I'm more creeped out by the pink fatigues that they sell for little girls . Some of mine are there , and one of mine has changed or was added in somehow Where are they releasing it ? Has it been transitioned from life in a zoo to life in the wild ? Will it be able to take proper care of itself ? Wow , deja vu . I'm so sure I've seen this headline before on reddit Not this shit again . You are with the spammer ? The horror ! Not this shit again . Oh wow I guess I didn't forget . I just never heard about this I'm a fundy now ? Didn't they invent the jet engine too ? Who would they pay it to ? all dicks seem tiny ? That book is really confusing . There's a headline and then a link to somewhere else . Fun thing What a * USERNAME * Male ejaculation ? FF didn't just jump on a grenade for you , it jumped on a tactical nuke ! The Bubble House . It's like a scene out of MYST that's a very persuasive video that's really creepy to read I've always believed the scientists on global warming but I have one thing to say after watching that video ... Fuck ! in drag ? wait a sec .. i thought ann coulter was a guy ? Did they die before they hit the ground ? Ummm ... is this for real ? That's a new one What's wrong with putting a great pair of breasts on the front page ? I have no idea what you just said I wonder if she's a closeted dyke What the FUCK ? Um , what ? i love you Is that an ear coming out of the 75 % section of the graph ? Who the hell is Bill Richardson ? You must be a really , really nice guy " The founding fathers invisioned a robustly christian nation ... " oh wait Damn ! I'm not even gonna joke about being able to do any of this wow , that was quick What ? OMG imagine that ? ! The same picture floating around the internetz being posted again ? ! Wait , you mean that's * not * hair ? I feel * her * on that one ? Or , rather , I would if I were a doll-o-phile . It do work for opera . Except that strangely you can't type lowercase a Well , uh , that's basically what's happening . > Well , uh , that's basically what's happening . Are you saying she's dishonest ? Ah , okay , thanks . Though in context , doesn't seem to be much of an improvement . Ohh ! That's an awful pun . :| Makes sense . Thanks , " p3do " . That's actually really good How can something that is endemic to a movement be misrepresentative of it ? What's with the quotes ? It spies on me ! It is sad What the fuck is wrong with Tucson , Arizona ? First there's that friggen exfoliation / ejaculation story with the Tyrone guy , and now this ? That is a truly disturbing picture . That is a truly disturbing picture . Yeah ! The only people worth mourning are God-fearing Americans ! getting 15 minute breaks qualifies as being the best job ever ? What makes you think I'm not ? That is quite awesome I'm stunned that they were able to get it into the double digits . I had to reload the entire page ten times to see thirty ads ... ( 3 same ads What exxon thing ? You didn't download it ? you're so very right . ;) :D :) + ) =( there's a pics subreddit Funny ... boobs , boobs , boobs , lettuce . Doesn't he realize that Google owns both Google Video AND Youtube ? You know of missiles which can purposely avoid the flight paths of each other ? I can't believe this hasn't been posted before . i don't think you understand . oh shit , i wanna see the sistine of this ! Bussiest ? Does that mean there are a lot of bussies ? You have no idea how many people are shocked by as much as an uncovered belly button ! ( really , you have no idea Rick Rolling + Anon + Scientology ... some sort of internet-in-real-life critical mass is being approached . Doesn't load ? All I get is a blank white page ... So only jewish people are allowed on it ? You know , when you think about it , plants are really just really big parasites ... spreading their roots ... deep into the earth , and slowly draining it of resources ... and growing all the while . That doesn't freak anyone else out ? Holy farking jebus ! That girls laugh exactly like a psycho bitch from hell I meet 10 years ago and even look very much like her ( but can't be because she would be much older now ) , no need to say I wasn't even able to smile with all those terrorizing memories coming to the surface . thats what it said . Good story , He wants to loofah Mrs . Obama's pussy ? This is news ? My toy poodle has caught and killed 3 squirrels . How can you lock your key in your car ? Don't you have to have the key outside to lock it ? Funny that I've heard golden showers are good for your skin It's unfortunate that anal sex doesn't make you gay ? At first I thought that top picture was Usama playing a part in Brokeback Mountain ... It involves sticking a fist in someones ass ? How ? Superstition is imaginary . Therefore you should be superstitious about imaginary numbers . You're not the only one , Scrum . I've never been more discouraged by American politics . But I guess that's what the " establishment " wants . Those that actually give a fuck are too fed up with how bad things are , and want no part in it any longer Oh shit ! I was reading your text and I accidentally tilted my head , and I swear to God I saw a winking face ! How does missing a leg impact their pie-eating skills ? The special air service went public ? Well , in my case , all upgrades were to add features that were either not available when I bought my PC , or too expensive to have included at the time of purchase . I could rip out all the stuff I added and still do the things I did the day I bought it . Why couldn't I ? CEILING CAT IZ HIDIN How did you do that ? This will either put the Iraqi government in a position of subservience ( I don't even know if that's a word You're basing your comparison on LA ? ? I tried the example song , " Jingle Bells , " and it took an awful long time to search . It did come up in the results , but it wasn't the first one listed . Afterwards , though , I did Eleanor Rigby , and it came up in a flash - and at the top of the list . Hi there And a raccoon ? Who said it hasn't already been set up ? Let me get this straight ... This dude is madly in love with her and respects her and all that crap , but he's going to dump her when she gets too " old " ? Twisted , AND a hypocrite ! Sounds like this guy's quite a catch . Oh God , what have you done ? ? It's coming true Funny thing is , looks better than either Bush or McCain Xena .... Uhh .... I honestly can't think of anyone else . Does this prove me sexist , or prove women inferior ? How can these people make a living ? I thought it was because they made Viagra over there ... Maybe it was Ireland ? I CAN HAS PLANE Apparently , " Oh Shit " links to a card game . Seriously , I think What the hell ? Melfi was always on Tonys ass to try and get him to admit he wanted to do his mom Almost looks like Dr.Elliot What an odd headline Remind me never to fly on your plane . What the fuck ... That's the Protoss preview video . Holy crap , that is messed up . That video has really opened my eyes . Why isn't anyone modding this up ? Its like fucking crack for browsers Well no , he's a producer ... I got here from your comment on the blog Even though the comics are hillarious , I do agree that the c & h guys presumably have mental problems But what if I just happen to get to work at the right moment to come across a man who someday puts me into contact with certain individuals that puts me into a position of power and wealth and gives a daily income of 1 million dollars . So many words , it makes my head spin ! Where'd this happen ? You were trying game dev in javascript ? chick on the right I can't tell if there's a joke in here that I'm missing Me too This surprises anyone ? I read that as " hundreds * of * thousands of dollars " and did a double-take . Is it proper to classify this as a verb ? Wasn't there another guy who was bitten by a shark just a few days ago ? Wow . What the hell did I just read ? Scary ! really impressive Booze sensors in cars ? I take it you think that Bush is going to serve time in a ' club ' Fed pen ? Maybe , but I have to say that I am unaware of one with a golf course . Maybe Bush will get day passes for labor as McCain's caddy ? I'm a little confused . What is the question ? They are just words . What did they use to pull it out ? Whoa that was ODD . I had that darn song " Glory of Love " stuck in my head from watching too many DW music videos , and when I went to find out what the # 1 song was on my birthday , there it was . Hard to get other side of the story when the other side is a road rage murderer on the run . Does your eyebrow or arm hair fall out that much ? ? ? ? You should probably get that checked out if it does . I so read that as Snake Attack . No , but Yahoo ! Mail wants me to see how Frodo and Gandalf connect ... Since when is your own sperm + your own eggs -> " Ultimate Incest " ? " Got Jesus ? " Yeah , right between the eyes . You bastard ! Now I cant stop ! wat ... Got some balls is it just me or does it look like an I'm not surprised you have vivid dreams , clinging on to This is about as disturbing as nature can get ... Communism to the rescue ... of Democracy ? What do you set network.http . sendRefererHeader to so that it doesn't get sent ? I looked it up in my browser , and it's currently set to 2 . LSD sounds like a good idea ... Man , I have to stop reading all these politics articles , I swear I initially read that as " Hillary charged with groping underage girls " and felt my face go into a full I've been hanging out with my Volcano this evening and half way through I forgot what I was watching . / seriously Yes ... he's far too well-groomed and good looking to be elected President . Elitist bastard ! How will grabbing his ass help national security ? It's entirely possible that I've walked past that place and not even noticed . Except it's an ultraportable and you're supossed to take not so many things with it . I would still choose the mini-note , because I can't always carry around a keyboard around Are plane tickets really that cheap ? There's _no_ parachute in there Why are you starting a bee-related pun thread ? Did you . need that . image somewhere other . than your HEAD ? I skimmed over the title and initially only caught " Bill Clinton switches from Hillary to Obama " ... that was a It's not an accurate statistic ... It's way more than % 99 what about Jack the Ripper ? i was sure he would at least be in the top three Wait , what the hell ? Did the BBC just trick me into watching spider porn ? Then the douchebags will downmod people believing it wasn't sarcasm . Duh - _ - . _ . Its a franchise . Cat wanking for fun and profit . Neat . 6,5 is not short My gosh ... it finally happened . Someone has out rampantly christian'd a Fox News broadcaster . Well , some people in Africa still believe ... no wait , Wisconsin ? Protesters is how ( at least in my cable tv Clowns scare me :( A better argument would be why is porn legal ? I guess paying a girl for sex is okay just as long as it is filmed . Kinda sick isn't it ... it's only okay if we can watch too . Your comment just reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend over the weekend . She works at a library . She has to flip through the pages when they are returned and she said the books will smell like them . She said the most potent smells are cigarettes or curry . But also you can smell other things too ... very strange . Yeah I see those dirty sluts when I take my kids to school activities . Now I can make a game of it and pick the 1 in 3 out of the crowd . Something to do when I am bored . PTA meetings will never be the same . Grothendieck isn't dead . Because it's a program ? Since the 1940s ? Wasn't there a draft for Vietnam ? I didn't know it was pronounced " fiks-ed " . How do you figure ? Yeah I had to read it again after I forgot again . Something about looking into his eyes .... ahhh ... and I'm a straight guy too ! Some people give their height in centimeters ... I thought you were referring to " cyber " like " cybersex " ... WTF it used to be free Colour me bat shiat . I see the When the bread is done you see the upper part of his body ( topless ) and his hand is moving back and forth . I thought he was a master baker masturbator . Bambi is watching you masturbate When does the crumpling stop ! ? Uh ... wasn't this written in 2004 ? Are you guys all reading it for the first time ? How about ... ' shitty parenting linked to violent crime ! ' Probably not newsworthy ! How the fuck are we supposed to stop that ? Wow I must of completely glazed over that I bet * that * thing can play Crysis hey now how do you put the font upside down ? ! ? ! Edit : Okay then . Well , I'm a pedo . Oh man , the ONE time I should have looked for the NSFW tag . Luckily , my boss WASN'T over my shoulder that time . arni , where are you or neither ? oh you mean like a stored procedure Maybe he violated building code laws or something ? ... Captain Planet ? ! i see what they did there What the hell was that ? Then it's just about time for one > Well , that makes me feel good . I guess . ... says the guy selling diamonds ! I don't know if I'm supposed to interpret being called batman an insult or not . Both , really . Man ... I total misread " layman-ish " as " laminated " ... Point taken It worked fine in my FireFox Is there such a thing as involuntary programming ? Hey , people could use this instead of a real date-rape drug . Go science ... erm .. Wait , wait ... Spore actually was released ? When did this happen ? That's amazing ! Not even a tenionaire ? He wasn't ? What are you doing with a photographer ? Yeah , I know . :) I can take my licks . ( As my girlfriend would attest ? Why all the mark-downs ? How much did that cost ? And lion cub molestation You must not read much . he had sex with 12 monkeys ? mirror ? the site is down " ... it's not too far a stretch to hope that people's intelligence can also be improved . Quite frankly , this can't happen soon enough , as every environmentalist , advocate of evolution and war opponent will attest . " Is that a joke or what ? So ... If we were beautiful we would be able to convince them as effectively as fox news does ? Heehee in the background : " Love them enough to talk about sex . " Sci-Fi seems to edit stuff down to make room for more ads . And really ... Wrestling ? You couldn't use that time slot for anything else ? Befunge with a twist ? " I did that as volunteer work once " Well , he said " only ten years " . Foreigners featured include Winston Churchill , Mikhail Gorbachev and * * Tom Cruise * * ? Wait , you mean New Agers still exist ? ( One of the trippiest things I've seen on the Internetz ... Ever ... Wow I just noticed the giant tentacled penis in the last photo ! Here I thought that shit appeared only in the grittiest of Japanese anime ! downmodded because I agree , this is a popularity contest . Yeah in the same sense that pugs are cute And uhh ... Why is that ? India ? I never mentioned India . Memory ... Unfortuneatly . Might have even come from a dream These clever bastards must have negotiated 20 year contracts This made me a little too gleeful . I'm worried Got confused for a moment , as I read the graphic from the bottom up - and thought after a quick glance that glaciers contained more water than the world's oceans - okay , why is everyone in this thread getting downmodded automatically ? We can watch the video from the persons eyes i always wondered what the baby of liberty and justice would be ... looks like they'll have to adopt . It would have made sense if he just did one or the other . But BOTH ? All I can do is ... I CAN HAS HOLY FUCKING SHIT That's what my mother did . And she's about a year older than you How the fuck does a shark swallow a grappling hook in the first place ? Wonder who the student will be ... : O SPARKLIES It is an online poll ; yes , really important . Your name is cool Downmodded for not making sense oh noes . i better chg my beliefs so Jeronimus will stop downvoting me . How do they get VMware to crash I'd like to see them pull a revolver out of their breeches The Linux-y questions aren't too difficult . I don't know the VLAN related stuff . I guess I need to study up on VLANs . Hah , similar here ( and I'm half way through an engineering program Wow .. ` What're you talking about ? I didn't even vote on it . Linux tortures babies in Africa ? Wait , so we're posting old XKCDs to random sites and getting them on reddit now ? In this case , at least , it's certainly not for lack of trying . Or instead of drugs you could take supplements and vitamins that actually retain youth , prevent disease and problems , and don't have side effects . But living a healthy lifestyle is so much more difficult than going on something like Lipitor when heart problems occur . I thought something looked messed up about those fireworks wat . how did that action figure build a lunchbox i found the title pretty misleading , i got the idea the 10yo girl was already pregnant I think I thought I was in a different topic at the time Epic , epic retardery . This isn't even a stereotype WTF ? never knew that spelling of Choir existed before now If it wasn't for the wrinkled area towards the back of their knees , I would be convinced it's painted on This is supposed to be NEWS ? ? ! ! What's this have to do with Web Design ? i see rainbows and pink lollipops ... whats the difference ? ! This map is missing the Great Lakes . Are these machines networked and connected to the internet ? my last name is your username Yeah I agree everyone here in Florida is pissed off all the time even more in Miami road rage here is crazy and frequent it's so crazy everyone should conceal ... I think its the heat and humidity that drives people mad Blah blah blah crazy crazy .... one minute in .... blah blah blah still graphics ..... " American's Space " I think not Yes , thanks . That's weird how I got the link wrong . I cut and pasted . yes ... my reaction .. exaclt . y . y elaine actually looks hot yikes and wow What's up with the turtle and lamprey ? Not only that , but Walmart in my ( Atlanta ) area had an " Obama " section filled with newspapers graced with his face The sad thing is I'm 17 and they called and asked me about the election . That post was so surreal in the context of this thread . MAKE IT STOP ! Hmm ... unwritten then ? Yap , i have seen many people do that . I am always amazed that people write URL to their own website in Google and follow link instead of using address bar in browser ... when i start typing " up there " i get Sorry but I don't follow . Now I understand why no one would tell me more of the Japanese goblin vagina ... all they would say is that speaking of such a thing was forbidden . Now I am scared . Maybe this is linked to the low birth rates in Japan ? ! so the answer to the energy crisis is to sell less effective , more hazardous wireless power ? I suspect the LHC created a micro black-hole allowing this spam to come through from the future . I think this is self-creating spam ! Spam stolen from spam stolen from spam stolen from future spam ! Ah , you don't know my girlfriend wait ... are you saying that something on this site is entirely made up ? Why would you want them to taste blue ? yuck , i thought django's ORM was slightly on the complicated side So ... there are no girls in America ? ? O ... M ... G ... every time I dial 9/11 into my phone , the Police pick up . thanks ( ? ) for the info Wow ... there are 4 pages of them ! Maybe he's getting dropped off . I .... see . That's the worst analogy I've ever seen . That thing kinda has a third leg . Just noticed that Off a flash drive ? Fructose-intolerant ? How is that even possible ? Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com is apparently a parked domain Grr . I get the basic idea of how to do 12 , but I can't do it fast enough ! erm ... the 50s weren't that long ago . it's possible the author was alive and aware in the 50s . Haha yeah but I like the pix they send me Odd , where are the cops in riot gear ? My research practicum teacher brought in a slide rule one of the last days of senior year . Since there wasn't much to do and people were just chatting for the whole period , he tried to show us how it worked . None of us got it Oh my god , did that sex advisor advise him to maybe * * leave the girl * * because she wanted implants despite him saying they weren't necessary ? less ' not quite accurate , ' more completely inaccurate . The one on the right on #19 looks like an alien jah . i'm sure the kids in anonymous would totally take down the system and free us . Elitists don't own bikes ... COMMUNISTS own bikes ! What are you talking about ? This post made me lose motor control for a moment ... I couldn't close this tab ! Women actually watch that ? I just tell the worker to flip every other slice . Once a worker told me he wasn't allowed . outside ? Fake ... the guys finger isn't on the iPhone screen to take the supposed picture Do I play too much Smash Brothers ? I knew it was Kirby almost immediately ... I still don't really understand why he's in Sonic's head though . That guy appeared black by his head / hair , but his body's skin looks white uh huh ... Somehow I thought about Dr . House first , before clicking the link . And I don't even watch the series ... Reading that over quickly , at first I thought that said " I personally blame all this on Dick Fluid " ... What if it's both ? I think all conflicts , at least internationally , should be solved with a b-boy battle . Unfortunately this would mean that the US would probably lose to both France and Korea Fox is openly favoring the Republican party ? ! Watching that high totally blew my mind away . My eyes were ( First - kudos to you . That's an amazing story . I went through a much more common conversion myself - I was a Jehovah's Witness for a year ( which nobody who knows me now can believe ) , my sophomore year of high school . I was fully committed : bible reading , door knocking , tie wearing , total abstinence freak . I mean total - I was a 16 year old boy not touching my dick for a year . Reminds me of 1996 when everyone was shrilling about " The Coming Collapse of China " ( TM ) ( R ) . There are even books written prophesying a collapse within 10 years . It is now almost end of 2008 . awesome . i summoned you ! funnily enough i almost posted ' Every time I've used Pulseaudio it's automatically been setup to do that crazy ALSA / OSS shim junk . I never did find anywhere that said how to turn it off I got 80 % Oh em gee , I thought the same thing ! I keep expecting him to keel over on the stage ! This is the first time I have ever seen the lose / loose typo work both ways . I felt like this was just an empowerment video for asian people against large black men . There something awfully familiar to all of this ... It wasn't a puppy . Yeah , I remember doing that racial superiority test in my biology lab ... yeah , it surprised me I have the same towel , same COLOR too . I'm freaked out now . Damn . You can slide a mango down your throat ? ! You want to save it ? That + THC = Isn't that why you would like to see the financing coming from those sort of people ? So you're saying his being adopted is an exception to the rule " All black people die in horror movies " ? No , I'm not trying to be an asshole , just confused why you quoted it . Hope this goes better than the last iPod event UK has been buying a lot in the last year . What are they up to ? Why is this getting downmodded ? That's freaking incredible . That's a larger version of the Blobmaster isn't it ? So they really can breathe through their ass . Or YOUR ass , as a manner of fact . With the maggots ? ` um . the song is about the stupidity of the belief that an american is worth more than someone of another nationality , and points out the ' awful equation ' that lets one single american girl's death make worldwide headlines , while the daily deaths of palestinians ( or somalis , or iraqis , or anyone else ) , not make so much as a blip on the radar of john q public . Not really sure how this comment is warrented Holy hell does that freak anyone else out ? Does noone get a Mall-Rats reference round here ... or is that why I'm being downmodded ? Sorry to disappoint , however I will be voting third party . Good thing I'm 22 , and I don't decide this election You're a genius . Economic problems have unfortunately ground my stock piling and other preparations to a halt , unfortunately . I thought the picutre spoke for itself . How detailed instructions do you want ? What rock have you been living under ? Nader sold out . They beat you if you touch them ? What bothers me is the guy leaning out of the driver's side window in the car behind . He looks like a toy . Baiting them into doing what ? Pointing out that she's wrong ? There is bacon cooked INTO THE MEAT Euhm , florp was trolling , I pointed out what an ass he was , I was never defending him ? There's a Christianity subreddit ? Yep , I've got a few . Had them for as long as I can remember ow . take it out . Portland Oregon I might add . Not Maine Why did this remind me of The Ring ? I just imagined being able to enter ` 10px ` in LaTeX You mean like " socialism " ? No it isn't It is painfully obvious that you didn't read TFB ( the fucking books :P ) or if you did , you didn't understood them . And I have sadly past my teens 20 years ago I guess there's nothing wrong with that ... unless the step-dad was my biological father and I grew up with the step-sister whom I considered as my real sister . why did it kick in ? do you have a history with the syndrome , or is it ... induced ... by something ? i ask because i'm genuinely curious . i remember reading an account where someone could see to great distances with tremendous precision during an attack , although he unfortunately couldn't walk when having an attack , though Yes , Yes , Apathy is the easiest answer . Are those Mormons at the end ? Not to take away from the link , but what does " S / F / O " mean ? I want that knife You have a to-do list for blowjobs ? At first , I thought the monster quest thing might be more along the lines of a historical look at folk tales with a twist of modern weirdos thrown in . I was being optimistic , and was totally wrong . The most ridiculous I've seen so far is the vampires one . ARE THEY 4 REALZ ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! Oh my GOD she's so beautiful and gorgeous ! I about freaked out / has a seizure when I watched the video ... how the hell did this end up in the # 1 spot on reddit's front page ? ? objectivity ? Are you KIDDING ME ! ? The second Roosevelt is missing . Does Chewbacca really live on Endor ? Wait ... why did you say " but " there ? " official write-in candidate " 25,000 isn't a whole lot when you realize 4.7 million units were sold in total What came before I Can Haz Cheezburger ! ? finder . hmmmm .... a motorcycle terminator with eyes ? Stephen Colbert is the bitch in the relationship ? yeah , what fucked up programming did they use to make it look like that in FF ? I think we have the same grandmother WTF ? 20 minutes into that movie , they show Horst Mahler . Weird to see what he said back then ... He's one of the founder of the Red Army Faction and nowadays , he's a Nazi and Holocaust-Denyer . I would guess for the same reasons guys mislead women about being interested in them . I'm relieved to see Goldfinger at the # 1 spot there . I went all I am trying to figure out how anyone can misspell " turkey " as " trucky " . Damn its fast Wow , I must be tired . I didn't even notice that no ... _goatse_ warning . For some reason , I learned more history in this format than anywhere else The GOP somehow made Dan Rather fall for poorly forged documents ? the subtitles were kind of eh at times ... and don't you forget it I guess it is a cool pic , though I'm not really into the whole Christian America thing You know , that brings up a good question ... why the fuck haven't the major burger places tried to use cats to advertise their burgers yet ? Uh , what's special about nm on OSX ? I've got it here on Windows running Cygwin + GCC ... I feel like playing this in Grand Theft Auto now wtf did I just see ? java triggers bugs in browsers ? Why yes , yes it is I usually raise one eyebrow , which incidentally makes one eye socket large and one small . So I use this : What's a gaiafag ? And while im at it ; what are shitting dick nipples ? ... 985 points as of right now . Ye gods . Read any book lately ? Ohhh ? Is that the one they used in Godfather ? I love Sushi , but I wouldn't be down with trying that . Just saw them last Saturday . They played The Twelve Days of Christmas in twelve different keys and twelve different time signatures . Who gets 20 weeks vacation a year ? They're a very stupid Ox ? ? ? I still say that all the time - I got it in the Army , and I always have to explain BFE to people ... it's awkward when I drop it in front of my parents . Wouldn't it be weird if they released all the versions at the same time ? Dammit I just tried to upvote you more than once but the arrow keeps flickering on and off ... seriously . I've been in Germany for over six months last year , and I have never once seen one of those Was that a Hotel Mario refference A BLACK HOLE IS BLACK ! NO LIGHT ESCAPES IT ! ! THE VERY DEFINITION OF BLACKNESS ! ! ! We cross paths a lot , you and I .... You can't know what the mugger would have done with his life had he lived . I wouldn't defend his actions , nor condemn I just love the night . It's so quiet and so dark outside . I always dream that somehow there is going to be a disaster outside and I'm going to be the only one alive since I didn't go to bed . 4 days work week ? Wow , I'd be just glad to have a 5 days work week Yes , scroll down more . There's a rock-climbing-wall-thingie There was a video Go kill yourself for caring about shit like this You didn't notice me at your family gathering ? ? ? what's sex ? having not yet read the article , let me just say .. holy . fuck . Well , Buddhism sort of * is * atheism , so .... Is this real ? Web ... hosing ? Now why the hell did that comment get downvoted ? They take Guitar Hero seriously over there Hey , at least he's trying to get in shape ! Is that bulge his junk ? Necro ! I don't even remember posting the reply you're replying too all i can say is * ( hugs you ) * I need coffee . Who was that masked moron ? No , that's just a quote from " Monthy Python Flying Circus " . nipples = delightfully.split ( ) , however . Completely unrelated , * I * know a Ty .. in Cali ... omg , have we been infecting foreigners with smallpox and typhoid ? ? ? ? verily ... but what is the question You have to yell to each other in the same room ? that , and the cache coherency issues will kill you . i agree with you , this is no magic solution . we really just need main memory to go faster . we're going to start hitting quantum effects , though . we're reaching the cosmic speed limit here . light only travels a few inches in a clock cycle at modern speeds , so either main memory's going to have to get really close to the chips or we're going to have to find another architecture Its been like an hour since I last came online and you're still going through my comment history ? Sheriff Fuckhead ? weird Daisy looks like a guy . I have a feeling I've been misconstrued . I should strive to express myself better . I have * * - 25 * * karma on this post at the time of writing oh hell yes . i had to stop watching after 30 seconds . i was afraid he'd jump out of my screen and start raping my xbox Well , which words are more prominent ? Is bishop that great of a word ? Is monarch ? Is aisle for that matter ? Magick's going mainstream The nerds accede with the people above . Buffalax where are you ? Thanks , that helps set my mind at ease . I'd hate to think my trip would be marred by rampant crime wouldn't want to run into these gangsters on the streets ... ... I've broken many monitors and none of them blanked out like that . You ... you still have faith in humanity ? Terrifying . Intentional fouls aren't allowed , are they ? Is this an intentional or unintentional foul ? so you're saying you KNOW you give the best blowjobs ever ? if you've never tried it , how do you know you're the best ? How can an illegal war becoming illegaler ? Fisting or Visiting ? i just took a quiz to find out which ' saved by the bell ' character i am and it said im screech i dont believe it i just took a quiz to find out how my grammer was and i got 1 Not only that , i'll sometimes hear high-pitched noises from fans , peoples fork tines grinding against their plates , car breaks , etc . I'm pretty sure I can hear higher pitches than most people . I've also read that this is a sign of autism he named his son " Jett " ? This is news ? I hope you did , being from the future and all ... Lead poisoning does that ? Wait , doesn't it mean we SHOULD tell them if we happen to be suicidal ? " wind and water action " , looks like the ship was not drained before they pulled it out you really should close that operator with a / if you want it to run I like how someone watching from their house ( for no matter how long ) at what I assume is a school is somehow a valid reason to call the cops on him . How the did you travel 13 hours into the past like that ? Maybe they don't care if the sheeple can see them anymore . Kayak.com gives better prices than yapta literally , too , apparently . Oddly enough , I actually find that easier to read that what donttaseme wrote I've heard that women who have birthed children and that have also passed kidney stones state that the kidney stones are more painful Id lie . What the fuck do I get out of telling the truth ? So that's how you add electrolytes to the stuff you drink ! ! ! ! ! 11111 > Edit : If you think vista's networking is bad , you obviously haven't used windows XP . I've never seen this . This is almost one of the reasons I grew that . Aside from not wanting to shave once every day . That is only 6 or so month of growth too me too . they dont ? the eyes seem to drift apart I was going to go get a Mosin Nagant until I saw this But ... But ... Europe is worth 5 reinforcements , and Africa only 3 , so Africa can't possibly be over 3 times larger Have you tried zombie fact ? Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction ... I can use a credit card with strippers ? Palm's still around ? The coldest temperature I've ever experienced is - 5 , which was so cold I cannot put it into words . It's just simply way beyond my imaginative powers to comprehend - 45C , so in my opinion , you're entitled to just about anything you could possibly wish for I tried Songbird , but it's memory consumption sky-rocketed to 150-200 Mb Wow , so did I . Creepy . Triple D: and a I'm showing my uneducatedness . ( Uneducatedocity ? ) My first thought upon seeing this post was " Wow . So what you're saying is two different people in two different places that happen do use the same nick both tried to kill themselves at the same time ? Nice use of dithering ! I have and it was absolutely horrible . I was sitting on my couch after packing my stuff ( I was in the process of moving to another city and province ) and I suddenly started to feel dizzy , my heart was racing , and I had a hard time to breathe . It felt like I was having a heart attack and I started crying because I had no idea what the fuck was going on or how to stop it . After a few minutes I calmed down and realized what had just happened . They don't ? What ? It happens to me even if I don't stare for too long . I just look at my own code and ask , - WTF does this variable do ? ! Amazing ! Aggressive ? I heard you can track IP Addresses with those ! Afair , no Instant Messaging network will actually talk to your client if you only know the password hash Hm . I'm already 30 . Time to visit a shrink Happens occasionally I hope not , especially considering you can't get an abortion at a planned parenthood I like the slope of " Adolf " and the variants . apparently , " Adolph " lasted well into the 60s amputee . what's so hot about severed limbs ? Does that hedgehog have a fucking cast ? I don't agree with his politics 100 % ( his stance on gold-backed currency is a little Wait , you mean that green isn't the way it should be ? I caught that too . A lethal dose of herpes ? I'm calling shenanigans . There's no way they'll have the ability to do that for at least thirty years . . . . Upvoted for ... being so weird that it's funny ? Should have used a better poker face . This one usually works LOL what do they expect people who never get to see their families because they work all the time to do while an experiment is running for 3 hours ? I worked with a postdoc who got viruses downloaded to the lab computer all the time because of the porn sites he visited while working alone at night . Needless to say we were constantly cleaning the keyboard and mouse for our own safety I think that would fall under vocabulary Nazism more than grammar Nazism " What has been seen cannot be unseen . " I used to do it all the time when I was younger . Come to think of it though if I caught my mom talking ter herself I'd think she was a little nuts . > not that i would have watched . I didn't even get it She should wear it all the time . Spoiler : George Eliot isn't a dude . That's fucked up that they put little kids on cat tranquilizers . So ... what'd you do for 7 years ? Walk around with a crushed vertebra ? Where do you live .... Yeah , hehe I will admit that at 14 , some of the sex scenes parts I was like " to have to have " I live in a town with under 400 people and they actually drove down my driveway and behind my house Haggar doing a pile driver on a shark ? Sometimes I smoke then start commenting here on reddit . Often , I find myself typing up such a large paragraph that I soon discover that my buzz has left . At that point I usually just press the cancel button holy crap i went to high school with that guy ( andreev ) .. he was in my homeroom You were featured on MySpace ? oh shit there comes an .... wtf there wasn't even an S ! Wow , that's exactly like me , minus the last panel Er ... Just wondering , didn't we stop calling American Indians , Indians ? I thought we call them Native Americans . Wow ... just ... wow ... So , since I'm a county employee , does that mean I don't have a job ? I guess that would be good since it would mean I'm definately not browsing reddit at work . Yeah , I've been trying to find out the sitting version . I think I need someone to make me a diagram . What's with all those reviews that are completely unrelated to this book ? They're certainly not ... random , are they ? They forgot Tortoise This is racist on so many levels . It's like meta-racist . But then again maybe I'm racist for thinking it's racist . I gave up trying to read it about half way through ... all those giant irrelevant pictures ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! .... * I'm * taking a statin and * I * haven't died yet , this * must * be true ! NERD ALERT ! Get a Mac . I smoked weed the other day to stop my cough . I want that . WOW ! Good eyes . that lady washing her boobs made me do this face 18 % voted for a democracy ? A white background would then ' snow in ' the ' transparent part ' . What you really need is a separate color called * transparent * " no heart " ? ? post-graduate IT course ? what do you mean ? in the US this would mean a computer science or engineering major seeking their phd ... that cant be what you meant ... is it ? Why were you drinking urine in the first place ? First I was like tears in heaven is ok ? NO WAY ! you mean the universe has some sort of law , or pattern ? I wonder if you could explain it mathematically ... your fellow students are learning to code mainly in windows ? Like the science video we saw in high school about how to not insert a glass tube into a stopper I've had access to the Quake Live private beta for like a year now . I've played it ... once . Since my primary machine is a Macintosh , I'm left in the Fuck You Mac / Linux ghetto . I don't get the point of this ghetto either , Quake III ( the engine Quake Live uses ) shipped on Mac and Linux before it shipped on Windows ! I don't understand the point of the Fuck You Mac / Linux ghetto either , Quake III ( the engine Quake Live uses ) shipped on Mac and Linux before it shipped on Windows ! Woah , now that you mention it , I could've sworn I put [ pic ] in the title ... Oh , it helped my confusion a great deal . I first thought the government gave her the 800 000 $ Dark Magenta I think he's just angry in this particular strip . But yes , he is indeed pink . so you do it for crack ? They pay you in crack is that elephant eating his girl out ? I was thinking that today , too . 842 for me This story ... makes no sense ... Did you ... did you even read the text underneath ? There's a sentence that says , " There is nothing to see in that picture . " Why is he being downvoted so much ? rum looks like nestea That's a lot of effort to neutralize someone's comment karma . That looks disgusting ? Wow , I didn't notice the WTF at first and spent several minutes scrolling it up and down . And then I saw it not sure how he can use the whistling noise from the hole in his chest for the good of mankind This post made me go : No Stanislaw Lem ? But where shall we go ? 4chan ? It feels so counterintuitive and even hurts to type it , but sometimes I think there is more substance there ! Well Sri Lankans are Buddhists or shall i say Hindus so its obvious why they got attacked in Pakistan . And why the Pakistani team didnt got attacked ? Well thats the question we should ask the Terrorists . 1 in 31 ? Wow , that is quite a large number Completely understandable . Purple hoe . That dog just peed for a whole mile ..... Those all seem related somehow My biggest regret of this story is that there is no video footage of this event happening . If so , I predict a year's worth of Which is actually the source ? I'm just seeing a bunch of GNU stuff , Perl , etc . ( Also , requiring a login ? the video was pretty inspiring but yea , what would happen if you got stuck on that elevator ? it would sure take awhile for someone to get ya , Viral comment ? Then delet it " respectable media outlet like FOX " Take a look at those portion sizes on the second pic - a recipe for obesity . I can really only say this : why are you posting serious replies ? very typical of course it's fake , humans can't have only 2 fingers .. unless , ur not a human It is perfectly safe to drink out of a lake Well thanks anyway .. after being gone all day , I came back and it's working fine =) Who knows ... maybe I * was * on thc earlier Why did you google the magic numbers instead of " Tausworthe " ? The dick to ball size ratio is like .. 1:100000 . Muhammad championed for the rights of women ? Thank you for your logic and reason , unfortunately it seems to have no place here . Yes , yes you are Do it . From San Antonio , almost went . reddit party ? They must come from canola seeds Actually he's blind ! Talk about overkill Please tell me that the blue fuzzy thing doesn't have creepy nipple bits . what's an anti-racist skinhead ? You think sex is repugnant ? Because I'm obsessed with it . I think I understand , and I'm not sure you are in the minority . I haven't really seen any " constant , graphic , dirty sex talk " in the comments of a topic that is completely unrelated to sex . Oh man those actually look really cozy . How did you even find this thread I Will Follow You Into The Dark is such a sweet song , I wouldn't call it sad at all . The first pic makes me wanna throw up ... Waiting for the price to drop . Did your palm evolve , or did the banana ? Depends on how much I've had to drink . ` You are trying to dehumanize the Nazis ! Take a look at your previous comment Well , I dunno about that . No they don't . Israel DO target civilians , families , women , children , schools , hospitals , hotels and universities . Take a look at the pictures from Gaza's massacre ! ! They have got into a zoo and shot the animals in there ! ! ! The IDF / Israeli gov the animals ! ! They kill everyone ! ! + Even they went into houses and start taking a shit everywhere ! ! ! Some guys have Ds . This is news to you ? Sobha appears to be a bot that is copying others comments and reposting them ... strangely this bot is getting more upvotes than my original comment which it copied i ... dont get it I use that for everything except my bittorrent client . It makes it automaticaly delete anything it downloads It says GLASS ™ , there's no way they could've trade marked glass , is there ? Technology frees us and enslaves us . I can communicate and share photos with friends on social networks , but I can also be stalked by anyone I just sprayed Crunk all over my screen The performance of the GTR is actually stepped down from that of the street car so it could meet the rules of the snctioning body . The version sold for the street is more powerful than the one in race trim . Seriously . ORLY ? How'd he sign his name ? yeah true it needs the router in order to function BUT since the router is always on anyway , it can't really be taken into account . that's like saying it takes more then 1/2 watt to run this server because my ISP has to keep my internet up ... that is something that the ipod depends on yet we don't take it into consideration ... or that i require food to buy to keep it operational , etc ... where is the line drawn ? ! " makes me want to punch you in the face . " Here , this my face ( I was drinking steaming hot green tea - does that count I wonder What about now I really can't believe that is the same guy ! Does the ShamWow make you look younger too ! ? HOLY SHIT ! ! ! ! ! ! ( I just looked at my driver's license ) I think it's already been in fire 404 ? No I don't know that feeling Evening walks , dude ¯ \ \ ( A Phil named Charlie ? AF ? * Googles ... * I didn't realise Air France was so dangerous ... and another Why Indonesia ? So typing in a subset of the romanized alphabet is halfway to English ? lol , welcome to the fray . First sane comment in here Actually , the way the photo was taken , I thought she had a little beard Little did you know that's your boyfriend's alternate reddit handle . Rape is " natural cause " ? Since when ? Indeed . That show is just one long wtf link doesn't seem to work I got two ears : o one for the left and one for the right , which makes it stereo . so The Wiki seems not to like me . That is , it seems that to use the search box in the wiki I need write permissions ! Is jesus groping the dude from Quantum Leap ? .... how old is that picture ? they act like it's hard to get the police's attention ... That's exactly what I came here to say . Don't get me wrong - I like the rock . This Rock will always have been ( er , barring unlikely plot developments ) humanity's First Rock - but if we're going to have a real long-term shot at survival , we have move beyond this single planet You fixed your username i'm guessing those slides curve around at the end , but that first 1-2 seconds still looks steep as hell The blonde in the middle if she died her hair black So ... - that - was a good analogy ? He played a doctor .... and a guy who eventually studied to be a doctor . There was one guy who made his own game and wanted to make money with it . Isnt that what " indie " is all about ? Only 99 % ... What happens to the other 1 % ? growing marijuana is as simple as watering a plant Wow , did YOU really did that in MSPaint ? Wait ... there are * mothers * on reddit ? I can has burger . Possibly why she hasn't gone topless ? She can't take her top off because everyone would go Who are you ? oh well that makes it ok then . I have a weird crush on James May . who is " Abu Ammar " ? ? ? is he the one ? ? omg you know his name ? I hope he didn't hurt you ! ! Or at that deep-freeze machine at work when you forget to change the sound levels . ( ( ( It's newer than Never Gonna Give You Up . How Ironic . One person hates the donkey so much he's beating it ! And the other loves the donkey so much he's pulling it into towards himself naked You rally think there are 12M people out there NOT affiliated with 4chan that would even know who moot is , much less vote for him ? Steve put the restrictions on the iPhone because he cares about us . Without the restrictions we could get viruses or drain our battery much too fast like those Windows Mobile phones . A day doesn't go by where I don't hear about a new Windows Mobile worm or a guy eating up his battery life while running his chat application in the background which forces him to swap out his battery for a fresh one . I'm thinking of your username ... it's weather , not haze . the eyes soo big All ya gotta do is butter some toast and put bacon on it . Also called a Pigwich ( per wikipedia ) in Australia Whoo , it's finally here . Now , wtf did I just read ? From the perspective of a train you are a soft spot Gotta love that photo of the man standing over his battered partner ... even though this article is about lesbian relationships . Wow ... How can this has more upvotes than the OP ? I need joke-explainer for this one Looks like a 10 years old girl . You typed all that from an ipod touch ? I actually find it quite useful when I don't know the exact name or spelling of something on my mind . Google has a way of always knowing what it is tho ... Robert Heinlein seems to think so , but it also seems that most of his characters have a natural ability for perfect love and trust . uncomfortable ? i don't suppose i could offer you a cup of tea with two girls ? The orange letter icon beckons . Have you considered that the slight camera shake might be a result of affixing a filter to a lens ? why did I have to click on this while eating ? I won't be able to eat another hot dog for years . For the first while , the side effects aren't so bad compared to the benefits . But after time , myself and most people I've talked to , the negative side effects outweigh the positive . It creeps up on you , next time you turn around you've lost 20 pounds You use the viewfinder on point-and-shoot digital cameras with ' live view ' LCDs ? Without the gameboy we wouldn't have the DS . The installer said it didn't work on my OS . I was thinking of myself , and it got it . It gave me a picture of a chimpanzee though . sounds like Valkyrie Chronicles ... got me how would you know ? yea ... don't make me replace you with a shell script ! My reaction to this was much like the one to 2g1c . I'm sorry , sir , I don't think I understand my directive ! subreddits can also be categories . lol . one thing can always also be another thing--that's actually the definition of " category " . If yours is the comment above his , did you accidentally delete your account too ? ... thanks ? I think ? did we accidentally the internet ! ? No , but the search results are the best argument for " Plan B " I've ever seen My dad's smarter ' n yer Dad ! That broth looks ... alive . Heh , sorry about that . I didn't post that link , but I only see about two ads and no pop-ups ... I once had a dog made out of pig are you studying reverse psychology , per chance ? samurai jack , samurai jack , samurai jack and his black and white cat _ .... oh wait It is like hes staring into my soul Understatement of the decade . ... Are you seriously implying that JP Morgan is a criminal syndicate ? o_o . oO ( x_x Mine looks red . Holy shit . Michelle Obama beat off some muggers with bacon ? To look at your boxers ? What does it mean if I saw an 8 too ? Say goodbye to your server no he did board him though , a little space dockage never hurt the cockage . How did you get 30000 votes on that poll Google is bearing no fruit ; could someone explain the reference ? why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria ? Are you sure she didn't like you ? Pappenheimer approves of knobody's new and improved character , but wonders if there are some depersonalisation issues . No I didn't , but now that you point it out ... Thats 3.57 a minute ! Wow . and the godfather I am fat , i can wipe front to back sitting down . What it up with you guys Holy fuck ! Yeah I got stuck on level 4 It's still working for me on ff . In 2006 I was in first year uni , feeling bored , confined , frustrated with my life , and had a horrible girlfriend who was whiny and cried a lot . Once we were out for coffee and she was ranting , and it suddenly hit me : " I'm gonna apply to study abroad in japan " , her : " WTF ? ! ? ! That was interesting , but why did they randomly cut away to Obama giving a speech ? What the FUCK did you just link me to ! ? Wait ... what ? didn't he himself admit that he was ? I mean , if it was basically compulsory and he was out of it as fast as he could be , then it's not really something to really pin on Emperor Popetine , but ... why deny if it he already himself admitted it ? Is the guy on the left Lenin ? More bars in more places , anyone ? And for a more recent example , check out the Iroquois creation story . They also have a dude born of a virgin who comes to save his people ... only he paddles across Lake Ontario in a glowing canoe . why are the number of users online different in each window public street car ? Sadly no , I've been here for over a year , but this is just a new account . It's worse that I've been around for that long without knowing this , though . That . is . utterly . terrifying . I just heard " Spread Your Love " on a commercial , I think for Mercedes or something Most of these are pretty good aside from the weird ones that look like what part of talking someone out of an MBA with a gun to his head isn't rational ? You went from bondagegirl to bandagegirl ... 126kb ? I have ICON files bigger than that That's some amazing mental imagery . I think that school is in Philippines , which is a catholic country The little girls are covered and the boys are naked , with their bums up ... " the ex-former president " , so Bill Clinton isn't a former president anymore ? Ca fait peur Does any one remember NikkiA ? I wonder where she went I find this very , VERY disturbing good points there , but the formatting / spacing and so it begins Well , Reddit only seems to take over , RIGHT when I have finals to study for . Surprisingly , when theres actual things to do , I can get off fine . You load it like any other vst ... 6 months ? I thought it in that voice That says more about the car than the chair Ferrets have been domesticated for around 2,500 years . I have never read anything even suggesting otherwise . Where did you hear this ? Now it's the * only * instruction More coffee ! ! ! Wait , you're right ... Those are hilarious ... but that site is unbelievably disturbing . Instead of - _ - , I would have said If he could read lips , yes ... Are you saying you fuck to fast food ? I have 1136 spam messages the last month ( none in the inbox ) . That's about 37 per day ! At 14:42 , you can see that one of her boobs hangs a good 3 inches below the other Seems contradictory because everyone knows unicorns are real You really put Claymore above Mushishi , Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo and Ghost in the Shell ? i re-read his user name three times and thought you were making a joke ... then the l morphed into an i for my 4th look . but it has citation Yeah , just slightly . Holy CRAP that's a big monitor . I'm the friend that banged your mom and your girl friend at the same time .... 22/30 I couldn't get mario kart because I spelled it " cart " > HR came back and asked me to define " manager " and " delegate " .... Wait , this is legit . I think the shrooms are kicking in man .... i swear the trees are talking to me ... That's the 1/4 of a new netbook ? ! I think they mean C # Version 2 , but I'm not quite sure either , is kinda confusing OMG , look at her hairy arms ! Im not to encourage such things , guys , but get high alright before watching this thing then you will know what dying from laugher really is . Perception management But I thought you weren't allowed to wank ‽ * Yeah ! * That's * what the world needs right now : Lenin . I spy Lt . Commander Data . Google stole him from the future I also have that shirt . When i wear it , people will read it , and go Pretty sure any living thing with a nervous system would feel pain I like to get relatively serious on the first date , conversation-wise . Big , open-ended questions like " What's your life philosophy " and " What do you think is the purpose of life " will only be met with I read that and was all " yeah I agree " then suddenly horror ... what have I done . I watched a doco recently , and a quite high up banker-type-guy said , ' Banking is basically seeing what you can get away with . ' ... Liv Taylor as Molly ? or Lady 3jane ? 3.20 is great , but that doesnt beat 6.19 That's how the Roman empire fell . Why does it feel like I was born in an in-between time ? The future seems so much cooler than the present ... Loved the article . Been a druid for the past 4 years and never really wanted to try any other classes Well at least I'm at the technical segment and it's well paid . But god I can't wait to get a job were I don't have to interact with customers i didn't mean dissecting it in school ... No kidding , I was like ... aww that is kinda cu - ... PENIS . Wait , any relationship ? I'm a quarter Lakota and I am totally with you on this one . Coincidence ? He is the chosen one . wait ... did he just divide by zero They must have thrown a polar bear on that eye about 2 seconds after impact . I can't see any swelling at all So are you wearing the socks-sandals combo because you consider them to be more comfortable ? That's what I've been wondering the entire time I've been reading this thread . Worms in hats ? I feel like this should be obvious , but seeing as I also check Reddit at work , I simply make it a point * not * to subscribe to NSFW - then , I just check it when I'm not in public . ... and why are her pants open Holy shit , did finding that funny mean I'm an uncaring sociopath ? uh-oh ... Makes me wonder how many women on reddit are nude in the tub right now Yeah , being arrogant's no fun because then you can't get mad when you see other people being arrogant without being a hypocrite . What doesn't kill you makes you stronger .... and partially radioactive . Today I learned ..... Looking at those quotes he probably he a pre-written rant for his eulogy . hey maybe he's implying that everyone will find out white people are homicidal , untrustworthy , unapologetic , thieving maniacs .... why did you assume he was talking about ... other races ? Strange , it's like someone made a goof , and everyone copied the mistake . If X is supposed to be Christ , then it's like saying Christtian . That's what you looked at ? Hi , I don't understand why you're getting downvoted , since what you say is factual and not really ... like , personal opinion or polemical in any way . Explain , please , why you are so angry ? Most people DO get more conservative with age ... You're like my twin . Link was broken all 1 billion of them A pinch feels like a pinch , depending on who does it . whoaa ... which episode does that happen in ? People are quick to attack each other on the Internet ? Is that really you ? I didn't know people who were old enough to have grandchildren were on Reddit . He's been here for two years Pretty awesome . But I don't know how they compare to other peoples . ' I don't understand how you think this is a valid argument . Thank god . Its a big joke . ha ha Wow . I'm sorry I have nothing else to say ... just Wow . Hypersensitive or just OCD ? No one will ever know . So .... inanimate objects like a chair or a swimming pool are porn ? I'm confused . / ) What about the explosive diarrhea scene in Dumb and Dumber atheist universe ? The way the logo is obscured on the Nascar poster thing , I did a double-take because I thought it said " The Come Depot . " so a 28 hour cycle doesnt fit in with a normal 24 hour schedule . How do you fit in multiple 20 minute naps when you are at work during the day Given that " nostos " means homecoming and " algos " means pain / longing , the two Greek root words of nostalgia , " instalgia " means something like " instant pain " damn it , Miro it's getting cooler every new version ! it's freakin ' addictive What I liked most was that there were no touristy attractions ... I arrived from Oslo on the overnight train , went down to the water front and some fisherman made my friend and I breakfast , it was one of the best days that I have ever had . Between Oslo , Bergen , and Trondheim , I made the decision I would somehow find a way to move to Norway for a few years . Sorry for sounding like a Norway groupie , hhmmmm My dad used to hit the breaks for no good reason when we'd drive in his 1950 ' s spray-painted-camouflage truck . He wasn't even checking to make sure I had my seat belt on . He is still creepy ... and he's like the blue / black / white / ghostly image of what he really was , even in this picture maybe the 2 of you can hook up Edit : Nothing was here This song does not appear on google search my school was exceedingly difficult to get into too . given the take home exam option i'd prefer sunny california over the east coast Holy shit . this guy sounds fucking insane . shallow much ? Eh ? Didn't know that It looks like someone prairie dogging , excuse my visual . Can you tell me how can I count to 1023 only with 10 fingers ? This should be in WTF . Is anyone else seeing secret scrolling messages in the chicken section ? but no holodecks but it would be so small I'm in Seattle and it stuck me in Europe How do you pee out of your hand ? 2nd , and anal fountain Is he a guy ? I had the same discussion with my mate last weekend Works on my FF move the router into the living room ? Well , does this means linux's karma is shared around ? copylefted ? You don't know what the goids do when you're not watching . Facial cr0wned ? Runs fine in wine Nowadays that tool strips out the updating feature wtf why did i scroll down that page .. I sure am ! wtf why did i still scroll down that page after reading your comment .. I can't tell if this is satire or not . oh wow . except for the " i take back everything I've ever said " you could be my ex which state so that I can avoid it really ? My best friend is a Radiohead freak , like one of those people that goes broke going to every concert in the country . I remember her telling me something about this , when I mentioned that my boyfriend's favorite song is Street Spirit . She's all ' I thought we were talking about phones . K-Naut . It's like K-Fed on reddit . And stalemate city he " ate " a shy bitch ? At the bottom of the page it says ... " This discussion of sex work is the personal view of Dave and does not necessarily represent the views of other leaders of Liberated Christians or Fellowship group members . Dave is co-founder of Liberated Christians Promoting Positive Intimacy and Sexuality Including Responsible Nonmonogamy or Polyamory as a legitimate CHOICE for Christians and others / Exposing false traditions of sexual repression that have no biblical basis . Promoting Intimacy & Women-Centered , Loving Sexuality . Sybian for Maximum G-spot orgasms for women's pleasure and therapy " what was crashing on vista ? Yeah , I figured I'd quote it as I wasn't around in 2007 when they decided to remove it . Was it that interesting that you wanted to know which school it was ? ... maybe I worked in a touristy Malibu restaurant that had celebrities come in all the time . Once Vince Vaughn came up to the host stand as I was walking by , and I said very enthusiastically " V Squared ! " as I did the both-hands-making-a-gun-shape thing . He gave me a brief Dude i was kidding That's weird ... I chose that number completely out of nowhere . I'd predict a lot of sidelong looks and It kinda sounds like a Mario game tune Deep , man . Please comment on it saying if you like it or not ! ! ! by cuteness =D what the hell ? XD AWESOME . Please comment on it saying if you like it or not ! ! ! by cuteness =D what the hell ? XD AWESOME . In ... in Everclear ? Are you , like , the drummer ? What would you have done otherwise ? Cooked and eaten it ? redneck close ? I just checked your karma and went : O o . o o . O O . O All I've figured out is she's probably on the east coast , smokes weed and is an art major studying photography ... so far . Yea figured that out too . But I'm clueless what to do after that I don't know why I'm being downmodded at all , I spent that entire movie with the expression 2000 lines so .. soo .. pink That'd be a weird program . An infinite loop that runs in constant time Those come in adult sizes ? What does that mean ? It's not so much an attack on your character as it is about your life . This program has more variables than there are stars in the night sky . uhmmm foreigners are the bad guys ... Exactly . I don't want him to think he has to surrender himself to his problem . To be honest , I think everyone is in control . But when you willingly toss aside your ability to control yourself , then you leave room for your supposed addiction to take over . An alcoholic would say he doesn't willingly give it up . He would say he was never in control to begin with . At least that's how I understand it The third from last . Isn't this like ... a decade old by now ? Not only did I deal with children , but I * myself was a child * for long periods of time . Am I fucked ? The most amazing is that he did extinguished it with is furious spin . racecar is a palindrome ( Responding to this comment because your latest one is in my inbox but not the context section for some reason Actually , I think Community colleges have astrophysics majors ? You are not supposed to say that , I believe i wonder if you have a camera on your laptop as well Uhhh , can't you still think about him ? Or are you into dead dudes ? The Deathclaw scares the heck out of me in Fallout 3 since I can't KILL the freaking thing without using half of all my ammo put together ! You think policy based programming is a disservice ? Reminds me of the whole Goth craze of the late 90 ' s where having no eyebrows was also considered to be cool then . Because it made it hard to see facial expressions . And therefore their souls . Oh ... Em .... Gee ....... is that ..... EARTH JIZZ ? ! ? ! ? ! ? I've never even read 1984 , and I know what book that references . Mine bounces a bit , too . " Average " is at 33 days , but my last one was 37 days . The longest on record was 46 . wait , what would you use then ? OMG the look in his eyes when he was hit , and then how he remained motionless while the train keep going . That's ... odd . You're not just mistakenly using supers on your light days ? It's a lot of gaming , too Paradox ? If it never turns on , how can it prevent itself from turning itself on ? Wait , you mean the site wasn't just some stale , ten-year-old page ? I'm adopted are you talkin about bittorrent ? I see what you did there I did not for a minute think that it's not a publicity stunt created to attract tourists I guess ? Yeah . That single note melody sounds * great * when played on a trumpet . The baseball jersey base price is $ 21.99 , the kids long sleeve is 21.99 as well , I don't know where you're getting these base prices .. Thats just it ... I * AM * in the USA .... That sounds startlingly familiar .... You mean the part where he throws up people in the middle of the night so they can use their penis to suck pee off the ground .... Then swallows them up again yeah i mean 3 guys 1 hammer .. what the fuck ? ? seriously .. fucked in the head we need replicators Reworked as a Guitar Hero game ? Why is this comment being downvoted ? get back to work What remake ? It's a sequel . so stargate is becoming Battlestar voyager ? This is the wrong direction Yeah I tried Battletoads on an emulator a while back . The hover cars were no problem , but the worm stage how will you shop at discount megastore without a car ? Used her teeth ? I don't have children . I was with ya till SimCity , how can anyone hate sim city ! oh that'll work great harass the VP ... at first I was like Wow , I think I love her too . I thought my laptop screen was in the wrong angle . But it really is _that_ dark . How do you extend a silent letter ? * Edit : Woah , this sure got popular overnight . I don't normally drink milk , and this loks unappetizing , but somehow it left me craving milk Just one cookie ? At first I read you destroyed them with your over fisting geeez ... how about a seriously modded clothes iron imprint ? I was just thinking about this about an hour ago ( deja vu ! qgyh 2 is a chick ? An electric fence ? Really ? Seriously , look at that picture . Mine has HDR on and it's purple . The 614 number is in Ohio it's poop 2 months ... but then I went to visit my gf in colorado , and apparently altitude makes your dick bigger Are we really that alike ? Judging by the fact that the reviewer repeats entire paragraphs several times in her " review " , the then / than distinction should be the least of her worries ... Hell , even her user name repeats ... damn right . oh my ... Yeah , it's a bit of a mindfuck . The human mind isn't built for this kind of concepts ( see " infinity " , Zero G , > ( see " infinity " , Zero G , I couldn't ' see ' this , but I'll take your word for it being " idk ... check your blueberry stash and find out How can you eat that crap .. At least the local beer must be better than Tennents ! Only thing in the world that gives one luminous shite No , his question was whether it's technically lightning . there's a bbc series ! ? I find this twisted and disturbing the sith lord steve jobs does wear all black . should've been a clue OK , this is creepy . What's a nursing home without lemon parties ? ! ........ k Now you're worrying me ; what if I'm currently on The One That Fell in Love Way Too Fast ? Yeah if you could teleport straight to Eress ëa that'd be rad . The Elves would all be I shall take your survey ! Unless you want a paper copy , I'm over in Engineering Unit C so it turns out creationists think that creationism is evolution with god and evolution is creationism without god . > well needless to say she got her hair chopped off , head ripped off , stuffed into a Ziploc bag full of ice cold water and then stuffed into the freezer where she froze in the water ... my grandma wasn't too happy and said " That's how serial killers start out by torturing their toys , that poor little doll , she's probably freezing " . thats just creepy I really miss being able to use the play place-type things like what they have at McDonalds . I have fond memories of the ball pits , slides , and zip lines . It broke my heart the first time I was disallowed entry for being too tall . Now though , when I look at those things I can't help but think how gross those places are . I like Starbucks . They extend employee benefits to same-sex couples . Plus , I support Seattle's plan to take over the world one ... cup .... at a time . ... normal ones ? They're still available . how the fuck did this thread happen ? LOOK OUT ! BRIDGET'S A DUDE ! While I was reading it I kept looking up to see if it was a gif just incase there was going to be a freaky picture of someones organs spilled out pop out at me when I got to that part Should you even let your boss see you're surfing Reddit at all ? Kinda funny , especially since windows is not really expensive Edit :D ownvoting ? Come on , a license is not even a day of work Your mom , last night ? cool story hansel Seems like that subreddit actually exists ! And interestingly it has no moderator . I dont see fudge on the menu Downvoting this ? Seriously ? C ’ mmon , classic CSI reference . Because none of you obviously got that , and all . IKEA is too expensive ? That's a link to David Cross in ' Just Shoot Me ' . Knowing the internets , the whole thing was shopped somehow and when you try it , you'll burn the shit out of your hands . Would BSOD be like having a stroke ? did the mormons just outsmart the rest of us ? I ... I think I've found my soulmate . Will you marry me ? I read this title and was like Chrono Trigger and Earthbound are platformers ? He's British ? News to me I'd like to buy your account for 8 dollars ... he never came back . Not to be cynical , but--having worked in the internet marketing / social media field myself--I wouldn't put it past this guy to be making the situation up just as a social media experiment or to get smart redditors to google his name and visit his twitter page \ m / Do you kill alternators that often ? No . " Science Fiction is white guys " ? ! This one girl I know on Reddit who reads all of my posts and then makes snide comments about them in real life . Alas , I do the same for hers . I'd elaborate on her weirdness , but she'll probably read it . What other references could they be interested in ? Same here ... and I have a sister who's 20 so you're saying we need more rail destroying terrorists ? so you're sitting on a pole ? Yeah ... it was quite a shock to see that randomly one night when I went to take a piss . Looked down and went So the markets are bigger , so it only makes sense to have higher prices ? Here's one that'll mess with your head . If your son marries your mother , you become your own [ step ] grandfather . You only just noticed ? ! That's right , the news is very biased towards the right ... NSFW ... will read this later maybe they're checking to see if you're dropping some dead white chick's body off . I'm pretty sure " smoking " involves inhaling smoke .... Betcha by Golly Wow ! Just got here from googling that phrase Yeah , well , my mom's a strange lady . Her logic went like this : brown shoes = brown pants = geek . I actually never noticed that So they're closing stores , but they just had one shut down for a month to renovate it in Ottawa are .. are those women's shoes ? How is that not an Onion article ? I hadn't actually seen that clip , which makes it even more spooky > go on Christian channels and do the same shit . go on Christian channels and do the same shit . a theory of mind that applies to women ... what will you think of next ? I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE So what you're saying is that he expects his girlfriends to be perfect for every application ? Is it just me , or does the article itself make no sense Wow ... now starting a program on the command-line is called " programming " ? My friend told me how they were " barely squeaking by " . Then they bought a beach home . I think I built that exact PC about 6 years ago I watched the Four Corners program and I went What is wrong with that anime girl's crotch ? ! well , yeah maybe but the download time never seems different either way . I think it's like " you're downloading free software so you're going to stare at my advertisers for a minute before I give the files to you for free " unless you're running scriptblocker or adaware - - 9/15 ... The same day the stock market imploded last year . Hmmph ... 360 ' s don't have wifi ? 15 cents a kilowatt hour I love it when articles tell you to edit rc.conf , and neglect to let you know about the consequences of a typo . His pupil is only attached to his iris by a thread . Wow , Sun still exists ? Like ... 10 % of your total income ? I did I was writing my GRE went that storm came knocking stop posting bullshit whatever the last thing she saw was , it must have been terrifying I must be the dumbass ITT but I wonder : if , given the amino acids , the shape of the protein is uniquely determined , isn't it kind of ' inscientific ' ( as well as useless even if positive results are reached ) to raise such a project where no calculation algorithm is intended ? omg it's a mothership / theres nothing in dxdiag that me knowing , would harm you dummy , its just system information , what parts you use . I can't " hack " Woah ... I took a quick glance at your username and thought you were me for a second . Damn . The one on the left practically looks like it's leaning to the left if you look to the right . That's just creepy . Imagine how many people have been buried alive because of this Marathoners have 14-16 % body fat ? I can't believe I used to fap to that The ballerina one ... This website is Michael Bay's entire filmography 2 hours ? Girls like that don't play WoW . Get the hell out of here with that ! Did O'Reilly just claim that Japan is a part of Europe ? I can smell it Oh not this argument again . It depends on the girl . What she's been eating , what time of day it is , what day of the month it is , how clean she is , what her natural chemistry is like , blah blah blah . Every girl tastes different . And if she tastes like pennies , you're either making the mistake of drinking from the red river , or she is REALLY not hygenic . I always pictured I've always used What's the big fucking deal ? " On noez , that means pubes ! ! ! ! ! " I didn't know expert programming refer to people 1 . ONE CLASS PER FILE ? i will second that .. now i know what i will dream of tonight ( didn't even see tile This disappeared from the main ' what's hot ' page very quickly . in fairness tacobell really isn't mexican food > in fairness tacobell really isn't mexican food just started this on agust 27 and i have no idea what to do how did you create this problem at a takeout place ? Can't you just order separately at the front desk ? not if I have anything to say about it i agree . pitchfork likes him so he is therefore good Did you say the 70 year old had a " GUN " ? I happen to be a stage one with a stage 4 Okay you win the internet for actually following through . It wasn't an honest response . It's a copy of reply above that was meant to be humorous . Unfortunately , the separation likely became too great and people didn't catch the parody . As if I care for Phil Collins . I'm continually learning Spanish after having lived there for a year . I'm currently listening to the Pimsleur Italian audio books as I'm going on holiday there soon . It's difficult not mixing the two ... " ¿ Quieres mangare adesso ? No posso subito , ma luego vale ? " Wow , thanks for enlightening me on that . Heh that's so true , I usually end up with Scandinavians or extremely pale Europeans In this situation I would have certainly refused to turn my shirt in . That shirt is ballin and I actually kind of want one now ... Wait , why can't your Mom have turkey just because you and your sister have no idea why you've got eye-teeth in your heads ? I grew up in Tampa and I have to say that I never really experienced any racism . Is this the actual nikki rhodes ? Ooh , then maybe there are other problems going on . I regularly transfer data from a server in Seattle and finally gave up on ssh / ftp in favor of tarballs over http since I can fill the line over http and not ssh / ftp . I guess I always assumed the problem was Comcast's because I have no issues with ssh / ftp at other locations Maybe I am you're friend ? I thought just a little - ish since it's just a cake and not exactly the real thing . But sorry if I offended . kill yourself I got hair dye in my eye , and now the pupil does this . Literally I don't understand . What is the purpose of this ... or what did I miss ? what is this ? slashdot ? Yeah , I realized that ... I edited it just before this message . I dunno if it's still too general . I have a 2,000 , 000 candle power portable spotlight in my garage the same size as a flashlight That's funny ' cause OS X's speech synthesizer make it sound like " Hop pop lunch " are you critiquing our two direction vote system heathen ? Hold the phone fellows , religion is full of hypocrisy and money-sucking lies ? You can say no to a road side breath test in America ? A Reddit meet-up at PAX ? You really think that orange juice will have a noticeable effect on the acidity of your stomach contents ? they don't ? ... sooo , they're intimidated by your intelligence , and tease you to make up for it , and you don't think that's establishing social hierarchy ? ... wait ... there's something in Lovecraft stories that's frightening ? Well , did he ? Those are natural ! ? Its a front you see , google and the aliens are one in the same ! You're not . I was thinking the same thing I know you are but what am I ? You're a small penised , smug fagot douchbag with poor reading comprehension that doesn't know how to use more than a single mouse button . But at least you don't have to use Windows . Your probably right . I'm going to edit the post soon to point to one or more of the protests / marches that have already been organized . I don't think I have the resources to handle all this I guess she's upside down I didn't see her shoot but the brunette that was inside , pointed the gun directly at her head while blowing in it . Hope it wasn't charged . The first two weeks of dating ? or of just knowing each other ? Let's just throw out all statistics because we don't know what tomorrow will bring ? wait , what was that ? And that's what scares me the most youre right about MK . but its not your opponent players who are the most annoying . its the bosses ( especially when you advance to the higher stages ( am talking mk2 , mk3 here ) ) who can make you destroy your tv by copying your exact movements and always countering your every attack ... WTF , my name is Sergio and I was like " / me makes sure not to go to any sex parties at repsucs place * Against * it ? I just lent someone * House of Leaves * and * The Crying of Lot 49 * . You'll also hear this : " When you're * truly in love with a man * you'll want to have his babies . " This ended up being somewhat true for me , but I recognize that not everyone is going to experience things the same way I do . 51 % = total control . Seems fair to me ... That's what she said ? thanx for all the comments . Thievery seems to be a recurring theme . Is it worse than NYC there Details pls Depend's how much you like it ... I think I got a package delivery from her . I'm assuming this is not new but it's the first time I've seen it . I wanted to check some people out that have responded to a Craigslist ad of mine and Spokeo gave me quite a bit of info . Then I used it on myself and it kinda freaked me out a little . I remember playing this in the elementary school computer labs instead of studying . so all they do is yell ? Wow ! Thats trippy Religious people are scary .... Try licking it . why wouldn't you just use the firefox search bar ? diarrhea poot poot ! ! right in your stupid facE I meant " would you " ... dunno how it came out like that ! thank you for the completely unnecessary description of your friend Oh my , no love here Right at about 4:30 I'm thinking , " ok but this isnt that tall ... " and by about 4:50 I'm like " awwww shit Either will you . How do they know there were freighters 5,000 years ago ? i go to northeastern maybe the usa will become a canadian province i kinda like to keep the rest of the world on their toes , to be honest . Perhaps I am a sadist I thought the United States had income taxes much lower than that . but cool none the less Nor me No in New Zealand ( and Australia I guess as all our banks are owned by them , which in turn I think might be owned by Singapore imgur has ads ? Did I just get propositioned ? Holy shit I'm in a rage post > I'm weird repost but hot ... Ok , definitely not the version my parents used to tell me Have to comment on this now so I can watch later . Only if you're sexually stimulated enough to warrant one . Yeah , I'm afraid the other students in the library might draw and quarter me for making noise You won't get any kisses at all with that attitude , you There's alcohol in your shampoo ? with the exclamation point , it looks like I've gone metal I'm a child of the 90s and that freaked me out as well What if the teleportation machine didn't destroy the original ... This is exactly why I keep my sword rack next to my bed . I've actually never seen anyone with an outie Holy shit ! I have a connection with the guy behind the blog . He helped organize the showing of Food , Inc . at Bottletree . Talk about a random connection from a hilarious commercial . can a redditor explain to me how smoking something that was soaked in napatha isn't dangerous ? I'm not being facetious in asking this question , it's just that this part of extraction has always made me go Sorry to be a jerk , but no one would have otherwise cared . Thought I should let you know before some bigger jerk would tell you to stfu can i get a pwned ? They were hard to find and when I did my reaction was as follows : Is that a string I see ? I realize . That's why I said visual hallucinations . Thousands of angels serve me For example when he answered Reddit's questions ( and it got a lot of downvotes too from Paul naysayers just to mess with you Interesting thought , even my bank doesn't have proper demands for a security professional who check their web shop who in turn demand proper design of their PHP ( * Nothing about it is hardware accelerated , AFAIK . I just tried the teapot GL demo , and it ran fucking smoother than my native OS .... under virtualbox without 3D hardware acceleration enabled . 5th season is my favorite . For me it was mind blowing . This isn't sarcasm . I'm always like I started watching thinking she would flip the quarters in the air . When that didn't happen I got kind of disappointed , and then ... WTF Holy shit , the Pyro avatar is nearly frightening with those huge haunting eyes . i love quicksilver . I have never found a use for largetype though . please elaborate Wouldn't it be great if logic and science were part of the legislative process ? But the internets is anonymous , or so I hope . you know my comment sucks when it immediately gets downvoted for commenting on others upvotes . Since when is dank used to describe glass blowing ? Holy shit . and also , How does having a facebook stops you from having a social life ? Hell it should even be helping it . I'm making events with friends and keep in touch with them much more easily . How did you pronounce it ? That explains so much ... I always thought I need to restart when encountering this error . Now I know . Should be useful if I ever use Win 95 again Is there a TMI subreddit ? If not , I might have to create one so that I can post this there . And you trust American products ? Trading . 05 cents for $ 30 The Intaweb has adverts ? Is there anyone who doesn't ? Wow , I was going to comment how I always notice MN ( I'm in Minneapolis . ) in a story on Reddit . Can't believe the two other comments are also from here the first thought I had was that " that is more than a mole of stars if you consider the part that we haven't even seen yet SRSLY ! " Lion Furry mounts bull , does awkward sexual gyrations . " Wow ... you're right ! I suppose someone did measure it You got sumthin against unicorns , ponies , and dogs , punk ? ! ! ! Browsing through old stories ? followup to this : Did you ever get that checked ? You're not hearing me or I'm not explaining myself clearly . Perhaps someone who comments and agrees with sigh . It won't change anything for you or me . Ah , I was gonna say .... I'm a size 10 and these women still look smaller than me You have a motion sensor in your bathroom ? you'd cover him in a herpes laden golden shower ? I just made that up , and a quick google search doesn't seem to show any prior reference to it .... Yes , upvote this reddit post to show Jack Herer you care . Jebus , now that's some population control . you should hear about some of the errors .. please please please explain at least some of these Can't ... stop ... watching .... Nothing bugged me as much as the fake looking stars outside every window . If the ship was stationary , they'd be moving . If it was moving , they'd be moving in the wrong direction . And if they were going warp speed , they'd be moving really , really slowly . Occasionally , they were obviously just painted into the set . Well according to the correlation to everyone elses ' experience and all the girls I've dated .... apparently they're all this crazy ... It wasn't funny and I was more like , " Oh shit .. Does the bear shit in the woods ? been there done that , twice Oh whoops , I didn't read his question all the way and assumed you were saying 8 was your age . what if I love Amy ? You can remember to put stuff in a planner ? jasmine rice is gourmet ? cold canned soup and rice ? 11 minutes after ... should we make that 9 times a day ? was it an orange red envelope ? the same exact thing happened to me too when fucking my ex . it's fucking weird . WTF is this Reading your comment , at first I was like gah , dude ... can you have a little fun with these questions ? do you use your car inside the grocery store ? * * OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX ? ! ! Alright good . Just making sure I am not getting with some super skank or something Thank god it didn't As opposed to Keynesian ? Pregnant for 10 months What's not indicated here is that this video is lapsed over a time period of several weeks . Umm ... this is completely random ... but I can't see or click on any downvote button for this post . Not that I want to , but it's NOT THERE . > edit : This comment has now put me over 5k comment karma .. Need to spend less time on reddit a final solution ? It says I have 3 posts full of code and numbers , but i checked them when javascript was disabled and i didn't see a difference with my comments that have already been posted . If I could I would Direct link and not a su.pr link submitted this time my god ! ! how is that even fuckin possible ! ! ! Out of curiosity , where is " semi-eastern europe " ? What the hell happened to like 500 comments ? Discussing code snippets ? Really ? Really ? What websites do you get that on ? And what browser are you using ? I initially misread it as " ... who's not dealing with * * his * * bisexuality well " . i live in the same town as great adventure ... dude you paid for your first time ? I just can't seem to understand why he didn't just put the phone in a pocket instead . Wire for the hud to short ? Get a longer one Well obviously that's not the only factor , or else my dog wouldn't be sitting there licking his balls right now . Or would he ... anyone with brains would realize that it would just make us want to bash even more Funny . I get a DeprecationWarning ... And you might have bought it ... I read the same thing you quoted and did a Did you * really * read this or just find a book with Narwhal in the title on Amazon.com ? > how do you handle the boob situation ? theory : rapper is a girl ? No . But I'm more than willing to listen to a good explanation for it . I've yet to hear one that didn't make me do this : Looks like notepad Hanging around the reddit offices ? self righteous and twisted ? I thought it still was I had to upvote you for the link to the Rainbow omnomicon cake . Why would anyone wear a condom to masturbate ? Who's Jo__h__n Stewart ? I read this book for high school english ... made me almost sick ( not physically , and in the good way like you see the world in a new light ... a green one maybe ? sheesh missing links are popping up all over the place these days The University of Notre Dame That sign is on one of the local burger kings too , but the employees don't say anything if you have a camera there anyway . What's the deal with the signs ? awesome how it's actually going Is that animal abuse ? Just installed it , this thing is AWESOME ! This is going to be the first time in years I've had a screen saver that wasn't focused on boobies and butts no idea why everything you posted is getting downvoted Guess it was for some other MS program then . I haven't seen that before You just put the most striking image into my head I'm pulling back on it a little You can't feel the shit coming 5 minutes before ? Aria Giovanni apparently majored in biochemistry , while tutoring math and science . Did you have professor Gill , he teaches political economy . My favorite class / prof ever sounds like a boston reddit meetup idea He's definitely got a " I'm not sure whether or not I feel like this is cool or an exercise in insanity That thing is scary ! What if it got caught on something ! ? Hey ! I'm still at work . thanks , i think ? woah , woah , ad hominem much wait ... I don't remember that part : ' ( then I saw the first picture and thought , " Cool , a Bioshock parade ! " i didnt I got that question and just answered A and got it right . I dropped out , too . > I mean , do some people actually think that marijuana is this EVIL DRUG that KILLS and MAIMS ? Been to at least over 15 countries If we're being sent back 2000 years , why do we need to know things as " what kind of engine is this ? " Or how refrigerators work Is that Doctor Cox ? The economy is bad ... there are lots of laid off programmers ... they figure $ 10 / hr must be the right price . Hey , 10 > 0 . Right ? Off topic but where the heck do you shop that a 42 " LCD would cost $ 1500 ? What does " I'm going to the store " have to do with anything ? " falling written correctness " ? Again , what kind of crap for brains person doesn't like londo mulari ? Does it really need to simmer for that long ? this guy was probably born in the U . K . and really really white What if it takes the US 125 years to figure out our health care system isn't working ? I _did_ notice . Why are you on Facebook at work ? You sick puppy Shit ... I need to start hitting strip clubs before my niece is old enough to be in one . I know I have no idea who did what on what version of the board . Wow . Primarily libertarian ... and yet everyone seems to hate Objectivism with a burning passion 34 H ? ? What the fuck ? ? Were you conceived inside a vat of Agent Orange ? ? But ... if you're in the picture ... Strip clubs _and_ bicycling ? ... it's like ... you _know_ me . I remember reading somewhere that if you include a baby picture in your wallet and you lose it you will have a 8/ 10 chance to get it back opposed to 1/7 chance if there is no baby picture Good god , please tell me that this is fake . This needs to be posted in WTF for sure . Now you're scaring me into thinking i have chlamydia or something what if you had only 10 % more body fat than you do now ? LOL sooooooooooo true Ubuntu of 2 years ago and ubuntu of today are wildly different beasts " This eventually resulted in a train of bombs following the player and deciding not to explode . what does it mean to " meat most " Remote alarm clocks ... The best part , however , is that it was written by a guy called " AmoralRelativist " . For those who don't know , 0 kelvin is absolute zero , the lowest theoretically possible temperature . This is only 1.9 kelvin above that . Stay away from these women . I think he just did . Resolution of 3200 x 2104 = Simply unbelievable .... Are you implying then that open source is not professional grade ? That little nerd was so outclassed by Keiser . It was like a high school debate team going up against the Roman Senate . I would love to go , but I'm too tired after driving for 2 + hours . How does one make butter out of an apple ? Genius . tell your dad i'm going to start doing it too . Not entirely sure why I didn't think of doing this myself People in Capital Hill have beer other than PBR ? plastic boobs ? ? Yeah , you can read her other blog posts through Google Cache , but tbh they are pretty boring . The one where she freaks out on her therapist was a little Friends like me ? What makes me valuable that you gathered from this post ? I never got that popup I thought I was so clever training my level-fives against Metapods with levels three times that ; all was well and good ( tedious , but well and good ) , and then out of fucking nowhere , the god-damned * cocoon * * * * tackled * * * me ... Cancel plans without proper notice The wide-eyed Klingon sold for me . There are dog beach parks ? Im from Massachusetts and I know several Tims I've got 3 other alts and over 150 novelty accounts . 3 . How can you describe yourself as lazy , yet have travelled the world , built a successful ecommerce business and practised poker to world-class standards including spreadsheet logs ? Are you sure you understand what lazy means ? Well I was thinking of logarithms . ... I HAVE THIS ! I tried this at work and my co-worker gave me Where do all the asian girls hang out Maybe I'm shopping differently , but if I don't like a game , I can return it . I go there and my name is Nick I remember doing that as a kid . My eyes were like what about skaneateles ? Nope , keep looking ... i wound up in some strange red fog and then teleported to a different road ! does he have his hands folded behind his * head * ? OK , on further reflection I did know about lupus and MS . But arthritis works that way too ? Is there something he missed ? Apologies . I actually wasn't aware mine was incorrect not sure why ppl are downvoting you That sounds ... * incredible * Ah couldn't find that info . Did find his address and house taxation Someone PLEASE make some photoshops of that fucking STARE Dude , how did you learn to bowl ? Because I don't think that's quite right ... Huh .... I'm lost for words . I still don't know if I like it or just want to bash it . I used to think that I was fairly conservative . But then I see the people who label themselves as conservative and I'm all there are programming shops in boise idaho ? Why are those two options so close together ? Was this before he was fucking bitches and making money ? Or after ? \ m / [ This article about three banks closing in Florida doesn't mention the names of the three banks closing in Florida . Something about that slider mesmerized me so did you end up going to med school ? they're on the front lines fighting terrorism and defending our freedoms ! ! ! don't belittle them . You wouldn't like it when they're angry At first I was like i was not borne of woman what about all the crazies in that little religious nut area ? how are they ? Is there any legitimate argument * against * auditing the Fed ? I was expecting it to end in some kind of joke . No this is real You own a boat and you retired at 35 , but you say Macs are too expensive ? You .... you , know this from experience ? Hold on ... they have news shows on that channel ? you may be french , but you are also a redditor Except that it would have to be passed before implicating that . You pay for software ? ! I got my digital download AS an ISO . the idea of a warm toilet kind of freaks me out - i'd usually associate it with someone elses ass having been there recently ... My great dane does this uhmmm where did you buy it from ? If only I had his ratings ... As opposed to what ? Going back in time to solve the problem ? I'm actually pretty amazed that someone can think like the original submitter and still consider marriage a possibility ... How could a broken neck NOT be an emergency ? The combination of the music and the laughter made me get chills down my spine What , the , fuck . Anybody know wtf is up with the video that's attached to this headline ? I knew something smelled fishy They're important , but not more important than composition . More celebrity crap ? From a site called hipsterwave no less . Why in the hell would I wan ..... Oh . I can imagine the average geeky engineer building a doomsday device after being promised a bonus for a doomsday contingency plan Yeah , he must not have read that correctly . The Illuminati Braless girls are braless . There are magazine articles on how to give blow jobs ? You want her to doorbell your ring ? PNG Gaunlet optimizes PNG files on Windows .... nice ! then you were loved by all the characters , people who waved were my favorite . they seemed happy enough to get a hello . i swear some people wanted my soul Blood transfusion technicians ? OH . MY . GOD . there were no real scripted lines , it was 99 % improv . and yes i always had to speak with an english accent . i think i was pretty good too because i had an english family tell me they thought i would be an american girl I wasn't aware that this was such a big deal for women . In my experience , the only vaginal issues that make men go LOL . damn she looks like shes 45 yes . one even had a ring ... LMAO ! what a compelling argument you bring to the table O NO what if I love acedemics more than my family ! ? I don't know . Why am - I - being downvoted ? Because I prefer cutting down hordes of skeletons with my buddies and the lack of multiplayer in hack'n'slash makes a world difference for me ? you sure he isn't on some al-qaeda special operation I wondered what i was going to see with the " more inside " in the title I thought mcdonalds beef was 100 % beef All the flags in AC ? Faces of death ... I remember downloading what I thought was a normal video . Come to find out , it was some chick in a chair getting shot if your girlfriend asks if there is anyway she can make it up to you , i believe you now have your answer If the genders were reversed ( " Oh , he only punched me once and throws things sometimes " ) , would you still say the same thing ? tl ;d r : holy hannah . I haven't seen the rest of the trilogy , or Visitor Q I'm convinced Glenn Beck is Sarah Palin's other retarded baby . Don't bitch , she calls it her retarded baby , too . I guess that new stealth coating worked too well ... beeecause if you feed humans they'll become too comfortable around humans and will wind up getting shot one day ? But reallocating money to where it's needed rather than what people are willing to pay for , why that's , that's ... SOCIALISM ! Is * that * why there's a Linux version of avast ? wtf is this quote , I didn't understand it when i saw it in civ , and I don't understand it now At first i was like WTF and then i was like But two totally different styles of letter ? Sure I don't expect every letter to come out perfect clones , but how could you possibly not get into the habit of writing all your a's the same way ? Do you also sometimes use v's for your W and other times use the more loopy u-shape ? Occasionally revert to cursive ? Are you a business major ? And you've now stopped ? Oh yes this is going to be good . I can't believe he shaved his skullet off , though I though she looked terrified of herself and her family Is that * best friend * a guy ? ? Gee , he indeed is a looker way above lady-G . Still , how can you not know what gamers like to eat and drink ? Or were you not associated with games prior to landing your job ? Yea . I forgot to mention ... when I told her " I feel like we've reached a plateau " she said " what's that " Definitely looks like someone updates his account for him . Every post is a link , can't be him ..... unless ..... unless he's just like all of us . It's AWESOME . not a lot of joy to kill here anyway . your fine . they gave incorrect info to the crazy gorilla .. what did they think was going to happen ? They say you should dance like nobody's watching but I guess someone was watching ... and filming ... for 15 months But then that would make all the guys that love reddit gay . Oh , but I am . I have * always * been thanked . * * Always * * . I used to cut my mate's curly hair . Just sort of razored it . Because the other hospitals were worse . When I read skateboard I was like Perhaps you're a foreign sleeper agent or something ... huh ? Wow . Why does this sound so damned familiar ? I have lost many jobs simply because one obstacle stood in the way of my motivation , and I just couldn't find a way to communicate it to my boss . You made it two different colours ‽ ugly people do this all the time , unless you're implying that ugliness is a religion Are you cooking that ungodly creature ? Oh , dude . You're not alone . My doctor truly * balked * ( as in a big fat * * But i love the love but hate the pain ! ? > But i love the love but hate the pain ! ? It has Jay-Z on it . I don't doubt that I helped him out , however he was at - 2 when I first read the comment Yeah , I caught the reference , I just don't get your point . Are you saying that Christians did nothing when others were persecuted , and thus they had this coming , and in the West Christians and Muslims will one day unite against atheists and homosexuals ? Wait , it's not normal for cold sores to dissapear in a few days ? until you find out that it only grows moldy sandwiches These things remind me of the damned werewolves in the Ginger Snaps series You mean , we're talking about a character in the original context of his creation * ? ? * Blasphemy * ! ! * Everyone knows you're only allowed to use the most popular version ha ha ! I just got home from my very first day of working at a bakery . 