Upmod for ... kite ? look_of_disapproval : user for 11days , 2k + comment karma , comments consist of Nice try , Rossum corporation . At first I was * Cool song about weed , but I'm not sure it's really by Phish . Still a good message with a catchy tune though . * sorry man too stoned * I recently spent some time in Hong Kong ( i'm from the US ) and was really surprised at some of what i saw . Two biggest things : People cutting in line like crazy and men STARING at women's chests intensely in public . Almost got into fights on both counts . The staring thing really got to me though , i was with a rather " chesty " friend of mine ( by HK standards ) and i would literally have to put myself in between her and random creeps and give them the We're doin ' business here . How the hell do you have positive comment karma ? Oh no , not another meme , I hate it so m .... 7134931 5 , then turn it around Look out ! Behind you ! The runs ! Cool - so how would you actually pronounce " * * I can guarantee you from personal experience that it has been on 4chan for many years . I went on 4chan regularly in high school , which was 4 + years ago , and I remember Let me guess : he's shaking his head and adjusting his glasses and giving you the Stop Down-modding me ! How dare you lump in Ace of Base with those dregs Very misleading thumbnail . You : The Narwhal bacons at midnight I always thought ಠ___ಠ expressed a google = Frenulum of prepuce of penis Woman in the red bikini in the background of the last one giving the good ole ' Oh what , so men can't be computer illiterate ? You sexist pig . Why are you putting a space before the comma ? It's tedious . Quicktime events for boss fights ‽ WTF ? ! 340 views and 1100 votes ? i dont remember him asking for details . * * Yes , it's a glaring omission , but that language is older than widespread use of Yes it its . Accept no imitations Most inappropriate family group photo ever ... I just try to not let people bother me . Why give them that power over you ? When they try to insult me i just give them the ole Only there are no epic mounts , just guys posting replies with would have been better if the top link was actually the _good_ link to the list He's like Being mocked about having a clean country filled with overly polite people a LOD does not induce . www . I like the Lol - He doesn't seem very happy about it though .... Unfortunately , they're all this : WTF ? ? ? Turtles in your milk ? ? ? Let me guess : pearsNpeas used the feedback form . I believe this : \ m / ( dammit i never got a roommate like you Our cops text while driving . Good thing men are never evil . AT LEAST GET A BIDET . How did I know you'd be in this thread ? I farted with laughter when I read " buckets " , now I need to go wipe my ass . Shadow Run ! You made a phone call from your table at an upscale restaurant ? Upvoted for reddit , I am disappoint . possibly most appropriate use of I could never take the game seriously , head crabs ? Come on guise , come on * Damn You ! * Who in hell uploaded twilight So we put a pussy in your pussy so you can ... Eminem to Lady Gaga ... I finished the game , and then the update came ; Your friend's totally giving the look of disapproval = > Crappy emo like daft punk ? At first i was like First thing I thought ( after I realised it was a story ONLY WHEN IT ABRUPTLY ENDED A bit anti climatic seeing how Dennis the Menace and Garfield get anything other than stamped out . jess love , if you did that with me , then i would've given you a LOL , i don't know if you guise noticed that , the 1st and 3rd frame are the full pic . And the 2nd and the last one is inverted . And he isn't signing the photo not because is the new joker , the PROBLEM is that he's too busy smoking with his right hand that's why he stares at him I never approved that successor . US Americans > As a grammar Nazi , In before ' PANDAS ARE NOT BEARS ! Is that an Atlas statue on the left ? So instead of paying for their games , they go and buy another 360 . Are there really that many games worth playing that you wouldn't buy ? No nuts ! Fucking n00bs . When you're gonna br34k some 1337 combos , you gotta call C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER Thanks for reminding us who was president from 2001-2003 . I'm sure none of us knew who it was . Spiders don't eat plants Of course , it's : i live in aus , this has not screened yet . thankyou for ruining my hopes and dreams of the best doctor evar to continue on being awesome My favorite was on our claims system , the " date " field was broken into three fields , month , day and year . But again , all text fields . I was trying to create a report and kept getting very weird results . So I did a quick select count of distinct months . Result : 18 . This but I'm going the SPR way with " Earn this . " I'll look very stern at him / her . I was with you for the second it took me to realise and then tbh , I probably wouldn't want to be mounted in the middle of the night . I love my sleep , and when I don't need to be awake for another few hours , I definitely don't want anything to interrupt my slumber . I have a hard enough time getting out of bed anyways . I'd be all like Most women are not on reddit . Go out , approach women , measure their reaction on a scale of ^ ^ to > In this building , when the President stands , * nobody * sits . * * Google docs considered .... harmful ? Looks like a pet insurance scam to me . Is it dusty in here ? This sums up my reaction perfectly : i bet your really popular around the office .... Caltech , not CalTech . Totally makes sense now . Hitting enter worked just fine .. but was that seriously a fix ? .. Or were you trying to sabotage me I was annoyed when I heard he was plagiarising Bleach , but then I was pissed off when they mentioned he did it to Hellsing too . This guy has got to be taken down . I was going to post that he shouldn't even have the suit . Redditor for 13 days . Also is " Grats on finally getting your gift . As for Brazil's Customs : uhh , thats night elves , not protoss . That cat is gross and does not Stay classy , r / mensrights . Nice to see this at zero points . Caterpie needs A . N . S . W . E . R . ? If it's illegal then they're not doing their job right ... No , I'm illiterate . . . May I suggest a trending topic ? # Sorry I was sleep deprived yesterday and was slightly retarded all day , I should have stayed off Reddit . Just because you changed your name doesn't mean I will forget . I'm on to you Glenn Beck . Why do so many people immediately laugh ? Thanks , I'm sure I could use the search function as well Upvoted again , and I admonish other redditors to upvote you for clearly stating your views , and being willing to engage in a discussion , rather than downvote merely because they disagree . ( This is for you , downvoters : I recant my A Screen capture of a youtube video ? ... I've never done it before Redditor for 3 hours . This needlessly promotes EXTREME violence against EXTREME assassin Skater , with EXTREME missile launchers . Papa-Jones gives one extreme look of disapproval Downvoted for Farmville mention floss , i'd just like to let you know that today is my birthday . if you ruin my birthday , i'll never forgive you . thanks for the spoiler ... I came here expecting to see a picture , but was disappointed . Reddit ... first I was like If the choices are impossible ... then it shouldn't be possible to make those choices . somebody shop in some A * much * more tasteful I actually just met some nice people , then found them wearing digg shirts on facebook . I was dissapoint . The only appropriate reply he could've made to her would be : This man is ripping off * The Show with Ze Frank * ! Sports Racers , join me in disapproval ! ' protest their protest . just put this on your sign Kevin Spacey gave the president an epic At first I was like At first I was I get them when I'm about to fall asleep . I was on the bus and was starting to get my nap in when my arm twitched . The person next for me just looked at me like this I clicked the up arrow but then clicked it a second time when I got to " good guys " and " bad guys " . Reddit , I am disappoint . No " Dude , NSFW ! " joke ? I see what you did there I feel the Thanks ! I signed up , then discovered that Gilt only ships to US addresses . I don't know how a joke about an error I didn't even make can get that many upvotes . Reddit is a surprisingly fickle site sometimes . I am very sorry I just went through your comment history and checked out your links . I guess you didn't expect that . I have personally played l4d1 , l4d2 , tf2 , hale : ce on both platforms and noticed no difference in how fast they were played . I still play me some cs 1.6 and never get the thought " how are those fellows moving so fast as a console gamer I am rather un-use to that INTENSE SPEED But it was aloud to expand . Is it me , or is there totally a Why does your look lack a mouth ? I can imagine him rolling about ALL OVER my cream sofa . I had goat balls when I was little ... They told me it was chicken [ Directed by Michel Bay ] * reads in female voice : * ' Just go up to her and start talking and getting to know her . The hard part is over , now you can relax and have a good time ... ehh I am a ' > Wouldn't it be AWESOME if Alan Grayson , Sir Richard Dawkins , and the entire Valve team were also on the billboard and they were like riding a narwahl and giving a middle finger to Sarah Palin and she was all like Wrong font is wrong . I used to know someone whose last name was Harakal and when I asked her how to pronounce it she said " it's Hare-uh-cull like Miracle " . I was like Another ActiveX ? Thanks ... it's worded so it sounds prettier than what it actually says . which is ... we're greedy dicks who want more of your money so we're going to start charging for something that used to be free . ( I was imagining like Catch Me If You Can shit and I see some free pretzel cards ... That's no narwhal . I concur with your eloquent ... Ones that are still somewhat new and aren't raped for karma . " Yet .... you are on Reddit At first I read ' humans ' , and I was all .. What is this I don't even .. I bet the HOA would " Thank you micheal ... " " I bet the phones are going to be ringing . " I see what you did there . Au contraire , that is not a question at all The loser is your colon . It's like watching a car crash . ... Oh wait . i'd like to see your research in to temporal mechanics and quantum singularities if you dont mind ..... Punchline in the title . my point still stands , you posted in askreddit ... at first I was like narwhals bacon pedobear alien orangered cuils ceiling cat YEEEEEEEEEEEAAH the dude abi-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOT Im still at Why do you taunt me with things so far away ? How'd you know my last name ? Hey . I was born in that year . One day that man is going to end up in the emergency room , and then i'm going to be all like At the very bottom of the post is a look of disapproval - A 10 " pianist . Huh ? There has been evidence of Neanderthal tool use way before this . Go to the top of this page , and in the search box , type " Fuck starlings . Little bitches carry salmonella and made a nest above my microwave they usually do too ... yours did a lot . i dont ever use the smile , but i do winks and :p sometimes . :/ is a gem , sometimes i send it by itself , always gets her guessing . wish i could Yeah , even I was like ... Jedi Academy Apologies for the non-imgur link , uploading from my location ' has been disabled ' ... I can't believe I just installed something just so I can see I'm watching you ... What kind of grapes have they been eating ? Yeah , as leftist as the Democratic Party . Im sure he never said that you think we'd forget throw new Exception ( " ctrl-c -> ctrl-v is the easiest . So did i . At first I was like Or produce one . The old man should have posed looking up the skirt with the old women with just copy-paste it . it's the reddit way . He looks hilariously uncomfortable / is flashing his No Fight Club , huh ? I am Jack's sense of And make sure the encrypted folder is called did i hear yodeling somewhere in there ? came here with a brilliantly witty one — ctrl-f — Tell them I said I ... You can wrap it up in all the wobble you want , but it's still the Vengaboys . Chrispy , I am disappoint . wat ? You haven't actually clicked the tab . . . it's a crosspost , not a repost . k i clicked .. saw you've been around for a year ... cool i thought .. then my eyes wandered left ... gonewild posts , [ M ] gonewild posts That is exactly how I feel ! Damn , we need to start a " anti-Bacokn page and Just Have that As a all encompasing postes that Are * * * * * * * PISSED OFF and just need to vent ? If you agree then vote yes , if not vot This is your fetish , isn't it . Insightful ! To all downvoters , I say : Well then , what good * are * you ? What's your explanation for " pronounciaation " ? Hell . No . Oh .. But at the end of the movie when they're having their heart to heart on the beach , the guy whose ex is Tara Reid says " Rule of three " , and tells them that he hasn't slept with anyone , but in the past , he's said that he had slept with three girls , which would imply that it was addition . I didn't even remember that quote , so you're right . Apparently there are some discrepancies in this movie . You ruined it ! Now it makes sense ! At first I was like She tends to get older as the number gets higher ... I'd probably alternate between After beating the game it just restarts at Level 1 i was being facetious ... AT FIRST I see what you did there Her segment came on and I was like Well I propose But , Adonis wasn't a deity Oh my god , that was gonna be my story ! Just replace 5 year old girl with kid with Downs This says it all , Dogs cannot be related to appliances ... just how big is your monitor ? No " needs fat bastard creme " cut ? Cut-n-paste dear boy ... I agree with randomizer . I would do the same thing and add a look of disapproval . Called a retarded person retarded before I found out they actually were retarded . Not much consequence besides a few NYTimes insists I log in ... how about something like Sure hope you have you have Holy by the time you get there , otherwise ... Stop doing awful things to yourself near your keyboard i read that as " girlfriends , friend " and was Yeah , right . I'm gonna go .. uh ... Rape some bitches now . Did you seriously just compare Twilight to LotR ? Oh shit , it wasn't chocolate ? Too serious . And now you get to wait OVER a year to see what happens . ... The cheese and the piece of pizza are just there from eating it , but then I found This way : I bet you can't read . " Actually , if you look at the box the drawing is under the pizza grease . So unless I baked a Domino's pizza myself , I couldn't draw it . Nice try though . " Read the comments before you post only if you are racist ... He's dating a married woman . Then we all were like " I find it discomforting the weighted expandable disapproval spheres have the It was pretty good - - for having English influences i disagree , if the other person argues more correctly you're wrong by default . thereeee caan only be oneee Your husband speaks the truth . I fell asleep last night waiting for my girlfriend and apparently she offered BJ's , rainbows , and unicorns but i " turned her down " ..... Wow really - no one has an opinion on this ? I am disappoint . It's okay , I taught her last night Clearly getting fired was punishment enough . You know how they say " You can't Un-see " things ... sigh ... If you feel like this Please fix it so the click event happens onMouseDown , not onClick . The difference may be subtle , but it sucks when you're clicking so fast that you click down on a region of blocks , but the mouse cursor leaves the region before the click is released , and thus the click isn't registered . ( Try it : click and a region of blocks , drag the mouse out of the region , and release . OH WOW i want to see this ... oh wait .. silverlight ? ? ? forget it . seriously . that would make my life so much easier . all they have is this Goddamn it . The City of Evanston hates us ( NU students ) enough already . Why do we have to keep doing dumb shit like this ? dead bodies dont get sexually moved These things are fucking terrible . I ordered one on a whim , and decided to cancel my order before it shipped . The billing department conveniently sent me an email saying that my order had " already shipped " and that there wasn't anything they could do . They said I could return it if I wanted to , but I said " fuck it " and decided to give it a try . Four hours later , I get an email notification from them saying that my order had shipped ... Or left what was i thinking ? I give myself : I yelled " Falcon Punch " and got serious indeed we are , you anti-semantic . thats not an octopus .. thats a booger ! Y'know when you apply pressure to your eyes and you get the color swirl ? It once gave me a panic attack , not sure why . Yeah , those uptight rakes are all .... I wonder . I'd be interested in hearing about ... the second time Dammit ! I bought this not very long ago ... for money I've come to figure out that i disapprove JoyceLynn Aryan Nation ... If you're talking about the Sonic fanart , then I always knew it wasn't benign WTF THIS ISN'T METAL OMG Rightfully so , his dad seems to have some plans for him tonight . Greg is your live-in ladyfriend ? Funny enough , that is what I think every time I see a post like this No , I'm fine ....... That link went to a Nickelback ad While your intentions are innocent , you are vandalizing other peoples ' property . Very not cool when we got to our seats , my friends and i exchanged a few words in a respectfully quiet tone . before i could get a full sentence out , there was It looks like the horn was close enough to cause real damage . Like this : For a second I was excited that the test had actually worked . Then I saw the results . Same thing with boxers while standing up . Somehow my second foot always manages to get stuck and I fall over bare-ass onto the floor . I get the same Don't talk shit about Pink Floyd man You could just be high ? You'd * better * be high . I think that's the ultimate bad beat , unless you enjoy getting pounded in the ass ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WOW ಠ_ಠ It is Patrick from Spongebob . At first I was like * * ( ゚ヮ゚ ) * * ... then I was all like * * > ... and i have never even * driven * a dirt bike ! How come anyone who throws this I should have taken a screenshot of that userpage before cos NOW THAT ACCOUNT HAS A 2 YEAR TROPHY . WTF ADMINS , MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON IN FRONT OF REDDIT While working in a drug store ( CVS , Walgreens type ) a coworker had his leg cut open pretty badly by a jagged piece of metal sticking out of the bottom of a drink cooler . This was toward the end of an eight hour shift . Our manager told him to take his dirty sock off to wrap the wound . I laughed until I realized she was serious . We literally had an entire aisle dedicated to clean bandages that hadn't absorbed eight hours of sweat , dirt , and who knows what else . I've never known of a woman to Waffle stomp . Unfortunately it does not work every time on the other end . Some people will give you the " Ugh , how dare you walk past me ? What do you think this is , Formula 1 ? " look . I think the writers learned their lesson when we were all like I get the feelings that the reason you want this shopped so much is because you're a pedophile who wants to see that picture How about settling for a healthy You should put I don't think he was . oh i get it , you hate obama , aaaand you like to fuck little girls Whoa that's a lot of free keys . I am now dumber because of this , everybody in the room is now dumber . I would rather crawl on glass . couldn't even hit the stop button i think i had seizure . Definitely not . Most states make you sign a statement , which just implies that you recognize you've been pulled over by an officer of the law . * Then * , later , you can choose to plead guilty ( and pay whatever fines , in person to the station , or by check via US Mail ) , or plead not guilty , and go to court . This is the first time I've ever heard of cops collecting cash on the scene . There's no possibility of abuse there , is there ? I laughed but still ... * * At first I was like : Hey now ! Stop reminding me that this film exists ! I see them all over montreal . Guzzle him ? I think the phrase you're looking for is " Cool , now I just gotta find some things to do ... Wouldn't it be great if you could make your own edits to ... oh wait ... i have grumpy old neighbors right now and they are trying to get all of our trees removed because they don't like the way the leaves fall off ... God damn it Bernake . Pffffftttt Baltic ave ? Mediterranean ave ? Have a seat over there . i only did that once , while drunk . Most of it ended up in my shoe I saw this was in my city and tried clicking things cuz I need a new car . Take this : Well the bloody fog lights are blinking too slowly for a start . What sequel ? I think it gets you 2 of these for being a kevin costner fan : Wait ... are you talking about what I think you are ? Nice try Mary Bale * * Not long now No Walken , no upvote . Female babies ? I just looked at my dog . Just laying there on the floor . Assimilation has no limitations . All those hours of trying to get it and he just goes and destroys it for charity ... Fucking sporting celebrities From another angle you can see that he gave the dolphins eyes the look of disapproval ! Your thumbnail doesn't match the image , KeyserSosa I find it sad that there have been multiple people that do not understand this from the headline alone A sticker on the binding ruins a book ? Books are for reading not decoration Don't take me quite so seriously . My feelings towards youtube right now : That's equal to seventeen I don't have a dad . It seems as if what could be said , already has been , and thus saying it would be redundant ... This is the only alt + combo I have memorized : My cousin lives with me , and is doing a business degree at the same uni as I'm doing an EE degree . She often complains about her workload ; I'm just like 1st : Why do you let a guy ( Guy # 1 ) dictate whom you can talk to and whom you can't ? Aren't you going down the same road you did with Guy # 2 ? Aka leaving yourself open to be controlled and / or harmed ? ( I only ask because that is EXACTLY what happened to me . One day I was told to stop talking to someone I knew , the next day I was a puppet , trained to obey . Took me 5 years to break free of that Must have been . It's all about the confidence when you do said things . If you have this face That was a little harsh . Owls invented this look . Owls and cats . Hmm , this looks interesting . Dove World Outreach Center . Sounds like an organization that might bring some sensibility to the debate . Let's take a look ... You just ruined the rest of my week you bastard . * must wipe this information from memory . * Going to cry myself to sleep now , thanks ... i'm also named matt ... and i can assure you this is not genius . False , I'm Canadian , I have free healthcare , but I sure as hell ain't as lucky no internet ... no Really ? Just this morning I said to myself : " Self , it's about time you get those missing fonts installed so you can enjoy The look of disapproval is " staring eyes ? " You don't mind that she's dead ? Middle aged British software developer with coke-bottle glasses . i didnt notice the redub of the voices until ellen page talked STRONG 60 year old PUSS and ASS That the guy I thought was my dad until I was 18 wasn't actually my father . SURPRISE ! Although I had been informed when I was 6 apparently so , ' sall good Yeah because diamond frame geometry isn't stagnant ... Edit : sure that time it works There's no misinterpreting these foreign characters : * * I'm glad ours are called ' Bixi ' not ' Vélopop ' ! I know I shouldn't hate on the bikes but it's like inciting ignorant people to use them . Don't get me wrong I'm not saying that all people are ignorant but the majority is , sadly . As for the ' pros ' , at least they are aware of safety rules ( I hope so ) even though they run through reds ( at least they are not wearing HIGH HEELS AND LONG SKIRTS Thank you , that clears everything up God damnit , I can't segue into how you feel about chicks with dicks with this kind of response . Wow , great tips . So if I ask for a teabag and some hot water , what are the chances of getting it and what are the chances of getting I did too fails in chrome . " Self Defense Products " ahh that was actually pretty funny .. thank you for posting this , i quite enjoyed the opening tumble scene . probably too much ... karma , dont you push me down the stairs any time soon . im watching you Woah , my monitor almost exploded from the massive resolution of this thing ! Bloody hell . We are becoming Canuckistan . Agreed on both points . I think once he got in office the spooks and the generals and the security nazi's scared the bah'jesus out of him and he made the wrong decision . My husband and I were checking out of the grocery store with a live lobster . The clerk peeked in the box , was burbling about the cute lobster , and then she went completely still . " You're going to take this home and * kill it * aren't you ? " But ... but ... the Holocaust ! Sharpie to his whole face ? You guys are just evil That looks like the place where my base was . there was a guy i worked with . we were always friendly and joked around a lot , and even hung out outside work 1 or 2 times with friends . i thought i was getting the flirt vibe from him . so eventually i got the courage to ask him if he wanted to hang out sometime and go do something fun together . he said " you're not gonna try and sell me drugs or something are you ? Did someone go through and downvote all of the OP's comments ? Like this : I've got a better idea ... why don't you create your own thread so I could ignore it . YOU FUCKED FUCKED UP AS WELL . Marshmallows on a pizza ? And they were all like heh , well I like his expression . Damn it , now I cannot unsee it ... haha , yet still WHY NOT ! They recommend egg whites . Oh those bottle necked dolphins .... Eh , I don't know I just have had bad experiences with it . The Yeah , but they are " DIFFERENTLY " abled . You chloroformed her , didn't you ? We need someone to draw this comment . An ultralisk , a look of disapproval No Cody . No . Reddit disapproves of your spam Is that a Delta for an A ? It was a hell of a year . I completely agree with you . That's like about 10 minutes ago I was about to have dinner . look in the fridge ... Frozen pizza . Yeah , I think part of me realizes this . The other part of me is California would get rickrolled . we aren't even allowed to have Night vision scopes .... let alone automatics . I don't think I'd use a prostitute for the same reasons you do ... Redditor for 6 months * Fucking * Corgis ? Oh , God it's so funny hagh hagh hah ! ! ! :) ... Ok , seriously though , I don't get it . My mum sends texts with atrocious spelling and abbreviations that rarely make sense while at the same time preferring to use the archaic imperial measurement system because metric is too easy and doesn't make you use your brain . Me -> Nice try , alternate account of American 1122 $ 229 Canadian That's not pedobear . I read the first words and I was like GODDAMNIT PLEASE REMOVE THIS BALL FILL UP GAMEEEEEE IT IS TOO ADDICTING ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! EVERY TIME I SEE AN EMPTY BOX I IMAGINE IT FILLING UP WITH ( I still don't understand why they disabled OTA updates on the UK versions of the Galaxy S . You put cocksauce on a baby ? This video has no business being uploaded in 1080p and it had no business being on the history channel in the first place Outlook Express ? Fuck .. now I have to buy these on the way home . :( ... :) ... o . O ... =D ... Did you just blow up diamonds ? You're an ass , not a troll I don't * have * a garage . [ Pic ] Speaking of Androids , the webpage this links to redirects android phones to a 404 Im afraid I didnt save the . psd . Not yet . There's one downtown I'm checking this weekend though . So far it's only been online shopping , which is turning up OK results . I have to go to that surplus store to get my shoulder bag and hat , so we'll see about those pants while I'm there , too . The problem is that sadly not many places carry my size pants anymore , which is a 32-34 . It used to be pretty common I was smoking a cig in a park ( I know I know , redditors : We're watching you . I don't wait all day for " self-love " .... I read this as " Pretending my penis is a spaceship ... " and I got really Source on that ? According to both imdb , wikipedia and google Julie Benz is pretty alive . OMG zerg is clearly op Thanks for keeping things positive , dude [ . ] ( / ' redditor for 33 minutes Yeah , I saw that reddit post too . / b / is now trolling the survey . This . Seriously . We have a 40 gig cap , then it goes back to 56K / 256K d / l speeds . And you're complaining ... Really ? The Chive ? Nice try , narwhal He's bigger then me . i am a tolkein purist and i can confirm this fact . Promises , promises ... " Unit-Function-Test " has become a buzz word coined by QA at my office used to describe the process of checking content on static web pages Gimli , are you on reddit 8 hours a day I've played Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup a lot , best I've done is an 8 hour session through all the dungeon levels , orcish mines , elven halls , the swamp , lair , hive , most of the vaults and I died in the tomb I think ... by levitating over water then falling in to it I half expected him to be a Digg refugee / troll . Turns out he's one of us . Redditor for 15 minutes ... No , it's an existential lament of the lost years . [ ] ( / wetodddog " ┌ ( You don't know the racoon strip ? I'm convinced at least 50 % of MFA is about desert boots , with the OP wanting to wear them and everyone else The cow is doing a serious Way too much of a stretch You bastard . It mentions tea in the article Annnnd the joke is ruined . God , way to be too lite .... Your username makes your comment intimidating Borez ..... I already know what you do . You've already made me jealous before ...... I know what I'll do to make my local TEDx better ! I'll use * * PAPYRUS * * * ಠ_ಠ WRONG HAND l , , l / ( I'm a home / family / internet body so my closest friends are all co-workers . Who are all geeks and CS majors , but none of them play . Yet they know about it and follow minecraft sales stats and videos . Punchline in the title . Is that guy holding a glass of semen ? redditor for 2 hours So noted . Not as much as I'd like the look of disapproval I'll just play for an hour . I thought you were both joking until I read it really slowly 3 or 4 times You mean you sat there and giggled during a Holocaust survivor's history lesson ? Oh wow ! That's so incredible that they did their research ! What are you implying ? We rape them in retaliation ? I would assume that any competent congressman ( or woman ) would have taken the time to at least memorize the constitution . It's only the thing that your job is created from and our country is run by . At first I was like * You * killed him . Did anyone else have the GOM player install the Ask.com toolbar despite unchecking that option during installation ? It just appeared after I update Firefox . Very You just made me stop reading Reddit and go figure out why the report isn't working for that user . Thanks / Sorry there was a group of school children tormenting a blind midget I was needed elsewhere . * * Despite groveling with each of your past professors to sign off on a retroactive withdrawal petition due to various personal issues which have since been resolved , and despite having successfully earned a 2 - year degree at an accredited junior college , the University flatly refuses to consider lifting your academic suspension . * " Oh , thanks for your past tuition and all , but you done goofed up , and you're just not good enough . " * > I can't tell you how many times girls have been insulted by me correcting that exact same mistake . I just sit back put on my monocle and try and convince myself I am better off without them . Why is there a name for this . Motivational format and getting a Star Wars quote wrong ... " No Oddjob " is not a silly rule . Maybe since voting designates approval , they want to At first I was like With regards to this post a close up of that umlaut should look like this nothing is original anymore , just do it You are trying to get a reaction out of me . Here it is : I see what you did there . As a south-west native : * * * NOT THE SAME * * * * * " Ben Friedman is a sophomore majoring in * * social entrepreneurship * * . " at first i was like whaaa , where's the bridge ? then i looked closer and i was like , ohh this is a contruction photo of the Golden Gate ... First I was He got negative attention for being anti-war . I actually sent him a modest donation because of his anti-war stance . Because of that mistake I'm now on the Rand Paul mailing list . > > Also , really ? Front paged with both of my posts ? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles ? The fuck reddit ? I am disappoint . > Also , really ? Front paged with both of my posts ? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles ? The fuck reddit ? I am disappoint . You're only a Tapatio if you're from Guadalajara Mr . Jalisciense Man , I was ^ going ^ to ^ do ^ that ^ now ^ I ^ can't ^ =( ^ And there were no consequences for what he said ? I do this all the time at work .... unfortunately . Stupid alphanumeric IDs with leading zeroes . Exams always fall on or near halloween . Future ! ? are you from the past ? While we're at it , let's get rid of all non-major conferences . I have a bunch of cards printed out that just have Seeing " 5:30 " , after 19:00 ... at first I was etc ... This comment is me disapproving . im sure you didn't encourage them at all . CollegeHumor huh .... ? what the flying fuck ? ! i never knew of these Tryin ' t ' rape ' em ? lol that's just funny ! Same . The last thing we want to be associated with is pedobear . Just because I upvoted doesn't mean I approve Hahaha yes . I tried a second time while drunk , and the bouncer took my drink away . spez and kn0thing were like So long as you were also counted that the Stewart-Colbert Rally like I was , you are forgiven . If not : Sending my password to me as plain-text I speak French and what is this ? you're doing it wrong then One prophylactic : unused and one ... soiled . well maybe if you actually played you would be . You just said everything I was thinking " psychologist's degree " eh ? It is a very deep \ m / * Don't stick your finger in there ! Oh Crap ! * Probably not all he should stop abusing . It's shit like this Steve . That they haven't passed it yet either , and that makes us one of two states to * try * to legalize it . Shouldn't we get a great big as a former gas station worker My best first date was my only first date . It was also my worst first date . Text saved as a png a photo does not make I don't understand why people cream their pants and want to become super best friends with " fellow " Redditors . It's just some stranger browsing a popular site on the internet . We don't have anything in common . If I saw a " please don't downvote " I think someone hated the loud obnoxious Asian kid there .. I find myself neither here nor there with my feelings on most Sam Adams beers . With the exception of the Nobel Pils , which I love , I find most of them enjoyable but nothing to get particularly excited over . That being said , they do make what I consider one of , if not the worst craft beer ever conceived . ( I'm looking at you Cherry Wheat How'd you get this picture of me Matt ? Tom Cruise eh ? I once met 2 people , forget one person's name and couldn't remember whose name that was and called one person by the other person's name . I got a That's not very be-in-the-moment of you . > My Class : Dude . Those peacocks are fucking terrifying . I haven't been to the Denver zoo in years , but I can remember .... He's about ... what ? Sure it looks nice , but honda ruined what this car could've been . Its slower and guzzles more gas than the original CRX Si . It's heavier , and it isn't as agile . It's more expensive [ even with inflation accounted for ] . Oh , and here's the kicker : its 20 years younger . As a honderrppp fanboy , God Dammit Poland . / r / day 9 When he turned to look at you , you should have just locked eyes with him and given him * * pick holder No , I meant like this Did you really just post a link to a temporary 4chan thread ? As the time he spends in that bar goes up , so does the probability that he'll get a rohypnol in one of those free drinks . I'd have her print out every damn possible answer in here and turn them all in on a nice long sheet of paper with a I seriously doubt that red Powerpuff girl is a serial killer That's feet , y'know . What's more It isn't even a girl and you still can't approach this person in real life ? Here . My family was one of those go to church every Sunday , and children go to CCD for 15 years one . I refused to make my confirmation due to the fact that I did not and have not ever held any belief in a god , and my mother told me that I'm " going down a dark path , " and that she was worried for my future . Not NSFW . this map is confusing me ... colorblindness You're still addicted , except it's more like picking up needles on the street , quite unsafe and you only get a part of the hit I completely agree . Just tell him to please stop ; don't ask , tell ... and it's important you look like this : LOL , what if hes Half human ? Yes , it's kind of awesome being the baby of the family , and by a lot . There is a 9 year gap between me and my older brother ( the 2nd youngest sibling ); a 13 year gap with my eldest sister . But I was definitely an accident . Something about antibiotics while being on the pill ... I'm a Physics student … Wow ... except for the age , this sounds like a guy that sat next to me in art class , who had a major crush on me ... This brought back some unpleasant memories ... That was not as inappropriate as I'd hoped . But first , how to trust you ? ..... She has the BALLZ to say she was sexually abused ! yeah , on the upside I now find myself with a ton of free time I was expecting to have dedicated to Black Ops , which I am spending writing posts about how much I don't like Black Ops Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Cooking bacon in microwave ... Worked like a charm ... Excelle--oh wait . Hey At first I was like Isn't it wonderful . Ah , I didn't see it in there , but after looking again ... I don't Cant believe reddit threatened and passed judgment on this poor girl . Reddit I am disappoint Most people are fine with it . When I lived in good ol ' Catholic Ireland nobody seemed to give a crap about my atheism besides my mother , but now that I live in the US there seems to be a proper stigma ( no , not stigmata related . ( high school btw ) My psychology teacher said bisexuality was just a hedonistic lifestyle . Basically just sex-addicts . My chemistry teacher told me last week that bi's are half-closeted homosexuals . I am ignorant on whether these claims are true or not and I'm not going to claim knowledge , but I do know that both of these claims are opinions and based on absolute shit of evidence . It's not responsible for a teacher to say opinions as facts . Nascar ? Obviously not everyone fellow redditor who lives in the same town as me I feel so much better now ! ! thats not what the tsa agent told me the last time i flew out of SFO I started drinking coffee when I was 18 months old ( no shit , I would just drain my mom's mug whenever she wasn't looking ) so I have no memory of the first time I drank it and no memory of life without it . When I was little , adults would actually ask me if my parents / I knew what I was drinking , and I'd just The first panel . der hurr hurr lets put a collection of memes in our video . Will be so EPIC brah ! Quicktime doesn't seem to work , but VLC does the trick for me ! You * are * using VLC , aren't you ? i still don't get it What are you talking about ? Noam Chomsky disapproves this message . ( Because that shit's impenetrable , after all . this bain't twitter Because I always thought the perk of an auctioneer in Daralan was awesome , and losing that just makes me wanna Can NOT be unseen ahh yes the power outlet I dont know why I didn't think of that before . I guess all that netflix I watched was just a figment of my imagination Ivan Ooze ? ! whoa , wait a minute here . I'm not supposed to do all of my tasks as root ? My reaction to this video : I just hate it when suddenly food is being picked off your plate ... right after she just ate . For some reason , adding " → ಠ_ಠ " to the end of a phrase → I'm okay with Amy and Rory , but I have to agree about River Song . My * god * is she obnoxious . * " Spoilerssss " * 5 months ago ? i wasnt even on reddit til about 3 weeks ago . this is awesome . Wikipedia does not mention Horus ' Crucifixion No , because he was actually Jesus . Automatic ... sex dispenser . because chinese people dont have " duels " with guns . Her royal majesty needs a fishbowl helmet . Come on , man ! This is space . Called boss last night who also live near me in Newcastle , He told me to act like it was any other day . Woke up on time , Cleaned up the car ( 09 subaru WRX ) , Drove to work in South Seattle . Boss calls me at 8: 30 telling me to stay in bed The skin they prefer the term " east asian " Fuck Yeah ... Canada isn't a continent You lost me at scanner Carpenter jean loop . If you can't say anything nice , then STFU . If you're looking for something to take to school , I would check the battery performance also . Someone in the Amazon reviews said this thing only lasts 2 hours with light use Someone just laid down a very appropriate At first I was like , Nice try Skinit.com Marketing Director So many pics in link . Shoot them from 2 + directions at the same time . Don't fucking downvote this guy for asking a question , answer him or move the fuck along . Demand this expression -> I just did GO train ! .. I don't know why I'm excited about seeing this , I hate the GO train In my case , being knowledgeable and candid about sexuality just fed into the rumors ( which I only found out about years later ) that I was purportedly an avid Satanist . It's the original hello world . It was punishment ... he forgot to point up to god after catching one of his touchdowns . Does this face look serious to you ? ! * * I'm honestly not sure which one is more disturbing ; either way I'm sure one or both is going to make an appearance in one of my dreams tonight . western Italy Gah ! You said ' loose ' twice ! It's ' lose . ' I am from New Hampshire so I stay at home for the maple syrup You're not the real BlueRock . same music as inception Drat , it won't let me make a Ahhh ! I see it now .... Nice addition of the Yeah , but without any commissions This seems overall classier than the content of the internet . These posts are a shitty covert attempt at finding others that share your tastes / habits / whatever else . Might as well be honest and say " I am looking for others who [ insert random habit here ] " . HAH . I just realized that What about a 4 fingered ring of : Fuck you guys . Now I want a Pop Tart but I don't have any stop making these posts . UGH ... for christ sake someone , anyone give me a sci-fi MMO that doesn't involved mechs or flying .... IN ...... SPAAAAAACE . I used to play Anarcy Online . It may have been good at one point , but now it stinks . It just have WAY to many fundamental flaws that Funcom don't really seem to be interested in fixing . I guess they are to busy bringing back the point and click adventure genre This seems plausible . I can't respect witch hunting delivery from Sears ... $ 19.99 My reply : Don't i know you ..... I see what you're doing here - getting a free racetrack day Anyone else experience the " design-by-committee " types of boss ? My old boss used a PEN ON MY SCREEN to point at changes he wanted made to graphic design jobs ..... standing over my shoulder .... with a pen ... They just lick out the peanut butter and leave the poop . Beat me to it ... I don't know if the OP is serious , but I've known lots of people who believe it works this way ... some of em were even colorblind but didn't know until I explained with examples For a minute i had to check what subreddit I was on This is not Bad Company 2 . We're onto you ... faker . Dragon Age horrible ? You misspelled " its " as " it's in the second paragraph of your " About " page . Its to lay tangent to her curves . WTF it's only half eaten ? ? ? Are you saying people who say pop sound retarded ? Playing with you was one of the rare times I didn't hear rap music . Your friend's comment about the girl thing , though ... That made me He didn't go to my school . I actually copied this off a website to save me the time , but thanks anyways . He's speaking to a mostly empty chamber . I dislike your rug . It seemed a little * too * pro-google ( OH BTW IM DEVELOPING CHROME OS APPS , AND I'M ANDROID TETHERING , AND I CANT LIVE WITHOUT CHROMIUM V8 , I HAVE WET DREAMS ABOUT INSTANT SEARCH , SOMETIMES DURING SEX I SCREAM OUT " GOOGLE " ) . Well , they * did * ban thumb drives in Federal facilities . Look Apple , you're great and all , but I've had to change my password at least three times in the past year . Dang it , now I'm going to spend a couple hours trying to replicate this . You know this guy , huh ? The animator of that has no understanding of weight and timing How are you flying ? at first i was like , Nope . Ran Stonecore with my gf on her warrior tank , and me on my lock . Our shaman healer was decent until we killed the last boss where a healing peice and a stam trinket dropped . Shaman rolls need on both and leaves The antenna is blocking my house Wonder how many flavor packet things from maruchan ramen it took to make that I have to compete a bit more to my shit noticed ? What the fuck ? Is that * Vol # 1 * scribbled on there and circled with ballpoint ? I smell a troll somewhere nearby . There is no such thing as fight club I'm so hurt that my wife lost her job because that is one less source of income in our house ... so I'm * going to kill myself * in order to fix this problem What a bunch of bullshit . It's unreasonable to pull 2 shits out of your ass Why does everyone ignore The Team ICO games * * STOP SAYING " WHAT'S UP REDDIT " ON YOUTUBE GUYS ! I don't , but those guys in Pakistan sure do , and they * are * skilled . reality_engineer is implying they are not skilled cause they are not american A . I like the camera panning down to his feet . Earlier in the video , I was digging his playing , but also very curious about his feet . I'm very happy the camera person showed his feet . Maybe because guns aren't bullets ? Dear god . This title makes me think of rule #34 . Every girl BFF I've had , had dumped me because their crush had get along better with me than with them and they thought I was going to steal the crush ... it had happened to me 3 times ... Notepad file containing " That shouldn't be a milestone . So all 1200 subscribers can get whipped into a frenzy ? Main it ! Meh , how I hate low subscriber subreddit spam I highly doubt having sex with Primeribsteak would be a chore . You put beans in texas chili ... Front left leg is sideways I tried reading it and all I could do was this : republicans forced a tax law deal compromise . I can't tell if Warragul is trolling or not . Searches submissions . Gathers is a metalhead meathead . [ ] ( / son " RANCH with wings ? ? ? I turn the dial a little bit . Do your own ethics essay I don't think I saw you drop one ammo box * purple link * Meh . Not classy how so many freeware promote Chrome though . Got a new laptop over the weekend and ... ... You watched the movie before / without seeing the series 996 bottles of ...... Why ? I'm not seeing meat If you count the children This is not what FBF is for . YOU CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS ? We must know what he gave you www . They forgot The Netherlands Pretty sure the The bystander on the Makeup pic is kinda daily mail Looks more like a chupacabra than a giraffe to me . Why is NIN so far below in this list ? I can only hope that we're the ones you're trolling ... and that this isn't really what you got her . We don't have any christmas . Great . Now I'm horny * and * hungry . Like a sadistic , repressive , war-starting game of telephone . I found grammatical errors , in something glorifying written english . Those are not Sharpie ® My twin sister turned off my cellphone and put it with some old dolls so they " could talk with it . " She also decided that my presents were for her to open . Well good job in advance for the work you're putting in to give things away . Also hope everyone enjoys what they get , they should since it's free ( some people though I'm interested in what happened to cause that Am I the only one who fells You must name this cat Unless you don't go to med school . If it's never lupus why does that fucking diagnosis exists " a short-lived radioactive tracer isotope is injected into the living subject ( usually into blood circulation ) " ( Looks at username . ) Piece ? At first I was all like * * Life * * not * * lives * * So .. who makes the sammiches ? At first I was like :D but then I was like Your 10 year old sister got an iPhone ? I remember having similar issues running Dragon Age for the first time and I had to install PhysX drivers ( I have an ATI GPU Losers advertising in the comments for youtubers to come to reddit . Nice try automatic HVAC salesperson Sorry to burst your bubble . How do you think I felt when my dad said , " Welcome to middle age " on the morning of my 35th birthday ? Why not not ? I've seen this happen too many time , What's with the Will not click . Once again , Dude . It's the 31st . no he didnt mean taht ... Oh awesome ! I'll just check your username to see if it relates to your comme ... * * I bet I can fuck 100 Same . how did you make that face ? All the games I just bought on the Steam Sale > In Canada , we're too polite to mention spelling mistakes . Wow , that's weird . Mine too Cheater ! You should be over here , with us . Bitching about life . NOT EMBARRASING . Sounds like an awesome night to watch Oregon clouds ... again . She is from Britannia , I would check it out , but apparently unity doesn't support real operating systems I may just create 1,000 accounts to make sure this happens so you lied to us That sounds both narcissistic and manipulative ... How long have you been around without telling Jet and Fay-Fay ? Nice backhanded gift ... Those are always he best What happened before the camera was turned on ? I'm concerned as to why why the file name ends in . jpeg when it's clearly a . gif Not Dominoes . I had a friend that said she walked out of an OBGYN's office because he was singing " Getting to know you ... Getting to know all about you ... " as he was putting on his gloves . You forgot your People , please source stuff . But for some reason it won't display Four if you count the one in the reflection of the look of the " is the doctor and your ex of opposite sexes ? To everyone that doesn't know , this was something started in 4chan . He means post CP . Do you console ? Pedobear is recruiting I see ..... But evolution isn't a belief . * reaches in bucket for popcorn * wait ... that's not popcorn ... in the future i foresee 87.92 % of the worlds population will say lulz twice daily ( at least ) and everyone will know that herps precede derps So a father spends time with his son , and you infer child rape ? Oh look another 4 page review website filled with adds where ever there's space available . I just love those sites I love how you mention " Everyone needs to get over it " and " it's none of their business " , and the general sentiment of your post is that you are now at peace with your body , and all of the responses you receive have to do with how you can change yourself to be more socially acceptable . I was a little more blown away by the fact that she's a massive porn star ... @USDeptOfJustice THIS IS DOUBLEPLUS UNGOOD # Your user name makes me think of Proteus sp . of bacteria :) . Thanks for the well wishes and I'll pass it on ! Call your grandfather more though > 1,500 , 000 homeless children in America . KILL IT WITH FI - - wait .. European accent ? Why does your friend have girlish blonde hair ? Or do you .. cold scotch Then why not do it the other way around ? " Trusted and loyal ASW members who meet certain criteria have the privilege of inviting a limited number of their friends to the network . If you know someone with this privilege , you can ask them to invite you . If not , please be patient and continue to ask around in your own personal and professional circles . " i don't know exactly where she lives but i will be stalking now It's odd that you should say that , because I had a wicca / pagan phase during middle school too . But I was hoping to be like your fiance , convincing someone to take a realistic and logical look at what they believed in . But no , it wen just the opposite way . She got baptized just a few days ago .... There was one group I THOUGHT could be them , a guy had a green rage t-shirt on and was loud and obnoxious .. but they also had a cut up birthday cake in front of them . * sigh * I'm sad to say - my social anxiety stems from the fact that TOO MANY of my friends , when asked if they are Redditors , don't know what I'm talking about . My imminent enthusiasm is quickly followed by Good ! That shit is seriously bad for you . Too far . Let it die . Dead ringer for Get the math outta here . Worst part was that I knew my 8am English class was going to be pointless anyways - consisting of no more than a review of the syllabus . Knowing cats ( I have 2 ) , he probably looked at you like The fuck ? Did you seriously just imply that curry smells BETTER than a burger or steak on a grill ? Yeah , I got 3 for $ 30 . It was $ 24 for a brand new toothbrush that came with 2 heads Must be a long cable . katy perry ? Redditor for three hours It offends me that this offends you . you can always just Copy Paste you know : demonstration Why aren't you a doctor yet ? Appears to be more than one loaf You now live with THEM . explain . Delivery may take up to 3 years ? Stared at this for a while looking for any animation before realizing it was a . png Not sure if this is where it should go but here have an upvote and this Dat Soulstealer with codex and spellshards Where is the water going ? Words can't describe my reaction to this comment . I need ascii are of Reddit is not anon . My friend wouldn't shut up about this movie when we were in 7th grade . He made me watch it and I just sort of like Upboat for like totally reading my mind . > stalking old boyfriends . You didn't keep the tin , did you ? yo i heard you were a karma whore ..... so i downvoted you I already used that one When did youtube start doing this annoying redirect to their home page if you have the reddit bar up ? A failed post AND a repost at that ? Glad you're on this website ... I wondered why there had been a rush of people asking for comment flags . Manga is more expensive in that app than it is on amazon . It's a shame they don't offer the same " free to start " dev tools for iOs and android as they do for PC . No he does not want to touch your joystick and control your monkey Dude .. I LOOKED and LOOKEd ... didn't see anything else .. WHICh is rather rare . But .. Oops Your threesome story was pretty epic too Drinking olive oil ? As a Montanan I can confirm this Even worse is when people borrow books and magazines to keep themselves occupied while going to the bathroom . i thought it was ' bhaoo ' rather than ' bahoo ' I succeeded .. It is the cat of disapproval . Why , why did the picture have to be of an obese woman ? Please mark the mo8g link as NSFW . That's not Jet Moto No . Shit , I know that guy ! That's like everybody on my street I'm in engineering , but my sister isn't , and she says it's because she doesn't enjoy physics or math very much . So she's going to med school . And honestly , the main reason that I went to engineering school is because I didn't think I wanted to go to grad school , which is what I would've had to do had I decided to go into English . Aaaand now I'm going to end up in grad school anyway because I hate industry . Really ? Your dog gets stuff stuck up his butt regularly enough for you to know this ? the fact that i am over 25 and don't have kids An observation ..... The things my wife gets herself in to . I don't see any Opeth . I am sorry , but no . almost buried until I read your name ... But they havent made misspelling offence a criminial offence , clearly 90 % of the top rated comments in every recent Berlusconi thread are either fawning over the girls or bro-bumping Berlusconi . I swear I'm just a lurker . lol'd at the Like me :D ...... ... and now I need to get Braid . I've met my Waifu already . What is this nonsense ? That is one angry middle schooler . I won't downvote , but I'll glare disapprovingly at your avatar . I'm all for the you tube commentators posting vids here but if they arn't going to contribute , post , respond etc to the community and are just looking for views then .... ... " nazi germany style checkpoint " ? Seriously ? Nice . Hard-coded achievements , though ? disapproval * / sigh at anyone who actually did this ... Yeah I think he gets a well deserved * * this is just screaming down vote why the shortest month ? I've upvoted plenty . Now where's that cervix pic ? Someone has added their own watermark to the bottom can't see my nickname on there I'm pretty sure he and especially his fans should be long , long over that whole thing by now The 2 people that downvoted me along with the 2 people who upvoted you are idiots . It was a silly joke , obviously you are too stupid to even realise that . So maybe Billy Mitchell isn't that big of a douche in real life .... but what about Steve Wiebe ? Is he really that humble and cool ? I really hope so . Also was that really Billy's wife A great place to start is using the search function on / r / learnprogramming I'll allow it . He lost his Wyvern yet he doesn't offer any reward Yeah ... underrated . Driving while high I love Boondock Saints , but by placing this here you think that Twilight = fantasy unless you're on a mac Yeah . I get the ' you're a really nice girl you deserve more than me ' or whatever or ' I'd hate to ruin our friendship ' a lot . Don't you mean : Ǝ > That is one of the words . Wait , what , this look ? You mean fizzy drinks was that a pun ? Sorry , all I see is the Homer of He couldn't possibly have any good reason to be so upset or he wouldn't be so alone in acting the way he is Is this link going to be posted once a month now ? " If [ Ronaldinho ] does not sign with Gremio i'll never post in this subreddit again . hold me to it . " Uruguay is the child of Uruguay ? Boiled chicken ? Kinda like how Ireland has a constitutional amendment against abortions ---> Bellevue represent ... no I don't have tits Somebody told me today that NASA's budget needs even more cuts . Good enough . I ’ d like to think that I'm providing better ease of use for the money . There ’ s more to \ code than just a shorthand for writing No . We have to go dee ^ p ^ e ^ r ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Because women are whores ! Clearly , the ones asking you guys , are not siblings . Did your parents hire a professional photographer to document their trip ? > 16:46 : " The average usage per Canadian is 15 Megabytes . " Sounded to me like his van was being pelted by rocks / was fired on and also the people around were lobbing molotov cocktails everywhere Yes , because you can do things like You are not helping ... agreed , closed it as soon as it became clear that they were giving away major plot points ... that is to say , about 10 seconds in . Not like Skyrim won't get a 10/10 in every revieuw There are people who aren't playing NV still because they still have things to do in FO3 . I didn't know there was a PS1 version on PSN .. Now I want to go spend $ 300 just to re-play a two-generation-old game I've already played for hundreds of hours , thanks . Because this is a picture There was a lot more snow than that ... someone just got lazy . I used to smoke with this older guy from South Africa and he always did this . he said it was because in South Africa they just emphasize the enjoyment of the smoking , and its not about taking the biggest hits possible . Still didn't explain why he had to leave smoke tho . I don't know if you REALLY deserve this upvote ... But damnit I laughed AND groaned . Can't watch that . Whats the first rule of fight club The person who created this thread is a r / jailbait mod My bf asked if I was going to watch it with him .. My response , came here to say that ... can anyone get a pic of the guy second row far left , his I can understand the camo but nascar ? Seriously ? When did beauty ever apply to fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu comics ? ctrl-f'd for ' R . L . Stine's Goosebumps ' - Phrase not found How would you know what a wilderbeast moan would sound li ... Next you are going to tell me the tooth ferry doesn't exist . Hijacked back button ? ! I would like to see this image that shows things that are less than a pixel wide . Wait , are you saying that Mathew Broderick and the film crew * really * got lucky enough to catch the foul ball ? The difference was that one is paid for my taxpayer money and the other by private corporate funds . I preordered this thing specifically for Ocarina of Time . It's neither amphibious nor a rodent . 240p and you had to stretch it across the screen ? Ok i'm glad to hear your ok , that clears things up , maybe get some lotion or something for next time . original flavor ? nevermind Apparently you are , since it advices you to play dumb if you actually know something . Everything else would be " trying too hard to impress the boys " and distracting you from your beer fetching duties . Yeah sorry but I am ... and you mean this : Garfield . It's LA Gironde , please . She may be nasty but she's still a lady Why dont we just ask himohwaithesdead . And also the last six . Reddit is hard work . just keep telling yourself that ... How dare you blame beer . god damn Why do streams always lag for goals ? Thank you sir or ma'm ! Turning ignorant statements into smiles is a talent I have had to cultivate ! Hmm ... wait a second .... I was definitely annoyed because I had to install ISU's antivirus and change the password to make it stronger , and it may be an invasion of privacy , but I always had the choice to stay off the internet ... But who is Steve ? Why would I be jelly if I can customize it to look whatever I want it to look like ? Be honest : Have you ever seen a Powerpoint presentation that wasn't ugly ? Ugh you actually do yoga ? That's how it was in the honors classes and in some of the electives , but in the general required classes they were more focused on getting kids to do * something * so that they could at least pass and be able to graduate . Yeah my sister's cat does it to me . They look for the fattest spot ... which is actually a trade name for 3.5 % in some places . I've explained this to you before , Reddit Jay Inslee Oh nooo ! They are not cool , even 15 years passed ? > Something about that doesn't agree with me They accidentally a word but you can still tell what they mean Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day ... Kill a man's fish and prove god exists Literally the fourth time I've seen this in less than a month . Condoms ! I've been divorced since October and haven't had sex since last March . I don't know , captain , but we aren't there yet . That's because a good skeptic knows they don't have the evidence to debunk a lot of things which are probably bull , and you'd be amazed how much work there still is to do with psychics , homeopathy and other stuff we already know to be bullshit Or turn on their lights just to get through a red light . lol I have no idea how to do that face unless I copy it I wasn't aware SquareEnix developed both Just Causes and Kane and Lynch . You're weird for thinking it's weird . Wait a minnnnute . You just called yourself stupid . Lived with parents for 40 years after you started masturbating ? * ahem * He said * erect * a small wall . Janitor here . You are not the lol . You are the guy that gets the March 2009 Has he been eating egg sammiches again ? Yeah , disabling basic browser functionality is definitely something a smart programmer does It's on Channel 4 not the BBC I have the exact same toothpick ! When did you break in my home ? this is a step away from Hon Cosplay As another person who had to clean up the parking lot as part of a job , I can assert from experience it is even worse when the dirty diaper gets run over 2 week old posts ... > Uh , the first facebook comment didn't even mention Leviticus . Thanks for that . Sexy ? ... who shot the food . I went from AWWWWWW YYEEEAAAAHHH to As an English speaker I was like Anders better be a M / M romance option Redditor for 18 minutes ... Double Fucking Thanks Utah . Gentlemen don't kiss and tell Wall of text ... in an image . I just run directly into them and give them one of these : oh goody , Turned it on right before loading this page . Guess that's why Suwanee's have become the seatbelt / minor traffic infraction gestapo . I have been on reddit for less than a year , I have seen this pic reposted at least 4 times . What kind of weed have you been smoking this just happened to me You can buy booze after 8 in other states ? Me too , purely because of watching this . Excellent comic . Draw more of them , faster I leave the hulu desktop app on whenever I'm not doing something at the computer . Netflix offerings typically smash HBO , Showtime , etc .. The standard cable model is awful , ancient , and hopefully will go away soon . I keep wondering why is it hulu can * for free * offer me so many options ( playlists , favorites , viewing suggestions , etc ) with a slick user interface and it has less commercials than cable TV ... * and I'm paying for it ! ! ! * I know what you use left hand for * * Redditor for one hour " The sex must have been so good they didn't see it coming , " said one law-enforcement source . " Maybe they should have practiced safe sex . " Pffft , that doesn't look * anything * like a book ! If you use an exploit like this you deserve to have you balls chopped off with a rusty blade . People these days About the age of 14-15 . I described a song using synesthetic metaphors , and I got the old So do you or do you not support planned parenthood ? butchered vags , zombielike models ..... what the .... this world is screwed . Leave it to a Russian to recommend vodka . 17 minutes I see what you did there , scumbag steve Well " not by attracting skin or bone " , for starters . 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Reality check : you post here , you're one of us . You're not some " golden child , " we've all got opinions and we're all proud of them . Those dudes are not Tesla & odds are they are not gong to show you how to bring down a bridge on TV . Next in the economic action plan : new history books ! Non moving . gif But I can tell who has . Yes , because this won't still be here tomorrow . Dude , you uploaded your other rage comic an hour ago ... it take several hours to gain karma . The only reason I would make a Facebook account would either be to put in : " Facebook ? Really ? edit : duplicate post . again . Mattingly ! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns Yup ... this place is NOTHING like Digg . I laugh . ... what , in the same way as toasters require paper towels ? of course they are Noooo , pedo bear is tree bear's creepy cousin I remember I tried to reason with my Facebook friends about why this wouldn't work and everyone called me a tool . * Afraid * You have an odd obsession with semi trucks I came here with the express purpose of finding many , many oh you mean Flight of the Valkyrie Oh yeah , forgot to mention that part . Troll face with acne . > Also , Scotty - did - wear a kilt . Add a comment in the CSS or HTML that references Reddit , your username , or Right , orangered me instead of yelling at the OP , who used the Chuck Norris seed . i just don't get homo humor Is it bad that I thought Schmendrick was some obscure Klipsch-like brand name ? Make post on reddit .. fail to even * copy * basic grammar correctly . Back in my day we used to read newspapers ... The fuck ... ? Yahtzee is the name of the reviewer for zero punctuation , not a game " Dad ... I wanted to go to Chuck e ' Cheeses .... " You go to a breathtaking place and all you take is your stupid phone camera ? Ah so we are going that immature route ? Well I believe your Mom is * stupid * . So like , you must be a regular dog shit eater , since you obviously have a clear idea of how dog shit tastes / smells like Is that all you'd like to say ? My reaction went from * " Yes actually , labrador retrievers are good compani ... " * to * " ... what ? This happens way more than it should . I used to work for an east coast grocery chain as a maintenance coordinator . You'd be amazed at the number of store managers that lock new safe keys in the safe for their other department managers and then leave the premises . > If plating is the most important than just plate it on your * * penis * * . The only picture to really make me cringe You certainly know a lot You would have sex with your guitar playing friends Seriously ! Yet when asked if I am here to fix the computer and I jokingly say " no I m here to investigate your illegal downloading " I only get looks of disdain in return . Over facebook even though we were talking on the phone just a few minutes before , and saw each other in person a few hours before . Get her to lose weight , then date her . I suggest you do that thing with the cake and the fridge and the slapping and the A real kid ? redditor for 32 minutes I like how that clip at 35 seconds cuts out right before he gets scored on . Patty's Day Robert Dicks it's already a trend , Ark Music Factory has like 12 kids I've seen who have these ... " music videos " . I also watched a live concert they all had ..... Dang , coed bath houses seem sketchy . Is it a ' who gives a shit about nudity ' state of mind like the beaches , or like a flamboyant sexuality type thing ? Are these places known for Tiger Woods style hookups ? Not that I will be doing that You aren't allowed to play left handed . \ m / Cokie the Clown . Hm . Quite suspicious . How did you find this thread , sir ? True , and I was also unfortunate enough to end up in a redneck school district . Yee-haw . Why do I see You're welcome . So that's not how you got your name ? yes , I JUST TALK REALLY ........ wait a minute I once won a song ( mp3 format ) from something , and visibly proud of my awesomely fulfilling achievement , I told some friends " Oh by the way I won an mp3 ! " and everyone was like " Wow ! What's its capacity ? Brand ? Price ? " He was the owner of the dog who was brutally murdered on the posted picture . LIFE INSURANCE ! ? ! ? ! ? That's terrible ! I'm terrible ! Try explaining to your wife why a random package arrived from a random girl in Berkeley during the Reddit Secret Santa you did not know this ? allot of legal officials do hard drugs that are out of their systems < 24hours so they cannot be tested for them . Had a lawyer tell when I was going on probation for petty cannabis possession that i should just drink and switch to coke because its " water soluble " This is how our legal system is works ... Phil : A kid his age should be outside playing with his friends , not sitting alone in his room bopping his Boppo . He didn't say anything about the raping ... Marietta , Georgia . We are apparently a predominantly Muslim town , according to the show 24 I'm double majoring in accounting and MIS ... and Emerald was gen 3 so you didn't miss anything ... Shoes on the couch The engineering part of the building is really amazing , not so sure about the rest This reminds me of a former office mate . One day we were both working at our desks when I hear behind me a distinctive * * * poot * * * , clearly he'd just ripped one , no doubt whatsoever . He turns to * me * , grins and says , * " Heh heh ... was that YOU ? " * The hell , chunky ? ? ? 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That's what he says too The one clicked link - - - - " Dude , look at this child porn I found ... " Nothing . I left bad merchandise alone Number of vowels in your name . So if you can break the game this much , can anyone show me how to break it so that it's actually / PLAYABLE / ? Still telling me to check my network settings and won't let me into multiplayer . dog penetration ? > Because Jackson was pregnant and the women had two small children with them , they were released on a court summons instead of being booked into jail , police said . * * I thought it said " Justin Beaner " for a second . I , too , share your The top voted one is drawn on a piece of notebook paper . You can see the loops . roger likes it Reminds me of TIL that Bert has a perpetual I always say frick ! ! She stole it from * me * tho Apparently we have great weather ? " Hey .. HEY ... my eyes are up here False rape allegations are illegal . And then you sync up with all of your roommates , abbiosaurus Right ... I'll make an early note to ignore the interwebz for the entire Mar 31 - Apr 2 span of time for future years He IS rather fond of telling the story of my mother and him going to a Rocky Horror Picture Show , where he wore the fishnet stockings and my mother wore the fishnet top ... no less People in states use common paper as rolling paper ? Seriously ? That sounds oddly sexual Yeah , the democrats will save us . I do b li v you ar ch ating . Pshh , sp cial charact rs . I wish shit lik ē that was ill ēgal . he'll be back ... they always come crawling back Use pulvarize at baron fight on Amumu , get aced and get them Baron The bottom of your e's made me thing there was somthing on my screen Well , that was just plain creepy . choke me once , shame on you . Choke me twice , shame on me . Choke me three times ... Welcome to the furry fandom Your arbitrary benchmark for deciding at which age sexual relations are legal is different from my arbitrary benchmark for deciding at which age sexual relations are legal ? ! no such thing as too many white russians i'm defiantly going to trade my level 100 reshiram for a level 68 magikarp named fluffles Yeah , I knew we were in a shitty spot when " having a beer-withable " superseded being intelligent when it came to liking a presidential candidate . I live in the Dallas area , i listen to a sports talk radio channel ( 105.3 The Fan ) . Well the Texas Rangers opening day was this past friday and for like a week they had this commercial for it , there was a guy talking and the backround music was Friday-Rebecca Black . First I agreed , but then Again ? Over and over for 4 hours ? You must not have been on FJ . I was there in January and we waited like 2 hours just for that Your GF's mom undresses in the kitchen ? That's way better . Though do you really have to use a comic sans variant for the title ? Dammit . You had me legitimately concerned for you . Not cool . What a boring looking cat . Get something exotic and exciting , or keep this stuff on Facebook . I would seriously give a I went to a Sur La Table and they were sharpening knives with a chef's choice electric sharpener . I just made a $ 68,217 . 00 USD total . Includes " AppleCare OS Support " for * * $ 50 000 * * . Yeah . Bud Peterson makes $ 790,000 with $ 42,000 in travel expenses I've had a mix , with mostly good experiences . Once I asked a guy if they had a certain driver in stock that didn't have a draw bias . Instead of yes or no , he told that slicing is a problem for 90 % of golfers and that it wouldn't matter . I told him my tendency is to hook , so I don't want something that would make it worse . He then turned around and walked away What's really scary is that he's actually got some up-votes It's particularly funny when you realize that my friend needed the ORIGINAL IMAGE to post a non-watermarked image , unless she had a ridiculously good scanner . I assumed that librarians are book lovers who would also have their personal libraries ... lol , I typed " creamy excretion " and the result was " software " , after 40 translations ...... I am an imaginary elephantesqe thing from Mexico . It seemed appropriate . Really I'm not at all Hispanic and just like saying Snuffleupagus . Reddit wouldn't let me get my eñe on when I was choosing my name . Dude , you need to replace your rear tire . I've been awaiting your arrival . Wait . Most likely won't be drunk , because I'll be driving . That's why he did the look of disapproval ... Right click > view image info > 197.5 kb Mixing universes i agree with shatteredsword ... She better Perhaps when you go out you should wear a shirt with one of your favorite things on it . For example , if you love reddit , you could wear a shirt with the To be honest , as a lesbian I find your arguments about how being like a woman is ' weak ' and a ' pussy ' kind of offensive , but if I punch you in the face and call you a jackass , I guess I'd be feeding into lesbian butch stereotypes and embodying all the wrong things about being a man and none of the good things about being a woman . Wow this is quite the analysis . Any comment immediately followed by my dad smoked pall mall no filters . he's on oxygen 24x7 . take a straw , put it in your mouth , and breathe through it some time . then call that a good day . What do you mean ? I found this shortcut all the way up this hill that goes around Penn Ave and .... oh , wait . Its a dead end Seriously ! ! ! I was at work . So now you've told me two things , and you're probably lying . Then chances are one of these is a lie , which means both of them are . people like you are the reason I did not respond to my mothers friend request Stirrup pants redditor for 2 hours Me : I agree with you but I don't know why you get several upvotes and I get downvotes when I said the exact same thing You can't prove that / / \ / ಠಠಠ And he didn't even light your cigarette for you . Campus officers these days . The crotch grab is a little " Also not a substitute , but in high school we had this guy , mid-twenties and just out of college , who subbed for all of my classes at one time or another during my junior and senior years ; he seemed like a cool dude , very " hip " and all that . Then he got arrested for sexing it up with one of his underage students . Why was I not invited ? / / \ / ಠಠಠ go too far and you hit the forbidden zone Romania : there is no such thing as Dracula . We're no longer communist ( for more than 20 years now ! ) , and no , not everyone speaks Russian I don't know how well Wind is doing but I've switched to them for my phone and they've been quite good . My dad is the only holdout on moving away from Rogers because he has approx 4-6 @rogers . com email addresses and " doesn't want to lose the names , all the good ones are taken " to which I respond " MC's response : 4 gate into cheese That's not how overflows work . The line i called said " supposed to appear tuesday @ 8: 30am " When I first moved to NZ in ' 92 , I was marked down on an english test ( year 3 ) for saying that the opposite of ' brave ' was ' cowardly ' . The Answer they were looking for was ' squaw ' . Yep sounds like a good bet . Having said that my first war was only a 776cc and I still got the quote I got . it could be Mews ... your 7yo daughter has an impresive calligraphy " music plays once page loads " at first As a client , may I say , " Who said anything about it being a nightmare . My parents changed my name when I was five Yeah , I thought we did the eye thing ... I was waiting for that you'll die from the lead by the time all nuclear traces are gone .. tone ? The - 25 % nerfs are annoying , but to me the real kicker is the Sydney Sleepr buff . Now not only is there a chance for bodyshots to deal less than 150 damage and not kill full set snipers , but they can also charge their own shots faster than you > One for CP It was a joke . Using the phrase " U Jelly " is so metal , I just tore the heads of 3 dead fetus and 1 live one . Oh wait , no I didn't . You know what to do . i hope thats not some general tso's you ruiend like that I said apart from the abuse ! It was Rigel 4 It's a good thing Jovanovski went to the quiet room too , he might have needed stitches as well ... That moon . So that's what she's be doing lately . My favorite part was when Coulthard was like " There are light on the middle as well you know " and Webber was all like " Her family is from the state of Kerala ( which you would know if you googled Malayalam This is why we can't have nice things . I was there on that day til about 4ish after coming back to LA from a 5 year hiatus . Because I was there early I had convinced myself that maybe - - just maybe LAPD had cleaned up LA because I saw no sign of gang activity ... I was sadly mistaken . sigh EDIT : That's a " Fuck , I'm old " I never cared to dislike a park till the game the other day where I learned the drawn foul line is not actually the foul line , but is only close to the " imaginary " foul line next to it I'm gonna head up there for dinner today . I'll be looking around for redditors . Mushroom gift bags for children ? I am with this guy . My wife is busy on the phone and giving me the This is not Youtube . Just because they have rage faces doesn't mean it's funny ... What are you doing in my bathroom ? I think you just gave me a prompt for a new story . There will be blood IS IT RUMPLESTILTSKIN ? what do you mean " you people " ? Oh , hey , I know these animals ! That's the one that dragged me through mud during a rainy walk . You sound like you haven't the slightest clue about how production works . Add compression ? Yeah , that's TOTALLY how he gets such a heavy sound . Nice try , troll Hitler . you misspelled Derpartment shit ... Nothing like sex with a married woman to cleanse the soul Oh they went * Looks at username \ * Why would you possibly need to shorten the URL ? Unless you were trying to dodge the fact that what you're posting has been posted previously During my senior year of high school I had a fake ID , and ran into one of my teachers at a bar one weekend . Not so much bizarre , but it was definitely awkward . I was trying to be nice and everything but he was completely ignoring me and giving me the My bike ! What a waste of space This one is the best yet ! It hurts to bottom out though I remember this from 4 years ago I like how they didn't bother to include concentrations . This sound earily familiar to one of my best friends stories of him and his gf ..... christian god really dude ? So if I post something illegal , like CP , it's Conde Naste's property ? If he is seriously that sheltered ... maybe he SHOULDN'T play that game after all ! = x A Scotsman who likes pale ginger girls ? What kind of ridiculous tricks are you trying to pull , sir ? > First of all , it's embarassing , and secondly , what the fuck , no . ~ ~ That looks useful . Thanks ! ~ ~ Its not free Because they know what is better for you and me . Especially what to do with money . If it were not for them I would have too much of it to spend on things that I need . " Please don't be black , please don't be black ... * click link * ... That , dear sir , is trolling . i almost posted a review that simply contained An-caps favor single payer ? took this shot tonight at home group . i totally understand the negativity ... Sony , I am EXTREMELY disappoint . > Apparently he was just curious . Classy account name you have there Yeah , I did clean out my car a decent bit after I quit . I swear , I found at least 15 empty packs of Camel Menthols in there . Problem ^ ? * * i fell from 1400 to 900 ' s . I used to main kass but didn't play him for a while cuz I just started sucking at him ... I started playing kass again with mejais .... the most fun climb to 1100 . but now i'm stuck I like your blue my little pony drawing Thanks , made me remember to check my karma count I wonder if you're in Canada Well it's on Reddit now which means we will keep giving him * " I am an Android Micropreneur " * Oh look the offspring of the world's most powerful land owner is getting married .... Let's face it . " Son of divorced parents " ... glad you threw that gem in there , that makes him totally unfit for marriage Well , you're 17 , isn't that normal ? I'd be more worried about 60 year olds . I live in east Boulder , and bike commute to pearl street . The wind always blows west-to-east in the mornings and stops at night . Why not tell us what keyboard it is ? I remember reading an article about this postdoc . The cells he killed with ethanol weren't his . They were cells a grad student's experiment . He wasn't just fabricating data . He also sabotaged other people in the lab . You didn't need to post it 4 times TRAVIS . > Your source is Urban Dictionary ... Redditor for one hour ... Met my mother posing for a water ad ? ! Showering & Hygiene 101 . It would be mandatory . For life . after 30 seconds I realize there's a kid in the pic At first I thought you were trying to refer to Marty Feldman , then I realized you really did mean " mardy " . Come to think of it , either works . stupid hipster leprechauns upvote for " extraordinary fool " , If by friend , you mean mother , then yes . This is the top comment , and there is no * My Name is Earl * reference on the page . It's a bit from Saint Bill Hicks . 4 year redditor ... Oh God . A lot . It helps mask my own team's inadequacies . Yup . I drank the kool-aid and moved all my PvP boats to LIWW . Every op still calls for meetup in 6VDT , unless it's an op specifically taking place around the mission hubs near LIWW . I would if I see it going down . There have been a few times when I've been on scene and people's dogs either get out of the house or are barking at other cops . I usually grab the puppy and keep him / her out of the way . Lots of people really dislike dogs as I've learned and don't hesitate to kick them out of the way or something . I used to get Oh dear lord , i remember this now , and cannot think of it . I'm sure he likes be corrected by a rape horse even more Fuck that broomstick wielding jackass . I hope he gets disemboweled by a rabid timber wolf ..... Apparently the US government believed that the Pakistani government would tip him off . At least that's our story anyways I think you just implied that tomboys can't be really pretty girls . YIL vaginal discharge is very acidic Hopefully not a few seconds before you die eh ! Not that kind of a playgroup Redditor for 45 minutes ... In the same room Oh , you know why . That is the most God awful thing I've ever read . My apartment is on the 10th floor . My boyfriend's ex said her greatest fear was having ugly children Repost an old meme with a common r / funny title . Scene releases eh ? yeah , did it , but didn't go beyond that ... I just went to the toilet * ( not to fap the non tilt-shifted version I see Ho ho ho ha ha ha ! Because he wants to be able to comfortably pass it ! I get it ! HA HA HA HA HA ! I'm really surprised Redditors seems to think they know how rapists think ... Any source one way or the other ? I know even my mom downloads music ( she bought Limewire Pro I got a coffee mug at the UN gift shop and I had to pay NY taxes . The tourist guide said the UN was not part of NY nor USA . I like gravity . It has the potential to overcome the resistance of friction . I also like magnets . Anything can be done with magnets . * bitches love magnets * that is probably the creepiest pancake I have ever seen I am reading your username . It's the same logic that says because there is some residue associated with thermite in the ground zero wreckage , the towers must have been brought down with it . I'm pretty sure there was rat piss too . There's no edit star . I know a couple giving it to their 5 y / o ... But playing words with your mom is awesome though because she doesn't cheat and you know better ....... right ? So what are you up to nowadays Meth_Useler ? No . Over hard ? Shame on you sir . nice headband fucking free republic ! ? wtf man ... Damn it I really thought you were going to offer constructive advice to deal with this ! I was really excited ... What is " The fact that I have more up than downvotes is the dawn of a new era where " nice try , X " , " FTFY " , endless pun threads , " I bet I could do 100 ... " , " don't call him boy , dude " and the worst offender , " When I saw the heart between ( Is that you , Plato ? Well I should hope so , Old Spice and musk You know the abbreviation DAE , yet you posted this in AskReddit . > took CCP a day to respond to my stuck petition and then put me back in the hostile system Holes ! ! ! Clusters of Holes ! ! ! Also known as trypophobia . Not so much a fear , just causes shivers down the spine and a feeling of anxiety You waterboarded your child ? my scrotum gets kinda bumpy and amoeba-like if it's cold out MY bike was stolen by a black man . Admittedly there were extenuating circumstances considering it was my ex , but still . Wait a minute , is that M . Night Shyamalan's Reddit account Why did you have to ruin Ho-oh for everyone ? shame and disappointment I was " inspired " when I came up with it ... Nod , if that doesn't work Then ------> his eyes are little Be honest , did ya do it for the karma ? ... son of a bitch . I thought this was a meatspin reference at first . Why is the picture so large I was going to trade for it until I found out the account name is ImAPrettyPrettyPrincess * * Have you not encountered an American who will tell you * all * the medical advances in history were discovered by the American medical industry funded on a private system . If you take that away there will be no more advances and people will die . Therefore the private healthcare industry is necessary for the advancement of medical science . What does the meat of a robot taste like Why would a woman need to rape anyone ? Preferably not labor ? I used to be one of those people who said " Yeah I like all kinds of music except country . " ( excessive use of " le " ... That's funny , Gabe , wanna charge us less since you troll us more ? Checking her out to make sure she'll be right for you in the future .... at 2 years old Nasty Furry Apocalypse Sis , is that you ? Obesity doesn't run in your family . No one does . You are not Thumbs_Up_Asian My dad finds great joy in yelling at Comcast customer service representatives .. yesterday * I * managed to talk to three different supervisors and ultimately got a technician to come over within 5 hours even though their original estimate was 2 days at best ... not that they actually fixed the problem .. Whoa . I feel a little lame using my > Hey , buddy . They have a walk in closet Even this submission got downvoted Thomas Jefferson did , Democracy works with a revolution ever so often . you know to keep it in check . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ " I'm sorry , sir , but you have fruit lupus . Delicious but deadly . " What's with the idiot holding on to her ankles ? YOU ARE NOT HELPING Thanks for the clarification . When I read your comment I was the iSew ? really ? ... you got me . that's the title , that I gave him as the basis for the poem . Dang it . I did all that work and I could have found it on snopes ? why would 13,404 people downvote this ? That's the exact same car I drive in the GIF . Gizmodo and journalism ? ? The goddamn look of disapproval ... Guaranteed upvotes If you lived in New York and had the Yankees as your " second " team , I'm pretty sure we'd have to disown you . No need to be worried ! PPD test , but apparently one negative result isn't enough and they want to poke me in the other arm too . In other news , I found out Lauren Alaina is only 16 , so I'm not allowed to like her that way . It's blocked for me too . I live in Norway . Røyksopp is from Norway . a * screenshot * of a * youtube * comment ? The first Dune movie WAS like Lawrence of Arabia Usually I can't even read anything that's the slightest bit pro Israel because it's downvoted into the dark abysses of threads . But please do show me the ways of inner reddit knowledge Well you could search on how to fix it by using gooo ... gl .... So basically you can't read Dude , I saw this months ago ! Anybody else notice he's touching the dolphin's dick ? I think its obvious what he was saying . Black people are rapey . thanks anyway Christopher Meloni : Because we need less uses for dirt Or a troll . " Senior in high school " Wasn't there recently a post about how Google changes search results due to past searches ? Saw this on / x / . Now I've realized that 3 others have already submitted this . My bad . At first I was like I have the disturbing mental image of that scene in The Matrix with Neo's mouth covered in skin .... except .... this is the part where you subtly lie . now finish the story I think the " wikipedia referenced ... 10 % voted Incontrol vs Haypro over TLO vs Losira Just trying to be funny Wasn't in stock at the places I called . Is anything not ? what football stadium is that ? It looks an awful lot like The Big House Some Australian Country Pubs still practice this Bad Developers , naughty Developers . Also , 130 % ? Thanks ! I think ... Thanks . My guess ? I posted this in the wee hours which almost immediately received a downvote from some redditor Display 3 % I tried the " make characters before the night of " tactic for my band of newbies . No one gave a thought about their characters until 2 hours before we were supposed to start , even after I asked them nicely ( and eventually gave up in exasperation after the twentieth request weeks in advance ) . We didn't actually start until two or three hours after I wanted to start . I was expecting a picture of someone eating a sandwich Try to leave early ☜ ( You think Kenny G is great at sax ? Lolol jk it works for the joke . But serously . Websites that ask me if I'm sure I want to navigate away from them . Speaking of Ultras in ZvZ .. I love it when people say " Oh yeah , just Neural Parasite them ! " Nobody is good at Battletoads What is it laying on ? > Though looking back .... My mother constantly harasses people on facebook about believing in God ( which is usually pretty funny ) , but then she claims she is a pagan . Clutter-Clustered Custard ... That's a bit racist , not all Dark Templars fit that stereotype You just want to dig them out of OP's trash Special edition version . not sure if serious .... You could go all captain picard and draw a little Is this how you plan on marketing for your clients ? Yes it is . A Mexican woman buying a huge box of diapers ... So nearly got me Thus far , even .. TIL my parents weren't the only ones to call them tomato plants . I seriously thought they were cherry tomato plants until my sister told me what they actually were ( I was asking why we had to hide them whenever the landlord visited ) , when I was 15 . My mum and sister had a good laugh about that one At least they don't support it any more ... but otherwise huh ? This was in an elevator where I work , someone had written that , I know what an olive is ... These . Are not . Fun . Is " God fearing " a common expression in English ? To this day my mom still tries to make me think my pet turtle survived that 50 foot fall into some 3 foot deep canal They play skrillex on the radio . You sure seem to have some experience on the subject $ perl - Mutf 8 - E ' sub ಠ_ಠ { " error " }; say Were you eating bowel control before this happened ? I see what you did there Sounds like something you might say to a girl who just got her period for the first time Oh god , Sailor Starlights ... Or , when you switch to the full site , it takes you to whatever.com ... then you click on a link there and it just takes you back to m.whatever.com ... oh we know ... believe me , we know . Loss of land is not equivalent to ethnic cleansing By skinny of course , you mean * ripped as hell * ? unless jizz is involved apparently It's … pretty creepy either way IMO . " I also got crabs from her , haha . " You took chantix for 4 months and didn't quit ? Did you like , smoke the entire time you were doing it ? Yeah , cause Harlem is where every girl wants to be walking around late at night . I'm 22 and look forward to reading Naruto and Bleach every week I wouldn't say everyone thinks ghosts are dickheads but I'm sure a lot of people are afraid of the unknown . Although in this case I didn't even think that the girl may have been a ghost until I told my best friend , who was like " Holy shit you saw a ghost ? " I think I was more worried about this girl than scared - otherwise I wouldn't have gone near some bushes where some serial killer could be hiding ... Domain name Finish minecraft . Thank you for this . I am at work and was about to click on those . I hate when people omit \ [ NSFW \ ] tags . fan needs to move ... Heh Every . Single . Time . Mother-in-law is fine with excessive violence on movies / tv , but the instant a girl gets semi-nude suddenly the movie is objectifying women & traumatizing them sexually . My wife was down visiting last weekend , mother-in-law was watching Twilight , talking about how hot the werewolves w / out shirts were . you've made this too visceral for me . ah hem ...... and just where the fuck is Pluto Under paper plates , so it doesn't hurt the cat just surprises it . No need for Has Al Jazeera dropped this story altogether , or just on their English site ? I can't find anything from them on this since the 8th of May . > lets say 450 * 365 days = 164,250 calories per year ! I work in IT now , its kinda like AOL is an instant ^ This guy ! ironic that you Why am I imagining him clawing the air as he's meowing . Yeah , the bars are overpriced and filled with douchebags . I'm used to 100 % of one , and 50 % of the other Then why do you mention Jesus Christ Day [ 9 ] ' s eyes : Downvote for breaking Godwin's law in the * OP * Well I tried . Holy shit I just watched this movie last night that woke me up . Jeremy seems like a decent enough guy to me , though he does seem to have gone a little nutty from being out in the sun too long . What weirds me out about the show is it's obsession with fish that will bite your dick off . My sister retweeted this from Owl City ... The T1i body is fine and that price is a decent deal . Depending on what you plan to shoot , the 55-200 mm might not be that useful , or it might be very useful . I like that they give you the option to add another 55-200 mm lens to a package that already includes one An online Pokemon RPG that is not a MMO ? Maybe it'll be something like Farmville Pretty failed novelty account there . Whos to say a guy who's quiet or unwilling to make the first move isn't strong or assertive ? Stop relying on " from the time of cavemen " examples for your arguments , the rest of us have moved beyond that . " Man the fuck up ... " It's probably just gonna be either Pokemon Battle Revolution 2 ( How did that even come out in conversation ? ? " where did they get it " Dog looks on in disappointment If the original Perfect Dark was remade with XBL multiplayer , why can't they do that with Halo gad ? " Not that strong " Rick ... Roll . My internet is too slow for that to ever work . I'm confused , I thought they said they were keeping the updates secret . * * The * character * probably isn't older than a few hours . You are a sick individual . Thank you , Mr . Data My mom shouting " YOU OVERSLEPT YOU DUMBASS , YOU HAVE CLASS IN TEN MINUTES ! " . Quickly jump out of bed , look at watch . It's Saturday , no school . Oh my god , NO straight answers from this guy . * what he doesn't tell you is that he previously raised the prices by $ 20 .... Given that there's only ever been one type of primitivism , that's a lot less vague . I have also gotten , " Make it Jazzy ! " The irony here is that you're where I'm trying to be . I'm a teenager , I want any kind of job when shitty fast food places won't hire me , and I want to have drug trips but can't afford them without an hourly wage . Baby bullet is where it's at . It's got a little face on it Why oh why are you guys only remaking half of Halo CE and not including the multiplayer ? It's an under rated game in my opinion , as long as you don't take the game seriously , it's super fun , reminds me of Duke Nukem , just without the sex ( and you can carry more than 2 weapons As an Eagle Scout , I can't help not voiceing some facts here . You don't necessarily have to be a Christian , but you do have to believe in a higher power . ( i . e . Judaism , Muslim , and at least in my district Scientology I knew how to do this stuff since I was in 3rd grade . About having strong friendships across gender lines ? Yeah , how terrible that must be but ... isn't this already posted in / r / gamecollecting Info ? He was jailed for it when I was baby but I don't see why that's relevant Updated from Android Central : LOCKED bootloader ! YAY MOTOROLA ... spy in the back I was trying to trick some of the people who reflexively bash Apple into reading a story where they are coming to the rescue of several small time developers . also , I had to google and copy-paste I'm 25 and I still suck my thumb " The old fashion way " . Where's my kitty-cat pics ? i think it was like ... she's only 16 and already looks like willem dafoe I thought it was a parody , and every time Ray said something stupid about how the banana was made for man , someone dubbed in a laughing audience . Then I clicked the link " wayofthemaster " and it's actually Comfort's youtube page That's what I said aint it , you got a problem with that ? Reset password ? no wonder my 3 cup french press only makes 1 realistic cup at a time I thought people were joking when they said people like this existed in the US . HEY ! Yeah , I accidentally hovered over one that basically explained the result of your spoiler , with no indication of what it was . As did many others , it seems . Not that there's anything wrong with the comma missing . Right ? she's flirting if she doesn't use the creepy eyes I'm looking at you redditors . Hotmail silently drops some email that it flags as spam . This is one of the main reasons we have to use 3rd party services to ensure email deliverability when running a business that deals with email at all . If you use hotmail , you almost certainly have had legitimate emails silently dropped . If you actually care about receiving email and are using hotmail What's with the car ? My mom cornered poor eight-year-old me in one after a parent-teacher night with " Have you ever wondered why the cavity between your legs is the same shape as a man's penis ? " There's not many places on Earth with deciduous trees and snow in the middle of June . I'm interested in knowing where too . Yeah I found someone , what are you talking about This isn't an atheist belief You're actions were remarkably reserved in light of what happened . Had that happened to me and my FIL said that I'd have damn near killed him . He used Look at the suggested videos next to it . Equally crazy . " How to find a husband " > And don't get me started on judging a building just by its facade I had this reaction . It's like a hefty black head . Damn I love squeezing black heads . Ha I've actually heard that one a few times ! Along with " Nintendo Box " ( that substituted for at least 3 systems ! ) and if I was lucky I was able to hear a " AY YOO SAVE YET ? " yelled right before one of my many games were randomly unplugged or deleted . Really ? Lane Nunu is awesome Well yes indeed , war fucks up a ( wo ) man for life . Congratulations of discovering that , reddit This morning I found a hair in my cheerios . Not sure if it was mine or not That sure looks comfortable Damn those Fat Gripz seem overpriced . At least they're on sale for $ 39 ! Wow , you are over him aren't you . Literally could not stop lol'ing even as impending steps down the hall warned me of passer-byers that would I made that post and put it in the sidebar so threads like this wouldn't pop up every other week like usual . Sadly the computer looks better with the kittens on it . My 2 year old destroyed the keyboard ( on the 3rd incident ) with a comb . Was gonna get a book in the far corner of my room and decided to summon it with my psychic powers to no avail . Finally decided to roll towards it ( carpeted floor ) . read the book , fell asleep and woke up the next day still on the same corner . So , they have officially made Paint Ball for PUSSIES . Awesome . Pics or it didn't happen . Don't tell me there already is a pic Same , I play HoN and Minecraft ... ( y Why have each click add to your " lifetime " total if all they are concerned about is the 10 day window after an attempt to download ? Dammit stop talking in code . Drakes can rat and are relatively easy to get into for new players . Would you have suggested a Tengu ? well atleast your honest Dude , he was Big Mike in Reno 911 ! Anyone else still disgruntled over the fact that he's DC's Green Lantern and Marvel's Deadpool ? > If you idolize Ayn Rand , we probably won't get along . Every iPhone I have have since iOS 3.0 has done this to me ... Age gate . As a bicyclist , I've accidentally kicked my boyfriend in the face before when he was trying to bite my feet . .... And he * still * tries to bite them . I'm a lamp Hahaha , its funny cuz those cats died from their fainting syndrome I watched an episode of this yesterday for the first time and then was reading about it earlier . Video not available on mobile ... So this is essentially a reply to a single comment ? Does not include game time ? He knows what he did .. Powered rail . Yeah , I always get a Rotates to the right , but then I cross my eyes for a few seconds it starts rotating left , then goes back after a while . but no laughing and > P . S . " where he's supposed to apology . " Don't push your luck > Third world country ? Qi as in " life force " ? Still ... just ... uhm ... nah , I think I'm good , brah . > ut funnily enough I was visiting a relative of mine in Miami a few years back and in the course of three weeks we had five people come knocking Agreed ! I just started my free trial earlier today and finally started watching the first season of Dexter . I was halfway through episode 5 and am not pleased with this turn of events anus destroyer Redditor for 24 minutes , and only commented on this thread . Are you just OneFourth's second account ? Two hours before he died he posted a pic to twitter of him drinking 67 Fiji small I recently found out that my step-mom takes mother's day * * really * * seriously . Does he run commercials ? I bought small gloves , because of the juice Looks at username Stalks my every comment on Reddit The one I'll always remember is one person's question was " Favorite person from History " , and the answer was Hitler ... Omg , please see this and think I am not at all creepy as fuck ... Looks at username .... Yeah because stations like KISS and b96 play amazing music ... I did take a chicken sandwich back once though . They left the chicken off of it . I get this too . People with dual wide screen monitors take a full desktop screen shot , and then paste it into Word ( which is obviously portrait mode by default ) . Somehow they think I can read the tiny error message in the screenshot . I hate mushrooms and yet for the past two years I've gotten a mushroom farm as a present . It's coming as soon as they figure out how to make metal float . That's what I was looking for . Instead ..... you That was going to be my comment , until it turned out that he was arrested in a Chris Hansen style operation , for attempting to have sex with a 9-14 year old girl . Now all I've got is this : You can do that actually ! With a vape Seriously . CTRL-F " ? " = Phrase not found . Thx for the suggestion , Im'no usa inhabitant , though and somehow borders still matter on the internets When i was a kid , I had these shoes and tried to skitch a bike and fell backwards slamming my head on the pavement . These shoes were severe dissapoint I got a computer from a friend who worked with computers . My mum updated the RAM and found he had drawn on the insides of EVERYTHING . There was even a map of N . England on the inside of the case . The motherboard had even been written on Problem with my check marks ? And you call yourself a ninja ? > Edit : My running buddy calls herself my second wife . All the grief , none of the benefits . And my wife encourages her to tease me . I wish they weren't such good friends , it makes things hard sometimes . And not the good kind of hard I did a He let her finish you say ? Really ? What are your sources ? Blizzard didn't make AOE 2 , though ... the fuck indeed ... I see a little bit of pocket flare My older brother would laugh at me getting frustrated with those guys . Especially the one where you have to fly across all the platforms to get to him and make sure not to fall off the edges when you're chasing him . Stay on reddit all day and dont talk to anyone then . My most upvoted comment has only 12 upvotes . She's shitting on the bar Why does defense come first in your list ? I have siblings younger than this one . I worked as a customer service manager at a large theater and this is one of the worst things to deal with . There is nothing we can do . Nothing like watching a parent bring their 3 year old into a saw movie ... And Black gets a 6 mana Planeswalker to go with its tribe of creatures that has thus far been defined entirely by its 1 and 2 drops . Which would be like if instead of upvoting , we reposted everything . I cant believe people still bitch and moan about reposts ^ Arghh ! I'm in the middle of Half Life 2 ( Ravenholm ) . SPOILER WARNING , AT LEAST ! Golden armor > fucking my sister So I have to confess - I caved after 5 days - the weekend was too much - too much alone time , plus all the buildup , actually fapped like 5 times in 2 days Here's a cool fun fact : You're playing with the wrong redditors . Look for the trolls in chat . Soma , Cheezy , Distortion , Gurl , Me . But stay away from the super trolls ..... Yes that means you Megs . I know you're reading this . I did not believe you that this existed .. wh .. wha . Oh . My apologies . Nyan ? I count ten I like the Cthulu look of disapproval at 2:59 . When I first started jungling my first pick was Olaf , I don't remember how fast it was , but it's a very unsafe jungling champion . Not played him in ages because if there's one champion I know how to feed with , it's Olaf . If you set it to a resolution and quality setting equivalent to a 360 / ps3 , I damn well guarantee it'll run great and not take 19 years to load ( looking at you killzone 3 am I the only one like copy and paste works well too Reage Builder . I'm going to go hug my cat now . i seem to be logged into the wrong account The same guy has a wiener-to-butt situation going on with another dude ... Across the universe soundtrack From 2004 . Irony , because I work for MTV and have been to Thailand . Also , stop stalking me ! " Do your glasses have medicine in them ? " , they are called fucking prescription lenses I was I am really starting to hate you . to the person who posted this ... Toe thumbs Similar situation going on right now with florida and drug testing Yes , thank you ! I got all kinds of lectures from an older cashier I used to work with - it got on my nerves so much . Once she even tried to convince me to cheat on my SO with someone in the area , because , " It's not a real relationship anyway ... besides , he's 3000 miles away , he'll never know . " She is blind . What was incoherent about it ? The only odd end was the whole Megan Fox thing and I think they did the best they could . I mean shit , you should go back and watch the old cartoons . Those would give you way more * * " slip , slip , slip " Hear hear , I keep waiting to see some Straw Hat action and all we get is a bunch of multi-armed goombas Eto'o is just that good Oh boy , let the stalking begin ! <-- sarcasm . What is the point of making a thread if your whole discussion is in the title , and you leave no evidence / examples / testimonies / stories or even a comment in the thread to support it ? Wow , isn't that big news The cloud can save money by putting people out of work , at the expense of stability and security . Look at how good amazon cloud services have been for reddit . Naw not really .. That wasn't even mild . lol And this person has direct control over aspects of a game you like to play ... " Her cat often watches her have sex , and is occasionally included . " It's ok , I feel your pain ( although not as severely ) as I'm lactose intolerant . My grandma will bake cakes and I will ask her at least 3 times if she used any dairy in it ( my grandfather and mother are lactose intolerant too ) and she'll say no . Obviously , I eat that goddamn delicious cake and afterwards she will say " but there was a bit of milk and butter in the icing .... " . Teenager ? Don't you mean Adult ? [ ] ( / HAHAHAHAHA ' My ears are bleeding ... But that's Ke $ ha , amiright ? But seriously , you gotta love it when misogyny is so invasive in a culture that it is internalized by the women and touted as a positive attribute . First link . Lets play some Up the Ass . I have that . It always tells me my nzb files are invalid Internet Explorer Looks like a viral video for Coke to me . watching nyancat on youtube Or even quickly You haven't seen what I do to truly bad art under the cover of darkness he obviously didn't have his cellphone turned off and stowed during takeoff oh . nice way to store cd-keys Matching : good . Jacket fit : passable . Hairstyle : I'd try something else . Pants fit : I was expecting to see a covetable ride Hey ! Still trying to find the hidden message in what you wrote ... This is going to bug me for days to come . And I just happen to be writing a book about North Korea's foreign relations Nice trolling with the tabs there . Mimes in shiny suits with mohawks are still mimes . Oh sorry , I didn't realize you were being satirical . My bad . Well , at least learn proper grammer ! It's * * its * * why are you browsing that site in the first place ? Seem legit Thanks for the feedback ! I'm entering a new stage in my life and the clothes are slowly transitioning out along with it . As for the makeup , have to agree with you there - - the one time I tried wearing it heavy , pretty sure I looked like a dude in drag Why is Tali not in that picture with an alternate armor concept . There are more females out there than * you'll * ever know . But he can just copy one that hasn't been my experience . tried being friends with a gay dude , nope he actually tried making a move one day when we were kicking it What's something only Will Ferrell would know ? ... it wouldn't be a joke without the dead and beaten meme My back door blew open while I was out . Had to sweep / mop a pound of dust off of my kitchen floor . Dawkins , I am disappoint . oh ..... At first I was like :D , then i was like when you said alt art i was thinking something way different You have a lucky birthday . Is the search function too hard for you ? That was our consensus , too . My brother was overreacting saying he " thought " he saw a rattle ... " Starting with the Triumph , pricing for the high-end Android smartphone has been confirmed at $ 299.99 " \ m / ( Hey , that's not a probability . that is ... ridiculous . Yeah , forget those organ recipients . Looks like it'd be hell to finish Sounds an awful lot like communism to me It will WHAT ? ! I cleaned my room yesterday How is that in any way related to the parent comment My Social Studies teacher was trying to explain , " these little rice-sized pills that they're injecting into people in europe , so they can track them easier ! With ALL your information on it ! " after he saw some conspiracy movie on the History Channel . I know he's talking about RFID chips and when he asks what RFID stands for , " Well I think radio-frequency ient .. " " NO ! It's not a radio ! " Please note the title of the original post . There are ... so many of these threads on 4chan . It's clearly not a real band . I'm not able to tell if you guys get that or just find fat jokes really , really funny . holy shit i think I have that bike ! Suzuki 78 ' RM100 , so that's how my clutch got bent Jesus , can't upvote this enough . For some daft reason my friends think that bleeding on your cycle and bleeding on birth control are the * same thing * and freak out just like OP describes . Ovulation , people , * can you comprehend it ? * Once again : the person on the left : is he or is he not now tailgating ? i always thought he looked sweet . just noticed the popped collar . You know what he meant , don't be so literal . That was awesome . I picked up their first album on a whim when it first came out , and have been in love ever since . As a black guy , I get nothing but USE CAPITALS AND SWEAR FUCKING LOADS ! LEGALISE WEED ! REFER TO MEMES AND RYAN's FRIDGE ! GOP IS EVIL ! They're actually plotting ... watch those fucking things My question is why did you have a picture of this sidebar ready to post ? Did he take an actual photograph of something on his computer ? 0 on a scale of 1-10 ? * straight * reddit is fickle , usually somebody pointing that out would be upvoted , and the OP would be downvoted . I think the word fail did you in , reddit seems to hate that word . Should have said " Redditor for 0 days Redditor for 3 hours . beginning of the video = I used to have to call someone in my work , their name was Hersweet Frederick . I always felt really stupid asking for them , especially because they'd say " What ? " " WHAT ? " " WHO ? ! " so I had to say it four times every time Ha . Ha . That was a funny joke . Rayleigh is polarising in his grave . Kan stadigv æk ikke bruge det , da min email kører på Google Apps Thank you , before anything helpful came to mind I thought " 1.3 TB / ? ! ? ! ? ! " yeah humanity used to be really fucked up . how do you think ghonaria started ? sheep do not look like women I recently reactivated my facebook ( since it never goes away Nice try , Douchebag You didn't read all of the comments . Get back to work ! thing I could easily see - add points , change card , update info , add points , redeem code , add points Stop being a reasonable human being , it's dulling my very serious internet hate for you . foo * * fighters * * Trigger Discipline ... A 19 year old is barely out of high school ; a 24 year old is done with college and probably starting a career in most cases ( if they can find a job mmmmm sounds yummy I've seen people working at maccas walk up to the warmer thing where they keep the cooked chips and eat some before , they seem to get away with it Yeah , because I can clip a bird out of the air at over 30 feet , but to hell with being able to shoot across a ten foot room Does your area have a curfew or something ? That sounds messed up that they just pulled up and asked to search you . But your friend that was carrying the weed is probably retarded . Why wouldn't he just say no ? really you all should have said no . I don't care how high he was , letting a cop search you while you're carrying weed ... Confusing Washington with Washington , D . C . - What I hate the most about living in Syracuse though is that our winter starts in November and doesn't stop until the end of April . I can't fap to this . I am divorced Why are they all children That just so happened to be the password to get into one of the SD meet-ups . ​ I live in cliffside and have a lot of friends in weehawken . we probably know eachother This . Fucking . Country . I was just about to post the link too , but am having trouble with the formatting on my post above ... Rules : Don't submit things that aren't comics In the 3rd movie he was 13 or 14 ... Yeah , I'm 27 too , so its not like an age based curfew . As someone who had an elective hysterectomy at the age of 26 , It bothers me that a person would debate a point about a series that doesn't even get the character name right . Pics or it didn't happen . shes standing on her toes while bending over You forgot to mention her dirty feet . Seriously .. I could smell that room from my house You can't do that to every redundant suggestion What in the world is going on What ? ! They misspelled Riker . I don't think you can comment on our special teams after last season This isn't WoW , man . Not everyones level cap is 85 Shipping ... so hot , but the proof is blocking an amazing view ... not so sure I like this new proof idea so much ..... found you out spidey Why do all these , suposedly neutral companies have a hand in something called the Christian Values Network anyway ? Every time I try to speed read , I end up letting my mind wander and although I've physically been through several lines ( sometimes half a page even Not sure if trolling The other day one of my nieces scraped her leg , so i cleaned it a put a band-aid on it . My mom goes , " you know , you really should think about going into the medical field . " really mom .... That's what you get for calling us seps . I think you mean ' depreciating ' . Reddit deprecating looks like this : Actually , in The Netherlands , we always have to do that . They removed the latches because of safety regulations Lion finally has " DAT FACE . You're blocking my view of the chair Sounds like a promoted advertisement scary part , it is still growing Try windows 95 The first thing I saw was magebane The scroll wheel on my mouse works backwards now . So because they're being silly while working they must be complete idiots ? I disapprove of your condescending attitude sir Yeah , I offered to make somebody on / r / chrome a single simple extension last January , and I can't stop making them . Who taught you the New Zealand national anthem ? Your comment answers make you sound like Lindsey Sporrer . > It's going to be 3 days a week for the rest of the summer at least . Not cool > Why don't the wizards solve world hunger ? Me too ! Between " Wtf " and " what is wrong with medici ? Just because you look passable does not mean you get a free pass . * Most * people would put bags in bags and then recycle them . At first I thought this was filmed in Arizona or somewhere where it actually gets blistering hot or humid . But then the video description reads " at Crossroads Park in Bellevue Washington " . Your username speak a lot . Wait , you * really * think an MD will mistake a buff guy as " obese " because he forgot to look up from the chart ? GIFs are useful for short animations that can be looped . This crosses the line for video ! No XXL = Honestly . First thought is , ' wow , that's neat ! ' Then it went , ' wait ... if these had camera's ... I would never know if they were filming me .... ' where is closing quote ? How did the guy get your number ? His workspace for building the computer annoys me i love you too , but you should really lay off the acid . Lots of whorin ' girlfriend pics goin ' on in this here thread I came here to say this . The dilemma I find myself in is that they're aren't enough gay men who actually act like men . So just realized I can actually see the I'm 20 and I watched He-Man all the fucking time . IMDB puts Cinderall II over MGS in the " Known for " section . You ever played EVE ? > Thanks for returning the favor I will trade you box for box Better from AIDS .... I wasn't talking about other countries * is * ? Northern Illinois sucks . I see what you did there In these comments , the physics behind portals and why this is not possible , think about that you r-tards . Sure , > And then say below me , bitch .. You know .. I might there was a nail in my car tire too .. Ah , yes I do that too ..... but can we agree on this , fucking steam pipes Yay ! go freedom ! This is very interesting ! Thank you , Mr . Von .... * Troll ? * .... I'd rather have a site that doesn't freeze my browser ( Chrome ) when it tries to open it They know Bradfordian here too ! <3 Yorkshire . That is all . I bet you're a DICK My sixth grade students have had FB since they were in third grade . They have also had more " relationships " this year alone than I have in my life . In fact , they were getting bored with the " same old , same old " so they were getting married at recess . One of them actually got ordained on the internet ... what a mess ! Their reasoning for all this ? " Our parents get married and divorced all the time ! It's so cool to get stuff from your friends ! " He duckrolled us . I see what you did there . Yea ... this " game " sure does look incredible I hope I'm doing it right , but EVERYTHING you say I've been reading in a 1950s radio presenter voice . I read so much of your comment history You would take it as I was dying It says 4chan tshirt The cheese cave ? Terribly encoded AND incorrect aspect ratio . Or the third world how dare you even speak that evil title in this holy place Aw hell ... > You have a * * stack of 64 * * Gold Pickaxes Amnesia , anyone ? Tiger Woods ... Golf ? Really Reddit ? Yeah , I didn't say you did . judgment . this fucking game 6 pool with drone harras hits before a wall finishes * * Original Submission : * * [ Google Maps What is this DUN DUN DUNNN ...... just very " I told her that she needed to pray about it before she made a decision . " AGREED . anyone who repeatedly does the EXACT opposite and routinely ignores / disbelieves the instructions of the one guy who you can trust and knows far more than that person could ever understand deserves to get fed to some weeping angels in my opinion :P ( in jest of course ) . OH , and what was up with her pouncing on the doctor , the DAY before her wedding ? The other one's " Facial ? accidently , otherwise I came to say the Numa Numa song What exactly do you DO ? Two days of work for a month of living ? Wow , you have really long thumbs . Seriously had a friend spend a whole semester saying that one line , still have no idea where it from or how it even makes sense It comes in four different colours too . Used tampons . Not a fetish or anything . I was just curious . Yeah . Her message : " You bought a booster and then just opened it ? Snape did REALLY love Lily ... Redditor for 4 hours . Posts about Reddit's hidden code . pre-verbal children - shaky ? I disagree And never . fucking . answered them . 