1am to 9am . I'm so tired , but also very awake I think I just came ... Damn ... I thought you meant the Lifehouse song and I made this face : Er , you're talking about football or something , right ? I don't quite understand the whiny pro-buying L4D2 people . the boycotters are making a valid free market decision why mod him down ? Furthermore .. is it even the same * hand * the second time ? I clicked the link and my browser froze Shit ! ! ! ! no joke , the Jon Sewart parody sounded way less insane than that real Glen Beck clip ... normally it would be KcQc but that would take too long to write out for a quick jab in a thread no one is reading anyway " the fuck No , it made the national news because of the player's behavior . How close to my house are you ? ! That's cool . I just looked at the stylesheet i think that's a bit harsh So you're bicurious or bi . I'm sure you also have fantasies about sex with women , but that doesn't mean you do it when married . You might learn more that way , too . Seriously , though . We call it " anal leakage " . Also , Wachovia = " Watch Over Ya " ? wtf does that mean ? sheltered from what exactly ? the miles of nothing in upstate ny ? This looks like a job for Improv everywhere Well , what I mean to say is - Both UI and graphic designers can essentially design the same thing , but that's it . Anything that comes after the initial design would be relevant to which ever area of expertise is requires . So , to an extent they are the same , but not entirely - correct ? Crunchy bananas ? Drôle de notion de la libert é les américains . Tout le monde a le droit d'avoir un flingue , mais t'as pas le droit de sécher ton linge dehors There are movies that are better than their books ? Really ? This actually happens ? Sounds like self-preservation to me ! Ok , so there's officially * nothing * that's not documented in Wikipedia . Right ? she survived basic without getting any scratches . I wonder how she pulled that off ... because the infoshop link * * does * * have the the quote . it seems like the oligarhy has been busted Yes ... Glutes .... JUST LIKE THE 90s ! This band is awesome ! Great tunes ! Wonderfully I'm getting old . I totally said " Yea , right on Gramps ! " outloud . i know this song from the eternal sunshine trailer basically I am just curious about how to accomplish this Regardless , I am relatively certain you win / r / WTF for the day . I lost my shit 10 seconds in . I can't even try to pretend that I can deal with this but I like my butt Dogs AND their owners would attack your bike ! ? Honesty and integrity in the same sentence as Sean Hannity . One of my best friends is Vietnamese and the sounds he makes while eating are truly horrible . He slurp and masticate with the mouth open . He really fucking drives me nuts . That's why I found it so horrifying , even when I was a Christian Hory sheet , Rupert Murdoch is the Lich King Holy shit ! I smoke that stuff Neil Cavuto is the voice of reason ? Would've paid to see Stork reply " I've spent the better part of my day trying to figure out who it is and I'm afraid it's the entirety of our IT Dept . anyone watch that WTF video ad at the bottom ? She's looking for a guy twice her age I actually like the feel when I step on a Lego brick How hard is it to cut the edges ? I really wasn't aware that anyone else in the world cut them like OP For a second there , I thought this was in the starcraft subreddit My father in law suffixes every sentence with " this thing " , or substitutes words he can't recall with " this thing " . Was totally bizarre the first time I heard it , but then it turns out it runs in the family . " We're going to play some golf and this thing " . on the plus side doing all of those draconian things would create jobs how the heck is she a fraud ? she was undergoing surgery ! Nice try FBI I thought Hunter S . Thompson killed himself though ! I liked how uninterested he got after realizing it was held by you . He's all Wait .. but you .. and him ... together .. Not only that : 1 : He looks like a fucking badass ; 2 - He could actually be a model on that picture I came here late ( through the bestof ) and to me it looks like a bunch of people are talking about grabbing notavalidsource's girlfriend's boobs ... Actually , I'm pretty sure that this time it's the childhood memory that is doing the raping . Why the hell was this downvoted Staged ? What's next , stargates aren't real ? Half a mile .... isn't that the height at which skydivers jump from their planes ? wtf ? i thought it was airing on xmas What in the heck did I do ? You speak of manna and honey falling from the sky , but how do I know you speak the truth ? ! No , I could never do this I haven't seen it yet , but it seems to me that as awesome as Ian McKellen is , the whole point of Number 2 was that it was constantly a different guy ... and yet , somehow , * the same * Only child here too . I'm just annoyed with my parents for giving me a middle and last name that sound * so * good with my first name . My mum kept her maiden name as she was pretty high up in the business world by then , but at the last funeral she said to me , " Now you are the last * * * * * left ... " Wait ... what ? When I was in eight and ninth grade , I switched schools several times . In the span of a year and a half , I read " The Outsiders " more than five times , and watched the movie four times . I could happily live my life never hearing the words Pony and boy together again .. Oh my goodness ... Even - if - I noticed my * own * phlegm on my collar , my instinct would NEVER be " hmm , better just re-swallow this ! " yes I know , but during the moments it took me to discover I was kinda Castrated ? He threw the dog off a bridge , what video were you watching ? I think that would make me the fat chronic masturbating lazy eyed 29 year old boy scout who was raped by a woman Soooo your saying I should join them ey ? ? she ? TBH some of those employees could use a dance workout , which adds to the awkwardness .... Its a really good remix is it just me or is the brother saying Pedophile , ignoring the " O " that changes the sound of " E " in the way of i have pedals on my bicycle ? As in , be brought the kitty in with him when talking to the parties involved in the disputes ? Were you raised in a communist country ? Inability to work out exactly how desparate I am for the toilet You were able to drive 300 mile without a cop seeing you Mind Blown pa pa pa poker face pa pa .... ^ - - When I put them up for my Grocery store I was like WOW I think the material was really good . The delivery was good too . I think in the beginning you look left to right too fast , and go left and right too fast . My eyes kept moving So I got to thinking the other day . If you were to accept that Mary was a Virgin , then that means that Jesus deflowered his mother by breaking the hymen . John , Juan , Jean , Ivan , Joao , Giovanni , Johan , even Sean ? ! No , actually , most guys who never had a sister ( and don't share a bathroom with their parents Technically , the poster said " girl type " . It makes me think it's a trap yeah because it's not like children are a product of their surroudings or anything I'm still trying to process this . You're kidding , right ? That's it ? Seriously ? He threatened to cause a huge privacy breach and singlehandedly ruin IAMA ( IAMAgate > He threatened to cause a huge privacy breach and singlehandedly ruin IAMA ( IAMAgate It could've been worse though , if you were a vegan It's .. it's beautiful speak the truth ! my god its so much hotter when its wild , spontaneous , wet , and crazy . If it was faster than light his data would be going back in time . You may get some media attention if you remember to mention the suspect was in black face at the time Amazing , beautiful ... my mind is blown ! I don't get the difference between free unquoted and free quoted ... This is the most hellish thing I can imagine My red pen is screaming for me to take its cap off . I've often seen food stamps be used to buy $ 400 + worth of food ( two grocery carts full ! ) ... full of steaks , name brand food , juice , milk , etc . - - - I have NEVER eaten that well . One couple had over $ 500 worth of food stamps used on ONE order . An * excuse * to user-stalk and create a dossier . Guys , what if twilight was the greatest movie ever , but we would never know since we would never see it , and then we would criticize it into eternity yeah but ... firefly is good . or this : " Wow that guy was a major dumbass , or really high / drunk on something . Not in the slightest ! Just ... Holy fuck I got downvoted to shit . Yeah , well , she ain't all bad . Just really the sex thing that is hurting , well that and her unemployment . Our good friend Neil Young is old and grey now ! That guy was .... supple . Do you have any experience with their phone service ? I also need a phone I'm slightly confused by this question . If you are already dating , wouldn't that be a sign that you are into them ? wow , i want one ! well we don't really know if shes not being watched ..... is there an iraqi translator dancing in that video So being the most successful car manufacturer in the world wasn't enough for you ? I'm glad they finally did something worthwhile to earn your respect . I wish luck upon your children ! human treat ! ! ! you pretty much named every single good site there is wtf is a pager ? Yes , for my French courses one of the reading exercises contained a little blurb from a kid that fantasized about being president , then he would close all nuclear power plants ( good luck with that 80 % power drop I read that as * Penis Profissional Guide For WoW . * See , it works . mirror ball or glitter ball ... but those names were thrown out by the end of the 20th century . Every house in that area has a pool OR is currently in construction nsf.gov = Not Safe For Government ? yeah they are gonna love them bandwidth bill . oh boy ... I told this story to my wife . she looked at me like this Yeah but on the 360 you can watch your porn DVDs for FREE . That almost doesn't even sound like an accident .. I don't blame him , either . Five . With a partner : two . Possibly two and a half . What one of my friends did for my 18th birthday was make hole inside of an unexciting book ( seabiscuit . i've never read it , just didn't look too interesting ) and hid money inside . When I unwrapped the present I was like Oh god oh god oh god Basically , there is software systems on both sides that queues messages up . The RAN ( Radio Area Network ) , has limited bandwidth on the control channel , and unfortunately , that's where SMS messages get transmitted . Its a chewing gum and bailing wire setup , but it works most of the time . I tried to simplify in the first post . Guess I blew it . im not sure if I have posted about this . I was gonna say the same thing . Also there's a magnet No offense , but you look like you're eight It ... could be ... several pairs of jeans ? lynch isn't for you then Give you the ability to control your eye spasms ? mm . but I can't look at myself in the mirror after . indeed ... no one can fathom how much crap manage to get in there until they actually see it . Color me over the top but I buy a new keyboard at least once a year now And then they went and made two more movies and a TV series . That sure turned out well . Like I said : Churchy-churchville . So wait you don't believe the planes even crashed into the towers AT ALL ? ... not intentionally . That's probably a better assumption than less than any other day of the year ... Or maybe not ! Uzumaki didn't bother me all that much ( still a great read tho ) . I think it had more to do with what personally frightens you ( like being trapped in a tiny cave usually , countries aren't going to war in other criminal trails and usually the whole country isn't directly affected ... so they could make a little exception for this one Yeah I got the text message warning this morning . Wow , that's stupid :-D Thanks , now I know I don't believe that shit . But I'm still not sure if you are a troll or not I would just like to : I'm having some trouble understanding why the babetron is the last item on your list ... and only mentioned as an accessory to the shirt . It's not fearful any more than fear causes you to want to use protection . Just a way to avoid knocking her up . I'd rather do that than use a condom any day - those are terrible , and I can't find them in my size That's not how you draw a NOT gate ! How the hell do you repeat exactly what I said in a reply to me , and have six times the comment karma ? You dated her again eight years later ? you're an active sleep walker and yet you sleep naked ? yep , same here ... and I've started liking cats Up here too , I think the moon is falling . He facefucked a dancer . Your username makes me read everything you say like you are FREAKING OUT ! ! Mine's on moderate and I still say tits in the thumbnail I didn't realize how ill-proportioned he was until I saw these photos The longest one-syllable word in the English language is " screeched . " I don't think he is attractive in the least . Right , and that's the cost problem - retailers are forced to carry Canadian content , but customers aren't forced to buy them - so retailers lose a boatload for shit they have to stock but nobody wants to buy . That was my entire point with that post i responded with a yeahhhhh once and got + 140 And you ... live in Canada ? Mannie fresh made a new album ! ? I wonder if they cut your hair with the guns Wait what ? We're fucked . Whitey is going down ! It's gonna happen by the year 2000 .... wtf is that reddit thumb ? i'm thinking " no auto-fellatio " Their straight up fucking WTF insanity It was the other night . My flatmate and I were in the back of this guys car , and there were two guys in it who were about to rape us . My flatmate got raped , crying and screaming just fine , but when one of the guys had my knickers down by my ankles , he started shouting ' I'M NOT RAPING YOU . YOU'RE TOO WET ! ' and pushed me away with a look of disgust on his face . Tiger's wife beat him ? You mean PI . E ? And my eyes just went Your girlfriend is a professional dominatrix , yet you speak of " letting her " do things ? I have noticed women don't have a problem dating their other friends guys after they break up ... very strange to me as I could never touch my friends girlfriends wait .. there are nude scenes ? Wine doesn't have to be expensive to be good i go to the same university as somebody who actually won that Usage of " da kine land " instead of " da aina " makes me doubt your true island roots that video I had no idea neutered cats do this until my boy sprayed my damn laptop screen ! We shared a > > I did not know this was even possible There's a ban on importing construction materials ? ! the example closer to home would be MJ :D who was a black guy trying to be a white woman ? You put jelly in your milk ? Or does your jelly have calcium in it ? People still use 4:3 monitors ? wasn't there a documentary video floating around the internet a couple of years ago about a conservative group running a shelter for orphans but really operating as a front for underage gay sex work for rich republicans ? It was in black and white , so pretty old and it sounded like some bizarre alex jones conspiracy .. I guess it wasn't Nice one , maybe this linux stuff will catch on . my b This new Ubuntu crew doesn't know what they've missed . Erm ... There's a photoshopdisasters watermark in the image . Did no one notice that ? title is most intense Holiday gift ... omg ... they've been making fun of our fat asses all this time ! I had trouble getting it to sing along as well . Eventually it told me to " stop singing " and then told me in Spanish that it doesn't speak Spanish . You can install XP on a flash drive ? are you the ironfroggy _ python guru from freenode This .... can't ........ be ...... real .... That ’ s … that ’ s a pretty stupid weakness for the might Jedi ( > Are you hinting at the fact that given enough time , all land will be owned and used , and therefore , anyone brought into the world will have to pay someone to simply exist ? Oh , that makes it okay then . Oh yea , totally see how you can jump to that comparison . Planes and shit ... Must be photoshopped ... what child , WHO , would leave bacon uneaten ? I can practically smell them , those perfect strips ... just makes no sense Nice try , but I run Windo 01010101 02 I clicked on the " ray dances with cities finest " and then pressed the back button ... youtube said , in a red bar at the top , " I call shenanigans " .... home-made ? Wow ... that's a great idea .. the beginning scared me WOOOOOOOO * clicks link * OOOOOOOOOO * page loads * OOOOooooo - looks like one too " I'm not a sesquipedalian " Hmm .... I see .. I think Camonoscopy Roulette ? Ads ? um , wut ? yeah , my face was like so you fapped to that ? ... Do I want to know what it's about or what it's based off of ? S2 and I were vague about ours and on top of that wrote them in German , so hopefully our American santees won't know if they do try to read it . On second thought , should have we filled out the forms in in English ? The form was in German so I was just going along with it Are you my ex ? Why not just make it a little image of a troll That is one creepy Mario apparently reporters are now throwing shoes at him when he does press events That means they're tied with you for that race ... and since you've beaten them , if it ends in the tie , THEY WIN ! You're friend with yourself ? I don't need people to want me . My eyelashes were too long . I actually had to cut them a bit so they didn't smudge the inside of the lenses . My small business ? I have a small business ? They weren't sensing a creep vibe .... they were sensing danger / a rapist . Wow , that was a very close call . you and everyone else nitpick : the term is organ grinder ... monkey grinding sounds horrific There's a test ? I got an invite a couple months ago , no test .. Okay , yes , that's creepy . Why the heck did they charge to NCSoft ? yeah I totally agree ! I have a very small apartment , and I have 2 ! ! ! smoke detectors , whats the point of that Okay , had to get some sleep . It appears I got more invites today HOLY SHIT i was just watching a bit of fry and laurie on dvd 5mins ago . :( i didn't see your post before mine . but im keeping it anyway that was the day my best friend was born ... hmmm coincidence ? ! Omaha , Nebraska ... " designer " leopard . So epic ... It's also $ 250 on amazon KickMe 444 can devote an entire year's worth of free time - BBS ? Be back soon ? Bulletin Board Service ? Bwuh ... Starbucks is weird . This should be posted up That went from promising to 2 Cuils You posted this twice . They had CS department parties at your school ? OMG . He looks like Ted from HIMYM . Not a bad list . But Art of Fighting ? it's going to be tough to undo the + + + . Alas , I cannot solve this rubix cube , for I am mesmerised Oh my sweet god Don't block any sites . oh .. so that's what that was got it fixed , apparently needed to reinstall my video drivers as well as deleting / cfg / and whatever else I was starting up the . exe with . funny you mention the OS paged pool error though , that was the reason I was trying to dumb down the gfx to begin with , but after reinstalling , ( windows was apparently of the opinion that drivers from 200 - F'ING - 4 were superior to the most recent Kids are fucked up Same here . I know the TV is on even when the cable box is off and the screen is black . Once you hear it , it won't go away ! My cat trained me to follow her . She rubs against my legs and I follow . If I don't , she comes back and tries again and occasionally gets upset . Half the time , I'm supposed to follow her to the food bowl and she proceeds to eat what's already there Um , what journalism program taught you that ? My eyebrow is permanently raised up and my face is stuck like He knew Tomas Kalnoky , the singer from my favorite ska band Streetlight Manifesto . What if aliens are cows ? couldn't the smoke cause lung cancer ? appears to be some kind of camera gimbal . the fuck Does Virginia not have snow plows ? I am getting myself one of these for Xmas , hack it and watch porn that skips all the dialog The Eaton Centre ? ? oh no .. you care even less what am I to do now ? Trust me , the situation is even more awkward when it's gay porn At first I thought you said " even through that black hair " and was thinking " even ? wtf is wrong with you ? " . :) Somehow the fact that her hair is actually brown didn't register Now I feel bad , Brittany Murphy apparently died today where the heck do you live that a house costs 65k ? As a cashier , I'll say that the only time I'm overly cheery is when I'm serving old and / or religious people . Both groups scare me . A woman came through my till just the other day wearing a button saying " Jesus is the reason for the season ! " dunkel and aventinus , hell yes ! aventinus kinda tastes like a banana though My computer's name is 434k now . Sheesh My next door neighbor called me over when I was preggo with my 3rd . She " just wanted to let me know " that there is a rumor going around that my husband and I are breaking up and that he is cheating . You know because he leaves early and comes home late . Drat , I have a similar story , except I'm 23 and not-quite-married What's so unnatural about that ass ? what i meant was that there are definitely a lot more shooters than just CoD games that let you aim down the sights ... why all the hate ? where the fuck is Tesla motors in this roundup with their sub 100k supercar sedan ? We were joking ... just wait a few months , i'm sure some will come ( * fingers crossed * Ruby is my god ? ... I know this won't help much , but I'm totally having trouble figuring out what you mean . Lady Gaga's wardrobe just gets weirder and weirder ... what does “ finna ” even mean ? ? Most insane asylums ? What the fuck was that about I think someone put a Porsche in that Ferrari Wait , what ? When / how the hell did he die ? they are both on separate lines Wow . Sorry but , people meet on / b / now ? ... why , you could just wake up dead tomorrow Torchlight , Mirrors Edge , Machinarium , STALKER , Defense Grid = $ 30 I stopped reading there for similar where is the Antarctic Ocean ? O ... k ... Definitely a new take on cockfighting ... poor fella isn't going on the next hunt Is it that you shouldn't have said how much you made ... ? I don't get it You can . Unless you / the person in front of you were already speeding , going above the speed limit to pass another driver is completely acceptable ... Yeah , really . I was at work doing tips downstairs when a women went hysterical in our lobby . Turned out , one of the people who died was her kid . lsof is news ? ? I was hiding under your porch because I love you I view this forum , and what happens is that the first post is one telling Reddit to go away ... It could have been worst though , like accidentaly printing 300 sheets of a single picture from porn.com Number 3 is intense ... looks like a Dali painting hee hee my daughter yelled " look at that woman's big fat tummy ! " one day while picking my other daughters up from an after school activity . I just * froze * Great link ! Thanks . I don't think I'd pay $ 1,000 though Did anyone else get a rapey vibe from the " taming the banshee " scene ? Neytiri tells Jake to choose a banshee to ride for life , and that he'll know it's the one because it'll try to fight him off . He runs up to it and muzzles it so it can't cry out , then hops on top of it , fighting its resistance and plunging his USB hair into it until it's subdued . And now the banshee is his bitch until it dies . Would that be legal ? These people are nuts .. There must have been a misprint .. Surely they meant 13hrs per day ... right ? What is seen cannot be unseen . I sort of fell asleep in a hot tub . I was with two good friends and none of us know how long I was under but it felt like an eternity and they had started to really worry . It felt like I had become one with the hot tub and was part of it . Muslim men look better than muslim women ? lol , is it bad that I actually got kind of hungry ? Um ... the present is a cardboard box ? I have a 2.8 dual core , same video card , 2 gigs LESS ram , 600 watt power supply , and i run the game on high settings with pretty much non-existent slowdown Create a good story . I'll play a game with a good story and mediocre graphics long before I'd play a game with great graphics and a shit story ( * ahem * Assassin's Creed , I'm looking at you complete darkness on shrooms = It really doesn't matter ... is there a point buried in here somewhere ? Wow that's amazing Oh , man . Are you me ? Cuz my brother does the EXACT SAME THING . One of the best mashups I've ever heard . relevance ? I'm confused , did you just blame all of the idiotic problems in this nation on the third party ? Or did I read that in the wrong way ? And where you'll be going * next * It certainly isn't lite in terms of complexity wtf ? aren't the powerlines in metal pipes and usually bathed in some kind of fire retardant ? how do they get in ? why didn't you just do it at kinkos ? you could've been done and had it bound in 20 mins I was just reading about the D . C . sniper and apparently he killed all those people as a cover so he could kill his ex-wife and have it seem random . ( if he was never captured of course ) So it seems his aim was not to cause terror , just to clean up his messy divorce . Haha , hey , I saw this when I was back there this year over the Thanksgiving break . Girlfriend dragged me back there to see her family ... didn't know anyone out there actually knew about Reddit it's the Easy Button for bowels ... I see the resemblance . Depends how creepy you are Actually , I was ogling . 32G is huge , and I'm sure you've had some gawks . I'm a * big * fan of both types of shirts for both of those reasons you listed , each in their own unique way . I'm sure that the * large * percentage of shirts you buy , you must search for extensively . And , I'm probably * massively * understating your struggles for dressing well . Anyway , I wish you a * great * deal of luck in hiding your wonderful bust . This is the moment when I first realized how much the Reddit Alien looks like a telletubby . You're trying to overload my brain trying to compile a list of the best games since 1993 that are on sale on Steam . so how do i make sure things stay gone ? So my sister and I spent a week in Taiwan going around to the various temples that we had to , mostly within an hour's drive of Taipei . We ate at a bunch of different places ( I didn't realize just HOW many bakeries there were , it seems like 1 per block Both ways ? see ! that's what i'm talking about ! When my boyfriend and I had sex while tripping acid , when I had an orgasm , it was for a * WHOLE MINUTE * , it felt like I was the definition of the word purple , and my body felt like the waterpaint wisps of smoke from the beginning of Mulan . It was so good that I cried for like , ten minutes . Wait , there's more than one Mars ? They sound like my dog . turns our / r / programming don't have a sense of humor unless it is programming related . monica ? I still buy the cards but don't really keep up with rules changes . I can understand why they clarified stuff but not why they changed the damage stack . It suddenly doesn't make sense ? After a whole decade ? My family's very liberal , very chilax , and mostly non-religious . I basically came out as soon as I realized I was gay , and everyone ( friends and family ) was fine with it because apparantly ... they already heavily suspected it . that sounds pretty racist ... Hope this doesn't go wrong What has been seen cannot be unseen I'll give you Pitt , but Johnny Depp , * not * effeminate ? I play a gameboy while I'm on mass transit or waiting in line , and I'm an attractive 29 - year-old woman ( or am I 19 - year-old with lots of make-up ? ? More embarrassing is when I slept over at my friends ' and they asked about it the next day Preferably not ... Only on Reddit can you find DontNeglectTheBalls replying to a post from suckmyball and see that they are both not throw-away accounts . no they don't She has a point in her twat ? Alert the teaBAGGERs ! You don't know my parents . God I hope you're not married . And getting bored . Oh . My . Gawd ! I came here to post this and went I dont get it . You have no idea just how jealous I am right now . Because two's complement is one of the hardest things to get your head around in the field of computer science Nope , pretty sure my penis doesn't look like that At first I was like " what the hell ? does nothing " but then I changed colors omg sytar , my irl friend who knows about you because i've talked to him about you and because he's been to eon a few times just randomly found your reddit account , and then as i skimmed * ahem * i decided to randomly say hi and it JUST HAPPENED to be the page where other eoners also said hi to you Wait , was that guy taken from another FFFUUU ? I'm having deja vu ... Heck as in Hell ... * JESUS * The idea of avoiding debt seems to be a sensible one . Why would people ever consider keeping a credit card balance at all ? what if you run out ? The interviewer's facial expression . " O_o " " o_O " " ... can't ... stop ... playing . I introduced my wife ( then girlfriend ) to CZ she played CS : S for about five years . Just got her COD : MW2 for xmas , she doesnt get to play that often anymore , for awhile she played more than I did What did I miss ? ? How come you know she smells good ? Sphincter winking-ly scary ! enjoying his / her I think I just found where the fur for the edge of Santa's suit comes from . I will now can you get enough protein from that alone I spent a while searching through their archives ( damn them for updating so often :P ) and I can't seem to find this one particular Cy & H comic I've been looking for . It's basically 2 guys raping a girl . Yes it's horrible , but I do hope it exists because it'd be a lot worse if I just made it up in my head . I think I put in around 100 into DAO Over 9000 times the capacity of the human brain I feel dirty You're the author ? bring it chumps That's how they're made ? I haven't . Why would a soda machine need the latest drivers ? i was expecting a shitstorm of comments from guys like * doob * or at least someone with a username like * Pedr * * It wasn't me ! NORWAY ? I was looking at the pile of hangers and wondering if they were originally hanging up ! ... Well , I've always thought it's a damned peculiar practice - I mean , who decided that they were going to spend the day lobbing foreskins off ? That being said , I will admit I find circumcised penis far more aesthetically pleasing for reasons entirely unknown to me , despite the fact that I denounce the practice ... Actually , she loves them ! She likes to sleep in them more than she likes to sleep anywhere else . She also loves pawing / sucking on my faux-fur lined coat and the blanket I knitted . well , I guess that's a good thing ... then why are you running vista / 7 There's got to be more to this story . Starsailor ! Seriously it's amazing how a good rock band like this ended up selling techno mixes . Why are there plants inside a taxi ? I thought as well . I kinda like the bug eyes I don't think it's very ethical for the grocery store to have humans with aids flavor Now that's what Im talkin about - a healthy girl , not a meth head . Rib bones are turn offs . Plus , nice boobs ! ! People don't REALLY think loose is lose , it's a mistake , people know that they are two words I certainly hope it wasn't any of the Boeing planes , he'd be in the cargo bay I'm not being flirty and everything , this is how I talk to people , wtf Yeah , I wish being him was a perk in Modern Warfare 2 . I'd survive tactical nukes and people would be like I'd tend to agree . The New atheists are more hostile to religion than has been normal in the past , but none of them can compare to the old philosophers . Then again , they are probably less boring to read . ouch , my brain hurts now . that's the thing though ... googling that number only shows results about me posting about it Can anyone see me at the moment ? Hes's so ... smooth . Just look at his username ! Harry Potter fandom has cooled considerably these past few years . Now if we were talking about the batshit coming out of Twilight fandom nowadays ... It's so morbidly fascinating ... I can't look away I bought it . Second absolutely amazing piece of technology after the iPhone . The only reason I bought the PS3 was to stream movies from my computer , Netflix , and Bluray . Games are meh to me , though i have to say the gfx are much better than expected . MW2 .... I am a girl , I approve of this . ( So , they borrowed money to pay for the equipment and they need to give more back because of that . And they pass this to you . So you borrow money from the bank to pay for that . And you have to give even more back . Yeah ! You can't ask about taxes ! It's not like this some " hey I'm so and so , you can ask me anything you want " ... Wait , whut ? remember the headline from a few months ago about how under Obama the US was surpassing google in green energy research ... it was a * * Well I live in the UK , so we don't really buy a single can or litres we buy crates or pints Why did my comment disappear ? i just watched some dude on PBS tell me how i can turn a single shrub plant into a backyard full of hedge using kitty litter and some magic root powder . i shit you not . i was amazed ... There is always elitist jerks out there . I had one guy telling me all the skills on my bar that weren't the right rank . It was REALLY irritating but I knew he was doing it to help . He told me at the end of the instance that he had some thing similar happen to his mage . Apparently if you're duel spec'ed it doesn't always update the rank of your skills . i think the one in hospital has cancer It's almost as if she's stupid or something . Holy tits . you rock If he learns mainly by ear I am even more impressed My doctor gave me a Vitamin D pill so large , I can only take it once a week . ouch , my brain fizzled ouch , my brain fizzled This is how I wear my shirts ever since I remember . Do people staret from the top ? I didnt see that post , 21 hours ago I was asleep Came here to say that . I was like , COMMA SPLICE ! ! Wait , the guy who at the end says anyone should be able to have any opinions ... sued the _comedian_ for his opinion ? What's this packing business ? they shove gauze in ? The link holds the answer . But what about people who are from out of town who want to make a purchase ? Psst ! Somebody should tell them that their clothes are see-through ... Wow , that's pretty extreme I think our socio-economic backgrounds are pretty different though Read that as " Too fiddly for editing your knee " AMA related to the topic ... in what sense ? Yeah I thought life in prison was a bit sensationalistic but I threw it out there anyway . I am a bit surprised that seven people upvoted it . I don't believe I posted it on anything of the sort . I did link it from my facebook . Maybe I know you ? are you feeding the starving family their own mangled baby ? As a guy with a sister , I am also going to go with Execuse me , I'm OP and I'm a girl He was in Toy Soldiers ? 1 year w00t ! The distance between galaxies . It would be hard enough just to get to another star , but another galaxy altogether ? LOL , I also thought it was supposed to be BOX__BOX . I thought it was supposed to be a ' sophisticated emote ' with glasses , or a alternative of the surprised face : Ditto , just assumed it was print it yourself . I made it in photoshop in like 5 minutes . I have to admit I never saw myself tracing the goatse anus with photoshop's lasso tool . A little too intimate it was ... Twitter segment ? What happened to your head ? ! That is the most massive apartment floor plan I've ever seen . the $ 500 dollar tip too I live in the UK and never ever seen this Wait , his tip was larger than your whole group's bill ? ? " video response " ... I love that - that feeling of OOOOP ! With an Yeah but virgin doesnt exist anymore Did you watch the video ? There isn't even a line above me yahh , smart comments everyWHERE . kk reddit it's so full of stereotypes that you kneed some one to talk to ' - ' it always ï » ¿ is so I guess the engine is mid ships then ? wouldn't it make more sense to just vent it aft along with the churn from the props ? What sort of girls do you hang out with ? ! I didn't know anyone other than myself played it looks like penrose designed it its a man with hands in the air Holy shit .... Oh no , we're doomed . Homeopathy FTW ! Wait a minute ... It makes my eyes hurt . i dont get it well i don't really know what you are talking about so i am going to say no Diane Kruger could talk German to me anyway she wanted . * Psst ... * You're talking to her dad ... Hes like In a public place ! ? sure you're " American " until asian pride week shows up you spy You find spelling errors to be amazing ? Neither can I . Hmm ... How so ? Jeez , I'm gonna need to get better at this if I hope to make a good game . Good thing I'm working with a team . Victoria ! ? oh my god !  You are asking / r / Christianity about the Hebrew Bible ? meh , $ 50 3 months ago is a drop in the bucket . The ridiculous part was that the install instructions for the OptiBay came as a PDF on a CD HOLY SHIT ! The guy in the striped red sweater is levitating ! You can do for loops in console ? Nice visual . ... That could be part of my problem . I've been using Adobe's for years . just don't get booth seating .. Oh , I've explored my cavities quite thoroughly . :) The area around it is sensitive in the way that the G-spot is sensitive , I suppose , and I can see how it could become pleasurable with a learning curve . I'm a clit girl , myself , though I have had two or three mysterious ether orgasms originating from the fifth dimension . I'm a bit distracted by the awkward placement of the door knob Kidney soup ? First I shampoo my hair and rinse it out . Then I put in conditioner ( pour it into my left hand , then transfer it to my right ) and tie my hair up while I wash my body starting with my left arm , then right , torso , and then down to my feet ! Then I wash my face and rinse out my conditioner . Yeah , I love a guy who's shivering . Same here . I'm 22 and people think I'm 16 . I once was trying to talk to this girl and she thought I was still in high school . 2003 was a long time ago ? Well , I * was * on holiday , then the on-call phone rang . Gotta love the leash ... go with a nice samsung LED , they use a diff type of glass that makes the blacks look blacker I did a 24 hour trip to Dublin ( 2p for a return flight ! ! ! ! Thank you Easyjet ! ) and I noticed the blacklights in the cafe toilet . It totally confused me , until my mate explained to me that it's so that junkies can't shoot up ... love cave ? Oh my god , I was just talking about this video in another thread . The hammering was cruel but when the screwdriver was used I was like this for at least 3 days : * * I'm pretty sure that's a Mao quote . It's been foggy in the whole KC area for the past 4 days . get any katee action ? ..... how are you still alive ? ? ? You don't like Pulp Fiction ? I would not assume that if I were you . Just kidding ! ... By crafting the item with your own mats and selling it ? not posting photos randomly around the internet Lolwut , meteorites don't look like that . I guess crane dropped garden decoration or something . if you really dont know you can just copy paste it holy crap Holy shit .. I submitted this 3 months ago Personally I'd much prefer you'd talk to me , rather than ignore me than fap She could be Fox News Headlines ..... > Personally I'd much prefer you'd talk to me , rather than ignore me th * * e * * n fap I'm so startled I don't like any of that ... Am I a woman ! ? I'm glad for the verification , but I'm deeply disturbed by the prevalence of that name . Yeah considering it's being used for disk check ONLY for a platform that uses no disks ( steam ) I'll help too , but not tonight ... gotta sleep , work deadlines loom , and i haven't eaten for almost 24 hrs . Bojangles Fried Chicken Damn . If I stopped cutting my hair ever , I'd save about $ 40 US . I guess I'll be glad I live in a small town with a small town barber who cuts hair because he enjoys it , not because he needs the money . what is silverlight ? I think How is foreskin and essential part of the penis ? I have no sound on my work computer , so all I see is the headline . I'd be flattered , but what weirds me out a little is that you've remembered my statement from 24 days ago , or read back that far into my comments . one time a movie didn't sell any tickets and there was people in the theater ... well , what did you * think * " bitwise " meant ? I can't imagine how much that would scrape your teeth / drive you crazy . I thought of making this exact same thread last night ! Can you see me staring at you through the windows ? so how did he get out ? You forgot the spiritual part . I'm from Northern Norway and always thought of it like a Southern thing to eat . sweet where is my cut for being the first to comment ? after reading your post I just want to curb stomp republicans Before the alien implant in his jaw makes his head explode . Wouldn't you hate being retarded all the time ? or you could just be running above expectation ... where the hell do you work He does give every employee ( part-timers even ) health insurance though . I can't figure out what motive SBux has to fight against pot This is SO horrible ... I'm shocked ... It's too late to add the sarcasm tag What is this ? ? ? Is this the symbol for sarcastic smirk ? Is this the symbol for sarcastic smirk ? Only if he wants to go into an applied science ( or business etc ) . Don't spend 200k you don't have on a pol-sci program Damn , that was fast . I literally refreshed the page . That was impressive , but I've seen two people playing a guitar before . Then they switched to plucking the other's strings . Free speech zones ? ? 3 by 4 by 6 ? It guessed Hans Gruber in 16 questions i thought india was home to hindoos and the kama sutra What kind of MMOs were you playing where you had to ask permission to go to the bathroom ? mind = blown You press your shutter release button with your thumb ? ? The comments over there are horrifying . I stared at it for 10 minutes and I woke up years later , having spent my life playing Dwarf Fortress . haha there are some funny posts on there ... some really mean ones too Remember meeting Cecil ! ? I peed a little I was so excited . Good god , that hornet looks fake . Holy shit . I'm scared to think about what would have happened if you two were * actually * dating . I'm a native speaker of Spanish and find Spanish spoken with an English accent to be kind of hot some times . This is usually directly proportional to the speaker's attractiveness , though . I wonder why ... School bus ? You can do that consistently and profitably ? there's an r / programming FAQ ? which would be ? aka " catfisting " Wait you're saying that something is out of the ordinary ? She also later married Tyler Durden IT CAN'T BE What has been seen cannot be unseen This puts me in mind of a passage in Slaughter-House Five ( that I can't find or remember ) , along the lines of " alien food-eating porn " I was thinking the same thing . Im not sure either . I think its result of brain damage thats identical to snakebite ? From vaccine ? Those pics were unsettling in any case . yeeesh Screw this thread , I'm done reading Where on her body was the tattoo placed Who told you that the iphone's keyboard " works so well " in the first place ? He is getting treated for sex addiction in my hometown . They do ? We have concluded it by rigorous inductive reasoning and observation ? Me 3 . then i saw the pic ... D: I would probably stare intently at him with an expression of abhorrence until he realized , and stopped . Or something less creepy ... The family mouse used to collect what I assumed was a film of skin-flakes In middle school my friend and I were walking behind my crush . My friend took my hand and put it on her ass . Good god , you are right ! I am going to have to put them in a bleach dip ASAP ! My bangs are retarded . : s Like , no matter what I do , they're difficult . I wanted to give my bangs a * little * volume and they stood horizontal , and then when I tried to fix it , they were flat against my forehead . Bah , I just can't win ! I went out and bought new brushes , but I've never properly blowdried my hair in my entire life . > me : I read a blog about this ( I think by an american teaching english in japan ) . He was commenting on how in America we type faces like " :) " whereas his new found friends in japan would type faces like " Just like he saved or created jobs some jobs . from another chromer I also disagree ; I am commonly attracted to redheads of both genders . Looks like brain texture in the fire Ye gods that was an atrocious spelling error what it be weird to comment and say you look familar ? A dick , maybe , but I'm not a karma whore and thus I'm not really concerned what people think about what I say huh ? already saw it used at gamestop about 1 week ago Yeah , I hope they do . Didn't see this post until a few minutes ago So Disney knew ... they tried to warn us ... or weaken us ... There aren't even 8 billion people in the entire world . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! ! ! MY EYES ! ! ! Strange ; I'd expect such a condition to make abstract art * much more interesting * for me . He barely blinks ... You had to look it up ? I will not sleep tonight . same to you Holy crap I just played recognizable music by touchtyping ! I did hit backspace when i hit a wrong note though welp , i guess we got this one right Wait , is it saying you need a World of Warcraft account to download the installer ? I specifically had to bring a printer to one LAN ... I still have no idea what it was used for Wow what a kick in balls ... I have to admit that the record of the phone calls he made during the bailout is rather shady and deserves more attention . Over 100 calls to Goldman Sachs ... I had my wisdom teeth extracted about a week ago and was in the market for something to worry about over the next couple weeks . Thanks . Nobody responded to you . Yep , PC gaming is so dead I'm 32 and what is this ? why ? Oh and I was about 7 or 8 when I first saw this ... raytracing on a gpu Ooh I get it . It sounds like " sock it to me . " I must be slow today Cranberry jelly with chicken ? If my friends were more popular than I , and theirs to them .. then no one would be more popular anymore Have you been waiting for him to contact you for two whole weeks and worrying this whole time , you do you realize you could have contacted him ? I've seen trade shows " print " out cookies with your picture on it in a few minutes . It's edible .. but somewhat unnerving Where did Mao find 24 billion people to kill ? That made me He's right . Babyface McClaws knew that Shady O'Furtail had it in for him , but he didn't think he'd go that far . thanks , it's HU though , so winrates will undoubtedly be higher . Plus it's just 50nl ' MERICUH ! FUCK YEAH ! Wait , those were brits . I just broke something . He's going to kill you for photoshopping him ? " User " > " Movies " > " That's some responsive service there broskie . Jesus . oh whoops That is the sexiest fruit I have ever laid my eyes upon . how was this done before the internets ? What does this mean exactly ? Christopher Meloni , but he'd have to pretend to be his alter ego Elliot Stabler , as an undercover cop . Seriously , whenever his character goes undercover , * I * feel like going under the covers . I did , but my mind interpreted the third one as a tumor at first ... I started reading this in an Australian accent when I got to " loo " and switched back to a western American accent when I got to " toilet . " I would move up to 10nl by now . Live dangerously Dude , I also remember " officer friendly " from the grade school days . yes and I have been getting a bajillion orange envelopes today because of it A real cartoon one ? it can cause infertility ? My writing blows , it's always been sloppy and always will ... Others seem to think it looks artistic though .. jesus christ you pay a lot for tv . i pay 40 a month for hd dvr and the largest directtv package I kept misreading that as " seeing us getting high and stuff * butt * " and it had a totally different meaning . You're right , it shouldn't take much evidence ... cept there is * none * No kidding . That system makes no sense . And does everyone in the whole dorm even know about this elev etiquette That'd be a gigantic beaver . None , the mention of ' march of the wooden soldiers ' however reminded me of Tchaikovsky's piece and that I need to get you into classical music . Also , I always new this film as Babes in Toyland if I'm thinking of the right one I hope to hell you're misusing that word and don't actually know anybody who has vomited up five penises . " A hostess shows off a washroom at Mildred's , where sex is encouraged . " Can't masturbate to this . Too high quality ! i wasn't there You pick up girls in clubs by telling them they're beautiful ? Seriously ? ! Well if it works for you , then congrats oh god , what have you awaken ... Why did someone vote this down ? WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN .... My mother had my siblings and me naturally as well . Hopefully I won't be a better mother to this one than I am to my older one any possible health effects ? They make long-handled scoops for that . I can't imagine picking up 4 ( 2 x 2 dogs ) poops per day with my hands I vote for germany , those are definitely german cars ( BMW ) ! Image mirror SPAM ! imgur sucks that and my title is better , I am the title master HAH , I apparently met him at DT's bday last year and had no recollection of the guy at all . Then , when Springsteen tickets were bought DT was all , " Bannerman is coming " and I said , " Who ? " and he said , ' The guy you talked to for an hr at my birthday ? " I think it's on spike , where it's japanese game shows dubbed over in english ? The dubbed part isn't the WTF , it's the actual game shows the more I read about Rails , the more I like Django Ooohw that's what that is , I always thought is was a random browser quirk , and it always went away after going to another subreddit . I just never noticed it always happened on the funny subreddit Oh god . My emotions went as follows : . _ . --> o-o --> Holy shit am I the only one noticing the witchcraft ? It's a . jpg image . I'm confused about this whole blowjob thing . Do women not give blows regularly ? Because I've never seen it before . that's what i thought too Hehe , ok . Still , though , that's kind of spooky how I can think of it as grape , you taste grape , and AudioSurf makes it grape . Heh true , although using $ 20k would have resulted in each of the tables being 50 rows long Don't know if trolling or not but I buy games , normally by myself Not many people who work in banks in the UK work in construction . I'm talking about standard office legislation ... do I really need to state that all white people look alike ? ... I'm a girl . how ... disturbing Lahore , Pakistan . Um .. my ex seemed to dig it ... I mean , as long as you don't jump the bones you know , gotta ease into it , kind of like waking up . It's like the reverse of a good dream ( aka even better reality ) We can find like thirty of you over at / r / gamedev the 2nd pic looks like a genuine case of bad photo op luck . The first , however .. WTF is going on there ? ? My mom made really good grits . Nice and buttery and salty and good ( but not good for you . Oh no . ) They made " grits " at the UC cafeteria and I couldn't tell it apart from the cream of wheat . People were pouring honey into it ... 3 month late reply ? I can't find any info on this paper , but 3 years for the arctic to be ice free ? Is that thermodynamically possible , even as a very-worst-case scenario and assuming no catastrophic disasters ? Why would I bet on gargantuan dinnerware ? I was under the impression that they had picked up some cover band at a local bar to play the halftime show , till someone told me it was The Who TIL there is an / r / collapse ... Just because you're parranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you > Yes . Right after Obama and Hillary take our guns and the Illuminati and Bilderbergers send us all to FEMA death camps in black helicopters , and then callously let us know they faked the moon landing , and the Queen of England reveals herself as a Reptilian , then they'll have environmental police death squads just like in the commercial . Can you ask Kat Deeley why she wears such massive heels ? She's already massively tall Just out of college programmer here . I took a few database courses and know this , but it was a good reminder . Also I found the recent posts about the definition of relational in relational databases interesting . I always thought it referred to the fact the tables in the database can have relationships with one another I dunno ... death by eczema sort of implies that his skin all fell off . maybe we have the same mom . Gotta watch out for those black girls ... Ok I always get the fellowship kind of mixed up . Isn't that the phase where you specialize ? If so , does that mean you only have one ( 1 ) year of performing your specialty other than neuro rotations ? Oh man . Wait until the end . Got a triple jumping kill . 2 headshots and 1 body shot . It was on Wasteland and I was at the end of the trench facing the large bunker in the middle . I was just taking pot shots and got the kills and I was like 80 bank accounts aren't * that * bad ... I believe I once saw a Danish video once that featured funny little scarves and dancing . I suppose that just stuck in my mind Is there something wrong with me ? I see two things of wood , a shorter one on top , and longer below . I can't see any titties there ! Right on . I think it runs in the family . Did you also go to be honest , I expect that kind of stuff to happen in most of Africa TBH , I expected them to be jews living among those civilized Europeans You're expecting a Palin supporter to be reasonable ? i showed it to my sister , and she didn't think it was funny . What if he lives where the drinking age is 19 ? In which case , he should be doing what your plan was for the 21st isn't it a bit early in the semester for finance exams ? she said the bison in Dances With Wolves were fake Amusingly , that was what I was going to get to and mention in my comment , but completely forgot about that due to the suggestion of and thus thinking about breasts . Or something ... or ... What the hell ! ? It'd be interesting from an effect standpoint . " If you get caught doing something wrong , and it is put on your permanent record , you will then end up doing MORE wrong things forever and ever ! ! what does one have to do with the other ? How do you know I've got one ? that was pretty awesome . and kind of made me feel bad that i had farmville running in a separate tab ... At first I was like WOW . Where did you get that script from [ Milk . Milk . Miillk . Miiiieeelllllk . Milk . Normally , yes , but I'll still drool over Yvonne Strahovski . And we're all just so complacent about it . I know . It's technically a cutting board but I just keep it for nerdy art purposes . It's a good conversation piece until people give me the What industry ? Username paradox . Holy shit is right , upvote . but OP don't do this Alright then . I'll get back to viewing your stuffed pics . What's the big deal ? ¯ \ _ ( Emu oil u b crazy Very suspicious To be honest i LOLed . but man that looks painful . regardless smexy I had my parents watch this . They eat meat and my mom was saying how she had to look away when they showed the animals . I asked why she eats meat if she can't stand to see how they're treated . Her only response was , " we need to get protein from somewhere " . I'm kind of like this right now : Wait ... you mean that wasn't just a part of what they were saying , but basically the entirety of their " help " for you ? Not if OCP has anything to say about it Ever since I was young , I've had this irrational fear of them . I think mine stems from " Fire in the Sky " . Its weird , I can't even look at a picture of an alien without looking over my shoulder & freaking myself out . Its completely irrational , I know , but most fears are . I'll check out those links in the morning , its a bit too late now . I wouldnt want to get downvoted for irrelevance to being a parent ... I also hate cucumbers but LOVE pickles . I could eat a whole effing jar of them . I must have watched too many movies and short clips , ' cos I tot to myself before watching " Just smash the damn thing ! " ... or has youtube developed a way to psychically send the video into my mind before I watch it ? did not knew that cam can hold so many pixels . Shut the hell up .. Biff ... Bifferson And you're writing a book on " Modern User Experience Design " ? I may start doing that . Sometimes I pull out the Newfie accent learnt from many years of having my grandmother live with us . That always freaks people out ... though they do tend to ask me what part of Ireland I am from . I just answer with ' The Canadian part ' . One person actually asked me where in Ireland Canada was ... whatever and whenever is fine - but for women just starting out doing them its a good way to learn to consciously flex muscles they may have never paid attention to - then once they get the idea they can do it whenever they want to - at work , at the gym , when walking the dog , or when they run into their gradeschool principal at the supermarket - no one will know .... like ..... a fox ..... Unused . But I have done crazier things on dares . For TP or urine ? ... You're boyfriend is out of town on valentine's day ? Doesn't that seem a bit suspicious ? quite right What the fuck dude could you nozzle back your realness meter please gay men are basically all republican , i had no idea . Bah , I'm stuck on the Lower Spire . I'm unable to find a decent group to raid with ( Cairne-US ) . Maybe I'm just an awful player uhhh .... no I thought reason was where religious types broke down ... apparently they fail at the basics of reproduction too Now I'm going to have to read Twilight to find out what I'm being dragged into I'd add something to the conversation but all I can add is this -> Not west , more like southeast 200 $ a ticket ..... those some grassroot prices It was the same with me , however I haven't come to your conclusion yet . Is it possible that we are just weird ? My friends have been telling me to do this with an old trumpet for ages Woah , my comment was getting upvoted for a while . That made me I know , it's a real pressing issue for most Those aren't normal hours ? Sure , as long as they are smaller than the bigger ones never touch other ppls garbage cans ... never know what may happen im addicted to having cmd - 1 , cmd - 2 to switch my tabs for me HAHA ! ! ! That must have been very By that you mean girlfriends - because how the hell did you afford maids in college in related news , Obama slashed funding for Yucca Mtn last year , so we have no place to store the nuclear waste i think those are airbags ... Dear , sweet , god in heaven ! It looks like the announcer is trying to smuggle styrofoam cups .... What ... Oh yeah ? How would * you * know ? Sarah Connor ... oh Sarah Connor , she transformed from a whiny sissy bitch to this hard core kill all mofo . I remember watching the first one / facepalming at how lame she was . Then I saw the second and I was like I think you are both taking me much too seriously , and should consider decaf . Sure ... you propably know it better then your average finn i was kidding . It seems this depends on the book or website you look at ... Oh whaaat ? Yea I dont know which direction they are growing in at first i was like * * But then how do you know if it's working ? was that necessary ? While I realize that , I've never found a need to read or write anything from the registry That's what a software engineering class is supposed to be I spent a couple minutes trying to unscramble the titles before I remembered what antonym meant . ' GANGCOUVER HOMELESS DRUG INDUCED TERRORIST RAIN SHOCKED DEATH OLYMPICS MOST EVAR DISATAR ! ! ! ' - CIA.gov sounds like espionage movie music What's your job ? Wikipedia says Nigerien for Niger , and Nigerian for Nigeria . If " feeds " is referring to meals , that makes it sound like your talking about animals . Talk him into doing it outside your apt , especially if he's planning on being messy about it Wow , the ending panels merged seamlessly together in a way would have never thought possible . Wow , the ending panels merged seamlessly together in a way would have never thought possible . So , you're saying that terrorist cells operate and are structured the same way as corporations ? The problem with this is that only bad people would probably ever win the award . This thread is a minefield . Seems like the kind of group you'd have to die your way out of . More than 5 ? Pfft . Everything with any value at all ( which is everything you can pick up in that game ) is a viable target for me . " It's so skinny ! " But that's because all the other high-school girls write in that kind of chubby bubbly looking script . Your mom's username is stickynips ? Is that an * exact * coordinate ? I was using Google Chrome ! I had an astronomy teacher that would get downright twitchy when people confused his field of study with astrology . " If it was a real science the charts wouldn't be out of date ! " One girl told him that the out-of-date signs were still valid because , and I shit you not , " The energy from the past signs still permeates the world ; they remember where they were so their effect on us lingers . " His face was as close to a flesh version of Holy shit . I had no idea . I'm also a little scared how close my directions are to those on wiki . Last time I defragged was probably a week or so , but since then , I install a multigigabyte program that probably was the cause of all this Jesus tap-dancing christ , that is an Anime collection and a half . How much have you spent on all of that ? Anime disks here are around £ 10 - £ 15 per disk Yeah , from where I'm at in Michigan we did the same thing : always take off our shoots when entering the house . But my roommate , also from Michigan , never takes his shoes off . When I first noticed , it was a total ahhhhhhhhhh huge deep slopes OMG ! You have SOOO much anime What does she put in his facial cream ? if there is one thing I hate about technology is that when we buy something , 2 weeks later something more awesome comes out for the same price . it's unavoidable it seems the prequel to Kinky Anal Breakfast . All I can say is .... WOW Holy fuck , it is true . lol i was living a different life depending on the colors I was seeing New Mexico was an orangey brown and later things went green and I was living in a grass hut in asia . Haha that sentence just gave me a What is that What is that Um ... only if the forward step is more than twice as big ... I am your population ! At first I was like " I read " The recording will make you hard . " and went Doesn't Bill O'Reilly claim to have been born and raised in Levittown or is this a different levittown ? Dog running towards you . That and the one of the hall way . I need to start uploading my pics to flickr I would hope most men don't have a wang sprouting out of their thigh . Is that a staple sticking out of your head . As long as it has to be PSP 5 ? I work in the public sector . Its a little weird to look up the pay of my co-workers At first I thought it was spelled wrong ... but what's the problem ? True - apparently , theres an excellent Star Trek mod for it I got so involved reading his story that it want till I read down to this comment that I remembered it wasn't even a top level story I've never tried running water . haha , I think it just ends up sounding weird . Fuck now I * really * want to get that game ! ! ! ! I thought it would be stupid but holy fuck Did someone think otherwise ? ? The first time I saw Naked Lunch was there a few years ago . I was like i read that as ' underwear ' . dr . benke became a badass by not growing a beer gut im more surprised no one stole your laptop I came here to say just that . WTF is it ? From what you've told us , I'm not sure either ... I read that too I started singing that with the right melody without even knowing the song it was supposed to be or reading to the " these are a few of my favorite things " section . Chicken Invaders ? DEE VEE DEE ? why the sad face ? you're not missing out on something thats once in a lifetime , one day you'll do it and then it'll be done . and you'll be all Mine too I've heard of the mysterious innermanraptor ... but I thought it was a myth ! Are you saying that it is truly something that can come to the aid of a wussyboy such as I ? I dunno what you've heard about corndogs .... but they generally don't have * that * kind of effect on you . Me too , however I don't have a wife , so I actually go months without washing the towel . Same with my bedding . I constantly worry about this fact but somehow I never get around to washing it . HOLY JIZZ HOLY JIZZ once my dad accidentally dropped an egg and i suddenly had crazy ninja reflexes for 2 seconds and i dove from 8 feet away and caught it before it hit the ground - he was all Then .... how did you ? I just Bale ? I am incredulous Wow , this is my area code . Cool , actually from Owyhee county . I've seen the reservoir but never this . Glad i'm not married to you then . Besides your period experience could be vastly different from hers . Relax ! In the second pic , the dog looks , surprised i think thats awesome . maybe i dont know what snarky means . i also dont know how to make the crazy eye guy with the eyebrows . the whole " Vaginoplasties Save Relationships " paragraph really got to me . I've made planets that took 1000 or more units of time to come back to its sun . Why would it make you sad ? I can't believe the magenta one actually comes back . the first time i saw it i thought they were censoring vegan . I came here to post the same thing ! OH NO .. It's just as bad . It gets worse with age . Yup , Indiana Jones is a trilogy , alright .. and I still believe in Crystal Skulls On the couple of occasions that condoms broke on me , I didn't notice at all even though I had ripped through the whole thing and was fully exposed inside my partner . WOW ! if only because i'd be afraid of what would happen to me if i didn't afk oatmeal bath . that d2 celebrity was referring to having sex with some nerd's girlfriend , which he claimed resulted in a yeast infection , requiring his cure : an oatmeal bath . i'm very impressed that you took the time to look it up What happens when the Nudity Buffer and the Giggle Loop meet ? Haha . Next time I knock out an Irish guy , I'll just be all like " officer , I didn't assault him ... he tried to headbutt my fist ! ! He said it was some sort of ` Irish move ' ... Why is that monitor sideways ? Do you know how dangerous that can be ? You know you could've just told me this on the phone , or in person when I was telling you about this post . You had focused degrees in high school ? Maybe he can carry all of that stuff at once and cycle through them with a side button on his mouse This is in my school nurses office Couldn't help but notice her hair colour described as " strawberry blond hair " . i watched it on acid … More like , " It's really been * that * long ? " when I realize how old the Disney films from my childhood are . Beauty and the Beast : 19 years . Lion King : 16 years . Then I think of what I perceive as the ' newer ' Disney films , particularly Mulan , and realize it came out * 12 years ago * . So if we translate this to non-holoband land , you're effectively saying gaming servers are " better " than the streaming hardcore porn ? She's a blatant attention whore . That's kinda the POINT ... I'm stuck Woah , wait . I only ovulate a couple of times a year . Does that mean I'll be 90 before I hit menopause ? that literally still scares me a lot of the older presidents were really badass come to think of it . don't know if i could say the same about the recent presidents . obama couldn't even hurt a fly . how is iron chef not food porn i don't get it actually ... i mean is there something i don't see , or is it just a picture of trees covered in snow ... So is this same Nexus-One as the one that works on t-mobile ? or a verizon compatible version with a different radio chipset ? Thanks . I looked up the game , it seems to be pretty hardcore . I sort of imagined that the screenshot was just taken out of context from something more innocent , but that's not the case at all 30 eggs a day ! I did something of that caliber in Fallout 1 . I was running around somewhere with a bunch of ghouls . The first group I see I attack first and kill them all . Come upon another group , kill them too . The third group I found out that I could talk to them , and that I just killed a town full of innocent ghouls . Anybody know what song that was ? I liked it Yea , I don't get why I'm being downvoted . A raise ? ok , humans globally have become more demented than ever , I feel confident that this unified dementia started about 15 years ago ... cellphones anyone ! ? ... but ..... the PS3 ........ HAS NO GAMES For some reason I read it in Tom Petty's " Freefallin ' " voice Wow , " well-worded " ? Did you even try to read that sentence with the word " circle " in it ? You mean warm like , heartburn ? I first read this as " DAE do a lot of your friends ... " Can you fake tan over a tattoo ? Does it color the tattoo any ? Maybe the ghosts live vicariously [ i think this is the right word , if not , you get the point ] through him . You just totally disemboweled the OP . Why not just link to that in the first place ? This is rather creepy . Yes , that was me Apparently there were Australians offended by that episode . How do you propose we pronounce it then ? I came to read about reactions to this sergey brins resume , and instead find myself reading about anachronistic bigheaded inbreed twats who think they're better than everyone else Can you not click on install first then ? I didn't know there was one . Pun thread IGNORED . awesome ! Although , I got ... " You should have seen him initiating the pink tunnel " Wow . That's definitely a new one . and so the US version of the large hadron collider was born ? yeah first reddit post ... wanted to get it right I always read XD and :P like that too . Also Pretzels are dangerous . Did you know that you can choke on them and die ? First I was like ' Aww , he's helping that kid ' . Then I was like ' WTF bitch , no need to be so rude ' . Then I was like ' Awwww shitty ' when he got home . Then he turned into toothpaste and I was like ' ... Earliest form of English in the 15th century ? ... for a logic statement ? Are those entirely algorithmically generated ? OR even worse , you are the box of beans ! ! ! ... you thought you were the only undergraduate student to put shit off to the last minute and e-mail their professor for a possible extension ? have an upvote for newtons method . just learned that this year in my intro to engineering class and was That was a concept I snarfed from Sam Harris , but true nonetheless . There is really no other reason that war-weary Jooz decided to kick back in a land surrounded by Egypt , Syria , Lebanon and Jordan ... Only got bullied at the rich kids ' school where i went for 2 years . Being the most unpopular one in the class is a tough life . Plus I got bullied for ridiculous things like not having the money to go for expensive vacations . Changed schools and suddenly I was one of the cool kids Hence the bars ? ive been I'm a girl = x But so far the things with NSFW next to it make me laugh Thank you . I expected more content from Shamir than that , so I was confused . " We've broken the first part , and if we break the other two , we'll have broken all three ! " I first read this to say " My dad wants to fuck him ... " I initially missed the " with " in your title , and was worried . Or ... just fucking delete them ? Accidentally taking naked pics of your underage sister is one thing , but saving them on an encrypted drive ? What good could possibly come of that ? ! Wow ! i'm so glad i wasn't on acid when i saw that Or capitalize at all , it looks like . so can someone explain what's going on to non-WoW'ers ? are they really high powered or something ? how did 6 ppl take out all of them ? Actually , he means " My wife has just been " , or in the contracted form " my wife's just been " . Wait , were you making a joke ? Ouch ! Is that what turned you to like men ? Why would that make me like men ? And I'm straight btw with a GF Were you like ... * * circumcision + sew my vagina + cut off my leg = I've never even heard of those . I actually want to comment on the drug forums far more than I do but I don't want all of my comments to be filled with drug related threads I wasn't aware throat-slitting could be non-lethal . Wow ... that just brought back a whole slew of memories . And nobody has mentioned that the first girl looks like Lara Croft , Toomb Raider ? This is news to me , and i live in Stavanger , Rogaland . Thanks reddit , for bringing me local news You've never seen The Ring ? Or Ringu ? Wow . I've never been to a hospital that bad before . So true , at my school they even had a different teacher's lounge Shit ... Holy geez , that's creepy ! Cool , but extraordinarily frightening at the same time ... That net looks too sparse to be comfortable At first I was ' meh ' , but then the other guy summoned his BFG and was you can aim the rpg This : Prius players , not WoW , you can't raise kids in a war game Thanks to your awesome description , downloading now ! This is gonna be AWESOME Vasectomy is the top idea for me right now . But what if she decides to get a test tube baby A bong ... made out of steak ... I think ya know the answer to that one . You can get those for free ? Lid goes down at my house cos the cats drink out of it if it's left up Oh man . I am so confused right now . I am definately not the Irrationally Angry Guy , as much as it seems you would like me to be - maybe have a tea party with crumpets - but I get pissed when I wake up in the middle of the night . What I'm saying is it is a very rational pleasure to go back to sleep , knowing you have several more hours of it . Give me a call about the tea party , I'm good a role-playing . At first I was like " Let me get this straight ... You are talking about precision shooting and admit to buying factory ammunition ? My first thought was , this game is still around But are you really seeing me ? holy crap ... 550km / h ... 350 tons ... .... I meant to click comments ... man did I fuck up ..... that was not a LOL , and there was plenty of WAT ! ! ? ! ? ! Haha I make my boyfriend watch this all the time , he seems more repulsed by it than I am , though the internet has desensitised me a bit to gore . I saw the anal abscess one , watched it with my shirt over my mouth and a This sort of beats my stories If this is the booze talking , I wonder how much sense you make when you're sober Oh , sorry ... my mistake . Reddit is clearly not the place for having discussions or voicing opinions . D here in a US college at lease C . C . at that ! When I was in grade school they started implementing that grading scale so that when we went on to High School and eventually College we would be on track and not expect to slip by with 2/3 of work expected and I'm glad they did . You might want to reword this ... I can't understand who was arguing which way This is definitely the weirdest comparison I've seen in my whole life Thanks man . Family Guy is ok ... I watch their show too ... it's a simplified version of the Simpsons and the staging setup is a lot like the old Hanna Barbera cartoons ... strangely enough I almost worked for that show No . Did anyone else read this headline as ' wearing a short skirt is not asking for it ' as one of the myths ? When I read the title , my first thought was imagining the OP opening a tube of toothpaste , pouring water in , screwing the cap back on , and shaking it to rinse it out . And I was like Grade A is all one quality . It doesn't differ ... Did I have serving experience before serving ? She lives in the buena park or garden grove area . I remember 4 - chan found where she lives and I was shocked to see it was close by me . They had a myspace address and everything I wasn't hacked , me having an authenticator or not would have not changed what happened in that BG . There are options to show time in your chat log without having an authenticator . but if everyone started killing themselves , where would we get wage slaves ? and have you paid for every movie ever made ? Oh God . My ears ... I am an Indian , and I find this pun-thread funny . Is that wrong ? I feel like this is a bad idea But 10 > 7 Do I know you ? ( he's . fucking . a . dog . you seem to think that if the dog was cool with it then thats just fine . Was that a quadruple backside flip ? True enough . Come to think of it , I didn't shave that year , either . Half of Palermo's drivers should be shot and suffocated by bare hands . Traffic lights don't mean shit to them . Our bus driver's hair turned gray in 15 minutes . Never seen a man so scared in my life ... How do you know his mother's age ? So you're saying its not " wrong " to steal ? I was going to post the same thing about the microwave times . My co-worker is just like that ! I'll ask him a yes / no question and get a lengthy half-hour reply . Even if I'm making a simple statement , his response can stretch on forever . He's not a relative of mine , but , holy god , that is annoying as hell ! Well , in a sense , your assumption was probably right . Thanks for submitting this . I was at Tamale House when the NYT guy was there , about 2 weeks ago . I meant to look for it , but I had forgotten all about it . Turns out I am in the little audio slideshow It is painful for me to thinking of things going in butts . Cow milk freaks you out , but cheese doesn't ? I remember considering suicide when I was four . what about big waves ? They wouldn't do that for Black History month would they ? Concrete ? Oh god I hadn't even heard of shreddies and I don't want to look it up I don't think superconductors can be at room temperature Life without parole sentences are considered to be as long as you live , barring commutation . Judges can give out life with parole sentences , but obviously something like 70 years to life , in 99 % of circumstances , may as well be life without parole . I don't know where you got it from . Am I the only one who has never had a crush on a celebrity ? ... Well , now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight . HOLY SHIT Didn't I ? would man haha that could mean several things I shat brix , man ... Half-life franchise is on both consoles and PC does no one do simple levers in high school or college anymore ? Oh , I wasn't disagreeing with you . That's the idea I was getting , too . Strange that a similar interpretation can come from such an abstract description ... Wait , so we became so much like 4chan that we actually surpassed them and are turning into reddit again ? I'm slowly coming to this conclusion . Unfortunately , I admin a few very active fan pages .. Removing the condom by just pulling at its end after intercourse . The condom finally snaps loose and hits the wall right next to the girls face with a splash of semen . This was her face : It has been out for only 6 weeks I read that as " Portal " . That was for arguments sake . Werehuman asked the question , " wouldn't arguing that point over the internet be a waste of time ? " My response to him , and relevance of the cartoon , was that the point of arguing is to prove that someone else is * wrong * . I , also , could be wrong . I don't think the cartoon is based on false information on the internet . I see that little stick figure arguing with someone else , like you for instance . Dick Cheney and I were born on the same day of the year . When I was in Japan , our group met this guy who gave us a tour of a Buddhist temple . Somewhere along the line , he was talking about how Siddhartha was the Buddha of our era , and that the next one would be coming ... Several billion years from now . Why be sorry ? Hell , the way * I'm * coming off is worse than this . I sound like a politician . I don't like this anymore . Are you implying there's another use for google ? ! Wonder what happens if he crashes .. Not trolling , don't circlejerk , and I wasn't expecting quite the reaction I recieved . I thought we were looking for a current photo .. ? Not one from Woodstock . WTF do you drive ? Whoa ... You know ZD played Trillian in the movie , right ? I'm 20 ! Damn I need to start trying to get into bars . Where do you live what does the card reader at home do for you ? Your reasoning is that it's worse than the status quo because people won't like it ? Hey ! hey ! hey ! That's my kin folk you're talking ' bout . damn , more judgmental when it comes to clothes than half the women I know . This was rather disturbing . I was there Apparently somebody doesn't like well wishes and thanks . Wow , that is more than I pay in the USA for excellent health insurance through my employer That's pretty sadistic . Bullies fucking suck , but you killed his dog , to watch his reaction . internet Explorer I read this in Steve Buscemi's voice . Fuck it , I'm officially old . My childhood memories are being remade wait .. for free ? I ... I don't even know where to start with this . how the FUCK does one navigate that site ! ? Seriously , this is the first philosophy class I have ever taken , and I have no idea what that statement means That's my mom's name … You guys are eating WAY too many Toblerones ... I was D: during the whole read , and when I got to , " His stuffed and mounted remains ... " it quickly changed to I was about to bitch and complain and the I I think it would be funny to just throw him back some other radio talk like that . " What's the status ? " " Victor Charlie Foxtrot Bravo Tango . Initiate recon . Over . " He would have this face I don't want to be pesimistic but you're gonna have to drink a shit load of beer Well , the " Jinn " in Islam means a kind of spirit similar to the smoke monster .... Hope you're right . I only see Obama failing time and again over the health care . In Europe we also have to put up with a lot of stupid and ignorant people but this is a different league , man . Tea Party movement , Sarah Palin , religious right , neo-conservatism ... I'm worried This . Soo this I didn't say it was two items long . yeah fuck the ocean . and dude , fuck you haha . I opened that page and had like 30 requests to accept cookies your gonna die , wow , just wow , , , , , wow , , , , ( and btw , i meant to put all those comma's just to sound dumb I had to watch that 7 times before I realized it was a dog . ME = He could also have drunk it over a * long * period of time , couldn't he ? SHIT , bold is the modern day CAPS .... if I didn't know better , I'd think that you were yelling at me ! ! One jab every three months would bother you more than having to use condoms every time ? sure , why not what the heck is text only mode ? I think that the point is that if they were observing it , it would not be in a quantum state . It's one of those things about quantum physics . The electron / photon / tiny paddle knows you're watching it That tiger is looking kinda chubby . yo ..... Yes , I did read it , why did you ask ? Is this the Logorama Clown ? i will make you five ( 5 ) cookies if you ban her Wait ... what ? ! ? ! WHY was the dog Watching ? ? ? Does that mean I have to remove her picture from my Ladies of Reddit calendar ? Well i kind of found smth , but then i re-read the title of the submission , i realized it was refered to a girl ! one of those looks like she shit in the bathtub When that kid is my age I'll be in my 50s . Where the fuck * do * you live ? I'll be sure never to move there .. if this is true .. I must know more at first i was like Spelt ? I did not know this Their clothing looks almost like in my dream but I don't remember this scene Learn something new every day ! Albeit I am not sure that I wanted to learn that ! b movie or not , i know you are trolling MUM ! Did I just read a polymorphic put-down ? Guy to the left I could watch forever am german , prefer english thou The Mac version is a bit annoying , and TotalBiscuit narrates the tutorial which made me raise an eyebrow as the only thing I can think of is his rant spree over WotLK . > am german , prefer english thou At first I was like There are sentient MPEGs now ? Oh my . Nice :) The gay bunny is super sexy ! ( She needs what Charlize Theron got with " Monster " . A movie where everybody is like " Holy crap I'm 5 ' 8 " as well and I get called Wonder Woman and Amazon when I go out with my girlfriends Is this a clip from John Carpenter's " The Thing " ? ! Nah man that dog is buggin out . He's all : 0 but he should be more like May 21st is my birthday " Well I think I'll trust Stuart Varney on Fox News " It will either be the whey or the booze Wuts ur grandmother doing in THEIR house , Why did the cat not ... move ... ? wait wtf ... 1-80 in an hour ? I'm a noob in all of this but how the fuck do you do that ? oh nice I have a lvl 99 DR too I also have a lvl 0 one Ummm hopefully we don't all get sidetracked being that we are on reddit ... : O OMG LOOK ! pictures of cats we got jobs in Greece ? But ... but ... what was he doing about the seeds ? I didn't see him spit them out . Was it a seedless watermelon ? Omg , was he eating the seeds ? I read that as " their knickers swell up like melons . " Long story , but holy shit , that was terrifying as all hell . My imagination pictured the whole thing , too , so I'm a bit Now I'm imagining you slowly , calmly telling that to the face of the decomposing body of the golf pro inside a balmy car in the Australian outback with nothing around you in sight . Holy shit . I thought this was going to be a pretty predictable ending just involving someone who was mistakenly buried . The twist at the end sent a shiver up my spine . What has been seen cannot be unseen . make sure you skimp on bringing all your fancy devices and / or only bring devices that boot from non-writable flash That kind of pricing drives me up the wall . I remember seeing Miller Genuine Draft selling for ~ $ 8/ bottle in Istanbul . no thaaaanks * Drive-in - Star Wars ... Interesting , so there are women who actually like to wear high heals ? I actually just got a new setup here at work .. dual 19 " widescreens that i only sit about 2-3 ft away from , so maybe my eye is freaking out from ALL THESE PIXELS ! well the Vikings arrived in the new world quite a while before Columbus , but I'd have to agree with the jist of what you're saying . I suppose it'd be an even bigger WTF for them , seeing a hoard of wiley red-haired axe-weilding madmen jumping off these huge boats I am at least happy my name isn't out there , seeing as everything else is My goodness , you are right ! It DOES ! I think I just stopped joking and started wanting this to actually happen when I heard that ! Holy shit ! Aw man this is weird . I was watching Mulan with people in my dorm literally like 5 minutes ago . I misread that as " downvote for everyone but me " . gui and multitouch don't suck I would call it , Whatever Happened , Didn't Happen Yes ! I bought the anniversary edition and walked home from the music store with my CD player listening to that album and remember being like Due to this thread ( which I read aloud the title in my office ) I found out my co-workers great uncle was Nikola Tesla Or growing or they use their wives AS condoms Why would you need implicit details of what your girlfriend's done with former lovers ? Supposedly they've tried throwing in nuclear tracking materials , and they get nothing . DONT DO IT . It warps spacetime around itself and creates microscopic black holes Oh .. well that just happens to be a cool coincidence that's all ! LOL .... errr ... believe me , it is a BIG 5 inches ! ! .. yeah ... Question 2 . do you have a 7 inch flaccid penis ? lol I know ... I went through about 10 different titles because I imagined a lot of people would be like , " Yeah , right , ' Awesome ' " Gackt is awesome , his songs are so friggin unique ... not the best voice around but it's good , how can you say it's abysmal But all music is free So ... the show is never wrapped up ? Wow , something similar happened to me too . My brother's 17 ; I'm 20 . He and I look alike and when people meet us , they immediately know that we're siblings . We went to the movies once and my brother didn't have any money on him , so I paid for both of us . The ticket-booth lady said , " Aw that's cute that you're letting her pay for you ! " My brother's face went do you work for my company ? I see animal porn . so in cali you can basically say that you can't sleep and you get to grow weed for yourself ? I liked the episode , but Catcher in the Rye was a brilliant book . Haven't read it since 9th grade ( wtf , 8 years ago 10 minutes including showering and brushing your teeth and doing makeup and getting dressed ! ? ! It's like watching your childhood , but now in hi-res ! I'm a white girl with cat eyes . Does that count ? How so ? Man , I need to learn how to be more succinct . How the heck do they last in a 24 - hour endurance race ? When I was a teenager a fat , middle-aged woman working the Taco Bell drive through told me " We made it special , just for you . " as she was handing me my order because she thought me and my friends were " talking shit " to her through the communicator . I was like ... Cute ? My town on Reddit , how unusual ... Dude , I so did not know they were related > looks at stats : born in 1987 " jesus , thats when I started looking at playboys " it looks ... hard ? they look like body bags I'm Canadian and I've never heard of " Coles Notes " Who is that guy standing uncomfortably close to her and gyrating his hips in her general direction ? Didn't realize your gender was its own species Im trying to get myself into eve online but ive never been overwhelmed by menus all my life If only this happened every time pics were requested . This immediately went from thank you for pointing those out , i have no idea why ive been ignoring then till now HOLY SHIT I didn't just PM anyone any pictures . I don't disagree . But I do want to include abstinence as an option - it's not truthful to assume humans are animals unable to control where a penis goes ( even though lots of college guys like to say they didn't know they were in * that * hole God , you should see Switzerland . I say a kid get a smack for dropping a candy wrapper in the ground I cannot pick apart which one is which in your link . Are you leaving the area ? Ack .... I think that girl is underage ... ... uh , yeah , that sounds like a pretty fast way to drive a relationship into the ground yeah , I had a look at that too . Much smaller scale than the american base , a handful of job openings . The one that interested me was for 2 years , that's way too much time Are you at DePaul ? it just softens up your beard to prepare for shaving ... what did you THINK it was used for ? Ever wondered , what if this is actually true ? So why are you here ? I read that one of the Jack the Ripper suspects went to my school on wikipedia . I assumed it to be false - but then I saw it on a documentary and was like The whole 30 ? ? ? ? weird because I know these kids .. omg reddit is still praising Reagan obsessed with working out , roid freaks .. As I Canadian I find Saturday delivery to be he needs to go back to where he came from , by which I mean the nineteenth century ... BURN What the ... what the hell is this ? Since all developed countries have UHC , it's unlikely . I haven't literally studied all of their healthcare systems , so one of them may have reversed UHC and then put it back in place , but it seems unlikely . I think I may be wrong here . Apple skin on the other hand ... Definitely not the last ep of twin peaks , just watched it . On a side note , I'm gonna watch that whole series now so I can understand ( maybe ) wtf just happened . Huh . That's not how * my * cats were born . Just .. feel it when it happens Its good that you said Miyazaki . I love him , and I honestly fear that the day he will die , because he's old . ... + 2 cuils to you , sir . He's talking about Steven Colbert , but I don't see how it makes sense in context Not sure why you got downvoted . > Not sure why you got downvoted . Wha ? ? Alright ? I would love it if my S . O . created art from one of my favorite games . HA . Suuuuuuure . unless your into that sort of thing Does it actually * punch you in the face * ? That's the only way I can imagine that being possible . He looks like Justin Beiber grown up ? Is that .. really edible ? I thought I might have been only one that did this ! I'm no longer alone ! ... final boss was easy , but lady yunalesca was tough cookies Dammit ! What is wrong with me ? I mumbled " I shouldn't look at this " at I clicked on it . I just got back from the lav . you think the google founders won't have families ? omgosh , I remember the first time I saw a flaccid penis . It was * years * after I'd lost my innocence . I was like whaaa ? Wow , I see I am the only one who didn't assume they were girls . I wrote a long bug-report ... you can upvote people to " infinity " what if this had nothing to do with april fools and some leet hacker nailed this site on the most perfect day and we just went around banning each other and by the time we all realized the extent of the devious plot it was too late You need to get one of those plastic keyboard covers that restaurants use . Then you can just hose it off when you're done and you won't get your keys all salty I absolutely read reddit while on the throne , as does my gf - I think a DAE is in order anyway so we can figure out what percentage of redditors do it , and then maybe make some lovely graphs about it Oh .. dear God , I don't think I've ever why would you tell them the messages are from reddit Came into her own wound ? yeah , this is totally it . Some creepy guy at the bus stop yesterday told me I should pretend to be pregnant for April Fool's . I took two extra buses so I could politely escape on the next bus that came along . You'd have to be careful on where you apply that stuff ... People worship Santa ? Wow ... there really isn't The last time I used one of those was in 1992 . I don't know what half of those mean First you're like I think that's what I'm hearing too . Only $ 35 on Etsy Then why didn't you just say that ... I'm sure for a moment your face was You're not wearing pants . Interesting . I've downloaded it and shall install it later . I had no idea this even existed . Of course I have . This is not relationship advice . Please use Google . That's actually really nice . All of ? You look at RAM prices lately ? Sometimes when I am up north and I am going through the bush and i stumble upon a boat in the middle of nowhere i just go 320F for 20 minutes . I used 2.5 G's of mids and I was high for 14 hours I posted this months ago , same title ... 0 upvotes / comments . Jeez , no wonder they were confused . One time is surprising enough , but twice ? HOW could you down vote this ? ! It's amazing ! My dad kept over a 100 species of orchid growing ... in our basement . I can't imagine it's THAT bad Which causes even more tension between countries and centralises power further Best part is : 28 in , when he up and breaks the iPad in two . I doubt I was the only one with a My local arcade had it since launch My visceral reaction is : Baldur's Gate 2 : [ Yoshimitsu was contracted to kill you ! 1 . 8 other innocent civilians ? How do you know they were civilians ? You have a cake by your name ! Afraid not . Yea but .. some of those paths on that trail .. I saw him put a whole rake in once ..... can I just point out your reddit handle and say > until I die or they cancel it whichever comes last . I think you've done quite enough of that already . yes , damn it we'll admit it , we're tired of sloppy seconds . just once we'd like to find a nice piece of boy butt that hasn't already been broken in by the Catholic Priests . Is it still there ? loving the lute's expression " We call that stalking on OkC ! Then they changed it to visitors . Then they got rid of it all together . God damn , what a hottie Oh . I ... see . Thanks , ribaribigrizerep . Violent expropriation vs . NAP-centered counter-economics ... not sure that's an easy divide to bridge . Wear offensive stuff . i find it funny what people do . Glasses help so they cant see your eyes . I had a marijuana shirt on and everyone looked and then went They made Balrog better ..... ? wow . Artificial white caps above , decay below ? Are you on OkC ? you were looking the * background * ? Yes , you see , you're brainwashed . Brainwashing is a bad thing . He is indoctrinated . Indoctrination is a good thing . There are also a few less-starred ones She definitely can . Small Asian girl that's cute , dresses incredibly well , and incredibly geeky ( part of our D & D group ) . Gets all sorts of free drinks . Well , except for last night when she went on a date and her date apparently forgot his cash for a $ 30 bottle of wine Sarah Palin is secretly working for the Democratic Party ? I am not sure what the technique you used to get that effect in the final photo was , but your makeup has made the other woman's bosom distractingly huge . For the love of god , please , a * little * less makeup before that poor woman has chronic back pain . Really ? This was the * first * thing that occurred to you ? Yeah , me too . All she wants to do is sell me furniture with strange names that comes in conveniently flat boxes . I'm also ' 09 , and actually lived in Clements Hall ... I'm kinda curious if maybe I know you ? pederasty is sex with young men . I'm not one for excessive emoticons , but seriously . That wood wasn't so lucky for the tree nor the foot for the rabbit Instead of all this weird locking code , why not just use the \ _ \ _slots \ _ \ _ magic attribute of new-style objects ? maybe cause he's bald and the other kids who steal the girl away have awesome scene hair ? Don't ask what he's jiggeling Oh no I mean the [ F ] next to your name I wonder how narwhal would taste with sriracha This may be true . The boat may not have been missed because it may have never existed ! No need , I'm already signed up ... If true , then yikes ! I , er , what would i be able to do with an email and a udid aside from send test builds ? oooo that looks tight I had trouble once but I read it at a normal pace do i have one ? What are the chances ... I actually know someone who has recently taken up the habit of jokingly greeting me by pronuouncing my name " dalh-lan " . in fact , i am tempted to do a boston reddit meetup here What's your opinion on traders that use ' technical analysis ' while conducting their trade ? I took an intense technical analysis course and though it seemed interesting it still looked like it was too good to be true .. Fibonacci analysis in order to predict future movements in the market just seems like witchcraft to me Where I work there is a local vacuum pocket , sitting in the office right next to me . I'm a part time software developer . So he wants me to build a safety accounting system in my " free time " . When I ask him what the requirements are he says " it needs to scan bar codes " If it's not ... it should be ! But what if it isn't I have a cat who sometimes goes into full attack-mode on my hand when I pet him . He wraps his paws around my arm , bites down as hard as he can , flips over onto his back , and starts rapidly kicking my arm with his back legs , claws fully extended . Hurts like a mother * * * * * * and now it scares me too . yeah i messed up for some reason The reason they performed so many studies : people kept calling in and complaining that diet soda gave them headaches . and they are bidding their time like anyone on reddit has that much free time on their hands Sadly I would happily eat bugs without the least shred of guilt but bugs are just too icky . In fact , i have a silverfish trapped under a glass that i don't know what to do with . On top of that I just read they can live for a year without food keep in mind we know who you are cynical cheeto Wow ! That's crazy Pretty sure only the one on the left is a kid . What good things have you found in poopy diapers ? Also , why the hell are you sifting though poopy diapers looking for good things to begin with ? ! I haven't shared it yet . I must admit . I was one of those people who was like , " you have the most beautiful eyes im really not trying to come off as smug or facetious but i just can't even imagine that this is so common . you guys live in a very different world And you people still use iphone why ? so 13 year old kids who play pok émon do the doggy style these days lol , i often consider the world in that view . wait , you dont exist , so why am i commenting . You just blew my mind Why is there a Man Utd badge beside my name ? How does the mod knows which team I support ? My mind is blown . I thought it was universally looked upon as being sloppy / stupid / skanky / horribly misguided / horribly embarrassing . I guess I was naive . That sounds like a question for a socio / anthropologist to me . But , personally , I get that feeling too . Base - 10 feels cold and forced , while base - 12 feels a bit more intuitive . Dunno why . I was thinking the same : jesus , don't tell us this actually happened ! The homophobia probably isn't needed Man , you know you're crazy when you're too extreme even for the KKK . I'm a G cup , I'd love to see them put my photo up there ... but it'd probably frighten the schoolkids . Ducks like " Shit , he found out ! ! ! ! " I " m too scared of security cameras When I look at the sun I sneeze Your penis ? I thought of the anal sex equivalent of this before I even clicked . wtf , i have a pentium 4 , 2 GB RAM and a graphics card equivalent of 512 MB , but Modern Warfare 2 works on medium graphics smoothly ? I see it everywhere I look now . yeaa im nervous . i think we will pull it off because we usually play like an entirely different team in playoffs vs regular season . i'm more nervous about blackhawks and us in the conf finals Looks like a human bellybutton . I know , right ? I did a " LOL . DikMut was adopted maybe That , too , would take eight minutes ! This film makes me ask : If a dog can poop on a field and still be that happy , maybe he is happy * because * he pooped on a field , and if so , why don't * I * poop on fields ? Too much plot , not enough sparkly vampires ... Just got off the phone with my parents . They were ecstatic . Maybe I should call them more often ahh Ghostbusters and Gremlins , you deserve an upvote for those alone haha ... I added Malcolm X , Schindler's List , and Scrooged to my list ... just because they're not what I specified I wanted , doesn't mean I won't look into the movies . I'm willing to watch almost anything ( I watched Teeth for fuck's sake Now I can see why he doesn't smile are you ... trying to say " zionist " ? I'm curious what the submitter was doing / searching for when he came across this Oh wow . What has been seen ... Not according to the site that belongs to the guy who's stalking you . the ultilisk made my eyes go Eh , I've had worse . Got an " Inciteful Comment " trophy back on 3/26 no less . Thanks for the ... moral support ? I was handed one of their Riddle Box promo tapes outside the Minnesota State Fair in 1995 . We popped it the tape deck and promptly laughed our asses off . From then on , it was a common prank to put it in the stereo at various parties and watch everybody do this : And here's the graphic : thanks ! ! Starcraft is 12 years old ? ! I would wear those ... and am now thinking of actually customising a pair of jeans along these lines I had just gotten used to receive screenshots in a word document so imagine my surprise when I received one in an excel document Actually , he's not trying to do damage control for Silva . The article takes quotes from a Q & A held from a day before the fight . I don't think he knew what was going to happen the day before I lost it ? Wow ... I suddenly feel so inadequate .... Stumbled upon my old drummer in Bang Bros , and then a girl I used to see in a dirty group of friends in a few others . Also , some crazy black chick I used to work with . In the case of the girls though , I found them after hearing they were in them Yes , very much so ... I showed my boyfriend a picture of my twin cousins ( to point out their anorexia ) and he said , " I swear I've seen jizz on those faces . " duct tape ? Or the only crazy one What the hell was that That berserk game looks like best game adaptation I've ever seen They've been playing for years , I'm pretty sure they know this as I've heard them talk about it , I think they like it err ... what do you mean , exactly ? are you thinking of people that may expand “ SD ” to “ secure digital ” ? How do we know you are actually you There was this one time I had this cat for a while that I hated and it was freaking out because it hated being stuck in one room and it wouldnt drink its water because it wasnt her usual bowl . I kept pushing her into the water bowl and going This is true . I know one dog ( a lab mix ) who expresses his gland in sort of a projectile fashion when he gets scared . I LOVE FUNNY JUNK PLEASE SAVE IT PEOPL Talked to a tea party dude who was screaming at some students on campus about same-sex marriage . He said that if we allow same-sex marriage then human-animal marriages are soon to follow . I'm pretty sure I literally went erm , iron maiden tape - think it was something like greatest hits or something South park just had its 200th episode , and is 14 years old . Actually didn't they change the lyrics of the firsst song because there was soemthing inapropriate in it ? ... and you where expecting * what * kind of pleasuring from her ! ? your grandmother is a / b / tard ? I was playing with them and was all like " Eh , this is pretty interesting . " then I got them to orbit and I was like Wait a minute ... You had a crush on Jessica too ? First ? first of all , shouldn't there be 6 abs instead of just 4 ... really misshapen ones ? whoever thinks those look like abs has never seen real abs before A friend once told me that I wasn't a true American until I'd seen The Breakfast Club and ET . Oh god why does this actually sound good ? And the same people that are up in arms over the decision are the same ones that demand that government get out of our lives and quit deciding what we need ( healthcare for example ) , yet here they are demanding that government tell us when to pray . I'm sorry sir is that a comment on the fact that i'm uncut , or that i'm a grower rather than a shower ? That's an interesting thought . I know for sure that nobody suspected me of being anything but a straight male . Everybody I came out to was like Alf and Elf are serious domestic threats ? That's awesome . My nephew used to take the food he didn't like and smear it all over his face . I'd love to know WHY they do that . I've never actually looked up stuff about it . Yes . All the time . One time , I found people in China sunbathing in their backyard I am unfamiliar with that smiley / emoticon ... prequels count Downvote for not understanding it is quote , not a joke . yeah and stay away from the spinal cord . I think my calves would be pretty tasty though . You have like two hairs ive litarlly cmd + r'd this thread like 70 times . Imagine someone that pathetic cus it was in the pooper Wait ... people hit page down to scroll ? That's not sad , it's fricken scary You're doing it wrong wow his arm looks disproportionately large Theyre nice , but i just cant laugh an think Giant earthworm 7m by circlejerk having the cancer it once again is making an ironic parody of reddit having cancer via circle jerk . .... the recursion is happening guys if you're not annie , then who ARE you ? ? I am sure he will grow on me , but every time he looks away and looks back I keep expecting David Tennants face um ... what's the dirty interpretation of RGSM ? I studied engineering and learned it as mkgm 1 did . But not in my engineering courses IIRC . Hitchhiker's Guide That's awesome . Honestly , despite the tactile nature of these documents I miss some of the personality you see in other kinds of documents , and especially other , nearer time periods ( like yours ) where a more literate population leaves behind bigger traces of themselves . I find myself having to creatively imagine my subjects ' motivations through the notary's legal obfuscation . My favorites are the marriage contracts after-the-fact when it's clear a young couple has run off with each other without proper parental permission . Motivations there run pretty clear . India has the lowest prison population ? WTF . even compared to iceland ? i watched the unfolding pyramid for entirely too long I dont say it . Aside from hating the whole ' princess ' thing , be it wedding , disney , whatever . Even though Ive accidentally planned out about half my wedding , Id honestly be okay with a courthouse and a few witnesses . I hate being the center of attention . Most people wont let me get away with it , however . Apparently me ever getting married will be A Big Deal , and must have a dozen hundred attendants the country loves its guns too ? I wouldn't want to police your thoughts , either . But there's a difference between ' ( sideways glance ) * damn , hot * ' and the sort of " lol thank you ! She's really gorgeous so that's a big compliment . I just hope I'm nothing like her personality-wise So what does it mean if I related most to Charlie ? I read this to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Fan Club March song ... Because it's generally a better time than fucking with a bad thing ? israel pisses off about 1 billion people in this world , I don't see how outlining how this is a military liability for us is rocket science Oh that fur .. I'm a Mechatronics Engineering major in my third year of study . I can confirm that you learn a lot . A lot you mean soylent green is made of human flesh I couldn't even pronounce that after having heard it for myself Saw a CD explode in my brother's computer . We are sitting there at the desk getting ready to install some game , and he puts it in , and in the middle of the installation we hear it blow apart . We were like Infact , six seasons ! Hopefully some senators will get a contact high The form seems exceptionally difficult to complete , what does it even do ? Doesn't seem to help me any Somehow , I knew from the beginning that that was the punchline , but even so , I wouldn't that be called a ' shotgun ' ? And lots of cheese , I just realized my keyboard is from 1998 . Hmm .... INSCOM is still running Windows ME . aw man those pro drivers , driving headlong into the dangerous center circle This is neat ! Can't say that I'm not a bit jealous of everyone's tags though ... Wait , what ? I heard Cake ? With names like Aurelius and Furius ? Yes , yes he is . But careful , he might open your cans of beer the same way ... Let's also not forget about the interview portions of the show . Or am I to understand that these are all somehow tightly scripted ? ... not that there's anything wrong with that Haha you sound exaclty like me ! I thought nobody like me existed haha yeah she did I think you meant Value varies person to person . Wrong and right are opinions . I think people should do a couple things which I would HOPE everyone can agree one . First let's focus on the children that are ACTUALLY here . Second let's try and lower the number of abortions , not by changing laws or meddling in women's healthcare issues but by better sex education and condom distribution . I think that would accomplish far more than arguing over things like values that no two people on the planet share 100 % . But that's just me At laugh at how silly and stupid mine sounds ... then I realized how bad it would actually be if everyone omitted vowels . am .... am I the only one who had a double-take at " hale bays " ? Why go so far ? Jeez , this feels so much more personal than reddit Why isn't that your monitor ? Holy fuck . I'm eating there now . What exactly does * your * username imply ? Thanks . Can't say I've ever experienced his problem , but my expertise is limited to one schlong . No idea how common it is , but it just comes off as a little ... whiny to me . Thousands of women can't even get * themselves * off . I can't do it without a little help from Jill ( except conspicuously on my birthday That's what YOU think . My family has kept syrup in the fridge for as long as I can remember ... Grandparents too . Did somebody here order an orchestra ? Cypress hill , I'm looking at you Sorry , I read up in the OP that it was 12 , and even looked up there to verify how long it'd been ; I'm not sure why I typed 4 . I've been using Chrome and Firefox to ' google ' things right from the address bar without any plugins already though Dude , click submit without typing anything . It's really hard and expensive I'd probably be more careful cleaning circuit boards if I were you , looks like you might have caused more damage than what the board originally received . Macro ! Whoa , that looks crazy 1.0 and 1.1 made me go . . . " when " ? Why ? If before the child was born it wasn't worth adoption , why now ? Just save our tax dollars on his education , not to mention the " possibility of an abusive adopter " ( one the reason OP aborted I just realized that my arms look way too skinny in that picture . I disagree You got rid of your Legos ? Holy shit I just figured that out . looks like gollum 15lbs at birth ? holy crap , I'd never even realized that How do you know it is dense I had to highlight the comments to see them .. That picture and your comment makes me wish I had spare ribs I finally found out what it means to * fap * , and it is * * crazy * * . There is a wood league ? that actually looks like it might taste good Permanently dry out ? I have your story open in the next tab Oh my gosh Actually , I had noticed that . The laptop was gussied up with glaringly bright stickers , making it somewhat analogous to a 3 dollar whore in a frontier town . Also , what the fuck does the Toshiba ECObutton do ? Plant a tree somewhere ? Those eyes Btw this wasn't my preferred title , I had to resubmit this link about 4 times because I think it kept setting off the Spam filter , what's up with that ? Does it randomly censor shit So , wait . This is a * feature * ? I rhyme throughout the day about ... everyday stuff ( i . e brushing teeth , masturbating , the usual ) My friends get a kick out of it , I been doing all my life . Anyone else like this and if so would you like to battle ? Einstein found that space and time are woven together into the same fabric , called space-time . According to General Relativity , the force of gravity is the stretching and curving of this " fabric " . It's hard enough to see space and time as two sides of the same coin , but try to picture TIME as GRAVITY . Same here ! But I recently noticed that a smile was the difference between walking past a guy on a nice spring day and having the guy do a 180 and follow me down the street asking about my marital status . So for science I tried it again - not a come hither smile , just a " Hi , nice day , hope you're enjoying it like I am ! " smile . Same thing ... quick turnaround , hi are you single , where are you going , what's your name ? Thats a good point ... I hadn't considered that . If that's the case wouldn't they be required to inform the next buyer that it was returned goods ? I thought there was something fishy about a white 3 kopeiki coin Therefore implying the conservatives are relevant ? This looks like a half finished first draft … did rest of the post get add'd ? ... and paul simonon and Mick jones that reporter has a serious case of crazy eyes Which board was this on ? Wow you left it in for 2 years ? Oh what the fuck .. It's like the mini-mouth from the Alien movies . And yes , I think that was the scientific name for it WTF does this mean Demon's Souls doesn't even have an easy mode . All of the people that have touched the outside of that wrapper What in the hell did he say ? Last 3 lines = not English . Or is there someone named Dere and an action known as " Bow-Fucking " ? ? You would do it again ? ... dude that's fucked up I agree with capitalism , therefore Adam Smith's invisible hand is stuck up my back . I read this to my girlfriend and she replied " I'm 19 and I've got a couple hundred bucks in my checking account , and I don't have a savings ... how the hell do you know all this ! ? But who was camera ? Son ? That made me physically twitch . Have you ever lived in Brazil ? Very true . Maybe not enough philosophers are drunk and / or high .. ? At least it's not " I admit it took a while getting used to bedding mom " wat ? Why not , they're just earings , seriously What the hell is " Thought Control " ? Are they talking about HCR ? shit , this cannot be unseen BTW Can you elaborate on the two Poland and no Lithuania comment ? I am a history buff , yet I completely do not understand what you are saying , yet you got upvoted so much , I must be missing something I have already have this set as my homepage for the past month so it plays every time i launch my browser Well , l really didn't see that . The video that was brought to class by this guy was a compilation featuring deaths videotaped from afar . Where you could distinguish a run-over , a man getting shot from a distance . Nothing really gorey , until this final video with Budd and suddenly * BLAM ! ! * Not even had the chance to turn away ... I was just like I don't even know who that guy is . I think I hate him more .. Did you see this on a sitcom ? I think ( hope ) he's referring to the way some people think you should never hit a woman ... Ever . No matter what the circumstances ... Those are the people that make me go all " am not sure how got through till the 9th episode I attended CPHS starting in 01 . Wonder if I know you ... That cat has the most amazing cheeks in the world uat de fac ? You still haven't told me the why though But ... it's * International * ... Wow . And I thought my allergies were rough . You have made another human being . think about that . hold me ! ! Palin calling Fox lamestream media ? While I agree that we're nowhere near as bad as the US ( at least , the stupider areas like the bible belt ) I think theres a lot more crap we have to put with than we realize - a prime example being that the catholic church is still in charge of 93 % ( I think ) of our primary schools , despite all those , you know , cases of their priests raping kids ... Wow I just turned 20 a couple days ago and I've had 5x as many as you have . Or ~ checks out today's office attire ~ ... me ? OMG we are everywhere ... You've met most of the redditors Question - who are you ? I went to high school and took an art class with James . Would be pretty wild to run into him on THE INTERNET . new youtube video player layout how did you do that ? Too early in the morning . lol thanks for your participation , but this was 11 days ago I prefer Dr . Pepper flat I feel old sometimes , it's my 21st in July and I don't want to do the whole going out and getting trashed thing . In fact , I'm having a housewarming / 21st Do they ? Wait , Victoria's Secret * has * 32C bras ? ! I'm kinda in between 32B and C , I though 32C was some mythical size that doesn't really exist Imagine what would have happened if he started and in-game slap fight . Stage 6 is a company that makes low budget movies for Sony . The biggest movie they have done was the Boondock Saints 2 . They found it on my DA page I don't care . I just shit in empty pools . I think we just stumbled onto a whole new genre of chick-flicks . Same shit happened to me back in November , but it was the row in front and across the aisle from mine . I like Colorado . I've been doing it wrong this whole time Why does an obviously feminist activity require a feminist defense ? ? It's cool ;) snuck out back .. even though my dads asleep in the lounge , and my back door makes alot of noise .. Saw the nsfw tag and still managed to Heh , that's the submission that got me to Google about this issue because I simply did not believe it . Then I found source after source , some more credible than others , confirming it . And I was like " meaty ass grin " It makes a lot more sense now that I realize you guys keep your fucking wallets in your back pockets . What an odd body . Only if you're burning the plastic while you're smoking man Wow , that's a whole new level of hardcore Something similar happened to me when I talked to a creationist about evolution for the first time . I was like , " Wait , there are people who _don ' t believe in_ evolution ? Eq2 was way more than a mere graphical and interface upgrade . 157,430 , 000 Chinese adults suffer from mental illness ? The limit as A -> infinity of the integral of 2 pi r dr from 0 to A is infinity My ' dealer ' ( technically just a contact ) does that all the time . It looks pretty pro , but considering bottles are never in short supply I'll stick to that and save myself the smokey stench .. I was all : I'm kind of in the same boat . I like porn of just about whatever combination of sexes you can come up with , but only would be interested in a relationship with another guy . But as Nidorino ( wait , a Pokemon ? The new Call Of Duty looks boring Look ! Its princess bubblegums rainicorn ! ! ! My insane roller-coaster mood swings are you drunk She has 6 toes on her right foot Real-life Uncanny Valley example . essentially you need to watch the whole season . TRY PIRATE BAY Was that Sepiroth's theme ? ! you guys are way too focused on military you have an ... er , interesting username He didn't ... cracked.com on cogsci ? Thats the other reason I kicked AVG to the curb . Avast was alright , but everything runs ridiculously slow during scans . Im happy with MSE , but 8 hours for a regular scan ? Really ? i thought your graph was - 170k for a moment Wow you guys are fast . Good advice ! Running is a great all over workout and you only need 2 legs to do it ! Saw a few broken arm / wristed people at my 10k this am ... and a girl with one arm ! It's got lips I wish I had that kind of balance That icing looks like ketchup . I can't be the only one who initially jumped out of her seat . The cuteness grows as the That's what a hipster would say why were there so many people - like in the entrance . Makes me go Blocked at work ... they must have some racy lessons on there Yea , I deactivated my profile last year and for awhile people kept asking me why I deleted everyone from facebook . " Yep , Sun logo , looks normal , swirly stuff , talking about flippyloopedydoop letters ... hang on a mo ... OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO COOL How did you get Swype when it's in closed beta ? I don't see anything wrong with your perspective . It really just illustrates how you and I are very different . Heh , I mentioned this thread to my wife and she was like Who is Steven ? so you don't like Ministry I take it ? Slow motion definitely happens haha . I remember once my friend picked me up when I was super stoned , and the time it took to get to the top of my street felt like hours . That drive takes less than two minutes . Fuck , I bought a half ounce for 4/20 and I only just finished it yesterday PRETTY COLORS Aagh oh my god stop this Yea , i doubt one can memorize fatty acid synthesis under an hour , or signal transduction pathways ... the horror i thought i was the only person that remembered that phrase Holy crap ! At first I was like - _ - but then I was like Agreed . I always take my re-usable bags now and I cant stand it when buying a single item and the clerk puts it in a paper bag . On Earth Day , Target was giving away free reusable bags and the girl at the check-out put my milk in a plastic bag , then put the plastic bag in the reusable bag . " The Jews ear juice . " That is some dedication right there . I don't remember reading that . Now you're making me wonder if I just didn't read it or if I'd read it and it completely slipping my mind I totally thought it was over when you escaped being baked but then it kept going and I was like ( your name makes me question your interest in this . ... you sound like an older and more together kind of me ... you sound like an older and more together kind of me Is there any other way ? I Giggled Like A Small Girl Teheheheheee Hmmm N I Think Somewhere On Facebook It Says : Join If You Wanna Know Who Took His Viginity ....... My brother , sister , and I are all very liberal atheists , in the middle of Mississippi with conservative parents . he's not getting it Now how do conventional firearms work in space ? All of it ? Of course dude ! You'd lose your bio-electric energy ! Then you won't be able to use any of your augmentations ! Which practically makes the F3 to F12 keys useless Don't think ya can . Also , how the fuck do you read comics on the PSP screen ... was that allowed on TV ? I always thought it was freaking weird that we take the last part of the spelled-out number and put it on the end of the numeric symbol . If you want to abbreviate " three " , you say " 3 " . Great . But if you want to abbreviate " third " , you say " 3rd " ? You fucker you , stop taking all my posts : O -> : l -> > Whenever I sit on my toilet * * and masturbate , * * this stares across at me Why the hell are you watching that in the first place ? ? Man , you didn't have to tell me I'd need to read that again Fascinating . I always try to duck fucks nobody else likes how does one figure out they're into unicorn porn ? Hate to bring something up if you're self-conscious about it or something , but what's wrong with your foot ? The BNP got 3 times as many votes as the Green Party where I live as well . . . somehow ... that makes it all right . You never go ass to mouth Totally got the same message Oh someone send me an r-mail ... I don't understand how his fingers don't just snap and crack from all the weight ... is ' 88 old now ... ? How is that fact " fun ? " I am definitely not looking forward to that next year . Just having the limited summer access drives me nuts and we'll run over him again if he comes back Wait ... what ? I started to joke with my girlfriend that every female around here ( Harlem ) has a name that ends in " - asia " , and since we started saying that , I've heard at least three girls calling out to their friends with strange , made up names ending exactly that way . but , but , it's only sexual transmitted ... what does this mea - - i will consider the offer . let me sleep on it You took that bet from a Leeds fan ? Why do people ever link to the fullscreen version ? Death ! " However , he missed the Marine Corps and returned to Vietnam in 1969 , where he took command of a platoon of sniper . " Sounds like you're almost ready for a move to FreeBSD i would like to help you but ive decided that because i pirate everything anyway itunes wont be much use to me . stickfu can do it if he hasn't already I think I went into shock from the moment he picked up the urinal cake ... Wait ... I am still in disbelief . You look at their faces ? It's jagged alright You're a dream character in another person's dream . Agreed , I initially thought , " Oh , that's * adorable * , look how * small * it is ! " and watched it in action and went , " This is blowing my mind ! I mean I know that the way it is spelled it should be pronounced with a long e but I have literally never heard it that way . What a bizarre website kinebud ? Whats that That bastard Apparently * you * reddit They've been smoking since I was a kid , I started smoking with them when I was about 17 The surgery can reduce band size as well ? yes .. " But Where ? ! " i think he just meant using a dollar ^ this needs to be put in the new player guide on the right cause no one seems to know about this I only has one problem . The article says Zues made Hercules into a god . Thats not true . Hercules was poisoned and in such great pain that he set himself on fire in a funeral pyre . He was then given council by Hera , and allowed to live amongst the gods . Hera being his enemy the whole time NO IT DOESN'T ! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? ! No , but really , it's just a phase . Hey it's a phase that might last thousands of years and might wipe out half of the species , but a phase nevertheless . / s The man with the most asymmetrical face in show business . i'm 5 ' 8 " and 120lbs and i don't think i'm stick-skinny This is totally next to the commons UAA , I almost ran into a moose on my ride home last week . Live down campbell creek . Didn't see it till I wizzed by . I was like This is a really good point , guess I need some new sources Ummmmm are you my roommate ? Because this describes my living situation well ( in Allston , with a bunch of random people , and one of them owns a tuxedo cat ) . Holy crap , this made the front page . Thank you , everyone . I just did 100 in about 2 minutes A women shoved a very thin vibrator through the urethra of a guys boner . Proceeds to fuck his hole with it and split his cock open like a ripe banana . Reminds me of the acid-dropping scene from Walk Hard . GOOD GOD ! ! There are religious Swedes ? ! Yeah .. What ? Explain please ? wah ear-buds actually mean earphones to me , amazing ! That program looks awesome I asked , ASKED why people love Firefly.What did I get ? Downvotes . weird ... everybody is laughing ! ! ! My grandpa used to send me out for lottery tickets , cigarettes , and beer . His emphysema made walking too difficult to go himself . Why did you have a boyish haircut like that ? Oh damn , didn't think you had to slow down that much . Well thanks for proving me wrong ive listened to doolittle too much , so perhaps I am just sick of it . Roger Ebert gave it 0 stars on a 1 to 4 star scale ! And I thought I've seen all in porn Wow , I totally forgot about that . same i was Implementation-defined , not undefined . How do you get from " not portable " to " undefined behaviour " ? Somebody needs to make boxes of garbage bags where each bag contains a folded up cardboard garbage box to put the bag in . Then when the trash is full , you could take out the bag , fold up the garbage box and throw it away in the bag . Is that the spider That level was meant to be played alone , in the middle of the night , in a very dark room Wow , things have changed since I went to school This works best , there is also a follow unit key now ctrl + f , but its disabled by default that looks like a liger At first I was like o . o , but then I was like The white space between the upvote and downvote buttons looks like an H . Can't stop seeing it . I am so confused as to how you found this without actually having received it yourself . He ... he has boobs ... what ? Same guy ? What the fuck did I just see ? wtf is mumble Yes , I am defensive . I just said that I was offended . I was really freaked out . Then Garfunkel started singing . Then I was * really * freaked out Kind of surprised at the charity offset there Haha , yeah exactly what I was thi - - wait ... huh ? Damn ! * Stares at laptop * Strangely , the 1st picture looks like this kid I know , a few years back . I've been telling him he looks like a girl for a while now . Maybe there is some merit to me telling him so . I fell down playing Ultimate Frisbee . Straight up haha . Before either of the hip replacements , I had something called an Osteotomy . This consists of cutting the femur in half I've never really been in the closet .. but i think i'm coming out of it Wasn't that one of the spoiled brats in Scent of a Woman ? Holly fucking Christ I am getting so old What about ripping out the button and figuring out where the wires go ? But she's spayed . O \ _O backwards is Meta self ... That's a bit of a mind fuck to think about . Okay . Should there be a timeline ? ? Damn . I've been late 17 times THIS YEAR . Haha I got that e-mail last night too What are the " sexual acts " that he performs from behind ? Oh how reddit changes a ( wo ) man .. wtf happened to the link I'm a narutard , but I actually did know that akatsuki meant dawn where ? Make sure you go before the riots . But if he dies , that frees up one hand , but we lose two LOL honest mistake ? accidentally attaching wifi snooping gear on vehicles all over the world ? They aren't ? I don't understand how scientific definitions can vary from state to state . What if Obama dies in office ? Then we have BIDEN . Took me a while ( due to laughter ) but I think he meant " cocky " . Metalopolis game was Thanks , but 250 active members ? So that pokemon can turn into any of the legendary dogs ? the worst part about evony ad is if your at work then : Since when was Russia part of Europe ? I'm living in Oslo and I agree . I came from Eugene , OR , USA , where the rush hour to campus looks a bit like this , and where there's no need at all to have a car , and it was The famous pizza guy accident I always thought was true is there . Mine too . I even " yell " weird things in my head to see who notices it . holy shit . ytmnd is still active ? There is no spoon ? I can back this up . Had Dave's Insanity Sauce at my friend's parent's cabin once - holy mother of God . You got downvoted for that ? Is your dad 14 ? why do african people have all the super athletic genes ? fuck . Wow what league was that ? But ... the laughter ... i find it better than editing my post if i want to post another related quip Yep , that's one of the reasons I'm thinking about getting a S / N that's less apparently trackable than this one . Someone once apparently found my myspace and attempted to intimidate me ( although google doesn't even turn up my myspace at least for the 10 pages I looked through Whoa , never thought I'd see flyers for shows at Hailey's on Reddit . I'm not downvoting you ama please Really ? You pay ~ 8 US cents per kW / h ? How ... did you do that ? With the toolbar up top after clicking the link ? No , it was actually holbrook ... I lived there for a few years , now I'm just around the corner from the mall . And jeez , how far back into my reddit comment history did you need to go to dig up the pathmark thing ? Last time I was in an Old Navy I swear the biggest size I saw was a 12 .. and their stock was mostly 6 ' s . Holy Shit ! Did you just change my life ? Her structural paintings are very nearly realistic . What is dbol ? As a Brit who has travelled in both countries : yeah he should have been way away from the plane by then But he doesn't think people taste good .... OR DOES HE ? ? ? ? ? ? Wow . This is exactly what i do Weird . It does . So someone shot your friend in the face , and he spit the bullet out ? Are you trying to say the truth is always well written ? She is so awesome . Disturbing and arousing at the same time I'm all for the subtleties of language and their words of no equivalence , but that correction is pedantic , man . It's excuseable what sosueme ( excellent name for this discussion Yep . And now she's deleted all the comments too . All class . Her relationship sounds mad healthy and totally like it's something good for her and her bf what has been seen , cannot be unseen How are there so many girls in my area on that site Then I would be curious why you are parading around Reddit with two different user names Yea , is the OP asking us what kind of skivvies he should wear ? Tried ? Damn , it came back to life after I forgot about it Why is grandpa so obsessed with Johnny's penis and butthole ? Can't agree more . Damn I just have the default Chromium contextual menu , the same i get when r-clicking on the page I don't think she needs to be photoshopped at all . At first I was like Hooking up w / curious soccer players ? There's still hope Yes , and there was even a time when CDs didn't exist yet . You live in NC ? Can you tell me the name of said sushi restaurant so that I might avoid it ? Oh no , it wasn't Harris Teeter sushi , was it ? this was adapted from a much funnier racist joke As the auld oirish alchos say here " Sure there's aaytin and drinkin ' in Guinness " ( maybe not that funny if you aren't irish .... Your cat is so awesome . She reminds me of a mix between a Furby and a Critter . Haha , the answer YES to the " Do you believe in dinosaurs " question is marked as mandatory on my profile . I can hardly believe that's a question My god that Rufskin site is hot . i was a sophmore in college . It's like watching someone stand up and walk to the TV every time they want to adjust the channel or volume when the remote is right next to them on the couch . Sure , getting up and walking to the TV is a perfectly valid way to do it , but ... Weren't you supposed to say orange ? ? And $ 200 cheaper He has recent albums ? was this downvoted for personal taste in music ? These were actually pretty cute . Everything's been voted down If  I was an 18 Century Queen and these were my jesters / entertainment program , I would have them thrown to the Lions .. this is truly wtf .. You're right , they couldn't in SC1 / BW . I've been hearing that they can in SC2 though . hehe , sorry . I just did a double take when I read it the first time and did a real life You are reddit ? I fell for this , being lured to the site , in search for boobies ... then realized that it was online game , not real boobies ... glad i stopped there and didn't download the game . I would have been pissed to find it had no boobies ... BOOBIES ! ! ! Ooh , coolies ! A doodle ! I did play the Pac-Man game on the doodle . It was awesome , that doodle ... who what have thought a doodle could be used as a game ? ? ? ? That was frickin wicked ! ! ! The doodle rocks , man ! It was a very awesome doodle . Google is such a genius for making a doodle like that ! Erm ... what was the subject again ? The girl on the left looks like someone I used to work with Oh , McCain suspended his campaign alright . To get to Washington and " DO SOMETHING VAGUE " about the financial crisis , I think . It was a pretty Go on ... I know a very different set of lyrics for that tune . Ahahaha . That's really weird . Ohmygod if that was really what his citizenship allowed him to do that'd be awesome . Oh man , I can't stop laughing at this . I keep imagining " OMFG did I break my ... You really can't tell it's Photoshopped crappily ? long story short you don't like it cause it's different to what you're used to I have honestly never seen this . I thought gasoline was apple juice I just felt it was incredibly Deus ex machina without the proper foundations put in place . I agree that you could intuit that the Zone was a player , but it would be like having a book that references the sky now and then , and the resolution involves having the sky come down and crush the bad guys . Terminal is a fallout style computer , and i can't leave the room They always seem to find me ! On accident usually . lightly tinted ... as in the windows tinted ? That is terrifying Err , the point of rendering only as much as is necessary is that it would stay responsive . The performance optimization isn't worth the performance cost ? OGC , stupidface . It's apparently a guy fapping . Or you can torrent Haha , maybe I'm old-fashioned , but I like to meet people in RL , although the internet is increasingly blurring the boundaries . My BFF found his GF on craigslist , and I was like I never knew that . Hot dogs aren't good here either . I have absolutely no idea what's going on in that video Also , look at her location . Now it's getting eerie . Holy Jesus on a flaming pantomime horse . That's just ludicrous . Actually , the real mission of akatsuki is to capture the remaining multi-tailed demons and defeat konoha ! I thought the whole thing was an Abomination . That kid'll start screaming like a Harpy soon . He secretly had ambitions of being some sort of Leader one day , but not any more . He'll have to settle for an average career , hustling and bustling just to keep up with the Jones ' . Betty didn't know how much it was going to hurt . I'd be more worried that deviants seem to love you Best moment is so hard to choose , most of them are related to people we met on the way though . You meet so many awesome people , some local , some doing similar things , some doing ridiculous things ( like cycling from London to Beijing Yeah I get that , but it wears off super quick . Smoke when you think it is right . I love smoking it , but it clashes with my lifestyle at times , most of my friends are ignorant to it and don't want to understand . My last ex thought it would turn me into a violent women beater . Yeah . The weird thing is , she still marries him . just so you know , in case you show this to people with less LOST knowledge than the rest of us , that it took me half a second to realize exactly what the sonic fence posts were I miss those . What ? ! ! ! ! This has been happening to me but I'm using Firefox It works for me on Windows 7 Firefox , although there's a lot of white space below and above the characters . Chrome just has empty box characters , although oddly , the text in the tab works ... Surprisingly , it works perfectly in Internet Explorer 8 I was absolutely waiting for that too ! ! I don't think I took a breath from the time the guy started jumping in the air until it was over . Dangit Reddit , now I have to find something else to read until my heart stops racing and I can finally go to sleep lawyers : the natural enemy of doctors ........ I couldn't feel mine until it was 18 cm and 1 kg in weight . I got a kid perpetually vomiting up his own head . Wow , thats some serious therapy issue stuff going on there There's a queen in England ? But those were Welsh accents Some of those are mindblowing The Daily Mail , with an article about Philosophy . In what way did they not understand ? Exactly .. I tought he would run into the toilett stall and get smacked in the face but the I read tl ;d r and was like this The fact that you actually spent time on this comment makes me go So .. people screaming strange things are creepy , but psychopaths are cuddly ? When the picture first loaded , I was all I did enjoy the part where the mutants devoured the guy who had just awoken from hypersleep . I can't imagine anything more horrific to wake up to . Hey , what are my neighbors up to ? What ... the ... like ... the perl programming language ? It looks like a thumb TIL even the locks on the American cars are different from ours ! I must have encountered a bug , then , because I had a whole caravan of elves in a closed room with ceilings and 7/7 in every tile . They just sat there . Being elves . Taunting me , in what should have been their watery grave . Ok , reading your post and comments I have some questions and comments of my own . Also , you sound like my ex Honestly , people hit on you ? The Vibes thing under the music option is the same as my ringtone . Huh , what was that about mature players ? It doesn't seem you fit your own standards . That's exactly my point . How on earth did the Others paint the inside from the outside Chris Brown's moved from beatdowns to licking booty ! No . I wouldn't work for free A guy acting like a douche to women on the Internet my grandfather had one , worked just like in the picture , blew my little 7 year old mind And out of character for someone with ADD , is it not ? I had a hard time deciding if the teacher actually believes in evolution or creationism God damn it . Every time im in physics class this happens too me . Im starting to get a reputation . Wow ! This is * so * interesting . I think if you took 25 minutes every day to talk to your kids about safety they would get annoyed at you after the first week . That or become fearful / anxious of every day activities . I expected this to be about trannies I thought that title was " Decide my surgery fate " . Is it just me , or does he sound suspiciously like the " Voice of Fate " from V for Vendetta ? Maybe Alan Moore has taken up ghost-writing ... and flip out at the fact that a few of us have had the opportunity to walk on it . 21 million imaginary people ? I grew up on State Route 736 . It looks like Bucharest It's almost like they've watched too much Grease . In some hilarious recursion loop , I am also in my own belly at the moment .. as well as yours ! I might actually have to sign into facebook to do something other than change my " privacy " settings I don't think she was acting Wait ... we have killer bees ? I did gangsta sideways aim while doing lasertag . It ... worked I opened this in a tab , got distracted by a phone call , and when I came back to it thought I was having an acid flashback Thumbnail made me think it was going to be a condom that's a shit load to remeber ... link ? BLACK SMOKE MONSTER A lot of xkcd * is * super nerdy . Even though I appreciate math I sometimes The deleted scenes are even worse ... About 2500 have my last name , and I'm in the #9300 range . There's a lot of uncommon names out there You can telepathically initiate sex ? I just got a 504 Gateway Timeout--did you do that to mess with me ? Awwww it's a widdle puppy ! ... That turns into a giant shaggy guard-beast . I got mine in a cereal box . I'm actually playing it right now . Now your on a terrorist watch list for taking pictures of it . I'd guess that's it , an extra 1 " wouldn't be enough for the expando ... side ... things . I guess you could use something else though , like duct tape or something how do you make the upside-down ^ ? Apparently you can buy that online at a smell-store . I have cake Put bong on it's side . Baby's first WTF moment Guess we have a mutual acquaintance ! Does she know you posted this on Reddit ? Damn that sucks . Shame it took you 4 years to find out how unstable she was You aren't the OP . which make french go like that : I'll be there monday brahhh looking for hallucinogens I used my girlfriend's ENV touch charger once ... Immediately drained my battery as if they switched polarity or something Wow .. I feel .. like an atom compared to all this .. I really wish people in the media would stop calling them a gay couple ... that's like if they called my boyfriend and I a heterosexual couple because I'm trans ... I seriously just went I would totally vote for these guys . Also , the guy at 1:44 Unfortunately , I'm totally serious . Dear zombie jesus ... are you being sarcastic ? What I find more fascinating and disturbing about the old add is the fact that women are putting * Lysol * up in their twats . I'm sure that fifty years from now women today will think we are positively neolithic for still dealing with tampons and pads but most of us still use ' em anyway . It's more of a " wtf ? ! That's funny , I just had to clarify being a female ; after my first post I got several replies calling me a momma's boy . Is it me or does the shadow look fake ... wtf is this ? ! ? you might actually have something there I swear she was trying to give herself a lobotomy doing that when I got my new glass pipe a few months ago , me and my bro smoked a blunt , then went to hit my new pipe ... and for like two hits we didn't use the carb I figured . He's an awesome guy though ! I started a pretty popular group on an alt music site for him and he talked to me quite a bit . I hope I can meet him someday The one thing I've heard about the dev cycle of SC2 that really makes me I can't believe that little car caused all that nice . I like the mushroom looks like melted pigs Mexicans used to be white I just have a random note about aspect ratio to throw in . Although if you use square pixels the aspect ratio of the NES is 8: 7 ( as it apparently is in your hack ) the pixels that the NES used weren't meant to be square . So to be completely accurate you need to apply aspect ratio correction to stretch it to 4:3 , which is what the NES was meant to be played at . That's why the blocks in SMBC are rectangular rather than square . this is true . i would wager i require more balls ( heh , and i'm a gal ) to say as such . emotions , much like nature , are scary But you can't omg he can see the future I dare say , the clothes make the man . Wow , that was some great story-telling right there dude . I could almost feel the pain the you went through I'm WATCHING you , hare . It can't rain forever . did she just do what i think she did ... I totally read disowned as drowned ... i guessed it was 5d before reading the description at vimeo Good grief , she really does . lol fuck yeah . My brother once got a tray of chicken Heh . I think you look best at 131 lbs ! I love the subtitle there . " Likely due to a burst sewer pipe " ... what were they trying to flush ? At first I was like Where does it say ' unpaid ' ? Strange angle I live just south of the med center IT'S ALF ! haha .. love how some of us thought this pertained to Iron Maiden :P Up Vote The Irons ! ! \ m / mother of god Is this a serious question ? Very cool ! But who the heck encases their emoticons in parentheses , these days ? I wouldn't be surprised Chewing ? Strange , this came up on my winamp playlist earlier today Fuck Israel ! Send more weapons to all those Muslims locked in a ghetto by " god's chosen people " ... Cancel the hatch or use the godliest of micro Digg was right , we really are a bunch of hipsters Where did that space come from ? Priests can't stop bleed effects If you're not the snooping type , how did you end up looking at her phone messages ? That doesn't imply payment , that implies a handjob . I like to think so ... or maybe I just spend more time on the internet . Or maybe it's all a lie , there are no girls on the internet ! I already do . No . But instinctively I did almost reach for it to have a sip . wait ... So , you get charged 10 cents a text , and the recipient also gets charged 10 cents ? Okay , I can understand the mobile-to-mobile ( same carrier calling ) , but this sounds like a system far more complex than it needs to be . Why not just charge the originating party ? Umm ... okay I'm using qmail-mrtg , but it's been tripping all over itself for a couple of weeks , and I've not had a chance to clean it up ... Just had baby Too bad the planet's quickly running out of usable copper . ... I'm going to need to have a room repainted soon . Do you charge ? I check Bungie.net daily , but haven't played halo in weeks Try holding control + shift and then using the left / right arrow keys . I like how several of the pics include a Coke can next to the dildo for reference . Lol I've seen two people who played it regularly for like ... two months lol that music just looped constantly but for some reason wasn't at all annoying to me Great body .... What ? ! You're saying bowl is for food and cup is for drinking ? Wow , I'm from Portugal and if I rotate the spill 90 degrees it almost fits the whole country ... I'm ignorant enough not to know who most of the people he messaged were . . . I assumed celebrities , but not what kind of celebrity Why the fuck were you downvoted ? I just don't care , never did , never will , however when I did see the vid of the oil flowing out I was like .. I thought * * I * * was the only one ! I always get the I swear undying love to my wage slavery What on earth are you doing that uses all those rows ? Knowledge , + 1 . Thanks ! ( also this is why people should specify utf - 8 in their html You're joking right ? Have you not noticed imgur's downtime ? ? I can't remember the name of it , but it was about a town where they apparantly didn't like old people , so once you got to a certain age they'd drown you in a fountain Boobs above shoulders ? ! howd you type this if i was douche stranger i would have called your bluff biggest mindfuck right now , this post is at 420 points But .. wouldn't this mean the day would be all downhill ? I never said anything about morality , I wasn't saying anything about it being wrong , I was just saying that it's a woman dating a man , and calling it a lesbian relationship . Seems the 1000th video lost 5 seconds , somewhere this made my day .. now if only my little siblings saw this , they keep saying that the browser is the internet . Worst when it happens when I'm hanging out with a new girl this is terrifying . At first I was like Also the skins topping out at 1820 riot points Wow , I'd not noticed that before . Weird Where did his legs go ? Did the cats eat them ? No . How far do you actually dangle ? You don't tell me what to ... so ... blue ... But it would not make sense if they weren't related in some way . People would be like maybe i'd like it more if you'd shaved .. it will look even bigger IS HE DOING FULL SPLITS WITH HIS FEET DOWN ? ! ? How about a movie where you see through the eyes of the silent protagonist the whole time but you don't realize that he exists til the end in an M Night style twist ? how does one recognize someone that is almost always behind the camera ? Haha , you look fine honestly :) but now I'm self conscious about how I would look That is such a big picture . But where did the left dude's dick go ? Wait ... you're right . Anyone having problems getting the 1.25 kernel to work ? It keeps reverting to 1.1 on me how many world-famous , millionaires do you know who sit around on benches eating a sandwich looking like that . It clearly serves as a potshot at Android . Someone's a little worried First time was straight 60x to the face ... Woaaahhoho ... That SAME exact thing used to happen to me . I came here to post the film Secretary question . Fantastic movie . To bad my wife didn't think so , LOL . She was all ( Similar thing happened to me . I was browsing books at the local library , and this guys just walks up to me and says , " Has anyone told you that you are absolutely beautiful ? " I probably had the dumbest look on my face Where's it say he punched it in the face ? What do you mean when it runs out err , i didn't really mean on the channels - BBC said it was going to be shown beforehand , then changed their mind , and then 27 mins into the text coverage it appeared . do you have casual sex listed , or are you just mindblowingly hot ? from friends i understand my profile is pretty heavily trafficked at 110ish profile views a week . What other outcome were you expecting ... exactly ? You can close windows with it ? ! Scared ! well then go start an post about not mailing keanu shit and spread the word . I don't care either way I thought it was pretty crappy , especially when they get to the section where they get to the cure for vampires . I'm hoping you're looking for a bit more than the ability to write a bulleted list about pissing in your careful consideration of prospective life partners ... I'm definitely vulnerable ... which is why I have a virus scanner , firewall , etc . That's kinda the point of having those things Oh my Nerf Katarina , Nerf Janna , My 2 mains Storm by Godspeed You Black Emperor , in those first five minutes . Well , shouldn't your gf have invited you ? I WANT THOSE MECHANICAL CLAWS No no , not at all ... Waitaminute . So you're saying that " riding the Hershey rollercoaster " is a real thing ? How does one accidentally a picture on Flickr ? They guy on the right has no legs .... I've been using this tactic the whole time by accident Hand placement ! So there ARE people who still buy porn magazines ? That is fantastic . Though , if he's a celebrity ... why doesn't he have somewhere to live ? Or does he just like being homeless ? How's that even anatomically possible ? ! Why does the dragon's breath shoot an intense pink laser from above and beneath the brush Um , how can this not be categorized into WTF ? I am a girl Oh . Is the TV / Receiver volume up ? You might have to turn it very high to hear it , for some reason Definitely agree with the confusion , but what makes you say immaturity ? By thread do you mean a message or the forum ? You mean the video was fake ? We played that and COD 4 before BC2 . Still play a lot of L4D2 , and sometimes we bust out the Zombie Master when friends are around . She's devious with traps . maybe it's because you're using smeared out waves to measure smeared out waves and the " measurement " only constructively interferes at " one point " in your understanding ? I prefer the aesthetics of redditisfun , which is closer to the main site . hey , what's the deal with entanglement and non-locality ? i cannot wrap my head around either of them . Yeah , at first it felt like Amazon's book preview feature . " Want to see more ? Buy the book ! " Umm .. did he just turn water into wine ? I didn't even realize such procedures were available in my country haha . I had on my reddit gifts profile that kitchen gadgets would make a great gift . Conservatives owning libertarians in economics ? He turns the paper counter-clockwise , yet the text on it turned clockwise . made my heart stop their for a second when i mis-read it as strippers mind reader All those links on top are subreddits . There's a name for it LOL . omg . DUH . How did I ... wow . Yes . Uniforms . I feel like you guys looking at my browsing history Haha , Disney movies are NOT that sexy . Well , unless you look in the right places ... Johnny Depp's portrayal of him was spot on Tha ... that casts him in a new light . Pencil in head ? If you can't keep any liquids down , you need to go to the emergency room . No joke , it happen to be . 20-30 pukes later , I almost died . I know EXACTLY what you mean . The day I realized I was becoming more of a hockey fan in general was at a Bruins game against the Habs . One particular B's fan was being an outright DOUCHE ( picking on a Habs fan verbally and physically ) . That's when I jumped in and screamed at the B's fan telling him to f off . I never thought I'd defend a habs fan It has no eyes ! ! That's a fuckton of copper wire . yes . find its buggy and hangs sometimes Oh wow , pubstars are going to get raped . I was guessing I was going to see a mid-level comp team , not an invite all-star team . I've never had herpes in my life . And I had sex more than once I what ? Also , why is it all in russian ? Honestly , halfway through the first paragraph I was thinking , " your boyfriend must be gay ... " Then I got to the second paragraph Seriously , I wonder if OP had eyebrows when he was a kid , or just had a full forehead of hair ... If you don't mind me asking , then how do you sleep every night ? Yeah ? Why ? Wow . That sounds extreme . I often forget the / r / for subreddits , and IAMA led me to this . Does anyone else see a skull in top right corner ? Is sex = death the amusing message then ? Um , brilliant logic there Well ... I certainly wasn't planning on looking at / ra / and finding a post about me . I first read that as " VIDEO GAME : Cop Runs Over ... " and thought " Yeah , those GTA cops are dumb . " Then I realized it was real . Without - you look somewhat like Sylar Asphyxiation bodypaint .... as in deprivation of oxygen . Wait . What class do you play that need more than 20 bars ? Wait what ... What ... what is that ........... Is ... is that guy fighting a horse ? Jayzis , that's some anger . Because I threw away about $ 100 worth of dishes ? I laughed a little when I read this article cause it took me back to the time I had to explain this at the hospital . LOL and just as my luck would have it , it was 3 good looking females that I had to explain to before they had a doctor see me . Id_Engager from OkC by chance ? Black ? haha what do you mean bl .... Are ... Are you ... threatening me ? wow , such hate for saying " win 7 superiority " sorry if I insulted your 9 year old software of choice . :D thanks for the recommendation , I'll try that ! The only time I get plastic applicators are when they happen to stock the female bathroom with some at work ... really ? That is incredibly weird to me because I absolutely love it Oh hello random reader of this comment thread on the internet I won $ 25 and an airplane ride in 4H when I was 12 . The pilot let me " fly " aka steer the plane . I tried barrel rolls and loops for about 15 min with my dad in the back seat turning green . I consider myself totally straight , but I've had tests think I'm a 2 . Apparently liking lesbian porn makes a man gayer I use the laundry detergent cups . ( Make sure they're clean ! I had my hand out of the car window and got a tiny little stone ( about 2mm by 1 mm by 3mm ) hit my palm . It drew blood Wow , that ghost is creepy we have discovered that the most fun is ruining the rest of the worlds fun 60 pounds in 2.5 months ? Is that healthy ? > Well , unless you're his Dom and you specifically told him not to get one . Weee ! WWIII here we come . I have to tell you , I go outside alot , and it's overrated . Those humans are everywhere ! Can't get away from them . They love to start arbritary conversation like , " How are you ? " , " Do you have spare change ? " , " have you seen my underwear ? " > Well , unless you're his Dom and you specifically told him not to get one . Celibate hermits ? The lion ? Of course . Wow . The taliban is using gorillas as soldiers now ? ? That's * seemingly mundane * ? What the heck do * you * do the rest of the day ? I think that's the first NSFW lego I've ever seen For serious ? No wonder people think we're idiots . ATT wouldn't connect u-verse because my old rental house has no ground . anyone ? alone ? Haha I knew exactly where this was from . My friend and I got lost one day and were like I would stare at her boobs while she would solve the problems I would give her . Does that count ? I initially read this as " congressman stabs student " and immediately I you have - 1 .... how ? what ? Does seem a bit dodgy ... I noticed recently while looking at the leaderboards that quite a large number of people have stupidly high killstreaks recorded , well into the 50s and 60s . One guy even had a recorded killstreak of 270 . Is that even possible ? you meant " over , " right ? Nah , he's a sick bastard all the time ; the only spy on reddit servers that scares me more is OhNoRobot . Also , he uses a 360 controller ( yeah , I know , wow , that's in a worse context then when I heard it All I managed to do was Thats fuckin scary He did seem like a tough little guy . You should have heard his roar ! I'm surprised something that loud could come from something so small . which makes it oddly appropriate ... What does that song have to do with Sonic ? : O + O \ _o = : gnash can run hulu videos ? Worse than the depressed waitresses of Bellevue ? You honestly expect every animated gif out there to be a virus ? This is pretty kinky Don't you have a microwave Even Carnie ? ! ? New Game + Australia , what on earth is happening over there ? ! He seemed to get that response quite a bit in his post there . But .. I think I missed it . What made him a douche ? People blogged about this ? That's exacly the reaction I'd expect from a German He recorded TGM in ~ 2 days , no click track . ...... " actual edible meat " ....... actually , alcohol sounds like a good idea too . numbs the bad conscience ... cause it's easy to browse cydia categories So , what are the health risks of this one ? ? .... * they've gone to PLAID * ^ 5 years without an orgasm ? yea ... I have fences .. I just wake up some mornings to see dog poop on a corner of the fence melting in the rain so the window people are celebrity's ? Ibatis in Java is even better / worse when you use Abator to autogenerate a whole bunch of crap . How can you miss someone you never met ? omfg ! WANT I bring my compy with me . Really ? AND Cortana AND Keira Stokes . One of my new heroes mayb u don take 2 much OH ! ! ! NOW IT MAKES SENSE ! ! ! we are our own reward \ \ __ ( So every carry in the game except Ashe is gimmicky ? I feel like you're just making fun of us . Does that mean using linux makes you fat ? That is the strangest combination of music and television , ever . just went tonight , I saw in the seated audience , it was not hot at all Can't you form a shell company and hire her ? Yeah , that's my name . But upon further reflection perhaps I should have put my last initial on there . My boss ' name is Mike too . How did the tree get itself to look like the owl ? wow , that was fast . > Holy fuck balls in my face .  Wow . Wat . Don't feel sorry for me . Are you implying anybody would think it's not normal ? ' > What do you mean ? Are you saying the glorious leader is not a god and we are living and dying at the whim of a mad man ? umm , his PR strategy to get gay people to listen to his music ? lol this sounds familiar .... but our receptionist is on vacation Hey , I know this guy from Gamefaqs . Talked to him a couple times . You have no idea how close you are to being semi-correct probably She still looks hot to me ! Man .. I need a girlfriend . Interested in selling yours ? Imagine screaming in fear as your mineral line gets harassed from behind by Reaper Zealots That's so weird . Hits home with me right now =] Thanks , Emmaleigh ( interesting variant spelling Haha oh wow .... she was joking , right ? A joke .... yes ? The conversations I have with friends are rather strange . The actual fruit ? Never heard of Italians doing that Farm Broccoli Florets that are Heart Disease Her pupils are a touch on the wide side aren't they ? This is the exact expression i try and convey when i use Well that was kind of rude It's not their speeches that's the problem . It's that a news station presents an opinion as " expert " that says that your president should be actively trying to encourage ignorance . Intact ? That's ... what ... how is that possible ? Chick told me she jacks-off her dogs ... This was during dinner , 30 minutes into our first date I wish I could shake the hand of whoever invented the Santa's not real I am going to start a new job soon and needed a supplementary dictionary considering my student days dictionaries were already ten years old . At first I thought of getting an electronic dictionary so I don't need to haul so many books everyday , but they cost at least USD 123 for the lowest end model in my country . That's almost half the price of a netbook I'm planning to buy What chocolate pelicans ? I don't know the defense , I just know that when the headlines splashed I was all deadmau 5 / reddit alien head . Look at the thumbnail . As a veggie of 15 years , this was more disturbing to me because a lot of this shit made sense . Did it ... really happen You're saying that married women don't fap ? i dont understand a word she is saying Yeah , it'll be perfectly normal when I start talking to you about tampons , and whether to buy these shoes or not , or what kind of boy trouble you have Definitely . WTF is that second yellow card for ? ? Being still in a football game ? So this is probably a stupid question , but not enough lube during what exactly ? so they take less than market wages on the condition they get paid more later as pensions and you're rejoicing that they got gypped ? Causing a condition called Paraphimosis ! Which is scary shit . It's fine ; it rests on my wooden window sill I've read up on Ball Lightning , but that Catatumbo lightning looks AWESOME . This is a totally awesome idea . However , I don't recognize the image and I feel i'm missing a good joke . Is it just random and messed up or am I not cool enough today ? My favorite is That synced up pretty well Why did you ever look at the xbox in the first place ? They usually give updates on the other game Did anyone else notice she has no belly button ? [ Editing my post seems to be broken ? ! ? ! Blue screw Why ? The looks on peoples faces were as priceless as the joke .... I thought the same thing , I mean , he totally must be a geek . How is he banging any girls ? Who has family members that actually know enough about Linux to look ? triple post ? Its still believable I am in the exact same boat . I like the fact that you can beat this game with a party of lvl 1 characters ( or maybe not I don't remember exactly I'm not homeless anymore . Is it just my luck , or do other people get carded for buying Haribo Goldbears ? Last time I was in Sainsbury's the clerk had to bypass the " verify person is 25 " screen to sell them to me . Ohhh . At the bottom of that line thingy . How strange . That is not what a stomach should look like is that a pointer ? DUDE BECAUSE MY OLD DOG USED TO BE EMMA THE ENGLISH POINTER Really ? Some Mormons adopted me for a day once . Bought me a liter of water , a bag of apples , a big dish of chicken and black beans ( Miami ) , and a box of cookies . They left when I said I didn't wanna go to their groups . It only gives me the option to change the image , how do I just remove it ? It's not on my blog . Who ? Pretty sure that happens , yo . I always was supprised at the amount of people that didn't know that there was a reactor right there on campus . I got a lot of I think you're wiping wrong As someone who's only seen three episodes so far : I've never even heard of it . Agreed with this . Also , must add : whatever you do don't write anything that sounds like you've put to much effort in . No huge emails or name-dropping stuff you've just read from her profile ... making out on the freeway With an age difference like this , the only thing you'll likely have in common is awkward sex . If that's what you're after ... then by all means ... help yourself . I'm really surprised that reddit voted this comment up . you're not exactly known for rational thought on this sort thing reddit you mean That's badass . Awesome . uhh , what was it ? i opened it then closed it pretty quickly . then read the comment and i'm too scared to go back and check now . I don't get it ... why doesn't adobe just list the plugins needed in a header field in each file and have adobe base load up with nothing ? Then load as needed How old was she ? It isn't ? The name makes this so appropriate ... Which in turn makes the name invalid ... Anyone notice on the right hand side of the picture the eyes : TIL you tip the dealer . Huh ? Yeah I'm in the security field and every time I mention it to people they give me a A heart WTF to both developments . I love COSM . One of my friends went there and said it was too confusing for her . i read this . I agree and try to do my part of walking friends home at night , especially when they're drunk . You're right about New York , I remember one night we came by 6 homeless / crazies on the street and no one else I'm constantly amazed that my cellphone is orders of magnitude more advanced than the computer that got us to the moon . Too bad tobacco + human does nothing , and I was expecting human + field = slavery I've been introduced to a girl at a club who was whispering in my ear , had a hand on my leg and told me " the night is young " I'd managed never to see Weapon of Choice before , but I was thinking of Virtual Insanity the whole time , and watched it right after . Haha , yeah wouldn't we all . There's actually a story behind this picture if anyone is interested I don't get you ! OMG are you growing that out of a Plastic Cup ? ! ? ! Ewwww ... did he shoot him in the head and the guy stay alive for a few seconds ? That's gross and disturbing so much . One of the guys I went to school with had the first name Thor . I have also known * two * men named Zoltan Wow . What a fascinating person . I'm glad they blog so I can read about their life but had close encounter , smoking with friends , all of sudden freinds face goes Yeah and the left got behind Rudd . This server has it Yeah was wondering about that 5.22 . 2010 date Hopefully , Manhattan OMG GET OVER IT . Pretty sure I told you about him though . which office do you like better ? the one you worked at from 07ish - recently or your current one ? the 2007ish - recently one looked cooler imo A company I used to work for had an interview for a DBA position where the first thing out of the guy's mouth was " I'm the laziest DBA you'll ever meed . " " Oh my god \ m / ( I hate leaving the house , and I'm 33 ... God , the Japanese were swarming all over the Dane defense . Yeah , there's a little " Edit " checkbox right after you select your picture . You never noticed ? A long time ago my friend bought the biggest computer screen he could find to play some multi-player first person shooter and tells me " Even though the computer screen is bigger , I don't get any lag when playing over the internet " Me . Name just about anything you can eat and I'll say something like , " You can make it better yourself . " And I will , even if it takes half the day . Seriously ? you're complaining about those ? It really bothers you , that they're fake ? Huh . I'd never made that connection until now . This girl is a friend of my daughter . I recognise the tattoo . Okay , that's totally fine then . When I saw the video I thought it was really silly , but then looking at the title of the post as being a " musical porno " I was like I bought the witcher then was like I promise you . I may never be hungry again . poorer = more free time ? wtf , that's not real is it Don't be so sensitive , I'm definitely being a fag ... heh ... jk ... or AM I ? Someone who knows Linux gets laid ? A few months ago I was driving to the gym listening to a mix on my ipod , and I heard the first half of an LCD Soundsystem song before I walked in . The gym has a muzak / satellite type music channel playing at all times , and as I walked in the last half of the same LCD Soundsystem song was playing No way , my friend had one of those the other day Is that a DOUBLE snark ! ? ! ? Umm .. I don't think they're called " manholes " anymore .. ( Are we expected to still be breathing after this ? Twitter party ? So you guys aren't making random challenges , and instead are making specific team challenges ? That's a good idea . When I was on a team on GB ( very short-lived ; I was the best on the team My face when I saw this : I didn't understand that at all . The sonic screwdriver isn't a lighter . How does it do that ? Both . There were more than a few nailbiters , particularly that one towards the end where the cyclist hits a pedi and cyclist at the same time . Or when everyone replies , " Huh , that's odd ... I dunno lolrofl \ _ I have * never * used it to imply a sort of " fuck you " response Body oil / lotion . I would be dead so I couldn't ask Iceland is cold and they eat whales and sharks there ! it actually looks like there is smoke in the bong When I first saw the acronym MRA I thought it meant " Male Rape Apologist " . hm , on what computer ? cuz i sure want one of those Real freedom of speech protection . Most other first world countries have free-speech-unless-it's-racist-or-mean-or ... I've actually had Japanese exchange students try to explain that they " don't need " freedom of speech If he is Bobby , then who little bobby ? Zero Gravity and a surgery ! Oh jeez The last two can be done with some cronjobs . thats no snake I get UPS ( brown , not eagle ) boxes all the freaking time on Saturday's , whada ' you mean no one delivers then ? " Trucks , ATVs and helicopters . " ? No fucking BOATS for the floodwater passage ? Ballistas can shoot down ? ? ? WHAT MORE IS THE HUMAN LIFE Because Heskey scores all the goals . I am about to begin my first day of medical school on Tuesday i'd appreciate a copy of HL , 2 rocked still playing through the episodes but Damn I saw someone post this on Facebook last night Fucked up IT story time > and this dumb bitch has produced two more Don't know about that one , most religious people I know do not accept these and say I need to open my mind to other possibilities because I'm too entrenched in my beliefs But where are we GOING man ? he's not white ? Its from 2008 This is so far beyond fanboy cosplay . I was already impressed watching him create it , but when he actually inhabits the suit , I was all word for word , what i came here to say Ah , so reddit is a hivemind where different parts believe different things . Almost like it's ... not a hivemind at all After the trailer ended , I just sat there for a few seconds then said , " holy shit . " Thanks now i am going to be paranoid for the rest of the night Wow . It looks amazing for a Source engine game . If I saw this walking down the street , I would be fucking terrified . Now that I think about it , a grunt is the same size as a human . WOW ... I can't believe I fell for that ! Downtown Silver Spring is like , one block of chain stores though . Why would anybody * want * to go there ? I thought they never allowed this kind of thing . i don't remember calling hardware sales aid . holy . living . shit . Jake ? where did I start a war ... or her shit . she's a nasty girl ... it aint gonna be pretty . If I cup the " chin " of the Moto Droid the signal degrades , but doesn't dissapear altogether ... Was just about to post the same sentiment . Required by city regulations ? So you can't ride a bike without a driver's license ? 1 ) If you say something on your application form , make sure it lines up with your resume , please , it looks really bad when I see this and my face does this i was cleaning her house ... so much porn How come so many people speak Chinese , but you never see Chinese people ? ! ? Ah , legitimate children . When your reaction to your friend saying " I'm pregnant " changes from Wow ... like ... how the ... I'm definitely visiting that site . Many of her reasons for wanting to sell it are illogical . No matter where she moves , there will always be neighbors . Even where her trailer is ... There are several houses close by . I learned of this from a reddit thread a few weeks ago and was like She was absolutely BURSTING out of that top . So hot A few years ago I was playing Trivial Pursuit and I got the question they had in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and I was like I'll see your suggestive wink and raise you a I see your 22 .. Wow , that's surprising . I knew I had a lot , but didn't ' know that many . Hyperthermia makes even less sense To be honest , No , I only need one Ah , someone who got the double-joke-thingy ... Btw .. i just found lé linque ... no idea where it's from :D thanks ! Yes it really is a blast . I just woke up and there are many , many emails and so many orangereds .. I'm gonna be typing for a while . I spent yesterday with computer parts all over my bed . ... that was a lot of words . Holy balls i seriously got downvoted ... haha .. OP : are they really bald under those wigs ? Cuz I've heard stories they make their women shave their heads It's available for rent but you have to bring your own generators . The power station has no power . Can't they erect solar panels on top of their reservoirs ? cutting down heating and water evaporation ? I usually remember about halfway through the second application I was curious . I should have stopped at " You " . I regret this . I just got mine today . Awesome deal . I figured that I wasn't going to be using the browser ( browser with e-ink i just watched that today I don't personally like it either , but I do admit it throws me through one hell of an extra loop when my newly-just-figured-out-how-to-text-message-finally , technologically impaired mom sends me a text message with a " lol " at the end of it . The fuck ? ... My point exactly . Sure , the name will help you find the departments easier , but how many buildings does the average student go in a week anyway ? I mean , as a science student , for my major , I've only ever gone in 08 and 09 and for some reason my FYE class back then was in 79 There are people that say porsch-ay ? Yea , this one definitely comes up a lot in conversations . Thanks for your judgement ... the problem with Symphony is that it's not Office I imagine that would make the condition worse once they leave treatment So we've been misspelling his name this whole time ? Who'd have thought it was actually Ghanandorf What just happened ? Shit , I really should start giving blood , I'm type O negative , and not afraid of needles , but the ones they use for taking blood happen to make me wiw you Americans get something good on Canada Day , when here in Ontario we just got a huge tax increase called the HST , tax just went from 5 % to 13 % yesterday ... I was all I didn't watch it . Does he kill himself or get out of it at the last second ? ROTFLMAO . I guess I'm racist ... Well , there's about 3000 subscribers here , so it would cost us 7000 dollars each . All . The . Time . I have no idea what you are talking about Three valid methods of navigating tabs in Firefox . Clearly . Seriously . I read the title and thought , " my god what did this guy take . " Then I saw it was just regular ol ' mushrooms and was about to call bullshit ... until I saw the dosage . LOOK HARDER ! I'll let my username speak for itself . I created the handle back when I bought Quake 2 . .. can't wait to get off work funnily enough , a * debil * means retard in my language I see what you guys did here I'm just compiling other peoples work Man , women really over-think blowjobs I don't see any milk in the German picture jesus , how can you even think with your head stuck * that far * up your ass ? I had no clue whatsoever what was going on , some kinda techno dance show I assumed I know it happens , but sometimes I feel like George in * Alien Nation * - I see these demonstrations where someone takes a condom and pulls it all the way down a broom stick . Then someone else says " My condom broke " and I'm all like That's really There's a correct answer to that question ? OMG I CAN TOTALLY TELL . LouF is Stephen Colbert ? lol he has a nice " oh shit you caught me " face or Lady : want sheet music TIL funambulism is another word for tightrope-walking I don't know , but I'm sure we'll find a way My name is Lucas Christopher Allen i think 36 AA batteries alone are 15 bucks , good deal on the batteries at least We are glad ( ? ) to know you have the eye on the spot . This picture is so fucking cool That's OK , if he gets hurt we always still have Gomez ! You are so cool . Sucks about the cap , but seriously , Steam is sucking my wallet dry . I honestly think my doctor would be annoyed and tell me to STFU if I asked him to micromanage my nutrition . Wow ! People pay for Windows ? NOWAI . MY TOWN IS SMALL . EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE . does the above apply to andy kaufman ? I will respectfully take 11 instead , as you have ALREADY said 84 DO NOT WANT It's ok , I was born that way too . Wow . New movie : Redditor hunts down other redditor for bad summation . So , how many of you are overwieght ? ? I remember reading something about how Norinco AKs ' front sight was off to the left ... maybe it's just something about the Chinese ? This has been said a few times now .. what exactly does " be safe " mean ? HOLY FUCK DUDE * * i choked on tea trying to prevent it coming out my nose Holy . Motherfuckin . Shit . I've actually never seen this mentality regarding guns on here . Does this occur in some big non-default-added subreddit ? Are you trying to say i'm jealous ? It looks like her medipak is plugged into the wall Well I understand this , I just don't understand why everyone feels they need to say " be safe ! " I thought being safe was kind of a given these days ? That or just a specific background image with the borders drawn in , keeping the icons arranged to the background . It would look the same and cost no extra cpu processes .. I did 9/11 ? ! Oh cock ! Yeah , I don't see a problem with letting that company put software on my phone . Dudes , ghosts are invisible . It's right fucking there Same here and I fucking live in Evanston ... Woah , I thought everyone who said they've had a female deliver pizza / whatever was a liar The electric violin seems to be a bit lost this girl has a couple amateur pov bj vids and nude vids floating out on the web . I have some , but buried in my 700GB of porn ..... I once dated a Chinese-American girl for nearly a year ; to avoid the inevitable shitstorm that would follow , she never introduced me to her parents or even told them I was white I think the biggest question is , why your 7 yr old was on the porn site to begin with wait .. that looks more like a tampon Agreed haha ... but wait , you don't * actually * have a radio in your car Ya , I don't understand that . The only swing I saw him take was the final blow . But there was his guts flying out when he was underneath him , what happened there ? AH ! MAKE IT STOP ! ! [ 6 ] I have a bong that looks exactly like that . Ads ? Where did you go to school that you had those facilities ? Loop length * and * width ? Great list . The only thing I would add is _Anarchy , State , and Utopia _ , by Nozick . Bonus points for reading it at the same time as Rwals ' _A Theory Of Justice _ , to which it is a response . They are at two didactically opposed points on the political spectrum , and were accurately professors at Harvard at the same time . I can only imagine what it would be like to be a student there during those times I hope you got a scholarship . Not your money , they stole it from you fair and square I meant the animal ... is it true that they masturbate in your hand to bond with you ? O_o I'm seriously considering to learn this for my theatre admission exam you have issues I can just imagine some obsessed teenage girl going through all this trouble for a boy .... Avast alerted me that something malicious was blocked from this site ... ehh ... be careful ? well it WAS for a DUI but at a retarded rate of . 05 I'll try ! ! £ 4.15 for 37 hours work ... that's soul destroying , and de-motivating when you put it like that . The Hebrew Hammer was absolutely unbearable . I usually giggle at least a little at " funny " movies , but the whole movie I was just yeah , i can never get those reddit search jokes when i've been using it for quite a while now Thanks , I'll have a look at those . Orange in the UK seems to think the phone doesn't support internet The way things are going , I just might have to . Wait ... I'm from Lansing ... Are there two scrawny crackheads named 4play , or does he just have a really wide range ? People can ride without eye protection ? You are just now figuring this out ? I feel retarded for not seeing how you did this . Mind you , it's getting late and I've been drinking . I don't think you'd go through the effort of ' shopping your laptop screen . Plus you did this really quickly . Haha nothing is inherently wrong with the Wii ... for fuck's sake , even my mom has one Oh wait , sc2 is up ? It's back you live right across the street from me . in the second photo you can see my windows . You know , robbery just has an extremely poor risk / reward ratio . 1500 for one robbery , get caught on the second , and you spent 37 months in jail . You could've made several times that working at McDonald's for 37 months . Plus you could've spent a lot more time in there . sounds scary Oh my god Though when it first came out I was like What are you refering to when you talk about 02 ? ? the methane bubble bursting ? ? Maybe it will burst due to up to 1 trillion tons of sea is above it ... and then you have a possibly 20 mile wide methane bubble under all that pressure What did you use _before_ vim ? It's hypnotic ... Beautiful eyes Even if you could engineer it to work like that , I just cant think of ANY possible advantage this might have over the old one-barreled design . 12:03 am , Wellington New Zealand And they " fall apart " on you ? You use it in public ? > I don't know if I'd hold it in my hand .... Burn it with flames ! Wait ...... Maybe Cavinu and TheAmerikkkanner are the same person and he is questioning himself . That is creepy ! I'm expecting Jack Nicholson to break through my door with a axe now ! Korean BBQ ? .... its a grocery store Well , don't you get excited ? Floating sentry guns . Shit dude . That almost happened to me . I was fearing for my LIFE ! Er , no . Not quite . It's a good kind of pain . I ended up craving it I read manga 200-500 over the last 4 days = information overload . And now this ... he's probably hinting at something that further explains the Itachi / Sasuke thing and maybe even where the other half of the Kyuubi is I thought that was some sort of static coming from my speakers Lol , one of the results on that page is of a girl with a TRIPLE ASS . Dude , talib came to my town and filled in for the most random show ever . He was opening for some guy that I hadn't seen before but recognized the name … I was like Sad thing is , I've never been as happy as she is there ... And I live a happy life Huh , never really noticed that before . Er , I didn't have my friend code , and wasn't removed . Player MrDomino . Okay . [ ] ( / ok ) But I will have to do that in the privacy and safety of my own home , since it's borderline blasphemous ! ;) I didn't get the Dirty Ho pun until just now . I recognise that face ... They have a parody of Lady Gaga's " Telephone " with their own crazy lyrics Really ? When me and my bf lived together he was footing everything as well and we didn't have a problem . He'd get stressed over his debt and I get upset that he'd never let me contribute but it was never a major issue middle of the picture or middle of the trio ? if the latter , Ok , now that's an interesting reply . You mean , shouldn't they be able to do the things that we haven't yet taught them to do ? Shouldn't they be able to think like adults who've had years of exposure to societal constructs ? Shouldn't they be brainwashed like we are ? You mean , shouldn't they be able to do the things that we haven't yet taught them to do ? Shouldn't they be able to think like adults who've had years of exposure to societal constructs ? Shouldn't they be brainwashed like we are ? In good way or a bad way ? I knew there had been some threads about this , but reddit search was not co-operating . What black magic did you use ? One wonders why he doesn't release a record this way ... BLeragh ! This is why we must always accompany the date-reading test with the sniff test . wait .. so would the sex scene count as a depiction of underage porn and get banned ? You need to get your emotions seen to by a doctor .. I've just seen Jewel Staite naked WHAT COOL LITTLE PICTURE ? ! ? ! ? ! ! so what were the white girls doin there ? Omigod , omigod , omigod , I tink I saw it , I tink I saw it I once had a Korean roommate . I was cleaning out my closet one day , and pulled out my box of condoms . He took one , and with a Don't make me securitize and sell your family into slavery Hey this isn't gonna work out , we have different values and you're crazy but ... do you know any girls like you without the issues ? ? ? Socrates was born in Mecca ? That is seriously weird . We should take a tally of how many redditettes are experiencing shark week right now to see if we've somehow synched our cycles due to too much time spend on reddit . what competition servers have you joined that banned the awp ? Philadelphians are a bunch of fucking assholes is whats what . I was there last year asking for a quarter at the train stop cause I didn't have enough . Some degenerate retard overheard me asking a couple for a quarter and he called me a " homeless spic who should go back to Mexico " and then he spat at me . I'm an Arab Jew Cartoon voice actors never cease to amaze me You got married in flip flops ? I was just listening to this earlier today . Live in Cleveland , but moving to Louisville KY in a week for a job Did our grand parents have sex like this ? ! Blue waffle context ? reason ? how do we know you're not actually stalking yourself ? Then how did you get here . their parents should of taught them evolutionary ( human ) psychology Wow . Someone else uses godspeed . I thought I was the only one I think I had 90 hours in one playthrough I do not , but I think that's because of my experience of trying to play Diablo when I was a wee lad . I associate cathedrals with scary monsters that wield giant butcher's knifes and reside in rooms full of impaled humans . Yes , I also think less of people who do not share my value system and makes different life choices than I do I slept in 3 different places last night , AND WHO'S GUNNA STOP ME ? I'm not sure why some of you are downvoting What does that make us ? The difference between / all and my reddit view is night and day . I think the median subscriber count for all reddits I follow normally is on the order of 2-3000 . It's the 20,000+ reddits that get ... or it was a legitimate gift that was made in china and went horribly horribly wrong So like , Glenn Beck but hundreds of them ... ? nice try pedobear , nice try .. Your engineers build teleporters ? ! ? There is no limit to the depth of stupidity in america apparently You realize I'm not the same person you originally responded to , right ? What the frak is this but is a gay closet atheist more likely to exist than an atheist closet gay ? im not actually sure I saw this for the first time in a high school history class my junior year . I was all that doesn't even make sense Wow nice ... Are there any catches ? Would playing WoW on a private server give me a taste of what WoW retail really is ? ..... I misread what you said . And there is no edited star . It's actually well worth watching Part 2 as well , the younger kids . The attitude of the skinny mum is No matter how hard I try , I cannot see the man on fire Hmm ... I'd go with a part bakery , tea room , and coffee house . I know there's a lot of those around , but I'd love to get into those . I adore baking and would love to learn more - - get into it professionally . I think otherwise I'd love to either run a bed & breakfast or a winery . Or maybe a mix of all of them . That's hardly the same . Gaining weight is letting yourself go . Unless it's done on purpose for the sake of ' I think it looks good and it is more convenient than weighing 30 or 40 pounds less ' . In which case you were either too skinny to begin with , or have some deeper issues . Or maybe a fat fetish ... I am unfamiliar with this .. ? I love how my upvote brought you back to zero points .. What happened to the guy who wants to buy reddit ? LOL .. Holy fuck , is that ominous green light actually a cyborg pilot ? I don't see a human in the driver's seat come to think of it ... what's the difference exactly ? Holy shit ! Holy shit ! you're supposed to use a bottle opener Dorfs on the big screen ..... no , thankfully =] unless the white powder inside the blacklight has effects I don't know about ... yet I love how the Swiss let Jews be rounded up in Switzerland during WWII , but then 70 years later won't let the US extradite a known sex offender . Woah , wait how do you make it show how many upvotes / downvotes ? It seems no matter how clean you want your workspace , wires are always going to show up You can still do that ? When someone says what ? and then answers your question . Doesn't work that great on my motorcycle so , I should just buy a ps3 and no games ? Hahaha ! That is SO funny , I came here to ask if that was him . Apparently worse then childbirth .. Why downboat ? Are you not entertained ? Agreed , except I don't have netflix I've seen poorly geared and borderline retarded pugs get past saurfang . What kind of guild are you in ? Are you saying black people shouldn't exist ? I come here before I go to work to enlighten myself with a good video . Instead you give me something that will haunt me for the rest of the day . ( There's a * * * script * * * ? ! Wow , I thought they just made shit up as the scene was running Freedom From Religion Foundation defending Religions = * logical thinking * We've been getting that a lot for some reason She isn't unfuckable at all zomg ! that look ! I'd be afraid of kniving friends more than conniving ones Seriously ? Cheating ? looks pretty good but why is it yellow I cannot upvote this enough Nightmare fuel I wanna play with baby lions too ! too long .. but did somehow read . I once met Terry Pratchett , almost twenty years ago ( Cretaceous Period ! CLEVER GIRL DUDE ... Of course it's all your fault . I rescued a bear from a tree .. and stared down a cat At 16 ? Have you talked to a 16 year old lately ? Just how long are you I'm pretty sure that was one of the US ' missile tests . I live a few miles away from a military base and I saw a somewhat similar sight a couple of years ago . At least I think what I saw was a missile test Someone changed it Que coño ? but like , a doctor diagnosed it as migraines . They've never had a woman priest . But that's only * just as * evil as something they've done systematically for centuries ? holy shit his comment karma's positive now Where do you live ? My ISP has proper routing and I don't live on an island in the middle of nowhere , so I can download updates from most mirrors at full speed ( 20 mbit ) The best impersonation of Twins ? I thought this was about Beck the musician . I went Funny with me it's the opposite , some people seem to believe that my bf is my dad That is what made me go What server are you on My girlfriend and me invited Reddit to come to our new place last week . It probably got flagged as spam because only one person rsvped . Pic not related ... How can they disallow pictures taken on a public street ? the fuck FTA : " Then we had September 11th , then we did have two wars — both of which I ’ ve supported . . . " So what , it's just a bottle of 7UP under the picture of Yod .. oh ... Oh Jesus , I didn't even look at that before I posted it . Multiple sex partners ? and its free . why the anechoic chamber for RF ? can I buy those iThumb upgrades for my phone ? What the fuck . You would go down on a girl after you finish in her ? so .... planes count as WMD's now ? umm ... how do I get in touch with her ? Why not just crop around her instead of putting boxes over every other face and name So are you posting this question and self response so that other people can find it ? I'm confused Guerilla marketing from the Iron age discovered ? Robert Yates actually murdered my mother's boyfriend's ex old lady . She was buried by Yate's bedroom window . It's very strange to think about sometimes I didn't even know that there was a YLoD Played a few games , had to reinstall Windows . I've been keeping my hard drive too full to fit it since . At first i was like to * stretch * it ? ? Hoffa moved to my town ( Pahrump ) ? No wonder we're the most corrupt county in the state does glenn beck know that bush was using it as toilet paper ? I just bought some sunglasses for $ 6 . I'm sure they are pretty cheapy , but hey , at least there will be a bit more protection + 5 cool points while im biking . And it was only $ 6 with free shipping i watched it with my best friend and we were going fun fact : i wrote " You must construct additional pylons " on a large piece of paper on my PC desk wall when I started playing league games . I wouldn't necessarily advise you to do the same , but things like that help . Same thing with using minerals . Personally I used to have a ton of minerals laying around ( sometimes over 3000 or so Hooooly crap Whos laughing at the end ? TV ? They still exist ? In order : =\ =| =/ ..... = O I apparently write like Dan Brown half of the time , and Cory Doctorow the other half . That ASCII diagram makes no sense . For one , the OP is talking about being on top and you have an arrow going to the left Holy spoilt , no way you can afford and insure one at 18 ? That's ridiculous Whoa ! Looks like your eye is about to jump right out of your face ( You're making me laugh so hard that I'm actually gonna upvote you life here ... began out there .. in the real world that's a pug right ? how are they in the fun department ? can they play fetch ? Try shaving in the shower .. i get massive razor burn if i shave after / before a shower .. but while in i can shave without shaving cream , without soap or shampoo on my face in order to give it a smoother feeling .. I want your babies Is that you , Goggles ? I had no idea they even existed until I was talking to my brother-in-law about it . I thought he was a church counsellor and just worked at the high school . When he told me what he actually does I went I don't want hair on my chest ! shouldn't you be hiding instead of doing sociable things like waving ... to people ? ... La Roux is notorious ? Abraham is staring through my soul . I thought it was a Lotus myself but that plate made me look closer at the car .... oh man i have a couple of friends that go there ! they might have had here WTF ! Your serious ? magical properties this article and the subreddit's customized logo are a bit much You can smell it ? Yeah , that website didn't terrify me at ALL . wait , what ? how did you do that ? and i shall call you ... " fetus dolls " --> I had a bus like that . People would throw food and some crazy Asian chick came on once , printed herself some tickets and told everyone on the bus to not tell the driver or she would kill them . Which I'm sure she would've done :/ but I digress , my dad does security , which is like being retired since you don't actually do anything . Some guy at his work was doing his PhD and got all his reading done while on the job I can't find it on youtube but there's this SNL video of this chick who goes to a drug rehabilitation place and just tries to one up everyone in the room . I didn't know it could be real One of the pillows I have on my bed right now I have had since I was like 8 . I'm 21 now Whoa , where in MD are you ? My 2 bed apartment in MD has no roaches or drug dealers and it's $ 1k / mo . Wait , what ? Jewish people don't use Linux ? Just like you brought up the fact that you're shooting blanks ? Picking little bumps on my arms till they're big red lumps . Why your family uses Internet Explorer My mom once got into an argument with me and suddenly was like " YOUR FAACEEE ! ! ! " You mean , a french fry * isn't * a vegetable ? ? Is there an off brand that doesn't cost $ 160 what if they stole your face basher ? Why is that ? Holy shit . I still remember when she was a teenage witch . You're right . My job is a lot hard . I work in the Canadian cell phone industry . * In sales no less * . name so i can rail ? yes it sucks What is this meme ? Is it funny ? Sheeple are stoopid IT WAS LESS THAN A WEEK AGO ! @ ! ! ! $ # @ ! you do not work at the SGC and you did not go on missions through the stargate I have an Uncle Dan Anything except two lines at first I was like Is it just me .. or does the shoes on the right have eyes , and these really freaky gaping mouths ? My ex-husband's cousin named her children Luke , Skye and Walker . When given the Why can't people just slow down by themselves ? You mean they * don't * ? I visited there two Januaries ago when my father got married for the second time in his life ( he turned 61 that year . Cool cool . Did you use your Waterloo account as your Reddit name ? Wow . That movie .... The shit they can get away with in PG - 13 movies those solutions sound dangerously like class warfare citizen Are you serious Going through Uptown is my main concern ... I've had mostly good experiences on the El . It's just uncomfortable when middle aged men stare at you for minutes at a time . lol troll ? Didn't it win best picture or something ? The guy was joking about DPS right ? I'm still confused .. You realise 4-4- 2 is a outdated formation for top teams ? Also Donovan as a MC ... I think you mixed that up or something ? That is ... uh , quite a bit of blood . I live right next to that Stews you know physics and you were thinking that plants have been secretly conducting fusion under everyone's noses all this time ? New thought : Every post in / r / worldnews can be followed up with a comment , " Is this true ? ! Still shouldn't be a 7 month wait At first I was like " meh " but then I started to zoom out ... It got frontpage of the newspaper today too Wait , one of the anti-gay protesters said that ? I thought they were talking * about * the protesters So ... wait ... the hard-on fairy isn't real ? EVE ... Well , yes and no . I met my hook by delivering a pizza to him 2 weeks with it on his head ? How did he eat Until further notice , you are my hero . I had vertical sync and windowed mode checked . Turned them off and my fps went up to 100 Did anybody else notice " Yes , but it gives me some cred in the fact that I know how muscles work . Yeah , I don't buy this at all . Definitely need a DNA test to prove it . That's rare for a baby to come out like that even if one of the parents is white much less both black . That's unheard of . ... till now .. Orange County ? Why would you do that to yourself ? Thoughtful , but a bit creepy Well that takes care of the stick shift getting in the way when you have a girl in the car .... At first I was like :| then I was like Does the whole movie take place within a coffin ? RooR is personally my favorite glass . R136a1 just has a bigger mass than canis majoris , it says that in the canis majoris article , its still the biggest in size i think ... my tongue won't go back in my mouth ... gack ... why did you have to put it into words ... I mean ... more descriptive words . wow , now imagine how bad south africa's railway system is if I thought the brits ' system was a fracking awesome I had to check twice to confirm that I'm not on shittyadvice ... Look three seats behind you i'm in my 20s and I still enjoy watching iCarly .. and spongebob .. hell I watch hey arnold on netflix ... I'm almost done with season 2 Is this a photo of your computer screen ? I read the last two words as bloody dick . Wow , very ... It's not cool to insult people . Or me . Hey , thanks for the ideas . I'm the daddy of the pup . Her name is Wheezy . I did take her to the vet and she might have Giardia . She basically has a huge bacterial imbalance . They gave us Amoxicillin and Metronidazole . I thought of the boiled chicken and rice meal before I remembered the Wife posted on here . I didn't know they could eat raw meat . Cutest circlejerk ever . are atoms and electrons , like , a miniature solar system ? ! everyone is liek Is our solar system just electrons and a nucleus ? ! If that's so , then I can forget all my negativity about what happened , and instead all that would be replaced by this face - You weren't aware of the concept of " stereo " ? That's why you pretend you're a guy and that your mic is broken . Jesus . I always go Holy crap . 