3 points - $ 200 And as I always say , when it comes to the brain , SIZE MATTERS Announcers are now making stereotypes of Americans . she rested her head on my shoulders and i pulled away Don't you call my Sproke a black & white . * * That was moses , the best the " messiah " could do was walk on it salt ? fuck you photobucket I choose you , Lyra ! Opponent sent out Lyra ! I train MMA and I like some of the Affliction style shirts I once saw a backburner named ' Jew Extinguisher ' A's territory > " I " dated " a girl in preschool " She has blue eyes , but your eyes are pure white . 2011 : Aplha Protocol ? Please refrain from using homophobic language in the future . The fuck my Grandparents ( I'm Russian ) talked about this 2-3 days ago . They probably heard of it in some crappy Russian TV show or on their radio from the last century . Who are you this one is actually my boyfriend's . he was waiting to get his hair cut , and the woman in front of him said " they can't raise our taxes ! THAT'S TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION ! " I dated an identical twin , the thing about twins is that they are either lovey dovey with each other ( in a non sexual way , mind you That pipe insert does not use butane I've heard some Muslims say that because the quran has been memorized , it must be true . You fucked the guy who I designed a tattoo for . Tf2 Wiki You're complaining about a mile walk to the gym ? Suddenly , my 2.1 mile bike ride seems hardcore . * looks at screen * ..... wandering in Diglett's cave What are these " poor kid's scholarships " you speak of ? That name noisia is never brostep Took me a second to fully appreciate the meaning of that , but then ; Hubble is an optical lens telescope . Radio telescopes are much bigger and usually built in array patterns on earth . The only radio Hubble uses is to send data back . It got the I know . Karthus wanted Ashe to take mid ? You smoked once , 3 weeks before the test . Congratulations Ladyboners just got hit with this . ' DAE think Johnny Depp is hot or is it just me ? ' OMG , LIKE STFU LOL . What exactly is the difference between LSA CS and COE CS ? I'm in LSA and my adviser asked if I was planning on transferring to engineering , but didn't know the difference between the two when I asked her . * * Looks at username ... > I think Day [ 9 ] ' s exemplary work , sparkling personality , and abiding love for his fans has gained him enough credit to make me believe that there's some good reason for why this happened and that we shouldn't jump to any conclusions too quickly . I'd also like to impress upon the screddit community to not turn this into some sort of witch hunt and blow this shit out of proportion your mom Dammit , Japan . Exactly . I think his intentions were to contribute at first , Today was my day off , all you people . As long as its not like the last " bugfix " update I love how these heterosexuals talk about how fucking other dudes is gross but they have never done it . That's not how the letters go at all I used to use comic sans in my high-school essays . It made * all * my teachers Farve , this looks for you ... and the Dolphins ... Reality , I'm so I notice a significant lack of scribbled penises on that map . How is that even considered sushi ? YOU HEARD WRONG . Chill your shit . He didn't even say anything offensive or anything directed at you . A harmless joke and you bitch him out . I used to work at an Office Supply store and we had no cameras at all . We weren't allowed to chase anyone down and had no security besides the things that surround the exit and entrance that beep . Even if they beeped , most of the cashiers figured they forgot to demagnetize something and would just let you go on your way . All that said and done , I got fired for " stealing " a bag of chips . Gay sex . Pirated . But then he cried like a bitch just like all the other pokemon . Hell , * Mew * was the only one that didn't , that little twerp Ugh , so gay . That bau 5 thing really has to stop Be happy your team is that good . As a platinum player , I have a decent shot of being able to join my team And look for another apartment nearby to rob ... Your babysitter's daughter ? That doesn't quite compete with " launch into space " ಠ_ಠ . There's really nothing else to say , just a huge heap of " Running " How lame of you to repost a repost Oh in that case it's way less offensive Holy shit you're right . WTF , USMC . blood everywhere ... " cherry chomper " ... * * from the looks of it it ` s not going to operate much longer anyway . But I completely agree with scobes : yeah right next to drunk driving ! ! ! ! ..... You mean like someone earning minimum wage ? These people exist . you broke a headset ? And I wish I had a blinking , bold , red-colored My job right now Mevlut Erdinc on my PSG save just got sidelined for 8 months after an international friendly Slicker than what we have at the moment ... not too efficient with screen space , though ... Are you guys in bed together in the last frame ? My neighbor's name is Bob . My son plays with barbie . Really , NiggerJew 944 ? You lost a lot of respect for Dave Chappelle ? lol i got the joy of anal sex with a goat ... i think it's rigged I used to pronounce it like that , but I didn't rage over it ... what the fuck are you implying here ... y no love for thy asian neighbor ? That's exactly what Skynet would say Uh ... ... linking to facebook ? Assuming that redditors drink facebook cool-aid ? stealth pliny gloat ... Triple crown stats Must ... resist ... un-editing ... No coffee . I can play the whole thing . I was in a group of friends just standing around talking , and the girl in the group randomly pulls out this weird herbal drink and drinks it . When we asked her what it was , she starts talking about her menstruation and how the herbal drink helps it . All of us were just like : By person on the far left you mean Jessica A secret Saturn V launch . My family was in a cracker barrel ( yes , " And you can do it while you're driving " And Private Eye / People Finders have the same address to send a opt out letter ... why don't you just go to a bar and meet the girls yourself ? This . It better damn well be a medical condition . Not just about convenience . Brian Jennings has been here since Mooch . But showing Greyback eat the bloodied corpse of someone was okay ? Copy + Paste . Wow this looks very informative and sounds like it came with a lot if information to back it ! Wait a minute ... * looks at name * Please refer to his username . Especially when they don't know the definition of literal . " I am * literally * going to die if I don't pass this next quiz . " t ( Some people's questions are so stupid though This is no place for your snooty * context . * In all truthiness , if Bachmann became president this could happen . OK who put this on the front page So you're like my mother but without the cake ... No . Do NOT ever hang out in water . You do not know what is lurking under the surface . > Don't forget , you started this by talking shit about Harley owners . But we're the assholes ... I did . that was a joke right ? look at his post history Tried to take my squirrel to rehab , I said no , no , no . I'm so glad to see other Donna lovers here . She was always my favorite , too . Whenever I tell people that , their usual response is , " But Amy / Rose is sooo hot ! " My mom is the same way . My dad is a bit more open . Whenever I explain something to my mom , she never knows what to say and gives me this : what else is there ? Why would Derpy have wings , but not Dinky ? Makes no sense . Today is the 14th submitted 4 hours ago by Itwasjustadream . What are you trying to say ? They should've implemented this policy a couple of years before that . It is ? Whoops . I hate being bad at reddit . Although I legitimately did wake up drunk and drifting into hungover-ness . I wouldn't have spent time painting in the redness in the eyes if I knew it was a repost well then Yet , I've had about 5-6 books stolen from people who " borrowed " them out of my bookcabinet while at school . And I live in a country where employers run after you with jobs , and " minimum wage " is about 16-18 dollars an hour . It's not need , but greed , and that can indeed make you So you saw toy narwhals in a convenience store and thought it was reddit-worthy ? haha where can i get a Sounded like 70s porn music ... You jizzed while riding in a cyborg whale ? This is an abomination Dominionism is the logical end to Christianity . Their interpretation is no less valid than any other Christian's . This is precisely why we shouldn't stand for religion in our politics . This is why the founders put in a framework to prevent such things well ok I guess you have to slide the mouse twice then ... But chocolate ice cream is always a * great * grocery decision Yo leí art ículo y se descarg ó un peri ódico completo Wait ... that actually is ironic . And as we all know , the president gets to decide whether abortion is legal . I just noticed that he's also got four fingers on one hand and five on the other ... You guys are lucky , here on the dark side it's the other way around Restart the Print Spooler . I like to finish with " restarting the computer would have also fixed this ..... " I'm Chris . I'm so cool , I introduced TheBagelBandit to reddit . And yes . He forgot . We're talking about milk , not alcohol . oh god , exactly ! I was playing with somebody who got stomped by the two people up top and BITCHED at me for not leaving bot to help . She pinged AS it was going on , and proceeded to complain the rest of the game about that incident We don't talk about * that story * . it's too fat to be used with the Xbox 360 ... How does one get downvotes for offering a service to the gaming community ? I'm gonna be talking about DotA / LoL for 7 hours straight with the goal of helping introduce people to DotA That's not a rig , that's a toaster . How many times must i see this screenshot on here ? You guys are seriously buying this ? JMU loss ? I have no idea what you are talking about ! Stop spreading vicious rumors ! On a reptile > If you don't have a sentry going up by 30 seconds left , then you're a BAD ENGINEER Cum comand * horse type laughter ensues * " Like on the bootom of his toes ? " " I was expecting this to be in circlejerk This is not youtube I was about to correct you until i saw you're user name . Mr brother after seeing the Oxfam Charity adverts with the swollen bellied children - " They look pretty well-fed to me " ... I'm not American ( actually , I am but because America is a continent not a country SACRILEGE ! If you got to Katana-ya and specify that you want your broth " rich " , there's a big difference ! I ordered before without specifying rich , I really felt unfulfilled Good . Slitting your wrists involves having a razor way too close to your beard Only when you least expect it I second this notion . I also raise it a Paul , why you no slap da bass ? The interview is called " Annie's Getting Around ! " GOD DAMMIT . I logged in to say this . And not a single fuck was given . I looked at him with Seriously ? Full grey overlay coffee enemas ? ... Do you really need a trainer ? ... or thinks phreak comes from feak . You motherfucker . Tricking me into upvoting your comment after reading the first sentence . The cyanide was only fatal if it was all of the drops together ? Srsly though . I said the same thing last night , my boyfriend went back and rewatched it to see if he could tell which blades cut up the salad . I thought we were swapping genders And just what the hell is the point of an autograph ? ! My buddy got laid in 6th grade Yep I've been replacing " the " with " le " subconciously and also giving the disapproving face They would look at me with this face : in the woods . Is that a dorm room desk ? That's why it's supposed to be a realization from first grade Don't get * that * excited for him . He's actually a pirate . " go down " Wait , did you just say huge tits all over the place are disgusting ? I can understand the veiny kind but SON , I am disappoint . That was 5 years ago . I have no hope for this country there you go : I always thought a woman's breasts were contained in a scrotum . She is around 17 years old and she is whining to her dad to buy stuff for her ? .... it's a sharpner . Level 13 : I'd be a bit Can't help but notice you used a camera to make a picture of your screen Pocahontas is not asian Snips and Snails can go kill themselves Mega bloks please tell me nobody got paid for that So you are comparing Muslims with pigs . Not cool bro Thou shalt not film in portrait mode Why don't you take a seat over there ? Do this It's E by default now for a reason The advice was to come clean about it . I meant the color and the way the gradient is going Many more comments on Reddit than Views on Youtube Bill Gates ? Why has this been upvoted so much when it's been clear it's not OP's picture ? PS - ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ but fill it with salt and i waz ... On the other hand , I've seen random rumours that Iker called Xavi / Puyol to apologize , and that he's inviting Barcelona and Real Madrid's players to dinner to mend the relationships between them The BF3 beta starts the day my school starts But reposters always lose oh , i wish my steam wallet would be working but steam is kinda being a bitch . I am waiting for that guy to say something which in results in this kinda It took you that long ! ? Oh great ! Reddit's going to start a barrage of cucumber posts now ! I'm happy that we are about to get Dunkin ' Doughnuts but seriously 4 stores in North Huntsville ? ! Why not spread them out a bit . At lest you had AP classes at your school . There is only one way to respond to that : And noone in china took a picture of it ... Canned oysters . Are you ABSOLUTELY sure its a question of imbalance here ? It's a trap ! You don't know how good you have it Just finished a 5.8 k miles road trip from NY to San Fran via the South . You beat me . Just . ... so I put a crown on your crown on your crown , and a pivot on your pivot , so you can suspend while your suspension suspends . umm , wrong subreddit . aughhh why It makes the bathwater taste delicious . If a joke . Well played . If serious Selected filmography : Jack's Playground 27 ( 2005 , Digital Playground ) Sounds hot ... instead plastering / sanding a wall for paid contractors to paint , instead of doing the job the military paid for involving my clearance ... * while deployed * ^ There has never been a more appropriate use of AD Sion ? Correction : That was a snake . I would cry . Grandmother looked over my shoulder once as i was looking around , Asked why everyone was posting cars * * Mmm , a nice , dark German brew ... quess is not guess . q is not g . Always ? We're building a casino . * mixed * phenethylamines ? You guys are so nice ..... Were you my freshman roommate ? Thank you I saw American Psycho just yesterday , Huey Lewis and the News will never be the same for me WELL WHERE THE HELL IS IT ? ! I'm down voting if there's no weed in this picture . Fantastic and manly ! Moar please . Like Minecraft ? The in-development game we're all playing early test releases of ? Quit horsing around . This is serious . I too need to evolve my seadra . Granted , obvious troll is obvious , but you are making a fool of yourself by trying to say that the entire internet is wrong about the majority of prominent scientists being atheist or agnostic because you can find conspiracy theories through the same medium . First I was like ok then I was * * DUE SEX Some people can't afford to drop more than 100 $ , nor do they have the time or access to the limitless knowledge of right and wrong in cycling that you apparently have . Is your answer to them to just not bother with bikes all together ? Shit dude , what if it was a beater car ? Do you also scoff at people driving crappy cars ? I just read the first page of your comment history . * * D: * * also , * * You're using a Gtab to compare to the iPad ? Seriously ? Since Sapphire ? No one cares about reddit birthdays . I have reason to believe there's a strong correlation between the decline in spirograph and the rise in gang activity . Think about it May i ask how you know this oh .. OH Yes , I know so little about Greek life . I only lived in a sorority house for a few years ... you know , the sorority I belonged to ? You are a paid propagandist for the Chinese government . Please troll your own people , none else is listening . I see what you did there Agreed . Don't make ents look bad . " We don't have diet Dr . Pepper . " 133 , this thread is making that subreddit bigger you probably do > I feel like Im the only one who actually likes this guy and thinks he is funny . Well you should know Americanized Chinese food is no Chinese food ( born in HK here ) . In college my roommate put ketchup on his plain white rice . I was like My mother still does it and shes almost always wrong by half an hour Forever a foe .... > We were 22 at the time . So , reading your narrative carefully you're saying your principal is both a man and a woman ? You looked at him ... and then she said ... ? * Looks at tabs * : My OKCupid Affair ... ? " Sausage nips " sounds like a type of doggy treat . It's a shame , I'm an Old Boy now but it's just an automatic reaction Posting so I can view this when I get home . You better not be lying ... Why do you always try to direct people away from reddit ? Spouse's reaction : I had one , started it when I started sober home monitoring to see the difference of my sober and drunk gaming . My KD went from . 93 drunk to 2.38 sober . Granted it was mostly SnD and I had 19 days palyed on a drunk account compared to 3 days on a sober account , plus no new map learning curve . Come to think of it , that was a pretty useless comparison You've got a name like that and you haven't checked for r / grunge yet ? Isn't it more lazy to warp in at the proxy ? My first week working in Tokyo , I had just turned 20 . I revealed this to my Japanese boss at a work function at the office , and , drunkenly , he said ' WOW ! The only time I could ever talk to a girl your age is at a hostess club ! ' Wait , so being superficial and not wanting to date someone because they play Magic ( I'm sure the choice of Jeffrey Dahmer play had no bearing .... ) is bad but being superficial and wanting to date someone because they are hot is good ? Isn't he the captain as well ? " could of " A couple friends and I each picked up a fat pack . I watched them all pull planeswalkers and some other mythics while I proceeded to pull 4 scrambleverses . I hate to point it out , but you can't rape the willing . Wouldn't this technically apply to pedophiles as well though ? Except she doesn't have a Facebook . Not even the decency to have a MySpace or Google + .... still waiting for the drop . Looks like someone is taking a cue from Austin , Luckily my cat's a male . . . but I'm not Why do you assume they are methhouses ? I second this . Stabbing sounds are often loud and need to be muffled by a pillow . fuck tables , flip everything . ┬ ─ ─ ┬  ノ  ( > ad * * who * * he is a summerfag , he has most likely been waiting his first chance to use Yeah , they even have fucking popups Read thought all of the comments , no link to the actual commercial . Worse yet , she stole all his builds and claimed them as her own . To the pitchforks ! starcraft 2 on a track pad I thought it said " public hair fashion show " . what would you rather call " them ? " So no destiny ? no dragon ? no whitera ? no meme ? I got the same email . Spent all day looking forward to logging in and chatting with some old guildies last night , only for it to tell me my account was still deactivated . Sony , I am disappoint Redditor for one hour and already has 3 requests submitted . Maternity wear in the youth section I read that as " runaway modelling " . bitch I raged flipped it for a reason ( ╯ Reggae metalcore After five years of living here , I would hope I know what people want Tuned in . First thing I saw was you making a post on the general forums . Your autocomplete filled the form with " Do you like younger boys ? " ... until you discover she decided not to share . I want to see what's behind that door ... His ass , cactus , splintery 2x4 , no lube . Why would furries be horde mages ? Wouldn't they be Alliance Worgen or Horde Tauren ? Your own semen , or your own horse I wasn't offended by that at all . You're not even * trying . * Original source of the photo I'm starting to have the feeling that instead of this thread being for the genuinely curious , It's just a weird way of trying to get off . You put turnbull and chappellet in the same list ? Hey , that's a great id ... wait a second . He's a computer science major It just takes one to ruin it .... I think pretty much obviously orianna Instead of a magnum ? Thanks a bunch ! I've already recommended reddit . She told me she posted to craigslist and I kind of made the What ? i drew a hand grenade and someone just said it was a butterfly .. This is a valid complaint ( stop down-voting the guy for disagreeing with you people though Bullshit . The game and real life aren't the same damn thing . I work hard as hell , and I always have . That doesn't make it any more right that you can purchase skill in a game . Should you not have evolved into a Kadabra by now ? I was watching this when my father came in . Nooo , I dnt approve What the frack is that shit ? Chale , si lo entendi ! pense que lo hab ía logrado ! Good sir , I am all for the abundance of uptokes here at r / trees , but your blatant and shameless karma whoring is just , how shall I put this ... At first I thought your aunt and uncle were also playing this game ... After checking your username .... But ... laughtrey posted scattergun ... while IMFDB thinks it's totally fictional So it's just pointing out the obvious , that if you go to a bottom tier school , job outlook isn't great ? Flashback up in this bitch . The English * Pacient * ? ! OG Said something you do all the time First-world solution : Wi-Fi I see what you did there Children are children no matter where you are . Also the fact that Japanese girls look like they are 12 until they are 20 and 15 until they are 25 etc etc is not helping your case . Why don't you have a seat over there ? Still spelt it wrong . Its a game that was touted for its range of problem solutions , and most people jumped slowly using the boxes without looking around or getting the augmentation ? Can you make me an 1920x1200 ? Windows warps the pic when I just stretch to screen , the moon isn't round The starting 22 . Medic : You call that a headshot ? I am disappoint . 120 and can still move thier necks like that Muslims don't eat pork either I just think it wasn't very funny and poorly done . Hence , Apparently I am a midget at 5 ' 7 " Awesome . Except why is the label still on First thing I did with my last ex dumped me was delete her from facebook , purely in anticipation of this happening . A month later I got an angry text asking why I insisted on cutting her out of my life . Why are you even asking this ? What a totally dumb-fuck question . Like this : [ ] \ ( / c28 " Seriously . You can't leave a toilet without flushing down . Especially if you took a dump . Earn stickers ... sooo ... after having it all figured out : what are you doing here ? especially on a friday night Every time I get comfortable with natural history , something like this comes along and makes me " Dog has sex with human .... willingly - YouTube " depends what country this is from ... ish ? Imagine that just hanging in your closet ... never knowing what violations you'll be doing to it next ... Woops , replied to the wrong comment . B . j Smegma .... I had been intending go to the beach My boner was like : Don't judge me ! Cats are ALWAYS staring . Especially when you are taking a shower .. With all that shaking , I'm assuming there'll be no drips Me and a lot of people I know . but title has seven words Your TL ;D R is very misleading As someone who lives in Detroit ... For about a week I kept on thinking about posting this , but I either forgot or I was just too lazy . Then this morning I just woke up and typed it up in under thirty seconds It seems like no one else who responded to this realized you were joking ... You are the self referential cancer that is killing reddit Google did it just right , and left the obnoxious and in-your face content to Yahoo . Going through the home page to check my e-mail was depressing . You caught me Then where are my Aero bars and dill pickle chips ? today i updated firefox on one of my neglected machines . when it started again , firefox said that flash was out of date , pretty standard fare . then the link it provided to get flash from had a check box ( prechecked ) to also install a side of chrome with your flash order . This is just messed up mean . Men of reddit , you are disappointing me again . She's a bitch for getting angry if a guy stares at her tits for 5 minutes ? wtf ? Let me guess , she was asking for it because she was wearing a low cut shirt or something Polysomnographic technician - I watch people sleep I'm a citizen but I was born in Panama . When I lived in Georgia for college , I found that there were a large number of people who had no idea where Panama is . One guy once asked me , in what part of Mexico was Panama located . i saw the title as RE effing the 5 year olds That's not what he meant . yes , as soon as I got to that part I pretty much stopped reading .... Done with what ? Jim ? Live Mail The lack of collision shouldn't affect any abilities . Like others have said , it's probably a latency issue or something . If you could avoid an ashe arrow or nidalee spear because you can ignore collision , Janna would be untouchable ... or anyone with ghost for that matter If my schedule with work allows I'd love to make it this time . Sadly I work Sundays I'll just leave this here , I'll be back for my Karma later . Oh , and ... people need to learn to appreciate rabbits more . I just realized ... we probably all are now . Posted the same picture a month ago with a more descriptive title . Didn't get upvoted .. Holy shit that video was stupid That * is * my skin You obviously haven't met half of Opeth's fans . You know , the same half that tries to mosh to Windowpane Your wish was granted . Now it's on the front page . partially , also the singer of a Belgian metal band was arrested for being a child rapist , the rest of the band was all Your shitty computer brand displeases me We won't know until you try I know I do dropship micro with my Ultralisks . It's so effective . I hope nobody is fucking a stork . Since you're taking screenshots in 1.8 , perhaps you could use the new brightness slider so we can see WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TAKING A PICTURE OF . That man has no bottle on his back . I don't think it's singed My friend must be conspiring with the Swedish . my only point is that you downloaded a pirate program , and knowingly and willingly put your password and email into it ...... How about an even more simply ' feature ' ; changing your email I think we all have been trolled Whats skin colour got to do with it ? Typo's are fun . I hadn't until I read that article on Cracked . The National Enquirer and the Herald have finally merged ? trade complete ! thanks everyone . people in trade servers were asking for a rec . 99 seconds ? My old landlord in Bloomfield listed our house which was only a block from Penn ave in Garfield ( also we had multiple car break ins and a mugging / assault in broad daylight on this block ) as SHADYSIDE when we moved out . LOL good luck trying to rent out that shithole with porch carpet inside and wiring from the 1800s as a $ 1400 / mo shadyside apartment . Tell me about it . What about talking to people ? Is it just me or does anyone else HATE talking to people during that time ? ... and then posted a picture of what you googled ... instead of going to the doctor My 11 year old cousin has more contacts than you . this : Wait . This means the mission was not accomplished ... I'm seeing this Being that it's 1,000 miles away , I'm really jealous I can't go . Apparently I missed the one in KC back in June ( and the brew festival in St . L She is pooping and Correct . If everyone started cleaning and returning their own cart , all these people bitching about them would be left to bitch only about not having a job . Well , he made some stupid decisions ... Another brave stride towards legalisation for my non-kiwi brothers Wait ! Was I not suppose to click this link or the picture ? The music industry ? I don't have lucid dreams , but most of the time , I try to have sex with people in my dreams anyway . Once , I tried to have sex with my father . It's a good think I keep a dirty bomb strapped to my ankle . They'll never catch me . Haven't seen this one before first I was :D then I hope those are your children So that's why I haven't gotten my order yet . University of Texas has commercials did you write Karma Police by Radiohead [ ? ] Jesus Christ , that's screwed up on so many levels . How old was her brother ? It's almost like they want Obama to win because they've realized that it doesn't matter if a Dem is in office , they'll get their way with congress . All the while still blaming the dems because they're ' leading the nation ' . the main reason why i'm still single ... He looks Jewish . nvm , the animation is showing 3 now ... only a 100 bucks for the original size * * What , pray tell , would that mean in this case ? It's more like graphic design / math / problem solving / drafting all in one . Of course , it depends on what specific thing you want to go into . I want to do level design , personally , and pretty much my entire family is God fucking dammit . That horse is Epona . > i've dated girls that thought it was ok to skip 3 days and then " take all 3 extra to catch up " Joe Buck Apple ? My face during this entire thing has been : This whole fucking thread .. Dear god . If your not from the south , prepare for culture shock . Some southerners are actually retarded , other are rednecks who just love the outdoors and a simple life . There are extremes of course , and as always there are exceptions , but I live here and I fuckin hate it . I'm not sure where shes from , but if your looking for a " southern belle " , head to Texas , or Missouri , or Aw fuck , the guy who wrote this is a pre vet student . Oh but I can . I really do over use this but , Blue waffle You listen to Dark Side of the Moon on shuffle ... yep got from the main city , to the rich part , ended in the last place i quit manually , and even better , i was on low health with a door to bash down and zombies spawning inside Competitive players need to be able to see whats in front of them Great , so furries can be even creepier . Is that a stuffed dog behind his left shoulder ? I loved that movie , probably one of my favourites . For some reason no one has fucking heard of it You didn't find this on Yahoo Answers , you found this elsewhere on the Internets . I'm on to you * ANYBODY * Guitar during the zapocalypse ? And attract the horde ? ! I don't think so . TL ;D R : This was just posted like two weeks ago Lee looks very WOW THAT IS SUPER FUNNY That means cat-girl-man it was these eyes Thanks ! 12 in vatican city I think that happened during the last world cycle and it reset everything . We just got back to this point ... please dun try that ! How so ? I'm simply stating that if you find that you hate people , then you're obviously not doing reddit correctly . Since I've been on reddit , I hate people less . I'm not sure how you can miss all of the great things that happen on reddit , other than doing reddit wrong . People downvoting my comment ( the root of which means that you shouldn't hate people more by browsing reddit ) reenforces the OP's claim though ... Congrats . Our baby Amelia Mae was born about 5 months ago and also had a 5 day stay in the NICU . We took about a 5 hour rest the final night ( had to basically force my wife to come home for even that long ) before we brought her home . I think the rest was worth it , my wife still gives me the Thanks ! Fuck jail , I was with a dude that killed a girl with an ice auger so mana regen now deals damage ? girl : Goddamn , that's awful ... > my reddit user But the knife is insta-kill ... [ ] ( / rarityyell " I asked nice and everything . I read it as ‘ Concerned laughter ’ and laughed as such That's a weak counterpoint if ever there was one . " range makes no difference , everyone casts at range - 1 " . I managed to convince about half my friends to vote in the federal election . Most of * those guys * voted for the Conmen because their parents told them to . I thought your title meant you would be doing acts of beastiality as per our requests ....... They defininetly do NOT deserve any special protections , FFS . 0K is a sideways person . Thus it could also mean he's dead Kind of dangerous driving and taking a photo at the same time . oh , i thought it said intellectual thinking and i was like Same here , the C stuff is new to me though as I ended up doing Java at uni which I'm not really a fan of ... Not unlike yours . Or this one , for that matter . But you'll never have rational discourse because he's drunk . What's the matter with you . Upvoted , go for it , densha otoko PLIX MARK NSFW It's amazing how many people I encountered this summer in America that thought the ROI was associtated with England . One person introduced me to his friend as being from little england Nothing like tooting your own horn Wait . You wash and dry all of the dishes you use in a meal [ cooking , etc ] in five minutes ? That's better than having it instantly disappear after it hits the ground Dude this translation is crap I hope someone else was taking the pic ... Only if you dont make another PEEr to PEEr joke . I would of hit it .... no one would need to know once i was in my high school library and the kid next to me saw what I was doing and called over the librarian to tattle on me ' downloading illegal music ' . What he saw was the electronic card catalog . MFW : > And you're a Detroit fan 11 I believe , instead of only 5 main factions in Oblivion This Osama dude who has nothing to do with us Muslim peeps , we don't support killing y'know , it's forbidden to Muslims , people should stop thinking of us as the same people , Muslims have hearts too They all have 2 legs I saw this and was like Yes sir Mister , right away ! Not sure if agree How do you ever jerk it if you wear a stillsuit 24/7 ? Why the hell is there a brick wall within 10 feet of the end zone how ? you didnt leave your steam name ... I've had only 1 hat drop for me in my 400 hours of playtime . I read that as grade school Notch can tweet what he likes , but people really don't have to make a post about every time he takes a shit . Also , * * stop stalking notch . * * I'm gonna be honest , weird is one of those words I always misspell . But uh , if we're criticizing each other's usernames ... Jerome Bettis wasn't afraid to run it up the middle 9 comments ( so far ) and I'm the first to upvote Oh , good , I hadn't seen it for maybe 2 days I had conducted an experiment involving an arm instead of a leg . The results were a smashing hit ..... literally YOU put them up ? i sea what you did there That is one big ass mp3 player Homeless does not equal crazy Well I can see that No , that's called not prioritizing correctly . 6 years in , sex every day , sometimes multiple times a day . I've heard from my mother that we Collar women have extremely high libidos ... and she didn't tell me with words exactly . In about 4 years This needs to be downvoted more . Religious , scholars .. really ? Ok , so you think we should redraw the map based on who controlled the area hundreds of years ago ? Then I guess most of America goes back to the Native Americans I had a cat ( he passed away about 3 months ago ) that was terrified of ceiling fans . He'd be walking through the house then glance up at the fan and then freak the fuck out . If I was holding him , I could not walk under the fan without serious injury . He also used to huff cleaning solution - he would break the child locks on the cabinet , knock over a bottle and start sniffing the nozzle . redditor for 58 minutes Yes , the British Broadcasting Corporation is English ..... you know what's better than uncrating a strange razorback ? uncrating TWO strange razorbacks . and a strange crusader's crossbow . and a strange sandman . almost 11 million views They tried to teach me to pronounce " . png " as " ping " in school . I did too , yet all of my friends didn't know about the plane sequence when I mentioned a few weeks back . Made me > Good point Are we giving free publicity to politicians now Pretty sure that was my room last year . Either 418 or 413 , the one by the bathroom . Torre has a permanent It's in the drawer at the top . ... you know what ? It was something very similar . Not Fruit Loops , but something entirely sugar and they were eye meltingly vivid in colour .... probably why they appealed to me so much . And also .... * * dont throw away the MDMA ! ! * * It also says it's starting in 12 minutes , since I live in Australia and it's based off my system's time ... I've got beef with this Fun ! ? ! ? Get the hell out ! If you are having fun on a video game you are * clearly * doing it wrong ! " My most recent embarrassment is not having been in 3 weeks . Acquired traits are not genetically transmitted . That's why it tastes horrible 50 % of the time ! look at the troll eyes ... I'll show them again ... Um ... No ! It does not say to cover your hair in the Quran ! ! ! And he's cool with you streaming your lesson ? Bill or John ? Your username suggests otherwise . A Bama fan with a sense of humor ? Remind me never to go to Oklahoma ... I gotta say , the most disgusting part of this is when the girl goes " we're all tired of people hiding behind the first amendment " How does one trade PSN games ? She looks like she's 13 in this . Dude on the left totally shorted me on a bag last time At first i was like Or , they build giant houses and only live there in the winter for skiing . Either way , yeah , it drives up the cost of living . They also tend to build in the * middle of fucking nowhere * and it costs tons of money to save their McMansions from the inevitable forest fires every year . No Skyrim option Really ? Shellac makes you frisky Says second time playing ever yet is Prestige . I think this qualifies as r / jailbait , why dont you have a seat over there That person's vote is worth as much as mine ... At my college , kids complain about not being able to afford the textbooks and crap , yet a minute later they whip out their iphone Not sure if joking ... or being truly oblivious to sarcasm . " dire " ? It's a television show . What exactly did you expect ? Get over yourself ... ... according to an Indian call center . Good source . Totally reliable . That's where I go for all my facts . The number is 911 . You title yourself ' third reich ' an get your mate to name himself ' holocaust ' and then submit it under a Alvarez is still one of the best sounding inexpensive acoustic brands I've ever played . Nice choice ! ( though a black acoustic is a little ' ' The lesson ends when I say it does , not ( ! ) when the bell goes ' ' ... The future of crappy gaming . University of Texas ... That's not really your laptop , is it ? Why are we getting downvoted for this . Reading the front page of Reddit is really weird sometimes . I'm all choked up after reading a beautiful letter from a dying father to his son , and the next link I click is some woman tied up like a car fixture with her boobs out ... Dutch ovens are legitimate cooking devices ; the euphemism came afterwards Oh I was just giving you the I posted this about 2 months ago and got about ( - 3 ) up votes . I also love it when I just get a view of their feet . are you wallstreet ? cause I'd like to occupy you What the fuck did I just read ? I havent dipped too deep into the David Icke world , but I will admit the reptilian thing was the exact thing that made me go This was from * * yesterday's * * episode . cool photo but that hand gesture ... Oh that's right . The game where you had to wait 25 minutes for your opponents to move Maybe you should stay away from the internet if you are so easily offended . 349.99 but only TWO storm troopers ? Raisins and brussel sprouts My 6 year old daughter laughed at that scene . You must use a cooler on the CPU . Retail CPUs come with coolers that are usually sufficient . If you want to overclock or want a quite cooler ( Looking at you AMD Yeah , why can't people just buy a wand and cast * Engorgio * on their hands ? It just doesn't make any sense . I know they do - - I have a friend who had that fast track experience . Believe it or not , he left because he didn't want to work in that industry . After you have given birth , even if you don't breastfeed , you're boobs will leak . Also , if you hear of children / babies crying , your boobs get very sore and leak . It's your bodies way of saying , " that child is hungry , I must feed it ! " This will happen until your milk dries up . The environment thanks your family ... As a woman and a hockey player : They're ruining the tv series so they can promote the re-release of the movie ? Came here to confirm this was what would be discussed . An unfortunate part of my childhood as well . I'm not sure how someone thought colorizing sweat was a good idea , but it puzzles me even more why people flocked to it . I had a friend that has hypercolor pants ... the hypercolor revealed a zuba ( sp ? ) pattern . My girlfriend's reaction : ' what's that CGI shot of ? ' Me : SO . WHAT . Another Steelers fan living around here ? could care less ... Why are his / her nails painted ? i feel like cigars international is as evil as cigarbid . i see deals like this and i just want to SPEND ALL THE MONEY ! good thing i don't have a credit or debit card so i cant purchase things online Edit : What the hell is going on with my You're just trying to get away with your unsolicited sodomy . I'm on to you . But downy adults ? ? ? ... Been to Oregon . At first I was all I can't help myself . Really no one I know but my brother likes them . We catch crap all the time for it So , you want reddit to transfer their credit card balances ! ? I'm sure she'd be honoured to know that . How did you get a picture of my newsfeed ? ? First read through I thought it said Michael Phelps . Which just emphasizes more on his level of yeah . because that's * exactly * what I said I think you just made that last part up . Wait ... your husband threw a chocolate bar at you ? And no mouse pad . My first guess what / r / clopclop , but even that's a stretch ... ' Maximal constant ' It was gonna be a " Boxing match " but fucking Keith lost his cigar in class this morning I thought you were This explanation is not acceptable . As a Chiefs fan you have a solemn duty to hate the raiders and cheer as such . I did it twice in one week , didn't hurt for more than a couple minutes both times . Huh . Guess I was lucky You acknowledged there is an * exact * subreddit for your post , yet you did not use it ? you ... just ... I've seen so many videos of people attempting to ride shopping carts . You'd think they'd learn to put something in it by now Thank you SO MUCH for adding that . I am quite honored . But you cut out my V . Wrath was bad .. but private servers are fun ? That's hardcore trolling . That's a she . I find it odd that they have a code of conduct . My asshole brother on the west coast refuses to go try to get one for me But he / she just .. posted ... I believe he means : pain in the ass Like when someone uses the term " newfag " You know I played fallout for a long time and I never new that in my school , someone shat in the drinking fountain and just left it there until someone found it when going for a drink , it stayed there for half the morning cos caretakers were too busy * Two * Audi Keys ? Gives good answer . Reddit hates because they want to circle-jerk their own beliefs . The last line has 4 syllables . Evil cunt Another field goal ? They said ' Web of 2010 ' ? Internet policy was a major consideration when I was choosing universities . Mine sat directly on top of the city's then-new fiber optic backbone , had outrageous download speeds , no caps , and a hands-off policy towards policing network traffic . My friend from across the country told me about his school's bandwidth caps and I nearly lost my lunch Ya that is kinda important to mention isn't it ? ... Plutoid I'm looking at you . Women do it , too . I .. I ...... If we come from dirt , how come , there's still dirt ? * That's * the whole post ? In the last election , my local representative for the Bloc Québécois had an information website that you could translate into many languages . The button to translate it into English was the American flag . you cheap " I downvoted him because I disagree . " I lika da face I absolutely agree for kitchen table drafts and non-sanctioned events , but most sanctioned events are in family stores that would give a definite dont know if troll or just stupid .. what ever do you mean ? You ruined my childhood No . its nice to see someone who knows decently proper proportions doing this splash . lately its been pretty evident there's a severe discrepancy in skill levels in the art department back in the day ? The cards were released in 1999 ... I don't know if my figures are right , but I'm going to put them out there anyway . I think blizzard has enough publicity as it is 666 points so that happened to him ... The second panel depicting the pillow between her legs looks a lot more like she's being born through a very stretchy anus . My father is exactly like that . Bad day at work and you can tell that he will explode any moment ... speak with the wrong tone and BOOM all hell breaks loose . Ten minutes later he feels like an asshole and starts crying and goes back to becoming the kindest father you could wish for . Thanks Zuck . That eyebrow ... > I'm tired of grabbing the wrong can and gagging when it's not my pop . You know what I'd do with $ 500 ? Buy groceries / comfortably sustain myself for half a year . Why do you agree with his politics ? And you think I was ... ? I linked to a paper entitled " * * * Manhood Up in the Air : A Study of Male Flight Attendants , Queerness , and Corporate Capitalism during the Cold War Era * * * " , and you think I was being serious ? I think I know in which German city you are Double NSFW Wow . This is really similar to my own situation . My biological mom was an alcoholic who lost custody when one of her abusive boyfriends broke my brother arm . Soon after that she ran off to avoid paying child support . I would get late birthday cards in the mail with her saying how much she loves me and thinks of me . Are you referring to Pho Lan Thanh ? If so then hipster . I can't seem to find any Vietnamese food nearby ( I live in Oxford for school ) and found it on Urban Spoon . Food was meh . My iced coffee came in a glass hoisin sauce jar . I always click on their info to see if they're lesbos . Must ... private browse ... EVERYTHING That's Disneyland , not Disney World . My dad told me that eating vegetables would put hair on my chest . I'm a girl . I'm not sure what he was aiming at with that one . Dr . Scott as criminology . RHPS . The puns made me die laughing Of course he did . Not me ... Being drunk , I read this about four times , then realized . oh yeah , raising kids without access to electronics is a great way to not screw them up completely in 2011 > I don't think I've met a girl who has even heard the name Stanley Kubrick Also : after taxes Ummm wat ? ( Half of those sites are porn Redditor for 1 hour It's best if you keep trying to get behind him . Oh and wait till you get to the bottom of that tower up ahead .... Really ? Pretty horrible season so far to be honest . Yup , sometimes you find a little wet piece of rusk after they've devoured the rest .. Episode 11 : Chronoboosted Barracks will fly faster . CONFIRMED . Unlabeled charts ? Yes , because fabric that's had LESS processing is somehow worth more . re : " If I put it to sleep with the top button , after a few minutes it won't wake up and will need to be hard-reset again . Was asked once by a person older then I am " Why can't I mix Bleach and Ammonia in the same bucket - they are both cleaners ? " So .. to get someone to do my homework all I had to do was save them from a troll ? Do Americans pronounce it * ruffing ? * There's something that just kinda feels " off " about that , somehow ... I can't quite put my finger on exactly what at the moment ... Person I know ( a homespun ' handyman ' ) was trimming the length of some lamp cords on lamps he had . He cut the lamp cord with cutters - while it was still plugged into the socket . REALLY LOUD pop & sparks to say the least . But here is the mind-numbing part - he did this TWICE since he had two lamps . You would think he would have figured out about electricity after the first one , but noooooo . This one will be I thought I read * * Hemogoblin * * Lol , I was looking at the very good pictures of Antarctica , then I said " I'm going to look at the sky , I bet it looks nice " .. Is it today ? God I look forward to it , but only because when it's done I won't have to hear about it anymore . Guys , this wasn't supposed to come out till tomorrow . I see what you did there . ... vad fan ? Är det Toxic i bakgrunden ? Citing a New York Post article as real information ... No one wants to play with you . Yes , because casual sex is the best remedy for getting over sexual assault . haaaa ic what you did there .... and i fucking approve ... Zombie heavy Yeah ... showing him this is not weird at all ... Pit , Bio , Pal No-body in Australia calls prawns shrimp That shit is so rigged ! Didn't the bitch serve canned tomatoes to those food critics ! ? still not sure what point exactly that we don't agree upon . That's fucking terrifying ... and took pics of her at a cemetery . first image for " Images you'll also enjoy " I fucking hate it when the mage and the warlock both tell me ( the rogue ) to " take care of the fucking adds " . I just give them a Whoa i haven't noticed that ! Now the zone terrifes me even more Well I see no reason why this isn't a terrible idea I was Your name is too close to " hoax " for me to believe you . Ah , a voice of reason amongst a sea of These are awful sounds . I refuse to make them . Never got to thank you for your comment ! Sorry if I came off rude . It's just the usual result when I tell someone about my hobbies . I guess OP is trying to use the OSD protest to add fuel his own message . I mean I'm an Ent but I would never deter a protest that might change the course of this country just to save my own job ... It's ok names are in there , and plus the Guardian posts these articles online , your qverage search engine spider is going to find those before even trying to OCR this article . Protecting ASA members by censoring their names in an article in my mind is slightly ridiculous and unnecessary . The subreddit isn't going to attack them , but there's no guarantee the Koala won't .. I did that last year with a superman costume . Problem was , not matter what I wore underneath , you could still see the outline of my dick . Epic . Nice job sir , that is one fine looking love rug I'm in Isn't this basically ... hanging him " cookies and cream " A simple That comma splice . I could have sworn that I read about an opportunity for citizens to talk about this deal before they made their final decision but now I can't find it on the article I don't get the bundle of sticks Mew * is * however a part of the original * * 151 * * Don't bother . Every girl on campus is taken , and if you think you know one that isn't , you're wrong Sounds like my dad . I absolutely loved when Rask skated over and Ward was all like " who the fuck do you think you are ? You go watch DS9 * right now * . Good way to lose my hard on right there . Hell , I have a degree in history , and I wouldn't have heard about it if it wasn't for the fact that my family was in Oklahoma at the time ... My S / O calls me racist because I don't like rap or R & B . 90 ' s ? ? Hell , that's a modern Russian club , circa 2011 ... I'm from New York , and I can't stress this enough . Especially those who TRY to make it sound like they're from New York .. but really they make themselves sound like they're from New Jersey . You know .. when they " tawwwk " . That's not an accent ; it just makes you sound like a fag . Paulista is a city in Pernambuco . As a mexican , I must say : there were actually many socialist and communist booths set up . a big communist booth was advocating a revolution ... word choice . As a member of IATSE , I don't ever remember voicing an endorsement of this bill . Good vid . When I first heard of the whole mirror universe thing , I was all Let's be fair here . the pictures look like they have different amounts of makeup and completely different lighting . Curl your short hair , maybe make it a little messy . you're still gorgeous . and as everyone else is saying : seriously . are you fucking kidding me Please pick me Hero is korean and his heart is WAY better than HuKs ( Love them both ) what are boobs ? That is a child That's the kind of brazen scumbaggery you expect from the governments of China and such , not France . My ex was once in jury selection for a lawsuit regarding a police officer who had been spotted jerking off in his police cruiser . The officer was suing the department because all his coworkers were making fun of him for it ( " turbo engine " Well , you heard the guy . They closed / r / jailbait , so all the jailbait on reddit is gone . Saw two of the latter yesterday with twin 2011 M3s How dare they ... Well ... you know , american bourbon casks and all that I suppose Observable when not observed ? No need to capitalize the first letter of every word in the title Reading the subreddit after reading the title has saved so many posts from this face Oooh well , guess no one will take them , might as well kill them . Anything with " Wars " at the end of it As another former fatass , I too can confirm this . Rest assured , I am * fucking hilarious . * after I liked the page ( upper right corner ) number changed from 665 to 666 .... you just responded to it . Pittsburgh , I am disappoint . Wait , she asked to play D & D and you * hesitated * ! ? I kind of think he just trolled everyone in this thread . Also Microsoft Works , Right ? ! I've had this account for a while , now . Vivid imagination That's so Hitler I've seen some pretty stupid price checks on basilmarket for rarer / scrolled items , so it's probably not the best idea . ( someone saying a perfect glaive in Scania goes for 800m DAT BUSH . I thought that dot was something on my screen NO . Shame on you Gee thanks . You don't complain about all the homeless drug addicts ! ? As a * child * ? redditor for 7 months . You need more regi stream then . I could never sleep after that . Not a fan of that . Not at all . Your tower is on the desk and your speakers are on the floor . The appropriate reaction to something like that would be this : So they do casual meetups on a regular basis ? Winners don't make excuses What the * fuck * , Reddit ? I thought we agreed to stop posting facts and only post what we * want * to hear ! Goddammit guys , get your shit together and start posting half-truths based on how we feel about things instead of how things actually are . so I figured I would check out her website ... at max capacity . UK doesn't go for Halloween .......... Redditor for 40 minutes . Real men--ahh buck it ... Good one . Well if there ever was a thinly veiled group for pedo's , I would have to think this is it . Grown men who claim to be straight and get together to watch and discuss my little pony I like how you say be gentle as if people would hate on you . Oh awesome man what did you guys talk abo - - Downvote for equating politics with rape . Ass . They are saying Let's get retarded in here ... Mine does ... I just lost it at that last paragraph . Millions spent on research , with bans on tasting , then some Russian journalist grabs a fistful from the petri dish and just fucking eats it Cop with a goatee Did somebody go poopy in their briefs ? ? ? Yeah that's the reason , most definitely 5AM * * in the morning * * o yes i can see why it such a small thing easly forgotten Very witty . Good God . > Ok this guy looks awfully familiar Radeon 4890 as recommended requirements ... in the year 2011 Wait , seriously ? this is a distractive maneuver , you want us to go to bed so you can see how you did in the homework ... Entered though the rear No I don't need an Internet Explorer . Well fuck . This isn't the place to be if you're that easily offended not a good title Aboot time . I have a Garchomp card that's weak to ... normal . I know they have no other choice , but it just makes me Not that David Lynch's Dune had ANYTHING to do with the book other than that there were sandworms . Haha , I would've come this time but my computer has been broken and SOMEONE didn't call me .... Where did it go Well then I wont finish mine until yesterday before you finished yours . and I .. um , I " Technology , like water , permeates every crack . " Still ? That happened to me and I was just like ┻ ━ ┻ ︵ ╰ ( Obviously you didn't see Independence Day . to reiterate : Why would you do that to someone My mom did the same thing with me and our dog . first of all " previous owner " How did your LED monitor break ? TIL you can use / • Attributed to John Lennon . Uh ... your inbox messages . Powerful storytelling ? Thanks homie . Now feast your eyes on Nick Ledesma being informed that he is on reddit . His response ? " Whats reddit ? " Yeah , I think that's what kinda kills it for me . It's almost too big . Diet Dr . Peper ? srsly Dead grandmother ... Adult entertainment ... Grannyfap ... 3 posts in and I just got Belaired . Working for the pro-BPA lobby here . They've got some big plans for the future ! JUST STOP FUCKING WITH US ! The point is moot , we are all the 99 % and can't afford such lounge type material There is an infant in there You can do what you like , but that kind of blatant ridicule for the commonly held beliefs of this forum will go over like a lead balloon here . It would be like making fun of the OWS protests in r / politics ; you just get a lot of That is basically my reaction to what just happened ... That was probably one of the most disgusting things I have seen . increase range on timebomb ? why ? also time warp with a sustain feature ? Wait ... when I unlocked my hybrid , I never got a Pan-Terran decal ... Read this as fisting Why ? I'm at work right now , this means I have to an extra hour because of those damn clocks DUDE - Her court trial was like THREE MONTHS AGO . " came on her " Everybody always forgets Bunnicula . orly , no wai Oh gelbooru Finally decided to ladder ? You're rank 3 diamond I just watched the Matrix last night for some weird reason and you are absolutely right . Well I got it .. The spring is sort of twisted and somehow the floor plate slid up sideways into the magazine . I ended up letting my anger get the better of me and just put the screw driver in the hole and prying the floor plate off . Pretty much destroying it He must be stopped ! This cannot continue ! Playing it via wireless I see what you did there Someone just unsubscribed . Troll : Gets voted out of viewing threshold on YouTube . Screenshot of comment still makes it to front page of Reddit . At first I They are so cute ! Thanks , you just made me want to have another baby . A stuffed dog Geez now I feel like an asshole . I was lurking the game planet page when i saw this Nice costume , but how do you know it's a Mr.Overlord ? … . Yes . Oh come on . Surely you don't think the Civil War was fought over slavery ? Amazing medic leaves heavy to chase spy to last point with needles , and then gets stairstabbed . What about him exactly is Libertarian leaning ? Until you tell them your sole intention is to have sex with them Holy shit , when its eyes turned to look at her Spends 2-5 hours on the computer 5 ' 6 is petite now ? I'm a 5 ' 6 male ... WAIT ! You can't eat those here ..... this is bat country " Is that a movie ? " .... All I'm doing is running a minecraft server on a windows box ( which doubles as my backup server ) and I even get DDOSed occasionally . Not to mention numerous attempts to SSH in to my box and then rand ... That explains why those apples tasted funny First off : You're not eating the right nutella pizza then 99 % is neutral ? I patiently waited for a lady brah to finish her step routine the other day , using the rack to hang on for support . When she finished , she very politely asked , " Do you want me to leave this step for you ? " 95 % correct , though the other 5 % comes from the shady stores that change the expiration date on the day of expiration Wow I just stalked through your entire post history to see why you weren't active in a subreddit anymore , turns out you have 3 llls Oh my god ! Blood clots ! I had no idea . > Did I really just frontpage with this ? ! You're lucky . In Garena HoN , everytime I pick Balphagore and my team loses , they blame me for picking him even though I did better than everyone else in my team . They're all like , " Why'd you pick Balphagore ? He is so useless " Final Fantasy VI . I already told you . Well , at least you're both apes > Thanks for the downvotes on a prediction in a prediction thread guys . Regina is my right hand in los angeles they replaced those old timey car roof lights with ones that fit discreetly under the roof of the police cruiser . now the only way I have to tell if it's a cop are the orange running lights , which happen to look exactly the same as taxi and honda civic You have a rascist dog . Todos estos años y no has aprendido a escribir reddit ? Just th ink that you have no culture This sounds like the behaviour of someone with a mental illness . :/ you sure that wasn't the case ? I suppose if not , dear lord ... No . The thumbnail makes them look like dark maggots ' YOUR ' TIL on the frontpage snakes eat birds while dangling off a bridge in Australia . Oh how I miss those motion mines ! ! ! Yeah , the only reason I want to make money is to pay for college . Glad , im relieved . A question - - how the fuck is Emolga a * * FLYING TYPE * * pokemon , and yet it can't learn Fly ? ! ლ ( That cat what about all the other religious subreddits This is the top rated posting when I log in today ? i know a hipster when i see one Having recently been watching X-Files on Netflix I found this quite funny . All this would be done with a few taps on a keyboard . Fuck everything about this .... Shitty relationship doesn't give you the ok to cheat teenager or not ... This is not how a mint works Ineffectual ? You mean the movement that has spread to hundreds of US cities and 14 or more other countries just within 2 months ? Do you mean the movement that has opened the eyes of more than 200000 people in just the past month , whom have left national banks for credit unions and local banks , and even thousands more left at the thought of it ? Yea , I'd say this whole thing is pretty ineffective . if I knew people were talking about my SA i'd die Looks at username . TIL the signature that could have launched every nuke looks like an illegible scribble LOL ... I'm straight For about a month or two , every time I went to the store , I kept getting hit up by people asking for cash . There were women with kids , kids by themselves , old vets , people * driving around the parking lot in a car * " He was colorblind ... as were his parents , who took in a black foster child " you didn't think " not safe for work " was specifically intended for work ? I felt the same way . I spun toy 3 for a few seconds before I realized the cat was giving me the ultimate " An female " You aren't even in the same category as my fellow 30 year olds . > Using sexual innuendo to objectify a woman who has become an astronaut thanks to her intellect , skills and ( no doubt ) lots of hard work and chutzpa * Neither did you . * Google search ANY album ..... put the word mediafire after it The pig and sheep are all like : Here in germany we do eat bacon from pigs too , usually . But if it was crispy and tasty i'm not sure if i'd care where it'd come from Lost Odyssey had four . Thanks so much , I told him he's just under the influence of a drug and that he needs sleep and food . And that it might be laced . NSFW tag that shit next time bro Damn kids . so she walked in on you yankin it and after she leaves and the awkwardness sets in , you decide to finish ? First world problems . Especially when it was supposed to come off as Stallone , Anyone else notice he said that nickelodeons started in the 18th century ? That certainly does * not * look classy . Could he have failed or had siblings that went to the school . Still creepy as hell Theres 2 starbucks within a mile away from each other in my town . Stealing jokes from Calvin and Hobbes again ? Dammit , they're onto me ! Oh this isn't going to be that bad , she's just gonna lift up he - .... im kidding .. tries it anyways Worked at a Superstore where customers would try and pay for their groceries , see the price for some produce they bought , and claimed the cashier was overpricing it ......... What the hell guys ? - 5 ? He stated his opinion . If you disagree , say why and discuss , don't downvote him to oblivion more like Is it normal for a porcupine to be missing all of its needles ? why didn't we think of this sooner ? JUST ASK THEM ! doh , I feel so stupid now . Who the fuck goes to a death metal concert and yells freebird ? ! ? ! ? Lol , right You keep West Virginia , add Louisville but put Colorado State above Cincinnati .... So I'm at the launch " party " for MW3 at my local GameStop and what do I find ? ? People playing Magic the Gathering . I didnt know people still played that . Slavery quiz asks what ' color ' I am . Obviously wrong subreddit Sounds way too much like Abba ... Redditor for 60 days . We have been watching you . She looks hotter now that she has before ... Hmm I smell something slightly plastic At my leaving party this Friday . As someone was shaving my eyebrow off I literally " Hi Dad " almost ruined it for me . Someone did . How nice of you not to blank out the names Ilia . I'm sure Zack , Mariana and Sterling will appreciate it . Making " real " music . 69 days ... your ...... wife must be ...... quite a looker :) ............ Whore errrrr ... I don't get it I don't know shit about cars . The check engine light came on , so I went to an expert . More fetuses than women ... Every time I've gone to Wendy's That is African wildlife for you , poachers killing rare animals , and pushing them to the verge of extinction for their own need . " Why aren't there more guys like you ? ? " - - But no bacon ....... That stops me from eating there . I am not Trey I'm just kidding , he's alive ... You can clearly see he catches himself with his hands as he flips over . That's called a back handspring . At least be right if you're going to ruin my joke . Doesn't ... everybody ? Kenton is part of Portland . good news for me too , right ? Thanks for the heads up . I didn't even think about it considering it greeted me on facebook I know I'm gonna sound like a dumbass but how did you make that smile face thing . I know how to make With that giant English flag on their chests it's hard to miss Cyanide ponds ? This is brilliant . But what I want to know is , what did they do to my Elite set ? You paedophile umm .. i would too i hope you stub your toe on something hard today ... I'm a skinny girl living in Montreal and I don't think it's ever been cold enough to justify wearing that many pairs of pants , unless you're actually living outside . mordecai has his hand on rigby's head As a Carleton graduate , I recommend you keep a Mine finished decrypting fast .. but now i'm downloading another 5 gigs for it not cool my dad died of cancer ....... ( ╯ What in all the hells is this ? ( / “ There's definitely a sense of anger from people . I just feel a bit sorry for Mowgli now . It's been like he's had to relive it all . " - You mean this one : You know , cause Oblivion didn't stay at $ 30 for nearly 4 years .... Why in God's name would you name your son Perry knowing his last name is Ellis We won't need him if Big Bobby Jenks gets healthy One of the officer's riot shields has an attractive blood stain on it Same . Fucking UPS , didn't even ship it from Massachusetts yet even though it arrived there at 7AM . ~ 720k views on When I'm grandmaster . ~ 6k subscribers But not New Coke . There is no Kingdra This is staged . She did it at nearly all her concerts on her tour . Why innovate when you can litigate ? did he ask what first world countries fought against the US ? He still IS one of the best ... I haven't found one reply that's not sex related > Also ridiculous that those guys are the second highest paid metal band in the world dude , i know a girl like this . She hates hipsters , yet she totally acts and dresses like one Has everyone heard of the free archery training ? While using my ipod a notification pops up : windows defender has detected a virus actual cannibalism All I see are penises . > EA , take note and don't fuck with BioWare . Seriously ? So a 4th show about a new captain in the same time period . Thats what your telling me ? I'm afraid if these puns aren't kept under control , they're going to have to be euthanized Heatran has no business being a legendary . Variable gender Some people ... Exactly . I had this face on the entire time of listening to my mother's logic : Im guilty in some respects . Im done w searching for electronic music . Its too trendy and now people do it because ' everyone else does it ' ... but it doesn't have a cool name I didn't think it was even possible to submit anything within 10 minutes of your last submission ... Wow .. yeah and the bastard starts before the green light what do you mean " Yeah you guys just let them make the laws and control the state . Oh fuck you . Oh Hai ! Great Job censoring the image with MS Paint . The persons name can be clearly read in the text , and I can make out her last name too . Why were you searching for " cum on my dads mustache " WTF at schools doing business with restaurants at all in the first place And by " tryed " I mean tried Oh Jesus , it's like reading a Facebook status from my sister . Apparently typing ' never ever ' is too much work so it's ' neva eva ' instead Hooray ! I want nothing more than to see OU beat Oklahoma State so that the Sooners can go play * another * road game for the mythical national championship that no one really has faith in . Nothing beats playing in front of a majority hostile stadium 60 miles from your opponent's home field . man , i would * * destroy * * those butterfingers right now . look at me ... Its the American viewing populous that doesn't make sense to me Karnell Hatcher didn't bring his A game last year . Someone has to do it .. Oh yeah , she totally makes Faye look normal . No Chrono Cross ? I just jungled a twitch successfully ... hopefully this doesn't catch on unnecessary use of the She is nowhere near socially inept enough to be a redditor ! You have served her badly Don't think this will happen every time . If you piss a girl off she will cut your balls off and torch your car ... so I hear This deserves a Picard facepalm , to say the least . But how would I harvest karma by doing that ? ! Oh , so you're just posting some random stranger's cell phone numbers on the internet ? That's even more innocent . Carry on . At the rate I'm going it's going to take me at least an hour to get through every damn duck link Then they are just untalented and maybe they should watch high elo streams . Or they just buy lessons from Dyrus . " ... some racist , Italian , ... " The only girls we got in my school that do the IT classes just want to use facebook Same here . This is not a problem at all . AHHH the ' clit piece ' looks like it has a mouth ! Wow . Those look great . Why didn't they keep that design instead of ripping off Apple ? > That's not how that joke works . Do u want + 2 martial rare battle gloves and or + 3 ammy ? Offer is free off but if you want to donate , runes always welcome Papyrus .... Uh , dude ... a WINE BAR ? I ... Um ... .... I'd like to know what cut you in there I honestly came here expecting someone to announce that they were born 9 months ago ... I think there are other websites you can visit for that , sicko . What surprises me here is that someone angry at people questioning the validity of an article is getting any upvotes at all I had a cousin who decided to become vegetarian because she " loves animals and omg it's sooo much healthier for you " ... Except she still eats fish and chicken for protein , and her mom made her promise she would still eat steak when her dad grilled it once a week so as not to hurt his feelings . TIL you can win BF3 games with individuality and creativity rather than teamwork and instruction . Yup , all the time .. and nobody else notices this because they're all super stoned but he snags two hits .. one when he gets it and then he distracts them with his story , then he hits it again and passes it ... You thought I was serious ? I just kept on saying to myself : there is no fucking way this place is THIS BIG . Then I walked straight into a giant from my learning , you guys use that word very liberally still shocking to get called it . Very taboo here , Mother fucking ass raper is fine , cunt Cool , thanks for making TOR slow for everyone who has more legitimate uses " checkez bin " There's only one thing you need to know for MLG ............... and that's how Jelly I am as IlluminatedWorld pointed out , we have the board set up wrong . All these years ... OH BOY ! REDDIT WILL HELP ME ! Yes ... It wasn't at all funny ... Why does it still say readers instead of planeswalkers . Farsi and arabic are two different languages although there are a lot of common words between them , the grammar , structure and many other elements are ridiculously different . They certainly occupy r / gaming alright Melodic hardcore ? .... he says as he posts this ON his cakeday . Dear God I wish I could unsee that . I won't be looking at mincemeat the same . I wonder who took the pic Catholic Schools Account created two hours ago ... Hate to tell you dude , but you've got some issues , might want to go see a professional do you know how much it fucking enrages people when they write a ticket the gm doesnt help at all and closes the conversation with something cheesy like " good luck and may your blade never become dull in your adventures mighty dwarf " His kennen rune page names made me instant You know minecraft isn't well optimised too . I can perfectly play DMC 4 , Oblivion and stuff but minecraft just lags like hell Yeah she's a big one . Also , Victoria is more or less in the states . When i go to the beach I get " welcome to the US ! " texts from t-mobile . And I am internationally roaming People write fan fiction for the Simpsons ? Yes . Yes i can Not to mention * Weekly World News * . Your friends buying premi outs or trim if he's paying $ 20 an O I know what you mean , Adolf . I'd have sex with you either way , therefore you win Scumbag skin Hello sailor ! The factory in question was built in the 1960 ' s and renovated over the years in such a poor and " money saving " way , that a lot of things are not monitored correctly , Including the temperature of the returning process water I had a Nephalia Drownyard in a UBw mill-yourself deck . I won a couple games by milling ; one against RGw Werewolves ( he splashed Mikaeus and an Angel ) , and one against UBr mill-yourself ( thankfully he milled past his Lab Maniac both times Did this happen recently ? what doesn't > Dual table flipping cuz you know , the emp nerf and ground upgrades buff are really helping his stargate builds Just hope they dont make lemons .. oh lord if they made lemons of the bible i'd just set myself on fire And he doesn't even attend school I don't know , that description might be acceptable to be used for some ... like people who make it their careers . And at this moment at least 2 other redditors agree upvoted him / her . nearly a downvote every 20 seconds for disrespecting the FOUR ! ? You are the exact opposite of a horse whisper . she sounds like a hypocrite She spelled " there " right ...... Hey guys , my opinion is controversial and an inconvenient truth ! Whatever happened to Katy ? Model View Controller model whoring my penta out i see on a yaris ? Oh I totally agree and .... It took two days for mine to get back to me . I don't know anybody on my side of town that delivers , and I've been sick as a dog . He gets back to me the day that I start feeling pretty fine , and am not desperate for herb . Yes , my mom and I are related . I remember when this song was big , and they played a clip of it on the radio and you had to call in to win so I did , and then I found out I won tickets to Spice Girls , so I sold them for $ 150 .. But anyways back to my story , so when I went to tell my parents that I won on the radio and told them the song they were like The checker was actually memorizing your name for future facebook stalking . > Your username makes me fear your customer service skills . Not saying your skills are bad ? Please don't shit in my vagina . I have an acquaintance who basically said " I AM SO PROUD OF THEM FOR DEPICTING A PRO-LIFE CHARACTER ! " Kids have been special little snowflakes since the 90s , or even before . I think that's why I see so many people in my generation end up living with their parents , smoking pot ... or , in my brother's case , raising his two daughters in my parents ' basement . I think you're right . And it's sad because I am already subscribed to that . Crazy just has a more romantic ring to it , don't you think ? My reaction to you : I feel so distracted now ... " dis , da , luv , 5eva " My pseudo-quote , it was sarcasm . It's referencing the video ... in the OP ... Dat third act INCONCEIVABLE ! i call shenanigans OP gets every comment he makes on his thread upvoted > implying there is something wrong with wearing hightops and acid jeans ... Yeah this is getting on my beehives too . As if any part of the world owes you an explanation if you ask it I can't believe mortar users are invincible . I can't knife them and apparently you can't run them over Skinny dipping in a hotspring in the middle of nowhere at 2AM with two girlfriends and ten strangers . Not part of a balanced breakfast , to say the least . You guys have a curfew ? Why is the image hosted on Facebook ? Ok , I'll get to this right after I finish my hamachi-roe foam " ice cream cone " and my sparrow-foot-flavored smoke . " Seiko ... What the fuck ? " more stupid * 3rd panel is like a vomiting duck . Ok , just downvote . Really wanted to hear some people's opinions but whatever And he means * * ALWAYS * * no matter what ! At first I was like He tells us not to read his comments in order to pique our interests . I see through your plan Hah those are very classy , I love how simple they are . They don't seem that expensive either , but from what I can tell it won't be easy to buy them and get them over to me in Canada You're damn right we are . Least favorite thing I experienced recently was a major MM loss where one teammate kept blaming us for lack of Mia calls because I was calling them over voice chat . But not due to the fact that he couldn't hear me but rather he " doesn't acknowledge voice chat users " . Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Carnival Night , specifically that one barrel $ 1000 tip ? There's a difference between a ' know-it-all ' and knowing that Hitler existed . spacedicks ? really ? I ... What's wrong with your country where this is the case ? * 90 % like it * THE GUY BROUGHT HIS PREGNANT WIFE ? ! ? ! Yes ! At first I thought they worked pretty well , only to later find out they would come back to haunt me when will it die ? If Comcast didn't have a monopoly in my area , I would totally be all over that no paper mario Elementz ... I know that's you ... It's a condo . Closest chimney would be the trash shoot . Working at a deli we must have pissed off this one cunt , because in the bathroom was a bloody tampon thrown against the mirror and fallen into the sink , needless to say I called nose-goes on that one Are you saying the scattergun can't ? Hah , his book at the end . The Dawkins half has a Silverman like expression . And Darwin is I believe a shirt loss is in order I store every piece of armor in a chest for 10 minutes , then place something in by mistake . I go to get it out and accidentally get all of it out yes , it is . And if you are staying in a Marriott , you will not only get the bible , but also the book of mormon . I hated the inverted pee that goes back to you I'm sure the opposite gender would be an appropriate assumption ? So since you're a girl you could take a little boy , hipster guy ( way annoying ) or brute ( Nope ... Now i want to see Wall-E > You seem knowledgeable on the subject of having sexual intercourse with building materials . Yay for this ! Iron Maiden Uhhhh ... Okay . I'll sign this . I wanna see the response . you can't compare those stats because those SEC defenses have to play the mighty SEC rush offenses . She has fur I used to live in Arizona . My dad once jokingly introduced my mother as his favorite wife . Everyone in the room went Camera man is standing between the two targets he is shooting at Bro , I'm pretty sure anyone who frequents the engineer class will have something looking like that . Well , you have my sincere WTF . ... I keep trying to think of how to respond to that . This is all I've come up with : Hello Aaron . Shane is the only one that seems to realize the danger they're in while everyone else is all wishy-washy about everything . A dilapidated barn full of of walkers 100 yards from our camp ? Let's have delusional gramps decide how to handle it . I'm sure you miss ESPN specials on where that years USC team ranks in the greatest teams of all time as well What about Tycho and Gabe ? Aww , he is a cutie ! She came from a litter of six , from what we were told at the shelter . Three short hairs that looked like pitbull mixes , and three long-hairs .. They adopted out the two other long-hairs as cocker mixes ( wtf ? ) but put Maki in with the pitbulls and called her a pitbull because she was brindle . I would agree on most of those points . All except the Ron Artest part . Tis Metta World Peace now Went on Reddit during work It's shit like this japan .... ' Some orchids mimic the female insects , or the smell of rotting meat . " Jesus Christ . I'm more concerned with the fact that you expect your wife / your wife is willing to swallow a mouth load of chunky cum You Sir Are Getting an Up Vote For Lord Of The Rings , and for Your Dog's Reaction ... Me gusta What is behind the dude ? I thought that's what unicode's for - but too bad reddit tells me ' Look at your comment . Look at URL . See no lightbulbs either . Look back at comment . Mexican here : Why doesn't this have more upvotes ? I started crying a little bit . Now there's no way I'm studying for my physics test what are you trying to imply ? At 3pm every day both my wife and I get randy , but by the time we get home from work at 5 it's gone . The last two hours of the day is such a cock blocker . You think five quid a month is bad , I moved to the us where it's 29 $ a month or something ridiculous ... especially since tethering was free where I came from . Always thought it was a basic function of the phone . Boy was I wrong . A couple of days ago , my mom was talking to me about all these issues she has with my dad in their marriage : her suspicions about him and especially how * he doesn't respect her * . I tried to offer her suggestions and * she called me dumb twice * . Definitely going to try this next time my cat's about to do the dribbly head shake on my face At first I went I see a disturbing lack of blood Well i feel some tingling sensation down there whenever i hear some bone-crunching noises . I discovered this while i was playing Mirror's Edge . I somehow enjoyed faith's death . I might become a serial-killer someday . Asshole warden walked by and gave me the I see what you did there . Sorry , we're doing our best . We got the Christian Party down to 2 mandates ( out of 33 . One of the members of another party worded it nicely : * You're more likely to be homosexual , than you are to vote for the Christian Party * ) in the last election , but they still managed to be a part of the new coalition . He did ... I think you mean pre-nup . Seriously ? Have you ever gotten shit for it ? Like harassment ? My dad's a registered sex offender ( I don't know what he did and don't care enough to ask my mom ) and once when I was younger , somebody vandalized our car and left a bunch of rude messages because he was on the list . No ... no not creepy at all .... Is it me or does he have the dissaproving stare Hey ! Quit educating the masses with your intelligence you smart person ! This turned from eccentric to Ah , I see . The OPs post was TL ;D R . But now that I have read it , Larry the cable guy ? My first reaction to you taking those lines out of context was to rage at you for raping the song with a cactus , but after thinking about the lyrics , I realized you only fingered its asshole a little bit , so I'll just give you a stern Siri even gives you escort service locations " So far , I have made it to diamond league with relatively little effort . " I don't think anyone else pointed this out yet so I will , the m in smith laboratory is blocked out ... Sith Laboratory This advice will probably get him arrested the day he starts creepily staring down young children . The ability to suck blood Sadly enough this is 6th grade GT social studies wow .... Not into shorts ? ! It actually looks like the former picture was photoshopped to * make * her look unattractive . So you're encouraging people to AFK ? " brb guys , I gotta get some jumpin jacks in real quick " > feeling my fat bounce around when I run Just looked up the car and the top speed is less than my old Passat on the interstate I guess they stay away from eating farm animal poop . As a proud resident of Pennsylvania ... * * Rub it in the carpet ... don't eat those socks ... Pity party for getting bullied for your HS talents ? Braveness > Faith in humanity * wait no boobs on this page I've run into too many Batman " fans " that refuse to read the comics . I always have the same reaction : Pretty glad I dropped him week 3 this year That made me lol but I hope you don't actually hate her the way a white supremacist would . Looks used No , I think he did it figuratively . You had a 69 with a silly pig Great , now the AT & T customers will get the phone before us Verizon customers . You forgot to grin stupidly while clapping . I don't know man , sure most of the spells are cool but you have to use cloth armor and - - oh . Every time I have said that , they have come back with " God made it so our brains couldn't comprehend his magnificence . " $ 330 for antelope ! HA BER DASH ! Used to play with my boyfriend and then we broke up . > So everyone who's been sexually assaulted is all , " it's cool , I'm used to it " now ? I don't think so . Mile 8 to 9 ... If you paid attention to the rage comic I was playing the role as a stereotypical redditor in the eyes of this OP . I fixed his typo in an asshole manor and then called him an asshole for making it in the first place . Doing good and being smug about it ? hey fuck you im readng though it am now shitting bricks * * NOW * * it will . Way to go man . * * this gives " TWINKIE THE KID " a totally new meaning At first I was all , Same . I love the post ... but it should be a link to the Gerber page ; NOT a picture You should focus on the actual offensive comments ... if there are any . Negro candy is an actual candy and the person holding it up is clearly the poster and , well , one of us negroes showing a classic My most worn key is ... A . Now I look stupid thanks to this elusive & amp ; thing . I am part of the rise , and i laughed at that joke - not encouraging the thought , though I'm not sure you can find daedric weapons . Took me to level 50 just to find daedric arrows I see what you did there Saw a hummer once with LOL MPG Hummer with Gulf colors About 3 or 4 years ago I lent all of my Xbox games to a friend ' cuz ours had broken . He had them for a while , but I didn't give a shit ; I couldn't play them . He IMed me a few weeks before he moved and asked if he could sell the games for some money . I said fuck no , and he immediately responded by saying he already had . I got pissed and he wrote it off as a joke , but I never again saw those games . I'm an Asian girl . What are you trying to say ? Dem two handed swords Holy shit you guys ! You gotta watch Community tonight ! ... there's a hot woman in it My last name is Wood ... So many people ask if I'd name my kid Morning . Well he's not really earning any Karma out of this . But he is taking up bandwidth , perhaps perhaps , maybe we even played in band together at one point ? Holding onto someones foot as someone else tries to pull them up is not productive Awesome grammar there buddy . Yeah , USM got screwed . Christmas eve in Hawaii against a 7-5 team that was # 2 in WAC . complains about a repost and then gives a link to a repost Dell towers ... And is that a blurred out porn pic on her laptop ? Downvote for NSFW link when it is obviously not . You know what the creepiest fucking thing about this is , is that I clicked on this link not knowing of the contents , only to find out that it was a scene from Home Alone 2 , and I shit you not , * * THAT EXACT FUCKING SCENE * * was playing on my tv damn near almost as it started playing on youtube ... I think it was on YTV , but it fucking weirded me out ... * * like this ? 10 paragraphs of ' Bama hard-on and I stopped reading . Did he actuall get to is Sugar Bowl point or did he just keep defending ' Bama and the BCS ? Really ? " Not black people " ... Why man , why ? My brother used to work at Honda and they would always cut the decal so it say I <3 my Ho that is no where near chicago ok you guys , enough about our injured knees . whats important is those guys from hammerfell ? they have curved swords .... * curved swords * As others have said ... fertility has * nothing * to do with the transmission of STD's . Read this as " The perfect pasta water should taste like semen . " Am I the only one who read that as Herpie Cakes ? ... Yeah , everywhere in this thread . oh really ? Peach juice ? I've never trie ... oh wait ... i see what you did there ... thats fucking awesome ! how has she never seen lord of the rings ? maybe cuz my whole family's a bunch of D & D playing geekers ( along with myself of course . lol ) but cmon . its lord of the rings ! u had to have seen it once ! How do the people who organize these elections think they can get away with this . I mean 146 % is not even subtle anymore why should i not trying to catch you ? it's funny , and mean looking Where the heck is Rory ? IS HE BLOODY DEAD AGAIN ? ! Hanging the bananas is VERY wtf . Because of the black guy ? Don't MAKE me look that up to see if it exists Apparently I was known as a terrible roommate to most of my ' friends ' in college because I swore out my Freshman roommate for keeping me up until 6 AM when both my 8 AM and 9 AM classes had tests that day . this picture is older than the internet . So wasn't there a congress man that was going to read all of the names on the list Why can't they sit on stories like this until he's actually the nominee ? ITT gender stereotype reinforcement For some reason I laughed at this ... It's just something that gets to me , we all have our " things . " You don't know many people I've seen look at their phone ( heard someone ask them for the time , or to check themselves ) when they were a g-shock ... that's already * digital * Maybe Washington should have thought about giving local governments fire trucks instead of tanks . But hey , at least the ashes of your home are safe from being destroyed by " terrorists " . don't know if shemale or just fat I have a liberal friend who even though agreed with me Ron Paul would be a good president , admitted he was a stubborn Democrat and will only vote Democrat , and I explained why voting simply based on the letter next to a politician's name is a terrible way to do it but he couldn't answer and just said well all Republicans are bad . And by the way this book is located in the upper room of Honningbrew Meadery ... you know ... in case you want it ... or something ... Yet your username has the word gator in it . Dat thumbnail I already made my point . As a High Elf , I feel driven to fight for the Imperials instead of the Stormcloaks . Even though the Imperials were going to execute me , the Stormcloaks and their supporters are pretty fucking racist against anyone who isn't a Nord , and I'm not down with that . I'm especially not down with how they treat the Dark Elves . Curse the person that originally told me it was pronounced " me me " . I can't unlearn that . You are lucky it wasn't Nickelback Belgium , they touched mine Username : " posted about a minute ago " redditor for 3 days ... Teeth and Poprocks . I second this That's it ! I'm getting a I just literally laughed out loud at work and now everyone in the office is staring at me . You know this isn't obvious at all ..... if you don't follow this up with another one when he finds out i'll be dissapointed I can't reinstall the game because it doesn't exist on my computer .. I literally can't even * find * it to uninstall it , anywhere , but I can run it to the main menu fine ..... System Preferences -> Print & Scan -> left click and hold on your printer while dragging it to your Desktop . Files dragged on top of this shortcut should print . Yes , you're lazy ... double lazy . Showing personal information on the internet .. good one . There are 9 . Real classy . Pricked to Death - 3 I drive stick shift in the US and a few months ago one of my friend's parents looked at me and said " They still make these ? " I agree with vit or end dumping . Either a ton of health or claymore swings that never end . I take it you bought the CE I thought it was normal to get shampoo / massage + haircut for 15-25 . Teenage girls =/ = women . And the video's down due to a copyright claim . YOU TRICKED ME . omg I .... I ... I don't even ..... what is this ..... It's the primary source , the next sentence criticises the source's " methodology " . Morena Baccarin , Jeffery Combs , Clancy Brown ( I should have included him ) , NPH , Henry Rollins , Space Ghost ... Wil Wheaton Reggae and dubstep are not the same thing I'm so gonna kick your ass if WW3 breaks out now . I was really expecting this to finally tie my reader and news together , sign in and even with mountains of data about me it's still a vanilla generic experience . I'm sick of all commercials And it's already on TPB ... i'm not quite sure we're talking about the same " front page " here While masturbating ? Oh .... oh my .... MW3 is almost as broken as Skyrim on PS3 Scumbag , Good Guy , arrow knee , all the things , good sir , onions , hey Reddit , I'll start , trollface.jpg , trolololol , jolly rancher , this , upvote for you , why am I being downvoted ? , nailed it ? , * * I N C E P T I O N * * , 5eva , y u no , challenge accepted , Chuck Testa , M . Night Shyalamaladingdong , now kiss , WIFE HER NOW , DAE * thing that we all do * , anything atheist , Amtrak to Union Station , CTA to ORD / Midway and the reverse . I prefer the train to the bus as there are AC Outlets and I don't need to contort my body to fit in the seats This isn't being brave this is being trashy . some odd feeling made me click to ... Yes .... * Reddit * did this to me . How many rushes in a row ? There are 5 magical girls . We have 6 Gundams . The first one is ... 2GB of RAM ? As a stratergy gammel I hate people blaming fails on " Y u no help ? N00b ! " then proceeds to ragequit This practically turned into an iama amaa ! I'm in high school right now and if I'm late more than 2 seconds , I have to walk to the dean's office and be scrutinized by some creepy guy while I wait in a line for a half hour . If I'm late it's not something I could have avoided , it's ridiculous . Once there was a traffic accident within a half mile from my school . I missed my first 85 minute class because they refused to pardon anyone for being late ... I am entirely serious . * Gremlins . * How do you not ... wait , you're not 13 or something , are you ? I seem to be the accidental champion of this sport . Stupid driveway snow drift . Jesus christ , how romantic ! A fucking food court . He used a very racist term towards the Aboriginals in Australia . A - very - racist term that even most hardcore racists here in America do not even use anymore , and I worked at a gas station that KKK members were my main patrons and they didn't even use it . Soo you're watching scantly dressed kids ? Trying to get Jodie Foster's attention by attempting to assassinate Ronald Reagan So .... You forgot to enable the damn connection ? Not really NSFW , In response to her ex-best friend getting pregnant , she got pregnant with a ( literally ) complete stranger . So that religious nutbag was his imaginary friend eh ? I blame myself for falling behind by a few episodes , but perhaps this title should have a spoiler alert 70 dollar , wooden iphone cases ... This is the first time I've heard beta pronounced bee-ta . Wind walker is in the OP's post That's a little unnecessary Hey I remember you , didn't you pm me the next day after your 1st post saying no one ever came through so you went to bed ? But I look at the thread and your saying how happy your mum will be seeing a half pizza from the night before ? laughed at the title - " With this high speed capability , they can actually SEE the movement of photons of light across a scene or object . " Not sure if the akward moment when your trolling is so advanced that people think you're stupid ... If it's scheduled maintenance someone is getting punched in the nuts . You don't put scheduled maintenance a couple of hours after Back to Karkand is released and during the Euro primetime hours I was referring to the stereotype that you can see a plumbers ass when he normally bends over , but not Mario's ass . I wasn't trying to invoke rule 34 here . Computer was already on the desktop when I got there bro I cannot chamber a round , it doesn't fit ... almost as if there is another case in there already ... I called around different CVS ' one time looking for it myself since it was sold out at a lot of locations . Well , at this one location I politely asked if they knew where else I could find it and the pharmacist / pharm tech was like , " I don't know ? ? ? That is disgusting . " Way to judge . Just maybe because the fb status is a joke ? Ruined childhood , check . ... really ? my thoughts exactly ; it was as if all of my posts were analyzed already . I learned that bastard ruined a perfectly good Tiger Mart . I had a bowl of chili aswell ... Sweet Jesus it looks just like my math teacher I had a similar thought last night ... i was disappointed You can't Rounded to 99p then adding 20 % VAT on top so it's actually £ 2.37 Well , it's not like we have anything worthwhile here at home the money could be used for He drew this on a fake Internet explorer . The Vampire Diaries , really ? Last guild I was in GM said " lol were leaving the server and I will sell the guild in house for 250k " . I don't think anyone bought it so they took hundreds of thousands of gold out of the guild bank , took all the mats , kicked everyone out and left . Good thing we all contributed to mats and guild challenges for gold . And the entire time I thought the punchline was an ebay ad at the bottom of the screen new user , no comment history LOL I got mine a couple days ago . I got home and my boyfriend was like " And Every Year Harper becomes a little more American I love you just the way you are . I needed to find this face ( But isn't having a medic kritz an engy far less useful than him ubering an offensive class ? I'm sorry , the correct answer was 8 ... Woah woah , hang on a second , Wikipedia is shutting down for a day ? But I have a paper due Friday . Your SO looks a lot like mine No we don't Ha ! Good for him . I for one hadn't even worked out the glass houses quote until my teens .. On the subject of prebuilts , I have friends thay think they're cool because they have Alienwares .... I don't get the > Please , please please just SHOOT all enemies if you have the chance . Don't go for the knife kill when I'm getting shot at Thank you so much for clearing that up for me ... Thumb down ME TOO ! ! ! At the vets office Yes , it is the Penis Tree we are speaking of . The common Penis Tree was originally found on Man Island . Now we have learned that the Penis Tree can be found on other islands I grew up and currently live in NY ( Not the city though ) and I listen to country a lot , like pickup trucks , etc and people assume I can't do these things because I'm not from the south And I guess you can make a pretty mean punji steak with a bit of wood . why would lotion have alcohol ? ? Thats exactly what my pitbull-bulldog does . sad thing is if anyone saw a pitbull doing that , they would think i was being attacked . All most th ..... Ah snap Thanks asshole , I just spat out a mouthful of Frosted Flakes and milk at the screen while reading your comment . The movie with the 2010 Oscar ? He didn't think so , either . Considering our new background here ... my only response to the pig kicking is I don't go for the comments . Cause I know some karma whore will post it and it'll make front page . Can someone explain this to me ? You bastard ! MFW non-Gaffers take Wario seriously No ... Yeah , this is why I can't deal with cats ; they'll constantly bug you for attention , and when you finally give it to them you have to be in a state of constant vigilance . Oh , I pet you for three seconds longer than you wanted me to ? Feel free to attempt to rip my arm to shreds > For some reason , from a certain perspective I cannot describe , she looks like a man . Yeah dude , Xanax bars are so safe ... As a native Californian , I don't see the difference . My ex and I had an IUD fail . I'd say a kid is a small side-effect . You must be the c / o then Freeman cut off his Fro Had a giant list , then I saw " Not really looking for instrumentals . " Let's not blame Jesus for the stupid things his followers did OMG . You're taking " back to the roots " very seriously . Upvoate . I'm watching you That was terrible , you should be ashamed . I don't know make on of these faces The Litany Against Fear is also recited in an Earthworm Jim episode . Several of my classmates were talking about it the next day and were confused by the sudden seriousness . I mentioned where it came from , and they called me a nerd faggot Only four people at my school know what Half-Life is . I wanted to join the Thalmor because fuck everyone , but they hate me anyways because I'm dragonborn I get the " faggotcuntnigger " part , but why the hell is " deer " in your username ? DAT EAR ... Lies . It's not quite that bad , it is added onto the " family pack " or something . It isn't * intended * to be a drink for one dude , but I'm sure it happens . You don't leave us much space for asking questions here . All we can do is Seriously , what part of the body are we looking at ? " hey Martin , lets go fuck a donkey ! " Well , it's called Today I Learned not : " Today Here's Some Shit You Already Know About " . are you lying Guess it's been a while ... all ... over myself ... Just saying my like for oh i don't know reddit . Is a reason to be made fun of . My enjoyment for gaming . For swimming . For everything What does the x-axis represent ? There are actors who aren't reliable to show up ? Public opinion ! = evidence I hope she's still talking about skyrim If only they'd get out of that factory more , there'd be more wins Number 11 . Only one player ? * * GUYS , GIRLS , don't downvote just because you disagree . Either respond to jewdai properly or leave the post un-downvoted I did , in fact . I was like , " Mom ! Don't be like other lazy people ! " I guess at least I'm not alone . I've read it twice and two of the others posted in the comments . I seem to be unable to see the funny . I guess this is how some of my friends feel when I show them a C & H or xkcd comic and they just look at me . Thank you , I am now wide awake . It's not the same town . He moved back to Asia . I mailed it to Australia . Excuse me , your Apparently , I will die because I am unable to spell appel Just glanced at the back of my gum packet - 30g Maltitol per 100g . Build the bridge high enough over the lava and it won't burn you ponce I'm sorry , but for those who actually think Yo-Landi is hot ... it's not that much just read it Alright . Shit . We get it . ' good girls ' are always the worst hell to the no . If they're really atheist , why would they give a shit , living or dead ? Who was like , " you know , this overly complicated symbol far better illustrates the non-beliefs of these people as opposed to , I dunno , nothing ? I could see that during the fall when there are tons of horny drunk girls in your city FUCK everything about imagecarry ... i hate the pup up window ... you've played over 2 months of TF2 Thats not where the print screen button is located You invalidate your own points I've had this too ! My doctor told me that I would never have a recurrence , but it came back a year later . Aussie here : they're called Mandarins Doesn't like baking ... Still requires all the same as / possibly even more work than baking ... Instead of oven for 45 minutes , fridge for 2 hours ... I've seen boxers like this in Spencer's for the past 10 years How dare you make fun of his speech impediment ! Not sure if being serious , or just troll ... Ok ... I played french horn in college and found this as a related video while listening to Dmitri Shostakovich - " Waltz No . 2 " . The title says " Amazing Russian Singer . " I did not mock him . Perhaps you don't appreciate tongue and cheek humor . Browsed to comments to state just that ! She clearly doesn't know how good she has it . That bitch probably wanted a crappy movie like ' Sex & amp ; the City ' instead If he was truly Socially Awkward he would have proof read it twice , started sending and canceled halfway through to edit again . I know from experience Your username and eagerness of this request makes me I now regret clicking this ... " the more boundless your vision , the more real you are " Mr Morrish , a retired painter The flab ? Not sure if Like I'd let my boss catch me looking at blowholes at work ? I have no idea ... what's ........... ಠ_ಠ ......... going on either ...... what an odd ಠ_ಠ re .... quest of my wife .... Small town cops think that they are the law . That's no tear . fyi , not sure what you're His bed is bigger than mine Last night my parents were talking about one of my step-cousins who got really upset because one of her classes ( college classes , nevertheless ) talked about evolution . Then she switched her major to Psych . Um , I'm pretty sure Psychology classes are going to talk about Evolution as well . Couldn't agree more ... What the fuck did I just see . Lottery ticket mammary disappoint Today is break-all-the-things-because-it-seemed-like-a-good-time-to-do-it day . Imgur is hosted by godaddy . huh ? Are you implying that I don't have a huge cock and tits ? What the .... FUCK Sounds like something a 9gag member would say That's just about everything you've seen . It's in alphabetical order Definitely a different Mr . Hankey . Just today I saw a Highway Patrol car with them on it . fairly sure i got it first time ... Love to see you using a genuine Apple product Why would you lie to your mom about looking at girls ? My mom would sometimes wake me up in the middle of the night to ask me what time she should wake me up ... Wears hijab ... but drinks alcohol ? clicked link . wish I had different username . My dad and I were like this I feel the same way . I always feel like I have mana issues and that my play is somehow the worst ever ... No extra pay ? Happy 1999 ... There's this invention called * wireless headphones * . Fuck you now I want pho It would've have been an absolutely sweet video if not for a couple of kids that got violent for not getting what they wanted Funny , mine is to continue banging fat girls without anyone tagging me as a chubby chaser . I wonder if you'll find company at the bottom of that bottle Apple earbuds ... Nice ? what can i say ? i am a freak by design . mehhhh . " Maybe if you meet a nice girl , we can go on double-dates " - Grandma , who has better luck with romance than her 19 year old grandson . We had two kinds of crackers this year and one of them ( supposedly the " premium " variety ) didn't have jokes Woah , bro you trolled me max level ! ! How nice of the rival drug cartels to leave a note . Erm , you misspelled stereotypical and Stanford . And all this time I was using Vaseline Damnit r / gaming , seriously this is a top post ? He also has mountains made of toys and candy ... You mean they're not in Spain either ? This image makes me think of the term ' head ' . And I'm not thinking about him sucking my dick . I see what you did there . damn hats I don't trust you ... Man that was fucking disgusting i couldn't even finish watching it This is not for / r / wtf No one , in the history of ever . Congratulations ! It's a ... Seems Legit . Redditor from Portland , Oregon going all " I saw it before it was cool . " How original . > which was really surprising the first time i touched another pair ( of female ones Redditor for 3 hours ? C'mon bro . Most Women I know are like this , they judge me the moment I speak , and I can hear it in your dumbass voices Or ( something ) - core his suit was wet ? yeck I kept putting it off and I've been sitting at prestige 5 , level 80 for awhile now waiting to get it . Last night I had 18 more to go , so I just said fuck all and let myself get killed until I got them . I was still playing drop zone , so there I was sitting towards the top , 3K points a game with that kind of ratio . Don't know if I'm happy to find that I am not the only one who feels this way or very sad that I am not the only one . Life is so great , why can't I enjoy it ? Please don't use " fascist " to describe " totalitarianism " I called the cop ... a poopie headed ninny muggins This novelty account . @nasltv Accepting credit cards ? Probably a few bars of Auld Lang Syne and then into either One More Time or The Time ( Dirty Bit ) . I'd rather play Daft Punk but the Top 40 crowd I'll be playing for would probably respond better to Black Eyed Cheese , unfortunately " The internet will hear about this " ? When you don't put a subject in your sentence Laker fans Oh I have been . That is actually slowing it down for me . That is , until it freezes in the middle of a dragon fight . That really makes me want to smoke . I liked it the whole way , up until the alien part came ... Yes , that's * exactly * what I was suggesting . Thank you for correcting my naïve viewpoint . So I could pull off the What is this faggotry How did he pronounce " The sound of his tires getting destroyed on those rumble strips on the shoulder really bothered me . Probably because I just bought new tires for my car . It was a travesty the Cowboys didn't die . Someone compared him to Stephon Marbury last year , it's coming true Wait ... how many times DID you catch him ? It took me a minute to get that she wasn't talking about me losing my dominant hand but that she was glad not to lose my coordinated hand . Yah , they have the freedom to say it . But , I think Reddit does enforce codes of decorum ? Or , rather , the moderaters do ? I always struggle when it comes to putting up with asshats . Sigh . People fuck in the music rooms ? Lol I read that You have L4D2 . Goofing around ... oh , it's OK then . Not really interested in Duke Nukem Forever ... even if its free Anal Play At least it's not from behind you're such a fag .......... Uuuh , Charles , shouldn't you be busy wrestling that octopus ? I haven't had a math class use degrees in at least 6 years . Seriously . Thousands of karma points and you claim not to be a karma whore ? 2 jokes regarding menses came to me , one right after the other . * * Scratch * * your cock . My name is Blake sorry , this is one of the most ridiculous things i've ever read . unfriend him and move on already Dude , it's worth it for LaunchPad alone . That feature is irreplaceable ... That looks nothing like the Robie House Judging by your name I think you're the reason it is crying In the ratway of Riften for thieves guild , talk to Sapphire and hear her tell her tale of being kidnapped , watched her whole family killed and then taken away as a teen and gang raped by all the bandits . Why ? read this as " finger in mud butt " For the sole purpose of procreation , no less . Nintendo was founded in 1889 . They're considered people ? You ask your Dr . for a once a week prescription for Xanax and then you only take it when you have panic attacks about once a week . So am I to understand that you take the whole bottle ? I read " Nine really unusual * desserts * . " I was disappoint . Also ' de ' when plural IIRC ( Not calling parents is not a good thing . Then put your towel on the equipment Had to check that one out for myself . Anyone who doesn't know the difference between weight and mass should not be writing scientific articles . Dog porn kinda took a minute for the .... it startled me ......... Put some hand lotion on your finger and rub it around the b-hole ring . Why not challenge to fap as much as you can in a year ? That hand ... once you see ... cannot unsee * Are you new to reddit ? Everything gets down voted by someone . I don't know who he is but he hits every one of my posts . I did charades . Sober . The kick from pissing people off in that game is unreal Yes ' Randint ( 1 , 50 ) ' is one of the harder statements for programming . Girlfriend here . Nope , I won't let him do that You better . My ginger does the exact same thing ! Except she knows to push stuff off my desk to create a loud noise to wake me up . She also has a fetish for licking my armpit . Thank you sir . I permalink'd the thread and sent it to my mom , she got a good laugh out of it . Told my brother , he lol'd . Explained to my dad about sharing it and he thanks for that That's so racist . dear god A better question : Why are there no black champions ? leave those turtles alone you egg turtles eaters the imprisoned 3 At least they are being consistent Louis C . K . wears glasses ? I just went to a 3 day LAN party with my boyfriend . The only time we weren't playing video games were to sleep and run small errands . There were two other girls there . All my friends who are girls play video games . Girls who play video games are not a rare species . Beast ... What your reaction I've only ever had one assassin after me . It ended with him dead and me being chased by two dragons , a giant , and a two mammoths That's awesome but ... A mild chuckle from " Tic-Tac-Told " and not Battletolds ? It's 11:35 on january second and not free Why are there such subreddits ... did you really just use " not sure why you're getting downvoted I wonder if he's a dev just fucking around with us or if he escaped from Facebook . Seriously the technical details have been explained and don't need to be disputed with what he thinks is " common sense " and " correlation equals causation " and somehow believing that CS is the same as mammalian physiology ... I must not have been the only one who started looking after a black kid in the dark window behind them That is a big door Looks like meth . A junkie is pissed Dude , you gotta use the You've got to be joking I think I don't understand something . Why would you go out * with a guy * if you were not even interested in him Is this implying that the person will not go to heaven because of his bad works ? At first I Are you sure that's all you'd do , I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II ? Yeah how dare we also feel lonely and isolated . ಠ_ಠ , ಠ_ಠ , and more Clicked username , " registered 2 hours ago " ... Maybe it's just me but I really dislike the 4winds interface . It fails to convey the feeling of a mahjong game , unless you put your tiles on racks " no , but i have been kicking idiots in the face a lot lately ... * * As a non-native speaker I guess " dump " can refer to something else besides ending a relationship . I wonder if anyone in their family was ever killed by this lion ... A friend of mine posted this picture on fb and I know that he doesn't use Reddit , so after some digging in 9gag i saw this posted yesterday . Support Janna with Inifnity Edge Released Today . Uploaded on December 24th . No girlfriend and Forever Alone for 18 years ... then the moment I finally have a girlfriend women suddenly appear doing what they can to nab me and make me disloyal Dude , her father is right there ! So that's where it went . > do you think i actually believe fi is supposed to be a whore ? she has to hold her gunt out of the way Shaking my head , also known as this is also true when it comes to hey , how ya doin ? it's quite annoying when I start to say goo ... and I get cut off cuz they either keep walking , walk away , or talk over me . Aww ... man . The fact that I immediately thought " No way ! " and simultaneously figured out which characters you were referring to probably means that this ought to be pretty obvious and another beloved childhood memory is tarnished . No , I can't be bothered . my mom was in a Apple Store one day , some lady came in stating she found a iPod Shuffle and was wondering if Apple could somehow find it's owner .. the Apple Store guy erased it and told her to keep it ... We love all dogs . Your argument would have been valid if religion kept itself to the domain of metaphysical musings . However , religion actively preaches that its values should be the basis of real world decisions . It shapes the politics and society of today . It has the power to cause enormous real sufferings to real people in the real physical world . I should have expected answers like this . I wonder if they like America .... I thought this shit was finally over . " 5 % of IE traffic still on IE 6 In truth , that's a little terrifying . You didn't read the post did you " IE ( 5 % of IE traffic still on IE 6 sweet ... wait a second ... I see what you did there ... Of black tar . They already knew ! Why does your sister tell you she's pooping ? I reek of icy hot on a daily schedule Yeah . Really saddening . Sindswanneer is er een dislike knop That is not the point , the point is he doesn't like her orgasm sounds . I dont know why people are saying the driver was driving fast , from the way the background is traveling past , looks like he was going 35-40 mph , and he also braked as soon as he saw the stopped cars . At that speed , its definitely possible to brake in time in the snow , that is unless you hit ice that is UNDER the snow . Which is possible when it rains first then snows . Then again , he did say he was driving a little fast ...... Mine went up from $ 330k to $ 495k Yay , Tampa's gonna get an SVU episode Yah and last I knew everyone who did it got their accounts reset . A real man doesn't have a fragile ego Yanno , I had the same thought . I'm sure we're not the only climbers who cringed once those lyrics clicked . Also , I must admit I find it a little funny that Alex Honnold , known for his free-soloing , is on belay Fucking 9gag Daily Mail Made an account just to say nope nope nope . I've been a longtime lurker , like ... 