10 minute plank ? Australia & New Zealand are now considered a part of Asia ? ? ? Dude .. he's been speaking Cantonese this whole time ! Invading your personal subreddit But who's to say that you wouldn't have solved it on the first try if you weren't drinking ? I watched an episode of that the other day and my face looked like I threw up a little in my mouth . Holy shit . I live in Columbia MO . That's near my junior high school . I'm sorry , are you agreeing with me or disagreeing ? ... with a 12 - string , no less . Me ? 80 + is / was an A here in Ontario Um , same here . MANLY . TEARS . How old is he ? Dudes , how high are you all right now ? I'm so glad I avoided the games industry ... You can make Pancakes , In the Microwave that thing is so weird ... They got the sound of 17 year old girls right . What kind of a redneck hick site has a layout like that ? I have never heard of the drivers refered to as pilots Wow , there was a black guy in that line . And no Asians . A bit smaller than the first - but my frames fairly small , so it tends to " sit " high . Yeah , just the really bad jokes and looks of distaste - done badly . I see in infrared with my right eye and my left eye visualizes the ambient audio of the scene . Anyone have anything like that going on ? Wow , Breitbart looks like a pedophile . Picture looks exactly like me . I'm surprised you even have lakes with temperatures reaching boiling point They ... don't open the box before refunding ? Am I the only one that doesn't think they look alike at all ? Oregon wins . Go away . Don't move here . Theres nothing to see . Whoa , I semi-remember hearing about this , but never really looked into it . My mind is kinda getting blown right now . Its supposed to be 500 times bigger then the " real " internet ? ? ? That sounds like a soap opera .. they have storylines that date back atleast 15 years Wow , there's 10 teaspoons of sugar in a coke . Damn , what game were you playing ? I just dreamed that I saw Inception , that didn't clear anything up at all ... Damn ! They sound EXACTLY like that . The dude in the middle is like O_O while everyone else is like . _ . and the guy at the back is just like The only thing I can think of was recently when I walked in to the aisle of a little supermarket and the only other person there was a man and he accidentally knocked the long plastic bar the prices are attached to off the front of the shelf and looked around with a kind of Never store your data in a Sony Aibo Mozilla's naming scheme always drives me nuts . First they come up with the * Awesome Bar * and now it's * Tab Candy * ? Are you being serious ? I can't tell No , I have never had a toy . We'll probably discuss this since Reddit seems so gung ho about a toy . Seriously . Imagine how I felt when he told his mother about our drunken sex romp the morning after it happened =\ He was all , " My Mom is my best friend . I tell her everything . " You have lovely ... kitchen utensils .... What the It was so fun Well , I have asked him what the fuck . The little snippets of information I posted about are from when I asked him wtf is going on with him . I told him that if he wasn't interested in me / casual bullshit , just let me know so I can deal with that . Naturally , his response is then to tell me that he IS , in fact , interested . I've never seen any of these commercials ... Looks like there are two deer in that hood . I work at a hospital , so this is probably a bad idea . ... switch it to their right hand before eating the fork or the food ? Damn bro , that's awful , my condolences ... but I just have to ask something ... are you using a white lighter ? This is PRECISELY the kind of bad luck a white lighter is supposed to bring I suppose it is Indeed . Watching finals right now , I'm rather surprisingly becoming a huge fan of Idra Then why'd you choose a man who's always wrong ? That's a paradox unless you never argue . It's .... beautiful ... I always thought Mesa was the reference implementation . it's a sleeping process running in the background waiting ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND OMG CORGIS I just imagined someone putting their cat in there and walking it around the neighbourhood . Since when is 33C comfortable That is truly awesome . The only thing I'm wondering is ... why is the doctor holding a vuvuzela in one of the pictures ? They have stores only for lego ? you're irish and you don't know how to scam the catholic church ? That was ... there's no way that was 8 months ago . We had dinner with his mom at a restaurant ... wtf is morally compatible ? Next thing you know ... browsers will get bail outs and voting rights too ... oh the moral shame of it all But aren't you karmanaut . Are you referring to yourself in the third person wtf is up with the interviewers eyes So because A nut-bag and a six year old can't understand it , it can't possibly be true . An ad over this vid tries to sell me Elephant Dung Collector I just noticed your name and now I am suspsicious This is why you tear the edge off instead of opening the top Sublime has a new singer ? I kept thinking " this song sucks , " and then I realized my speakers weren't on at all [ 4 ] i've heard this story before production values were worse than avatar TBH . The background music didn't sound as full . Or maybe that's just how indian musicals are ? Cesc would have done quite fine in the Barcelona youth system , just like Iniesta , Xavi , Messi and Bojan . PS - When did / r / soccer start downvoting so much ? Pedobear with a predator face = scary . why don't snipers leave fake scopes in the bushes near their location to confuse the enemy ? More on how to go about this please ? This past weekend I overdrafted twice Your eyes look like marbles . I thought they were talking about if the egg formed first or the embryo formed first . not if the chicken came before the egg or vice versa Her hormones might be playing havoc with her right now . Personally , if I'm on certain kinds of birth control , the particular mix of hormones tends to give me a screaming case of the baby-crazies . Like , " If I don't get a goddamn baby right fucking now , I will physically attack someone ! " and then carrying around a folded-up blanket until I calm down I couldn't even finish it . Holy SHIT those eyes are amazing could we make it like inception ..... a holodeck INSIDE a holodeck Yeah it even look like pretty bad props to me " ex girlfiend " 24 . omg . But ... it saves the 2 , you can actually go and edit the comment later and it's still there . Yeah , there's a few that my girlfriend wanted to play , and few that I got as a part of pack . But that's less than I thought . Actually , counting by hand the games , I got only about 70 , but Steam says that I have 93 . the strangest ones are the people lying about in the sand in a full suit I did not expect anybody else to notice that . The girls just let you do it ? the downvotes are comin from them I thought that this video was some kind of joke ... I don't think RMS is especially known for his professionalism I love the brush strokes and the colours of that painting . wait ... you just described me Wow . I didn't see that coming . so we don't know how magnetic fields work ? Wtf it might be because im tall but i find cross trainers to be hard on the knees The weird thing this is actually true . I've read about people seeing him in his house and he was wearing the damn same outfit he wears everywhere else I read that as ' totally sober ' . [ I still don't get it . Was he trying the get StarCraft or something His eyes are all like > The bus I take home at night , the driver actually gives his number out to the women folk and they call and have him wait for them at the stops if they're running a minute or two late and is then quite prone to bypassing people he's seen take the same bus for years if I don't flag him down What the fuck ? I am confuse Actually , I'm happy I don't live there because of how easy it is for any rando to get a gun and be having it around . REBIEB sounds suspiciously like " Revive " . Actually I typed in caps subconsciously . i find those vending machines everywhere . What if , the earths crust was actually a giant microchip like this , and then ants made it how it is today I wish my rape had been this funny There's a marijuana section AND a trees section ? If everyone had that rule no one would date The Pokemon Musical minigame looks really silly . But I want to play it . we're already here … but what if it wasn't ? don't know why theres the down-votes on yah mate Was she vibrating her ass like that , or was it the bull ? THEN WHO WAS THE CAMERA U killed my boner You remind me of my bf A lot of people think I'm smart ... So what exactly happens when a round finishes , and the next round is starting what does one use to decrypt this ? well you can't have the execution if you replace the mode of execution with bleacher seats I want to plug one of those V8 sound emulators into the cig lighter and see what happens maybe she's chinese What if I don't like lettuce and tomatoes on my burger ? Maybe you can do me a favor ... My god , I just watched a clip of that today , and I hadn't even thought of the movie since I watched it in 9th grade . Low income meaning less than $ 60 - $ 75K per year . I currently look like this : * * That's both sad and creepy I will burn your eyes only if it's built out of bulletproof carbon fiber Whats the thing on the right ? How can this have 0 points ? That's ok , my Canadian postal code isn't located in Canada either . lol i thought this was r / trees .... whoooooooooaaaaaa Im pretty confident it could handle overclocking and dual carding , just as long as he didnt throw in dual 480s I know " I want to bite your hovercraft " in sign language . wish I could sing like that My question is , what was the one other tab that was blocked out ? Who told you about the Persian Jews ! ! ! This game has portals ? Looks like people read headlines of the posts only ! i thought they were the same outside of religion or somethin ? Fair enough , I used both up until the world cup , aand then completely forgot about them ... In _my_ old days that would have been a goatse and I would have been gouging my eyes . Those eyes .. Those eyes ... I can orgasm for centuries with those eyes staring down at me .. You are a goddess , girl and he sure is lucky to have you . The enthusiasm in your eyes ... it was an after thought and rather than mar my original post with an asterisk I posted again ... I'd say to her the same thing I've said to my sister . Those aren't earrings , they are ornaments . You hang those from xmas trees . You set those on fire and train small animals to jump through them . You don't wear them ... half You are one of the most , if not the most beautiful redhead I've seen . wow . And your other set Ratings have been disabled as well . I thought it was a cicada with a fetish for necrophilia When I was three years old my favorite song was " Sweet Cherry Pie " by Warrant . Then I heard it again when I was 14 and went Oh man I hated practice records ... who said this ? Well at first I was like " lol , these people think thier going to be cured by wearing a jacket . " , and then I was like Yes , still running XP on my HTPC , don't use windows media center crap so no point in upgrading at all . Running XP on my bootcamp partition too , since Windows 7 needs like 20GB for just the OS No no no , left handed people are considered evil because LEFT HANDED PEOPLE ARE EVIL ................. Wait what ? Avacado on your omelet ? Wow . My stepfather appears to have 10 unclaimed items . One is worth $ 87 It's also something I can't freakin resist and almost have to play . Like Reddit needs to provide MORE distractions . Yep , exactly what I just said , i think Yes . Graduate level probability is more analysis-based and deals with complex math such as measure theory and set theoretics . There's none of that on the 1 / P Exam Who's the better neighbor , norway or finland ? How about neon tubes with all the electrical plugs on one end so that you can light it up in your throat ? I heard that was possible , but seems more dangerous if it shatters and then you get thousands of glass shards in your throat and bleed to death after getting mercury poisoning and electrocuted . I actually played Yugioh when it came out . Interesting . Where have you been all my life , I am the same way and take shit for it all the time . too long . didnt read . It's funny you mentioned 600cc . When I asked a coworker who was a Harley rider what was the lowest cc bike he would take on the highway , he said 600cc . what's her porn star name ? What part of Yorkshire , I've never heard that one before This is unbelievable There are times when my dick feels like it's going to explode ... I didn't even know he's a republican ! Mother of God ... * please * tell me there are more Mirror Master ? ? But the vending machine is the one that does it out of hunger Your second option sounds some what ideal to me . My only question is , when I buy a new CD and put it on my iPod , will I have problems keeping my old music in the ACC format . I just don't understand why iTunes has to be such a troublesome program to work with If you're a straight male , I'd totally date you That too ! I'm pretty sure you can float at least facedown ( unless you're one of those people that can't hold their breath underwater But they make no sense without the context .. I have never in my life heard of someone being offended by ' piss ' . what do you do to make that kind of change and still remain mobile ? Erasers are aliens ? Give me the IP . Is that Sandra Bullock in the middle ? That photos start to get creepy after a while , like he's some kind of photobombing phantom ! [ scarredforlife ] ( / r / scarredforlife / " I just discovered reddit Gone Wild . I think he's holding her leg and her other leg is still clinging to the balcony ... that granny must have been a gymnast Whoa hey , I read this comment because I was friending you from your 69 thread , and a very similar thing happened with my parents when I was a kid ... I swear I think she just said " ad hominid " twice . hahah like any of that could be better written ! That would be an instant viral hit Yea , I know . I was just talking with my friend about how weird I feel commenting on " how it used to be " when I'm not even a year old yet . But a lot has changed in these 9 months ( especially since Colbert mentioned us ) . I'm afraid we may have even gained some youtubers ! They were actually convinced into really believing that sort of thing ? I mean the ones that weren't bigots who would have wanted to stop gay marriage anyways ? Wat ! ? ? ! And I can't help anyone who has a problem installing Windows Reddit hates pigs but loves bacon ... Is dustbins the same as trashcans ? theme of the day for me was losing flip after flip after flip Holy Hell TL ;D R I read the whole thing She's 40 years old and still ' effin hot . What gives ? It takes a secure , manly man to feel comfortable taking ' Glamor Shots ' I read this in college because of a girl I was crushing on , I didn't like it .. and I started to question her taste did you hear this from her doctor or is this what she said her doctor said ? This isn't art and neither are video games ! What about mac spoofing ? You know how long it took before I realised those were actually the words . In the beginning I just thought it was just scat ( Jazz style scat , you filthy bastards ) . And then I saw it was by will.i.am and was like Whenever I wake up and sit up for the first time , my legs pop back in to my hips .... Roles ? To say the least ( lag in solo ? Why do I like this ? I like how if you get a friends notification you're disqualified btw if ican does not accept i will Lol how the fuck can people get hooked up so easily What do you mean that was fun lol . Can you get high from a patch ? And you liked zen cart ? ? heck why not turn the whole gulf stream into a giant Magneto Hydrodynamic generator ? What ? Put those frownies back in the oven ! ! How tall are you yeah ... pretty scary-accurate description Or a dog I'm on ( 1 ) link karma then but my link upvotes total 5 and 8 more self . x upvotes ( actually 7 now , my 2 week old post on FTTP just got a downmod That sounds hilariously good fun ! Man ? Woman ? I ask for the mcmangle burger and immediately get asked to leave Truthfully , I was a little disappointed you never had a comeback for * * What ? This is NSFW ... or safe for people who don't want to see people licking each others " naught areas " ) ( ◄ - - you know .... like the stomach and such ) Megan Fox was black in 7th grade ? Black Widow of La Porte Similar happened to me when I was 16 . I wanted to sleep over my buddies house because there was going to be a massive drinking party . My friends calls my Dad acting as if he was my friends father and when dad asks him , * ' Ok , no problem he can stay over . By the way , when does your father get home ? ' * * ' Oh at around 11pm . ' * how big is your fucking shower ? and why is the shampoo not IN the shower ? I thought all the golden wrenches were destroyed when the update was released , were they not ? ... They still do those ? Good god ... I thought every seventh breath I took made a blue book on my book shelf turn into a cat ... Holy shit . I agree with Glenn Beck on something for the first time in my life . Maybe he saw all the resin on the bottom of your lighter from when you pack your bowl down My pupils are different sizes all the time He actually does . are those things real ? ? ? rednecks ... are stupid ... I don't see anything dude , how drunk are you right now ? I know I am This is slightly off-topic , but imagine how many people have * farted inside of her . * It wouldn't matter much .. the boob size thing . But it's neat to think about things that effect other things in ways that we aren't aware of . Like passing a vehicle going down the road .. it stops you so incredibly briefly that you never even notice . Soft anal rapist ... could be worse Because no man thinks he's that smooth I measure distance in time , not km , m , ft , yards , w / e .... Apparently it's a Canadian thing Wow , it's like an orgy of strokes . I didn't think she would fit your age criteria It really does sound like he resents her deeply for being a woman as if he'd want her to be a man What does porn smell like ? I read a month or two ago in another reddit thread about this . And was told it was a Canadian thing .. guess not Is the one on the right a man for real ? I'm so confused How can one even play and comment at the same time in that state ? Yeah , I pronounce it as zhong 1 and thought it was zhong 1 but the hanyupinyin thing on my mac said it was zhong 4 so i went with it yeah ... i've lost many hours of potential sleep due to this damn site . reddit is basically the default thing to do now . there's always that allure of clicking on just one more item ... who knows what wonderful things you may find , or what funny , clever comment you might discover ! I just sit up in bed and keep my laptop on my lap . I live in Rancho ! But what about all the people with syphilis and hep or herpes that he may not want to rape . How many women would there be then not even at the gold's gym ? You thought an application named " media server " wasn't an streaming app ? Are you me ? Took me a minute to get what was so special about the kill page , checked the ship , the fitting , and the pilot , then I saw the total loss . I did not know that . How many of these topics have you made ? I've just sort of assumed that cancer was responsible for a lot of " mysterious deaths " that people suffered . You imply a correlation between the advent of modern medicine and the advent of cancer . Am I understanding you correctly ? Gotta agree there . mine too . If you type " God Hates You " into Wikipedia it redirects to " Westboro Baptist Church " Ah , I see . I just thought : Furry things + unknown past = I think you missed the forest through the trees here ... Someone on reddit said in a comment once that the girls in Porno who do the hardcore anal have to wear butplugs to keep their poop from coming out their really loose buttholes . Is this situation possible ? I miss read this as " to the woman who shit in my ear " and was all like what about 06:07 : 08 09/10 / 11 huh ? 3.5 k DPS in all 264 ? As a fairly simple class ? He just got up and left . No " don't tase me , bro " or anything . That reminds me of a sci-fi a read once ... wow ... I have no idea what it was called , but the use of English ... Why is it that when someone posts " HOLY F * CKING SHIT i feel funny . You have four eyes . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH If your SO initiated sex while you were doing household chores , it would break you and you'd have to kill em ? or enter the CIA compound and find out who really killed JFK ? ... How does it look any different other then the scenery , just got done looking at it on forge and there is absolutely nothing different . Explain When I go to battle.net it says I can only download the game once . I want , I want , I want , I want Who says I'm going on a spending spree How sure are you of his mental health ? He looks like he might come unraveled at any moment . actually , my Macports are usually more up to date than Debian Stable What ? Because they look sexy . That didn't read like satire at all It looks like people go there to be food . What is a chili flake ? Someone doesn't believe you ? As in , someone doesn't do this ? Weird . Apparently I have the rarest hat not counting limited releases I found a little gem of a store in Tokyo through BeerFly called " Tanakaya " . That is where I got the American beers . Only made two trips there because travel expenses were almost as much as the beer Well if you burn them on Dual layers DVD you can fit 1 TB on about ~ 120 of them . But that's still a painin the butt Is this hipster rap ? I swear I heard something about fixed-gears It's like eating zergs . I don't understand anything of what's going on here These google goggles sound intriguing ... do go on I see what you did there 10 minuets ill never get back How about a new Dodge Charger R / T parked sideways across 2 handicapped spots ( one of which was closet to the door ) at a Sam's Club on a busy Sunday afternoon ? Stay classy , Birmingham . How do you cut chicken with scissors ? wouldn't it like .. flop out ? Could you explain what you mean by a pro-Soviet bias ? I assume you mean that it presents lots of positive facts about the Soviets while not presenting the balancing negative ones ? Or do you mean that it's flawed simply for portraying the Soviets in a positive light ? zomg your mom and my mom could be twins separated at birth thanks to that random kidnapper waiting for all of us Artanis backwards is Sinatra - what does that mean ? Hahaha ! Wtf indeed . Ewww I didn't even look at the updated Contacts page until you said this . yes but who CREATED natural selection ? But you're talking to me , a complete stranger . I might rape you . Do all the cars there have over $ 2K in damages Good lord ... i must now clear my cookies , before Firefox / chrome controls them . Oh , poor thing ! I'm glad she's fine ! Oh rofl I only did one of the chair ones . For some reason I thought it was one of those and three of the tennis guy Good lord what a body ! ! Sorry , but how exactly do I watch this ? That seems like a reasonable action ... If I wasn't 5000 km away and hadn't a girlfriend , I'd probably fall in love with you Warm Water under the Red Bridge was really bizarre . I saw it when I was 15 can't you get a new toyota tundra for that price ? umm does the author understand the innuendo in the title ? It seems there are more of us than I imagined . Hahahahah . Wait .. girls actually hit on guys ? wtf does ' fat dip in ' mean ? cold fusion ? Holy shit . What a crazy neighbourhood . Well , true , I've heard that before . But where the hell is a fat guy gonna get some confidence ? ... fucking Justin Timberlake is the janitor . Only because computer monitors can't get pregnant ...... I did the math wrong and thought you were touching yourself when you were 2 . Was all I dunno , but whatever it is , I wouldn't click it Holy shit , are those the real lyrics ? I listened to that song all the time when I was little . Red pandas I ... I didn't even think of that until now . All I have to say is about her friend ? i already got it That was a very serious reply to a not-at-all serious question . Going from my Canon 18-55 kit to a 28-70 L , The " simpler " change made me spend so much more brain power trying to understand WTF they were doing to get so much energy out ... I just imagine getting punched in the cock by a fake vagina Well that's funny because around here all I see are * older * guys wearing nothing more than shirts and shorts . All of those that didn't need to take a motorcycle course to obtain their permit . Oh sure , they aren't on sportbikes , they ride cruisers so they don't have to gear up right ? 4 ) Girl goes like this : This happened to me today , actually . There doesn't seem to be much of a way around it ... unless WE PUT VELCRO ON THAT PART OF THE POCKET No , it really exists . Norway and Sweden are all about the squeezable meat-in-a-tube stuff . Caviar , caviar and cheese , mackrel and tomatoes , whisky and blue cheese and something , shrimps , shrimp and cheese , salami , " taco cheese " ... It's all horrifying . They eat it on hard high-fiber crackers that rarely break and never go stale . Jævlig deilig im going to need a diagram of this Whoa whoa whoa ... wait ... you can purchase software ? Gotcha ... don't want to look shady at a job interview . ... although ... breasts , man . They'll getcha ! False , he's 33 . She was employed when she was 11 I used to play flute up until partway through high school , and although I agree that most flutists are female , have you also noticed that as you look at the professional big name orchestras the vast majority are male ? P . S . I know someone who boned Emmanuel Pahud . This is why I only use rye flour to make pancakes . If it gets old in the cupboard , I probably won't die , but whoa , why is there a bear with a chainsaw and what's happening to the WALLS OMG My god is that real ? Holy crap , that spell dagger has almost 2/3 ' s of my current spellpower on it Too hot and dry here for snakes right now . Coyotes , however ... Oh no , the bikes are coming ! Queue the " Phycho " theme music . coulda sworn that said " ten years of drinking " and was about to Gods ... its like a nightmare I had once This doesn't answer my question at all . I thought if you had a c-section with your first child that you had to for any other children after that ? I thought that both titles were based on the ( already GPL'd ) Quake III engine . I dated an indian girl for a while when I was 17 . She's one of the coolest people that I've ever dated ( I'm 18 now , so not much experience to back that up :P ) , but we had to keep it a secret . She told me that if her grand parents found out , they'd try to kill me they've been together ? Lawl I love that you all took this so seriously / personally / politically , but that was my mistake . Instead of using the vocabulary ' illegal ' i should have used punishable or something . Im just interested in creating an environment in which I wont get arrested / sued for telling someone that they cant treat another human being like that . I was super upset because I told a guy he shouldnt call his son a fucking idiot WHILST violently grabbing his wrist which caused his son to actually cry out in pain How did it get there ? Hey , thanks for editing that ! I was about to be sad , and that would've been completely UNMETAL . Was it like : For some reason it looks ... natural . I didn't expect this Why is there a retarded Robert Pattinson face in the corner ? I really hadn't seen it before dude . If I had why on earth would I repost it ? That is one sexy car Holy shit ! How did I miss this ? Does your son usually have this effect on women ? My mom has a compressed disc in her back and can hardly walk , but has no insurance . There's nobody that will do an MRI on her because she doesn't have health insurance anyway , and back surgery is around $ 200,000 . It's AWESOME . check the max res on your printer instead of asking us Does anyone know what the armour looked like ? ok everyone , thanks for your responses . I'm glad I was able to generate some thoughtful discussion . I seem to agree with about 30 % of you ( in theory ) and disagree with the rest Thank god I don't have a translation app with me while screwing I feel like that's why I ( a female Of coruse , we've learned at high school physics , that rainbow is a full circle when seen e . g . from a plane ... I'm surprised people don't believe it here and ... people who see me play inverted go But ... but ... the unicorn Can't you just drag the music files from one HDD to the other ? I enjoy all of this a lot , Should I Upload my seasons of topgear ? I used to masturbate against the bed when I was 5 . I'm shocked when people say they didn't start until around 13 ... You can use EMP on orbital commands ? ? ? Wow . Debian is almost as old as I am . Since when has sex been a toll ? it's a game . And the founder is the same age as I am . Maybe they ended because you were too worried about saying how you felt at the time . I'm not sure your analogy quite fits your point . Anyway , I honestly would say that if Person chooses A , and A turns out to lead to B , then Person unwittingly chose B . They didn't necessarily know that B would be the consequence of A , but they chose A anyway . I'm not sure how / why you would or could explain that away . It seems fairly logical and obvious to me . Lol only in my california rolls , please . Some places in the south ( US ) , they call soda of any sort Coke . I ordered a Coke at a BBQ place in SC and they asked me what kind . I couldn't help but You spent only a few hundred on a professional exterminator ? It's incredible what a set of pixels can get from me I'm not sure any fast food restaurant in the United States has a soda water dispenser . Where are you finding these ? Canada ? Really ! right , you should be thankful you're not into cycling and don't have to shave ! it's such a waste of time to maintain and looks odd without a decent tan ... When I was younger I grabbed a fresh glass from the dish washer and had a great big glass of milk . About half way down I saw something dark and immediately I knew something was wrong . I poured the rest out into the sink and a fucking wolf spider plopped out . I'm afraid I don't see your point . I feel like you're descending into the world of inane babble . In all seriousness , it's getting hard to decipher your points . HOW DID YOU GET THE LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL NEXT TO YOUR USERNAME <3 The wobble works well I've read a lot of different books , and I've listened to a lot of different lectures , and I simply do not want to take the time to write in a little box on Reddit the full justification for my faith . Wait , the Kindle screen is just a bunch of unorganized grains ? How do they control them Or Speed Racer ( Knowing myself , I get jealous easily , but ... I'm into more ballroom-type dancing , and if I was in a relationship with a guy who liked that type of dancing , it's understandable that he would want to dance with other partners ! But , for clubbing-type dancing ( I usually think of grinding on another guy / girl ) then I'd be like journeyman project ORLY ? And how long did it take you to find this " boyfriend " person My boyfriend has something on his Droid that tells us how many calories we burned during our jog . It's stupid though because it uses healthy things like fruit to compare it to . For example , we jogged today and it said that we burned 3 apples ' worth of calories . I'm quite confused I hear from them the first time . They are even playing tonight in my city Immediate wide eyes . Some friends of mine ... how can they hear a supersonic shockwave before the object creating the wavefront passes the sensor ? I expected maybe a few hundred people to hear it . Now I'm on every news site including Gawker and NPR , got an interview for Mashable , and have 200,000+ plays on Soundcloud . I NEVER EXPECTED THIS TO BE BIG ! ! Can you really get the parasite via random drop ? the trophy was stolen on the day I was born ... Or grow it I'm Foxglove on Korgath . Male Nelf Druid . I'm probably one of the few women that plays male toons over female toons . Female casting animations just look wonky to me I somehow question if that would've made it funnier .. digg didn't launch until late 2004 which was already after the g4techtv merger / takeover who tries to cook frozen food ? That's so weird This is a post house so there is a lot of digital and physical ( tape ) data moving around - this was the area that they were focusing on . I think I understood your question correctly where is it getting the data from ? or can i avoid comparison shopping ? i know What is aderol ? I have no idea what I just looked at . Ahh my eyes ! Yeah wtf That was such a twist ending . I'm on T-Mobile UK and their rates for the US on roaming are £ 7.50 per mb I was about to ask about the coffee . I'm participating in Ramadan this year and I see all these people talking about giving up coffee - but I have a mug every morning before sunrise . Wait , is # 9 supposed to be a bad thing ? how do you know she was lying ... ? Your username makes that a little disturbing I was downvoted ? I am now bleeding out from shot wound to my jugular and have also just shot my brother's mother in law . two joints for a quarter ? You chose to use IE6 ? Yeah , my expression went from " o_o " to " Haha , to be fair , when I think the word " Supernaut " I'm confronted by a sci-fi / alien type club in my head I've never played fallout 3 and I have no idea why they're in the gallery . I see what you did there Your tl ;d r is as long as your rule of thumb uh oh ... cannot unsee Alright , this sounds good . Except .. what the heck is a gold bid ? The boobs are my favorite part WOW ... That top looks like it was $ 5 from Target . It'd be more expensive to " take it out " than to buy a new one in a bigger size . There was text in that article omg zeus just said he wants to wipe the american empire off the map oh just incase for any confusion i wasnt the one who made this topic / thread it was some guy named jiitstudent im jiitstudents But , what if we're all just brains in vats , and there's no objective factual reality . Then what do we have to rely on , evidence and theory ? I know too much about meatspin alright just checking Hells yea I did . It is awkward , but in the emails we were to and froing , we made it clear that it was really important to both of us and yes , it got a bit awkward but no more awkward than herpes or crabs would be after the fact That is ... impressive . I didn't think she could do it . ... But then violentacrez would be the ultimate voting machine EGGSnThings . They have this appetizer called the swedish pancake . Look that shit up if you want an orgasm of the mouth Was he so embarrassed that he deleted his account ? Again , holy fuck you have a note on yourself I was told it was normal to go under . Same story except elementary school gym teacher . accidently killed the site for a moment Ah yes , outland . I need to get my ass over there already . Just got to 50 and im used to keeping armor for like 7 levels at a time There is a 20 something year difference between me and my half-sister , so I could just imagine when I'm 40 and have kids in their mid-teens Why were you in Baltimore ? I know they're pretty cool . I watch their anime & read their manga & play their games all the god damn time ! What do you mean by " I was like that " ? There is DLC ? Are you guys looking for a company nurse ? If I'm right and you're black , then I'm wrong Wtf . Windows calculator is retarded What agenda is this ? Why have I not heard of it ? Placentas are extremely rich in many vitamins and amino acids that would be very good for your hair , and are considered a delicacy in many countries .... but IMHO , it's still kinda gross How's TLO out ? My older bro's in jail so much for going to bed early Can you be a bit more specific ? Like threesome stories , nerd stories , funny stories , embarrassing stories , scary stories , lol so many to choose from The horses eyes lmfao , im pretty sure thats still legal , but youd have to get my apporval He must be a sign of god That's pretty scary ... they sound no different than the racists and bigots on FOX in 2010 . I would love to have a copy of * The Lord of the Rings * that looked like that . Ancient Greece just got a lot more fabulous . In order to invent the universe .. you must first create an apple pie from scratch .. ? she has a stepson ? You know , if it's long enough you could probably pull off a As a bisexual woman , this mostly makes me want to go to the gym and work on my abs . 36 different expressions ? It has this face I've always wondered what us Americans sound like to outsiders It is ? Oh god . Needs a " not safe for life " tag . Actually no ... and I really wasn't trying to be insulting or anything . I just didn't think voteformein 2016 had seen that part of my post , because honestly I've never heard of UBC law as being a top-ranked school in Canada You dated someone named Birth ? There's probably something wrong with me for being jealous of that fact , but I suppose that part of me really doesn't care . She'd probably hate how many pairs went missing , though . Thanks , that bug ( I think ) is to do with the DOM tree being slow to update on some PCs or browsers , I might have to stick a little delay in there at some point . Anyway , spent a few hours on this , so time to have a drink and stop coding for the evening . It's running in chrome in full screen on my 44inch TV at the moment , quite hypnotic Flea is one the greatest bassists alive Apparently GAP isn't closing any of their clothing stores but ... Supermarkets Why do you have access to her sister's panties ? Death by asphyxiation by ants . lets change the color scheme . sky blue does not have the poker vibe imo I don't even like cats , but for the whole thing , I'm thinking " So these people really like their pet , and I'd be willing to pay much more than the animal's worth to get back my pet " , but then I read the last bit .... Ah , that explains it . WHY DID I CLICK staying up all night for this Thanks muchly . Some bugger downvoted you for posting me the link . His face in the last frame is priceless : What is it ? ...... in a jar ! ? You have that many receipts just laying around your house you can spend a whole year searching through them ? I am a Windows user who has been to a Mac store , and * I understand * . Madagascar residents have super-human immunities . What ? He's actually done that throughout the tournament ... What does the trophy next to your name mean ? So i'm Brad Pitt . Your new Hulk . I'm not entirely sure what you mean by this ...... if you claim to be an ethnicity then I can see it :) or maybe it's not an ethnicity and I can't see it ... INCEPTION dun dun daaaa Does this qualify : * * ( Did you guys know you can play goldeneye 64 singleplayer using two controlers at the same time ? One controls movement , the other your weapon ! Goodness that's a lot of money . Did you look on ebay too ? Sometimes they sell things that are more reasonably priced . When I was like 9 or 10 my dad started talking about atoms , one of my first questions was if all the water had already been spit . He replied by saying that all the water has probably already been pee why is she still allowed around your son I can imagine it now : NOOOOOOOOO IT FELL OFF ! ! Oooh ... boobs yeah im not the maker of these things You can challenge courses . You can't take 2 exams although , you would be taking 40 exams , one for each course in the typical 40 - course bachelors degree . Typically the price is half , and you have to wait for the examination weeks to take them , so they will be staggered out unless you do something crazzzy like take 40 3 - hour exams simultaneously in 3 weeks Well * that's * not what I was expecting . In that case , I'm already speedballing . Not even joking , it was a public school in Texas . Until this thread I thought you had to be a serious slacker to get below a 30 5 ' flat I like how the cd compartment lid opens to reveal a cartridge slot , and how the controller has 6 buttons for just A and B . And a month before that .. You assume I'm a man How do you wipe while still seated ? Wow , I actually agree with him on something . ... and hobo pee on your blackberries whats JDate ? That's Mom you're talking about , sir . It's totally weird . On the XP i just wiped this morning , LOD was kinda shifty , looking slightly askance . That was the look I associate with disapproval . Now I've got this guy looking directly at me , pupils straight forward . It's kinda creepin me out , TBH . It looks like a seal on LSD . Five dollars . I thought you we're serious at first 1 ) Reading through your cooking directions and meal ideas - your food sounds fucking AMAZING . Sounds like she really missed out They mostly come out at night ... mostly . Your dad's stopped paying child support to her though , right ? More like yes .. because cats raised by humans have never been placed in dark boxes .. and you know how I love a nice derriere .... Wow , $ 27.5 k for that journal Seems like it would ... chafe ... my uncle and I joke about the same exact thing . The phrase is exactly the same , letter for letter . I didn't know they made girls that tall . I'm over six and a half feet and all the girls I know are munchkins Rob Bell Closer to 15 . Why is it that I think I'd rather use the GNOME of that process ? ppl pay 50 % premiums for this ? why are there downvotes here You didn't realize that you were fapping yourself to sleep before ? No disrespect to your daughter , but I misread your comment on a first glance ( as in , the position of the words " feel " , " you " , and " up " ) and was like The domain name scared the sheesh out of me . I never even thought about that before I don't know man but guess what ? ! Everyone's immune system will be stronger because of this outbreak WTF ! ! Freaky music , front / back door handles .. revolving gifs I never knew that PC games were not video games I've had a host migration where I totally changed classes ... Why ? What , there is no sound ? Exactly what I thought What kind of tears were they ? I'd bet my soul if i had one Remind me never to piss you off . lol you wouldn't download a car ? Not until just now ... I am a woman . Driver was a 19 year old guy and he's STILL ALIVE Eerily similar . Only difference is I'm south west . Now what was even more interesting to me about that story . It wasn't the senator tapping or not tapping .... it was the ' undercover ' cop who is planted in bathrooms to ' observe gay behavior ' and who was identified as a ' leading expert in bathroom same sex activities ' . Is this what we're funding with our tax dollars ? Fortunately I've not had that experience ! I'm sure it'll happen one day . why shouldn't ppl put blobs in databases ? That doesn't look like a normal OS setup . it took 280 seconds T ^ T and the voice at the end made me jump a lot How ? I ain't got no monies . HO HO HO ;D .... HOW ABOUT A ... ... God , you're telling me . It hasn't hit me yet with the babies , but I definitely think about getting married and I am SO not ready to do that . I go around now being all I HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT WEDDINGS and my boyfriend's all It looks like 1970 . and so is anyone who enjoyed looking at her thanks to his film .. .. ' I think I am in love Looks like it , you lucky lucky gurl / guy / w . e I'm not really sure what just happened FUCK YEA ... A VIRTUAL RIOT ! ! \ m / all i heard was waka waka waka . Wrong character sure but i still did I wonder what the work environment will be like in 10 years when all these kids are 20 somethings in the workplace . * love * the picture ; your username is good too . Any truth to it ? :) why would anyone want to attack university of reddit I'm in Australia , when I wake up all the news from the previous day happened in my sleep so it's usually too late to submit anything . I'm living in the future but it feels like the past . Way to generalize a few million people . I for one am glad you found comfort in the OC . Taught my little brother who Arnold Schwarzenegger was . Only he couldn't quite pronounce the last name , so instead he would call him Arnold Scwarz-a-n * * * er . Needles to say i had to teach him the correct pronunciation before anything bad happened because of it What was this made in ? mspaint Life ? the life cycle never ends until someone dies ( ie , the person creating life is actually just perpetuating it , as the sperm / egg is already alive ) . Making it based on life doesn't make sense , unless you mean the philosophical " a life . " Also , I dont see the penalty for stealing a choice being very high Some of those look like they could really cause serious injury Its FUNNY . Swing em proud ! Omg ... today is my 21st . Birthday FTA : " Although the investigation is continuing , Campbell said the incident appears to be an accident . " always wanted to be an animator , stared with that .. started enjoying photoshop , ... move to graphics ... web design ... and now im a developer Oh my god , it got the Sandvich . I'm really creeped out by that square iPod Touch Would you get caught for ordering the spores ? That was kind of intense , not what I was expecting at all . What else is awful ? Dude , that girl is like 5 at most I guess Huk will win . You are a lady ! ? ! Have a heart attack ? What , you mean ... like ... not at my house ? I don't get why people's way of fighting the meme is to post more of it ... His mustache is thicker than my beard I'm pretty sure there's one in NY center as well . I had a friend whose parents own it . Or did . My favorite thing about your comment is the implication that a majority of the population relies on logic in any way . There's definitely something going on with the size . The actual size of those is smaller . When it's put in the header it gets slightly enlarged . I have no idea why . Double checked though ... the 100 % size of my sample one up there is about 60 % of the size that it is actually being displayed on the header . Yeah me neither ... the poptart shirt ? The McDonalds in the background ? The kid waving a flag ? ? ? I get paid to make men do this . ALL ZERG I remember watching that movie when I was a teenager . The party scene and the slapping scene made me Same . 23 , elementary school in SoCal . So ... what is it ? Looks like something the Goatse guy might like ... COME ON GUYS IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS IS THE ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK THEME SONG No . you can do that ? I'm sure you would .. I remember back in beta when the meta game was to stack HP , even carries Where is this wedding at ? My buddy that's getting married in December told me that this place he's having his ceremony at had a X-Men arcade machine too . This is very true , I actually worked with a guy named Chong Fuen Goldstein Dinner ? MKVs have strange fast start streaming behavior ( as if i was streaming a video over the internet When you get a cup of tea with the teabag still floating in it after the milk has already been put in Why would you steal ice tea ? It's almost as cheap as water . Upside down happy chair is I had more in mind , the wedding cake . Source ? I honestly didn't see that one coming I hope that was shown on the news . ... 3G caps at 3.6 M / s - - the G2 will cap out at 14.4 M / s . Even if latency eats 50 % of the available bandwidth that still makes it 2x as fast as 3G . Really ? Because that seems like the only way I would accept it being done . It's ... it's like we're not so different or something ... I just got a weird mental image of someone with a bowl of ladybugs and a giant spoon scooping them into their mouth . okay I have to go run an errand and then I will bite the bullet and begin ... in the name of all that is holy Pretty fun . That group that keeps making a Swastika in the upper left corner every round ... I need to reread HOL because I've completely forgotten that dream sequence I was just about to ask the same thing ! I'm a freshman at UofH as well ! fat boy slim ? Did his album get leaked ? imgur is bigger than ebay On average too ... so it could be 300 jobs . What's with the copyright symbol on your name As a lineman ? I hope you gave up the game for the sake of your brain , that's a lot of knocks in the head Uhm the article said it got to the executives and then it got rejected did it not ? I'm plumbfounded by how many times times this has been reposted . His face really isn't proportioned right > His face really isn't proportioned right Because I want to learn glass blowing ? WTF , CTRL + F1 does that Vag and Dick .... A few days ago , Macaulay Culkin turned 30 years old . Thanks . This costs more than a new US copy ! Blizz offered me a region switch , but then I have to choose between US and EU I'm the horse and don't forget manual gearboxes ... How can people not comment this He charges less to cut guys ' hair , but you bring up a good point . Maybe I'll start tipping him . wait , why wasn't it eaten ? Try building ( fully functional ) UI that'll never be used just so that we can demonstrate it to clients to prove we've got " features " . Apparently she's female . I didn't know my dad wrote parenting books ... As a Jew , all I can say is : The only thing listed that you've posted in recent history was something I upvoted .... do you delete what doesn't do well ? I've have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest with a grey gym sock .. entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel That dog looks like it's having a seizure . Farenheight 911 That video is from here ( Chile ) .... Just as long as you " tip " me properly if ya know what i mean So not a couple . We're more like brother and sister . Or mistress and slave . Muslim Athiests ? On sale for $ 8 ? Am I racist just because I sometimes feel nervous around black people ? Varka decided to step in ? Seriously ? I never would have seen that one coming . I thought it was an ape Really , a technique you should * show * her I don't do it the way your bf does it , and I simply either use lube or not , both are equally effective . One must be careful not to put friction on it all the time though , that can hurt after a while If the car is moving , and you're in the passenger's side ... who took the picture I bet if you just let it be known , spray will rain down on you like mana from heaven ... Last time I checked MSG didn't turn your eyes blue . You did that to yourself ? oh shit ... just got linked from cnn.com asian girls with aussie accents wth ... hm ... hm ... ohhhhhhhhhhhh now i see ! I've been keen on getting a VCH for years now , but haven't yet ... that and the horizontal version are the only ones I would consider ( for various reasons ) . Sounds like you love it though :) is there anything else you can tell me ? My biggest apprehension is having someone staring at my anatomy with a judgemental eye right up close WTF . I consider myself pretty jaded , and a lot of things don't phase me , but . Seriously WTF . Words fail me . Check this out - for the first time , this is me : That ... sounds like a personal problem ? I really have no advice to give you . I found out the girl it was over was my ex I also think you're most probably right Oh man , those things are dangerous ! I never even heard of them until I was at a friend's house drunk one night and needed to wash my hands , but didn't know where the light switch was ... so I just stuck my hand under what I assumed was a soap dispenser and pulled the lever ! ! ! I would say yes , yes it is certainly time to move . You've lost me ... I ordered a small at the Timmie's in Penn Station and they gave me a medium . Anyone else think he now looks like the ghost puppy from Nightmare Before Christmas ? Death by Snu Snu ! ! ! I like the kinetic typography music video . I had thought that was the official video Was just wondering that myself ... the town I am from has a beach volleyball tournament every year , and I would try and make it down every year for the ... um ... sights . Dude , Forge World is going to be ridiculous . Remember all of those fucking insane maps on Halo 3 that people with no life ( or massive amounts of free time and patience over the course of weeks ) made ? Yeah , that's standard now Seriously . Crysis on 1920x1080 with Ultra settings completely maxed out my overclocked GTX 480 1.5 GB . hope he isn't using a dead man's switch Reminds you ? It IS that . Thank you very much , Monsieur Tool . how could you eat that ? This is one of the few not blatantly hateful tracts he's made . I lol'd . It was kinda cute , in a way . Haha . I literally looked around my room suspiciously , because my boyfriend has * dark brown hair and green eyes . Are you watching me ? ? Barney the Baneling ? suhweet mother of gawd I have no debt . I live within my means and owe money to nobody except my monthly bills for products and services that I legitimately need to remain comfortable in my life . Like electricity and netflix Because being annoyed with the writers completely destroys any enjoyment I might get from the show ? I think you're misunderstanding me . I love Doctor Who to death , with all of it's flaws . I'm just frustrated with the attitude writers have regarding their viewers . I was also frustrated when Rose came back in Season 4 , but that didn't stop me from still watching it and enjoying it . I think you're living with my ex . My question is ... how the HELL did you grow that PBR ? How do you have sex with a hat ? O__o And would you ever wear that hat again if you did ? SO many questions ! that looks amazing ! To be fair , they use a pretty strange definition of Europe in that map ... Western Europe minus Greece and Iceland , but plus the Czech Rep ... ? Damn , that last one was brutal . How the fuck could he even attempt to justify a slide like that ? Magnetic katamari ? Georgia tech redditor ? He was comparing her to Soraka Was this really you ? Me too , these shows aren't even in the same league as mash really . than what was I just poking and prodding at on my 2nd gen iTouch ? Are you a girl ? Those are , um , exactly the same three definitions we use in the US ... Looks good When I opened this in a new tab and continued browsing , I was not ready for Cats on Mars Its cancelled ? ... what a year to not have a tv . Are you painting with ketchup ? It's not a hermit crab , I thought those shells are attached to them at birth . Reminds me of something I've imagined whilst dropping acid ! 30 - 50 ... that's a majority of someone's independent life ! I'm 28 and I've never even thought of sneaking booze into a restaurant before ... Hey ... Do I know you IRL .. ? So , GW gets its first true exhibitionist . I think you're right ! Not sure if you're into animes , but Paprika and Mind Game are two of my favorite ones to watch while blazed . THEY WILL BLOW YOUR MIND Wait , what ? You are in a poodle ? ! Booze is quite expensive here in Switzerland ... How did I just get envious of a suitcase ? ... have seen the glory ... people .... age ... ? damn , this beats the hell out of my attempt . damn , this beats the hell out of my attempt . damn , this beats the hell out of my attempt . I don't know what it's called , and I did not create it . I don't want to steal someones comic Is it really Portugal 4-3 Cyprus at half time ? Wait , this is on 10.04 ? I appear to have read to-go as delivery Wait .... where's the chair Damn , that is a bit steep for a ticket just to go check it out How deep was that pool ? wait , I don't have any pups So yea , " wooden fence , your fucked " do you own the fence , and if so why not move it I'm starting to like circlejerk - it's one of the few feel-good things left in my life right now . ( Just got back from getting some ice . Locked a fly in the freezer Nice pussy shot ..... How about a series or even a vid of your orgasm Oh ! You rode your bike back home with a broken knee ? at first Too bad you missed out on the ABS m1 deal a few months ago . Was 20 bucks I am a displayfusion guy myself . I actually payed for the license WTF is that sick website I'm surprised I haven't seen him around at U of T yet WHAT ? Safari on windows ? Now I understand Inception . mama ! ? I don't remember adding any secret messages . EDIT : It worked . whoa , is the OP by any chance in my politics through film class on thursdays ? If it's this bad now , just imagine how great this is going to be after you get married . Hold on ..... I'll sneak around behind her .... my favorite tactic a 6 - pack before that you sure I'm a male ? Some of the comments make me So is it like ass pennies , but you stick them up your weiner ? I did that last week , but the stuff I had been smoking was really sticky , so everything was all gummed up in there . I almost washed it all out cause I figured I just couldn't smoke it It's so clean . They look like guys that I beat this fuck out of in high-school for picking on one of my gay friends ... freaky I thought he was just a novelty account that's doing a poor job of living up to his name that I'd missed all this time . Apparently not . \ \ ( Have you been raided by the party van yet ? Is that a man or a lady ? Sounds like some weird midi piano Damn , those things are starting to get faster than my desktop PC . Um , I think you have something going on in your head that i don't want Yes , that's very true about being nice ! I am always , always nice , and I have told my boyfriend before that " while your sister and I may not be the best of friends , I will always be nice to her no matter what . " So I guess what bugs me is , if I am always pleasant to her , is there really any reason why she or even my boyfriend would find it OK for her to be unpleasant around me ? The thumbnail looks like a pokemon . All the articles are being censored as well Indeed I have . I guess the rat 3 is the only one in my price range . That thing doesn't look too comfortable though I'm not asking you to do anything , I'm asking for ideas . While the lovey-dovey-ness isn't that bad ( come one we're all like this at certain points ) them making it * this * public definitely is ! I just felt like I participated in an emotional threesome what does the 14 mean Now I think you're just fucking with me Same goes for Mario Yeah . Interesting to think that it's the most useful of the humanities majors , after all OH GOD 4 right next to each other . With the possibility of more underneath I hope you're using TNT Is that a nipple on her forehead ? One time my pals and I were hotboxing a car , when we spotted a longboarder walking up the giant hill he had just been riding down . We gave him a ride back to the top ... he turned out to be one of my classmate's parents that ass to waist ration is off the hook ! Damn my youtube poisoned mind . I only had a How do you destroy a shirt ? why old photos have copyrights ? Yes , yes I do . I didn't even know it got uploaded . i recently moved to a new city . the only reliable dealer i've found is almost triple my age . The boy was playing with his bat and the girl had her cat ... Ex-digger here , and I don't get it . WTF is so special about this ? She kinda looks vicious . I have a pretty good torch system , the problem is when I get to a junction where I've already gone multiple directions , I get way lost trying to figure out which way goes home Why is this being downvoted ? Read further down in this thread . I apologize for being combative above to someone who came out swinging about how acronyms are sooo annoying yeah , it was expected to be a shootout . Tulsa lead the nation in offense two out of the past three years and ECU had only 2 guys back on defense . Anyone ever wonder if Notch cruelly designed the procedural generator to occasionally create infinite caverns ? Why did you do it on the bottom bar rather than the top one ? I can only hope so .... * There is no spoon * man , bitches ain't shit ‾ \ \ ( And yet I am the one who knows where the other one is At first glance I thought it was Harry , from Harry and the Henderson's . My first ever WC3 map took me about 20 minutes to make and was a complete failure . I uploaded it to epicwar.com any and it still got a few thousand downloads and a good rating regardless . This isn't the homebrew club , this is just a few of the neighbors Downvotes ? ? REDDIT YOU DON'T * LIKE * THIS KIND OF STUFF .. doooooo yoU ? ... I'm not sure I'd trust anyone by the name * violent_rapist * At last , we can divide by zero ... Wow , confirmed are you serious ? Such Is the mystery of meta . What kind of monster doesn't let their cat go outside ? Holy dear mother of God . You wouldn't think the Tea Party Folk would actually like a crazy Anarcho-Capitalist . Then again .. and the tissues also protect against ... aliens Australia does a $ 200 coin , 97 % gold iirc . Was looking to get one of those 5 dollar coins for lols , then found out they do all this bizarre shit , hologram coins and all I remember at Christmas I asked my cousin if he saw this and then he thought it would be a good idea to act it out : " yeah I saw it , he's a nigger , he's a nigger . " I like Fuck , that is ridiculously hot . I looked up the prostitution laws in CA and they actually look very very tame exactly as you said particularly for a first offense . Like surprisingly tame . It's a misdemeanor . Your supposed to dilute it ? ! Holy crap , that was translated ? Goodbye , crappy machine translations . Thanks ! It's easily my strongest lift ( and the lift I am most proud of ) . My current goal is to get my squats up . My overhead is at intermediate level according to Kilgore's chart , but my squat is still down at novice . At first I was ? Then I was This happened when I saw Pilgrim as well ... the logical conclusion is that all geeks / nerds share this aversion to MNight , but I'm going to go with a twist and say that I was right behind you .... How does a condom slip off ? really ? ive never had a girl tell me my vagoo looked nasty whereas ive had a bf who told me to " get that shit fixed " It might evolve into a gyarados ... by 2012 ! So * that's * how The Onion's article about Bush ruining the country was so incredibly accurate ... The Onion has only started being less satire and more truth because * The Onion is controlling our government to make their satire become reality * . It all makes sense . " Upgrade to pro to watch full screen " ? Michael's banging the tooth Also OSX , also many snow maps . Something about the word " irk " irks me Double rainbow gathering ? ? ? ? Wait .. 240 for a half ? why ? the amazing thing is it was also the same when I was in high school back in the 80 ' s The " Good " dancing made me think " hah , what a wanker , I'd laugh and walk away " but that's just me . Maybe I'm not average i know husq made bikes and chainsaws ... but for a moment i was worried they made microwave ovens too Reminds me a bit of Donatella Versace . Hmm . Apparently I'm currently using 1010 MB ( 13 % ) of my 7495 MB in gMail . I get email attachments that are 10 megs . His username is oddly relevant . Not even a novelty account Wait so .. Entlantis got all that attention , and this post got none ? Red , Orange , Yellow , Blue , Blue , Blue , Blue , Wut I don't even ... ? , PURPLE OH , okay , you're one of those people who think that living in a society should be a free ride ! Awesome ! You know , because your taxes DIRECTLY fund other people hanging out and having a good time . Stupid taxes . We should stop paying them and rely on the benevolence of others to keep order ... oh wait . Brothas be like So yeah I'm at work and forgot that we're using IE . Thanks alot Well , thanks for your contribution I've learned that the trick to getting more wins as a defender is to lose less often . So many upvotes no replies . Why does it taste salty ? Looks yummy , but does ginger ale make it healthy ? how do they measure how many seconds it takes to write text in that search field ? I don't get it . What's this supposed to do , exactly ? Because I can't determine any differences between this and regular Google . I have never broken a frosted glass pipe ... and I have dropped one out of the window of a moving car while trying to empty the cashed bowl . ... Was that a public school ? This is going to be kind of like Firefly , I think . Middle easterners love nickelback .. The muslim and christian scientist emblems are copyrighted ? I feel exactly the same . So much quality content here . Doesn't stealing bases put you closer to home .. ? Hmmm .... I'll look again when I've not spent a day marathon programming ah indians with their caste systems like ayn rand ... makes sense ... ? ? Yeah , pretty much 40 % of my 33 % BF is in my bra ... Lol , being a non-american I could probably read your post backwards and yet wouldn't be able to make any more sense out of it wahhh noooo its spelled GREY you must have the longest name ever Ich bin eher von der Vielfalt der Wahlm öglichkeiten beeindruckt Wait - Agent Laura never left the chat Not normally , but occasionally some did come on trips ( Even 25 years later , I distinctly recall watching one of them change her shirt when we were camping in a field , and boy , even at 11 she had an absolutely fantastic set of cans . First set of boobs I ever saw . This changes everything Reddit seems to have swallowed up my original reply , so I decided to post a shorter one : WHAT ? ! Or six These make me wish I had my balls above my penis I did not know you liked the Black Keys that much . It's funny , I was fat during most of my childhood and have a tolerance to the size , comments and flabby body image ... Man , I'm awful at that game . Some of the questions are hilarious , but when I get a really weird one wrong , I get weirded out by who actually said that statement . Wow , seriously ? They must think they are magic mirrors or something . That's what I'm afraid of . Damn , he refused * TF2 ? * I'm out of ideas , then . That's all you had to say . Thanks for the reminder I know . Found out before we got split up . Enjoy the lousy sex ! I read that as Marilyn Monroe and wondered what the fuck happened . How did this take only two weeks do you have a doctor's note ? Sitting in my freshman history class in college going over the Salem Witch Trials when the kid behind me raises his hand and asks ... Is magic * * real ? ? * * I middle clicked , and the miniviewer came up . You know it's all echoey in there . We know what you're up to . Especially when you're all like " Hang on a sec ... hnng .. hnng ... yeah whatsup ? " Wow ... my head hurts Where does one get a burrito making machine Oh jesus you live where two of my ex girlfriends live ( d ) . Because nobody bought his art ? Precicely . There would be no fucking stars in the sky ! Yet .... give it a few million years for the light to reach us . Oh wait , God must have created the light in the interim ! He is so great Sometimes , I do it even when I am not on the phone ... Not bad but $ 50 to the airport from the cusp of Hillsboro / Beaverton That's kinda hot .... It is definitely scary to ride sometimes . There is a huge hill on my campus that if I don't check my speed with my brakes I can get going way too fast . Ahhhh , I just realised I somehow completely misunderstood ( thought you meant you were doing 16 x 10/9 /8 ... What indeed . ... * * What arrow ? * * cause I mean - if it's not the same participants you'd just called it replication - not " follow-up " , right ? right .. she's REALLY skilled According to whom ? so .. is that really him posting There's a UK version ? ! ... but I am from Texas Shit i do have two nametags Oh , It'll cost ya .... Almost 81k now ... Mission Accomplished . Good luck with JR . , at that age I was a wiz for just programming the VCR ...... Same reason sites continue to split their articles into 15 sections ? Good to hear . I'm no libertarian , but I'm familiar with their principles , so whenever I hear a representative of the Tea Party calling it a Libertarian movement , I get all wait there are hats ? On the balls of your feet ? I think its quieter Good thing there are enough votes in the Senate to pass the small business tax credits then oh noes grad school . seriously 32 is NOT late at all to have a kid I didn't know about the first 3 with 100 hours played . Yeah , my boyfriend said he'd prefer white bra and panties to flesh-tone , although that isn't a practical solution because a white bra will show through a white shirt as much as a black or pink bra . I thought that was strange - white panties seem more granny-esque to me I like how in the second replay the guy goes heavy marine even after he scouts your bane nest Probably making sure that the servers were stable again . I'm assuming you get RP for beating Riot teams ? I use to have one of those So do you like put the sugar into the kettle or what ? You can get them online for about 80 bucks gawd what I'd do to bust in her ass epic ass is EPIC Em ... it's crazy but I think it really could work One story ? Am I the only one that just kept looking at the picture in the article thinking ... " Marc has a pretty hot wife Great interview , but what the fuck is up with this camera or maybe you don't catch it Anybody have any clue how he plays guitar with those gloves on ? My upvote put the count at 666 . Wow . My specialty my eyes went from * o_o * to * holy .... shit Fucking cringe . Remind me to figure out how to operate the " Hospital " function ... Looks at pic resolution ..... That Unicorn has a massive dong I love in southern ontario and have never seen a sams Right * there * is where I wanna put it . ... Get out of my head ! Oh god , it's like a throne . You almost sound like me . The left the island Is that a good thing ? ahahaha Next time NSFW tag plz :D . I watched the 1st minute then just left it on as I got back to work ... yeah , had to rewind when i noticed she was nekkid in the shower I had no idea there was even a law school here . You can get tattoos at 14 ? Whoa . Young Voldemort or undead Voldemort ? The rest of you is awesome as well This game looks amazing Look's like I'm going left handed today 10x requires a really good server to pull off I don't recall asking for a sandwich to be made Come to think about it , 6 year olds are some of the angriest people I know . Most of them know more swears than I do jeez you seem to have some kind of reddit enemy . Why do you keep getting downvoted ? That's how you look when you're enjoying yourself ? Yeah this is the only problem I got with my books too , and I live in the UK . goleg goleg goleg , it looks like every word has a G in it . It looks like made-up writing , except for the word frequencies ... who would want to ? Is that spider squirting clear liquid out of its ass ? you got the Lost Viking achievements ? Wait ... the this game's Western release is largely based on the work of SomethingAwful regulars ? That looks like a swastika inside of the star of david . I await further instructions . Actually that's kind of a major nitpick . I think he's on to us . Wow , massive downvotes going on in here It really * does * hang down to his shins . ... right . Nobody ever finds little sisters arousing whatsoever , with their petite bodies and budding chests and nonchalant dress ... I heard about Quantum Jumping on Skeptics guide to the universe . Weird that I ran into it here . Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a little kid too ? GAH you get me every single time ! I know you exist , and know to look out for you , and still every time I think " huh , that analogy doesn't make much sen ... waiiiit a second ... Greatest . Traffic jam . Ever The boxes can be made bigger , To Infinity ... and WAYYY Beyond ! Geez ... electric blue , i'll be damn . My eyes were glazed ! Germs everywhere The walk to bed gets the blood pumping and then I lay in bed with eyes like this Oh shit that's even creepier . Why the hell would her head hair warrant a boing ? As far as I recall , Ami doesn't keep her head-hair hidden beneath her clothes all day , and certainly not between her legs where Taiga indicated . Also , wow , you can determine the way people groom their pubes from their hairstyles ? That's some weird-ass kind of superpower ... How come I remember this story from last year ? Can anyone provide another source that doesn't cite nypost.com ? I'm really thinking they reposted this as new news . Makes completely logical sense . Over four grand now just 10mins later I didn't know , but I listened anyway :) . At first I was like what is this shit Holy cow , I thought of cucumber too ! I don't see you post in this sub very often . I'm addicted to COD What do you eat ? If you spent more could you eat healthier or higher quality food ? Do you eat fruit ? What region do you live in ? Do you shop around many groceries and spend a lot of time trying to get coupons and looking at flyers ? $ 50-100 on groceries for one person sounds very cheap That is great ! Just shows you how slick the Engie is , that he can keep such a calm demeanor being shaved by the Spy ! I love how brutally violent it is without being over-the-top . And the bit where he gets the hidden gun only to have it bent and looks at it with a If he doesn't own that email ( currently ) , who does uh huh . That spartan has a fat ass Source ? So ... not an admirer . A stalker . HEY MAN ! THAT'S A RAD TATTOO ! WHAT DOES IT MEAN ! ? ! ? ! I think you just implied that Drogba has no technique . This exact situation happened to my brother in law . You're not him , are you ? me o ... you can hear mine across a football field Wait ... GUYS ? ! how did you know zeppelinj 0 was joking ? I honestly don't know anybody like that . I feel like she got those ideas entirely from watching TV . The joke is on you .. There is a good reason Finland and other European country's have banned the swineflu vaccine .. But hey .. lets forget about those stupid country's .. Just take it blindly .. Never question authority .. If the government says it .. It must be true .. * brix shat * Actually floating ? ! Her eyelashes turned into bushes ! My fastest time from beginning to end was 5 hours ( one sitting , no breaks ) . I consider this my gateway game into the World of Warcraft this all seems a bit odd ... Obvious troll is obvious Oh a cute girl . I don't see a watermark though . Maybe if I scroll down . Damn that's a fine ass ! Wait there's the ... oh ... I really like this comic . The genders confused me at first due to both having large arm sizes - - then I thought , well , it doest really matter if it was guy / guy girl / guy girl / girl etc ... BUT that would be one ripped woman Was it just the charge name , or did you read the case ? There are some pretty ridiculous sex offender crimes out there , like public urination , or have sex with your 3 year difference girl friend " My mother is a spunky woman " This better not take too long . I've got an anatomy final tomorrow . ok it does now how the hell i build stations ? O i wonder if that is purposeful on their part 3.6 million pounds of thrust I thought it was Link to video or it didn't happen .... Wow ! This deserves a post by itself Haha , look at all these FPS memories posts coming up . I also lost many hours to cs - played it competitively for over 5 years Just about to go to bed . Now my heart is racing . Ages ago when I was in high school , someone must have noticed I was smoking in my car during our lunch period . Ratted me out to the administration saying i was selling drugs in the parking lot I was expecting some random ass shot , but then i was like Wow ... That's a whole lot of spam accounts on that thread . Listen to * talkingvagina * . I get 100 % commission so when I poop at work , I'm literally flushing money away The one guy , Rob , is probably the worst when it comes to debating . He talks over you , calls you an idiot , and then backs his " facts " by saying we should ask his [ insert family member I've never met ] . He's also someone who thinks Obama's a Muslim ... but born in the USA . Or maybe I was trolled Shit , you've turned it into a fucking science . It's like middle school all over again Imagine what your babies would look like Ummm .... I remember you ... that great " finger in the mouth " shot . I know ! When I saw Seattle I was like : This is freaking huge . Wow . " If you don't have women coming onto you all the time at home , then you should be suspicious if they start coming onto you when you arrive in China . " 2,600 comments ? HOLY CRAP Caption ? How about a fracken explanation Hit me up if you need someone to help you test that shiz . Also good with the shopping of photos for some sweet graphics if you need that as well . Does the IRC mean Luna can now grats people out of game ? I'm sorry so sorry ... I misread Umbrella Corp for some odd reason ... sorry ....... once i saw that i was like They pick those classes because it's the best combination to win , and spies do exist they're used for " picks " to take out the medic Wait , seriously ? Did she have a panel or something ? You are implying that the tendency to rape is a genetic inheritance ? ? * Last Tango in Paris flashback * I'm amazed that no one brought the fact that the photos are pretty much based on loli porn manga You aren't in Canada , why would you do such a thing ? What ? ! you found kiddy porn of your mom With stuff like that I always make the classic mistake of thinking its not working ... so I take a little bit more , then a little bit more , then a little bit more ... then Open your eyes ! Like this I don't feel so bad about not knowing about my talent points on my hunter until level 34 now I didn't even know it could do that Juventa is only 16 ? That's why you take 3/3 imp . ren . and 3/3 eren . Is 1850 even for anything any more ? Whoa , you made it happen . we are impregnant now ? fleshkinacid grade level of 20 Where'd you hear that from I came across most of them in / r / minecraft , and they were all gaming related . Clicking the " reddit this ad " link brought me to the adsense ad campaign / r / ads submission . I ended up getting around 15 in a row . I wonder if that's possible . I see three bubbles That was hilarious . I was driving around in the damn storm and didn't overreact that much . ... of course I didn't see funneling , just the scary-ass overhead and freakishly thick bolts of lightning . And the rain . I have never played Fallout 1/2 so I wouldn't know what to expect anyway . Thanks for the info , in that case I'll get it once I'm back at Uni . It costs almost twice as much here as in the UK I just hope they are using high grade bolts Anyone else read the article where it says she has an obsession " with rats " ? My mom does this annoying thing with answering the landline telephone by first saying the number and then greeting .... just in case you're not entirely sure what number you've jsut dialed Holy shit Prepare for a day of focus If you get to a bunch of indestructible blocks , that's Bedrock , and you're at the bottom of the map . I've never seen Bedrock higher than 6 blocks from the bottom . How do I know where the bottom is ? Often there are gaps in the last layer of Bedrock . If you see what looks like a bright blue block w / no texture , DO NOT STEP ONTO IT . You'll fall through the map , die , and lose everything in your inventory . Think of it like a gateway to hell Or that he has some knowledge of math . I've never heard of that . Weird . I thought all Final Fantasies were supposed to be in the same universe ... Good to know it's not just me . Not gonna lie , I may have teared up . It could have been the onions on my sandwich , or it could have been how powerful that was . OMG he's gonna rape me in my nightmares ! I have been in the Yaris and I'm not a fan . I'll check the other ones out later ... but I think I've made my mind up on the GTi ... I had a dream about driving one last night ahahah are you parked outside a lil kiddie park ? Be thankful that you had the chance and the experiences ? I never was able to go to college when I was the normal age . I'm back in school right now at 34 . There are kids here that were born when I was a junior in high school . It's pretty vein poppingly But .. it's cheaper now than when it hits beta I took 3 years of German in HS and studied some Japanese for fun .... so I can speak a little German * * AND * * a little Japanese ... separately I always thought people uploaded a custom image that looks like that Yeah , I think it looks great . Sorry I'm not too sure what the " DRY " button means .. I'm not sure how you could dry wash your clothes That is a prodigious amount of output . I think you'll find that that's 92 Billion . That woman is wearing a plastic grocery bag on her head . In which case it's possible that part of you was once part of a dinosaur , or more likely a spider seeing as supposedly we inadvertently eat about one a year or something . Some people really are bananas You can do shroom tea ? I'm not gonna lie , that confused the crap out of me . And it went right over my head . I read that as " Therapy for The Dwarf Rapists " Yep . If you're running a linux that includes compiz and you start rotating the desktop cube around it blows non-techies minds Are you telling me that 4chan is actually Angelina Jolie ? After watching this , I sort of of want to see her in the senate . I was waiting for the second verse ... Chinese are the best weight lifters outside of the heaviest weight class . I have .. The results are being drowned by the Pope and his protection of pedo's quite badly Is this a 3rd person rendition of you walking past the store ? Am I watching you , or do you have a outer body camera .. You have ink on your finger ... or is that blood . Who is this guy ? He has impeccable taste in music , it's like we could be best friends . Is only you knew how serious I am . I really don't know how this , of all things , is supposed to fix the server overload issues ... Photoshop crashed and you got an Illustrator error ? Maybe when you let him out , make him stay out there for 30 minutes or so . Maybe he'll get the idea . Or perhaps he just doesn't like xbox , get a Wii What was your favourite pokemon to use ? Playing through White now . I just started and just caught a Tabunne , which I'm sad to hear doesn't evolve but it must have great Attack IVs cause it is just tearing through everything and Tabunne has base 60 attack ... and yet you know reddit ... They took out a * loan * for a * wedding * ? Actually , i've found it mixes strangely decent with dark sodas I keep getting a ' failed to launch ' message . Also , do I need to enter a username and password ? I have one , but I heard somewhere I don't have to enter anything THANK YOU ! I never would have figured that out As an American going to school in Toronto , this is awesome . I am actually seriously considering spending the $ 160 for a bus ticket ( it'd be overnight on a bus there and back bu .... but .... my stapler . Damn ... I didn't even recognize that as pi . What's up with the James Franco hate ? I was leveling my warrior tank today . ( My first tank and I REALLY enjoy it Josh ? It's not quite Skynet , because the basic neurons of the reddit hivemind are still human users . When it'll begin processing information and becoming self-aware then we'll become Skynet . My theory is that Reddit is an experiment that measures humans ' responses in a group setting . Later this information will be used to make a better crowd-control AI . I am both impressed and freaked out . In fact , my facial expression right now might be somewhat similar to your creation ... almost . Oooh , how do all the old pokemon look wiggling and wobbling in battle ? Do they have " eyes closed " sprites too ? Well , that's interesting ... You have a 33.6 k modem ? In 2010 ? Good job 4chan , I'm sure that's really going to impact their business . wow .. you could've told me the black plague had sprung up again in Asia , shown me this video and I would've believed you ... what an insane reaction from the people in the video i see it now Because I'm short . Why do you care about 4chan when you're on Reddit ? This creeped me out more than anything in a long time . Happened almost immediately . This topic is about 1 year too late . They were detained ... in July of 2009 . Hot enough that I didn't mind the lens-flare . it was my pleasure good sir . my sister told me just now that she shed a tear . , I'm a [ 6 ] and what's this ? Yeah ... but why the heck would you use length as analogy ( is that the right word ? ) to weight ? And now you're mixing in area ... Not a chance , this would require some sort of global transportation system that allows people to travel from continent to continent within days .. oh .. Isn't the Desire just a slightly modified N1 ? Why the fuck are they just getting 2.2 now ? ! In the car with mom , she was driving : her phone goes off , she asks me to see who it is . It was a text from my sister's fuck buddy , something along the lines of " hey sexy been thinking bout u n ur hot ass " . It wasn't a misdial . Wow .. that seems hard enough to do with just humans . But dogs ... You are joking , right ? Is ... is that like a platter of ground beef ? Yeah one time someone told me my avatar looked like the girl from The Hard Times of RJ Berger . Heh ... all kids go through that ' antichrist ' phase . Parents usually just tell them to " stop spinning their head like that , it's disgusting . " Non-parents do I think it was a her . I never did try Coke Black , but I really don't like coffee ( probably deserving of my own I want to see it go in as a log , then come out in slices ... That's more than two handles of whiskey . The worst thing about Strike Witches ( season 1 ) is , IMHO , that I actually watched it to the end There's lots of green around everywhere in Michigan . ;) . I'll go mushroom hunting with you sometime , though . I'm 45 minutes away , but it seems interesting . I didn't know any mushrooms near here were edible . I think my heartbreaks have gotten exponentially shorter as I grew up . First girl I fell in love with HARD took me at least a year and a half to get over fully , then after that , a few months , a few weeks , down to one week , and ( knock on wood ) my current girlfriend better not dump me now because I'd probably be over her in three days , that's almost doing a disservice to her . Um , maybe someone else can comment on this but I'm pretty sure the professor's statement is wrong ( " unproven " , if you're picky ) . It looks like he's talking about Savitch's Thm but that's about space complexity . Unless I'm wrong he's basically saying NP = P ..... Thx , I usually peruse tube8.com myself but I'll check those vids out . I guess what I'm looking for is porn with a story . Maybe I'm turning into a girl ... wtf ? ! ? ... I didn't sign up to read that . You mean it wasn't the traditional well-wishing that furries not burn in hell but rather yiff there ? ! Unless reddit can tell us which ads get them money by the mere act of being viewed ( not clicked ) then me blocking ads costs them nothing . And , depending on who's hosting the ads , saves someone money . Unless you like clicking ads ( seems to have worked really well this time It doesn't seem to cross the minds of conservatives either .... unless the President is a Democrat Wait , what ? What's wrong with stir-fried veggies ? I'm not sure , did you ditch your revealing clothes ? If so , I feel like living on an island is a pretty legit excuse ... I guess . 15 % battery left ? I have the same chair in my dorm , but I'm still an undergrad so no van yet I'm a dairy farmer . Breed it as many times as you can . I tried this , but they kept calling the police . His tounge is blue Stay away from the seafood on ice at Todai That same hyundai costs € 16k here 100 Yen is less than a dollar . Look at that eye how big is it the matron part is awesome ! my wife was a matron of honor and it made her feel old , but she didn't crash any lan parties ( i don't think ) I had exactly that much before I got my deposit this morning . No upvotes ? Whats with you tonight reddit Well fuck , I've put a hundred or so hours into Minecraft and it isn't even out of Alpha My dad works at a county hospital and has a rather sharp disgust for the grossly obese ... mainly because they require special ( and more expensive ) equipment . Half the time they're stuck renting stuff out because they can't afford to buy it outright . They've had a few people there who were over 700lbs . Phew .. I thought your source was The Onion . Are you a male stripper ? is that Michael Jackson ? ? ? For some reason I was convinced I was looking at a garrysmod screenshot for a few seconds I remember that too ! I always thought it was weird was preparing to rage Grammar hax are needed * about to yell at the op then … * I bought the volumes of that as it came out then traded them in for the whole series set later . I still have the .. umm ... purple GOD panties that came with the last DVD in a box somewhere . You're just a competitive gamer . You wouldn't understand . At first I was like :| but then I was like There is auto-aim in the competetive console version ? I find the shoebox solution disturbing yet possibly effective I see what you did there ... As soon as I get my Evo back I'm all over this . Thanks for letting us know about this ! Now if we can get some sort of lite version of the game on Android ... WHERE THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE ! ? ! There's a video game about Mr . Baby Man ? What's even worse is when you order a sandwich and don't realize there are mushrooms until you eat half of one what if those boys were really girls dressed as boys ... well , that started all nice and fun , but then .. I can control my heartbeat What are you fucking talking about ? You no longer have that one I think I need some eye bleach . It's like a At first I was like .... " wtf ? " and then I was like " ultra mit same range as marine ? This is ... an interesting list exactly ! That's why elevators was on my list of stuff to be changed . Can you imagine base jumping from a space elevator ? Even I don't click that button and then Let's just hope the mother of a bride never eats anyone . space filler foam - spray it in the cooling vents . That will fix it . Trust me I'm an engineer I couldn't stop staring at it Of course Princess Bride That's really creepy looking You had a beard at age 11 ? Thats always so fun :P When I play fps games and somebody calls me a noob ( Usually when I have 1.5+ kd ratio Best 24th birthday gift ever o god .. the bulge Yeah I have considered switching cleanse off with something else and just getting Quicksilver sash , but Quicksilver is like 1700 gold , which is almost enough for a BF sword Jesus _Christ_ that chart . I thought you had to me a Mason to go into that Mason hall ? Who you calling DUDE .... Thanks ! That's like having a 2 second nitro boost for your character ... I'm not sure about a hugely high skill cap . Her slow and ult are pretty big ( The ult is like my screens length if not more lol ! ) and easy to land , but she does need extremely good situational awareness ( and geographic awareness of where a nice wall is to flash over ) to avoid being engaged at all if her flash is down ( or if she doesn't have flash at all I had a teacher in high school tell us that her favorite food was pickles ; that was normal enough . Then she described how she ate the contents of a gallon container of pickles at a pickles festival and went into shock because of all the extra salt . This , but with firecrackers , I'm getting all sorts of ideas It feels like ... a repost triple ponytail ... who the hell ... I thought it was a privacy filter over the screen My face when the babby dropped : Well that typeface sure is special Jesus Hell , you crazy bastard . I think you're my new personal hero I'm sitting like that right now You sneaky little mink .... So , er ... Team 6 vs Team 5 ? I take that to mean that only Team 3 / Team 6 did their match , and the rest didn't ? You have to change the gaze ? Wow . I read this in Gimli's voice . No , actually it was a private position ( all the more reason I Do american teenies generally sound scottish ? ... can I just say , I want a dozen ? Preferably a baker's dozen so I can sample some immediately ? Do you listen to Coheed and Cambria ? I don't know many people that do I have no idea why I posted that . I suspect that after 12 straight hours of lab and lecture , it did indeed reduce my IQ to 72 . I'm actually anti-death penalty which further confuses the hell out of me why I posted that . You stopped contributing to your IRA ? Can someone please re-host this image on imgur ? For some reason the firewall at my workplace blocks tumblr links but not imgur upnotch for penis thing ... does that make me gay ? 101 things is a lot of stuff to make goals for .. I don't suppose you'll know , but I've got my fingers crossed : what is up with the lenses at Lenscrafters ? I have never owned a more disgustingly easy to smudge pair of glasses . Is this a feature of the " Complete " lenses , to have to clean them six or seven times a day so that everything isn't overlaid with smudges ? It's the cat equivalent of Face . I want the WTF glasses : First I was like it's just a toy , but then i was like I wasn't saying I was good cause I beat you . Just saying we've played , it was like a week ago So if there's an internationally sanctioned rape of your wife and kids you'd be alright with it ? > provided it never leaves my flat Oh my ... What ... the hell am I looking at ? So CREEPY ! Holy shit . I googled both models - - the " cheap " one is $ 5,000 , the nice one is more like $ 50,000 . I guess you could be right with that . I honestly don't know . My interpretation was more of a " stands in front of the class " thing , but yours probably makes more sense . Or maybe they're connected ? How did you get your HP to regenerate ? I thought that too . I also read no evidence of it being a growing nationwide movement . I did notice the link to a Birther petition over on the right . one day , children of the future will think your computer is stupid I don't know about her boobs , but those are the most beautiful eyes I've seen . Is it because he's on a mac or something I've never in my life attempted to wrap my tongue around Polish words . Just looking at them intimidates me . This is as far as I got : " Jestem Mist .. er ... zem . P ... " what exactly am i looking at ? ... or a giant vibrator Honestly , the thing that disturbed me the most is for a moment , it looks like she's wearing wrinkled khakis . Then you realize it's her skin . At first I thought I had gotten drunk and made this post . Then I noticed a few differences . Crazy . why ? do you want to fly away ? Really ? So intense . Well , he told us this after we had finished a debate on the topic at the end of class . Who knows Just saw it . I thought it was an entertaining movie . Didn't blow me out of the water . Blake Lively was bewitching why 2 years ? are waiting until youre 18 so its not statutory ? Why is my text so odd I only started playing yesterday ( 6 hours gone in first sitting . Hey who installed a doorbell on my car door . Last pic made me go So ... Which are you ? May I just say ...... The eloquence of Keanu ... FUCK . Sounds like she did the voice overs for The Exorcist . But I'm only 33 ! Wait wait wait .. You're a girl ? I do . Are we freaks of nature ? I never thought of that My boss made this delicious cake ! Upvote it or I get fired Pronouced Jews ? I dunno what that was , but I was not expecting that Or size 6 Brush Script Did that cop wave to you mid cpr ? Jesus Christ you browsed Reddit for almost 17 hours ? i actually do have a piranha on my desk , just not one fitting the exact size and description of a long deceased monster eating machine that only a man with a time traveling dolorean could have brought back from the past where do you get so much TNT ? That was .... interesting to say the least . Ireland ? " Thank Gosh It's Friday " The other day we were leaving after a concert when a guy approached us asking for a cigarette . " Sorry I don't smoke " my friend said , and the guy replied with " It's okay . Here , have some weed " They look kind of dorky but , I'd give them a try I should really read up on whatever it is I just watched . I just woke up and I'm going to walk into work with this look stuck on my face . I didn't see one to start with What you mean You DO have a backup ... don't you ? This is my friends uncle , I don't speak to him often so didn't realise that he'd bought Segway , so just reading the article and This will be the 8th comment on this picture and 3rd Frederick resident .. what are the odds ? Sounds like the postings of a 14 year old . You are an Indian in his 40s and you now live in Ontario . You practice yoga , have read * lots * of books and work in IT ( like 50 % of reddit apparently Why would you cheat your way through the NEW story ? Isn't half the fun the challenge of catching , training , and beating gym leaders and the elite four with your ballers ? That seems like playing the Final Fantasy series with all the characters on your team 100 % of the time . You should see what the chimps do to the children of the other chimp tribes Or at least go spelunking in something other than peaceful mode :) Oh man , I was down in the caves for hours - I'd hate to think how many critters I'd have seen in normal mode Maybe the change in motivation was caused by your action of changing lightbulbs Android powered microwaves and stoves have been demoed , so fridges are only a fair bit behind ( although what software does a fridge really need to run ? I've no clue I remember when I was heavily drinking how strange it felt to wake up without a hangover on the days I didn't drink . What a weird feeling . :| then You have a very low standard of evidence . You just learned that today ? That knife is $ 1300 . On Ebay . OMG , this happened to me today too . It's actually creepily the same I'd like to make an odd possibility ( I don't predict it , but you never know ) . But perhaps Dexter and Deb will get together We were hosting a frat / sorority social . A girl is reaching in my roommate's fridge . He jokingly says , " You can have a potato , " from behind her . She snaps around , " What ? " " You can have a PO-TA-TO " She was like it kind of sucks that there's no flash drive version of the 1215n . I don't really need 250GB of hard drive space on a netbook That was the only episode of Doctor Who I ever watched all the way through . It was amazing huh . doesnt look close enough to a rabbit . I actually marched with the Unitarian Universalists ... Heh . These guys are fucking with you . You don't have a choice . Though you will wish you did . I don't seem to have any trouble finding clay You ... destroy skeleton generators ? sooooo sometime inbetween smoking and sex you asked her if you could have a few pictures of her to post on the internet ? Texas is a gun-free zone ? Wow . I got 13/15 . I scored higher than 93 % of the public , and I never had any sort of religious education , except for when we read the Bible " as literature " in senior year AP English class . Yes thank you for putting up with our loud shennanigans . Lol that was my penis I drew I would like to meetup with ladies of TCS You seriously didn't ? Thanks for the nightmares i remember last week someone came to the table asking for the password . those leeches are out there I will admit that I had looked into mythtv around the time you mentioned and I was kinda But the perihelion is in our winter . The immaturity ... it's mind boggling ... Wait .. They're canning Arrington already ? I got the MH glaive on my rogue's first BT run ( 70 twink , so I was mad keen ) . Since I've run once a week with no Offhand . I missed my guild run one week because I was on a flight to singapore ... OH dropped , no rogues or warriors in the run ... went to a pally who constantly pretends to trade it to me Thank you . I don't know if this goes for all floors but the bathroom on my floor is filthy . I've seen numerous cockroaches as well as mold in the vents . So , you're trying to say that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself ? Yeah , I don't understand why a mature Phone OS doesn't allow me to choose the Google Talk account yet He was a manwhore before he lost his virginity ? That depends if I know you or not . If I'm ' Scaping , unless I'm making a chart or calculating exp rates I'm always on the game screen . I'll multitask with things outside of my computer , but my screen needs focus or I'll switch tabs and find out later that I've been away for over an hour . Oof , that's so against the rules it isn't funny ( major pansy over here ) . I don't tempt my pixellated fate with such wizardry ! I totally agree . Girls seem to throw a huge tiff when their number goes up a few pounds - I honestly can't even tell what the difference is . I know what you mean . I thought the same thing only slightly , but actually some people really just look like they're laughing when crying Who the fuck does beer shots ? They do , but are you going to wait that long and risk adoption ! ? were you the celeb on 4chan asking for the / b / tards to guess who it was ? I want a taco party pack ... 