4 years ? ( 2008 was 4 fucking years ago ? jesus christ . ) But it's one of the stories that stuck with me I concur Why has no one replaced the beer with a penis . I am disappoint reddit Yeah I'm not gonna do that I know ... I want to exactly what brand of pills he was taking and his exact regiment . This needs to be an experiment ... FOR SCIENCE ! One thing you will learn about Rutgers is that you will never get into the classes you need / want to get into . Even as a senior , it happened to me for this past fall semester . The movie Whale Rider is a New Zealand Film > It's true , we don't speak English A lighter .. ? Okay , so something completely uneventful happened in your life . Thanks for wasting our time with it . I would have seriously hoped that your real life wife is more important to you than skyrim Was there really a need to quote his post when you were making a reply ? Shipping Price whipping .. Darth Vader is not a sith he is a dark Jedi . A dark Jedi is not the same thing as a sith JEEZ people ! I would kinda mash them together with my hands . I was 5 lbs , born 5 weeks early , and currently I'm 4 ' 11 . Damn . I earned that one . I even double-checked it . The pilgrims ' first winter of 1620-1621 took a grisly toll . so .... much .... * " Adding comments has been disabled for this video . " * Oh , I'm sure , I wouldn't mind having the PSU external on my mini-itx router but in a full ATX case ? The top comment on that video . > Under Armour , at P . F . Changs . Atheist trees Ron Paul Sagan You mean pokemon saliva I'm going third the there are way too many posts with a title of just " ... Hispanic people are white too I knew it ! I think this sounds more like innuendo on the part of the dog . Of all the RB's to leave out , you left out Walter Payton and Jim Brown . Down With Go daddy The Hunger Games , I got this exact one . I then tried again and got this : I suppose Raj did look pretty savage with his diveskin split open , showing off chest hairs thicker then a seal's . " You will share all of your plans and intentions with me before you act , and you will do nothing without my consent . " A game that molests me . Now that would be something . Did you just take a picture of your screen ? You guys are fucking hilarious I saw Peruvians put mayonaise on pizza . > basic stuff ... like NTP . Like this : Starting Squillaci without Mertesacker even making the bench .... The sad part is that almost 1,000 people agree with you He made a bet with Reginaid that The Odd One would end up wearing the trashbag shirt before 2012 for 500k RP Yes , let's compare Christianity to Nazism no one will think we're assholes Oh Gods that drives me crazy as well . Especially when white people are throwing it around . My Rune traps think otherwise . Well played sir , definitely subtle enough for those not in the know . Though I've probably drawn attention to it now Oh yeah ? Then how the hell did the bug where comment karma gets cut off slip through with the last update ? I'm * still * waiting for Detox ... Apparently longer than you since you don't get a joke . Shoulda booked monster truck , damn Happened to me in NYC . Cost me $ 3 for a bootleg Jay-Z CD wait ... driving over the grid or drunk women in heels ? Prosecutor lies in court and wins , has beer with defendants lawyer after work . fuck everything about that picture lol on another note who the hell uses safari Part of me is like " that's pretty sweet " but the other parts like New skins .... I DONT HAVE ANY OF THESE CHAMPS " Oh my God I'm finally going to meet my dream girl Summer Glau ! Better wear my best ' Epic Fail ' t-shirt to impress her ! Your flair says differently . I'm late to work , and I'm reading about people eating their own boogers Anybody who threatens suicide over a breakup does not deserve a relationship Nope , looks like I was just being genuinely stupid because answers I accept was wrong too . Better report you for AFKing since you have more CS than them , more kills than them , built more items than them , and actually talked in game . The true signs of an AFKer I agree with them 4 - I .. I can't look away And they're all fully aware of that . Because Nintendo invented the idea of a laptop like device with a screen replacing the keyboard ? I like how they basically replaced his dodge with more dodge that's more reliable Yes I would like peanut butter cu - - Sir ... Your eyes are red . That's just what my enemy would say Reporting for duty . And i get the bitches in my very own league , League of Teemo i guess that works too ... but riding bus is like So it's still profitable and everyone is screaming " not worth it , not worth it " just as a decoy to prevent it from being nerfed again ? in 2003 ? Not to mention such magic hair is cuttable . It's funny because he murdered Jo Yeates . Oh , great . More reasons to be paranoid . No okay I think you mean " oil extractor " . A friend of mine does just that . I was quite perplexed , and asked her why she didn't just visit Reddit since she can clearly see the reddit comments from Imgur's site . She responded Reddit's interface was simply too boring . That's the point of an AMA . How would that even smoke ? ! ? Haha been there ... When I bought my first brand-new car I took it home and parked it on the street in front of my parent's house . I was so excited to go to work the next day and show off my shiny black sedan ... and when I went outside , I saw that my parent's gardener had mowed the grass next to the car and blew the trimmings all along the passenger side . Like cable " You should've gone to 9GAG.com " I really don't understand how this is internet hate machine material . Is it really impacting your ability to enjoy a phenomenal game because the textures on characters * aren't quite high enough * ? Yes this country obviously needs more unproductive stoners to fix things .... that ginger I have an uncle , and a cousin named Michael Jones In Argentina you can have a plant but only 30cm . of height maximum just .... Or you blink backwards Is a picture of a new born baby with a hardon " child porn " ? I've come to terms that people can't read in our town . We had " 10 items or less " on a big sign on the register and people with full buggies would constantly go through the line . People started getting mad when we told them it was 10 items . " WELL I DON'T SEE A SIGN ! " You mean the one next to your face ? Yeah , me neither . they misspelled your " Entrapment law in the United States does not require police officers to identify themselves as police in the case of a sting or other undercover work . The law is specifically concerned with enticing people to commit crimes they would not have considered in the normal course of events . " I wish I could agree ... It's originally from The Godfather . What part of " without spoilers " did you not understand ? Derp . " After hedgehogs come squirrels . " Felcher and Sons ? . 44 % is how many our population serves currently in our military . Suck it up , buttercup . It's the top comment idiot . human placenta My personal favorite example of this : " Q : What is worse than pulling a shark's tooth ? A : Giving a porcupine a back rub ! " ... maybe cause it's impossible to attack your own minions ? That sounds ... nice " Oh shit , it's people doing their own thing , which is somewhat outside of the norm we're used to . Let's laugh at them , and then go circlejerk to photos of each other dressing up in video game costumes . " Yes , that's it . Laws exist to let you carry deadly weapons just so that you can bandaid over your self-esteem issues . Transport ? Err , what ? I was just wondering if he watched it and got it from there , that's all , so please shut up and quit being a big headed sarcastic asshole , I know not * all * knowledge comes from quiz shows This coming from a user with the reddit handle " coolguy 696969 " ? Why is that subreddit even a thing > Yes .. because that's what I said . We should be run by dictators ... Prostitution is not legal in Clark County , Nevada . Where prostitution is permitted in Nevada , none of the prostitutes are under the age of 18 . No double standard exists . Annulus . I love how it just rolls off the tongue . One does not finish skyrim Worst is mine , didn't officially lose mine till like 21 You're too late dan sinh .. dancing ... hehe ... see what i did there ? ... stop staring .. at me like that [ spoiler ] ( / s " If I wanted to kill someone , I'd do something inconspicuous , like pushing them off a roof . " ) It's the same fucking sound used in Kiev , Ukraine . Ain't nothing spectacular here He spent $ 22k in less than 24hrs , must have bought a car . We can find our porn dude I don't know , the only one I really saw choosing the Giants is Skip Bayless ( ugh You're doing it wrong I remember trying it after watching this video ... 6 years ago A good % of the time I go there I find a dragon . I've had several instances where I had more than 3 corpses of Dragons on campus like shown on your pic Cure , why u no like Canada ? ლ ( You're going to get a lot of people making jokes about something called RES soon . Just a warning . oh god ... yeh , animelover 056 is just a pathetic karamwhore . Led Zeppelin IIII ? Rylai on nunu You can skip the NSFW part , a definite NSFL sign is good .. That are empty you're suppose to block out the names And it was in March they said I own a 10k desk and did it with my cousin I see what you did there . A nice idea , but sadly it doesn't appear to be working yet . My device settings say the battery is 66 % charged . This app says 9 % . Not to mention he was being filmed .. My best friend seriously asked our science teacher " Do sheep shrink when it rains ? " Transsexuals are people too . There was a girl I went to Job Corps with who slept with a mutual acquaintance and then the next day , they both claimed she was pregnant with twins . A week later when she started her period , she went on this " Oh I've miscarried boo hoo poor me " tirade . 2 weeks after that , it was " Oh nevermind , I'm still pregnant . " They were even naming the fake twins after a couple characters from Naruto You're talking about the gender that can get erections from looking at a tree the wrong way . I don't think it's something you can exactly control very well . " How do you open Internet Explorer ? " Yeah , just lean back und watch the news . Edison massacre , housewife got killed using 200 lightbulbs What . I submitted this link 4 hours before this guy in this same subreddit and it got - 1 karma . I know I shouldn't worry too much about karma , but this makes it really hard for me to bring some interesting content to this website . Ohhhh ... I'm one of those people . I'm about to turn 21 and feel at times I dress like a 15 year old . People ask me what grade I'm in and are suprised when I tell them I'm 20 . Pink Floyd ... Maybe if you're playing on the easiest setting not the most difficult . What the fuck did I just read ? I saw this on r / all / , we all think this is my little pony porn You also keep typing " your " instead of " you're " So admins of / r / LGBT are putting involuntary labels on other people ? Not paintbrush , make up brush > There's a lot of rejected petitions to bring back hanging ... wow . Never forget 1990 It's broke , broke , because clearly the best way to censor something is repeat the word before it . Well since as a child my skills was a bit lacking .... I guess OddWorld : Abe's Exoddus .... but then again .... im still trying to beat this game .... " became popular for " ? ? cannot be unseen ... No local anesthesia ? Just stab stab and a swift kick in the cyst Chocolate covered bananas You have no idea . Have you been living under a rock ? These shoes were released February * * last * * year . We are reposting rage comics from facebook now ? Last time I got spaghetti at a restaurant it came with a spoon According to the other comments here , he was so mad that he chose promote / revive Twitch and trolled them in the game ... the black kid is going : Ha , I had to learn this the hard way . First time trying out C , I did exactly that and wondered why my computer puked all sorts of symbol crap into my code . OH ! Pla-No-Games .... " Plano " ... I just got it . US standard ? You're right . Listen to what Romney said about NDAA . Vote Obamney 2012 Aw . I was too goody-goody to pass notes during class . Though I do remember my first boyfriend would give me notes between classes . I still have them and cherish them ! ( Even the break-up note . You realize he can't control how many Pokemon are green , right ? I waited eight days for a reply to my item restore ticket , only to be told to sumit a new ticket . " I don't like chicken . That response would be totally valid if they BOUNCED the transactions that lacked funding . But they don't . They make ( or made ) more money by charging you as many fees as possible , so they let all the transactions go through and leave you with a large negative balance . As a convenience . me too " So do her brother and * * DAD * * " People are selfish because they want a company to make a game so that they can give that company money in return for it , which would most likely make that company a ton of money ? Yeah ... how selfish of them . I once called Samsung to get my monitor replaced under warranty when it arrived DOA . Tech guy on the other end says , " Well is it plugged into a computer tower ? You know these aren't like TVs or anything . " Mid-Feb is a good bet . I can think of several Valentines days where there had been snow on the ground at that time . The snowpocalypse was in mid March last year , that was pretty late to have snow , much less THAT MUCH . Linking to Wikipedia , during the blackout . I see what you did there I very rarely ask for help on ' official ' forums , you generally get a response like that . For example , Skyrim kept trying to download off Steam instead of installing via DVD , and the response I got from Steam Forums was ' Make sure you have the latest video drivers ' Talk about fetish of the year . At least this guy didn't get too excited . Plate win ! Parking fail . Bi , but thanks for asking ... ? I like-a you ! A doormat . He was trolling me . By this logic , gays are better off surviving oppressed and miserable than dying off in blissful tolerance . From the UK , and was shocked to learn RTE advertise AND are publicly funded . but they don't ... woooo Geelong pride I got my first email from them suspiciously after I unsubscribed from usa ammo's distribution list * That * is the era we live in It's an unintentional parody . the other week my and I boyfriend bought one piece grand battle . He put the game in and it started playing the one piece rap and he goes " WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ! ? Well geez just shit on my parade Debbie downer . Why .... do you have this knowledge ? ? ? My parents got divorced four years ago . This fall , my mom sued my dad for $ 700 the week after he got home from a month-long hospitalization . Why ? She hadn't taken my sister shopping for college supplies , and my sister was nearly having panic attacks about it , so my dad took her and deducted the ~ $ 700 from the child support he paid . Apparently the judge gave the old How about freedom from paying for your entitlements ... food stamps , college grants , abortions , health care , and on and on .... Wowowow . What does Actually it's " I COULD care less . " My fifth grade teacher told me " cant " is not a word ... So we took it out back and buried it My face after reading that : I did as well . And the fucking courier gave me the note inside of Blackreach they looks You think half-life complete was a waste ? They've done 2 full-frame and one weird frame land in the last 18 years , why would they be doing more of those soon ? Chuck Testa : Yeah , one of them was talking sth like : " I understand , first Doran's for some hp . But I thought he's going to build AP later " . come on Harry ..... Rotten cock . I guess I'm just too lazy and typical to post on reddit . The second one isn't even for fast food Excuse me ? I read a post under my account , and then satirized it under my account . I only have the one . And make sure to pry the side plate off with a screwdriver over a oriental rug while only using a desk lamp . oh God .. lets try and forget about that one ... Carny Folk ... Buy . With . Bitcoins . Not sure if serious No no , they can't legally drink until their kids are 8 years old . Because nothing is sexier then watching a bunch of other dudes pounding the girl you like and covering her or filling her with their jizz . You'll never hear anyone say " Jeet yet ? " outside of SE Pennsylvania . Though those strange Pittsburghers love to say " Jeet jet " But that's exactly what's implied , isn't it ? The whole thing is a filtering system , there's a centrifuge and other filtery looking stuff , so why would you ... Wait . Kidneys filter blood , not urine . This does not make sense * * It's been said before ... * * I wish I had never read this . I got all excited and was steps away from ordering one of these for 50 % off and then I found out that they will not ship to Canada through that site Someone granularized napalm and turned it into a camping supply Thibs as the players go to the bench : " SIT DOWN ! Just wait until he gets to the Water Temple . what .... I ... I thought .... but ... > But why aren't there more women on reddit ? Oh , never mind > Countdown to the Hipster overflow started One hitting enemies by hitting their shoelace I do I don't get it I'm not going to install it until i get the OK form a mod . i don't wanna get banned Before I clicked , I was all ready to downvote because I thought this was a very slowpoke post about the blackout . ' Crisps ' an unnecessarily clumsy word Still needs two gas pumps He is ... your not . This post is getting old He said it himself . He wasn't even attracted to people of his own ethnicity until now . Surely one's sexual preference doesn't make them racist against their own race . What's wrong with people not being attracted to people of a specific ethnicity ? Does it * have * to be racism ? I just can't wrap my head around people who go around guilt tripping others who don't find them attractive . Is that the human centipede on the back of that paper ? Using Sprint w / iPhone It also has a very high rate of sexual assault , as do the other military academies . It's how some men believe women should feel about their semen . " Mmm , just like icecream " . I love football What is this magicry ლ ( Wow , this is like a catalog of everything the cult-camp I endured for six months preached , advocated for , or bought . Nothing's viable unless it's played in a tourney and they're dominating Just ... tilt the can ... " The stem is erect in young plants , but becomes creeping or trailing with age " Sorry , I read that as ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Awesome video ! And who ever left that first comment on the video page is a complete asshat .... Tasteless ? How can something taste like something that is tasteless ? My sister was looking to get a puppy and I emailed her a photo of a basset hound from the pound and she said she didn't want him because he looked like a slob . You still enjoyed it even though it wasn't the nun you were having sex with ? If they can change teemo's mushrooms in every other skin .. I think they can . I completely agree . Unfortunately a huge percentage of Republicans have no interest in philosophy or anything substantive . I can't believe how many people I've talked to who feel like Newt is the best candidate because he went off on CNN and he's good at making snide one-liners about Obama Wish this worked irl . Sunglasses for around the house , real glasses when leaving the house . Less time spent getting every . little . effing . smudge . off my prescription pair . Was about to down vote , but then noticed your name Everyone in the party is also furry , fine so far , but they find it hilarious to rape goblins to death with animal companions , not to mention each other when they get into fights According to the generally negative responses to your post , Reddit's sarcasm-detector is having a bad day . It's the fact it's a light gun game worth $ 3 at best , and you can't play light gun games on non-tube TVs . Hence the im sure that there shouldn't be this much meaning put on a simple phrase Says something about the TSA's education level requirements . Nude gamer is not amused I thought they tasted a little weird but then again they did turn out to be out of date succeed or secede ? " Help give the world Morning Head " Oh ... Comes out of the shower with just a towel on and proceeds to go to the corner of the room and stares at my roommate or me while we are busy on our computers ( yet able to see him in our peripheral vision ) for a good five seconds before proceeding to drop his towel , exposing himself butt-naked for another five seconds as he gingerly puts on his boxers . Upvote because I'm a Dane Why does Videos have an apostrophe ? There's a kid under the tires . " What food do * foreigners * ... " " I've always wondered what * Europeans * ... " if it pees sitting down its crazy . Seems like it would kill them quicker based on that diet I don't like you . I bet the girlfriend isn't real either Haha strangest purchase ever photo shop .... I was on the phone with Comcast tech support , trying to get my CableCard working with my computer . I offered to give her the card's MAC address , and she said , " No this is different from a Mac computer " and then promptly transferred me to the next level of tech support . He makes my parents ' combined annual income in less than 24 hours . For * what * , exactly ? Same issue here , Jungeling Riven doing good for mid / early game building AD bruiser heavy . Team kept doing stupid initiations following our Leona who desperatly pleaded that I need to go tanky because AD riven is bad and I'm jungle so I need to build 100 % tank I was really expecting that to say something dirty that'd lead to awesome sex friend ? Balls of steel ! This is ... surprisingly human . Anyone else see a Okay , either you are hardcore trolling or you're replying to the wrong post . Ha . Ha . Ha ... I see what you did there ಠ_ಠ ... you talkin to me .... ? " It's time you accepted this . " FUCK YOU , DOCTOR ! Redditor for 12 minutes . ಠ_ಠ Don't know if I got down-voted because people thought I was being sarcastic or that fact that I wasn't . wait , what the Fuck ? That's some cunning logic they've got there .. David Backes won't be picked last ... oh wait . ~ puredemo , an IAMA-mod submitted the picture to / r / pics . So I think you just want more pictures of her So you're * that guy * on the bus > I'd much rather be shot with my own pepper spray than a bullet The wet one You can't be that broke ... costs less than $ 25 . why is Nickelback on my front page You best keep that Communist talk to yourself . This here's an American website . I see there's an actual urethra hole . racist trolls on reddit " Hairpin turn " ... Well i doubt that , but 2-3 heroes every week would be nice . It's about time for them to speed up , with this tempo they will have all heroes in decemer 2012 Why did I look in the side mirror ? how in the fucking fuck I tilted the screen back ..... and it pushed a load of crap off the back of my desk ... Copy and paste ! " This is where I do my reddit , and shit . " A false attribution on a photoshopped image Erase it from the history books , I command it . It's wrong . ಠ_ಠ and any links to the clip ? You make Reddit sound like Facebook . You're happy that your favorite Power Ranger was bullied mercilessly for being gay ? I have so been stuck in the brozone , multiple times . portable incinerator If I don't put a capital letter , the word doesn't count right ? Southern Illinois University Carbondale Aviation is better ... I'm sorry , what . The water is moving you painted your door but not once did you ever change that rug Damn it ! I lol'd and then Which is exactly what I said . I appreciate your fondness of Carl Sagan . He was perhaps the greatest ent of the 20th century , but as a re-post Nazi , I must tell you Aw no ! Here , have these for now and I'll buy you a full reddit reader soon ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Guys seriously , Wow jeeze you guys need to chill . It's ok I get it , I'll never post something like that on this subreddit again Can't tell through all the hair I domt know what that is , but i gave you upvote ! I hate you so much I'll be sure to try it when I get one next year I have a shower head like that , and it doesn't hurt at all It's OK . Any of them can bare my child . Also I'm drunk The top comment on the video Son , your mother wants to know where her wooden spoon went . I hope those ladies get paid well . I didn't say you * should * respect them , just giving a reason why people would value their opinion on certain subjects . as to everything else after the first sentence ... Slow down there , we just want to discipline the kid , not axe murder them I only play Call of Duty 3 In my head , I imagine ' careless whisper ' playing in the background ... Your grammar . Gabe's expression : As an American , I apologize for this stupid fuck's behavior . i was thinking the same thing That tuna is brown . That's the point ... and again , the pubic hair ... Your sarcasm does not amuse me You're really going troll over a missing space on the internet ? Or was I suppose to use ' an ' ? Either way , Read the comment thread on the noob link ... 50 min show about mass effect and diablo 3 .. * only talk about diablo 3 briefly during last 5 mins * Atheism literally means the theory or belief that god does not exist . AKA you worship no being , believe in no higher being , etc . Apparently lack of religion is a religion now John Landis Even the reposts on reddit are a repost from reddit . I see . Cause the implication of ladies and boners as one word didn't help ? Your sense of humor sucks dear sir and / or madame . Cqb maps ? Well ...... you can't blame her completely for holding THE CHAINSAW TEETH and also her FINGER BEING ON THE TRIGGER .... she is a female after all .... now now before you get all gung-ho on yelling that women shoot guns too it is statistically proven that , while females as a hole have a better accuracy ratio , more women don't like guns and have never hold them when compaired to men . that being said ... Referring to the part you were That actually happened to a friend of mine in high school . She had a crush on a mutual friend of ours in middle school and they dated for a bit , he then broke up with her and never went back to dating anyone , then our Junior year of high school he came out as gay . She also had a crush on me and was a bit psycho and because I wasn't interested in her she became convinced it was because all of the men she liked were gay . Sorry , Actual Quote : " Sorry , I just don't really wanna go out with anybody for a while . " Well ... " You have to eat more food " I really hope people like you aren't present at the Guild Wars 2 internal design meetings . " That isn't a valid complaint . They'll enjoy it regardless . " you guys upvoted a fucking backpack ? Too soon I make it at least 2.1 ! At the end of my billing cycle .. " original " ... Just a bunch of people online sharing stories about how dumb people they know are and that none of them tried to teach or respect them for ther different beliefs . Those shoes i hope you didn't name your cat " Kevin " 3:30 for me " Oh I can get this done in 30 minutes ... * 2 hours later * It's never too nerdy Upvote , porque que mamada que porque no quieras tener celular te est én downvoteando . Para eso no es el abajovoto ! She's probably a slut . Only sluts think " Oh I'm going out tonight , better DECORATE MY VAG " This really cannot be a secret to anyone Many broadcast stations still only except tape deliverables ( I'm looking at you , CNBC and yet your alt reddit is a community . lurkers are leechers These people will breed . And they will pass this ignorance along to their children . If you look even closer , you'll see the man streaking in the background I'm not sure I understand the rules You are bad and you should feel bad Why would you openly admit over the phone to being in the middle of intercourse ? visit / r clopclop some time , you will know why these people are more than willing to pay . Berlin is not a nation . * * pro boner > Ah yes , it cites amongst other things " YouTube.com " as a source . y u no like trees , Markham Well , not if you're a complete cock to them . She's 12 and I don't swing that way but thanks for the advice … i like the part where you assume that everyone on reddit is from the u . s . So they hired only one dude ... against the hivemind ... Seems legit But origin is the future ! ! * Only * $ 18k ? The fuck ... that is more than I make in a year ... wait a minute At first I was all Just like in real life , wandering around Minecraft in the dark is a sure way to fall victim to demons . > " * Hey hey , crosses are for slow deaths , not fast fiery ones . I give it 3 weeks and this photo will become a wall post on facebook shared by hundreds of thousands with some caption like : " Who remembers this amazen show ? ! ? ! ! ? , if you where alive / a fetish / existed while this was on and YOU DONT SHARE IT You had a Shitty childhood " ... You reposted my repost of their comments in the same comment section of one thread . Are you Xzibit ? I don't think you understand that Aleen maar omdat je nederlands bent ? No matter what your opinions are ... it's a little unsettling to see people commenting on how eager they would be for another Falklands I'm really confused how you manage to hit F10 , F11 etc while pvping . So did this happen last night .. ? Or a few months ago .. ? Embarrassing fact about 18yo me ( 1994 ) - I kissed a girl for the first time and them wound up going down on her within 30 minutes of said first kiss . Not knowing WTF I was doing I remembered an old Sam Kinison bit . I then proceeded to lick the alphabet on this poor girl's pussy . yea let's just hope he comes up with something more creative than jumping over a car DONT LISTEN TO HIM HE IS A BANANA ! ! ! I'd tell you , but then I'd have to euthanize you too . Stop it . Kinda like how CoD : MW2 is still $ 90 with $ 30 of DLC on Steam . Some head office marketing morons just don't understand that these things devalue with time ... and subsequent franchise releases someone got payed to do this ... Inconceivable ! Males on the internet don't get any ! Except it's not a joke , mo Cause we all know baby shit is SFW ....... " We have yet to fire the atomic bomb .. " You're part of the new cleaning staff , aren't you . I like that tactic . After reading over the list of " suspicious " activity I am a bit disturbed because I do at least half of those things People smoke weed on video chats , not because they're dumb , because * no one cares * . Have fun submitting your video to the cyberpolice I used to go to these things all the time . Your not missing much . Just the drugs where cheep and good back then . Don't do drugs I love you trolly bastards . Nickelodeon Universe ? For your 22nd birthday ? WookieE . It even says it right there So uh ... Mario has a camel toe ... Best possible start but it has to be true ! a REDDITOR said it was a true story ! ! This seems a bit sketchy to me So you're asking me to choose between 5 hours of work or less than 5 hours of work ? - empty 40oz full of gasoline > Way to perpetuate the " only wants to fuck " stereotype . I'm busy Dat dubbing There is a guy humping in the backround . Notice the sideways jeans boner . when i saw it i litarrly did a He ... sorta looks like mudkip " You are so pretty I just want to cut off your face and wear it like a mask " It's not a Belgrade , it's Sarajevo Bosnia I live there Canada is a State ? ? ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ R u fuking kidding me Why is this being down voted ... Dat watermark > Her parents will * " boobs or i move him closer " * ... I laughed ... so I upvoted , but i saw the baby on the couch , she would prefer that lesser breeders kill " undesirable " pups because otherwise the temptation to sell to dog fighters ( think : Michael Vick ) might be too high . On the associated wikipedia page , they note : & gt ; " Ridgeless puppies shall be culled at birth , " the Club points to the cold tap .. 1 . Turn on the side of his face ( your left ) with your practice :) . Thanks anyways , Natalie ! :) . According to the link I see by hovering over it , it's older than the Internet ! and it's not WTF in any way Nice try account age 3 hours ! carnivorous sex Well , that's ooone way to get friendzoned horribly . First , OP Username : Boobs - they're a political entity now , too . American eat McDonald . You're not alone ... Man Goo ? Reread the title SO .. I see that you exist . Pray to your god we never meet . Apparently the majority of reddit is okay with this . She lives in Kuwait so im pretty fuckin ' sure its brave mothafuckin ' purr purr baby ! ( Ok i don't know why i wrote that last sentence But how are they courageous unless they willingly contract the disease ? All the answers in this thread are just examples of the OP's original question Apparently you did not read the article . How does pound cake count ? thats like me saying cookies disgust a lot of folks ...... " Very low to Unplayable " When I was 16 , this girl snuck out of her parents house at night where I picked her up with my truck . She gets in and says , " Jesus is the reason for the season ! " I was like yeah i have this ! I hate orange . I can stand it or even like it when it's in few different shades and combined with pinks , yellows , and / or reds , or if it's light tangerine orange , but some darker shades of orange just make me ಠ_ಠ - especially when i see it on people , or even worse - when people paint their walls orange . I JUST DON'T GET IT , why would anyone want to have their walls orange ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Thats what happend to me . I have the ps3 version , but with 92 hours of game it became unplayable . So i bought the steam version , but my pc cant handle it . Now im buying a new pc ! there's a reason he ends with I was very hot . I apologize for the male gender ... some of these comments ... But they put tape on the straw , so it's ok ... That because I work with computers I am a sweaty overweight dude that faps to hentai . Of course , there is nothing more scientific than a telephone survey I put it in like 3 subreddits What kind of computer do you have ? Sonic is a protector of innocent creatures Those eyes ...... it like its looking at my very soul Why was posted on r / drifting That would explain the diabetes get out immediately thank you . definitely all of the information needed with that comment . Why would you tatto the middle of your ch ... I feel you bro . Though if I recall correctly , I just made a break for it and that worked just as well . After the fact , I found out what I was * supposed * to do I read that as , " Panties for hosting " The T - 54 nearly died from that drop at ~ 0:25 ? I have no idea what you're talking about . I think we're allergic to Kansas . Fuck no . I have an intense fear of puking , so doing something that even has a small chance of making me vomit uncontrollably is out of the question . I'm so glad i didn't go to highschool with you Daily Mail Why bother going outside ? I guess you hunt animals for skin to build the tent with ? thats a guarenteed contract , my family calls it my ballet class This happened to me with English writing test , pretty straight forward formal letter but still got shit mark for it I just tried to order 5 sets to Canada , and the price changed from $ 19.99 to $ 24.99 as soon as I was redirected to PayPal . The current exchange rate is 1 CAD = 1.0049 USD fluent English my ass cruising / r / wtf not expecting NSFW A furby for me eighth birthday Yea , I just walked on by but not without giving this look : You people ? You'll feel fine , just go watch another one ... I recognized the couch before it fully loaded . So she had a 26 foot long rope up her butt ? all fun and games until they get out the nails and scotch tape I made it myself It's not a laser sword Islam is a religion of peace . Stop being so creepy So submitter can look at all the Justin Bieber photos that he wants , but * this * is creepy ! ? You're not supposed to talk about Fight Club you fucking slut Ohh much better .... I haven't got to the episode yet . I'm only halfway through the first series . It's alright you can shoot me with your looks of disaprooval . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ರ ೃ ಥ_ಥ ఠ_ఠ ﴾ ͡ ๏ ̯ ͡ ๏ ﴿ ๏ _ ๏ ಠ ▃ ಠ ( • ‿ • ) Ծ_Ծ ¯ \ ( ° _o ) / ¯ ╚ ( • ⌂ • ) ╝ t ( - _ - t ) t ( ツ ) _ / ¯ ◔ _ ◔ ლ ( WHY . * wife roflmaoing behind me * VERY OFFENDED . LOL HAHAH LOL ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wow you are some sort of super villan master minding this ... no doubt this will end the world as we know it ... aaand possibly suck two unsuspecting italian plumbers into a distant and horrifying universe ... im onto you King Koopa I didn't say I did it * before * everyone else , just been doing it for a long time . I think you mean all of Indiana Who the hell really uses lotion ? If you're old enough to go to the store on your own , do yourself a favor and buy a bottle of real lube . " if " , " The content owner has not made this video available on mobile . " No love for any linux distro ? At all ? But it's not child pornography . I don't want to talk about mine ..... Using the milk face does not imply peripheral vision . Not sure if lies , or just fail face-rotating . Can't find anything on Amazon that's prime eligible without having to spend $ 30 . Being in Hawaii , shipping will easily cost as much as the notebooks Want sit on my lap ? We can talk about the first thing that pops up . There the same color ... Oh sorry . You want to argue about semantics . You sir , [ are an asshole No thank you ... VaginalKnives ? * Ironic disapproval noted ... * Or nothing at all Yeah . Hilarious . I think after the show Big Bang Theory got popular , these little wannabe nerdlings are growing in numbers . It's good to learn cool things and become a nerd but to start screaming twilight and pretending to be a nerd is irritating as hell . DAFAQ IS THIS ? [ 10 ] ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I clicked expecting instructions or a link to instructions . the fuck ? From the looks of it , everyone who said " no " bluntly with good reason was upvoted into oblivion , and everyone who said " yes " bluntly with good reason was completely ignored . I'm glad we have this list because it's a real problem with all those incomplete jQuery scripts littering the web . HE is the nut ? First server I was linked to was Nighteam . I live in Denville Really ? You're going to give in to somethingawful ? A site that commands less respect than 4chan ? For shame reddit , for shame . Your're screwed ... They gave her hair Curiosity killed the cat's innocence ... If a whale could say read that as my " yellow lab partner . " " si quieres hacer dinero , te recomiendo evitar las ciencias " And holding a knife to someone's throat , that's not reprehensible ? What have you been up to ( I'm am ) my roommate won't stop showing them to me The F - 86 didn't enter service until 1949 , Chuck Yeager's record breaking X - 1 flight was in 1947 ........ I think you mean John Wilkes Booth ... At first I was in shock that she pulled her pants down , and then I saw the dollar bills Proper grammar is always worth the downvotes . Why even change Christian Bale's face ? It's practically the same as Yao's ..... I never did .... I want that feeling back too It's what Whitney would have wanted , I'm sure ... Yeah , but by then , 4K will be the gold standard , and it won't hold that much . Why would he get married ? Blue is checking her out I said ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yes it is , but the valuables we left were hidden . Sorry , I was not aware that you take everything of any value with you whenever you leave your vehicle , the vehicle included . I hate doing lino cuts , i jab my finger almost every time I'm looking at you Firefox Sounds to me like her daughter was just talking shit . this is what makes you badass . well played , sir . creo que deber ías ver a un doctor Yes , but on a female . I'm sure that will be very romantic for her Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr ? Oh god no . " ' Gonna make stuff up , ' that guy's a riot ! You just gotta trust the system , trust the process . " There was one person I was talking to once who told me " I hope you have fun getting sick from the parasites and chemicals on your fruits . " Who the fuck breaks up on valentines day ? What a bitch . > I sang " Uncle Fucker " daily * * in 5th grade * * . do want dumbass look at what BullshitCorresctions Wrote on his first post , " Taunt being an AOE nuke is incredibly strong as well " . I have not tried Shen yet and don't know where he stands now . There is a reason why used this emoticon Mutant daughter / son rape is no joke . Inglorious Bastards , sucker punch , Abraham Lincoln vampire slayer , nazi's from the moon . no everything comes from 9gag The tech didn't backup the running-config and put it in the new router At first I was like Yes , that was the problem with it . " I have four nipples " I can't be the only one to have noticed the human skull in the last picture God dammit . I don't know why I didn't think of just sitting the TV some something to raise it up slightly . reeeeeealy long vaginas ? Can Milan now just don't show up for the game at Emirates and lose 3-0 and win 4-3 on aggregate ? " I was 17 " , " my 15 year old girlfriend " , " previous boyfriend had taken the ( nude ) picture " ...... " Wait , how is this bad ? Oh ... " Cats aren't that strong , they're just fast and agile . If you lay on top of one or disable the legs , it's not going anywhere . ( I said " disable " . Not break or remove . Thanks for the spoiler thumbnail What the hell is knee-armor ? Jesus Christ , I should just stick to lurking . You are saying someone else posted my honeymoon pictures before me ? Before I clicked I thought it was an actual place ... Yes , by all means , redirect OP to a subreddit with 2 ( that's * two * ) subscribers , and no posts except a " Comment Face Test " post .. the reply is usually " No , this is clearly to help the woman make a well-informed decision . It is for her health . My gpa is over when these come out Embryonic cryogenics still had a way to go . Your parents did the best they could with the available technology ! WTF did you just make me download I'm from Manchester Logic is a bit weak with you . It stays . ( This was posted yesterday . At least wait a week or so ... That wasn't expressed in his post and mail lists change , It could of happened anytime for all I know . Yeah , it's such a shame you can't play PC games on a 50 inch TV . WAIT A SECOND How dare you challenge the nipple play This must be in Bronze league . Look at those resources I really liked the part where you made Massachusetts , New Hampshire and Vermont one state . They're not naked . No . Busted ! LoTR : Return Of The King . My life is going to be one hell of a long life . You just reminded me of my ex that's into water sports . no switcharoo yet ? it's ok ... I'll wait Children don't count . i have nothing aginst the actor but i cant stand his lisp " bewwi gwibgi " Next we'll see a comic stating that apples are apple tree ovaries How else are you going to get the suppression medal ? And I'm glad I'm on PC too . Last thing I need is getting voice messages from 12 year olds asking if I actually have boobs . Make up your mind , little she-human ! Yep , that snapping sound I saw that he was applying a couple days ago . Horrible idea When thinks suck go , we miss it But ... I just finished the demo on PC and I am very happy with how it runs . They seemed to have fixed the problems I had with random framerate drops in game and during cutscenes from ME2 . The prerendered cutscenes in the demo looked really bad though . The blurry clothes in close ups are still there though Can't tell if trolling or serious There is also a magical subreddit called / r / gaming for general gaming posts , last I checked Pok émon was a game . What did I just hear ? this isnt actually a rage comic Thank you person with suspicions username . > ( I feel like an imbecile right now Yah how dare they rip off Sim Tower ! Wait ... " tranquil walk of peace x1 " I know it's not your AMA but ... Why did you watch that part in particular in slow motion . . . , l , , ( Dehumanizing the enemy does wonders , too . Oh , wait , that tactic sounds familiar As a future terrorist I thank you for easy access research . Empire and Crescendo . Catch all of enemies ? One sided teamfight I feel your pain . Mine hit my mouth and made my front teeth numb . Lied to the gf , said I was OK I realized today that I have acquired a complete phobia of whistling teapots after watching School Days . Those things are so damned ominous ... That made my left nipple go hard , but my right nipple stayed the same for some reason ... What i gathered from this is , somewhere there is a house with an electrical instalation that won't work through the night if theres a shortage You do realize it isn't illegal to jailbreak iPhones anymore ? YouTube is leaking . ... not for free . I've seen this posted before though Hard to believe that guy fucked up our economy so bad ! I got the sexy pink ones . Tell me more about slavery , niggertown . ... I paid money for this . I gave this an up vote cuz that was just funny AF and troll to the max but that is seriously not cool 200 reviews , you wonder how mich money they made off this " What a fantastic specimen of nature . Let's kill it ! " What is the source ? When I first saw the title I was like And now I know the exact size and outline of Drogba's dick So you sit in that cabinet all day ? That 14 YO deadlifts 1½ what I do . Oh shit . I find this so horrifying . People can call it whatever they want , but people will I am at work right the fuck now . Except it isn't a " poor me " post ... It doesn't We already did . Use of corn as a fuel made food prices spike . It's not to candy that is banned , it's the toy inside . Damn cracker jacks had to change their toy to meet with USA laws . I hate them now , the toys . I wish I could say " I see what you did there " but you didn't do anything to see there Literally ? I had one pull me over on my way to class one day for going 2 over ... and if i remember right it down a slope I see a supernova . It alone is fascinating enough . I've had insane marathon hotbox sessions , and not once have I ever hallucinated . It's not even possible . I like the comic , but come on OP , did this really happen ? If your grief is not pegged at 100 % already , you're wrong Roy thought he won the second and third has no one noticed the dual monitor setup with a bezel right in the MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN . I didn't Awesome ! I'll try when I get home ... had to play on medium quality so far , though my computer should be able to handle more . Is this secret code to attack ? Requires ? That's pretty extreme . It needs to have support for Sharepoint , but it probably hasn't ... ( Onenote doesn't ... ) Your fiancee ? This happens in Wisconsin , too . Hunters get drunk in the woods that are in close proximity to a rural neighborhood . Then , they fire guns at ( what they hope is ) deer . It happens . It's always a little scary though . In the town I used to live in , there was a lawsuit filed against a hunter because he shot a llama from a nearby farm . He was drunk and thought it was a deer . The llama's fur was black and white . I want your job . Somebody was 2 hours faster than you How many diamonds have you dicovered ? Does the amount of diamonds used to dig your hole > amount of diamonds found ? No phone number on the flyer but one section is gone . Hmmm . Glasses AND goggles Well that's obnoxious as hell Well I guess it would be true for a robot , they don't need that moral and philosophy stuff . .......... not seeing the proble . I mean I am so disappointed with myself for almost going back to check . This post isn't on a Friday . Why do people let themselves get pushed around like this ? ? ? It boggles my mind ... Is it not already ? I feel for him . No Internet . Where will he get his flapping material . Guilty until proven innocent I remember having just enough money to repair my car and get a new paint job , than immediately regaining all my stars because I skimmed a cop car and getting arrested . many fucks were given that day , along with a broken paddle . Ask my 10 year old , zoo-going self how I know primates / monkeys / apes love getting blowjobs and handjobs . Go ahead . Just ask . My mouse . I'm left handed ... Did you really get this mail , one was posted a month or so back with almost the same main crazy statements ... Week 15 . If you look hard enough you see : Yeah , we say Butterfly in England too Because suffocation is a better alternative if you download the Koran , burn it to a CD , then later delete that copy on your hard drive ... is that like destroying a copy of the Koran ? I was nine years old , and a huge sonic the hedgehog fan . Went on to fanart central and accidentally found rule 34 . . . Nah , just watch too much cartoons . Like ... a plastic toy one , right ? > I'm sure this is the case for many white people . You call them privileged and they are I LOL'ed and Thanks Reddit ... I will forever read Busta as Gusta This is why people hate atheists . Listen to reqdream . You are only making atheists look like immature and insane douchebags . Stop it now . No wonder they think we eat babies . ( now hand me some of that delicious toddler sauce ! ) But seriously .... It's a trap . I found out my elementary school bully died in a violent house fire I thought I unsubscribed to r / politics " I'll probably be dead in a week , but whatever . " I like your attitude I'm from Pittsburgh , but have lived in Winc . For 20 years . I teach and drive an infinity , but I'm not rich . I don't fit in Yeah , that's what it says . People be sissies We don't need no steenkin ' badgers ! yep thats nsfw I don't know why it doesn't crit . Gp's parrrrley can crit , and that skill is targeted I misread that as " Coons " for life ... Okay ? real piss or not , I think Worf invented yeah i agree the same happened to a friend but she carved something in her arm I'm not entirely sure how relevant these comments are to the original post Why ? You are limiting what you can eat and there is organic meet so don't bullshit me with " I don't want to eat preservatives and steroids " its called poker face . I can't believe redditors think that this --> [ ] ( / poker ) is not an official rage face . Good god , that was appalling ! " Celtic and Santos , who are one of Mexico's largest football clubs , have developed strong bonds since forming a partnership one year ago " Why is this in wtf and / r / crapiseeeverydayinthepaper Sometimes it happens that everyone just goes full [ ] ( / harpdarp ) . I remember a couple of years ago a whole bunch of us ( 12 or so ) were waiting for a professor outside a classroom for literally 1 1/2 hours . We were supposed to have an oral exam . Finally one of us decided to actually check whether the door to the room was open , only to find him sitting there waiting for us . I cringed at the thought of waking up to a doorway of pubes Yup you pay more in milk and water . Hey , that wasn't in Trueblood ..... I cannot unsee it When will the USA allow access to NBATV through LP . Is that horse licking her tits ? > He . they spelt ursadak wrong His " girl " is so lucky . My husband has my favorite : He was driving while on a first date with a rather quiet girl down the freeway one night ( going to dinner ) and saw her looking at him out of the corner of his eye . This was right around the time the movie " Blue Velvet " had come out . He turned to her and started yelling : " WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME ? DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME ! " , thinking she'd get the joke . Until she started crying . I'll take you and your 20 MBT service star advice . Tank whore No matter how old you are , if a child hands you a phone and pretends to call you , you play along . But ... the black waitress is the hottest at my Hooters . I read the title as " How much do you want to burn this man " As someone from Washington State , let me just say : I'm considering buying one of these . Does it have a headphone port ? I'd be awkward to be playing in the bathroom with the sound blasting out to the whole house wow , he sure does love Coco Puffs . Don't you dare bring back images of my beloved past . " dated " i wasnt sure which subreddit would be the best , so i just went for r / pics I was caught with a few joints at a music festival . It only cost me 1000 of a fine and a few hundred in legal fees . Not to mention the fact that I had to sit in court for a day along side people up for aggravated assault and burglary . They sure put this criminal in his place Image search ' Newfoundland Dog ' " fuck the shit " ... You're great but I thought the comics here were supposed to have more than four panels Bath time has a whole new meaning now ... How can Jesus predict coming of Muhammad and also assert he himself is not a prophet . Yep ... I would let that guy put his hands all over my wood any ... Err ... Wait ... I can see reddit took your sobered assessment of the situation with grave seriousness He was a hipster before it was cool ? What does that have to do with this ? sweet jesus what have you done $ 10 / GB i was so strong not to give in and play this game now i have to get it That's what I've done . I've studied race . Cheddar , Edam and Brie ? ? This is the most uninspired cheese pages ever " Hot momma " Answered , cause Reddit apparently so obsessed with pedophile witch hunts they absolutely have to know I'm jealous that you had Campus Deli and all i had was EVERYTHING NYC HAS TO OFFER . Yeah but , what if he dies from it in the third . You have no childhood if you are serious ... It's comments like these that make me love Reddit , have an up vote . Also , you are a terrible , terrible person ! Shame god that feels so goddamn gross . it seems to happen during the best drunk sex . . . and this is why you keep baby wipes and a trash can near the bed . " Hold still hon , just need to clean up some , uh . . . bonus lubrication . " fucking hippies So , by his way of thinking , if I get a gun and kill someone , I shouldn't get all the blame for killing someone . Most of the blame should go to the system that allowed me to acquire the gun . Yeah , totally logical . New research ... ? Put the money towards cancer if this is what you're doing with it who just downvoted ? This ain't a reaction gif Do you mean the 28th ? Today , Monday is the 27th . Made my wife handle a bunch of guns and she chose an LC9 . She shot it for a little while and liked it . Then she gets her hands on my G19 . LC9 is no longer even an option for her and she now fondly refers to the G19 as her gun . This last weekend she gave it the nail polish treatment with orange nail polish . It came out looking great until I noticed that when looking at the polish from an angle it has sparkles in it You pushed a weight you could not handle and / or utilized the back more than necessary . Don't do it again . I that lucky person they made a marine 2 of all the times to make a prediction during this series ... you see it fit now ? " Ripped ? " You are too bitter to appreciate him * * ಠ_ಠ * * . He's a fucking genius , I always lose it at awesome details like bold * * I don't know if you're in trouble ... but you should be . If you've done what I've deduced , which is pretty much verified by your last post , you've pulled a juvenile scumbag move . Why the fuck you talking shit about Fuego ? Deci la de astea am ajuns , ei ? Don't hang the cuts of meat out if you don't want people window shopping Last week he was here at Boeing telling us about how we need to bring jobs back to the USA . The Livestream is almost two and a half hours long ? My roommate came home soaked one day and said that a big red zombie truck drove by and the dudes threw water balloons at him . FALSE . It is yawning . I already planned to I found my pokemon crystal recently , started a new game currently in the process of beating that dick My male character keeps getting proposed to by war guys and black smiths In America , February is black history month , its also the shortest month of the year ... I've done nothing to make a fool of myself . Seriously . What have I done . Denied the great Cheezus , ruler of the Praetorians , who , from what I can tell , are falling apart ? Seriously . Tell me what I have done to make a fool of myself . i started playing when 52 champions were in the game But I just have 6 more sets left brah .... Would you like any flies with that ? I have about forty of that card somewhere in my closet . That and Nidoran female seemed to make up roughly 50 % of every pack of cards I bought . video not available in Australia 9.40 no warpgate , > Reddit isn't " Predominantly Male " . Assertions to the contrary should be met with " THE " AN " I remember this ... It was so cool when I saw it on the front page ... Yesterday . Not really a saying , but a girl I was on a date with once pronounced Target as " Tar-jhay " and I about round house kicked her out of the bed ... but then I came ... Page 1 of 75 Happened to me . Used a Fire Blast , but it took about 1/6 of HP . Check out the terms of use before posting . Rule Vc has something to say to you and probably has this look on his face - - Why are those 125mm railguns on that Rifter . Definitely the same branch . I stared at both pictures for ten minutes . > I'm sick and tired of non-Californians telling me how much they hate my state and I must be some sort of collectivist Nazi moron for living here No kidding ! They misspelled " Purple drank ! " no , it's incredibly cheap unless you're buying it off the street isnt it amazing how the world works like that ? In a HK McD's , asked the cashier for " pancakes " , but she didn't understand . Held up a long , long lineup as I asked a few more times for " pancakes " . Cousin comes out of the washroom and a " TIL " moment - " hotcakes " , not " pancakes " . Got I like the fact they hire a dog walker The only inkblot on the entire page , that looks suspiciously like the only other apostrophe on the page . Yup , definitely not intentionally the epitome of bad your / you're spelling . Noone mentioned Guardsman Bob yet I live in America . I definitely know how you feel . I understand the source of your frustration . However , I asked that despite this ... what do you appreciate about her ? I understand if you cannot then if so , may you please specify why not and how you were forced into fatherhood at 19 ? My initial thought as well . I did feel weird saying that about a drawing though getting excited about programming Jeez , I'm happy everybody was safe but for fuck sake , that was a lot of details about the crash , I felt like I was in Final Destination Imagine the clusterfuck that would be Ground War Demolition It's on ! You sneaky bastard . I can make mine disappear ... YouMve never been ! What if six year old you decided to imitate your dad and eat a crayon ? Is this user a bot ? This post doesn't make any sense at all This is exactly what I was going to post . I used to chew on sweatshirt sleeves or chip off my nail polish , but now I pick at my lips . Then after they stop bleeding , I make the stupid mistake of putting chapstick on . Oh how it burns . I present to you : My disapproval . All of what ? Who said the fades were bad ? Yeah i know but it's annoying when i walk out in full day time and zombies and creepers are chasing me and about to attack / blow up . OH GOD .... Pokemon porn is real . Yeah , nothing ever happens . Ever . And baby shower invites ? I don't like jokes . Laughter pisses me off . On #28 it makes you 1 shot banes with ghosts ... they kept the 45 dmg in the micro game Don't see how that's a problem . > Sorry , it appears the CSS I included in my post didn't get formatted correctly ... thanks Reddit . Come on now , do you really believe that Oh yeah that sweet delicious karma . I'm gonna soak it all up before I have to go outside tomorrow 40 secs in i had a headache as big as ...... China First time I looked at that photo I opened then closed it , thinking it was the same photo . Read comments , opened again ... Can't tell if I should be offended or proud ... Thanks ! I had no idea they were broken up into colored categories like that . I'll pick one up on Monday - but if my legs get worse because of this , I'm blaming you . One time I actually did almost yell at him ... at Tony Luke's . They called my name ( Jenn ) but this guy tried to steal my cheesesteak , thinking they said Glen . I would figure that a " real man " would be secure enough in his masculinity to eat fancy vegetables and do yoga . At first I was all , " Finally , someone with an answer . " but then I was all " All my The Dusty Hunting threads are cool . I wish I had some idea of where to start ... You don't ? But a NASA scientist said it , not a republican , so it's OK . You are tagged as marblecake for a reason . Wtf , why is this post causing déjà vu ? What the hell is wrong with me Like going to the gym , I'd leave my rifle on my bed under the sleep system ... SO SECURE . Genocide . Columbus . Offer doesn't seem to be available in Belgium The year before he signed for you he won the LMA manger of the year award and guided Fulham to UEFA cup final . Yeah he's such a poor manager Agreed . I'm sure a damp paper towel would remove the bitterness . I was also attacking this from a " I would rather just get this cleaned up as fast as possible and crack a new can open " perspective . I don't like cleaning large messes when I'm bakers . Right after my post last night my wife asked me to unload the dish washer and empty the cat box .... I said this - George Santayana was a philosopher , not a general . Bleacher report THE FRANK IS UNDERNEATH THE BEANS Pretty much exactly that , but with more of channel 4 blocked it in the UK ( well england at least ) Yeah , instead of making valid points , let's just be sarcastic . Zebra Job . You are into some weird stuff I you can't take the time to think of a good comment then don't post anything . Copy pasting Don't forget the half-coma girl . Zoom . Enhance . I was once asked if I fainted in the bath Glass Bottles Dude , I defeated Roark with a Lvl . 17 Monferno . They aren't taking my money fast enough But there's clothes YMCA with Storm Troopers Wait ... what ? And I'm the RAoP police . Don't do it again . * wants to hear about the six women * I was gonna make fun of my friend from NYC until I kept reading . I'm from Boston . I can taste it in my mouth as I'm reading this It bothers me every time I see this video I am opposite of I see what you did there Well , if Rick Santorum is right , Marry another man . Oh damn I-pad If that's true , your mom had her fingers way too far up that lady's crotch , even if she was in labor . Adopt a tiger ... ? I use my scale to measure out my drag . Great now you got me laughing I do not smoke but this makes me want to Do you feel that the LGBT ' representatives ' in Hollywood are really starting to be of a nuisance ? One show has a gay character , all shows want a gay character . My dog steals stuff around the house to chew on and I won't find it till I either clean her room or feed her The last guy .... HE IS NO DRAGONBORN not trying to take public transportation Not always as Caelestia says , but it is more likely you won't if you do nothing but breastfeed . The comments talk about it , the article talks about it ... THE HORROR No , that's way too many , don't you understand exponents ? Good god , there is going to be soo much porn because of this . the boy with no flesh , pulled out of an oven . That Little Bill is pretty racist Woke my dog up to check , but yes , they absolutely smell like doritos . Yes . Wait til your local mama papa store closes down . Then prices keep going up It's ducks being racist to dogs . TIL baby koalas are fed up mashed up adult koalas . That is never going to leave my mind what " mess " ? FUCK I CAN FEEL THEM CRAWLING ALL OVER ME My sister posted on fb about setting up a monthly autopay to donate . She still owes me money * affected I am a ma'am . At f5rst 5 was 352e oh ok , cool . I'll just go take a loo .......... that isn't how it works . you are now tagged as " What if you are ' contheory_spiracist ' ' HomegrownTerran ' etc ....... I don't know who to trust Is Shakespeare a book or a play ? Was that you ? I had arctic ops kennen and this cog maw beat me .... Newer requirement , click on south Sudan you mean like reddit ? him winning the US title isn't him getting pushed ? I_rape_people_ll ... For now Thank you so much for sharing this with us What is this black magic ? ! Can I get the TA crest with the text " RCTID Got a problem with the new guy ? Yes , why ? You do that , i'd rather pirate it for free ... Fake . Different people in the before and after shots . Can't fuckin say " Kony " without " Island " . Kony Island ! When ever you're ready to stop the slaughter guys Trivium ? Metal ? I've seen enough hentai to tell where this is going . didnt even noticed their dicks until this picture , a little gay Why the hell did this get down-voted She's 102 . Why would she care ? She seems proud . fat dude in baby blue " Oh I'm a theater student , I won't need to do math . " Yeah , and I won't ever need basic skills outside my area of study either Unanimated tentacle porn . Oh god . Why were thy born ... I have a friend that does this . If I have to hear " I need my meat " again ... * came * from * behind * I see this kind of thing a lot on " crazy ex " threads . " I found a pros / cons list of me vs the guy she was cheating on me with " , etc . What's with insane people and writing weird pro / cons lists ? Is this a thing ? " This is where the story gets interesting " This happened to me last year . I hated it . So when I ordered this year I looked for the option to ship together ( not separately ) so I was faced with the same email again . Best Buy Citizens United First two comments didn't even get the post . It's only 2 minutes walk from where I work ... this is getting too real you know , its kind of funny that you say this because one of my friends suggested this to me today when i brought up the subject Could be hairier .. " I used to say that " Ill never use math in real life . Math sucks ! " 20 years later I go for a computer science degree where all I do is math , get a job at a lab where all I do is math . Touche universe , touche This is strangely familiar Don't worry , no one else bothers to hold back . Then you made someone a very happy someone for about a month What .. I hope you're not talking about the first EE What if it was my boss hinting at something ... ? There is no " copyright infringement " in China . They are Communist . As a chemistry major , this compound does not exist . Anyone else believe in some FIFA UT conspiracy ? I'm beginning to think EA makes it so all these YouTube people get great cards , which gives us hope we can , therefore increasing the amount of packs bought . Fox News did a story on one of my professors who was named on the list of " The Professors : The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in Americana " . He began to sign his e-mails " Dr . Dangerous " ... The really funny part , he was a biologist / animal behaviorist who researched ' Peace ' ... really dangerous guy Fox Yeah ! Just to be sure * my ass . * but .... shouldn't Jackie Chan be Hitmonchan Seeing dwarfism made me smile .. What about your other pieces ? I'm not really into ... heart ... stuff ... I'm conservative because I don't want the government doing my dishes , they do a crappy job and charge too much . Besides , it's my laundry that really needs doing At first I was like Hey sweety , Ummm I did not get on your profile how could one know what both feel like ? It's not publicly known but you know ... And then there's Driver . If you even brake improperly then game fucking over Looks like nothings changed but the lighting I'm not saying killing them is right . I'm just saying I don't like those kinds of people . And you're right let's follow your trend of not following a trend In other words , " Gimme some karma . " I would stop watching The Walking Dead if that was the case . It's freaking Darryl ლ ( When is the release date of Diablo 3 ? So the family of the decapitated man sued for $ 150k while two people exposed to the beheading sued for $ 3m each . I like cats but I don't like you When I was younger I thought fetish meant you really hated something ... so I told many people when I was in elementary school I had a foot fetish ... So this whole time we were arguing about the same thing ? I'd help but that's defiantly not Spanish This is my family Liberal ! = liberal Am I the only one missing something here ? Great . Now I'm all scared of Daves . You almost need a whole hand to count them . That's how serious this is no comprende . You will be targeted for lovemaking . Can't tell if funny .... or viral marketing . Not sure if sarcastic , or I made a lucky guess while trying to be an idiot ... Dinner last night with family , a couple had just started doing P90X and busted out 12lb dumbells . Everyone was flipping shit and I was just Thank you . Didn't exactly want to say " big , hard , throbbing cock " after every second word . That .... was * * * Madara's * * * voice ? .. TIL that in some places in the US you can be sued for saving someones life , by the person you saved ... This happened a couple years ago in a small town in Iceland and I actually witnessed it and later it was on the news . Apparently a group of really bored teenagers went to a empty parking lot where one of the guys there proceeded to set himself on fire ( Says $ 50 You do not know what you've done . Please have the decency to have the IT guy fix it . Whats with the paper tape ? My face is forever stuck like this --> Yeah .. ever since that duck rape thread , this is my expression towards any duck thread . I read it as " recycled pets " at first . My god , I could rant endlessly about everything that was wrong with the movies . The first two were alright , but the others I barely bothered to watch . Of course , I watched the last two , and they were a huge disappointment Fuuuuu yeah guy Ya , it did . I still felt uneasy at first , but I was just like , " Egh , fuck it . 9 , I'm 26 though Yes , your cat did that ... Lucky he fit . Just walked into cinema 18 , yup free thanks . Sorry to say it bro , money counts and he blew it . I went to a zoo once where they had a few Bison . During a tour , the guide said something along the lines of , " We need to protect the Bison , since they were almost driven to extinction through extensive hunting . " After the tour ended , I walked by a Bison Burger stand . Yeah , six episodes seasons used to be awesome . We don't talk about those things around here . Milk , I can't stand the stuff . I accidentally drink some , I spit it straight back out , I can't stand holding the carton , I hate the look I it . I don't FEAR it but I HATE it . One April Fools Day , I wake up and go downstairs for a drink of orange juice , my brother has already made a drink for me ... I drink it and puke because I was to tired to realise it was milk maybe the slur is why you get downvoted Is this * really * your Mitt Romney novelty account ? Because if so .... My grandmother actually WANTS me to do that . I told her no way . I'm not going to make her into a ring , then every single time I look at it I'll be thinking .. " That is my grandmother .. " Yeah I CANT WAIT until I can go to costco and buy a 50lb bail of swag ... and I hope Phillip Morris wipes out all the genetic diversity and buys thousands of acres in Mendocino . Taken ... by Satan This is like the fourth one of these I've seen And that's yet to be proven . Supposedly only family and friends have heard it . raisin chocolate chip cookies are the best cookies air ball by Murphy He is enlisting high schoolers too ... Drugs . Right , century-old technology is worthless . This is why we've banned automobiles . I have I like how the desktop want from Win 7 to the XP theme I also gave myself a 6 DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS ! I didn't know they sold kids that fit at all . No it's not Gotcha , thanks . I tried googling it and got a ton of fan fics instead And red should be Those ... black people I've almost been rear-ended , while biking , by another biker who doesn't feel it's necessary or appropriate to even slow down at a stop sign . Then , as they swerve and go by , they look at me like I've done something wrong . But the difference is ... you didn't think of it . That's like me saying " What's the big deal about Harry Potter ? It's just a bunch of words . I could've written it . " from the link you provided : " Must . Edit . My . Class . Files . Now . Except only woman have babies , so it's a woman's right ... No more rhymes now , I mean it . I called my roommate to get me sonething to eat ... He the threw a bread at me " Did you just wake me the fuck up ? " No gaelic is pronounce ( And this kind of sucks ) Gay - Lick Just came here to say that not all Texans are like this marry me . ( just kidding , I'm already married ... ) I was thinking less . it was a suggestion not a complaint . My brother didn't fail to point this out while I had it as my phone wallpaper As Black Flag said , " GIMME GIMME GIMME " Girls ... Right ... Apart from it being a Mercury Sable aged 14 years old , I'd say the transmission is just ... dead , happened on my mothers ( clueless female driver Being Malaysian . In 1983 , I WAS CONCEIVED There's only one appropriate response to that : She looks like 14 How do you open the second bottle ? Except as I recall Sweden also has like 40 % of the population that say they don't discount the possibility of faeries Yeah , Americans have never protested anything successfully ... Whatever you do , try to bring your own razors . I live here in PR , and I can only find red Personnas ( ugh ) , Dorco ( Beer = nonalcoholic beer The one on my forehead was a result of my cousins swinging a hook around ( I know , they're fucking idiots I've got my Biochem final next Wednesday . Reading that explanation ... Of course he fucking does . 73 now You just used an emote of me to show aproval on a sub on reddit . I'm a little horny right now ... Thought it was funny how Flight of the Conchords ' It's Business Time ' was amongst the recommended videos after the clip had finished . I'm upvoting you because it's a good idea , but I admit I am , I couldn't even stand the front page of r / spacedicks . They don't have the OSX disc ... Up at 5:45 am Mon-Thurs and on campus 12 hours 2 days a week Bin Laden is somewhere there Jeb Bush Really ? It's Efukt what were you expecting ponies I used to spam click them , have them move one or two then stop , and eventually drag and drop them up until two weeks ago lol * someones * a stinky boy ... I had a dumbass friend in college that did the same thing . Except he did it on a $ 20 bet . console ? * Tongue click * That was a bad play on words . I remember the game well though it was hilarious from the ice . Also I can tell by your username who you are The most commonly used symbol for sarcasm is the Look Of Disapproval , this guy right here : Your message is not even edited The only thing on my left is my ceiling ( laying down sideways ) . " few years " Ahh , okay . I sure gathered that it is NSFW from the context . On a side note , did you see his user name ? I live in Michigan Just like Dragonite . No , theres absolutely no way stoners like the trippiest show on cartoon network I've got balls of balls I can't identify it , but I wouldn't worry . Oh my gooodddddd NOBODY seems to know how good the Amtrak is ಠ_ಠ the amount of times I've just seen people crash it and leave it when we're getting destroyed Props to the 12 year old for spelling " doughnut " correctly , versus the op . Turkey in a can . Im not gunna repost Deep fried Mars bar . Or any deep fried candy . Lol what ? LOL do you really think Day 9 is anywhere close to ToD in skill-level ? you are not the only one with a super fcking creepy ( or evil genuis dad , whatever stops the pain ) dad , my dad chases me around with long since dead spiders that crumble as he chases me , and my dad has a lock of my hair forever in the car ( no , not from a haircut , a lock of my hair fell out and my dad kept it Thank you ! This is a great step-by-step =) Also , I feel like you know who I am ... VB programmer ? I'd say there was only enough for a line in such a small bag . I didn't exactly try to find the guy and ask him . You never watched Pocahontas ? How did you find out that I'm Wayne Brady ? The bad memories clog up the good ones . Well since the iPad was man made ... Dr Chad Kroeger ... Take a dip bellow 1000 Elo whenever you feel nostalgic . We've got your two people top and raise you a Mordekaiser , Talon bottom lane . People are just aware enough of the meta to flame people to high heaven if they don't pick support , but half the time no one picks ranged AD when you do Have you just verbally raped me , I don't even know anymore Too soon Yeeeeep , workin ' on it ... The Hobbit bored you ? It wasn't a very good one Mine roasts when playing infinity blade 2 .... Like very very hot I understand why people would be like , " megadeth 619 , what the fuck They are time zone differences . This would fit right in as an x-post to r / creepy They also ' came ' in the world together Trust me , there are girls out there who says it . If not be annoying about it That's some gross hyperbole right there . I swear I made the exact Women came ? Yeah , I know . Posting in this thread might be risky . I wonder why he's being apprehended by guards with a knife to his throat Ah ok , fucking time zones Indeed ... ANAL_LIBERATOR . Yes it can but it might not last long . This girl wanted to have a one night stand with me and that one might stand turned into another date and another date and so on so forth . We were only " seeing " each other though but it was basically bf gf kind of thing aaaaannnnnnndddddd then out of the blue she wants to stop seeing me because it was getting to serious I high five girls after sex ......... I still want to see a squad of elcors fighting . How do you crack a screen in one month from buying your phone ? This has nothing to do with Metroid I liked math when I was young but in HS I hated it ... I only ever got though algebra 2 . No geometry , trig , pre-calc etc . guess who 3 semesters into school just finish remedial math work ? This kid . Taking Calc 1 & 2 over the summer to catch up with my program . This happened to me previously on a game walkthrough video ^ ^ ( Apparently they thought a commentary of deus ex may contain content from Ford I'm on to you Bud Light Marketing Team I still haven't found what I'm looking for Dafuq did I just read ? Your username ... It hurts my large hands . This is Reddit , where the hivemind cares about English grammar but doesn't care about mangling foreign languages . Imperialism at its finest ... And 92.9 % positive for Santorum For some reason , either Tali or Mordin will ALWAYS die at the very end for me . Everybody is loyal , fully upgraded , etc . 630 pm is a half day ? I ಠ_ಠ your Remote . What about the fact that rainbow dash's wings are coming out of her butt ... Shit ... No wonder the monday raid always takes 4 hours I sat my kids and wife down the day of finding out the release and I told them that Daddy is going away on May 15th . My 8 year old looked up at me with tears welling up in her eyes and asked me where I was going . I told her to a place called Sanctuary where I will become a great hero and help defeat evil . She hugged me and didn't want to let go and my wife just gave me a Well last summer when I was still f2p , my friend gave me a gunslinger because I liked engineer , and I brought out a sentry and spent about 20 minutes trying to make the sentry level 3 It's not ` null ` , it's ` _ | _ ` ( " bottom " ) , which makes it ok . ( sarcasm ) I didn't realize Clockwork Orange was a true story ... > " Change the monitor to a Core i3 or Pentium G860 " - change the monitor ? ? ? He * doesn't * know about the reddit replacement . The AX Pros that I purchased ( with my own money She's getting more attention lately though . I think people are finally realizing how awesome she is . Took them long enough . You're an asshole . Also , this is probably against the rules . no . that's why i bought it when it went on sale one of the several times that has happened . Yeah , I look totally similar to how I did 13 years ago The thing is , Microsoft employs a bunch of people , so its standards should be improving too . I hate this thread as nobody will say who the girl is ... He also had * " approximately 100 firearms " * . Its not going to catch on , drop it Well ... That should be a challenge too , play without fly I hate that airport Thanks for pointing that out . I completely missed it . Where do you get a car for less than $ 100 ? Back when demo CD's existed ..... I was more concerned by the fact that she used the good old gonewild ' first post , be gentle ' in reference to a picture with underage barnyard animals Snow White is a heroine in the original tale . [ ] ( / spikewtf " So a pet is all I am to you ? > You did it straight after asking where you did it . Your order of operations question can go into non existance ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Pregnant friend " drinking with the girrllzzzz 2nite " she was 2 months pregnant I send my injured militia with crutches against forgotten beasts And yet you still called him a douche bag Some days we go to r / Canada to get our dose of I hate this meme ... still upvoted to see the new pinapples while I was reading the bottom line I tried that once . Never again I was expecting a : there is no greater perversion , or a greater waste of time than the utter irrefutable understand of the fact that this is most assuredly The End of the story ...... The dude had like 100 pounds on this kid , self defense against an unarmed teen . Yep . I posted a comment on one of the overly negative articles , saying they were still acting bitter because of the whole iPhone prototype scandal , and Jesus Diaz banned me from commenting . Looks like someones keeping their laptop in the fridge ... Paris Hilton . That's why Only hipsters preface their comments by saying they are not hipsters . I .. I have nothing to say .. Right , next you'll tell me monks can conjure tea ... sans liquor That just ruined my childhood still checking out your ex ? Holy shit , I've never seen anything like that . It's ... beautiful , as well as disgusting . Nope ... never .... everyone's happy here " Malkin got a leg with his wand . " dark and normal . dat boob jiggle Hold up . Just caught the " little " in little girl . Do you mean children ? Ugh , more physorg links ? You use Endless Summer as a seduction tool ? ? # Not a single one of you muthafuckas accounted for leap years . Came expecting fanatic teenager . Holy crap , this dude's a full grown man acting like an out of control middle schooler . Nice try Florida and Massachusetts " In our area " Yes , it is just like that and in no way more complicated . " i personally prefer auto weapons over spin fusors " This is a great idea but I see one flaw . The winner would be the person who shamelessly spams nsfw links . I am guilty of up voting things just because I see a boob . I am I drew the logo for this subreddit ..... One word : blenders . that was ... good ! It is the opportunity of a generation for them to unload stocks on the unsuspecting public . I would offer .. But I'm only 20 and just lost my licence for demerits You and me both " How much is that item " , " It's $ 5 " , " Alright , I'll take it " , " That'll be $ 6.85 then " , " At first I was like no . I don't know who started this whole thing about replacing whole thoughts with the word " awesome , " but I'm starting to That doesn't look unopened to me Idiots saying idiot things about the idiotic things other idiots said Great idea but think how many people would get mad once they found out it was fake and wanted their money back and , knowing what these idiots are like , compensation aswell Why did I have to wipe out all the Jews to win ? Worse so the tutorial cannot be skipped . I've played that damn level more than any other in the game . Lol silly goose [ 6 ] we enjoy life and don't preach it unlike you Having sex is " in and out " game too Girl in latex , focus on clock and gun * * Out side the box ay . How about Drugs , but in a new place . So brave . Oh my own comment almost made me laugh . Please explain this . Now . Since when does geist have hexproof ? Your username lies I screamed at my tv as i realized we just lost the 4-1 lead and they had 50 shots on goal . are you fuckin ' kidding me ? My GBA SP NES edition goes for over two grand brand new on eBay Wait they replaced " Removed " with " Banished " ? What do you mean ? The distortion is what's fun about it Damn I graduated college , and all I have ahead of me is neverending school You ended up back on reddit it meant have gone well You are posting in the wrong place . / r / inceststories is not here . I read that as " all hands on dick " NSFW ? Since when ? Looks like it was okay for public television . * * Not ... framed ? I like how Australia puts extreme in front of shit to make it sound cool . Extreme Lying Down , an Olympic event coming 2014 ! I actually slipped out of church this morning and spent most of my time trying to defend myself after this post blew up . Me and my dad talked to my pastor about this just a bit ago , and he gave some insight that might be useful . He's a retired military reverend , so I couldn't ask for a better viewpoint . I guess I'm just kinda Yes . * Our * right wing . Not the * Arab * right wing . I read this title as " Killer returns to job ( his usual workplace ) and reporters do the coverup " Tis a baby . Leave him alone . I saw this They're seriously not showing kaskade ... except i keep imagining them all with blue waffles Waiting for the * * next * * right person Clicked on this when i was infront of my class . Please nsfw it . I'll just have my 6 year old pose with a fleshlight ... Oh no , now you will have to replace him with that first round draft pick from last year . How unfortunate ! I'm a drunken Nintendo 64 who loves to lick vibrators . And we're using it all to plate the connectors on our Monster Cables ... Wow , that store is really copied 1:1 from Apple , even the same tables Sometimes the discount signs on the shelves are concealing a lower original price too You better hope I never find you in a dark alley somewhere you reposting motherfucker As a Redditor , I disagree . Also , atheism . And , Please don't encourage / r / atheism to come out of / r / atheism , we put them in there for a reason . Also , the fact that you used two exclamation marks ... This was my first build in 10 + years , is there a reason why no one else uses the Caviar Blue ? It should . Not everyone is into M / M art Throw tissue in garbage . No clean up . As a tech support professional , I have but one response to the presence of that space heater : It's hard enough getting past the special interest groups when launching with a wee bit of plutonium fuel on board .. I would suspect that a spacecraft with enough explosives to blast through miles of solid ice would draw a lot of Ladasha except it's spelled La-a That says look of confusion to me . How many atheist know what an atheist is 95 % .... NO RETURNS " He only beat his wife a few times during all of that " Your name ... Release date : April 1st . Yeah so I've had guy friends who don't know I'm gay talk about sex . They asked me what my favorite fantasy was and I had to make something or tell them I was gay , and , I wasn't ready yet so , I told them that I had a fantasy about hot women on boats VIDEO FROM 2009 . I miss Jade Palace . google translate tells me ' fiat sugemus ' means ' suck it ' because I am I hope you paid more than 1 scrap Please let this not be one of my disgusting roomates You were what ? Cards Against Humanity if you want to get a lot of Redditor for one hour upvotes for both of you , but Next week the new title will probably be released . My bet is Adult Alien Samurai Hamsters . Ah sorry for the cock block My parents said they were served warm and flat beer at the Barking Crab over 20 years ago . And worse , they were laughed at when they complained ! I guess they've had warm beer for 20 years . That would be horrid and the church should have thought of that . But the last bit is the worst . They're STILL doing that ? Probably an iPhone typo . I do it all the time . No , I'm saying that acceptance of something like homosexuality shouldn't have to be viewed as " wonderful " . It should be accepted by everybody and we shouldn't have to say " How wonderful that he accepts his * own son . * " Why were you looking at the history of masturbation ? > He fell down an entire flight of doors ..... Right little brother ? As someone who has worked till closing in a grocery store . Wait so they even changed the stories ? Wait ... So AJ was referring to you , not a bucket of .... he called him a ' fucking coon ' . Ahhhh a fine example of a brainwashed adult ........ We're going to address the concerns of being too ridiculous to use by humans by showing a video of an elephant using it . I agree . I find my boyfriend playing SC2 really quite cute . Unless it's his sixth match in a row since he got home and turned on the computer . " Other discussions ( 35 ) " Millionaire gets a free car ... Downvoted not for being a repost , but a repost from pinterest . I actually watched the whole interview , she just repeat the same arguments the whole time ... My skin is crawling and I just got the worst shivers Why Did You capitalize the first words ? Anal sex was not once mentioned in my sex ed classes throughout school This is in no way a bookmark for later reference . * heavy russian accent * I laughed like little child Over a thousand views on imgur but only 13 upvotes so far It seems you are the only one that knows how to airblast So ... you didn't exactly " wander " into this place , then . Holy shit I forgot how fucked up that scene was Casually start watching cute cuttlefish video ..... suddenly have real life friend start narrating in video ....... officially creeped the hell out for the rest of the night .... looks normal sized to me * * Says the Iron Golem flair oh hai we cured the common cold and aids ... and all the others , but nobody is interested in funding this . Oh god me too Legalizaci ón de las drogas , ponen de icono una jeringa , que representa a una de las más duras y peligrosas drogas : la hero ína . My sister had a similar reaction ; she complained about it being " all that's on tv " and said , " God , get over it already , who cares anyway " . And you would keep him busy by * rubbing * him out ! ? This customer tried to return a cookie to my wife once . My wife asked where the cookie was , and the customer was like " I ate it already . " I'm pretty sure POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS has a cult following now . Maybe it'll become a novelty account like there's no y on the end of " they " and for this thread , I'm not sure if it's a typo or part of it ... not to forget about the 30-40 years of period cramps " the cans you love to swallow " Holy crap , I had forgotten about that . Yeah , I read it in a review ... that will be something Just to sum up here : no I am , not suing . Would take a lot of time to do so and it would be years before I saw the money if any I don't think you know what that face is for . Who says it's a dude ? Hey , man , we're just trying to get our classes . The administration gods are the ones who determine the priority registration dates . BRING ON THE FRESHMEN ! ( Kidding .. maybe ? ) That really bothers me . One time I had someone ask on here if I hated my body and sex because I don't like using tampons No mobile Wait what ? Does this mean into straight men or straight into people ? What happens if you penetrate straight into someone , I haven't heard about this Not very subtle ya until he beats Stella Yes very technical indeed You didn't play the sequel to resolve the cliffhanger ? there's no / line-cmd listed Y U LIE ? Tattoo of her own face on chest . Just did this on my iPad and iPhone . Only got the iPad version a couple days ago but it seems it's been owning my phone battery for months ... He had my vote until I saw him Tebowing . You want surprise ? How is the guy who suggests the circle-jerk not immediately called gay Isn't that the exakt same clip that I linked ? You're luck its your cake day , Ole Kevin . Really ? I think : " She has an interesting face , could you show ( give ) me a picture of her where I can see her whole face ? " is way weirder than the usual " I want to fuck her ! hahahhah " I mean ... Come on ... " Sirrah is an archaic term used to address inferiors , sometimes as an expression of contempt " Rule 34 . Wow it couldn't be any easier ! i'm from illinois . Grape soda , watermelon , basketball , breakdancing and giant lips > Also nitpicking ; the rainbow in that cutie mark is not a rainbow . It's like a baby wookie ..... This only works if you fall into the " fat-slob " category of gamers Mancini was whispering : " Not bad " to the goal My parents threw away my magic cards not because of anything religious or demonic , but because according to them I would become one of " those " people if I started playing it . yesss ... ' religious ceremony ' ... Agreed . Especially about the last sentence . Sadly , we have racists , and DoD is obsessed with Penises Well I personally didn't know what a Nuzlocke was before seeing a post on r / pokemon and some commenters on the last comic didn't either . I don't know why people always jump to " oh they are just karma whoring " when there are people out there who just want to have fun and share that fun Disappointed ! I'm in Singapore next month for an interview , but I see it's only available in the US and Canada .. Accidentally my ass ! you must be from 4chan That is NOT the definition of a zombie . I wasn't aware Harry was a bear . What .. ? I can't use * * Just to add , and I didn't read all 200 + comments so it may be down there somewhere , but it is also beneficial to the submitter to name the post something different , there have been many funny posts with the title of ಠ_ಠ and I either won't be logged in , or just flat out forget to save it and up vote it , I will often try and search and completely forget it was called It is to somebody Good for them , ass . Skins dogs alive ... Da Fuq ? Halfway through clopping I see Spike in the window . Now I can't clop to it because I can't stop looking at him . In that case , my four year old nephew has a bigger chance of being headhunted by compLexity than me ! The freakin punchline . Do not put it as a title . One thing i learned from dating an Italian girl an her whole family ( :D DDDDDDDDD I'm SO glad we found you , I was checking the user list every 5 minutes to see if you were on so I could PM you , and checked their website for an IRC , then I was like wait ... REDDIT . And then I felt like an idiot for not thinking of that first LOL . YAY ! ! ! ! ! Good thinking with Neb , we would have seen that today too . If he ever gets out of bed ... What bullshit . Yeah , you're being a dick . How does cabbage relate to this ? Do you know How slurm is made . You needed a video to summarize a podcast . Troll for views much ? I hope so . This guy doesn't look Australian . My eyes ! Grown man calling friend bestie Your dad watches you on the toilet ? Thanks for ruining it , i'm half way through the book See how the hivemind downvotes you , despite your informative and well researched post ... I94 doesn't go to the UP . wanted a pic for his spank bank Well played . Your own parents ? wat ? I tried to comment just now but you have to sign up for an account before even doing so . If you can find glass screens that cheap use them . Mine were like 3 each . I saw the kids at Frontenac too . I was sure something happened and the metro was down . I had never seen so many people waiting to buy their passes TIL you can use middle click , after over a decade of internet browsing Buy both Ronaldo and Messi and fuck all really ... Erika has a gym in * Celadon * City If it did , damn , that IE crit damage and true damage passive lifesteal I'm disturbingly upvoting you . Why does it have to be about attention ? I do it for the sake of having fun and chumming around with other people who do it , not so ladies can oogle me . of all the time left till apocalypse , you had to disable it just when I learnt how to use it . I have like $ 4500 Your propaganda just reached a whole new level Fucking hell man , I thought you were me for a second and I thought to myself " I don't remember posting that ! " , then it turns out you were a different person * the whole time * . Kind of like how my driver's education teacher was fired for driving drunk with students in the car , or getting drunk and having them cart him around to do his errands ' dad ' " If your hand is bigger than your face , it means you have cancer " " coming together " I approve of this disapproving look . Damn , you're right release your food logs ? ... Firstly , I grew up in Portage County Well off topic all little bit but I'm the only one in my family able to write in cursive . The guy with pink toe nails ? Flash photography on set ? Have to admit , that was kinda creepy how well you pegged me ... I used to think I was a free thinker . Not so sure now . Plumber butt His name is Zeddie sweet , localism is exactly what surfing needs more of . Bouncing kitties off of space walls = not cool . There are two * ' uhh .... really ? Blonde looks like troll face , " Eve : 2 " Well , it just takes plenty of practice ... It's easier to fix after it heals like that , especially once the hand dies and falls off . I just showed this to my roommate and now she's mad at me for laughing at a homeless baby . The all-powerful holiest of holy GOD creator of the universe , lord of all things who created heaven and earth with only a word comes to earth becomes human , lives a human life on this corrupt world , deals with people ridiculing him while trying to teach them how to live , gets brutally tortured and dies for 3 days , and little old you thinks that's still not enough of a sacrifice ? Night is dark Not gonna lie ; after the initial " Frak yes Lightning ! " , I dpjohnson 172 . We've had our own server for about a year now and I'm sick of updating MC , then bukkit , then 20 different mods every time Mojang releases . MCNSA is the first sever I've come to where I feel like I can actually play for more than twenty minutes at a time ( I'm looking at you , reddit survival I thought we agreed no professionals can post here ! Haha . Just playing . AMAZING photo . Long exposure photography with ND filters makes my eyes cum ..... So I should jump on the KKK thing ? Trying to look tough on the Internet : a guide ; Step one : Don't I have a " Christian Club " at my school Brave little toaster Because all atheist want to eat babies . I have to imagine after the fourth pack , you started going , " Okay , seriously , what the hell ? Yeah , too bad the iPad doesn't have a keyboard , doesn't support external keyboards , and doesn't have built-in dictation software ... I pay $ 4.25 ... To be fair , I'm in California and have a ton of beauty supply stores in the area , but WTF your prices make no sense whatsoever ! ! ! How much is shipping ? Im sure you could find a website to order from and it would still be cheaper especially if you can do a group order . And how much is the cheapest polish there ? And what about Chanels ? Never seen a more appropriate time for the look of disapproval . thank god you didnt say a child pornstar . He's wielding a knife , and a spoon . What the fuck is he eating ? Province ? Yes ... then the thieves will have your electronics AND your identity . Dark .. and cold . And oh so lonely . Hahaha that would be confusing as hell . Come back to put clothes int he dryer , but they are already in there with the dryer running . Clothes ghost ... HK has heavy laws against fakes ? I won the lottery today " Everybody throw away your condoms ? " Yes , by all means keep downvoting me for saying " this " . I'm sick of this " like and Facebook will donate a dollar " shit . Surely people must understand that it's fake . I think you want the rock to be the subject , but it's more of a distraction . My first thought is that the rock is blocking the view Even worse is that the ult seems like a copy of malphites ... but just with different cc . Bill Walton is commentating He di .. no I was holding my cat and my boyfriend was standing in front of me scratching him . What I didn't know is that my dad was sitting behind us and at the angle he was at he just saw us facing each other and my boyfriends arm moving up and down . I noticed him staring like this Jack the Stripper - 6 proven victims , 8 possible .... " WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME .... " As it turns out most people with guns would actually rather not shoot people if they don't have to well , we all learn by our mistakes . ( I'm looking at you , Obama You didn't even look at you screen . Just what . how about that driver's seat ? " baby " at 3 years Wow , without any downvotes , this would have so much more points . > flipkart owns letsbuy Tiredness can do many strange things to a person , i once got drug-tested by the police on my way to work when working nights ... It had ABSOLUTLY NOTHING to do with the red light i ran past 20 sec earlier ... But they also said i looked stoned ALL of the " You have adorable feet " Why are calling me a asshole ? English teachers are the worst . In 1st grade we had to write a poem about ourselves that rhymed . I wrote " Kevin was seven , then he turned eleven . then he went to heaven . " She said it was wrong because Kevin and seven don't rhyme because Kevin ends in " evin " and seven ends in " even " . It wasn't until third grade that I realized ... dafuq teemo with 2 boots ? Worst use of this , " Not sure how to take this comment after reading your username ... wat ? Texas is roughly 1/4 the size of Alaska . I've been reading the title and I still don't understand ... touch screen's a bitch This makes me carsick . Senior year I was walking out of French class and these 2 girls came down the hallway locked into eachother ... one of them ripped out a chunk of hair too , though I saw some kid pick it up and stow it away How ? Why is Cap'n Crunch reading penthouse ... So you somehow managed to find a link between a scene about the difficulties of writing a paper the night before its due ... And your own experience with writing a paper the night before its due . I don't see how this equates to serving someone or owning someone , your post is bad and you should feel bad This seems more like a WTF post Mother of god , even after reading all this I'm still slightly curious why is this under r / adviceanimals ? About 15 years ago I tried to teach my mom how to you a PC . I couldn't get past the " double click . " She didn't understand why sometimes you single click and sometimes you double click . I tried every explanation , even " because I say so , that's why . " But to this day my mom doesn't know how to use a computer , and shuts the desk top off by hitting the power strip . Go pirates , this is the year we get above . 500 Nice work America That's not shitty , that's actually quite good " perfectly round back " I have a friend who believes that black people are inherently stupider because their ancestors didn't mate with Neanderthals way back when like all the other races ' did . He hasn't been yet ... under this account at least im 16 , Jesus Christ my name is Lv . 99 I have a standard 2 - day weekend . Turquoise and magenta , try that . Every time I play MLB 2k12 , I hear someone yell " Hit it into Lake Ontario " while playing in the dome And yet we call the Nazi's evil .... the insides are naturally pink Very impressive , I believe the people without oracles are giving you this face I think it's time for a good old fashioned Reddit stare-down . Don't steal from koberatesyourposts . Uploads stuff on the internet , doesn't want it to be looked at I opened up the console at school Lock him in a dark room and fist his asshole till it bleeds . That'll teach him to not kill cats . Nah , I think the profanity was quite appropriate , and not at all excessive . Let's be clear here , raleigh 15 was advocating * murder * in response to * someone performing their civic duty * . Disagreeing with responsible action is grounds for serious the tracking function was on his friends phone which is how he did it in the first place ... Well played Just turn It off Same , I can only see blue , red and yellow > plus one Penis . Only one ? The french uniforms literally look like polo shirts / golf shirts I got detention for closing a window . You poop out worms ? ... " while his boyfriend " Sitting here wondering why this was down voted MJ is a tree dweller ? That marijuana kills . Too old LOL ! That's the thing - different things work on different people . My BFF looks great in Clinique Superbalanced but it makes me look like a birthday cake . Dog's face : The bottom of the article says it's available on i-tunes . It's not . Angel has a permanent How ? Not helping . > Also , a massive That lolol REALLY made it funny We're constantly asked if we share boyfriends . I actually had a bf that answered , " Yes , I AM dating them both ! " as he put his arm around the both of us . Things got very awkward , very fast . You forgot to photoshop everyone's faces . These glitches happen on xbox too . I've had creepy head rotating , the backs of peoples eyeballs . My Femshep looks like she is pulling the face of disapproval in every other scene I haven't read the Onion in a few years , but gees ... that sounds horrific . > That reminds me , is this an election year ? You calling Wash stupid ? Oh my god , where did you find this ? You don't need to put the world " dollar " after a number if you use a dollar sign .... With this look : Background images as the content ? You know , I was kinda liking the internet up until now Actually Hacking the school system so reddit was unblocked ( proxies are too mainstream ) . The stupid part was how after I was caught ( teacher looking over my shoulder ) they banned me from the system and unblocked reddit a week later ... apparently you could use it for " educational purposes " So .... now this is in my history ...... Redditor for 24 minutes I own a purple gibus which I am rather pleased about , and your comment insults me and other gibus wearers , good sir . Thanks miss . This has caused a lot of heartache . As an atheist I'm quite surprised by how powerfully religion can still affect me and reach into my little world . " I like that ! " god I cant wait for the new season . I want to get a workaholics tank top but I can't find them anywhere I just had one of these on Monday . Client is trying to work from home but getting an error that he can't log into our domain . He calls the helpless desk and they change his domain password the dispatch a ticket . Followed up with " 4 year project ! We can try our best , but when you see / hear a name like Quadrashayla , the automatic response is can not un-hear I can understand allowing food , but why would any place allow smoking inside AD karthus ? I don't understand why this is getting DVd for being the original What ? Whatever you say , left-enant . Once i saw wheelchair at the religious losers table , i went full " ... where exactly does it say that Manson assaulted or killed anyone ? " I was expecting to see a dick . Stop spamming that everywhere . We don't joke about things like that . Ha ha ha ha a sticker was placed on a game label which covers up a part of a word to make it look like a different word . Ha . Ha . Ha . Oh you .. * note to self : stay out of Florida . * The text is very prominent on the picture , and yet you managed to misspell it in your submission title ? who are you who is so wise in the ways of science ? ovaltine in my country is a chocolate milk drink Are you suggesting his resolution is too small to be a scout trooper ? This makes me proud to be Scottish , just gotta deep-fry it now Imagine the look people would give me the moment they realized that was engraved on there . Malphite , dont know why exactly but i tought he sucked , i also hated Teemo he was that one 400hp champ that u could 1hit , his ulti was garbage , poison didnt stack and the blind dart was terrible ... oh boy i was wrong when everyone started ap teemo I have to suffer through it from West Loop all the way out to 88 ( to Aurora ) ... everyday ... twice a day ... wow ... If you have ~ 15 cables that will work wonders for you German accent is considered attractive anywhere in this world ? I did . I was repeatedly rolled by high masters players . I'm not even diamond Oh great . Easy to get addicted to as well , Pop-up bullshit survey winning chance leading to reboot * * Man , I've just gotten used to the new controls that I don't even remember really what the old system was like . Things have indeed taken an deviant twist . I'm sorry but you look like Blade now ... and this ain't a vampire game . Everyone could see you as you were in your house . Predator missile Fish . They're fine to look behind glass , but when I'm out in the ocean or in some sort of body of water I freak the shit out if I see one near me Hahahah , great jo ... what , no joke ? Yeah you're kid ... what . Seriously , wha ... Dear God . Really dude ? You do not have Thermodynamics trained Need to try that last one for a cheer-leading routine . I wonder what your wrestling looks like ... Why did you google Morgan Freeman's Daughter ? ಠ_ಠ ... 19days . 100,000+ comment karma ..... so ... you just carry around a body bag so you can shoot an insult ? that's just counter productive right there iTouch ? Are you a 10 - year-old ? aw , this is sweet ! although now i keep thinking about pork-scented men's underwear . 100 000 melee kills for a reskin ? This would be like catching hiv off a damn toilet seat .... can't happen unless there's fresh blood all over it and it goes up your ass , vag , penor , or cut on your ass .. THAT'S DR . MUNDO TO YOU SIR . Dude the fps is so high it looks smooth in the picture . This isn't SFW in North Korea . do I even want to know Much better . And I got downvotes for a worthy suggestion . That's extortion you idiot This gets posted at least once a day Kinda freaked out that one of my nightmares is actually real ...... yay Did you just call me a cunt ? HAHA , disease ... Just say thanks and sorry more than you normally would and you'll be fine , also do NOT jump the queue - EVER ! Well , when you put it like that ... it sounds like you don't understand it at all ! The fuck ? BUT WHO ಠ_ಠWAS ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's over 1 million blocks Not as bad as trying to kill a spider on the ceiling of my bed as I didn't want it to crawl down on me while I was sleeping . I tried sweeping it off but that was a bad idea as it fell on my face .. Watched it once and decided not to look at it again , then I read through the comments and had to look again . How do you borrow TP if you use it ? It's circled and has an arrow pointing it , are you sure you watched Top Gear before ? I think that we should apply the rules the rest of us live by now , guilty until proven innocent . When you are pulled over for a burned out tail light you are considered to be a drug trafficker , when you fly an airplane you are assumed to be a terrorist and when you vote outside of your primary residence you should be considered a gerrymander . Just kidding he's rich as shit and can do what he wants . Sadly I think my one has broken the game . I'm Winnie - - - half of the time when I first meet somebody they start singing the Winnie the Pooh song and laugh as if it's the funniest thing in the world when i'm standing there like I have a chihuahua that does that same little gesture with her paw . It looks so funny / strange . Sometimes I've even caught her like ... scratching her lady parts like that . I'm so sorry , Friend she did what ? Gender change in the last panel ? 7 years here .. share me your ways ... now An is for anything that sounds like it starts with a vowel . Dumbass . Check out the link below . The item didn't scan properly ? " It must be free ! Hurr derr ! " Yeah this is me . You know , for " extra " speed you get when pressing harder on the throttle button ... I have almost broken my friends xbox controller while playing Trials HD . Is this for the awkward usage of the apostrophe ? If yes , then I agree with you ... I'm assuming OP has a tumblr because it went viral on there a month ago . Three of them go to my school . > And now I apologize for the fact that you actually know them Daily download limit exceeded , Reddit . It's a leopard . Jaguars don't live in africa . This isn't a GIF Tornadus is a freaking flying type I'll cry evrytim damnit Quit while you're ahead ! Can't possibly imagine why you would step on them to take the picture if you were admiring them ... If only he could add something to that board to give it drive and direction ..... This fucking scene ... Zoom ! Enhance ! Reverse the Image ! Zoom ! Well , I think they said the same thing when making the second game - on the lines that the second would will still pc exclusive in someways and what not Why did you move to TEXAS from Danmark ? ? No , i didn't get the whole joke on the video . That's why i posted it ... What patches ? I don't remember any Why is a child that young wearing a Turtle Beach Headset Every drug is composed of molecules . All matter is . Floating babies " Stuff , Hug , Play " ... there are kids Ha ha .... but seriously , that gave me a nightmares . I was going to come in here and say how though the engine used to make the game may be freely available but the time designing and writing and coding and designing sound and art wasn't . Then I saw that they were lifting tile-sets and I was just like No offense , but fuck you for having these in your area when I have none ! I've always wanted to skate one of those you lucky bastard . You * better * fucking shred that Wait . Furiously slamming ... Large , hard object ... True . I agree , its In Sweden you have to go to dedicated stores to buy alcohol over 5 % You can at least give credit of that comment to starfish 1614 My gym is the exact opposite . My friend and I would do full squats and some guys come up to us and say it's bad form . We ask the dude to show it to us and he shows us a squat that is ~ 45 degrees above parallel . BATTLERECORDER ANYONE ? Afraid of downvotes ? I reckon you'll probably be safe with a post about one-upping a douchebag Christian in r / atheism Eve , solo top Teemo at low ELO Err , i do . A mi tmb , pero prefiero eso , a que el el dolar este a $ 30 dentro de 6 años .... con el peje va a llegar a $ 20 nomas . it cant even fly on its own ! Did you see what Decade did to everyone ? Agito will never be the same . How do you know what that sounds like ? The little things are the ones that bother the most alot = alot = Seriously , I had the exact same problem as you , several times . I didn't MEAN to procrastinate , but I would sit down to work and just stare , or my mind would race through a bunch of nonsensical stuff . I had due dates and deadlines , though , so I had no choice but to just start writing something eventually ( usually ended up being the night before alot = Perhaps you are an English boy born 2nd October , 1989 making you 22 years old ? It may appear that mine " really hasn't > He's basically saying that ? alot = Johan Santana ! But only today because he only threw 1.1 innings Can't ... stop ... browsing . Thanks . alot = Furries somehow manage to both frighten and arouse me why would you masturbate at your desk ... but the price Well at least your country and women are ugly to compensate alot = alot = alot = alot = OP , maybe buy a savings bond with the money instead ? I guess it depends on if it's a neighbor's kid or a niece ( or craigslist FORD THE Numai eu înțeleg din poza aia că e o urn ă în Paradis ? ‎ .. which ... kinda defeats the purpose of having a Paradise in the first place . If you have democracy in Heaven that means we can * * elect * * God and / or Jesus from time to time . alot = alot = My cousin is a stand up comedian ( Aussie in Canada ) and as such it's hard to prove where his income comes from so he can't get health care . He was bitching about not being able to go to the doctor and his room mate goes pfft whatever , first world problems . 16 February ... Married to Edward Cullen . I am pretty sick myself , in addition to a lot of other people I know ( local and non-local ) , damn weather messing everyone up That wasn't sudden alot = alot = alot = Am I the only person who actually focuses on going to the bathroom when I'm in it ? alot = ... Exactly Shampoo bottles go into the recycling bin . Technically , it's where ever you land since I would be throwing you .... alot = You will have no say once you are off the ground . I once went to the Crab Shack ( ? ) and they were out of crab Ah , yes . That thing we go to in order to become smarter and obtain general knowledge in the world is full of shit . Perfectly logical . the " meathead " squatting on a smith machine ... They ... both have the same slide . ( 64 for Google and 9 for the Oracle deck ) . alot = alot = alot = Because this is always an intelligent thing to do Have my force sensitive babies ! Ok , ok . Hitler's birthday and the Columbine massacre . Oh I thought they put up a list because nobody did any of those things . I was playing last night in a Huttball when my sound cut out . At first I was like , " Nooo ! I got the sound disappearing bug ! " And then I realized that while doing some fighting my finger accidentally hit ctrl + s . Really me ? I don't always upvote I was like You bought * what * ? It's been a while since I had a girlfriend , but I'm still finding hair pins from time to time Oh how original . " Then you " ~ ~ Canada ? I was more than confused when I got multiple texts from friends saying I let them all down . Irony of everything is my Dad works for the DNR and frequently dresses up as " Smokey " for the elementary schools . No , see , we're better than Facebook users . Dick Swabb If this isnt your picture OP your are a shameless karma whoring butthole In the name of all that is holy woman , use imgur TIL : people come prepared for this kind of crazy ... Because all child molesters bring their victims back to the parents when they are done ? I agree , I noticed a symbol next to Lauren faust's name , it was a symbol leading to an article about jews . They use the word ' lesbic ' or ' lesbical ' ( what does that even mean ? ) . People like this screw up the world . Of course . You know what kinds of people they hire . Plebeian uneducated theists . Did anyone else see the reply by Jason Hurley ? So why is it called explainlikeimfive instead of explain ? As a German Shepherd owner , I cringe looking at this because my 100 lb . moose of a dog would kangaroo kick my ass out of the bed on accident . Do not want . My girlfriend is a former vegan ( just vegetarian now ) who ran a marathon and has two rescue dogs IF I RECALL . I don't even know why I typed that Oh , restart it ? I never would have thought of that . Hmm , is using my extra mouse buttons as shortcuts via logitech setpoint considered a 3rd party program ? " I could walk right up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face ... " it's funny because he's referring to GWB , but if you think about it in today's terms I have the strangest RES tag for you and I can't remember why . They're the " right " colors because the fucking Lakers used to be in Minnesota too More people should know about restrictions , people putting passcodes on wifi iPads then trying to use find my iPhone to find them . Upvote for having a boyfriend who knows SOMETHING about makeup . Mine not only doesn't know what's what , poor guy is also colorblind . I could be walking around looking like a hot mess and all he'll say is " you look hawwt . " " No , I meant what I fucking said . racist much ? seriously , why do you think this is a story ? care to explain more about yourself ? Ah thats probably exactly what it is actually ! I had to uninstall res recently because it would keep forgetting my settings every time i closed my browser ( I do * * not * * . And that was the point , which I didn't convey well enough , apparently . That was during beta testing , ofcourse the servers are gonna be stressed when a billion people are trying to log in at once . It probably wont be like that at release Wait so ... you met your significant other when he came there with his other significant other ? Dude got KO'd by a limp noodle . Then go to the other planet then 3 grand for that ? completely uncalled for .... WHY DID I EVEN LOOK ! lol some guy on Sportscentre doing the Caps game highlights called him Laich Brooks a few times I don't think it makes sense ... who bit who and who can't hear ? ? Because of your username I read " it's dickutiful " But ... but this is true for the whole planet . Because / b / really like MLP . A few days ago , I had an exgirlfriend tell my current girlfriend that I'm great in bed . They went on to have a full 15 or so minute conversation about me in bed . Had a guy in our circle that set a joint down in an ashtray before walking out of the room . We 17 seconds was too much . * Too much . * I had never seen this meme before ! I would like to see it around more ... That is an order Reddit . why was she throwing a FEATHER DUSTER at cobwebs ? EDIT : Redditor for 7 hours It does mean something when u spell it backward and read it out loud .. My line of thought about a minute ago : Oh , this comment has NSFW tag , whatever i have headphones on . Wait a min ... why is there an xHamster logo in this harmless site , ohfuckohfuckohfuck * close window before video starts playing * . Silly me , I was about to watch a porn vid right in front of my mother Then how the hell are you going to carry the water ? I swear ive seen her before , I was on a bus and I looked out the window and went Ok it is clear you either , you are completely psychotic or just trolling Traditional fantasy = SOIF ? I'm Oregonian and eating at a restaurant that had been poisoned in a bioterror attack by Ma Anand Sheela on behalf of the rajneeshpuram in 1984 . The restaurant is now called Spooky's . Right , its supposed to Dat pie plate ! Well that'd just be making assumptions Says the person who posts naked pictures of themself on one of the most visited websites on all the internet . would like to see her snatch It's only 2 dollars worth I read that as " Toe suck fail " . Not sure why I still clicked . It silver ... Where the fuck do you live ? Middle-Earth ? This just reminded me how epic the ending of ME 2 was , unlike a certain ending ... I've got a good one for this thread ... my friends and i were at the little league world series walking back to our seats , while we were talking a friend brought up the subject of hobos looking for cigarettes in trash bins . Out of nowhere this lady smacks my back , and says " and then your roll them up into blunts and smoke them , right ? " well my friends and i all had the I am Swedish and I approve of this level of racism . The crocs in OPs pic however Yeah cause im such a hipster > I can't wait to tell this story to my kids one day . What ......... the ........... fuck ! ? My brother is a sophomore in highschool ... he brings home his school newspaper and leaves it on the couch . I was bored started flipping through it ... they posted a article explaining reddit ! They compared it to Facebook . I almost started to cry . They said upvotes are like " likes " on Facebook Oh god , please don't do SCI 5 in june . I have exams then and can't possibly watch the tournament That's exactly what I was , and still am , wondering Why you gotta go and ruin my Caitlyn skin for me ? Thanks very much ~ ~ British ~ ~ food ... I was in a band called Butter Side Down . This gives that phrase a whole new meaning .... And the boss who needed the kidney transplant has already been caught abusing her donated organ . Is this 1999 ? What's going on with your code ? Font tags , inline styles , no doctype ... I'm thinkin ' not in the slightest ... > how classic This'll go straight to the front page I've heard people say he's Naruto from the future ... that is not funny . I won a trip to france . It'll start 05/02 . ... > Skin Tone : dat is pancho ... I'm from Florida . All 50 of ours are bound to Romney for three rounds . Don't ever compare the Cock Hungry Games to 1984 and Animal Farm . No twelve-year-olds . This isn't / r / shittingadvice ... i bet that guy fell asleep or something How old is this girl ? EDIT : Baby of Argonian and Khajiit parents I was coming here to say this ... I am disapproving of myself now for the second question ... Everyone chill the fuck out ... I have arrived . I notice one of the xbox copies appears to be missing so you apparently can't complain too much now can you Too many . You did it again Sir You must not have ever driven on the 580 They didn't even proofread this once No , I'm from 9gag . These two actually meet at a police station to exchange the kids . At least give some credit for ripping off my headline . Outside of / r / perl , people might not realize that that's actually the syntax of a valid perl statement ( except , of course , that if " use " failed , then So , just to make sure I understand this correctly , you made a novelty account specifically to correct this post , even though the post was already accurate ? ~ ~ Go kill yourself . ~ ~ I'm the one in the second row on top to the left . When I looked at this pic I was like Event info available for Facebook users only , apparently . 2:04 " we're gonna jam some metal " I can't unread those ... Why is this in trees ? Not sure if want . That list almost made me a vegetarian beautiful car . But blue lights ? I didn't dare to goddamnit sauce Yeah , I laughed hard almost the whole way through , than wanted to punch my monitor when they couldn't resolve any of the romantic issues in the end > Do you realize what happens to kids when the church looks after them ? The week before my birthday , one of my brothers told me you had to take a test to turn 7 . Every deaf person's reaction to this question : Running relay races in an alley at summer day camp . I fell on a broken bottle and sliced my knee open . The camp directors made me walk back to the camp facility ; they wouldn't let my brother carry me and they wouldn't let me call home . " Too old ... Nice cock That was ONE TIME ! ! I'd have no problems crapping in that room . I was riding my bike on my way to work this morning and I cut through Will Vill when I stumbled upon two trucks blocking traffic to 30th ST as it turns into Will Vill / Bear Creek parking . The guys in the trucks didn't seem too worried about anything so I went ahead and cut through . Six hours later I find out that minutes after that encounter , they shot a bear cub out of a tree with a tranquilizer . He also said we were closets Well you know my steam ... > I used to walk to QuikTrip at 9am on a Sunday in my pajamas and get people soliciting me for $ 20 blowjobs . I live in Arkansas . All four of my state representatives voted yes . I've seen my share of poor quality / r / wtf submissions , but * this * ... other discussions ( 2 ) , all later than this one ... I'm ... pretty sure that is one of the most metal things I have ever seen as well At 3:00 AM I walk in the ER with one hand spurting blood and the other hand keeping pressure on it with a towel . I smile as I tell them that I need help . They react with a bit of shock as they realize I have an actual emergency ( apparently my calm demeanor made them think otherwise ) . They slid a clipboard with some paperwork toward me , and I lifted my blood covered hands while giving them the politest Yep , I'm fine with my 70-100 kb / s Internet If I were to do something like this , my card would read , " My name is Special Agent Johnson . Your security is at risk . Please come immediately to the given checkpoint address in your finest evening wear to be ' briefed ' on your security detail . " ;P anatomy buff ... and you didn't know the ulna ? Shakespeare at 9 ? How old are you have have you been living under a rock ? Unless you just accidentally drove through the puddle and had your car suspension ruined because some jagoff got righteous about being splashed with some water . Goddammit . It was supposed to be implied . I don't get this mentality these days : Let's go find a quiet public place to * talk * . I can't imagine not taking your child to get a haircut until there like 8 How could there not be interest ? People like you are who make reddit fun . Thanks for helping solve the dilemma .. When the room was clear i clicked the link but instead it's this ? I thought it meant actually NSFW And by collection you mean your " Cartoons " Think of the endless possibilities of different line ups that Scioscia can do now that he has Trout ! On the far right , guy wearing a skirt That's ok , i used to think they pissed out their asses . Why else would they be setting down each time . Oh my god , I was watching the flat bed truck the whole time ... then ..... Apparently , there is a weak spot on the banshee's chest , in between the tits . > " So in zhe future I am merely used fürher jokez Hilarious . What else do you expect people to do with their cameras ? Red dick ? Dat Shaman The reply to the top comment on that article . ಠ_ಠ I feel eyes on me right now judging me You fucki'n suck for that ... Ya , they can just sell their summer home in the Caribbean . Don't clear your history they said . Your mom won't see it they said . Whoa , shit ! I never thought of it like that . Of COURSE the Australians would fall off the earth were it not for the hands of GOD holding him up ... Mind . Blown . Haha no one cares you have a bf ! ! This should be unbanned , the same way I should unban my dick in your ass Yea , um , at this point i would prefer tiled spaces on each page for vita . I am not pleased with the gaps in between the orbs , and the fact that they're not transparent is displeasing for psp icons . So proud of my home state . Well last night's game turned out to be just the opposite of that when it came to clutch execution … Try living through their x factor days , every second facebook message was " GO ON HARRY AND THE BOYS LOVE YAS XOXO " or something of that nature . I don't have IBS , but have always been plagued with stomach issues my entire life . Oh lord at the places I've been in . Once I was having a discussion with someone about U . S . law , and made a statement that the constitution was written based on Christian ideals . A friend of mine ( she's Jewish ) was in earshot and , for some reason , interrupted by saying that my statement was extremely offensive because it disrespects how much Jews played a role in American society ( Not yet , but i will . I have to put all the footage together . Ended up using a phone and ipad before i could find the camera . > It's best not teach women how to avoid risky behaviors , personal safety and responsibility , and how to guard themselves against the dangers in the world . Great idea . It's much less work to just blame others for their shortcomings and naivety . Too bad it's a standalone host ... you could use a host profile to change the root password ... but to join a vCenter , you need the root password ... I am Mongolian and i find ur guess offensive Indeed you do * * If you're a pretty lady , that's awesome . If you're a guy ... My AP Chemistry teacher pronounces it wrong every time created on ebaumsworld you know what it reminds me of ? the comment section from yesterday that you stole this from It is a funny Garfield . Someone keep an eye out for the pigs with wings . I'll just put these headphones on and pretend I never heard that d How many people are in your games ? My macroeconomics teacher , having run out for material for the semester , is now teaching us economic models based off of the bible . Spongebob would be the best porn star in the world . 4,500 points in about an hour . I don't think I've seen a pic move to the first spot so fast . Especially when everyone should be doing work Those snowboarders clearly had overly protective parents ... I totally understand this feeling . I get super mad whenever someone insults my dog . It's like they just insulted me , and I must make them suffer . Hey that's my name ! I never see my name on anythi ... wait a minute .... Now that you mention it the Aang Gang never changed clothes That is the majority of my auxiliary percussion . Still have 3 drum kits of various sizes for different venues ... and a marimba . Funny story : I bought my wife's engagement ring for like $ 500 ( Moissanite , not diamond ) . A few weeks later I bought my marimba for like $ 1,800 ... She wasn't happy I submitted this .... 4 months ago .... Oh dear God ! ! ! ! ! I KNOW ! ! ! ! ! I am seriously starting to feel queasy after thinking about this so much as I reply . Looking back , - I - can't even believe I bought and tried to use that damned thing . So hopefully he didn't believe that either I think it's more like ^ ಠ Would you ever just pull the pour on the beer tap with one hand while angrily pointing to the sign with the other and giving her the Project x ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ * Why would you Naix mid against Pudge ? ! > Sadly , I still lol over the fake I actually thought it was a good decision . I like having to make a conscious effort to go on the trees because often they lead up into dead ends . Auto-grinding them would've been incredibly annoying . Almost as annoying as the whole of * Zombies with Jetpacks * Howoften do you change your sales tax ? And I'm fairly sure Pullum * does know * what it means and that it makes sense . Even as a non-firefighter , I'm completely wtf'd out . Most of the entries here are about terrible , terrible situations . But they involve only one or two people , or a family at most . Forest fires can easily kill hundreds of people an destroy the lives of thousands . That was just a collective Why did you have to bring the cum box into this ? WHY ? ! Riiiiiight . Because if girls wear dark-colored clothes and glasses , as well as enjoy reading , they can't * possibly * be feminine . Their son was born in 1949 , and they named him Alexander Adolf we arent talking about the same type of assault are we ? So this is how we're going to fix all the original posts that didn't make the front page ? This is the second post of this kind that I've seen in the past two days . ! ! I also have the Let me just use this original design on my original car . It is a true black widow ! ! ! What the fuck man ? I was once asked while hanging out with a girl for the first time ( I wasn't good with them at the time ) if we were dating . we weren't , so we said no . Then they asked if we were fuck buddies then . Anonymous user kinggimped calls for stronger intervention and moderation , touts the benefits of the " Shanghai clique " . Also Jiang Zemin is now bedbound and presumably using the internet more and more . You are now aware that every cat looks at you with disapproving eyes You can change the toggles per page in settings ! You know what pisses me off most about this repost ? That's it's my fucking picture ... I took this photo on my anniversary . This exact one . It is saved in my camera roll on my iPhone . And did I make it to the front page ? Hell no . Yeah , damn these parents to hell for caring about their kid . fractured knee cap =[ this photo was from the day before i fell on my left knee while not wearing knee pads You do realize you are in / r / atheism What ever you do make sure it is wet . Nothing is more of a turn off then when a girl is giving an indian burn to my penis . That moment where you recognize that you know the OP . Why , what do you know that we don't ? North American reach or American Reach ? I'm assuming that they don't just totally skip over Canada and fly over to Alaska Bukakke cum cakes . There I said it , but they were delicious . You must be new here . ' Le ' definitely means ' yes ' ... * We should have joined the mole people * My point still stands You lost me at your last line Ya no , your sarcastic comment towards instant replay did not make me think you wantedto actually have it . Why did you point it out ? ! I was like Daaaaaamn Giiiiiirl you fine , but now I'm all like ... A lot of them are pretty rancid , yeah . Especially the ones who you would think are way too old for his music . A freshman in college tried to tell me that he was more musically inclined than Esperanza Spalding last year Jager bombs ? High school ? What does this have to do with Catherine zeta jones ? I read it as the many faces of derp Not surprised that you didn't show up ... again . They did the same thing with the iOS version of SimCity . I had an iPhone a couple of years ago , switched to android , later got an iPod touch , was reloading my games that i bought previously and was pretty miffed to find out that the copy of SimCity that I had payed for was no longer available , but I could rebuy the new version . Van Basten I know one I've already bookmarked it for responding to the eventual e-mail forward of the Koch ad that I'm going to get from certain family members ... i'm not too old to become a Jedi Something similar happened to my sister actually . This psychotic girl smacked her in the head with a golf club . The skin was gone and you could see her skull mary ... really ? mary ....... What is metagross doing here ? There's that , and then there's being too young to attend ... You Are Friends Here you go : YES . And seriously , I'm getting tired of the " Adult " mods on Skyrim Nexus showing up as top downloads . That shit's getting retarded . Four 40 year olds , agents or not , should be big enough men to walk away from a situation like this . Instead , they reverted to fratboy douche mode and decided to beat him as a gang . So brave ... Hold on . other discussions ( 17 ) STARE THEM IN THE EYES THIS WAY Why thank you for your contribution , NarwhalAnusRape Where the f * ck do you live ? I know , right ? ! I only have a Valliant II and I almost never snipe . Stoned City Is that two P - 51 ' s spliced together It's a table headed " Outsourcing " with suppliers on one axis and products / services on the other ... yeah , poor guy ... I've seen the last one before , except with " nigger " instead of Whitney Houston . What has been seen , cannot be unseen Women also get fingers stuck in there ass at the obgyn . Like every five years . They've never jiggled anything though so I guess I can be thankful of that I will never forgive my dad for this : I had all of them , first edition ( aunt was in uk bought it and gave the first to me , waited for all the next ones ) and he threw all my books out . With my yearbooks , and narnia books . Nice animated gif posted by Potato_inmy_anus ... Why is this in / r / nintendo ? Definitely better than " Trayless Tuesdays " . this is one of those " just use google and not an askscience things " I am disappointed , I adore his books but had no clue about his views . " Why don't you ever come ? " Well , don't you sound like an intelligent little zealot Isn't it ? I'm not black but the first time I heard it , I was smoking a joint with two people I just met and the white friend told the black friend that he nigger lipped it . I was like We've gone cold At least that's 25 points most people wont get . The curve should mostly take care of it That would make my life , sadly , my ex only got hard for other women Duck face This video made me very sad . Give the damn kid his glowstone dust Like , wrench ? Don't stick your dick in crazy " What happened ? " " My feet got burned ! " " Oh no ! What happened ? " " I pictured it as the dinky urinal in the corner of my frat house bathroom Well maybe American Irish do I just love it when the top comment to a video is stating the exact same information in the title of the video . Then you have safe search on negro . Great video , but Voyager being better than Inception ... Nice respectable candidates you have there , Green Party i do . and it's pants . world * news * 1x1 pixel image . Well that's narrow minded Why is there a <3 ? " Shooting an idiot would be idiot " alot = alot = alot = alot = Didn't block out names I recently asked one of my married friends when the last time he had sex was . His response was : ' Well ... I had sex in March ' Why wouldn't you just give it away or sell them ? " suspending support " You're doing it wrong As someone with UC , I think about all the things I legitimately wanted to do , but couldn't because I had the poops ... As opposed to a vasectomy , in which the vas deferens also have to be " pulled out " and have been known to grow back together . Blue guy Wow , this is the exact same dream I have . I realize I've forgotten about a math class and the final is the next day . I'm a foreign affairs major > but she has a long distance boyfriend alot = alot = alot = Snakeseare is like * * 55 yrs old * * . He went to college over 30 years ago .... before computers . stipple ..... we meet again Spacedicks with horses .... No offence but you're kind of a pussy What ... what do you feed it ? Normally i can get through all of the NSFW posts . Im just going to leave after the first two ... alot = alot = alot = alot = O . o just doesnt cut it . this deserves multiple ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why did I type Baylor instead of Shorty's It's always nice when dictatorial militants realize that they have more in common than not ... Google , one emote : At first I thought you meant the water meter My mom spent 5 minutes trying to find the " back button " for an iPhone before asking me for help When I was younger , my mother used to dry my hair . She thought if I touched water while she was drying my hair , she would get electrocuted . You sir are truly overflowing with bravery , but how did you forget to endorse Ron Paul while you were on national television ? Is that a reprimand or an excited exclamation ? .. you took a picture of your monitor Yes , Reddit lynch mobs always end well ... I've already removed one of his posts and directed him to r / bombing . Fear not , I know Blue guy well , he's not as homophobic as he seems , he's what one might call a ' sociopath ' ... he doesn't give a fuck , he'll say or do anything to get a reaction from anyone and then laugh about it ... but yea , I also I also had a border / German shepherd mix and she was the best dog I've ever had . That said , when we first got her we had no idea how bored she would get ( rescued , so no breeder to tell us ) and as a puppy she literally chewed a hole in the linoleum floor A majority of pop / hip hop artists today . Rhianna , Niki Minaj , Drake ... Lil Wayne Phone numbers . Yeah lol I use lotion every day So you decide to put the potential " spoiler " in the title of the post ? The pastor of my buddies church told the whole congregation that voting against this amendment was a sin against God ... Again ? Why is this arguement happening ? edit : removed double post at 3.8 MB / s ? that is more than twice my internet speed ! how could it take more than an hour or two ? ... and why are so many of you only getting this game now ? i am disappoint . Who would buy a speling game . I had one of these faces because i hate looking up the letters : Elton John .... The gallery ... You just HAD to choose that username Funny story time : When i first started playing LoL i used to think that everyone was fighting for telling who was a bot ( bot = AI ) and who wasn't , because my teammates were always saying things like : " annie bot ? " " 2 bot " " 3 bot ? " " they have only 1 bot " " only 1 bot ? " I can beat it ! I enjoyed that too much What the actual fuck did I just watch The printer isn't connected to anything Top heavy with three ' destroy all lands ' effects . Did you just compare the Beatles to One Direction Relevant username My username . No , because I paid them a visit Like , a sub with baby on it ? Did exactly as you said , dad . Got detention . That's not how you make bar graphs . Not every political view , that you don't agree with , is declaring war on something . Roughly two feet long Scratching your nails on a chalkboard Very cool , but GL instead of Wonder Woman ? thanks KO the last panel was going to the beat of my song explain to me how making fun of people's disabilities is funny Wait wait wait , 0:52 is that Eddie Murphy ? In this potentially oscar winning movie ? ... and he got booed for it * * PLAY IT AS IT LIES Slightly awkward but not _horrible_ . ~ ~ Oh look , * another * Pujols homerun post . This is turning into ESPN Deaf girl . ... and the worst part is , they air it in Belgium in the afternoon Sadly I know the team to well . We know Female here ... But she's too old for him Yep , that AT & T advantage no longer sweat ? Yep , 290 was virtually a parking lot today . Only if I don't tell him first . I'm the one with the Reddit artifact ... Linkin Park ... lolz Wow from a non-biased perspective , that must have been an amazing game to go to ! But I'm totally biased , so I'm hate the fact that you got to enjoy it I agree , but my wife is obsessed with doing this to me . I think it's nasty but its her favorite thing Women's basketball is a " Big Four " sport ? God a I'm gonna hold your head down on the kitchen counter as I pound that ass You couldn't have submitted this to a more relevant sub than r / programming ? " I have a rather noisy vagina " This title . I bet he really wants that 6th ring , he deserves it . Unlike those guys like Lebron James , Kevin Durant , Chris Paul , or Danny Granger who probably don't want their first that bad . Internet explorer ... Everything looks painted on ... Input jack , bridge , pickups , strings ..... Do you really need a warning for a site called fishblow.com ... It's ironic that honey doesn't make the trap more effective , but vinegar does . Old wives ... > Spoken like a true woman ... Im more interested in why the hell you have skype open People like you frighten me Am I the only person who saw 15 year old with a mustache . I thought it was cool ... Same ... Yes , because all Muslims are terrorists in the same way that all Christians are as crazy as the friendly people from the Westboro Baptist Church . Stop it ... I couldn't help but notice the young lady wearing a " Wicked " sweatshirt . Wait , if the Triclosan is already in our water and you're using water to dilute your soap , doesn't your soap now contain Triclosan .... oh , i've heard about yoou people Came here to say nice work , also wanted the internet to know I spent $ 900 on a motorcycle helmet ! I know that shop I'm a guy . People keep * giving me towels * . I've literally been giving towels away to people whenever the opportunity arises , and I still have like seven of them . I've only ever used three . As a Neckbeard Atheist Scientist Programmer Permanently Friend Zoned Forever Alone Virgin , this is the holy grail of girls ! Post her in jailbait .. For Science ! ! ಠ_ಠ I want to bang your 9 year old lol pedobear am I right ? Isn't child rape hilarious ? I don't even want to know . They are all 9 or 10 years old . I have no idea which side of this issue you are actually on . This is one of those posts where you slowly close your laptop , and just curl up in a ball in your bed . Hah you funny bastard . And TIL that he's likes trees Some years my birthday is on Easter The wash cloth for ... um ... Your title , on reddit ? alot = alot = alot = You're right . I never use the WINDOW MANAGER . Only constantly , all day , every day . They weren't really wrestling . What if he knew Reddit's logic would lead to us giving him neutral votes so he gets his desired outcome all along ? Saved you as " " A guy I know ( not a friend . Not even an acquaintance . ) once told me that depression was all in my head and was planted there by the government , and that I just needed to " be happy " . All the people I meet look so much better with the word we cannot say in my belly . Did you purposefully spoil yourself ? On " it " ? As a parent , no question you did a lot right . Yay ! But as a redditor you made a * big * mistake because you didn't record his playing for us ! So he draws objection to the formation of the group because it will be responsible for forcefully bringing debates and tension , yet you stay quiet about it in class , and HE starts the tension with tattle tale threats and insults .... Yea ... You are driving while writing this story ? I swear she was fat in the books at the very least ... Or maybe that was my imagination running rampant with things that Theon would tap saw that as a joke in sikipedia a while back , may be its the same guy .. hummm kinda a dumb question ... like nappeee said do whatever you want ... playing with friends is more fun just let you know ... did you ever played online with your friends before or are you forever alone ? Wouldn't you like to know ? Oh .. I thought NSFL was " Not Safe For Lunch " They're gonna try to put a silly wig on his head and he'll just give them a dangerous look like Well ... first of all ... CUNTPICKLETITS ... Yeah I'm on my computer , it's just telling me that the store isn't available ... and i just downloaded all the other episodes in 1080 When I played skyrim I went to skyrim nexus to look for some awesome combat modifications that made fencing and combat in general more realistic , turned out that all modders only want more realistic and naked girls with anime hair and tails The bone is the size of your wiener .. Then just upvote Yeah , that's exactly why . " I only do weed once in a month " Don't worry , there will be more mods as soon as I see more participation i read this as : Dogs and Torres We don't need more of you . One's enough . Timestop gun . Having a copy of something for 24 hours is pointless ... I just thought of cloning hot chicks on the street ... But that's still technically rape ... Maybe if you cleaned their box more often they wouldn't be such dicks . Holy shit reddit ! The look of disapproval is a real person ! Fuck man city . spent 2 hours on tvtropes . thanks a lot It amazes me that some of these people are even old enough to use a computer League isnt that hard He's probably carrying more weed than his body weight . n - yes ... maybe . well , that was rather disappointing . " you want him to do you so much you could do anything " Oh ok I don't understand this unholy love some people seem to have for dwarves . I mean , I guess the males look kind of cool , but them lady dwarves ... 922r is the most pointless law I've ever heard of Oh God .... the nests that were under that Lighthouse .... I believe I speak for everyone when I say , I think there were a total of 3 black kids at my HS . The school had 3500 students . You were killed by a zombie right ? Is there " cum " between her thighs ? alot = alot = alot = you just struck a nerve , XD is my favorite emoticon and a close second is this What kind ? maybe you are right ... or am I ? Will we ever know ? They don't have a choice ... Because they designed it that way ? " Now who's my bitch ? That's right ... you got a purty mouth . " ಠ_ಠ curse of the mummy I think that's primarily in place in the interests of controlling cost . Developing a VGT that can withstand the heat that these engines will be putting out isn't a simple task , although I do hope they open up the option for it down the road , as well as the variable valvetrain systems . If they really want to maximize the efficiency of the engines , those two things will help a * lot * . The lack of VVT makes no sense to me either , it's not a new technology or anything ... I'm sure you won't have a problem finding an ent in San Diego ... I mean , come on , it's the west coast ! Weed is everywhere ! EVERYWHERE ! Looks quite a bit like my ex girlfriends behind And someone bought one Well that was fast ... And apparently I can't spell while high No , we * just * went over this You mean an ellip * sis ? * Bf3 intro I shall say it too . What the fuck .. You're a graphic design major asking how to design your own logo ? ASPECT RATIO you mean when Nintendo went behind sonys back to develop the CD drive with another company after Sony went out and announced to the world and its stockholders about the agreement and the next day nintendo pulled some back stabbing corporate bull ಠ_ಠ Down vote for you grahamsaysno I get wasted and post on Facebook . Like every thought that pops in my head while in blackout drunk . " They're game " It's shit like this . A few months ago I saw an SUV on Hempstead Turnpike that had a " This is America , Speak Fucking English " sticker on it . save your ears and stay far , far away from that abomination some people dare to call ' music ' Neural Parasite that Mothership ! Wow , I had no idea those masts were so big until I saw that guy sitting on the forward one . You sir are not a scholar , nor a gentleman . ಠ_ಠ And you're a funny racist You're one of the good ones then . A 100 bird I knifed messaged me , and though it was a bit passive-aggressive , I messaged him back thanking him for having the courage to wear them and giving props on some kills . He replied that he's removing them so when he gets knifed people won't get the tags ... This : > We know enough , so don't try anything funny . Unsub from lastairbender to prevent spoilers come to gaymers still spoilers Obviously after having 21 kids , saying " i'm not going to father anymore children " means he's going to go from having 4 children each year to only 3 each year ... * Entire continent * " indeed ! > They forgot the religious editions , which I , as an atheist , find disturbing . I don't think this is working out . Anal Brake That's pretty fucking gross . Scumbag cat You're _really_ criticizing him based on the aspect ratio of his monitor ? Little Boots ? To each his / her own but Read this as " Everytime I kill children " But ... but I'm gay Don't tell me how to live my life [ NSFW ] ? Are we talking about foot fetish ? There isn't , some animal fanatics are just freaking crazy Are you kidding ? X - 2 was not linear at all Neopets are monsters My vagaina would not touch that " don't lick bowl " I would like to add that this is the third one this week ; a customer was walking and one got tangled up in her flip-flop Read though all that text , simply to discover this is just another " recommend me something plz " thread . Same things for me , play fool after cooking mother fucking piment .... , What does it matter ? You'll be indifferent . > They wouldn't let him in the Avengers with such a useless power so now he's pissed . Racism is so funny . Did you here the joke about the black guy who went to KFC ... ... you didn't say anything about the tower being on the ground with bugs living underneath it ? You're supposed to keep all of those goddamn secrets . But but ... it seems so straightforward ... metaphor like god cgreating a great flood and noah had 2 of EVERY animal on his ship ? O ... that was meant to he literal When people choose to watch something called the " history " channel there secretly just hoping its pawn stars ... I don't see the logic as to why you are condemning what I said when this entire post concerns NATO service member protesting a seemingly unjust war and their own involvement in the war . What's up with all the downvotes for OP alot = alot = alot = In the name of Hodor , first of his name ( and I will never call him by his actual first name The birth announcement was also in the newspaper the same day CLG.na is already CLG.Prime yeah , If you werent my ex This video is like a dozen or so clips up . You're almost on the same page for gods sakes ... Like shit . I knew some dudes who used to willingly drink it . " It's like a fine marijuana tea " they would say . No dude , it's not . It's bong water . no and nobody ever will . EVER ... Not before it hits you I'm 5 ' 8 " with long legs and 40 inch hips . I don't need heels I think you live in a different Canada ... I like how the guy yelling and screaming about lawsuites says hes a peaceful guy I still like men Dude . That's a really * creative * show . My band director is naming our show " Latin ! " . My first reaction when I saw this myself a couple of hours ago Without reading the title first , I thought it was someone sky diving .... The 570th waffle would know . Yea man looking at naked people is totally shameful . Ha ha . Oh look you have a tacky ' lolrandum xD ' username with buttplug in it . I can't wait for someone to make a cutesy joke about it . Or maybe even just a " My first ever game of ranked . I normally AD or Support , but can play AP mid . I was forced into AP because of a premade , even though I had 2nd pick . I did it just to keep them quiet . I said I'd take Karthus but to ban Malzahar . Instead of the Malz ban , we get a Karthus ban ... along with a Twitch ban and a Caitlyn ban . Why did the devs include them in v1 . 0 anyway ? it looks good , but not good enough to upvote me ? * sniffles * ლ ( Me too ! It's almost as if they planned it that way . You mustn't have suffered the months of " " Fermanagh " " Memes " " and " " Tyrone " " Memes " " pages ( Counties I live near for example ) with memes being misused every time Christian High School ... Boy Did he pull a wank before he passed out ? Was Shaq raping some guy at the beginning of that video ? It wouldn't be surprising at all to come across some lax boys ( obviously , now traders ) who play games similar to this . Except it involves dead hookers . It always involves dead hookers with them If you would be so kind and stop ignoring my math , thank you . alot = alot = alot = We tried that with ' Oh , You ! ' and reddit decided to go on and pile drive it to the ground I can't tell if this is racist or not .. ? That was NOT the first time I have seen this How many times can an " intellectual " fool claim that the US is a democracy ? Am I the only one that hates this hero with a passion ... RNG is quite possibly the dumbest mechanic to create a hero around Where have you been all of this time ? you are evil . I read that whole thing with my I arranged them myself High resolution 3D porn on triple + monitors Do you even understand what the fuck a police state is ? Where the fuck did you think they would get their water from . All of the desert temples I have been to have had wells near them And the dopey old thai lady trying to sneak stuff in , ants and fucking seeds that she's going to plant ? And lies about it . Then sits there wasting time for hours . WTF ? Back on the fucking plane you dodgy bitch - see how much that costs . " cut my neck " because you have to pay a fine ? I tried closing the picture with the x in the picture I did Dude , jaywalking ? Serrriously ? That's fucked . You know what happened to that money ... put this Who has $ 100 to spend on a dress the kid is going to grow out of in two weeks anyway De asemenea , are telefon cu camera de 4 MP , merge in Vama Veche si este activ in subredditul / r / manele . I'm confused .. I was watching his stream and he said the exact same thing while playing Darius but here he is just looking at the launcher But pot * is * harmless ... They had a jury trial over a seatbelt violation ? You must be proud ... I'm not going to say that you're a bit ' up there ' for Facebook ... But .. It's not just old people that gets cancer Really ? The picture you reposted is still on the front page . OP I am disappoint ! Finn + Jake = Fake People these days ... My first name is only one letter long . Not in small town Minnesota . At least not in the town I went to college in . Can't find anything much better than wonderbread I always thought it was a joke when people said she had a penis . No joke . Anal splay ? Widescreen . " Mr Lube " ... That fish in the movie No just stop I don't get why this video hasn't received more love on here ( then again , this * is * the subreddit where console users downvote PC players for talking about mods ... Yea I hate when I ask the guy who is last pick if he is good at ad , otherwise I will ad because I am . And they are like I'll ad , then they suck . It's even worse when the enemy ad sucks too and they win Screw you guys , I haven't seen it yet Where's Nick Cage ? I don't see Nick Cage here . That sounds like a secret military experiment . * Strike 2 ... * I would hope that , if booze is implemented , that no dwarves actually needed it to get through their working day . Migrants wouldn't need it because of the lack of booze on the journey . Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the white unitard in the front . She was about 11 years old and already had huge knockers .. 5 + million pounds and we loaned him back to them for the last two ( ? ) years , money well spent dennis wise " This game was the shit . I wonder who developed it .. The child took the thing in her hands . She touched it softly , and put its head in her mouth . - Wicked As usual , your post is full of liberal talking points and half truths . Think what you want ... Seriously , don't you give me that x box ! ? go out and get yourself a real system . I've only seen Ass Effect 14 , but I heard 3 was pretty good . What ? It's one of the best movies ever made Never mind So , it wasn't any sort of virus downloading it ? He was * actually * watching porn all day ? Imagine a person's college tuition every time you fire a missile I LOVE watermelon too ! Always remember to knock on them . You should hear a thumping sound if it's ripe . And if it's overdue , the skin can be a little soft and wrinkled . Learned this while working at a restaurant . I was in charge of the fruit salads I call one of my best friends your Reddit username . Just pretend I'm standing behind both of you and making this face : Item entrance / toilet ... you couldn't make separate holes , eh ? In fact I was more Shaved meat ? Come on , they've been actively * looking * This thread . Wow . there are 5,600+ peolpe whoe are subscribed to this Before there were computers , the world had not enough RAM to run a single computer This sticker looks like a motorcycle-ized version of or this : Team Rocket That kind of spontaneity might be a little difficult for some people though . Sure it sounds great but they might try it and realize " wow this is really fucking weird or it feels like a porno " and it just doesn't feel right . You can be animalistic by jumping into it and doing it in a place other than a bed and going nuts but sometimes it can leave the people feeling even more weird after ( or during I would also love to remove the keybinding for changing the fire mode , maybe we could just swap those two actions on consoles . I don't ever feel the need to change from full auto to single fire , yet it seems to _ [ quote ] * * accidentally * * [ unquote ] _ Not like that ... Yeah , maybe they should go over to / r / sense 4 for their questions First part of that question , no I'm not ashamed . Second part : You're suggesting a base-trade with Terran ? ^ Listen to this side note ! A boy at my high school actually had his ear lobe rip in half Read that as 16 is legal for Anus , except for anal Uhh because it's Steven Tyler A copy-pasted definition , isn't that special ! In Caldeum , you can find a cute bunny hopping around . You can't squish said bunny , but follow it anyway . It eventually stops in front of a guard , who swings his sword at it and sends bunny guts flying everywhere . In front of children . I see youre playing on a ps3 there , i do as well , just dont go into the water ... I'm currently wielding * * Black Splitter * * . " vendor [ ... ] supplying our phones " " It was my call . " This isn't Florida Because jars stop diseases ? Slowest since 2003 . Because of the bad vaastu of the Rupee symbol . Nah man , it's bondi ... That's platypus shoes across the road ! I live there Found the macros on my fitness pal ... Shocking the bun is 150carbs and 7g sugar ... Was fun trying to separate the cheese bun glue Really ? ? How reasonable it is to sign off with ' cry more ' It's a dollar alot = alot = alot = Hah - I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing . Not trying to troll , just perturbed that M $ rolls out a new RC ( yay ! ) and even offers a file format for my existing virtualization infrastructure ( yaaaay ! ) ... and then their site can't find the file . The constitution was written to be amended though . And the bible wasn't . Also , you said that the bible isn't a book of rules ... That's even hotter . No that I disagree with you , but some of the ex gay practitioners probably have doctorates of theology or some such unrelated field . No way to stop them Buh dum tss ... ಠ_ಠ want to know what else is funny ? Two snares and a symbol falling off a roof : 3 HAHAHA ... ಠ_ಠ Definitely fake , she writes fiction on her blog . But still really gross . Worst part is the really confused boner you get reading it The real question is , why do her farts sound like fabric rubbing . Why would you want a picture of someone else's kid in a kiddie pool . " I was watching myself get eaten " She does realize that most of the world scientists and inventors were male right I was visiting a good friend , who at that time had the attic room . While walking up , his dad was there , naked . Apparently he just got out of the shower and was .. shrug ... bending over to open his drawer with underwear is it a person shaped 50 or 100 lb weight ? Like reddit ? Yeah you did get quite a bit of hate , it was a shame really since it was for the wrong reason the real thing people should have been hating on was that fact that according to your flair you use IE I think I just saw my mother . Nope , if you receive this message do exactly what it says ! Youtube video category : Comedy I think it's more the age thing for most of us ..... * * ಠ_ಠ I THREW IT ON THE GROUND > Also , you said that the bible isn't a book of rules ... T-T why ... Just ... I'm going to hell now .... Thanks ! And I googled articles about him , why not his name I had a friend who did this . Those candies probably cost more than the game itself e3 disgusts me . It is a playground for le corporate pigs at EA Dam yum ! You're a badass ! I am a paramedic and when I am driving around people try to be nice to us and let us go first . This usually causes confusion in the intersection and then I have to due my job . I'm married to Pikachu . That awwww is now followed by a loud YEEAAAAAA ! ! ! ' I hate you You were trying to leave Reddit My sister goes to Western ... I told my non snowsports friend that I spent hundreds of dollars on a snowboard and he basically said " WTF , why didn't you just go buy a snowboard from Walmart for $ 50 . It comes with bindings ! " I basically had this face : Then I don't want to know what I am . I have 60 helicopter service stars .. I hate you so much right now Literally . They forgot to tell us what number to text ... WOAH BRO , the speedometer said 5mph What game ? It's killing me . Me looking through frontpage of reddit today : " oh Katy Perry is Loki :D D That's funny pic , wait a minute what is that .... Eduard Khil ( ' Trololo Guy ' ) dies in St . Petersburg , aged 77 ...... ^ username .. Ok this is pointless i know but ... his sling is only attached to the front of the gun and not the back . it's floating I give you the opposite of I knew this was going to happen Congrats ! I take my test ( again ) tomorrow night .. failed by one point last time . ಠ_ಠ vad i helvete The worst part is just buying them . People hate white castle so much that they just give you this Nobody is saying you should This is how i dance to dubstep That was me trying to be silly . And the tapes that a VCR plays are " Cassette " tapes , just not audio cassette tapes . That is what the " C " stands for . Stared at a naked fat woman for four hours . Afterwards anytime someone would would try to make me laugh i would just look at them like Uh , yes you do have to pay for the uni you want to go to here . The character Peeves . HE WENT MISSING IN THE MOVIES . " kitten smell " ... I know . This whole thread now consists of popular posters upvoting each other's Freud says That is a very nice smile . :) still a little blurry though . You had three different phones over the course of one year I think it was a joke The game ..... I'd go with , " Hey I heard about this chrome incognito mode . It's really useful for when you don't want people to know you go on furaffinity . * turn head * Maybe you should stop vandalizing her block then , Thomas Foreign Affairs . Why is that I'd like to extend this sentiment to everyone who's parents are doing this , and add an extra strong dose of * * * I'm sorry , I'm a cumbox , what's a guy and a girl ? lol my thoughts exactly I had no idea people outside Russia knew of this Oh god , my roommate it constantly telling me about that shit ... And by constantly i mean at this very moment . Explain sexually open to my virgin ears please . A little bit of both . If you over-nuke them they get super weird and rubbery but it it's done right they're ok . I usually bring raw scrambled eggs into a container and microwave them at work for breakfast . Biggest downside is that my office then smells like eggs for an hour or so . And not in a good way Install Google Chrome to your flash drive . For when you have to use that computer that hasn't updated since ie6 Exactly how I feel and then I'm too terrified to open my eyes for fear that they'd be right in front of me or outside the shower glass And I see nothing wrong with that . That's better than my barb's lvl 60 weapon Too bad the teeny weeny on the left had to be blanked out . Less interesting than the finger , method , by the looks of it Never venture north of Orlando . There be rednecks . Because no one is going to get confused and / or their panties in a twist about a subreddit named " AssTalk " . Well now we'll never know ! Thanks a bunch Some other guy mentioned it in their comment , but incase you missed it , excel has a setting to disable automatic calculations ( independent of the file ) . There's probably a shortcut for it that was accidentally set off . You should really try to recreate the problem on her computer if you can't get it to happen on yours . The youtube title says 100 * more about the movie than the actual trailer ... It's mainly about all drugs not just weed smokers but yeah I sure hope I don't get as low as those ' pot head people ' Hey , this only has been reposted twice in the last week , good job Wow you did a fantastic job ! I'm sitting on the monumental task of re-doing my parents ' tank : nuclear fallout scene there---moss I put in 6 months ago are gone completely , Anubias barely hanging ( how can you mess up Anubias ) ... and my dad put in a tank full of cichlids ... I looove cichlids but one really needs to plan ahead before putting in cichlids ... NICE ONE DAD Came here to say this . Is this an attempt at a joke ? You left off a " g " . You mean its not accepted as a part of masturbation ? Oh god the typo I wouldn't give him more because he is a puppy and I wouldn't want to over feed the little guy , you douche bag . > What's a " closet case transsexual " ? ... how the hell do you know this ? Ok this is really fucking creepy OP . Your screen name is extremely similar to my given name . Love your approach to sex advice though . Too many people get hung up on discussing this . Most enjoyable activity in all of life , and people gotta be prudes . Howd you know it was on 9gag ? I don't know whether to upvote that or leave it alone ... So I have to choose between " being beaten " and " being treated like a helpless baby " ? Thanks for clearing that up . I'm sure there is no healthy , happy medium somewhere in there at all . Nope . Why aren't you coming to church and feeling guilty about your sins anymore ? * Are you on drugs ! ? * Seems like OP is insinuating LA girl's aren't " classy and fun " . worryingly , when I asked my 2nd year if they read , only a few said they did . One boy was very impressively reading Walter Scott's Journals , but in the main the only thing the other kids read was fanfic > edit # 2 : It was probably Karmanaut . The car alone says they are a douche . Maybe he's not physically handicap ... ... How else are you supposed to drink beer ? I'm downvoting you because you have horrible taste in music . the word " crusty " really got to me wait , you don't play one handed ? I was with this up until the end . Females can carry a bunch of groceries too ... Used alien blue and went to make a post and copyed His beard is the same as Anders Behring Breiviks Nope , shadows still look like blocky shit on the PTR with highest graphics option selected . I did notice the last vestiges of hurky-jerkiness at random times appears to have been smoothed out though . ( for reference sake I'm running an i7 2600 w / 16 gb ram , ati 7970 and game running on ssd , and yes even though my computer crushes the specs for this game I still got highly annoying random small hitches with the 1.2 . x client I thought the bubblegum on the bottom left Bust_Defy was a beard at first . Glaive throwers vs Human too Who would think this is a VIP of SM & NS ? It uses samples from fucking die all the way up to the drop It is also my mother's too . The idea of " violentfap " playing as a hairy pussy intrigues me to an excessive degree . Their best selling game , BY FAR , shouldn't have been a focus ? People like you are why THQ is where it is ... Yes . You and all the ranged classes who dont have to stand up close in the middle of the fighting It's also not a subliminal message ! Came here to say this . Bloody Americans . It's original title is ' philosopher's stone ' - much better . They even rendered the movie for the Americans for it to say sorcerers ! ! ! CoC ..... cock ...... So , Israel knows all the tricks and isn't going to make the same mistakes ? Very wise of them . I applaud . I'm from canada where you cant find this anywhere I've been on the rear end of my own C4 before . Here's what happened . Caspian Border , middle of forest an enemy tank is trying to cap , I run up , place two C4s on the tank but the driver eats an RPG and jumps out , I jump in and 3 seconds later a helli pod rocket graze my tank and blows the C4 , me and the tank up in the air . My boyfriend spying on my Reddit ever since I accidently sent him a link to it . He says he doesn't know what Reddit is , but I see you Ryan What was with the shameless and blatant video game plug ? If I see one more man using the term " licky licky " to describe cunnilingus .... That being said , I don't know whether to LOL or # # I AM LE BETTER AT LE MOD ABUSE ! [ * One does not simply * * * Bad Google Didn't even notice I did that ... IS THAT QUENTIN TARANTINO ? Don't try this in Jacksonville . As an ex delivery driver , I'd go anywhere ... whether I wanted to or not ... California Burbank here , 650,000 up to 2.5 mil average here Dyrus is holding the shaft ...... 3 seconds into this video i thought " geez i hope this isn't the ba ba ba bwaa ba bwaa ba bwaa bwaa nup " music , but sure enough ... You're an absolute asshole . You know that , right ? TIL at politiet har magt til at tilbageholde lægehjælp Yes . We all know how much the US loves to stay out of foreign affairs Jimmies have been rustled We might just be the same person ... Fashion over function . They start chirping at around two or three where I live . ... I have the weirdest boner I have 10,000 gold . I literally don't have the money to craft more than one . I've only crafted one so far . Plus , I have no intention of becoming a scumbag redditor . That's just .... that's the part that made you say " ewww " ? I believe he suspects you of being a hobo to create a feel good story to make us feel better about giving hobos our money . Conspiracy 1 ! 1 ! 111 ! 1 Ty Lee is 14 years old ... Can't tell if sexual innuendo or just seriously lacking detail Is the creation of logical machines not an artistic process ? ID INCLUDE THE CIVILLIAN CLASS FROM TFC CIZ THAT WAS GOD GMAE ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's not 8 bits either * Really * ... Double penetration Alone in the kiddie pool ... alone in the tub . Who is more important here ? Why is worrying mom more important than making sure your baby is safe from drowning ? I know people who have lost a 3 year old in a swimming pool . An you're worried about mom fretting that he hasn't answered the door ? Toddlers need the freedom to be in the tub and kiddie pools alone ? Clever ? U fucking serious ? " a bug's life " We're watching you Bullshit , this is ages old . Fine , repost , but why the fuck do you pretend you actually saw this . I dont get it ... What did I just watch ? Errrr ... Am ... am I going to jail now ? very funny . Then try to start from the beginning and it turns out it discarded that data Actually , you're pretty cute :) Tagged as SourceForge employee Holy shit I came here to post the same thing . 39:50 what in the serious fuck ! ! ? ? I tried this on my iPhone . Oh ... Wow . My dad crashed his motorbike as a teenager , and he had to have a metal rod / pins in his wrist . You can still see the scars . And my aunty had a couple of operations done with her foot , she keeps hurting / breaking / spraining her toes . She showed me the wire going through her foot , her toe , and coming out of it , then proceeded to tell me how the wire / rod got snagged on something One of my friends walks in wearing shoes , after I've just had to clean the carpet , I'm gonna make ' em take their footwear off and beat them with it His one class is 4 times larger than my entire school Or you could ... read the article and find out for yourself . At the end it looks like they start to rape her All is well until their huge-headed abomination pops out . Such a ... Thick book While we're at it , where do we stand on * * Pedophile-black metal * * ? Maybe the health care industry should use more money to insure more people who need it rather than using that money to fight having to do what their very existence is intended for * anyway * . We should really start using a watermark . It's like a mushroom orgy man , that sure cured my giggle fit . . . It was implying that it was before we were married and we were still in high school . The other way I was going to say it would have implied we were married while in high school As another Astros fan , I deny that this is any kind of an accomplishment because there are Little League teams that could throw a perfect game against them . My JBrands are 31/36 . Bloomingdales doesn't carry them anymore Phone .... make phones of every app there is out there ! ! ! ! wait .... That is not how you make a flat white . Are .. Are you me ? Don't encourage him with a reply then It sounds like Chinese police are a lot nicer than American police My name is Bruno . My general reaction to most of the comments : This is a thing ? The only thing that irritates me is you do that thing where you put on lipliner but no lip color I repeat : * * I guess I have dry eyes , because mine usually remind me of dried shards of glass if I fall asleep in them . First thing I want to do is attempt to pry them out Too much blue sky . I wonder what kind of capture device he uses . Haha , what an original joke ! Us Aussies do use ' cunt ' a lot ! Funny ! Yes , he was really convincing as a villain in Battlefield Earth and Swordfish God damn it ! I would be a millonaire if I got money every time I jump in a frozen lake . looks like an asshole .... I've earned it because I can't afford a gaming pc ? So you took a facebook screencap that gets reposted several times and made a rage comic out of it ? Way to go . Ya ha . And his talk wasn't even serious . And they still went negative Bananas make the inside of my mouth itch . And you thought the texture making you gag was hard to explain to people .. Glad you're not generalizing No problem just thought I would help some one with this knowledge sense I didn't learn all this until after I beat hardcore ( took two months due to rage quits ) First response : Also from Houston . I'd say let's do a meetup but it looks like you .... roll with a different crowd . what the mother fuck ? The cumbox will never die in my mind . It has already been implanted in there , just like tubgirl . Apparently even trying to set it on fire only releases a god awful smell . 5 hours of building ... Well now , I believe I've seen everything Who the heck is this Amanda Bieber , I've been seeing a lot of her lately Please tell me you don't live in Cαnαdα . Does this really fit gaymers ? To bad there corporate dudes are religious ass holes , but damn those chicken sandwiches are good and that souse mmm , damn I just spent like 5 min thinking about food now I'm starving . My eyes hurt Xenoblade is a great RPG . I wasnt the biggest fan of the newer JRPG games I have tried on the 360 ( Final Fantasy 13 and Blue Dragon I never noticed how bad his teeth were Flash is required ! You don't think the rich benefit from having well maintained transportation ways , utilities such as electricity and water , and other infrastructure ? Nerdy collectors ಠ_ಠ Mordor of Game stores " i'm a good christian " . It makes it allllll better I know right ! I got my Missouri blown tube about $ 150 cheaper online than in Missouri That ..... sweat .... I meant towards OP Actually your one of His Secret shadow agency finds all of these mysterious items .... And posts about them in excruciating detail on the Internet . It makes PERFECT sense . " The French-speaking area of Canada ? " Dude , rule #34 This is original ? " She told me I could put it anywhere ... so I put it in her mom . " Why is that link purple ? Oh the stupid things I do to amuse myself Don't blame you not scouting lingbling as hacking " She told me I could put it anywhere ... so I put it in her veggies . " puppies .. El chino frente a mi casa tiene Nutella . MC chris ' is pretty good . Why did he make it on april fools tho ? makes me suspicious ... I get annoyed when the longer buttflaps get stuck to 1 leg when running , or hang through the speeder you're sitting on . Model clipping issues are ugly It seems my brain is the only one exploding trying to comprehend this ... fred ? Fred ? FRED ? Look at his username > it's the difference between total anarchy and kosher food stuffs . Wait .... If you say this , and we can obviously tell you are lying , nothing will piss off a food service worker more . Don't lie to us just to make sure we do something , that's bullshit I'll just stick to The Devil Wears Prada and For Today It took me about 40 days to understand what the ಠ_ಠ symbol meant . I use Alien Blue on my iPad , and I just didn't understand My computer still has a 56k modem card in it . Is that a Lara Croft chew toy ? I was dumped at a Sweet 16 , because the girl apparently didn't think she'd be able to handle the stress of Junior Year of highschool / SAT's , and having a boyfriend ... Either best typo ever or Making sense is irrelevant ; the point was that " rumblr " sounded cool , " rumblrbook " does not . Of course , I was a bit I'm pretty sure it does At least she was nice about it . Saharan spy > Either that or their market is millions of idiot bobbleheads completely swayed by branding and nothing else why do you have a kid in your bedroom ? For iOS only ? What's the fucking issue then , goddamint ? Me downloading the ROM ? That's the same as saying who smokes pot is equal to the Mexican dealers . My trypophobia ... what is his shirt tucked in to .... Now why in the fuck would they back into that hole ? ? ? Only meme I see is cant tell if girl or 70s rocker ... Because we can totally just DDOS the shit out of these kids , right ? I've been c4 ' d from there running towards the Charlie flag , no enemies around then I see the kill cam Yes , because once you are in relationship , you OWN the person you're with ... Neither is green energy or high speed rail . My parents didn't buy a microwave until a year ago , still don't own a dishwasher or a blender , and heat their home with a wood burning stove , all while not even 50 miles from Manhattan . Oh , and they're not even 50 yet . Easier to catch boosters , but far more work to get the same quantity Mm , inget som en släng av polio följt av ett liv i rullstol för att hjälpa ett barn GET THE HELL OFF MY SHTICK . You gotta be kidding me . Some people . I'm right there with ya , buddy . I had to give up my last prom ( I'm a girl , so I was kinda upset ) and fall semester of college ( which I even had a scholarship for ) because of " tough times " . Truth was , mom just got my 12 year old brother an ATV . Hahahaha $ 20 walks ? Where the fuck do you live man ? From reading the comments , seems like EA delivers this email to people outside North America , and doesn't even send the e-mail to those in America .... The missing the state-wide meet-up part ? Or the me sucking at life part ? Some research also indicates an average human weighs in at about 85kg - but tests have shown he's small enough to fit through the hole Huh , and I only nag my wife not to leave a six pack in the trunk in the winter ... Again .. What the absolute fuck Dude ... Yes , it was at my school at the time and he was actually known for this I can honestly say that's the worst situation to ever be in . Extra Im noticing what looks like blood on the floor , between the girls legs It's all been drunken =p mostly by me . Or spilled down my cleavage corn syrup ... Thats less than 1/3 of what we pay in Sweden ( Most of Europe ? ) Is it really that hard to just google ? > > > > > > So what your saying is o . O ? I think you mean No , can't do Can't even spell our city's name right ... I don't think confession bear is enough for that Not sure if forgot to switch accounts or if talking to self Thank you ! It bugs the crap out of me when people say " Oh he hung himself " or " he was hung " You ruined the sanctuary ? What five year old has pubes ? I'm still not banned from there no matter how hard I try . Posting a bunch in the threads there about how South Korea is the best Korea isn't enough it seems even though a bunch of my friends did that and got banned . I give up . That was not nice I just read that at 5:27 AM , and the only thing that I can think of to describe what I just read is ya i want free crap too , the game wasnt enough Fuck , guess I deserve that lol You win this round . Soooo take it I'm the only one ? Thank you reedit for the nightmares Please , for your computer and my ocd , please clean up them cables ! * you sent a poor sap to the hosptial * Not able to have a military army . Uses massive pice force . Now has nuclear weapons . Oh shit . I want to upvote ... But this kind of thinking got us George W Bush . I know I he's the Doctor , then where's the TARDIS ? ! your mom makes your girlfriends taste better ? ... Doing shit like this to someone is not cool . And i'm finding it on the front page ? Wtf reddit . s'all good till you see your ex Including comments I'm guessing your karma has increased by about ? 4000 % that's more than quickcashnow's APR Damit socks don't tell me what to do Ah non ! I swear my brother tries to catch me in the act . They had a budget of $ 500 . * I've * never tried to have sex with an inanimate object on Ecstasy " Womens " and " rase . " They must still be working out the kinks in the brains department of their so-called master race . As a sign guy , making a lot of these decals , please stop hating on them , or I won't be able to feed my family ... You do not talk about The Zlatan that way That was cold , man . Thanks to Katabatikos , there are 6 less What's with all the parents liking Limbo ? LIES ! Are you trying to say that they load automatically on a computer ? Yes you are hipster ... Jackie Chan was in porn . As far as the turd twister , please tell me that's a fake ad . Jetzt das auch noch ! Gottschalk's verfallsdatum ist schon lange überschritten , ZDF will ihn nicht mehr , jetzt rennt er zu RTL ? Wie tief muss man sinken .... Isn't this , pedophilia ? " Come on me bro . " You have just described nearly everyone at my high school . Did somebody say spider-man ? Yet Selena Gomez was not added at all ... Zzzzzena and Big Slow both in the money in the bank match . That'll make buy rates soar Alaskan here , and I watched a homeless native taking a seriously foul shit in the center median of a busy street ( for all to see ) . Just our luck , we were stopped at the light right next to him . My husband yelled out the window at him , " Why shit here , there's a gas station right across the street . " or something similar to that . He replies , " Assbag , this is how I make my money . " See you guys in hell . " mother fucker , i JUST got up and closed that door Flash is ahead in game 2 , Shine pauses after his shift key apparently glitches and he is about to lose his muta flock ... The Kespa refereees are indecisive and take over an hour to come to a decision while the players are left in their booths , some random referee enters Flash's booth and messes with his keyboard position yeah , show me the top hipster apple fanboy magazine as proof and you want me to believe you . Holy Mary mother of Jesus ... It's scary how hard it is to tell these days I swear i thought i saw " singsing is something in my family " I don't know if it's safe to click that link Dat format Snake eyes . wow , this guy is full of great ideas that totally add to this conversation ! Are you guys crazy ? They're fucking snakes ! Snakes aren't cute ! and they made him pick up trash Not sure if woman or cross dressing man .... So ... freaking ... confused How do we know you aren't conning us right now ? Rape isn't " really EVIL " ? Go back to packing ! I read first title : Want to marry your father ? The top right bar says otherwise Y aún si no gana se va a declarar " presidente leg ítimo " por segunda vez ... WIN ? lol freaky That's one bad ass pager ... looks more like this Proper use of Happy Ending That's right ; Hitler never fucked a 9 year old girl . Too soon Because I'm always on Reddit Who the hell is like " I'm going to make some muffins ! " and not even know whether or not they have a muffin pan ? Funny how 1 out of every 3 comments in this thread is someone who claims to also have been right next to a lightning strike There is lawyer out by me that has his mug posted everywhere . His name ? Justin Case . I shit you not . Fuckers name is ' just in case ' ... while breaking up the natural shape of the cave That happened to me not one , not twice , but * three times * in a single dozen . had never happened before and never since . Frankenchickens . WHAT A DEAL Hey now ! I think more than Disney has an issue with parents feeding their sons semen My name is Don . I am big man . Tall like tree . Never fails that anywhere I go they try to spell it " Dawn " . I did this today ... again Abhocke ist das mehr nicht ! Was ist wenn du am Radio herumfummelst ? Gibt es dann auch Bußgeld ? Oder die Heizung - Klimaanlage ? Abhocke und mehr nicht ! No . " sore-re " that's all i heard * mature sporangia * I've been playing for about 10 days now . Wish I didn't have to work so I can play all day . Because she's a crazy bitch regret nothing . ┌ ( In my state Geography is an 8th grade course You put bread on it ? I'm no doctor , but I don't think throats do that Undergrads don't fare much better Wow that's a total bullshit excuse I definitely like my idea better since its true . If they could've added those moves in the earlier games they would have but the game developers were limited by the current tech of the time . Plus I can't think of any fighting style that is classified . Total BS What did I just watch ? Maybe it was a Bill O'Reilly book Haha thanks , I think . My step sister who is 6 once said " I have dreams of a ghost with sharp teeth " I know someone who types that instead of " lol " . Every month ? I made a twitter account just as she made hers , if only it had snapped to post this It's Telus , of course we do . You want to know the worst part about this heat ? It isn't even August yet . So it is only going to get hotter . Because it works ? As a female , I would not have a video game for a wedding band $ 9.99 and they don't even have hinges ? Try having strep for a week , having to go to a marching ban competition during that week , then having strep turn into pneumonia > ( the DoD has it's own Whos the other girl in the pic ? > And all 10 Jags fans celebrated it's still good though Worse than that is the fact that the password only allows up to 16 characters ... I also always like to tell people that " oh yea having a kid is great if you want some to spend all your money on for the rest of your life " I hate soccer . " WE " I had a girl I was taking out to dinner say it was an attack on her independence to hold the door for her I .. I think those are asses ... But ... they're both men ? In a Texas river bed The mother fucker forgot a letter in my last name .. How often do you accidentally say nigger ? When the girl doesn't have a fishy smelling pussy But my facebook friends tell me that I should love god because if we were even a foot closer to the sun , we'd die in a fiery satanic hell None of it ever happened . You were in there for a reason , in fact , you're still in there . Pokemon book ... You aren't the only one who's been training hard , this should be quite a battle ! I thought I was in the " What's the scariest thing your kid has said or done ? " thread . I was extremely confused and horrified for a second there . My sentiments exactly . Really . A post from 9gag ... Gee thanks , dude . Edit : and your boyfriend looks hot I thought it was about Al Gore Yesterday had this one twice in one blue light run : Two lanes of traffic stopped at traffic lights , everyone hears sirens , everyone pulls to the outside a little to let us through . Except one car which panics and drives directly into the ambulance sized space that has been so carefully created . Then just sits there , presumably short-circuiting from panic , until the lights change . > He did , however , as I approached 30 , tell me that my biological clock was ticking , and I should have babies . The Little Mermaid .. Seriously , it's a super long walk ! Chinese and Japanese tourists seems to love her though ( but they like everything in Copenhagen ) At some age you are supposed to stop ? What ? Taller than me ? black people Uuuuhhhh .... YES . I waited like a dumbass for that . gif to move for like 20 seconds I always liked Mu . The floating island of flying motherfuckers who could live forever . Well , until their island sunk and none of them could fly away ... For some reason Same fucking plastic post ! I know , my first thought on reading this was * what the fuck is wrong with Owl City ? * What the fuck ... Gimme that ! Hey you know what would be great ? If they popped up a warning when the price you were putting up was ridiculously high / low . There aren't enough Please tell me the mascot's sign does not have comic sans My friend and his co-workers got a fish for their office . They named it Yolo I noticed 2 small specks of rust on my glock 29 3 days ago At first I was all like ' Oooh , yeaaa , mmm , ' and then as soon as he did that I was like He was the one driving both cars . Merkel ist nicht ganz dicht ! die treibt Deutschland in den Ruin ! That taskbar ... And I haven't killed anyone with my car , but I still have to buy insurance in case I do . I'd rather just cover me and my passengers , thank you very much . Albany , NY here , and you just described now til October I love steering my 1 ton death machine . Yeah . Looks like he was taking pics of kids on a trampoline where does the dew come from ? oh wait it was the dew elfs that didn't survive the flood I swear , it's programmed in my brain that if pokemon > pokeball > pc 3,700 . 00 ! ! ? ? Wouldn't be cheaper to just make your own ? ? It's a sad day when I realize it took me a good minute to reach the conclusion that , * no , piglets do not come from eggs * . If the dog is doing the humping ... is it rape ? * gag * is Canadian , doesn't know how to spell their own nationality The patterns don't match . The bus really seals the comparison ... Just HOW DID HE pop up on your Facebook page My bad I got you ha a sorry bro lol That's bullshit that video is over two hours long and yet I can't post a forty four minute video . Try not drinking in Australia No one else played a mass produced game . Ridley . NOT THAT KIND OF SCRUB ! This item cannot be installed in your device's country . Criminal minds . There was an episode where the FBI couldn't find the body . The killer happened to be the one serving lunch to the search team the day before . There was chilli Even tho you have more Health and AD With Dorans so the person with boots might have to recall first bling and swag ... and that's when all the Turkish men began rooting for Brazil . Or put a lot of effort into an end of term paper and have the teacher " lose it " . Then get punished for standing up for you own integrity and spending several weekends in saturday school . Misty is 10 . TEN . That's a photo of a bunny who just ate a red fruit , ( cheery or strawberry I believe ) . That's not a no ... And you watch those shows ? My additions are " lod = You're raising your asshole towards his dick ? Dude's married It's okay . We can't all be human . Gives a whole new meaning to carrying a concealed weapon ... They look like they would really be into Jesus camp Yes , because we all know that Limbaugh never denigrates women or refers to them as " feminazis " . He is a rational analyst who is clearly not boiling over with ignorance and insecurities . Isn't that kind of circular and obvious ? If something is illegal and people are still doing it , they're criminals . Legalize it and they instantly become not-criminals . " See ? ! ? The crime rate has gone down ! ! ! " Please . You . I hate you . I want to see the toenails now ... but not in a weird foot fetish way , feet actually kinda gross me out . Could you do a drawing in paint of your feet so we can see this , I'm pretty sure there aren't many hybrid paint art-foot fetishist out there ... and if there are ; That's the joke > Finally people need to stop saying things like " for this card that could apparently tripple buffer a 40 ft wall display It's weird I used to think so too . If you lift in a very quiet environment and you have a bunch of people watching you your focus is 100x that with music blasting In your ears . Try going to the gym with earplugs one day . Bitch is 12 Fuck . Another emotional_teenager . Why on earth did your GF want to watch this in the first place ? Try going outside . The Civ series is not rts . What are you trying to say ? Gas ? Saying goodbye to your girlfriends dad while trying to sneak out of their house undetected , but then he comes home from work ... you just had sex with his daughter and he knows My thoughts exactly I didn't know about this when I made this account ... You want a lizard dick ? Muslim Brotherhood , right ? I might be alone here , but making cookies that are supposed to resemble any kind of poop is just ... no . Well ... It could be a self portrait . Yes , really I spent my first night in a hole in the ground , checking intermittently if the sun had come up . Turns out creepers don't burn to death and I was blown up within seconds of leaving my hole . Once I respawned I dug myself a hole in the side of a cliff and stayed on top of a pillar until it was habitable . For some reason this is still my main base I usually just browse all .... But I can recommend staying away from r sexwithdogs YES MOTHERFUCKER , I DO ! I just don't like mayo nor bacon . op delivered , but wrong address very funny Dark souls I read " like a huge turd " ... I'm a terrible person . He used Springtomize 2 . That store is part of the cancer that kills the internet * " Concealed Carry Magazine pays $ 100 each for true personal experiences told by USCCA members . " * That's funny , as you're participating in ruining the standards . This was posted on Facebook before it was posted here Rubber cement , 2 glue sticks ( purple ) and 7 wine corks . Only eat 6 corks , just in case . Yeah , no one has heard that he did that . Yes , and it's * * exactly * * the same situation we were in during 2010 . Like nothing at all has changed or happened to the economy in 2 years , at all . So yea , it would make * * no * * sense for Obama to think critically and evolve his position based on his perception of the needs of the country . I like how I can send a tiny box to Hawaii for less than I can send it to myself . Maybe he's In disguise and the computer is some sort of portal Grow up ? How have you been on Reddit for almost a year without having seen a million examples of memes being overused and repeated back and forth in circlejerk comment threads ? That is EXACTLY why it would work well in Britain . No one rustles my jimmies like that and gets away with it ... It's called a mouse ... I don't think mprsx was I've seen enough hentai to know what your Aunt is planning HULU HATES CANADA . Don't do that one thing you're going to plan to do yes , i enjoy smoking oregano . What have I just done ... I totally dreamt about a guy at work ( girl here ) , and that we were dating and he was really considerate and loving . I admired him from afar the next day at work and after about 5 minutes of watching him I was reminded he was a complete ass . You save up for a gaming pc , but not to get games for it . Thats like telling someone whose afraid of clowns to go to the circus and they'll get over it . Holy shit how did I not notice this before the comments ? ? ( Oh because I couldn't take my eyes off the fucking breaks ) I had a 3.5 inch deep core intercooler that was 6 or 8 inches wider then this thing's IC on my two and a half liter sentra . I can understand wanting a faster spool and less pressure drop but honestly wtf is this ? ? I too will be 25 in a month . Doppelganger ? Hooray for crypto-racism ... I said " thingy " once in our architecture studio , and got a stern So this is why all the stall doors are always broken . Dat username She called it a blunt ? If she's 12 or under : How I interpreted the cats face - You have done well young Jedi Someone on the chat ? Sounds like a personal friend of Sean's that knows something the rest of us don't . Dear Alexis , / r / connecticut would like an apology I can already imagine ... No , that makes you an idiot . Good job being an observer . " In a way , illegals shouldn't be voting ? " ... Are you fucking serious ? They should not be voting at all ! Voting , by law , is reserved for citizens . I hope they do , too . My roommate is moving out in a week and he announced a few days ago he had downloaded our datacap up to 54 % . This is after he gave away our wireless password to our neighbors without asking . I get off of r / nosleep in the hopes of getting some sleep and forgetting what I read there and come across this . | People make me The fact that something like that is posted on a public place is enough to make their " depression " a fake one . Depressed people hide it ... and that's usually the problem I didn't know it had a name ... Except my friend . yeah and while i'm at it i'll add some more compressor blades ... except jet engines aren't allowed for ultralight and light sport aircraft so , the average age of our 2 backup PGs is 37 ... Well I conceptualized that ... Me too You're just saying that because your name is PotatoPotahto , nickname Tater . Besides , potatoes are vegetables , and it would be a bad example to name a resuscitating doll after a vegetable My niece ( 14 at the time ) and my cousin Amber ( 20 at the time ) forced me to take them to see it . I stupidly think that they really wanted to see a ninja film for the martial arts or something . No . They sat there the whole time talking about how sexy Rain was and how he can " pour down on them anytime " Das die dauernd etwas ändern ist nichts neues , vor allem das jeder sehen kann S er sich angesehen hat , finde ich nun gar nicht gut All while watching / r / picturesofdeadkids . Why is this " It's more important to play good than to look good , everyone could learn that from us , esp you chicago That one actually took me a second Too Tall Inappropriate apostrophe I thought the same exact fucking thing . Well there goes my sleep tonight . I use Gmail and I've never even heard of Yahoo voice , yet I found two of my personal accounts in this dump . WTF Google ^ This = DAE nope This was on the front page about an hour ago . It wasn't " her " step-dad rttr 123 said " I imagine * * your * * step dad just did this : He has 45 defending Yeah , and gasoline is an ingredient in napalm . At [ 9 ] going down the threads Please explain to layman why that is " I overheard a salesman once said " ... And this has a faster keyboard " what did you call my mother ? I've never played a game with really good AI , or physics or an otherwise realistic feel too it . The white people standing around him looked Indian ? Saw another guy do something similar in a video on Facebook , only it was his sisters ticket Oh , the name was that obvious ? I almost had sex with my cousin He already said it is going to be free . Exactly ! I mean it is / r / Wtf expect to see some shit that makes you say ... What the fuck ! ! ? Due to the nature of the thread , I won't downvote you , but ... Nah ... Probably 4chan . I like how this website tried to update my flash player ... On my iPhone not the way i do it Well said . Because you touch yourself at night no , you typed speak . AMA Request : Redditors or Reddittes who have participated in the August 2nd , 2012 Miami BJ event ? Could be worse , when I was moving out here , my mate asked where it was . I jokingly said " North of Manchester " . He believed me . now kiss.gif I did this for about a month before leaving . Those hotdogs sat rolling around in water and their own grease for * weeks * My church has wifi . One closed network for employees and one open for everyone else . Many don't bother ... But really , atheists ... If you're going to mock us , is this the best you can do ? We provide you with such a target rich environment , and you hit us with an invisible wifi joke ? Daily Mail Lucky you , last time I found an Xbox in a trash can there was she-male porn in it . Very traumatizing for a 13 year old . Her : " It wasn't leaked , it was announced . My sister - " I have the fat gene . " ( following a week long fast food binge ) Not gonna lie ... Came here expecting pics Yeh nutella is what's in the middle of them 2008 was your year ? For christ's sake people , * * they are not quantum dots That thick black edge of that flair is bugging me . Has nothing to do with this thread but ... Look at it . Look . since 8 ? I wish my dad understood this . I would then assume the person in question has pissed in the water and would hurry out after them . Because no * boys * ever grow up to become fat blobs who have no idea how to keep a nice house and sit eating bonbons all day ... Oh , sorry , I don't watch it often enough to recognize references People propositioned you for sex and you fed them instead ? There's a show called " Naked and Funny " where they show tits and ass every 5 seconds ... and occasionally men butts as well That's not a banana So buy the god-damn app , cheap-ass . The place you would miss most in Houston is a Bosnian restaurant ? You've obviously been talking to some pretty shit Australians . I would reconsider topic titles . " Who I do it with " may give someone the I was at an indoor pool , slipped and broke through safety glass ( in America ) needless to say the cops were in the ER before my parents asking what methods I used to break the safety glass . I was 12 . The last guy was all like It's like 40 degrees outside . Why are all those people wearing long sleeves ? I just reply with " hey " right back . Then , sometimes , I get a " sup ? " same thing Vermont ? You mean the least religious state in the union ? A Vietnamese smorgasbord ? Lo lei con la voz de chabelo It's Cameron ... I went to Five Guys the other day . There were exactly four girls cooking . $ 28 of games for a $ 60 hat ? Shoot , not me . 50 % of my passes go for picks . I have dozens of saved videos where there isn't anyone within 15 yards of my wideout , but still gets picked nonetheless You look like a slightly older , messy version of ash ketchum I hate being anywhere off land American here you actually freaked me out I thought you meant - 40 Fahrenheit Where is a RPG when u need one ? All over the handles . Kill it ! ! ! Kill it ! ! ! IT'S YOLOING MAKE IT STOP GUYS ! I'd like to translate everyone else's comments . I think that they have used a lot of language , vocabulary , and logic that you may no longer be familiar with . I believe what we all are trying to say is : Stay away from her Every time someone refers to a parsec or light year ( day , hour , minute , second ... ) as a unit of time , the ghost of Richard Feynman murders one of Schr ödinger ' s kittens with a cosmological fire axe . 6 months ago ? wow , that made me feel like I've wasted so much time on reddit ! What does the scene with the fake phone call to Hank have to do with Hank getting shot ? I think I might be missing out on something , I'm honestly not even sure what that other thread was about or how that brought up the topic you discussed . And now you've got me curious I blame Malphite being FOTM for the lack of Fiora . Cum Cruise Well then that's how you know that you really shouldn't be making posts unless they're of things recently created . ┌ ∩ ┐ ( redditor driving a bimmer ? That username Super late reply , but sex is completely overrated . I couldn't orgasm until I was about 20 ( and it requires alcohol to occur when it does ) , and that used to depress me , too . Having experienced it now though , it's kinda like " That's it ? Ok yeah it was really nice , but I thought it would be this great and magical thing the internet made it out to be . " $ 1200 computer screen ? That's the real crime . ' 08 - ' 12 Ford Focus ? Those look like Ford wheels to me . Bumped a curb .. I found a shiny machop in ruby version a long time ago . I didn't think much of it , so I killed it .... Well there goes carrots for me . Hah ... I remember reading that online during a boring lecture at university . I would have liked to see my facial expression towards the end of the story . Actually - > Now stop wasting your time by being helpful on reddit and get back to work ! alright , alright , keep your hair on ... Get this ---> Cocoon . Did anybody else read it incorrectly as " the Korean ? " That whole story can be summed up in one fell swoop .... Baked alaska TIL some redditors are terrible at spotting photoshop jobs . " first film " White people . July 2 . Put them together . Disapproval Cat disapproves . One of my friends once told me that when he was a kid he'd catch frogs and lizards and introduce them in the air to a baseball bat ... Looks like a hammer and sickle Unfortunately , the first thing I thought of after reading this comment was " Keeping Up With The Kanasians " . Consuela from Family guy . Yeah man , got to get that buzz for the rest of the day off my buddy's semen ... > Or alternately they're just not cool with their money being spent to support an industry they morally oppose . Fuck dog af In Texas , there are plenty of non-bigoted groups . Then there was my troop , that did their own sunday services at summer camp because people who weren't church of christ , weren't christian , and it wouldn't be appropriate to attend their services . eye herpes wait , " world's * * largest * * penis " .. are we talking about diameters here ? Is that instagram ? This is not funny . Why is it being upvoted ? But seizures look so scary 22.2 hours ... I think the only appropriate response to that is No . Wut is this I would think you'd have to actually be willing to sell at that price Micheal and Bryan drew them like that . Why don't you say that to them ? why did i read this in such an adorable voice ? Oh , now I feel sorry for them . Man , I liked that movie ... But I'm not sure anymore after picturing that thing following a kid around the house while he is scared shitless Weak . Yeah , I only just realized that , even though the reason I'm making a clay pipe in the first place is cause I don't want to use metal Every year at my daughter's entry school , the have a gun safety assembly at school right before hunting season starts . They remind the kids that if they should forget to take their gun out of their backpack , and bring it to school , they need to tell a teacher right away . Yeah they would hit our fingers with pencils , fucking teacher pulled my hair once because I wasn't paying attention to someone reading a surrah This dead horse has been beaten so much it's been liquefied and turned into a lovely meat sauce . What I want to know is where you would find pictures of dicks that high of quality . What's this ? You mean movies can also be sold with some kind of ... physical support ? Nonono that's not what the I want to delete this because it's not funny , but i won't , because that's not what my job as a mod entails . but still Dora does porn ? I joke about being around for two centuries ... XD it made me think , " wow that was ten years ago " you know , that kind of thing ... I'm old ( more like wise unfortunately ) for my years you could say , chronic medical " thing " , it forces you to grow up faster than anyone should ... : U I have a strange thought process ... What I * do * find evil is your grammar . Go to hell It's also unavailable in WebM . I shouldn't have to use Flash or a patented codec to watch a demo of a Linux distro in 2012 . Why " not true " ? Do you live in Réunion ? > No , seriously You'd be a good novelty if you said something , maybe made twilight references ( chagrin ) . But no , it's all ಠ_ಠ this and ಠ_ಠ that . So boring . At least " Shut Up Apostolate ! " can contain emotion or wit with more words , but Yes , cause that's the primary meaning of " oblivion " . A video game . CANNOT UNHEAR NOW FALSE ! ( ╯ You . Lucky . Fuck . " Adventure Ti - .......... I expect this account to continue to be as active as it was before this post Access to what Internet ? China restricts a lot of the Internet to their citizens , I have been there . I spent two hours with the head of the government that is responsible for censoring the Internet . You don't want them involved with your laws . Can't decide between deceased carpet and dark babies . Needs more paragraph . Yep , was with a girl I was sorta friends with ( we dont talk anymore ) and we were about to hook up when she said " You don't need a condom " Yes you typed the great parrot name right . If he sees this it will look like this : Then .. why are you complaining ? No its not a rom hack , it was just a secret release . I'm donating plasma for the first time tomorrow I know right ? ! Especially when they get just a tad burnt and crispy ... augh .. My fiance and brothers went to the river for a little pre party hang out / beer . And I've been waiting for my delicious bbq'd meats for hours Some of these are very humorous and innocent . The others ? I can't tell if it is an angsty teenagers , a misogynistic man-boy , or just an adult bully . waitwaitwait ... I've frequented MMOHut since 08 ... Is spunkify Omer ? Cuz they sound exactly the same Any movie ever made I was just reading this post , and then as i proceed to go get some food i walk in on my mom watching boxing alone ... When noticing i was present she quickly changed to travel channel . Im confused , what the fuck man ? it looks like you're sucking off a cat Uh wat Butt sharpie thing ? I think I missed something Gibberish . People say this but then in another post a comment saying that SAHP's are childish and only do half the work of a working parent got like 10 upvotes The kids ? Disaprooving Lemur says ; " Why u no got better job ? ! So we can just erase phrases out of the Constitution like they were thrown in without any measure ? Like they weren't forged over the course of many disputations ? So the concept of regulation and a militia and the state is right out ? Good to know . I'm going to rethink the 3d Am for you so that the Coast Guard can sleep over Not sure I approve of this response That looks sick ! Where did you get this from ? I have a 2009 red of the same color that is now asking me to put it on her . Women > you can get way easily * * When getting my appendix out , I was heavily sedated . I told the nurses and doctors that I was " The king of drama land " and tried to smack a nurse . I was in fifth grade . And you still managed to take a picture ? DAMN GIRL ! You're flatter than the door you're standing next to He looks like a 30 year old . somebody on reddit posted a imgur pic of " ಠ_ " on reddit , so the thumbnail looked like " ಠ_ " , and put ಠ as title , wo the whole thumbnail + title looked like " Likes you ? Where is your other hand ! I was wondering why everyone's ಠ_ಠing . Then I realized that the Not sure if that's a good thing , given your username . I don't regret it as much as the other person regretted it ... hehe . It's tar ... you put tar on a roof ... Asphalt is for roads ... Good golly reddit ... Jim : I'll do it for a case of beer and the return of my hedge trimmers you borrowed a year ago Looks like something my stepmom would post on her facebook wall That picture cannot be unseen ... He was closer to me There is ! ? ! Chris Hansen approves the message , but not the method . Keira Knightley . The way she talks drives me nuts . Try a different ROM , and make sure you have gpSPhone Bios installed . ( And that you're using a GBA ROM A man dies and you worry about damage Party with g3 pony ... well fuck Fuck You Too ! ლ ( My mom made me join that two years ago Yup , because a horribly unethical 50 year old experiment can , with absolutely certainty , predict what over a million people would do in a highly unlikely and hypothetical situation . Not sure if he is , but I'm married with two kids . Okay . Which is FIOS ... Did you really just share your address on Reddit ? Upvote for info , but I'm not a lad No idea who this was . The thumbnail was wheezy from the Jefferson's . I said , no way ... But still clicked . Please don't > Also , don't distinguish yourself unless it's necessary For once , I am glad I cannot read this deleted comment ... The way she squints in the end . Him ... Whoa whoa whoa . Not seeing the Big Lebowski is one thing , but you haven't seen Back to the Future ? Mother of god . Ive experienced something like that too . When he has anything else to do he goes and does that . Then when there is nothing to do he expects to hang out with you . Like you are the last option / least important . I've even had a friend come over . Then an hour later say something like oh my friend is having a party I want to go to . Guess who picked him up the first time and who needs to go back out to drop him off . He lived 30 miles away . Might've just been someone avoiding the crowd . I saw Lynard Skynard in concert and their big encore was Freebird and a lot of people were leaving to avoid the traffic . That's ... uh ... uh ... I got nothing . Nice try , Google recruiter Yeah I was also confused by the hivemind's decision to downvote anyone into the ground who obviously had past abuse issues . " Hey everyone ! This guy had a sad past ! Let's downvote him for making us feel feelings because this is r / funny and it's his fault for being hurt ! " Dude as a connoisseur of big fat cocks , it mildly inconveniences me to read that you refer to such an enjoyable activity as something undesirable . But not as much as being tangentially compared to Comcast ! I am a 31 yo Orthopaedic Surgery resident now in my fourth year . I make 58k . Also 243k of debt and growing . Can't wait to finish residency . I had a kangaroo steak the same day I was petting them at the zoo . They were also selling kangaroo jerky in the zoo gift shop As a transman , I can tell you that there's no such thing as ' simple ' gender reassignment surgery . Wrong ! He clearly said he was a " scool high graduete " ... You keep each other from suicide ? Wow sounds really healthy This is for the International version , guys . We don't understand it , obviously . Clearly , we do not understand the CONTEXT of the situation . Not sure whether to upvote because of the creepiness or downvote because of the creepiness does it look like the text is slowly moving to the left Cool mosquito bro That is awesome PED ' testing ' at the college level If he did just a funday , that would earn him a who the hell liked her comment They call me : Edward yupp . im running google searches prior to each click . Don't need another feminism.org FBI fiasco on my hands I broke my middle finger playing basketball in high school and the doctor was very serious when he asked if I did it on purpose Mine went to take a shower after sexy times , he came back in the room for some reason and caught me fapping wow beat me to it , except for the sexy part P . O . box ...... Yeah that's definitely a shit streak on the chair . " He is the only film maker to have 5 films open # 1 at the box office in the last five years beating out the likes of Steven Spielberg , Martin Scorcese , James Cameron and Quentin Tarantino " ... Photo collages take it up to level : haha , I will have my word ready next time . my band director for the first semester would tell us his girlfriend stories Wait , a story like this is on fucking ROBLOX forums ? I do hope you don't build with wood much in SMP . His name I was wondering why he just did say " I pretend I don't like my * boyfriend's * cat " , in the title once I saw these items you pointed out Oh it was her car that knocked it over . Minivan at that My ex girlfriend brought up the fact that her father would be furious if he knew his daughter was fucking a black man .. I was told this while inside her .. This was literally the first time we'd ever had sex .. Someone really made that guy into a . gif ... if you keep going across the ridge from the bridge over 24 at the ridgecut , there is an excellent spot for pics further down once you go over the brainerd tubes.park on the right on the sidewalk , and cross the street.it s a small area that use to be a pull off but is now blocked by poles in the ground.apparently , someone thought instead of people being able to park there for a scenic view , that spot is better suited for rich folks on the ridge to let their dog poop on . All I could see was him chopping his chili-shaped penis ... He said you would lose circulation and your heart would explode ... Michael Shannon has the distinction of only actor to perfectly emulate the Ummm ... Did you * drive * to Whataburger while you were high ? lol gay joke . seamen . poop deck . This better not be gangnam sty - goddamn it Oh my sweet mother of lord and Jesus what did I just click . Ugh I know that feeling . One time , some one actually asked me , " Do you even lift ? " And I was like You were at magic mike four times wot I read : " I'll just leave these here after going through her Facebook looking for incriminating stuff " . Redditor for 1 hour . I am a woman . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Good pvp ... In the forest ... I read that entire thing What steam gifs ? If it takes less then 20 minutes to put on , go down a size [ ] ( / cadence " No , really , I'm laughing on the inside . gasoline fueled , and runs on a diesel engine ? I agree . Whats upsetting is that I have a roku channel called Crackle , which is free , and it has nearly the same content as Netflix . Most of which hits the television in syndication about the same time that it hits Netflix and Crackle . e . g . I see something on Netflix , find out its on Crackle for free , and then switch to TV and see it on Spike . Oh of course , defending a man for being tricked into paying for an abortion for a baby that wasn't his , is misogynist Oh , the curse of the house shows . I am no stranger to the house show curse-it seems whenever I want to watch something ( especially Doctor Who ) , I can't because there is House Hunters or Property Virgins or My First Place or Flip This House or Property Brothers , etc etc . The visual on that just made me puke in my mouth ... i'll have you know that it's 1024X768 You're right that they're selling them now ... Very wrong that Apple store employees opened up every single factory sealed box and reinstalled the OS . Make that two of us . The Dungeon ? Oh , Steve ... some people just want to be dicks and start shit You're mostly right , except that you only throw 2 grenades normally ( which has always bothered me ; that isn't a " cluster grenade , " that's throwing two grenades at once . I was hoping to get a gymnast .... I got Jonathan Horton You make it sound like Alaska is an awful place to go to . Get in my truck so i can call someone to pick you up This show looks boring . I can't clean your laptop fan using a screwdriver and can of compressed air * Per game ? This doesn't look like 70 + games to me There's a pedobear stencil spray-painted at the bowling alley near my house . Then you clicked on it Which can be readily verified by the unilateral incidence of these same people in all countries , not just the United States ..... THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU BITCH ( tsunami ) Doesn't everyone has a hole and a heart beat ? Friends who lie about their POVs because apparently having different opinions = impending arguments . If I ask for an opinion , you better give me your fucking opinion and not shit that you * think * I'd like to hear . Cripes , it's not like I'll go Westboro on your ass for not being me . .. not really " fictional " So ~ ~ are you ~ ~ am I saying that Hitler was making my task easier ? but but ... officer I never yelled ' fire ! " . It was dildo to the face It's so difficult for me to rewatch digimon because of how lame the ending is . It's even more difficult to rewatch knowing Sora doesn't end up with Tai despite all the build up from season one [ META ] Please tell me what plot relevant character I killed . I have done nothing wrong in any of my posts . I have read the rules calm your tits if you have a problem with them don't read em . You failed to link the youtube video like the other four commenters . Right back at you ... I live in England and have no idea at all as to what one is That sounds like me - but how can i be sure You have morphs and youre sick ? I love it when we all gather around as a family and watch my first sexual experience Hey now , boner , why are you going in the OTHER direction ? Well , got home from work and entered the Product Key for Gods and Kings ... invalid key . You're right . The Samsung Galaxy SIII with that amazing PenTile display ... Seconding this . Sorry , you don't automatically get a cookie for not being a bigot . How ? Am I the only one that finds it weird that r / ponies is so popular with grown men and women ? I mean , my niece combs the manes of these toy horses , she is 4 get hooked on the needle GF ` s roommate smelling her underwears ... I would think that after seeing many of their fellow bee friends die , that they would get the point Just ... fuck you ... it's not anymore ? ? ? It's an encased iPhone . hello . diz is cat . me upvoted le thread . bye Y si Guillermo Sánchez Estrada empieza por cerrar su cuenta en HSBC Seriously though it's maybe the hottest thing I've ever been called Holy shit , I missed my cake day . Most inappropriate you literally just reposted this on the same day it made front page . Now go look at Annie Out of the whole thing you ask about * that * ? What the hell do you watch on youtube ? No Canada . They're still speaking * English * Clever you other way around ; looking through my dads old books for something to read , and found " Horny College Sluts " on VHS on the top shelf ... I probably feel the same way but my books aren't even on display and are in a back room ! Argh This was just posted , it's on the frontiers right now ... Huh ? That left a nasty image in my head . Thanks dude / girl Oh , it's easy , just do this : So you shower , with you dog ? Umm , OK ... I did the same in Wrath and all 3 days got the Druid Adlphhealr ... You know you want to ! I feel like I'm the only American Redditor that's ever in Missouri . Where you can smoke pretty much anywhere To be fair , it's a lot more difficult to break . You can't just open up C :\ and start deleting " useless " files that are cluttering things up . Why , just why ? Go to a large state uni . Sometimes I will have an idiot peer who thinks were still in high school . " woah dude what's with the knife " I was just trying to joke a bit , I wouldn't really put salt on them .... Letters ... so ... small ... I know its not much money either way , but $ 1.25 ! = € 1.25 They've gotta pour it on now , but leave some in the tank and don't go too early , the boys are perfectly placed ( 4th ) , AND .... SOUTH AFRICA GREAT BRITAIN GERMANY I have a penny from 1906 . It's got a native American head on it . One of my friends said it was become Abraham Lincoln hadn't been president yet I misread the title as " the pinnacle of my fisting career " Happy now ? I'm sorry I couldn't appease you while I was shitting my brains out . Ghost rider on the thrusters . Your car looks EXACTLY the same as one of our pizza-delivery car ! White people ... Lemme get this straight you got mad at someone for liking Kesha more than Queen and then you quote a Rihanna song ? How much money have you spent ? Little thing . Man I've been there . I've seen things . I don't ever wanna go back Seriously , fuck Mark David Chapman . A redditor already did Internet Explorer Isn't that the SELL BY date ? There is not a single objection that can not be answered . Furthermore , simply stating " it didn't happen " is downright arrogant . That's not the queen . Lebron and Kareem it only took 4 hours Army of Darkness , the greatest movie of all time , sucked ? I agree with you . Why would I have any respect for people who cheat on their spouses let alone the person whom they cheated with ? Rupert should be shamed even more because he was ALREADY MARRIED . Steward messed with a married man * * White people ... again FFS a little warning next time please op was kinda of hoping you were . i have a friend who is 19 who types with two fingers ... You're seriously suggesting Brian marwood is responsible for finding new city players I know . It was said in jest . Hence the " hehe " at the end I just think its awesome how you were raised amongst rednecks , yet your opinion of colored people was positive ( if wrong in a cute way ) . Much better than thinking they were black because they had spent time burning in hell already I am not a lumberjack That's what you saw ? I can completely see myself getting annoyed by being Invaded . I've seen the Youtube troll videos . I know what you people do . " 350 miles " ... 33 minutes ago I don't even know who the fuck that is . I'm afraid to click because of your username Cannot be unseen This is under the assumption that counterfeiters would use inferior paper to make $ 100 bills . I have to do three hours of training a year on this , one of the videos is over an hour long about how not all muslims are terrorist . It the same vids year after year and some people I work still tell the difference Because pawn stars says History .. compared to say .. I don't know the fucking dropping of the atomic fucking bomb . [ ] ( / yuno ) Secret Dragon Slayer Art : " I wonder what it was spotted with ? It's funny , I had a couple of elementary school teachers saying things of this sort , but there is a special twist . I grew up in ( and still live in ) Alaska . That is smart ! My dog just jumped through it which would knock him out . Net-code is serious business . What species is that sneaky sob ........ Lol awesome . Brilliant bit of satire , WmD . Unless you're serious ... then I'd have to warn you about staring into the Nietzschean abyss Damn , that manicurist sucks . Yeah , Rand is totally just playing the game threatening to throw reporters in jail . Just because you aren't sure what you want to do with your life does not mean you are fucking depressed paid .... ? I ... wat What are we , some sort of commodity ? ! Woke up in my old aviary , which was made into a chicken coop , in my boxers being pecked at by the chickens Or people who cross when zero traffic is present . What in the actual fuck . My entire body is so itchy after seeing those pics . I'm 20 years old Redditor for 11minutes All he said is that she is cute . There is no need for Well no wonder why you've never been anywhere . Look at all the time you're wasting pushing pins into maps ! This is only 3:44 I remembered my crush's birthday and so she told me her little brother's birthday is slightly ahead of her's and on the day she told me that I simply subtracted and said it is 5 days before your birthday , I then proceeded to ask " how do you feel about that ? " she never answered my question and only gave a look that was similar to this Why don't you have a seat and we can talk this over ... I knew this was going to happen after I saw the picture ... That's okay I didn't plan on sleeping anyways Woke up naked with my thumb up a chicks ass in a different house to where I was drinking in an unfamiliar suburb with no recollection of the nights events after about 10pm . She seemed oddly ok with the whole scenario . Date rape goes both ways I suppose . " Register to read the whole article ... " I thought it was from a cut scene in some new video game . I wish I could still just be impressed with the quality of the graphics . Now I need to think about how everything sucks . yea that piece of hair bugs me . Tried getting a hold of him on my lunch , but no response . I will get the back story . I am now on a mission Oh * * GOD * * As a psych major , I can sympathize with you . While I have met some people who actually are really passionate about psychology and know what they are doing , the vast majority of psych majors seem to be the " ehh , I got an A in intro and it's easier than * real * science , so I'm going to major in psychology . " he's been humping his dog so much it just automatically assumes the position when he called . Y los que son triling ües que Where did you find these ? I checked for locations on the Barber website and after entering my zip code , it just said " check with your local grocer . " Doesn't happen to most guys . Your boyfriend will probably give you this look : I have the Nyan cat shirt that's in the second picture in the military its called a blouse . Check OP's comment history . Almost every post is about this girl . Browsing / r / AskReddit by new and he posted something about her in nearly every thread , along with admitting to printing and fapping to child porn . He's either a dedicated troll , or a man disturbingly obsessed with a teen girl ... I'm really hoping it's the former Their karma was what's wrong Yup this is my rate . People ask me for multiple too . Plus keys are more useful to me than metal so I like it to be worth my time . Had one person try to buy 14 for 34 ref , he said I was crazy for not taking it You mean you ... seven months you ... every day you would .... Aaaaaand now it's in * my * head . Came for the video . Sailors enjoying black cat . That looks like animal cruelty I read it as ' whorehouse ' . It's going to suck if my dorm floods again since I'll be living in the basement this year . I consider those reasonably extenuating circumstances , though I might Yes lol I have friends ( my description made it sound like I am a creepy and lonely dude I go to dickinson . I met a kid from Kutztown who has a tattoo of a smiley face on his ass Downvote because ... well ... rap What is like to know is where Jesus ' other hand is ... > the fuck kinda people do you live with man The grammar .... it burns The cat licked him Umm did another star just manifest outta nowhere ? Ohhhhh joy ! I think you're 11 . " The " I don't have one anymore > ( V ) Annnnnd .. There's an arm gone Why am I not suprise this exists Obvious 2/10 troll , and you responded pretty seriously . There is ALWAYS time for Meatloaf Fuck YOU ! And then wins ..... There's nothing like trying to be inspirational and falling flat on your face ... Must I mention the whole TR and book things again ? And he introduced him as " the next president of the United State " he can't even get the VP announcement right .... Wow .... Seriously . Yeah , because being a dick is so comparable to the Inquisition . Or the Salem witch trials . ( Beat me to it . It also got ruined because of the 10 remixes he put out . As a closeted Jehovah's Witness , I do this all the time . Nice try Google and Apple The first thing on the pantry checklist is anchovies Nice try , karma whore OH , I DEFINITELY HAVEN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE . Paul McCartney will never die What did I just click on Just went through this thread . I think I need to take a shower . what the hell happened to the knife ? She was * stuck * on the level turrets were introduced ? Ehhh no it's not one of the best things ever ? ... It makes him look like a complete asshole Everytime I see these wonderful high res pictures of mars I can only think one thing : This is another friggin planet . This is the first time I've ever really laughed this hard at a meme . Well played , OP . Well played . A few I've taken to commenting on every post of his I see in the top 200 . If I wanted to see his updates , I'd follow him on Twitter 1900 Mall . What little faith I have left in humanity takes another kick to the bollocks ! I'm a nice Albertan ! Unless you're from Edmonton ... Way to help out , Canada and Mexico . Copy write ? correction , motorola was bought by google , Fucking Google I wouldn't want MORE of that . Crap , meant to post this on a subreddit What these ? My cousin ( first language German ) worked in a francophone hospital . She wanted to ask the patient if he's in pain . She didn't remember the word " pain " in French right away , so she just used the Englisch term . She asks in her broken French : " Avez-vous de pain ? " - she basically asked the patient if he had bread . His look was like " Capcom and Electronic Arts present a Valve Corporation game . " " So high " .... Reasonable , yes . Accountable , maybe . My dog likes to ' bulldoze ' onto my lap when I am busy . He calmly walks over and puts his head on my arm and if I tell him that I'm busy , he walks away , puts his head down and charges me , pushing his head through whatever obstacle may be there ( my arm , a pillow , etc ) until he is laying across my lap . Then he just stops and goes to sleep . He has 82 Feats of Strength . I gave my two weeks . Worked them while bracing the other employees for my absence ... Was replaced by two people who then quit . noting a recent one as well , dark knight rises : when batman releases the nuclear bomb into the ocean and there's not even one god damn ripple in the water afterward . Your reading comprehension is astounding ... My friend worked for an Australian company and regularly traveled there for work . He saw a place called The Arizona Cafe ( we are from Arizona ) and decided to give it a shot . The menu was predominantly seafood . That escalated pretty fast , one moment ice cream between whole wheat bread and then Japanese men getting raped in America . Haha , at first I thought it was a car and when the dog " took the bite " I thought it meant the dog got hit by the car ( took the hit ) and injured his leg . Then turned around and ripped its leg off Ah , that doesn't sound like it's an unhealthy obsession ( other than that occasional purge Every time I see Glad I'm not the only one that saw it . You could always inquire within . I would for you but I live her the airport and im still nursing a broken foot and can't drive , otherwise I would go and ask or you . Sorry Honor too . I'm from New Jersey and I hate the rep my state has gotten . But I spend my whole day every day making minor / non-urgent changes , probably 20-50 per day . Image got deleted Just skimming that thing is taking forever Boner Pop ... Mother of Darwin I didn't mean to " insult " him by saying that his antigovernment stance doesn't play with the vast majority of Americans , especially , as you point out , he he is the scion of the American West prophesied in a Zane Grey novel Sounds like everyone's Wednesday . Are you implying that not everyone does that ? I'm hoping I * do * get a chance to use the condoms . Unless you use them as finger cots ? Weird , I have a GameStop next to Walmart too They're almost guaranteed to cost an arm and a leg . Enjoy your DT990s . ( Hopefully you're saving money by getting them used . If not ... That username ... is eerily familiar . That tree root looks like it has a loose grey vagina on it Too bad I already have a name picked .... I come to reddit for classy discourse , and see this . lucky kid . im sorry , but i dissaprove of pokemon porn . Why would either be true ? ლ ( no , you are definitely NOT a doctor This is now the highest upvoted plant ID of all time for this subreddit . I'm glad my Scrotum Orchid had such an impact on this great community . Like this : I always thought smh meant " so much hate " * Who's your least favorite redditor ? ( It better be davidreiss 666 What was seen ... Cannot be unseen .. 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Thanks Papa Hey I saw those first two movies ! Then I found out ( spoiler ) there's a twist ! And I haven't watched any since . In what way does ARMA 2 not work ? Did I post something approving of the Onion yesterday ? I didn't realize I was required to identify and post consistent with the group-think du jour . Zerg clearly op , they have units that do splash damage when they come out a vortex Really ? Dat ? Can you do that with my baby's face ? I'm hanging it in her room ... it might confuse her one day I typed so much once I eventualy started to wonder where the backspace key was on a paper . Not all teachers can teach . Great naming there It IS more comfortable having this on , than going nuts with the black electrical tape . What about sunlight seeping through the blinds ? HA ? Yeah . ( and now you just fire yourself from galactic ? ? ? Thats quite sudden , given the fact that nothing happened ( ' Don't drink from that fountain , the retarded kids drink from there . You could catch it ! ' - Random group of blond 16-18 year olds . Fairly useful for ADMINS I went on once just to see what all the hype was about . Gaping assholes ...... Gaping assholes everywhere Lets hope OP never does it again ! ... you realize your name is " lonely-black-man " when seperated into distinct words , right ? Do I look like like I'm made of money ? Nice try underage drinker Why are his shoes different colors I may have been drunk . You know what , screw it , I'm gay and it's one in the morning so heres an upvote because I feel like it . And I didn't down vote you mr sassy pants . And now I sound gayer . You see what you have done ? I was going to answer this , but due to your age I must refrain . money shot to the eye gone wrong I honestly hate people who do this . When I see them I The part where he points it at his face once it's loaded , I guess they have * * * ONE * * * thing in common .. So he steals from the Free Hugs Campaign , adds a hot girl in and wins an event ? I-I ... Well ... Ohhhhh . i get it . I saw a blue waffle . What does this phrase " fucking'a cotton " mean ? Should I be concerned ? Put a sock in it . No , just marry the man and divorce him so half of his pocket is legally yours . Yes . Of course it's cum . I'm I the only one wondering why this guy has a huge snake in his basement , along with a spider that killed it ? Why do I have you tagged as " Lets the butthurt flow through him " That was clearly needed That's what Byrd gets for putting his head down Phreak's Teemo love face afterwards Sure hope you don't actually make it out of law school . With Agger sent off , there are now 22 players on the pitch . What the fuck . Kid is fuckin ' serious about breakfast . Just as much as reddit is about pun threads Well .. I got a pretty bad Week this week . First thing . I got too late to school on monday and my teacher is just fucking getting mad at me like I did just puch her in the face ... And Ever fuck head in my class is a doche who shall bully me and my friend and every one in the class shall act like they are some kind of badass Also that I am not an " animator " if I model or composite I don't know what it is , but I'm betting that this will be all over / r / AdviceAnimals for the next few days Yeah , I fell for that one on here . It was a coded link and I thought it was going to be a funny . gif .... boy was I mistaken At one point they put a graphic up saying that Sigurdson was being subbed off for Adebayor ... That wasn't there the first time I looked at this photo . Oh fuck ... I'm good Does that mean 3x menstruation ? Knowing basic info about aircraft maintenance , I don't believe you . The only reason she does it is because you give in Drop your pants to your ankles and piss bare-assed . This will project a level of self confidence that will intimidate all other males in the area and you can bask in the glow of your alpha male status . If it seems awkward , make eye contact This woman is completely useless at washing cars . I wouldn't tip her ... Well , that's easily the most Did anyone else notice that QXC is wearing the same shirt today on his stream ? DAMNIT , I was trolling in the previous post and then I see this ? ? ? Where ... where did you even hear that ? Want me to sponsor you ? Please take off all your clothes . Do you ever look at one and just go : " No way I'm from Columbia , MD . 