12 tacos in one big box Wouldn't they check for that when crossing the border ? You can see the censored picture in the thumbnail . Why not just use the hide button ? Well , there's Niels Bohr . You may remember him from such inventions as ... THE ATOM ! ! ! ! ? ! ! TIL i have boats all over my hovel . I accidentally the browser window never seen one in my country . america must be speshul I was at WWFNY the night of that match . I fully expected Val Venis's innards to squirt out on the mat after that splash . Good grief that was cringe-worthy to watch ... I didn't read that part . Was too busy staring I wonder if you would imagine that you were in a gravity based environment I have . Trust me . Heard_that i am in school if you could elabortate on scouting Really ? : O or I was abo ... JIZZZ IN MY PANTS ... I don't think you can play ranked games at 25 . At least not solo que . Or can you ? Ohhhh burrrrnnnn . I think ? I have that exact evolution book . Come to think of it , guy was on my campus handing those out earlier today . You wouldn't happen to go to college in Alabama , would you ? holy shit , this was the first song that came to my mind That was definitely what I shoulda gone for . Is the never ending pasta bowl really ... never ending ? Huh , never thought of that for some reason I'm kind of a want to be , but not really thief . I like to take free stuff like nice restroom napkins , the free mascara sticks they give out for samples at Sephora , or little shampoo and soap bottles in hotels . I don't know why but it gives me a thrill ... Yeah , I'm totally bad to the bone Holy crap ! is that true ? Is .. is that the boat in mid air in the first pic ? I still like I lived in a high rise in Denver for a bit , with a balcony , omg i was worried about dropping shit all the time off the side Just for my tastes , the only thing I can see palatable ( without the use of Mayo , oil , or salt > I still like Nice graph , Germany is lower though ? First , I was all :-/ Then , I was like := D Now , I'm really kinda No we don't I ... I think I know this guy wtf is this shit I found 13 and cheated my way to 14th . But then I came back to the thread and realized theres 21 to find wait ... how do i get back ? That's more my thing when i'm tripping balls How can someone not like olives ? Christopher Walken creeps me out , and now I can't stop hearing this in his voice I got inspired and sailed into the ocean after reading your comment . Unfortunately most of the islands were boring , so I turned back . However , I followed the wrong way back , and figured out that there were a lot of cool mountains and vallies on the other side of my continent . So I tunneled through a mountain to make it more easily accessible . I need to build some minecart tracks over there and establish a second base . He would've given those same buggy eyes when Anderson identified his obsession with the student . Yeah I did do this but I really worked my biceps hard two days ago and now they are really tight and I feel like I have a baseball under my skin trying to rip out . I just want to have a good workout tonight and not skimp because of the pain BECAUSE YOU ARE Why were you arrested ? Your mom sounds awesome btw ! Isn't the Internet kind of like a social network ? It still pains me to think of how Lucas killed off the coolest part of the new trilogy IN THE FIRST MOVIE . I got this exact email does not make me wanna go back There aren't many laundrimats . And there are French people and French classes , but there are more Chinese , just go to aberdeen centre Imagine , if the aliens were five thousand years ahead of us technologically . This would mean if they did had their own version of weed , it would be five thousand years better , and you would get five thousand times higher . pretty much always Seems that I forgot that is this for real ? or are you simply suggesting a substitute ? Thank god I am playing . 13 . I'm a male and don't wear make up , but I'm pretty sure I could watch her videos of putting make up on all day . yeah , the nice customers are great , but the first few winks I got creeped the heck out of me . It was like , did anybody else see that ? HOLY FUCKIN SHIT ! it is done . I'm currently He's wrong ! I vote team fortress 2 or league of legends because those are the only two games I am half competent in I guess I'm the only one here spaced out enough from a long night to watch it to the end , but he finds a bunch of ROTTING HUMAN TEETH in one of the cartridge I'm pretty sure I found a spawn point for them , since every time I go into my first mine now they're almost always down there Yeah , why do you ask ? i have never seen a man slap another man Having an intense dream and confused panic attack in the morning about an old crush some 8 yrs after I stopped thinking about her and finding out a month or so later that she got married that day Do you have access to my internet history ? Seriously , the reason it says " 9 available " on that listing is that I bought number 10 earlier this afternoon . On that EXACT auction yeah i was thinking that - until i realised i had never seen them in the same room together Wouldn't it be working then ? I read this on reddit a while ago That looks like Zagreb to me . Why the hell wouldn't you ? And that concludes the " Why We Sanitize the Bejezuz Out of Our Fermenters " lecture ... I didn't know they were infamous I SAID FUCKIN ' COME IN . So you want Notch dead ? And how exactly would you compromise here ? yea similar to this . we would sneak out at night and just fuck stuff up for shits n giggles . or take logs and lay them across the highway or like the metal posts signs are on . lil miata one night had a spark trail for quite a while after that one I love it . That is really amazing . However , I don't understand why the creator was so bent out of shape about " don't you dare ask me for the pattern " . DEAR GOD Says the guy looking up other peoples ' comment karma The worse part is they drive like its NASCAR . YEHAWW ! ! ... I once humped Rod Stewart . At the end , he turned to me and said , " Aren't you that guy from reddit ? " did you guys really need to share that ? She really reminds me of Natalie Portman they both have the * OH SHIT ! * caught in the act face . funny ... yours told me that she'd never seen a bigger dick in her life . Women's brains have structure ? That's ... around half the battery life my laptop gets . OH MY You're 18 inches taller than me . Damn you minecraft ... All i saw was a dancing creeper .... Ahh , good point . The data would last around 2 to 4 years before it gets old though wouldn't it ? What with upgrades , and WiFi routers burning out . Ours seem to last a maximum of 3 years . earbuds for frenchman beret ? Thought it was just me that went how in the world do you still have crossbowmen and pikemen in 1730AD ? ? ? Hell yeah . I have three . A little bitty one , a medium , and a large heavy one . They all used to belong to my mother and ( except for the small one ) her mother before that . The medium sized one I use for damn near every meal . It's a cinch to clean and nothing ever sticks unless I get distracted and leave it on the burner a little too long . Seriously ? Yankee loser ? I think I just had a pregnant * Almost * like it's painted on the road-way ? Answer me this : If you know your image editing jargon and work with images everyday ... WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU USING GIMP ! ? ! Photoshop is THE ONLY image editing program worth using . I drive a corolla , but I'm an asian chick .. where's that put me in this story ? What's up with the address " Route 2 " does that mean it's on a highway ? When I read this in my head it just happened to go in perfect time with the song I was listening to . It's cool , I'm just glad I don't have any kind of motion sickness China is roughly the size of Australia or the USA as well , with it's 1.3 billion people ... Lots of women masturbate , fuck I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend and I think I masturbate more than I have sex with either of them I meet a lot of that criteria . She thought you weren't masturbating ? Those aren't ? Then what are they , tomatoes ? Creepy as fuck . So I guess that would be me and you .. Unless me is you ... mind telling me what it is about the composition that doesn't sit well . I have the same feeling when i look at it , something just isn't quite right , but i cant figure out what it is you look a lot like me , i think ... What the fucking fuck ? it's a pickpockets dream come true ! Is that android shooting butt-pee at the apple logo ? I AM 21 OMG with his lil nub ... you haven't bought a pc game but you're playing starcraft 2 ... ? Umm i was a new redditor at one point and i think i get it . Hell you were a new user at one point AT first I was like I keep getting redirected to whatever page I was already on before clicking the link . You should definitely try those prescriptions ; I don't have the problem anymore , but when I did it was totally debilitating . Went to my doctor , tried a small dose for a couple weeks , upped it a little after it didn't work so well , and it worked like a charm . Sometimes you can last a little too long for your lady Did you forget that he already owns / owned guns ? Why doesn't she use tampons ? Or tampons WITH a pad ? I would HATE to bleed on the sheets every time ! That stuff stains . Weird . Have you told about your issues with blood ? She's your wife , if you can't talk to her honestly about this then ... TIL other countries don't have five-pin bowling . perhaps , friend , we all wrote this ? This is 4 months old Haha , " I'm not a witch , ... I'M YOU ! " . Yeah that's not creepy at all . i have no idea I seem to have a habit of moving into places right at the edge of gentrification ( East Wmsburg / Bushwick , South Harlem , Prospect Heights / Clinton Hill ) . It's interesting to see the attitudes in places like this ; there are a lot of people who seem to hold that attitude . I even heard someone mourning the changes in Tompkins Square Park the other day , since they moved the heroin addicts out . Wow , look at the all the whities . Do . You . Need . Someone . To go . With you . I understood it perfectly ... or maybe I didn't This kinda sorta reminds me of my old workplace . I used to work supporting people with disabilities access the community . Last year at the Christmas party someone put on the Black Eyed Peas ' Let's Get Retarded ' . All of the clients were dancing and singing to it and all of the staff were just standing there like this Look , he used the NSFW tag and had a humorous title . You decided to click it at work anyway without looking in the comments to deduce it's content , and you're complaining about the OP ? How can this link have close to 6000 votes and the video only has around 600 views ? Even so , birth at 57 = = Are you a cousin ? ... my uncle totally did the same thing Very well . Next time I should scroll down I watched it twice and jumped both times ! It would be awful for me in a theater I did not post this Sounds like he was in on it how was this aired ? Thtat ´ s true ! Watching that video .... just ... just ... i always used it as a lick that is really disturbing . I've always been a fan of burrowing lings to block CC's . But I have never made the connection that it frees up burrowed infestors and roaches to move around not worrying about scans . I just can't look at the big picture like fruit can . The office copy machine . Ohhh Arkansas . Thank you for making Alabama look good . Right there with ya ... This post made me sad because I just realised that my bf and I have no kissing pictures ... or any decent pictures of us together . And we've been together for 4 years You can download things other than porn ? Now everyone knows ..... Obvious violation of the right to remain silent , but I don't think you guys have that in the UK , do you ? or she can poke her own dick It was only posted a couple months ago , if even . Probably the ones with cocks themselves OMG finally :D :D ty , i hope all my stuff is still there I heard they don't allow fish in high level government offices because they have memory ... though short , they somehow pose a risk Golf balls ! ? Wow , people might start banning Galio and Ashe ( I so want to slap this on my facebook page and watch those people go ( Whoa , seriously ? It was that significant to you ? Or do you just have a fantastic memory ? In my dreams I " recall memories " . It's got better resolution than the real world Except French kissing doesn't translate that way into French ... I guess the closest thing you can say is " rouler une pelle " ( to roll a shovel I signed up for github to post it before putting it up here , but I was confused by all the git submit commit stuff omg ... I haven't thought about that game in decades ! ! Hmm ... when did I get old enough to say things like that . No wonder Oh snap ! Really ? I've gotta look that up ( as soon as I get back to work ) Wow , I never heard of that concept ... that's something to consider . Thought provoking THEY KNOW Yeah pretty much . This actually gets me to wonder how they will ( hopefully ) be regulating in California . An 8th for one ent is not the same for another . I upped my [ 10 ] status a couple weeks ago in Amsterdam . I thought I knew what 10 was . Then I tried the Cannabis Cup Winner . valve is too good at selling stuff , I tried to buy it and it said I already had Like soccer hooligans I read this as " It was 2 years of an WANKING nightmare . " haha :D my bf and I joked about buying / wearing chewbacca and yoda masks and fucking ... then we actually started fucking . " Interesting " is right I'll be there Friday and Saturday . Gonna try to find my future husband at the LGBT characters panel ... Figured someone may enjoy it Twice ? Sugar in portafilter ? Before tamp or after ? Too big ! Like a good internet-goer , i tried to search for this first before i posted a link to it , but didnt find anything . I had no idea reddit teleported you to links already submitted So , he made mincemeat out of the entire post * except * for the ELISA tridot part . I did not just picture this omg i just had phantom cell phone vibration earlier today , i was like hmm that feels like a buzz , NO CELL PHONE IN POCKETS , This shit's been going down that long ? 15 minutes My dad likes video games , too . He used to play " Lords of the Realm " and " Mechwarrior " a ton . He's branched off now into Halo . It's so weird . I was talking to him about him " getting ready for his tournament " . He was actually just talking about a console LAN party that I guess he was invited to Holy Crap ! ! ! it does look like Jeff Bridges Am I the only one who uses a lapdesk on my bed ? Which means that Big Boss already had " assfisting " registered on his phone before this email was sent ... Sexy wookie . Or , you've proven that 0.9999 .... and 1 aren't real numbers ... But not the grass sound at 7-8 and 17-18 ? I'd high-five you but I'm on chatroulette right now . I have no context . I have done some work in that datacenter there . Who did they let go ? I tried to go to the last meetup but you was standing in the doorway yelling " You shall not pass ! " just kidding I was a loser I and sat home behind my computer screen What's Rothbury Music Festival ? So weird . When I was first watching she was going counterclockwise , then I read the description and she was going the other way . is that a safety goggles box ? it looks familar So he deposited the check . Other people that received the same check probably through them away . Ooops , I'm a means justify's the end's kind of person ... which means I have to kind of agree with their methods then ... Need an answer to this question too . Weil wir dort frei in der Gegend herumkotzen können ? ... how did I miss that ! That things gonna be like a 6 foot long butterfly . No , the difference between Total Annihilation and Starcraft is about 6 hours of extra gameplay every match . That Count doesn't sound anything like the Count I remember . have you ever ... actually ... been in a passionate relationship before ? Oh yes , brilliant , because it would be so much better if the military was entirely populated by people with a point of view opposite to yours . Yup , really like the pairs I bought from them ( even though one of them has a pocket ... " Hire " me ? " Mexicos from Puerto Rico " what's up with that " HEEEEEEE " scream at the end of the video I'm in the same exact boat . I lived with a weed dealer last year . Fucking . Hell . Consider me aroused ! from the safety of your mommy's basement ? Yes ... I'll see you guys there ! I know I'll be needing a break tomorrow Oh dear ... That is UNBELIEVABLE . This is the same story which happened at my school in 7th grade wait , what ? That's him ? Ooooooooo ..... big spender . No , why would it ? Random student walks into classroom , interrupts lecturing professor asking for a pencil , then leaves after professor gives pencil . Everyone just kind of looked at each other with a look of So this is completely off topic , but after seeing your username ... I think we played l4d2 together yesterday . Not sure which accent I find ' sexy ' . However , a woman singing in korean is unbelievably hot . The ending cut scene is longer then the game play . That shit is worse . ... Nobody does LOL yes this is EXACTLY where i got punched in this face . that spot is messed up I didn't post my comment on that one ; Reddit must have moved it That reminds me of that segment with Bill O'Reilly , the one in which he attacks The Netherlands and Amsterdam . Claiming you cannot compare the statistics of the two countries since the US is a much bigger country ! Some of those sound really disturbing Anyone who hasn't seen this video before is all " Hey cool , it's Solomone Burke , sittin ' all up in his King of Cool Throne " , then he steps off his throne and they're just Who can DL the same weight they can press ? Maybe it's just me but your title is kinda well , looks like I have a lot more to upload . So do you order pizza , wait for it to cool down , then toast-oven it again ? im not joking . I mean it . Every song Wow . I just did a google image search for " preform bottle " with safe search turned off ... all images safe Tina Fay has a scar on her face ? Why are you in the Minecraft subreddit if you don't understand the appeal ? Well , * that * doesn't make a very good bumper sticker What numbers did you put in to get that 1 % answer ? Whoooo is that ? yes I was lobbying for this idea the other day You don't even know what I look like if god sent him to hell , does that mean he also killed him ? baneling nest Imagine if playing Civ V saved the universe . I saw it when it aired last night . I was like this : Goodness , in the fridge ? That's an interesting notion - - my makeup usually last months and months so it would definitely go bad Yup , they are Canada only . Definitely not in Australia . When my Aussie husband first saw one he was all I didn't think it showed up on the radar They replied I had this happen to me after I creeper blew me up at my workbench ( which included two chests worth of stuff , a furnace , workbench , and half of my house ) . I was rushing around trying to build a new chest with my materials , picking up everything that got blown up ( diamond pick was 1 block away from my incinerator TORPEDO BOOBS ! You've mastered it before I , and I've had this game for a month DOUBLE NEGATIVE IS CONFUSING I liked 5 more than 3 or 4 , personally . Over 5TB of porn ? Yeah . It was that dot com expansion that lifted the economy of the entire country . > Only 5TB of porn ? And don't think of it as replacing that friendship .... just keep adding to it , but with new and interesting people . And you'll always have the warm feeling when thinking about her ... they are called memories ! Just keep on collecting . Life is like the internet , you never know what you'll find next ! You were afraid of crushing your baby in a king-sized bed ? My boobs grew instantly in a way that made me furious at my bra . Like I came home and ripped it off , yelling at it . Then I cried about wanting a steak . My husband made this face You mean you print your own like the US Treasury Holy ! ... I also just found a seed in my 2g of headband . Fuuuuuuuuck , thanks for making me paranoid I do all my multitrack recording straight to FLAC . When I see a . WAV I'm like Could always fashion it into a dress ... You blasted to the void ? I second this . He might even have diabetes for example . It would explain these symptoms Ok internet tough guy . They are giggling about torturing someone . This makes me want to cry . I'm so baked right now . You wouldn't happen to live in the BCS area would you ? her name is Sasha . I set the rife down to google something and 2 minuets later she is fast asleep on it . I said to myself " Awh , * shameless repost When torches do need to be lighted , the current flint and steel item will be used Did she say " ... It's officially the biggest midget in the game " ? ! I swear this article is old ? 10 % of them Why Sword of the Divine before Ghostblade ? Are you serious ? That's why you don't ? So there's not as much pedo evidence ? With what ? His cell phone ? Police officer's camera ? Just ... I work with you . Those comments about Todd are just Somebody's defensive Wow , you do invoke some rather weird and disturbing images there I must have the same disorder , because I don't see how it's in slow-motion . Yeah its one thing for it to have to push in the VGA cables its anther to push the fucking power button i thought this was a timing that all zergs knew I thought that too . The primary purpose of the presentation seemed to be advertising for Intel What do you mean by smurfs ? can't you do this already ? WHAT'S THAT STREET LIGHT DOING IN THAT TREE Ico and SoC are coming to the store ? All points are more or less valid . Except for the woman who says her students got worse grades when their work was turned in in OO format . Her hand movements are rather awkward . Also how she's staring into the camera . It's a good idea to just change the tab while this plays . Nothing to be apologize to me for . \ * offers a hug \ * and eeech . Whoa , I'm jealous dude . That's an insanely awesome lineup . How is your reply three minutes older than the comment you're replying to ? how often do you get said " evidence " by reenacting star wars with girls ? I went with Amazon just because I wanted the Collector's edition . Looks like it was oversold though and is out of stock everywhere . You have a reddit shift ? man what a dumper ! waiting for him to mess one up . kept waiting , and waiting , and waiting Yeah , I started reading and was like ... " is ... is RA trolling him Why was Michael Jackson - Pepsi Generation the best related link to this ? TIL Philips is Dutch . For some reason I always thought it was Asian " upboating " ? oh , you mean vomiting ? ... Isn't Hymettus like right next to Athens ? Where did you take this picture from ? is it that obvious ? How do I add to it ? Just save , paste and re-upload ? looks like a school how is this not dubstep Apparently not full speed with 1000 rpm i thought you tip tax No , the company decided that the amount they agreed upon was just too much , so they sued him . Sad that after 4 years you can't spell my name correctly . A little yes ... sometimes I'm still unsure about whats appropriate or not eventually : my laptop died and I had to buy a new one .. so I need an enclosure to get the data off my old hard drive What are you " eating " in the 6th panel ? ? I don't get why this is disturbing . sounds familiar ! I'm the atheist child of 2 ex-overfanatical christians who realizing the insanity of it all left the church and have now become jews Jesus . Why thank you kind sir , you are so noble and kind . who is searching for clitoris near an elementary school ? DO THEY HAVE A WEBSITE who is searching for clitoris near an elementary school ? its my boyfriends friends that confuse me Well i can play that game too ... " Laser Pen " ... hum that's some mighty strong Déjà vu Really ? US is the # 1 depressed country in the world . I'm surprised they let him chew gum on the flight . Sure sounds like you did . But ask yourself ... are you sure it was an accident ! ? Same kinda thing here ! K - 8 . Got sent to a large public high school , and rode the bus . ha , i just stare at people ... Lap dance club ? ? ? thats good to know ! I worked for a popular pizza place when I was a teenager and I saw and heard some horrid things I'm on shattered hand as well ... I've been playing for the past 2 hours This really doesn't make sense If that guy wasn't obviously gay , I would have completely God , you guys make the flirting / dating / pick-up game sound absolutely brutal and animal ... makes me glad I'm in a committed long-term ... not sure I'd survive out there in the wild ! TIL you have to pay taxes to your church in Finland . I nominate ... * * that guy * * ! Not just because he has a tie ... um , ok , mostly because he has a tie I should be dead Oh , apparently there's a live stream at the bottom . I completely missed that until now You thought 500 points was average ? The weird looks are because you can't divide by two on your own . Are you each paying with a card ? Then you've pretty much answered your own question . It's not the relationship dynamic they're Apparently I have depression i thought it because you could see the corner of the ceiling in the reflection I didn't see that .. family guy works , and i'm on cablevision in nyc I'm guessing eliminated the classic SSD , went with an smaller one , larger battery so they can have some crazy battery life maybe 20 hours Quantum Nanites i .. i think its a she .. Is that lube or handwash or other next to the TV ? I though you were talking about the budleaf necklace but then i noticed a fuckin goatee on the girl I had no idea anything was going on . Thanks ! Perhaps I should take the opportunity to state that I absolutely do not agree with that fictional character's sentiment The correct response to someone telling you that story is , " I also just realized that high-fiving someone's face is the same as slapping .. ya thats what I was curious about ... I think I know this person ... Probably ... it wouldn't surprise me ¿ How do you post with Links ? As I live in Plano , totally going to check this out with my boyfriend if I can . He got a Someone else viewed the spreadsheet while I was looking at it , and it gave me the opportunity to send them an IM . As long as the person trying to sell them to me doesn't want to meet in a hotel lobby What if I carefully balanced three grains of sand directly on top of one another ? he was apparently in an american prison but spelled " Realize " as realise . He may be a british troll That's literally 2.6 worker kills per shot . Let them shoot three times and you've lost 1/3 of your mining in that base ( considering it's fully mining ) . All this is done withing 5 seconds ... wow Oookay , should I use " Ich " instead ? usually when you gamble you're in it to make money , not spend it ... Dan Aykroyd ? there are few links I refuse to click , but I think this is one of them Why , yes , I have seen your basement . They're actually up to 12 million subscribers now . candy man , candy man , candy man Just be scared . What season is this ? Did you have a little bit too much coffee this morning ? The laaaaaaaaaazy eye Are you a wizard ? What show is this ? ... this is scary how right this is for me I like At first I was like you'd rather have text than pics in / r / pics ? Looks at name . And damn you both for bringing that one back into my head .... Four years I've spent purging that ........ Hey guy ! I'm still waiting for my stuff to be shipped . You are full of lies . LIES ! And semen . Did that technobabble actually say they want to write their OS from the ground up but it'll also support running Windows applications ? I cant stop staring at this hair . Stable middle class job with a stable middle class life . I do not want to be famous or anything like that . I just want enough money to go out on the weekends and enjoy my life doing things I love . Also the job must involve me working in various locations . I can not work in a cubicle Man beats Demon's Soul it has 2 jb song on it ... you expect me to play this ? Is that a .... Panda ? so ... there are 108 . and i looked at them all ... At first I thought you were trolling , and then I was all like Interesting , and I still haven't done war in kryta Oh fuck . At first I was like And then I was like And still I was like You know what , all subsequent times were still like woah how does it glow Raw chicken ? That's weird , most of those gifs come from tumblr , but that's not a tumblog preschool snack ? They are loaded with sugar That would be a logistical pain in the balls # # # # # # Rain is megaraxing Just realized I do too . it's really not that big of a deal , even if he was mad . who said moderators can't get mad . Do you know how many idiots they have to deal with each day ? or chew the vial Hm . But I don't hate my works . I've only seen them as kids that I get to happily raise and strengthen until they can stand on their own , and I like kids . Why don't other writers like their kids ? Don't they know loveless attention equals loveless results ? I only just learned about deodorant marks as of this thread you need to fix your glasses One day I hope to learn how to say that Hmm . Depends on what you want . If you want job securtiy , the feeling that you know more than pretty much all your peers about your subject ( I'm the only ICT teacher with a computing related degree , everyone else were media or english teachers and just converted Reddit is like a party that you get so drunk at that by the time you sober up you realize you weren't at a party A friend broke up with his girlfriend after dating for about 2 years . She was a real BITCH . I told him what I though of her . A few weeks later they re-hookup and then get married . Why is that water " forcefield " not flooding the entire level ? Just keep your banana down there . As long as you only carry one banana ... Who is Dives ? ? I am hoping to correct for this by going as Gend ô next con I go to . If only I could convince some friends of mine to follow suit , but neither of the girl friends I have who watch anime have even * seen * Eva i know man . i actually just learned how to do that ... Man , who woulda thought anti-semitic comments would backfire You JUST SAW the black power ranger on a Bank of America commercial , during a NFL game that happened over a week ago ? So ? She won't mind ... I think . You look like you have an amazing body Not if you use the business end of the nail clipper to scratch them and smear some swine flu on the wound ! ! battlestations is awesome Yeah cause everyone knows that San Fran is world renowned for its Mexican food . mind = blown only 300h I do that , too . Um , why are his electric burners glowing blue rather than orange seagulls actually do that ? Hmm , the link didn't work ( seems like wikipedia is down So what exactly are you arguing ? Are you arguing about something at all ? I did The Tea Party is not only proud of their ignorance and stupidity , they want to get rid of the Department of Education . Just as good and almost as terrifying is The Demon in the Freezer by Preston . Same type of book , except about smallpox . Thank you ! ! ! I thought no one would get it Looks like the Romulan I have right now The biomes ... they're ... growing ! He ... he just stares into your soul ! That's what my " uncle " used to tell me Uh ... my nokia won't let me send a blank text ... The first chapter is available to read on Amazon . I've read a lot of fucked up stuff , but never felt actually physically sick until now . Holy fuck Haha , the carter road I'm talking about intersects Telegraph and Toledo . Where do you go to school ? College right ? Umich here , I commute though This is getting awkwardly heated No paved driveway Have you tried it at all yet ? If not , you'll know why soon . I sat down with a high and haughty attitude , a la " Man this is dumb , I can't believe so many people are playing thi - Wow , signing in for an url shortener That's a lot of money for a netbook ... I was already aware that I've enjoyed about 45 days of my life listening to an audiobook I was amazed too - he was Australian , and had to cover huge distances for work ( Something to do with mining ) . He said the van had 350k on in it when he bought it They ... have toes ? I was friends with this girl in our CS class . She used to copy the same text as many times as she wanted to paste it ! ! ! ! Pic accepted . Yikes ! I have a hard time being serious ... Seriously . I'll definitely vouch for the bit about the accent ... I was in a band with a guy from Ålesund and a guy from Trondheim ... it says a lot when you can understand a Trønder better than someone else I've done coke , but the weight loss was so temporary and not conducive to my goal to make 100 lbs , not fluctuating , my natural weight . Plus , that shit's expensive , yo ... ! ! ! ! Couldn't afford it as a weight loss supplement , heh I would NOT want that thing swimming ( or flying ) towards me I've seen patterns similar to these on salvia and of course have trouble explaining them . Amazing they can be explained mathematically dude ... whoa hell yes it's worth it . i was concerned at first about getting it since I was so burned out on fallout 3 , but this game has me addicted Why are you posting pictures of your bruised leg ? Holy shit I never thought of that . Ha he said cunnalingus ... Fuck , shit has changed since counter-strike she probably doesn't have the time or energy to know what she wants just yet It should be illegal how close the crib is to the door Me too ! Yes but three rights make a left What's with the shoes ? first I was like * fap fap fap * ... but then I was like don't forget the fishing mini game . ( can't remember the name of it ) had a hard time explaining why i had a perfect circle sized blister . Who sells 6 eggs It's the best energy drink ever created actually . Are they allowed to put COMPLETELY false images in these things ? At first I was like But what a butterface ! An interesting idea , however has there been any study that has analyzed the impact of this requirement ? My google skills fail me at finding anything . Um . Probably cause I'd need to search in Japanese Well .... I suppose that could work so it turns out dayvie * is * David Kim himself Were you ever a child ? I never said anything about what she would say in vent . Just that she actually talks in vent and people can I've been talking about this forever ... I want a house with glass floors with a aquarium underneath it .... filled with genetically altered bio-luminescent glofish .... I would always have the lights off and the room would just glow from the floor Oh fuck , that thing traumatized me for YEARS . Thanks for the link . Too bad it's frickin ' MegaUpload . Taking me like 3 hours to download the first part It ... probably is . Similar products priced differently for different demographics Thats one hell of a house yeah ... I had the same moment of Now why would a toker be shaven ? current face : I dunno , I've never been cut shaving . Face or balls . And I don't even use shaving cream for my face . ... Why did you punch the screen ? Those gorgeous melons are flirting with me mine is horses ? I'm an [8 ] and what's this ? ? photo of the day : blowing cock ? I want to know what souless basement scum downvoted this . 40x isn't that bad ? Why doesn't it tell you in plain , simple text where you are ? why did you use " I love you " as your username ? It bends up so what ? coming from a fallout 3 game , I instantly read the headline as " NCR " instead of " NPR " ... big anonymous comments .. how intriguing I must have missed something ... No stories about Snooki ? TMZ is slipping . Oh that's CNN ? ! ? Man , I really havent had this sort of issue with ammo , and that's even on very hard mode where enemies has damn near a million hp Um , but one question : Did you need a college degree to work in a factory ( for 11 hours wow what the fuck ? this JUST happened to me like 1 minute ago . IN the toilets ? ! ? ! ... and the belly button . i'm a chick , AND YES THIS IS THE SONG ! Notice all the Ma'ams . Yeah , this is the first time I've stepped into this subreddit and Our first year physics professor made a particularly infamous problem - we had to calculate whether someone jumping off the world trade centers would hit terminal velocity . haha worst .... my boss gave me the weirdest look ever . Where on Earth is Lima ? But you don't have a child . I have no clue what you're talking about Let me just say , I didn't know what Culi-Theory was until I read your comment . Its really weird because I had an experience with shrooms and it involved a feeling like ceolceol descrived and I just had to look up what Culi-Theory was . Just saying I live like 10 minutes from Paramus NJ I hope for your safety , that my safety is not a question in regards to my sarcasm on an internet forum Isn't a Mac an unnecessarily expensive option ? I don't know your requirements , but if it's just for minecraft ... What the fuck are I can't tell if you're serious or not If it tastes anything like caviar , then it's yummy batman the animated series ? xD my favorite incarnation of the batman , followed by The Batman universe and then batman beyond " greek life " My last girlfriend was American . She told me about working two jobs and studying full time and having a debt at the end of it all ... She's also done some DDR and IIDX cosplays , too ... two of my favorite games as well . This chick is in my Spanish class ! Did someone say motorcycles ... ? ? Ubuntu is losing the point of simplicity with desktop enviroments , I mean , ¿ how come they decide whether Unity is the best choice instead of Gnome ? does it means that Canonical is not taking second opinions from standar users , or just want to make the Ubuntu experience a bit dificult for newbies ? ? i see . thanks Oh , yes I did . Craigslist is too adoption . first i was like A report * for * Jim Henson ? That ... perhaps the wolf IS the bong awesome ! You mean like in real life ? :) The only suggestions I get there is like " Dude , you gotta watch Book of Eli , that movie is so good ! " ( No , man , it's not ) There were official games in March this year ? To clarify : I googled look of disapproval , copied and pasted into a SMS , showed up as I had many imaginary friends as a child but never visually defined them . Your brain has an amazing ability to conjure up images or I'm not sleeping tonight I was merely pointing out that your comment added little to the discussion as it was a semantic hamster on a wheel . Which is precisely * how * we are supposed to up / down vote according to reddiquette . You're welcome for the downvotes . I hope it completely ruined your day . I second this . I met Moran Freeman in Memphis , TN about 4 years ago at Ground Zero Blues Club . When I asked him for an autograph , he was quick to reply , " no , but I'll give you a hug instead . " I created a tiny O_O to disrupt the movement of the balls , getting perfect horizontal back-and-forth motion for one ball , and vertical back-and-forth motion for the other ball . Then I let the tiny Interesting , my writing teacher brought this up in class today But then how wou ... OOOOHHHH . I have one boyfriend ! I'm from Boulder , not Aspen ! Y'all don't mess around , do you ? I dont think i can go Yoshi is his gf ? your fingernails are immaculate I want Riot Points ... deep fried duck ? You have 18 children ? I remember . I used to walk barefoot up hill ( both ways ) just to get to and from the zoo to get my mold-a-rama . Now I just order them online . That is an odd one . Good grief , those feet are terrifying ! Those aren't toes ... more like talons If you're into war themed mature games , I could recommend the Suikoden series . If you feel like depressing , the Valkyrie Profile series are good too . Also , Lost Odyssey for x360 ( This one , damnit . Isn't anarchism more about what positions you get rid of than what positions you take ? Why escape the restrains of one set of rules only to submit oneself to another ? Hope she doesn't read reddit and see that there's no checkmark next to the " she's beautiful " comment That hurt my brain I love this guy so much . I admit , I Am I the only one here who often needs to take a piss when I wake up in the morning ? He wrote a book Rap is something you do , Hip Hop is something you live . In Europe it is legal to carry a lighter with you on a plane Any movie's an audiobook if your screen is broken ! Oh , I am raging hard . In my penis area I mean . Maybe he loves you ... BECAUSE she hates you . The big question is what do they say ? omg those legs . maybe it's a fixed freestyle bike and he grinds on the right side ? would you feel better if i told you it tastes awesome ? and that a Big n Tasty there is double in size , and flavor ? but seriously , ignore the Macs , get yourself some Showrma ! double the meaty goodness , and you can buy 4 or more for the price of a McArabia meal You jest , but thermal polymerization plants could do just that . Of course , they could do that with the neighbors ' kids , too . < _ < What kind of man sits down to pee ? ! And mine . That ` s more of a You need to implement more expressions . Examples : ^ \ _ ^ @ \ _ @ > _ < T_T Gender stereotypes is a big help to men's rights I'm not gay but I just imagined me fucking myself for the first time in my life Look what happened to David Carradine I had no idea what it was for lube-free masturbation . for life . think of the money you would have saved defy gravity much ? I feel bad for the " wide receiver " of the teams if that's the case I live in Seattle . Too many hipsters You don't pack much ammo Could you somehow explain how that's relevant to my comment ? I don't see the connection at all . did ... did I just get propositioned over the internet No , but I am . From the future . look at the black kids faces when they are dancing . selinux's a bitch . haha get high from smoke in the air ? you should just try sitting in your bathroom and turning on a Volcano bowl at max temperature with the bag / valve off and just let it hotbox your bathroom with yummy thx vapor Am I the only one who doesn't keep secrets from my significant other ? I don't know ... this is really close to my house , and I have wanted to check this bar out for a while . Almost seems too easy . Wow crazy eyes is iiiittt ... slutty or ugly ? thousands of them ! That was more than expected Yes . Recorded me totally does not sound like actual me . The most insane thing about this to me is that someone would take a job that requires them to work 15 hours a day There's so many Cannot be unseen holy shit dear lord . Goddamn that expensive ? Pro what ? Um , that was weird , I was listening to this when I saw it on reddit Hm , this is good feedback , thanks . I guess I should have mentioned that I started putting this together together before I knew what the subject would be who is the girl at 2:30 Anju , the innkeeper from Majoras Mask . Yeah , first the rap stuff was kinda like Wait , how do YOU know what weed smells like , hmm ? ? Katy Perry - the one that got away Interesting that you skipped the homophobia , racism , and sexism bits . Well duh . That's kinda the point of the post , isn't it ? ... wat ? Is this real ? you guys eat some obscure-ass shit Funny you mention a soccer league , because yeah , my uni is pretty large , big city . There are 3 on 3 soccer tournaments at my school's intramural sports facility , but they arnt randomly generated teams ... you have to go in with a group of friends , and sign up , which I don't have =/ . Also thanks , I am quite a personable person haha , that's why I like myself , wish other did to Yeah , we're losing a guy that's been on for 5 years , I have to take over most of the Clients that he deals with ( I'm 19 and have been on the job for less than 6 months I can't understand this because I don't know Korean slang . but yeah , this is strange . I can't believe that someone actually used this happy dog as an argument against evolution . Insurance only became a necessity because the cost of paying directly became too high . The cost of research , practice , and especially lawsuits have made medical care prohibitively expensive . Government intervention creates a problem , and then they try to solve it by intervening even more Halloween LAN party . I wish I had thought of it . Lol damn 50 gigs for a picture .. Red light HELPS you adjust to low light conditions ! Coffee .. Lots and lots of coffee Seeing that list makes me hope I never have to go back to C That's what it sounded like $ 16 - $ 17 in Australia .. Not since Gmail ! 40000 and growing , according to Gmail : weird part is that my first email says it was sent in 2006 , but I've had Gmail since 2004 . Huh ? Are you actually advocating pedophilia ? Because that's what it sounds like Wait , you didnt expect Carter to get hurt ? ! It's here in Maine , at least . This is also the place where bacon oatmeal also exists The blurred-out picture of Redditman 2000 looks like hercule ( Mr Satan ) from DBZ [ hugs ] But you're full stealth and everything ! You say that like its a bad thing ? ? ? > C um .. wut Vanilla ice cream on that shit . Why would a dog get a human as a puppy substitute ? ? ? Its waffles AND Carrots ... Thank goodness I always wave . Then I guess I'll be making backups of my saves way more often Oh wow , they did an amazing job capturing the characters . Yup , I love testing . Some of the bugs ( like me showing up in a random cave ) adds to the confusion / excitement . Only problem with this is that to get from my " return " portal to my base requires me to climb over 2 mountain ranges which takes some time I can't .. stop ... watching ... I saw his kill / death I think he knows that Doesn't that mean you could also be a Caucasian Australian who happened to learn English from an American ? I also moved here from victoria in the summer Utah here This is some 2012 ( the movie ) shit .. His immediate reply was " I live in Calgary . When did this happen ? ! Holy crap , is that the Reddit Handsign ? WTF ! Freaking rage Maybe it was a lie Wow ... That was ... Intense . I'm in Japan and I donate when I can ... which is every six months because they don't let you donate more often than that Ha that was so fast it's scary . Only a few seconds ago I pressed submit Create a bootable usb linux os and retain XP without altering the hard drive . Make the uhh ... when did u do that ? i never got any call about the pub craw .. You can kill by landing on someone's head ? Must be a 14 - year-old thing ... My son wanted to carve a peace sign this year . He started his carving just as he draws them - with a big circle . Solid state still won't help you in case of theft or fire ... YES I UNDERSTAND YOUR COSTUME Yeah , usually in fffuuu it's a stick figure penis or something like that , this time I had to close the window really quick . I've been watching it on Netflix stream ... watched about a dozen episodes so far . At first I was like AMBORED . Then I was like CANTSTOPWATCHING . Also , some Canadians joined the Confederacy during the American civil war . Damn Truthers and their explosive paints ....... How to hell do you do that I've considered this and other sites like direct 2drive ( they even sell games to German users that are not allowed to be sold in Germany at all , like Condemned , Manhunt etc ... Appropriate file name There is one right near the Royal Tyrell Museum in Drumheller , Alberta as well . It makes me Don't know why but I laughed more seeing the original video ... I think I see some Super Mutants ! It's like a Mary Sue gave birth to a Super Mary Sue . im an ent and I am aware Why all the downvotes ? ? Just remove the lava Complete with stains . If they want to play with the Sniper , why don't they go in to Team Snipers ? I think I've heard of that town ! No idea where it is , but I bet it was cold in the winter Wait people can actually stand in Antarctica and not fall into space ? I always that was just a joke SUPER VIRUS Well around here ( Germany ) we get whole games for free with our magazines ^ ^ ( Just got Splinter Cell 3 yesterday I think he's 6 ' 6 " yeah ? Did I miss something ? Actually it didn't work with me . Yea like not telling their husband who just got back from a 9 month deployment to Afghanistan that she is now 5 months pregnant haha , wow , my god ... How does one just " place " a knife in a vagina ? How is she supposed to pee when she is wearing that ? Please tell me that is not thru that weird hole thing on the crotch of her costume .. What if your Wii broke and you couldn't game for a while ? ! ? ! ? What ? The saturn one looks way worse to me Bloody hell , I suck at formatting . derrrp , suppose I should have read the article before I posted . Could you ever forgive me ? > That's right . Heroin used to be sold as an over-the-counter cough suppressant Yah should see about working for Haunted Houses . My the terror you can cause with the make up effects you applied yourself Are you saying that two separate people should share the same mind ? omg proposition 19 broke the government well .... did u do it ? and POISON STONES ( trust me they are safe ) lol no , no troll dock . I was considering building trollface in 8bit per someones suggestion and downloaded an image of it to lay it over a grid but then I got bored and didn't feel like it anymore if the scout is the spawn of satan , does that mean the spy IS satan ? Me too .... How the hell did that author get to the 4th so quickly ? Is this a common thing to do ? I originally read that at mediclorians ... In every company I worked for where someone had to book the flights of managers ( ya ' know , ' cause they were far too busy to do it themselves ) it always fell on some receptionist / HR lady that barely knew how to operate a computer . So this story does not surprise me at all . At my last job the receptionist ( who was in her 40s ) said she had never used a computer before being hired . That's actually a pretty cool idea . Omw mate , wouldnt let any one be stuck over there against their will but ... Finland ? u srs ? > " My name is Joe Blow , cause I blow ! How is this " guilty ? " Gaga is a talented musical artist . That is the most terrifying website I've ever seen ... All the numbers ! OMG ! A dual-core girl ! I remember my very first FPS ... Doom . I was somewhere between three and four years old . I sat on my dad's lap and mashed the keyboard . Good , scary times . Diablo , Black and White , Warcraft ... yeesh , where'd the years go ? you're such a gas .... oh wait .... too soon ? I actually had sexual tension with one friend ( not on purpose , tried crazy as hell to diffuse it ) , and kinda propositioned him and kinda got turned down so that possible turn-down has left me a bit Good luck mate , I'd be down but i'm going backpacking through Europe in March , so I wouldn't be around to pay my portion of rent ( My husband's laptop . He had set it on the floor , screen up - then started tickling me . I reacted violently , kicked it , and broke the screen Do you point the target with your bomber ? Why have I never tried that ? * snort during silent work hours * you're not me i would just like to take this time to point out to blackjackal that two people have now seconded my self nomination , both of whom are mods themselves hehe , didn't think people would actually second me so , no food ? Happy bday Gabe ....... now wheres the next episode already You must be in Clearwater o lol . well , maybe he's the same guy that posted he voted today and was the only young guy there Commas are actually pretty over used . I think he only legitimately missed one comma . The semicolon thing was kind of weird though . Yay ! ! I'm happy to hear that :) sometimes I feel so awkwardly outnumbered ... like I was exiled from Venus and had to go live on Mars Is that you Nakor on the map or is there someone else on our street that reddits you have the serial killer apple in your cute folder Wow , I'm from Finland , and I found a redditor who lives 10min walk from me ! ! Out of 9 registered users one lives nearby Foxer's marine / marauder micro is just phenomenal Well he can still make a new post " Upvote if you love Hl2 , Portal etc " Why is it that I grasp what he just posted ? And I'm not a graphics programmer ( Network geek myself ) . Actually , they do , but you have to be dilated first . You mean .. you don't know ? Oh , the horror ... Since when was stream power not technology ? Turn on fan every time so no one can tell what you're doing . If you only save the fan for special occasions , everybody knows . I did . First try . Completely by accident . I kept wondering why people bitched about the Water Temple , until I went through a second time and was like " WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO THE FIRST TIME I DID THIS ? ! ? ! ? ! I read that last sentence as " She's not fucking the Pope " and did a I am also female . And I am straight and hot . All guys should wear bright blue shoes , yellow pants , and raggity old tee-shirts . Do not groom your hair . Do not wash your face . Grow a neckbeard and become fat . Do this and you will get all of the women . But seriously , do this . Also I am a girl . Weird ... this person has the exact same writing as I do and my name is Chris ! Works both ways .... Problem with those good beers , seems almost a waste im amazed that less than 12 hours after twiddling my thumbs trying to think of an alternative to spleef we have a whole stadium You make money from Reddit ? mall of america bus station ? there is a 3rd ? Holy shit , 120 leaves ? People aren't going to be very trustful toward you with that many leaves . Homonids hadn't even evolved at 5 million years ago Hey you hoebag monkey punctured banana popsicle licking piece of lollipop cancer The HORROR ! ! ! What's the fishy thing going on with my account ? Really ? I'm on 36 days on Vista .... so what is your point ? The girl was born in 1998 You look a bit like a friend of mine . Quite a bit actually . Fuck , this isn't r / trees , I'm sorry everyone . That's it , no more trees for me . This is already on the front page of r / videos . First I was like * * Someone ... anyone What has you shaken ? > What has you shaken ? I think you are into something here Yup , I've seen drivers having their number of steps counted . The driver got in trouble for walking on the walk way and not cutting across the my landscape . My hopes are it's just sarcasm . Otherwise : Pretty sad . With double credit for time served Holy shit dude , i didn't even remember ever seeing this THREAD let alone your comment or my response I am 99.9 % he stuff himself . If not Except they didn't have any guns . Huh boy ... I had originally formatted my external to FAT 32 just so I could use it to transfer files to Windows machines . Was my original supposition entirely wrong ? " ... and then the homeless guy wanted to make out with me . " What , " in " ? Ok .. So how many Fox news folks and other conservative media people give to the Republican party , and don't get suspended or even mentioned for it ? This is so logical will i get downvoted if i say the punch line ? I never get bathy stuff You are so not fake . The cold could make for a good photoset . If you can handle it ! They've never denied it though . I met a 6 ' 4 " samoan who claimed to be the runt of his family You can , it's just been renamed . I forgot to what though . Unless you are parallel parking Is that a Dug fursuit in the second picture ? Well , I had no idea ( being a guy ) that I'm actually a Heterosexual Women ... " We're in North Carolina right now . That's why we've been driving all night , ' cause we're in North Carolina . " strange enough that looks strangely similar to my brothers now lost cat it looks alot freakier up close . Jesus Sailor Moon's Tuxedo Mask ? OMG ! He's Boehner colored Ah . It wants to sell me insurance ..... Ok , so Lisp has status * A * ; it's a mainstream language . Also , my display percentage is usually around or even above 50 % . Am I the only person that noticed the ending of the previous clip I guess that means our pirated copies of windows 7 ultimate didn't have any affect . Good to know butter ... extract ? If I weren't on a mac I'd do that face that looks like Thanks but , I don't understand how can you go through all of that effort and then forget to upvote ... My name is Jaime Gorgeous ... Meth causes less harm to others than normal amphetamine ? And tabacco ? And weed ? It seriously ranks meth as one of the least harmful drugs to others . My wife's Oxtail .... and i could have sworn I heard him mixing English words and sentences into the gibberish just to make it sound more real . Do you actually think Jesus was actually giving a prohibition against using a certain title ? #12 : Nipple rings are torn out TIL the sockets in your country look like bug mind powers The parents should have called a lawyer and glued him We tried a trick play like this in HS . The QB acted like he didn't know what the play was and couldn't get the play from the coach . He walked over to the sideline acting like he was getting the play . Center hiked it to the backer , backer threw it to the QB who at that point was wide open . We got penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct . " intentionality deceiving the defense " . I always sort of thought that was the point They are probably all dead . ... TIL All grown up indeed . Yeah , and I'm a guitar teacher . I was expecting maybe 10 karma before fading into obscurity I remember checking the sodium content of a Hungry Man meal just for the lulz . It was in excess of 1,200 % of a person's DV of sodium . In one meal . One . Freaking . Meal . This is the only correct answer that's gonna be one interesting nightmare ... RIGHT ! ? I have plenty of meth , but I've been running low on squirrels lately . ... err ... I ... I think it has 3 feet . Nice , another foreigner that won't even qualify not that I know of more important than proper grammar ? 8 154 during 6 months , and this is my computer at work ... Well I heal with the default UI Peter and Olivia are activities now ? Your on your fourth decade ... weird .. It can make the surfaces of any building look good , but has no bearing on the architecture ... kinda creepy . As a matter of fact . Its super creepy . David bowie stealing children ... The other evil being adopting a child ? It's a good thing you edited that comment . I was like Where can I buy those stickers Your comment doesn't mean anything of value . Whatever the hell that means . You can't say touch é on somebody else's behalf For a moment , I thought this was a * left * hand . haha , this is pretty good . I just may do this before my next class , except I will probably smoke said cigarette Wow ... yes ... that is kind of what ' averaged ' means ... Well , that's where my Is this true ? You got a domain name for it ? COULD IT MOVE ANY SLOWER ( At first i was like " why is this nsfw , that doesn't make sense . " Then i read the last line .. At first i was like :) but then i was like Just last night somebody traded a Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy for a Dead Ringer I understand . The problem is right now we have a black vinyl love-seat and we made our living room with deep red walls and black furniture , tv stand etc . This will stand out as a sore thumb with our current decor . I also like the original fabric ( it does have some wear ) but it matches NOTHING in our house . I'm torn . Umm , just ... regular . :( it feels regular . oh wow Where can this be purchased ? Michael Povelsen does not look 64 years old . HOLY SHIT Cool , thanks for the reply ! I will be going under anesthesia for a surgical biopsy where my surgeon will remove the strange lumps though So thought you said " I pinch penises " before I did a double take . Oh god ! Oh . Ah ok , I thought for a sec you had a breast biopsy ... Whoa , what ? He was in an episode of Firefly ? You don't need to read anything about him to become part of the hivemind .. i believe this was an iama My friend has a cat named Morris right now that looks exactly like this .... what ? you're the one who posted it . NOT CANNON ! ! ! now ? NO ONE ! ! ! where the hell did you get white castle No Transformer references yet ? I am VERY surprised ! Is that laugh track part of the news ? There was a reddit meetup in my neighborhood and I completely missed it . I saw this car driving past me on my way home the other day . I looked at it funny , and they beeped at me . Their horn sounds really weird How come I can't edit the title of this thing ? Now can we get one with nuggs and underboob as well please ? Or nugs betweenboobs even I can steer my boat on smp . Yeah , you were kinda bitchy , but it was such a turn on You're looking at the differences and missing the point of the article . The point of the article is that China is headed along the same trajectory as the US was which made it a great power . Are they identical ? ' Course not . Most of China can't speak English and it was never a colony ( although it was split into spheres of influence ) after all either right Why do you assume that repealing the health care bill is synonymous with " no health care " ? I read that as well What the hell did I start ? Non-cannon , the forbidden fruit ? I only just now saw this and so have no idea ! Er , I stand corrected sir . Can I blame the lack of coffee this morning ? Wow , this is actually really hard for me . So I guess Bush was not baptized ? Oh that's what you're trying to say ? Most of us are high here ; even if we had decent grammar we couldn't read your mind it's cool , but can it run Crisis ? Totally just fuckin with ya . Trying to be funny . Goddam I'm such an asshole . I swear I thought it was the email link . Yeah , what flames do you speak of ? The ones in the news file footage that has nothing to do with what was spotted yesterday ? Yeah I saw that footage as well Donated $ 10 . Not much but I just fed a monkey Impressive . You have people in your computer ? > I read that well . I love this DVD btw That's how economies evolve anyway . Your start off mainly in agriculture , then move to manufacturing , then services . You have jobs in each sectors but they increase or decrease as the economy grows and develops . Just because agriculture or manufacturing shrinks doesn't mean your economy is worse off . Most agriculture and manufacturing is so expensive in services economies that they have to be susidized anyway It's all about putting teabags in the kettle ... which .. actually really saves time Wow ..... You can just tell by looking at them that they have a lot of sex with each other . #13 just looks like some shits about to go down as soon as we leave .... You forgot to answer his question Real Penis That game went from awe look every zombie game ever to : If you were to gather evidence - for example , take pictures if she hurts you like when she scratched your face ( I've been craving baklava all week .. sigh , impossible to find around here though . Also there are three amazing bakeries ( I used to buy whole cakes ... for myself cfrosty for president imo Yep . Percy will also body slam Archie and knock him over . Even though he's half Archie's size . Does anyone else think OP looks a little bit like Nathan Fillion ? Yep . There are even female compatible ones Really ? Fuck me , do I need ID to buy petrol as well ? I never been id'd for lighters Sadly enough Valve doesn't answer to any of these request , and in fact : members of the forum have been removed for these kind of question ( omg I sound like a 9/11 inside job jut OMG that dog is so fluffy Wow ... you are a ho Not " if you ever bring weapons to the campus again , you're out " but " if you ever seek psychological counseling on campus , you're out " ? DO WANT Coconut ? O noes , reddit stalker The last sentence just blew my mind . yeah , I always add the second " and " . A few weeks ago my musician friend and I were doing this at a party just to make fun of the techo kids . I did the beat and he did the weird waaaaa sound . People were actually impressed . I knew someone who did that . " If there's still white space they're still good . " D: She'd also leave her pads sprinkled around on the floor because , as she put it , " When they're dried out they're OK . " You've just set off a couple alarms . This thought cross my mind when I read it " A GIRL ! ATHIEST ! Uses the internet ! Can't believe I didn't consider this before Not when you're full sir , its called a troll . perhaps you have never heard of one ? OH SHIT . ARE YOU TROLLING ? AM I TROLLING ? I just don't know anymore . Sorry , I was questioning you because you were using " OMG " , " Ten years ago my mother-in-law refused to come to visit because there were too many Asians in the city . She's Chinese I just looked it up last night . They will hide shanks inside the cats yeah that timeout sucks ! I've always found fisting very unpleasant to watch . Who gets turned on by extremely stretched vaginas ? they look like they're made of plastic I'd never heard of Scrapple until I saw the sickly yellow blocks in the refrigerated section of Dollar Tree There wasn't a part in your comment that wasn't unintelligible . Son ? ! She is trying to tell you she wants to see other guilds ? I think she's breaking up with you Am I the only one who has an unplugged printer in his room How much RPG is there in this ? I was initially very excited for it , but when it came out all the reviews were saying it was more like survival horror 2391 comments and no Waltz With Bashir An engineer who realizes the reason why he can't back up all the way in the corner is because he's hitting a spy who's uncloaking . It's like 57 degrees ( 14 celsius ) in San Francisco , and the South and East Bay . How in the world is that " hot , " especially if you grew up in Hong Kong ? I like how the ad copy repeats the fact that somehow the 24k gold plating will keep it from puncturing your skin . For some reason , I find myself wanting to ask for a link . You can see what happened to the pen within the first minute . I'm at Rosalind Franklin University in North Chicago ... so in three years when I start doing rotations downtown I'll just stay up here and weep softly . Seriously this has a terrible 90 ' s AOL vibe to it that's creeping up on me right now ... He / she was clear enuf to buy all that food somehow tho .. Are those comments for real ? Is this new or have I simply been oblivious to it ? Man , you just wrote my life . It seems absurd , but I noticed the colour change with sand just not with stone Uhh , have you been to UCSB you're allowed to do that ? ! Good LORD ! though if there were enough supporters / participants they couldn't do much Which part ? Um , I'll start leaving Look of Disapproval stickers in the library . Wonder why the US would ever want to spy on Icelandic People ? ? ? Interesting .. I never understand those that downvote a person asking for a nsfw tag . I secretly hope that one day , those downvoters will get an awesome job and then get fired for looking at something nsfw . well , i guess ... not so secretly anymore The music was the only good thing that came from that anime , sadly , they just used the same song over and over again , I still don't undestand how they filled so many soundtracks You know how I definitely did not notice that at first ... then I was like You are seriously good . Are you using some sort of program ? 2 happiest days in a boat owners life , the day he buys a boat , and the day he sells it . Also , I want to say , How many canoe accident deaths , do you think excessive speed contributed to ? Probably all the Ones that involved waterfalls So , to be funny all you have to do is know where the funny stuff on the internet is ? You can search ON the internet ? ! Yeah I accidentally pressed OK to restart and I was in the middles of something Amphetamine and Tylenol have major interactions ? Is it that hard to believe ? Jeez . Thanks for that . You should post it on listentothis if it hasn't been yet . Such a cool vid too . I wish Id seen this earlier I was there with my girl Molly . Huoratron and Skrillex blew me away . I bumped into Katie as well How does it land ? 97 % yes now . Where did this happen At first I thought this was about THE Mask with Jim Carey and was all You can play in guest mode Yeah , money is optional in life . Wow , I literally just watched this episode like 20 minutes ago I'm sorry , I read this as " I have zero game with little girls " and I was like Yea I know . Something was missed about this . I saw a video just now of a little girl on the front page and I'm wondering " what's reddit have to do with this ? " Whatever you do . DO NOT HOLD Ctrl + T because well ... you open a mass amount of clients and it causes the entire server to slow down as if it was a DDoS . I got a complaint from a mod Oro Valley . I still have my old copy of Civ , complete with DRM manual and all . I remember playing it with my dad ( It came out the year I was born I love this show ... even though Sam-sqwamch almost appeared do they bite hard ? I go to a well known state school in the North East > _ > , room mate pretty much was an insomniac drug dealer who stuffed his cabinet FULL of weed among other things . I had lines outside my door at 3:00- 4:00 AM fairly often . I would come back from a party late and him and some of his buddies were around his desk snorting some white powder ( NO ONE ESCAPES come on ! what's in the triangle ? ! what's in the triangle ? ! .... threesome ? psh . it was 3 am and i just wanted to get it done . and had to wake up at 7 for work . besides , are you saying you don't think it's beautiful ? How are they not extinct yet ! ? ! I think they told him to this will probably go unnoticed , but I just love your body ! Your pics are always so comment-worthy that I just had to create my account ! There are girlfriends that even * do * this ? What always floors me is the thought that , to everyone else , _I ' m_ the background character in the movie that is their lives . I can handle watching myself just fine , that doesn't freak me out at all in the least . I do hate the sound of my voice , though . I have the impression that I sound like a little kid , but anybody I ask tells me it sounds fine . I'm sure they're not lying about it to make me feel better , though . I've had random people I've never met tell me that my voice is very soothing and relaxing . Is there a timeline or any kind of previews ? English isn't my first language , but isn't Randi a girl name ? I think you just asked to get butt raped ... I was ready to argue against the premise of this book until I noticed a link on the page to another article that's about the percentage of men who fake orgasms during sex . Why on Earth would you feel terrible ? JUST IN CASE I'd be like 110 pounds . Wait , you told a girl she was fat ... and expected it to turn out well ? Look at how he hits the ground with his head . Dwarf fortress implements fluid dynamics ? Extremely fast ? Arcade shooter ? 465 lbs ? Might want to watch your back . It's been so long that I have a hard time remembering everything ; - ; , though that sounds super familiar ! Why the hell am i being downvoted for mentioning psychoanalysis ? " There's Nada ... MORE INTERESTINGLY ... A GIRL ! I just hit 80 on my DK went to 76 blood then took a break before that huge patch ... Didn't even realize blood was the new tank until just now . You know i was looking at the blood presence with this on my face Would just like to add something WTF to this comment string . I work in a well established Danish neuroimaging center . Was running the MR scanner last month with our lead radiographer , an utterly brilliant woman , one of the most skilled Danish radiographers in this country , when she turns to me in utter sincerity and explains that she does not believe the moon landing happened . Even smart people can believe stupid things ! Are there people that actually do milk first ? I used to do this when I was younger . It's kind of embarrassing to think of it now , but I was an inveterate abuser of all those obnoxious wapanese smilies : o_o x_x Man ! ! ! Everyone in the US has a car . It's pretty scary . State College has a subreddit ? ? German ? Plateau is a French word How the hell do you read " v " ? Thanks ! Some of those are incredible So archers beat cavalry ? I ... I think you're being unnecessarily argumentative . We're not even disagreeing at this point . Wow , I know a girl with synesthesia ... Oh my dog , that is the scariest thing I have ever seen ! I actually watched that all the way through and thought about ordering the video for a second . I still don't get it ... Purely for the enjoyment of looking at them . I'm also replacing the top on a scuffed up solid wood buffet table with some interesting atlases because I want my tables to be badass and everyone to go man that took a long time for my brain to figure this out . Ha , I'm on the 66 block of Abrego . Watch , we're neighbors Is that robot on the left fondling himself ? You're calling him bone-headed . With your logic , does that make you just as bone-headed as the OP ? A benzo with a half life of 60 hours and an effective dosage of 500 micrograms . i would expect trolls to have a history of trolling My first thought was : " Oh geez , people are forcing their kids to make a point " , but that video quickly slashed that notion . I feel so wrong just watching it I thought that was just me . Well , that's nice , but how did you learn anything from this video ? Did you seriously not know that bubblesort was a poor choice for sorting a million 32 - bit integers before this ? Mw2 made me work my ass off for sitrep pro This has nothing to do with Vick , but if there are no stat corrections tomorrow I won a game by 0.04 this week I live in Salt Lake City ( about four hours from Goblin Valley ) . I'm debating calling in sick on Wednesday . I could use the hours , but ... Karen Gillan ... they are not the same person .. As a budding college lighting designer for theatre and concerts , I can only begin to fathom what it must take to light something of that size . Not to mention the throw distances that have to be taken into account . I'd bet that all of those fixtures are 2kW at the lowest Doesn't seem like a healthy relationship When i saw the thumbnail I was like o_o then when i opened the link I was like I'm not so sure about that actually . The fact that there's even a question about the sincerity of this says a lot about it ... at 7pm EST my raid starts Why not just get those AFTER you get food ? When I was checking out / r / catholic there was an imgur submission titled " This is what it feels like being a Christian on Reddit " ( or something like that ) , it linked to a painting of Christians being fed to lions . I was like Yup , many bosses are - so watch what you say .... I'll be watching you . What if the noo hero isnt graphic intensive .. they could've made a moving clump of trees a hero and clicking on it would generate random white noise want to tell me how the glass circles are structured ? Don't give Valve ideas You have a 407x421 resolution monitor ? I'm sure there are a few around here , I just never dreamed I'd actually write something worth reading aloud ! I only know one diabetic I don't see any dinosaurs I'm not sure how this applies . I guess they'd just be their own person ? Holy shit , in that last pic you look almost exactly like me ! and i thought i was weird .... I don't even watch anal porn , and still got 9 Americans don't have caesars ? Why does eating out cost you 100 euro ( 135 usd ) ? Too soon theUS , I think . Bu tmaybe I'm mistaken Couldn't he have waited six hours ? I posted that in the comments of a post aboot a week or two ago . I was cleaning and maintaining it as usual and browsing reddit , of course , and while working on it I got an alert for cycbot . b and koobface and other stuff . I blamed it on a hard core porn session ( as a joke , I dunno why it got there ) but I was browsing reddit at the time . I know I know , I had exams ( an entire month and still going Prepare to be griefed by me . I am going to let it all out on your offensive material like a christian on harry potter He also fucked a child . Pffft , doesn't he know Javascript is dead ? He should whip up a Gui in Visual Basic to track an IP Address , thats what real hackers do Yup . Facebook keeps 4 copies of every photo you upload - - each a different resolution I shaved today before I knew about this So you - didnt - want libertarians to comment on a post about libertarians refusing the social contract ? I'm over 20 hours in and have yet to run across a cazador or a deathclaw Having a charisma of 8 and 2 companions is already OP whenever i play .. i can only imagine having 5 around I was looking for a good molestation video . Related story : My 8th grade History teacher said she would give us PCP if we misbehaved . I was like $ 4,300 for a DNA test ? Honestly , I hate all smoke ( gives me a sore and bloody throat , even second hand ) , but I prefer tobacco smell over pot smell . Pot sometimes smells mouldy , whereas cigarettes sometimes even smell vanilla-y ( a good thing ) Nah , I'd rather treat everybody like how I treat your mom . [ ] ( / pickletime " With respect and dignity . Wow , a place where we agree Haha . I've been trying to conquer my fear of natural caves . Today at lunch I bravely went into what turned out to be a complex cave with lots of branching passages . Less than 3 minutes in I ran into a creeper . I hung back until it turned away from me , and then ran up and killed it ! First creeper I've killed . I felt really good about myself , and then a skeleton in the dark pegged me with arrows , I got turned around , and died . Where do you get those from ? : O And what other flavors ! It shows how overall the systems is stupid ... Local gas stations around here sell that stuff as incense , and they proudly display their wide selection of blunts , blunt wraps , and cigarette papers . Some even sell cheap glass " tobacco " pipes .. Not to mention there a couple gas stations around here that are known to sell " small screw baggies " that have dollar signs , and batman logos Hey , are you my doppleganger or something ? This and the Spiderman Movie Maker were my favorite games growing up ... so 0.05 games ? God damn , I didn't realize the rate had increased Yes . Yes , of course . Hey , your basic color seems to be purple , did you know that ? I've heard that from a friend before . A lakers fan showing us love ? No I don't seem to have a problem saying thank you in person or on the phone . Although , if someone sends me a gift in the mail , I may forget to say thank you just because I'm forgetful like that . I just realized I got a gift in the mail for my birthday a couple months ago and I forgot to tell my uncle thank you I wasn't even aware scantrons existed in college settings Why the hell would you play goldeneye with analog sticks ? You can aim at the screen with the wiimote Tryndamere moobs ain't got nothin on Barbarian Sion , that man needs an underwire Oh my ... she .... she's beautiful that seriously looks like the trany edition That looks like Santa Clause That's fair enough ; on the kissing front . Hugs are hugs . I mean .... I hug my grandpa ..... if hugs are seen as a sexual thing now , I'm gonna stop hugging him . THIS IS SO AWESOME ... why , hello , thar ... his games last 1 minute ? for some reason ... he vaguely reminds me of owen wilson , is it the looks or is it the roll this guy plays sorry , i searched for the whole blog link , as opposed to just the keywords . Now I feel foolish . This made me crack up about six and a half times in the middle of my campus library . I'm not terribly sure what happened during the half Lady Salvia ? How does your stomach feel ? Any diarrhea ? If not , you could market it as a weight loss pill ! Making Honda's U2 a 2 frame startup is a big Shitty buzz . I've been out there before ; at least the snow will repress all the mosquitoes . the mother-load Sure hope this was planned . Would suck if someone surfaced in the pool right where you were skimming . prayers ? What the .. Thanks for the input . I did have a gym buddy when I first started working out . We basically would guilt each other into going . The problem is that he moved to a different department at work and is now on 1st shift . I'm on 2nd . Kind of throws a wrench into the works . Sadly I'm on an 18 month contract I had assumed it was for non-expresso coffee . * Want * Isn't it ' sex with guys with moustaches day ' soon ? hahaha , yeah . This happens to me too . I get called Big Chief a lot . I don't get it , maybe I look like an Indian Chief ? Does that mean we could eventually make an anti-human ? Actually the bulge of the Milky Way is filled with population II ( old ) stars , which are very poor in metals Yeeeeah , just did that and went " well this post is a bust Not for the wee man it's not , but for daddy ? Oh yeah . Woah dude ... seizure TIL ctrl + shift + escape brings up the task manager Have you tried them ? That was the reason of the post . Why would you get a system that will be forced to be replaced in 2-3 years when you can do minor upgrades for a quarter of the price ? holy shit ! you must have some loose follicles on you . that'd fucking kill me ! The problem is ... I don't know where this print job came from . We have easily 500 + computers that are able to print to this machine . I was reading the OP and when I got to the hijab part was like : To my knowledge there is no way to prevent Type 1 diabetes . Yep , singing the song about fags spreading their filth across America ... what the heck What in god's name is that ? ! Darius Heyward-Bey playing * * against * * the Raiders ? Fisting ? Where IS this ? ! I had a dream about this exact room a few months ago , I opened the link and my jaw dropped because I've been there in my dream .... Cracking ? does that mean " awesome " or " hot " , or are they just now starting to break the surface ? Have you seen the FaN ? You took pictures of his shoes ! ? Anyone else notice Artosis looks exactly the same now ? Oh , my bad then . I must have been reading other peoples ' comments that weren't correct . He's got the right idea , all I would add to that is that at least no one can steal your bike anymore . What does sex smell like ? I don't believe a working class person can own the means of production > I don't believe a working class person can own the means of production If you have a particle at a point , how many paths can it possibly take to move to another specified point ? You'll find an infinite number of paths , but in practice its impossible to differentiate a lot of these paths because of the limitations of whatever measuring apparatus you use . If we had measuring apparati of unlimited accuracy we could probably find infinites everywhere Or where he left his pants .... Lately ? Do you guys also get grossed out at the sound of someone finishing a drink through a straw ? What is that Panda doing to her leg ? ( ok I didn't believe you until i saw the pic I thought it was a thigh and arse cheek . I'm glad you corrected me . TIL Blitzcrank has Eyes .... I honestly thought those were just bolts ... 4-5 times a week ? Is this true ? Wow , I've never even had a nightmare like that . wow . i'm glad to see m not the only one hawks can drive Wow . No exit I see what you did there ...... this took a turn .... Your first pic looks like a still from a 90s romantic comedy . What kind of toothpaste do you buy I'm curious as to how well emoticons like ' : 3 ' , ' The sentence in question : " The best emoticons are : 3 , Didn't even notice that is hottest shit i ever seen 3 and 28 is that fucking BLOOD ? ? ? i'm confused , how would you share a lift ticket ? once you're up , you'd have to come back down again with the lift ticket to give it to them , and then one is up , the other is down just like before . I can only understand one person hiking it up to the closest lift midway up the mountain , in which case you wouldn't be sharing at all My eyes hurt If anything , this just proves further that Italians are divers . Agreed . No u ! First I was like If that's the kind of thing you're into who am I to judge ? YOUR POTTER IS UNCANNY Never thought of it like that I'm still like I always thought that song was about finally giving up and committing suicide . Is this a troll post or for real ? ? fyi guys I was honestly not trying to make a pun How did they respond ? Dude wtf . A normal vampire not space vampire , and my birthday is 1540 so I'm 470 years old not 4000 Wow the leftards are on full force in this thread , look at all the downvotes there's hair there You have to install a separate program ? yeh i know , he was sacked for saying something along the lines of " alcohol is more dangerous than xtc " , which it clearly is ! This summer I visited Cologne and yes that building put me at a loss for words . Fun fact : it originally was white masonry taking 623 years to complete and is now black because the entire city was destroyed / burned . The stone absorbed the soot and is black because of it . Also the church was struck by over 70 arial artillery shells and still stood . I was like When you see it .. The best advice is " Don't talk to strangers " ......... o shit yeah , why doesn't the pig die You tried DMT ? Woah . That's some really serious shit man Dude , how is it the end of 2010 already ? At first I was like How'd he spot that expo ? Against the grain , no matter how much exfoliation , moisturizing , and bikini zone involved always results in a warzone down there . I guess I'm just blessed with sensitive skin . Wait ... what the ... People don't think of these things when playing Jenga ? ? My dad brought some when he came back from Palestine what is the term for terrorists that target structures without people in it Wow , TIL you can actually control your summons / minions in LoL . Thanks a bunch . Doesn't sound like a very left-wingish kinda guy to me ... Didn't get an email later ... bt then again : It's like Steam Sale ! I will probably never play the game anyways He likes to listen to music already . We used the comb and it worked great we got many more fleas out that way . =] He's currently taking his bath while I finish my English paper due tomorrow . You spent 4 v hats and a spine-chilling skull on buds . ¿ Can we get some of these girls on / r / gonewild ? What review ? Holy crap ! Just noticed your user name in relation to this post ... Woah that's a pretty big spoiler . Sounds like my Gog Client ... If you manage to fin a way for getting around the XBOX live subscription , make sure to tell me first I still play on high , but I'm not really playing competitively even though I'm diamond 1v1 and 4v4 5 year old huh ? Riiiiight The ghast shouldn't be able to put out the gate ... It's made of obsidian which cannot be ' sploded That's going to be worth more than a car and will knock out SSD's from the market Except it's the only 2 type starter That's crazy How do you know my name ? gawd damn fucking perfect ! People voted down Prop 19 thinking it would end Marijuana use . You like a girl who you can't be with , and you are having trouble finding a song about this situation ? And apparently that guy has been paying for it I don't understand what you're saying . This girl was tall , they didn't look too big on her really . I didn't know they could grow back , but I guess that's one reason you shouldn't have it done so young because they aren't apple The pull-ups at the end ... This .. sounds like a terrible idea . Why on earth would I want to do that ? This is even with joint custody ! How did you know it was a re-run if that's your first memory ? When I say " fashion " I literally mean clothing and physical appearance . I'm talking about the fact that dolgar spends his energy trash talking what he ( incorrectly ) infers to be the social strata and fashion choices ( and ethnicty You weren't lying . NO , you're missing the point . All versions REQUIRE Steam activation . Without it the game is useless . A coaster . So if you have to use Steam regardless , why not just get the digital version and have it permanently attached to your account ? A disc can get damaged or lost . AND YOU STILL NEED STEAM . including not trying anything What is up with that shirt I think camel is in short supply around here . Also we typically have turkey leftovers all the way through Christmas . I think we would have camel leftovers all the way through next thanksgiving if we cooked that thing Out two weeks = season ending ? Now you mention it , my first email address was also on hotmail . But I don't remember the name ... A big truck full of tubes ? Amazing ...... Kim ? The facetime one ? I was like " Ha , real funny , but I don't have a lighter on me . It's right next to my pipe over ther - - " ( looks to the right , pipe is sitting alone ) . " Wait a minute .. " ( slips hand in pocket and slowly retrieves lighter ) " HOW THE FU .... ? " They must also be fans of Big Trouble , Little China . You went to CNN looking for news ? Wow ... just imagining that is awesome . You could hear EVERYTHING on the field . The hits , the grunts , audibles ... but then it would just be like watching a live practice . The crowd adds a great atmosphere ( as long as it isn't the 2010 WC You're saying you don't like getting your balls touched ? You can't get crack in jail either The thumbnail looks like superman flying I've been telling my g / f this for years ! I WIN ! MY GF ....... Wait .. are you telling me its actually * worse * that what is portrayed on ER ? I don't know why I never thought of that . I would never want my anus to fall off is it just me or is the ammo belt back to front Are they calling adam + eve cromagnons ? Why do you want to share this information ? Have sex in the snow ? Someone feed that kid maybe she needs to see a doctor . if sex hurts , that sounds really weird . you may also need to get a penis reduction ... yeah , that was a big Yeah I know ; I've been doing this for quite a while now , and I start getting tired of it . Some of the sales I can't even see in my Steam ( I stumbled upon the GTA sale on reddit Very rarely . that's the thing ... it just sits there unused most of the time and when I do need to burn something , it decides to break . ... the target ? Janell , and I had a huge crush on her , way too late now . Are you trying to suggest that eating animal products is good for you ? I just moved away , used to be 15 away from there .. Silver Spring . Wtf . At first I thought that this is a pic with a cat's head on a plate wow . you've just inspired me to create works of lyrical poetry in the medium of " emoticons " . anyone know what rhymes " If you're tired of them .... why did you upvote one Really ? True hatred ? I'm mentally indexing all our regulars and trying to figure who that might be . Yeah I thought it was going to be funny from the thumbnail and then I was like I don't get it . What did TheDzy 1 do there ? Do not know if trap I'm not quite sure if you know how it works What's a PEE ESS THREE ? What's the ' turn right on red light ' thing ? 6 years with french and you struggle with gender ... its beautiful Maybe cus we killed all the ones who were aware of 9/11 and now all the ones left over are like why are we getting policed ? ? Yes ... and I am asking what is so different with this guy that something so vanilla is uncomfortable ... oh come on .. there has to be at least .. 14 of us ! haha Well that's certainly eye-widening Interesting how to get the emotional message across , they have to replace the Palestinans with white people . Haha okay Sweet merciful crap ! ! ! You're joking now , right ? Seems to be one of many demonic deep sea creatures , to me . As a women my reaction is I wasn't even aware / r / SC had a budget of any kind OR LIFE PARTNERS ! OR BOTH ! Oh my God , trust me , it is crippling pride . Clearly , I have a problem . I'm still fucking talking to you . Are you Michael Cole ? Holy shit ... never knew a camel toe could look that scary ! What are you even doing in Zul'Farrak at those levels ? Really ? Whoa . Those eyes ... Who would wear that in public ? ... but you didn't finish ! Is there ... spooning going on in bed ? ........ HOLY SHIT ! YOU SMOKE POT ... AND DRINK BEER ... AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE WEEKENDS ! ? ! ? ! ? ! OMFG I JUST SHAT A BRICK O_O _ No . wtf is esper.net and why are you not on quakenet ? Lets fight the recession by not buying anything today ! Your car has done 420,000 km ? ! I just noticed they're on top of his TV too . I Would wAger that No one is Trying to Get A free gaME in thiS Thread . Oh man , the There's a thigh massage video on the right hand side of related with a 131 million views really ? I'm watching the office right now . That is weird . Hello ... Magic . Aww the bewbs ! sigh you missed the apparently im schizophrenic according to this test You have a cake next to your name ! this is perverted find a $ 1300 sharpie , then ? mind = blown just imagine the plot if frodo would've declined You could just alternate between supplementing with zinc , and then copper every couple of days ? \ ( Do you have a giant mirror right in front of your laptop / desk area ? Try Mastodon or something , impossible Dude when's the last time you trimmed ? That thing looks like a Pomeranian You took a picture of your monitor . I am without words Open it . Is that money glued to it ? That's amazing , also because I've used it as an alarm clock on my phone for years never knowing that . How am I the only one to upvote this ? Oh my god ! I am NOT hot . But , I am young , thin , and well-groomed , and let me tell you , the wrong kind of plainer woman will make your life hell if she has it in her mind that you've stepped on her turf . Ugh ! It is so unprofessional , and I'd never want to work at a company that kept employees like that . But we can't all choose where we work , so . I opened this , and it was right on cue with my music that has claps in it . It's still going You can also turn the sound down and the lights in your room on . That's crazy I didn't know Shin Akuma was already in there On the flip , nuclear physicist not smart enough to spot trolls Sensitive much ? Really ? yea . judo is his favorite sport . but getting thrown in a suit ? WTF ? Sale is over ? Lets take a seat over here Dude , four games ! ? Thank you for that excellent advice .... woa talk about griefing . I never even thought about this JAVA + VIM Holy god , you are hardcore ... grandma ? ! I think he is the one taking the picture . yea , i saw that a few days ago . But hes famous ... and those we're 12 inch blades just wait until 420,000 Turn on fade and we have a winner . Also 1.07 . There's actually AI support ? Yeah this is pretty weird . Just so you know , and this is weird , my safety word is pineapple .... same , but with monster instead Wait ... this sounds like me . to put us into the master computer Then why * isn't * any other PM on the top of the list Woah , are you serious ? ! Too kind , my friend . My steam name is fettesbumsen . Woah Congrats ! I was equally surprised when my pretty pointless Starcraft / Warcraft search query program got 2000 downloads and 700 active installs Perfect skin ; gorgeous body .... with a hint of ink > Then why isn't any other PM on the top of the list Is that off a film ? Please tell me it is , and not something you experienced ? ! Did someone say Chicago LAN party ? That's a lot of packaging material I don't think there could be a more exaggerated position to take lol i guarantee she sent that to you on purpose I'm just a poor irishman wide eyed at the upper class elites throwing around seven hats like it's pocket change . I have a few hundred hours in TF2 and still don't have any nontrivial hats . How many keys do you have to buy to amass such a collection ? Came here to inform you that promoting bill oreilly on this site was probably not a smart idea . Then noticed the subreddit and was like Personally , I just stalked my giftee to death , read all his / her posts , read links to sites , etc ... ( went outside reddit ... did you get me ? Interesting ! However , when I want to start w / a clean slate , I just delete my save entirely . I never feel any reason to recycle a world I got someone who wrote me two lines . He has a baby . Should I get him something or get something for the kid ? I could care less about a WiiII I want my 3DS one could even say " the prime time of your life " Gas fireplace vent ? $ 2 dollars ! Possible super duper deep keeper league ? Dude , the chicken * exploded * That's what I thought at first . But while watching the replay I saw that I actually pulled them off , fungal'd , and moved back in . I don't recall intending to do that , I just did sure ... Love the gas Meg , LOVE IIIIITTT I would like to know more about his plan regarding breeding giant rabbits . Could you put a bit of context to this ? Where's this ? Looks more like Coronado . But how do you shoot the shield generators when there are shield protecting them [ 7 ] * Looking around , forgot why I clicked this link . Try to figure out by staring at picture for a while . Surprised jump ! * You should have seen my face while reading that . It looked something like D: and mad popsicle skillz ; more recent pix ? ^ only plausible solution I have found Actually I thought no fly zones over capital cities was a good solution . That or impliment flying combat eh ? Are you * complaining * about xkcd ? how do you fake squirting ? Box .... penis ..... Hmmmmm . What if I put my ..... Thats a lot of Mutas I actually buy more pretzels I love it when this happens ! For some reason , at the parking lot of my favorite dvd rental store , there's always random meters that has parking paid for like 5-7 hours Someone pays you to use Dreamweaver in 2010 ? Holy shit . That's intense . The worse version of this comes when mining sand at the bottom of a lake . When the world generator creates caverns below sand , it doesn't take gravity into account , so sand can be found hovering over huge cave systems . One hit on one of these sand blocks and the whole bottom of the lake collapses into the cavern Oh man , looks dangerous . Are you saying you paid $ 2,300 for a french bulldog ? who cares if you have no representation ? ........ TIL - you can get sucked into manholes you can't see during floods , even small ones . Yeah I wish they would leak the blueprints for a time travel machine . Hey man , just saying , this level gives me hell , and makes me think I was some sort of fucking prodigy compared to my skills now . Or that I somehow drank away my spatial perceptions in college . i actually laughed at your version more than i did my own strip hehe , I got a pile of stuff from a friend of mine ( he found it in some random guy's basement that was being renovated ) that was mostly ham-related . Problem was though it REEKED . Most of it is still in plastic bags ... I don't know what that smell is , but I cleaned the crap out of the useful stuff . I don't even wanna know what that dude or his basement smelled like . Its like I'm looking at myself in the 1960s . Holy hell , you're right ! My camera bag is lined with 18 % grey . Perl seems overly complicated . My initial reaction of surprise ended up contorting my face in such a manner to resemble his . IS THIS A SURFER SINGED ? ! Well , I just looked at it , and that she thinks the Bible is the literal , infallible word of God is terrifying , made worse by her thinking the * King James * Bible is the most accurate . For me ... I absolutely hate type the word " Apology " . My spell check always has to kick in to pick up the slack That is disturbing Adverts on the BBC news website ? Several gay friends have confirmed to me that " getting sex is never a problem " . When I asked for clarification , one of them told me to think of my own sex drive . Then imagine a room full of other people of the same gender , with the same sex drive , attracted to people of the same gender . Well yeah , don't people listen to lyrics ? The announcement covers a negative period of time ? This guy runs like me . TIL about server filenames So does that mean the product is a sham of wow ? The cops laced it with DMT Breaking the fourth wall means directly addressing the audience , not breaking suspension of disbelief . Don't use terms you don't understand . Glad I could call your attention to an issue that definitely already existed ? Oh ... so the finger at the back of the pickup it's for fingering ... i get it now they're like a sandwich Wait , so where does the toy the children play with come into th ... Is it bad that I kinda wanna get a group to do this now ? Why are their nipples on the batman costume ? Can't make it tonight but I'm still actively playing on Friday , Sunday and Wednesday nights . Pretty sure I came across you on the { tR } server last night ( ? ) . It was laggy as hell , my computer had the hics every time one of those messages scrolled through , and there were LOTS and LOTS of them lol . Think I had the hics too , but that might have been caused by one too many Canadian Clubs something bout a ten year old .... Damn . Whoops my diplomatic cable just sprung a leak . Hello stranger from Heaven ! Thats my street ! And Oh my god I was on Hazel street on tuesday going home around 12:10 am . " I'm going .. . DZ at Discovery Zone ... Discover what i can do on my Own " \ m / Also with Liam Gallagher from Oasis playing drums . I'm not sure the rest of society does though Somewhere in the universe right now , aliens are thinking the exact same things as us Did I type this out and forget I posted it on another account ? How eerie . What new devilry is this ? I've never heard of a fake Boston cream before The level of caffeine that you'd consume if you tried to binge on these things would be absurd . this .... changes ... EVERYTHING The raw , unrestrained LUST in her eyes ... I gotta say , it's fucking scary . My friend just got a bike he bought restored at a bike shop in Atlanta ... I wonder if it was at yours I , too , have had my dorm door unlocked , been topless , or been in an area of my room visible from the door , but never all three at the same time . What were you doing ? My fist or the coin ? Actually , that's interesting . I had not thought to ask anyone but I haven't been able to click URLs in WLM recently either . Extremely weird , Microsoft can just ... disable that ? Priest in Peril requires A Void Dance ? Didn't it come out waaay before that quest though ? Not sure if this is what you're going for , but I couldn't read the names Nick & Jonah & Selena in a story about a band without constantly thinking about the jonas brothers & selena gomez this should be titled : People Wait , so you don't rinse the sink afterwards ? ? What if I drop a contact in a non-rinsed used-as-urinal sink ? I've found that the less the population of the city , the cheaper rent is . Assuming you can stand the cold ( and recently , the earthquakes He did ? Awww , I want a dog / rabbit hybrid too ! * Soen jy jou ma met daai mond ? * umm wow ... that is insane . I saw that , ... I don't know how I feel about this Doctor ... now ... seriously ... holy fuck I really hope that was a joke .... It wasn't me , but my mom found a nail wrapped in tape inside her sandwich . We ordered sandwiches from this local pizza / sandwich shop to be delivered and after she ate half of it she saw the nail in the sandwich . Mountains is definitely pretty sick too . The views are simply incredible ! Ocean deep is a close second for me . The mysterious dark water just pulls me in ... I'm not seeing the photoshoping . It looks unchanged to me . And what does this have to do with JRPGs beside the box art GOOOTCHA . But , it still isn't a very valid complaint that the box art looks like that Wait ... you were looking up lyrics to scary monsters and nice sprites ? Alien culture in the future in a giant dome of some sort . And shrooms , with other penis like shrooms . It's working now .. I kept getting some sort of error message I don't think I've ever felt so terrible watching something on YouTube . Because it was probably scary as hell for them and people here seem to have this thing called empathy . But hey , I could be wrong . gawd damn that looks like jane seymour annnnd now you know how we feel about hockey We pay for ourselves ! You win the internets ! > We pay for ourselves ! I'm a virgin and what is this Um , Firefox and Chrome can . Have you * tried * it ? Let's please not turn this into another herobrine ideas thread . Is that offensive low or high ? lol why does it matter how much money they make ? why not make fun of football players r psychics to ? i swear atheists r so dumb How is a Retro Gamer less skilled than a Pro Gamer ? no , I can honestly say I haven't Heheheh , nah , they're just some good ol ' scrumptious fudge brownies . But holy crap are they good right now Oh my interwebs . How did I miss this ? Ashot is a new type of alot My priest is 74.5 and my played is 5 days and some hours not in an irish pub Interesting . Especially since in Genesis 24:22 , the servant of Abraham gives Rebekah a nose ring . Isn't a spike considered downing the ball ? Woah . And I thought some of the other submissions here had moral issues , this takes the cake Missed that From the Americans over here I've seen , sadly that's kinda true . Letting out the secrets of the spas I thought you were talking about the girl thats bending down . Little dude is playing for keeps Heh , either somebody hacked this dude's account or this motherfucker's crazy . My brain is hurting ...... this ....... is ..... the ..... FAKE ! If by cute you mean horribly disturbing , then yes , very cute . isn't it funny how it's difficult to resist not being a dick on the internet ? It also looks like its the same on laptop ( wireless ) and pc ( plugged in ) , ill call my ISP tomorrow because theyre closed today and i downloaded that program and it actually seems to have worked quite well I thought the same thing . Maybe the ancient Japanese were even scarier than this guy . I didn't know it was a song reference ... I was just really confused " What's that dark spot ... ? Did he pee in the bed ? * tehehehe * .... wait a second ... oh god I was watching the game last night in a ( North of Toronto ) pub and I couldn't believe ( nor anybody else ) what I was watching .... wow .... * Were they ? * So how does a mom have children aged 3 months and 4 months ? Wife ? ! So they * were * bible verses . Really ? I haven't been in for a while . I know the 34th street station tends to be good for the occasional Why do they need so many ? Not a single driver likes cyclists , but this is overkill ... No it was deathwing But they are so cute ! I think that's for me ! ... well that's just freaky . I seriously had no idea . I didn't find this funny at all . Those are some expensive gloves * notices username * must get a hold of her documentary ... I counted 43 you're only getting called if you're beat . or they are retarded How the monkeynuts do you know that ! ! ? ! Da voodoo ? the blood on the boot , shit man , they can't have quinn die though . I hope deb finds out and she's all like * runs away * what kind of comments I did the same thing last week when i started playing Looks like Riot upgraded the size of her loaf in this skin too . It is never clear what he is doing . He calls his dad at work and tells him to bring home soil and grass seed . To which his dad replies " OK sure goodbye " . Then when he hangs up the phone he makes this face Why is this conversation turning so sinister ! ! ? ! Hope you're not Jewish , dude . Run for the hills if you are ! Jeebus . That amount of money is nothing to scoff at well shit ... beats mine ... for now So I have always had George Orwell's classic 1984 under my favorite books . Today facebook did a profile change where it blows up pictures of everything you like , and this is what showed up for 1984 Are you ... are you me ? those high scores make no sense . i did one maze in 47 seconds and ranked 1332 , i did another in 24 seconds and ranked 6267 . the high scores seem to be global for all mazes , and first place is 54 seconds . I just noticed that as well . I was all I thought if you could hook up an electric motor to a generator it would be a perpetual motion machine , of course I thought it " would have infinite energy " . so basically the hindus got it right ? How do you eat that much hummus Is that .... a lollipop ? did you just insult Death Metal ? Varg Vikernes does not approve The " I " isn't capitalized ... oh my god I just awwed really loudly in the library while everyone is studying I think he meant for it to be a fill in the blanks i hacked house of blues a few times when I bought floor tickets why do you chrono nexus to only get 1 probe out fast ? even better in german with a hard " g " like in " great " Holy shit ! that is macro So you go against colossi with hydralisks and zerglings then ? Hemp is ugly and scratchy Are you trying to call yourself the Larry Bird of grammar ? I give that analogy two thumbs down . q - ( Grown men , fighting over a football game I'm currently watching Chuck and eating a sandwich . > Boobs : > .... Her husband delivered the baby 3 months ago in their bedroom hmmmmmm . this looks oddly familiar . I think someone works in my building ... Oh god the splashing ! Getting turned into splashes seems a lot worse than " getting shot " The cited study ( which is now 404ing we care too much ? What is wrong with cold shower ? oh my god . this seemed so familiar . After Wikipedia-ing the plot and looking up the book cover , i suddenly realized i had read this book . And bawled . I had totally erased it from my memory I have this sudden urge to buy something named * * EXPO * * 11 part me too , I keep thinking but i cant figure it out , maybe ask a child ( hopefully inexperienced Why would you ever throw beer away " go from a size 32 to a size 42 " WHAT ? ! That's insane . Can we have some pictures before and after the carb load ? I sit I work in the same building Duuuude , I know , right ? It's so freaky seeing pictures of old celebrities when they were young . Case in point , Alec Baldwin and Chevy Chase THIS WIKILEAKS BUSSINESS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER What ! ? Jeez im jealous of ya'll ... I wonder if Dr . Hauser is involved .. Dude . Dude ! Duuuuuuuuuuuude . You don't need a pot leaf there duuuuude . All you need is nothing . Why ? Because his eyes are red . That's crazy cheap indeed . those lips I definitely played against a kennen the other day who started with a mana crystal ... I was eating Aw let me mess with " Fear of a Godless Messiah " .. I was grooving really good over that . The other track is You have an odd little mind , don't ya ? omg i clicked on that first link and SURPRISED MY EYES . NEBUAE What is this ... I don't even ... That's really cool but it takes a leap for me to get past that level of personal-ness in that kind of performance , kinda like watching Keith Jarrett . It just gets kind of awkward until you really understand what's going on Terrorist's or children ... Carl Sagan wasn't Santa Claus ? ... i couldn't tell which was the bride because they were all wearing white dresses What is this I don't even . yeah ... Thank you for this insight . I will be sure to report anyone that I don't suspect as a pedophile as a pedophile to the authorities . Nice ! Great job ! That looks pretty cool First I was like How come you know so little about male masturbation habits if you're on the internet ? Nice idea . I scanned this picture with teh barcode scanner on my phone THANK YOU . Not sure how that happened ... especially Yellow , since that was my only game before SS so don't watch The two guys that walked through the biker's space during the middle of that looked very uninterested . They act like it that is so normal that it is boring . What goes on in that country ? The guy sterilizing was in full biohazard suit I'm not sure people surgically joined by lips and ass really screams " Merry Christmas " to me but to each his own omg ... i KNOW ! ! ! ! Thanks a lot . Now you've dredged up that image of the girl stretched over a horse I've never been able to forget . If you've seen it , you know what I mean . I hope he is just trolling don't think i want to know how the circus animals make that frosting ... I want her husband . Would get my b / f to grow his hair out but he's a blond / redhead and only looks like a crazy wildman when he grows his hair out . Once I got a score so high it broke the score field . My score didn't even end with a 0 . I see lane dividers in that video ... I'm not a big EA fan by any means , but I have to admit I really enjoyed Dante's Inferno . More than I thought I would actually . I am trying to remember that name . I don't know if I can . Who the fuck buys weed in brown wrapping paper ? Yes ... but it seems that I may be in the minority Did a giant asshole just jizz on all their faces as a defense mechanism ... Oh wow , I always thought that if I did that they would cancel each other out . Soda machines in high school haha ya . Mangini only sells the book on his site . Amazon will not carry the book probably because there's no bar code > [ but seriously ... Volume 2 is sweeet thats creepy .. are you outside my window ( Cannot be unseen Born in 81 and I lived through all of these . Maybe I was a few years behind ? I grew up watching MASH when I was a kid - knew the beginning track by heart . Then I saw the Family Guy where Stewie and Brian are drunk together at the Clam - Stewie sings the song and suddenly I realized what the song was about . In dookie . no I am 28 I've had this picture on my hard drive since about 2002 . Chances are high this is not OP or your friend or brother . Or you could ask who you think it is about their N64 pipe and wait for the Okay , I hope you're trolling . I'm skinny but that is pushing it Whenever I finish an episode , I go straight to Dramabeans to read jb's synopsis . Her insight is amazing ... or * is * he ... ? I didn't even know apples existed in Minecraft . hahaha , look at the prices too GIRLS ? Actually , maybe OP sees * everything * in 3D and just doesn't know it . Try taking * off * the glasses . A few months ago , one our clients emailed her ad from a mindspring address I just saw the last episode half an hour ago Not all straight males are like that though , I'm not like that does it smell good ? These are the smaller versions of what I would assume the Lobstrosities from The Dark Tower are like . Wait , Javascript can detect your screen resolution and report it back to the server ? Most speed runs make a game look insanely easy or uninteresting . In speedruns where glitches are used it is really exaggerated and you think almost no substance is in the game at all ! Honestly , even in non-glitch speed runs it can look pretty Best part of parties , going to the bathroom , seeing yourself , and finally knowing how fucking high you are . over a pound of salt ? and they still tasted good / you haven't died yet ? ? haha that's so much INCOMING ! Nice . The audio levels are much better for headphones than some of your previous videos . One thing that bothered me : you had like 3 Spy Planes that you never called in haha did you manner your natural with a creep tumor ? I've been found out ! What's up with the snowman at 7:20 behind Abed ? Creepy What ? No ! Wow .... no offense intended whatsoever here , but * * DAYUM * * you post a lot . Searching back for the past 23 hours ..... do you suffer from insomnia or is your account shared ? Like 10 pages of comments and I'm only into the past * day * I usually opt for the grocery store Sooo instead of finding the little guy , you're posting here on Reddit ? ... a penis dragon ? Did ... did you say two weeks ? That does strange things to my brain Holy crap , these people are from near me , and one of my friends is on this website the horror .... the horror ... I think it includes batteries when you buy it and comes with a charger . You want to keep at least 4 batteries charged on you from what I hear .. I saw someone post they keep 10 on them .. wow . bravo for going outside . you're THIRTY , and you've only gotten angry at kids ONCE so far ? again , i say : congratulations on leaving your house . What's that blue can ? And if not the extreme they are condemned to a life of scorn and contempt . Or , name-changing and relocation , facial reconstruction EDIT : I've noticed this a lot , especially in people who are from the " Windows 3 . x " era . Double click was king back then . Wait . You don't turn on your TV twice ? Lol , the reason you will see " Silly Symphonies " in my Google Searchbar is because i searched it , went to google ( i've been trying to find a copy that isn't going to cost 100 $ - _ - ) from there i went to Amazon , then i though .. What about Tron It was on sale during Halloween , and I bought it together with the add-on ... had no chance to play it yet though Yea , I doubt I have superseed UGH ... that glass is I don't understand why this is being downvoted cs beefs are nuts . i was like 11 and at a LAN center , talking shit to some player for a reason that i'm sure was immature and stupid . next time i was there the owner told me that the guy came down and was asking around for me Strom Thurmond holds the record for how long a filibuster was held : 24 hours . Of course , we all know what Strom Thurmond was filibustering against ... Civil Rights Act . You didn't imagine that standing in the full force of the sun , unfiltered by a gigantic magnetic field and over 100 miles deep of atmosphere might be a little warm , or a bit dangerous due to radiation ? ahah nice drawing . I thought it was a tattoo at first and was like Thank you for this ! Can't figure out where my response to you yesterday went , I suspect I got distracted That scared the shit out of me . So ... He would be reincarnated as a fly or something ? It's not only the hypersexuality . I'm usually the most boring person sexually in the world , but when I'm on an amphet-fap-fest I look at some weeeeiiirrddd shit . I don't even want to think about it right now . Then , Comments like these really confuse the fuck out of me . It's so hard for me to tell a really naive comment / question from a troll . Either way , I guess shodanx deserves a downvote , right ? Does that IKEA box say " MAN JUS " ? ! ( They say it like it's a bad thing Odd . I was just thinking about trying my hand at baking some pies and then I see this post ... what ... the ... fuck The big " Is that a wig ? ! " Those things are still in use ? Last time I saw one of those was in the 80s . This is the best thing I have seen all day and I am sure I gonna get some weird dreams tonight where link will be exploring the city of Roma , butchering targets . where is this from ? ? I have this audio memory of someone saying " hwil hweaton " with h sounding very throaty .... Check out the formatting I did in that example . How the indent-blocks are situated and such . Really , good formatting will help you not get confused , especially when your code gets to be thousands of lines . date other women Possibly might give it a try , but the Reddit trolls are scary It is about time ! Great story , super creepy . I don't even know what I would do if I found a video like that Can you imagine if we didn't have a corrupt media and they put this on the 6 o'clock prime time news ... for a week Be shirtless and breathing heavily while eating a banana . And look him straight in the eyes . Completely dynamic on DX 9 hardware ? i think so , im pretty sure its anime style , and dunno if it helps but the city in the sky was in like a transparent sphere i think As a gay youth living in Hollywood , I would have never known this . At first , i was like aww turtle shell , and then i was like Their eyeballs are so cool . Do boas bite , or are they de-fanged when they are pets ? Pet snakes sound fun , I always thought their little black eyes were super cute ! This opens up so many possibilities That threw me off as well . his shoes … on brownies i couldn't move and i was convinced that dreams snip-its of the future because i was having the most in sane deja vu . You will get through it dude and you have learned a valuable lesson about chaining your doses along . just be glad you didn't do it on acid so that is his phone number ! ! ! * * Indeed . A lot of the old farmers where I grew up had German POWs working on their farms during the war . They even had them doing odd jobs around town at the time ! Of course , I don't think many of these were Nazi ideologues , just regular people conscripted into the German army . Thanks for taking a break That's not a gift OMG . Fuck you ! Now all I have is that scene along with the terrifying one where she is sitting all alone ( or so it seems ) in her apartment with a burlap sack in the background and when the phone rings ... that terrifying smile that slowly appears on her face and then the f'ing burlap sack starts thrashing around ! ? I had no idea that scene could be any worse than it was in the movie . only trouble I've been having is when starting up tf2 , randomly freezing when the valve icon is up . probably due to my computer as opposed to some larger scale glitch . probably entirely unrelated to your problem . posting was probably entirely unnecessary Studying for my MCATs It turned into a super-clique . that's in africa What's going on in the second pane .... To the best of my knowledge , we've never taught / believed that . teensy-weensy images , but your breasts are spectacular in the second shot Didn't astrology predict that it would be disproved ? At first I was like and then I was like up until now I've never realised that ben is jerrys son My brother , from Afghanistan : " I think you guys have been praying that I have boring days . Please stop . This sucks . " Slightly irrelevant , but what does " butterface " actually mean ? It sounds like someone wants to spread your face on some toast and that is a kink I was not aware of It boggles the mind how bad american drivers must be if they can't cope with a bend Holly shit , times have changed since that original " only one panel " philosophy . Next one we'll have to read his thesis . Then the next will only have a subject and we are the one ones who need to do the research and write the paper What ? Devin in Norway ? When and where ? So after you change the plot and the theme ... what's left for it to be " based " on ? what if no one responded and then some guy dressed up as dexter came into your apartment and killed you as you were watching a kill scene What the ... ? Is 10kg really considered unhealthy ? I lost 22kg in the last 3 1/2 months ... Imagine being drugged up while getting your teeth pulled and having this monstrosity leering at you from across the room . Staring ... always staring ... did ... did those eyes just move ... oh God ... OH GOD ! I didn't even see these before now . Wow . That's awful . How'd you get charcoal effect in MS Paint ? Almost 2500 karma in 5 hours ... does the roman alphabet look as cool to the japanese as japanese writing looks as cool to an english speaker like myself ? The fat ones weight , may be a situation ... eh ? see what i did there ? You see what I d ... With all that " cock " your holding your bound to get " laid " Witnessed first hand in my neighbourhood mostly mixed ethnicity but a lot of Russian or Eastern European families . Grew up seeing a lot of pretty women like drop dead gorgeous ... came back a few years later and HOLY SHIT almost every one of them were hit by the Babushka Bomb . You're title is somewhat misleading What the ... ! ? Fuck no . Could you imagine what kind of extra credit assignments he'd give ? TIL Zimbardo is still alive . wow , after seeing that i can't believe there were no fatalities ! Initially it was going to be a mother but one of her sisters looked to be a stronger candidate . I still have some clones of her just in-case the smoke is What did I just read ? Wow . I forgot how bad those actors were . They've really improved . Also , thank goodness for Smith's dialog . I thought I was the only one I hope not . That looks like some sort of ... prehistoric dino-moose . Megaceros or something ... As an addict of this wretched game I can vouch that this is true ... But ... It's ... so ... FUN ! ! ! I'm a nail biter and my finger tips look fine Are you his mom ? I find the idea of people being inspired by Dexter to be highly concerning ... Maybe I should just sit down and type out Infinite Jest I had the same issue on the PC . The second it actually registered that my RPG hit the missile the game froze . Anytime people would tell me to use nail clippers I'd say " I already have a tool for that . " I haven't been able to quit biting cold turkey , but yeah its annoying More than 98 % of the people who called / e-mailed were in opposition ! ? This happens to me everyday in high school That's some weird ass sexual tension if you read down to the part where I start talking to him like a baby Is that why they always say " ladies " twice ? I was distracted by the sound until I saw the BIKINI CLAD CAMEL . Strangely enough , so do I . Jesus fuck , I thought you were joking but the internet confirms . he might be a mac user and so Gonna have to try it one day then . Although Ill pass on those cheese fries ... of course he does , and now I just feel retarded . I knew that With real ... money ? My gf actually gets mad when I watch Gilmore Girls There are places in America where you can't get ketchup chips and Aero chocolate bars ? They need Soria why ? This is what happens when youtube commenters come to Reddit Well that was disturbing Don't know why brother , it's just some guys in some indoor skydiving wind funnel sort of chamber pulling off some really baller moves . Nothing NSFW or politically damaging or anything > Nothing NSFW or politically damaging or anything To see a protoss do a 2proxy gate is just lawl it was I hope the chapstick is just for novelty and no one is running around with this on their lips . Why would you want beer breath ? It just keeps buffering ... forever What driver do you need that Windows doesn't auto-detect ? any leftovers ? ... how did I ruin it ? You got a problem with reading digest ? I see your " : > " and I raise you a < Their next album is supposed to be electropop Came here for this , she was so hot that in the second season of the TV show , Kahlan mysteriously starts wearing leather instead of the confessor robes ... I love snakes , but I could never own one . It would starve because I wouldn't be able to feed it rats and bunnies and ... cats Erm , why are you blaming a Firefox bug on Twitter ? that is a horrifying prospect So many Bellingham people on Reddit ... I can't even figure out what it's supposed to be You use your controller for non-competitive TF2 matches ? How did you manage to run out of gas on 2 consecutive days ? A social media company that don't know how to socialize in social media websites ? That thumbnail baffles me Holy shit ... Either our school uses the same forms or we go to the same school . Then why doesn't it work ? I'll give you everything except the southern part . I live in the south . Even if it never got cold ( it's 19 degrees outside right now ? ) , how do you think A / C works ? Um , what's the preferred nomenclature for self-referencing ? Which just happens to be the OP's name but ... but ... but .... what about finals I see a A salvia trip was probably the most intense 3min I've yet to experience in my life . I really , truly believed I was the slipcover to the folding chair I was sitting in . I went limp and tried to wrap my body around the chair . Is that how it works ? Math never sleeps This is a valid point . I should have known from my years in food service that people are crazy . whattt your right Did anyone else think that his SS had actually sent him cocaine ? At first I was like that name ! Henkel's knives O_O those are worth a good deal of money I'd say the set you got would range ~ $ 3-400 Me gusta do people still use lockets and yet you didn't respond to the personal appeal from jimmy wales we have loads of these here ( I live in Chinatown and my university is next to another Chinatown ) but shipping would be crazy He rhymed by and fire . Did I write this and forget about it ? i actually always expect this to happen to me when i'm alone at home . Usually when a person says " no homo " ... it usually means the opposite .. they are just trying to cover their ass . And yes , I did see what I did there . Hair doesn't show up on x-rays How does he hit the z trigger ? True that , and they didn't include a top view picture ... or a sideview picture of the ports for that matter Because placing zerg tech structures closer to your enemy is always a good idea . The reason I asked is because I've taken several psychology classes for GE and one of the things I remember is that severe tantrums may be due to an undiagnosed ADHD problem . There's so many different cases of ADHD and I remember a video of a pretty smart kid who had tantrums not suitable for his age . Sometimes , he went as far as harming his younger sister . if you're REALLY Santa , shouldn't you know ? ! I'm in a sort of gender-fluid place right now . I feel like I've gotten a good understanding just thinking about things using the terminology and concepts I've acquired from research into gender issues and traditional human cultural archetypes the Delmar split Geezuz . I would sell my whole family into slavery for one night of hot , nasty sex with Shay ... Eddie ? From the Dark Tower ..... There areeee other worlds than these / me judges He never actually got shot the first time . Data was going to , but was beamed out just before . ( Then Data lied about it ! ... The first time I saw that I was like Had a friend who would say sorry to absolutely EVERYTHING even things that had nothing to do with her . * I smash my toe on a chair * me : " OUCH ! " here " SORRY ! " . didn't know reddit was pro botfly Apparently forbidden She's trying to make ukuleles ? What ? ! Spread your urethra ? They just want to be more attractive . Every guy want to have sex with vigrin - to be the first . The bigger problem is that some girls say they are not virgins when they are ... But not the 25th ? It snowed this morning ... then it sleeted I'm a bean and I find your name offensive . Also I'm watching you from the skies I was literally eating a Terry's Chocolate Orange while i read this . You become easier looked up ( facebook stalkers You're kidding . You haven't watched any talks or presentations ? The funniest part about this . gif is always the kid coming in from the left like ..... > . > Oh man , that part made me cry like a baby . I'd taken my little sister ( she's seven now , people ask if I'm her mother all the time Olivia Wilde You went for the social experiences ? I am 27 and my wife is also 27 , it scares me to think guys in there late teens will look at her as a milf . We have no kids . She isn't old and she is HOT ! ONE PIECE OF TAPE ! WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC ? So when you say no you really mean yes ? First hit : everything you need to know about me , for $ 39.95 Dailies . I am absolutely obsessed with doing dailies . Though , I entered Cata with about 5k ... when I finished leveling to 85 I was sitting at around 10k , but that was mostly because of questing . At one point I was doing the daily cap of 25 dailies a day ... So every two weeks is doubleweekly ? How did you put it on the end of the filter ? Yes she is aware and consented . Oddly enough some of you went to school with her and facebooked her . TIL Orangered envelopes means unread replies Good . Lord . Why would they ALL call the cops ? Just takes one . Cops don't need to be called by dozens of people at once for the same thing no babylon 5 ? Yes . It TERRIFIES me to not audit every line of code . I thought they fixed this In my place , it requires both your parents ' birth certification and identification letter to apply for matriculation . I consulted my high school's counseling lecturer about it since she was in charge and she went While plugging works with many substances , I don't see how it could work with trees yes . you're doin it right . wow . would use again I just tried this in Winamp and I got a dancing tree When atheists die , they stop existing . * Just like Jesus Wow , and I thought I had debt problems Wah ... what is a mozzie ? Heh . I read through that reply too fast and interperted it as ' If she wants me to do her chores ' . - ie . if she starts asking me to do her laundry or the dishes . Mindboggle . Are you a Malaysian too ? I really didn't do that . That is actually kinda creepy If that was America , everyone would be like : Awesome . I'm apparently the ' gone bad ' version though . sadly im not , im azn O ; ( Filipino ) only language i know is English Doesn't work with dual monitors . Mine does the little artifact on the ground and then sometimes what happens to OP ... usually have to turn off the computer off and leave it to cool for an hour or so , but my video card is fairly new - I just play a lot You don't talk while driving ? ... I was * * born * * in 1990 . > When I come back to check on the cookie 5 or 6 minutes later , it is * on fire * . sweet merciful jeebus Joining the chorus of , " I'm a chick and I've never shaken hands like that " . thanks for the suggestions ! i'll try them . i was looking at handbrake before , too . i don't know if they even have an older version , though :\ geez was tiger to leopard really such a huge step ? Skin dispenser ? YUP ! Haven't seen fianc ée since Nov 22 and won't until Jan 8 ... But he came up with the idea of me not shaving ANYTHING until after then " just to see what it's like making love to you natural . " I'm a little afraid he will like it and I'll have to be hairy all the time Why are you wearing 264 stuff at first i was like O_o then the music started and i was like How close are you now ? Damn , for people who don't have time to talk to each other y'all sure spent a lot of time doing just that ! Abstract Data Types sounds like an odd thing to base the very first CS class around Rioting is the only way to make sure the government gets the message ? razor blades ? ? My eyes ! ! Well , it's all about how I feel . Or maybe I'm just surrounded by extremely sexy girls that I feel the way I feel " Where did this grandkid come from ? " I'm the Grinch I cant imagine her face if she hated trees Damn dude , you do everything . That was him ? I will be opening it at the nearby county credit union . It's going to be a hassle fixing direct deposit and all the accounts linked to my BoA account . a trick is something a whore does for money ................ this looks like a place where you could easily die ... You don't have a 360 and were picking up a kinect ? You even put in a minecart track ? yep even the lathe How much water weight can you possibly have ? Thanks for that , I never knew this existed . TIL you can buy a tourny license for peggle . - sings the lyrics from the chorus in my head - * * I get it now ! On second thought I agree . But browse through the generator for 5 or 10 or 50 minutes anyways Why does his hair grow 5 inches in one phonecall I'm a guy and I don't understand how this would be a megusta for us , so I don't see how you mistakenly understood the comic Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa the ? ? ? How is fapping a complex behavior ? Ram comes on sd cards ? Oh no ! Not .. homosexuals What would you like ? ? A 40 something year old man on my res one year decided that he would masturbate with his door open , completely naked thinking everyone had gone home for thanksgiving .... That's an idea I've been a redditor for quite a while now , and I don't get this hivemind business . I'm still who I am . Am I doing something wrong ? wine or cranberry juice . You drink milk with spaghetti ? Oh , I thought they took that out What ... did I just read ? What the hell are you talking about ? Ever had to rescue someone ? There's a subreddit for dwarf fortress ? oh , come on ... over 100 upvotes on my first and 7 on this ? y'all are laaaazy ! but then again , it is 5:30 in the morning . Japanism . It's spreading " ... and now it's getting boring .... " even if he could actually use his avatar , he wouldn't be in that position otherwise as soon as he tried to get up his real body would bang his head Brain has pattern recognition mechanisms . It's what makes you see faces in objects , even if they are just a bunch of unrelated things ... I bought it when I first read about it on reddit .. I still don't have a steam code I am the same , but unfortunately getting that first one doesn't take long . Well dependant on the stimulation . BJ or HJ ? Take forever to climax no matter how many have already happened . P in V ? I'm a quick shot on the first one . But reupping and going again is near instantaneous and I can go multiple times that last much longer . Always funny to ser ladies reactions : done already ? :( ready to go again already ? :) again ? Again ? Again ? I want to find a red-ringed Xbox 360 to fix myself but they are expensive Did something similar Same idea those dumb ass administrators have with people skipping school . " Oh , you just left after first period and didn't return ? Well THREE DAYS HOME , yeah , how do you like them apples ? " The high school I graduated from was much less lenient ; we could get Saturday school as punishment I don't see these kinda games played in the house , where these is no such thing as a filibuster . I know I just turned 21 and am just starting my way into pubs and bars but I can't imagine asking a stranger to buy me a drink Wow . I think I'm going to have to start hating Philly more than Boston SEMs aren't as prohibitively expensive as they used to be .... although they are still probably out of reach for a home lab , but some private high schools are starting to get them And a rock solid ass at around 6 minutes what if they gave marines and marauders the pillage ability For some reason , I believe you . I'm from the UK and I saw that on SouthPark - I had no idea it's real ! did you downvote your own comment and upvote mine ? Holy shit ... Yep , UCSB TF2 somehow managed to move from the perfect zone to both of those zones at the same time ... DAE makes no sense for this thread . Holy shit ... nearly a 2 Year Old Troll First I was - _ - but then I was all Well I was > There's something about the way you pose your question that makes it seem as though nobody should ever have any thoughts about other people's make-up ... ... what ? Given enough time and resources , I'm positive I can solve the halting problem in the general case . .... that was .... dark ... it is so beautiful Great ... I just saw it , checked out the page ... and not it is super slow and laggy I tried following this because I have the same issue and ... I can't even raise my Transmit Buffer to 256 . It's stuck at 128 as the max . FEAR is * not available in your region * I'm in Canada and it says 19.99 for me Nope , she definitely says cock Sounds like a headache . Pop some Excedrin . Don't fuck with your boss's girl . She's " stuck with him " because she needs a place to stay ? The mixed track record of Ron Howard Akiva Goldsmith has me going I rock a Logitech G5 , which was quite affordable at the time . They're not listed on Newegg anymore , and Amazon has some outrageous prices on them Wow , didn't expect all the last chapters in one day , and I gotta say , that was quite the ending are you seriously just 18 ? that's amazing How many seals does Namibia even have I thought it was a fashion model or something Why are you sticking something in your butt ? To generate what ? Christine turning out to be Trinity's daughter , the * amazing * twist at the end , how can you say Season 4 didn't have the best twists ? Your look a ton like an old friend of mine . It startled the fuck out of me ... it's the piercing eyes . Why so angry ? I agree completely with you . However , I hate that some guys ( even some of my guy friends ) would be fine making dick jokes between themselves but if I ( missing a dick ) were to make a joke , one of them would go Doesn't it break your streak though ? I thought normal still gave a leave too Haha it's not so bad . Especially compared to places with real winter . A little rain is nothing compared to a blizzard Novelty account overload I just spent 20 minutes watching that and I think my brain had been fapping to that video . no .... OMG ! How can anyone down vote this . This is a legitimate festival / event in the Philippines that promotes tourism for the country . You * heard * this on a smoke signal ? If you've been called ugly , there's no hope for any of us . I don't know , my computer can't run neither ; Meatboy requires Shader 2.0 , but I found out * after * I bought it Yeah it's Valve holding back the sales on the millions of Mac compatible games . Well I put roughly 14 days into MW2 , and didn't feel the need to buy the map packs . Still had a great time . I've yet to buy Black Ops , actually , but my cousin prefers MW2 ( for some reason Definitely no dog for me no one is on ? I am not a resident , what happened ... I have been pretty busy the last few days . I feel like you are talking about me here ... Uh ... thanks for the upvote ? You look like a sentient neck wart . Interesting ... ? it's like a heart attack waiting to happen Yes , or possibly even wood . And if you were an azn BRB let me go get some LSD real quick . Thanks for your comments , I guess I kind of do go out of my way to be nicer to women than men Looks like the " Snake Pit " where I work . The bosses wear white hardhats . The shortlink for this post is ' epley ' , * * ep * * i * * le * * ps * * y * * . TIL - 5 years before playing Obi-Wan ... this man was Hitler ... That was gay as hell ... People are tore up over this ? Get out of the fucking basement and go lift some weights or something . Jesus . I think that you just met your secret santa face to mug . * * there's a geek bar in marietta ! ? how long has this been the case ? Wow , crazy stuff . All the other stories sound interesting too I kept trying to stop listening to this song , but everytime I tried to click a link something would happen and i'd be like They even DIE together ! So can I ask for the riddles ( the three of them ) and their clear answers to be spelled out here ? I'm just curious . good lawd she is perfect ! This creeps me the fuck out A gold ole fashioned smiley-off eh ? Geographic location ? Does this guy play World of Warcraft ? Quit posting shit from Politics or Atheism I want to know what you googled in the first place to find that Yeah and you also have like 3 copies of every popular game for each system . I'm jelly of your collection . Fuck , 100 + games ? Well , we don't smoke joints that often ( the three Bs : blunts , bowls , bongs ) , and we never make a roach . Really , though , we should start . It seems like such a genius idea ; little chance of getting ganja in your mouth , the filtering properties , no collapsed mouthpiece ... Fuck , we've been doing it wrong for years My name is Kelsey Am I not allowed to be here ? O . o No , I don't have PayPal ( I've only ever used it once a while ago to buy this hip hop album for $ 1 haha ) , but that would be pretty fucking dope . I keep seeing $ 45-49 12 - months , but then they want to charge like $ 5-6 for shipping . Hell , I had a 3 - month tacked onto my SSF 4 order from Amazon , but the bastards wanted to charge $ 6.99 to ship a damn plastic card I'm doing this right now ... what was the joke I saw some sort of animal in the middle thumbnail . I clicked expecting cuteness / beauty . Instead I find a decapitated bunny . I didn't either , until some Chinese guys online started calling every girl they talked to " bb " I guess what I was trying to say is that I don't understand what's so special about these signs .. That there are some good genes . Girl on the left Why don't they then ? It's not like there are never any atheists running for office or anything ... I ... want to do this now Hm .... it works for me in Google Chrome . I've never had Oreos dipped in peanut butter I agree . Funny how the 2nd highest voted comment is at the bottom . A level-headed woman would never do that Never thought I'd say this , actually I've always been one to promote NSFW just to be on the safe side , but .... how is that pic NSFW , where do you work ? Son of a ... at first , I thought you were trolling , and then I was like Was there any reason for this ? Do you have it on tape ? ! yeah , i was doin ' the exchange thing , so the american money was pretty much just emergency bailouts from my mom , only had a problem once or twice , assumed it was a lack-of-funds thing . i remember that there were funky conditions , though - i think you couldn't get money on sundays , or after a certain hour , or something . i could be remembering completely wrong - i drank a lot during this time I just got one of these for Christmas ( early presents ftw ) . Amazing That makes me want to know your name more .. I've never found looking at automake generated * anything * to be productive . I tip my hat to you if you can read those makefiles He doesn't " feel superior " he was making a connection from the book to his reality . A book is a distraction too though , albeit a much more intellectual and thought-provoking one . I think reading has the ability to make people really smart and I think between texting and listening to music , reading is probably the smartest and " best " choice , if your priority is to be at your intellectual peak They can't really say no ... My mother in law is always feeding my little bushka some * treif ! * Macarena mountain range ? First of all , good for you for taking control of your diet and loosing the weight ! Congrats . Often when people go through a drastic weightloss ( i . e . 130 + lbs ) the only option for taking care of all that skin is ... gasp ... surgery . Either that or start taking Anabolic Steriods until you look like Ronnie Coleman , to make the muscle " fit " the skin i think so ... i found a single cave system that was so big i found 17 diamond after about half an hour . and that was only from one branch of it he has no socks Oh wow , okay . I thought that the little kid had been breastfeeding when his mother hit her period and the father concluded that Rudolph encountered a similar situation . imgur is ... over capacity ? DUDE ... And I was hesitating to post my comment . Made from real beaver ? Yuri Kane ? I have never heard of this guy until just now . still ... TIL people get shocked when you put on your seatbelt in their car or perhaps humans will become more adept at multi-tasking information intake original starwars trilogy , she hasnt seen it yet Wait , an * older * brother ? ! ? ... i dun even .... Curious to know ... where ? I don't think so . Well , your stuff looks nice ... but your eyes .... The hairs have hairs . You just took GW to a whole new level Had to scroll up to your previous post to make sure you weren't my mom Thinking about your comment now , I don't know why version control isn't used outside of software development / systems administration . Yeah ! What server is that Honestly man , we won our last game together then you disappear I see london , I see france , I see penis on your back . * * IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN What if your post has spurred 100 stalkers into action ? That is really rather disturbing Wait ... did you drill a hole through your carpet Is it just your position that's wrong ? The model is bloody huge What type of PS3 is it : o , like Generation / model Green gems are + 30 and cost like 20g on Blackrock / Tich , I assume it's about the same on Sarg . Not sure why anyone would go so far as to leave a gem socket empty . A new male champion ? YTO . I'm old enough to have seen them first time round . lol wut ? ? I'm not real ? Aww , how cute , and sad =[ . Anyway - I wonder what happens in JRPGs ? at that part I was just like how could they be all wrong ? that would mean there is the internet outside of the US and Canada There is more than enough reasonable conversation going on in here . But every time someone posts an " exaggerated " material someone has to comment on how lacking / r / a is ... come on , we all understand that this is a borderline case and most of us don't draw any substantial conclusions from this ... so this is just something to widen our world view and have some " oooh , aaah , that was one horrifying wikipedia page . baby spiders ya , that ice tea looks so warm and yellow ... I think Thing is trying to steal your food ... ill say first that i believe this particular prank was fake , and second that i defiantly dont deny that harrasment happens , just that I cant believe that if whats played out in that video happened in a public area , people would just stand by and watch as the woman tried to get out of the lock You goin ' to Pretty Lights then ? ? ? once upon a time I guessed the password was pineapple as my first guess and it was right ... I was like Can't . Stop . Playing . Torchlight . Thirded . Kernicterus is scary as fuck , from what I'm reading on Google . My dad had me look after his cat when he was out of town for work . She went away for a week when it was pretty rainy and cold . I'm in Menorca and haven't heard of this . for the toes or the socks She sounds like she has a fairly borderline personality . A lot of times relationships like that don't really get better over time . Sorry for the depressing response . Your toes look like ET's fingers WoW-widows ? Is that like ... a thing ? i'm actually happy about this . i'm fat , but i don't support being that skinny It strangely doesn't mention obelisk , or even doesn't contain any image of the original symbol . ( I'm not sure Atchinator was trying to push his point only in reference to original sin . For example , I can see the parable of the prodigal son as being allegorically useful . But then again , it is already an allegory within the Christian religion At first I was like I know , at first the slush had us all thinking it would be a dud but then it got itself together . i'm not entirely sure . i tried going through every font i had and now i can't get it back click super meat boy ... That made me shudder When I was with my ex his mother would buy us * super nice * but Christmas themed dinnerware place settings . We're talking $ 70 + a place setting . Each year she would get us 2 settings and each one was different . The theory was we could host holiday dinners and everyone would have a place setting ! Oh yay ! The hell , they still have Waldenbooks ? I still say you're an e-stalker who takes WAY too much interest in stranger sex lives . You should not do that mine says $ 0.00 My boyfriend is also a redditor , so it's usually the two of us laughing / commenting over something and everyone else is like Same . I saw it with a friend two weeks ago and we were both like Thanks , the language issue has been a big problem . One minute you think you have found the perfect article then the next thing I know , I am being redirected to a Mandarin only site . So many UF ents .... WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU Wow those are really big boobies . 500 $ / wk for 24/7 / 365 call 1 hr distance ? He's got everything set down just so he can play it , and I don't think he worries about quality . He wanted to play the PS3 without HDMI Something's wrong , I can't stop watching . I vividly remember a wet dream from before I lost my virginity , in which I fully had unprotected sex . The weird part is when I started having sex a couple years later , my dream had the sensation 100 % correct . Weird I saw it back when it first came out , but I was more like That is so fucked i just went to that makes two of us I should have gone with , " Islam is an evil religion that loves the TSA " if I wanted 150 upvotes . I'm constantly amazed by the high percentage of people know little about their own religion and the other major ones . I've had Christians look at me with shock , disgust , and disbelief when I've mentioned that Jesus was Jewish . They often say , " No he wasn't , he was a Christian " Needs more I'll mail you some pants in exchange for the FEAR collection on Steam . XD If FEAR scares you so much , I wonder what Amnesia would do to you . I'm listening to Tool right now . I got one from my grandmother and I did exactly the same thing Why are you being downvoted ? Wow totally laid the smack down , and she didn't really try to defend herself either don't your people claim to be more than a religion , a race in fact ? I have a daughter ? Named Adeline ? Thats so incredible What kind of family event is this If you mixed Heath Ledger's face with Julia Stiles ' face in this picture .... It would look a lot like his Joker . TIL violas are bigger than violins . I always thought it was the other way around . I am glad I am not a native speaker and have no idea , what septum means . And I will not google it . Wait , we ... and they ... I'm pretty sure that pedophilia and necrophilia are in the same vein ... white lighter I'm not Indian or Asian . Um .. I'm probably going to be down voted because no one will believe me but I swear to God , " Careless Whisper " is on my Pandora now I'm completely unsure how to take that . What ? nothing to see here . Just more , y'know , armless midgets ? ? he's gone past Trollface right to The Joker ! Is 6-24- 34 a manufacture default ? I remember having a middle school locker with a similar locker combination or something . Dude , tell me about it . I went to Mexico with a friend from school , whose sister had a kid with a friend of my cousin's . Also , this Mexican friend was friends with one of my dealer's friends , and my dealer's mom was friends with my mom back in the day was not aware you could do that then by association , i know who you are Good work . Just another bit of proof that reviewers think on a scale of 1-10 , " 7 " is average . That is way more WTF then the OP . Checked . Hmm . Wait , so the reason for * not * investing in new infrastructure is because infrastructure is crumbling ? Me and most of my friends can ! Whoops should have been a little more specific , Holy crap . Thanks for that link ... Up until now , I wasn't sure if she was hiding a baby under the skirt or what the hell is going on in that photo scv's can repair protoss units ? This is amazing . The plot thickens Hah I'm in New York on a 5mbps connection I also can barely watch a 240p video on youtube They already were , I bought Left 4 Dead 2 for 4.99 holy crap , that Chicken is fast . You'd think that the ability to outrun humans would have secured their superiority by now ... Me too Many of those are , but this didn't look like one . I could do most of the stuff within a 3 second window . I just couldn't do the a whole level like that . It's middle-western Canada ... No proper name ? wait , you don't get crawlers if you go to the back alley ? TIL : Kasey Kasum Negative mass ? Speed of light , backwards or something ? You just blew my mind . This entire argument is redundant . this is very nice ! ! ! ! i was thinking of getting my friend birthday gift something like this a draw portray of her . But i am a student so i have no money maybe i can photoshop her pic into a paint or something I never said fox You're taking that awfully normally . YOu don't ? I haven't heard that one either You mean ... talk to someone IRL ? ? It better not be on Thursday ... I'd like for my flight to get in . ( yes I realize it looks like it will be She puts lipstick on her labia ? Both my cats are in love with the little curly thing you pull off to open milk jugs . ( What is that thing called ? Also , Phyrexia across all colors Atypical , but when I first crawled through the Spetznaz in Call of Duty 4 . One drop of sweat formed instantly and dropped onto my shirt . At least SOMEONE gets it . return Australia to India ? I must have missed that part in the article where they mention cattle . Orbital rail gun satellites . Okay , so my next question is why you know albums you hate by heart . 3 in less than a year ... ? Must not have become * THAT * attractive in 2010 ... Jesus christ you're pretty . I mean you're still cute , but damn dude more jaw and you'd be ... This is how it is when I fly . You meant supper , as in dinner ? Gah ! Why did you get him a Kinect ! ? ! He already has a Wii ! So , It sounds like anyone that has downloaded the cables could be screwed also Yeah , me either . Now all I can think of is Cartman asking his mom if she was ever in a German scheisse video . I noticed that too , and did a me too What ? Is this a reply to my comment ? this reminds me of Fringe Me being sarcastic isn't going to make a difference sadly . Sarcasm has tho played a POSITIVE difference . Colbert and Stewart appeal to the attention less masses as they make them laugh while being informative showing the irony of certain issues . like the 911 responder bill My ex actually used to use it and since then it's been popping up everywhere i thought it was matte . this is ... surprisingly genius if you only have a few doors / windows I wonder if any of the actors have an identity crisis , playing the same role for a decade ( especially through their growing teenage years ) - - and most of them not playing any other roles within that time period too what is this new devilry But ... why ping pong balls ? So ... you get sent to the RPF for fapping What an Image . Goldwater conservative ... or Goldfinger conservatives I HAD THAT SAME MOMENT TWO DAYS AGO ! Playing RED ! ... call me dumb , but what's the last one supposed to be ? I see tits , ass , asshole , and ... fruit . * Critical * shortage ? It don't work ? No one ever talks on it , and no one can ever hear me . O_O My mic is fine in all other games . the song is called " Suicide is Painless " , went Fair enough . I concede to that reasoning . Although saying it was well reasoned before when you didn't say anything besides " You'll find any excuse to breed . " is Dude ... were you deep throating that pen or something ? Why was your laptop in a position to slide off the seat of a car onto the road Yeah this makes me mad . it depends ... * * o . o * * kind of 15 yo or * * I'm glad you like it . When I first discovered his research I was like this : how do you play with default bags I'm sorry . Please explain what you mean by " colds " . That's exactly what someone like you would say if you didn't want everyone to know it was you ... Poison * acid * gas . I haven't been able to watch it all the way through in one sitting due to time constraints , but I have seen it in acts . There is one part in the last movement that made me have this face : I wish you were my new daddy A strip club with a good taste in type faces ? My boyfriend and I ( both active redditors ) are both on it . I was added as an " amendment " apparently ... ? this album was released on Sept 11 2001 you mean that for some reason they ran the tub pipes around the house or something ... ? I'm on OP's list , but I'm NOT on your first list in the post . wow , that's fuckin shady business right there Damn ! ! That looks like a real life version of that singing alien in Jabba's court in the " special edition " of Return of the Jedi . Some guy the other day traded me a refined for a winter crate . I was like Wow , that review is backasswards . It claims the original was rubbish while the sequel was awesome . Because Obama has been the archetype of a good president , right ? ? Most normal things , some abnormal things ..... She looks like my mom ... Need a better picture man ... cannot be easily stereotyped or characterized I went outside to smoke some squares , and ended up taking a little stroll to my overly xmas spirited neighbors and all I can say is woahh , I didn't know I actually submitted this before .... What on earth is that At first i was like Your house sounds awesome . BLTs ! <3 I got soba , and a lot of alcohol . IT DOESNT WORK Damn , I can't find it now but there was a video of a comparison between Mass Effect 2 and Firefly that made my eyes go from this . _ . to this WTH are those in the 3rd panel . Oh my days I have never seen such douchtastic glasses Right vs Helpful . When I first saw this , I thought it would have to do with dropships in starcraft . Fuck , I don't ! This is what happens when you don't look up a term yourself , but derive it from how others use it . It will work when reading a book but on the internet ... einstein didn't care how he would move close to the speed of light ... but he sure did consider it Unless you're the one that did it Dude , people are typing in tongues ! On this picture , Voldemort looks like one of my friends Actually the seat belts are pretty useful , I've heard some stories of unintended flight within a flight Actually , it's refreshing to see someone who doesn't try to hide what they're doing . The sugar babies who pretend they're not looking for money are the ones that you have to Is it just me or does that stuff look like silly string ? Haha , same for me . Not a single person with my name in Canada ( where I reside ) , but there's a hell of a lot of American's that've stolen my name . he never made it out alive Face cancer ? Steam support uses ... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU comics ? Stop tempting us americans ! How is this not the most upvoted song here The sodium on one of those things was so high I nearly dropped the package in shock . It had something like 5000mg of sodium in it . Upvoted for all of the mentioned bands being awesome . I wish I had a system like that oh my wants to skweeeeeeeze it ! I am a man , and what is this Your pc is up for 81 days ? Guess it must work , I clicked on the link and my room mate began to rage I want to go to there , instead of my constantly maintained POS $ 200 bike It sounds like someone has an inferiority complex . Try it yourself . Don't buy it , find a friend who has it . You might like it , you might not . But it's frighteningly addictive if you get into it ( my dad can attest to that or Baby Face Bob ? Is that .... Quiznos ? Jesus , aren't Minecraft servers always ram-limited ? Do you have like 500 gigs of ram in your main box ? ... holy shit . Great shot . The dog's silhouette reminded me of a dog I had to put down three years ago . I didn't know 1280x600 monitors even existed . Who the hell is an emo boy ? Wow , that took me a couple of seconds to figure out Yeah , it looks like it's going through the arse , and out the vagina ! Which leaves me wondering where I caught that one , then I pronounce it im-grr Ubuntu and Windows usually take about an hour and 1/2 for me to setup fully . Mine is there too . I had 165 days logged in FFXI since it's release in October 2003 . I never left the game running , those are all me actually playing too Need . Goofy . Face . " This site has been suspended " . I don't believe I've ever seen so many downvotes in a trees thread ! 4-5 turned into 40-60 Questionable decision to start reviving right there in the open by a flag Waitttt , I thought that was just me Yes , use them well , especially : 3 . I'm partial to i_i looks so evil , but The depth focus on this is strange at first i was like o_O then i was like What has been seen How long did you stay afk in your house ? ? Reddit randomizes the number to prevent spam I guess . I think you just keep going dual 9800gtx still runs great ! I can run most games on max settings and my rig is 2 yrs old she's one of those terrifying little girls from the horror movies , isn't she lol your right ! dude that's insane . all the white poke balls i heard about from my friends in LA say that theres nothing like them . extremely potent and apparently impossible to find now I concur We had the same childhoods Underrated ? 7 more days for me to find out if i won the chillis one ... * Insert perplexed , but curious comment here * Isn't that a boy ? That is just awesome ! The real question is , who's downvoting me for having a normal conversation ? I do this sober ... AD Veigar ? Wat ? Imagine if the potential if the US Govt subsidized marijuana growers instead of corn growers . Good times ! Only 270 points for me ? How many sales are there OH GOD YES CUATRO MILPAS . Small chorizo bowl , a few tacos , and go easy with their homemade hot sauce I actually played most of them ! Finally playing through F . E . A . R and Sim City 4 is * surprisingly * addicting . Before I knew it , I had sunk 22 hours into SC4 . This is hypnotic ... for some disturbed reason I can't stop watching this ... dad ? ....... I took a picture of this exact same spill , but at night Thanks for that . I hadn't seen that before . 10 am ? Are you sure you have the right person ? Oh dear ! Wtf is with the set of silk icons in the bottom right panel ? Wow ! ! You're tellin ' me no on around here appreciates / appreciated Sifl and Ollie ? ! Unregistered version of .... print screen ? Semen is a great source of protein I hear ... Nourishment for all ... Must have been a hard job , chasing her down with a compressor strapped to your back and getting her to sit still long enough . Do want My best friend got this one : " This is probably the biggest mistake of my life , but ... " This is highly interesting but also makes me worry a little Hah . I was more going for the damaged goods cardboard box in the trash This made me laugh way more than it should have . Is it just me , or does this seem more like early showings of consideration for females ? You'd consider this NSFW ? Yes . And I wonder how much a kidney will fetch on the black-market these days Just say " honey , your breath doesn't smell so good . " As a male . If somebody called me creppy , it'd make me do " You wear t-shirts 8 times before you wash them ? She's fat . I think you are overestimating the reaction time of most pros . You also have to consider that something like this is rare . It is one thing if a pro knows what to look for , but the zerg won't always be aware of where T's scans are and I don't think any zerg expects a T to drop mules on his banelings It's like reading about myself Me too even though I know it's an enclosed water body with no chances of someone keeping a shark in the pool What the hell about this nice video for Deschutes Brewery is NSF ... oh , a boob . Right . Nice , though . The beer , not the boob ... well , both actually . All the beers , really . Probably both boobs , too . Huh ? Where are you petting them ? I always hand pistols , * * unchambered * * , ( to people I obviously trust ) holding the barrel ( muzzle pointing down but still in my general direction ) so they get the best grip ( preferably not putting their finger on the trigger O_O ain't no city I ever heard of . They speak English in I don't think so . Recounts in close races are already a nightmare at the state level . Having it be a national popular vote would be a nightmare if the race were close Strange , yeah I can . Just did approval of a few postings She . Is . Beautiful . My buddy and I actually partied with her and a couple of her friends at the Bellagio . Apparently she was friends with one of the ladies at my table who happened to toss me a few 20 dollar chips when I almost busted . I went up about 3 grand .... so fucking crazy I was raging something fierce I highly doubt that was the milk . Soooo ... Budapest is Europe now , eh ? FUCK YOU ! Now i'm going to have Tilda Swanson nightmares for weeks ... i just got over that shit , she freaks the hell out me It often becomes a race , which will blast away the skids , my piss or the water rinsing the bowl ? what a magical land Wait ... so OP lied about standing on it ? ? Playing with your food is a bad thing ? Did anyone else google " couric " as a unit of measurement ? That pledge read like something shady even before they started backing away from it My first reaction was .... My second reaction was ... Imagine if safe search was off Them some crazy mofos at that site " she " and thanks again for the " inappropriate " picture LMFAO .. Wow yeah , that's really hard to achieve Woah ! No , but that's really scary ... we're a little younger than that though . Same age difference . People actually do that ? Eeesh . Sorry about that Just because she ’ s Asian , you fap ? OMG ! The Klingons are preparing to invade Earth ! YES ! Was that a ... rap ? All I know about Forth is that the pre-Intel Macs had a Forth interpreter in the bios You can * * own * * a hospital ? Don't look at me dude , I'm not disagreeing with you . You think 1280x1024 is ancient ? Shit , now I'm scared . This reminds me too much of Coraline . The way he describes it is exactly in the way this guy said it . So it's a fuel pressure issue eh ? Well that should be easy to verify ( though it's a 75 $ part here ... Please stop telling me about all my missed chances Dude , they sell out like every weekend ... so apparently people do Sound like a great location for CSI It's almost as if the people who post on YouTube have found r / codbo Don't you have the option to just add a data plan to your contract ? Agreed ! Recently I played a high platinum game against a guy who 2gate shut down my forge-FE attempt . Since I already had a forge , I canceled my nexus and invested the money into 3 cannons to protect the main , to which he responded by ... placing 5 cannons in HIS main . For not completing a multi layover trip .... ? How do they assess the penalty ? Tack it on your account for the * next time * you fly ? Any last words , Troll ? Any last words , Troll ? ... after watching an episode of hoarders . Well I cut my finger once and it didn't bleed I tear up just looking at it . Holy shit ! You can do that ! ? I was talking about America , or is my sarcasm meter broken .. drink a little paint ? don't we call this GMT . We have a Navy ? I'm pretty sure he's serious As a very recent former Floridian , I tend to agree ! And having to drive in the snow Well we did send them packin ' , packin ' a huge trophy that is You dated - in work ! ? Any last words , Troll ? According to this I'm on year 8 already with my wife and it's only been one year Any last words , Troll ? Yeah , I think it's ended up on the wrong comment ! Sneaky fuckers ! Which is it ! ? ? ! I'm a bit afraid of the hivemind right now . You guys are insulting people who have no reason to be insulted . Best reaction : shit dude you may have just redirected me to my future ... Could you imagine if someone actually tried to squeeze in beside you I'm surprised this has been voted down so much I have no idea how that happened . I wasn't expecting that last guy Maybe not the first few films as that's a tad naughty Wow . You should feel sad You're right . My dad's Yorkie would look at us like .... How ? That is a whole pile of disturbing Oh , that's right . Forgot that small detail . I was always an Apple person , myself , until a new company ... never mind I would ship it for you but it cost ~ $ 100 according to Fedex rates ! yikes . ( We're going to have the name of the game that we're a clan in as 2/3 rds of our tag ? I do both I specifically said " spatial " dimensions . It's a real lake . What are you wtfing about ? what if when you die , your life flashed before your eyes , and then your own death flashes before your eyes , which then triggers your life to flash before your eyes again inside your previous life flash , and it's been doing this since the dawn of time . razor burn exactly , and if he hasn't figured out that real women aren't made out of metal and plastic .... wait a minute , how the fuck is he supposed to tell the difference between a real woman and a car when real women these days have various metal and plastic components in / on their body Same here . I haven't seen that Pokemon yet ... Okay , how do they figure the doctors are " ruining your future " ? first song plz Wow we have over 120 subscribers Yeah the government * educates * them pretty well Thats amazing , croatia still exists Woah I remember seeing that when I was 4 years old ... Where's that used looking at your comment history , i don't think i'll be a part of your revolution Bah , my mom's a geek . Oh man , I want one of these so bad . I grew up very near Quebec and was spoiled by good poutine . Had some at Cbristmas but after having seen that pic , I want some more now . i saw this weeks ago Aren't iron doors still breakable ? I didn't know I had a job , man Don't know if anyone here was a fan of Xing Opera , but the waiter in the diner looks exactly like Jisang Is ..... that ..... de_dust 2 Will smith is black ? how is ithis funny , i dont get it Did I just jizz wine ? My fingers just went to w , a , s , d , all on their own . You sir , look eerily similar to someone that I sort of know but who never reciprocated my attempts at acquaintanceship you know it is segmented , idk what your calling the bathroom though well the area you described is probably safer then our neighborhood That's pretty much I wanted to know , thanks , though I'm not going for product design , do we still do stuff like model making in Graphic Design ? spaghetti with corn in it Even money says the red pigment is blood . So you think shooting an innocent , unarmed , unconscious man to death is " just being a dick " ? That still looks rather far from civilization I have to look at these all day at work ... Mandatory ? for work ? mfw ? But Dawkins is a " militant atheist " donchaknow ? Whao ! When did Fez and Hyde get so hot ? Saying you don't believe in gods is a falsehood ? Her face is so orange . pasta and cheese guy ? MY EYES ! ! I get about 18mpg :( I would love to take it to the track some time and really see what it can do . I'm also interested in some of the mods for it . I like the midnight grill and ive been wanting to powder coat the rims black , guess what color my car is lol . Ive seen some posts on forums about aftermarket exhaust and intake to get a little more horse power . Only thing stopping me right now is my saltwater tank hobby which eats up money as fast as a car Huh . I think opinions are always bias , I mean the point of the documentary is to documen .... wait ... what opinion I see everything . I haven't caught up with my brother this week ( we're both sick ¿ ¿ desde cuando son los chilenos tan respetados por la mafia ? ? ... what time do you start work ? How do you sleep ? ! fine then .. i wont . At first I was like > I still remember being surprised to see an R symbol next to every single pokemon name in the pokedex . Nintendo registered 150 trademarks of nonsense names for a video game That face is creepy as hell ! 11 years that is an unholy abomination Ummm , did you ever manage to get her shirt off ? ? o ... m .. g ... I want the Harvester Only a redditor for one day ? You're projecting again . Where does the pachinko part come in ? Why the hell is that guy in my friends list ? Weirdest Tits ... IMHO ! Did you really just make the argument that lying should be against the law ? Odd , I would have figured he would have been pissed at the switch Baton Rouge , LA at a nightclub . I was just like Holy crap , I just thought I was having a reoccurring nightmare For some reason , I was expecting the cord to appear inside the access door . How the fuck did they do that ? That room ! It's the stuff of nightmares ... But he's on a Mac . Jesus ... 1007 pages in paperback I used to work at Best Buy and had a customer who I chatted with for a good hour . He was exactly like me even the same birthday , but maybe a decade older . He had some other issues aside from Crohn's disease . And I actually brought up cannabis , and I recommended it to his mother ( she had to take care of him still for his other issues ) at first she was like When I read everyone be " really " nice , I thought that was innuendo ... as in give them happy endings or something like that I'm sorry but you look like someone I know . Everytime I look at her it reminds me of your posts Before my first airplane trip my friend informed me to wear cotton clothing . That way , if there was an explosion , the clothing would burn away from my body , instead of melting to it . * mouth watering i cant even bring my eyes past the goods to check the purse How many times does this really happen the exgf is from a place called Sugar Land ( Texas ) , when I heard it I was like : I don't know where that is , but I want to live there Fuck Inception , This shit is Celebrities still do crack cocaine ? I wonder how old that teacher must be now High school English class completely destroyed any love I had for reading . The constant analyzing the " symbols and themes " , and all that other crap . I hated it , and I enjoy reading books for the STORY , not to analyze what little Jimmy was feeling , and why his emotion is a symbol to the birth of the universe or something stupid . That was like 5 years ago now One of his favorite books was " To Kill A Mockingbird " . Of course it was . It's definitely something to do with your desktop background . Prepare to get yelled at . I've been getting berated for saying this exact thing I've been getting a little on edge on here ( / r / politics ) lately myself . It's a tough trap to avoid How many extensions do you have ... ? Ive been trying to make this point the whole day Innanimoi micmoops ! ! ! HUGE fan :) I know there is a no touching rule , which is good . I feel compelled to hump your leg That really depends on how big a fan she is , in my experience . If she listens to " Winter " or " Talula " occasionally , you're probably safe . If she ever goes to a meet & greet or ever says that Tori changed her life , run . Run quickly and never look back . ( ( Oh my . very confused here too .. don't know if this is a joke or not ... in the meanwhile , as a design student i'm always trying to understand what people look for in a design .. most importantly why they look for one . not sure this has anything to do with it ... and i still didn't get the deal .. you'll mail us a book and a postcard , and then we read the book , mail you the postcard back and get mailed another copy of the book we just read ? I was saying from the start that his politics didn't matter ... and got barked at for it At a [ 6 ] and that was just too many colors at once . Stalin didn't help . LIRR to Long Beach ? I was on that train today , visiting the GF's grandma The part about the light and heat coming out of the burning log being the light and heat of the sun that went * in * to create the log made me Let's hope it doesn't come to that , since she worships the wrong God . I looked at your username .... silly me for assuming you were joking My coffin is surrounded by standing lava As interesting as the other questions have been , what I really want to know is what the deleted comments say . Your replies are far enough in left field that I'm incredibly curious . You enjoy this ? Yeah I don't live in the US . But when I was there everyone in New England wouldn't stopping saying everything was wicked awesome Any scientific reason for this ? i need me one of these ! ! ! where'd you get it ? i'm clueless about sex toys She was shot in the head . If that isn't an attempted shoot-to-kill , I don't know what is Well if there was no obvious hole where it should have been ... then I'd be creeped out , too How can you truly like MS Office ? I downvote any comments and submissions I see on reddit when they have the " it's my birthday " icon . Regardless of the quality of the comment / submission . I'm an ass . I don't need anyone else to tell me that upvoted since you have my last name and have been on reddit as long as me City one nil down in 46 seconds I heard she has this one mean kick . So I doubt anyone could even bash her without tasting the floor . So many wins long sleeve shirt + band saw It's not a question ... Those cold eyes ... bow legged .. Or you could rip off a layer of skin Wow , never caught that before . Thanks for bringing that up . Plant's without the sun Hahah It's something about you with the apron and that beard ... What did I miss ? What the fuck ... Well now , that looks like an interesting movie . Never heard of it , but I don't think I can recover from that image . Or be like that other redditor and turn your old shirts into underwater i wonder why people are downvoting you ... Why do you have to see their posts despite unsubscribing ? You're like Dexter on meth . I have you're not being sarcastic At first I was like There's a remake ? Only open from nine until one ? Is that standard for Amsterdam coffee shops ? The percussion sounds like a picture being taken . I just imagine bright lights . Holy moly . I'm 4 " 11 . I date guys 5 " 10 and up . The tallest yet being 6 " 1 . It was so weird seeing as whenever we made out standing up , I'd elevate myself by standing on my toes and he'd be crouching his back . my god So , how often do you tell people that you're colorblind ? Looked it up , Molson Coors . He's obviously trolling .... right ? 1 fridge = 16/5 Libraries of Congress ? ? WTF LOL is that actually him ? Wow . That is an unusually beautiful cat All these people talking about the temperature , when it's the pictures everyone should be discussing ... Using ... sprintf ... to escape ? i remember seeing a video awhile back of like a 10 year old boy squat cleaning 135 lbs . i was like Seriously . I want one Apparently I wasn't sarcastic enough Soooo , he never uses aspirin , ibuprofren , allergy medicine etc etc ? I've got a portable asus EeePC ( also broken at the moment , harddrive busted and lost everything but getting fixed T_T ) so for work I can use that . However , I do want a laptop over a desktop . Mainly because my laptop gets used on my lap . Supplies from Israel ... Which were imported there from the US .... This is reddit ... geeks are everywhere I read this as a gay Irish-American running for President of the United States . I was very confused . Off topic , but a coworker lives in Kawaguchi-ko . One day he left his apartment and started walking . Kept walking all the way to the top of Fuji and then climbed back down . I think he said it took 28 hours . 9:30 was early enough for me . I feel like taking a nap right now So you're crapple ? I ... guess that is good ? Did the teacher's eyes go You seem to have some sort of personal issue with mars Where is the third stump ? Yes . I never did after that . Holy shiyut that was intense Are you me ? I am digging the suit ... even with the flaws and whatnot . I'm a girl , so WTF do I know about suits , really ? ( Aside from the stitches in the lapel ... at first i was like then thought , " hey , that's his / er sister and he / she posted it ? " You're good , and that guitarist is amazing My thoughts exactly ! That must be some French press ! ! ! Yeah when I get wet I don't taste like a whole lot of anything either . My boyfriend informs me I am the " mildest he's ever tasted " . Thank you ... ? ummm ... question . why did your single dad have a vibrator ? Are you sure it wasn't on purpose ? I'm one of the creators of MajorMUD You have an alt FB account ? Palin attended the University of Idaho , which I have also attended . My parents must have failed Master That's the only one of his I have read and it gave me chills . At first I was thinking " Man , this is overrated . " by the end I was like " It's either that or rub it on someone ... House full of guys , Hair straightener it can't be I went downstairs to use the bathroom around 2am and caught my dad watching lesbian porn ... Thankfully he didn't see me because the position of the couch made it so he was facing away from the stairs . I ran into the bathroom and didn't flush after I peed so he never knew I was down there That actually sounds useful .. made what ? Why are pretty things soooooo pricey ? It's none of the above . He didn't tell her she * had * to or she wouldn't get the job , and he respected her wishes when she said " no " to more than just dancing . There's not much of a legal leg to stand on any way you look at it , and any judge in this country is going to look at you like this : * * I didn't realize until this thread that pogs and Pokemon cards were banned in so many schools My girlfriend texts like that and the first time I was like For what its worth , my parents bought a new washer and dryer when I was in the 5th grade . I'm a sophomore in college now , and they've survived 2 moves and tons of abuse ( my sister still over loads the washer How could having * more * of something make you * less * of a person ? His laugh is infectious If anyone I knew had gotten swine flu and recovered , they'd likely stomp in tomorrow yelling " I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH " after reading this . In England the legal age is 16 so I could have sex with someone born in 1995 . Those are real bodies ? That's quite a scary mental image I'm getting speechless with all those beautiful photo you are sharing , specially with that green bra ) well , you say blue but seems green on my monitor lol ) . Thank you again , I'de like to say more but I don't know whta to say I'm more than a little bit weirded out by this . But I also feel like watching this ...... You know what ... I'd do that but at the moment i have never ever , EVER subscribed to a channel . Shouldn't you be working when you posted this ? My friend does that a lot . It's really annoying ; he thinks he's Rambo so he challenges everyone . Sure , he might have 15 kills , but he also has 14 deaths . Meanwhile , I'll be sitting in the middle of the team with 11-4 , but he'll still claim he did way better . No , no , no ... I'm 21 . I just was asked if I wanted a kid's menu last week . I fear the day 13 year olds are on reddit You may have been all O_o but I was all like Orangereded you on stream Erm ... how else do you get it ? oak park ? ( Exactly . When does ' respect ' enter into watching one commercial TV offering over another ? What could that POSSIBLY have to do with someone else's surgical accessories ? ! Any kind of music ? Oh god , I rarely upvote or downvote on reddit , just a lurker . But this time , I have to upvote this cause it literally made my eyes go I would have thought they were hoping to perfect it with the first game You gotta give ' em the CRAAAAAAAAZY eye Spinning discs generate heat ? Had to check twice the gap between his legs This thread is all sorts of weird . So you didn't save documents for couple weeks ? In Europe ? ? i dont know if it really matters what happens to them after they are killed So its technically illegal for me to use ? The worst part about this is , I have NO ONE I can share this with . I should go post this on Facebook ( ... Where would they get it from ? I think my driver is screwed up ; He drove off without me ! What the fuck am i seeing But ... that's so very capitalist I have no clue what he means ; o u sexy mofo ! ! ! <3 dont make me bring kiwikaki's hell again Double standard much ? That sounds pretty amazing . I may have to go to Fort Collins some time to try them out . If you have a partner .... why are you on okcupid ? I really , really want to switch to Gentoo . I primarily use Arch , and I've been using Linux for about 5 years now , so I'm not a * complete * noob , but I can't get gentoo up to a working GUI desktop , and I must've made atleast 20 attempts by now . great job , you guys should play a show in chicago ! ! 11 ! 1 maybe open lollapalooza Firstly ... Holy shit . I'm profound . What's wrong with piercing ears wow , I was going to post something about when / how we get a trophy . good think I did a search first . I didn't realize it was such a bad thing to ask about . That's book pornography right there . O_O Where is this store again ? some british dude told me the other day to disregard the daily mail Oddly enough I had a strange reversal . I had the healer blaming the dps for the wipe when he / she stood in the giant purple circle of death , TWICE ! Oddly enough he / she was a heck of a lot better tank then healer . Oh crap ! I have a WMD in my bedroom ? ! And you held a grudge since ? Heil Andrew ? IT WILL BE DONE AH ! Get out of my head . oh shit , I must be a conservative ! Every comment in here is a continuation of the Comsole Argument . Even by OP ! Oh Crap ! I have a WMD in my pants ! Had to wait for the flash 3 times . When I saw it ... Jesse ? Is that you ? Umm no it doesn't ? how can they be your favorite band and you don't know they created float on You've been stalking me I see . you've found the equator in a flat world ! I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean Someone on that site actually said that they thought it was one of the worst shows on tv . This is some epic shit Somethings fuckey with the audio I wish I could could quit my job and just do this all day ! Doesn't pay the bills though I'm 4 minutes into it and it's still just as good as it was when it started ... wait i'm glad i'm not the only one that caught that . Now imagine watching it on acid Now imagine watching it on acid Well done , sir . I laughed so hard , I now have coffee lodged into my sinuses ! For whatever reason , R . Lee Ermey voiced your comment . And all the earth and its billions of tons of stuff is just a fraction of a rounding error percentage of what the universe is made of . HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIKE THE GREEN ONES ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ? I'm a bit confused about your analogy . Can you elaborate ? Are you equivocating drunk driving to drunk sex ? But they are immune I tried to switch up as well ( I'm left handed but mouse with my right ... weirdo ambidextrousness ) and found it discomforting I hope she had a shower after that performance Thats the subreddit equivalent to that Jamie marsters girl While this is one of the shortest stories , it is certainly one of the best . i think this man deserves a " hand shake ? " Dear sweet jesus that's a handsome face Actually this is Frank , you got me ! Outrageasaurus never existed ! How the hell do you type that symbol ? The closest I can get is 0_0 or o_o or wow - I read this question - contemplated it ... gave it a I said they were different and you just showed that so 3334 puppies . no such luck I like how they played porno music when she was licking the jar your dick appears to have a steel tip . Up until last month , it took me years to realize they're not supposed to be squares I think this may be getting downvoted because the statement sounds like Overdrive_Ostrich thinks the rhythm method doesn't work . Just to clarify , I think what I didn't realize that this was a chain and when I saw this I was like " hey , you don't know what they're being injected with ... Whoa . So much work went into this , I wish I could thank them personally . I'll be using this a lot , theres a few nice walks they have mapped out right by my house too . They even have the amount of stair sets , and individual stairs for every single place . Not bad at all , didn't turn out a frankenspliff like my first one lol , also whats with everyone not using roaches ? Seems like a waste to me Lots of time on their hands That's fucking funny . The nom nom was amusing enough but that You're executive chef at the White House ... and you're using bottled salad dressing ? You miss shaky cam ? are they selling those at guitar center too ? : O ! ! ! Boy am I glad I just took care of business , that could have been very bad ! DVB has something to do with networking ? wow Wowwww man 24/7 what do you do with them Yep , I really don't know why BMW ALWAYS has that I checked twice if this wasn't circlejerk , still finding it kinda hard to believe If your mom knows that you read reddit regularly , and she posted pictures of herself on / r / gonewild that are identifiable as her anyway .... it sounds to me like she wanted you to see that shit . Holy shit , Mum ? Hot damn that's a beautiful face Jesus .... mysterious , mesmerizing eyes It's waxy , and I will never eat Yoplait again holy damn , you weren't kidding Even that is highley unlikley to cause such a temp Holy shit ... hahahah yeah the McD worker would totally be like I may actually pray that it's a forum filled with trolls , which then causes me to accept a religion . And then ... I am the trolled . According to the article , that is indeed her real name . is this real Hi bowl of cereal .... God , their ice cream special where they have like a gallon of each flavor - I want to eat it , but I don't ... Do guys really do this ? It's like a facelift ... for the back . dude , awesome post . Why aren't you more excited then What were you doing in her closet ? ? Incredible looking woman * * and * * a clean room ‽ First I was like " Hold on , let me kill myself so I can get my anti-air class .. " First I was all - Free rent in Munich ? Wow that looks delicious I heard that white lighters are bad luck , but then I have friends that used to live elsewhere that said red lighters are bad luck . The funny thing about the white ones though is that if you buy any lighter with a graphic on it ... it is actually a white lighter in disguise So that explains the zombies trying to french kiss me ! / pats PoodleRapist On the back ... Wait a minute ... ( steps away ) Not any problem on my iMac here Stupid people are everywhere Got me a chuckle . Actually ... I think this might be my current housekeeper ... ADDENDUM : What frightened me even more was the fact that SHE WAS IN CHARGE OF MAKING SURE I GOT PAID . I can swim in it , so it's not a chunk error . It makes black splashes ... I wonder if the black sheep really are black , or were the hapless victims of a horrible ecological disaster while bathing . Who would ddos a mumble server ? WHAT ? Does it exist any ROM in Spanish My favorite part is when they were bragging about how they abused their kids ... They are identical The downward frog pose is a beast of a stretch What the fuck ? ! ? ! Uhm , not at all . A simple wall with an overhang around your house would have done fine Why didn't you vote for your own answer ? Scariest shiznits eva .. Yeahhh , I find that more disturbing than nuclear bomb tits ... you know , I could have gone my whole life not knowing that Dr . Seuss is creepy and therefore enjoying my childhood memories of his books . Thanks for that OP . Are you actually able to have that many apps on your phone ? There's supposed to be a number in brackets after the title of your post A popnmusic controller I had a shrink prescribe me that shit . I went online and was all That's awesome . Several months ago I had a really hard day . I never drink , but I finished off the tequila and the rum ( there were only about three drinks in each bottle ) and was considering starting on the vodka when I decided that's not how I wanted to handle things and went running instead . Drunk and in the dark . Just for the day ? Mess up pin number . " They think I'm trying to commit fraud Biggest problem is , the video has copies on youtube , like the one we linked . One with over 500k views , and others with 10k + . it's even been autotuned That's ... uh ... really disorienting . .. Why not just printscreen ? Damn ! I was cracking up watching this , but then mid ‐ laugh I realized I'd had a very similar field trip when I was a kid , though I ain't black . I wonder what else I missed out on as a kid . jesus , that is fucking scary . cctv watchin me get brain I sure hope not ... What pic ? I myself cannot understand why people dance , especially in public . It just doesn't make sense to me , maybe it's because I've never tried it ? Just don't look behind the curtain ! Stab ? 60 ' s suave ? Gotta admit , I have no idea what that is . Today I learned about balut . NSFL . Why on earth would someone mess up an image with JPEG compression before saving it as GIF ? Just to make the image blurry and the file size 10x larger ? Okay , this is creeping me out , I'm almost starting to think he's not a robot Oh holy shit I see some bones Here's me seeing this : o_o ... I was checking out at the hardware store , and the woman behind the counter was speaking to us in a british accent about how she was writing a book about egypt . A guy with an afro walked in , and she points at him and says " Oh sir , I do love your afro-puff , it looks just like a lush green garden ! " Then she asked us if we liked her fake british accent . I mean't just the architecture but ok , obviously it's all dirty nazis fault He looks like Quinn from dexter in this photoshop from canada and ... they have a religious affiliation ? I'm not making a snuggie Yet if we were able to travel through the center it would be a shorter travelled distance than it is to fly over the surface of the Earth . link pls What kind of car did that use to be ? i see what you did there auriem Are you so sure ? So if you have a weapon , but come up with a good excuse for carrying it , are you off the hook ? Oh ... How do you smoke from it though ? Video games and porn . The porn laws here are How would that even work ? Wait , a right shift ? What's that turn out to be ? There were cameras in the 1800s ? ! Mary Asher's backstory creeps me out What's crafting recipe for diagonal blocks ? Wow , the actor reminds me of Drusilla from BtVS This gives me wood I'm still not able to find it . " This is really happening , this is not err , computerised shit ... " We had a * very * old substitute teacher that was always very nice , but one year she came in and her smile vanished as soon as she saw the new Japanese kid . She started yelling at him and then told the entire class her Pearl Harbor day story ( by the only telephone in town , her mail carrier boyfriend was killed ) and why Japanese people are evil . i see only curves . Holy F'ing gingersnaps ! So ... wait Just got to the canal road tunnel ? Maybe it was so tasty , it's part of the ... * insurance file * It just stops the live stream says not enough bandwidth for some reason , I should have the same amount of bandwidth as before though Oh , it's working fine for me . I might be able to hold one of ... But four of them ? OK ... He could have said that . Guys ! You need to download harder , i'm getting full speed Oddly enough thats 1 letter off from my last name So weird . I just saw friend post this picture of her dog on fb and now it's on reddit Dudes ? Really ? Someone Gaussian blurred your cat yeah , he got even harsher in the response to this one Are those leopards ? Has anyone actually seen that app in the this web page called mapper ? Awesome He clearly states in the post she hasn't left yet ... ... I need to learn how to knit that ... Whoa , your name is boss 1000 . I knew some kid years ago whose name was boss 1000 . At first I was like , " Yeah right , this guy isn't that good . " Then I was like OMG why did you say that ! ? I bought myself a small jar of Nutella to put on a peanut butter on a slice of toast as a reward for my good work ... now I want to add banana to it . We need a NSFAP ( Not safe for arachnophobic people ) warning on something like this . Where can I play Family Feud online like this ? Damn , Rogue grew up . I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME I'd imagine your arms would get really tired Probably James Earl Ray , unless you're trolling . Whoa . I didn't know map editors were this sophisticated I woudnt like to sleep right above my kitchen I can barely get a " ya'll " out of my mouth before my coworkers give me the Sup with the italics ? Yay . The crappiest entry in the series gets a reprise And how did you manage to get that from the above statement ? I'd say I want more but with what they have been doing with sonic over the last couple of years . She's so .. stereotypical Next teachers will begin to use computers is there a difference between steak n shake and johnny rockets ? aren't they both old dinner themed restaurants famous for serving burgers fries and milkshakes ? This is awesome . I cannot believe this is real A flood lasting forty days ... * and forty nights ? * good point . I actually dated a girl a couple years ago who was freaked out by her own vagina ... wow this is INTENSE ! I went out with a bunch of finns in New Zealand , holy crap they love to drink thanks :) haha , naw , not a debbie-downer , I definitely want to be safe . Last thing I want is to cause any serious injury or , God forbid , death ! However , I just cannot help myself in this aspect ! It's been our favorite pastime I dunno what I was expecting , but a Superman Shield wasn't it ... what was the stick for ? ? Little Monsters is the reason I never dangle my feet over the side of my bed What was that ? An Asian driver in Western Washington ? Color me surprised . Sorry about you getting rear-ended ..... hope it didn't happen on Capitol Hill . Your name is offensive on multiple levels . I like it That's what I was thinking . I was pretty stoked when I got mine for email verification . So ... where does * YOUR * milk come from ? I can't watch it from my iPhone . it's almost to the number of upvotes that the comic shows he has a look on his face like he saw you in the shower . You know , like this : Yeah there are--I was using the random button the other day and found myself in r / poopsandwiches . She didn't say it was * * laser * * vision . Sheesh . You can get rid of negative karma by deleting comments ? Holy shit I have lived with women almost my entire 4 decades of life except for the 4 years with my absentee father . Women are still wolves at any age , it's just harder to see the mental scars is all . String in the center ? they are both right Holy fuck , Steel Battalion for Kinect ? That looks like an amazing concept All I've noticed since updating is worse performance . Yeah me too . Creepy Oh god you don't have this ? Diablo 3 ? I get a clean shave with a cheap Phillips Norelco ( $ 45 at K-Mart ) . Keep it for a year , then buy a new one . It's cheaper than buying new shave heads ( which cost more than the razor at $ 55 Are you hitting on me ? dood , no offense but her hip looks detached I just posted a comment that I thought was funny and wake up to 170 upvotes and orangereds . Is that the HTML 5 logo ? I read this as " educate yourself before you juggle " . In NYC its called a Metrocard .... way to go creativity .... lol ... although we use magnetic strip cards and not rfid chips ... so we can't take the chip out and implant it into our skin and just wave our hands over the sensor that is one fugly icon indeed , I reverted all mine back to the old one until they come up with a better one , what happened here Apple ? How did this get approved ? Not particularly difficult .... although it's a little odd why he would bother rolling it into 7 blunts ..... why not just roll a giant 7g blunt ? O_o over $ 4 / share increase over last year ? To be honest , my solution in previous years was to stay at home If you're buying LYAH , then why buy it at a discounted price ? " Bull " is older than " bullshit " and not an abbreviation of it ? So you make a city of Aliens and try to kill each other ? sucks to bu I used an m14 with thermal ( no grip ) just for shits and giggles one game on summit ... ended up getting the 8 kills for a blackbird and 9th kill for a chopper gunner I have a backup program , it just hadn't completed it's initial backup yet . English major as well . Numbers from the air that are imaginary ... ? ? I'm cold , scared and need some Dostoevsky So ... They kinda lose information by not using the scanner ? You need to meet this dog .... Going through the birth canal must have * * traumatized * * him You care about the size of his penis ... why exactly ? Try and focus on the girl Smoke until you're unclear whether your high or not ..... I don't know how to attach her picture to this . It was good before Cata ? This is a massive exaggeration . 2 hackers per game ? It's like every childhood Christmas all rolled into one ... Agh , we're the out of towners from Phoenix . Unfortunately , we won't be able to make it , because we both have a terrible case of food poisoning Oh wow . I might have missed that . WTF I was more like I feel the same way about skittles . Sweet Saradomin . .... how many testicles do you have over there ! ? Render me a 2560x1600 please Aw man , nobody from Nagrand or Dath'Remar I thought it said 12 hour election . needles involved a bully nicknamed you slagathor ? No I stay away from shit I'm scared of Wow , I just had the misfortune of reading comments written on the article itself , leaving to wash brain now . -------> I'm always kind of I stole this from a post the other day about nerdy jokes . ... There are only three strings on that guitar I laugh and try to decipher it . I wanted bigger boobs then when I gained weight I got bigger boobs My game eh ? Does that mean I can give it to all my friends for free ? so sharp And then I ask " why do you care who my friends are ? " Didn't the knife disappear ? Because then , you know .. in your version ... This is terrible wordplay Genius . What did you mask out there ? The wine ? are you preparing her for when you get divorced and angry ? dont forget excision First gaming cake I really found impressive No , no I don't ... Oh wow . Fuck that . Well good then , lets fucking cake it up . He chose to make it public haxxers dont spawn processes or create traffic Including yourself ? But what if it's not all right ? ! Wait what ? WHY DOES THIS EXIST ? My best is only like 23 or something like that , but a guy I'm subscribed to on Youtube pulled a 101-1 on a ground war domination game Maybe I'm particularly dense , but I'm not sure what you're meaning , or how I was supposed to arrive at the conclusion that even one particular Israeli might be descended from them . am I the only one that thought your lamp looks like a boob ? trees is among the default subreddits ? 