30 miles away from D . C . so your guess was not only wrong , I live right nearby you . I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die Are you really trying this ? My most up voted comment on here ( around 1200 I believe ) is from making this face I'm genuinely dumbfounded when people say there are " plotholes everywhere " in Harry Potter . Please name me every single plothole because I can't think of any outside a few minor things . Comma or period please ? I meant the redstone part ... 777th upvote fuck yeah ლ ( It's strange , given that there were more givers than receivers ... So its not ok to make a call at star bucks if you must ? Great review . I just got these on a random bomb . ( are YOU the culprit ? Well it did . I had just finished unloading groceries at a Sam's Club and grabbed two other cards that were in the parking lot . As I was getting into the car I watched someone put theirs right where the others just were . That is offensive . My uncle happens to be not Jewish . What . The . Actual . FUCK . Their paragraphs look like a crowd of people .... I . HATE . YOU This . I like to watch myself in a mirror blowing out vapor Especially since it's a song called Dead Bodies . > Oh Jeez you're right it was probably just 2deepforme I saw this on a furry site once . They were arguing over what gender it was . the same goes for most of north-west europe . Not sure why OP thinks anywhere outside the USA is good for haggling ... No one tried it with you ? Or better yet ... How'd you find that out You can from squids though One common mistake sites like this make , putting what should be one continuous article on 6 pages Um mexicans get beat with flip-flops , i can confirm this i my self am mexican Our wife ? watch out for his van ! Yeah he needz a GTX 690 ryt guys ? ! ? Now I can't fancy a wank anytime I want without thinking that . Thanks * you're * cool . The part of town I live in produces a lot of criminals . Every time I see a crime I have the same feeling When I was dating my boyfriend 5 months into the relationship , and we realized we're still virgins . My body was screaming at me to reproduce and have children already , but I kept telling it to shut up because i'm not ready yet god the days of healreduction parrrley Of course grammars the most important thing here ... Oppression ? Wow , you'd think people are telling you to " speak White " ... Since they show all the Ducks players at the beginning ... I'm positive this game came out after the Ducks won the cup ( AKA not 2009 ) I love everything about it , but the only thing bugging me is that her lower body is missing I will await .... I didn't think the quality was that bad ! ! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UPVOTE . I would have not minded accept the fact this is gay rape As someone who loves Ketchup ... ლ ( You kids with your technology . All I can do is horde Facebook pictures of old girlfriends . Safety guy here . We know I thought we had forgotten about this Tonsil stones / r / funny is slowly becoming 9gag * * Not sure what to say to that my friend . I guess whatever floats your boat . why should a diagnosis change about how you feel about yourself and your life , continue to live the way you used to . stop feeling sorry for yourself . ( i know this may be mean but harsh motivation works for me ) What if you are made into a tool ? Rape detector ? ... Major douche . It could be argued that " The Edge " ლ ( Desmond Dekker does not approve of this video's claim to be covering a " reggae " song . Its kinda sad for me actually Thats what I thought to . I'm not gay I just have a ... disturbed ... sick mind Who gives at shit what champions he plays , what does that have to do with anything ? What , next you're gonna flame people for playing Teemo ? ? He plays what's strong in solo queue and what he enjoys . Yeah , that's completely unreasonable . Because nobody ever does that pls me wait wait wait .. what ? You're both on reddit , how fucking hard can it be ? wow , had to check your Elite page to see if you were telling the truth and you weren't kidding . 23,000 kills with the Type 95 Nice try " Mercado Soriana " marketing team I've had an investment portfolio valued at more than $ 399 since before 2001 . What financial advisor am I paying who didn't invest in apple ? > Being good has nothing to do with options . SUCCESS ! One down millions to go it is Since you are listening to jimmy eat world and such , we should start a game . We say the first 2 or 3 lines of the song playing and try to guess the song . Of course we'd have to trust no one uses google Just .... Wow ! Is it ok , kepaa ? Is it ? You bought him a Wii ? Try over 25 in my area do you guys know what the " tran " in Elly Tran stands for ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Damn it , if only Volvo patented and prevent others from using the seatbelt Well said , the ideal girls are not as common as I wish being in Miami you either get that party girl , stuck up snobs or what appears to be an attractive women but is really a man all of these = Why cant we have a law saying " no having sex with children or animals and no making porn of it " ? ( By the way having sex with animals is perfectly legal in several states . Therefore ... not obscene ... One does not simply leave a 5 year old child alone at home Try taking a picture of me where I'm acting normal , I challenge you . Because we know what planet it is from Also , I'm pretty sure that his date was his sister . They looked like siblings . All is forgiven So I just showed this to an NRF ( non-redditor friend ) . She laughed and then looked embarrassed . This NRF and I were playing scategories a long time ago and she had to write the name of an athlete that started with N . I shit you not , my NRF said Neil Armstrong . I had forgotten all about that ... Those summoner spells on talon and shen There are Cartos for dry herb , bubble hash , and high percentage oils . Yeah , it's the Palestinians ' fault the IDF beats kids you know so ... you liked him before he got popular How do you know if that's not yours ? How is this wtf ? Raymond Bachand ... Of course . What dog owner doesn't ? ..... It didn't lay eggs ... that you know of . " WW has a gap closer " you mean that ability with a 60 second cooldown ? What if they flash after you use it . Whers your gap closer now ! WELL THERE YOU GO ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Those stones have been in places that I dare not imagine . I'm fucking allergic to straw , man . people who do not care about I46 or whatever its called can find this offencive I must say , WHERE THE HELL were those soccer moms when I played ? Dude , you're near UCSB , which is a pretty big school . Classes start soon or may already have started , so now's the time to look on craigslist or whatever for roommate wanted ads . Assuming you are in your early to mid 20s , it can't be too hard to find a house of 3 or 4 guys who would gladly take a couple hundred a month to let you crash with them for several months , can it ? Get out there , bro ! " Polish Protoss who often struggles in PvT match-up " Okay . * Your * It says . jpg , but it's a gif . I agree . I get particularly annoyed when I see pictures of mobs . Cool ... a spider ... I didn't read the title all the way and thought someone menstruated all over the bathroom floor . Why don't you post the range ? Your not making things easy for anyone and not posting it isn't going to make you rich . Bloody brilliant . I love Zelda franchise . I did click that link No , I wouldn't . It's a water bug . Never been bit by one though ... how the fuck did you . . . . If it's so facepalm worthy , then why did you like it ? I hope you didn't friend-zone the rapist . Everyone else looks natural and doing their thing at a pool party , Ahri being an attention whore for the camera . Oh my god , I never thought about how terrifying that must be to view from the front , from the pilots seat . Imagine a bad late afternoon thunderstorm ... Wow , I get downvoted when I have spelling errors . I agree completely . > TLDR : MOD chosen because shes a girl and girls are used as attractions . This person , where does he live ? I can barely even type it . Cut your teeth ... I guess I have to buy all of them now ლ ( 11A film wasn't made in that year That wasn't a mathematical error Yeah I didn't do it right . I just packed it on a bong bowl put a title on it pleaseee . everyone putting faces and ......................................................... you typed " two words " & then wrote " independent swing voters " No . Just , no . Duke . Do you know a lot of 11 year olds with tattoos ? Go on ... Your mailman ... put it on the couch for you ? Yes , of course he did . Wow ! She's really in touch with reality . I'm impressed ! I think I'll pass on this one ... Was on my way back to the main page when I read " Fisting in Syria continues " , had to come back and check Mine felt my dick while I was laying down . Than he said " Ok , get up . " and then did it again . That's why you use a box . Did not read the FAQ . ... which is why it exists . What is this shit about a divorce , again ? Not die in dark souls Massa has a point there ... commie No jokes in here Go back to / r / atheism Ahhhh , honeymooning with your imaginary wife in Skyrim . Yeah I heard this revolutionary idea 7 years ago So this is what I must do to get a date . I am fluent in 3 languages — English , Spanish and Italian — also I was born and raised in a Spanish ( Castilian ) speaking country . What I absolutely loathed to the point of taking severe offence was when I was speaking Spanish with customer A and random customer B interrupts and ask me if I'm speaking " Mexican " . Upon correcting " Yes I speak Spanish " I got told " you certainly don't know what you are talking about if you think Mexican is Spanish " Wow , I didn't know I could shoot orange juice through my nose . Thanks . Are you implying past tense ? I looked for a cat , lizard or other small pet He boobs = man boobs I once played with a Russian who kept calling everyone " AMERICAN DOG " But as a 22 y / o , all of my friends who are gong on to be teachers are the ones who studied the easiest liberal arts classes , who had no direction in life , who could NEVER make it in the private sector . Let's face it , you don't have to be Einstein to become a high school teacher ... Sooo you think the game is bad , yet you subscribe to the sub reddit and take time to tell other people in the sub reddit that THEY are nerds ... ? So stupid . Arguing over football . I loved this comic , as you can see by my expression : Yes ......................... I thought that human sperm delivery was through kissing . It still leaves a bad taste in my mouth when I remember younger me thinking about my parents that way . how did you get bit on the prick This juust . Fucking . Happened . Business improved for my local car mechanic once they started charging a " putting up with filth " fee . Some of the more " entitled " people would try to sue in small claims court , but the mechanic would just whip out the picture of the usually window level or higher crap in the car and the judge would look at the plaintiff What didn't happen ? World War II ? look like nikasaur humping that galio I ... wut . I can't even . Why did I click that . So you mixed REAL legos with EATABLE legos ? ! Did you really think this through ? ... Cisse is like black santa Wtf I actually managed to sleep through the game But would have gladly packed them up and moved them to your new workstation on your own , right ? My name is Tom , and I once fumbled with a girl named Bri * allen's * bra for a good ten minutes . " I know so warm . " As a really short guy : I did , now . For all of us that saw some similarly creepy posts presently above this one I'd just like to say Like they said , It's " Guile's Theme " ... I see the word " humble " The ... fuck ? * browsing youtubehaiku , finds videos of acquaintance from OKcupid * I came in to mention that ridiculous story as well . The fuck man , I had no idea there was a plethora of trippin on weed stories around here . Note to self , stop browsing reddit on laptop while on airplane 2 downvotes me dan la raz ón It looks stupid as fuck but I see a LOT of guys with the stickers still on their hats . Ferrari sticker ? TIL there's a Black hole in the center of our galaxy Ummm you a little something on it arms First link on google is a forum post about your problem , reply says to " google it " . as quickly as you build it is as quickly they will turn on you He is clearly jacking off in Mays bed Yeah , only one player wants that Who the fuck makes these He said THE word well im not just looking for * it * , i want people to suggest things like it That was all one sentence These teasers are not flattering Tevin Washington Hey I live 30 minutes away from Santiago , we should make a small gaybros meet up some day , it wouldn't be creepy or anything ... * Relaxing * at the top of Mørkonga ... I dont ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That Wickd handwrite " You're IP " Catherine the Great did not die while having sex with a horse . Way to misquote me . What are you ? Fox News ? stay classy , reddit . Heh , the school's lawyer's rebuttal is " yeah these tapes are dramatic , but we followed his treatment orders " . Or " oh sure , we shocked the shit out of him , but it's ok because we planned to do it . " Slayer referencing picture , username represents Overkill , and I think I found a metal head ... She must have came across some scary shit whilst painting all of those flowers ! I can't even imagine ... Please stop with this joke . We know you like the song and everything . / r / techhelp The picture was taken exactly 45 years after JFK was shot . I sense a conspiracy . Mudkip seems to be having a blast on swampert How about a link to the original image ? I am constantly switching out something I don't want to since the directional thing is one piece and can roll sideways Can't tell if I should upvote because more people should know about this , or downvote because it's so horrible . 3 different umbrellas My boss is Barack Obama . Doubt this is going to happen to me in the future Ow my fucking head ಠ_ಠ NO I AM The kinect recognises body movements and full body gestures . Not faces " In the press release , officials said that the type of cannabis was too weak to have intoxicating effect and could not have led to addiction . " Single player * co-op * campaigns ? I was not involved , but I will accept your declaration of war anyway . Be warned . Ohahahaha I will try thanks , you had me looking all over that gif for a backpack Says " Black guy " in title . Reddit automatically assumes it's stolen > I asked the employee " who unplugged the speaker wire ? " they responded with shrugs . But you can probably tweet from it All I can say is I live in the tip of the penis Sorry to hear that man . I had a roommate like that once upon a time ... my stepbrother I think he's just 13 . Look at his comment history > It changed for the worst when that awful Ask a Rapist thread was posted . Both of you misspelled " misspelled " . Your grammar Yup , like maybe how you've amassed over 300,000 comment karma in almost 90 days . I am too tired . I read that as " Instead of jerking off , jerk them off " You misspelled ( Seriously . Silly gif gets you What is a sheeple ? All I can think of is a sheep's head on a human body . why would anyone downvote this ? ? ? WHYY ? ? ? ლ ( Dammit , when I saw the picture I thought of making a Jason statham comment . You stole it from me had to google cornhole cause at first i was like Well he needs to protect his identity I'm on to you Wrong hole . its so true No . What does " dad " taste like ? Tagging you with ಠಠ I see what you did there No , because that would cause pronoun confusion . Make that shove a kick You were called ugly ? Hahaha Oh my god ! You edited the video . It wasn't a joke ! An Iron bikini mod ? Really ? Yeah , it's the symbol for Bromine A damn good one ... You really shouldn't care what fans of throw and catch game says ! Even if its a multi million $ $ throw & catch league ! ! Why are they calling it football league its beyond me ... Not Again Heactually means how to join an chat with an other chat client lulz I'm eating a grape right now Yeah ... It really needs a scope to be seen well . I was hoping if you had some sharp eyes you could put your front sight post on the downvote and fire . I'm assuming leaf sights ? I wanted a ' normal ' score to be about 9 with lots of head room for any fantastic shots . Remember , you can use as many followups as you want for the No just home . All the Ip's are from Georgia . I'm 3000 miles away from Georgia . ಠ_ಠ snatches out by who ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The duck tape is on the wrong way . Those cups won't fall down , they will just be suspended . I read this as " Shitting on someones face " . I was like Wasnt really advertising , I thought that maybe you would like the rotation . Sorry ! Didnt know you were that easily offended It pains me to read that I've never seen myself click the downvote button so fast How did they show you how to put a condom on ? So basically , if the equivalent of one 2012 US dollar was paid every SECOND since the history of mankind began , the US debt would still not be neutralized . That's when I give my boyfriend the " shh . I'm listening to their conversation " face . It looks something like this : um not sure if we should be concerned with how willing you are to use this produce again I despised that show for some reason ... Probably because when I first walked in when it was playing , it was showing Muriel's lips exploding . thank my little man .. ಠ_ಠ Yet they can track all of my emails and cell phone activities Why would you need Tor for porn ? Unless its the kiddie variety ... How do you know ? I don't know if I should downvote this ( and get lumped in with white knights ) because of your retarded " More proof that even though we get old enough to vote , maturity is not a trait many adults develop . Well , there is the r / rule 34 subreddit Two stadiums have removable fields , they should invest in one And " YOLO " is one of our most commonly searched for words . That's it , I'm convinced that YOLO was made popular by Reddit . I have yet to hear it mentioned a single time outside this website , and it's one if our most popular correlated searches . I'm not liking the trend of digital games being sold by the developers for almost 50 % more than the hard copy Oh , there you are you little bugger . Some have waited for you a long time . And because you are omnipotent and omniscient , here , have a disapproval face from our subreddit Damn my curiosity ha ! This wins .. unless your lying now Amen vafan I thought it was hydrofluoric acid before they set it on fire , would have been much worse What ... no apology ? Imagine all of the karma you missed out on because you used " swag " . Not to mention " epic " . His intestines were inside his nut sack untill they started to rot Oh , I get it . It's funny because it implies men are sexual predators . Yeah , it just must be uncomfortable for the owners of your patients - And that is a big hurdle for many people to go over . It is simply super weird , though it shouldn't be . Yeah , that makes so much sense ! My Impression about this picture : the viewer is trying to reach a goal , but the viewer has been trying to get to it for so long he's gotten desperate ! So desperate that when a mountain gets in his way he's decided there's only one way to get past it . He must knife the mountain ... and get its dogtags How are you even alive ? I saw a Homer Simpson-esque mouth You want water damage to your car ? Yep . Better stay away from the blacks unless you want to get stabbed . After watching episode 10 of sword art online , it has become my favorite anime of 2012 . So much in just one episode ahhhhh good o'l over reaction I would have deleted my comment after rereading yours , but I couldn't find the delete button on the compact version of the site ( I don't know if I should Lonely London stoner checking in too .. Google tells me that I should find that offensive , so I'm sending you this : No , not creepy at all Our tax dollars can pay for men but not common sense Oh crap I have a V-neck ... time to throw it out Like when I'm support and sprint up to a tank and instead of pulling out my C4 charges and finding out I have Claymores .... Ah , yes . Rosicrucians . I'm especially fond of the modern ones ' habit of appropriating all sorts of people into their invented self-histories . It makes for a special treat when they show up at a historic site and want to learn all about their Rosicrucian predecessors . " TL ;D R " much ? Though it does touch on some key points , I love how completely un-biased this article is . Never have I seen a more balanced , two-sided discussion on the presidential candidates . I lost my virginity at 17 , and it was terrible . a pair of twins invited my friend and I to a new years party . basically it wasnt a party and they were just trying to get us there . so to make a long story short , to keep up with my friend who was trying to have sex with twin 1 , I had sex with twin 2 . she had on two pairs of underwear > * After a day's worth of poop-filled condoms , necrotic ball-sack & dismembered torsos from r / wtf ... * You realize that it's pretty much like saying " Blacks like chicken and watermelons until proven otherwise . " One big That's probably the cutest Oh oh ! I got a pun too ! HEY GUYS ANYONE ELSE TIRED OF CIRCLE JERKING BECAUSE I SURE AM . Same here ! ! So excite ! But now I can't sleep . Why didn't they ultrasound your uterus externally through your skin ? ( Isn't that the point of ultrasound , that it's non-invasive Reminded me of the time my friend convinced me that in order to jump with the Wiimote in Mario Kart Wii , you had to make a jerking off motion . It took me a few weeks until I realized you only had to do a flicking motion That's both cheaper initially , and lacks the ongoing fee . Wait ... you keep your back door open consistently , and then complain about flies in the house ? Thank you ! I lived in Green Hills when I first moved to Nashville 13 + yrs ago ... couldn't handle Hillsboro Road all the time . Because 2 seconds to type a command and take a screenshot is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much work ..... Who knew the official transgender barometer for personal feelings was from South Park . This is awesome but it just reminds me of some iPod commercial where only good looking people are allowed to be involved . Yep and then you just get the ones that wont leave colby alone . The elevator in my college has a nice paper inside it which states it is exempt from routine maintenance checks provided it is operational . I like how it's cut perfectly straight * underneath * the screw . Which anime is this from ? Do you know that the Google Fiber has the the download speed that is same as the speed it takes to copy a file from your hard disk to a USB flash drive ? John ! What did you think it would be ? Yeah . Your brother was just worried and trying to find a logical root cause for all that nosebleed ... Dat ........... fit . Some highlights from the demo of this awesome feature But it says virtually indestructible right on the advertisement .. They wouldn't lie to us would they So are you one of those bots ? Why do you phrase it as if this is some amazing weird off-the - Unless he / she is saying he / she is 70 for the karma Comma omission * ... and the vicious cycle begins * Maxing out splash first ? Now I'm scared of dentists Work on your spelling , both of you Not sure if sarcasm . Who * 16th * Why the antec hate ? Has cardinals flair . > Mike Wallace , deep threat . Exactly right . They don't suit everything . To anyone who downvoted me : good luck with your * cough * " coding " DAYM NATURE , you scary All of whom , weeden had the worst start . May I ask how you found this ? I'm sure Prince Harry and his platoon love the idea of being " bait " for the insurgents . Anyone have another video link ? YouTube removed it for violation .. I read this as Stan Lee ... If you are doing them out of order , admittedly I think I'd laugh my ass off if I saw you do Mewtwo , he was BUILT for If the spy is trying to strafe into place for a backstab , I prefer the wrench's ability to hit everything directly in front of you . Obviously you're going to have a bad time if you run up to a pyro and smack him with your wrench , but still . The name of the song is " Electric Feel " . You lazy sack of shit So you'd be swimming in a pile of cum ... I mean everywhere . At least you'll be getting compensated for carrying a pager Thanks for the help ... " wisdom " I must have missed the memo Two words : " Michael Bay " All those teabags Does burning flag burners produce deadly smoke ? We might be looking at an endless chain of burnings here Examiner lists San Diego as # 2 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! That's gotta taste like marmite and grape juice ! ! I live in Plano too ... Melinda Gates hands .... Care to elaborate on the " I knew it ! ! It was the first thing I noticed The summer I turned 13 , my Dad and Step-Mom adopted two girls ( ages 2 and 3 ) . A couple weeks before Christmas , they told me " now that your sisters are here , don't expect anything for Christmas . We've got them to worry about now . " Way overboard man ... 193 of this ( 251 comments , 150 numbers . The odds are against me did you really take a picture of your computer screen ? RES has forsaken me . I think he means that he can't make the And the inside of your pocket smells amazing Oh my gosh , absolutely not ! That is absurd that a mother-in-law would think she could go on a honeymoon ! On a much less weird note , while my husband and I were on our honeymoon , his mother kept trying to contact us ( via e-mail , thankfully we didn't have our phones ) and was upset when he wouldn't respond . Now , my husband's brother is on his honeymoon , and she keeps calling us wondering what they're up to because " I tried calling him , but he won't pick up " ...... Im a guy , TIL I look like a girl See that arrow at top when your writing a comment ? Tap it then swipe right for emotes and swipe left for a Lowe's once told me they couldn't cut a key because " we only have blanks for houses , not condos " ( it was a key from an off-the-shelf Schlage lockset I had just bought a week earlier ) . Another time I brought them a transponder key blank for my truck and asked them just to cut it - the clerk told me " that would be a Federal offense " and " I would have to call the FBI and report you if I cut it " . Is the guy next to the sasquatch named Aaron ? He looks awfully similar to someone from Highschool Next thing you know , turns out Apostolate's real name is tyrone DAT EYES Yes , that's obviously what this means Your comment is worse , and you should feel worse . We all know you don't do that Andrew . Yeah , he only has a higher passer rating , more TD's and less INT's than RGIII . No , no one helped him . Mirrors ? Where you're going , you don't need mirrors . The community really gets to you . I'm not one to flame or rage , but after losing 7 games in a row because of terrible team mates I started to flame people , which was never in my nature when I play a game . I usually a chill guy that could care less , but after being exposed to this games community I find myself raging and flaming more . I hate what I've become OH PLEASE , Those teeth I'm pretty sure FedEx pays per delivery . limp bizkit not god lives underwater Have Civilization V already and that is a ridiculously high price Springfield , IL here . Rocking tunes and kicked back in my recliner fold up . Getting ready to get some food delivered . Reverse rake ? 1:20 Fran ? I do want to walk in may , and I'm slated to do an internship with dark horse in the spring , so I'm trying to find out how I can do that in between finishing up classes and walking " formally " . I didn't even know I could have walked early , no one mentioned a thing about that interestingly ... I'm gonna try and get a meeting together / grad workshop if I can but they keep scheduling the grad checks during my class How dare you say such thing about such awesome thing I just watched the entire library of eyebleach.com " Wheaten Porter " Why is that girl in the green shirt wet ? I installed some LEDs as replacements for floodlights in a kitchen . I was glad that the lights didn't heat up ; not so much when I discovered that the " trim " around each light was actually a heat sink . I don't get you people . One moment you're complaining that Blizzard refuse to bring back BW units , the next you're making fun of them for bringing back BW units . A few days ago everyone thought " utility is more important than originality " , now we're back to ragging on blizzard for giving us a firebat . It's like we're back in WoL beta and people are comlpaining that SC2 looks too much like SCBW You're dumb . Um ... My step dad is married to my mom . Really any character from TTGL . Hmmm didnt this look run its corse in the mid 90s ? MDMA any one ? Wait are you saying you'll give me free drinks ? You work there ? What about the guy peeing on it ? haha , sorry ! i guess i get all tweaked out about scrabble even when i'm not playing So do you Yeah , I also don't remember him doing that in the past ... > Isn't Borderlands 2 a little " much " for a kid with bad parents ? thats a sideways pic of fireworks . I'm pretty sure in Miami at sunset the whole sky is pink . While where I live , the sun just goes down without making anything look pretty at all Absolutely not . There is no fixed time in which every girl should lose her virginity . She loses it when she feels comfortable to . No guy cares how old you are when you lose it . ( Unless you were like 13 You poor things . MFW you were surprised at anything in Clantee Reminds me of the story my dad says about his time at a technical school in the 70 ' s . It was run by pretty strict British men , and they said if you clogged the toilet - use your hand to unclog it Oh my ... Only Pikachu can give himself a blowjob ... Not sure if I should trust .. I believe I mentioned that I was gay . Do you have a bag of frozen peas on your nads right now ? Johnson . Killing 200 people . Wasn't Ross Perot in ' 92 ? He got enough of the vote to help Clinton beat Bush HW He needs to clean those ears out too . Just saying . Throw my kitchen knives as soon as these guys break into my machine locked door . Since Korea has a law where citizens cannot own guns Be careful Roller Coaster Tycoon crowd noises too . Asakusa is for tourists , so go to Roppongi ? Oh cool . I can out-lift every 110 lb girl in the world Blitzcrank and Nautilus some friends of mine found a box of nudie mags before . I thought it was cool for about . 00001 seconds before realizing what people prob did with those So you are saying that women on the internet and in gaming don't really use their gender for attention Probably will do that . But I've noticed every air Jordan thread on reddit other than in / sneakers turns into a shit storm of over priced , ugly shoes and even racism Hahaha . I definitively didn't catch that ... and I asked you for a recipe . Go get about 50 2x3 . 5 " cards with : The parent was there , don't worry . Filming the little cunt . Wrong Subreddit . Did you even read what I posted ? I was saying exactly that and making fun of the guy that told you not to post or root . You thank him and flame me . I club people to death with all of the Twilight novels . What country are you from ? I would * * love * * to see your shit military do a better job .... either way your country probably has troops in Afghanistan doing * jack shit * . I've started by slipping my hand between her legs and gently rubbing . She'll sometimes start to get wet , wake up , and then be ready for sex . Of course , other times , my hand gets pushed away and she goes back to sleep . Goddamn , the parents couldn't * at least * give the kid a smaller caliber gun instead of a Desert Eagle ? Stopped what ? Are you being serious ? I'm hoping that's an attempt at Kevin Smith style satirical humour ? Cause if that's how you approach your religion .... I don't want her to * eat * my beef . This is possibly the most heart felt and honest comment I've ever seen on reddit ... Ever . Seriously , how on earth did you time to really FEEL such emotion like this , I only hope that my children someday will learn from you sir , bravo . TIL there is a Taco Bell wiki . first day of highschool . saw a boy go in to the girls toilets , asked if he was lost and said that the males toilets are over there you ... you lied ? On the internet I dressed up at Nyan Cat - I had a giant pop tart , the rainbow and everything . Only two people recognized me on the night .... except both of them knew what I was going as beforehand " Penis Rail You " This is great . Now i can figure out users passwords when they forget them because they have them saved in IE and haven't actually put them in in 3 years ... " What's your password for herpderp.com " " uh ... i don't know , the computer saved it , i forgot it " And they all huddle together for warmth Good to know . All I can say about that is i thought it was some darker veins Dat spear Could of .. Send it I was just about to What I love is when you max out on everything except the HD , so you get stuck with a 5.9 .... You don't say . So they're running a story about how a bunch of women were wronged by being exposed against their will , and accompany it with those very same pictures ? Bang up job censoring the girl in pink , I'm sure nobody will recognize her and torture her for the rest of the school year My IGN is missing .. why did I even pick that name ? They'll all drown After comparing the black , Asian , Latino and regular McDonald's sites I noticed that the black one really stands out by having almost no text ( nothing to read ) on the front page . Holy shit , there Is a lot of sick fucks on this website Son ... But hes not white , there is no way he can be racist ! .......... I was like " okay ! " then I saw the shirt Found out my aunt , who survived a concentration camp as a child , has terminal cancer . Went to aww to cheer up . Found kitty named after Hitler . You're looking at your keys while you type ? Why does the kid at 2:28 automatically put up his hands ? What ? Release date in my country is January 2013 Rafiki's hands . A picture of the shuttle transport , captioned with " this shows how Obama hates Texas . " He washed * your * jizz off ? Is that a NSA proposition post it ? My sharingan hasn't evolved enough to decipher this text . Besides that dog being brush-fucked , this is the worst thing I've ever had to upvote . I hope you're happy I'm not a furry .. but dat Nala face ... I hope you weren't riding in a group with those aero bars . No mention of its Australian development ; see SILEX . Shame the Aussies couldn't commercialize it because nuclear facilities are illegal under federal law ... Looking at your username I feel stupid . Was that an offer ? Mostly ? ? What's that toolbar doing there ? Never got taught it ! " Stop it ! " Cool ! Now do it on MP10 when 1.0 . 5 goes production . No , but the rectangular aspect kinda is ... Weren't those guys REALLLLLLY into sodomizing young boys ? I did ! How could I forget ? But even that was just a cliffhanger ! I NEED MORE Gangham style . Naked . My sylvari does not look like a fag when she dances , thank you very much . Me smells a troll . NO OTHER OPTION ! Na'vi trolled against EG , should be banned bunch of clowns Nice tackle E-mail is an anglicism ; courriel / courrier électronique Her self image On an Oreo ! ! And he licked it ! ! Were you drunk while typing this ? Ahh , yes , the infamous " taking a dump " pose at #13 81 people like this Or you can get a LifeProof Case and then your phone is water proof up to 2m . It does cost $ 80 but it'd save you a ton in the long run . Even hanging your phone outside of the shower could let in moisture and ruin the phone , which if not LifeProof or insured , could run you north of $ 550 . Or a cheaper option might be a plastic baggy over the phone . That my blood was blue until it came in contact with oxygen , that's why all my veins are blue . Last person I talked to was my dad ... Those breast are too distracting As am I Cleaning the shake machine meant taking it apart , lubing up all the parts with vaseline , and putting it back together . There was no cleaning at all " keep it up boys " If its so dumb , why ask for it ? That doesn't smell like freedom . There's no picture Aside from that , its idiotic . the bar is supposed to show the TOP 5 GOALSCORERS , yet it shows 8 . Not to say I'm good at math but the numbers don't add up Quick time events . CE / WC is about being a jerk and building circles in the mountains to ruin someone's plans that son of a bitch I also read that most russian excecutioners at Katyn carried german small caliber pistols ( ppk's etc . ) as the russian Tokarev had a heavier kickback . It would start to hurt your hand after a couple of dozen or so . That was the audience girl with a Dude doesn't even provide a link . Which is far more difficult than breaking a window ... I'm sure it wasn't at all awkward for the overweight kid I wonder what Korean dog caf és are like ? Sitting in iss This is not funny nor front page worthy . 3500 upvotes what the fuck ... Tony Tony Tony , Downhill Jam is in THPS 1 Wow , Krepo became fluffy . Water sports ? Fundaci ón Telmex tiene cientos o miles escondidas en alg ún lado Who took the pictures ? Dat bend . One downvote , going down in history " from a girl that i made happen " Takes one to know one ... Was this before or after you found out about the fetish ? Six of whom being children wow im actually excited about watching a new episode of snl ... ... I was going to play battlefield 3 , but at the moment I waiting for the 4th gigabyte sized update to download OK . the shit you people discuss ... I'm looking at you , Beaverton . " If there's no grass on the pitch , play in the mud ... " Almost a full day of tribes in a week ... Never go back bro , teach that bitch a lesson No , reddit values pun karma trains and cat pictures actually . Post more cat pictures . Also this OH MY GOD < HE DIDN ' KEEP CAMPAIGN PROMISES ? ! HE PANDERED TO VOTERS ? ! OH THE HUMANITY . We should impeach him right now You * didn't * buy American Erection Champion ? ! Way to ruin the moment for a guy It's not about wow , it'about gaming in general - she enjoys playing rogue so she is back stabbing bitch ? ! I mean what the fuck . So if I enjoy GTA I am probably a future murderer and drug dealer What's with the mean comments ? Did you boys forget to read the GW rules ? I came expecting a Big Bird Dollar and there was none . Yeah ! And throw out any way for anyone to actually protect their advantage ! Every chip company should hand over its design plans and discoveries to its competitor the moment they find them ! Coke should stop hiding its secret formula from Pepsi and the generic soda companies ! Brilliant ! ! are you implying that Ireland is part of the UK ? Bay Area Guys this thread is number 1 on the front page ! for the wrong reason tho ah , I thought you meamt " rolled up " as in top to bottom security check up for anything stolen . And with the " I felt violated comment " , I though dey started to dig too I certainly would have 2.5 billion dollars ... More awkward still , my sister , when I started wearing it , gave me a hug before she was heading overseas , pulled back , gave me this * weird * stare , and said , " Huh ... you smell * really * good ... " and then quickly left . Apparently the ' lynx effect ' also works on family members , and lesbians too I don't believe you The pointy finger Wow . That's some major penetration on his tongue . Silly .... you are alone ┌ ( Oh my . * * Oh yea ? Well I spackled your moms kitchen . Sexually My God Sometimes you eat acid and sometimes acid eats you I misread your second sentence as " There was a story where a boy had 6 of his eyeballs plucked from his head ... " I was like * * THANKS FOR UNDERLINING THE PUNCHLINE FOR ME ! * * Oh boy , by that logic , you should meet POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS I mostly try from the other direction ... You can read the joke in this thread . My brother , his friends and my dad have all posted much worse on such topics as Diana and Madeline McCann , and subsequently been liked , favourited , one upped and Well , at least now I know everything about you XD sure ! Covering up for your slave business ! I'm watching you I just read a post where they compared a farmer artificially impregnating a cow to rape Except her and I both know we're ready The timing was so perfect ... Yes , this is exactly what Obama wants to do right before the election . Range on an ACR .... It's becoming a chore to downvote these It wouldn't be a secret if I told you . You got 70 % of your karma from this post Why has no one pointed out that this post basically has already told the guy OP knows . Plus , there are probably 100 people who will stop using reddit stories as their own for the same reason . I feel like this is the most subtle troll I've ever seen , but can't tell if not ... I had kidney stones like this too . About 13 years ago . Thank Christ I live in Australia and they were removed for free . Goddammit America , sort your shit out You just had to show the shit ... It would , but it really boils down to making things equal . Movies are released on Fridays ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The irony is unbearable . Yeah when I read your comment I was like Black Ops 2 said the future is black Username is a worry > this is like saying a point is a line * * of zero length * * Who the fuck other than highschool kids celebrates months . Well yeah , but you still have to beat him to get to the Elite Four . Unless there's a way around that that I don't know about You should vacuum your floor My father is the best in beer pong Wait , I thought all of reddit was attractive ? ... That's a moving . jpg . What wizardry is this ? Then you just bend your neck so that your head is directly over top of someone , give them a The chinese people didn't want to help the white guy out .. I see how it is china Japan ... * * As someone who's dating my best friend of 5 years your 6 months of friendship are adorable not really a sex story but we found a used condom in our stairwell .... this was in grade 6 ... ლ ( People like this deserve Lynx and that's it . Try adding a toolbar to lynx . I dare you . > " I feel like it's the instrumentation of the mark of the beast ... " " At press time , Raul Ibanez had not been seen by anyone in the past 12 hours . " He somehow reminds me of Megatron I was gonna say .... but Christian punk Her parents must be so proud Tetris with a flightstick Funny how she has no stretch marks . This photo is bs , it is kinda sad that reddit has gotten to the point where dumb shit like this gets up voted . Probably by the same people that are going to down vote this comment . MOST ? I haven't Here's one for your to buddy : Zoom in . There's hair . " Punk / metal " * too * * Did you just spoil * Looper * ? Memories ( cringe ) > Yeah , I think you brought it up in IRC and that's when I started noticing it obviously not $ 100 / night x 365 days in a year = Kangaroosta .... Really ... Holy Fagiolis Ive seen a streetview car go down the same street here three times in the past six months , and the actual data available online is still years old too far Going to your room to do WHAT exactly ? Leaf Pokemon ... What the actual fuck Scanning substrate Alright but don't let it happen again . I thought it was going to be when you go to jam , someone notices you are setting up more than a 4 piece with a couple of cymbals and says " oh , you're a prog drummer ? " Sticking a q-tip in my ear triggers my gag reflex . The doctor thinks i'm retarded when I start gagging while she examines the inside of my ears FALSE , The swiss flag is quadratic . You got it wrong . Yeah , he goofed up those quotation marks . And Joe shouldn't be a name , just look at that spelling I don't understand Americans . They look homemade . Carl has like a funnel on his ... The white one is totally giving a Married to Justin Bieber The mom ass fucking part or the other part ? You better be careful about what you say . It might not be taken kindly to round these parts . But if you dare , then bring it on ლ ( Eve's early is shit I meet none of the criteria , except having a desire to partake in a Mario party 2 sleepover . Woah , I wrote this freaking long parragraph and after posting it I actually read the question correctly , and it had almost nothing to do with what I wrote .. That's a chimpanzee . You're not helping A fly with spray flavor that might intoxicate the poor little spider ... your big bro is watching ... always watching You're an idiot if you think this is over . 46 messages . ... your suggestion is bad and you should feel bad gotta admit they should do it more often like every 6 months . Have a guy whos only played 1 game as fiora 7 months ago . Did nobody else notice where it said human flesh was part of it's diet ? I didn't dub him as a troll , the article did . At what altitude do deer evolve into moose ? what the fuck ? Since when is it a solo mid's job to win the other lanes ? It definitely helps if he contributes to ganks / wards / dust but it's not his responsibility at all to win every lane for the team I talked to a guy at wal-mart that was buying nicorette . He said he's been chewing it for * five years * . I mentioned it being expensive and he said " well , I'm rich so I don't really care " . Since when did this become common Saw this on facebook from a repost previously reposted from 9gag A bear is approaching two little boys ... GET THE CAMERA ! Yeah , I just saw that too . Why did i even .. When people ask me how I enjoyed going to Western Virginia ... Am I the only one that thinks that sounds like some sort of pork soup ? " Swimming Piglets " Ground / grass I'm concerned about " DAWW ! Duck feeds turtles ! " Water / Fighting which gives me Poliwrath and ... Keldeo ... The Unicorn Pok émon ... I went to my single mother's house for the debate and when she heard that she said , " See there ? Your asshole father causes gun violence . " You're fucking mean . Now get off my case In 6th grade there was a rumor going around for a while that I was homeschooled . The comments section on * anything , * oh god . " link's sword " Source ? Wild claims with no evidence are worthless . Too true . My husband actually started a group on facebook called " Help Me Convince My Wife To Let Me Drink Ice Water " . People actually joined . Ah my school's apple required the same . Never heard the # nomenclature , TIL . Remember having to stop in a game and flip ? yeah , i see those porno subreddits . TIL straight men don't have to worry AIDS I remember being offered money to actually do their laundry . They were desperate enough to pay me $ 5 a load . dog ovaries and other samples they don't exist ... What country is this application from ? So , I let go . Watching you . To play virtual console / Wii games you must boot up in Wii Mode , which will only run at 480p Did you just nitpick me on my point about how people nitpick details when the point is more important ? So it's like I said ? I present you officer Rosalita , kill you and then clean you . Oh ok . Nevermind then . You should always listen to commercials . Buy everything they tell you to , and do not question them .... otherwise , the communists win . Ur ..... ur ..... Well I'm using iPad too and it was pretty easy . Sorry for tryin to help You have such a creative mind Done this . Also used to put the fill cap on the hood latch . Right until the hood falls and splits the cap . Video games and Technology / Gadgets . I always semi-joke that I wouldn't just end it because I can't play on my computer if I'm dead I opened the thumbnail in RES and now hes humping the 2nd top post You watched that in 7th grade ? CHOP shop ... well after googling some of these i def have to say mole cricket or potato bug but whatever it is its creepy as fuck lookin Oh man . I never realized that before YOU ARE MY HERO ლ ( why are you looking at her ass ^ upvote for the effort , if it was you who made it My brain hurts > Ctrl + F " Yeah I clicked the wrong sub on alienblue So ... what exactly were you hoping for .... That white lighter . Is this true ? Oh god , what if * I * smell and people have just been too polite ? ლ ( * grassy and wanted wear * Morphine lives in there Immortal Technique Song on Desktop . Empire was like " Hey guys let's give them Pudge and get 2 Hand of Midas , what can go wrong " ? Rice bran oil ? To cook with ? Internet Explorer What's so " the happiest place on earth . " In class , we were discussing ASL . I had to ask the professor what Age / Sex / Location had to do with child development . ASL stands for American Sign Language . I'm so confused Call looked good to ~ ~ me ~ ~ everyone in the world ever . I swear I'm not a misogynist , but between her , Nancy Botwin and Skylar White , I've been hating some lead female characters with a BURNING PASSION I hate when my mom does this while taking a picture of I . This has been his entire campaign People cut them standing up ? Just think : Under all that fat is a normal sized human being with muscles and bones . this isn't the original comic ! Yet for the 3 + years I've been with my 6 ' lady I've been pleading for the 6 " heel wearing . She'll have * none of it * ... FIRE ! ! Probably a 2 . Work puts a huge drain on me . Many , many , many one on one interactions with people I don't know , or barely know , causes me to need a lot of me time . I take my lunch by myself just to break up the day and recharge . Yet , I can jump on stage in front of 200 + people and feel completely at ease > And then go with the side that didn't give you the ultimatum . If by soon you mean next year I suppose you can wait If it was televised where I live I'd watch it . Even though I may catch some games , it's an pretty big effort to find anything else than shitty streams with Turkish / Arabic commentary I just saw the message about how much " weight " you put on . .. Movie ? 300 upvotes and nobody complains about " hoola hoop " being misspelled . Dude ... Is that Sean Hannity on the radio ? ಠ_ಠ " there " she is free to play From : " My wife died of breast cancer 5 years ago , wish me luck on my date . " To " niglets " and gay sex . Wut ? Oh , look , it comes with AOKP pre-installed ! Oh look , it's that guy who one-ups everyone And yet there are Russian neo-nazis ... I thought of this , this morning and decided Reddit wouldn't like it . Hey , it's Florence , have an adventure . I'm here too , found some hash by Santo Spirito ... Don't let heartbreak keep you down . Every day is a blank page - don't soak it ... Toke it Who showers without soap and shampoo ? What . The . The data is incomplete until you have over 9000 " He didn't mean to but he's lost possession . " Because of Indiana Jones , people ask me if I eat monkey brains . Standing her . my sister is named Jennifer .... shes 11 years old Are those nuggets ? That's what I was thinking . Very much agree . The best part of the whole thing is when someone gets mad at me for pointing this out in certain situations . I'm always polite and calm about it so most leave the conversation with minimal embarrassment , but other times all I can do is stand there with this face : careful with the wording , " chose " ... the conservatives will see that and use it as an arguing point that homosexuality is a " choice " , and claim it must be true for all homosexuals " because one gay on reddit said so.here , lemme show you my proof " .... * to * God ... that girl on the phone at the beginning ... The acting ... If he's not wearing a Tf support apparently NOT new meta No midnight haunting or talrands invocation ? ? ? Britney Spears As a math grad student , I hate when anyone says this . We thought about going , checked the site today , and no more tickets for the evening event . Damn , I'm really pissed at myself . Heh . At my previous job , one of the lawyers interrupted what I was doing to ask me to refill the coffee pot . When I stopped typing , and s l o w l y looked up at him like He knows . Pool operator here . I can confirm that this kind of thing does happen , . Obviously not in freak masturbating accidents ( or maybe all the cases are and they just don't tell us ? Wow , well thanks you so much for your help but , holy shit do I feel dumb . I wouldn't feel so bad , but here's the twist ending , I'm a computer science major . Why would refurbished 2012 pros come out ? They just added a retina and didn't get rid of a model They stole it from Finland I think that's enough Internet for today Treant Carry ... Veno Carry ... Classy , respectful butt sex Fork scraping against teeth Got to dealership . They sold the R3 yesterday . Yeah , I know . I wasn't around on Sunday so I never closed it ( you have to do it manually ) . It's okay though , each entry comes with a timestamp , so I just deleted all the entries after 1:00 PM on Sunday . There were a lot Aucunement critique en art ici ... Je ne sais pas mais c'est loin d ' être beau For comparison : > Left ~ ~ hand ~ ~ foot brown TIL Tyler Bray is the next Rex Grossman Why did i read horny instead of honey I loved his old music . But he sucks now . I am disappoint . Aesop Rock - " Babies with guns " Are you fucking kidding me . I once was getting the signal from my girlfriend , so I thought okay she is going to make the first move . We end up not having sex . I asked her the next morning , " Why didn't we have sex ? " She responds , " I was signaling you to make the first move . " For some odd reason , in my environment , shy and quiet = serial killer . This only makes the 2011 feel * slightly * less impressive . The animation , atmosphere , and pacing ( although slower ) were fantastic back then . This excact image was posted litteraly yesterday . No , Q is for Quake . I like all of them These look like the type of pictures you would see on a plastic surgeons website . DK is kinda hot What a waste of good yummy Nutella Punch a baby ? Blast poop ? You're out of your fucking mind . Good luck with that . Chaotic Evil during Christmas time . Uhhhh what exactly are you trying to say ? The phrase " My brother actually aims to juke his enemies with the side cards " makes no sense no matter how hard I try . I'm guessing you don't understand what the word Juke means . And that last sentence ... Wrong subreddit you don't know how badly I wish I could downvote you more than once right now . TIL Wall of Replica does 150 dmg . By Tyler Durder dafuq did I just saw ! ! Who the fuck uses WinZip ? > I sea what you did their . This is more why the fuck Where is this classic ? Please read the rules before posting . / r / pics is not for image macros . That is because there are no more smiles after presidency being quiet so other people can read . My friend was like this too , since I'm Native American he said , " Hey now I can be just like you and know what your people went through " . Last Christmas I was in Melbourne with my wife's family . Well she has a 6 year old cousin that asked me were my keys were . I stated that they were in my pants .... to say in fear she then tried to take my pants ( that I was wearing at the time ) determined in her words " to free the keys " ... That's what tissues are for . Why is that man made of animals ? Plot twist What's funny is that my son and I were watching Cartoon Network this morning and saw a commercial for that item . What's next , The Dr . Dreadful Mobile Meth Lab ? Me on that day Warthogs ? Great handling ? He's Asian Which , coincidently , makes it impossible to sneeze I know this is a horrible thing to say but * spam * just popped in my head as soon as I clicked this He has fantastic legs > $ 1.00 is a flat rate . Please don't offer me a lower price , or I swear to god I'll cry . Edit : pas éclipses mais ellipses Yeah I seriously worked with that guy for a year . Actually it's not theres a space in between band aid and the picture is different . If it was a " repost " it would be the same but whatever I'm gonna go projectile vomit now " we got a murder out ripping peoples balls off , jacking off to their dead bodies , fucking them and wiping shit on them on their victims " Maybe i'm just skitzofrenic , but i'm pretty sure this fruit salad is looking at me As a rabbit owner , this post angers me Why did you take a picture What in the flying name of fuck did I just read ! ? ! ? I liked the part where the title " Cute little mice with terrible hubris I had to sneeze . It was building up , and I was so damn close to sneezing . Then I read your comment and it made my face go What if I told you that the fucked up mess is a part of the game . That there is a reason for it . That the animus is fucked up . Yeah . That just happened . Are those kittens trapped in the 70s ? That picture is so vintage ! What is seafood cheese ? Well I guess you didn't try to mislead anyone . Speaking as a greek .. that movie hit * wayyyy * too close to home for me .. when the govmt decides to go ahead with population control ... they'll do it through vaccines . slightly better than average = Flagship university of our state ? How dare I call out my state's flagship school for only being " slightly better than average . " You'd think they would wait till they played Arkansas Oklahoma . Oh ... Oh ... I lent my yellow version to my nephew and had tons of level 100s . He started a new game and saved it . She stated that AFTER my comments were made about her not filing a police report . I would upvote this but you linked to a Fox site . France 1814 .. I see what you did there y u no run ? ლ ( When someone touches me in a bar . Happened last night and I'm still fucking livid . Finally a break from all the teenagers with iPhones because they're cool and are " faster " I love the look on this cat's face : I yelled top gun at him and didnt hear me If you have alienblue on a mobile device , it's already there , i'm on it now see Until you embarrass yourself by laughing to hard at the movie to where you are practically spitting with your laugh . These sound great . I went out on a sort of date with a guy I never met before , and found out that we weren't compatible at all . He ended up yelling at me , telling me I was shallow for not wanting to date him because we didn't have similar interests . This is getting worse ... " Alot . " Hey . Whoa . Back up . You don't claim he's a * fucking * friend until you provide each and every redditor some proof . I thought we learned this lesson ? " It looks like a Japanese eyeball . " You , you have issues Seriosly , fuck fungus . Useless bacteriotype cant even apocolypse . Who does that Yes , because mods all magically work without testing and debugging Hi , I'm not a girl , i'm not geographically near you , and I'm not interested in sociology or college classes of any kind . I'm also not interested in the bisexual female lifestyle . I just wanted to ask if you knew of any good healthy recipes for healthy but yummy dinner dishes . I still have no idea Oh yes . Fox News . Now that's a dependable source . Okay , this is where I draw the line . Did anyone else see Who are they trying to make Batman ? Are they trying to make * Sonic * into Batman ? nice troll acc you got there How you do it son ! There is something in the making on this reddit ... Because you have a history of making bad decisions . True story ... for us , it was a sock . Colin County is doing a pilot program this year where you can vote anywhere in the county . Makes us politicos mad when trying to collecting voting data for specific precincts Says FOX_News_enthusiast ... ლ ( Take the time to vote ? Take the time to spell out your title . I'm wondering the same thing . I noticed facebook blew up about 20 minutes ago , but nothing on Reddit ? ? Redditor for 56 minutes . What's so cool about that ? * what movies ? * Dracula's spawn ? My boner is disappoint . UGH my friend do that too . He always will poke my butt and be like ' you like that , huh ? ' An I'm like Me neither But he said he loves her * * forever * * .. I KNOW , CAN YOU IMAGINE A DIVISION THAT SENDS AN 8-8 TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS ? THAT'S ALMOST AS WEAK AS SENDING A 7-9 TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS You don't need a girlfriend when you have gunpla ... Wait wtf am I saying ... That nationalism . I used to think chicken nuggets were a chickens fried balls ... I still ate the fuck out of them Holy shit , finally someone I put a tag on that I see again . but why do I have you tagged as truth-speaking ex-NYer you are part of the biggest problem our holy geeky brotherhood has to face - i hope you know that Careful . Cigarettes are bad for you . You aren't in the Army ... Also known as cannabis , which 50 % of Vancouver thinks is a drug . I'm looking at your flair disapprovingly . Modern fashion . Those " Shit Stains " replicate the uniform ( MARPAT ) our United States Marines wear , dick ... A game trailer in movies , though ? Why are these girls copying one piece yea , rape that shit You don't get to do that ! 5 .. My boss ordered a 920 for me on the 7th . The status still says processing , and it hasn't shipped yet . If you scroll to the bottom of the article it mentions minimum specs : Lion 10.7 . 5 I think the What did looking like poop have to do with anything Uhhh .... I'm not so sure how to answer your question pms =p rivate messages ? Unless it is just pm or pm ( s ) . I'm legitimately making this face : Once again , you haven't actually rebuked * anything * I fucking said . " have them " You should not be proud of this ! ? He's a healer ! It thinks " cat " isn't a word ? > and that outfit * * You are a genius . * * HE STARTED A BUSINESS FROM THE GROUND UP AND DEFEATED THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY ! ! ! AND IS WEALTHY ! ! GET HIM ! ! ! seriously reddit , we have more common sense than this . How the fuck have you played Skyrim and not know that Imperial is a race ? God the chopper is slow There is a playlist running nuketown 24/7 ? Dat username . Not a big fan of Siem Reap . Very shady and over touristy . My name is Henry , and I am certainly no bitch Human chicken ? now i want a bag of Dick's . Clarke on 99 Google " Reddit Enhancement Plug in " :) it gives you a little button to click when you post a comment . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ They might actually believe this one when he tells them he just had a shower and sat down on the couch naked and a foreign object was inserted . Yes I know what it is That last part ... Rushing straight into the glitch - OK . Teamkilling - NOT OK ! ! ! n ... no ... no you can not that really rustled my jimmies I don't think I'll be able to eat for the rest of the day now I don't think I can win this ... I ... Wha ... ? How many of these unoriginal posts will be posted until you ' tards learn ? Exactly . I keep looking at it and seeing this Well . I'm a chick and I've done the first two things . Relevant username . I don't have a windows machine . " A pack of wild niggers " that motherfucker .. and then get mad at your boyfriend for doing it . This kills the penis . I wear your grandpas clothes . I look incredible . Shut up , no she did not ! Wtf is going on my original plan was to have the guy toking his joint , all animated while saying something . I have a lot to learn about gif making Looks like shit ... I know the guy go owns the red camaro . E3 pays $ 450 a month for his car payment . Not including insurance and gas . I blame Jeb for not posting a blogpost before pushing the release Look at the prices i have 0-0 for I used to post gifs , but then I took ~ ~ an arrow ~ ~ a different object to the ~ ~ knee ~ ~ head ~ ~ :P ~ ~ Right , because its totally in his eyes . Oh good ! That's enough substantiation for me . why are they not in a bigger pig ? was it on the shuttle bus I couldnt finish reading it because of the grey text on grey background Looks like you have something wrong with your keyboard This never happens to me , the system likes to troll people by almost having all the star pieces and then the last one turns to be a mushroom mouth ლ ( Yeah , obama is responsible for bin ladens death . You must personally know * so many * feminists . I could believe it until the nerdy little girl with glasses comes on saying she jacks cars . Really ? When I was in middle school we snuck Into the teachers lounge and there was nothing but erotic books on the bookshelf I love living in tampa In Canada , we call fries chips . It isn't fucking Christmas . Yeah Vashj was next to impossible . Her surge stack got to 80 THIS IS WHY WE HAVE PEOPLE POSTING BUTTHOLES . Holy cheese Did you like it ? Leave . Reddit . Now . Please ... expand I ... get that sort muscle stiffness every time I'm on my period . Not to the extent that you are describing , but still . I am now scarred for life . " Modern engineering is so wonderful sometimes . Says Nocturne . My experience with Java at work right now Indeed .. Indeed THANKS for putting this together . Bookmarked and slated for entry into our Wiki tab ( if Reddit ever get's its servers under control and creates it where in this post does it suggest it wouldn't be a passive The other two are waiting in line and the cow is staring at them its not Where is the diabeetus ? ! I don't even like Twinkies . I have this memory of a 4th grade trip to a nature park type thing . Cabin inspections showed that around 20 % of the cabins left their showers on . How do you do that ? ! Do you just hop out and walk away with it running ? This is true . I had to poo when I started having contractions but didn't want to go cause I was freaking out thinking I'd push the baby out in the toilet ( I know I was silly ) so when it came time to push I kept asking everyone if I was pooping . They all said no , keep going but I could smell it . I'm just thinking of meat grinder boobs , the scariest part of this story Just another web documentary about education . I wanted porn ! Up vote for you * good sir * One-liners , you guys . OP asked about * one * - liners . NOT Qs and As , which are two-liners . That was you ? ! It took me forever to find that picture . I don't even know Is there one person with a thousand alt accounts who posts one of these " this is gonna be ... blahblah delicious downvotes " comments in like every single thread or something ? It's not that edgy . The joke merits a Take your time , Arizona . So you remember to stop it from automatically seeding instead ? nice try ATF , were on to you Why do people submit things with bullshit titles like " online life ofc My last 2 classic comp matches were dust and vertigo Yo , my phone did this exact same magical glow , and then I cleaned the little camera lens and turned out it was just dirty ... Watch Walkabout , shes naked in that , and I think like 17 . Actually putting up a picture would help . You seem a little too happy about getting the plague . Knows what ? Sure , dude . " Happen to a friend ... " ... right That creepy face Where's the Go-Betweens ? ! ? m ( Flooring it is pretty hard though , if the way people merge onto highways around here is any indication . Some people seem to think that it doesn't really matter which gear you're in ( with a manual , which are very common here ) , they just floor the accelerator and hope for the best All I got was a link to ads for hot single ladies in my town . Interesting , haven't ever heard about this 100 times in the past 2 days ..... Because gays are the only ones to have STI / STD's , right . Oh sure ... You just took a dump and made us look at it , right ? How about fuck you and all of you nazi friends Hell yeah man . When a gurl says " i know alot about science " i'll say " no you don't .... Not yet " and look at her like this Funny enough , we have a favorite band in common and that's Rammstein . I know as a German you're probably like 12 year olds Worth every penny . This is the perfect answer to none of my questions ... TIL an average work day is equivalent to watching the LOTR trilogy back to back to back The look on that black guys face : it's like I went to google on my phone and then saved Yay , more rotationally unbalanced maps I can just see his face in the dressing room ... Isn't she 15 . A girl posted it ... Never run in cotton Yeah attacked ... in bed ... Yay more filler ! Yeah because only americans come on reddit Lion Leap ? Hvis jeg f.eks . køber en Xbox , vil jeg ikke have at folk kaster rundt med den bare fordi der er " boblepapir " om emballagen Dat toe hair The website is called tall , slim , & erect . Well that's interesting .... I'd say a little more , a little less in some areas . I certainly know how better to deal with ' that time of the month . ' A cheer for the seamen ? We have no civic sense . It's depressing . I do my part to help . I shout at my friends who litter . Pick up the trash in front of the people who throw it while looking at them like this -> As an American , I can understand all of them just by looking at context . Bin bag = garbage bag . Because bin = what holds the garbage bag . If you don't know what rubbish is ... well ... I'm sorry , I didn't know that because you've posted about Sugar Cane before that no one else can . I hate to be that guy but this isn't real . Kinda bothers me that OP tried to pass this off as something he grew Tweet everything he does ( repost it ) and he will know you know He JUST did this like 3 days ago . And you blurred the edges of the photo . I'm a little more worried about whether or not things are going to be painful for you than if he's going to laugh at your baboon buttcrack . You didn't change the face textures Google Voice doesn't do images . What kind of novelty account is this .. A world class expert in tourist ventures that then go bankrupt , I think he means . Regardless , the MAC Championship is going to be a hell of a game . Damn , NIU ... one point loss to Iowa . Kent State ... * yeah * ... Kentucky . This meme is fucking terrible and needs to die for so many reasons . There's nothing classy about telling other people to commit suicide when they do something you don't like , and every time I see this it's always criticizing childish things children do or something stereotypical minorities do . That's kind of lucky . I grew up 5 minutes away from Brian Peppers I think it's safe to sayyour friends cat is not adorable I've had many close Chinese friends growing up . Real close . I never got one of those red envelopes . Ever . I now have you RES tagged as Jose the Fake Mexican . In case you attempt to bullshit me This clearly does not show how active I am with up votes in the / r / boobies subreddit I didn't get a legendary on my first warrior kill I honestly don't have a copy . I sat SF D because I was afraid of the saints offense at home . Didn't even realize there was an NSFW tag , scrolling through your pictures & then BUTT . I'm in class & I'm very sure someone saw Meanwhile , I always walk into Al Hasa and it's always a ghost town I will take a pass on a picture of that treasure You'd be surprised what people manage to get up there . Sure ... If you have an older or lower end Mac Why have you not blocked him ? > STOP downvoting me Now why the * fuck * can't the new bond be like that ! ? ! It's all about sexual innuendo , not crying about being an orphan Reads . Its easy , just have the perfect combination of normal and not normal Ha ha ha . The sad thing is that I actually tried to go to that subreddit . Attempted manslaughter I have a DVR set for the fap program What a coincidence . Nice try , PoisonousCandy's upstairs neighbor . Casey Anthony probably shouldn't be our choice mascot My mum got our local radio station to play this as a birthday shout out on my 16th birthday . Perfect for dry cracked / bleeding lips . It kinda looks like the cat just slipped and snapped it's neck on the wall Looked good for a few weeks , now it looks dirty .... huh ? Wow , something I agree with Obama on . Something must be wrong It .. It looks like a toe It was hit by two different buildings No , you would go and find one of the 20 volumes of encyclopedia you have in the shelf , and look that shit up . And it would claim it was somewhere in the U . S . S . R . , even though that stopped existing 10 years ago TIL a pair of tits will get you upvotes in just about every subreddit . > The broad brush is a tool most often employed by self-serving liars . Great coverage by the superb Downing ! Wait a minute , I just realized something . Sometimes Squidward is seen taking baths , and the batch is all bubbly and foamy . Does Squidward bathe in pure soap ? And its her stepdad Rape . Name the goddamn kitten rape . Think of it this way - - the headhunter works to fill a position , not to find jobs for people . You can guarantee that for each job they receive , they will send as many resumes as they can to the hiring manager . So if you get an offer , why should you have to pay them even more when you're helping them get paid by the company in the first place ? What is that emote even supposed to mean ? Did you mean The best descriptive text for the blind ? Old , dead cooch . No fucking way ! I live down the street from there ! Instead I bought 40 fucking tickets from KC KS .. Worse mistake of my life . this took you 116 hours in creative ? Ray Lewis stabbed a guy Here come the circle jerk ... Wow , as of now , this has 3 upvotes , has been submitted 6 minutes ago , and is on the front page . " Skyrim isn't Skyrim without the mods " . The end just keeps GOING & GOING ! Scrolling through all these achievements .. Could of just linked the wiki page . For some reason so did I I was feeling good for TSM after that game against SGS then they gave Froggen Anivia and i turned off my pc Imagine 2 - chainz Birthday song being played on steams ... I sit here typing this from the hospital with my newborn son in my lap . I'm on a PPO plan and am expecting to pay around 1500 when all done . Add to this I had a serious medical issue earlier this year that cost about 4000 out of pocket and a couple ER visits for the wife and we're up around 8k total for the year ... Yay American insurance ... Oh god . Now I need a jollyrancher to get the bad taste out of my mouth . Little me loved rolley pollies until I caught a bunch that turned out not to be real rolley pollies but instead vicious biting pieces of shit that didn't even roll up all the way I AM DISAPPOINT Horrible running You keep negating the point of it being significantly physiologically addictive though , whereas water is not ... What if the rest of the links are shitty ? Or reposts ? It's ok bro . This garbage doesn't belong in / r / fitness . Just don't link to child porn next time Didn't notice , read back and laughed my ass off because I imagined you standing there with your For fucks sake , why does this have to be a facebook screenshot ? My question is , why would someone order this ? Account age 4 minutes at time of posting . Honestly dude just speak up if you have a problem . Really ? Even though you can literally see the skin tight black suit the spartan is wearing between the helmet and shoulders and on the torso ? I have a buddy that lives in that building . Is it you ? With a razor 40 years ago , in a small town in a third world country ... That shit was a sharpened knife . She says the shower floor was completely red . And about the white / yellow , yes it may be , she was a scared child so who knows . She says that the blood first started coming out like little circles ( or drops ) out of that white / yellow part . 6 timer er et kvart døgn .. det gik ikke stærkt , du var bare optaget af noget andet meget længe Optimal gifs freeze my 3GS . I knew I was going to be making a mistake going there Could you kindly leave this subreddit When hatperson brought it up They only use him on 4th & 29 I already put my pet in the microwave I Wonder Who Downvoted This Always nice to see jar jar heads , naked barbies , and license plates one 1 tarp This product is awful ! S . M . I . T . H . This guy deserves a serious People are so fucking stupid . This comic sucks . I am disappointed in everyone who up voted it . My dad is a huge Gooner and I was brought up in NLDN . Arsenal until I die and that's a fact . The club has a bigger grip on my emotions than my long term girlfriend , which is fucking annoying a lot of the time ! I'm up and down like Tower Bridge . More down at the moment though Little Brother ? ? ? How many of you didn't get told " two wrongs don't make a right " growing up ? I find it funny how so many people don't understand metric in the U . S . , Iived in Same happened to me No , THIS is a guy jacki ...... I have to work on my stamina . > That's literally exactly what I just said . Say the person with ent in their name What the fuck happened here ? To your company : -17.52 k Ahh , I was thinking more 3.5 speak ! Blast haha . Or I completely goofed on my understanding of the acronym , which is possible too . Same issues as you mate . Tight across my calves and sorta flare out at the bottom . Then again I kind of thought that's how they were supposed to be Wow this sounds like my old roommate . She would shower once a week , with her dog . The dog bathed as often as she did . > The next time you happen to make a simple mistake ... I will be there ... What are you trying to say Only $ 82.50 ! * 10 seconds later : * This is not a nipple stay tuned ... we are working on something ... As someone who used to be a kid , I can confirm I did this many times . Hell , one time I snuck out of bed and ate a bag of cooler ranch doritos . I was riding my bike and I felt so guilty I had to turn around and go tell my mom I stole the bag . Probably didnt help that I put the bag in the trash and my parents ate some as a late snack after the kids were in bed . So ... as a backpacker in Australia I now have the choice between catching a boat back to Europe or get cancer ... fuck me right ? Olive * * australia * * , uses gallons . seems legit The weird thing is this is aisle 7 OP seems creepy as fuck . Get it ? Because terrorists . Some one tell her to clean up the slob pile to the left .... I can smell that room from here So THAT is how unstain mother ! Yeah , I know the feeling . I can't walk along a street without thinking about how a swerving car might crash into me , killing me on the spot . Scumbag imagination . You shouldn't be talking like that ' round these parts ... Feller like you could get some reeeaall bad stuff happening to them ... whose testicles ? The first word of the first sentence is Spiderman , no hyphen Even as a guy : There was an idiot in our lab that autoclaved isopropanol .. 32GB and 12GB ? I'm on AT & T , and I'm still at version 4.0 . 4 . If I go to update my phone says it is the most recent version . What the hell . Can't tell if fake or super professionalism photography ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I read that as needed her moist . Makes for a very different reaction I really .... am not that type of guy ... Did one of those kids have tits ? You owe me one mouthful of pizza . What .. the ... hell ... This guy turned in his mother and brother while still in North Korea . They where killed in front of him and only now does he feel bad about it . they arn't square Yes , just last night , I encountered a post that read as follows : 1Lyke if you hate cancer , ignore if you enjoy angry buttsex with the devil . ' followed him ' KC is a lot easier to play with a group , especially for David and James who kept stealing everyone's tags Yes , where do you put it ? Same ! It's like I've developed a huge bladder with which I only have to pee like once or twice a day , but when I do I can piss for minutes You could have found this information on your own searching google in the time it took you to make this thread That's not what the meh was for ! So anyone else notice the creepy person .... Fan boy threads . Never said that I was OP ? When I get a KDR under 2.0 Oh shoot ! Fabregas out Dirty diapers in the parking lot . ( Looks at flair ) Bob Dole . 4 points at halftime right now ... Im slightly annoyed you said you were going to describe the video and didn't . Anytime . These posts need to stop . Some people enjoy that I hope he is 4 years old . Then it will be ok to make such a " mind fuck " ( ' Demands the suicide of your faction leader ' Sven made me slip off my toilet seat Why wait . nobody else liked dc talk .... It wasn't officially decriminalized nation-wide in the US until 2003 I can't help but feel that we're turning this into the reddit version of 4chan with sinks . I hate me too . If you care about karma ( I don't ) use a throw away account to talk negatively about apple or the groupies around here will go through your post history downvoting everything you say . I'm not kidding . Simultaneously the most appropriate and inappropriate use of this quote out of context . Just like how whites shouldn't own whites . > Jeph Loeb's Marvel work Yep sure ! You flattened our city , Phoenix Fire but I'll be sure to send the Iron Order builders over and set up an embassy ! .... ' Cause we forgive you and all .... Uh ... I wasn't ಠ_ಠing * with * laikasghost , I was Then you're not really playing ARAM are you ? Rock isn't going heel until he stops making movies and decides he wants to wrestle full time again . It'll hurt his drawability in the theater . Can we please stop with this " Rock should go heel " stuff , please ? Next , people will start asking for a Rock / Punk double turn at Royal Rumble . It's soo effective ! ! You only get to see everything in the background Sooo you live in Vancouver ? ! Read the top comment So young , you'll learn . Only ONE face is acceptable and under certain conditions : Goddamn , did he ever get gorgeous . Omg I opened at work too ! I could not have closed it any faster ! Should have known better and have read the comments first I'll keep that in mind , thanks . Sweat / small bean . I'm kidding you not So you're saying that you have answers that COULD convict you of treason . You're not one to talk , iloveyousomuchgaycow . I like how Microsoft paint is open . I don't know why that link is purple , but I'm not clicking it It's ... it's ... it's a ginger I'm starting to think this isn't about ear-locks anymore Are you * * REALLY * * ? ! then it was a bad joke Unfortunately , I clicked too .. as a life long Cape Codder , Well shit ..... He discovered cloning ! ! I think i leave .. Niagara Falls lands on both sides of the border Bitch please , you know you don't have hundreds of friends . nice username You said lulu was a bad support . Thats why you got banned . I used to work at FedEx hub in Memphis and I remember those nights , But now I work for USPS and it's a different world . More mail volume And all the senior employees use this month to take their time off Title is Japanese ... Picture is Korean Edit : Never mind . I down voted myself . I'm an idiot . DirectTV Gives Me Big Blue Balls . Those white parts So basically , ಠ_ಠ , ಠ_ಠ , ಠ_ಠ , ಠ_ಠ and Fuck you for stealing my joke English tutor that doesn't know the difference between " then " and " than " Ha , funny ! Not to sound like a pedophile but what were you wearing ? It would have been that much more annoying . The thing with Vince young is ... He isn't really that bright . It wasn't weird until one guy decided to wear fingerless gloves ... " Now we can order games from BLOCKBUSTER " You normal people and your happiness . Stop blocking YouTube playback on mobile devices Also , since he's an invulnerable unit standing next to his target , he can be hit by Pudge's hook Annnnnnnnd in two weeks everyone will forget about it . My mom told my ex , " You look so great , you've put on a lot of weight " . Day 1 of a three week vacation . Papyrus font ? No ! I knew as soon as George Lucas sold out this shit would happen . NO ( This is true . They were bred to get them out of actual cairns ( hence the name ) and kill them . Mine just goes on freeze mode for about five minutes then starts playing with them . That doesn't make it better . She'll hunt me in my nightmares . I think I can see her venous system Dude you taking her to straight up Chili's ? You won't even need to whip it out , she'll do it for you Cಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh I get it ... Cause his last name is bass A guy who has no munchies And now that there's an achievement for getting kills with the Mantis ( Bigfoot ) , it's even worse . Everyone knows Misty is assless fak u topdebotton Not sure my penis agrees with you . No idea . Zero experience . As opposed to not washing your hands before this incident ... Just looked up the price of that card . ~ $ 30 - $ 40 Lot of unnecessary drama in here over one little word . Get over it people , just enjoy it . Is that a spiky dildo ? Will somebody please ask him to stop dressing like a woman ? Women who say creepy .... I thought we just talked about this Yeah , Unlike Modern christians , they actually do what the stupid book tells them to Don't buy drugs , period Turn your And everything around it . Ask her to move and sit on the seat where her shoes were I thought it said Brody Boned by 19 year old Japanese girl . " No one ever pays me in Cv résumé writing advice Speaks . Sounds like ... And you call it snow ? Girlfriend ? I love that face Who's downvoting the Twitter bot ? A little over half of the highlighted area is one sentence . Sorry ... Are you arguing for banning guns or that banning guns wouldn't work ? Your point is a bit muddled , as you've just argued both . Annnnd you'd know ? Woah , haven't heard that one before . Now I know why Oak asks if you're a boy or a girl ...... It's just a bad pic angle , right ? Right ? ! ? Not surface you say ? I don't see any non-skid triangles or strips beneath your EAB manifolds , then . And why are your sound isolation mounts brittle ? UNSAT . Reinspect tomorrow . " falling up " North Texan here . I think I speak for all sane people in the area when I say Reading paces are different for anyone . I kind of read faster than my friends ( I crashed through The Fountainhead in no more than three sittings Right on . I'll keep an eye out for you if I see anyone else trading a Rebel Yell on here . I'm pretty much on Reddit all day at work Well your mom sounds great but I'm I also left my respirator back at school , but a dust mask and bandana are better then nothing right ? ! I've been doing this long enough to know that it's better to be safe now then pay for it later . If it was a one time thing maybe I would skip it , but I've spent a good part of my youth playing with caustic materials . Unfortunately it adds up . That being said I didn't wear gloves because I couldn't find any so I basically washed my hands with acetone ... I'm ... What ? no ... no one noticed ... I used this excuse once ( as Aunt Flow was actually in town ) and my date looks at me and tells met that he likes how it tastes ... Well . I guess if you don't like circumcised penises , I will just go ahead and not have sex with you . What are you wearing Sure as hell do . Especially at my inlaws ... They hand out presents one at a time and everyone has to sit and watch each person open one present and hold it up . While everyone in the house is staring at you with that weird smile of anticipation . This is news to me , I have never heard of it coming three mags .... please say this is a joke . Otherwise I have some stores to talk to Most of the time ... Hahaha I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE . The fact that she aggressively delivers flatulence has made her so much more attractive to me . No one is lecturing you , if you feel like being over sensitive that's your issue . You mean " " Ask me how I know . Way to be that guy The hell is the thumb ? ? ಠ_ಠ Hmm , it's pretty sticky ... must be some soda or something ... During ? I can't wait to see how this all works in a multi-tenant environment . I think pinkie looked a bit thicker in the wonderbolt episode when she was checking the mailbox . I swear she was thicker and then when she turned around she was the same as applejack Am I the only one around here who doesn't think that gay porn is a bad thing ? I have a recurring venue in my dreams ! It's a Scottish castle on a peninsula surrounded by choppy , stormy seas . The very end of the castle has a large glass dome that allows people to watch the water and the storm . I guess it's my dream home ... Yeah . I could see it too Yes , so-called " nationalists " often say this but it doesn't make it any less nonsense . Immigrants can be racist as hell - including against Swedes - yet ethnic Swedes are definitely not the biggest victims of racism in Sweden . Since ethnic Swedes are the vast majority in all institutions able to discriminate ( schools , hospitals , companies , etc ) it would be ridiculous to claim that often poverty-ridden immigrants are able to wield the social power necessary to cause widespread discrimination . You also make this face , apparently : ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Above water ? So who DID you kill ? silly Kam , you gotta let the receiver catch the ball and score , then its not a personal foul ....... " Because god " " because / r / atheism " Well , technically , this video is a mirror image . Can't believe I've had this app for months and never knew that WOAH ! Had no idea . Thanks for the tip . ಠ_ಠ holy moly so ? I'm scared of working there now ... * * dismemberment * * insurance He doesn't deserve 25 downvotes No , but I am So the DJ is a dumbass for playing music * * YOU * * don't like ... HOLY JESUS GODDAMN SHITBALLS .... Son . You fukt up There is a typo in the acting section . Then that makes r / gonewild a terrible terrible place Speed ... As a College Student I have the opposite problem . I usually wake up super early on Christmas Day 5 am or 6 am but my 8 year old brother who wakes up early every day wakes up late on Christmas There is always FUT offline Am I the only one asking myself why you left the house with a fire in the fireplace ? Yes .... " game " .... Why ? It's not different enough to stand out to anyone who's not a close follower . The colors are the same so I don't think there's some merchandise conspiracy . I think some one is just trying to get the graphic designers to shut their mouths - or open them ( Reddit spreads fast . The first time I saw the " yes " thing I was like " This guy is hilarious ! " but then it turned to ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You say others have a shitty life , and you tell others to do something with their life , yet you are here on reddit , saying these things . Excuse me ? Don't you * know * Harper is christian ! ? 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It's funny how , for some reason , I have to tagged as , " likes large items in butt " ... I believe you have . The exorcist and legion were pretty I thought the same thing , but I still clicked the link . I'm on my iPhone and I had full screen mode on ... I tried to press the " messages " button to go back Touche alcohol , touche . Annie and Morgana . At the bottom left of Iron Solari Leona's splash , you can see IronStylus's siganture you went with a h77 board yeah i think there is suppose to be a parachute So we'll recreate this photo sis ! You sit like that and I'll put my hands ..... here .... I'm trying to buy Hot Shots Golf at the discounted PS + price and keep getting the connection lost error ( NP -2244-2 ) . I keep forgetting we live in a communist country where the economy is a direct result of the government's doings ... The Niners have the same colors as house Lannister Disappointed [ FTFY ] He's gonna get drunk as fuck [ L ] EDIT : ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Haha ... I wasn't asking mylittlepony Smile more Oh god I just realized what I said ... The world needs no more lazy neckbeards sitting around I had a masseuse who would rub my butt and comment on how young I was comparatively to her I also ordered a game case . But I only got te pamphlet in card in the mail . Wtf ಠ_ಠ DAFUQ I was watching ESPN when the men's warehouse commercial came right after the dos Equis one Arbitrary rule by force . Gotta love religious folks . They will allow THESE people over here to break the law , but not that fucking Fsm truck type deal . It's not logical , and needs to be exposed and these fuckers sued to make an example the law is for everyone , not just nonreligious things . Have you learned to sleep with one eye open yet ? I miss read prodigy . You went on vacation and left the laptop on the sofa ? That ass Repost . Old . Cats have some neurological disorder . Makes me sad . Repost . Lurk more . I honestly thought Chip was my name when I was little . I don't think I realized I had another name until I was around 8-9 years old ? So pretty much everyone I know calls me Chip anyways . You wouldn't believe how many bags of chips I get for my birthday I was gonna post that one I ma jlely as fcuk . My kebyord is broekn , FOR SOME REASON CAPS WORKS FINE THOUGH . STOP YELLING AND LET ME DIE SAYS THE SAD APPLE PRO KEYBOARD . * * Shhh * * dnot speek , your wrok is dONE my freind . REST NOW , LITTLE ONE . * * slowyl unplugss cord * * Until I came on her neck Double negatives make my head hurt . He's had 8 tackles I guess not to dudes , never shown it to dudes , except one time some homo took a peek at me thru the gaps between door jambs of the stall in a public mens room and then left a slip in the gap that said " nice cock ! " Where's the Airmen woodcarvings ? Is that fat Sarah Palin ? We live in a repost-modern Reddit . ヽ ( This is scary ? She isn't in to you ? ? ? How ... But ... It ... False . Cockception More like best ridiculous macho pulp ... ... wha .... what ? Yeah , I had something like this happen earlier this year : with " enterprise " non-TB drives at that . To be more precise : a drive failed in a RAID 1 ; threw in a replacement ; the drive it was copying from failed . It is a bad night when you pray for death , because you're about to lose $ 60K worth of data not in the current backups . Australian ? Time to erase my internet history Cause I guess I wasn't thinking about the audience viewing it To not have this question pop up anymore Archer ... " My moist pink mouth " They revealed Springfield is supposed to be a real place somewhere ? I'm not so happy about the latest manifesto , whilst I'm in favour of the technology focussed , evidence based , rationalist / libertarian policies they've slipped in some promoting pseudo-science ( like CBT ) and socialism ( tobin tax ) . I'll have to read the manifesto again before working out whether I can still support them . You didn't even get halfway to paragon level 100 So you can look hard . Yeah I can't take reddit seriously in that regard . One time , some guy called me a douche because I wore a fitted cap in a picture ( it was a Bulls hat * at a Bulls game * Why would you want to unsubscribe from / r / atheism And she is where ? ? ? Did it really escalate quickly ? Six hours later ? Do you understand the meaning of quickly ? What if they try to stick their wiener in you ? Just found the misophonia scale thing .... I'm a 6 . Yay Fuck you spammer , no ! ┌ ∩ ┐ I always just remember which side my gas tank is on because in my last car , I broke my nail off trying to open the cap and had to run around to the other side of the car to the driver's side to get kleenex or something to staunch the bleeding . It was agony . I have a different car now and I remember because it is on the driver's side and that would have been more convenient after breaking a nail off . Poate avea un atac cerebral fix în clipa aia și tu faci mișto de el , nenorocitule , în loc să chemi o ambulan ță my whole life has been a lie I knew it Phlebotomist blumpkin inquiry ? Sure you weren't there for another kind of donation ? Did you take a picture of your screen instead of a screenshot ? Thankfully he never asked me to role play ... I don't know what it is but the first picture looks a little strange uh ... Life is happening all over . .. and it is far weirder than anything ever printed in a text book . The pigs remind me of this : Attempt being a fine art major when they ask : now what are you going to do with that ? Teach ? And then I tell them I got my degree in arts teaching too the . They ask ; why ? You could teach something more useful As a doctor : Please don't post in / r / suicidewatch , ever . It's not pizza rolls . rofl , just googled him . Because were both mexican Seriously ? You don't see any reason why you shouldn't possess it ? See , you might think this is fun and amusing , but they just think you're creepy . it had a * big * shadow What has been seen .. Cannot be unseen You've got it all wrong . 69yourmom was making I'll never forget the time I learned about charged electricity . I was 9 years old , opening up a disposable camera , and I forgot to discharge the flash ... What the actual fuck ? ! Ability to become the Hamburgler at any given time > The fuck you spending $ 15k at dollar general for , son ? I think that's called a freudian slip . And sounds like this article is getting their information from comments on the Best Buy website , not from any physical individual . I feel this comment ... This is the most thoughtful and adult thing I have read all day Wtf , I'm not even sure this is even a real sentence . Look at me Hector ! I'm Vietnamese too . Wtf going on here You can also add these When I first read this I was all " Wow . I live in Europe and I have to pay 2,49 € ( 3,25 US $ ) for 0,5 L ( 17oz ) this smacks of antitrust implications . i love google products but this is giving me second thoughts on using their products going forward . shame on google Nope ! But it definitely added to the level of creepiness Canadians have been gracious ... Hyrule is filled with internet memes You mean the girl that played the baby girl Elora ? I eat it . Near the end one bottle was spilling on another . Is it a marijuana leaf ? It's like you're just scrambling to use internet memes Because you should downvote comics that you think didn't actually happen . Hundreds of years of slavery , then generations of seperate but VERY MUCH unequal segregation , Jim Crow laws , repeated racial discrimination , gerrymandering , racial profiling , lack of education , but it's the ' thug life ' that keeps Black people down . Riiiiiiight . x : xx Lucky fish . I think the dumbass swam back into the rig after his first release Why is there a reflection of a window on the tonsil Then ... how is Dugtrio formed ? Doesn't mean we aren't here GOOOOOO SEAHAWKS LETS GET IT DONE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I imagine I will spend a lot of time here , just quit my job to go back to studying so hoping to get some work done and not just play games / reddit .................. oh my god .. Everybody in the audience : * Some Korean guy * ? And I'm at a loss to how it's fanboyism * looks at username * ... I don't know if you're grouchy today or not , but I totally agree . The hell kinda name is Raylan ? ? The content owner has not made this video available on mobile . * DAT NAME * Where's your evidence ? Also , I'm hoping you're on the other side of the planet from me . Stay the fuck away , Typhoid Mary ! ┌ ∩ ┐ You are not a good person . For sale ? Holy fucking shit Get off my lawn Banking and government . Jebus Christ ! I'll tell you when I'm done . With all this talk of Gore getting bought by AlJezera ( sp You're acting like I'm trying to argue for gun control while I'm trying to teach you to argue more effectively against it . Liquid shouldn't be an issue for electricity . Anyone have fries for that ketchup and mayo ? darnit , i shoulda meta tagged [ youtube ] on it .... " Not my best skill . " There was an ad for knives on the article Sorry typing way too fast . It was way late when I replied . Get a OEM 17 barrel Mother of god , its over sea's Goddamn , that stomach : 0 This just made me very uncomfortable . My pet peeve is people who throw the word " rape " around . I . E . " I totally got raped on C . O . D . last night , bro ! " ( An actual quote I saw on Facebook . ) I doubt they ’ re selling Liberty City Stories , Vice City Stories , Chinatown Wars or the GBA GTA game on Steam , so it ’ s not really “ the entire GTA series ” , is it now ? except in case of emergency , then they're allowed I don't care for Facebook anymore . And watch them pop i take offense to the johnson remarks . Challenge completed : now I'm possessed by demons That escalated quickly . They got some at my gun shop . $ 579 for three , comes with free Glock 19 / u / Crimson 88 - ya deja de hacer cuentas throwaway y contestarte a ti mismo . " also struggled with laxative addiction . " Before we get our panties in a bunch . Take another look at the picture , please . You honestly believe this girl wasn't fishing for compliments ? Why did I read this as a black man ? Group three : I'm alone because I'm scared of telling people I'm gay ( aka me ) / r / karmaconspiracy : OP kidnapped baby turtle , put it near ants for a couple minutes , took him out , brought him to a mall fountain ( explains the quarter ) , then took a picture of it . * * all for the sake of getting karma * * Subsequent product launch : something that reacts to the thumbs up I have like 3 time that in 1 year Now I know how to Ok yes , there are some jobs I just wouldn't do I'm sitting here saying to my boyfriend " It's £ 13 down to £ 5 ... £ 5 ! ! ! " and he's just Op wasnt a fagot today ...... Im watching you op I still don't know what FTFY means I'll admit I've gone 2 days and it was essentially still clean . But I'm a guy . Do girls really create such a mess so quickly ? god this is a weird question but damn , that pic ... I can only hope that it's as good as the last Indiana Jones was ! Too many lols . Don't . Cut . It . In a recent visit to China , I noticed there were NO pigeons in the several cities I visited . One wonders what became of them Why are there so many of these post . Google is a thing ! As a colts fan ... This face looks like Jim Caldwell ... Please delete your comment and follow the rules in the title , on the answer submission link , and * * on the image * * . I was able to smell it through my monitor . Skip to 1:40 . " Until you're flooded with cum " . Cannot unhear . Joining Gold matches , all equipment ready , with non level 20 ' s with tier I weapons and no equipment already set to ready . Then leaving and joining the same situation 4 times over to the point you don't care anymore . Am I the only one that finds that frustrating Not a video game like most of these other posts but Dominion by Donald A.Vaccarino , me and my friends will often play till 4 or 5 in the morning ... Because crapping on Cleveland is something so many people feel so strongly against . Geez , I didn't know what a great player Shevcenko was for Chelsea ಠ_ಠ . In 2004 Size 8 is not fat Sometimes you wake up with less money than before , but one time I woke up with more . That means I traded goods or services for money Really ? Does that happen in the book ? The independent is a perfectly legitimate source of news that has an industry standard and several highly commended journalists . Please for the love of God tell me you mean ' spay ' Because it's 1995 still and households only have 1 computer if they're lucky . You think he would just copy and paste My vibrator and its ridiculously unpredictable battery life . * buzz * :) * buzzbuzzbuzz * :D * zzz * :/ * ... * Do you guys even lift ? Yeah child labour is fine if it is your own kid . Not that bad ? It's a trough of piss . I had to take a shit in the woods / someone's back yard So .. much .. cocaine .. Can you see the stars ? I heard from a girl that when she lived in China , on a " clear " night , you can sometimes see the moon Because making a reference to a video game has * anything * to do with what is and isn't ethical ... It would be bad . Just one question , what is that emblem in the bottom left corner , why is it there ? Also is this really OC ? Every time I am going to see one They already did ! Toxx , Tixx's golem sounded just like GLaDOS . Tixx also mentions she's one of a kind and was created using a special technique done by no one else . Considering all the conspiracy theories of Toxx turning skritt into semi-sentient toys , I wouldn't be surprised if Tixx's comment about Toxx refers to how GLaDOS was made . In other words , Tixx turned another asura into a golem AI . Pony's are not baby horses why not both ? We need to play better . ( That is haunting . Drumming . Incessant drumming on the desk . Cam , I'm looking at you as I type this and I hope you see this comment . I will massacre you . How is that oddly peaceful ? ? I don't know what these Her left boob is bigger ... I was wondering how you know that .. but then your username ... ( Warwick , go to bed , it's 12:30 , man . And with the 9th pick in the 2013 nfl draft , the New York Jets select Manti T'eo ! " Balls in a mouse trap " It was the end of a scout meeting . Our troop always gets in a circle and discusses the meeting and says goodbyes and stuff . We had a moment of silence and all of a sudden someone's watch starts beeping rapidly . Someone whispers ( So everyone can hear ) " It's a time bomb ! " and I burst out laughing . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Nice hardwood . Btw , that pee pad is WAY too small for a 150 lb dog . This was my first thought too . I don't know what's worse , the first thought of it being a ball scratcher or the second one when I thought perhaps it might be a dildo Only if I can play Oh ok you're right , you probably know much more than me ... As a Saints fan , Seems legit ... Kinda looks at lot more like Ron Jeremy .. Are you ... You ask a question if he uses a stylist , but not a single one about the mans music ? I ... well ... " I'll be watching * YOU * " I'm watching you when they've lived in Beijing for six years I just finished my roaccutane packet last night ... and I find this thread the next day . Come the fuck on . ^ look up their doing it right now .... yeah let's downvote the guy who is correct . canadian here , is that * * NON-MAPLE * * SIRUP ? " If they're going to die then they'd better get on with it , and decrease the surplus population . " : - Ebenezer Scrooge . Double Flashbacks ! ? What does it mean Buttercup ... does not need weed ... to chill . Despite with all the warnings , I still clicked and look on it Didn't even get a weird boner That laugh Man fuck catching him in a dark alley . Not even broad daylight on a corner would I take that chance Wtf is smosh dafuq did I just read ? New Blood Stop being accurate in your description about the game Bravery level : animal porn That's gonna leave a strange mark in my history . Oh god that's AM not the shopkeeper I play Reddit . What else would you play on a rig like that ? what is this a bar for 9gag ? ! Your nail turned black ? Wouldn't that just rock from side to side ? As well as being too small ? God forbid anyone not being exactly the same , indeed . Oh god ...... I forgot about that part . Paid 17.99 at gamestop for it a few years ago Dont get any ideas , ~ ~ Atlanta ~ ~ Patriots Wait wtf ? He pulled the trigger for extra leverage ? Does he not understand how the whole thing works ? I have made a big mistake .. Actually , repeating a remark from a black friend . It's his view because whites hold all the power . All Pokemon need help leveling As an English speaker , I saw " nope , chuck testa " and " karma raped " Have u had any trouble picking other items up ? Because i remember a few times when i killed a skeleton and couldn't pick up the bones . This happens with quite a few item drops . I believe that the items are just phantom items , u may have picked them up already , or the game just produces the item graphic without it actually being there . Hope this helps . Bonus ಠ_ಠ face : I'm thinking it . You're not from Atlanta I upvoted this post to 666 karma . " He has two heroes in his bottom lane ! " Not only is that a horribly executed joke , but it is wildly inappropriate . All in all " My Face When Dandruff : Im just gonna leave this here They're 14 and 11 . Yep , there would be at least ten million people who would see that movie , probably in theaters . I think about it a lot . Interesante lista de estudiantes mexicanos Peanut butta ' . None of it in Brazil ლ ( I don't know how it works on a computer . If you use the reddit viewer alien blue you can select pictures > Definitely not saying his best is Family Guy , but still ... STOP THESE Douchebag Dan ! This was mine . 97 better not be your birth year This is why we can't have nice things ... Living in Santa Clara it was annoying that the BART didn't run through there . Stuck with the Caltrain . does it say " with toast and haschbrownies " ? Tell . Us . The . Joke ! Hey 2006 . Peak oil , you say ? Intredasting ... she is like 14 . If we don't see her damn face after 8 years - I might have to track down Craig and Carter to have a word with them . I'll sit them down and tell them an 8 year long epic of how I waited to meet the mother . The Wikia is a strange place ... I know People don't click the lantern when it could pull them over a wall and save them . 9-2 foul differential .... > One that ~ ~ doles ~ ~ Dolans out viruses . As a leaf blower I can neither confirm or deny mind blowingness Is ... is ... is he shoving arms and legs up his ass ? It sure sounds like it . i dont know wat im ಠ_ಠ In this ಠ_ಠ , I am ಠ_ಠ . Not because of any ಠ_ಠ ' s ಠ_ಠ , but because I am ಠ_ಠ by my own intell ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah lol I have been to so many appointments since I got on Unemployment its annoying . And each time they are like , " oh wow you resume is perfect ! You are doing a great job , thank you for coming in . " Barf . The guy was clearly flapping in the first message . So if I light a dandelion on fire and take a hi-res pic of it , I can make it on the front page ? A russian friend told me he didn't consider black people human , by listing some biological bs differences . In YOUR peripherals I live on the shore of lake ontario Is that ... Christopher Walken ? That * image * Swears off extra foam for life ... i was almost nsfw That's a cute puppy WHY IS EVERYONE DOWNVOTING YOU FOR YOUR OPINION Not available on mobile devices ! It's a picture of two trees . I hate it when the guy decides to yell some bullshit at the same moment that I cum . It makes me feel like I'm cumming to him Unoriginal huh ? This is why you have so much karma then ? Is he ... Is he In a garbage truck ? but taking shots while you're epileptic , however ... Sure like Thailand is , right Thank you for pointing that out I laughed very loudly and awkwardly and now everyone is staring at me I LEARNED HOW TO DO THE Shes going to Medical School . I just checked . You weren't the only one As a woman who's about to give birth in a few weeks ... Oh , it's sad Sunday here ! So , reddit , what do we got in schedule for tommorow ? Phantom Lord hate train is it ? Or maybe " give us sandbox mode riot " Monday ? Gimme a break . Yes , because no woman on earth could show appreciation for a man in their life dedicating time and effort into crafting something for them that they think they'll like , unless that man has money because all women are golddigging whores , right ? When I was mugged the person grabbed my neck from behind , pulled me down and my pockets were run by his mates . So , yeah I would have lost both my real stuff and my fake stuff . Thanks for the advice OP ! This is the most stereotypical Minnesota thing I've ever read , ever . EEEVVVVEEEEEERRR . Downvoted as I fail to see any jam , not even orange marmalade is that shit for real ? ! Ya , like we can't just look it up on alibaba and see what it costs ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠmother of god what have you taught meಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I better call Professor.Who ... A pokemono episode that involved a porygon and many flashing colors and lights . It caused widespread seizures and now they don't air episode anymore . By the way , your name is dangerously close to mine Hit reply , tap on tab thingy , swipe right and tap I'm offended by that , I can take a joke . DAT SYLVANAS ... MOTHER OF GOD I didn't get anything either I ... Whuh .... Oh , * I * am well aware . Bong ... In a fridge ... Yeah . Because if you are making a site to spread viruses it is a good idea to put the word ' virus ' right in the URL and page title Do I want to know ? Not popular at all , now send yours to me . car through flood waters Where the hell is my 5th , and 6th gears ? Dat URL If that's sexy for you do I really want to be anywhere but in full view of the public with you ? I bought the air online when it was 200 bucks off and it has yet to fucking ship ... What made that much snow melt in such apparently cold temperatures ? Go back to / r / imgoingtohellforthis . This needs to stay there , not be posted here . Ya ... majestic It's over . That's what happens . That was painful to watch , and I just got out of a post with a girl eating her tampon Why is this upvoted God Bless America The quality of CPR must be abysmal during transport - our protocols keep us on scene until ROSC or dead now ( with some exceptions ) which does make sense . Although we can't call PEAs on scene - most of the CPR I've done in the back of the truck was hauling corpses with PEA to the ED for a doctor to call Giving head to an unkempt ginger . Never again That's what I came here to point out . She wanted MORE than two words . He only said two words . She actually won . Every time this is posted I wonder , why does no one see that ? If that was your tl ;d r then I completely misinterpreted that whole story How is that just a personal foul ? God dammit . My feels . You leave my girlfriend out of this , you sonofabitch . I can't pick up sofas . Very cool ! Thanks guys , sorry super new , and using alienblue Yeah , let's try to stop the internet from drinking ... Shit , sorry , I shoulda made that connection ... That's not all he sprayed over the monitor ... " Just heard about reddit ? " Why do you have a PIMA style screen name then ? Go back to lurking plz kaithxbai You mean you're not at McDonald's ? How does a Pens fan get tickets that close and Leafs fans can't ? Sorry , but she's never gonna learn . I know ... Reread my post . I feed my dog Orijen . It smells like it was just killed . Think about this : Olive Garden's sign has no olives on it ... the salad has like 3 olives . To add to this , there is something wrong with purple dragon shields Leona ´ s pearls Get code ! Yay ! .... keeps saying loading ... ಠ_ಠ ..... error retrieving code .... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wait , you can have TOO MUCH gain ? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO You're in LA complaining about the cold . ' For your first step you'll need to buy a $ 110 prop replica of a portal gun . ' As a resident of Merrylands : Maybe if anonymous or someone exposed the asshole behind the keyboard then it would be porn . As of now it's just kinda ... meh . You sound experienced , * CTRL_ALT_RAPE * That face The fuck , dude I love that you did the exact same thing as everyone else ( got in the drive-thru first ) , and just because they didn't think ' hey , maybe the inside isn't as busy ' , proceed to get out of line ( thereby losing their place ) , and go inside to check ( when it could easily have been super busy in there as well ) , * everyone is so lazy * . * * The first time I wore a purse like that in 8th grade my dad took one look at me and said " That bag makes your tits look big . " The look I gave him was more or less 404 not found . The GS near me in New Jersey insisted that the 4th was a Tuesday and that I was wrong Everything Lucas has said since the turn of the century has upset me . Opportunity to reflect on a serious moral grey area ... " Eh , fuck it , they're just large termites . " Thought she was a he Yeah . 18 FUCKING years since that tragedy ... How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed ? Put Velcro on the ceiling Why did you make the radioactive video so f'in racist ? And really , you would rock someone's ovaries with supercharged semen , which he's incapable of producing . Alien Blue here on iphone as well , I saw his flair just fine . And after you finnish the dinner I'll watch you sleep the entire night I hope all that confetti gets recycled . I wouldn't care so much about this being a repost if it weren't for the fact that it was quickly debunked as a fake the last time it was posted . All this really seems to be is more victim blaming . The attitude that women and now infants should have to cover themselves to prevent this type of crime from happening is abhorrent . It's not the man's problem that he's lusting after innocent children , after all ! Keep those miniature temptresses covered ! Mother of god IT IS . Yes , because all Christians are the same and the crimes of a few damn all of us . He copied the zipper on his sweater ! ! ! ! 12 hours ? No , she's in NW Ohio .. Believe it or not there apparently is a lot of people who believe this stuff . as a guy bred from smalltown kansas , i can confirm . How have you not yet died from being so stupid ? Your argument is invalid , vomit purge bulimia nervosa . Wooooow . That's crazy . And depressing . History Channel ? Really ? They scream constantly the entire match ... Take him out the back , foot on neck , bullet to head . No more Pedo . Is that ... a Zippo ? Trench coat Steve ? Gangnam Style So vote Republican , right ? And the ones who are overly gregarious are usually trying to sell you something You're a selfish contrarian Did you get this off the GTS ? Looks hacked . Met date is 2000 LEAGUE OF BOOBS What a nice Subaru o wait .. I'm single . i don't think you did . I know that feel bro . To add to walking around with a half-shaded tat I ran out of time ( we went 8 hours and the shop had to close ) on my last tat before I moved . So I looked like a god damn hill-billy with a tiger head and arm shaded with the rest only lined for about 8 months before I had the time to fly back out to have him finish Ducks have no experience driving cars How about NONE ? How about new maps ? How about this ... Most die hard bf3 fans DON'T buy it , we all give EA the middle finger ? Why pay for shit I already have ? Why support a game that is now just a yearly update with very little new content ? THE Texas Roadhouse ... They still didnt think we would do it . That's the point Mr . Tut Tut Eyes fuck off dude . I remember that shit clearly too and I'm not THAT old . That little NSFW tag is so little ... why'd you crop me out ! I guess my unpopular opinion wasn't popular enough . Spoiler tag that right now . * You post to reddit while you sleep ? Screw you St . George ! I'm having my own snow day Dammit I wanted to sound smart but how do I know if she's into me , or just thinks I'm gay ? there's just no way of knowing . if she's sucking my Johnson does that mean she's into me ? or is she just being a tease ? I don't know man According to the NRA , yes . The police would have just backed off and the situation would have resolved itself peacefully . Is there a track long enough to prove that it really does 1000 miles in an hour ? yes my biggest concern is the fucking forklift Oh yeah no point in using your 15 bullets clip before the full one ... I red that as baby Truffles are a fungus Are you retarded i picked a bad moment to be eating porridge So by your logic , I can have a picnic on the freeway . Thanks , Doc-Hopper ! Spam thread do not click Lazarus is fun , similar to my armor config . The BFR is quite good , but the light pistol Everybody does . Just wanted another one . I have a Gen 4 17 that my can stays on all the time . It used to be my class gun . I got an RTF 2 17 . Running that thru its paces with a few idpa / ipsc matches . In the end , I just wanted the mags But all the doctors work for big pharma ! That's what I thought when I read the intro and part of me wondered if this thread started as a joke , then took a horrible , horrible turn to serious town . FWP indeed . Again ? Was there dialog in the script ? * Marley and Me * ####Never said I ignored them . Just that I was cancelling out everything but the rotting wound effect . I was gaining speed as fast as you could drain it . I mean after I used ressurection , we only fought for like 30 more seconds , I didn't honestly think it should've killed me that fast . Otherwise , your Bankai sounds op . Oh no .... What did I do this time ? * index toe * Several months and engaged ? She felt on a Toy Car and it slipped in her Vagina Appreciate the thought provoking link , but not the title that completely misrepresents the article ( about a hypothesis based on a computer model ) " Everyone else on the planet ... and Carlos Slim . " The guy was wondering about Saunders server , ( an admin here ) and it is somewhat relevant to minez , no need to be reported . That is a Gameboy Advance , which came out in March 2001 in Japan . o ( Don't get all upset and go out raping or anything .. Never good to go raping when you're angry As opposed to when you are not trying to produce a baby and it is not consensual ? Tweetbot + Pocket . Don't be noobs Like people you know ? I think you need to examine your life . Syrupsly people Oh wow suicide is hilarious I read this as : EMSK how to execute a human being I second your Short ... Short-sided ? With what money ? Nice photo but at least three of these chicks have a penis You're gonna shoot me now ..... never seen Doctor Who .... i had to reread that and then go check nhl.com to make sure i read that correctly . GUESS NOT . They also selected cash as method of payment . How old is that lunchbox ? Can it be pirated ? I have no vehicle and very little cash ... So you decided to parody a heart warming post from yesterday with this shit . Not such a good choice I'd say . He probably has his camera on a timer ... I really hope there's no one helping him do this Half Life Reminds me of some r34 I saw . Nanotech person here , also still waiting ಠ_ lol yes ! That hair ... but she's missing those giant concentric square earrings ! Shoulder pads were plain awful though , and they were unisex Mfw women can probably aim better than men That hard-coded heart ... This gotta be the worst example ever It's probably a good job I don't do much with JS or I'd be incredibly tempted to use Tags : lizard lick my love pump ... My sister is 6 Oh yeah , no one ever criticises the Tories do they ... more than u will ever hit . Masturbating . A lot . I need to get a watch with blue hands If you lived in Florida , don't you think you'd go insane too ? They are $ 1 each . You didn't pay attention to his explanation ? " in are yard " Maybe . That can't be real Because clearly , the DEA only pursues marijuana and there are no drugs at all that should be kept off of the streets . Damn . That's ice cold man Dam it What the shit is this fuck ? How do they go so quickly ? This is exactly what I do . I nearly make myself late to class because of it . The hell ... The comments of that link glamorises and congratulates the death , don't click . Winston Churchill's junk ... My boss ' name is Steve Martin WTF did I just watch Remove . Right .... My point was , my eyelashes are so pathetic I've wanted the prescription which is proven to work ( w some at least including friends of mine ) . If the Vaseline does work I'd be thrilled , but this is the first I've heard of it . Are you offering sexual favors for cable service ? Are .... Are you serious ? I played with my grandmas ........ Problem is update all fails on ipad 1 with that many apps or says out of storage even when not Why is this link purple ? I'm drunk . I live in New Jersey Why is that comma in there ' ' you your kids and your johnson ..... ' ' This is the cutest / sexiest thing I've ever seen As if the entire fucking dungeon filled with vampires , and the whole blood-based puzzle wasn't enough of a clue Why is Katarina so hot ? More than weird , the capitalization errors are even the same . Pi y commence par S Yea man , come on , you didn't even change the title of your repost ... I get that a lot . Like at least 10 guys that I've met said , " you know , you look like my little sister ! " Don't know if serious , but it does seem like you are They are very nice for not over shooting the guy ... That stretch .. To the people downvoting ... / s is an indication of sarcasm . Dude ... Masticatepescetarian likes dead bodies North Korea , The worlds very real Supervillain . smh . My supermarket puts Bob's Red Mill GF Flour next to the box of Vital Wheat Gluten . I just got off . If the mother is widowed or divorced , then revenge may be found on a matching-making site I heard mentioned the other day specifically for older people . It's called Carbon Dating I feel your pain , brother . It's not a Mac , Skype . The red X is supposed to actually close the program No . So much for having done your time and being free . Mostly because every time he comments someone has to mention that he commented Why did you upgrade to 6.1 . 2 / YOU HAD ONE JOB AND THAT WAS ENGLAND Falling down Holy shit , I don't know if I want to watch the stream at all . Just imagine hearing TheOddBro make a donating to the spankbank Thank you for proving my point that I'm not welcome here and that my input isn't valued Is it frosting ? I don't practice Santeria , I ain't got no crystal ball . I believe your peers disagree with you . Umm all I saw was tits > I want to know if that cat is okay goddamn it Yeah , getting crucified ( which could take literally days ) was totally a way better way to die . Same thing here ( kind of ) ... 5 + years and a few terabytes of movies , music , and tv shows , and my first warning was a result of my gf asking me to download " Hocus Pocus " for her before Halloween Just realized i put a link post instead of a self post . My bad . What if you lost it I was just curious . 128lbs is pretty light unless you are 5 ' 3 " .... and then at that height at 200lbs ..... I see . Thanks for the warning . Why ! Why do you have to shave ! It's a bloody disgrace , it's like telling someone their to white , they need to get a tan to get the position ! ! ! ! ! ! Yes , that's exactly what I said and meant . Yeah the bottom ones look way more natural Those clashing gradients Oh Arceus that poor Lopunny . Reddit user for three hours ..... I'm sorry for the working out I miss Joel They are quite short virgins , possibly of the pedobear variety . I had a conversation similar to this at dinner tonight ... My stepfather was talking about how one of his kids from his previous wife was going to have ANOTHER baby and about how wonderful kids were .... So when I said yeh kids aren't in my plan he said oh that will change , just give it some time trust me . You will be dying to have kids one day . : O This is reddit . No pointing fun at Muslims sounds ... fun .... Wait , you've been working in IT for 25 years and are still doing end user support ? Wow what the flying fuck . That is pure evil right there . Shock Top next to RR and Stone ? Not loading without flash on mobile devices . You're such a dirty PC ... oh yeah ... you're so dirty . DAT HALAK it was a joke OK , I admit I'm a little high [ 6 ] , but I read that more than once as " They used robots to keep me awake at night ... " I had to keep reading it over and over because I was like What is this app and why can't I find it anywhere ? Work ...... my co worker and I call it @ $ $ hole Sundays Yeah it's not like she has a horrible and needles burn on her arm . Oh wait People around here drive like maniacs . It makes me long for the slow-paced , relaxed comforts of Alberta driving . Also other people got a flair that went something like " posts illegal tv links Pass . Looks like someone slipped her an aphrodisiac " White people Dear god You are one of them Yeah , if you count a burning sensation for * * days * * " good " . Here's another gem that got me .. " It's more than a car , it's a communication device ! ! " This comment needs 26 up votes no more no less ... Not this one .... the one I'm replying to ... I'd give a MeKeyBoBuck but you posted it at Geekhack first ! I didn't know there were puns Wait ... Sony got hacked ? Especially when you are a decade older than the next oldest student . You waited a whole 2 hours to repost Still doesn't work here . There is no button anywhere and I'm sitting with two iPhones in my hands . You have a screenshot ? Don't forget the people who like my little pony Funny thing , for the first time in a long time I started looking at hardware to upgrade to . Of course I hit the nvidia Titan first . Why do I always want thousand dollar video cards ? ! Wait you're supposed to grab around their chest ? My spotter holds me up by my butt squatting behind me ! How come no one told me Well now you know how it ends because he didn't use a spoiler tag . Actually , the problem would never exist in the first place if people stopped walking in the bike lanes Windbreakers . Thanks , mom and dad . I feel like at work there's this one guy who just doesn't like me . He gets all chatty with all the other guys , but sticks to two word answers with me ! Now I know I don't smell , I don't offend anyone , I pretty much keep to myself . It's worse cuz he lives in the same apartment complex as me Little girl ? Not all of us are 18 Sexy board but I'm pretty content with my HHKB and my soon to arrive KMAC . No real use for a third small form factor board other than it'll be programmable . Straws o death huh .... my god .... they solved it before i could get mine to work . Thanks for the help , for you see , I can not read I can't find any channel in my cable system that is airing Psych . I'm in Ontario and although Global has a page for Psych it's not on their schedule . Dammit science ! Every time I was read an Amelia Bedelia book , I would always think " my god , what a dumbass Thought or ....... hoped ? GTA San Tropez ... Why ? Why do so many of you have to shave beards for jobs ? ! ? ? In Australia they can't ask or expect any bearded gentlemen to remove ones manliness , as it's illegal and prejudice . They may as well say ' I'm sorry you're too black , you'll have to do something about that to work here ! ! ! FFS @ 29m10s park ranger throws a large , empty cardboard box out the window of a helicopter and in to the park . Reposted a million times . Mfw I'm a tard Yes , buy the guy who drove to the bar a drink . Smart My GF would beg to differ . She often requests my fingers . Not sure if that's a compliment or not ... Just a matter of time before this is a reality show on History ... says the person who just typed a comment No task too small or too big Try in a month The youtube channel is called lescatfightgirl . I have a shattered iPhone screen and so I was reading that too quickly and at first thought it said " reside at my dead parents house . " I'm deathly afraid of water like deep pools and oceans / lakes / rivers ... I ... what ? Sssssssssh ! My magic AMAZEBALLS powers are a secret ! A youtube video of a youtube video Mississippi . I tried once , but got overwhelmed Listen the observable universe that human beings are able to perceive is three dimension and that is what the post said . Second , I had the calculated value of the age of the universe wrong . Oh no . That must mean that everything I said has zero value . Nothing on the internet has made me cringe this hard in quite some time . I know everyone has their own tastes , but ... > Ummm ... nope , he's just talking about how mean people usually is towards supports and how that ISN'T right . And he's not throwing the word " nigga " to everyone ( why would you sensor yourself , really , that's freaking pointless because we know the word , you're putting it in our fucking minds , just say it ffs ) , he's talking in a hypotetical way and thus he's not talking to anybody or about anybody ( again , unless you think ezreal is going to feel bad about it This isn't racist at all . I do too , I just find words sometimes that I don't know . And I'm like " Hey what's this word " * Tap * " What the hell , where's my def .... oh wait ... " Ah yes , the variable trans-inducer , of course That's what this thread's about Guitar . I play a little .... but not really good .... Slips of paper with this face - Probably just misunderstood you . I've seen people complain about I feel like someone needs to turn this into a 3D model ? I can't help but But he hasn't done any administrative work go away , ಠ_ಠflower , I don't want to Poor Matt Daemon for being compared to this guy Pokemon is an underrated series ? I'm pretty sure you basically just restated what the guy above you just said . Cuz you're a concerned citizen full of concern for my well caking . Seriously though Heeeeyy ! ! Just another subliminal Well , not with THAT attitude ! I swear there is a phantom stalking you just to downvote . Theres only 1 toilet . What if it has always been there , and those that made Transformers 3 used it as inspiration , assuming that it had just been from something from a different movie ( but was really aliens ) ? I was just going to say that his comment makes no sense So she moved me away from one group of kids and put me next to another group of kids . Good going teacher . I totally didn't get the fucking joke , thanks for explaining ! I graduated from Gulf Breeze High Fuck'n spiders with shotguns built in .. It's so bad it could be a movie ... Think of all the cameo opportunities .. John goodman , Jeff Daniels , Jerry o'connell , David Arquette .... Ok ok , no David Arquette ... Yeah that could be a good movie ! Put my name in the credits and buy me lunch ! People like the OP are becoming more and more " a thing " . ಠ_ಠ . No real background in tech work , just throwing some parts together with no understanding of what the person they're building for REALLY needs . ... or you're playing dota 2 Facebook button . Thought the F was a swastika He should've stopped at " mariconeo " No vag ... \ MRW when I looked at his website and read some of the stupid shit there : * * Polyamorous girl here . My ( very small ) dog once crossed half of the lake we live on to try and go after some swans . Luckily we caught up to him in our paddle boat just as the swans were starting to drown him Actually , the post titles are so outrageously misleading that I am kinda angry now Hat . Mine was a shoe . You know them by name .. You misspelt cunt . " Never let ' em tell you what to drink " and then , there's ice cubes in this glass of whiskey But in the pic they're walking in grass Hey guys ! I have a nipple on my chest , give me karma ! In fact , I have 2 of them ! [ sarcasm ] My partner snores , so I have to use ear plugs to sleep . My cat fishes them out of the trash and plays with them if I don't hide them well enough How do I know that ? ! " Don't take their word for it , or ours for that matter . See the facts about T-Mobiles 4G network for yourself at * * t-mobile.com * * / coverage . " Yeah , upvotes are what they need . Read that as leathery Send Glock an email , maybe you'll get a free mag Be patient with customer service . They will take care of you but the process is sometimes a tiny bit boring . Make sure to keep your service ticket number which will be in an email so not too hard to lose I've had mine for a year or so now ... I have been pretty lucky to not catch them on anything to bad . Occasionally I have to remind my SO to go easy on them though This Allen kid . Good Lord . NSFW tag ? ! ? C'mon man ... Sorry for implying that you aren't a nice person on the outside , but a wonderful person on the inside . The amount of ####GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT DAMN COMMIE FRENCH SHIT ! ! ! no he didn't , this is a repost . Wait wait ... How did you know it was a middle school ? your fault for letting them continue to stay after a months assessment regardless . Show me your bewbs ! " Snowy Storm Archer " . Nice knife , bad post title . Everyone loves moras ... It is continually repeated on this sub . Don't bitch to UGA fans about tipped passes Wait until you get your score back . I think it's funny when used correctly . But it gets annoying when people are like , " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not like Sim City 5 . AMIRIGHT PEOPLE Right , because they are all the same and all not really entrepreneurial . I think we ALL love Mila kunis ! Yeah i have gone back to torrents for a while But .... Did she really go to the bathroom Gotta love bowing and scraping to some random broad simply because of the crotch she was fortunate enough to have been squeezed out of He is serious , and don't call him " Anikin's left hand Socialist countries dont go to brown people lands like for instance Afghanistan from 1979 to 1989 . One day my pants torn , I called in sick because I had no pants to wear I am in bed about to sleep . Thanks I honestly hope this is a troll How to say " Fire elemental " in Japanese . I'm from Denmark and this is truly embarrassing Take no offense to this but I'd hit it It'd be fun til summer time is here I've been 21 now for 4 months ... out of the numerous times I've bought alcohol in a restaurant , I've been carded * twice * . This is with me sitting beside friends of mine who are older than me , but have gotten carded just before / after me . Oh man ..... " puddle " Of course I blow my one chance to show off my French skills on Reddit she looks a bit young Yes . I think they should just all die . Nice try , North Korea ... Actually I have heard that the updated version isn't that bad ... unfortunately my computer can't open the dang thing to update it without crashing " becoming " or you can remember the fundamental properties that cause it . Anxiety . Ang-ex-ear-tea . Dear god . Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit , is it ... Shh .. they musn't know Ahh , I guess I need to spend more time on / r / jailbreak So why lie about a random guys comment history ? Why have so many teams copied my team name My intent was not to encourage or start such mindlessness . It's r / history and this was an important historical event , if people are going to be that dumb I have nothing to say to them . you spelled doughnut wrong . Um ... wat ? As someone who has several gay friends and means this completely sincerely , are you sure you're not confused or anything ? I dunno bout the other commenters , but I definitely didn't do anything like that as a kid There are black couches if you look deeper in the room I read that as terminally ill Oh shit , whiteboard . Mind . Blown . I just have to be in Texas ..... Get this shit off my internet lawn It was a serious question . I see improper use of capitalization * everywhere * . Am I the only one who was paying attention in elementary school when we learned what a proper noun is ? Yeah , it's scary they knew i wanted frozen food , now they just want to be unfrozen Oh my god that's really freaky What just happened . . . Those tier 4s and 5s never saw it coming eh .. ####He hit me with it ! How am I not supposed to touch it when he slaps me with it ? ! Why do we up vote reports ? UGH . QUIT BEING FANCY WITH THE PUCK AND SHOOT IT . You left Boeing off of Washington Like a barcode scanner ? I just wish you could get a digital copy of a book you already legally own . Amazon and b & n will charge you the kindle and nook copy if you want it that way too . Kinda sucks . Who doesn't enjoy dark figures casually standing by your bed ... while you lay there ... unable to move ? Did I mention the occasional evil whispers emanating from these figures Really ? Your source of info . Is a gossip rag owned by rupert murdoch ? Florence and the Machine . I can't remember the year , 2007 maybe ? I remember being ecstatic introducing her to everyone I knew , and everyone thought she was a little " off . " Oh man .... now I want cheese with my tots ! ! ! I'm 6 ' 0 and I weigh 288 ( at my last dr appt ) probably closer to 300 though . Still want them brought to justice It does get boring ...... Is her name Rose ? I think I might know her too 3 more 30 rd bakelites for my 74 ! Brings me up to 8 ! now to find some cheap 5.45 Starting today all I'm going to put as a reply on someone who forced me practically to donate ( you ) , or any for of bullying towards me will be : Are you a holocaust denier not only 0 mph but still ALSO a photoshop Exploding the books is not good idea , as they are useful , but you reminded me more creepy stuff from library planet ( doctor who ) What the fuck ... I just drove on this track in Real Racing 3 Until I read that wiki page just now , I didn't know that there can be meaning behind the wearing of a key ring on the left or right belt loop . Now when I see guys wearing their keys hanging off their jeans , I'll have all these questions about them in my head . Yup LOL even in our lungs . We have something called Valley Fever here that can kill you if you're not born here .... Because cycling isn't already dangerous enough " The sticky stuff ! Ugh ! " Covered in snow ? Sorry I do ...... on my Xbox ..... We saw you copy off of that other guy I sleep until I'm over it .... all caps .... Ok you got a deal I can do better than that with mspaint . It's sooooo hard ! Or flash I poop . Oh gawd the worst . This girl I dated was always so outwardly sexual in public life , but between the sheets it was like having sex with a dead fish . The worst . Looked at this on my phone , shook my head then realized I could have just shaken the phone .... I know the feels . . . Going into a hospital , ending up staying there for six weeks and being diagnosed with leukemia Haha . Reminds me of a Mormon guy I dated for a while . Refused anything beyond kissing , but watched porn multiple times daily , usually lesbian porn . It makes me sad when people keep game discs in the wrong case , especially when there's more than one or one of them is the wrong size . Man , I read your post over on the Honda sub , those guys sure are diehard Honda fanatics . No love at all for your truck . I about lost it when the one said you should've bought a Ridgeline instead . I work in retail of auto parts ..... and I agree , people are assholes ! Job would be AMAZEBALLS if not for the people ! ! ! Came here to post this . People downvoted you I may not agree with your views That ... doesn't sound fun at all . Nobody needs that Reference or ... Alright , I think that TMC 3 actually did get the joke . We'll call this the original joke or OJ ( white bronco and everything ) . Now Gramis felt the need to explain the joke to TMC 3 even though he was making another joke sarcastically . Therefore I believe and others will exonerate this opinion as well , that TMC 3 actually did get the joke due to his use of the eyes of dissaproval The dancing ? THE DANCING ? How do you know what she looks like-Oh . I live in Brampton and was thinking a pure canadian indian accent would sound like Russell Peters but then I read listerine and Context for the one where that prick sends the woman to her death ? That's not how syntax works That movie scares me If you think about it ... it always was your signature I guarantee there will be some goddam post about a safe What ? Voting for fascists not because they are fascists but to prove a point ? That's not what democracy is for Oh yeah , just another $ 255 per month , nbd . Ironic : joining the military to die in action to get a valiant death , finds a place where he is truly happy , dies in combat . pretty much . like , the dude is totally cut out of my life . then this . Oh so no talking to yourself ? I do it more often than I'd like to admit ! I hope you wash them afterwards I can see it now . The look on everyone just went Now I want strawberrys No you didn't . I smell a crossover ... oh , wait . Since when do penis ' go on peoples neck . Your username ! Very cute , but ... puppys ಠ_ಠ What are you doing here ? For one second there I thought you said " I would've liked a little girl for 5mins straight " Skipped to the wrong line after " soon turned into a gap of one " and it said " soon turned into a gap of one hard " It only takes $ 300 proprietary tool to remove those It's like a body type 4 bottom on a body type 1 top . Dude , your username Go back to EU Shotbow where you belong Replace the " ... " with " I was all Fap fap for sure . I found my biological mother after many years . She wants nothing to do with me . My ex asked me to call him Justin Bieber during sex You obviously haven't seen her price tags This is where a good teacher would have to give his students credit for a wrong answer because he didn't make the problem sufficiently clear . Would love to be in there too What ? How ? We must know . I'm not sophisticated though Unfortunately I have an extremely over protective mother who blocked safari and added a different browser . Can't find it here either Holy downvote Batman ! I'd just like to point out that its WWE Creative we're talking about here . Rather see them breach a technicality and have some shock factor instead of a predictable cash in for WHC . Just a thought When people use the wrong subreddit . Isn't that a classy sign . I tried price matching at Best Buy with the Best Buy website . The sales guy said that that was the online price and they couldn't price match . Then he confidently said their was a mistake in the system and I could buy it for the online price ... Lucario's just ... watching ... Because they are just not all facing the other way .... I like to think I try , but sometimes I can't hold back I love that August was a foil for Snow , and in turn this was a episode of Redemption for more than just them too ( w / Emma promising never to lie to Henry again ) . Also , I love that Charming knew what to say to give her that final push to truly being Snow White again , much better than being a bird brain haha . But just as it was getting all sweet and mushy ... Tamara and Owen It has now You should unbury thediary Why am I up voting this ? This was the first post I've seen in a while that made me say WTF out loud . Diamonds don't shine , they reflect ! ! Right , cause laws are infallible You poor bastard . Riding my bike and a bee flies , ass first , up my nose and stings the shit out of the inside of my nose ... just happened yesterday . Well it was pretty obvious from the get-go . But they didn't do anything more than foreshadow it then , bam , I'd expect a bit of crazy behavior before going off the rails . I suppose the bathtub scene was a bit of a bridge , just pretty brief from " I'm so stressed , I'm depressed " to " HI I HAVE NO EYEBALLS . " * Shitty phone quality picture * is just one of the many things wrong with this Ahhh I see , forgive me . It seems .... / u / yoloswagmoneyphresh Oh god . I was in the dark once .... Never again The one made into the burning Twin Towers ... Real fuckin clever . The V2 links ? Tried mine on those , still 2/10 They should have said will launch A girl I knew in highschool was talking about getting her clitoris pierced and pronounced it as you described . Buddies and I chuckled it off , thinking she was being funny with the pronunciation but then she kept on repeating it to the point she was beating a dead horse . We just sort of Are you saying crisp Canadian beers are shit ? Decided to make his first prototype the 1000 $ perk on kickstarter Nice try . I'm in England and you still have a cake icon . Orange and Blue contrast He wants a closer look , I suppose . There's a sub reddit for this its called / r / borderlands Mine just crashed Hah ! Now I am thinking of the other things he could have staged ... A man shaving his beard is not wtf .. I can not give enough King Albert farted . Suspicious bastard is looking the other way . Dear god , she's so right ; she's left . I call shenanigans Damn , how come every time I go hiking all I find are beer bottles and used condoms ? ? ? Coolest thing I ever found was a condom being used . Scared the shit out of those two dudes On a related note . I have the same reaction when maps of the US are shown on TV ( for weather and such ) and they completely cut off the Rio Grande Valley . It's like we totally don't exist . I think that Puppysmasher ( ( ( Holy shit xD That was great . I had to read Pride and Prejudice for an English project , and I was so flipping disappointed when they didn't kiss i thought there's more new unusual effect than divine and cursed i was like I just watched this episode . There is no way this show is real . Everything is staged and the writing is corny . Horrible television . I don't know what I expected from Spike tv . Nice try amazon Reality Kings ? At least I win something , Last time I " won " something I really didn't , Great job and all . I mean I'm sure it tastes great , but that looks fuckin disgusting Did anyone else expect a joke about boners Where did I say it did ? A week away from the new season and I've seen Mad Men on the front of r / gaming twice in a handful of days Did you switch price stickers ? I didn't realize Leatherface raped people . ಠ_ಠFUCK YOU IHAVE TO COPY PASTE THIS ! Easter ... I mean Easter . the best part , the " nobody wants actual radio " Frenar band ? Dartos muscle ? Recreation . Stress relief . Hunting . When are guys like you going to learn ? It's not the tool , it's the people . Hey ! Maybe I'm having a huge " whoosh " moment ; but , there is no way that all of these OPs are missing the April Fool's , right ? Not sure whether to smile at the joke or frown at the naïveté . Training dragons is rough . I managed to catch the second dragon that came to my fortress ( cage traps had no cages for the first Chicks Sporting Dicks ....... I had so many burgers and hot dogs ...... I'm still full Every fucking thread * * To whoever keeps attacking my list .... Cut down on the drugs , and stop skipping the schizophrenia medication you've been prescribed . Seriously , cool it a little . ^ THATS WHY IT WAS IN A SPOILER TAG Okay , maybe they won't win That's fascinating I swear this is posted here every week , and every week people agree this is adorable and not cringey Not funny at all You mean there are others ? LOL so true ... by the way , is it just me or is your upvote icon a buttplug ? Yeah , we should conduct our warfare like the Muslims do , by car bomb . But Our Princess is in Another Castle ! Books . I'd sniff them like I'm sniffing glue . My friends would Great . Guess who is getting their wisdom teeth out next week . Sammy is not a lucky guy .. or .... is he ? People who use the term " sheeple . " So the cat can be on your bed but the dog can't be in your room ? ... with a traffic cone ? Just got a third gem on my second kill Well I feel safe ... I'm from another country . What kind of women says this ? You never go full retard Like you too . 2 people gave a bot gold , take that starving Africans ! I is a lady . Evidently it was a day ago ( time flows different on the internet I guess ) . Anyway , Askreddit was asking about embarrassing facts about one's self . I was expecting Don't post questions about being a new 2LT on the same username you posted about quitting masturbation . I have never seen butter being used for popcorn in my country . Is it just ... melted butter ? Doesn't that get your hands sticky ? * And sometimes you use caramel ? * I haven't kept up .... Well , fuck . Now that's what I'm gonna think every time I look at it . Thanks for that . He's only been able to play since October though I'm living in mostly islam country.Yes , that thing happens . But should any of that thing happen , the entire media would go I believe it was the dog's wish for his owners to be killed and buried with him . Xbox player here . Chat is still messed up and only enabled in groups . We just setup xbox live party to fix this . The only issue is if they are not your friend then you have to manually invite them by inputing their name . Wish they would add people in your group to your recent players list . Well damn ! Now my Sitting in class and all of the sudden BOOM elephant ejaculate everywhere . Front row too . Those fishes cost like $ 3 . " That's what guys are there for . They don't care if you're taken , they just want someone to buy drinks for . " Now I know to never go here . Brunch around a bunch of screaming kids .... Needs fixing ASAP my WOT ping is worse off since it went down . Haha , I seen a guy in a v6 firebird that did the same thing . Even had the little mexican wire wheels sticking two feet out past the fenders . When my dick shines Why is this being downvoted ? Not that I want to try it but ... how was it ? Charles Barkley ? " What is something YOU'VE tried ... " Looks like hu tieu not pho . To squirrels having threesomes ! ? reposted 4 + times can you stop ... so what you're saying is you cum swap with your mom ? Do you work where I do ? Sounds like the professor who still uses a Correcting Selectric II . It's one thing for them to put up a site about " same gender attraction " ( So you would pretty much fck an unconscious person ? Just like my wife's child According to / r / amiugly , I'm a 5/10 . I was a cute little girl , though . Hell , I even did a bit of modeling . I take it with a grain of salt because I don't look sexy and I never will look sexy . My sister claims that I look like young , female Nicholas Cage if I had thicker eyebrows and a more angular nose . Wow , that's disappointing . without any lag How about the Mona Li ... oh ... You didn't even watch the video I also grew up in the area . I haven't heard of this until now . Perhaps . Also , know that me and your father know you masturbate . I do like waffles ... just not the blue kind Or to the mouth , at least ! Why josh why ####You're sick , though . Every sign has a story ... . 0024 is more than * TWO * orders of magnitude off of 10 ^ - 5 That tongue . I don't even ... It's keeping me up and my first day of class is tomorrow . OP is actually Varg Vikernes . I was on the frontpage and thought " man , this dude climbed all the way up there ! ? " , clicked the link ....... Tera ........... He literally just made that same pun . The Blackberry Z10 beat the Galaxy Note II Super into it . Oh , thank you for that mental image I had to read this out loud just to make sure I read it right . Emperor's New Groove . I'm 20 , and if ever offered to watch it , I will reply with an enthusiastic , " YOU BET YOUR ASS I WANNA WATCH IT . " Why is there a pic of a dog ? Write creepy in the comments and Upvote and see what happens Now I want to see , and eat , a ginger snap . This is all words ... Sure did ! Right next to that rock tumblr . ( What do you mean girl you * were * dating Pretty sure sticking dead animals in trees isn't normal behavior . You sir , are what we call an asshole . Stop judging people people by how they look , what they eat , and what they do . Oh , ha .. sorry . I was trying to make a pregnancy joke . I think you could afford to buy a vowel . Your friend is a madman . Smells like ass .... correct ! I don't trust you . The last time I tried that , some half-goat guy tried to molest me I'm on to your guys ' plan . Red shirt ? Way to spray semen all over a gun given to you by your grandfather . You did terrible ! ! ! Dude ... why is she still living with you Like this : Yes , but what would buy-and-hold returned ? Plus - they have a minimum entry of $ 130,000 Yeah . Good times . " why do i get to fuck off ? " ...... Well , you are in good company . I think my future is Linux Administration . A lot of reading to do Hobo with a shotgun These references are getting closer together in time .... What I took from this story is that you're one of those guys who holds up an entire train to hold the doors open . WELP , excuse me while I go destroy my uterus to save on health insurance costs . You're not a true redditor if you don't know what time the narwhal bacons . Come on now . " Please use Netscape Navigator and the Shockwave plug-in to see this site in its full majesty . " Politicians don't create jobs they create the environment in which jobs will be created See I totally would be glad to make those pre prepped meals and would never be embarrassed about it . Hell I would wax his ass for him if thats what he wanted . All I want is for him to be safe and a little bit of consideration of how I feel . It sucks to come home after a long day at work to an empty house , only to be joined hours later by a sweaty smelly dude that doesn't shower before he goes to bed . You had 60 boxes of pasta for dinner ? Yeah , was gone by then I seriously need a cite for this . you're cute .... ( It was so disturbing . Those poor chihuahuas This is me , in my last semester of college . Right now . Get your brother or father to answer and warn him off . Well someone started from a young age . I'm glad I'm not the only one ! I always refer to the Newsflesh trilogy as my example . I made it halfway through book 2 just accepting all these flashback memories as part of the narrative ..... not realizing that I'd missed the first book completely I * was * going give you an upvote , until I read your username . A physician who says " rehabbable ? " As a metal head ... I .... have .... Alejandro by lady gaga It'd be a solo shoot This is some Andy Kaufman level AMA shit up in here . Can't decide if this is post-Morgan Freeman AMA genius , or just a train wreck . For the people who are asking what the program name is , it literally says it right up there in the upper left corner . I said The story didn't make it seem like he chose to give up his life ... I mean ... He was crucified ... lame . why smoke paper Horse people . Fucking ... Horse people . I've yet to meet one that didn't make my skin crawl . I swear to god , I can ID them on sight . There is something off about them and I don't like it . > So the creepers can stare at your ass ? Finish up ... More than half of the All-Star team is Gambit Gaming ... better blame EG . I thought our Subway meeting was personal . He does when you force him to Maybe he was straight We prefer the term little people . Not really I just know the feeling to good ... First I was like aww , but then I was like I can imagine a naked man jacking off in times square with thousands of people just staring . Before you wreck your spelling privilege ! Be glad you didnt lose $ 500 the same afternoon you return a wallet with $ 300 to its owner ( happened ... It happens ... Everyone on Reddit are left handed too . will do . see you friday , fellow doomer . i ´ m tryin to keep this updated so we ´ ll both know how to meet each other . i have a blind date with a dude Koala nut A little too much , if you ask me . That was my intent Judging by the down votes , there are more that 19000 + terrorist redditors . The moon More like : * penis butter * Yes . * bear hugs * Am I the only one here , confused , why we are the most dehyrated ? We are a first world country for fucks sake . That one constant dot in norway would be me Oh yeah , people were in protest . The moderator said I should be easier to kill because I'm a walking head shot . But as everyone knows , you had to aim slightly downward to get a head shot which was unnatural because everyone else who played multiplayer would not allow oddjob . # # # # I want to be young ! Partly because of the fact that it's my age and Toshiro is young too . I like Toshiro ' bro ' , so Santa Cruz . Also staircase Woah . You sound just like my little cousin . My little cousin is going on 22 years old this year . You said the population was 50 Neyyyy she has no soul That is not a little bit of cash , that is over 7 years of rent man , that is ridiculous . Oh , the cons of being on the front page .. That drum set layout Oh no ! A 300 % markup on dollar clothing ! Three dollars is really breaking the bank . 25 % of mothers would have died during childbirth without a dr ? Not more than one they don't Acid wash was an 80 ' s thing first , but I suppose only us * * 80 ' s * * kids remember * that * ... I want some ! c Yes , that's why he's suspicious . Not because his friend left the area without his backpack I just joined . WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO WIN From a non-first-world country : Lul looks fun . At least they weren't sharks If only there were a reddit reverse . Something about being forced to eat spinach as a kid is like getting raped . You won't like it as an adult . I'm totally not disappointed in this AMA . That involves tying a leash to someone . > My intestines are all Crap , I wish I could unmail that resume . Ive actually witnessed this just recently with my last playthrough . Right after i explained what happened to me the first time , they started shocking it and freaking out thinking the door was automated .. Exactly ... That link stays blue I had a combo earlier today . Prick with a Paris who didn't know how to use it . I got dropped by the boss and he stands right on top of me , doesn't revive me , and doesn't shoot the boss . Are you writing like a thesis or something on his very issue Now try explaining 4chan Did some research . I guess anything lower than 20hz is called infrasound . Elephants communicate using this . That means they can hear our muscles move . My old elementary school had a fallout shelter ... we had art class in it . " Ban the books ! Ban the media ! " That makes you a normal person . This thread is for sick , delusional freaks Why for you no make it available on mobile , sir ? What do you mean by " you people " ? It's not that When I read the headline and saw the first pic , I thought " I know it's 4/20 , but god damn , this guy is high as a kite / r / ScaryBilbo I have been there and you are not allowed to take pictures inside . I hope my future wife doesn't watch those shows expecting a $ 5k dress Staring contest ? Wow r / trees is becoming the " r / aww of weed " . Nice try , Playstation . One of my dogs ran afoul ( I feel like this story isn't true Okay then . " today " ... ? Fuck ! I just clicked that link and the first thumbnail was a pair of titties ! I'm in work , I expected mdnr's ankles .. Ah , family get-togethers and game nights . They're always hella fun , but then one of my aunts drinks a little too much and starts to get really belligerent at Pictionary . MMOs ! ! ! ... which are already always online .... I do love EA's stance on SimCity though . They claim you need always online so their servers can handle the AI processes . AI processes are horrible , glitchy , and proven by third parties as done 100 % on your own computer . i dont even know ... - stares right back Wow , the right is so wet . Is that Winchester , Massachusetts ? yellow text tumblr gif Kahl Drogo put that Dreamcast down it is not a horse and where is your ponytail ? laama is not to be trusted ! Bad ' murica My heart just dropped in sadness because I uploaded a critique link of me singing onto / r / singing and thought this comment was for that I thought oral sex was when 2 people talked about sex , kinda like dirty talk . So imagine my surprise when 12 year old me asks my mom if this is what it was and I was told the truth about the birds and the bees and what they do on their knees Backpack , red hair , ... Great minds must think alike .... so ... grieving mother in denial ? nothing to see here . better to give her some privacy to come to grips with it instead of using an emotionally wounded to support our pet conspiracies Warwick Davis is still going strong . I heard something about willow 2 from Val recently . Or Smurfette's Wicked Period Seriously , what the fuck ME . TOO . hahaha everyone knew he was there , hence all the room around him . No one expected that spray pattern As a twenty-three year veteran of the gaming tables and an individual holding an undergrad degree in Philosophy ( one of two - the other equally self indulgent ) I'd be happy to see what conclusions you come to . Of course , OP could end up being chaotic faggot on this ... I tried wiring in a new pickup ..... and now she's dead That's not web in his hand Not starting off great . You look like a 40 / M / ? to me . Attack of the ' Nether-cheddar ' Notice I said almost never . Not never . Also note that I mentioned that its not typically used for consumer products ( not iMacs , iPhone hardware , etc . ) Thanks .. Pretty much what I expected it to be . I went on a few dates with this girl I met at a bar , she was a complete user , she didn't have a car , so every " date " was actually me buying her dinner than dropping her off at a friend's house , oh and she always brought a friend Looks like someone shit in your ALDI cereal . extremely relevant name I didn't sign up for this either . wtf OP I will help you prepare it Da fuq man . yes .... touching ... Depending on the game ... ^ ^ ^ ElderScrolls Of course I find this as I'm pooping Oh yes , so much to look forward to ... Great question ! Really odd place to take that . Stop that . You're confusing redditors ' sexuality . I bet there was a fifth picture . dragonball and avatar oh god ... Let me get this straight . Call the police for aid , you will get kicked out of your home . That is what it sounds like to me . The look on that douchebag's face infuriates me ლ ( Give it it's own game type 80 % of the time i use Sublime with some plugins and most of the other time is spent in vim when on a server . I was unaware that opinions were not allowed in here , forgive me " Product of Lithuania " People seeing my browsing history . How does one make it into adult hood not knowing what the suffix - phille means Yeah , $ 100B you start to relax .... Yea , because fuck objective grading , why should we grade students based solely on academic performance when we can grade them on how much I dislike them ? How I read this : a visual representation of the mindf @ # $ of ridiculous roads in Detroit in comparison to the rest of the relatively normal state You're a saint (: I wish people like you were more common to chain stores . Most of the employees here are apathetic or just concerned with making a sale . I've cringed watching them chase around a clearly terrified animal so someone's small child could hold it . I would also never get my child a small animal while they were at an age when everything is a toy to them You heard the man . and you wonder why we have problems with our language ... Yeah , someone at mine had a sphynx revelation , my lgs gave him a round loss and let him keep playing I had no idea RCT 3 could look that beautiful .... On what occasion do you say this ? If u read all the other comments and that is what u have to contribute .. Holy shit , I feel sorry for your friends .. Minor Fister ^ Oh God I thought you wrote he ' fucks you in ' after a long day . No you weren't more sexual than normal . Every friend and myself had thoguhts like that at that age too . Just don't ask about the experimentation that went on . You think it's dead ? Yeah , because valuing human interaction over screen time makes you old fashioned . I came into this thread to say " My name is lucas , they call me that because my name is lucas . I neither understand , like , or have any desire to know why . And by " this time " you mean ... A very long time ago . ebay seller muttairbrush . reddit name muttairbrush . Nice album ... But something is missing That is a diabetes taco . Dat lazy eye No memrise yet . You got my hopes up though , so they could be crushed . Am văzut zilele trecute patru inși într - o mașină cu o poz ă tot în stilul ăsta , mă gândeam că o fi pierdut unul vreun pariu . Dar din ce citesc pe-aici e mort . I have to say I was to busy laughing at the tittle to read the story , though I agree with your theory . So I guess I will be leaving my window unlocked then ... ... You're not really a cat are you ? " Just a link between them and less bees " All I see are anal beads ... how ... how many eyes do you have ? But it's worth he wait Milk ? The number 23 Don't tell anyone , but I enjoyed it too . " anal soul brothers " Ok , then I will do that . One time I got really nervous since she wanted to have sex without condom all the time THIS IS THE BIGGEST QUESTION That's why it'll be funny ! Just think of a US Marine violating a dead Russian soldier to this song . I have friends that do this Another reason why some people are sooo öooooooo dumb Omg your bulge hmm .... lets downvote your reasoning and discussion because it doesn't equate to my opinion ..... I just shaved my head for baseball last week > mfw doesn't know rule seven Badly written documentation . And emails . Friggin emails ... Isn't that just a still from the trailer ? Speakerphone in the bathroom ? .... Great argument Once you go black . You go deaf . On average ? That's between you and your dog WTF do you google about them ? That's amazing , and I'm now inspired to start planning an Atticus 2016 campaign . His platform will be based on A Dangling Ribbon for Every Cat , and will raise money for Cats Who Develop Crystals And Require Expensive Cat Food For The Rest Of Their Lives and $ 2,000 Vet Bills Within Weeks of Adoption Interestingly , the Bible is dripping with moral relativism . God engages in activities ( mass murder , pollution , infanticide , picking favourites among his children , etc . ) that would cause much So nice of the jays to lose quickly enough so I don't miss the first inning tonight Similarly , I heard about somebody blowing a load in their textbook . THERE IT IS .. finally .. I can put an image to that fucking ( Did not watch video , because only assholes film verticaly ... I think it's more color than shape . That pinkish black color .. uh , yes you can . Fish all year that is . it's called ice fishing . Real Alaskans know about that shit . oh , and they don't eat McDonalds fish either Yeah , no , fuck that thing , I'm out . " The content owner has not made this video available for a mobile device " Former totinos quality engineer . Pro tip for eating the rolls at any temp . Tear the roll in half and let cool for 30 seconds to a minute . I'd eat otherwise lava hot ones all day like that ..... I kept track for 4 months how many rolls I ate ... 1500 ... He commented on the post . Information about the condition of the person that we are discussing in this thread . I've never broken a bone either , is this weird ? you're missing two mayos 107 ups 655 downs ... yeah thats what prople call fairly popular I come from a family that ages incredibly well ... and now I know why . Thanks reddit ! That username ... Her face is so happy . " The nasty " ... Really ? " No religious bias " ..... sample size : 13 . And you'll find a lot of pedophiles on Reddit who se absolutely nothing wrong with this … That name ... You can't even craft saddles now . Ohhh . I thought it was a type of flash light . You forgot Talos you Thalmor loving horker . This fucker lives by me . Great now every time I feel the slightest movement on my skin I'm going to get paranoid At first I was like , MY PEOPLE ! And now I'm just terrified that not wanting to have kids is going to be a huge problem down the road ... Thank , u / WasKingWokeUpGiraffe Well , I don't know if to thank you for the sigh of relief or hate you for the shiver that my spine experienced when I realized I could've seen something OTHER than blue dough cakes I APPRECIATE YOUR FRIEND . You mirin my guns ? Adidas ... the official shoe of the International Fleet Keyboard ? Oh , wow . What in the holy hell possessed you to create outfit # 2 Yeah , just imagine if a load of people from a different culture immigrated and set the laws in their favour . I mean , just imagine . I am yet to find a dungeon since beta Then you get to the ending ... DAE literally this Seems legit to me . ... You actually found this funny ? Dude , no ! It's okay . Kinda hard to " karmawhore " when the Great Falls posts are a month apart . spe · cies : taxonomic group : a subdivision of a genus considered as a basic biological classification and containing individuals that resemble one another and * * may interbreed * * . I have a feeling cats and dogs arent the same species You would know I just lost my lunch .. Pfft ! Too full of bugs . They obviously have no idea of what they speak of . I love threads like these , but I don't get why people come here just to comment " OH MY GOD " or " So don't buy one " There is no way having an extra 50 pounds sitting on top of my ribcage impacts my breathing ! " No kidding ! This drives me up the wall , especially when it grabs the last word of what your writing and turns it into a name when you hit Enter . The worst offender for me is I often shorten the word ' though ' to ' tho ' pretty commonly ... We have a Thoradin Bouregard ( or something like that ) in our guild , so I'm constantly invoking his name when I'm typing Thanks for the lovely visual You weren't kidding about the NSFL I was starting to enjoy the flow of good comments then you stepped in and fucked it up ! I would definitely be creeped out if someone random stranger told me she'd shlicked to my pics . The .... Gravity ? Where are Goku's nipples ? Like Iran Contra ? sweet pizza $ 15 for sex isn't normal , but on creatine it is . * Still ? * Japanese cars with eagles on them ? my dad was behind me Dat car ..... Picture of OP and chunky gf . Caption : Me whale watching . Agreed . I was in my local store the other day and they were charging 79.99 for season 2 , 3 , and 4 . 49.99 for season one . Or I could buy them all in a box set for 200 which came with a $ 30 sonic screwdriver replica Stranger Man .... Also , according to the bible , my father can sell my sister If there's anything batshit crazy it's Gastonia Spam . Först lite sympati , killen verkar ha lite riktiga problem . Helt röd och flagnar om händerna . Men sen säger han " se och hör alla hatarare som sitter och diskriminerar " och lite senare " Hatar alla fucking negrer " 200 for the year ? Mine is over 700 a year . I'm curious if he does anything sexual with it Yeah , your car is totally going to blow up . Nice knowing you . Have a level 40 Siren that I haven't used in forever . Will add you later . Username is " Lolwut ? " , but tons of people have that ( despite never being online Hoy wierdy mcstalker comment ! What ? I just spent half a year trying to off load three DS VIs . I finally got barley above retail . Your bulge Because capturing the glitz & glamour of the 1920s is impossible to do without CGI & 3D . 1 hour You've gotta shittin me ! They stayed close to the book but cut out the entire ninth chapter ( last chapter ) SPAM . Do not click ! ! ! Jesus , have you not seen Freddy Got Fingered ? Retard . No comment needed Fiber . His mouth ... haha we only recent got chrome at my workplace . still on windows xp and office 2003 though So that explains the lack of toilet paper too .. You ever have those times when you view the map and see that only about 3 teammates are running around out there , then check the score list , and see that you have a full team ? Always nice to see my old high school doing well . That tongue Thank you for elaborating on my frustrations ! That is exactly what the game is , a boring , endless grind . Not to mention that they ruined the entire Diablo mythology by making Tyreal human and killing off Cain , and the fiasco that is Izual . Good cover I had a girl over one night . After we finished our business I throw the Magnum XXXL , lol , in the trash , and go in the bathroom to wash my junk . I come out , notice its not on top of everything like it was . ( it was right by the bathroom door ) She tied it up like a water balloon and put that shit in her purse " for later " . Sweetmother of god Would a true professional really need to ask this ? But they are American Spirits ... They're " additive free " ........... * yes ... * Phokus wasn't even disputing a principle of economics . You clearly have no clue what's going on here . I don't think I want a blowjob from " He Girl " . At first I read this as " baby sitter had a bad dream ... " and was all That fucker didn't even pay his fare ! ! ! ╭ ( don't advertise your youtube channel I read that as " cover yourself in HORNY " and I was like : Stealth Crusier B , First jump , first shot of heavy laser hits weapons room I don't see a reason for " At first glance i thought it said zombies_hate_niggers Mustache , apparently . v Just wait until she hits menopause . " Special secret golden brown sauce " Spam ? You can see a stutter when the bike lands I lolled but 100,000 , 000 gold ..... You can have an upvote , but you're not allowed to enjoy it . Have you seen Django Unchained and did you have as hard a time as I did with it ? I was cringing every couple of minutes ! Took you a minute to vandalize for karma ? Oh my god and we're Katy .... Thanks posters , yep , I think they are the rat tails , now what to do about them ... Guess I am going to have to open the cistern D . Yeah , but then the feminist in the row behind you tweets a picture and causes and Internet uproar and then loses her job When i was in 5th grade i expected Ice * * HEY MAN ! You just reminded me I still haven't finished Final Fantasy 7 . I'm a little late to this game ... but I'm from Van Wert . Hello uncanny valley You've really got to debate it that much ? You're going to spend more on a coffee later that day most likely Didnt see No it doesn't . Nope ticket says jackpot winner . Dat username . Wow , unexpected if true Here's an idea chap , stop sticking cucumbers and shit up your ass ... Says the Asian ... It is now CTRL + F " I spent last Oktoberfest in Munich :) It was a great experience ! Not one I'll probably repeat ( too many beers > lost in random Munich suburb > hitching back into town , alone Never been to Quebec but I can confirm that the people I ran in to in Montreal were assholes . I don't speak French I'm sorry . I was always polite though and apologized for looking like an idiot . Plus everyone in the city was trying to screw me . I learned quick though . A bartender tried to convince my friends and I that there was a mandatory tipping law . He looked at us deadpan serious . He's tall to me God damn it . I lol'd so hard at this my farting little butt woke up the Hubs . Dang it ! Paranormal Activity - Sims Edition Rodney ... Whatttt I went to eastside There's always the What did you think they meant by off TV play ? I think you forgot the link ... English , it's a second language . It didn't mean what I thought it meant . 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EVERYTHING . I realize it's business and they have to hold their cards close but when they have to " work on things to address " it makes it sound like they are buying time to spin doctor it . Much like it doesn't need a always on connection , it just needs to check in once a day Just buy a fucking Roku , you whiny little child . I send out creepy messages intentionally sometimes ( when booze is involved ) and still get replies . ಠ_ಠ ... So much One year my team name was ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ and my friend's was the one where he puts it back . I've also done His daughter is like 4 Except for the guy tailing you ....... Segmentation fault Liquids cooled desktop to Alienware to Razer Blade > Filipino here : Same thing ... thanks Spain I just took the survey and I'm # 2 Like a boss My mom is one of these people . She also watches Ancient Aliens on the " History Channel " and listens to conspiracy talkshows on the radio all day . Get the fuck out of there , OP . ┌ ( Cakes usually are when they're fresh out of the oven . At least he got the proper idea with the line . I work in a Shakespeare gift shop with a skull piggy bank and 9 times out of 10 somebody picks it up with the " To be , or not to be " soliloquy . It makes me want to She was very pleased . Oh no ... I've seen all ours . Never have I ever cringed so much I'm not going to assume everyone knows there's a second movie . I'd just read the article , it was in my head so I wrote it . They did a great job of getting me to innocently promote it for them Well I had a lot to say but in the end decided that it wouldn't do anyone any good so I deleted it The safe No matter how old you are , the word ' dick ' will always make you giggle . Be it a name , insult , or whatever else , it is a fucking hilarious word . That's WAS horrible And all those game shows you guys have . Like wtf they are so ..... Normal Can you give me a left handed handjob ? This is cute , until you realize it isn't his daughter Came here to say you sure You apparently Of course I find this sub too late for the live stream and too early for the stream link . With a moose pelt coat Hankerson ... It might be a pipe dream but I think he has the ability to be something special but so far And then it's even further derailed by gifs of breasts . My god . His English voice . Everyone runs into everyone and they play bumper cars for 2/3 rds of the race and Bourdais is the only driver to get a drive through . He's not even in the top 5 in voting . People actually voted for Victor Martinez more than Edwin Atherton is a stones throw away from Palo Alto , so it makes little sense . Still , I woke up at 7 a . m . , it's 5:55 p . m . and I still haven't eaten anything . Summer fucks with my appetite a lot . I haven't left my bed either . Just been sitting here on my laptop .... browsing YouTube and ..... reddit Yeah , because that makes sense As a high-achieving student who just finished high school , I never studied or did any homework , so I think it depends mostly on the individual . But if you spend all but 10 minutes of a 75 minute math lesson your classmates must be dumb as all hell . i thought they fixed it DON'T DROP THE SOAP ! ! ! HAHA ! I have that pair of shoes I would but my dick touches the water . Cesc's is 200M The Define R4 is one of the best cases out there So ... the time tested $ 0.05 plastic solo cup and paper index card has been replaced with a toy that costs $ 25.00 ... 9 people dislike free skill points . Wow .... Why not review spicy some doritos next Brace yourself ... the furries are coming ... At first I thought you said you melted a bird with wax Thanks man , I was really hoping this would be turned into a gif . This was posted last week I think you'd better listen to him . He may not be a really lawyer but you're an umbrella . And everyone knows umbrellas give the worst advice . A strange box beside my bed that emits a noise at the same time everyday Nice try ... Toyota Motor Company " Skin : intact " Just wait for the twist . It's very ..... * unique * " Duff Energy Drink " Oh cool ! Today has a bunch of anim - DINOSAUR The dogs are acting strangely I define it as shit I don't want in my email box . I think your talking about Jon Jones fight last month . That replay was not for folks with weak stomachs Something to the effect of " Check if you masturbate here . " Tried applying for the same one twice , rejected both times , despite the salesman insisting it would work . Like you said , it may be a blessing in disguise ... but still . did you just spoil the game last of us so ellie or joel will die at the end THEN WHO IS GOING TO WORK THE CAMERA ? ! ? ! SPENCER ? ! ? ! Wait ..... Hey Saskatoon ! We got a brand new radio for that 40 + demographic .... oh wait , Cruz and 102 are the same shit . The radio here is fucking lame . Period . Uh .. huh .... BTW .. all that * Your family and friends will be able to play all your games ON YOUR CONSOLE with no limits ... * * * GROUNDBREAKING * * up to now if my family or friends came to my house to play on MY console , a ninja showed up and cut their hands ... I'm pretty sure these were in season 1 , episode 1 of doctor who . Insist that she is imaginary . Reddit doesn't like guns , even when used to protect yourself from imminent harm . If I cared , I wouldn't have posted . I knew it would be down voted but I think his personal safety is worth the Thanks to organizing the meetup , I have a ton of MFA guys ' numbers in my cell phone now . referral link What kind of torrents are * you * talking about ? Where were you during the lewd message game ? ! Almost as pathetic as everyone constantly complaining about how pathetic the community is . Me and my younger brother watching The End of Evangelion , we see mom walk in the living room just as the scene were Shinji is faping over Asuka's body start's . I'm just saying , you sound a lot like a MS emoployee . I used to let my rabbit run around the backyard during the day and then bring him in for the night . He didn't like that . He eventually mastered a ninja leaping technique where he would bounce off of vertical surfaces while spraying me with piss . The parties don't support it . The electeds do but they are not supposed to set policy : they are supposed to ENACT it . Shit is currently backward on that . No . We get it , you're rich . " First Blood " Seems legit . Means he most definitely touched them . I am a bit disappointed as I was expecting a " I see what you did there " or a I'm pretty sure that just because I don't give my credit card information like a prostitute gives out her vagina means I don't got much going on in my life buddy . Paul . My middle name also happens to be Paul Thanks . " Guys , I'm considering switching to PS4 , but , how many * visualizations for the music player are there * ? " IE ? You're right . I hit the h typing the name and it was corrected . I'm sorry for not explaining that I edited . Its a Mother of pores That must have been the first time it happened .. Isn't it convenient that Snowden is using the media to communicate with the American public shortly after the DoD was caught investigated new gathering techniques I tried watching Pee Wee on B'way . " only his family " Move freely . Because making fun of someone being dead is funny , right guys ? CAN I BUY ONE ლ ( Dude , this guy is a Sony crony . Just look at his comment history . It's all about Sony and this comment has been pasted many times by him . > I've literally had Americans who have never been to Sweden tell me that they understand my country better than I do Check serebii for X / Y news That part , PC beta already started . All they said was ps4 would get first console beta . Does anyone research anything before they open their mouth One cute cat ... You should have worn a condom Weird ... now the first one & my response is there , but not your last two comments Yeah I caught that shit too In an ask reddit thread someone told a story about turning down a chick who was dtf . Someone responded and said " Doesn't matter if she is a perfect 10 , sexual harassment is sexual harassment , no matter the sex . " And I responded with " Power and life steal ... No crit . What the hell did I just watch , I watched past 0:10 to the end Remember that magikarp you released .... he's back It's not buggy . It's not been updated to support iOS 7 . Hilarious ! Si , si , perche ' gli inventori a Napoli non sanno come fare una pizza ... ^ This comment is LE funny ! Please have a le upvote , le brave le gentlesir I just realized ... Did people nominate * reseph * as a Linkshell name ? And why is she still your best friend again ? ‎ Why are so many people so boring Dont act like you don't know who I am can I join in ? Create a more fair society where all the wealth is not hoarded , unemployment isn't purposely increased and a working man can actually afford to live . TGIF ! There's an ant colony taking up residence in my room even though I hardly ever have food here . Did you just compare Halo and Tribes ? We almost went 1 thread without an / r / PokePorn plug . Roger Rabbit . Not even a need to know how to spell them either , apparently . Very good looking guy and your cock .. My aunt No , but I'm starting to think there's no safe and he did it all for the sweet sweet karma ! I think CNET got 14 hours ! I'm such an idiot . Just tried clicking mobile on his image . cell phones I'm fixated at the Ruby in your helm , given the Marquis emeralds everywhere else ... Now that is what you call a dirtbag parent . Wy does that bother you ? Great title , OP . I'm not getting that close . Yes . within the same video no less . ლ ( Yes ofcourse .. OP is a marketing person for that random blog , so I'm going to go ahead and guess that she will not deliver . Check the account history - 9 days on Reddit , 30 links to Dualfit.com i swear in high school i won " no car payments " but was so confused by the promotion i thought it was a joke and tossed the cap out Yes , eating no meat is the best , that is why everyone is vegan So you're an advocate for creationism ? ! ! ! ! ? ! This is gay ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I know . Yeah , let's joke about fat people instead ! Nobody gives a fuck about them ! > This question again ‎ Leaving their house in the morning you stalking me just like Gavin ? you face the pool noodle Die Hard I know why didn't her mother or dad get her a job ? you don't ask a girl that Lol I just realized I even asked him for a parts list in that thread As much as the last few line do make complete sense So YOU are the guy making those loud crunchy noises when everyone else is trying to watch the movie ! I really want someone to hit them both in the face with a sharpened hockey stick . Remove the appendix This is how I earned my name .... her cameltoe Horris Babylon Hubbert , I still ended up with a Jewish sounding name . This game sucks . I need everybody to send me just 1 dollar . That's all I'm asking , one dollar . * already chewed * R u serious ? Bill has nothing to do with Sony ... The problems with love is that there are no constant guide lines . We're all winding it . Deal with it . I started having these when I was 20 .. I'm growing old so quickly . Yeah , I'm about to give up in trying to correct these people . Todays article has some of the most ignorant attitudes yet . Yes , cause VR dummies are more competent enemies compared to real players ... ( Oh god .... what have you done ? I got as far as " Institute for Studies " before The moment both my dad and I loudly farted next to each other , and the farts on , y sounded like one distinct fart . Complains about OP reposting his OC ... OC was a repost from a news segment . And , if you find a name that hasn't been ruined already , someone will come along later and make you regret it ... Girls don't poop ... " It's hemorrhoids ! " ... ( we are med students ) . Read this post , almost got really confused , then I looked at the username ... Yep , he also told me that I needed to wear foundation because my " skin tone was uneven . " Account is 5 hours old ... Comment is 4 hours old ... 👎 Not okay bro I remember that show . Bad times Which is , of course , the reason we have not seen a break-out product steal the design crown from a MBA . No one wanted to . Right . Checking for natural causes ? What would cause 25k bees to die over a couple of days , at the same location , naturally ? Uh ... They might lock him up , but I seriously doubt torture and murder is on the table . Holy shit . Sounds like somebody was digging for something I mean in regard to their foundational issues . Name one country , in which the majority are Islamic people , that isn't consumed by poverty , and isn't knee deep in human rights issues ? This shit started at $ 5.00 . Google + copy + paste = Wait your telling me that those guys out there WEREN'T buffalo ? ? ? Was originally on Pinterest And Batman's one of them This post is 150 days old you are the one who is lingering It's like Bane in bull form . Turn it string side down and shake it . It's a crapshoot how long it'll take to get it to fall out , but it will . It'll take practice to not drop the pick inside . I've been playing for 10 + years and still do it occasionally ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your dongers ノ ( maybe in 8 years ... So are they obligated to arrest promotional mascots on the streets ? It might be what you're drawing . I was about to ask whether or not you've dated an American female and then I saw your post history . I see in your name , that you like loli , Mr . Ed Diting . Good god , go and see a doctor , we cannot diagnose you over the Internet Anyone notice how the girl he's with just walks right in ... Diversion . You do realize that being able to buy stock in the team is only * part * of the team's history , right ? You did let him in did you Give us a picture I too live in temecula . I'm now curios as to who you are . ( Shush or else you'll ruin it for the ... people that use it . Not I , of course . Then you remember her creepy rape " joke " . Nothing looks delicate about those biceps I get that it's a creative thing for some . But it's pretty weird . It's putting paint on nails on the tip of fingers . staring contest ... That white goo just tops it ... I read that as " I tend to erect on people . " My sister cooked cookies , mistaking salt for sugar . A ... solid ... ? This is my surprised face : This is from the Kenny Chesney Concert in Pittsburgh last weekend . Literally every single person we saw on their way to Heinz Field for the concert was visibly a douchebag . Like they just oozed ass hat . It was an unfortunate time to travel to the North Side for Taco Bell . Get this man to a mental hospital STAT I'm embarrassed to admit that I like Justin Bieber's accoustic music . I was going to a cigar lounge in San Diego with 2 buddies and after we finished crossing the street a car was broadsided as someone ran a red light . It didn't sink in to any of us but had we crossed a second later , that car going as fast as it was going would have undoubtedly struck us I really dont like how it sounds like its raining blood whenever someones killed But it's ok because girls get to play volleyball ! Would've been much funnier without the " LOL " I'm not entirely sure what to take from this statement . That Confederate flag Of god .. Went into Baruir in sunnyside as its right next to my apartment . I asked for a cappuccino to go - they poured some cold filter coffee into a cup and some unrefridgerated milk , then preceded to steam it in a very dodgy coffee maker . My face : Isn't Islam fantastic . Didn't I see this yesterday ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Directly from China Given that I'm constantly seeing you on / r / pokemon ... I'm not touching any of those links but I get what you're trying to say I don't know whose worse , people who are pretentious enough to tell others they should eat meat , or those fat fucks that revel in eating meat like its not something the world should drastically cut back on . He did , his parents I'm sorry , I never kept transcripts . Though I kind of wish I had . Are you for real ? Bionicle is still ongoing though . Or did I miss something . Again . ¿ Pues no que el DF es la ciudad del país donde todo lo que nosotros no queremos se hace realidad ? The mouse one was truly horrifying um , it ain't like my vocabulary gots anything wrong with it . I'm pretty sure at this point he has " Are ... Are those eyeballs ? But being hyperdrunk is completely safe Oh man , this is our first baby so I hadn't experience any of this before , but when you tell someone your due date they * will * tell you about some other thing that happened that day . My boss said July 11 is his parents ' anniversary AND his grandma's birthday . Wow ! We'll try really hard to pop out that baby on that date ! Yeah , unfortunately theres part of the story that focuses on how large a girls vagina is and how only sonny can satisfy her ... That's why they have not risen up and over thrown their dictator yet , they want to , it just takes effort . Yup , there are , there are also a lot of Muslims , and go figure , a lot of strife between the two . Great place to put a recognizable food chain with links to a polarizing nation . I know exactly what's there because I've been there several times . So don't lecture me on what's in the West Bank until you have been there in person . It's a shit hole with constant feuding and abuse on both sides of the cultural conflict . but really , how much karma do you get everyday just for posting " We'll never no for certain , since all he said on this topic was " Burn it That mental image There is a special place in hell for people like you . Wow what a well argued article Augh . Now I can't even upvote the original comment . I'm pretty sure this isn't legal on multiple levels . I don't get drunk . Just wow ... I'm the opposite . I shovel food into my mouth , chew once or twice and just swallow . Apparently I sometimes appear like I've never eaten before You were never officially allowed to . I feel like this is fake .... But why would you fake that .... Are we talking like inception mind fuckery or worse ? I mean I had to watch the departed twice to understand the ending , I'm one of * those * people That's .. Horrifying . It looks like it grows a mouth Agreed ... I literally cant hold all these feels Wow . You * really * don't live up to your username . How's this on the front page Jesus Christ ! I enter this post and find myself with a bunch of grown men sobbing and hugging each other . I'm judging you so hard right now . That's normal . They just do it for attention . I suspect oral from a duck bill would not be very pleasant . You spelt FAGETS wrong Someone doesn't understand sarcasm . I remember my first car .. It was pretty terrible . * He's coming right for us * but it's like a slow crawl ... Haha , it's funny how we label children with a religion before are old enough to think . Green upvote arrow ? If I have learned anything from Reddit is that just because a girl is putting out nude pics doesn't mean you can't be a creep with what you say . I am looking at you / r / gonewild It says she takes in 8,000 calories a day to support everyone .. das not rite Boise St vs Air Force ? lol ! tell another one ! you should def start doing standup ! In all seriousness . I saw 1 guy 1 jar . Gayest troll ever I lost my shit at Hodor ! Seriously where is it ? Who is Kevin ? My name is Joshua Buy a home . " So one night while hanging out at my friend Johnny's Dad's burger place we're suddenly attacked by a group of ninjas ! The craziest part is that I've discovered this power of mine that made me a prince ! but also blew up Johnny's house There are actually some really good deals there ..... saying that makes me feel weird I feel that should be a given . A ref not keeping an eye on players opens up the potential for a facial injury . Winona ? 6th and Franklin ? Are you seriously saying it's my fault when someone doesn't pay back something they've borrowed ? In that case , it's my bank's fault I'm not going to pay my mortgage this month , or ever , because they decided I was worth the risk when I wasn't . They should just suck it up and let me have my house for free . Their bad . I started a business Reposting a repost about a repost's repost ? The carp hatcheries ? ! This was the first thing I thought of . Jeez ! ! Talk about pocket rape I hate the human species . Not individually , but as a collective . And given the chance , if it could done , I would wipe out at least 2/3 rds of ya . I hope this is sarcasm , because if not , God dammit . People give each other enough shit about grammar and now theres a bot doing it . The man entered a horse named Tuesday ? Ah . One of those . * Runs to the circle an grabs 2 hands * alright guys , we can do this ! Found out the hard way , I am not that plus the fact it disappears from the store is utter shit , I want my flare gun Tomahawk chop is my death blow ... Through a puppet show , followed by interpretive dance . Uhgh wat I don't like watching people die What in the fuck ? I'm old fashioned . Interpretive dance and a puppet show . From all pet-like-chicks in league of legends like ahri u chose elise Brilliant idea No excuse for taking gamers money ? I prefer my women without a pair ... I'd take the tanaka off your hands but I'm canadian I'll be disappointed if you're not living up to yours missy I think he spelt it to show how he said Obama . Phonetically if you catch my drift ... Ell not really phonetically but it's something along the lines of something I went to a Japanese aquarium last year , and a little kid standing next to the dolphin tank said that Nice non-sequetor Somehow I read sitter as sister ... Funny thing I posted the exact same picture and title , My best experience with 3d gaming was Uncharted 3 ! I loved it ! The action scenes just seemed to pop more in 3d ! I love it ! But I don't see a whole lot of support going 3d ' s way though ...... I got a dominos pizza about an hour ago , and I love that flavoring on the crust . It's actually my favorite part . Is it really that bad ? Try GO FUCK YOURSELF Pretzels and sunflower seeds Don't ever post anything else here , ever again ... An be careful to not shoot your dick off ... I want a pair of these so bad but I'm not paying flightclub prices He Knows . WTF was wrong with your dad ? You don't need either one imo . I agree with OP ... Or playing video advertisements on static webpages That can be taken two very different ways ... if someone has to point out that they , themselves , are trust wothy chances are is that that someone is fibbing .... What's with all the quotation marks We the miners of Summerchamber will cast ourselves into the howling pits before we're told how many trees we can cut down by unicorn peddling , wooden bin hating lanky freaks . Let them resist if their delicate testicles have descended . Well , thanks ! It's funny ... we have 10 exams in this class , and for all of them so far ( 6/10 ) , I have been able to type the question verbatim into Google and get the answers back in the exact configuration as on my online tests ... * " Really ? You can't just click and then scroll ? " * They released over a year ago . The toilet plunger cracked me up ... Literally " Champs that are fun and straightforward , like Lux , Sona , Soraka , * * Teemo * * " What has this subreddit become ? ! I guess I can't count ... Whoever wins my " 150th gift " contest will actually be my 152nd . Oops I hate baseball & half the people who find that out assume I am un-American . I use to liberate lawn gnomes .... for the revolution . but why ლ ( I don't know what's more pretentious , the assholes who insist on others eating zero meat , or the fuck wad trolls like you that wear shirts like this . At least it didn't turn out to be a safe that takes 3 + months to deliver on Tyga keeps trying to say his name stands for Thank You God Always . Dumb shit is jumping from a huge tree into a lake , or drinking your dads beer when you're underage . Shooting yourself in the jewels Alright , man . Yeah cause no one ever gets upvoted yo the front page from the main subreddits ? .... Can you not sed the irony of your comment ? ? ? LOL can't tell if you're joking or serious . Hey , are you that guy with the While everyone else is arguing about the Quran , I'm thinking that the grass would be nice to sit in and eat lunch . Fuck , i thought this was a death announcement for a sec . Did anyone else notice that most of the women in the pictures were naked ? I posted a comment that outlined and almost spoon fed how to contact congress and it got deleted in less than 15 seconds ... Arnold Schwarzenegger is also an adulterous scumbag . So get off his steroid infused d * ck . I just took a yoga class the other day first time ever omg .. If it was like fuck yeah . But yoga is no joke ! Amazing body ! That hour was hard towards the end Why does it have a human skull ? talk ? on a phone ? THIS STOPS HERE He could join Law You're getting stuff , FOR FREE , simply for playing the game . You are upset that you need to wait ? / r / progun , / r / gunpolitics , etc . There is an entire list of related subreddits to choose from . Any post dealing with politics , must get mod approval before posting here . But I guess it's just too much to ask people to actually read a sidebar Honestly , if I owned a market , and I caught somebody stealing food ( as appose to luxury items which you can't excuse ) , I think I would just give them some and let them go . I can't imagine the indignity that would cause a person to feel that desperate . I've never had to be so hungry and poor that I ever had to that . Its white ... Must cost a fortune in fuel to drive with all that weight on the car Through puppets and slow interpretive dance to " eye of the tiger " . Sorted these comments by most controversial ... Looks like session servers were down for a while . Just keep trying . And learn how to print screen Eh , I would still do her . I believe the barrels had something to do with this No one goes tubing ( or shouldn't ) near a waterfall ... The fuck did I just watch ..... ill see my way out , enough Internet for tonight Ah yes what a funny scene I hope there will be achievements and missions or something again and badges . I want those pixels on my profile Page 1 of 55 ... No . Forget it ... over 900k views . people actually like this shit That generation is doomed . I seem to recall Darth Vader saying the same thing about a 3 ' exhaust port . I started bleeding . And I also told my in laws about this recent cycle . I also told them I might need some time to grieve before seeing my SIL after she gives birth . MIL replied by saying that she needs support too , because the baby was breech but has finally flipped , and her sciatic nerve is pinched . Because a thread about comebacks was bound to lead to all sorts of mature and insightful comments . You must be raising him right , usually by that age they have a few freckles , one for every soul they have stolen . No one likes a smart ass , I said they added " something from " fallout to the top , you know it's implied , you don't call a character from the walking dead , " the walking dead " Mirrors ? In a CoH game Hey spencer " Submitted 2 hours ago " From one bitch faced woman to another , I feel ya . Okay is this scarring after mole removal or * scaring * Still no dino for my baby boy Don't forget there are people who don't understand that there really was a Titanic , and no , Jack and Rose weren't on it . So THATS where all those fucking 2.5 lb plates are that I've needed this whole time . Watery grave What then fuck . Man , woman . What the hell were they thinking Still comes up for me . you shouldn't be laughing The only thing that really grosses me out is there are some ladies at my job who manage to get period blood all over the seat and never clean up after themselves . The doritos story Safe for human consumption . To kill you first What a fucking moron . Pikachu's rosy cheeks kinda make it look like its eyes are bleeding they seem lovely ... How do you know how it sounds ? ! It's * text . * " so that the babies can be yours forever " ... Peeking in for the dildo comments ... Butt crust is so much better . Who goes into a giant robot vs . monster movie and complains about the story ? You should have already known what you were getting into . If it's a puppy , they tend to grow out of it . Otherwise you may need to get it ' snipped ' Yup . Imagine if he'd felt his life was being threatened and shot George . We would never know his name and he'd be in federal . Are you aware that the website you mentioned is a braindump site ? It's illegal and devalues this certification . Good story ? So what was Adrian Brody like ? 15 from an over ? She was 15 1/2 . step it up , senpai . we want a full body shot ლ ( First 1st Uses it anyway Exactly . I do not concur sir . I'd imagine op just lost a game due to team noobs ... As a heavy tea drinker , Doping is not ' okay in secret ' , it's just that nobody knows of it . So they are people who do not use " literally " for its literal definition ? " Her " bathroom ? ? ( I wouldn't know , I got the same background each time I crafted a badge . I got four goddamned over worlds All these posts ? I haven't seen a single one , even on / all ... What am I missing ? I was about to hit send but my motto makes me sound like a serial killer .... So someone thinks they know * * better * * than everyone else ? ... It's a bot . All I ever see is guys fighting in the roads screaming that no ones backing them up either that or fuck ton of bots that just constantly run about doing nothing > Are you a homosexual ? .... You've impregnated the puppy ? So as a standard they expect you to have two jobs ? I always tell people they NEED to see this movie , and they never take me seriously ... There's been a few times when panties just never arrived . One seller sent a video and pictures but panties never got here . When I messaged her asking if she had shipped , she never responded even though she's still active on other subs . In fact , I just checked / r / gonewild and she has a post submitted today on the front page My dog once ate one of these but I later found one of the legs on the floor ... still moving Dat attitude ..... MySpace ... Urban Farmhouse gives the impression that they have locally raised products . In true Portlandia fashion I asked if the chicken was local and I was told it was from Trader Joe's . * Clapping in the cinema after the film ends , the director isn't there folks Well , maybe that's just the small , delicate tool for the job . thanks ... now I'll have to play it was right there in the top youtube comment and you failed to copy pasted it .... good luck 3d printing with water He also says the ( imaginary ) word " acrosst . " The only one I'm getting really tired of seeing is [ or le downvote ಠ_ಠ ‎ Come on . Really ? Tell all the people being held indefinitely by this country that . * your lungs can explode * Why are they trying to charge him . If he would have made a complaint they would say he's playing the black card . I wonder how much his employees make in those factories ? This morning Gibson followed me around meowing and howling and scratching the cat food bag . When I went to feed him , he still had food 12 second intro Also the fact that he refers to serial killers as " we " implies they're some kind of community or something . Like they all have a common goal they're working towards Don't be a fool , wrap your tool ! One of my mom's favorite quotes Yeah , starting to regret starting this / r / peeling Hear that kids ? Tumblr says go be a whore elsewhere A rave ? Did she have a time machine handy for traveling to 1990 ? ISO 3 . Private video I wouldn't say she ' SURVIVES ' yet .... This guy represents all the seniors in FL . They insist on driving slow in every lane possible . I can do this though : Ive come to a realization . These memes advocate violence against women . ITT : redditors try to make jokes and no-one really answers the question . I was actually interested . Dude . Dammit Des Yerrid , what kind of sick fuck are you You uh .... You're incredibly knowledgable on this subject sir That guy looks 40 * If only ... * At night ? It's world where we were more capable of having a sense of humor in regard to our skin colour , this would make for an awesome Oreo commercial . That's what you find most compelling about Pro Wrestling ? Staring at the wrestlers junk ? So you took this meme from the front page , change the shot and switched obama for the media ? You are everything that sucks about the front page . That is just fucking great . Autocorrect is disabled , because you know autocorrect or predictive text suck ass big time . I preffer keyboard shortcuts for most used text replies like those fuckers Your Limbs ... Chicago's not so bad since it's so big , but DC is crazy expensive . Was talking with friends over the weekend about it , and I use the price of a draft pint of Miller Lite as the measure . In Chicago $ 3 - $ 5 at more expensive places . Here in DC ... usually $ 5 - $ 6 . My reaction was obviously Yes , please ... nazi zombies ... so original , that is exactly what we need Your friend has creepy pony pics all over their page The further I scroll down the more fucked up you people get . Realistically , zigzagoon would be the best choice as hes small enough to keep as a pet ( pokemon food would be expensive ) and the presents from time to time would be neat ( youd have to walk him or else he would just pick up stuff around your house . ) A haunter might eat your neighbors dreams and scare the neighbor kids I've seen some shit LIKELY STORY . I guess so .. Or they weren't gonna release it at all yesterday . ( It's Tuesday here ) Oh wow , lucky . I hate where I live . No one has Animal Crossing . You'd think Queens , New York would have a lot of player In the middle of the pic to the left , it looks as if someone was trying to make a flour igloo There are two types of people in this world Happened to me today while wearing gym shorts . I was walking into the wind too he can kill things 200 fps faster . thats what he can do . Wait , this is backwards ? Every one of these made me go Your sexist comments are dumb and you're not funny . WHAT . What is he Ummmm .. Thanks I guess Mother of god . Who said he hasn't ? So you are saying he SHOULD change because of this ? Its on the 1st page Painful upvote Yeah , you're playing Socrates with your regurgitated fox news talking points . I just got it tho Seems no matter however much of a fat , ugly , stupid cunt she is , somebody somewhere will also date her . It's his flair in this sub . So a biased media outlet is using hyperbole to complain about other biased media outlets using hyperbole ? I've been waiting 4 hours That's not very nice That ... Thing .. is that it's .. ^ ^ Penis ... ? Let the creepy PMs begin Kaeding missing 3 FGs in a row against the Jets . Mr . " most accurate kicker in NFL history " at the time . It's like God himself was a Jets fan that day I find that almost everything that has ever existed has an incessantly annoying fanclub surrounding it . It's just that , with the advent of the internet , you get to find out that it's * not * just those guys down at your hobby shop who are complete assholes and play nothing but Blood Angel Space Marines or whatever . They're everywhere . They're in every hobby shop . They're the entire fandom of everything you love . Instead of raising tons of money to make hardware , why not build the OS to simply be implemented on hardware that already exists . If you made it run on old iPhones that can no longer get OS updates , you could make a killing . Don't worry , if I haven't seen it , I collect it What the fuck dude . Too far there's no link ? ... " .. and so she just dug up the body just to snuggle with it - totally fucked up . " I haven't kept up with Fairy Tail , it's been months . I need to find out where I left off . Some weird filler episode with farting train robbers . And why is there not rioting in the streets again ? Fournier's Gangrene - affects men 10:1 vs women , eats away at the scrotum and rapidly ascends through the abdomen , and has 50 % mortality rate . Pontine Infarct = Locked In Syndrome . It's a stroke that occurs in the pons in the brain . I had sex with this girl on her period . Funnily enough , people actually use bricks , too . It's very nice , but I think it's more unusual that the dog has one . As a 15 year old boy , I take offends to that . I'm pretty sure alcoholics are rushing to find this limited release beer from one of the top craft brewery's in the country and then pay upwards of $ 10 for a single bottle that's 1 pint 6oz ... Oh , you don't have these problems in the British Empire ? Right . I unsubscribed from adviceanimals today . Good .... Wood .... WOW Mormons are taking over xbox live now Or * laying * ... the eggs 7th grade , a rumor was spread that I fucked multiple people , but I didn't even have my first kiss yet . Nice one , gtr 06 . Now I'll have that in my head all night long . You are dispicable Pull the fuck over every 3 hours and let the guy out . Quit clowning around your girlfriends eyes reminded me of The area around Mount Rainier People use Siri ? I'd like to say though , that your customary response of ' I read that as fresh * bleeding * . Like jumping on a bed and saying they're having sex i have a lvl 9 th now ( I rushed it They missed the part where he was armed I'm sorry , but a made up world of fantasy , linking with the real world . How is this any different from a religion ? Is it this one ? Not sure if means " shell " and is foreign , or means " hole " and is creeper Are you asking me if I'm retarded ? : O BUG PORN ! where is the NSFW tag After reading that , I literally did this : 5gb steam update Kind of like googles patented search algorithms should all be voided ? I mean , they really didnt invent looking for stuff . Collision Damage Waiver ? Are the other two insurance related as well ? I actually just rented a car for the first time and am now hearing the " insurance " that I paid extra for is normally covered by your regular car insurance Wait .. what the fuck did I just watch ? 17k + biggest Tuesday night crowd You planned all this while in kindergarten .... I can only imagine the cruel things you could plan now if someone was to steal your candy corn in this day and age ... Because I kept making jokes when we did it . She said it was like trying to have sex with Roger Rabbit . In my defense , she did technically laugh at them . We are not talking about the NSA . We are talking about a dude who can't delete his Internet history from his parents ( very likely ) computer . why do i have to get up off the couch to touch my apple tv with my idevice ? Then why did you watch both seasons .. You don't want him to become one of THOSE types . People like him should be outlawed . What kind of monster tries to match a pink dress with yellow boots . So essentially yes , that is what happens . Hahaha , so funny ... So ... Funny ... Library . There are two r's . also , frustrated . Again . There are two r's . you aren't fustrated and the liberry . What hole ... ? You lie , I know for a fact you are a platypus . * * Nothing special * * What the actual fuck ? I don't even ... Holy shit . Oh look , the racial jokers are out ... Best and biggest zombies in the world ! ! ! You played katawa shoujo ? First pitch It's too bad their product still sucks . I like to mount them in full view of the pack to display dominance . At gunpoint . It's a warning of what he plans on doing to your leg if the day ever comes that he doesn't have a bone to chew on . People breeding out of control like cockroaches . Depends on if you have money and what your interests are . Are those STALKER patches ? Is this a bad strategy ? Good place to end this conversation . [ TEST POST PLEASE UPVOTE ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ > mfw I know this feel Oh god , that hood . I hope you have the original . WHY DID I WATCH THAT TWICE And anyone who does provide a source provides a Wikipedia link username . ‎ A mí a veces Lies ! Looking out a window in the middle of the night , and notice someone staring back . MBA with win 8 for backup . Lenovo t420 is daily driver . Wish macs could drop into a dock for 4 external monitor support . Can't daisy chain thunderbolt with windows 8 either . mfw nobody mentions vayne Three engines in two days , if I were one of their pilots I would start to be a little concerned about putting my ass on their pistons Finished my 200 waves with the Drell Vanguard this week ... Or rather that Drell shaped chunk of tissue paper that somehow managed to develop biotics . Sooooo much damage , soooooo many deaths complicated ? I'm female . I watch porn . * A lot * . Look up story's of it happening , I've heard of rags and even scissors being left inside Yes , the current pony cars are the worst handling and slowest , also the smallest and lightest . an arrows . seems legit And you found this out from the live feed that goes to your video shrine of her in your closet ? ? Thanks for spilling the beans , greatkingrat . As a Wisconsinite , I say unto you : body farm Or was it ? I hope you didn't let your wife go down on her of all the times to have just a basic laptop Its my favorite card game . If we're bored we may as well start playing hand and foot . It just gets frustrating getting stuck with a terrible partner who never gets into their foot I was being sarcastic too . I would argue that 1 , 4 and 5 are for lazy writers who are looking to avoid depth . No and horseradish isn't an instrument either I'm a broke college kid and I have Prime Hope fully not until WiS actually releases and there would be a point to them ... I noticed the same thing ... the NL looks like a blob on this map Please tell me you didn't discover that after you had some I celebrate that I'm actually debt free with 10,000 . Haven't heard this joke in the last week or so ... 2.2 million , not even allowed to drive on public roads Oh my god , you have no fucking idea i literally almost lose my shit every god damn time some asshole at my work says that shit ! ! Seriously WTF we cant change one thing not one ? ? Why the fuck not ? ? I will suggest an easier way to do shit / more efficient that i have done myself so i know it works and this assholes are like " no that wont work because ( bullshit excuse inserted here ) " every one follows suit ...... You see them doing that , you step in and stomp it out and tell these jokes I sent you ! Yes ! This ! Or he goes home , she says " How was your night ? " And he says " Fine . " and then fucks his SO . Yeah , no , him sleeping with someone else totally ended things with his SO . Obviously . What the fuck ... I just finished Beyond The Shadows ( I mean literally just finished , I set it down 4-5 minutes ago and thought ' damn ... 700 pages in 12 hours .... I should reddit ' ) and then I get on to see this ... Or does he ... Does this mean that people will start " sharing " the porn videos they see on the internet to social media sites ? That button has got to be being used , if only by accident Put everything and I mean everything , into resistance . I'm just messing don't do that . It's so freaking useless Thanks queef_sword Well the t shirts were army green ... That was cool I guess Who the hell names their scorpion Mittens ? Yes .... yes it is . I was drunk and trying to get to the ferry last week and ended up at Atlantic Ave . because of this I think the Pavilion makes a lot of sense and is just kind of a fun Zerg . It's a game . If you want to see constantly evolving locales step outside your front door He is the hipster of creeps ! So cool I spend a lot of time in the shower , so my parents probably think I'm addicted to masturbating you birthed a clown ? ITT : People making fun of her socks and the way she's positioned . Seriously reddit , this lady was murdered and all you can think of is how ugly her socks are . In middle school , there was a girl in the year book named Surprise . I did at least a triple take I resent that remark I am unexplainably disturbed by this I had to explain to my wife that even though i had deleted my account from FB and removed it from my favs folder i hadn't actually deleted the whole website , silly woman thought i had deleted it from the internet Like , stand in the middle of the store with employees scattered around and yell ( but making it sound whispery ) " customer , customer ! " When everyone can already see them ? Math ... My mother and I are sure this is our grand daughter / niece . I put them in a chest so I don't get them dirty and drop the CDN . As a gay , me too I'm the 1 % This guys comment history .. Christ Nudes are password protected Even in death white supremacism lives on Wow you just ruined booty popping for me . I'll never be able to unsee that image . I cant be the only person who read this as ' not safe for wish ' Duke Nukem Forever ... This'd be a perfect Malicious Advice Mallard . Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight Playstation 3 came out in 2006 , and we still don't have ps4 , and they ant apple to innovate , Street race s - 10 Keeping it classy over here in / r / pensacola as always . something tells me this is all just camera magic .... i'm not sure how .... but , just give me a while . Oh my goodness . A person in a hot tub . The horror . Is there something I'm missing ? Also , please remove the advertisement from the information board in the commons area . Are you kidding me ? If it's what you love , then DO IT ! They aren't going to be the ones suspended hundreds of feet in the air with nothing to secure them but some 550 cord and a carabiner ... Lucky , I bought my set for 10 mil ... The guy later felt bad and gave me a discount for my second order of foreign DLC ... My house will look awesome once Im done with this HRA nonsense I'm going to assume those are nick names for her boobs . Oh . From the headline I immediately though of some massive scale terrorist attack related to that worldwide travel advisory last week Cats too , if you have them on a feeding schedule . Every morning at 6:00 AM sharp , they're on my parents ' bed , meowing . Hell , one of them even decided to jump onto the headboard , using my mom's face as a launch pad . " you're int , you're supposed to buy them " Her Virginity And what's wrong with flin , or sujiyama ? Did you just d0x Unidan on / r / WTF ? lethal injection Me . > Must be all the ISPs throttling traffic . Mega Blocks . Aaron Paul loves RachelMcDimples ... I've never been as jealous as I am now ! The dogs actually look like they are doing ok physically . Though I never see them get walked and they mostly just sit in the back yard all day ( I work from home ) . The kicker is that she is a dog trainer Oh dammit , it was short lived but I guess I'm back to having that " 1 " Or : " Atlanta can't live without Grady . " What ... As somebody who's been an entertainer at an amusement park , I would choose both . dat zip on score's nose I read your comment on my iPhone . Good goal Not sure if ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° or THAT ARROW IS GREEN why do red people smell like black heads ? I'm trying to figure out if a " Tai Ladyboy " is some sort of pastry or cake , because I can't imagine any Tai Boy willing to be the Princess Leia to his Jabba the Hutt . I know her I shall wait for the Coles notes on that one . Well damn , now I * know * my memory is shot , because I just turned nineteen on the third of august . It's a reboot . Just a fresh restart that clears bugs , etc . Elderly abuse ... I guess trying to disturb the mods . Gross them the fuck out , maybe . I don't know , seems like a pretty depraved thing to do ( even having the CP in the first place Right ? ? FFS you guys . Half the problem we get such a bad rap is because of people like this . Plenty of intelligent people smoke weed , too . There's even a child in this guy's picture Oh my god , I live in Atascocita ! I had to double check which sub I was on ... I'm glad there's at least one place around here that does that . It's super suburban around here how did this get upvotes A bag of dirt , several colorful pots and a fruit basket . I now have an apple and pair tree . Begin building a new cloned or robot body . Worked for Disney for years . When it comes to paying their park employees , they are worse than Walmart . Deland Florida . It's around the central part of Florida close to Daytona . I go to Stetson University . Really nice little place but yeah my roommates are kind of dbags towards baseball and the O's I once read a book where women were categorised into two types : cheese or fish because women taste of one or the other . I asked a lad friend one day if this was true and he said neither . Women taste like battery acid . Only takes 20-30 minutes to do the pve daily and 3 matches for the pvp daily . define old son ... carefully ... As appose to unemployed opportunist ? Must be the cigarette smoke I think you mean : So you need reasons besides a taste in movies to have an opinion nowadays Like dog ears Can we possibly get a recipe . :) Just scrolled through all the comments and not one user had a Rooney flair . What's with that lads ? Not cheap . I got the mid-range plan back in October , at the time being " $ 35 " for 2 GB / month which actually comes out to $ 42-44 after fees + tax . I think the equivalent plan is now 3 GB or you can pay slightly less ( $ 25 ? ) for a 200 MB plan . Analize her first ? Zombie Apocalypse . I even bought one of those vintage style baseballs bats from the 30s . I'm still trying . I'm in knots . Justin Beiber has a chrome car , how cool is it now ? Budum'ching ! Ladies and gentlemen , he's here all night , don't forget to try the lobster . SG = One Direction I'm relatively new to woodworking but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be ingesting wood Oh sure , Sandusky can't get away with this but these guys sure can I went camping with a friend who had never had to " pop a squat " in the forest before . I had to explain to her how we ladies pee in the woods . After receiving detailed instructions , she wanders off to give it a try . A few minutes later I hear a blood curdling scream and run to her . Turns out I had neglected to instruct her to * not * STAND in an ant hill while performing this task ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your dongers ノ ( What's so annoying , having money ? Basically , this study is saying the Jersey shore crew should be the most intelligent people on the planet . You guys are welcome to use the same ITUNES accounts but really need use your own IMESSAGE and ICLOUD accounts , or shit will continue to get merged . That's what iCloud and iMessage are for ... getting your texts on all your devices . But you said it worked well Sarcasm I hope Gotta get that " best deal " AP ? Yeah I'm pretty confused as to how a tiny dude that appears to be wearing a woman's suit gets to protect the freaking Dalai Lama The irony OP is a girl I shouldn't have clicked that All mine last 3 days or less ... You can see a total of three names in chat , so no not everyone was happy with the use of hacks . Also I stayed to get evidence for a report after thinking something was wrong in Day 2 , because it sure looked like I didn't have enough money already As a cis male who * doesn't * think OP needs my dick ( or to be " cured " , for that matter ) , I felt the need to FTFY . * Not wtf Wait this game is somehow about dressing up in drag ? I'm a straight male and after the Pool Party Graves skin I kinda .... Yeah I've got a man crush now ... Nevertheless I would enjoy a nice dinner with LeBlanc , she seems classy and my type of woman . She has that taste in clothing that I like in women , very ornate , royal colors , shows some skin but it's still elegant and stylish . But uhh after that dinner tho , LEMMIE see if you can deceive this ! ! D - - - - This article caused me to glare suspiciously at my printer .. sitting there .. looking all innocent . Uh ya . They're married Less fun , moar dour I heard a coach once say to a kid on the football team " boy ! you got the whitest set of teeth I've ever come acrossed .. " the innuendo could not be ignored . iPhones , each new generation That was not your best story My school had a Mr . Bates , except it was an all guy school Never is it the first drop . You're on it right now , aren't you ? * sitting here patiently waiting to steal someones million dollar idea * Read that as " we boned " ... was like If that WAS true it would be worthy of many ' Nice dayda - waaait a minute And a ghost doesn't ... ? But it is still your coach ... Nice ! I wish I had a gaming pc .... I am an adult . Maybe he didn't get the sarcasm tag .... Or just troll I know but it's starting to get on my nerves . It's like he's a broken record repeating the same damn thing . But I'm still one of his fans to be honest . he just has that " Yahoo ! Child indocternation . Some kid made these the other day and posted it on Reddit . I'll let some other user , with no life , find the original link . Oh wow ! My brother used to play it , I'm not as patient as you'd need to be to play True story , I once wore a bear suit . But it wasn't in court , it was for a huge bachelorette party . I made a fortune , and it was horrifying . Ikr ? ! who the fuck says ' most sexiest ' . That bad grammar is serious LOVE the Dr ! I have honestly seen or read Harry potter ...... Oh crap Karma is a bitch . IP is linked to your pc not your account Oh god Came here to say this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My news channel is known for a guy eating his beard Why did you use commas instead of dots after the numbers ? Cannot stop looking at them . Doesn't like Pokemon ... You must be either stupid or oblivious if you think our transit problems started 3 years ago I need a shirt that says " fine specimen of manbucket . " " Any girls looking for a video producer " Does this fucking freak look like a fucking Horse ? I think not these fuckers deserve death The first comment I was like 10 mins ... on a single video ? She's 20 now , so when did she * used * to be sexy ? King making comments about Miley Cyrus . Nope , not totally creepy . Not creepy in the least . A Cadillac Yes-clilade . Curiosity is a disease . Thanks for that . That's so cheap Fack the spelling . Dat punctuation Don't say the C word in / r / blackops 2 . Yeah , it ain't that great . Unless there's been a change there are no chances for us common folk to try the competitors wares . Some festival . And over-use of the tongue . Don't forget that awkward stupid looking tongue . Guys send massages like that on Facebook ? That's quite a sense of humor you've got there Level 22 ? Anybody else I know it's not your fault but .. Why I'm always up for more amigos ! What do you * do * ? I highly doubt thatll help . I just dont like the idea of a licence tree and not a skill tree . One thing that annoyed the absolute shit out of me was that I spent the 1st couple hours of the game grinding up everyones magic and had unlocked black magic lvl 3 , bad ass stuff like Aeroga , Thundaga etc . I was so very dissapointed to learn that I had only unlocked the * * licence * * to use said skills and not the actual spells themselves ! Somewhere , some right wing nut job is going to come across these pictures and declare it as a sign of a war on Christmas . Wait . You're name is percthrowaway but you've never done perks before ? Wat ? Thanks ! ~ ~ I hope he wants the lower number Because when the cow tree gets struck , all the cows fall out and crush you ? He was probably thinking it made him sound sexy or something Read as cupcakes for my 1 year old boyfriend It would be for me . This is nasty . I don't care where you come from , you don't fucken do this . It is called Europe . Not wtf What the actual fuck did I just watch ? I'm a guy and i got the weirdest boner at that description of your apartment when I read your post : " yeah ! yeah ! Dead boys body is now treasure ? Awesome , I had a female arrestee do the same to me . She was talking in tongue , so I asked her what she was doing . She responded , " I just put a voodoo curse on you . " My patrol car had a plexi-glass barrier between the prisoner seats and front seats , so I told her plexi-glass prevents me from being cursed . She said " oh , I didn't know that " and continued to curse me out in English . What is the punishment execution ? Thats not something to joke about How do you know my name ? I ... I think this has gone far enough . My liver never took an off-season She's gonna get the same as hitler and little Nicky I hope ...... Can't tell if the two things are Calvin and Hobbs or that they are Calvin and Hobbs AND Portal .. Watch Mattingly rests Adrian tomorrow because he ran around the bases too many times ..... Water + white dress = classier wet third concert . Congrats Your face suited you better when you was fat IMHO i have people on Facebook start posting this with the ' so you don't believe in God ? ' caption ... Yeah he was pretty badass . Eww dude ! It never even crossed my mind that that is how the slip n slide was slippy DeSean Jackson . Yep . My cat goes insane the minute I pick up a Q-Tip . Kinda gross , I know bahahahaha , thats hilarious . very very appropriate use of That's a total foot in mouth situation ! HOLY MOTHER OF THE SUN That lineup ಠ_ಠ RAISE YOUR Now this is the double whammy . ┌ ∩ ┐ ( What do you do with a rapid dog ? You put it down . She's a sexy beast ill hop on her train ..... was that too naughty ? ! Only spot I have my island is big so not in the way also skimmer is in the mail ಠ_ಠ Their twerking is good for being straight guys ... too good ... Dude don't bring burritos into this . You filthy animal . Ma il tipo a sinistra ha degli slip , vi prego , no I may just be lol I'm always warm like a werewolf , so maybe I'm a hybrid ? ! ill excuse it this one time ... but jeez . that thing is beyond filthy i wouldnt hit that with a baseball bat ... maybe i would . seriously iso and some rock salt and soe oxiclean in that thing stat ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Domestic cats at least have claws that grow from the inside out in layers . When they scratch at a tree or something , the outer sheath occasionally pulls off ( like a glove finger ) and there is a new perfectly sharp fresh claw underneath . I find the old claw sheaths around my furniture sometimes I used to like that shit first thing actually make my face look like this : Relevant username What kind of thing do you need to do mid piss ? Looks like I'll need that 64 gig micro SD card after all ... " more funnier " Get your Imgur upvotes outta here , boy , this is reddit territory I almost exclusively stay in lol I hate the general public around my apartment This is one woman on top of another Typical doublelift tryhard Dude , that's classified information ! At least when Snowden blew the whistle he did it for freedom , what's your excuse ? Not cool . Rutgers , but not NJIT ? That looks brilliant on you . Congrats ! I'd buy the full set if I wasn't so broke .. maybe for Halloween There are really people having r / leagueoflegends in black ? ‎ Mother of god Are we going to assume that what's walking around today is a Scientology robot wearing his skin ? Astroglide it is 7 ea parts - 5 apex bits + cap and canister Hah . My husband bought me a big body pillow for me to cuddle at night . Guess whose side of the bed it lives on ? ( Hint : Not mine . Not wtf Yeah , I got the distinct impression that OP was trying to convince us of his version the entire time , and to convince himself too . The whole situation seemed very inappropriate for a " platonic " friendship , one of which was in a serious relationship . I notice that Albertan universities are conspicuously absent from the list of participating institutions . Woa woa woa ... let's not make this thread interesting Because everyone of their songs sounds pretty much exactly the same . They follow the same formula and everything . They seem to be more liquid than solid . Better than eating crow .. He shoved his finger inside it Oh . God . Why . I found that out by myself ... A month ago Another mildly interesting Kanneda fact : their set of glyphs gave us Hit a mailbox , then ran a quarter mile to the nearest house > No , it lies with the people who did the actual killing . I went to college in France , ARTE WAS CRAZY . I saw people having sex in parking lots and it was under the premise of art ... The last one .. Really ? Yeah and you're ugly . At least I can get thinner ... I'm on board with you . I also hate when people throw around the word " rape " . Some friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend on facebook , " Dude , I was so raped on COD last night ! " Yeah . Because losing a video game is just like rape . When i was a small babby man i told my father that he is a fat bastard ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That seems very ... Useful . Yet the same people against helping the poor , are also against contraception and sex education . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your expectations ノ ( Oh god I think I am a horrible person . The very thought of someone just going " I am about of die " made me slightly chuckle for some reason . " Most " .... holy poop ? Yep , it's a shim That song plays in my work at the time ... Thank you for this new association Stealing from the tax payers then What the Leaning in to the machine to clean it is one thing . Climbing in with shoes and all ... your head rubbing against the top and parts ... Dravin y u do dis Um ... Why is this posted under / r / AskWomen ... ? Apparently ! I feel your pain ..... I was a 32oz Mountain Dew in the am , a 32oz Pepsi for lunch , and one or two cans before bed after work and at dinner and such . It's rough Fuck that guy Dave . But it's happened before ? Tofu is good in miso soup . And only in miso soup Hey at least we won't be raped to death , have our flesh eaten , and our skins sown into their clothing . But if it does happen well be very lucky , if they do it in that order . It's 9:45 AM EST ... " here we go " in about 4 hours . A friend of mine did this .. She thinks it was so cool and clever while everybody rolls their eyes and laughs behind her back .. I'm a man . Thanks for ruining that show for me Haha you can watch her on operation repo on tv . She draws angry eyebrows when mad and scares the shit outta men Because what you say is entirely up to you I see no explosion . Only saw a burning car . Leave it apple to fuck everybody else over . Who thought this new Apple device was going to be a good deal ? " Yeah , he forgot to fight black " So you're going to take a super rare all original car and put some different motor in it so that in the end it isn't all original ? What would be really interesting to see is how it looked for the guy shooting the lock-on . The lack of warning was bullshit anyhow , regardless of the path . You had a solid lock which then disappeared , and suddenly you get hit ? Yeah that definitely helps when you try and dodge missiles IE and Safari holding hands ... Hey man Those damn deuce dukes . So ... what is this big , red , illuminated TEST button on the bottom left ? " lame Heyman angle " Not sure if ' furry dice ' ‎ This question makes absolutely no sense . No . Have you ever 100 % this game Why do I get a feeling that this post is by one of our own Hindu right wing nutjobs Or units that don't make sense . " Gigawatts per second . " " the first time " Are you a troll , or a dumbass ? I can't tell . I went from 250 to 175 on the AIDS diet ..... I'm dying guys I oppose your opposition ; I promise every redditor free bear " In " Who are these impostors with the maroon pom poms ? Bieber born the same year Cobain died have my karma . I once spent two weeks going to classes in a cheap , open face , bear suit for a campus charity hazing . Jokes on them , women love teddy bears in hipster glasses . I think it helped my social life more than it hurt it . People seemed kind of disappointed the day I didn't show up in it . I had become a staple in their lives . I felt I was doing a service for them , making them feel dignified by comparison . Ha ha , great twist ! The part about not liking them black really threw me for a loop . Before reading the last line , my face was It legitimately took me awhile to figure out that this wasn't a photograph ... Maybe because different people have different opinions I was hoping the quotes would add some sarcasm Y con esa ortograf ía ‎ Imagine if this played at worlds ... Not bad , could be better . GMG had it for like 48 before release so it included the 8 dollar ( what ... the .... fuck ... Wow that's creepy Did you even read the book ? * Or * see the movie ? Neither one of those sound good . what kind of pics and videos cause a guy to get a heart attack ? ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) let down your analyst desk ノ ( " Mr " ScottyTay I've never fucking been so physically ill that I vomited but holy shit it just happened . Goddamnit man At mine there was a group of douchey looking guys smacking each other's balls while waiting in line .. I swear one of them looked at least 30 . LOL ? What " buzzword " did I use , fedora ? You used Tell me something . What do you think they make the game on ? same with english here , wrote definately in one of my tests OOC : looks The magazine on the left .... Find to watch and tease . Not fun to play in The same thing happened in Norway after the 22 of July . It almost got Call of Duty banned in Norway . Well you're not the only one * now * Typically , when people say " more info in comments " they don't just comment on their own post with the exact same link as in the title . Aww really ? I had bastion and ftl sitting quietly in my steam inventory waiting for the day they could be played . Now theyre pretty worthless in trades and i got the games too . Thanks Obama ! First world problems right here Start a home business . Really , if I had the extra money , that's what I would do . Everybody complains about NSA and privacy but then you all use facebook . welcome back man , we're here for you I spent five minutes wondering what exactly I was looking at before realizing this wasn't strawberry scented Kleenex You do realize people are capable of typos right ? People don't have any concept of what they are talking about . If I see a failed HD , locked iPad / iPod / iPhone about 80 % of the time they are not backed up . Then it's our fault . You lose your shit and you're pissed ? I get it . Don't be an asshole to the person who can solve your problem . And he shared that ? He IS thinking on the children I'm a doctoral ( phd ) student in bioengineering and I'm in a " med-into-grad " program where I took classes at a cancer hospital in cancer biology and treatment and they kept talking about DRE's ( which is a digital rectal exam - done with a finger ) anyway , after explaining it to us my friend said " that really seems like an analog measurement to me " The doctor had no idea what he was talking about and the rest gave him I would have shelled out $ 150-200 easily for the three eye orbs , alone . Instead , we got a figure . > No reaction from the person making the video ? 