2007 is missing he also used the word " realised " with an ' s ' and typed cheers . wow , the end of the world will be on my birthday . There are so many of them At first I was like whah , are you guys mentioning flashdrives or portable harddrives ? do you mean if i try to transfer anything more than 4GB in size to the portable harddrive i will run into some sort of issue I had to google that . I assumed it was something to do with the Castle TV Series . That's pretty crazy . I guess I was missing out then when I didn't try CoX or CO out ! Damnnnn 105 in . screen Who's that ? Why would you ever , ever use binary search wait ... where does it say he's gay ? what is that underneath the flab of his fat , and above the lining of his pants ? ! My sister went to school with President Obama ( they both went to Punahou ) . Granted he was a couple of years older than her , but still . She laughed when she first heard he was getting into politics ( way before he became President and all ) . Not sure why , but there you go . First time in years I've actually Speaking of eyes ... HUBBA HUBBA ! ! I just looked it up , that shit came out 7 years ago * looks at postguy 2 ' s boner * Most of them are clothing companies . My high score says mine with 200 is highest . oh my holy god sweet mother of jesus what is this and why does it exist At first I was all , " Meh , the guy just had a bad dream ' cause the cat was crying a little . " ... Then I got to the mirror part . who took the pictures is what i'm wondering . I'm rather peeved that there isn't even a way to contact Media Molecule directly . Not via their corporate website , nor through littlebigplanet.com . Seriously ? Move to SF and get another raise Who are the last four guys he shoots ? are you the boss of everyone in CH ? ? ? uh uh . no way am I feeling guilty about that show ! I do however feel guilty about how many times I've masturbated to Bill Compton though . I really like your tattoos . WW doesn't need jungle runes though WTF they unpacked an airplane , bolted it together , then flew it around ? I thought he was dead . I was wrong ! Join us I'm confused by your statement . Are you implying feminists are being obsessed with every other women needing to be a feminist ? no shoes at work ? Why does a bank have a drive through ? This page made my mind hurt , its like some unholy work that must be completed .. im sickened to say that he has to finish I don't want to trip omfg , more . The part where it screamed was my favorite Legion of the Creepers . Sounds like a horror movie . And cops accept that as a suitable replacement ? I was there on new years day as well " Well that's not very impressi------hooooooly shit Holy crap ! They invented rabbits that hatch from eggs now ? Definitely makes up for that embarrassing handball on the line * Her * Gigantor But ... what was the 58th death ? I was thinking the same thing ... and it's phuggin fast as hell too I'm on PS3 . And yeah drop-in sucks . I enjoy watching all 5 players join the rush when they chose to be a defenseman . WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE ? ! You can just download the swf Hmmm , didn't think of that , that could work . It would be kind of awkward though if she responds " What's Strabismus ? " and I'd have to explain So . . . Their reaction when they got to the redstone trap is exactly how I interact with redstone devices . It's all Totally possible I missed something o_O , but I searched for swf in the page source and didn't find anything obvious . o_O Nor can I find a download button on the page . o_O Do you have anything helpful to offer , or are you just going to assume I didn't even think of downloading it ? I'm wounded . Deeply . Probably going to cut myself while listening to Hawthorne Heights now . That , is freaky . Either the person is wearing tights that are on too tight . OR the wrong sized undergarment . Either way , I wonder if this person realizes they look like a muffin butt . Consecutive order beginning from the last item ? Holey shit . o_O Don't come crying to me because you don't know how to use a web browser . I'm in LA but have family in Boston . Community up there is so small I have no idea how to crack it was your body made by Michelangelo ? Cause I'm sure only someone with a gift from heaven like him could have made such a perfectly sculpted body ! The face , bra's , perfect small rounded breast ... Female incontinency ? Or frag grenades . Everything else ( claymore , C4 , throwing knife , semtex ) you can by double tapping Y . The frag thing is kind of stupid though .. Yeah , I pulled the pin , but I didn't release the spoon It's nice , but its damn cold . I live in Michigan now and I can't possibly imagine being * colder * than this examples ? Any advice for that then ? ^ _ ^ ; ; Or am I doing it again ? Is every question a request for approval ? Dude I had some 90 minute and brought it to a party . Couple of my friends had it and were all o_O at first sip .... and then all mind = blown Nope , but that wasn't the point . The point was " oh ... I watched the ad like this I'd let you " goo " me DLC is online support ? Dead Space 2 is 2 discs long on the 360 You can stack sunfires again ? Wait , so you wind the string up - then down on the peg ? I think there are lots of reasons for you to hide ' pillowRapist ' my childhood Son , I am disappoint . Go to your room and think about what you have done . Is she in Utah ? Because it snowed last night . No , they don't . the United States is home to the * entire world's * population of overweight people . Ditto that's it . And that scene freaked me out Man , an enemy can be literally directly in front of me , as in I can't even walk forward without bumping into them ... yet my shot will still miss And then you are brining to light the reoccurring pattern , thus creating an entirely new pattern . did you miss some of the old building signs with " gotham " on it in New York ? Confession : I creeped your comment history trying to figure out if you're one of the male Honolulu Redditors that I know IRL . Nearly shit a brick a few times thinking you might've been . Then saw that you are female . Crisis averted . Although you and I do seem to have bizarrely similar taste in the threads we've frequented ( this isn't my main acct , which is why my comment history is bare ) . " that picture sight " ... tell me where to get one ... now History 1301 . Learning about the Salem witch trials when a guy sitting behind me raises his hand and asks , " If magic is real ? " . This is such a huge TIL , I don't even know how to accept this . so you play an n64 game on a wii with a gamecube controller This wigs me out , and I'm a [ 0 ] ...... No regrets here ... she did splits In asian markets , you can get this garlic chili paste that's really good . It comes in a red capped glass container and I think it's called garlic chili paste Glass dildo you say ? I have not heard of this No doubt . 35mm f / 1.8 DX $ 400 . 35mm f / 1.4 FX $ 1800 Please delete this comment , I really do not want to think about that possibility . What the---THAT'S MY LOCKER COMBINATION ! ! I haven't actually made a castle yet . This is inspiring me . I clicked thinking ok castle structure and then i was like it says you support the protagonist . It's usually how it works I thought it was bad here , at least we don't have to pay cabbies with stars right ... because the vulcans could have done something in their primitive ships against the borg Guilty of this last night at my friend Kacy's house hmm ... so instrumental music is bad ? I had to go back in twice more , and on one of the time some guy saw me and I was like .... wow , nice . it keeps going to fail immediately for me . I am not touching the keyboard and unplugged my mouse . I laughed the whole time The most interesting part of the whole thing is the way he holds his pencil . How the frick does he draw like that ? I thought this was going to be a video of the Sedins doing some crazy street hockey trick . oh dear god .... Looks possessed Coming from the half of the species that names their penises . Never in my life has it occurred to me to flush them . Yes . Had completely forgotten about the CRT filters . I don't get it > The pope is the head ( leader if you will ) of the catholic church . Take World youth day in Toronto for example . That was a hell of a lot of Pope worshiping going on if you ask me . And do you not see people lining the streets wherever the pope is and they are crying , holding on to their babies up over the crowds in hopes that this man will touch them and " bless " them ? Ya ... They don't worship the pope at all ... The fireplace right next to the computer made me I told my six-year old daughter to brush her teeth . She fixed me with a steely glare and said " Men like you are the reason I left Finland . " Thank God I saw this thread . I love EUII , and after reading this I just had to go on Steam and see the prices for EUIII , and I just happened to stumble on it during an 80 % off sale . But , thats below absolute zero bare hand hunter you have 2229 points with the added excitement factor , I'd expect 5 minutes instead of 20 .. I just realized I forgot how to do the german accent ... the Reddit headline says $ 200 , the article says $ 200 million ... and the article page title says 0 million Then complain about the article not the title My Boxer caught a used tampon in the Wilds Of The Upstairs Bathroom once , and proceeded to vomit it all over the carpet . Especially considering it's all CRTs or .. did they ? weird cuz on the bottom I though that the picture on left was the better looking picture but then after reading the caption I slowly convinced myself that the picture on the right looked better . I just don't know what to believe anymore . A digital rectal exam is NOT part of a normal physical for a 26 year old most cells in our body have died since from when we were born , so in that sense we have already died many times Wow , this is the cookie cutter life of so many women ! Why is that a bad thing ? anyways if you are right that just proves my original point even further Oh the memories ... Glad i stopped WoW , that RNG really pissed me off . Imagine the rage if Fungal Growth had a chance to be resisted is it bad that i read that as " vinyl panties " at first glance ? Flip from this to Chugbleach's image and they all look like blue aliens for half a second . I knew of this for a long time , but never even use it now that I think about it . It is useful , but without using it for so long I'm not sure I could get used to actually putting it to use ... While I would love to see more pictures of hot guys on the frontpage ... this man terrifies me My recommendation ? We make one Jeff Bridges ? Oh damn ..... hunky guy Go watch the movie Chaos Theory . The story line is surprisingly close to what you describe You're exactly my age , but you look so much older than me ... 3 up and 3 down . It is . The content is agnostic ? ? ? EDIT : I should most likely be posting on this account I don't understand the book one either .. Unless you have a high standards Ass to mouth ? ALUMINIUM FOIL It looks like I'm just unlucky In 8th grade I had just started dating my first boyfriend ever . We would talk for HOURS every day after school on the phone and one day he didn't call me until nighttime . When he finally did call I jokingly said ' Why haven't you called me you bastard ? ' and he hangs up the phone . there's a mean girl 2 ? Agreed , but I would say that about universities in general You think the people we elect ( or would elect ) are the most qualified for the job ? YOURE GOING TO DIE OH , my bad ! he was on freaks and geeks , one of the best shows ever Nice try , * Soi Fon * That's a girl ? ah crap . lemme bookmark this . Im already home . Thanks so much for the Pure Bladestone ! It means a lot to me . This is my second character I've gotten to over SL170 and I never had a chance to make a Sharp + 5 . from the clips / trailer it looks mega creepy . This has nothing to do with the exceptional AmA topic ( thoroughly informative and very well answered btw , thanks for doing it ) - - but is your dog named after two tennis players Andy Murray and Lleyton Hewitt ? me too You must be both aldor and scryer That was written really well I remember I told my friend about it and he went with me to get his first booster pack . The rare he got was Widowmaker Oh my ... Of a * standard redbull * ? You don't see how her religion matters when she said " I'm uncomfortable with him in my room while I'm here because of my religion " ? What waked you up ? Size 17 ? You mean besides the subscriptions I already have ? Yep . It's pretty outrageous that some dude's fucking hair is worth more than my family You are , of course , correct dude , the corn smut . Holy fuck , who knew they would turn rule 34 into a food ? Yeah I hooked up with a chick that was engaged and the guy didn't mind her hooking up with other guys , as long as she videotaped it Definitely doesn't smell like skunk . Love it in what way ? Almost all of reddit disagrees with this , and around 90 % of everyone I have met in real life ( and mind you , I'm in the Conservative South ) also disagrees with this . So how , and where , would this * not * be controversial ? i though it related to the sensory stimuli of the phallus resulting from mechanical abuse of the Nintendo circuits Yeah dude , sometimes I feel like MW2 was BO's beta She looks like Kevin McAllister's mom Well , I've never been called that before . How come ? There is nothing where did that church come from TIL they've been working on this bridge for six years , and I never heard about it until now . I wish we could just get on to learning . I don't give a fuck about anyone anyways . I have never seen these before . i had been eating and when i saw that i literally spewed soup onto my laptop . The perfect satire of the " pills fix everything " mentality that our society seems to have ... unless this author actually is a lunatic You sign a contract to go to university ? they could put them on a map just like sex offenders .... This happens ? it's only sad because you seem to indicate that the military is relying on insurance payouts rather than security Those eyes ... I feel like having the stock on his sternum like that would kill him if he actually pulled the trigger . You're * in * the milky way ... Forget her eyes , where are her nipples hehe . me too ! though i've been having a wonky cycle since i decided to accidentally take month off from my BC . ( went travelling , didn't get enough refills OOPS ! ) This is the first month that i haven't spent a week in the middle spotting but its also the first time my periods been late . i was like ... O_O .... O_O .... Every week Can you make that into a 1900x1200 wallpaper ? It would be sweet Holy shit ! That was ... awkward . He added me as a friend in game , and then removed . I was like : go on ... haha , thanks . though , i had nightmares days later of her reacting to what i'd said differently : " Actually i was just admiring your sister's necklace " . The first time I saw a pic of her as an adult , I was like Indeed ... User Mode Linux running in User Mode Linux how does that work out for you ? If that's common , then what's rare ? That looked pretty darned effective to me . I'm sorry , but she is right ! Only because you didn't read the science articles about movement inducted fat moving towards the legs , doesn't mean everyone should be doing this stupid running thingy . I mean .. it's clear .. when you shake something everything goes to the bottom That woman must have been huge , because a friend of mine is 5 ' 5 ' ' and about 200lbs of fatty curves , and she can fit into GAP jeans just fine Actually he looks like he has to poop . if villain has a good chance of having AA on AK8 then maybe check raising 88 isn't the best of ideas . There is a Five Guys in Dinkytown ? ... are you me ? do you have proof that you still dont have If it's not a drug test , why worry ? Shouldn't make any difference medically . Mind you , the smoking does seem to be making you paranoid Vindictus ..... The tokens oh the token system The string has clipped me twice in the same spot and it's a very tiny bruise , just turning a bit blue . I dunno how hers got so big . The cheese sticks with sauce inside of them is what really made me crickets ? seriously ? I mean how would they explain that ? wtf haha , thanks much . I wouldn't blame you on thinking it to be a horrible idea otherwise . I definitely would not be a fan of " legal " wallhacking never . anyone else on here ? Smoking plant matter is more dangerous than heating aluminum What does the word " fellatio " taste like ? Was not expecting that WAIT THATS ZOOEYS SISTER MY GOD Those eyes .. Yeah , the bible is real dude ! We've got a zombie guy that walked on water who could have rode a unicorn while fighting a dragon . What ? ! You believe in * EVOLUTION * ? ! ? ! Now , that's just * crazy * ! ! ! Single Payer / Public Option is actually rather popular with the public it's that easy ? Dude , we're talking about a flash game . Also PCs where not invented for gaming either . There are a lot of games for the Mac today and many of those have low hardware requirements so even the weakest Mac can run them . You are saying one should not play these games because Macs were not intended to be gaming devices ? oh my gawd What the hell ? Good story but ... An unfair poll ? * ON THE INTERNET ? ! * Aha , I can dig that . My work is pretty much all building bridges between two or more systems / technologies / continents and I was having trouble imagining what life would be like with no documentation Toronto , Canada : Train did not almost kill me An online poll ? * THAT MEANS NOTHING ? ! * You can't make laws against stupid . * ? Likewise ! Though I've never commentated before , so it could go very poorly a smart yi won't hit that I lold at this a little too much . Yep , i agree . It protects your laptop's keyboard from being killed by gaming also Ok downvote away .... but the kid shot his dad's almost full-term pregnant fiance in the back of the head while she slept . Then he got on the bus to go to school like nothing happened . Thinking about this post blew my mind . Where do I send my CV ? ! So / bin is not in your path ? those people look exactly like the people from 100 feet.sme room and everything . It is not homework . I was just curious what other peoples thoughts where because I was to young to remember . This is mesmerizing to look at . So .. many .. M60 kills 1940s is " ancient " ? I didn't notice the man with the baby in the back and I thought the lady in the bikini was the OPs father . wow this is probably the first time i see a video on reddit that is supposed to be funny , yet it does nothing for me . just a blank ... they recently got rid of the " banknorth " part so now it's just td garden a better question is : How does he know beforehand how big they will be ? ? Anal Endeavor , lol . Anal ... Magellan ? recipe please ? uh oh Those idiots on the forum really threatened to DDoS Mojang if they didn't release the halloween update ? Haha , I read that quote back thinking ' fuck , that hurts my head ' You're not quoting me > I am curious , though , to hear why people would use gears if it wasn't for the fact that they give an advantage on hills ... ? It took me a while to warm up to it , but once I did ... What would come after the Space Bomber ? Enterprise NX - 01 ? Ahh , my plan worked out perfectly . I'm so good at getting inside of your heads . Now you're all consumed with what actually matters and Reddit . Dem Puppy Eyes . Someone keeps downvoting every comment you make in this subreddit Koreans move to Virginia ? Those eyes ! What ? I was convinced this was the girl from Scrubs I just got one promo code for being inactive on the US server . I totally forgot about that account Holy shit . Holy crap in a pita . Upvote for last sentence . The rest needs sarcasm tags .... I hope My husband crosses his zeros and sevens , and now I'm finding myself doing it ! HOT POCKETS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ....... so hungry ..... ( 6hr lecture ? or maybe the free weights ARE the cardio machines Santa is not ... real ? Gold plated sofas ? ? at first i was like :/ then i was like Ick ! Didn't need to see that ! What does that have to do with Cruncher 4 - gating or not ? Cruncher isn't the manager for ONE , nor is he even a member any more . He only played one game in that clan war anyway . By the Power of Greyskull … How much shift-queuing I'm going to get down voted because I'm going against the hive mind My bottle has never exploded So basicly what this woman is saying is She must wait for a priest ? I've watered it down all I can , I can't water it anymore ... ( I wish I could type in a Scott accent I love the Selection of music on both radio stations , but i feel uncomfortable because Wayne is always flirting with me This whole thread gives me the chills Why , would you prefer it to be a rope ? I see what you did there That . Was . Awful . What was the point of you replying to unorthodoxme then ? You gave enough care about his beliefs to warrant a reply contrary to him . If you aren't trying to convince anyone , what was the point of that post ? That is some * clear * maple syrup Oh . home alone watching these There is no response to these words . Only utter shock and No , but I get a little spooked when those mean thoughts come true . Like if I think , " I hope you get in trouble for that , " and they DO get in trouble . Holy shit . SEGA DREAMCAST Seriously , if in twenty years they can come up with a way for me to update my computer and not have to restart every friggin ' time you will find my head and hands doing this < ( O_O < ) ^ ( O_O ) ^ ( > now that's a situation ... don't disapprove ! it's an honest question What ? I've never heard of this . I think he was talking directly to her body , not her . $ 500 is cheap ? Imagine having the full library an an emulator for a system that you hear will be released next year . It'd be like having a PS4 emulator and all the games right now . TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO HEARRRR ! ! ! WHY ONLY ONE UPVOTE I speak French Well , I'm one of the baby eating atheists , but I just wanted to pop in and ... Non-denounce you ? Is that even word ? Maybe the Princess is into that sort of thing ... if anyone is into hookah there is a 18 + plus place in allston called the nile I didn't notice until I read this comment ... Spock was a Mormon ? why would you not be comfortable in london ? Well , this fad is traveling quickly . And that is quite the beastly win ratio I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME PIPE After reading the title I knew the card in question would be an ATI one . Most ATI cards tend to break within 3 years I thought the same . Then wondered what it was like , so clicked the link assuming it was going to link to that ... NO ARTICLE Why would someone have naked pictures of their underage cousin that they would give out to someone else ? Guess I made the mistake of going after one that went to JMU & EMU ... Wow . My entire town made a Reddit account . Can't say I've ever met that person ... as far as I know . I haven't even heard of these I hate you so much right now for making me read that . HOWEVER , do we outsource our tyrannical , all-powerful , absolute President ? I ... could .... not .... stop ... listening Picture 3 : DUUUUUUUUDE > At this point I think I'd rather just go on treating her like a respectable woman rather than try and ' out ' her . If you are keen on useless real facts about asparagus , the only difference between the green and white asparagus is sunlight , green doesn't get any , white does I have women friends ... they do not require separate categories of " Women " and " Friends " . So your reply confuses me as well I never realised there were people that had an * urge * to go out . I'm getting flashbacks to omegle I think you're missing the point that people don't get all I'm 24 and just finished my undergrad IT Instructor . It isn't quite a career yet till I get whatever is next . I enjoy it because it is pretty straightforward as long as you know what you are talking about . Dynamic group of people in your class , and you can interject humor whenever . To me it's easy . To most people they look at me like I will send you some bhut jolokias , yellow seven pots , red savinas , and trinidad scorpions if you really want to see how much endorphin you can make It turned into a standing cat . HOORAY for the AIDS lamp ! My Aunt had recently died , and I didn't go to the funeral because of a medical thing . My mom and I were at the cemetery looking for her grave for about 20 minutes because we didn't know where her headstone was . I turned to talk to my mom and trippped , and looked down and lo and behold it was my Aunt's grave ( Lyrically ) Compared to their other songs ? Followed by @BarackObama . I first read that as " pedobear " You are my hero for your puns . How do you come up with all those ? Nah , I have nothing against him . Just thought it was odd that the OP picked THIS cast as an example of " pretty flawless . " He even tabbed out during the cast mid-sentence at one point . holy crap look at the upvotes and downvotes on each of his posts . there's like 500 infiltrators already upvoting his rubbish They have different types of birth control . Going off your BC makes your body freak out and multi-drop eggs . You could be carrying twins or higher order multiples for that matter . It happened to me when I went off BC and their dad was " sterile " according to like 3 different docs ... Thanks a lot for doing this intensity ! I was the last one to make it in , next time I'll sign up earlier and not cut it so close OH SNAP ! I remember reading this way back in the day , when Pokemon first came out . At the time I was skeptical , but later when I asked a very religious neighbor kid if they played Pokemon , they told me that their mother said it was evil . wow you are scorching hot ! Appears not . Horse armor looks pretty good right now . I had no idea about Prince of Persia what the fuck is wrong with these people I'm Brazilian and I dont get it either Sorry if it sounds ignorant but how did you pick out the color if you couldn't tell what it was ? lold so hard at the creepy response she had made a drinking game out of this very subject once . i dont remember who won .... We need a clan chat , reddit cc may not want to be bombarded with all of our shenanigans . I'm level 111 , 90 in every combat stat except prayer and range ( range is 89 ) chazam can you imagine how fucked the tides would be in this situation ? Your floor ... it looks like a fuzzy animal exploded all over it . Minutes before the chimp went mad and ripped the dude's face off R U a ritarded ? Hahaha ! Yeah , I need to find a way to meet other people in my field and really get out there and market myself . I do some freelance work and am currently working with a non-profit , but as I said , I would like a " big girl " job with benefits and all that . I'm getting kicked off my dad's insurance next year What clued me in was how low the " beams " seemed to be ... Wow , that was unnecessary . ... what does it even mean I last around the same time , so for me is normal .... But I heard there is 5 minutes guys out there ! ! TIL people actually say " Marijuana Cigarettes " Wow , really ? That's the oldest I've gotten by someone not younger than 10 . How come ? 45 ' s old enough to have grandchildren . Haha ! I had the exact same thing happen to me in the third grade . Except my dad is a physical therapist and my mom is an MD . You don't think Obamacare is littered with corporate interests ? Time to put in my 200 hours of skydiving so I can learn to do this ! I NEED THIS . Seriously , that's freaking adorable . I definitely want to have a little smoking + tea party . However , I don't really know any entwives IRL , so I might end up sitting there with some stuffed animals and my cat . Hello HuK , no questions , just wanted to say that I really enjoy watching you play . ( and i am a zerg at that Lol ... Is that Jensen Ackles in that pic ? Got a link ? Those files are as old as me By their demeanor after the submission of the question . Even then it might be tricky if it is just one instance . For example on the network I privately blog in there's a person of certain repute that has an alternative account . On the former account I had an exchange with her , and the latter account she made an entry asking people on the network to oust Muslims that support terrorists ( idra play so awesome im jelly WTF . I thought I was the only one who had experienced these . What goes in does not necessarily always come out .... Great job ! It takes a lot of hard work and willpower to do what you did , especially over the course of a year ( thats a pound every 3 days lol look at hispanics ... im sorry but lol , then look at asians Wow I'm going to be talking about this all the time . I always had this idea in my mind that things were this way , too bad someone named it before I did What PCs are included ? I think the most uncomfortable part is the one male doll lol thanks , I must have been thinking sdk / emulator suhweet jeebus , those fucking talons They tried that halftone dot trick on me as a green horn offset pressman . I already had graphic arts experience so I didn't fall for any of that stuff . That didn't stop them from trying ;) This was way back too . Late 70s Mine married my sister . I try not to go round to their house too much anymore . I would not recommend you do this , 40 amps of 12v on a single rail is really really dangerous and without any experience these things are just a fire hazard , this is a component for power supply designers not PC builders ! ( It requires tons of hardware and I've forgone several over current protections and even fuses ! A video clip Are you at all aware of the advanced techs in SSBM or the international tournament scene that still exists for it ? so if someone has sex with a women when she is pregnant , then he is automatically a rapist , because the baby cant give consent It ... It's beautiful .. Ok , I can deal with block numbering ... but the house numbering ? Did he just eat his own pudding covered hand ? interesting . so how does your leet speak make it so you don't actually have to post a link for a link to show up ? Men , But you're pointing to the downvote button . WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? extremely trippy dragons ? You seem to run into a lot of crazy sellers . Actually , for TF2 it's starting to get a little weird . A lot of people can't work from home Recursive comment is recursive . Borrow money on shareholders ' behalf to pay dividend to shareholders . O man , I did the same thing . ( listened to them for the first time when I was on acid ... LANDSHARKS DO EXIST ... couple a sultry foxes i'm dealing with here ! I thought that physical hard drive shipment was just a joke That was Tom Waits ? thank you , that is amazing weird case Wow , transploitation is for real now . Mommas boy . Even if that's true ~ past 50 muscle mass decreases by 1-5 % per year even in men , they don't make more testosterone , basically anyone who is 55 or older is 100 % more likely to have less muscle mass . I wonder if being older than 55 also increases the likelihood of death , we should have a study for that too , spend some big money on it shit , I thought that was just a phantom snowplough " If I knew who my real dad was , I would fuck him . " Too much Dead Space for me . I read " red marker " and went I would love a nacho bar Even knowing it's poisoned ... I'd eat the shit out of that pizza . I did not know that ok , but why wont it work ? Victor Wooten at 4:40 . You sleep from 23 to 8 ? Daymn . I'm glad if I fall asleep before 2AM , and I get up at 7 . it was a trap what does Ctrl + click achieve ? Woot ! ? Can't believe that day 9 would not even mention a hotkey like that I seen somebody get shot and murdered . I'll never forget that day Yes , first I was like the .. money train ? First i was like And we have to drink his blood and eat his body once a week . Graphical User Interface Interface ? Great , now I realize I have an office supply addiction . I just like all the colors ! Looks more like Demon Batista in that shot I agree , it was funny how when they announced Sleight of Hand wasn't going to work for snipers , everyone was upset , but isn't Quickscoping for the challenge ? Shouldn't that be a good thing that it's harder to QS in CODBO ? You can prove your skill right ? I never understood the complaints can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not ... I think this is my favorite so far . what neighborhood is northwest bellevue ? Kirkland ? And to top it off , I personally know a police officer in the Edmond police dept . with the last name of Picard watched from start to finish ... could not look away What , you don't want to listen to two nerds talk about colossi for a half hour ? That Amazon page is the sixth result for me . Funny how the red one says they want to change people being judged , and then discriminates like crazy Was that that guys personal opinion or really how Pakistan is winding up interpreting their law ? For me , I was circle and triangle with purple and yellow . The fact that he got the shapes right first was what made me Vigo the Carpathian ? ! Egypt protests by taking to the streets . Canada protests by sending out mass emails Wha ... I don't see how you managed to infer that from OP's post , were you just looking for something to get offended about ? actually not true ... at least my mum can roll a blunt I've no clue how this came to be on youtube , nor why it is the first video that comes up on the search You know I just found out what a Diva Cup is 2 months ago ? I'm still on the fence about it . Don't know if I want to try it . That is terrifying . Or he's replaced by a robotic facsimile Holy shit , Gordon Freeman is a pussy compared to these scientists . He has a high-tech suit , they had suits made of clear plastic and motherfucking tape . And they're for REAL Damn .... That's awesome Pics or it didn't happ - No , I mean I literally went there are others , there have been threads about it in the past yes but not really waste , i mean i think i am putting my life to a good use Sir , this is currently on the front page ... I mean , it was more of a joke , but apparently FFX is not as well liked you can get 125 $ an hour to make apps like this wtf , thats a firetruck , why is a fire truck killing people in a rush to save people from fire ? OH wow , that's a good list . Is ... Is the guy in the top row , second from the left wearing * hot dogs * on his head ? Oh I know they weren't my sisters , I just read it and I was like Pork butt ? They are not . And Americans only spell it " fiance " anyway . But when you're writing it out and doubling the e , then using " him " later .. \ You're comparing a major medical procedure with candy denial ? Start looking into it now and maybe you'll find a doctor who'll do it by the time you're thirty . Wait , so Kodak makes a film of better quality and it's somehow a miracle of mother theresa ? Dihydrogen Monoxide can potentially kill you . really just sounds like the ' hold ' function on the dd - 3 to me \ You haven't indicated that anyone beside * you * wants him to shut up . You are a strange one . " Safe to travel " Heh , this was a one off ages ago ... I need to start working on my wardrobe ... I don't have one yet . Yes , I have friends like this . Most people here are like They put the wulffmorgenthaler.com comics * in newspapers * ? That's so meta , reddit becomes news . wait , they're kissing and her lips aren't on his Uh where is the last game of the series ? Can't find it on their channel . ive gotten gray to black ones I think it's more that people use multiple flushes while wiping and what not ... but I don't really want to do a scientific study behind it Why is the snowman hairy ? Seriously , how much longer will this fucktard have its own show . America WTF ? thank you for this 800 million dollars Monk as a backup career . This changes everything Why did I just read an article about The White Stripes by a guy who never listened to The White Stripes ? You were serious Hmm , Is this going to be a 1:1 scale version ? All this time I thought she was a boy . You point out that you were brought up in England and then make a criticism which is only valid in American English ? Don't you mean " rarely attempt this ploy " ? Or else just what are you trying to say this is a lot more complicated then what i did , i mean waaaaaaay more complex . All i did was say the angle between the vertical and the rope was 53 degrees . said that the vertical component was equal to mg . then i did tan theta = o / a and solved it like that holy fuck . your ass . You didn't realize they sold the SNES in North America ? ! Why is she going down a waterslide in clothes anyway ? how did you know ? Holy shit , I have 65 . Most people toast their bagels ... which is why most toasters have bagel slots ... Holy fucking shit .... I was like It looks like at one point it had hands but it like forced them into his body through the skin or something then the skin just grew back Look . Open your eyes . So therefore .. what ? he's racist ? wait wait , hipster cat is a HE ? id rather not imagine anything skewering my beanbag I used that spot a bit earlier in Domination and got about 8 kills before the three randoms on our team pushed into their spawn and made them spawn all over the place ( at which point I got shot in the ass ) . Hardly anyone even tried to throw grenades I'm curious as to what my fellow Gropaga think of this ..... kinda made me go " I should start watching videos for crappy music . It's ... surprisingly addicting to watch . Gross , yet I can't ... stop ... staring . being evicerated by a pool drain is a valid fear . its still bud ... This is something I can get behind ... Ahh , right ! are you that guy from youtube ? Toby Turner or something ? who does the same thing ? It couldn't just be that I prefer vanilla ? If I don't take a beating during sex , my relationship isn't ' mature ' and I have trust issues ? It's .... it's beautiful . of Harkonnen Whats funny is I posted this to / r / pics twice and both times it got downvoted and I got called a racist . These two have GOT to be related . Why is African American in it's own category while South African doesn't have a black and white separation ? So the answer to the question is ... yes ? Giant citizen Kabuto anyone ? Because playing the Giant was a pain in the ass when people were really good with the sniper rifle an erection ? cuz that's what this picture gave me No one has ever yelled anything at me while I was running . Why are you all concerned with just a single boob ? ! I couldn't believe I hadn't heard of this film before ... No no . More like Uohh , my god , that is amaz - wait , why is he flying a Rifter ? Dear science ! do you ever sleep ? What ? Do you know how amazing that would be ? A buddy of mine has been doing it for about a month . Our circle of friends all still think he's fat . hehe . Don't tell him I said that though . Unfortunately , this might have been a major one time event . How do you say , once in a blue mean type deal ? $ 14,100 now I love hot the black guy is like No tracer darts ? You practise Wing Chun ? you mad ? In accounting , it is not uncommon for interns to actually make much more than new hires because they get paid overtime , while the salaried staff does not . I thought the girls had shaved their hair off total mindfuck I see no driver on that forklift . TIL I have more faith than Bill O'Reilly .... It's called a giringer and whatever you do , do NOT GIS finger giraffe Aren't we all long-term actors in that respect The guy put in a good 40 minutes of work for a $ 10 tool ? What kind of an exam did you want the urologist to perform ? Pretty fucking weird You almost bothered me until you said rugby . I don't get people who simply DO NOT understand why people find contact sports interesting . It's seeing the next big catch , anticipating the next huge hit that really makes games like American Football and rugby interesting ( the contact in rugby I should not have to go through that if I have a " blank " check . Let me guess , you're a Real Madrid fan . Ramos has long hair as well , that must mean he's dating Pepe ! Yes , same states ... I live in IN and a " welfare " worker saw me give my almost 10 yr old son a sip of mountain dew and had a fit and claimed I was an unfit mother , so I can't imagine buying a child wine with dinner . You asked him if they were real ? You have a compass already ... and it's made of iron ... But you use wood tools . Juicy , right ? Those kids freaked me out , they were so dead-eyed It's a monkey with a mask on ... you must be a terran Much <3 to sc2casts , responsible for like half my viewership I think What exactly are the HD bars ? may be they all will leave What I want to know is why on earth would you need software for a battery charger ? Weird ... I have an orange tabby and an Acer Aspire as well . I forgot I was reading r / SA , I was about to give the im trippin away lookin at this site ... It hurts my mind grapes ........... ( Mine is more like that in reverse . I'm thinking about outer space , salvia * 12 times * ? ! wow , you've got some balls on you . I tried 90x extract twice and both times it was a COMPLETE mindfuck . It was like condensing a 16 hour acid trip into 15 minutes I just hope this person is using the garlic butter sauce from Papa Johns or something as lube Question , what kind of humidifier would I use to keep the humidity at 42 % there are so many different types A redditor who says he doesn't know the game wasn't broadcast on cable television AND couldn't think of a way to find the game on the internet they dont dump , obviously I'm a late sleeper , ... I'd have to go to bed with SPF 1000 on If anything , Jurassic Park 3 is closer to the Lost World novel than the Lost World movie was . Where the fuck did this thumbnail come from ? Wait , in high school I wore chaps t shirts and jackets my old cat did this too . So weird haha , ye I see that now . It's a joke people ... I didn't actually get that it was a shameless plug for shirt sales at first ... I think you're on to something there . Humor . As a weapon . What was the first book made out of ? ! That's expensive ! So that's how the talking shredded wheat are made Oh , ok ... DUH . Apparently I've been watching far too much Supernatural or something ... all that came to mind when I tried to imagine what a non-paper book would be made out of was * skin * ... That is a seriously shitty sign wow i never realized that ash and i share a birthday That's actually his designer breed dog ... carrying them in your purse is * SO * 2009 . Why are more people sure that homosexual intercourse should be illegal than people who are sure that homosexual marriage should be illegal ? It's IMPOSSIBLE to stop watching . The episodes are planned to leave you drooling for more action . Seriously , every episode has a climax in the middle instead of at the end , and a plot twist / device / hook-new situation that leaves you with a sense of urgency to watch the next episode . I'm sure my head will explode when I catch up and actually have to WAIT A WHOLE WEEK for a new episode . a meth lab gets created You think the medical care , pharmaceutical , and health insurance industries in the USA are operating in a free market ? woah , long post Geez ! Again , I am glad the link didn't work . I'll read comments before clicking from now on . Where is that lighting coming from and how are you not blinded by it ? holy shit hairiest.knuckles.ever Your dad shaves at his desk ? ? ? Yes , I saw an article like that , too . It pointed out that while most Westerners see pink and red as two different colors with separate names and cultural meanings , instead of simply being red and light red , which is how we see two different shades of just about every other color . I was he's 250 lbs I don't see anything wrong BF2 is a great game , but BF1942 will always be the winner in my heart . First game I ever played that made me go DAMN ! ! ! maybe swimmin is 17 You have different systems in the same country ? It says I already have it , when I clearly don't . What gives ? are you implying that a 100ms ping is a regular thing in console multiplayer ? Wait , there's a whole subreddit Oh , Japan Could someone repost , It was taken down . ( We let our dogs run aroudn all the time . I don't think that's fiction ... Which was added in . NET 4.0 know you're trying to front on me I KNOW WHAT YOU DID . Since you posted this there has already been a new google narwhal post . At first I was like They can't be serious .... Wow look at all the drooling internet cretins That's quite an overclock Dude .............................. That pastor intellectually owned that guy every step of the way We have kid at the hospital I work at called Teejay . If you were able to type this sentence I guess you snapped the numpad or you typed this with the virtual keyboard hot damn , I can only imagine how bad I would look in that position . How do you manage to make it cute ? I just logged in for the first time in years because of this ... and KoL told me that my account had just turned 7 years old ... I told one person about it via chat . You guys are paranoid Vengaboys - Up and Down Why on earth do I need to download some program in order to enlarge the picture neither did the above poster , but he got a downvote I don't have a brother .... I completely agree but then why do I , a straight woman , also very much * * enjoy * * watching two women ' scissoring ' ? why do you eat children and sponsor fast food restaurants to make youreself a market for viagra ? TIL my company is in the top 5 . since she is willing to mention her meds in general i would just ask . " so what do you take ? " and then get to why . sometimes it is better to get this sort of thing out in the open . she may actually want to talk about it but feels uncomfortable flat out saying " so i've got bipolar " or " watch out in case i have a seizure . " as long as you don't respond with the real life equivalent of Oh holy fscking crap When that happens to me I'm just afraid my foot is going to spontaneously combust holy shit when I laughed at that I HAD THAT LAUGH TOO . Cock sauce ? I think he called himself an animal fucker . I am enthralled Like Rainmaker ? Yes , of course , but there is actually a document ( the name of it escapes me at the moment ) which shows the direct lineage from the British royal family all the way back . Someone actually took the time to do this and it is totally Well , due to the response of other Redditors I must say that perhaps leet is not the best way to type . As being a younger user of Reddit , I am serious though obviously obtuse judging by the nine down votes this received . Forever Alone . i hope the zebra's a lady . i was checking out its ass . Upvote if you're sick of people breaking the intergalactic rules and getting on the front page for it . Wait ... Damn procrastination . Same , but with my friend's brother . My grandma's " true story " was that a girl's insides were * pulled out of her vagina * . Haha , that's really interesting ! I am from South Africa . I guess the accent is a little weird ! I picked Black because I don't want to be seen as racist One of my favourite albums ever and how come i haven't seen this before ? * normal normal normal normal ..... No , I mean it this time ... Take me home ...... Lol , that is not a trials bike , Thats a downhill bike , an expensive one too the frame alone is 1500 $ " ... effectively ripping away the genitals . Massive blood loss causes death . " ~ ~ No its not . Does that bottom can with the red cap say " Cake Farts Cleaner ? ? " I hate beets ... Good bear , good ... I read this in a Commissioner Gordon via The Dark Knight voice . Those numbers seem oddly low . your username makes this comment ..... disconcerting ..... You're happy because you like male chickens ? Okay ... I'm pretty sure her church was just hoping for her to blog about this so they could get more publicity . LOL definitely , I'm dreading it It's as though only her face and upper torso / arms are in 3D . The 2h video was so helpful to me , I've never even thought about building before . Watched all 2 hours before even ordering That sheep is like No alcohol before noon on Sundays ! There's a man inside that bear suit . The bottom half is missing oh my god those fake titty scars are awful Is this a joke ? No really ... ? Who hasn't been believing you ? Am I supposed to upvote this , downvote ? just I fucked a girl once on a beach . Never again . That's one " mellow " looking narwhal you have there I am so curious ... im imagining this being blasted at me at 50K watts ... I thought it was alliteration Uh ... Didn't like coffee before , now I'm a 6th year uni student and pretty much as addicted to caffeine as is humanly possible . It's soOOO GOOOOD ! You know , I did not know that it was only in the Philippines that we did this ... I knew that most North Americans chose their own middle names , but I did not know that this practice was limited to the Philippines . I just use icecast for streaming mpd Sooo ummm . Ya keep the money i donated as a tip , i guess There's a video about this ? whats up with that mosque in top left corner of the pic you suck at lasthitting I don't even see the cg much lately I feel like my eyes have just been raped . All I saw was Omen flashing my screen , and then I went " Really ? o_0 " . Looked up at Omen and Recount , made a Wow , this is amazing . I do hope you realize how special Reddit is when this gets upvoted . Just imagine trying to make the same joke with a group of random / regular people --> I am afraid to ask you how you know this fact \ - username suggests you are into horses . how many animals do you have ! I think these are so gross , even though I have them . What if you were kissing someone and boom they pull out what looks like a chewed piece of white corn , and they smell it ? ? ? What is Mr Chips doing here ? Cause I was just kidding around . That's my newer demonoid account and I logged in and went Was Mr . Bean on House ? confusing homemade beef jerky Why the fuck can't people just laugh at the sarcasm ? It IS implying that all he did was supply the sperm , not like its really a heartfelt congratulations Sounds like political hot potato . My favourite thing about roundabouts is when by chance every entrance is filled at the same time ( Yeah . I did the system profiler on it and decided to pass it on to a friend who is still stuck in the overclocked G3 days . Towards baltimore ? ! That's a lot of music Im a freshman in College but thanks . As a non-australian , can you please clarify ? I just got a last time i took a dump in the handicap stall my legs fell asleep . i don't even know why i remembered him . Agreed ... and derp derp on my part ... Wait a minute , did you just commented on his p * size ? I've done it tons of times . Holy shit , this looks so much like my cat that I thought I posted this somehow and forgot that I did . ... I've looked several times . Can't for the life of me wonder what you could possibly be worried * about * . There's 85 levels . I'm on 30 after two days . Wow , I just saw them here this past week in San Francisco , they move quick . I know right ? I wish there were more options in terms of projectiles and powders , but damn being able to reload was cool . I'm really glad they didn't make reloading a mini game though I usually use reference pictures for anatomy and now I'm not entirely sure the dude in the photo reference wasn't taking a piss . lol but why did i click this in the first place ? ? ... Hey guys whats goin on in he-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD Amazing progress ! Is that your sister next to you ? You guys look freakishly alike ... Did anyone else notice that if you zoom and unzoom the face appears for a split second at the lower right corner , like it's coming for ....... So … people refilling their bottles with _bottled water _ to pretend that they ’ re not those guys who buy bottled water ? You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning . As far as I know there are no ATL-RNO flights . She's definitely hot ... but her ridiculously weird brand of humor is hard to see past . It's so weird . I don't even get dry mouth anymore . oh geezuz , don't roll over ... How do you do the reddit eyes ? the price humblerodent wants cats to be adopted .... Where do the winners work ... ? that kid in the yellow is peering into my soul Obviously you've never tried it SCIENCE RAGE But the underlying of the song is that he was waiting for her to hurry her ass up . It's kinda like people who play Every Breathe You Take by the Police for their first dance song which is about stalking Yeah but thats all I can think of when I shower in hotels now . did he throw a real turtle ? ! That ignorant being is simply bitter , angry , & in perpetual state of confusion . Partly due to the names she carries . The meaning of Her first Sheila = blind . Her & her husband last names are the same as leaders of the confederacy . ( Stonewall Jackson & Robert e Lee ) Comment history ? > Comment history ? eversion was ... surprising . not in the least what i am looking for , but it was ... refreshing Good , because she had a creepy short torso in that . I read the title as ' Ducks on the trail ' , spent ages looking for them , not even high I always heard " Life is but a dream " At what point in the whole process does the master key to the DRM leave the company ? u sure u didn't punch it till it learned how to sit on its own ? Hopefully they died before they did all that I think I'm in love .......... Wait ... you people can feel that ? No picture ... Phase Four : get raped in prison Yep ! I'm ranked # 8 in the world ! With a 9-14 record This is like the epic closing act of a movie : nods : That can be solved ... When you hold in your poop for extended periods of time the results are large ever so thick girths of poop . Is that what you did I totally got it right away . It made me LOL and then I realized that I now have anatidaephobia You we have tons of that shit in the gulf right ? I always thought that that was bamboo . Are you fucking kidding me right now ? All Primo's shit sounds the same but Dr . Dre's doesn't ? My husband is reading them out loud in a Russian accent . There are 21 net carbs in one slice of a pear ? initial confusion at the single image aside , that's freakin ' awesome . i'm super jealous . Yeah , definitely terrifying wtf is 5 diamond chef ? i did not expect to see this today C ( I am currently playing through the game on Delta and the flashlight seems to be a weapon mod . Ah ! The most elegant and complex drawing from you yet ! that's the biggest guitar pick ive ever seen Hmmm ... When you put it that way I start thinking that I should really go pick up another pack of smokes ASAP . Thats .... Thatssss like a adult slide .... Why exactly is CDR broken anyways yea , not sure why i thought it was wind shield ... Looks like the ramps on Scrap Station . 30k yuan a month = 55000 $ per year . I think he will be ok money wise minus the cuts and bruises , he's .. hot . my hair does this too I like it ... Except for that bar angle " The Journal of Cosmology averages over 800,000 Hits each month " juggling what since when in the uk was y a vowel ? * What . * How is that even possible Ban healthiest way of consumption ? Cool , apparently I only need - 324 games to be promoted to diamond in random 4v4 Guests cant noob our 1sts any more ? Haha brilliant . Also : queerporntube.com - - how have I * not * heard of this yet ? I like robots and mecha a lot but when i was watching the video it kind of creeped me out , those robot eyes OMG one time I had this date with this hot fireman ( well , there were two , I dragged my friend [ she has huge feet huh ? ff7 is one of the easiest rpgs out there . If you need to grind you must be doing something wrong can you PLEASE teach me how to do this ! ? ! ? you , or whoever does it , would be my hero for all of eternity ! And have a chance at beating us ? yes . ... and why the interest in why I get myself a parrot or not ? Why ? maybe try using a different browser . that happened to me in chrome once , opened it in safari and firefox and it worked fine . I just checked it in one of those for a few days and tried chrome again ( since i almost always use chrome ) and it started working again . Idk why , but it did TIL I have a third nipple . I always thought it was a birth mark , but it seems to match , dead-on . These people aren't so much incapable of critical thinking as they are ignorant . They don't want to hear anything but what they believe . Ignorance is certainly not limited to religion and not all religious people are ignorant but there is a difference between not wanting to hear anything but what you believe and blinding believing something so far-fetched that even children sometimes go " we're meant to believe that ? Isn't it the 13th today ? That can't be right . I'm still here . How many people hid this post , immediately after viewing that image ? Maybe it was Soylent Mana .... Once upon a time . Damn , my birthday is November 12th and I was slightly premmie I want what you're having . What cream was that Everytime i think of Shepard headbutting the Krogan , im like you can beat the game at like level 45 I'm currently online via my ipod ... I was happily reading comments about poverty pimps in another thread when i pressed ' back ' and apparently clicked on this before it had loaded . I then spent a few minutes staring at my ipod like And now I have the fear I am that friend This is really , really creepy . How do you guys just FIND people like this Wait a second ... can't you get HAWX 2 on Steam ? You bring up the topic and then get upset by the following discussion ? not yet , so far the closest thing i can see is iron deficiency but im still not sure . It has been 12 years . this is suppost to be a thread about how much it sucks not being able to ski , not a thread that makes me even more depressed I can't ski ! The bread was 25 cents Damn , people love to downvote you . you're arguing for dps meters and haven't looked at the only dps meter out there You're making similarly stupid assumptions as the police involved in this case Actually , her nose is pretty huge . I'm more surprised that it got corrupted . It's supposed to be self healing and stuff If you need someone to talk to you are welcome to pm me . Im 18 and in my freshmen year of college but I'm always open for a new friend . People in high school suck . And if you cant trust anybody there why risk it ? Its not worth dealing with the drama of kid screwing it up for you . Whats with him calling in the guard ? * stretches * sure , I'm soo tired though .. do you have steam ? I haven't had sex yet , but I definitely will do it a lot before marriage =P lol ( IF I get married Indeed I remember the days of coaches going from Istanbul to Antalya You're posting things and it's hurting my brain ! My ride cant go now . Yeah just tried it and it works . Hell squid . Did you use a triple-channel memory kit with the H55 ? I find it oddly fascinating to look in the toilet after emptying my cup , it's like a murder scene . yes obviously You mean maybe I've been eating stale Cocoa Krispies this whole time ? Fucking hell . 25 an hr at a bar ? Must be a fancy bar . Will we protest our money being used like this ? nope This was in the spam folder , no idea why . except i wasn't sorry really Nice , but was it really necessary to make the coloring go backwards ? Why not just fix the coloring of the old photos instead ? I can't see that link , it's blocked @ work First thing I'd do is get a kitchen ... didn't realize underage girls were legal tender in Italy Win and Will aren't from California , they're from Texas old lady at supermarket I accept your challenge I entertained the fantasy of putting a heavily souped-up four banger in a 70 ' s Corvette . If you could work out the transmission , you could get 350 HP and save a couple hundred pounds compared to the iron block they come with . Plus the But aren't ( a lot of ) Movies , Video Games , Popular Sports all there now ? Link's in the post , does it not work ? You've lost 30 lbs in a few weeks ? wait a minute . if you got head and farted on your gf who got mad , then who did you hear laughing under the covers ? I thought I was getting a huge carrying case for needles , that had a bunch of needles already inside from my husband for Christmas a few years ago . It turned out to be a huge box of Strawberry Mentos ! When did someone sneak in and flim my cat ? Woah , what , really ? I thought this was a joke . Nope , they're just a few of the many silly thoughts I have . I don't think I'm ... actually ... teleporting to different dimensions When I watch the Guild , that comes off to me as his character's awkward , asocial personality ( pretty much the same as most of the characters , actually ) . Is it possible that I'm a subconscious apologetic ? I tried to find an image on Google images , but all I got were some really creepy pictures of inflamed fingers . and keep on confusing customers by telling them go to the taxi behind them instead yet only to be told the same thing after Sweet Gumbo of Colombo that is terrifying ! ah I forgot to put both are fairly young dogs ( the lab was a pup , was tiny and now he's not that tiny Holy mother of tabs Why is mine so downvoted ? one would think that at age 13 you would have at least been warned about bearded old guys with vans who want to marry you and give you phones ... I think I'll be visiting a different-enough place soon enough ; I am moving to China exactly a week from today Why do people post on the day of Not good . Not good at all Same and I am in for two if I can get it in another color than black I could say the same about Kotaku ... This layout is just awful there is no way to scroll on a laptop ... so don't bring any trees ? You really don't think enough citizens would willingly donate to keep themselves and everyone they love from being killed by an asteroid ? The idea that taxation would even be a necessity is kind of absurd if you are talking about appealing to NOT being killed by an asteroid . That would be the most popular charity in the history of the world Once she started falling I'm pretty sure she fell through the floor . I didn't see her at all . Hmm , seems like a legit story ... AH HA ! It was really all a big lead up to their true agenda of ... opposing the patriot act ? Did Fox's small heart grow three sizes that day ? Really ? Damn , I've been calling it SlaaO until now . Go on ... United Arab Emirates :: I ... I ... Only once .. but , then I realized I was in the wrong place .. bunch of hipsters :: Really ? That's The polarized plugs are like , My cat likes to bite / nip my elbow when he's hungry and wants food nao . I could imagine a lynx taking a bite out of my arm and eating it if he's hungry . hey sorry , I think I may have put the answer to this question somewhere else Thank you =) I thought I was seeing things ! I live blocks away from the proposed Seattle location are you really that ugly ? I dont have her phone number and is drunk calling really a good idea ? And I thought the Kenyans I train with were fast Yeah , very important . He not only died for our sins ... he * suffered * . But really , was it that horrible ? I mean , he's eternal for christ sake ( pun intended ) . What's 3 uncomfortable days and a pretend death when you exist for eternity ? Some sacrifice that turned out to be isnt this post kind of ironic , cause you say you dont post on reddit . BUT yet this is something that you have posted , thus making you title a lie Rigobert Song is easily the most frightening footballer . He looks like Predator Alas ... the plant would reverse it's oxygen making process in the absence of sunlight and would start breathing more like you ... outing more CO2 and take in your share of the O2 ... THAT PLANT IS GONNA KILL YA MAN .. I am confused . I speak Hindi and that clearly does not say " fag " . I see . I wasn't aware these " tablets " were input devices , I always blindly assumed they were stand alone machines with their own software / screen / etc . The way it was presented made it look like he / she was working magic with a mouse Man , this entire damn thread came straight outta my evolutionary anthropology class . we have a bidet . it's pretty freakin sweet . just dont set your water heater on too hot . or else ! ! ! Viewing a Viewmaster .... O_o Today is my Reddit birthday .............. That HAS to be a troll ... HOLY SH-You can hear Lee Marshall . Magneto dated Rogue ? You bred RAPTORS ? ! This film is another case of " should this be turning me on ? " Girls with really long hair do it for me . It's like when I first saw The Incredibles , I was looking at other people in the cinema thinking " Is anyone else noticing that Elastigirl is very , very flexible ... where does he get that amazing hat ? I think stealing is a very harsh word and the people he " is giving money " don't spent their time on the Internet . The story sounds plausible . What makes you think it's fake ? I laughed , then pictured the dogs face You'll notice that it does I'm on a G2 and my phone doesnt show up in market.android.com anymore What's " Thunderdome it " mean ? I think getting the console itself is more challenging . I'm pretty sure I can buy a used copy of FFX for a reasonable price . But the cheapest PS2 I found was $ 60 or so , and I cannot afford it atm Holy fuck ! That takes some balls . I always assume that semi drivers are murderous rednecks hopped up on meth , deep into a 36 hour drive , without the slightest hesitation to run me off the road without so much as denting their rigs . You mean she'd definitely * nose * tice , amirite ? I frequently have dreams about my teeth falling out or loosening . The last such dream I had , my whole palate fell out . I completely agree . That's why I said it was my theory . I mean , how does that not make sense to other people ? The hivemind is retarded . Or just extremely unexperienced . It makes no sense that when a guy talks about how he's ... GASP ... had sex with attractive women , that it's automatically seen as gloating or bragging . What do I look like in you're imagination ? That's what I was wondering . It had my full name and everything . Should I be afraid ? Except he doesn't do that .. Aye , I think I remember seeing the explanations a while back about this . However , I still see it as divisive ( r / relationships doesn't get that many posts in the first place - IMO you should just be demanding clearer post titles , if anything ) , and your second point seems to have a big contradiction in it . Less restrictive policies made possible by ... more restrictive policies ? I " m glad we could finally come to this conclusion . Holy balls . I think the highest I've ever had my A1C is 6.1 I opened this and my girlfriend just said " What's so funny ? Is it funny because his tooth is missing ? " Arts & Entertainment - Movies - ... - Martial Arts Films - I have short hair :) and my name is Jillian They were gobsmacked to learn that vegetarians didn't eat chicken I read the book on a 24 hour train ride from Florida to Washington DC . I was taking the trip with my dad . I had to do a lot of inconspicuous crying on that trip . That's ... always been there Omg that's right ! And when I secure the drill bit I feel like I'm putting on a silencer Are those pants AND shirts ? they were both gingers . um ... beside the weapons , he's filling a baby's bottle with kahlua Congratulations :D It is indeed a beautiful flag . I thought of something very similar but completely fucked up the colors , don't know why me too ! and looking under my desk to make sure there isn't a creepy lady sitting near my feet Haha , the first time I had Pho ( right after I moved to the PNW from the midwest ) I called it " Foe " . I got the biggest No problem ; I'll try to hop on at another time tomorrow and give your response a read , but I may not have the time to respond either . I'm actually moving to another country on tuesday ( 22nd ) , so my days have been busy as hell leading up to it Holy crap . Good thing you had coverage . I ... I know exactly what you mean . Every time I make pasta , I think " PFT , this is a small ass portion " , then I cook it and " Thought that was a midget too .. Still think that's a midget .. WTF Oddly enough I really enjoy Dartkthrone , Meshuggah , Sleep and Burzum as well as Godspeed you Black Emperor , Explosions in the Sky , and Sufjan Stevens . I find that static dynamics or long build ups with slow tempos are good for sleeping . And Morbid Angel It gets bigger and smaller ? At the same time ? Is Thom wearing jeggings ? where do extra 5 seconds in " 4 larvae / 45 seconds " come from ? 2k minerals ar 32/58 ? Noone else thought this was played backwards ? Uh oh , better get my beer goggles back on then is " okay " a premature ejaculation followed by lets pretend this never happened synonym here Lame . My work computer doesn't have java installed ; Just don't hurt the factory ! cant believe i'm just finding out about reddit servers now There are beers shittier than Miller Lite ? depends on how you use it man .. if you use a task killer , that could be part of the problem .. or if you have tons of apps . I've owned a few different brands of phone and I absolutely love Samsung devices . They can be frustrating , but after doing some research it usually turned out to be my own fault Congrats ! I remember when my karma reached 3 digits ; I thought it was unbelievable . Fuck me usher grew into his skull Why are you getting downvoted mine started acting up within a year as well ... I ended up getting a very very early upgrade and bought the Epic .. kept the Moment as a backup . My bro in law needed a phone , so I gave it to him , and he loves it . Has some issues with the phone calls sometimes though .. which was my biggest complaint all the time . It was a great phone that couldn't make calls ..... ... created an account just for this post . Sometimes people ask for lost items . Last week a strange guy asked , if we had found his wig . When we asked " wig ? ! ? ! ? ! " He just said : " Oh well , just a normal wig " ... wtf I'm not trolling looks more like a middle eastern pussy to me oh shit ... I'm stuck in a paradoxal loop Is that what it means ? Thats not so offensive . I thought it was a racist thing saying " If your baby is african american , dont worry , get an abortion " omfg sooo much fail ...... my eyes are bleeding right now Pesticide resistant bedbugs ? weird . Yes its ridiculous to ask for help from a fellow human . Bad and ridiculous . Also * everyone * on Reddit is a nerd , * * everyone * * . Woot , first ! Wait , now I gotta contribute somehow . You're right and as an Aussie I thought their constant over sensationalized news reports were freaking weird . I turned up at the airport , and there were TVs blaring with huge emergencies and things only after watching it to make sure everything is alright for a few minutes I realized , its just normal tv over there . And also the numbers of TVs , every bar , in the hair dressers , at train stations airports shopping malls , just everywhere ... All with terrifying news reports of catastrophes that aren't ... Artosis has a big nose ? I never noticed it Troy : 6 Billion ? Why the hell are Americans up in arms about their tax dollers over the health care reforms , but ok with this ? Holy shit . It was probably too graphic to show on live TV uh .. have you seen what israel keeps doing to them for the last 50 yrs ? What does that matter ? They are still dead .... ? Ummm , I see he likes his fries with ketchup ... right ? RIGHT ? ? ? 3rd from the right has a smaller cup size than I do Wow , Toadblood has some demons Ah ... yeah , that's probably why then . I'm honestly very very surprised that Motorola is / was working on a GBread build for the sholes platform ! ... I can't even imagine how painful that must be for that bird ... Shit . I just read that in Mickey Mouse's voice . I did a doubletake when I saw your name thinking , " I didn't even comment on this ! that face is priceless I linked it in the title So we make fun of handicapped people now ? Great . WOW , I did ~ ~ n't ~ ~ not know that . Just tested and verified this is the case . Apologies for herp derping this entire thread . I read the PSA as TSA . What sandals ? Fish , the size of volkswagons . Are you sure they weren't WHALES ! ? Or how many mouse clicks This is a creepy explanation of why public male bathrooms are always such a fucking mess So many haters i don't think you get what AGAM would actually look like yeah , but what the hell a banana is i'll never know You lost at basketball to a girl . A drunk girl . Twice . What does That sounds ... absolutely horrible . I think I'll stick with the subscription based games Cool ! Can I watch ? Half my comment karma is from a single word .... I haven't been playing much ... i better move my shit I knew things were worse than most like to admit but .... I wonder how would someone looking for information about the " invisible underwear " would feel getting all those links to programming tutorials ? You don't consider PETA militant ? The stuff poll currently says 60 % would be OK with being scanned ? I hope I'm not being judgemental , but dude you put penis inside your aunt It was a clean show all around , I agree . My eyes are still recovering though mind blown I do that pretty much every game and never cheese Their ... noses . So .. mesmerizing .... ( i want them . I wonder how many people are cutting this picture up and trying to make fake dollar bills . They had four power forwards / centers in at once ? then where did the first robots come from ? You should be . It's the internet Watched that movie while intoxicated with the screen filling up my whole field of vision ... That site certainly keeps to its name Think about the things that might have been watching you that you could never see Troy : Fuck I'm Taiwanese , speak fluent Chinese and English , and currently live in Taiwan . Maybe I should take up casting Yes I am soooo excited , I watch a lot of streams and besides idra's his is the only one that makes me go " oh .. this guy is actually really fucking pro That annotated bible is fucking great . I never knew something like that existed . They're really nice earrings and all , but what does this have to do with cannabis ? Wait , do you mean make the entire staircases springloaded ? The guy inside the gas pump is smoking I think he might be a troll ... a troll calling people trolls , think about it , it's the ultimate troll She looks unhappy to you ? I think you're right . I forgot the industry was this huge . Hard Mode : Watch all of it in one sitting . Woot , first ! Wait , now i gotta contribute right ? But what if your present is an xbox ? Wow . They have _options_ over there . 15 % of republicans are voting for Palin in the primaries ? ! What's the origin of the redneck pig meme ? I think some people take everything on here a lot too seriously ! My name's Terence and sometimes when I meet people they ask " Where's Phillip ? " and look at me expecting to go into hysterics , even though South Park started nearly 15 years ago Waaay too many trees He is a fucking technician down there . the fuck ? Apparently Chan 4 has blocked the video from us fellows in the UK I ... I think I'm in love It was a during game thing , so i print screened it and can't find out where it went . I can't find my clipboard either I just did . I've never so thoroughly cleaned a house as I have on adderall . Never again . Yes . Incredible . Maybe ... too incredible ... First , woot woot woot ! : B Wait , now I'm supposed to contribute , right ? I'll check into Mazzaro's , I'm alway willing to try new places and I don't work to terribly far from Old Northeast that might be something I could pick up for lunch or after work . as far as Lenny's not being packed , does that ever happen ? I have never driven by that place while they were open and the parking lot was spilling over to the neighboring business . I actually stopped there once and it was something like an hour wait holy shit I haven't down voted anything Epilepsy warning , please . TIL I've missed a lot of TLOZ This .. this can happen ? ! My bf said the slippage couldn't happen .... I've been around since vanilla , off and on . It took me till Cata to level someone past 60 though Wow so that's me canadian ... use a mix of both Can I blow your mind with that Tenacious D cover while your perception is in skew mode Same here . I remember asking him if he would still commentate QL games and he said " yes " . Does this mean that he is just avoiding ESL events ? That guitar is bigger than her I didn't know either it's driving me crazy So it's gone from the bane of our existence , to just a major annoyance . Yay ? It's really kind of disturbing how funny reddit thinks the thought of beating , or in this case " mauling " , teenagers is . Go Cocks ! Didn't know there were so many Columbia redditors your cat looks very human Yeah . It was technically ' Necrotizing Faccitis ' . It was pretty scary . It was about 3 or 4 days from start to surgery . But they said if I waited any longer it was amputation . rape blood How do i make a bed Am I the only one that has NO IDEA what this is supposed to be ? I realized immediately after my trip .... I NEED TO TRY ACID I hope that soup wasn't very hot ( Jergie ? or Fesus ? The end is near No need to wait ; spank that naughty thing and let us see Why is everyone repeating themselves Because everyone repeating themselves Wow I completely breezed right over that You've experienced this ? Upper management that doesn't understand technology ? People who say " I could care less " I say " well then do so " they are like Well that's a pretty insane story ... My daughter has that same hat ... for her 5th b-day Hmm ... suddenly , not all that ridiculous . didnt mean to get it out of hand , sorry ? =( Rofl what Augh . Eye contact . I * HATE * it . Wait ... low carb bagel ? But ... it's bread ... how is that possible ? Wait .. he is introducing the clip he doesn't want you to see ? This actually interests me more than HoN , LoL , BLC , or any other arena-based game So who controls what ? How interesting ... Did the guy accept the Priesthood ? Or did he tell the Pope " Honourably flattered , but it's expensive being a father of two and helping provide for a family " ... or do priests get paid well somehow ? dark grey hat Will Shatner is a guest this year ? ! ? well people live everywhere in texas , as opposed to like 90 % of canadians living near the us border I talk to non-Asians as well as Asians . Are you implying people don't want to live rich lavish lifestyles ? That people are ok with the bare minimum ? Radiohead released an actual song titled " Hail to the Thief " ? ? must ... watch .... space jam ... NOW The bottom few look like they're hitting on me ... There are people like that ? Our housmate doesn't even flush after poo sometimes .. ' Inception Movie explained ' wait what ? It needed explanation ? How is it your imgur starts with my nick ? I installed cutePDF the other day it asked if I wanted to install ask.com search bar . I clicked uncheck because no I didn't . Next time I opened firefox I was notified of a new add-on was installed I was about to do THE SAME THING Heh , awesome to hear you had a great time :) Jess is a bit wonky at the moment ( torn all the ligaments on her ankle Greentea helped out with the intro and ending effects . Someday I will have the time to learn how to do cool stuff like that Don't use a Mac then LEMON JUICE ? ! Made me mouthgag whenever I rang that up . And it's a surprisingly popular item You worked an entire day ? Why did you post this in wtf ? I just want to know where you are riding a train for 40 hours Because your rating is the same as them ? What ? Really ? Every Jamie I know besides my brother is a girl ... I always just figured my parents were mean ... wat ? ! Are you posting from your phone or something ? .... I'm someones child it can grow up to 3 inches ? I've been trolled Ben Richards didn't do it ... but then again look where he ended up . Nail Technicians require a license ? Applebees is BULLSHIT ! I think only the salads are made there . I had plastic in my food once and the waitress was like ' oh thats because we just microwave everything ' Just ... WOW All I have to say is : At least he had the common courtesy to give himself a reach ... in ... um , yeah . I actually used to live across the street from the owners of Rastrelli's ( atleast I'm pretty sure they did , if not they had a large part in the business ) ... small world Oh ! I see now , okay , well I'll keep that in mind , I'm a generous guy , so you'll see me here now and again . For now , I go back to lurking How did you do that ? Why , No , Ossifer ... that ` s happened to me more than once ! The booth people aren ` t as grumpy as one thinks You can change one block into another ? Alrighty . I do hope this problem gets addressed , though what if you run the repeater into a block , and the block has redstone on top of it or something crazy like that ? I can't test anything at the moment , I may have accidentally deleted all of my saved worlds i see you are an ENT That seems extremely tame , compared to what you have experienced When I was 15 , I leant a Sailor Moon Doujinshi ( fan-manga ) to my best friend at the time , and it had some pretty hardcore sex scenes in it ( All lesbian ones , but you know , I turned out bi and she turned out gay anyway .. ) anyway , her mum found it sitting on the counter and grabbed it , flipped through it and was all While that is indeed awesome , I always hated enclosed treehouses because they became giant spider nests There are leg straps ... Look in the bottom left . And yes the backing may be particle board but it's frame is all nicer wood . Blood of the North change Wait , you're not saying democracy actually works in this country ? I'm at high school and I could watch this Ok . Just . Wow . First of all , you have every right to not answer the question posed . Second , I'm not demanding anything . Third , how is asking an honest question insulting Are you my neighbor ? Any idea what time it'll be ! ? You look like me in 3 years Need new mobs too , maybe neutral non-physical ghosts who wander through walls to inhabit the cities . cool as a pickle ? I watched arrested development for the first time a few weeks ago , and suddenly the internet is filled with references . To imagine what I have been missing out on Thank you , this has changed significantly since I last heard of it i have no opinion im just writing this so i can add to the longest thread ive ever seen in r / sc How did you repair midair ! Wow ! ! You have a girlfriend ? o_o And you fooled around with her ? ? ? INORITE ! ? At first I was like hrmmmm .... and then I was like what would reallly be awesome is if the part that detached from the bowl was also a refillable lighter You are right . Both times I heard that phrase , it was from teachers who had been teaching for over 15 years . One of them was my student teaching supervisor wouldnt i already have it ? who are you hah , so your name isn't a lie ... wtf did I just read ? One could bounce high denomination coinage off of that posterior . Oh fuck , my face is on reddit now At first I was very coopa to b7 I hope you're careful around water now , at least . A pack in Thailand is under $ 2 , so I'm saving under $ 800 a year . But , i was smoking over a pack a day before . Now about two weeks ago , I just stopped smoking . I didn't want to stop , I just didn't feel like smoking anymore . Two weeks ago I bough a pack and there's half left I had * no idea * that The Observer was a Tony-award winning ( ! ) actor whose TV pedigree goes all the way back to Fame . i now know what i had when i was 15 and couldnt get out of bed for a week .... You can play no-limit Omaha ? am i the only one that doesn't really get the connection ? maybe i just need to watch that movie again over 800 dollars for a studio ? What ? how ? The way you said that made me curious , and I checked your user profile . I'm at work , so I can't look at those posts Imagine if our justice system treated white governors like it already does black people I had a discussion with a guildmate the other day who is convinced that this is the last expansion . He stated that there is nothing more to accomplish plot-wise Awesome ! Wish we'd done more stuff like this when I was in band ... Hell , that was 20 years ago when this song first came out Sadly , despite how " sickening " Dallas BBQ may be compared to so many other local rib places , I like that Dallas BBQ the best out of the other Dallas BBQs we have in the city . The other ones are really really dry tasting Does that mean you technically had sex w / your stepmom ? Actually , they have long hair . Your stock is made out of bone ? Rogue with 3300 resil ? So ... saying fraternities are a mob metnality is in itself a mob mentality ? I think every religion can answer that question You expect better from / r / foodporn ? It did for a long time and still I do feel like I am 10 pounds overweight all the time compared to the Asian standard . But then I'm like ... well good thing I live in America ! 7hp Electric motor There's a heart-attack waiting to happen ... I'd rather " pick " my nose properly than have nostrils an inch wider than what they're supposed to be . How do you reddit without it ? i read title as " chemo cat " you friended yourself ? I wanted to follow up ; the dealership I was taking the car to uses Reynolds often , so I called them up to at least see what they charged . They quoted me at $ 65 and said they could be there right away , which seemed reasonable . The guy showed up quickly and was very nice . We tried jumping the car again , and it worked this time . He told me some weird thing about car-to-car jumping not working as well anymore with newer cars " because of the computers , " There is one person a bit south of me but no one in the states to either side or above I'm scared to know if this is serious or not .... Wat ? Ha , I didn't think it was weird , but it did make me stalk you . Hahaha ! You don't like being groped ? You're no fun . :P jk . You could always get one of those old man phone holsters seriously , i think reddit demographic is getting younger and younger , to the point where its the first time they've seen anything ... WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT ! I knew I bought a nook color for a reason Yes , actually ! Is his foot actually * in * the ass of that baby ? wow , i could only wonder where you work Too true . I ... Really want to try this now . That seems much more serious its not just on the bottom , it follows you as you scroll the page what if we were the advanced life forms compared to the aliens ... my mind just exploded Ohhh snap They need to make this available for download . You have BJ's that are local to you ? It seemed to be in sync with my music too when I posted this . Why does the bridge look so much smaller in the grass pic compared to the original picture ? I actually just got a message a couple hours ago saying I was signed in somewhere else even though nobody else has my password . I immediately changed it , but maybe now I should report it . Maybe you missed the bit about her being his girlfriend ? Wait what ? That doesn't really make sense to me . I thought mech was supposed to be better on small tight map because they were so immobile Those Egyptians look like Wisconsinites , with jackets and scarves ... How much suction do you use when you use a straw Good review ! And that's a whole lot of stuff in that collection . It is , they're called Custom Games . Looks weird without the body . T-Ho's is also on alot of military posts . I've been playing 5 times a week at 0700 every day it feels so greeeeeen The dead are actually quite peaceful . I used to talk to my cadavers , they would keep me company Wow , don't see that in the movie Dude , just stim and doge the projectile , have you seen how slow it is ? Oh wow , funky , I can't believe more people haven't made use of this so in my many searches to fix this , i came across lilyterm ... this allows for just clicking the url to open it It might have been for his wife . Still ... Same . Does it say " File Stream fart ' ? When you put it that way , it sounds very fun ! ( I edited something in before I went to bed last night Skull Island was a bitch until I found the Stonewall tank and realized that it respawned every so often . Just making sure .. Sounds possible . im doing great Flying would be awesome on creative Not sure how to navigate the site ... Why not ? It's been 19 hours and it's still there Don't feel pressured ( obviously this is your life and we're just the internet ) , but I think a great majority of us would like to know how this works out . Ya know .. in case we happen to be in the same situation as you in our future .. Holy shit , I can never watch a porno with Briana Banks in it ever again ... I also have browser / aim in 1 , itunes in 3 was that also one shot ? This hivemind ! How is there no sivir or shen Free beer ? I'm that way as well , and I never noticed it until my doctor mentioned it . He wondered if I had possibly had a small stroke as a child . I wouldn't feel so bad . There's a person in my division ( Bronze ) that is 12-3 . His last four matches he has won and the matches were against Platinum league players . Get out of there ! Get out while you still can ! ... Oh my goodness , scamming the scammers might actually be more lucrative than the scamming itself ... she looks kinky Whoa . The girlfriend and I just watched this last night . It's not the official UT security website PJs are from AF right ? am not from US so no clear idea but i've seen a documentary about the AF's paramedics I am very sure you are mistaken about it being $ 750,000 ... energy balls ! ? I just learned spline interpolation in Numerical Analysis . My whole childhood I thought splines were a joke She's not retarded , she's a natural LARPer ! ! hands over the face indicated I'm not really here but I'm watching you ! Well that will show them . Take that , Koch Bros . website ! I'm sure the Koch Bros . will loose millions of dollars over this . Guy number two seems to actually have regrown his hair . What the fuck is up with alive's baneling hax seriously " Um , I'd like to return this banana ... " This looks like it's moving ... it's not just me , right ? Blimey , that's a lot of planning / money That should be an easy test . Unequip bow / gun , run a 5 min test , repeat with melee weapons . The larger of the two , in terms of damage output , would be the used item ( if not both ) What do you do to your phones course when a real engineer builds things that are faulty , people die When I was a kid , I was waiting to cross the street with my grandma . Some other kid starts to cross even though the light is still green . My grandma grabs the kid , says something like " woops , where you going kido ? " . Then the kid's mother yanks her kid and says to my grandma " don't touch my kid , you fucking sicko ! " . My grandma was speechless . And I was like That cat is so high right now ... I've read about Amnesia , and that's all good and dandy .. but I live alone and I still get scared . why would robin williams care if the genie took up more than 25 % of the space on a billboard ? Cyclops in anime form TIL about dirtysmall I don't get why anybody would downvote you for explaining how you say it This was made by a ... WOMAN . what about the fish on your left ? Is your name Rey , by any chance ? I've done that with my hands and legs ... High as hell with a buddy of mine .. Weird thing is that I was smoking a cigarette at the time . You're completely right , i have no idea why i didn't just suggest that Why'd ya capitalize " first " , buddy ? So the troll was YOU ? Holy shit ! They really expecting that big an influx of people ! ! Good thing I have a lot of time to ( maybe ) get more badges I don't know I hope someone else doesn't take the time to translate this This is in reply to jell-o , not OP ... So . Much . Awesomeness . I personally can only avoid slowdowns when I use all of the speedhacks and overclock my processor . But I have a 2 ghz Core 2 . Why hello ! ( for some reason my boyfriend who also takes propecia for hair loss has an uncontrollable libido . he annoys me with rock hard boners 24/7 . he also has been taking propecia for 7 years . sometimes i wish the meds would knock out his sex drive ... lol I know you know , but for the others , Birthday cakes . I put the candles on the side , you know , like torches and he said , " Who puts torches on diamond . " That a cock fucked a urethra . I mean , I knew what was what , I just felt like it would be more natural to be fucked ' higher up . ' I thought so too . I was Like Jeez that's like half my tank's health . Well yeah , it is definitely a turn off . If there were some other amazing things about her I'd probably try to convince her to stop . Oh I've never gone there anytime but summer . Hope no one drove out there . * BANG * ........ | For a second I thought that was Snape in the first pic I am actually baffled by the amount of downvotes my original post has received . My BF got me to play during Xmas break , been hooked ever since Oh yeah totally . Anyone with their own opinion is clearly a Republican . What's a kegel Holy fuck , their choir is 25 gigs . Hmm . In Opera , it seems to cycle through search engines . What kind of humans do you hang out with ? When you were 10 ? I get too distracted fighting gentleman cho . I keep laughing and staring in awe when he yells at me to be quiet ... then i get eaten Oh shit . I lose weight really easily when sick . HOLY SHIT ~ ! I can never unsee that now And now * I * know it's there . I'd like to have plugs for outlets that don't protrude from the wall more than 1/2 an inch ( including the cord ) and don't overlap over other outlets . Seriously , society ? We have a satellite that is exiting our solar system , but we cant decide on a cleaning up outlet clutter ? Holy shit dude . If that was a 31 day month you spent like ... something around 32 % on xbox live . What do you do on there ? surprisingly even distribution of the races links works for me I just assumes it was part of the joke So you are saying that if you drink a soda you can get chlamydia in your urogenital system ..... My managers at walmart did the same when I was in school for engineering . I then proceeded to fail the walmart application test the next summer 2nd highest comment by BreakfastDjs made me notice the guy's eyes around 0:50 . Go full screen and look at the eyes of the guy holding the blue ribbon / thing in the background ... For some reason I read these in Tim Allen's voice . Are you talking in third person ? Woah , I've never heard of this before Exactly ! He's not * catching * her , he's * dragging her off the building ! * You lived in Japan for 2 years and you never went to China ? You didn't know this probably due to the same reason you call the lines by their colors . Uh ... the guy who shot this stuff ... he's involved right ? he knew this was coming ? newb here but isn't HIIT the other way around ? 2parts high intensity 1part rest ? or am doing it wrong ? The Theremin ! ! ! Romantic and creepy ! ! ! Yes , because no woman ever chooses to be in porn . I haven't played it yet , so I don't know what I'm " spoiling " How has it been posted before ? It's an original . As in , personally happened to me . ouch , now i see what you did there Seconded . The first time I tried the 20 minute run ( W5D3 ? ) I was jogging too fast and ultimately couldn't finish . My heart was racing ( < 200 bpm Yet he forgot to do the guy on the left ? ! it doesn't look real " So what subreddits to you browse ? " is usually my go to question Are you trolling ? Or are there actually women like this ? Why would I pay for something on the Internet Holy crap ! There were more TEST pilots on our " side " than Nulli secunda combatants . That's exactly where my mind went when I read that ! I You needed aderall to write 1500 words in 4 hours ? strong and powerful he's 1 step away from taking over the world Who is RGrocks and why does he know everything about me ! ! ... is ASCII porn ? WTF ? Japan is Muslim thank you to the 2 people that subb'd ... I guess How did you get this ? I want it ... I would like to see usa vs usa , would be interesting . I also have an Ibanez . We seriously have pretty much the same set up . Wow .. i get more hair on my face after just a single day We had one of those at Queen's last semester ... I wrote " the cake is a lie " on it It's better than not feeling it . Oh okay . CSB Time : Went to work and left my computer open to Word.Cat had laid on the keyboard so long that I came home 8 hours later to 1000 blank pages . With intermittent stuff like " oirooooooooooooir 5555 " ..... 200 blank pages .... " ppppppppp " 200 blank pages ... " i will kill her " .... 200 blank pages ... ( ... Who doesn't remember it might be a better question . How is the sacking of a city ( in which the library is intentionally destroyed ) accidental Hottest trap ever .. why do I feel so funny Ants are freaking scary man ... And the wingnuts still refer to soccer as a commie sport is that an underboob piercing ? ? was crazy boy does torture to . gee really ? i would've never thunk it . Am I the only one who wondered why the psychiatrist being female was mentioned in the title ? Not sure . It is pretty scary though . Maybe you scared somebody Is it weird that I find her / him attractive ? I know ... Can't believe a photo of your mom can get 6000 votes at Reddit # # # # # # HongUn rocked Jinro in that second game A Top Gear wallpaper ? ! Why the hell would you want those twats on your desktop ? ! Got Alex Albrecht . How obscure is that ? ! yeah that'll fix things . Go for it I'm sure I would be ... horses can't vomit ... hmm hope the community lasts Does the XXL London mean XXL people or XXL dicks ? OR SOMETHING ELSE Girl here : It's considered good bathroom etiquette to keep not only the seat down , but also the lid . Not only does it look better that way , but that is the toilet's original position . Also you guys ALSO use the seat down when you take a dump . Unless you are one of those rare people who do not I thought you had a girlfriend .... That chick is skeletal ! It's 50 gas lol .. You don't even have to chronoboost it , and it reduces the build time drastically for every army unit he's going to build Dat bokeh What did you do in at the end of april We're not reckless ? And apparently that is supported in the literature . I am taking a course titled Positive Psychology . It is like pop psychology with science behind it . I don't see how it would ! nvm ... Reddit was refusing to display your post . It wasn't there before , I swear ! TIL I made a repost without knowing it It's there by default on Vista and 7 I thought Would love to join you guys if the gf was up to it Uh ... give us some context of why you wish to not keep living ? ( And what is this business about killing someone else too ? What the hell was that ? nice to hear I'm [ 7 ] and what is this ? ? Thermostat currently reads 49 and it's only 9 o'clock loving the old worn metal looks Was not expecting that .. I do ... almost every time . God damn mine is usually about a 3.5 ... what if we're already friends Wait , you're a Ravens fan and you wrote about Green Bay ? wooooow he looks a lot like his dad I still cut my fucking hands to ribbons . They should build nuclear shelters out of that shit Jesus fucking christ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! That is my uncle and his girlfriend on the bike ... Uh , if you want me to remove it okay , but I wasn't trying to steal your readers , just showing them where most people was . I don't earn money by sending people to my subreddit I'm a newbie . I remember a time I found a scorpion under the toilet AFTER I had used it . Wow ... Me too ! hmmm nice point - if one is into dow fluff and all , go for dow 2 else sc2 is a better option as far as longetivity goes Over $ 4 today in LA / Answer : " The package compiles on Java 1.2 " That table is awesome . I find it odd that so many people have upvoted this . Who ? ! I would say that the best thing to do is probably start a new character . I started playing again for the first time in like 4 years as well ( like 2 weeks ago ) , and when I logged into my old warlock i was pretty much like Wait a minute . The CIA had insect sized UAV's in the 70 ' s ? Couldn't take it anymore More like an ontological knowledge database that connects everything you and the Internet can muster together , linking it all up Oh no ... internet and IRL are colliding My games have been getting longer since they rebalanced things for shorter games ... My last game last night was 70 minutes . I let it slip to a female friend that I thought her ridiculously huge boobs had implants . Did she slap me ? No , instead she had me grope them to prove that they were real , major Why does she bite that woman's ass and why is it all bruised / purple ? I would buy that on launch day . How do you know my name I kept saying " smelt fart " I was already a fan of your blog . Just realized today that you're a Redditor ! ! That makes you more awesome than I'd originally anticipated . Hmm ... It's not that hard ... Definitely easier than the originals . I read titties . Those arms Wow I'm glad you made that edit . I thought you had kids How the fuck would a cow make horses ? Rosa Parks was wrong all along ! I'm betting she was cooler than you before the tattoo . holy balls ... is that how long you stayed hotboxing after it was done ? holy moly thats north For someone not very deep in the cannabis culture what does the glass booth do ? john the ripper , john.pot , jack the ripper , jackpotden , having celiac and being paraplegic are the same thing ? Sounds like Fight Club 3-4 hours a week is not casual for training strength at all More like ( - 2 ) COFFEE How did I not know this existed ? ? O_O_O _ Back when I had an Iphone , I called them for help with my internet , and they transferred me to their Iphone help desk . Nope , this is salvi - rubshfahshtisl I see what you did there ! It looks really cool , except for the fact that the soccer ball looks suspiciously like a volleyball ... TotalBiscuit .... THE TotalBiscuit This really creeped me out . I was following you and agreeing . Until you said only 2 groups and then went on to describe a third group . Heh ... Reminds me of another twist on the ' nontraditional'--a friend of mine wasn't really much for jewelry ... So her hubby bought her an engagement * horse * instead ... Brackets looking amazing ! Whenever I am in a situation with someone I don't know yet ( granted I'm sure you want to maintain a good relationship with your SO's mother ) and blood is involved I act like nothing has happened . I was at a casino once and went into the rest room and started throwing up blood ( it happens ) and this guy next me is like ... That isn't exactly any more faith-inspiring than the idea of Sony being a big evil villain . You're saying it's not simply evil but completely incapable of being good even if it's fake , it's still pretty scary I thought it was just for removing ear wax . More ear wax than * should * be removed , but still . What else do people claim it cures ? This + Acid = Wait , there are achievements in sc2 ? bridge troll ! I know old folks who always insist on tossing a coin or some tobacco as payment into the water when crossing bridges to keep the trolls happy I still get MCAT nightmares , 2 years later . I usually dream that I get to the end with a few seconds to spare and go to the ' review ' screen only to find out I totally skipped an entire page / section of questions . yes , i would hope that they did some mathematical calculations before strapping people to big rockets It sure as fuckin shit is now ! FUCK ! Awesome pantshit material right there man ! Balls of pure fuckin ' STEEL to go over to that door why in the hell is that site so effing slow ? is there a mirror or some other site that's USA friendly ? ? what .... the fuck ... did i just watch ? Have you done any nude scenes yet ? Do you plan to ? Will you ? Send me naked pictures ... I think you are way off base . I wasn't arguing basis of any law . I was just saying why I would vote yes rather than no . I am not sure why you even involved law into this . want < Makes me even more afraid of posting old male pictures of me . I look like a serial killer in them . Hell , friends used to tease me about being a loan shark collector . My mouth started watering the instant I knew what it was my dream house omg When I was car shopping in 1998 , I refused to look at anything that got less than 25 MPG city . I still have the same car , paid in full , and it astounds me to talk to co-workers ( for instance ) who still single-driver commute in vehicles that get ~ 15 MPG highway , especially after the crazy stuff oil prices have done since 1998 . The phenomenon you describe is correct , but your explanation is incorrect . By waving in front of you while running you scare away the ozone molecules in the air , thus lowering the wind resistance . Under pressure - you're waving at them with a knife after all - ozone molecules break down from * * O = O-O * * to * * Or are they ? Ha ! Pretty accurate for most people but not me . I have tattoos on my hands and forearms and I do have a ( well paying ) job that pays taxes . Red pill ? or Green pill ? OMG , * this * . Excellent find , KidCharlem . I agree with your position , but not exactly with the way you went about expressing it IT'S A BLANKET MONSTAH ! RUUUN ! because text in an image is Fun to read ... Why was the duct tape necessary ? How's the demography of atheist ? Isn't white overrepresented ? * looks at top and bottom of the list Depression is common for indie devs ? Damn , that's saved me a DAE thread Who's he telling to drive him closer ? Surely not the driver whoah your dad sounded hardcore I'm 29 and boyf tell me I sleep sometmes with my eyes WIDE open a lot , it creeps them the fuck out , even worse when i sleeptalk while doing it That makes it scarier . I will shit in pants if I saw that thing Came in here to say this . I don't see what the metric system being mainstream has to do with being Korean . didn't know i was scared of heights until i saw this As opposed to no glove RED SPY ... Where do you cook ? Holy Jesus fuck that thing has a cockroach for a tongue I thought it was a fireball O wow , thanks for the screenshot . I just found another bug - you do realize the company titles on there are supposed to be in all caps in a different font ? How come it doesn't show on yours Huh ? You know I have been drunk with some of my really good friends but I have never wanted to take a shoot from there ass .... Hillary Clinton isn't an elected official Maiko . Thanks . I thought that was right . I wonder how it ended up " Maika " in my phone . TIL the Secret Service can field a hockey team I can't believe people actually drink that stuff . Don't they know it's POISON ! Is she naked ? This shit just went meta . The Claymore Funtage crossed paths with the RCXDoob . Where do you live and what is this magical channel ? The bridge on this doesn't even have slots Dude ... No offense , you look like John C . Reilly my dad has a german WWII helmet my grandfather brought back , its got a nice big hole in the front What the fuck did we all just read ? ... You're not that Indian girl from that youtube video with the two crazy Christian girls , are you holy fuck ; worse.paragraph.ever Didn't think about it until now , now I wont be able to sleep ... Thanks a bunch ... Looks like a fucking horse . If i was a parent I could accept everything at that age except for the stretched earlobes .. as thats something that is irreversible - and you don't do anything irreversible that young o_O piercings are fine , but stretched earlobes .. yeh whoa link to that celery vid pls This is just fucking sick .. Seriously .. I'm sorry , that I can't offer any real advice to you .. I've lived my life with socialitsed healthcare , so it hurts my brain to think , that a patient woul have to sell he's belongings ... For insulin Can I choose too After " boobies " I tried " Fuck yeah sexy time " . Mods are worth that much ? Too long Look.Low - levels justify the high level players.That ' s the reality of their existence.They must accept it Salzburg won't have any of that KFC and Pizza Hut devilry ! But shitloads of McDs though That made me hold my breath TIL that people who are half mexican half irish look almost entirely irish I couldnt do this job , because I DO know how to drive stick , and I'd never ever ever ever want to get back in my car after a corvette or occasionally tricked out Porsche Of course that means that the magnum rifle is one of the most effective close range weapons Yup , sounds like minecraft to me You obviously dont get the point . It's not about Facebook , it's about people's feelings about you dying and although you think it's all fun and games you don't know that it wont fuck with someones life in a way . Dude , make up a cool story about fucking a rockstar or stealing Paris Hiltons bday cake Okay , you're working some freaky voodoo shit , man . I predict 3-2 to Barca with Messi scoring twice and Nasri and Arshavin scoring I didn't realize Indy was considered the bible belt I had this happen to me once . I wound up splitting my time between the 2 jobs for about 2 weeks before the new boss put his foot down and made me stick to my new job . 