32gb gold . Ordered via Verizon's website at about 2.15 am . Ship by date is the 24th . They normally overnight them . We shall see . I'll be mad if they delay it . But only because I had to pay to expedite shipping on a case from Apple to match the shipping timeframe , because you know Verizon only wanted to sell me a case for a 5 . Because Presidents McCain and Romney would have been better ? Wait for it ... No foot injuries in 10 years . Maybe we should make them sign a waiver ? Some of the Ferris Wheel ones are just Unbelievable . ... read all the replies . You're so smart . It's like you have a 4.0 or something at a top business school . You punch a lot of women do you ? Shorty ass sociopaths Or I could just ask the apartment manager , I'm looking for someone named Sammii that looks like this . What about Huel ? Agreed , When did this place turn into Instagram ? i read that as i killed the majority of my relatives I know exactly how you feel except im a guy so its kinda worse I got shit for it for years . like if I was 13 or 14 I wouldnt have an id Commercial with 2 seconds left for injury . Then clock resumes to zero , then more commercials . Yay ! There'd be some extra nuggets in the pool if I ever went down that slide But anarchism is a form of socialism . Even postlefties are socialists . Don't worry , it was totally ' fixed ' in the last patch . Only 90 ' s kids will remember this Goddamit Shed " Show " ... ? I was cleaning out my truck one evening while listening to the hockey game . As I'm cleaning out the truck my dog shadow starts barking for no reason . / How do you know I have a spice rack ? Feed the hungry , that crazy , we need giant statues to pretend we dominate over the nation . I would say I'm 5 ' 2 , but my girlfriend would say I'm being generous . She might be correct . Do your own homework ... portraying Satan in truth ? I * had * a friend who has 4 kids and I felt she used that card on me one too many times . It started driving me nuts . Needless to say , we're no longer friends Just as long as you don't ask me how the weather is up here Read that as he has a job fucking Obama . But however some nub spams " HeY gUys Jo1n mY Fcktions survr ! 1 ! 1 ! 1 ! 1 ! 11 ! ! ! ! ! 11 first on ther g3Ts OP11 ! 1 ! 1 ! 1 ! 1 ! 1 " 100 times they don't get banned Good to know you've been telling people what happened since this was Secret / Rel up until only recently I actually traded Gates to get Tavon . Well you've gotta pay the gas bills somehow . Even so , I don't think it extends to high school My god ! I will definitely become a Turbo user now ! You certainly considered every angle , didn't you ? Your fucking insane This is the first I have seen your username so I'll give you one big Inte helt entusiastisk över att de plannerar ha festival typ vägg i vägg med mitt bostadshus Watching this freaked me out When you said blog post about your most recent iOS projects , I expected a blog post about your most recent iOS projects . All I could find was a list of five icons with links to the App Store . What else do you need ? I was just thinking this same thing the other day . 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Any one else notice that the park service had to rent the fence in order to block off the monument that is closed due to budget cuts NL Catcher : Castillo . What ? Are you being funny ? I can't remember I time that I liked Mountain Dew ... Your comment and username are now featured on the Guardian . Good job , CunthSlayer How has nobody said sloths ? Those fuckers are terrifying as is . Haha I love this thing : Maybe he liked it ... Submitted by / u / FemaleTaliban in one of my previous jobs i traveled driving in a van . I drove in mountains and heavy traffic . I'm also originally from the chicago area . For some reason Indiana drivers seem the have the hardest time driving . We coined a phrase " Indiana turn " , because we've seen it so much . It's when someone from the left lane crosses the right lane to turn right You got this for partaking in the kritzkast or something . My friend got it aswell . ( I never got one , thanks Gabe Yeah , and it's also bugged to hell , apparently . Not one answer from OP and it's a 50 minutes old thread ... looks suspicious . You make it seem as if it's already been done Go to a tattoo artist . Makes me wonder how many food items I've had with similar surprises inside Kept mine , had to grind 6th sense on the commander and camo on the others as second skills , because I was aiming at BiA before the nerf ( Having 4 soviet premium LTs helped for that grind … ) , removed the torsion bars and coated optics and put binocs and net , had to totally re-think how I was playing this thing , going from " WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE " to " Scouting si Srs bsns * 34 people like this * * " hardcore dick island " * It's the opposite here - the obese patients are sent to the state veterinary research center - so humans borrow from the horses and cattle technology . I wonder if their insurance will pay a bill sent from a veterinary imaging company . Very doubtful . Ya , look up the driver for you models wireless on the makers website , then download and instal it . What a dumbass he should've stepped out of bounds instead of going for that extra yard of rushing I'm so pissed . It does . Obama is just capturing and killing terrorists to distract us from the debt ceiling . Same feels That's Meth'd Up to say that . sitting in the train , punishing bad people Your reply tells me you needed counseling more that you needed a reduction . That's what saddens me . And corporal punishment is still legal in Texas , even without parent permission . Heard a story recently about a friend's co-worker , when being asked to lift moderately heavy equipment that was a part of their job , responded that she wouldn't because it was bad for her womb . no haha it was a joke and people got pissed about it and she left . At least that's what I thought ... I mean I knew people had her nudes , but not * that * many . John came Why does this exist Well at mine , it's every guy except the " nerdy " ones . And if they wanna mix it up , they wear khaki shorts But , but , but that was before the shutdown , now they won't negotiate . Vulva not vagina A life time parking permit .... just rid the world of a pedophile whats his awesome kick-ass one liner ............ " you just got trolled " My friend's dog is named Cider . I'm pretty sure that Chris and Joseph Park aren't brothers IRL ... Then we need Reddit Scold GTA V ... * still don't have it * Guerrilla Unit * * Man , I can't wait to see what 540p looks like upscaled 300 times AND ! it was you who broked my card ! I've my eye on you See this response everywhere on Reddit IIT : people blaming the Congolese . I was wondering why India and Austria were so interested and then the penny dropped ... I wouldnt mind running into that zubat in a cave I looked up my dad , who is a professor . An overwhelming amount of ladies think he's sexy . He's 75 . I'm going to assume this is some form of male conditioning that all women have agreed on . I went as a teddy bear last year at the " request " of my girlfriend . I suspect that this will be the default outfit for all men in society if we ever reach a gynocracy . Because the media asked him to say it which " flashing signal " do you do ? the two-handed lift-up-your-shirt and flash me ? or the one-handed honk-honk sign that looks like you're squeezing a boob ? But classifieds seem so hard Mad Catz ? Don't they make junk accessories ? Anything unpronounceable or inclusive of the word cat Ok guys . This is getting ridiculous . The constant stares of my dogs while I have sex . Their judging eyes make it hard to keep focused ... Sounds like you won - wait what ? > Half Life 3 confirmed Your look is kinda my point . lol . I love the smell of sunblock and sand - I think it's a sexy smell to wear . And those are the memories I associate with that smell . so ..... Pedobear and Use a condom Great now I have extra strong coffe to drink no credit to mantra " Intrepid Fart in a Jar " That guy that played Marco did the salute backwards at the end . His tailor deserves to be shot , along with him " I taught a physics lesson last week " Wait ... soda sim ? Why did I look up the " I have a better ass than Miley Cyrus " picture .. Can't unsee Gurl , downvotes be damned , that's not a drug , I'm not disrespecting you or that illness but the process of it is not a drug - - Oh man , I really need to jerk it , can't do it in front of my mates , and my mums still up and about ...... I know , THE KITCHEN ! ! It's the most central room in the house and absolutely no where to hide , it's perfect ! - - the source is jokes about cancer ? What pisses me off about having paid the $ 25 for iTunes Match to get ad-free iTunes Radio ( say that 5 times fast ! ) is that I have to turn on iTunes Match on the device ( and lose my podcast playlists ) to turn off the ads ! She died . read that as " Mah Monkey " Hey you're the one who works at a sex shop and doesn't realize that sex is inherently funny to everyone A German friend of mine who I play Minecraft with once put a sign above my wall of furnaces with " Auschwitz " written on it . Well ... You win . Fuck , you weren't kidding DON'T YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS . Loved the title and yeah I tried an MFLB and it didn't really get me baked and I had trouble using it but I think I'm gunna go with a pax too , maybe it was just meant to be This is mostly actually shot on Mount-Royal , which is a mountain ! ! Well then , umm maybe he should have a look at the pics she posts to Facebook . La explicaci ón es que fui escogido para ayudar voluntariamente a los damnificados . Katie was pissed you didn't weigh in . at this point it is pretty clear that if we don't get rid of gasoline cars , we are pretty much doomed . seeing so many replies supportive of CO2 producing vehicles makes me sad , really . and As an Asian - _ - ( Asian's I always get called out for caring too much about this is all my file names , but then again apparently I'm the only person in my office who sees importance in overarching filing standards so everything is easy to search quickly Start ? everyone is making jokes then you go and do that Okay , totally not cool man . That part of the game is still the most emotional I've ever gotten over a fictional character and how dare you bring it up again Why redact the name and address at the top but not in the last sentence of the letter ? That's the third one I've posted I'm pretty sure this premium is me and Zimmerman is Obliviousbob Ugh , I hate it when the dealer just offers " wholesale " . My car is a 2011 with around 120,000 miles on it . Black book has it around 14k retail , the dealer offers me 1,500 on trade in It's not in binary obi wan : Those are 0 ' s not O's . God fucking damnit caption bot Our punter . Blood waffles .. I thought they banned you from here So , totally okay with losing the dog ? How do you even achieve that ? It also happens with the other icons Define ' had ' Considering that post traumatic stress needs a special kind of therapy to actually help , and the only thing that meditation has shown to help in a lab setting is concentration , this is kind of horrid . So ya . Aren't dysfunctional families GRAND ? Pigs would be terrifying Jesus Christ if that actually happened . Ive seen that cat before .... Be this montreal ? so no CA ? * Fist of shadow * ( I have 2 turnigy 9x ' s and have a taranis coming in . The 9x ' s have been very nice except last week one of them decided to factory restore itself I don't cringe easily . All I came here to say was OP's friend is apparently a fag ... It's time to start revoking peoples vagina license if they don't know how to treat it . I always read ' beautiful ' in his voice My sister-in-law spent about 2 years in Del Rio , TX when my brother was stationed there in the air force . She said this happened to her more than once ( seeing huge tarantula in the road from a distance while driving ) . It was enough of a nope for me to never visit while they lived there . I'm in DE now , have very bad arachnophobia and am wondering if these things can live outside in our cold climate . After reading your story I'm sufficiently worried that the answer is yes . And i behind you as well . Be cool to see some pics when it's done . Being newer I haven't seen many premade mats yet , but appreciate all of them . One guy I played Sunday at Game Day had a dark blue with maybe dark gray words across it . Not sure if it was a tournament win , but he seemed to adore it . Im a Mid at ASU Wat . People use electric toothbrushes to get off ? ? * * vespa to hayabusa Does ... Does this really happen ? Not a single mention of 9Muses ? Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you . Quit hogging all the NSA tinfoil with suspicious wires What's wrong with life for you ? My trash can just exploded with zombie toilet paper tubes . Are you role-playing ? You were being a liar there for misrepresenting my impression of you being upset as being unfounded , when your first comment was obviously super-upset . I don't want to flame with you , I like you dude , so I'm out . But don't be untruthful like that , at least outside of games for fun . That's bullshit , and being a fucking twat , as opposed a likeable dick . Cat Mario . Just like a kitty Cold toilet water ? Everyone . I have that keyboard ! But it doesn't look as sticky as yours .. Nope , seems about right for gold . Seriously Sounds like the mouth of a sea urchin on the WTF front page Considering the epidemic of single mothers there , maybe they don't ... not for the girl ripped in halves Great stuff , but most mobile users , such as I , can't read that or see hardly any of it . I second / u / staid , the Says the person whose first two words in their username are mother fuckin Heyyyy those aren't pumpkins . Setting up your environment . Many places have guidelines on what tools / software they allow and even more strict guidelines on what you can install . Want that text editor you love to use ? Fill out an IT request form for it to be installed and wait a week Produced by Torn Ranch . My work VPN calls your cell phone to ask for a pin when you log in . EVERY time I put in my password , my phone rings and the first thing that goes through my head is " who the hell is calling me . I'm trying to get started on some work . " Every . Time ... dad beat It's been 4 fucking years already ? ! Only 1 out of how many ? It became sentient Comic Sans And then someone replaced the all occurrences of " purportedly " with " literally " . YOU FORGOT THE CHEEKS . You should've just turned left I thought I was clicking on this to see Batman . I am disappoint . They want to privatize The Police ? MOTHER OF GOD ! Well .... bulldoze the whole fucking house build a new one . Cheaper and quicker than cleaning it ..... Will solve their plumbing problem , since there will be a whole new one Fist me . Smithing now grants experience depending on the level of the item crafted . This trick is super outdated and adds to the lack of funny . Kum Bubble I read your name as " Islammunist " Right there with you . * * After some time , Tanyu returns , clean and wearing Sessho's clothes ... which are surprisingly similar to her own . Except for health ed * * I mine my own BTC and for a while I was day trading . I didn't want to borrow his money I wanted him to buy BTC . WHAT ABOUT VITA ? What's the point in a discussion when the other side is going to blithely misrepresent my views . Don't you EVER tell me what I can and can't do ! Always bothers me seeing trucks like that . You lift to fit tires , not to be the douche with the tallest truck in the mall parking lot . 2WD ... That's the pot of gold . That shit right there isssss money Yep . My husband's aunt kept saying " well hubby's mom had to work right after she had him and I worked . We do what we have to and you should be okay with it , too " . It just got a A girl in 7th grade asked if the Middle Ages were the 1950 ' s . Inbox . before anyone tells you otherwise , they are the product of a natural mutation in their myostatin genes ( which stops muscle building ) , not some freak experiment . I listened to someone argue that they were just that , as a reason to not eat beef . got commando garen Hey now , I know how those bad boys work So is butthole corn ... But ya know some people are just all about it The thing is , is that I always try to be calm at first . And whenever I try to be calm , it's like he uses that against me and pushes me until I fucking crack and become emotional again … he knows me weaknesses And what are you using for manual gears ? Tie Fighters . You forgot the yaww . Im keeping my eye on you A better question is who in their right mind sends an email like that ? Great . Now I have something to dream about tonight I feel bad for her kid . just visited that facebook , looks like they are doing " raves " at the bowling alley now ... I was so ready to reset the clock ヽ ༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ ノ RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS ヽ ༼ Persia in Alexandria ? Jax ... ass ? You actually had a decent fucking post until you referred to your dentist as " that nigger " . TF looks girly Oh , he knows I know . Part of the reason his porn folder is so big is because he uses it for reference . Every once in a while I'll spy a pornographic image on the living room computer and come trotting in for sexy times , only to discover he's got the easel out and every possible fuck-surface covered in pens , pencils , sharpeners , and erasers . The rapist ( which just autocorrected to Taoist on my phone Oh aye ... " Grand Slam " Champions at that ! It's not a big deal . " THAT night " ... Wow that blood really looks like tomato paste Cue the sparkle for new apps You're the first person I've ever given gold to . I'm reading the broken arms thread and saw your " This is family time damnit ... Is that a TV in a bathtub ? Hedgehog ? It does need to pass , though I'm quite disappointed transgendered people are excluded from the bill ... Well that's helpful As a college student who has a 2011 nissan sentra , you made me rethink getting a gt500 for graduation . Thanks I found my mom on there . Funny thing , I was at a mall the other day and the Christmas trees were up Not sure if NSFW Why doesn't my thief ever find pristine ones That , sir , sounds like a good argument . Until you realise that Aquaman sucks and noone wants to have Aquaman afiliated with your movie . ( Oh god I just imagined Aquaman to be in the recent Batman movies That sounds hilarious ! attempted murder to instill a catholic monarch . what's ... er , not to celebrate ? The amount of down votes on my post is too damn high ! ! I thought This was a place where we could discuss something . I believe you're right . That sidearm looks suspiciously familiar . OOC : Wat . Get off my case u / LinkFixerBotSnr I told you we're finished ! Stop making me look bad in front of other users . Every.damn.time Think of the poor sod that TOOK THE DAMNED PHOTOGRAPH I know what you're talking about . I feel them . I've never felt them before .. coincidentally this episode is playing , mhhhhhhhhhm Because it's wrong to give money to an organs action that teaches irrational concepts , and the group is also saturated with pedophiles . Haha - post the write up , please . Reminds me of the joke were you redefine ` true ` and ` false ` using the C / M4 preprocessor , except this is built into the language ... first raise it ヽ ༼ ຈل ͜ ຈ ༽ then lower it ノ ( / r / creepy My thought the first playthough was " Why didn't they fucking check the connection while they were down there ? You'd think they'd be all like , ' Okay , we only get one shot at this , better not fuck it up ' " . Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number You were standing right by the cool automated bathroom box , weren't you ? Its a shame OP camera is archaic .. I had a similar experience even though I don ` t even drink or smoke ... The psychiatrist just told me that I ´ m fat , so fat , then I tried to tell her about my issues but he kept telling me that I was fat ... Then he tried to sell me some naturist cure . Well just today , some guy sat at the bus stop and lit up a huge spliff . I was choked out with the smell of weed . Then he stunk the whole bus out with the smell of weed and I think he put the newly lit spliff in his pocket . why ? ‎ I don't know what you're thanking people for , those damn things are all over my facebook Not even going to bother with this one ... I would say 720p until confirmed by pixel counters . A Seattle sports team lives within them , if they start getting more pro sports teams , non of them will ever win a championship Meanwhile one of my acquaintances is spamming battle at me That hair cut .. smart ass i AM Japanese ... His account is as old as his comment . Did he really sign up for reddit to say that ? In my opinion the dumbest thing about the thread is where the guy points out that we should have an open Canada / US border and is downvoted to hell and told that crossing the border is like robbery , and we need that border to protect Canadian culture and save the welfare state somehow . Canadian " left " nationalism at its finest & ndash ; you can drive from Scotland to Moldova without crossing a controlled border , but if we dare to relax our grip on the 49th parallel it's * finis Canadia * . You just happen to remember this from two years ago ? I have no freaking idea lol . I just got it out of my toy box one day and was like : We shouldn't have to search . The mobile apps have live following info . Why can't the 360 or X1 ? ! ? ! I thought you were only supposed to post * classy * pictures . Did the meaning of " lol ! " change without me knowing it or something ? the thumbnail made it look like a horrible gash ! They didn't wear gloves . TvTropes said that if anyone saw those two words , they would get angry , I didn't . Oh man this is gonna be a real expensive month ... I noticed it in that Best / Worst song thread too . You've got a + 12 next to your name from all the upvotes I've given you , but yet someone keeps downvoting you So if they are kicked you can have bone shattered on them , not a awesome upgrade " Oh yes , there is definitely a place . " Tanyu leads the way to the inn so they can get a room . Any TL ;D Rs ? I don't understand Why is Tierno on the cover ... ? That's what WE said the year BEFORE last . T-The fuck am I reading on here ? I don't know what to think anymore ლ ( Yeah , my dad's wife's hairdryer went the way of a smoky death despite all precautions taken to the contrary AND a stepdown converter . Cue a transatlantic shopping spree at Boot's wherein yr faithful correspondent is describing hair length and quality variables through to a confused father who is then shouting them at wife who can't be bothered to come to the phone . He promises to give you forever , but not those three words . Are you saying that an uncut penis leads to bullying ? Where the hell do you live ? Well I feel less sorry for McLeod now played with him last night It's literally not . I've read it twice now . There's nothing satirical in that article , and it's citations wash with wikipedia . You're the sixth person to say this I'll get right on that It's educational I was also baffled by the announcer saying " Griffin gets hit hard " then you see Ibaka getting all ball and his arm barely falling onto Griffin . And a cheese grater / lemon spritzer thing A good night kiss . Can't tell if That actually makes me cringe , I'd hope he clean the ball after to make it perfectly round This was uncomfortably long Brainfart on my part . Of course ! I generally look poorly upon morbidly obese folks . Ill be honest , it ticks me off . Don't even get me started on the ones that ask me to fill out a mound of paperwork for their " I'm too damn fat to support myself anymore " electric wheelchair . Is there anything similar to correct my hips tilting forward ? I'm 10st and skinny , yet my posture gives me a belly when I stand relaxed Oxidizing chemical with sugar ... potassium nitrate . Smoke bomb : It's no big deal , at least the game itself runs well ... And as a 17 year old And now you just reminded me that Jim Davidson exists . Thanks Really disappointing year , seemed to revolve around Eastenders , One Direction , Jedward and musicals Avatar Roku had a dragon named Fang . Many people lashed out over the " toxic community " comments , then they go on to prove them . Oh reddit . I thought that said " anal inversion " . That's an image I'll have to live with forever A few ? More like a metric ass ton ' cause no one told you . why didn't you ask ? > burning the tapes ( It will be easier in the years to come , many things will unravel the world as we know it . I feel it , the quantum theory is the key behind it all , the more we become better at understanding its mysteries the better we will master everything in our reality .. All I could think is " Nike's really pushing their Soccerline hard now " Yea , I was agreeing , I'm not sure I want to know what was realy going on Loco Cycle : . 5 I can lend you my stick [ ] ( / lyrabrows " This is how the dating sims end " ) I like how when CL asks if the new album is coming out , and Bom just goes , " hmm ... NOBODY KNOWS As an Eagles fan I never win whenever the giants and patriots play Reminds me of this time where this bully person thought it was a good idea to latch on to my back at the deep end of the pool in 4th grade or something . I was submerged for a good 30-45 seconds , in complete panic because it was physically impossible for me to get up . When I started yelling at him in tears after he let me go , and explained to the teacher , she just said I shouldn't blame others for being scared of the deep end This is the reason I don't like rob ford . It not even about the crack itself , it's that he is lowering the standards for the office , and turning it into a twisted little game . I don't want politicians that are like that of the United States . I would argue that even people living in the US don't want politicians like that . Your wife , but not you ? I don't get the last one , " tuck it for you ... " I had an average childhood How about we cut the pay of the upper executives ? Your company just made you switch to the ribbon ? A bug , I was sleeping and the little fucker managed to get inside my ear It's been out of control for a long , long time now Yes . And they are purple for me Which one of you assholes asked for the paradise van ... Klatschpappen in Wembley Hummels injured Um , no . At least half that list is absurd . My boss today saw my NCSU travel mug , and said " I thought their color was light blue ? " Yea , its like they just did care about the rest of the game because it looked like such crap Penis and vagina ...... Her laugh ... Because the Catholic church never once changed its mind on anything the USA I've been itching to try it ! I finally had enough money to make a purchase , and then I find out it could be dangerous ! This is the second sim with a boner I've seen posted here in like three days . they look great , but feel wrong . Just like Trialed and Tribbleations .... I'm sure I've seen this font somewhere before lol , yes young man , I remember you . I'm a straight female and I kind of was fixated on it for a few seconds there . WELL PATRICK PETERSON COLORS OUTSIDE THE LINES Please can I has link TIL : Hispanics don't know what a sandwich is . These people ? Have you ever even met a Saudi before ? Why the generalization ? Our government is absolutely fucked up and we know that , but you can't blame the people . Or at LEAST not all of them What is in Cheese Brine ? Oh right , salt . " I adopted a child from overseas to rescue him from child labor factories and on his very first birthday we went ... to build a bear workshop . " The biggest , blackest cock ? OP uses his for dutch ovens ... Why I clicked that Um I think it might just be illegal What your code It's not ironic at all . We're a bit busy designing things for other people for money . If we had time to sit around and play we'd probably do one of the hundred and fifty thousand personal / friend projects we have waiting . thats not a full name Bake I The A Bake Aka Aka no i bake the bake instead { 10 ] OMG yug :D As long as he doesn't trust kristall to have him a good warp-in on a worm hole entrance on highsec he should be alright This guy was fapping and posted the wrong link That should be worth way more than twenty fucking dollars . Greta Van Susteren There needs to be a way to log into the site . How this was overlooked is beyond me . Sound like evolution I don't want to be alive to witness how exactly would you use this for evil 5 moves and leer doesn't confuse the enemy , it lowers defense . These events should bee for favorites only . I'd guess that a lot of things were left out due to having to put resources into the whole 180 reversal . Dammit . I wish I didn't get that reference . I seriously am baffled by how jaded a lot of people coming into this thread are . Not you in particular but a bunch that have wasted time posting , " fake ! " What is so mind boggling impossible about a story like this that this could have never happened ? That someone's family experienced tragedy and a child doesn't yet understand the concept of death ? Is it that someone showed empthy ? Is it your life was drama free so therefor no one else is possible of experiencing anything different from you ? Seriously what ? Does the curtains match the drapes ? ( * Kai , surprised to hear someone , turns around * " HEY ! Mitsu ! Look what the cat dragged in . I see you got my notice ! At least SOMEONE is finally here . " I got my first at 8 . Because being passive aggressive is always great for roommate relationships . * delicious * He's going to make a house out of bodies ? That movie turns me into a sobbing mess . The last time I watched it , I was gripping my Akita the entire time . Marley & Me can't even compare . * She makes a Fuck you . Plz no ! Holy shit dude Come on .. Buy the four pack and gift me one Fuck that shit , the owner is an elephant poaching asshole who supports the NSA and Internet regulation . This is what makes r / Australia garbage . Every post has some nut spruiking their political team and espousing the shit-ness of the other side . That's my line I dunno .... " You only yolo once " huh ? YOYO ... ... you can't bill a 14 year old ... Not really a name , but one of my friends always refers to her clitoris as " the small man in a boat " , which is just ... Just ... Wha ... wha is actually going on here ? Cats don't smell . Dogs always do . Even after a bath . You know , it would be a lot better if you could point out what we should be looking for at least OP I get the feeling that you're still talking about women . But when I * actually do * talk , people interrupt me and never let me finish and I feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me ... ! never I thought my tits would make an appearance I will I will it will ! ! ! Please do this ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Drunk while reading weird stuff on reddit . " Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere " That's awesome ! I wish I knew how to make plushies . Well most PC gamers originally came from consoles , so we know all about the pros and cons of both . When we act superior , it isn't to piss off the console crowd ( even though it's funny for some ) . It's because we genuinely think that it's the better option for gamers . We understand that consoles work for many , but it feels like an obligation for us to convert everyone to PC . It's sort of like a twisted religion I guess I shouldn't have smiled at this . I believe the owner of the film may give a shit What the fuck What makes Russian's ties more legit than Turkey's which has been a member of every type of European association from the start while Russia and Cold War was in full erect against the whole Europe ? We have a bot for this now ? They are tastier after being adored for a while Working off the clock ? Sounds like some serious sex education Colour Correction . They actually sell those I believe there is something better than boobs . It's even more boobs . Or the more believable " my dad works at Microsoft and he'll console ban you . " A 5 yr old wouldn't hurt a pink deer . An adult on the other hand ....... I may regret sharing this , but one time , I was * sooo * stopped up after a marijuana binge I had to use a * spoon * to get " it " all out Wearing a tux to a white tie event ? I'm an Alex at a [ 6 } I thought someone laced our bud with something for a second Lettuce also grows like that but the stalks are the size of a tree . Yeah no , not all french canadians talk like that . Thanks for generalizing Woah . I really need some sleep . I * somehow * managed to read " llamas " as " italians " and got really confused . Nothing worse than using that and having your finger rip through the paper and accidentally fingering yourself > Sex Partner A - Dafuq ? He certainly wasn't . He was a Mongol . It is ? Weird and creepy , on a website that has a sub with dudes sticking glass jars up their ass or maggots down their dicks . Yeaa ... Alright And why he didn't kill him afterwards . Says eastindiancompany . Labour was in power until recently , that means they knew the content of the treaty and declined to disclose it while still in power . FUCK THE STEELERS ! so google has a giant child porn data base ? I need this I just took him to the vet too and he wouldn't pee on their stupid little plants so they could take a urine sample ! ! ! ლ ( I like the one where the govt spreads these " theory's " so they can seem more powerful , like they can control and are behind everything to the conspirists . I just saw that pall walker was killed by a drone strike These bots already downvoted your comment on your own post . Charmander edition : I love that burning feeling ... Dat Wings stare This post may actually matter to me if they would release spotify in canada .... You may have heard of it , third biggest country in the world , part of the british commonwealth .... That was awesome ... until I tried to view some of them ... and they're in JPG format . NAT where NAT should not be . This time .. ? Boy , there is so much humor in this post . I can't stop laughing , OP . He just credit carded the whole rail Makes you wonder what it uses as a vine They need to score points to win this game ... Have you considered one of those cones they put on dogs ? 5 bitcoins is worth thousands of dollars Reminds me of good old * * Won't biting her cheek like that with a weak immune system lead to an infection that might kill her . Hot coffee all over my clothes . Thanks man Wow , mind = blown TIL if a guy is rejected : either the girl is a bitch in sort of way , or the guy is so obviously unreasonable for feeling sad or somewhat angry due to rejection , and there is no medium or middle ground . Reddit needs to get its shit together ... The rejectors and the rejected . I don't think I've ever seen a better IRL When I opened the link I got " You Are Banned . " 3 of them ? I'll do some pixel art of it if you'd like . There are patches of menstruation waste in some spots I like my lovemaking like I like my victims , bleeding and dead . ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Beautiful scene ... but Ali M . Needs his ass kicked , badly . New York , there's a safe city ... He was most definitely just standing there , making uncomfortable prolonged eye-contact There's a selfie thread right below you Because the world didn't view us as America's lapdog already . It's like he just wants to help .... " We are in the low teens " I can't believe it , but he is almost right 1 hour ? That's ages . What if I get bored ? I need a television , a couple of book , does anybody want to play chess , bring me knitting . Was wondering the same . I'm from Germany , have done my fair bit of ice skating during winter and fell a total of 1 time . Let it LOOOOAAAD . My fucking dad called me while I was at the hospital with my wife giving birth , to ask how to fix the TV reception ... THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING CUPCAKEBLOWS WOULD SAY semi ? Oh sorry thanks for explaining it sometimes I forget your better and above every other fucking person on this planet Give us Molly > Yea . Fuck . I left him in by accident . He's been told he looks like a less paralyzed Sylvester Stallone before ? Easy there , Paul Ruben ! That username " chubby stick " " Hearing AIDS " is a terrible way to describe deafness . What kind of brew kettle is that - seems to have instructions for cooking children on the side I might be oblivious ... But why ? I just realized my reddit App can do this : Maybe , but ... I'm not a male . This is more WTF than the post . No , look at his post history . There are several JIDF , or something to that effect , in this thread . Look at some of those down voted in this thread . All they talk about is Israel , and do nothing but defend Israel and discredit anything that may imply Israel has done anything remotely wrong . It's bizarre . I'm kind of freaked out because I've heard of this , but have never seen it in action . O man , this was me a few months ago ... And I also bought Basilisk . I inherited some reddit gold Well now I have to go back Just when Pep was starting to gain some of my good faith , He calls a double reverse . Wouldn't it be two lives by then Sonic ..... ? ' Nameless Horror has no name . ' I was really hoping to see a That's nothing compared to the Punchline in title Mother of all things ... Most people Google it and copypasta the characters ( or even have a Word document or something with them ) , but I use PhraseExpress to automate " LoDis " and have it turned into Sorry , did you mean a Juche 73 moment ? Quantum lotus I disagree with this statement . Although you may have the statistics somewhat accurate . Regardless , one successful terrorist attack can wipe all of those percentiles out . Every country suffers from police brutality , gang violence , serial killers etc ... All it takes is a devastating terrorist plot , successfully carried out , to destroy everything we have . Thanks to our ingenious government / moron president we become all the more vulnerable day by day . And .... now I'm under NSA surveillance , so while they're reading this FUCK YOU GUYS " I've honestly never thought about it , what about you ? " I think I'm setting myself up for failure by trying to put a number on things ( Be prepared to expel , though . I almost never swallow . I love having my husband cum in my mouth , but I > One Christmas he bought me a shower handle so I could hold onto it and he could fuck me in the shower . The giving season yes , that is a dog , and yes , those are his eyes . > What's funny about this situation is the reddit mob wouldn't be as outraged if it was a prisoner killing a guard Baiting ? Bragging ? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BOTS GOD DAMNI Nice shot . It's weird that the TV clock was so far off from the official game clock . The TV clock shows the ball going through the net with 1.9 seconds left , but the game clock shows . 4 seconds . Can we figure out why she pees standing up ? yes because smoking pot is clearly the gateway to molesting children ... Yep . I just love me a neck beard . Yeezus juice ? Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad Asumizu puts his hand up in Nen's direction and increases his So they * do * care about the design ? Cat's expression : Neither of those guys are black . As a Micheal , fuck you . Polygamy Porter Yay ! You can have sex with 9 - year-olds ! An'nai and nen stop there little I've just been asked by my institution to do a Tedx talk and am intensely reluctant for this very reason . I can't stand the earnestness and stilted showmanship of normal Ted talks , and it's worse in Tedx . So much cringe . Not sure I can get out of it , though . That I really hate most Indian , Pakistani , and Arab men . I live in a muslim country and after several years ... I'm just completely done with being stared at like a piece of meat , every single day , every single time I leave the house . And approached and harassed everywhere I go . They all think that blonde hair = hooker . Just look at them like this Wearing headphones when I'm home alone . Yeah , I know the doors are locked . But still . Scary shit . With that username I wouldn't be surprised that he / she is a pedophile Or you could use mega , they give you 50 gigs , you don't have to pay money to keep it up after a year , and they won't sell your information to NSA . What was the original post ? And have you confronted him , and could you get that confrontation on video ? One time at the gun shop the employee claimed this was " the perfect backpack gun " . Wow , Reddit , way to not get a * Princess Bride * joke . Buy bitcoins ! Ron Burgundy Thanks . Part 4 is delayed a little .... might be late tonight . If it is agreeable , I would like to kidnap your voice and wear it as my own . Though I feel like a woman with that voice wouldn't be nearly as charming . That's the second time you've spelled " year " as " ear " ... That just sounds a bit * rapey * to me Tough season when Neal has become a ' key player ' You were allowed to swear and carry on like an ass in your elementary school I've never known how to bring this up but I stopped eating cole slaw from local restaurants because sometimes they taste like cum . It's like a smell that you can taste and that's what cole slaw tastes like to me . And it makes me wonder what the " secret ingredient " really is .... That is one creepy mothafucka ! ! ! Twins ... Man , that chic sounds like the ones in movies . They intentionally kiss you and make it like you kissed them . I'd be psycho too if you cut eye holes in a bag , put it over my head , then posted on reddit for karma Touch é ! ლ ( Didn't see that one coming So much bullshit on the DVD sets ... an you can only get the " complete series " on Blu-ray I * honestly * only found out a couple weeks ago that this was sung by a guy ! I often have to prepare an outline so that my mind doesn't blank out . Including writing down my home address . " Awww how cute the dog wants to stop her from rolli - - .... Thumbnail didn't load . Clicked anyway . Ah so that's why I have literally no allergies from anything ... My mom always told me she ate a lot of nuts ... Oh yeah , if you like Nexus devices , you're automatically labelled as a Nexus elitist ( ... I'm an Asian man . Have no family Anal , cactus .. ( Needs a banana for scale Your username That title wtf , yikes ! That should not happen with any modern firearm . Billions for the war on drugs . Billions for the Pentagon and DoD . Billions for NSA spying . Billions to bail out banks . Not enough to catch rapists unless you want to pay more taxes . Saw a guy on campus wearing " keep calm and swag on " I see what you mean Edit : typos and I discovered alien blue has a / u / sasukefan 99 Hur kan en " störande gäst " vara en som gillar Shoreline ? Mårten har allvarliga problem att ta itu med innan han kan tro att sådana här artiklar får genomslag Really ? Well ..... the wealthy ones at least . ' Than ' Well it's too late now . Newfoundland and Osaka times are off Absolutely not ! Erm okay No Edelmen ? 1 ) Are you being serious ? Does the kid on the right have a play station 1 controller Why were half of the related videos about suicide ? Your soul if anything . Very impressive I expected " you smooth fucker " I jailbroke my iPad Mini without issue the day I got it , I just happened to fresh DFU restore to 7.0 . 4 it in iTunes . Didn't know this was an issue until I looked online It's pretty much a death sentence . That's exactly what my shift was , though I didn't exactly volunteer Maybe you were too hung up on being a grammar nazi to realize that the answer is " to become a brand ambassador . " My point to that is that few people know good design when they see it and you have to guide them . Tell a client they have no clue and let me know how that turns out for you . Yes Bo Ryan hemmed and hawed about where he could go and who could contact him because Uthoff wouldn't talk to him Join the rest of the staff doing the same thing . Maybe you can make a friend in imagineering . That was my plan but customer service is closed this time of night . I finally found out how to remove it using SMS protect , it was frustrating trying to find the correct form though . Talk show hose Let's just say that I'd break you . You would be my pet . Any Line You better have cleaned them boxes afterwards ... I don't know if I should up vote this or down vote this Leg , " hey want to do something active ? " " Here in Holland we just got breaking bad on netflix * last week * Don't bother with installing AppSync unless you're a developer ( I see we have a professional in the building , I would recommend starting with the engine oil first . ( Enlighten me ... I thought you were trolling at first but you may have a point ! Probably some customer retention policy . It's cool everyone . Our president has the Nobel Peace Prize , so you know we'll all be safe . No trolling But - but ... Persona is awesome ... don't make me downvote you The first thing that happened when I opened the game was that it asked me if I wanted to pay to unlock all the levels The writer's name Like his parents were dead ? ! Kings island . I go there . Ok .. Who the f * * k started this damn Creepy Bot ? ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ This is my second Post , where he post this Smile What could possibly go wrong with that ? You couldn't possibly chalk that one up to business pressures and tight deadlines . Yup , got an email yesterday saying that we are " essential employees " and that we should show up . Turns out the higher ups are are not considered essential and all called out . Nen is definitely No ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Florida fans Who is taking these pictures ? No because in this case he would be watching by a baddass himself . > I too am low on Vitamin D though I'm not trying to get pregnant Proof that there is no such thing as intelligent design , putting a fun thing inside our butt . Intelligent my ass ! DAE TIL ITT ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ OH SHIT Yikes ! We paid 60 + for a rat terrier and then a black lab . I've since buried a cat , 2 rats and a stray dog . That's a lot of dead animals ... A grandpa lathering up an ecstatic Senator . Grass on skin feels nice until it starts making you itch for no good reason . Being hairy Yeah , like C . or ASM . Totally generic and slow . Thanx so much for the flick tips ! as usual ........ Looks nice but the German translation of the App Store text , particularly the images , is just " tried " She was no virgin Not right now you don't im not seein any tyrouges ( Your " father's suit " ... Surrrre . There is a p I think it was curry So you had this figured out all along I meant the last three , obviously My scalp gets pretty oily , but NEVER has it produced any such thing as in that picture . On the other hand , you just bought $ 25 worth of Monster Energy drink As I read your comment Sunderland scores Being balanced around conquest doesn't mean that conquest is balanced ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) CALM YOUR DONGERS ノ ( So I started doing " dad " Scott ? TIL pornstars I know , have celebrity look-alikes OP got my hopes up , making me think that the full legalization bill was passed ... The guy in the middle is just like your user name Like that spoiled lazy brat Bill Gates , if he wouldn't have been born into that billionaire family he would have never became the richest man in America . That is the changelog That also says nothing about government propaganda . Where are you getting these Dream Ball females ? Close the door behind you This tweak was the single reason I Iost my jailbreak on iOS 6 . Never again Dominant . I think it would be a great addition if more than half of the people that post their collections would answer the questions * ( without having to be reminded ) * in the first place . Are hero .. Check the username in comment post . I read " Man gets homeless teenager ... " And thought , Yeah ! What a good guy helping the homeless ... then I read the rest ... Never getting the parcel is a real cost saver I thought this was a test drive . He deserved it At least he could have " hold my beer , watch this " on his grave stone Is the front one robot ? I've gotta tell you : I've gone from : ' give him the benefit of the doubt ' to : Priorities . The chick at the end of the line No . Figure the DDos dildo is attacking again , or hirez just has bad servers * * My only question OP , is why you won't meet me Not as good as the original game . In my experience it's only a taboo subject around other women , which I really don't understand . I felt ashamed of masturbation until a few years ago despite it never being discussed with me as a kid / teen . Hell , the only sex talk I ever got from my mum was " don't give blow jobs , it's yucky since that's where pee comes from " when I was 19 and had disregarded this " advice " a lot already . Kinda makes me glad she never had a proper sex talk with me Yeah , it's always nice to see people get concussed . Don't have a hard drive He's going to SKIN it alive and eat it right ? Am I right ? Isn't this that PETA video ? Haha exactly , we all thought it was hilarious on our trip to Germany , because we are all totally grown up and mature adults ... What's with typing the names in the wrong order ? ? ? They aren't really , random people ignoring the giant signs . They're there for a reason . Some guy had sex with a goat . I love you . What the actually fuck dude .. That must be a gross looking vag , then That sucks bro want a little salt to rub in that wound ? Got a friend with inside track on Sherlock I'm gonna watch the third episode in ten minutes . It use to be the the Care Bear theme , but my girlfriend is racist against Teddy Bears , so she made me change it to the theme for Game of Thrones . Why would the devil be designing his own prison ? Video is private All I can think of is Charlie's Chocolate Factory . Wood . Ryuka and Tomo are their children ? no . Like . Im actually her dad though . Awww ! Someone cares about me enough to spell my name right . Am very confused . At first I thought the " beating me up " part was kinda like a habit of brothers sisters growing up , but then you mentioned that you dated him for ages . So now I'm thinking that the beating up part is somehow related to domestic violence which is a big If you knew the whole story you would know I literally can't talk to him without straight raging at him lol . This is the guy that got pissed at me for surprising him with a cruise for his birthday because " you need to take into consideration my work schedule , you cant just plan trips whenever " I would tell you , but I'm afraid Verizon might block this part of reddit if I do . I think maybe I need to get off reddit for a while . I read fucks a horse instead of fucks up a house I hate you so much right now We know . They may not know . But we know It's shit like this that shows me how fucked our government is and how beyond the rule of law those in power have become . All these posts , and no pictures . How managed they to remove the Guccissima-Pattern from the Gucci Shoppingbag ? You lost me at " she is 17 " Why have you picked Skrtel ? Liverpool leak goals in ! It is real , very real That's gross I almost was There were 200 people on that bus ? ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ Elephants Guide Me ( ノ You might have the last supply of ludes known ! How does that thing fly ? Especially with just two engines ? " Finn " + Not Finnish flag . I really wish she was . Thank you OMGWOWLOL THAT RHYMES Whoa , that's actually a good observation ! ( Over 2K likes . Why can't people support metal and go on r / metal ? > Take up the white man's burden ! The dolphin king is waiting .... What the actual fuck You again ! ! ! ! What is Kaepernick wearing ? That's a pool ... Not a kiddie pool .. Dr . Mun'Zix Lol I remember this from yesterday , was definitely a troll . Sadly I fell for it out of pure curiosity . Dude gets the whole party together , then leaves for his " LoL tourney " ... Needless to say we all said fuck that shit and left . What weirds me out is I know a couple who looks almost exactly like this . Golden showers aren't cold . On my last flight the woman in the middle seat had her seat , 2 armrests , and at least half of my seat Same ! You can also insert the look of disapproval ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well , you're one of the most considerate OPs I've seen in a while . Almost ... * too * considerate ... You wish . When I'm done with you your farts won't make a noise for weeks Wow I use iTunes Emma . You are a redditor And you are ? I hope not " Tried my hand . " The tunnel starts bleeding at the end ... I think you should go for a walk outside ... How would he know ? At the game ... apparently it's Israel Night for the rockets ? Omri just called himself the " Rocket in Israel . " Every single thread Hell , I went to 13 years of Catholic schooling in New Orleans , and I didn't see crap this bad . What did she want ? Por eso no podemos tener cosas bonitas You're thinking margarita glasses , right ? What have you done Let me help ; No . Then I think you might be playing on the wrong server # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link Bus on the left is Yeah , but 5 year olds aren't generally familiar with how black holes are formed . There's 8 people there Yeah , soon as he put that large horizontal stroke on the ' F ' I went There were actually a ton of comments below of people saying " A " " A , go kill yourself . " " there is beautiful * bitches * " ? the busiest store in midland / odessa .... eight bucks an hour not cool , google . Amd the tub is all CBC : Kind of a quiet night for Ovechkin even though he has a goal He knows . Umm ... question : am I the only one wondering where the fuck their parents were ? ? ? What is this , barrister crew check in ? Message to Congress : > > I mean , I love Beelzebub as much as anyone , buttt ... One of my students ( high schooler ) told me that it was time for me to dye my hair again because he could see my grays ... I'm 32 " He said not to cry or he'd get more turned on . " ಠ_ಠ " he hopes I feel bad . " ಠ_ಠ insults you for voluntarily doing something nice for him . If they have the technology of space travel and can harness the power needed to do so , then why would Earths commerce be of importance that they would need to interfere ? " Highly illogical , Captain . " God how did I find all this stuff so awesome be4 I enlisted . Mountain Dew can is not open definitely had a similar touch moment with my husband .... and also a room full of strangers at a party who tried to skip the song when playing the album through The worst is somebody designed this and thought " yes . this looks good . " Gosh dangit Waait a second , those pictures in the slideshow have nothing to do with the accompanying text or this rumored phone shouldn't this be an insanity wolf meme ? They had better not touch Rin's Class S ZR All those lowercase Kerbins Is your username a lie too ? " This video is not available in your country " .... You're helping me when I finish the one I'm doing next . What the fuck Since when do gays have all the money in the world ? Anyone ? Listen to yourselves . Where's this area ? I dont recall adventuring through any swampland .. ... That was intended as a witty jab at us discussing things we have no control nor expert knowledge over . Not the same people ( sometimes ... So he rejects other utopia's for being to " fascist " and then describes some Germanic warrior society with survival of the fittest as a foundation of interactions between males . Fuck the Atlanata rush hour I render . GIFs larger than 8MB in Photoshop " Pulled the plug ... " So much going on in this picture . That's the real question What are you bringing into / r / touhou I heard you do all kinds of stuff there . Excuse my noob shibe self , but wtf is a satoshi ? Damn that bot was fast . Can I have you come whenever just by putting this But ... you're wrong I finished everything and now I'm bored .. Those textures So it's bullshit to you because you can't be bothered to check the facts against yours ? Which are of course 1000 % accurate and people shouldn't bother checking them because you did it for them ... Was half expecting for the ass to turn out to be something like a man's ass or something that would make him go Yeah bitches love a good vocab . Unless the new parent is not the biological parent . I'm not even homophobic , but after the tenth time I have to hear him mention which dicks he would like to ride Freedom never sleeps . The pyramid in the background of Iron Solari Leona has the ( And his other posting is a 5/5 review for Pastry Push on BB10 I hate that I opened this thread looking for this clip . I disapprove of the NBN we're getting . Oh yes I am sure a person paid half a million for a seat at the game ( What do you mean " you people ? " Riot you naught boy , i remember they saying Ashe is fine she just needs a raise in popularity and then you release the most beautiful and charming skin ever made What about before the 2 decades The instamash next to the tp ... How do we remember ? Certainly not by him putting ' - Reagan ' after everything ! Are you planning to commit a murder ? Is not funny . Is life in Moscow At least the flavor fits in . ( That was efficient . I live there . Fortaleza , Brazil . Our infrastructure is so bad , that it only takes a couple of dozen droplets of rain to inundate the whole f ... city . Wow , almost seems like Amazon's carrying out some sort a plan to screw with you Or alternatively : 4,3 , Start a kickstarter for a car And longer reach than the MHA whip thing that's looped ( 4 " reach , by the way ... ham ... wallet . Oh god .... Looks at username , looks at flair - - I'm always kind of wishey washy on Schilling because on the one hand he was definitely in the right place at the right time for the Red Sox , but on the other hand , afterward , his born again Christian fundamentalism kind of gets on my nerves How old were they ? ノ ( You know there's a book that tells you what to do . He still paid for the iPhone tho This is a new thing to me - are caliper covers for uh .. putting on your stock brake calipers to make them look aftermarket and / or larger than they actually are ? If so ... I stopped reading after the sunset one . I don't want to belittle anyone , but * really * ? Sad thing is this sounds like my last relationship The origin of that username Petrucci's pants . point of a snap chat is to not post their face on the internet asshole ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I saw ads for Google + ( My table saw is my favorite toy ... FOR SHAME WICKD ! Man I can see myself in the MC . What's more is we have the same last name . LET THE FREE MARKET DO ITS JOB Oh my god , I now know how to post pics and do this What is with all the animal penises I'm seeing today ? ? ? Well ! I look forward to * not * seeing it on NBC tonight just because no Americans won . " separated * by * his parents " Good to hear your feedback , now go wash your hands young lady Look into my eyes It's been my replacement for Dexter . Hopefully .... They don't follow their mistakes I never thought a game on my wrist would become my archenemy . You mean rape ... Not just the fifth ring though , the Americas ring . I didn't realise the colours represented the globe , until my Mum told me today . Maybe not a malfunction after all C . Krit Polis . Even better Yes , the athletes dedicate and train their whole lives for the chance to compete just so they can show off their uniforms . I know most aren't huge on jailbreaking but you honestly could and download the ~ ~ api ~ ~ ipa for free instead of paying a hundred grand for a phone That's just what my father would say ! ......... MAYBE ? ! How come the DC area doesn't have anything close to stuff like this . Closest thing I have seen are a bunch of AE tassel loafers . Yes . Raping people is something that should be avoided because ... it could result in a jail sentence . That's definitely the main reason not to rape people . Yes , the main thing here is his jail sentence , and not the trauma and violation suffered by his victim . you poor thing , i don't know how you go on . We need more people with dragon-type ( hush , Tyranitar counts ) flairs replying with Mine weren't ... Or ... They poisoned ALL the cups Not with gnomes , they didn't seem friendly at all . I just realized people could do nasty things with that gif ... Jean : Hey rick wanna produce my band ? You mean you don't want your 24 pack of beer or your 30 lb bag of dogfood bagged ? For a brief moment , I thought you were asking the celebrities ... I guess it's a great alternative until it's updated , but when manager gets released it will become pretty obsolete I felt like an idiot when I finally figured it out too " juniors fitted tee " ... Lyr I'm disappoint man . And everybody is a Virgin Then they'd just have 100 keys that unlock it The worst part about stepping on nails / screws / wires has got to be that moment when you try to move your foot away from that weird feeling and realize you're attached to something . It works with children too . That 18 % is higher than I want it to be I would utilize directional audio more ... If I could magically fix the fact that I am deaf in my right ear . Happiness is mandatory . Now they just need to find a way to stop people from saying how much they hate the in app purchases but still give the game 5 stars I'm afraid the chewy portion of it is due to the pubic hair .... Thanks again , and the third question was a joke and everyone's answering it seriously . Seriously , she looks terrifying I'm playing it right now . I just started yesterday ! Wait ... is she really - Shut up Meg You might want to go ahead as management has not deigned to reply .. But those people are obvious trolls . I'm talking about whenever somebody says something slightly ( or more than slightly ) off color and SRS shows up to be thought police . Then people censor them-self because " don't want to end up on SRS . " Sometimes sick shit is really funny . how do you know Well , as a greenlander the only times we get mentioned in Danish news , is when something support their prejudges ( i . e . alcoholism / abuse and so on ) , or you know oil , minerals'n stuff . Pretty much what I'm thinking . The lag doesn't bother me hat much , just have to remember to turn the volume down before starting a song with headphones attached It's pretty easy , actually . Just press " v " while holding down the " To see if someone used the severed hand for ... masturbation ... Some people I'll be glad to smoke up any time if they're good friends but for some people I give an pinch and they take a pile stop that You mean when you were a kid , right ? Why must Subaru keep using cast-iron parts ? No , you're stupid Tag should say nsfl , now I'm scarred for life . As long as you are comfortable ! In another note , now I am aware of having my hands scrunched up together , and I am uncomfortable . This reminds me of when I eat frog legs .... Please don't say ' 7 - year old girl ' and ' strap on ' in the same sentence ... They've tried , but every time it gets deleted . I guess several million viewers and fans just isn't good enough for Wikipedia Blocked by my office nanny system for reasons of being about computer hacking ... * Open your Trunk ... * And having long hair isn't just about letting it grow . I did that and my hair looked like crap . Lol . Apparently you need to be nice and gentle with it too ... She's twelve years old , man . My curiosity just had to go and get the best of me .... Her face : OOC : c : I love it when you comment , bot . token , huh ? Your dad must've been fucked up But can you walk like a Egyptian ? ┌ ( I didn't ask that .... Still got mine too , replaced its broken screen glass myself ( The only Nexus to * not * have a bonded glass and LCD panel My name is Janessa Wow , you should be proud of yourself . You really showed him ! You're acted so righteously . Are you really going to make the claim that a 12 - year-old can write software that is correct up to runtime costs ? Oh you would love us around your nether regions wouldn't you . I tweeted it at 10:30 . They tweeted their pic at 12:00 . Still wouldn't be the strangest thing I've seen people do while driving . I've seen a guy brushing his teeth and spitting the toothpaste out his window on the highway , and a woman putting on eyeliner while on her cell phone Crap , now we're going to have to deal with that stupid lower ledge to get back up to the gym , huh ? Or at least they did . Until they were harvested to death and killed off with radiation . .... you score you get a point ... that's pretty much it That is not the same ... I have done speed tests where it shows me 50ms or less and I end up with spikes of 250-999 in game Ultra dense graphene supercapacitors . I want to charge my phone to 100 % in 30 seconds and I want the charge to last a month " fucking gay until death 39 " I specifically checked official in the server browser . Even quick match this has been happening . Load into game with no guns unlocked or attachments . Vehicles are back to default without upgrades too . Sigh ... He wasn't put in an awkward political position . He put himself there by siding with imperial Russian hegemony against the will of his people . I don't go around looking for racism . I don't even discuss that kind of thing in day to day life . The reason we're even talking about it right now is because this is a discussion about race . If it wasn't I wouldn't even bring it up . Why would you enter an argument about racism and tell people not to talk about racism ? Wait what ? I've been embarrassing myself far too many times then Why would anyone go back to the ledge ? is that mint ... peanutbuter and mint The kind that lands you in prison . Yeah , I know that feels . A while back I was sick and didn't wear any makeup to work ... my boss suggested I stay home the next day ! As a Saab 9-2 x owner ... If I have a bottom-jaw molar with a minor cavity , please thoroughly test numbness of the nerve in my lower jaw prior to starting to drill . [ Fellow white men , upswag this post for le white power Peanut butter cookies with granulated sugar on top ... on an unrelated note , he also vehemently supports " Dry Gujarat " Oh god Haruhi , what happened to you wtf indeed , still gonna read it til the end . If the owner saw that he would've thought you had the strangest fetish ever That happened in my town ... I'm sorry I let that memory slip away .. I think he is using it like a noun . And me replying you with questions is me being aggressive .... ? ? ? TIL : I might be part cannibal . I LOVE meat . Seeing those tendons reminds me of steak and gives me the urge to gnaw on them . Everyone who likes this is being downvoted Damn , my skin is crawling . Thanks so much for that . Yup . If I was a resident in a different state my condition would guarantee a card . If I were 2 years older , I wouldn't need one . Is that Jagermeister on your nightstand ? Yes ! This ! God DAMNIT MAN ! Breathing is not an involuntary body process like blood flow . You can consciously hold your breath . I suppose you consciously think about putting one foot in front of the other when you walk . Your subconscious does more than you give credit and it's usually to help keep you alive . Because it is so hard to type in " new player " in the search right ? No , there isn't . You are mistaken . * * Got you ! Vividly remember writing your username down Drifting in front wheel drive cars ... So then ... US > New Zealand ? I read flipped a 2 , and thought it was going to tip him 2 BTC . My face I completely saw something else when I looked at the URL after seeing the pic wrong T I am not going lie that sounds too hardcore . I want to party with you I have to say , after the way you described Nate , I felt like you were female , then browsed your post history and saw you were male . Assumed , gay , until I saw several wife posts . Now I'm questioning your sexuality , or Nates . The op is ignorant . Not recruiting a certain race is racist SEC > NORTHWESTERN ( ( Even you have betrayed me . Out of your whole post , you didn't explain anything and only gave your ref " Vomits Her Legs " I think it makes a huge difference . I try to always wear makeup to work - when I don't , people ask me if something is wrong / am I sick As a teenager who hasn't cracked screens , ever : I was one of the first 20 to post and they didn't get an invite . It was only 2 people too No thanks You need to turn your life around if you decided to do this at 5am . Finally someone brought the race card out . That's exactly what we need to focus on . Oh .. God .. Youngster Joey calling all the time just to talk about his Rattata I've had it up to ಠ_ಠ with you . ಠ_ಠ You like the wrongness don't you creepy smile bot ? Only has Number 6 ... Please do this Ceci's shot hits the poles and goes into Lack's five hole . I was agreeing with you Seeing as you are now a mod . Doesn't the " " Having know idea what this is " My exact reaction ... I am fucking stopping LA Times on my Nook . Fuck . Wasn't it all pretty much done by one guy as a Magic card exchange at first ? There is evidence to the contrary I'm afraid By any chance are you are a Puertorican ent ? I though nobody would talk about that here . But man that baba made me scared I have that on my resume ... No wonder I'm not getting callbacks this is where we are probably heading OP reposted my original Kill one man , attempt to kill another . LELI'MGANDHI . But things are going so well with a genicidal , power hungry bigot and a fake progressive who enjoys turning the world into into his own personal 1984 . " just Push n ' Eat " We can deal with him they said ... Considering how it's a huge event with the entire world watching ... the only proper reaction to this reveal is ... I clicked and got TTOTM If you're really dead , how did you hit the submit button ? That font though ... I like Hydro Pump to deal with Rock types too ... * Stone Edge * No , I have never looked at UK highway code before . We don't have markings like that in America . Shouldn't be wasting those 10 hours sleeping then should he . Don't ask why I know its 10 hours ( What's that face for Fear of not sleeping and a high tolerance to ambien ... I just got on reddit , and I'm already done for the night . That is fucking horrifying ! ! ! He's been doing it for a while now Crap I'm doing an internship with zebrafish and I'm in competition with other students to do a PhD thesis Good plan , wait till your official grades are completely fucked before you do anything ... I know right ? " Three to four * months * ? ! " It's a European shoulder bag . Now i am going to pay attention more to the blades and probably never see a damn thing . Chris Roberts did a panel at it last year , you fool i'm not an alcoholic but my shrink , my therapist , my old boss , my friends , my mom and my sister think so for some reason This was the guy with sharks fin to win votes right ? A brick of . 22lr Thanks for the suggestions I have the opposite problem as you - bought on iPad but would also like to watch on my android phone . The app has a link to create and login to an AFL account that will supposedly allow you to watch from multiple devices using one subscription , but the register link currently just goes to a coming soon page I'm surprised your dad didn't take the guy out to the woods for some " parental justice " The front page is a conspiracy . There never was a front page . Says the 15 year old virgin ಠ_ಠ STOP POOPING IN THE SHOWER Sjokz must be real wet now . I didn't miss it I'm guessing you're from the west coast of Canada ? Yeah like oddly so ... I'm curios as to the context behind this You shouldn't be causing your mother to moan Most recent one was from a friend who said Dolphins are smarter than humans , i say " Wtf are you talking about , if they are , then why aren't they ruling this planet right now " He says because they're stuck in water . The vending machines at my work take credit card YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE There was Viagra involved , so it seems he got to do at least some of the pitching . Let's hope he got to do all or else it's not okay Yeah who doesn't punch small children in the face . Down here in the southern states we don't need Marijuana . We've got Jesus ! That's the point though , isn't it ? He is anti-gun ... so he can't be caught carrying ... but , he's rich and can just have armed security , so he doesn't look like a hypocrite One of those pictures , it looks like the guy doesn't even have pants on . " friends " ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( > Why am I putting up with this shit Yeah .. " Hang out with them " while drunk . You wear a lot of make up while you sleep Wait .. i thought this whole time he was a yordle Them Legs . Not at all what he was saying . You don't want to know . * * So I had a one nigth stand with this hot Spanish chick . We fooled around in different positions and ended up with her on top . It slipped out once or twice and then , on the third time , she was feeling insecure about it and whispered " It's too small ! " . For a millisecond , I was like Because copyrighting something is such an effective way of preventing people from posting it on youtube I went to visit a client the other day in Idaho , and the secretary asked me about why I believe in evolution if humans haven't changed in the past couple hundred years . Email seems legit . I live by Maple Shade You sign out of reddit He owns toe socks as well What bums me is that Elsa is a brunette You came to the wrong neighborhood ... And I'm just here thinking I either need to watch more TV to get these references , or just make this face and move on : You work in a hotel room ? This comment made my day . Thank you good sir We also have the oxford comma in Denver . Use the oxford comma . you forgot about the time he shit onstage and rubbed it on himself ( although i really hope that one's not true Such feels Fuck casinos . I don't gamble , but most of my friends do ... Last night decided what the hell I'll go along with you guys just once to get the experience . - $ 200 later I'm kicking myself for not listening to my rational self ... I mean that's what I expected . Lesson learned . Best part was the reaction from my fianc é when I came home " no new shoes for you " * right where it hurts * Men , Children , Small Children AHHH that's too cool ! How'd you make that ? They should come up with new rules to prevent this shit from ever happening again ! ... no I said clapping ^ ^ still ^ ^ hilarious ^ all used , and not one post saying it worked ? The same government that can't keep quiet a * fake road closure * can keep a secret of this size for 50 years ? Has no one seriously said KOTOR 3 ? Fuck you guys Aaah , you are evil . I don't need it ... I don't need it ... I don't need it . I really like these optional cosmetic DLCs , when they're made after the game is released . Not like certain other companies who just hold them back and then try to sell it to you a couple weeks after the release date . I'm looking at you Creative Assembly . ಠ_ಠ and I was at my friends for the first time and we head up stairs . I notice that there is just cat shit everywhere on the ground . I ask him repeatedly why they don't have a litter box or something and he says when they pick it up they just poop again so whatevs for real . the only thing worse than fog is those idiots who drive through it at 100mph with their brights on Her reaction : I got a tattoo of a dragon on my cock ... Because it's always dragon on the ground My boner says yes , my brain says TIL that I can reproduce the * " You'll have to be more specific " * Big crowds . Big Gyms . I only regret the use of the word faggot . Everything else stays . Bombs on a 109 " No , yeah , I love when you're friends come over to play video games . " Haha the screenshots show that the app even has a root success rate ( You had an entire year to learn . Are we ? Ha . Okay , that's a foul I've gotten a fair number of Eyes and right bindings , just never the one off of Geddon The Barqs and Diet Barqs are in the same cartridge . Super . Juventus Zindabad ! And the U . S . is a beacon of efficient spending as we all know . I don't know who came up with that idea , but it sounds horrible to me . Hey , lets give acid to a guy who has had a really , really , fucked up life . Don't worry about the fact that his mind has been torturing him for 30 years , lsd will make it all better Dude . oooh in this one you can kinda see the sweet seat belts ... * Funny ? * You never strapped bottle rockets to your rollerblades / skates to make Acme brand rocket skates ala Wile Coyote ? Sheesh man live a little . No ...... No we do * not * need that I think your confused . The best girl is a brunette with green eyes and Creepy Smile Bot Don't mind me ... This happened to me twice in one game , by two different people . I asked them why they did it , and they said they wanted to get a return . I too read this very same thread I thought this girl I used to hang out with , in the first couple of years of high school was just annoying and immature . Turned out she's really fucked up . At least they showed the burnout . I like Blue ! It's because I'm a water-bender . Not sure what you mean by this ? San Diego is one of the most conservative cities in the entire state , thanks to a very large military and retiree population . Heck , we just voted in a Republican mayor to replace the first democrat mayor in over 20 years , after he decided to try to do the sex with any female within 20 feet of him . I appreciate your feedback Eerily similar username in thread about usernames No ( I should hope nobody is exploring their kids for money Yes , let's berate him as he asks for advice all humble and such Giger's permanent expression is this : i am disgusted with myself for knowing what this is from I have some college friends like this . Sweet girls and super fun to hang with , but spoiled god damn rotten . Lost your phone at the bar ? It's ok , daddy buys another ! Ruined your phone because a drink spilled all over it ? Mom and dad have that covered too . I've never lost / broken a phone and yet one of my friends went through 5 iPhones in less than 2 semesters .. Just graduated bootcamp and went back to my recruiting station for some motivating pt , ya understand ? New Gunny in there I didn't recognize and he walked up and said " good morning marine , I'm gunny so and so " and stuck his hand out to shake . I said " good morning gunnery sergeant , my name is Chris . " " New Nfl Stadium ? Why is that ? They are Not getting a team anytime soon , right ? the amount of karma you get from replying ' This replaced the ropes course . And I'm bitter . I'm sure it would have but here's where I failed to plan ahead . No , but his boyfriend sure is . You sound like such a bundle of sticks . Mason Raymond has more points than anyone on our team , except for Henrik . I don't see the wizards kingdom on here .... I must not be a wizard We're in the kamui dimension više od 3000 komentara You just cockblocked my justice boner Unit 507 what was wrong with using your toner ? ? to think i could have spent the rest of my days not seeing one more bone stock traxxas badged traxxas . My friend gave me old lenses from a broken Minolta film camera . He used one of then as a change holder ... * * Thanks to whomever I can see on live analytics trying to test for SQL injection vulnerabilities My only concern with this game is that theres only like two cars in the streets . what's up with those Cheetos socks ... I suppose it could be useful for PvP ... maybe . I've done this way too many times when I wanted to cast a hex . Nope , punch that hippotroll ... that'll do the trick . SOE has implemented a terrible upkeep system now , where you have to pump copper in to keep your claim . The cost isn't bad , but you can only pre-pay for 5 days . Take a week long vacation , or travel for work ( like me ) and can't get back in time to pay your upkeep , you lose your claim . I'm gonna be looking out for you Oh , but he is Kurt Cobain inb 4 someone wants to transform into a dildo . YOU AGAIN ! Your * friend * seems a little young . While I admire his determination , he has been begging to join every faction since the map started Dually has fingers ! Happiness by pacifist .... Yeah ...... Right Oh creepy smile bot , I love you ! * I read that as " me with a squashed face " for some reason . Same . Also playing Final Fantasy on Xbox = Dude there are so many roles that you could fit really well . You might get typecast as the redneck / meth user though , but damn you were perfect . As someone from the south , I get tired of over the top southern accents . Yours as Charlie was extreme but relaxed and natural . I told my girlfriend , " that guy is gonna be famous after this show . " I hope good things happen with your career . How well does that Acer run ? My first ever computer was an Acer ( like 18 years ago ... You're " THAT GUY " aren't you . " Oh , I'll just kill the ranged creep so I can buy my magic stick . It's no big deal , not like the lane equilibrium will be irretrievably fucked up for the next three minutes . And it's not like your carry needed that last hit anyways , or any of the other twenty you swiped . I am now prepared to ingest copious amounts of mayonnaise . Now it's at 2.3 K Bang bang bang ? I think / r / animalporn is the shadiest one of those ... That is most certainly not popular At first I was Cum inside of the President's wife / r / pokemon * * ノ ( Not that anyone will see it cause they are stuck on / r / scooters , Thank you mods ... How dare you At least you aren't LSU Hmmmm ... Just the thing an April Fooler would say ... Why did I watch the whole thing I was gonna say " you misspelled Rider " but then I actually looked at the picture . I was actually 10 years old and into pro wrestling . I looked up " wolfpack.com " and got a nice surprise ಠ_ಠRaise your ಠ_ಠ where do you find them again : But not 2011 thanks a lot bro , could have used a nsfw me thinks ლ ( I got it shipped from their site . It is so delicious , but I will say shipping is a bitch . It cost more than the bottle I've seen enough to know where this is going don't you " Well that's a dark way to look at it ......... Reddit compares it to other posts on the sub it was submitted to . I read that as * clit * No , you're not .. It's Math . Your link made me feel bad and you should feel bad REDDIT SHOULD CROWD SOURCE A RACE AT LIKE RICHMOND . THE So the black guy ? Pretty sure that's a bad idea . Himself .... Oregon State I don't know .. but they're multiplying What the hell are you doing with all my FUCKING underwear ! ! ! ! ! ..... I was about to say / r / consolemasterrace ... Can't tell if you're excited or mad about it Holy fuck .... That UI . All leather ( collars , shoes , belts , cuffs ) need conditioning . You use the collar a lot more than the other stuff ( and wear it in the shower ‎ I'm told the air pump things are used in crack pipes or something > They boil the water for their tea .... in the microwave its almost at a milion now I'm more concerned as to why girls in those screenshots would let random strangers eat Nutella off their bodies That is exactly why that's so frustrating . It's perfect mormonspeak . They leave out the critical " ONLY " so they can seem like they're open ? In fact they are against any other type of marriage . But " I am against same sex marriage " sounds so hateful ! Derr it's hateful either way . I had too scroll down too damn far to find Vince > Also that name Fast Action Refire Toggle someone must be laughing their ass off since SOE allowed that to go through . ( F . A . R . T . ) The only thing she would carry is my seed . I have it as a shortcut on my iPhone ... I type " lod " and DIFFERENT COLORED SHOELACE ? No . At least the end is in sight . Not all of us can say that . I remember when I thought 20 hours was long haha ... ha ... ha ... now I'm waiting 12 + days each upgrade on anything Why would you be so eager to play murlocs of all things The lack of wire management hurts me . It hurts . i like the packers because of their logo Your name is extremely well put together and the best use of redundancy I've seen so far Oh god why did you give me this image ლ ( My girlfriend wastes money on accupuncture " How about Inch for inch ? " - Lapanta The only reason I got in to wrestling in the 90 ' s was cause of warrior this really hits close to home and my childhood RIP Stop it , you're ruining the moment ! filling the car with CO2 [ Spoilerrr ] ( / s " In the manga Shiro is actually Sora's step sister . His dad got remarried and brought home Shiro ... so maybe ... her original dad .... Internet Explorer logo ? I seriously held this facial expression through out the whole album what's with the attacks ? it is called communication oh lord thats my aunties name ......... and shes obsessed with horses " ... * crippled * by fear ... " If a baby was born on the day that the Soongebob Squarepants episode of Krusty Krab Pizza was released , that child would be 15 + years old . Sophomore in high school . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I had no idea redditors cared so much about paint . Yal are terrifying . What is wrong with me that my eyes almost immediately drift to points south in photos of him .... ಠ_ಠ stared the shit out of him , ಠ_ಠ him harder than he had ever Isn't printer ink really expensive ? But why couldn't we just use pen ink instead of printers ? Hopefully you guys can give me a legit answer ' bloody swamp crotch ' " Can I get an eight " to my mom . I would , but I'm not a filthy console peasant Or you could just manage your mana and not sacrifice damage on a manamune A relationship ? In grad school ? Hahaha . Same here . I guess we are all not as weird as we think . I second your This is a great series . Shame there's no main page that lists all the installments . Or . At least it's not easy for me to find . Plus the name of the articles aren't numbered so I never know if I missed one or not . That I may be bisexual . Also , that I definitely do not plan on remaining a virgin until I get married . No shit . Did you even read my post lol ? Yet again , the US is 65 + years behind Russia . Damn , I thought you were just kidding . ( ಠ_ಠ ) Y U DO DIS ( I've seen you several times today , / u / CreepySmileBot . I must be using Good God , It's important that I learn how to divide radical expressions because you know ... I want a career in filmmaking So I had this nice reply typed up and Reddit decided to be stupid . 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I also noticed that in the Tim Cook interview , he didn't say " we're not going to release an iPhone with a bigger screen " but something about battery life or compromises ( erm ... what buick lesabre is capable of 150mph ? / r / tulpas What nonsense , I'm the damn main character ! You're the glorified extra . Why ? Agreed . And slipstream ALL updates that you can , updating your images on a bi-monthly basis . Makes for a lot less headaches . Overclocking a logic analyzer ? No you're doing it wrong . First it's I can't find the comments That's a nice looking companion cube there . Would be a shame if something were to happen to it . My mother with a spoon This guy really loves his fox And they're usually named Sarah I used the look of disapproval emotion The specs sticker ... I want to peel it off . You still look like a whale ( Okay , fair enough , but I've got my eye on you . Why would a father kiss his son then lie next to him like that ? I know that now is a genius idea Or .. 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I don't know And the dude afterwards . Everyone knows who threw the carrot ... The misconception So much for no up votes huh ? A friend last week who had sex without a condom because the guy sat on him with no warning ( Looks like you could use a cork screw ... Fk the NY tax The show could have done a slightly better job at conveying that . Yup , surgery is always the answer . What the hell , dude ? Yes YATA . You never take the last of anything without asking first . Only one ? Driving while tired on back country road ... Thought cloud of fog in front of me was a castle . Nearly swerved off the road to avoid a fricken castle . By loli do you mean Ria ? Randomized I believed . The third cop you either had to take down or sneak past was a blood donor . I messed up and was caught by him then , after restarting from the checkpoint , he now had a different name and " Recently purchased porn " Wife loves Star Trek , Firefly , Dr . Who , Teen Wolf . And on and on with similar shows . 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FUCK cranked and that ONE dude who is always left leaving me to blow up over and over . Also it's totally okay to not reply to people Yeah I know not the greatest link or anything but Even those asses can distracting from the fugly faces attached . I don't have to explain myself to you . ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ EVERYBODY PUT THEIR HANDS UP . I'M HIJACKING THIS TRAIN . GIVE ME THE GOLD AND NO ONE GETS HURT . ( ノ 867K ' likes ' . Yea , took me about an hour and about 5 submission attempts before I was able to get mine posted . They're still going to ignore it though , sadly . Fucking FCC controlled by Comcast lobbyists man ... Now you can never leave ! Emm ... I came here for the circle jerk I'm having this problem too on hardcore experimental , I drank 7 sodas and some swigs from a canteen . Still my status effects for thirst are getting worse . First time I have good gear for my dude .... Eastern conference champions ? yeah ( too soon . 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A couple updates in 2 months ... yes , definitely the new adobe What is this word ? Yeah , I'm really upset about it . Are .. Are you saying T-Rexes could fly ? except we're actually smart so ahahaha jokes on you not even good lol this guy my jimmies weren't rustled at * * all ! * * Who's in the mirror I don't NWO and Lizard people invasion than Saving Private Ryan . I was in the midst of replying when I realized that I have exactly nothing to say to this , and it just deserves a face instead . I'm no athlete , but I'd much , much rather getting heat stroke than bumping into a dead body TIL I'm not the only Redditor on my soccer team . Now I kinda wish I'd made it to practice Your flare . How many poros had to die for that hat ? ! ? ! I wonder if anyone has ever posted something like this to / r / WTF and nobody knew better ... or vice versa That doesn't rhyme . Best edit ever . It never occurred to me that ' After he's done the squirrel will be in heaven too . I start evening classes tonight . That's the best kind . Where the show allows you to miss it . ( I'm looking at YOU , HIMYM . thanks for contributing to the dialogue ! It's those commercials for depression medication that include side-effects such as : sleeplessness , bad breath , discolored tongue , weakness of muscles , dental fragility , nausea , dizziness , headaches , depression , loss of hearing , loss of sight , leprosy , diarrhea , vomiting , bloody nose , bloody tears , tyranny , ass-hole pain , genitalia pain , loss of hair , pregnan - - Who buys Battlefield games for the single player experience ? Tell him your s / o just died . He'll fuck off . OP , here's my question : why aren't you outside helping your mom ? I should learn to make butter I watched a group of CSE students use an app to calculate a 20 % tip on a meal once . To calculate a 20 % tip , shift right by one and double . in html Born on Christmas Island ? And pick up stuff and throw it with his EARS ? I read this as " I shit in her mouth ... " 11 years ago . " Fuck my gramma " means " fuck my grandmother " , by the way I feel .... Weird ... What the fuck has fps got to do with the server Ya but the shield is human hence the Nothing . Was watching for it . That schedule was a preliminary lineup from before E3 started . At this point I doubt we'll see anything later either You , sir , are part of the problem . Candy crush . So many hours of my life , I'll never get back . IT IS STILL BOB magari per ò unbaltro è simpatico , che ne sai tu If my gf's reaction was anything to go by , the change was significantly better . The last guy got into an accident , he's only half the man he used to be Why does HoG get periods but RIP doesn't ? Discrimination But the funny thing is , the engine needs 8.5 liters of coolant . You mean you are , right ? And the crazy thing is , there are even faster tuned Gallardos I do calisthenics Look at the other comments and clear your cache . Dead link ... read that as pooping out babies Yes , that is exactly what we'll do . " Quantum particles " This guy is walking around with a target painted on his head ? Is it a tattoo or what ? Replied the look of disapproval I'm ashamed to say I realised how similar it was to that other story of which I don't want to speak of ... Yet I still went through and read about 90 % of it ... Go like Four DUDES , it says . I meant I've completed 2 months and 2 weeks so far IT TOOK ME LIKE 10 MINUTES TO READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS WHAT . ' end zone seats ' Not so short stories and all I got is my phone so it'd be very difficult for me Well it's definitely graphic And I was like ' ' Why the hell is a level 16 Aatrox solo baron attempt at the main page ? ! ' ' But now I see ... Really ? reposting not even 2 days later ? WT progression will never make sense . I want Bombers and Tank Destroyers , so I better start researching P38Gs and some FUCKING PANZER I DON'T EVEN WANT . 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I saw you edit that Hackein Sorry , the le epic reddit maymays ' WISP FOR VOICE PACK ! ! WISP FOR ARCANA ! ! Y U NO VOTE 4 WISP Well ... yeah . Of course you do . You just fed 5 of the identical monsters to the monster . She is as tight as you can get them * too Along with a disgruntled friend besides her with a face like Have a seat . well , they sure make it easy to plan ahead , don't they ? WHAT THE HELL * * Sometimes , i hate it to live in Germany - . - What's there to explain we all know What is the other hand doing ? For a second I thought you meant Rin's eyes That's something I never want to hear ever again Yeah ... That's why North Korea is a scumbag ... > Now there's garbage in the eggs Woodhouse ! That didn't ^ answer ^ ^ my ^ ^ ^ question ^ ^ ^ ^ at ^ ^ ^ ^ all . Hmm , I'll have to make enough popcorn to share ... That's a lot of popcorn Wow that's a horrible shop lol . Why would anyone photoshop Sophie Dee anyways ? She's curvy as fuck . You created Baylife , Josh . It was you . The way skill " trees " are implemented right now is so weird . Why do , for example , most Cicadas and the Banshee 3E have the Arm Reflex perk when there's no hardpoints in them ? It's a waste of ' mech XP Ay gurl you like a kfc , yo breasts and thighs are irresistable . Yet they paid for a Starbucks mug I'll watch . It's funny how that works . I've had a good friend for about a year , who I had never met his wife , and the first time I did meet her she tried to sit on my lap and I immediately said " what the fuck " and she said , " Oh it's okay I'm Colombian " . Yes I think after everyone succeed they will parted ways ... or they all die and Buggy become new PK His books were banned in the Czech Republic and probably most other former Soviet held countries , because heroes lived in the West and the villains in the East . I need a creepy Prone means you're on your belly . And yet all of them pay for it . It's almost like they are playing politics . 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I love the idea of rust but I don't like how nothing is safe and anyone who is better then you will always be better then you , and they will constantly raid you if you are new to that server . Like I said , the integration would work because servers can limit the use , expensive to make , and allow you to rebuild . Aaahhh too bad your package is not Skyworld . I need that sport and movie package though . Ok let me clear this thing up , when i told u am gonna share my HBO GO n SHOWTIME am gonna share my whole DIRECTV acct , so u get the idea how this trust gonna work ? : wink : I've had so many problems with this game . I reinstalled it 3 times . I even had it lock up during the credits ( before it triggers your last achievement ) . WITH OUR POWERS CONBINED ! ! Hentai bookmarks There are a few more ' TOTALLY COOL PIX ' watermarks on other photos here . The one with two girls . A fan Is it really that odd to not want to be around people ? I already sub to r / introvert so ;p . " Normal " stimuli can overwhelm some folks . I just never get those people who get their panties in a twist when you tell them that you hate going out . Thanks for killing the mood What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas . In fact , sometimes it follows you home against your will and refuses to give you a divorce " How do I do that " is the most common reply to the most basic of instructions Knowing things - you gain meaning in life through realizations , the culmination of which is I saw this comment and was like " maybe it was just a really shitty cell phone pictu .... oh .... Real Christian comment I hate dealerships that do this . Last time I bought a car the sales guy promised me they'd remove the sticker - when I took delivery he said " My boss wouldn't let me " * Cringes * Too soon That took me way too long . did they molest you OP ? ? ? I remember the first Bungie day ... it doesn't feel like it was 7 years ago I have to say , my hubs has the patience of a saint . Since getting pregnant with # 2 , I have not had a lot of energy , won't eat meat unless there is a specific craving , and to top it off , I have a virus that's taking forever to clear Ass boobs ? And even better when each letter by its own mean something ! I love having my tummy swell so it looks like I'm 5 months pregnant every time I eat something cross contaminated because people don't think it's a real thing Sheesh , I didn't know that Hitler subscribed here That can't be good for your parts That comment train took a nasty turn Legs ... both . These are the same people that use both lanes ( I mean drive right in the fucking middle ) of the on ramp while the rest of us are trying to get up to speed too Toy story Dude really ! ? ! Is this how it's going to be . I don't steal your customers . You know ... It's pretty fucking sad when I click this and the first thing that comes up is something I've seen before ... I've been here too long ... It's been fun guys ... She has that perfect school girl look but her boobs were actually a disappointment Thx Brazil ! we got an acronym for that though : IPH or LBOTP most dutch people will know what I'm talking about I think you convinced me to start playing Key Quest again Yeah we see the dick man . We know you're jacking off to gay porn on your game boy What the hell went on in here ? He cried ? Really ? I'm not , but my friend is . He has got the hottest GF . He would brag about it before I met her but I really didn't believe him . I meet her and I just stare ( That CPU cooler This is why people hate us I think we should ask Coca Cola for an explanation ....... I have a problem buying wet shaving supplies and folding knives . I'm looking at you / r / wicked_edge and / r / knifeclub . So the whole courtroom looked at a picture of a 17 year olds boner and then charged him for child pornography ? Professional opinion ಠ_ಠ confirmed by rito I expected John Green . I would have called her a pendeja ! " I know you aren't glancing your wrinkly ass eyes at me pendeja ! " . ( Then give the bitch stare ) . If your username is anything to go by ... I'm getting a bit scared Its just a whole bunch of words Yeah same here , I always loved toguro just because he's a badass but when they showed the backstory , I liked and respected him so much more . He's so much easier to connect to and his story was actually pretty tragic too , after that he was cemented as one of my favorite characters . Then sensui came along and they gave me his backstory A burrito You should probably start watching your carb intake . I have never seen this flag before Why did I click on that ? Try Disney in hold music , it is always some random , obscure or basterdized versions of songs from your favorite movies ... As a former Disney Tavel agent we had to endure it for hours each day . ( Think a pop techno regge version of its a small world after all ) No . I just contributed to the subreddit for a while in the past . But thanks for letting me know you went through my post history . WORDS ノ ( Wow , this is kinda legitimately creepy . I was confused for a second though . Like , " oh she doesn't look * that * bad ; she's actually kinda ho – OH . I get it I found a cockroach there once in my laksa , ummm And then break her arms ? Well , I would consider that * leading him on * . I mean obviously if you tell a guys he's " sexy and lickable " then he's gonna think you wanna fuck ... I was being sarcastic . What happens next , I want to knowweww You said you were being exact . I might like kids someday , but I'm going to adopt . I am not pushing a baby out of my vagina . " Death " Ochoa the 10th best keeper Aaaaand he linked to tumblr . We've been over this . I only remember Burger King because it's better than McDonald's And the only place I could find them ... literally without a hunch , without a map , I could pinpoint it in the nearest military base . But OMG they serve burgers at 9am I love them for that ! McDonalds " Sir it's 5 in the damn mornin mhm hmmmmmm " me " Does it look like I give a damn If you live in an area known for bedbugs ( us northeast I'm looking at you If only there was an ambulance on site to give that old dude medical help as soon as possible . Oh wait .. the person who posted this is white and i wasnt aware that i could contort my face irl into " ... anymore . " Ah , consumer credit ignorance Glad we pulled Altuve for Kinsler You should add Easter eggs in your pictures . Pls don't respond with literal Easter eggs No mention of 64 bit Mac version Feeling your pain as well . 18 month old and 10.5 weeks pregnant . My toddler is doing a mental transition and so she gets frustrated and tantrums at every second thing what was the reply My neighbor's cousins had to downsize from a house to an apartment , and they apparently couldn't find one that would take dogs . Yeah right . Really ? I remembered clicking that link before , and doge was below LTC at that time Aaand just as I read this comment my neighboors are getting at it ... This is not new user friendly Still full , half air half liquid Psst , don't let anybody know ( ノ Yeah people also do it full on sitting .... Weird Fuck . I'm a dude , and that made * me * cringe ... agreed ? ( Wait ... why are you putting the table back ... that's more of an end of the world thing to flip it ... what the hell state should the table be in in this case ? We need a referee . v ( o_o ) v ┬ ─ ┬ ( Next you'll tell me you can't see Russia from your backyard and you don't live in an igloo . haha , looks like this ಠ_ಠ CAN YOU ? ಠ_ಠ CAN YOU ? Well I'm an American out here is that a " britain pwned argentina " reference ? I just realized this includes children . Dexter is a little far fetched but overall its brilliant and entertaining , by the end you kind of think of picking up vigilante serial killing as a hobby though If this is some , I don't want any My dog has been terrified of the fireworks from the 4th . We got him a thunder shirt and it seems to help . He is still afraid to go outside at dusk though .. You can see Dempseys massive boner through his pants None of the previous comments made me laugh , but this one did . Now I have " Cheese Cracker with Peanut Butter " crumbs all over my keyboard . Do you notice this kind of thing often in Texas ? Ever since I moved here , I've been astounded at the number of people asking for money . It seems like every intersection has a different " homeless " person on each median begging for money from cars waiting on the stoplight and then giving you an angry or sad look if you refuse . Also have some of those guys who will try to wash your windshield and then scream about you owing then money for their work 23 hrs after posting That's more than enough space . ( Wow , that was a bit personal He's 11/2 with the bookies though I'm sure someone would mail you one if you asked them nicely ! You can do work while you do work . The ZR1 has the Enzo's front brakes on its rear axle and even bigger ones up front . Track marks on his chest ? Riiiigght Did you just answer your own question Nice try , spider . I'm onto you There were no sequels . * * This is in downtown Portland Oregon , I knew that guy from soup kitchen lines when I was homeless . I guarantee he didn't " find " your moms phone , he had a new one almost every day Wow , it's so obvious now . Why didn't I think of that ? Just checked the Cryptarch and of course NOW he has green gauntlets No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! For some people a ruling is always needed Abstergo and Pkgbackups No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! I like OP's image ... but I honestly think that a 6 - year old girl didn't name him " Pakistan " ; sounds really BS-ey . We only like REAL pipe porn here ! Those energy drink commercials Never heard that expression before , but it seems fitting ..... That third panel The Alien Blue app has a I thought it was satire from the title . Can't tell if serious or just troll Not this again ... I hate the new packaging for the Blu-Rays Neosporin is antibiotic ointment Did anyone send me crunchies recently ? They didn't have a note and I cant find a gifted post . I know I didn't buy them for myself ... and I really hope that my husband didn'tbuy them . Because that would mean that he knows about them and I will have to share . 1998 + 6 = 2004 + 6 = 20 ... hey wait a minute Royal Gwent , Nevill Hall both are . Mind you , trying to get a space in them is nigh on impossible , Dat marketing tho . I've done this and nothing has improved Ok m8 whatever u say ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I thought there was a veterinarian in Iraq who was keeping ducks . You're talking about my clitoris * * We do not pronounce storm as stawm here . burning your minutes on a free call That's hardcore Not this again op here , posted that early in the morning from my phone without checking . Just got home and my friend told me that he saw my post , told me to check my inbox also . Thanks guys , I scanned my pc with various scanners thinking i had malware or something , then called my friends before I checked here . Read that as hanger ... " Done with sheep " I thought the line from Enter Sandman was " sleep with one-eyed old men " , instead of " sleep with one eye open " . The weird fireplace thing around it pushed it into Hm . Starts fires . > Yeah I was just making a joke , the fact that you " smelled " your relative just sounds kind of creepy , thus Jesus christ , if these people are serious then holy fucking shiiiiiit , people can be strange Bunny . ಠ_ಠ I'm not sure if that's a compliment or if I should take offense ... Have an up vote but I'm watching you Oh my ... I just came home from a vacation to Virginia Beach . When we crossed into Ohio on our way back we stopped at the first gas station we saw , and a fireworks shop was right across the road . Hitler's in there too . Infect . Man this one girl that posted she had her first period in over a year I've never known a man that had " Accidentally " sat on said nuts . However i can say that I've known a guy that i went to high school with that got his testies tied into a knot . He tried to hop a fence I've worked for both Obama campaigns , two mayoral campaigns , and a councilman race . I've worked in IT for an international telecommunications conglomerate , and IT security company , and computer science / poli-sci in college . Now I work part time at a Radio Shack . Dat username ...... you really are a freak on a leash We're looking at you , Saudi Arabia . With the reality kings logo in the corner , I was expecting a lot more . I do enjoy borscht and Moscow mules .... My god . that's about it . :D ( ┛ We don't have ü " It's-a me , Mario ! " is a close second for me despite it only coming up once . I'm sure Ubisoft felt my You son of a bitch , that was supposed to be implied . black man here , if I came to visit Liechtenstein , what should I go see and do , and would people look at me weird ? How's them hoes up there in Liechtenstein ? It ... Wat ... Except I like dogs . He's not coming anywhere the hell near my brother ! ಠ_ಠ not sure how I feel about this You may say this as a joke but my friend who is new to CS actually asked multiple times how to defuse the bomb It made front page . You know I can't imgur at work , Matt . * * Her nipples and belly button . I had to get my doctor to look and see if something in her belly button was hurting / bugging her . Nope . Totally " normal " , yet her belly button is all scratched to shit When you typed this you hit all the cop cliches perfectly I work at a nail salon and I constantly massage and touch ladies feet .. I can only imagine how happy people with foot fetishes would be if they had my job .. Da faq is this shit movie ? Why so curious ? Why is your phone carrier Subway ? ( Wow .. Apparently the owner is asking $ 75,000 for it Thrash was already a thing when you were born . ಠ_ಠ jokes on you OP I have no rational thinking when it comes to / r / nosleep Don't do it . We can't afford to lose another xboxer . PS exclusives have no replay value . Master chief needs you . As Austria ? The nation with missions to get PU CBs on 2 of its large neighbours . You were not able to gain a PU over Hungary and Bohemia , regardless of the missions which GIVE YOU CBs on those nations . Amazing you're typing this while in the hospital . Your tl ;d r is longer than your actual post . ( Yea civies shouldn't fear you otherwise . It doesn't matter if you're running around the store with a shotgun telling everyone to stay down . It doesn't even matter if you blow the brains out of the dude next to me because he pulled out his phone . They should try to call the cops even if you're right there . Did the dictionary get you ? \ ( So one once told me that they had a friend of there brothers fuck a goat and then his brother did the same . That's why I just send it to safari and it opens almost instantly . It's not that much of an issue for me . Maybe it's a server load issue on reddit , who knows . Also I used to have amazing internet , now it's just sad ... I get like 15mbps ... But now I'm seeing people with 30-50 Mbps and I'm like ... I mixed them up upon first try , utterly confused till I tried again * [ citation needed ] for reason # 2 Spec racing with a strong field of drivers = something like 7 different teams / 10 different drivers have won races this year . Oh , and IndyCar also has a double-points finale ( For a second , I misread the title as ' Fun joke strats to ruin games ' Staying with my at-the-time girlfriend who went to a different university ( college ) ... She fucked some other dude in the first week and I didn't find out until the next year For the love of god Uuuuuuhm ... Ok buddy . Koch industries - this company is fueling a ridiculous amount of hate speech , slander , and political right wing funding to buy off the government and advance the Koch Brothers ' personal agenda . We may never . And while you were distracted by the shininess you missed the camera on the other foot Oh right Men with skirts and leggings Come on . - You have been downvoted 17 days = almost a year ? Fuck shadowmere OP should have rephrased his question . Whereas Microsoft has been known to send affiliated people to Linux / FOSS events , purely to disrupt them That's one hell of a fantasy Parent comment just wanted to express that this is the sort of behavior should be a role model to Christians . HotShotGG and Choax , sponsored by YouPorn . Was like O . O then like Nice try Bon Jovi Oh ok . My friend is an asshole then , he told me it's a game show dem white stains on your keyboard 13 % seems like the average these days . APR rates are always 0-3 % on vehicles . A lot of people's cards are probably in the vicinity of 12-20 % . Some higher The <3 makes me think you enjoyed it A $ 400 XBox 1 ? But , wait , didn't the torpedo pull a ninety degree turn in order to * enter * the exhaust port ? Huh ? I would move America's team to London . The London Cowboys has a nice ring to it . That mirror ...... , , , ( wait for it ) ... has seen some shit . Eye see what you did there . Been working on my curbed wheels the last two days . Managed to get two rims down to mostly the alloy , and the hard bits to primer in two days . Another two rim jobs to go ... Do you mean that 90 % of the cells are bacteria ? Why am I all over this thread ? To count this as an achievement feels tacky to me , though I don't know all the facts so First , don't ever say your " soooooo smart " . It makes you sound pompous and naive . Brilliant people never brag about their brilliance , they let their work show for itself . University isn't a reflection of your ability , it's simply a catapult that can just easily show you how to fly , or land you in a pile of shit . I bring great dishonor to my famerly .. Ha ! I totally wanted to try this since I live and work north of 85th . Metro's trip planner tells me that a six mile commute would take 64 minutes and cost $ 2.50 . You almost gave me a heart attack ! I'm very sure I've seen this before Yeah , I'm sure the only reason a guy can't marry a hot woman fifteen years his junior when he's twenty is because he's too inexperienced . Yeah . Specially on facebook . I only post twice a year . How is it against policy if he's old enough ? Don't tell me it's because of the shirt ofc I do Well now you have to marry her ! Your username ... 154/20 supply .... Changed it cause that would cause a shitstorm Failure ? Give me my Gabe damn Uncharted Gabe dammit Some people are just assholes My Dad took me and a friend to watch that when I was 5 , back in 1980 , and my friend was SUCH A BABY about the robots with the single red eye that went " zoosh-zoosh " we had to leave the film 15 minutes in bow down to the king ノ ( Is this 2002 ? Are all those flashy lights and gaudy aesthetics coming back in style ? Don't call him Panda Friend I know every lyric to Living in the Sunlight > I hope you're not surprised ... How else would your phone signal to Philips ... ? What the hell is wrong with people I saw one on ebay once , and it was going for $ 600 ( How the fuck did this post go this giant No probs . I wish I could say naps are easy like bedtime ( DD has been amazing with her new bedtime around 9 ) , but I think daylight and other factors throw them off :( Daylight screwed her up at 10pm so she was awake until 11 Or ... Cause I can't get off otherwise . ლ ( How do you pronounce ' Xhacatocatl ' The guy is just a psycho . They hadn't been together since May . Apparently he dropped by to propose to her Is that you in the clouds ? I think even if I did know the location of some stranger on the Internet's child , I wouldn't be telling you that . ▶ Well played ( Mines the same way , it's annoying throwing 10 $ in produce a week . Sounds more like an enemy ... No , you need Gwyn ... kind of scary that you know what a Dark Shark and a Raji's Untimely Demise taste like ... The knowledge that you went there in particular . * * there was no ice Adding and Opening Addicted to blunts . Fuckin ' hardcore . On the other hand I COULD BE COMPLETELY WRONG ! At first I laughed but then I serioused Hypnotic Myst and Peaches n Cream Please . More VG the better I feel like I've seen games like this more then once . I wonder how the game developers of these dream at night . The south Seriously ? I upvote ... nothing ... I was so salty about that especially being creeper bombed in the first temple " Being pregnant " is not the proper use of the English language I expected a dickbutt gif For years to cum .... Does his company have an HR branch ? He should say something . You are not overreacting . I understand the phobia the coworker has of flying , but wife's major surgery being swept under the carpet ? ? ? Common ... Be a little more sympathetic of the situation Illuminati confirmed ( And here I thought I wouldn't have to hear that name again Where on Earth have you been keeping your phone ? 4K quality , portrait orientation Changes to ww ? Nope , minor bug fix . I can keep this up all day ! ┌ ( It's the goddamn greatest . No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! " It's honey and whipped egg whites . " I'm stubborn and was worst when I was little . I'm already starting to get it back Sh .. sheep silo ? ( So , counting the number of rings in people's anus was ... unnecessary ? Some things never change . Yeah well your bae tastes horrible and makes my clothes come off Some people also think they drive better drunk ... " It makes you pay attention " Way to put that spoiler out in the open , dude No shit . I always get the ass hole who yells at me My daughter is a tiny , dainty little thing at 19 months old . I don't know her percentiles anymore , but she hadn't even passed 21lbs yet TL ;D R I'm Like No .. Oh , great ! Lol I thought bless your heart was a " southern " insult ... Poor thing . You Americans .... I'm sorry but I don't understand how you use the Stereo Adapter . How do you connect the microphone ? Or are you restricted tomthe Kinect Mic ? Sorry for this stupid question but I'm not getting something here . Yes , I remember it being on my copy that I lent to a friend at least 3 or 4 years ago ... the copy I haven't received back yet ( Your username ... He said he's busy and I should tell you this for him : ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( " It doesn't do multi-touch ... " Paper . I refuse to use crinkly paper ! You are OP What the fuck Grandma I am out of here ᕕ ( ITT : dogs barfing everywhere in GIF form Oh God , why When a car crash is better artist than me Hahahahahaha . That was awesome ! ! Sorry to hear about your misfortune . I love how his mother is familiar with " standard escalation procedures " . Please be very picky about buying bikes ! We were filling up water earlier today at the Save Mart on Keystone and this guy rode up on a bike asking if we were interested in buying it . Yeah , cos that totally wasn't a stolen bike . Hungary a full democracy . How much money did it take , Orban Maybe He is irritated by everyone calling him a goat despite him clearly being a sheep - I'd head butt your balls too if you relentlessly referred to me as a llama .... Just because you have 8 RB's doesn't mean they will be good ... Your dogs need " attention " ? Dara Ó Briain ? Chris Addison ( ugh ) ? Andy Parsons ( not a fan of MTW ) ... My guess - he was talking about Johnny Vegas .... > ( posting on throwaway accounts No ... ? Ah well Small things and a warning for young children Technically no ... unicode has a symbol for trademark , ™ . That's different from ^ TM , in that it's only one character , not two . You can also do ® and other fun symbols . You probably see this one often enough : Yeah , no . That's not how most of us are . I absolutely hate when people associate me with that shit , honestly , I almost never use " xD " in a sentence and I hate " Le " and unicorns in general , as for narwhals , I'm indifferent . I just like the classic image macro and the occasional cat picture , I'm not a full on " OMYGOSHxxxxDDDDDDDDDD FEDORABLE " 9Fag . Dat obnoxious Kesha voice . WTF i'm the only bronze player here Imagine Shakhtar Donetsk & CSKA Moscow in the same group Here is the kicker , she is Russian . Aww booooooo .. Was hoping it was finally my time Wtf is that metal toy in the comments ? A urethra gauge ? Playing with a suspicious white powder on a cutting board ... Ops should just post source ... ... for 11 hours . Most of which , people were asleep . THANKS A LOT , GUMI . Oh god you are right , the $ 0.05 upgrade And I was sitting here thinking that hand wiring was a pain r / IncestGifs .... They had better up the ram on the next iPad ... no . Bring in the onions ! Not tell my kids " oh you're so smart ! My kid is so smart " no mom ! Congratulate me on my hard work instead so I can keep studying instead of assuming ill pass everything because I'm smart More like I hope you called the cops Half of my vocabulary is blatant sex references and I've never been reported . In winter ノ ( Or LoL becomes a 10v10 moba and TSM and C9 join forces ... > Are we gonna find out Nozaki's parents have been MIA his whole childhood ? Cuz there's being " quirky " and " weird " , and then there's just lacking basic manners (; Because your server exists ? And how'd that work out Color me oblivious , though I began to suspect when i couldn't find a single Murloc deck with Deathwing and a rating above 1 on hearthpwn . No anarchy . Ever . too bad , none of the links is working Now maybe do some IDing on our sub too " Keeps us from having to kill them for not serving our interests . " yeah get to work I've never yet got gold . Tapirs . They know what they did . YOU'RE A LOWER-CLASS NAME ! GMP dmg vulenerability pack size blue packs map : crit devourers I win Change we can believe in ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Did I strike a nerve ? Does it say " hot scat " on the 5th ? I like them crazy Me to How do you not lose it on them ? Replace girl with a race or sexual orientation and I could see brawls taking place . why do you hate yourself so much I've only been to New Solid Gold and Sinsations . Sinsations was great , crowded , but most of the women were very attractive . New Solid Gold was C-Section city . Got a lap dance from a girl and her daughter He's put a lot of people off close-up magic because of this . Seriously , nothing matters if you've had chocolate . My nose finally stopped running because I took an allergy pill that dries everything out . Bad idea , honestly . Oh , hey , my voice is going out . Laryngitis will be here by tonight . Yaaaaaaay .. (= P ) Certainly ! At least not on purpose I swear I already saw this response somewhere ... Down vote * * you didn't answer the question I smell a troll . Nick Offerman's cell phone . More importantly , why is a building called a building when it's already built ? Pssh . You're the weak chain on every team You can't make me . Crapping my pants and / or burying my face in some titties without somebody assuming I'm drunk Exactly . Has this guy ever hockied before ? Exactly like So shitty first quarters are going to be the norm for us this year then ? Kobe and Vince carter are the same player When I first clicked on the link it had only the subscribe box on it and that was all . Not even funny as a joke Posted by " Democratic Right Movement , Restoring National PRIDE ! " What do you mean by " awful " ? Be careful I've heard some of those can be quite flammable these comments ( ✿ ಠ_ಠ ) Friendly reminder : Don't be a dick to people ! Rule 3 of TiA . ( ✿ Lets be innocent and say she's drinking from a fountain Dude that is awesome . I need some help building in my world Gates for group 7 opening very shortly ! ^ ^ telling ^ ^ you ^ ^ because ^ ^ I ^ ^ see ^ ^ that ^ ^ Katrina ^ ^ thread ^ ^ I'm judging you , bro > There is no step 6b ISTPs are a lot of fun when they are happy , but man can they get mired in frustration , and tend to take their ball and go home when things aren't working well for them . The ones I know are generally very observant and funny . And kind of sexy in a bad for me way . I read that as " Make up my girlfriend and start fucking " ( If they want better drivers on the road why not instead of announcing they're going to enforce the rules of the road according to SGI for a short time period and actually do it all year round ? But I'm probably wrong about something here . When a mom says they feed their special little snowflake everything organic , dresses them in organic clothes , cloth diapers are organic , etc . , but mom is sitting there eating Wendy's I have a friend that brought those up one day and when I asked him if he knew those didn't do anything , he proceeded to tell me that the rubber ones don't , but the copper ones do . Are we not all in / r / apple ? Or he is creating a longest cat turd in the world . HSBC was efficient at something ? ? I don't believe you ... It was a skill modifier . Or halo 2 . I don't want to know what a pupa is . Why the fuck is that the premise for a colouring book ? ? Yeah , because a 16 year old girl becoming Rambo , taking over the established military , and leading an army in to defeat the Capitol would have been a realistic direction for this story to go in . Going in with little to no expectations . With # 1 , this worked nicely . I will be sneaking food if another long labour is inevitable . My stomach suffered a LOT from that The argument is " God is eternal " - I was like " Are you kidding me ? The domain name already resolves to correct IP but somehow I still get blocked page when visiting the page in the browser . Cleared the cache , use icognito mode , no luck . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Boom boom acka-lacka-lacka-boom My daughter doesn't help matters . She's hitting the terrible twos early , and may be getting her second molars . She's 20 months old oh boy this ( jas ) maym is freshr than my piza rol ! ( DAE le piza role ? The Redditers * Her * finger , or just * a * finger ? No . My 3 UHC spawns under the lava will argue that claim . What about Brian ? Uh . My daughter is 20 months and I still won't potty train yet . At 8 months , she didn't even understand the concept of " no " . How would someone expect that of a child who can't speak and comprehends very little ? Because they spent their resources porting the Xbox version instead of upgrading the existing PC version I guess Pre employment screams are the wurst I thought I told you to stay out of here Zuckerburg .... If I was a hacker , I would take everything lvl 1 Good ! If Gordon can't play , no one plays I'm sorry ... what ? ? ? I think I'm just gonna go commit suicide now . No you sir , have a nice day . Meh , my daughter can be the biggest asshole when all I want to do is make * her * food My ex-best friend kept blowing me off for a guy . Before either of us were married or had kids . I dumped that friendship when it became clear that being stood up was my fault and that we were just growing apart My daughter is dainty and short . She maybe , finally hit 23 lbs now at 20 months . Her clothes have fit her well past the ' recommended ' sizing . Aka , she still has a 6-12 month onesie here and there Stab mag ? Not sure if Came expecting spillage into the Lake Travis watershed from construction . Saw construction going all over the area supposedly going into the aquifer despite not being in the recharge zone What the fuck man ... I think gifts are allowed , though they're pretty strict with paperwork ( you have to have the right papers to win ) . Every item goes through customs and you have to pick it up personally . They open the box and look at you like this the entire time Ruin Baylor's Dreams ? ya you're definitely at the height of your empire ... It worked for me under beta 5 but stopped after GM ... Even between my iPad and iPhone We have a foam top too , but it appears to not be working again 😭 😭 😭 I think I just need to move and get some strength back . I tried to be active for as long as possible with daughter , and that ended around 8 months . This one is different because daughter taps me out as she is super active at home , never mind while out Ordered mine at 2:30 AM CDT and I'm not getting mine until October WARNING : My ADD / OCD : how can you play ball in interview clothes ? We can take em . Right ? Swiggity swooty . Elreon is coming for that booty You da real MVP . ☜ ( He has eyes goddamnit ! Wow ! These cunts use * anything * as an excuse for being obese . I also went through that and you don't see me waddling around . AutoModerator got gilded ? Tea makes my stomach go in my throat . Iced tea was working for a while and stopped Gonna be honest here . I shower before bed and toss my hair up . It's generally nice and curly by the morning , so I can quickly style it . However , if my husband isn't home to help me in the morning with daughter , I generally don't go out , * especially * in the early morning am asian That's what the Well that didn't take long . Who gives a shit , dude is a recruiter . He doesn't know shit and doesn't make policy . Ranting to him doesn't do anything for anyone . > You feel that way about babies . Fucking Canadians with their delicious maple syrup and entertaining hockey games ! Pic or you don't have it I shouldn't have watched this right before bed . Y U NO GO ON TS ANYMORE ! ლ ( Good call . Unless " Ice Pack " is code for something , then Europe is not the world That last face ... The casual transphobia in this ... If judges can't change guidelines , why not call a spade a spade : mandates ? How did you manage that ? * 4th grade * Do srsly think she's still alive ? While it indeed would be nice seeing Slane getting fucked in the ass by the princess , I would feel kinda trolled by her super powers Caught this in the theater . Made a Yeah I got it a week ago . Odd it happened to you as well Oh gawds ... I think I really like this subreddit No advice but here's a hug ( ( HUGS ! ! ! ) ) . I have days like this even * without * my ILs or parents , and it's made worst by my hormotions and a DD hitting her terrible twos way early A morbidly fat Russian girl screaming she wanted me to fuck her . In Russian . I don't speak Russian . With a username like that your masculinity is scary I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going I don't see " Adulate Steven " in there . ( a consideration of the present that isn't informed by the past ? ? ? Photobucket ? Really ? ! ~ ~ Dat formatting My husband and I eyed one at Babies-R-Us . Full price ? $ 300 / $ 350 You're towel .... That's not what your roommate said .. Dude , spoiler alert ! dogs face That part sounds infuriating yeah I tried to play god of war ascension a month or so ago and I had to sit there and let it download over 3 gigs worth of patches before I could turn off the PS3 and go to bed because it was too late to play at that point I literally blew him to pieces once in the last fight with him . He was a bloody pile of body parts . Still appeared in the next cut scene as a whole body , * still alive * We have . The managers said that they're glad we told them and to call the police if the problem persists . We already tried contacting the police , and they were no help . Mostly because when the cops show up , to answer the door , the guys have to leave the rooftop , which was the whole point ah , so you're a new series fan ( I enjoyed this . I see New Zealand was forgotten from existence again . This guy mid flight wants to open the door while masturbating .... Insane case of erotic asphyxiation ? Another factor , is that when you use an alternative solution and it goes down at midnight then guess who is getting the phone call Oh ... i can see why now . Were you going to say with a female ? Why do you think I have this name ? are those canned mushrooms ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ ( ' ºل ͟ º ) Remember when i said i'd dong you last ? I lied ( ノ Ok everyone : I'm new to this sub . What is bingo ? I tried Google , but I kept getting the Urban Dictionary definition . And I doubt it's that . Why would you possibly spray that crap into your computer No-body said the Cavs were trying to get Melo Yeah , I'm not talking about bronies We used the box our printer came in and filled it with 250 balls a few months ago What bending rampage ? She does not , but I did post this to fb ... So , I might get one of these What the heck is LSU doing Fuck . There's a million subs on reddit with nudie pics . Try / r / buttsharpies . Quit life . Worked for me Everyone came to the island at different times , the anime and manga just started the day Luffy , Sanji , Brook , and Robin arrived . You just didn't pay attention to what Shakky told Sanji about the order and times the crew arrived on the island . Problem is , he reads them too . He has forwarded them to me . He tries to review them regularly in case ( not making this up ) " some poor abused woman's vindictive ex husband posts a negative review because he is trying to help her stand on her own two feet . " To the potato ! ! ! ┌ ( You like where this story about you and your parents is going .. ? I hate this subreddit . You guys are the worst My patience for this shit is down a lot , and I get angry easily ( driving is the worst when there's stupid drivers everywhere Hahhhhhhhhh bills fans who hate on me . Out of curiosity , is he getting back at you for that * one * dinner out ? $ 100 vs . $ 600 is a huge difference , especially when it was a dinner on your boss ' dime and not something out of your own account Probably that 75 % of it was crying truncated by napping . That or when my friend asked me out to cheer me up but had to leave unexpectedly soon , and I started to tear up so I went out on the back patio of the bar and a guy came over to play the flute near me A little girl standing is " pretty adorable " . You know ..... From NATO occupied territories like Poland . Hey fellow dental assistant mama ( to be :) I'm not working anymore either because hubs makes too much to the government ( and fuck student loans ಠ_ಠ ) , and daycare is expensive for just my 1st . Now double that with # 2 , and we'd probably * owe * money You're obviously not very committed to the cause . I really didn't like this jolly rancher cumbox ryan move the fridge / u / unidan test post today you tomorrow me op pls the ole reddit switcheroo fuk rekt ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) Did you also call a shut out at the start of the game ? I swear , it's not mine . why does everyone think i used f6 Yeah guys , are your hands cold ? Then get them out of your pockets , ISIS will be emboldened if they see you doing that ! PC room ... ? that's how much sex with 1 coin guy costs here This is the leak equivalent of trying to shoot the moon . Making up leaks by trying to sound reasonable has been done to death I guess , time to mix it up and spew ridiculousness everywhere . ' new final boss Crazy Master Core Tabuu with 20 different forms ' gamez * get it right scrub lord ლ ( > Being a moderator is making sure that the users of the subreddit are safe from the awful posts that come through ( cheating , scam posts , * * and from time to time neo-porn * * What exactly is ironic about that you mean I am offended . How dare you make such a slanderous analogy . Walruses deserve better than that . I saw on Reddit that cinnamon can drive ants anyway . So I went out to the office after putting cinnamon powder on the area where ants were .... I returned to just ants hanging out normally , not bothered by the cinnamon at all .... I believe that is Bella Thorne . She is 16 . I'm onto you ... double poster ! Ho letto il tuo commento , ho visto il mio titolo e ho letto la tua stessa identica cosa Why are you so nervous As another Ontarioan , can I chime in ? I'm from the southern part of Lake Simcoe ( between Sutton and good ole Keswick ) , my husband is from just outside of Barrie , and I was a boring ninny until I moved to Orillia for college . Ya ... Orillia of all places eh I really , really hate the color palette of a shiny Scyther ( meant to be a Scizor ) and this is what the game does to me with no effort what so ever out comes a perfect 5iv one from the first bred egg . What are the odds .. Sounds like the 4 month sleep regression . My daughter did that shit to us from 5.5 months to 10 months with small breaks here and there Would you please link to some credible reference to support your hypotheses ? Especially the statement that women " often simply do not fully grasp how to drive . " Not everyone Ugh . It's the worst . You finally finish what you think is the last load , and then you find a sock under the bed , a shirt stuffed in the closet , and you notice the bathroom towels are smelling mildewy . Not enough to start a new load , but enough to remind you that the laundry is never done And what now ? Well gee , thanks for the vote of confidence y'all Dat font tho … ಠ_ಠ These Refs are garbage > Placenta Place what colour are your bathroom towels ? I live in Australia and one moved in not that long ago did you also miss the part where you're running 21/0 / 0 masteries Yes , that is what I meant . 彡彡ᕕ ( That jaw line makes me apprehensive . Something feels unnatural . yes , i too work at an establishment that loves to reward bad behavior . You do know chocolate is poisonous for dogs ... Right ? Someone was timing your bathroom break ? ? ! ah ah ah yes my bad . Just woke up . No need to be rude Screams of child porn . That sounds terrifying . Sounds good but to get those speeds is dancing with the Big Three and their pricey bandwidth caps . Imagine if they make Nunu's Consume have a special effect as well , oh the terror ( Absolutely wrong . Must have entire suit . No jorts . Yea , just because we get our milk in bags ... why you hatin ' on meh volvo ლ ( Yeah it is pretty cool . My car is a stick and was making noise ( turned out to be the dreaded valve lifter tick early e90 3 series are known for ) . Anyway , I was under warranty so I took it to the dealership . They tried to tell me the noise was my clutch plate rubbing against my torque converter .... Here in Pittsburgh , we opened Obama High School in 2009 . Even as a two-time Obama voter , Wondering how interesting and fun It would be to have an AMA style thread with someone who works at LCI ... Aw come on , now you're just rubbing it in ! ლ ( Your penis ... twists ? What the fuck Why is that Naruto 695.5 Post NSFW but this isnt . English isn't everyone's first language wtf dude Maybe it's from the 3rd person's point of view . ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) Then why was that your only comment ? That was quite ..... detailed there I'm 23 weeks btw " Plays like the real arcade game " Whenever I masturbate it tells me my daily goal has been reached .... Support-Mid ! ! Right ? Nobody .. Okay You ever suck amy dick for marijuana ? Take your arm back ( " the first hit " I see what you did there .... those eyebrows Your husband needs to let go a bit , and if he can't , he * really * needs to get some kind of help , or your LO will suffer in the long run :/ Your daughter could even grow to resent him ( I still resent my parents in my early 30 ' s You used em too much ? Is it dead ? I am appalled that this has no comments . This is reddit brilliance ... What about the white parts and look like each other This could in no way go wrong . I ... what ? TO WAR ! ( My brother and I weren't best of friends as children . One day when I was like 4 and he was 8 and our mom was gone , he decided to duct tape me to the kitchen table . When my mom got home she cut me free with scissors . When she was trying to cut a piece from my ankel , she accidentally cut me . Please follow Rule 4 What's wonder woman doing in that picture ... you're mocking me aren't you ? Agreed , wonderful touch . I'm not far behind you . 23 + 4 here . My 21 month old can be hell on wheels . I've stopped ' cleaning up after her ' ( a while ago I might add ) in * her * space because cleaning is futile :p I clean in there once every two to three weeks , but that includes a good vacuuming ;) If there's a lot of crumbs , ya , I do that at the end of the week . I can't stand crumbs under my toes Really fucking hot ( no not like that I had to do that for my guinea pig , with my hair American military superiority . Transformers is a prime example . Do bullets REALLY stand a chance against alien technology ? No . " He plays for Barcelona ... " * Oh damn , he must be pretty good * " in Ecuador . " I think you mean painal . Looked at the related stories at the bottom ....... This would make a good criminal minds episode , also creepy AF w the smiley face graffiti " Scientist " . Lol one trial , one subject , no control . At 1:08 he picks up the hot glass with his bare hand . ... Once . Just now . Thanks for ruining my blissful ignorance . Sure OP . Poor girl probably has the flu and can't stop shitting and you caught her going back to bed . How do you sleep at night Sir ? ! ? In the activator listener and tweak plists there is nothing about it except bundles for com.apple.springboard and com.apple.prefences . Thinking about waiting a week even though my option is McFadden Don't tell me what to do ! I've got Kelce and Floyd in PPR and I'm facing the same decision for flex . I was leaning Kelce cuz I also have Keenan Allen ... yeah ... don't get me started killing each other in elektro Honestly ! Who fucking does that ? I just noticed that . What about Thanksgiving ? ... KRAW .... THEN LET'S SEE YOU FLY ... KRAAAAAWK . Congrats to the Blue Jackets ( this year ) , and now the Predators , but come on ... when is St . Louis going to get something ? ! Hvad laver du på hjemmesiden for en svensk avis ? Wow after hearing that I'm not even thinking about it ! Honey , you are not alone . Similar but different situation . I'm 6 months pregnant , and have my own car . Unless my husband is home , I hate going anywhere with my toddler Right , because artists can't contribute anything to scientific discourse , research , innovation . * Anything at all ... * Only about three hours to put back together ... And misspelling bo-staff as bowstaff has cost you one ! Oh wow they take up more space I never understood why there's only one I would have been fine sticking to just one after the way my first pregnancy went . With this one , I'm still feeling very much 1st trimesterish .... at 6 months They were drinking beetle juice ? That sounds disgusting as fuck ! Mfw mummy doesn't have camra Damn Dutch , always stealing shit from the Germans . My husband is the same way . He is always opening windows and turning fans on in the winter . Says he needs fresh air ? ! ? ! The rest of us are freezing and he can't understand it . Finally a reason to use the Yes , Z ultra . I would show them but if I try my dad will threaten to not let me have any phone at all and there are people who don't have any phone at all . Keep in mind I would not lose any money at all . Won't that rot his brain because screen time And here i am thinking 22 is pretty good Oh shit i just did ( It's going to be 2020 in less than six years . Yeah ... A trooper ... According to your comment history I would say those belong to your wife . Unless of course a male woodworker likes to have his wife use dildos on him . I don't know This is so true . One man's throwaway is another man's dreamie . I have Buck , Alfonso and Winnie , who are apparently " whatevers " but , God , if they ever left me … Odesk takes webcam and desktop screen caps too though Chiropractic might even help OP if it's a case of pinched nerves :) Had that about 2 months ago , but pains were not allowing me to sleep on my sides without sharp , shooting pains . Apparently pinched nerves got un-pinched in the first appointment You know all about those sort of things , don't you ... Annie is pretty hot , though . Last book only I have a white but short moustache that cakes up my make-up It boggles my mind how anyone can be so utterly negligent . How the fuck does this happen accidentally ? My son is eleven and has a pocket knife we gave him for whittling the thousands of sticks he brings home ( do the banana one ! Ok I will : Italy : " Banana " France : " banane " Greece : " b'nana " ( μπανάνα ) Germany : " banane " Turkey : " muz " That's why I usually try to add some uncertainty in things I write on here , but to be honest , it kind of makes you sound like a pendant when all you do is criticize the smaller parts ( generalizations ) of their larger argument . If you are going to deconstruct their argument , it's best to just get to the point , otherwise it could come off as trolling ( unless that is your goal He easy do you think it is to lose your hearing ? ~ ~ That was so stupid . ~ ~ You would think a cop would know better " African-America from America " .. Nintendo will probably do all this - for Pikachu , that is . It say doll ... Gfy Swiggity Swooty . I'm coming for that booty ლ ( Wipe front to back instead of back to front after shitting . / r / islamunveiled I've noticed this with multiple cosmetic companies . Recently I went to an olive oil and herb shop in Old Town San Diego , and I found that one of their aged olive oils comes in the same exact packaging as my European Wax Center ingrown hair serum ... Getting that " conflicted " boner when she reminds you of your ex They couldn't even put the milk crates at the front where all the fragile parts are ? Lucky ! No one ever comes down here to Georgia for obvious reasons ... You've thought about fucking a drunk toddler ? Agreed ! ! Sorry they all give you a bad rap :/ It's sad . Extremists are usually the ones who give people a picture for an entire culture / religion . No , not all Christians are Westboro Baptists . No , not all Catholics are pedofiles . No , not all Muslims are explodey Haha ! I should have mentioned that I did have it done ! I'm getting loads of irregular BH and I'm hoping it turns into actual contractions ( watch me regret this later ... ) . I'm bouncing back and forth between ' I hope it's gonna happen soon ! ' and ' watch this one be overdue .. No idea what's going here so ... ~ ~ Now everyone knows how much of a noob I am The only time I seem to go without sex is when I'm still too sore from yesterday's sex . I probably wouldn't make it a week . No chance . Sorry to burst your bubble , but you can't actually talk to people in matchmade groups . That is ridiculous ( Quality post Women logic . Married for 3years . I tell her no need to spend 30min prettying up to go to the grocery store , that I love her the way she is . " It's not for you " ( No , it's not . The sea cat knows it should fear two starving idiots on the Grand Line ... but what the fuck is Internet Explorer doing in your dock ? This is the year 2014 for christ sake . My SIL also asked me not to donate sweaters she was giving to me just because they were LuLu Lemon . Make sure I give them to someone who will actually use / appreciate them . How . Fucking . Dense Yes it was the number 1 post the day the video came out oh sorry , didn't find a good table . ^ ^ ; ; ADULT CAT MINI OR RIOT ! ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Huh , 69 up votes ... how coincidental . I wish this would get fulfilled Oh agreed , but it was just so weirdly rude ? The clerk quickly added " Funny how that totally isn't true anymore amirite ha ha ha " Just realized the one on the left is facing the wrong way Dude ... Sunt curios ce te-a determinat sa vrei sa votezi Ponta Are they all brown ? What the fuck happened to discussing Pokemon vs digimon at recess ? Seconded . Blue eyed fella here , what's it to ya ? Uni ... Sadly , no one will be punished , like always ... Sad how corrupt this country is now . Corporations own us . Second Steam account . Has this subreddit really brought you that far ? Definitely that one tiny egg and individual sperm , out of all those little wrigglers ( or ejaculations / cycles ) that made ya , and all the little ones needed for your entire history of ancestry , and the fate of those coming together or even surviving , and who would you be from a different sperm ? What are your lost brothers and sisters like , those that didn't swim quite fast enough ? Just missed the cycle ? And I was IVF ... Jesus Christ Those fingerprints on the disc ( I'm disappointed by the lack of Images in this thread . ლ ( What a scary world you must live in . Hey , Wait a minute . I have jack shit but I know what a sommelier is . No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Guaranteed we will never see this though on any of the websites that have a " 10 things you MUST see ! " though ... 10 pages plus a random 11th one that you mistakenly went to without paying attention that the 10th thing you wanted to see had already been seen Worst part too was I honked with my intention that I * couldn't * stop and that * he * had to , and he honked back at me as he started moving ( as I was already moving at speed ) like I had done something wrong . Fuck . People . Sideways ಠ_ಠ no , this does not involve Tyler Perry . Hey ! - I am a 45 - Year Old Creative Guy ! You she-devil . Same here anyone remember the movie mission istanbul ? Haha ok . I'll be carving mine tonight , I guess . Shit , I didn't realize Halloween was that soon . And its my birthday Shameless plug about getting TS ... Had my parents acted more for his level of capabilities than just ' talk the talk ' , I have a feeling he could have been a totally different person with a totally different level of education , as could I ( that's a whole other story I support the message 100 % , buuuuut it's odd to me that people protest about this stuff . I've known 3 people recently who've had there kids circumcised , 1 had to go back for 2 more surgeries because they messed up . The other whined on Facebook the entire appointment about hearing her " precious baby " screaming his head off . If I knew you in person I would go to the ATM machine , put in my PIN number , and give you a You were supposed to wait until morning What ? you don't want that WTF kind of name is " Burl " ? I'm less shocked by the fact that the company is expecting him to pay for it , but in total shock that Walmart wont ' refund the products . They refund anything . ( / u / rain 228 are you still on reddit ? I'm allergic to Cruciferous vegetables ( broccoli , cabbage , cauliflower ) . People think I'm joking until I go into anaphylactic shock Woon sucks . Oh Amar Cant tell if sarcasm or not I don't use any other , although I did consider using an alt account to mod / r / videos with . But then it wouldn't be that hard to guess which account I use as the alt for / r / videos + someone in the mod team uses that gif aswell . ( Yes , I do mean you / u / OBLIVIATER This makes my head hurt . My iPad 2 became kinda worthless after an update from 7.1 . 2 to 8.1 . I know it's an old piece of tech , i'm not talking about games , but even websurfing and reading books is now a pain . Safari reloads pages by itself , sometimes it doesn't even load them in the end , just shows an error page Breaking bad so I think I'll be just fine but my chemistry teacher is acting really weird I ... I think that's my cousin / r / prolapse there you go Hate to be the bearer of bad news , but Silva is out until ... We make it to the MLS Cup . Send them sympathy cards a la snail mail expressing how sorry you are for the loss of their free time and money I really wish it was a huge plot by David . I keep hoping for it , but ... He's way off Damn , that just a big ass clit with balls ... Should I level and sphere oracle naruza or oracle darv ( too many oracles Embarrassed to say it but ... advice animals I'm more comfortable looking like a boy than I do a girl . And apparently , wearing loose men's shirts apparently isn't enough to keep boys from ogling my chest . I have no response . Too late my eyes are stuck like this I cannot understand why they're so addicted to Starbucks . I mean , it's just coffe with syrup , sugar and cream . Would you buy a website with " Warlizard forums " in its name that simply has a big We shouldn't think too much about how that works .. I think ... Balls . reminds me of when my roommates unplug my crockpot to use the outlet for something and then forget to plug it back in Yes saurik is clearly not fluent in English I am saddened by the lack of What is this By any chance did you look at my profile I've also got a 21 month old ( almost 22 , holy crap , here comes 2 ! ! ! ) and I have the opposite problem . I'm almost 7 months pregnant ( my entire pregnancy has been like this ಠ_ಠ ) , and can't get out as much as I want to because I have zero energy , and have to wait for the weekends with hubs so I have extra hands . I have the TV on all day , but my kid isn't one for the TV so I'm stuck Already have a 360 I didn't realize your name was Cinderella Why does this exist ? ლ ( They'd all be attached ... How can your uncle be Turkish ? One time , someone linked / r / cuteabortions in a comment ... are those real I'd cheers you with a Twix , but I ate them all Midori is just ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your denial hype dongers ノ ( Crossing my fingers for the karma-train express to run her the fuck over swiftly and painfully " Alot " That's interesting because I find that my feet often look too small with respect to the rest of my body , and I'm 5 ' 10 " too and a size 9 . I know a girl who is our height and she used to purposely wear shoes that were too small for her feet because she thought her big feet were unattractive , but in reality wearing a size 6 or 7 shoe made her look misproportioned . It was unfortunate because I'm sure it wasn't healthy for her feet . She could have use that paper to slide under the glass and carry it outside ( The title of the thread is more spoilerific than the content inside . Love it I set this up , and we aren't even really using it yet So this Kessler whiskey I have tastes like shit ... I think there's a reason for that gag ? Ahh , that makes more sense , but " usually " ... I did this in vanilla , made 100g at level 5 , 100 more if I cybered a guy . well , this is a thing If one does not wrestle how does one tear something .... I will accept this answer and respond in turn . Also . How do you know she doesn't like to swallow . I wonder what you want to do with them ... I think the both of you are grumpy cats and this hits a little too close to home . Dem eyebrows . If by " adapt " you mean " accept that you'll work twice as hard for half as much " then I'd say our generation is " adapting " quite fine . everyone looks exactly how I'd imagine a redditor serious enough to go to meetups to look like Wishful thinking . Only going to get worse What did he say ? He deleted it That jet-ski looks pretty fucking fun though ... I have to say , I'm getting real tired of watching the Saints lose in the last two minutes . Whenever we gain the lead with less than two minutes left , our defense is just unable to prevent the other team from scoring . 51 yard pass on a 4th and 10 ? Come on defense . All wrestlers are gay I finally figured out what FWIW ... Mercedes are on a 10,000 mile maintenance schedule . She was still WAY over , though . You missed my point though . I am italian , we dont have small dicks Couple nice cars , terrible colour choices and those fucking skulls on the Shelby Cobra So we're talking about tongue punching assholes now . Frack me Well there is a girl , said girl is into artsy things , she doesn't know what she wants and surprise her . She is a dork , gorgeous ... I'm mean like makes my heart stop gorgeous , is a Christian , and Cuban . I want to make something that she would like ... if it takes me awhile to build up the skill that's okay by then I might be dating her . What happened for her to pull out ? ( No dick joke please Knowing the Young's Modulus would imply that a sample of said vagina has been tested to destruction . Oh god dang ... We need a name ! ! Suuuure ! When I opened the box the cat was alive ! What'd you put in the box schroedinger ! ? Try taking an online only course through Blackboard . > Success has never tasted so sweet . There seems to be threads like this everyday . It equals begging Don't you talk about my sperm like that ! Yes you can ಠ_ಠ Kelce on waivers I've got a brother very similar to this , except he * has * seen a psychiatrist and a therapist , and * is * on meds . He's still , I swear , has an untreated bipolar issue that is being missed . That's my opinion because he has massive highs and lows ( suicidal ) . The worst part is he refuses to work for anyone and is 30 + living at home . He also keeps starting up failed business ventures and my parents are paying for it in the end His gf looks 15 You're trying to guilt me aren't you ? ( Literally ? If we get a 1v1 map with ranked I ` ll cum rainbows . ( My teams called the warriors I hate posts like mine because I love my country.They keep on giving me reasons . Dammit ! Why are my tax dollars being spent like this ? Sitting down is killing people . To pour even more salt on the cut , I live in a small town and the fed is practically the only employer . You wouldn't know it though because you pretty much have to sell your soul to get hired by them . Good job America ! I usually just draw this on kid's work lol ! They never challenge me on those questions . They know . I need help on / r / MCBirthdayCards for my upcoming Minecraft birthday party . Could you make a birthday design for it ? And can you filter swearing / spamming ? Thanks ! themoon 2365Minecraft . Like this As an anivia player myself , i'd like to add that the stun indicator will go retarded once your missile line indicator hovers over an objective or wall . This can be seen in all of your pictures , and this is most likely the source of the problem . I'd probably give it a go if it's covered in THC rich oil OP delivered . I didn't post anything to the forums haha . I just text you about it before I bailed on you and went to bed . How did did you mimic reddit so perfectly But he's on my fantasy team ... I read this meme with this face on ... Or you're sitting in an empty or almost empty bus and then someone comes in and sits right next to you even if there are like 20 open seats Well , if I need a new alarm song ... He already has a special flair A tutoring job from / u / IAmVeryStupid We got Huggies for free from my SIL . We still feel like we paid too much for that shit What's sad is I had no idea it was snowing outside until I saw it on Facebook I txt my gf I'm going to bed as soon as possible .. Which seems to be 10pm .. Any sooner and she thinks I'm lying Were gonna see this guy on the news after he kills someone I played a game of search once in BLOPS 2 on carrier and the whole enemy team was trying to trick shot . I ended up killing everyone and was called a try hard and that I should stop trying so hard . My brother * really * pisses me off . Alittle disturbing that someone took a bite out of it ... We have one ... but our dumbass fanbase seems to want to chant it regardless of the opponent ... ( He did great tweaks . Let's hope he is back on track and continue to provide good things for the jailbreak community like the MultitaskingGestures update which he was going to " share " Indeed . I'm never disingenuous about science . Omg there's a place where all of these are neatly packaged .... Mine doesn't even pretend Those eyes . My teenage son has taken to setting heavy things close to his door ( inside ) when he's hanging out in there . I quickly realized why , and now enter very loudly and slowly . That's weird , because I REALLY don't . Wouldn't that kinda ... I dunno ... Fry your dick off ? No way , I just had it apart and inspected all four cats ( yes , the damn thing has 4 of them ... He's always watching us 19 , the comments here make * me * feel kinda old Dat weak chin doe The BOR doesn't think so . Lmfao exactly what I was thinking I can't stop laughing ... so fuckin funny ... And I actually thought you were " killing the scum " This Nissan shit is getting a little too hail corporate for me at least she doesnt request for more expensive dress According to my opponent last week , Slippery Bogle is a good target Yeeeaaaahhhhh ... Some guys are idiots and don't see the impact their actions have * before * they go out of their way to hurt someone they're * supposed * to love Guys guys guys , calm down .. It was a joke ... Don't you see the " No idea why I zoomed in on that .... instant regret * * THE frell YOU SAY ! * * BACK OFF . No you're a license plate When I'm flirting with a guy and he flirts back until it's time to leave the party and this is his departing line : " You're damn right it's gay " I got one Titans also missing the Saint - 14 helm , only thing I want at the moment It's a reference to / u / Warlizard , the moderator of the Warlizard gaming forum ( Yeah . uuh .. But the cops still have the little hats and skirts , right ? * * WHO IN THE HELL LET THAT GUY INTO KNOXVILLE * * * * I didn't even know Pick Up Artist was a thing I am 5 I prefer to call it a masterpiece U have to download it doesnt download automatically its either in the addons part of store or in the in game downloads page I anticipated this . He doesn't really have a sizeable one , but I was definitely worried about the scarring of the area if we keep doing it there . I had no idea you could do it in so many places , so thank you for that info ! ( that sounded kind or dirty , sorry I have the day me edition and I haven't gotten anything either I am Anshul from India ( Asian ) , aged 14 . And really worried about my height . It is barely 5 ' . Murder and rape , mildly annoying ? I avoid all mommy groups and forums , and really only used BabyBumps , Beyond the Bump , and Breakingmom for support . My MIL was a lactation consultant and helped where she could , but never , ever judged my frustration for needing to formula AND breastfeed . I still can't explain * how * I sanely managed through so much , but avoiding BS , wishy-washey mom-groups , and ignoring people helped . I did what * I * needed to do , not what society expects ( ed ) of me Ahhh so that's what that was I thought it was meth I was told by someone else in this very thread that masturbating too much makes your hair grow really quick . traffic ? what * traffic * ? it was more like parkir di tengah jalan GOATEE looks like GOATSE lolol I'm so funny Downvotes from people who haven't seen the sketch How are you so fast TL : DR * * * Pregnancy sucks This is more controversial than I thought it would be . ლ ( Oh .. my .. god . They're not your family anymore . Dat username doe By bubba the whale Hey ! That's what my station is called ! But other than * that * why not use this image for Michael Brown ? Change your user name to Colin while you are at it With this My current dick as opposed to my past dick or my future dick ? can i get an I tried it and it does show the delete button but it just won't delete it Video about H1Z1 , ends up talking about Dayz the whole video Her ... butt ... Nice try , Brown Recluse Pen surgery No it's not . Might as well . What else we got lose . Even though that 4/6 = 2/3 = 6/9 . So , being the nerd I was , ( this was fourth grade btw ) I brought in some calculator that lets you type the equals sign and tells you whether it is true or false that both sides of the equation are equal . It said I was right . The teacher thought the calculator was broken . ಠ_ಠ . I told her to google it . She thought google was broken . you dont know jack about these nutes . im growing with them and they are one of the few companies that keeps tweaking their product to make it better . and the flavors it ends up with are amazing . Stop spreading wrong info and lurk more . Me too Yeah im only level 70 . I just like odins ls . I dont get too far into team comp or any of that . No . Please Shady back room deals happening Time for a hitman yet Dabbling in food , end up learning about shaving nether regions To clarify the game will still be attached to your account as having purchased it . Wait . How is that plunging neck line held in place ? Smart ass She going to end up on the 6 o'clock news How long do you play Skyrim for ? I know how you feel OP , I live in the bay area as well . I had a huge hockey game tonight in Oakland , I was preparing all day , then within 2 hours of the puck drop , it was canceled because of the protests . I hope once i get kids , they wont beat me at racing games . I've been playing them since i was little , and im consistently dishing out worldwide top 20 lap times in games . They can wreck my shit at anything , but not at racing , god damn it . I'm sure I just watched all 5 minutes of that . Fuck . Me as a senior airman , been one longer than others have been in the Air Force Is the tax making it so that you can't have what you need to live ? Is it THAT BAD , genius ? Or , does it mean that you might have to wait a month or so to buy something shiny ? Taxes are important . They fund countless things , countless services , and create thousands , if not millions of jobs . You sound really whiny right now . Slavery , indeed ! One pot two bags ? I think you are confusing reading history with reading Ayn Rand and a freeman manifesto . Why you do dat . My DRG has more HP than your tank does It fucking sucks living in Atlanta as a Packers fan . The whole country gets the late CBS game except for us . Νot my child ... but , my 3 yo neice tоld my wife to dance in the middle оf the room while she hid in a closet wаtching through the crack in the door . Well , I'm sure its totally not because she has a NEKROS standing behind her . 7th graders giving blowjobs anywhere is a disturbing thought That's not the guy .. the other guys face looks like this The part where everything is imaginary Yeah , us up northeast are lookin at y'all like I have no team . They forced their way into her room , but she was basking in the sun on the front porch .. ? Edition * But ... I didn't tell you which one ... <---- Apparently old enough to be a mom to some of you We all float down here . That URL Aria of Preseverance ( Because most of the girls are barely teenagers Liking most of the icons ... that Camera tho . Yeah the TSA doesn't have a sense of humor . My sister took a tiny bottle of perfume and they made her throw it away , and on the flight back i had to toss out my fudge ಠ_ಠ my aunt made that for me ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Your username ... I can't be the only one who thinks it's sketchy ... Please remove the penis from your mouth before singing I pulled my groin at 15 weeks with my first . I was in a LOT of pain from there on out . My OB wouldn't let me have anything other than Tylenol Just BE happy :D ... I'm a silver III player but these mehkanix are bad even for my standarts You aren't crazy for thinking ahead like that . Hubs and I talk about scenarios like this often . We don't really want anyone to live with us after the two burns we experienced with my bro and two of our friends You forgot my section of Bolivia Invidia G200 Catback exhaust with a silencer that won't come out I was making a joke I can't make out if AT & T can't honestly figure it out or just trolling ... Agreed . All those wasted doom blades I've Never heard that line . I love it when this happens . I ordered a screen cover for my phone knowing it'll take a while . I ordered it Nov 16 . Estimated delivery Dec 20-30 th . Yay This part is true . On one of the officer champs i learned quickly that i could not Jolt all of her moves like before . i ate a couple of Tracer missles and Electric Conals . i was like Juliet eh ..... Bought me a jacket . ಠ_ಠ Bought me a jacket . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ GOOD . The first thing that came into my mind was " Is she a hamster " I'm sweating bullets from just reading your post I'm in the fox valley too 5 ' 5 105lb , same problem . But my relatively large breasts apparently are a decent counterweight . I'm sure he's there for the wide selection and low prices My situation exactly . I was on the very last page , hit submit , then got a big " nope " .  Rubbernecking should be a crime . I know it's probably nice but the term ' exercise ' makes me all Popsicles . I buy 2 or 3 boxes a week ( sugar free to keep my figure , of course Yeah another example of the duality of our current system . He's right if this was just some white kid there would have been an exchange of words and he be on his way with a warning probably with his pants still sagging . Instead we see the officer escalating the situation . " The student pressed his chest into the officers . He felt threatened . " Seriously ? I wish I knew ! The first two made me feel happy , but after the third - which is the second one I've encountered today - now I'm just suspicious Plays Halo - first time cops are called on him for making loud verbal threats . I tried to click " my privilege " but then my iPhone exploded cause I'm on mobile . Yes . Why would Vlaar playing affect Hutton Because T-Mobile has always been amazing Me too , hahahahaha .. haha .. ha Downloaded it , icon looks like a penis What if they didn't sent you virus , but it was in . scr because they automatically made it a screensaver Add me , katurha ! :) will turn 18 in 1 month , i'm not that annoying but i'm french ( timezones is the real problem Hahah Mr Krab's like Is ... Is that good ? Selfish people in general , never mind over the mother fucking holidays 10 - year-old me jumped in there with a bunch of topless Swedish chicks that were up there swimming . Best day of my life up to that point ! Haha , good thing the water was freezing . Well if you weren't so closed minded that wouldn't have happened . Can't wait for all the baby boomers and there offspring to die off maybe then we can start fixing this shit hole you guys have left us . I bet you're one of those people who don't know what dj-ing actually is I'M SO MAD I CAN'T DO A NIGHTFALL , BUT I'M NOT GOING TO PAY $ 20 TO DO SOMETHING NEW IN THIS GAME SO I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN ON REDDIT . When they toe the blue line of silence for there brothers they are bad cops no mater how straight edge they are . It's there job to uphold the law . And no one is above it . A badge doesn't grant extra rights . They raised 100.000 $ within 12 hours . Surely that was the minority of his fans . I am in my early twenties and this looks like something I would wear Then what about boyfriends ? I ... that ... so many words tl ;d r dude wtf I was trolling , how dedicated can you get to internet arguments Poor Captian America , his superhero film acting career was over after Fantastic 4 ... Wait . I remember when comics got a chuckle out of just three panels . Yep , BH 26ish weeks with my first , about 23 weeks with this one . I did see your update , but just know it's not uncommon . You'll probably start getting them a little more frequently now . They say it ' shouldn't be ' painful , but everyone is different . My stomach goes so rock-hard that I have trouble standing Bosses seem to forget that their employees are not invincible immortals He has that top button done I changed around 5 ~ 8 icons only 1 worked ; calendar No game no life " Go to bed , Kusaru . " He knew exactly what he was looking for .... Spoiler tags the end of a link , doesn't spoil tag the actual text with the giant spoiler . dPix Fantasy Oh , the number of times I call someone in this circumstance and they say " can you put that in an email ? " ... Hey fellow BrMo . I try the TV route , but my daughter won't have any of it :( She's too active and has the attention span of a cricket Oh so you're * that * kid HUH You and me both ;) We * did * have something like this , but the place shut down :( Now the closest one to us , about 30 minutes away , is the last time I heard being threatened to close down for more ' mall space storage ' . GODDAMMITSOMUCH Dat username tho This is the first time a comment has ever made my face literally go like this You just became a dad . All I can say is selfish people who can't compromise ... like ... ever can go the fuck to hell ಠ_ಠ All I can say is next year will be our own traditions . We aren't bending over backwards for anyone with two kids of our own in the mix . Not for Birthdays , not for Easter , not for Thanksgiving , nothing . Husband and I have had enough of ' compromising ' with selfish ass-twats thanks Category : ( Anime with the most plot ) " Chunks " . " of hymen " Their real names are always " Ramdeep Manass " or something Everything ? What are they going to do with that ? Are they to make the multitasking view into a pseudo-Chrome view where multiple pages are treated as apps ? This isn't really new as desktop computers already have it , but their phones only have 1GB of RAM ( I would hear more of , " yeah I saw him stealing things , touching others , shouting out , and refusing to follow directions . But YOU'RE the teacher ! " Remembered this from Apple TV dude , his comment history shows he comments on / r / rescuedogs , and is looking for another dog cuz one of his just died recently . * * Look up to the skies Why is there air in that dick ? My penis is 8 - bytes long Windows Vista ? * * ( Hey , aren't you that guy from the I'm so glad my mom decided that beanie babies will be my inheritance . brb ... need to blow chunks ... Oh and I'm smoking that good good right now Honey boo boo's all grown up don't rush him Apparently I didn't imply sarcasm has heavily as I wanted to ... Seriously ? All I can add to that : ... Roose , Ramsay & Walder are TPTWP , AA and LH . What a fucking asshat . Why are there 81 unread texts ? This bugs me Isn't that the one that costs like $ 4000 Costco used to have Tabasco hot sauce as a condiment but no more Do it gently . It's my first time to go down a well , senpai . What if everything that happened is still part of the first Infinite Tsukuyomi when Kaguya was originally sealed ... She just keeps giving the world the false hope of beating her over and over again whilst feasting on chakra ... It could all just be one deep dream ... I pee in girls buttholes ........... I don't really understand how you come to the conclusion as to deciding if posts are untrue .. I hope you didn't actually cook for his ungrateful ass Yo no lo hice . Pero me pas ó agregar a un chab ón del laburo y que le empiece a dar likes a fotos mias del 2008 . Y una vez me dijo .. che est ás bien ? Hace horas que no te conectas ( antes facebook mostraba cuando habia sido tu última vez activo ) . It'd be cool if this video wasn't the same 20 second clip looped 3 times . its 350 new ? ? Find the pink " sign here " Find a Redditor These are late spring / early fall if we're stretching it Seeing as he's not here - You clean your toilet bowl * daily * ? I'm not on a prescription one yet , but last night I tried 150 mg instead of 75 mg of Zantac . Made a world of difference ! ! I know it's been proven safe , but I really don't want to take anything long-term for heartburn :( This bites , but searing my throat ain't gonna happen Wow , go get a room for yourselves , both of you ! ( As much as I love the anime , read the foken rules m8 LMAO ! ! ! ! My husband loves my hair long . I lopped it off after number one because DD pulled too much . Chopping it off was worst Ha , it's only temporary because I wanted to take a rainbow picture in the new library . Then they'll get reorganized by genre so I can actually find stuff . charlie chaplin died in 1977 . Cameron diaz was born in 1972 . Do not understand communist units / r / TheRedPill , much ? I know you ain't talkin ' smack about my Bolin . Facebook only ? ‎ Matou fucking Shinji ayy lmao weed The box is the best part ! I just had breakfast mate Wait DIO isn't well-liked ? The whole " I have to drive to the next stop " infuriates me to no end in cases like this . Really ? You can't just stop in a case like this ? It's technically not an emergency , but it COULD be . nice flair ... and name ( Those shorts I don't get it . My mother denies anything she's forgotten about . I suspect she thinks it can't have happened if she doesn't remember it ... Try the one in the link , maybe ? second gas ... I don't know man , this keyboard looks pretty real to me . I like that even the engine looks disaproving of this activity If it's an impossible creation it shouldn't possible to build . When my balls fall out my undies they look just as festive ... Thumbs down for lack of Rhubarb We have guests on Boxing Day , and hubs has to do my share of everything to be ready . I feel bad , but it least I was able to help get our daughter settled into her new room :) Apparently this helped a lot , so I will take it . Especially after the BS that's going on with his side and their inability to communicate with * anyone * We're not being serious A little late , but I just finished The Newsroom's last episode . This season's pretty watered down , masyadong senti . Tapos na-realize ko pa na nakakarelate ako kay Jim Harper pagdating sa pakikitungo sa mga babae Here we go . Everyone trying to make this way harder than it is very funny .... Who needs human meat > I can't give him a home because my roommate wants a kitten even though he's already here ಠ_ಠ What will it take for Gumi to listen to the majority of its players ? My firstborn son ? Seriously , this is just ridiculous ... Kegels have failed me with little Sydney sitting / pushing her feet on my bladder and adding the force of a sneeze into the mix , I'm just glad I don't have a cold or it would really be a hot mess . What is this ? I get what you meant to say , but still ...... And here I was thinking I would sleep tonight Then stop having a sexy fetus . Ahhh the key to her success I think everything is wrong here , from the " Today " part to the " I Fucked Up " part . Stay away from here lucky bastard ! Thank you ! Now I can suffer Who would have sex with Toy Chica ? Your dick would probably just be extremely red Them eyes haha ! ( You're rich , or are your parents rich ? Well then It's quite magica l What if they were used first ? Lucky , my Cubezz order couldn't arrive on time . I am living in Abu Dhabi . The Emirates Palace is a three-minute-walk from where I live . Cats don't get cooties and this is now a very serious discussion about vaccinations It's the Fl No1 can show you how to get elo , seems like you are one of those who only blame :) iPad mini ( make one for regular iPad and Air , for the sake of others ) version , please ? If I can't go near them , how the fuck could I date them ? I want to submit your post's title to this sub because interrobangs are egregiously crappy design I love it What did I just watch Well , she has the better eyebrows of the two ... But ... Don't make me break out the Dickworms . I will ! Ill likely be out doing things that single guys from smaller , more boring towns do 31w and 5d I just got done shaving for the last time . I refuse to go through that again and my vagina does not look the same . I thought it was sexy puffy , but it looks like , well we know what it looks like . d ( It must have been awful before . You the man And a nice cold beer and get drunk looks like your roomie need a more balanced diet That's why people are dumb as shit ( * Obliged to comment since it is an Umi account * ) * * Sigh ... * * Why are people giving away UR Umi accounts lately ? If only those were available six months ago ... 120 + loveca is really generous considering that the next UR released is New Year UR Umi . In fact , the person who wins this account can even spam those gems to get T1 ! ^ ( I was on board until the last word ... I like Mondays now It really is Me thinks Pennington gets absolutely destroyed in this match up ! Holm has too many tools , Raquel just has boxing , and even there Pennington is in trouble because Holms boxing record is amazing I never knew pussy can look so yummy . These faces on these character models bother the crap out of me They bandaged him * over * his leathers . smile bot Good job , now he's gonna jack off because you talked to him North Hollywood in 2017 ? ! That actually means 2020 ! What's wrong with the villager ? There's a specific button in alien blue for that . I'm better than the average player Not to cater to family who won't cater to my husband and I's family , aka , we do all the visiting but they can't be bothered to visit us Really ? good job at choosing titles that'll get yourself a lot of attention O . P . ' s Toronto puts on 30 seconds of fireworks in a central square that aren't all that spectacular ( and imho certainly can't compete with an entire city firing on all cylinders ) and then everybody goes home .... " Ice cream is for winners And she still lost I think you misplaced Ciara Nicly getting out of the stew each time Lario's batch anyone ? It's not just the boop wake-ups though . She will flick the curtain string , scratch the carpet , CLIMB THE CURTAINS LIKE A SPIDER , run around the room , jump up on endtables with liquids on them I'm sure the bondo and spray paint fumes are really worth the joke . I'm glad somebody realized this was joke .. or did you . " Seen " I'll show you inanimate ! What the fuck movie is the one with the kids getting shot ? Apologies not the right sub I would like one , please ! Every time I get a satchel in dungeon finder ... Every goddamn time Time to get a new user name Because he's decided that LUA isn't easier . It's for everybody else , and I got a 7 year old to program a turtle in Computercraft , but you know , a simple scripting language is the EXACT SAME difficulty to learn than a complete programming language . Haha , they sound funny ... haha ಠ ⌣ ಠ ..... ha ... ha ... I wasn't ready for that A timeline in which we got into a thermonuclear war with the USSR but still developed social media ... Someone else already claimed them , would be nice if they would have commented that the had Both of these gifs are from PC . There was a point where you could get both battle block and castle crashes for like 3 bucks . So I call b . s you snuff him ? I just don't have the tools He followed joses daughter where ? Instagram or Twitter ? Usually I just know it's a scam by 2-3 things : 1 . I barely have any friends talk to me in English 2 . They don't have terrible grammar 3 . They don't look have a empty chat history with me Whatever it is , it wouldn't be " penii " because that sounds like a plural for " penius " . Where do people get this idea ? I go Rumble with ignite in Master tier Everyone ? I found him first Is that a rod holder or are you just happy to see me ? Yeah , uh , how would you know about that ? Can't tell if shill or authentic life hack I've made it to 35 weeks , still in our bed , but at a price . I have to use a memory foam pillow under my thigh , and one under my knees . A snoogle is too hard for between my legs , and regardless , when I have to reposition the pillows have to come with me Wow , the guy who made the Muslim comment wants Islam banned from Europe . Oh , I know ! I was curious to see how many Looks of Disapproval you post vis - à - vis your other comments , so I clicked on your comment history one day and was amused by the sheer amount of Label on the drive says 4.0 terabyte . and , whist Syrio was Trant he stripped down Sansa and beat her Have you seen the size of those things ? Does nobody lock their door ? That's .. Cool .... * pushes my eve plane under the bed * This must be satire ... OH , wait , it's Buzzfeed . That explains the stupidity I am very good I need that ..... now . TIL Boku no Pico has a sequel That was my fourth choice for a title . Unidan forgot his failure at the cave . Considering your every other last comment has been I posted in another thread with some sort of post history game and now I feel like I'm being stalked . If you're reading this now I wanna be in a blizzard , but in a cabin sharing my feelings with friends and eating ham xD my night is good , I cleaned my apartment so I'm relaxing . How's your night I think I like the consent of absolute duo but I think in future episodes they will focus on fan service and not the relationships between the characters or the story . I think they will try to attract fans due to the fan service and ignore other aspects of the anime , due to the majority of the first episode being fan service . However I hope this doesn't happen . I cant relate to these posters . Je ne sais pas dans quel pays ils se trouvent dans Ugh . My smelly hippy room mate used to work there .... > " Just fucking get together already . The klone sound is more responsible ... I think 12 more It was the congressional canteen in Capitol Hill Looks like * sombody * has a chest hair fetish m10 , it got removed from the game in this preseason . I'm sorry , i say is not verry much hidden as color is differente from other Vous devez être très riche pour se permettre de rester dans un hôtel comme celui-l à 30 minutes Les histoires de fausses ont été divertissant pendant un certain temps mais thery sont vraiment stupides Shh ... CK's watching What's the worst is when developers bundle post-process AA and other effects into " postprocessing " ( looking at you , lords of the fallen ! Guilty as charged . I have a vault full of boxes with yellow lines that I almost never use . * * ಠ_ಠ * * you don't wanna know * * Thanks for ruining the subtle reference , autowikibot . C'est pourquoi nous ne devrions jamais faire un taureau en col ère Mais j'ai aussi aim é : year walk Sont-ils vraiment ça hauteur ? Ils semblent courts dans le jeu They don't offer it in my state ( CA ) Breaking Bad.Yeah , go ahead and downvote me for * answering the fucking question * How did you trade in ? Clearly it's not my favorite fruit and i have no love for that thing . But i live in a house with a damn huuuuge durian trees ; holly crap , you can imagine how it smelled when that time of year is coming Oh boy . I'm on mobile . Guess I'm listening to this the whole time I'm browsing reddit Same thing happened to me . People are insta killing for a moment out of the action . ಠ_ಠ . Testing . It's just a character in the new " official " reddit reader - alien blue - on the iPad version . Lower right when typing a comment . Not sure why it gets such prominent placement .... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Bro , I went over there and the very first post I saw was a nsfw anime wall paper dump . And it was the 6th in a series . Wait that isn't twitter ? Was just there last week , so fun ! Kinda crazy memorabilia tho if you look around . Did you see all the nazi sh * t ? This game needs better controls , but the graphics and the gameplay are ingenious . ( Is it just me or is there an evil squirrel in the middle of that ballsack ? * but picked up some great skills milking cows on the farm * Hey aren't you that Deathfire Grasp removed ? How many lives does the guy on the bike have ? Northern Irish who's spend a lot of time abroad , including several years teaching English , requiring accent adaptation for comprehensibility by children . Also asked all the time which part of America I hail from I've never heard someone describe their dick ( or vagina ) as ' popping ' So is this downvote . I like the smudge OP Guys . Get these olds out of office . Seriously How did you come to know this in the first place ? Same here shit breaks down or won't stay fixed . On dirait qu'elle envisage quelque chose de mauvais Il suffit d'utiliser un contr ôleur playstation 4 avec controllersforall . Mais vous devez jailbreak Ils aurait dû quitter Messi seul dans le capot avant Oh no ! I'm still stuck on the worry of her coming out , then it's going to shift to the worry of having her at home ! I think silly stuff like ' what if my boobs don't work and she's starving and I don't realize ! ? ' , I am so not ready for the reality coming , how will I sleep and obsess over whether or not she's breathing at the same time ? Is it unreasonable to have regularly scheduled breathing checks ? I may have accidentally tipped the scales into crazy land What kinda sacred books are you reading ? Arranged marriage ? I'll give you this one NHL , but only this one . Pourquoi est-ce que vous toujours utilisez le That makes perfect sense now ... It's his cakeday , be nice ! This made no sense to begin with , because on alien blue , it's a picture of a guy with a t-shirt that says " I love boobs " not a single lion in the video What is a " penitently " ? ? This whole sub is marijuana growers . GTFO They said it's a ' major surgery ' , even though it's laparoscopic , and that I have to heal one thing at a time I had to triple check that the baby in the bottom left picture didn't have cum dribbling down its face Don't ever say that again Now you wait . Now this isn't strange ..... not at all ...... That looks way more complicated than I would ever use . And that's just the Hornet . What is my Freelancer going to be like . Fancy seeing you here Pourquoi ne peux pas mon pays de faire quelque chose de similaire Just finished it . What a great flick ! That ending though Damnit , I want updates ... This doesn't really count but on my phone I've got qaz set to autocorrect to ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ ) and zaq to ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( I really REALLY hopes this happens to me . Right now I'm all , " Fuck it . Clean none of the things . " It shows . I'm gonna have a hard time watching that movie now ... If they don't update it , i don't see any point in doing a release and buy it . I need more of this . Are there anymore of these ? I need to know . how do you use your closet ? Where are you shooting that web from ? Just keep beating that karma piñata I was watching the game with mom and aunt who oogle over Kevin Love and got to see them argue over who Love was looking at between the both of them when we saw this I think Chris Hanson would like to have a word with you ... Je vois que vous avez fait là You're so masculine when you offend women You should write a bot or have someone write it for you when someone asks you that . Just auto replies with " See now you understand my reasoning . Gosh Wrong subre ... oh . Where's the The perfect date .... beer , weed , football > But yeah , the fake ESA cat is a bigger problem So basically what happened is that the m2a4 spots me and starts up its machine guns so i put a few m51 shots in it and it says it can pen none pen some how It's funny , people are scary of places that are less dangerous than some western cities . A cultural city in the third world ' seems scary ' , house party in London ' sounds awesome ' . And then there's the people who live in Detroit I can only imagine the amount of karma you've racked up with three simple characters ... Ahhh I rolled 12 eggs and like 10 chests at one event and got no heroes at all I hope this nurse not only gets canned , but into a * tremendous * amount of shit for her stupidity and unprofessionalism Bet you're a hoot at parties Question : I have a dell craptop that has served me pretty well over two years or so - contrary to reddit's popular opinion if he's 18 and has no priors , he will be fine . probably just probation . you , on the other hand , sound like you've got to own up to . if this is true and the dudes sitting in jail because you had the bright thought of sticking illegal drugs in his car over a dance , you've got a moral obligation to tell the truth how it got that . if you don't it sure makes you seem like a terrible person . Probably doesn't have an attached bathroom . If he does then > KARMA BRA ! more like ┌ ∩ ┐ ( Two sentences written for the entire week . I'm scared Will somebody beat that guy to death with a steel dildo , already ? Thanks ! I've had three people agree to trade that piece of armor to me and then just drop all contact . Small titties ≠ flat chested . The world needs more of these people . Too often have I sat amongst awkward company listening to bombs being dropped in the other room . i know what ur name is I forgot I was looking at the nz subreddit , thought to myself " gee , that singlet is pure nz " Je vous remercie de me montrer cette vid éo . C ' était génial Inb 4 developers are coded as minions . " I'm not so sure of that , " Rumi replies , all kinds of No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Those Apple Earpods in the background ( Dark ) Pit's side special Showed this to a friend into tech brutal death or whatever , he said the vocals were weak . Hey you got any more of that Nutella bread ? My brain decides the booting tone of Macintosh is . Perfect for the occasion If my cats see me when they are about to yak , they'll take off running for the bathroom as they were " trained " to . If I am asleep or not home , they'll sit IN the bathroom and vomit into the hallway . Adorable . Just the thought of having to wait until the holiday season for wave 6 kinda annoys the hell out of me . Not on a kid . Strangely pretty hot , post more ? Four hours later and my brain still has a full blown orchestra playing this song on loop . Plus side , everything is just super today . Negative side , the kids have said a couple times that , " No one has really asked , Mom . " Now let's pretend this has nothing to do with Islam . le lézard est très cool . Lécher l'orange Devs don't track , we have people for that I really wanted this to be true and even worse when you imaging a 60 year old GRRM writing and thinking about that ... Reliving Hatoko's speech via storyboards was a nice experience ( even though Hatoko's eyes are .. bleeding ? Then there are more Facebook users than actual people in the US ! Mostly a cultural reference , as I thought it looked like the kaomoji emoticons she always uses . Especiallythe ones with eyebrows like ( And now I can't stop thinking about everyone-born-on-Feb - 23 , - 1985 ' s parents all engaged in an orgy ... * Upon leaving the university your installation of Office Professional Plus 2013 will cease to function . * I don't think that Su-Won could've become a king in legal way , he's Yona's cousin That sub is so strange . They spit out bra sizes that would fit if I wanted to transport my dogs in there Mais retentissent-ils cool that's not the only thing that's raging Learn to dodge skillshots Same here I was prepared and got frozen in Wimberley with plenty of food . We got our copies mailed , things thawed out enough after release day for us to make it ( safely ! ) to San Marcos to get them . THEN that night the power goes out Plot twist .... You're the guy wearing the headset . For some reason the missing back legs are so much creepier than the missing front legs . ( Ya don't say It also looks like 2 different gauge wires That GIF has a better frame rate than the game does on my computer . Rape isn't funny . Period . This is why we can't have FULL COMMUNISM things . There are still two different types of grapes What did I say about these kinds of posts Well you have 2 options , option 1 is to go full on cyber-stalking , learning everything you can about her , and eventually assert your dominance by assaulting the other girl where she lives . Option 2 is try to stay friends with him and move on . The choice is yours Oh god , my pc is literally shitting himself from all the ultra hd goodies Just think what it would look like in 1080p ! t ( Law means nothing when you're dead . I'm really not a fan of this brand but ... I need this He's prominently cited and admired as a " risk taker " in Rachel Held Evans ' books . Oh cool , Frodo and NoOscar . Right , well , I don't see how this get's so many points on / r / pics anyways . 3 alts and only 600g But why is it itchy ? ! This . Entire team is hopeless on the eve of WC . What sort of preparation is this ? Shit in Tests , shit in ODIs . Hello ? I like it when you use the word " hard " and " rough " in the same sentence Dyrone Now you're part of this . I think you meant Viv ? Ann is the little girl . Too soon , man Yep ! No such thing as being ' a little dead ' Surprise , I'm apparently an oracle and can dream truths about you . I think dildos are bigger :D unless you have the Tyrion Lannister version Thalnos in a warlock deck . Was this today ? That might have been me ... He threw a sink . Why the Dude it's great I'm not even close to that Since I've joined in late 2014 , I've had the pleasure of picking up a couple things including Lorac Pro palette , Anastasia Dip Brow , Maybelline Touch of Spice , Revlon Black Cherry , & amp ; amp ; Tarte Exposed blush . I blame MUA You're lucky it didn't say sluty red riding hood Not sure if awesome , or reckless fetal endangerment Tell me your a new immigrant please I .. I don't understand what is going on here . If you were to have said that 7 months past in Reddit , it would have been not less than crucification as a well deserved punishment for insulting those heavenly creatures Fuck . Right . I have that . I took the word ' read ' and thought it was ' book ' . I usually hate people who think graphic novels aren't books . Self Getting the splint taken out was so weird . I did not realize how much your could actually fit up your nostril until then . I'd never support an artist with poor grammar in the final draft Zephu still good . ( I got oracle my first summon That looks like a dildo .... What the fuck ? your bars are angled too high ... with your rear wheel ~ 9 " off the ground If you talked like that I totally would . Ok thanks ! But on a serious note Ichika from Infinite Stratos , " This hot girl wants me to give her a massage half naked ? As a man I can't do that ! " In 20 seconds ? That's incredible . I was about to start getting cocky about my 56 , but then I saw your feat . I cry every tim The fuck is he trying to convey with that expression ? dear god ..... Really ? You have no shame . Oh I bet Timmy is happy to have u home for 2 weeks .. Or maybe I have different values ... So unprofessional , NO socks That would take the pod above the crap line . GO AND TAKE THE 25 RIGHT NOW YOU INSANE PERSON . I love you I've seen the reoccurring Oh hell yeah ! ! Brown people dancing like white people . I don't like what you're subtly implying about glorious Negev . Gloves . I have had it with stupid Jesus Most of these When you search for the show on Google , it says the IMDB rating is 4.2 . When you actually visit IMDB , it says 9.9 / 10 . Stolen right from Tim vine Took the wife out for her birthday . $ 240 for a 4 course meal . I still had to drink a protein shake when I got home . What is hempire ? Like " Iorweth " instead of " Iorveth " . We don't use the letter " V " in Polish , so " W " sounds like " V " . Also " Ł " sounds like English " W " ( more or less ) . Damn complicated ! What the fuck did I just watch ? I have a wart on my foot now and after reading all these replies . I'm guess I better grab a towel and get to work . " the packies " ? You look exactly like my mom did at that age .. She is indeed . Also I'm not british What the hell is a working man supposed to do with a limo ? Not enough guess those prices aren't so low after all ;) Everyone understands . Harley's are worse than Hitler telling you about his first month doing Crossfit . Can we please talk about something else on this sub ? Doesn't she just ... Blow your mind ? ▄ ︻ ̷ ̿ ┻ ̿ ═ ━ 一 ( Just last week I had someone in my history class that asked if George Washington was still alive . It was the second time she had asked that question within the span of two months . Although it's a good sign , I have to say it's not very promising when a player has to change the throwing motion that he's been using his entire life to make the jump up to the next level ... Tim Tebow changed his throwing motion too , worked out pretty well It looks like a weird Barbie wake ? Or funeral ? Maybe a public autopsy ? Yep , the coupon . " Whoo hoo , as if I'd ever use it . " Hint : I won't . For what basically amounts to OC . I .... just .... Literally what the fuck , Vargas Relevant Flair thank mr Oh man , I was madly in love with Anthony Kiedis just like this once . Cried over him , listened to his music obsessively , even stayed home from school for 2 days when I found out he had a girlfriend ... when I was * * 14 * * Why did you give yourself 25 skill points don't send the labor forces to holeville . Holeville is a pointless waste of time . > Yeah , because the current system prevents that This wasn't the best thing to look at on the day I found redbacks and a redback nest at my place . Clearly you do not understand pathing if you are having trouble figuring out why these jumps didn't work . so this is the buff to compensate dfg they were talking about How much programming experience do you have ? Wait what ? So the cops stopped the murder plot by finding one of conspirators dead and arresting the rest at the airport on their way out of town ? Fine police work and excellent headline ... The prequels never happened That's pretty funny . You're some kind of gay magnet clearly . This is because Catholicism is dying out . They need more people to try to persuade . In order to sustain themselves they need membership , even if it means over populating the world and further limiting our resources . But God will provide for them ... right ? Mmm .... Wait . This ain't no jolly rancher . South America I was expecting roaches or something to fly out of it Please respect tables . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Same here , but I'm fairly confident it's been due to the providers and not myself . Every one of them has been under the impression that you just lick the tip like it's an ice cream and that'll do the trick In the trunk ... hey - it's Shameless . Instructions not clear , stuck my dick into a blender . Yeah , there seems to be a recurring theme of jumping the religious gun on many of the articles posted here . As if nothing bad could possibly ever take place without religion . " Boogers go in a tissue , * not * in Mama's nose ! " That would be really awesome to see and I'm glad they've gone back to gold border cards instead of that weird mega thing . You also reminded me of that bs with Plasma Storm , let's make SR Charizard , Blastoise , aaaand Random Receiver Why not use a 600 range champion oh my Can I share my own profile and play on both my iPhone and iPad with Facebook ? Keep your hands off our Cobb , KC Are you my mummy ? [ sees username ] nazi mods go away I hate Bronze people , I have to mute like 2-3 per game YESSSSSSS ! ! ! I'm embarrassed to say how many times this has happened to me . I've even started my period mid test . I googled ( well , Binged ) that Fair enough , he's pumped , but if I was umpiring that match he'd be getting one of my best E / N ( not sure about this one ) stepdad telling me I should feel grateful for being raped , because he once knew a woman who had been raped and felt stronger / less racist for it because her rapist was black . Sounds like what happens in * * Bang * * . First time I played I didn't get a turn cause they put the new people at the end so they could learn the game before their turn . And a shitty job keeping time . 13:50 , erase , 13:55 . Yet Google reads all your email , customers fiber Internet usage , logs all web searches and activity , user locations , prevents built-in privacy settings on its devices , logs router MAC addresses with geolocation with street view cars , all to turn a profit . * sigh * it's so sad that you get less puritanism * and * healthcare . Canada is the hat that is cooler than the person wearing it . Comic sans ... Do you ever get tired of the This has to be the quickest time lapse I've seen lol . Good footage though , at least I know it's still visible . ಠ_ಠ my ipad has a key dedicated to this face ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No , I would boo him every time he stepped onto the ice :D . But seriously no it's ThirdphaseofCGI , I'M not buying it Because you just assume that everybody is on MS Windows . Y'all motherfuckers need Zeus alien blue の謎機能 That's how I read it . Not everybody shares your sense of humor . If you do this to me , I'm hunting you down and executing you . ` I'd like to be that dick You must be fun at parties ... I figured someone would make that connection ! ! ! ! But alas , I don't really play 3DS ... even though I have one . This is partly the reason why the Hellbringer is my favorite heavy ... what ? Oh yeah . She was totally naked in that scene . How could I forget . ( I remembered I forget because I hate what happens in the comics ... specifically for that character . Still waiting on those baby boomers to leave the workforce But what if * * * ^ cyber ^ armed * * * goro " Pink to Reddish : ... it could be nothing " wtf Tygacil for post op chole ... Agh , and I'm still shoveling snow . He said he " just discovered " it . I'm sure it's all a coincidence . Yeah ... frustration . Not only is this off topic and contain no direct fat hate , but I think these are questions a fatty would ask ... I was so confused . Dude ... ( All smiles ... until they go on an outrageous 12 - game winning streak and pip us at the post for 4th Banana for scale . I had to distribute the synths among my three chars . Bought 279 Do you really just come here to tell everyone that one of their favorite games isn't going to last ? You realize it's kind of a self fullfilling prophecy , right ? Ah , the good ol days of letting the CPU draft for me because I didn't bother scouting that season and didn't give a shit what I picked up because my team was dominant . CPU gets me 3 centers in the first 4 rounds of the draft , because I needed a backup ... How is this bitch the same age as me How is this relevant news ? They do it like once a month ( Why the Her eyebrows are brown Ah the Lizard People ? You deny they exist ? Pilots don't make mistakes ....... Ever ........ Not even once ............ seriously ......... It was probably maintenance ...... Well shit , maybe that's why girls who look like Taylor swift weren't messaging me Awesome ಠ_ಠ His laugh sounds so weird Absolutely . I totally agree . We should exploit war-torn countries for their oil instead . Just post the No ... MFW no face in MFW post Did you just steal one of the imgur comments ? Good to hear ! I used to live near Oxford where there weren't many drunks either , besides students which don't bother me too much . I just don't like the ones that are all pent up and need to beat people up or shout a lot nonsensically . Its illegal The turf has taken some of " him " , rather I like fucking young boys Can confirm . Your phone knows my name too How dare you . Man I know this problem , everytime i come up with a new name for my fake company all TLDs are taken ... Your birth took 25 years ? He needs to eat more .... or acquire a chin Thank you . It reminds me of this thing : Around the World's a classic , tread lightly Same ... instead I got my 3rd Sneak Not much of a discount Yeah , that's another reason why I went with the Put a wheel on the bottom of the door . You are German tho No info because suburbs of Milan are not interesting or attrattive You used the word gullibility , and now I'm not sure if I should believe you I see a lot of L . Ron . Hubbard She's yellow I don't live in this city . Nope . Not me Can we discuss for a second now rich this kids parents must of been ...... I meant the actual and entire game In CHARGE Now I basically live in Chocobo Square . Seriously … ? except I get TOO into it , and end up doing it until my shoulders hurt . I am very passionate and love doing it , but it hurts ..... it hurts so good ლ ( We're more of a gaming clan if that wasn't clear no vandalizing Samesies . I thought I was a 25 year old Australian female . But nope Anyone attempting to just declare that any debate is over immediately sets off my skeptic meter ... Booker was TPangolin the whole time Pretty good at getting fat . Congrats ! Post updates as you go along I'm super duper curious I bet they will ... No , it just got all over ME instead Pakistan is a different country ... Oh ya , on every track ! You wouldn't believe how many wips I have XD.MY only advice would be to listen to the structure of pro sings . It really helped me . I especially have problems with transitions . It's technically south - west from Bolivia too WATCH IT , BOY . I CHOOSE THE SIZE OF YOUR NEEDLES AND CATHETERS . _just stop . Like , ju - No . Stop . Ok , I watched both versions . The first " musically accompanied " version was ok and kind of WTF is that ? The additional version with original soundtrack I'm not saying you're a feminist , but you're a feminist . Well that was ............ interesting Someone's gotta do the " username checks out " - thing right ? God damn it , that was disappointing as hell . * Some guy * At first yes , and then 69 more errors showed up * Dude . * You're saying this in a thread about one such post being deleted . Because that worked really well for Axel and Ryback ! And , unfortunately ... They've been around for awhile Shameless save comment . You've been here slightly longer than a while Op is in Venice . A view like that is costing them a pretty penny too . Also , why did he ask the husband's permission to do a " medical procedure " on her , not the wife's ? ? Dark Chaos Blade ? Did ... Did I just watch ... a laughing albino dolphin fuck a fish neck ? Pretty sure it's Comic Sans … I know something that also gets hard .... Half the time when I'm doing those contracts I spend forever getting the orbit perfect , pulling my hair out thinking how precise do I have to be ! ? Then I realize I forgot the antenna or a battery There's nothing more important than winning the race Don't suck Too late . And I just started the second half of season 2 . You disgust me . I have a gram scale . I use it to weigh food . Fotografo , montaggio video Came to say the opposite ... Mine really does nothing well in reality . You should really change your flair to HAHAHA OMFG IS THAT A BIG LEBOWSKI REFERENCE ? XD ! ! ! ! I LUV THAT MOVIE ! HHAHAHA LEDDIT LE UPBOAT LE CLEVER REFERENCE HERE HAVE SOME LEDDIT LE GOLD LE it's a bot / script he built to reply with Somehow my brain refuses to register that as a real car . All I can see is a matchbox car . The * only thing * that can ruin money That is a purple link . Yeah . Too soon , bahd ! I have used it and it crashes closing the app , maybe you can made a diferent interface mor é friendly and fix the names of the sounds Didn't you make a backup before you did it ? Usually the turtle wins the race ... unless the turtle is crazy . I really like bunny perios tracker , its cute and functions Hold on ... That means this is the earthporn equivalent of child porn ! How strong is it to just rip a mouse in half like that , holy shit What exactly is going on with her left thigh bone ? That photo of that bird is horrible Just look on the bright side ! With 4 friends , you could make a whole DotA 2 team . Name checks out You don't think .... Chip wouldn't ............ nahhhh ... Yeah , isn't it supposed to be a seems you have a gun in your hand Alice who ? Explain in laymans terms what a double takedown is ? Damn . All-boys school ..... Eh , its probably nothing , but I think my friends would be surprised ( Hey ! Don't give them any ideas ! 14-1 at 19 mins Youtube is leaking Three seashells ? So confused ... ... and it never works right . Just took the first session of our PARCC test today and we literally spent an hour trying to start the test because the server crashed . Bu-but ... physics ... I liked it better with no drums Sadly , when Ubisoft went ' next gen ' , they did not bother pushing the boundaries in Rogue , and from what I have read , it is just like a hypothetical ' Black Flag 2 ' " Give your baby milk mixed with 7 - UP " Your wink emoticons make me feel like I'm about to walk into a world of traps Are you trying to escape your criminal charges ? Why do you want to move ? Susanoo doesn't use up your life force or eat your soul They can't exterminate TAS bot like this it will only comeback stronger and 1 nanosecond faster.They really shouldn't be messing with the natural order of things like this . ლ ( Where the hell is this ? I've played ME2 a gazillion times and I have no idea where this is . But what if it's a guy with a prosthetic arm that was killed ? Please stop summoning me I have so many weird feelings right now . TIL . And all this time I was laughing at Americans for drinking so much Bud Light . Yes son . The cum too . Golden showers ... then there's me , way after the fact , commenting for the sake of commenting . yes , this will go into the depths of the Internet , maybe seen by the lone wanderer , but I post with pride , my head held high , as I ride this majesty of lost comment . You think pop stars shouldn't be allowed to create explicit content ? Who would do the censoring ? * The government ? * Nice try kid , but you're full of shit lol . Heroin is going to make your pupils the size of pin points , not saucers like Sid or Molly . As a fellow PvP'r , I agree to disagree . Champions never look back . They only go forward . ( ಠ_ಠ ) ( Froggen will never get benched After the cero had gone off Chi quickly let go of her wrist and jumped back to draw his sword and prepare for a fight . While holding his sword in a horizontal manner in preparation she begins to ... talk about a show ? He has " Everyone above in this thread got me like Yo ... Like , I'm no makeup artist or anything but I'm * pretty * sure she contoured her cleavage Nice to see how the Germans are using my tax money Fun ( if slightly embarrassing fact ) I actually did have a Grumps dream once ( and posted it to the main sub Unless if your student loans are at 100.01 % Did it with headphones ... worked in both ears . Only that you know , the third movie was actually GOOD [ M ] I paid for no ads , I'm about to start using a different app . Goddammit , Carissa . Don't make me start going on and on about how beautiful you are to the sub . You know I will do it . They were dancing and their hair was getting caught in their faces and I find it interesting they use Eden instead of Cody Rhodes himself , she says a lot of the modernnoeepoppp ಠ_ಠ Add my name to the list of people who paid twice and either want a refund or the ads removed . This is a horrible business practice and deceptive . They'll have to reset it again after our next matchup It's just the same as any other match ... minus a 15 min wait I just checked . t ( Chance the dude at it again . I tend to have a face of much more shock . I only pee in the sink . Saves water . Yeah I remember seeing it . Reposting in less than a month I read " rubella " as " Nutella " and thought I'd click for some interesting zenra stuff . I have problems . > wow jake'up ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Irv's is a competitor of mine on another front . Hasn't met a MAPP they couldn't break , or a photo they couldn't steal . Damn those stats tho Okay , I can get that Tlink went flying because of a momentum glitch ... but why the hell did it deal over 100 % damage ? Please , it's an iPhone " 6 " . You'll have to wait till at least iPhone 10 before it'll be able to fly . It's focused on her ear instead of her eyes Go Shockers We're looking at you Sugarloaf " Sena owns city " Not only that , but there doesn't seem to be much in the way of sources to back these claims . Don't see anything sited from the FDA or the Paediatric Society he's affiliated with either The girl knick-named " Dago " ... Yes there is . well , now i'm getting ( ಠ_ಠ ) ... ( Somebody is in game Im sure you've felt every part of your body unless you was born a nun Same here Wanna see shit leak 90 degree entries into highways are totally dangerous no we aren't using a swastika for Adolfs birthday Absolutely look into the collection * Welcome to the Monkey House * by Kurt Vonnegut . There's maybe either 10 or 25 stories , can't remember ( Yeah , shitty broken up black nail polish . Totally a chick ... It's unpleasant for me ! Just because they're nice and perky doesn't mean it's fine for them to flashed upon the screens of old men Wish I had the . gif of Ron Paul right now . I can make you go from zero to tears in 0.3 seconds . Kind of amazing the amount of people here who can gather the exact words , and more importantly , the exact mood of a dialogue between two person based solely on one side of the conversation ! IMPORTANT QUESTION : Who pays to hunt down the renters and beat them unconscious ? The seller , or you ? There you go , hyperbole again ( Stereotype ... You said it I'd give up chili for the rest of my life for just one opportunity to punch that stick figure in the face 1649 notifications are you Barack Obama doing an AMA or what Why are there so many cameras in that exam room ? are you a wizard ? I love living in San Francisco . Every day I drive up Turk from Market St . and I don't see a naked guy taking a shit in the street is a gift . Bless this day . A decade ? * * Then I would suggest you pick the 13 " rMBP . It's portable , light and not that expensive as the 15 " is . Driving to work yesterday I was passing a car cruising just under the speed limit in the passing lane ( FrOm emi : Paris Hilton wins because people are talking about her . If you don't like something don't look at it . If you read something you find offensive don't read it . If you don't want to see Paris Hilton on those one's and two's at da Fest don't watch her performance . This ladies and gentlemen is the pussification of America at it's finest . Boy , have I ever . ( Haha , what ? If only they would release it for pc . ( Dood I wondered what happened . It's was mad out there tonight lots of players calling out scammers . Other players thinking they could ask for the world for a 3000 card . How did linus change his gender so fast ? ! Looks like a fat suit filled with cottage cheese . I am an Airtel customer . The kind of service they provide in places are pathetic . I switched from their poor data services to another vender . Trai should first make sure that good quality service is provided on existing services before imposing any rules . I think he missed .... Even better than rookie MKG if some day muslims take over the world , i will be tortured , then nursed back to health then tortured again for eternity for what i've done on the internets , roflmao How are these ads minimally invasive when I see them every tenth post ? for Protoss . Bunny , c'mon man . Turn off the script ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your dongers ノ ( Classic cat cock-blocking move Yes this happened to me too Are you fucking serious This is actually a pretty good / amusing post . When my friends downloaded Yik Yak / Whisper for the lolz , all th confessions were just really horny people . Was that the one that used a tape cassette player for a disc drive ? ? ? But you have a pack of gum and a battery ... how much of a survival situation are you truly in ? Hey I know how to make this better ! Don't show us ads or sponsored posts , like , at all . I'm not sure why but when I saw " Selimut " ( Ditepung & goreng ) , I think of Nerx ...... some people are spupid enough to be pro death penalty . Cheated , still 6-10 . Hell . Yes . That's a dark place ( I just noticed the * * mayhaps * * in the passage you cited ... Is the first one supposed to be jizzing ? ( I thought this shit only happened on Family Guy . Damn ... I think I missed that scene April fools ! Calm down m8 ... ノ ( Someone flipping table flipping you ( ┛ Go on Wait til you hear me fapping Dang . I'm working . I hate being an adult . Noooo way Rachel would game the system to further her agenda Why wouldn't you be able to spend money ? Go to Amazon and buy American Xbox live currency . Problem solved I think I may be eating a different kind of acid ... What does hunter not beat these days ? Wait ... What ? ... What the fuck ? ... Well , technically he's right . Reading this makes it sound like he is a 15 year old teenager . The dude is 30 years old Scary scary baby things The flairs aren't colored I'm pretty sure The Last Airbender also had some professional athletes in it . I wonder what big event happened between August 4th and November 14th No shot of the inside ? Don't let the Esperanto team know , but we're intent on beating them I chose mine bc I never saw it in this sub ! ! The day I did see someone using " my " flair ( lmaooo ) I was like Are you like , dub only or something ? Cause if so , Woooooo gas discharge ! It does look like the f-hole . But it also looks like an integral symbol Not sure if people are actually serious or if there be some trolling going on .... it's a joke people . What the fuck did i just watch ... Where I live , I've only seen them outside the clinic that performs surgeries or more involved medical procedures . I've had to go to that location for biopsies . there's always at least a couple ppl , usually older , wearing / holding signs and shaking pamphlets while talking ( yelling ? ) at cars that drive in . is this really necessary Wait , is that really a link to dead people ! ? I deleted system 32 then installed Ubuntu . Made a HUGE difference . Because it can be done Yeah , like , how dare he puts God in front of YOUR need to enjoy him wrestling ... Just burn it down already ! Why I've read this link on gfycat as EvergreenElasticAhole ? That's truly disgusting ! The article is not about the drought , its about 1 million people not having safe water because of arsenic not the drought So would you want it to just comment with He just had to pick grape , didn't he ? I paid for alien blue exacly because there were no ads . Bringing ads back is utter bullshit . I want a refund . Do you think It would be ok for me to continue with IA ? I have heard some pretty bad things about it if you are not going to be a teacher , so I am having doubts on it at this point . I love History and related things like IA and I think it could benefit me as well , but I know for a fact that I would also be in a good position if I dropped it and picked up Finance and Stat . Im just so confused well yes .... but man gen 6 has actual names you know . Is that a dance with dragons pun ? ugly view model , 2 bots , front page somehow ... the fuck csgo reddit Maybe the " deluxe " package that Vanguard didn't pay for Slow and calm .... like my love-making . / u / objesus , you're a heat fan ? Like that scene in Kong y u no escape ? ლ ( " Is anyone caring ? ! " And that's the emoji you decide to use If you take away my p I'll be pretty irate too . Aspettiamo il blog di Grillo prima di sparare cazzate . Solo lui ha la verit à All my rage Do you live in Soviet Russia ? They Kind of deserve it when they take land that's not theirs For me the worst was that I didn't realize the new version of Chrome minimized to the system tray and so when I closed it ... it wasn't really closed . " You're a part of Spain / Brazil , right ? " Nope . I just assumed this was a shovel link , then it started popping up on Facebook from actual news outlets . TIL having cancer is quirky I don't know , but I'm scared Of course all of these good stuff are being released right after I graduated from school ( Episode 3 Anakin : You leave Danny Way alone . Is he an Arlington fan ? what ? :D ಠ_ಠ :D ( it's too late . ) The struggles of a brand new fan .. I always get asked " Hey man , what if brand new gets old .. Do they change their name to Not So New ? " Ok , I have just read Snail polish ... And went back to see the photos again looking for small snails at her fingers ... I ordered 60 10mL bottles , and they threw in 5 freebies . I'd say about 30 of them tasted exactly the same after a 2 - week steep ( not bad , but definitely the same ) . Of the other 35 , I * really * liked about 20 of them , 10 were okay , and the other 5 were awful ( I'm looking at you , Bombs Away . Where was the hint of berry and the energy drink ? I thought you were a Jagerbomb , not black licorice To the top with this ! Stop fixing things that aren't broken and take care of the real issues . Please . Or I'll stop using reddit . Nice try . I didn't realize that diseases knew which religions to affect . Let me know if you there is anything in Florida that you would be willing to trade a Fruit Punch for My response : " I'd recognize that ballsack-on-a-stick anywhere ! But wait ... that's not in 4U ... I hate how you look at some of these hams and can see by their face that there's probably a nice , fun person hiding inside SOMEWHERE.Then you look down and .. R u srs .. The ... Alphabet part ? ! You should have really cleared the ash from the bowl ready for the next badass , some people ... I see what you did there ( Read as a DEPer : You better stop browsing this sub then ... You haven't seen the original FMA but voted anyway * hacking ! How dare they . Kinda reminds me of when you leave a hotdog in the microwave for too long This shit has to stop . Actors / famous people I like need to stop hanging out with Tom Cruise . No good will come of it . Cruise will make you turn . They were shite last year and don't look much better this year . Although I can't talk , I support a second tier club Not with that attitude I appreciate you doing a giveaway like this . It is amazing to see what people will do for 20 dollars in video game credit She just wanted a little taste of tendon that's all A une époque mes toilettes étaient bouch ées , il a fallu 2 plombiers et une lettre de " menace " à l'agence pour qu'ils viennent arranger le probl ème . J'avais un sex friend chez moi , il va aux toilettes , il revient , " je viens d'avoir une idée , on regarde Trainspotting " We're not shadowbanning anyone . We don't even * have the ability to shadowban * ... You mean to tell me it wasn't real ? ! Not realistic . Didn't see any punchers at all . I just got an email from Netflix about how I might like a show called Scrotal Recall , about a man who gets chlamydia and has to tell his partners ( And the toddlers always come up to me for some reason , too . ლ ( Oh really ? ಠ_ಠ what was that about it being an ugly watch hmm ? Looks like fun ? It tasted like rotten fish . Which is something I didn't see coming , given it was a " pastry " unless they are a ... * never-nude * Reponse : I'm gay Holy shit - I thought this only happened in Seattle . meme ノ ( We need to go deeper * * What a punch ... I liked dark 2 , but it just felt somewhat different from the three other titles . Did I say something so bad ? Yes , and * this * " thing " is missing its tip . Here i am thinking wtf is a Support Spitfire This comes up a lot No money for you ! The word your looking for is * Ellipsis * punctuation Nazi . > C'est grammaticalement incorrect ce qui peut faire But the warranty - . - I :-: think . _ . you @ - @ do Thanks for this . And yeah Ive always thought this was attraction but it has been over year and my feelings for her cant die . A one , a two , a three ... Crunch ! 2-5 million to defend ? 100-200 thousand to settle . Hmm , fack . You do your best not to harm them . There was a centipede on my ceiling two days ago . My friend kept telling me to just kill the little guy and get it overwith , but I've long understood the best way to deal with them . He eventually fell onto my bed and I shrieked like a little girl ( which my friend thought was hilarious But do they h8 , or do they r8 8/ 8 m8 Huh , confused how he's doing so poorly now I prefer the Marlon Brando one . I think my boobs are what's comfortable . Why does it actually surprise me that THIS exists ...... Hoping that means there will be a crack from another group out soon . All I've managed to succeed doing with these is to get 2 different popup extensions in Firefox and Chrome why don't people increase the safe zone size , it really bothers me Ok . That's my parents too . Even when I would tell her that wasn't fair , she would defend him and go " He worked hard all day ! " and I was like " You work with him ... ? in the same office ... ? do * you * not work hard all day ? " ლ ( So , you're saying in 2020 TSLA will only be worth 1/3 rd of their 2015 sales . You win some , you lose some . The analysis was solid , no need to apologise . I have been on a run of absolutely shocking form recently so maybe my bad juju played a role in their performance Its not unavoidable dude ... what is this post ? checked the first 7 .. is that gonna be 106 pics of her feet oh hey america whats u - ...... Hey , aren't you the guy that posts TIL , I thought that was some random dude I'm not op Moran . no your the won who needs to learn better good how to spell . That's quite a floor you made Your flair is very disrespectful towards tables Oh cool , thanks / u / OpossumSemen > The level of fan service in new fate spin offs seems to be increasing . The new rider is wearing just large should guards and panties Your arm is almost as white as the band Thanks , I'm wondering that right now ... I'm sorry . But technically Camden was declared its own 3rd world country . So your not in America any more ... Most ? Yes ... Why is " lower back pain " capitalized ? ? ? That exists ? I wasn't moaning . I thought the situation just fit . A sort of minor first world dilemma , you might say . Whose only activity is this one comment Oh I think there's normal testers too--these are just the ones that stand out from the rest I live in Montreal , we only flip city busses over I suddenly feel like I need a shower . My god that guy is fast Don't want to be * * that * * guy , but this isn't a selfie . It's a picture that someone took of you . You take selfies yourself ( Via 9GAG.com , really op " Let me show you my dragon ... Can you make it breathe fire ? " / r / sexwithdogs Yeah . THAT is why people hate it . Making the funny The only way Nisekoi made cry is by its none progressing plot So many conversations about this with my friends . Nice to see others agree with the idea . Too bad it will never happen I got them off the reddit marketplace from Stickerish's store . The girl who makes them writes a handwritten little note with them too , think it cost me $ 4 or something , and they sent me two thumbs up snoos ( the one I have on my car now ) plus two free regular snoos , two free I know right ? ! ? None at all . These fucking butter beasts didn't move a fucking inch in * * 365 DAYS * * ... I lifted for 25 minutes about it ... I'm really enjoying your posts . You're making me want to do another re-read . Fiend . Wait ? You ordered the Memory bug Card ? Thanks for all you contribute . That's your hang up if you feel this is a women's issue . Your lack of understanding in equality is clear . Where the fuck is my Spiderwoman comics Yes in his head Dude , the assassination of Julius Caesar was a conspiracy . Saying all conspiracies are lies is the same as saying there is no such thing as greed or corruption . I guess I'm naive for thinking that people in power sometimes use that power to further their own interests ... what's wrong with you freak ? I always thought it was a group of gang members who rape chicks as a group ... Bodies falling down like dominoes Clearly . I mean , I added a reply to a comment about race .... Practically a hate crime Sounds like you just weren't playing it properly at first . Doesn't mean it's wildly unpredictable . Jus means you need to adjust your strategy . " I <3 Little Girl " That's because we're out to get ourselves If I had bet singles it would have been a great day , sadly I'm an acca man , missed each of my 6 leg tickets by one game . FC Aarau in the Swiss League drew with a 90th minute equalizer that cost me $ 450 Asinine to the max . Some " Keen " eyes huh , I see what you did there . Oh indeed , guy seriously wants to be a sultan . Says the guy with the his weapons drawn This is the right answer . I've been racing on the Schwalbe Durano P's that came on my recently purchased bike . They've felt fine taking every turn in every race . I hate them and miss my gp4000 ' s , but they're not the reason I'm not winning races . When they wear out , they'll be replaced with GP4000s but it would be silly and wasteful to change them out now . My teammate has won about 25 % of the races we've entered and he's riding ... :: GASP :: 23mm Gatorskins ! ( ಠ_ಠ ( ಠ_ಠ ( ಠ_ಠ ) EVERYONE , GET IN HERE ! ( ಠ_ಠ ) ಠ_ಠ ) I would back you so hard . Didn't the riots start because a group of cops beat the shit out of some poor unarmed black kid , breaking his spine ? Don't shoot the messenger ... Unless you are trying to stop the public hearing the truth I really hope there'll be a spoiler delete option . Which concessions ? I totally will . I need to know I'm not alone . Dear god , the crying ... I'm so tired of the crying . Yeah remember when the time comes guys don't do subtle hints Man , I am jealous . I go to UConn as well , but have never been able to see him play in a game , mostly due to our depressing team NO ! ლ ( Was that guy wearing a Seahawks jersey and a Raiders hat ? * * I JUST worked up the bravery to enable the fov mod yesterday . Now I'm banned Ahah ! It makes sense now ! The babies of megabytes are gigabytes ! It heavly depands on the game . Linear designed shooter can have the highest diffculty at the end of the first level ( or the beginning , looking at you Halo 2 Legendary " Dont worry i still have my other Lightsaber " Aesthetically modern looking , functionally non-intuitive . This is nothing like material design . It's just a page full of white . You can't easily tell posts apart in the list . At least the old one had multicoloured cells . Reminds me of iOS 7/8 , which a lot of people were calling childish , but apparently this is considered " beautiful " ( You motherfucker . I am wearing headphones and I think you blew out my ear drums . * That's * what they are doing ; installing louder speaker systems ! We surely need those ads to be louder than they are now ! Oh god the revives For real . It's bad enough we get their commercials , but now supers as well . Your username ... how can you say this ? She has been a strong pick for a long time . Also fun to play . Ya they look out of the peephole and nobody is there , then they look out of the mail slot and he's out there like I was talking to a guy that claimed that Hitler didn't plan for the Holocaust until 1945 . And that life lesson comes from a wise man and his Name " suckmywurst " xD nobody notice this I think that's my neighbors car You listened to the wrong head Well if a squirrel with a nut can break a chunk of glacier off , then I suppose a cow could to . We took over for an aviation unit in Northern Afghanistan a few years back and they had EVERYBODY wearing these . They even made us wear them when we were towing aircraft in the middle of the day inside a cab of a vehicle . With a helmet on . This same unit said soldiers weren't allowed to wear PTs because they caused rape . This just in , men also have egos . It has Ralts as Primates Your body is nice , your face piercings tho .... You're a CMEO ? Yeah . Those ex theater kids get crazy under pressure . I will never understand people who have their PC on desk It's upsetting knowing you probably have more karma from GOOD . Who has been your craziest ex ? No , man . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Personally , I hope to see a follow up article about these officials defecating Yeah , by awkwardly typing brackets and parentheses on a mobile keyboard . I've been using RES on my computer for so long I don't even remember the order they go in half the time . But there's a feature for inserting the look of disapproval . No . > And everywhere else in the world . 15s here ┌ ( I hate how my stream is like 45 seconds behind and I see goals here before I see them on the stream . ლ ( We Californians are not amused . that poor invoker Best gay sex Yes , and I'm sure people said the same thing about Electronic Arts ... The jackdaw is also a ship This a million times over ! It would be the best program ever . ... to take to so very * many * graves ... Not sure if troll or i just cant open them on my phone It's so cringey when white people call eachother the N-word . Just , stop it . Those vans are clearly ON the wall Jesus Christ Oh Apathy Suicide Squad and Sinister Six And I miss Kevin Love " Court-ordered media blackout , " they say , linking to media coverage of anti-Government / anti-Cameron protests allegedly covered by a ' court ordered blackout . ' Well , that's enough reddit for me today . Your first and second criteria appear to be mutually exclusive ... Oh shit Guess what my parents got me for my 21st . My mom made me a Peach Cobbler Female drivers Well ... I didn't know about the Kardasian thing until you so thanks a lot man Aw , look at the little abomination created by selective breeding trying to walk . Aaaaawww About damn time ! Thank you ! ! If you can't afford to buy your cat the best , most expensive , gourmet cat food on the market then you don't deserve to have a cat ! Okay , so a woman who doesn't have an opinion about anything happening that's important or currently happening Must be a flipped house Or her girlfriend Even worse , she's Green Did you crash the golf cart ? end of July My post was going to be roach related too ! Couldn't sleep on my own bunk cause I wasn't able to kill the damn thing . I have no idea where it is now Yeah because every other wrestler had no problem taking pics with the guy . People she was hanging out with . It couldn't be just because she's a fuckin bitch . She teaches sociology ? ... Great Fuck , America . Oust religion now please . Maybe we could all get on and reply tweet " and PC ? " I only have an entry level PC , I have never experienced the full power of a PC , and implying that an Xbox is built off of windows is not implying that I'm part of some console war , I was stating that an Xbox is half PC because it is built from a PC but does not have the performance and upgradability of a PC God this game gave me some serious Game 6 PTSD ... Is she fingering herself while thinking about pie ? * ARE YOU ON DRUGS * This is awesome , thanks ! :D Still hate them though I was always like that kid trying to touch things in a museum .. I know his reasoning he just wanted to get a feel what a prehistoric snake felt like . no homo I know how u redditers are If I ever own my own company , hitting reply all in error a second time would result in termination . WTF ! ! LOL ! I actually liked the original GTalk though , still sad they killed it :/ When I learnt of Google Voice ( and then learnt I couldn't use it My 290x doesn't overheat . In the meantime I'm sitting on my monk with paragon 850 ( 95 % played on monk ) and about 25-30 flying Ds - * * zero . fn . ancients . * * That was their brilliant plan ? OOC : Wrong place Im onto you Swayni ( " significant other " * * DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ! * * Is the electric chair still a possibility . Bard , because when people flame me for choosing him i say : I play bard ( But the weird thing is that this subreddit already exists .... ( How's it feel to know a good portion of reddit just masturbated to your mom ? There .. sleep on that ! / r / PimpYourMomForKarma Nice imagery ! However if this is fire base Delphi , B never falls that easy I hope that bagel doesn't have any sesame seeds in it I was hoping it would be about him getting a perfect snooker break . Plot twist : OP was the prank caller and loitered around for free food . Totally not a cop right ? And how do you know that ? we all know what the Sailors are doing How do * you * know it's yummy ? Wait , why ? half the players are a bunch of losers Playing with what ? Nope , too late . Reddit sees a sensationalized title post and roles with it . This actually is very disappointing but this is r / politics . I'm surprised you weren't down voted to hell . AND they send out a signal to make everything slower right before new models come out ! I've been waiting for Rant Weds since Sunday : happily doing bicep curls , when suddenly I sneeze = busted lip = lip gains for the past few days and everyone asks if I was on a fight during the weekend ... I beg your pardon ? No creo que el nombre nos haga menos mexicanos Didnt read the article , bacon itself is awesome but I'm so sick of the BACON IS AWESOME trend ... bacon salt , bacon chips , bacon ketchup , throw bacon on everything because bacon . Bac ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Tus is full of fallacies . The agreement sets the expectations . Then again have to consider that is legal to change the price so the example works . Yeah no problem just don't spill starbucks over it like i did ... " Didn't keep it up " Hold my beer . People are goddamn disgusting Yeah , that is what's odd about this . Well that pun just hit rock * bottom . * The guy fucking raped someone . It's an 840 hour placement in protection / in care . I briefly met the field instructor and she seems awesome . No idea what I will be doing but my friend did everything from go to court to interventions . Thank you all for the advice I'm nervous but excited too Republicans respond with a You should probably have the baby first . What the fuck is this 0s bullshit . You want what from me ? Good lawd . Called Lata 65 ( “ lata ” means “ box ” ) , the group aims .. White people more like our wallets . ( That's still better than a real spark plug , so it's a good deal Don't go down that rabbit hole Nutella on my stick is also glorious What are we doing I have gotten the same thing once while smuggling thx frontier for the fine , and once while super cruising the new thing that seems to b happening is about once an hour right after I come out of jump I get an incredible drop in fps ( 14-25 ) which sucks when your trying not to fly into the sun I barely keep my composure at work . Management makes bad decisions and never listens to me . I'm smarter than they are Yep the kind that comes up to you seemingly wanting a pat then when you touch them gets up walks to just beyond arms reach and sits back down and looks at you like Motherfucker is well aware , he's just showing off and pouring salt into an open wound Mr . Clean Mr . Clean ! Oh fuck it I'm too lazy to type the whole lyrics to that old advertisement Don't blink Thanks Toni Abott 3 minutes of my life that I will never get back I thought the first few jets were his shit or something , until I looked closer . I guess we will just have to find out . Levels 2-3 look pretty neat , but that lvl 1 dragon looks kinda like a chibi viper remodel And my most popular comment is about necrophilia . So the federal government will have employees recommending medical marijuana while at the same time other employees insisting it has no medical value ? Tarkir Dragons i did not upvote that shit > Those channels are recommended based on your browsing history OP . Considering that they misspelled " your " ... That comment gave me so much anxiety / anger No , not today 3 . He signs it with his real name , you Doxx him and he gets letters in the mail asking him if he's Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forum . He responds with pictures of his actual face making the Well excuse me What makes me salty is when I go to fuse the mega imp things on my Elza with maxed defense , I can't fuse it . Now I have to specifically get imps she needs . Most of them will be against it since they're all epals anyway . Do these people even live in a society ? Because you are correct , and OP is not . It's like you have the username equivalent of his phrasing is kind of ambigous i interpeted it as many teenage muslims are acting out by joining isis but he could have also meant your interpetation I haven't gotten either in 5 days What about the guy recording ? Look at his username . Copy is so not my department . His Twitter bio literally says " Child actor who didn't do meth " and " Amateur video game designer . " Yeah , as soon as I wrote it I thought about how getting emasculated does in no sense make you stronger . Hence the " metaphorically " notation , haha Gillette , huh ? Don't jinx it . Well , there's one way . Open your wallet . You can hold alt and press 3232 on the numpad to get ಠ , so alt + 3232 _ alt + 3232 is Nay means nay My name * is * , however , meme . Yay my state is in the news .... Who says u can't swallow gum That lonely double blue tick in Whatsapp . Samsung has this , so I don't see any reason why it can't be made for iPhones as a tweak WTF Spain Blessing a ship seems entirely reasonable if you ask me . Boring machines on the other hand ( Nope , cant recall it at all . Nope . I agree with you . Though it is visually appealing ( with a good theme song and show intro ) , the plot of the first three episodes has been agonizingly slow and predictable . I also find the characters , especially Jennifer , quite unlikable and the situations she is thrown in ( and her reactions to them ) totally unbelievable . Just because you do " photography " doesn't mean you're the only insightful person around Oh yes , as was described in that NYT article a month ago . That's why I gave the ... and she'll say in front of a bunch of people just to embarrass you . Then you make this exact face OH yum a coconut popsicle .... Don't worry , people are going to tell you that you are for the next four years . Best QB they ever had ? .. do you .. like .. throw them away or re-season them .. or something .. ? I can't tell if anything in this topic is sarcastic or not