8 months later the new boss quit and I got his job Because it's shit / funny and I want to talk about it . Why do you ask ? Are you some sort of detective or what ? Or no , wait .. I am actually Sylvester Stallones secret social media spammer & try to get some reddit votes to his Twitter profile . I think you should have your eyes checked ...... I'm definitely misunderstanding some things . This is usually when my brain gets overwhelmed , I bail out on buying anything because I can't figure out what I need , cannot compute what I don't know and what I need to know . That dog will give me nightmares that wanker yelling at those little boys was kinda like this for me I think you should see a doctor if your vagina is your mouth . It took me two full days to look at the whole thing . Are you trying to tell me that Dos Equis is really Bear Grylls ' urine ? Who eats mayonnaise sandwiches ! ? That would be extra-creepy if he was thinking about * * us * * when he saw the bomb Yup , this is where my fear of clowns , forks and toast came from Regina rhymes with fun ? I agree ! Once I went totally bare and looked down there and thought Unless this is a repost , why did this not reach the front page Scary . You live 18 miles from me . wow ! ! thats a rescue ! ? ! who in the hell would let that dog go ! ! you're looking at a $ 1k + puppy Please let him play through and dont guide him through the levels I_RAPE_CATS is a wellingtonian ? Dude , how the HELL did you clean it so thoroughly ? ? My bong has never been buried and even though I try to clean it constantly it's never THAT clean That is actually a video on youtube Not the first time I have heard that phrase ...... you can order a sign ? His face looks like this : I don't get it . I don't know anybody who prefers to watch the " reality " crap they show nowadays .. who are these people , and why are they watching it ? They're learning camouflage . Oh shit Ahhhh , NPH is soo awesomeee ! ! ! <3 I would be smiling for a week if he would do an IAmA ! I saw this happen all the time in the subway in Shanghai . I always laughed that people call Americans lazy , and then I was the only one to take the damn stairs when the escalator was packed the internet never ceases to shock me . Under stress you can certainly hear it , there is no sound deadening or panels between you and the fans , but ultimately it really isn't that loud . You can see above that under full heavy brutal load the fans are at about 50 % power , the cooljag fan can run hard enough to actually heat up the fan's hub Oh my god , it's fucking Clinton Triangulation all over again . Just goes to show how good they are , I had no idea they even existed You know I've never seen a building get constructed from nothing ... I am living in a lie ! It's a jockey ! OH MY GOD ! It's RIDING him ! There actually was an ass to ass scene Wait , I'm I to assume you can interact with other people playing Pokemon via emulation on BBs ? yea i saw that too ... So ... tame ... huh . they do do this I typed Finland and got a picture of the city I live Came to say this , came again . This has to be one of my top 5 fave AMA's ever . If only because of how you carry yourself ( and because it's sexy as hell ) , . you know what you're doing and it was very informative , up until today I really just thought it was a myth ! I do admit I will be very cautious if my boyfriend decides he wants to go to massage parlors though Seriously , it's so annoying . People on here called me a hipster for having glasses and wearing a hoodie . Fact - Barcelona have dominated their opponent in possession in every Champions League game since 2006 ! ! WOW . " Please don't show me that at this point in time . " Sheep murderer ! Well , I gather definitely American .. but not from the NE .. and not from the Mid-West ( Ohio , so East-Mid-West .. That comic made my brain hurt ... so many conflicting styles ! I clicked this after seeing the Wil Wheaton and Ken Jennings picture , so for a second the title of the article made me go Its awesome Why do I keep hearing a million accents .. I got British , French and Middle Eastern . The original told of my past and present . The [ fixed ] told of my planned future ... this is a great idea How many levels are there ? Auto racing isn't a sport ? Right up to the moment you are sitting on a couch and the Senator stands next to you with his junk all hanging out . Don't ruin my only hobby . Damn , that one was HARD ! ! ! ! ! ! One thing that irks me about that movie is the fact they are down shifting to 3rd to make a pass at speed . You sir have just reminded me of the first video game I ever played through . I was like 6 . I love you longer than i would like to admit You ladies make me sick , getting to enjoy Seattle . Tricities . Twilight zone ... Why was this posted in / r / gaming ? and what does it have to do with Mario ? then that would be god testing your faith Are you a wizard ? What the fuck kind of sentence is that ? wow , impressive I just realized that the up arrow is orange Yes , I am in one of those two areas . TIL America doesn't have proper sugar in its Coca Cola . Shame about the moustache ! Those eyes why not do it in the bathroom ? or in bed at night in the dark ? What ... and how did r / relationships get onto my reddits I'm listening to Smooth Criminal ( albeit the Alien Ant Farm version ) and as I read your comment that part of the song played . I havent laddered since 3 zvz in a row the other week .... and the lsat time before that i had 5 games of all zerg . Is it only getting worse ? Hrm ... So Bush conducted Iraq largely off the off the books based on lies and deceit ( a blank check , if you will ) , but Obama is bound to checks and balances and thus cannot close Guantanamo . Mmkay . I see what you mean . Take a breath what was his reason ? Was it him who told you she probably had genital warts ? if so how did he find out ? Can't tell if trolling . Blurted reaction : I'd wear that ! regardless of the flaw in his logic , he is the boss . sometimes I feel that it's flaws like this that get people into those positions What happens when you turn the car off ? That's odd , have you tried various versions of the catalyst driver ? I have a Radeon HD 5850 with an i7 , and it works flawlessly on maxed settings . major clapping pause at the end omg thanks , and Adrian Pasdar was the main star ? I decided to give it shroud and reduce splashability . Because it doesn't kill creatures , I think it can stand to gain that boost . It's super uncontrollable , which I think makes sense as a seriously blue creature . I was thinking meat . We're all made of meat . My god ... when i saw Cubchoo I could not stop thinking of the kids in Zelda Windwaker Holy balls , TIL about findagrave.com One of the greatest ents to ever walk the earth ... ? Predator looks like a giant fuckin otter evenews 24 was given a document that contained all the customers that purchased isk from a RMT site . It gives names , and amounts ( one guy spent over 7000 $ over the course of his purchases . You do ? I thought just need an internet connection in Britain I made those edits immediately after posting . It's not some intentional ploy Unfortunately , my boyfriend , who is a keyboardist for a band , had a gig that night , and he forgot ALL of his power cords . So I had to hop in the car , drive a half hour to his house , hop back in the car , drive 2 hours to the gig place . Riot will ban Janna players ? LIZARD PEOPLE ...... they are among us How does having no shame get you a 2.5 octave vocal range ? ill stand with you on this one sir , as it seems you are one of the only other people that enjoyed it That wasn't a whopper i had one of those scans this weekend ... and they still did the pat down on my leg DAE think that thing looks like an incredibly creepy sex toy ? The worst I got was from a FUCKIN HUGE transman who was 30 ( to my 18 at the time ) and just getting ready to go on T . Nice enough , but he told me to start shaving the fuzz from my face ... without explaining how to properly shave . Glad I had a good friend with me who saw me messing about and stopped me from messing up my face with dollar store razors & soap .... dont forget life in glass house Yeah that's cool and everything but I don't see hALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD ! Really ? How hard can it be ? Racism is the stereotyping of the members of a race . The scary part is that that poster has had that account for a year Yorkshire . That has been the cheapest I have found to be honest and is a little out of the way place . Most places are 1.26- 7 or there abouts . I saw a 1.32 the other day who is danieltosh ? Gnome devs working hard to keep that craptastic reputation . It opens the gate of hell What is Ash wednesday anyway ? I'm European , I've never heard of it before Reading one of those threads , I discovered there's a Jib_Explaining_guy . The first thing * * * I * * * noticed was the bars on the door and windows ... how did this make the front page ... Nope , it will still be effective so long as it isn't out for more than three hours at a time . If you don't know this , you really should do more research on your own birth control . The longer I stare ... They'd have to hire 1 per register instead of 1 per door . That's worth a little inconvenience ! do you think her waning popularity has anything to do with our No Palin February ? I mean , a lot of people ignored the rule ( Changed what ? Wait ... that actually * is * Charlie Sheen ? ! ? Paul Walker is 37 ! Woah ! One of my UChicago grad school buddies had mentioned a few times that one of her friends started boobquake . Guess it's you . Wait till I tell her ! Small world . LOL @killamcbills I can't really disagree with you there ! nice . I just spit coffee all over my macbook . Thanks . Proprietary camera batteries I dont know if you have changed things from the last beta , but my one minor gripes is that firefox , though tabs now seem to be " on top , " it's still below the title bar . chrome incorporate the " title bar " into the tabs bar . Anything else and it's redundant in this day in age , imo I typed in cars could fly Thank you for being the first person I've seen on reddit to know of Bozo the Clown . I swear to god I shouldn't get so many weird looks when I re-rack to a straight line . " Why do you like a line ? " " I watched too much Bozo the Clown as a kid . " " Who's that ? " What the ? ! Mesmerizing . This is the first SAP I've seen that I don't relate with . Why do this ? Is it to try to compensate , and hide your feelings ? If it had been right & left instead of top & bottom you could just have read lane instead line in addition and it would really make sense but is it bigger on the inside ... ? A little of both ... Gay stem cells Yeah , I've got to agree with this . I'm a lady , and the first time I met this friend if a friend , he made a rape joke . We told him that wasn't cool , and he started ARGUING with us about why it was perfectly fine . When I insisted it wasn't , he asked me if I had ever been raped There is a Beatles song that does this ... put your mp3 player on shuffle and be prepared to freak . The one day I went to visit the Falkirk Wheel in Scotland , it broke down . Actually , I do . The creepy albino without eyebrows . Wow , that's a lot of cherries ! Looks delicious . I cry a little inside each time I see someone remove the cherries from their cheesecake saying how they only love the cream cheese part What's a shithawk ? as opposed to fish ? oh my gawd , he's skinny ! i hope this is a throwaway account ! As horrifying as it is , people have been killed by nail clippers . I saw it in a documentary about a famous prison riot in the US ( I don't remember when , exactly ) , but apparently one of the escapees held a guard down and slowly clipped through their neck . Yeah . Dude , you were raised a Boilermaker and are now a Jayhawk . I was raised a Jayhawk and am now a Boilermaker . WHOA . Aha , no , that rumor isn't true . At least not that I'm aware of What else do you use them for in PvT ? Why is this a thing ? Perfect , absolutely perfect * Without * using the keyboard ... But ... its not the same at all Did I just see a flaming boat ram a car off the highway ? Yesterday my wife told me the guy who plays Sheldon Cooper on Big Bang Theory is nearly 40 Dude . Fuck living in a subduction zone ! Is it wrong that I upvoted this ? cause I didn't think it deserved the hype , so I got a bone to pick . Yes it was impressive what they did on the budget , and a great concept , but to pull a quote from the films sparse dialogue " biologist ... what kind of word is that anyway " Why the hell were you using a grass type on it ? That's what they want you to think ! HOLY SHIT , Monty Python and the Holy Grail had scenes shot in the woods opposite my house ... I'm even staring at them straight out of my window right now Poor thing Your instrument ... ? woh .. I see it now . Hey I already said that ! * bonk on head * almost forgot I'm at work for the next 20 minutes , but when I get home , oh god I'm fucking there I'm not sure if it's a bad thing , but I like it as well Just for reference : Bo is 120lbs . Is that normal for a Lab ? What if ... they DO ? ( I saw scooby doo , in the local fast food place How old is she ? She looks like a girl at my high school did this just cause damage to me this is simon I kind of look like the guy on the right uh no that only works the other way around . guys dont need girls to be validated Me , too That was ... shockingly succinct and in line with how I feel about this issue lol you dont have nearly enough Blinding is right . Those strobes . she has a bag ? Wow , really ? Just by the way they dressed alone you can tell he's not from the same social class . I mean what's up with that guys shirt and pants I've always conceptualized zebras as having black stripes no man I made it out of swedes DEAR GOD that's a lot of green ! holy crap are you living in my apartment ? that looks almost exactly like my kitchen I'll try that Good stuff . I also had never realized how short his arms actually are horse porn But it's just .. bad Thx . My CVs went on my ' 91 Accord at over 200k , so I guess that's not too bad . My problem was that the replacements died almost immediately . My mechanic rocks , and he put in better ones , and for FREE . My ex went to him for years and years . ( PLUG : Carworks in Lee , NH ) He was very helpful when a balljoint SHEARED off a year later . Is this a repost ? Holy hell . That was a lot better than I thought it'd be . Can I see a link if you are saying it is a repost ? I just joined today . Heels and mini skirts you say ? ? ? There needs to be a 4D movie inspired by that maybe ... maybe that is the original but .. you can only see like a half inch of it And Scott Walker is so mature .... 47 seconds Fastest ninja edit ever Some people like to have strangers look at their privates . my reaction : " wtf this is'nt minecraft related ... I managed to get rid of it by filling up a bucket at the very top , but it still baffles me why it was there in the first place . I even did a reverse-seed generate on my map and went to the same spot . No water spire ! I'm 95 % positive the only thing I've done in that area is travel by boat . What ? What did they start selling these my reaction : " wtf this isn't minecraft related ... Um ... where does it say that Yerp - And if you don't care about comments , jeers , etc - may I ask what the point of this post is ? Are you not then a hypocrite for actually giving a shite when you stated you didn't but do ? The look on Amy's face . Microwaves have menus If you've grown up around technology long enough you'll say " back in the day " before you're 21 . This hit me one day when talking about graphics cards and shader clocks . My first graphics card was a GeForce 4 Ti4400 . How hardware guys above 30 haven't gone absolutely bat shit insane puzzles me , and the fact I'll be one of them in 7.5 years makes me . . . My blind cat always jumps on my desk and wants to play like that . Usually she chooses an item from the desk , throws it on the ground and waits for me to put it back on the desk and so on . She could probably go on like this for hours Goddamn it . It's like you know me , or something . Never considered drying your ass first then ? oooo , just started in to TW , almost 1/2 through the 1st series , must rewatch this ep ! ( At first I thought you were talking Daniel Tosh , that would've been a You know both of them . Are you stalking me ? I think you are confusing the word " edible " for the word " eatable . " hmm might try that It's mixed kind of low , but if you know hear the sound at the beginning of the first video , just concentrate to hear it , I suppose . Met a woman celebrating completion of her Masters .. she was pretty trashed , rightfully so .. Had a date , noticed a wine fridge in her kitchen .. potential . Next date she mentioned it took Gin to get her through her Masters program .. ONE bottle .. Kári actually , and i'm male And we have more Turks I've found that either ghost or a supressor does the job oddly enough . Pairing them works super too , but as long as you keep on moving and they're not using ( too many ) UAV's you're just fine . Right now , and this is on the PC , I encounter tons of games where minutes can go by without an UAV being up I ... I'm pretty sure this is the first time in the history of the Internet that someone is using P2P software for a legal purpose . My friend . a got his degree in comp sci and comp engineering , his girlfriends mom was some hot shot for a local health company that pays well and so most of the programmers end up going there . She made over 120k a year admittedly and his second year of college had to call him to help her set up a home network . Are they all in one guild ? Seriously , on my server Nath ( which used to be high pop ) Horde is heavly favored but there are more than 100 ppl on at a time ( except at night ) . Is Demon Soul low pop and 100:1 ratio Same ... I do realize it , and don't really care though The whole EP is mind-blowing Why would you think about it ? Odd . I just double-checked and ShootMe is , indeed , the app that I'm using . I haven't rooted the device but I've used the app successfully on multiply occasions That's three words and an emoticon . ‎ ( > Been smoking resin for over a week now . But a few times i have gotten resin with some hash in it . After a few hits of that ... my face : ( O_O I didn't ever think of that . Holy . Shit . Holy shit Holy crap ! I would've thought you were talking about my house if not for the fact that I live a max station down from you and lack an indoor bike rack . I was white-knuckled the entire video . The cameraman was flirting too close to the edge of that water for my comfort . oh ... i forgot about the xp while picking herb / mining . thanks for reminding Poor sap's name is Jason Moorehead I must've missed the " Narrated by Brendan Fraser ? ? ? You have a sexy voice , dude . I always wondered if their music was in a completely different frequency range to us and if we'd even be able to hear it . What if they * hear * in a different frequency range and the only way we can communicate is by written expression ? Fun fact : Kentucky holds the record at 60 seasons . You have 19 years to catch up . Set to maim ... not capture . Small ? Funny . I have never heard of this song . OCD overload . Must . Correct . Grammar . ! ! ! ! Well , there goes fishing from my list of things to do .... What is substitute ? BUT ... how do you design new bills ? ! Wait .. Fargo is a real place ? Wait .. Fargo is a real place ? SO MUCH KARMA ! ~ Ok , now I have to know how were you able to demonstrate it without automatically turning it into a hyperlink hidden under a phrase the build up with the music is fucking intense ! Not even when you have a good team comp , and all 9 others have locked in ? Someone married a South African woman when he had an option ? Passengers . Are . Cargo . ( I'm having huge major deja-vu with this whole post . i could live off 300k for 10 years at least . I think that pretty much proves It's really sad because even when I try to pick other teams when filling out my bracket , I end up with Florida winning it all . Haha what worries me is if they really changed it or not Pretty sure this is just generic cartoon music . Also , yes , how on earth did you mistake German for Japanese ‽ Yeah ... I thought they didn't have any money ? Probably a troll but still adorable . how are your words so big what ? do you want to do it or not ? I love that you can see the cat ears in the third frame . LOVE IT ! ! ! * * Why did you need a throwaway for this ? Not thanatos 16 but we did run a small hotel for about 6 years and one of the funniest things I remember happening was a gal coming to the office saying she was a good friend of a couple that had just checked out and they left something in the room that she was there to retrieve . My mom took her down to the room and she reached under the bed , pulled out 3 massive sex toys like it was nothing , said thanks and left . My poor mom could only I just hold it when there is crap or blood on the seat I didn't know people ate eggplant raw UGH THATS EFFING CUTE Looks pretty good , but , Or ... you could just put " - inurl : tizag " in the search string ... dude , it looks LIKE your driveway . with eyes . I think that's either on a way more complex level of geek than I can currently grasp , or he didn't tell the joke right . Last I checked , radiation doesn't work that way . that is literally exactly what I was looking at " Because it's DELICIOUS ! " was my intended response , before I realized he was dunking the candy into a veritable toilet bowl of sugar . I did what ? Don't you use a finger to stimulate the clitoris ? Oh yes , THAT scene . I was 14 and And Matthew Fox hates acting sooooo much that he's starring in a West End production until May ... right . Because when I hate doing something , I just go full force and dive right in . What do you mean ? You don't think of lava when you think of cats ? what if asshole canadians put the american flag on their bags to avoid blowback , and the world actually hates canadians your naziism is now double ironic I don't understand the weird handle in 3rd panel . I made this face Alright but it's all your fault The Netflix comment was me saying that most Americans want a stress-free and relaxing life - they don't everyday to be filled with drama , especially after working all day . You're trying to change what I said into some comment about work ethic / potential . So we are in no way of a disagreement Yup , watched Big Show's DVD last weekend .. and now all of these Nice thumbnail Wtf was that thing to the right in the picture ? youre gold mangus .... GOLD That's the point , nobody else was there . Is that a police guy ? I don't know if its a good idea to take a picture and then post it on reddit .... But ... you are the OP ! An infant is an animal ? LOL - You think it takes [ only ] $ 1,000 to completely relocate to another country and start from scratch . Can you explain what is this about please ? Haha was screaming at him to planetary fortress him when he was floating it around , so satisfied when he did . Would just like to question if the silver league icon in the top right means these are in silver league ? This may be because I'm on the EU server , but I have friends that are in bronze and they would smash both of these as if it was diamond vs bronze MUST ... NOT ... BLINK ! Part of me wonders if this person is just trolling - and then i remember that they're reflecting the majority of America's ideals . Don't the Coke points expire ? where motherfucker ? I've got my passport all ready and have nowhere to go That's an awesome present i have heard that it is indeed a problem to give defibrilators to people without training , for the exact reason brinkofjon provides . which at least proves he's not making it up . unless he's me . * nose blowing * :D .... Who are you ? Haha so true , im drunk in 20 mins or less I did get shocked when I took some clothes out of the drier , that's a tiny lighting . This game is awesome . You should add more achievements and levels and keep updating it . Sort of like COD Fact was not fun . Its sort of like EVE , played trough the browser with unity web player ( graphics are good Unless ... Kayle AND Zilean supporting Trynd Hello American ) At first , thanks for your great work.And thanks for recomendation to listen Teargas & Plateglass.They are awesome How about some context ? I'm noticing that you should clean that bed off , and do a head down , ass up in those hot looking panties I have a 1080p framebuffer ( intel hd , on i5 - 530 ) but havent tried running 1080p video on it Ahh , I was wondering how you guys leveled up smurfs . Although ... I guess reginald is a different story and he was just grinding to get both his accounts super high ... She totally walked into that one . So ... this was kinda posted to bash.org years ago How much larger ? Yo MC Chris you played my house in lubbock , TX I think in 2005 and that shit was awesome ! People heard us for like 15 blocks from what I remember . Anyways no one ever believes we got to chill with you and that you played our house party ( it was totally fucking random how it came together I believe someone booked you to play some country western bar out there Well , my Adblock does .. Where you get yours ? This same bug happened to me last week , except I got a chat log from February of 2009 . Well , not legally but . . . listen , if you have to be told not to have sex with kids , you need help I can't give you . That's a tent , blood falls is huge ! Blind vikings will be scary to face though > A machine that is intelligent , that is " conscious " , but isn't sentient . Huh ? Why did they ban him for that movie ? ? are we all just getting old and are out of touch with new music trends or has every previous generation been right on how music has been getting progressively worse ? First-world problem , ZOMG . dang , must be a recent holarctic range expansion Me too . I was thinking 17 inches , wouldn't that be about the length of most human torsos ? Headlights on full blast amirite ? Yeah , oh and there's the scene where [ You decide " Now's a good time to have sex ! " after being severely electrocuted and cutting off your own finger while your son is slowly dying in a drainage hole filling up with freezing cold water . the biscuit one instantly made me but you said he was your favourite So you're mocking him for saying that then agreeing completely ? Is life as a senior citizen that awful that death will be refreshing ? ack . Rofl . The " I'm going to break up with you if you do that " excuse never works on me either . Agh ! ! You're story made me squirm soooo much Erm , wasn't this on a few days ago ? You're the only one I see trolling here . Btw , I'll be doing the occasional / who karma horde and reporting any names that violate the namiing policy . Might want to tell " sixinchsofty " to think of a new name Argh , my retinas ! It's been said ! Depends how short . If it's short like a man , then yes . But if it's still long enough to flow , but it's short enough to accentuate the neck ( like a bit shorter than shoulder-length ) , then Why would not being hit directly by sunlight matter at close distance wouldnt the heat conduct to these spots How does that motion GIF have a JPG extension ? They all do video acceleration What were you before you were Italy ? nice ! How exactly is that triangle block just .... hovering in place there ? O_O Last time I played my group had a bad egg and ended up killing it for us T_T but I would love to join if there are still spots open . Although I wont have my 3.5 book till after the weekend because I didnt think I'd need it at college Isn't that what the " Campaign " button is all about ? No waaaay ! Can they do that ? Wow , I get ~ 5 degrees of rotation . Can men ... can we rotate that much ? Who actually put bananas in the fridge ? No * Exorcist * ? No * American Werewolf in London * or * The Shinning * . feeling entitled and important is an insult to you ? I apologize , I am dyslexic I had to ..... work ... and about 500 replays for every map Friday May 13th ? Wrong fob . If the Vintage versions go for that much , how much are the Genuine versions ? When I pierced my nipple I got loled at aswell ... But no aww yea ... I feel cheated , my man boobs not good enough You should see the ones with 2 boys . At first I read this as Sarah Silverman * strip * - a-thon Your ... lips popped out of your boxers ? I think I saw a rage comic very close to this 6 hours ago You can do what now ? That happened near me . Yet to see Nine as due to a whole range of circumstances , I've been to the cinema about once in the last 6 months That's brilliant ! It's sad but also funny how such a different breed of players tend to play coop v ai games . I've had to carry more than a few games , and then people try to add me as friends Words fail me I wish I had worked on that movie , 1.75 m Euro each I don't know whether to downvote or upvote this . 2/10 ... You are pretty much a fatter version of emo Tobery Maguire during the SpiderMan scene . You need to stop shoving burgers down your throat and work out . I don't know if it is just a pose but your eyes go like this So .. erm .. still want your account ? Don't forget to mix it with cotton Wow ... I never thought about that . They broke the poor kid's jaw um ... Isnt she 12 ? ..... I don't know what to tell you dude . Maybe they're banking on the fact that someone who possibly has a few million dollars is stupid enough to click on one of their deals . .... Who are you even talking to , and about what ? I read that as ' excited her ' ... pulled from yelp , citing negativity ? Indeed those are some beautiful bikes . I especially love their Streetfighter RX . Then I saw the price and I was like TIL theres such a thing as a yardstick Same reason people watch TV news and also read newspapers . Also what trend ? Yeeah , I learned this once , too . But I'm not and have never been best friends with them . \ Most of the mommies I've seen that breast feed around others cover their chest and the babies head with a receiving blanket . You can really SEE anything . It seems like even if a woman was plopping her chest out without covering that you wouldn't see that much . Holy hell , I agree ! Why do you want Bethany to die ? What makes it better is the only things I buy from them are nuts and ball bearings . Chocoholic buffet Champions Online is free to play now . Everquest 2 Extended is a free to play edition with limited features , race-class . I had trouble finding quests and thought I was left with a grind . I think the internet just collectively crushed a child's hopes and dreams TIL Microsoft has a Digital Crimes Unit . I think I might have one , but there's no way I'll remember this conversation five minutes from now Hehe that's so cute . I'm also a girl but I'm definitely not super-lean or anything like that . A few weeks ago , I was talking to my dad and lifted my arm to scratch the back of my head . My dad was like , " Are you trying to show off your muscles or something ? " , which confused me . He put his hand around my arm and his face just went The video keeps loses it's audio randomly Its kind of creepy , I expect the guy to turn and stare at me with his big anime eyes All it does is turn everything brown subtitles looked ok to me . sometimes , say on a DVD , even better than the original DVD's ... into Aishwarya Rai ? It still haunts my nightmares . She knows about that one Little Sister I harvested ... but it was just to try it once , I swear ! I'm 23 and occasionally age gets brought up . They tend to make me feel like a grandpa your iPad has 342 more rows of pixels than mine ! OH MY GOSH ! Hahahahaha . That would be the best revenge in the world You need to run dedup on your home server ? For the love of all that is holy I agree that they think what they're doing is right , and that's why I get more sad and You know what ... I think this is the game MC rolled july over . RO32 this season ... Do you have any clue how fucking old this is ...... you're fantastic ... ... a little like nixon , almost . Thanks , I corrected the links . The portfolio links used to open a nice js " pirobox " that allowed you to see the images and galleries without leaving the site . For some reason it stopped working . The code is there , but when there's js involved , I'm like Wait , so I don't wanna finish this coffee for whatever reason . I just ask you to pour out the rest of it , but you have to hand me the empty cup back ? not joking [ 5 ] Buzz's real name is Edwin ? Personally , I think the frog should be facing the other way , so it's staring at you as you take a hit ... this may have 222 upvotes , but it has 22,000 views . That's because one person donated 1000 dollars . I won't say the guy lacked creativity in his designs ... but again , that doesn't mean he put a lot of effort into things . All of you people can't grasp that distinction . unless it's for culinary purposes Wow , they should check that hit out before sensing a horse to a birthday party I'd lick both your holes down there well , i THINK i wont be sleeping any time soon . thanks for that . How do you get that from what I said ? What's with the weird Chrome icon ? I can do that too i always assumed everyone could do it Scrubs did this soooo long ago . What I mean to say it , I liked this joke before it was cool but ... cooking processes tend to change flavors dramatically . i'd think that you'd need to know more than just the ingredients to be able to figure out the flavor of the dish . Uh yes . She's trying to ruin someone else's life . Stolen ? How ? When was this ? which day isn't a day for Terran ? I'm seriously confused that you bothered to refute the ridiculous point I made in my joke post . Is it just me or does Minnie say ' goddamnit ' at 5:34 ? Wow . I'm still sad that I can't play any DS games until I get a new DS :( And yeah , it's kinda scary how many years ago Pokemon started , since it seems like just yesterday I was getting into fights over pokemon cards I was recently trapped on a plane for 20 minutes or something * AFTER LANDING * I'm not trolling Is that Brentalfloss ? I would say that this feels like circlejerk , but it seems more like metacirclejerk ... pleasure cow ? It wasn't until I was 22 that I realized new shoes weren't supposed to be loose when you bought them . Every pair of shoes I'd ever had were bought a size larger ( or more ) than needed so I had room to grow . Turns out I'm a size 6 1/2 , not an 8 . Silly yank . I nearly shat myself for a full 15 seconds before I realized the numbers in the legend were in centimeters After wearing a 34B and being forever uncomfortable , I found out I was a 28D Nice find , took me back :) 1995 , wow More like What is this ... Java Flash he speaks of ? I will never watch youtube videos the same way again I don't blame you That picture kind of makes us Americans out as the master race You can get through the whole level without killing a single person . I tried this when I first picked up the game , after having read all the controversy . I just fired randomly over the heads of people to make it look like i was one of the group ( not needed in game , but hey , I was role-playing being deep in cover ) , and then I grabbed a riot shield and let my NPC " allies " fight off the Russian Forces . It takes a damn long time , though I am the opposite There was a story ? This is scary . I'm a 21 - year-old Korean chick . Here is a woman who is my mother's age , but looks like she could pass for one of my classmates . At first I was like I just tried a run through , and after about 6-7 minutes , found myself at the start . This is going to be tricky Awesome , what texture pack is that ? Sort of , there's also cost-of-living factors to take into account ( workers in NY are going to inflate that numbers while workers in Oregon will deflate those numbers a bit ) . Perhaps per capita in each state nobody can be so stupid Hahaha ... oh man . I'm pretty far behind My direct ancestor was a fairly important British explorer in Africa . I didn't mention it when he came up in class , but when I mentioned to my professor after class that I will eventually inherit all of the things he brought back from his journeys ( although most is in the museum ) , he was very # # # # # # Jinro just showed the best control I have ever seen My family and I were traveling a few years ago , waiting around in a busy airport to go home to Boston . Somehow we mentioned our last name ( let's say it's Smith - our last name , however , is not hugely common ) in some story , and a guy comes up to us and he says " Excuse me , did you say your last name is Smith ? " We say yes , and he goes " What a coincidence ! My name is Tim Smith ! " Then we were all sort of Mine was compromised a few months back too , it was hella weird . I was actually in the middle of playing , and would get logged out every ten seconds . Thought it was just connection trouble until I logged back in to find a level 1 character I hadn't created . Wait .. your supposed to wash them ? We did a whole bunch of things there ... went to a carpet factory , a ceramics factory , ate some great food , saw some of the cave churches and things . We saw one of the underground cities - turns out there are a huge number of them , and they even think that there are underground links between then major ones Upvoted ! OMG ! Me too ! Holy cripes you're a Starcraft fan ? ! How do you manage to reddit and Starcraft at the same time And pregnant Girl with a metal guitar it was like one of those abstract anime movies with no subtitles So you're telling me it's more practical to invest 900 minerals in making a wall ( with 3 rax unable to rally * into * your base , mind you ) than to just spend those minerals on a few extra bunkers loaded with marines ? I like I just got back into M : tG . I don't have the money for this . People seem to pay more attention to the afterthought of my comment I don't know whether to be honored or creeped out . I have a cyberstalker ? Context : I have a 1.5 Mbps connection with AT & T DSL , usually only get like 150kbps downloads . I recently wiped my harddrive and installed Windows 7 , and had to redownload stuff . I download the client downloader , and made it download , then in 8 minutes it pops up saying it finished download You obviously don't see me in there then . That doesn't answer his question . I grew up in Holland and people don't even know it because my English is good - until I break out in Dutch and then it's like So ... what you're saying is that if a 14 year old " man " rapes a man , we'd be all " they prolly don't want you there anyway I do the same thing . I just gave an exam where a student determined that , if one doubles the pressure of a gas at room temperature while keeping the volume constant , the gas reaches a temperature of 10 ^ 26 Kelvin . Interesting . I live here in the West Coast ( BC ) and I've never seen milk in a bag Upvote for your user name At first , I thought the puppies ' spines were worms what i really dislike is people praying to a lobster , because it has coincidental markings that make it appear like the virgin mary is on it . i mean , why not pray to a condom damn youre gonna have to move up here to canada now lol .. how does that work down there in the states ? do you actually have to pay for all / some of that 200k ? insurance covers it ? I'd be fine with asking a girl out to dinner etc ( not so much with cafes since I have no experience with them ) . Hosting a party sounds pretty ominous A model UN would be quite awesome , but my browsing through the uni forums hasn't uncovered anything like that . Maybe I'm not looking for these groups properly you mean , he bathed WITH you ? So its the Saturday night after the pokemon release , me and my 2 buddies are sittin around and we're like fuck .... I miss pokemon . * Cue all of us looking at each other in silence When I got my first computer , the first game I had was a FPS called Mortyr . I didn't know that you could use the mouse to aim , I just used the keyboard . Then one day I accidentally bumped into the mouse , my face : Making right turns on red ? ( Just moved here and getting into the habit of defending it after years of knocking it Yeah , the whole thing is pretty mind-boggling . A Psy . D . is definitely a good choice , especially because you get to actually help people . As for myself I'm in ROTC so I have to spend a couple years in the Air Force after I graduate . I actually find out what my job will be next Monday You found one of the only people to use their mouse on the left side of their computer ! ? After playing almost 900 hours of tf2 i only just worked out there was an option for ' quick weapon switch ' Awesome . That seems to be a good business model to get people starting out using it . $ 99 isn't too bad for a fully usable program , whereas $ 6700 for the full thing is a little less affordable . I spent a couple hundred on the steam sales at the end of last year ... Haven't touched any of them since my $ 20 Minecraft . This might actually be a good idea You think their treatment of a black girl is bad - you should see them board a train Open 10 links , get to this one , think " wtf am I looking at , better check the the comments ... " Wouldn't it just be easier to gradually install PV cells on the offices ? how the hell do you shit in the front That is really sad ! dude , I feel for you . You know what bugs me , when I go to resturaunt , and on the menu one of the vegetarian dishes sounds really tasty , and I order it , people are like " dude your not a vegetarian ? " and I'm like " sooooo ? Try telling them the vines growing all over their walls need to be trimmed . You get this look : Are you spying on me ? Disregard , after watching the full reel ... I know who you are Yeah ... especially because it was a Vietnamese restaurant . It is a sneaky little drink though . Seems so sweet , until you stand up to go and So in that case which way is North ? ... Then why are you in / r / Minecraft ? Back when I had my 2G Iphone , for some reason , it mysteriously dropped all the network information and wouldn't retrieve it . I called up T-mo and explained , and was told : " hold on while I switch you to our Iphone help desk A miniture camping stove along with three tanks of propane whoa ... thanks for the heads up ... I tried doing that , and I couldn't believe I wasn't hurting her ! Did it just do what I think it did ? so who is the child with * looks at your screen name after reading that My mother was abused and no one believed her , does that count ? Cause its not necessarily me , just my mother ... There's a hidden referral ? How did you guys know that was a cloud ? Girl Face technically its legal Then you get attacked by a swarm of pop up porn sites I've heard this is a super common dream for a lot of people . including me . id have to say , thats exactly what i do . very interesting thought Never even heard of Quora DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH ! Which seat will she take at the grammys ? I don't think I'm going to try that sandpaper technique to be honest . Holy crap , I hope that pond / river doesn't flood . Theres barely any elevation on the house I held my laptop upside down and then I Why is your cat making this face ? - Why the hell is that video flagged ? What the ... 37 here . ( holy crap , 37 ( gotta wonder what those people are thinking All the time ever since i was a little kid ( due to me having an older brother ) first anime i saw was Bubblegum crisis Tokyo 2030 , those boomers gave me nightmares for weeks And there's even a ringtone ... Yeah double shot of gin or vodka . I prefer vodka . It's the glass shape that makes it impossible . Anyone can chug liquor ! I have no idea what this is . It's colored with a lot of grey , then rainbow colors , then black and white . how many dicks / hands do you have Only recently sat down to get into this series ( just started 3 ) and loving it . Made it halfway through series 2 before I recognised who Walt actually was They make a wilderness and call it peace ... WTF ? Why are people downvoting you ? wait so are gummy vitamins candy or medicine wow .. she really is creepy Same here ! Jesus goatsee ? mind = blown . Do I worship it or run away ? ! Confused ! Gives new meaning to " The hands of God are upon you " that is me ! ! ! I become a cleaning GOD His hair His hair THE .... FUCK .... Yeah , but it's a mechanical switch , I don't know that SetPoint would work - - or even if it did , it'd be so weird ' cause it would toggle both With a higher grade ? " into dead people " Didn't you respond to my other comment offering help on Transformice ? Not only do they , i think most of us do . Why keep readding the thing when you know you will be tinkering with your phone again . Maybe once or twice , but six or seven times ? ! No fair , I read the comments here before going to Zed's article . I was expecting some nice big long rant . Disappointing ... He paid for a fancy URL and everything ! Even creepier that someone seems to have assembled it in front of some kind of sewer tunnel Around 250 hours played ( 10days + ) but I just saw this one guy in a lobby with 41 days Even when you're high , $ 75 trillion will make you go Nice lips .... how are they shaped in your sex face ? I should link a friend request for you to my uncle ... he's always got something to say that leaves me , Holy fuck i missed the pun . My bads . hehe RepostJesus eh :D comeon I'm new arnd here . i thot reddit'ld tell me if the link's already posted Yes . :( I have three Cannondales now . Wait ..... So COD commentator WoodysGamertag just happens to know and wrestle UFC fighter Joe Lauzon AND FPSRussia just happens to be there narrating all of this ? That's really good news , cause I was starting to have second thoughts about this plan , greatbigliar . ( * processes user name * ) Or where Tasteless ' right hand is i hope i never meet you in real life I swear it didn't a minute ago . I just saw his page and noticed that he had his facebook open where anyone can post on it ........... She is a Guy ? ? ? Maybe He's the mother , letting them free to collect victims . wouldn't a wet towel tied around your nose / mouth work ? TIL the States use worse browsers on average than the rest of the world . I do not understand this sentence . you put the comma but my brain still didnt read it . i thought you got into a fight with anthony weiner I smoke way too much weed , so I am horrified as to the state of my memory when I turn 20 in a couple months agreed ... they make solo cups in different colors dude noooo Some of those were wearing makeup in the before picture also I am not intelligent enough to realize the lulz that took place within this joke Mmmmkay . Yes , I suppose that is true . I wouldn't underestimate her . A lot of people seem to think she's cute or funny and I don't hear a lot of people ( apart from Redditors ) saying anything bad about her . UH . Pretty slick ... but does it play Crysis ? Seriously ? The singing and guitar pass my check , but the drums ? ? Either Danny is impersonating a punk drummer , there's a guest drummer or he is having the only off day I've ever heard . That'd be the opiates and alcohol * * Project Firestart * * . First game that ever genuinely scared me as a kid . I haven't thought of it in so long and ... * oh god , I never beat it ! * Metal is declining ? Fucking Shadowgate on the NES But they're using Chrome . You sir , may not be a liar . But you are a spammer She got a record contract ? Ho ... lee ... eff . What ? They normally go for 1 reclaimed each , if you give 2 reclaimed for them all you've saved a reclaimed metal , what the hell are you talking about ? I'll PM you my story as it's a little convoluted I'm not in any groups ... You're a cannibal ? Wow , someone thought this was an idea that would take off ? My mistake . I guess I'm the one with killin ' on my brain . Wanna be friends ? so if someone has to move out of state to follow a spouse you'd want them to eat the commute ? Oh my god ! Look at what this horrible drug has done to that poor , innocent boy ! No wonder its illegal ! Down with marijuana , before we know it he is going to be smoking meth if he isn't already That was the first time I ever actually read an entire article all the way through . How'd a pvp get to carrier / void ? Out of curiousity , I wonder what happens if you have an android phone with a google voice number ... 2 bags / week ? I'm not the tripping kind . I hate the feeling of starting to trip out , not my thing . At first I was like Why is that guy even was main IT guy I remember taking this , thanks for getting back to us ! I seem to be one of the few here that owns Green . I was going to go South of Cocoa Beach , and avoid the oil and stuff ... and teenagers that might cause trouble Actually , her Twitter says she's not a model . Wiki and its craziness Get new friends ... it's not Ok I do have a penis ... Are these pubes ? That movie was so fucked up I had to go home and watch some Disney movies to repair the damage Oh my ! ... oh my oh my I live in Michigan also and use " pop " and " soda " interchangeably . Soda never ceases to earn me a Seriously , I haven't even spent that much on the last three * entire functional cars * I've bought I've come to believe that all of these issues are designed to drive the casual YouTube commenter crazy when they visit Reddit , and thus they leave without diluting the hivemind IQ . The last thing we need is people that have something better to do to start hanging around here , mucking up the place . Us forever aloners are far more dedicated . Used to be that my only nightmares involved getting tickled in various situations . Thanks for this story ... I've never tested the buttons on my shirts I just tried it and it says to " enable virtual camera " . I'm not sure what this means , and it cuts off on the screen before it explains it . OH GOD WHY DID I WATCH THIS ? ! Okay , this is weird timing . Just got LP4 and was listening to it when I opened / r / minecraft paper football ? ? Seth likes to defecate in his best friend's yard ? Obviously the guy is just reposting something already publicly available , that's all reddit it , reposting publicly available data . But like WTF ! ? Crysis is written by Richard Morgan ? ! ? ! ? ! Must resist ... urge to buy ... LEGO ! ! ! Impossible you say ? ty for the don't run alone tip Rebecca ? yeah .. it was my own way of defending myself . against myself . gah i need to stop being so judgemental I keep finding friends on there all the time . Lately , OKC has been suggesting the good friend of one of my friends that i occasionally hook up with . Talk about slightly awk . ...... dude wat It just doesnt make sense ... I think people dislike him just because some jackals decided they didnt like him for whatever reason and the tag-alongs join the bandwagon . Guess its like they say , haters gonna hate So ... is that land still for sale ? That was freakin ' awesome ! ! Love the totally rad theme going on there . I'd love to see that photographer take photos of other theme weddings ! ow ow ow ow ow . my hair is way too coarse for this to ever work out ok . Can handwriting be sexy ? .... yeah it does I was going to write a super long comment about female ents and their " cute " bowls but then I forgot where I was going with it If it makes you feel any better I can't sleep now either after reading your post The little Jew kid sleeps on a set of padded stairs ? I thought everyone did I can't stop watching this Why is there so much water in that toilet ? An egg and ham pancake sandwich ? That was utterly Then who laid the egg ? i did until i dropped my book in the toilet when i stood up to flush As a European I do not understand americans and their fascination with peanut butter But .. but .. you said you already played the best [ 10 ] game only you did things in the wrong order , [ 10 ] MINECRAFT ! see I tried to visualize this from the text but I was like ugh brain not work then I clicked and was He's only 22 . He makes more in millions than how old he is . Wait ... they have Aldi in Ireland ? ohhh great for growing beards ... I can't believe nobody had ever made a rage comic about this before true fact we are You look like a Bollywood movie star Please tell me how to easily obtain a Darkmoon card set . Baby math , never heard of that before Holy crap - a fighter pilot * and * a game developer ? Holy crap . Holy crap . Holy crap . Holy crap ! I instead had a mental image of the man throwing the mine like a Frisbee when I read that line ... It doesn't matter , it was sending it WIRELESSLY . No , I mean Wikipedia is not the most reliable of sources . I don't actually download / install the game from Steam , I just buy it and then use the pirated version . Does that still happen ? HOLY CHECK ARTOSIS , THATS AMAZING Only if they identify ALL the body parts . Side note , but good god that profile is terrible between the duck face default and the blatant " here are my boobs , they're obvi the best part about me ! " pictures I'm sure people would be more receptive if you used a different username . Wow ! So many downvotes ! Guess no one likes Clapton . So many meetings Google has " No meetings Thursdays " ? ? ? ? ... are you serious ? I once had a job where we had a company-wide meeting from 8am to 9am EVERY day . 99 % of the crap never even affected me . I never understood why someone would actually vote for the Conservative party ... Why didn't he get any string ? At first I thought it was the dog too , but there's an easy-to-miss frog in the foreground wait , you can actually do this ? Sure , I tag my teammates with tracer darts from time to time but I never knew it actually worked on enemies ... is this in HC or normal ? And will the rocket seek them out ? that * soon * ? how old are you , 20s ? Making burgers , apparently . I NEED IT What's scary is that queen is the one who injects larvae and the hatchery spawns them . That means the queen is actually the dude I'm strangely looking forward to next week's musical episode . Is that a long haired dachshund ? This happens to me about 3-4 times a day GL with that . When Rick Sanchez still worked here , I could t even explain to him why car doors open underwater once the inside is flooded . Upvoted , but ... I can't believe I am observing a comment with over ten upvotes and no downvotes . It's like ... a narwhal with legs Wow , suddenly this seems really dirty Why is MBT talking about celebs and what not ? Kristen Stewart is the new Steven Seagal That may be the best response to that question Each archons oneshots basically 3-4- 5 Zerglings per attack ? Bah ha ! Boob grenade ! That's a good , humiliating story to break the ice in a new group of people . I don't think it's you because I know his reddit name ;) Either way , good luck with that sleeping molesting , man . It could prove awkward if you ever had kids who want to sleep in your bed though TIL Richard Dawkins coined the term ' meme ' . " Why do you stop at green ? " " BECAUSE THE OTHER GUYS HAVE RED Came here to say the same thing . Well , not the dog kicking part . Pleated Pants Yes . Hope the nausea away . Or perhaps a steady regimen of 200C Oscillococcinum ( sugar ) pills . Thank you a lot ! You , and your team , make my life better . Not all day , but you do every day . It is very hard to find a business model this days that actually leaves you more satisfied than you expected . I know I'm your product , not your customer , but now I know how a coke must feel like . And it's great ! GSXR front end , Yosh exhaust , double bubble screen , tank grip , wheel stripe tape , , frame sliders , after market blinkers , and That's one hell of an acid trip My god , your hair is awesome Lol , what the fuck did I just watch ? ben " to check out " c'est pas vérifier My boyfriend asked an about to be priest this question . His response was that during the war they were in desperate need of priest so they let anyone in , so it wasn't hard compared to now . Also that they let in homos , which was correlated to being a pedophile Not sure how I'd respond if I found a girl sniffing my armpit I didn't think they were subjective and when do you make time for your video games ? Pet the fuck out of a cat ... lol , this is from my town Or both soldered together . Like that guys marble collection Why do those plates even exist ? For that money he could probably get 25 used Squier Bullets . Also , people who lived in Europe . Why are they " dancing " like mentally deficient show dogs ? Stephen Segal at 1:16 ? I don't know why this is so funny to me I thought I did Yeah , he does seem to actually slow down . That should not be happening . for $ 29.95 ? For the first year or as the regular price ? Me Gusta . I certainly * hope * so since chatroulette banned me . Hey Japanese people , I think it's time to move somewhere new Schertz / Cibolo is not very expensive ... Holy crap . I went to elementary school with them in California . The yellow shirt girl was my best friend , Anita . I also recognize the girl white - Samantha . I had a great time actually . Not sure if any Redditors were there but a few people from college showed up and it was good times had by all . Switched between Maker's and Sully's then after Happy Hour went to Molly Malone's on Bardstown Rd . and smoked a cigar . Work was at 8AM the next day Why do you yourself call it odd hobbies ? Kosher salt ? I had no idea there was so much charge in a disposable camera ! You're defending Seth Rogen ? I don't know which is more disturbing , that he had a period , or that it was six months long £ 280 for me I thought most redditors were on the spectrum ... I'm not alone The lyrics actually aren't all nonsense The Star Destroyer off to the right Forgive me if this sounds dumb , but I didn't realize Broodlords required an answer I . DON'T . EVEN . KNOW . I watched the whole thing I am a lady and actually a mother . wat ? Neha told me ~ 50k I don't get what 1.3 has to do with this ... And afaik protoss got nerfed in 1.3 Are you me from two weeks ago ? Wait , did you lose weight or did your boobs get bigger This is true . He was sucking her milk when she was sleeping , then she suddenly awoke and realized what was going on and pushed him away and in the event , her breastmilk squirted into what we call ... the milky way ... Wow ! So they specifically said that the sex couldn't be loud ? Like the poor bloke I'm dating now ? 170 Watts How can your view on gun safety be any different than if I pull the trigger there is a 1/6 chance I will die Aww , yeah . I used to work with NetGates , and they did bizarre shit like that all the time . They weren't very good back then , heh . Provided some solid entertainment , in a way . You are ? ! YES ! Exactly , I'd much rather be bad at something because I'm dumb . I can fix being dumb , kind of hard to stop being a girl . Not impossible , but very impractical , plus I'd probably still be dumb . I've had a lot of coffee tonight . how come the reddit aliens are rubbing their tummies ? Is this real ? Their eyes are so Shane's is a great place He was obsessed over the rocky horror picture show ? this shall be our april 1st youtube video Wait ... what ? How many zergs out there know how to use zerg properly then .... Are you a wizard ? Glass has just shattered ... I never really thought about why Professor Oak seemed to always be at Ash's mom's house the jump from 4 to 5 was like I wish I could up-vote you more then once . It is like you're in my brain . 7:02 am ManSenith went carrier opening and beat Sen Oh Snap that firewall def gonna stop people from sneaking in ... Why does this exist ? Do people actually care enough to look at other people eating alone ? pedobear going Aren't those tent caterpillars ? You need to burn the tree that it came from , so that it doesn't spread to other trees . I've never seen or heard or anything like this before . They usually spread to more for sources , but a building isn't . That looks ... fucking perfect ! When my desktop wallpaper makes no sense ... Today's APOD is a video . its like ...... you know me That's what I thought ... the dog definitely goes to the cat to touch it in this reality and then looks back at the screen ... THERE'S A PIGEON ? ! If it wasn't so damned expensive , I'd have eaten two tabs of acid and gone myself . But people do this . Joe Rogan has his own wait , did all that happen in ONE day ? So it's a coincidence ? This might be worthy of a quick test . The arguement that only unchannel spells can still last during zonya's effect isn't entirely true . TF's port during gate still works even though he normally can't autoattack or cast spells while porting ( at least I don't think he can Oh no ... I hope you understand the source you're getting your information from It's really common in Asian circles ( I , being Asian , would know ) , so feel free to steal . I had thought these types of vertical emoticons would have made it into the mainstream by now ... are you serious ? You're not joking ? I * work * next to ground zero .... am I in some kind of trouble here Whoa ... that's serious stuff . Boss had better be giving her a raise anyways , yeah ? I missed your original thread but just read it . Tap on the glass . There all like , Sunday afternoons . This wasn't a scheduled one , we just got in Mumble and recorded for like seven hours its weird the 1st thing i thought of was Hitler when i 1st seen this .. but now i dont know why .. jaw dropped at the bicycle picture . EEEEKS ! Photobucket probably has 100 times the images hosted on than imgur . I don't see what you mean by centering the image , since imgur doesn't center theirs either at a punt , i would say yes Bad parking is bad parking . No excuses . Fuck you . Wow . TIL that the G & T was made because Brits didn't like the taste of medicinal tonic water , and put gin in it to make it taste better . My desk is right next to a closet that has no door . I read with the lights off . It is so dark in there . Sometimes there's the illusion of movement . Wait so all you're waiting for is some random internet person's say-so to start wearing thongs ? Holy crap , there's a Smith from the Matrix behind him wait what ? They dont stand ? how ? Mine did it because " well your dad is circumcised and we didn't want you to wonder why yours was different . " How do you strafe ? I'm really confused as to why this is not yet rated . Holy crap ! Wait , you got your guy to stop mid-sex to get dinner and a movie ? How does that even make sense ! ? Only as long as it's an ISLAMIC dagger What have I done . Actually , you gotta remember that's a profession where most of your patients have something wrong with them .... down there . i hear u can import reindeer meant ( read :p ork ) from bahrain . oh i guess not anymore Maybe you * are * Obi-Wan . What . You wanna add even more stress to the servers ? ! Did anyone see dimaga say " gg gl hf " ? Paying 60 euros to be a walking billboard what the ... Not only does time simply " move slower " , but my proper time appears the same to me while your coordinate time appears to slow , and at the same time your proper time appears the same to * you * while my coordinate time appaears to slow . only 10 % ? damnit . I tipped 20 % there as I usually do back in the states . no wonder the waitress I had at the breakfast shop every morning loved me I swear i've seen this before That tyre must have some seriously notable traction Really ? Ostara Bunny is possessed stopping effing around on your first day ... ohh congrats Holy shitballs this looks like awesome fun Yay , you're a bitch . Come at me , bro . Dang shows what I know about Windows I think that's a problem with Flash , man . Linux has really shit Flash support because Adobe can't do it right . \ me too one day it was only my brothers and i that were home . none of us knew how to cook . but there was chicken being fried on the stove .... My female rabbit does this to our male cat my balls too look like lest we spore them Just ask him . If he second guesses you punch him in the face then kick him in the gonads while he's down . I'm joking . The dude's your friend , if you suspect him of being all > = o instead of The guy in the video looked like he had metal levers which made me won my placement and was dropped from diamond rank 45 to diamond rank 90 A girl drank your piss and you still wanted to fuck her ? Wat ? Looks like a hi-tech computer case Whoo ! I ~ ~ am ~ ~ * was * in Gold , but won a PvP ( the other guy tried to 4gate on Tal'Darim close spawn , but I had more units than him with a 3gate Robo and , you'll know its me because I look like a creep ... also , long hair ... and nate might be going to 170 I don't even have anything to say to this . We're using 755 ' s and 760 ' s at my work . My eyes literally went " Part * one * ? What do you mean YOU PEOPLE ? A girl featured in the Disney movie Tron : Legacy is deemed nsfw .. what has the world come to ? You mean you're doing it for FREE ? ! I believe ... that is a man's face ... Yup . Won my placement match and got put in diamond , again . I was in a similar situation , playing a lot of silver players during the lock . I got placed in bronze at first , then 2 wins and 1 loss later I was promoted to silver . I can scarcely wrap my head around a 130 degree difference from summer to winter . I am the hot guy I'd be more concerned about how it got in there in the first place . BLACK SWAN ... Stop reminding me my brain is fucking with me ! Are you suggesting that Muhammad was the equal of George Washington ? This is just awesome how these robots are playing naturally at ping-pong ! Your girlfriend gives you suggestions about fooling around with other people ? How big is your server ? ! Wow I never noticed he was on rollerskates You're a guy and you * regret * a sexual experience ? What the hell did she do to you ? Yeah , hand-picking the groups is You guy's requested an AMA ? What the shit Why does it say this submission has - 1 comments ? I thought I deleted that post =/ ... its so ... sad Clearly I need more practise in reading comics , I read the first two colums first Holy crap woah , YouTube stream ? I enjoyed both 2 and 3 very much I am the OP the snozberries taste like snozberries I was just thinking that . what was it it doesn't seem to make a difference whether i leave programs open for 5 minutes , 5 hours or 5 days ! Is he wearing a wig ? I'm not sure if this makes " him " better ... or worse . Yes , yes we are . It's actually a careful mixture of knowing what I am talking about and mixing in specifically wrong or particularly caustic things . If you go too far off the deep end people won't buy it , but then if you don't go far enough people will never get it ... which is frequently more frightening IMO ( you should see some of the shit I've said that people have agreed with this is freaking me out Or he could actually have the pistons move the blocks upward twice ( somehow ... still working on how ... ) and move into a little alcove already made . How did they sign it if it was sealed How do you play like that Using her logic , how can someone have an abortion without being pregnant ? Wha .. what the hell is this ? I once had a dream in which my mom raped me and I married her . wow ... this is just scary .... the fact that this came from your head Oh , never thought of the kyatt as being useful for anything other than the teleport There will be rivers of blood and the cries of the tormented will echo till the end of time Yeah . Sleep , for me , is just an empty , uneventful gap between getting things done . I don't even have nightmares anymore Trust me , I'm waiting to see what the real reason can still be . you will have to to play online ... There's some variant of the Reddit Alien on the poster in the background You might get some weird looks if you are talking with another Asian in English . People may just assume you are both Japanese and take offense , thinking that you are choosing to exclude them from listening in . Happened to a Chinese-Kiwi friend of mine . If it's those colours it's not Yeah i dont think sen played well but still props too marine king for keeping his cool . When tastosis said there was 15 muta's on the way with 0 thors i was like Just hope they get mail Holy shit , I had always heard it as " excuse me while I kiss this guy " That sounds about right , although I feel like 4th years should be higher than that ( only 25 ? Lion in this case so , let me get this straight : you are sporting a bright red ' sunburned ' leg ... right next to Mr . Top Left Guy who just so happens to be sporting a similarly dyed-looking navy blue leg ? For some reason , I love Boris I'm on regular ladder . I couldn't play monday cause my lady was going out of town on tuesday , so had to spend time with her . and then I only played an hour or 2 on tuesday . So I got a late start , but with the help of some pro redditors , my summon necromancer is now lvl 36ish , and in act 4 of nightmare 127 hours So Microsoft are complaining about * someone else * having a monopoly ? What the fuck did I just watch Multiple ? New logo I did now . That ain't pantheism , anthropomorphizing , or black magic . But it's a far cry from anything I'd be able to follow based on what I've been taught . It sounds like Shi'aas twelvers or whatever , with " something unseen " being passed from Ali ( * ra * ) to others . Proxy stargate with 3 rax ? Even the Finns call it ananas AFAIK its Piña in spanish , not ananas Ha . My thoughts * exactly * . Fucking hell ... " no matter what her emotional state " ... my mind is * blown * that somebody could think this . Yeah , I'm sure that Christina Hendricks naked , crying and begging you not to fuck her would be * hells * of sexy I only own one pair of shoes , and they are worn out sneakers . What's that say about me ? Were you expecting Fallout , or was that just me ? holy shit the tuberculosis was a little extreme wasn't it ? ? was [8 ] ... now [ 1.5 ] ... TIL . He's like a drunken Lewis Black It's ... the ultimate troll yeah , mine is a 5 - point check . i can't believe how many other people do this Rims huh ... I guess its something like those baboons with the colourful asses At my biggest , I was probably 128 lbs or so What if gets scared and removes it ? ! I swear I've seen those stockings before . so so true . 4 penises good 2 penisies ba ... Er , you can remove it when it's raw , before cooking it I just checked one site and it showed $ 24,000 minimum TIL Anchorage is also called " a-town " Am I supposed to be turned on or not ? She's not crying . I have a lot of pictures where I look absolutely shocked because people kept telling me to open my eyes more . Thus a lot of I'm getting cavities from all this eye candy How old is this footage ? Wow . My story also happened in NC . Wȩll , my fri ȩnd usȩd som ȩthing lik ȩ " my fri ȩnds arȩ stick ȩd to thȩ sam ȩ shit " , and I imm ȩdiatȩly corr ȩctȩd hȩr as " stuck " , but shȩ insist ȩd and usȩd dictionary links so much , shȩ mad ȩ mȩ doubt ... and " stick ȩd " rȩally doȩs app ȩar in most onlin ȩ dictionari ȩs as " past tȩnsȩ of stick " ... Kids love the " Talking Hippo , cat , monkey , etc ... " apps ... Anything that records their voice , then replays it back in higher or lower tone . Also , they seem to like Pee Monkey for some reason Okay , you win . I can't translat ë that onë . even porn ? ? ? I wondered the same damn thing when I played through in my suit ( very recently ) . I was thinking about clicking an ad , just to make her day or something , but , after I disabled AdBlock , I was shocked to see that there are no ads in her blog . How is that even possible ? I have a long scar running up the inside of my thigh which I got as a little kid . I was playing with a bamboo cane and somewhere along the line it got stuck in the ground and I ran into it . A couple of cms to the left and I may well have turned my balls into a kebab My daughter is special needs ( OCD ) and I have done demo for a number of her aspie and special needs friends . My suggestion is that 3.5 is OK , but you may want to consider going 4e . You want to engage the imagination , and the details are going to be randomly ( to us anyway ) seized upon . One of the early games , when the kobolds tried an ambush , they rushed out and saved the mules , not the caravan , just mules . Destiny is not even on the faster end of pros I'm so glad someone else consistently dreams about zombies . Strangely enough , they don't bother me much ... I mean , they're coming to kill me or whatever , 9/10 times , but I don't get stressed out by it , it's not a nightmare . Ironically , I also can't punch well or run fast in dreams so maybe I should be more stressed I'm surprised you're not a mod on here yet . What we need is more legislation as a reaction to isolated incidents . What could possibly go wrong ? Oh . My . God . A Police Police state Your head looks like it went from squished to unsquished .... I need mold to make blue cheese So I played 5 games ages ago and placed into gold . Haven't played again till reset , lost my placement to a gold , promoted to platinum . Holy fscking crap ! I thought that maybe the spider in the background did it . oh my god you'd b3 surpris 3d of how many ppl th3r3 is in our guild wait ... so why did you miss your period then ? I thought lesbians had those too ... I wanted to avoid minecraft ... but I couldn't . Grades aren't suffering ... yet . Sorry didn't get the joke - _ - ' And no , no , no assumptions are bad I don't think it was a bowling ball either , a bowling ball can cause severe damage but not this severely . When I was doing hours at an ER I once saw a mechanic who's ring got caught somewhere on an engine , ripped the ring & flesh clean off and this has no effekt ? ........ NOW I do * * Didn't see it . Never happened . I did not realize that I made a palindrome of words i thought this was gonna be about arizona joining mexico " expected to be done in december 2012 " haha they know This is what I first thought too . Awesome work . TIL : This psycho lived in my home town YOU HAVE THREE Looking at the two of them side by side now I think they are of the same basement , just from different sides The image code is PeD 0 But this is th3 third day What seems more off than anything is that his led is glowing stronger than the tube itself . That just seems odd to me I read this and went Two kids at the same time , man . I mean chicks ... yeah chicks Well that's not completely horrifying and creepy . Did we just really thread this discussion ? I hop é you got min é ... equipped with pincers ? ! Love the thought process . How about suicides ? Maybe some people who didn't want to risk infecting their families . Fucking * elections * ? ? ? Jesus Christ , man . This game sounds hardcore . And a nice round ass . I logged in early this ( yesterday ? ) morning and had a spore , gave it away and logged out for the day . So I'm not sure if I had the pleasure of mold , but I'm ok with that But ... there are four people there I actually agree THAT WAS HIM Indeed , we should totally teach children both the " galaxies " theory and that the milky way is all there is . You know , teach the controversy A thinking problem What a play by Berbatov What if he comes back with a whole crew of believers to rid him of his evil ? r / pokemontrades is active every day That's the first thing I noticed I have a similarly daunting task ahead of me . While I have current business here in China ( where I am living right now ) , these are temporary projects , and I would have far more opportunities if I were to finish learning Mandarin . I'm even learning to read the characters , which is another challenge on top of it all Already answered , but he has a surprisingly good / high voice Oh man , that one annoys me to no end how many cofounders are there ? Why do you have 16000 IP For any other redditors who commented they have giveaway copies , I'd much appreciate one Coke zero or diet mountain dew . It's ok it's diet . No calories . Its crazy because TIL that one of my co-workers is a redditor ... I'm not sure if I want to click that link TheGoodOttoKatz -> are you asking me or the OP ? Why would you ever think that is a good place to put a lighter ? Any word when we're gonna have it here ? I'm in Austin too . VZW rep told me the other day " by the end of the year , " but he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box , I also overheard him telling a customer that wifi's max range was 30 feet Oh my god , all those feet John is a failed Elvis impersonator . He also has a very impressive bulge OMG DOOD IT MUST BE CUZ THEYRE SO CHEAP AND EASY AND STUFF AND I AM SO GLAD UR ON THE CASE I went hiking today . It was almost 90 . Sometimes ... I get too high I'm an idiot . For some reason I assumed you were talking about Gitmo , and I was like i dislike it ? lol wth ? kill turret at lvl 1 .. Anyone notice this guy's name is Welsh for " abortion " or " miscarriage " ? I was like " aww cute panda " and then I was like Vision of Bear in a Toga ... it's not so much that long comics bother me , but just that > 6 panel comics seem to contain * a lot * of text which could otherwise be condensed . c'est Halo . Build config is a black art . Make is amazingly powerful but terse . The result - write-once / write-only code . It works , don't question it . wow guys , go play these games , they aren't that long WHAT the hell . My , my A common analyzation of the book is that the three acts of the book have three very disparate viewpoints and reasons to exist . I would agree that part 1 and 2 are stronger , but I look at part 3 as a several-thousand word version of the last sentence of a lot of shorts . The " Gotcha ! " twist that makes you go I thought that was Maxwell on the right . I'm trans . When my extended family was told about my medical transition beginning , an Aunt asked my mother if I could come over to " check out " my younger cousin , to see if he was actually a transgirl . You are the only other person I have ever " met " that spells their name like this . :) But I am probably much older than you . Most " bree's " or " Bri's " or " Brie's " I meet are under 25 , born when the name started getting popular . IF this is not the case then you made my day ! No chance you leave on the east coast ? I Wonder if it's a regional thing I'm embarrassed for the actors involved and it makes it even harder to watch . half to do well ... I never knew the " what " God you've been here since the bginning Good news everyone ! That should be the title of your next post . And I meant fingers ... ... this is the same thing the announcer from Monday Night Combat says . Why ? This reddit post got me to thinking , and now I can't stop . One of these days I'll get even with Congruence . I have to make a new deck now and everyone will be like To quibble pseudo-philosophically ; it is also possible that the stains are * not * bacterial colonies . It doesn't change anything to me scvs are op so learn to play without those ... Wow . Thanks I just knew the jpg versio of this comparison . does that mean you read 60 books in 2 years ? I have to say ... as someone who played all the Pokemons from Red and Blue till Gold and Silver , I'm really surprised that people aren't tired of it yet ... anything with Pokemon in it is so popular here , like it's 1998 Hmm ... reminds me of a crazy Tokamak . In a way . Is that nuclear fusion happening in the center ? ( g ) od help us all when they evolve thumbs . is your cat laying down and standing on it's front feet at the same time ? Didnt seem to disturb him that much Grr .... can't connect for some reason . Not really sure what to think , at least I know it's not photoshopped though ! Either way , I think it would be very chewy I did this twice in the same class of about 50-60 people . Professor did it to start and finish the semester . People were very At first I thought someone was still on , thought he went brain dead Why just the liver ? I'm actually a pretty big thing ... thanks ! i love r / comics . i spend way too much time here . and r / iwantout I'm not criticizing you , I'm also studying engineering and feel the exact same way What's the ETA on going back up ? I'm getting the twitches without my fix Thank God you aren't near him . Jeez lady . The saxophonist seems really ... out of place next to those . Thought the same thing . Followed by " Yup . Even after I read the comic , I understood it as his wife telling him he has pancreatic cancer , and he has 4 months to impregnate her you did it again National Geographic will never be the same So reddit supports racism . Yeah , sorry , seems like every time I'm online you're not and vice versa What ? How did you get me pointing out grammar from that ? UConn is only favored by 3 Jesus , he really is the anti-Reagan . Now we have Obama Republicans What all are they running on a Wii that's driving the processor so hard as to need water cooling ? THIS good sir is a fullfilment of my randome childhood fantasy of catching wild animals with my bare hands ! I look up to such inventiveness and applaud your success ! ... next step , FISH I think the History Channel actually uses that book as a major source for one of their Ancient Alien specials . I just had this face Imagine all the food you could've bought with the XBOX money ! Wouldn't there be * no * dry cleaning fee for not wearing clothes ? The linked website has a pretty poor Web of Trust rating . Click at your own risk You do that . ( c ) Holy crap , I really want to take that class . Why would you place lava above yourself ? So it can flow back down the stairs and burn you ? ! thanks ! your talk of cheese has made me hungry It looks like she tried to ice it while it was still warm .. I'm suddenly left wondering why I never listened to them beyond " The Negation " ( which I fucking love ) Okay to sum this whole video up , its basically about a little boy being forced to dance like a male stripper to be able to express his talent ... While crying ... That wood've been painful .. While looking up the number of consecutive games he had I learned A . C . Green played in 1,192 straight games spanning from 1986 to 2001 . He only missed 3 games his entire career and all 3 were in his second season . That's insane . To put that in perspective , Kevin Garnett has played 1,191 games . Green played Kevin Garnett's entire career worth of games consecutively . * Facepalm * ... this is my biggest pet peeve of all time . Or more accurately , " Do you * believe * in evolution ? " I feel like I'm getting dumber just being around them . Mouthbreather is my new favorite term for this group of people . Does this work on Dissertations ? Idra actually looks buff compared to Edward I think the thing that surprises me the most about your post is that you texted your girlfriends mom . Never in all my relationships have I texted a gf's mom .... it sucks being an american sometimes . I see the kgs and I'm like .... Am I the first 16 year old poster A free ounce of * hash * Dude , that hair . Nah you look good , but seriously THE HAIR * * four out of five people are Goatze Its the waist to hip ratio . Small waist to + breeding hips = mating instinct . Read it while dieting when googling tips . Also found out a man is more likely to nut in their girl after not seeing her for awhile to claim her with his scent and some of his sperm actually kill any other mans sperm . Thank you manswers for that last one . I ... oh ... you should probably ask your partner , but then again , what if they become aware of it when you bring it up ? TMI dude ... It's strange to me that that has never crossed my mind . EVER . I'm having trouble figuring out where the cat's legs go She probably didn't just bitch out and say " you're a porker , I'm making you a nazi food diet and you WILL follow it " . Probably he was trying to better himself and she said " want my helps ? " ( or maybe he asked her ) and she said " OMG THAT WOULD BE AMAZING ! " . And then she went wizard-mode and made this epic thing we see here today . That is trippy as FUCK . He's so cool he doesnt even wear old-people shoes ! This is not to say that heroin is the ultimate , end-all drug to be using He eats just about as much as I do , it's a bit freaky since I'm a pretty big guy There are some really insane people living on this planet ! for some reason i have a love / hate relationship with ludicolo . i've never had one , but ... Did I miss out on an awesome thread here ? Did I say rape dungeon ? I totally meant normal basement not full of chains and / or various devices ... Best anime ever ! I had never been so sucked into a series quite like I was with Monster ; it kept me at the edge of my seat and I was dying to know more at the end of each episode . It was long yes , but very worth watching all the way through , especially during the moments when you're like " ..... =/ hmm , hmm , thing aren't moving too fa .... wait , WHAT ? ! Daaaamn ! So ... are the son and daughter all forehead too ? The woman on the left looks like Jade Goody " Christians and Hindus smell bad and have yellow eyes " I was like Oh , I didn't realize the Grand Prix was that weekend . There's a Disneyland Meetup the next day too A towel ? We are using mostly ProCurve . They are quite OK , but sometimes I have doubts - like when the Changelog for an update last year said that they fixed the handling of Gratious ARP so that it actually updates the Mac Address Table if the entry already exists It's a god damn ninja factory This title is .. completely incorrect , not a single word is true This title is .. completely incorrect , not a single word is true Damn , guess great minds think alike i've always been able to hear the hum of CRTs , despite my ear-damaging music habits , strangely enough Barter them up for a mansion . how do the spanish handle naming ? You have no idea how awesome this is hmm interesting point I am not a parent , but judging from many I see around me , it's when that pregnancy test turned positive Wait ! Does that mean Huk and Idra made love together ? I'm missing the spoiler here unless it is that [ someone will die ] ( / spoiler ) ... * * THIS . CHANGES . EVERYTHING . * * Did I not say that already ? you linked to the source I have the same birthday as Artosis and my roommates ( one of which has the same birthday as Tasteless That's incredible given the skin was only 3.75 ... some quick math , 4328 nurse akali skins sold . This past weekend I went to Rocky Point campgrounds off of Ft Gibson Lake , there weren't that many of us but we were loud until the wee hours of the morning . We also accidentally started a small grass fire and burnt one of our friends car up Holy shit . I wonder if pokeathletes take parasect shrooms to win marathons On my way into work I saw 4 trees down in front of the Emory Law School Maybe he scalps creepers with his ~ ~ axe ~ ~ , um , hatchet . That was deep TIL : I'm a Introvert . In what universe has TI ever taken less than 8 hours ? i certainly would They have electricity to create a button but they don't install shade and fans ? I would definitely not want my boyfriend to go down on me during my period And Atat ürk was like all of them ... except rolled into ONE DUDE ! Holy shit you guys are down the street from my office . I caught . I lived . But mine was a girl . you're right , that is creepy . down to the gossip about people less worthy ... The Discover Magazine link loads for you ? iPhone or iPad version ? Tried killing the app and restarting , clearing cookies ... not sure what else to try . Always loads a black screen for me - all other links work just fine ... He must be Chuck Norris ! With a twist ! ! ! ! " Caution Food Only . " TIL . I have 4 of those skins I read that as " bronze and hookers " O_o Have you watched it ? I just cant explain . I put off doing it for a long time but finally today I said well I guess I will look . And I cant stop . What half assed IT department imposes IE on a company My grandma has exactly the same glasses she is a ... GODDESS .... You tip Subway sandwich makers ? O_o I honestly cant explain my fascination with it O_O Its ok XD I figured Id hate it because I'm mostly masculine , but nope You're definitely not ugly . What the fuck are you doing in this subreddit ? ok ok , too true . I'll switch to PMs . That seems perfectly healthy . that turned my . _ . into a Where did it go ? I love the texture of good quality paper between my fingers , so I'll go for a real book ( although perhaps not a mass-market paperback ) over a Kindle most of the time . MMM , look at that subtle off-white coloring . The tasteful thickness of it . cool technology at works there ... Wait , what ? Definitely something strange going on there . Its the first time I've ever heard of a wired 100Mb being slower than a Wireless G . Do this many people really communicate through paper ? I see a lot of redditors get letters and notes all the time . lol , I tot you were talking about some other lengths ... Thank you for my surprise award , it was excellent ! I especially like the part about me speaking French to cupcakes .. it's like you * know * me or something I'm conflicted by your comment . You're all heartwarming , then trolling ? Hungary ? What's YOUR game ? Dad's don't sleep What about garlic ? I feel old for having the exact same experience down to every detail of each frame . The bedsheets , the cereal , the shows Congrats . You look great . I'd send this to my gf as motivation but would likely get into a fight for looking at other women He got grounded by his dad .... They made 3 Planet of the Apes movies ? Even if you pause it they move . He looks like what we always wondered Benicio Del Toro would look like if he was hydrated , maybe ironed his face and got more sleep because people are too lazy to look it up . You should see how black people write ... Did anyone else notice the giant bulge in Leo's pants in the thumbnail ? But .. its not a secret that petite lap giraffe is a big joke . Do you know what the price difference is between getting them from the eye doctor and getting them on 1800Contacts ? I see on the 1800Contacts website that they're $ 175 for a 6 - mo supply just thought this is dumb , there was a long string of comments from people about whether it was ok or not cuz the cops said nothin illegal happenned i guess ... apparently washignton has no minimum age You know my story already ? What ? > _ > I don't ... nobody told me anything . None of the women in that video are wearing suits that fit them , or suits that are tailored for women . This bothers me more than it should . i will take this into consideration ... not real worried about vermin , unless cats like hops ... This makes me wonder what ever happened to those random body parts of people they found in suitcases wrapped in garbage bags in Bedford I'd love to know what you find creepy Interestingly enough , I was served my first legal beer at Spanky's in 2004 . Maybe it was she who served me ... Then don't eat the envelopes I ... I ... Well I guess that is why I use the built-in reset password function ... ... this is * new * ? What in the fuck are you talking about . Doesn't it ? The ideal station for playing Amnesia . Pitch black horror ! I was getting to report you to the spam police , but then I watched the video Uh ... I'd be more concerned about pissing green . Wait , they just gave him space instead of kicking his ass out of college immediately for posing a significant threat to the student body ? Sure I'd love them :) . Im trying to get a lab ray set and currently its lik 1.1 mil and i want a draik egg . This would be GREAT help as i only have 70k towards my goal i felt awkward when she told me she has saved every one . do you wax to shave ? IF so , what products ? AngelCandy 691 @aol . com Pubes in the keyboard ... thats ... pretty epic So , play it for 2 , level it up to infinite / infinite for free ? Wait really ? That's not , like , some common thing HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ...... it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen . Holy crap , I think this is my highest-rated comment ever DAE post wow . I'm actually listening to Skrillex as we speak . This is so fucking adorable . I think I'm going to die . He looks even creepier irl than he does as Bubbles I read that as victory fap I'm stupid . Kept reading " Gonna Gate Gaters , " but did you have to . gif it Now I do ... Did you use 3 heals 3 tanks ? Is ... that a fetus ? I misread that as " need ideas of sneaky ways to get a massage " OMG that would be epic . ... you're hot ! Not so much a WTF moment . But more of a shocked moment . I was flying from Dulles ( I think ) to Douala , Cameroon ( in Africa ) . Long ass flight . When we landed everyone ( native Africans ) clapped . I was like Any diamond that was there got blown to hell and back . Five months ago . Wow , usually I read these with mild shocked amusement , but this one ..... this one is * horrifying . * At first I was like o_O and then I was like Is that ... a penny-farthing ? mmmm now you sound like uncle Joey , are you uncle Joey ? He's never said that I went to a BBQ at my twin's work place and got their before she did , most knew she had a twin but didn't realize i'd be there at this event , so this guy comes up and gives me a big hug ... then looks over my shoulder and sees my twin . He says " OH ! That's why that hug was so cold and distanct ! " My ex boyfriend went over and started rubbing my sister's knee once . She gave him the whoa ... that's crazy Wow . Talk about a misparse on that title ... That is so much win You mean those weren't testicles Brinton Calvin Hair on arms too There was some semi-nude Faye fan-service a week or so ago So he got the cancer from the dog ? ? That's really sad ... I can't believe you put a :) after saying you got a picture of the dead cat Nice ! Thanks , i noticed that Cobrinha has a drop-in fee on his site , which is like 50 $ ! is that typical ? This might turn into a pretty expensive trip if i have to pay 50 $ a day to train When I was about 10 years old I was at a public swimming pool with my parents some time . My dad was drinking a cup of coffee , holding it in front of him , taking a sip every now and then . All of a sudden I heard this soft * splash * sound . I turned around and saw a That movie forever changed the way I look at food . Nothing is safe most of these I saw the first one and thought , oh she looks pretty good thin . Then the second one was her ' thin ' photo and I was like If it helps , I'm not a Libertarian ; I found this page by accident Wow , that worked surprisingly well . I was like " oh were close , but damn it still pretty far away ... here it comes ... here it comes ... any second .... were almost there ... I actually queued up for a random BC dungeon late at night last week with my brother , me on a prot paladin , and him on a resto shaman . We had to wait 3 minutes I've done / felt this before . And I remember one time me and my friend were leaving our smoking spot in the woods and we were walking down the trail and it felt like we were on a treadmill . We thought we were never going to get out This would absolutely work if you were mysteriously under the patient's skin ... I see wut you did there I must get this What has my relationship status got to do with fitness I can't even imagine what it'd take to get to and from those houses ! Except my ass is actually too big , I wasn't even trying to make it look bigger Why were you flying over West Africa from Johannesburg to Cairo ? nice puppys , I mean puppy Did that dude just give his gun to that chick ? wait , HoA can prevent me from painting my house with the color i want ? Thank you . When someone says a joint has more tar than a cigarette , I think " aren't there 24 cigarettes in a pack ? " I can't remember the last time I smoked 24 joints in a day The guy who left the voicemail . same here ... when I saw my name on the new tab , cool art Real person ... ? Upvote for you . They should also offer a bit more for donations than what is currently in place . I think the mold was a bit of a gambit there , actually . I spent $ 30 to mold people The prophecy is fulfilled Except for the electrical issues . PC board , I'm looking at you My first time was with a stripper , does that count ? That was a good interview . I'm surprised more of it wasn't bleeped out on NBC The thought of your boyfriend having a boner around his mom one day when they're both naked sickens me and it wouldn't surprise me if it's happened . Can you imagine what she would be like if you actually dated her . I do , habit i guess it was a pretty bad one .. why do you argue for that then ? and in the end tell me it was only a joke .. " This is just a sketch ... ' I watch the show ! I was like WTF what I saw that episode . Another show that gets me to be WTF sometimes is iCarly Sorta like " We've saved or created millions of jobs " ? ? ? Click click . TIL Puerto Rico is actually part of the USA average looking ? Had me going there for a minute You have seen thousands of double fisting cocks at frat parties ? So hard to understand why they just don't pick up the trash . Silly maces . LOL imagine if it was a gun . Bing , what are you doin ' here ? I thought I told ye to go fuck your mother . I thought he was gonna shit , pow ping , those fuckers . Hey , I wish I was big just once . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! You're really funny , you're really funny ....... TIL stalkers were originally going to cost 150/150 better than boner slayer She has infected the nation . Ummm .... okay . People need tutorials for screen protectors now Right click the back button and choose where you want to go . Try clicking on that link after eating chili dogs ... And then you find out that conflict didn't actually exist . Yet after finding out you didn't feel guilty for doubting , or betrayed by the presenter , or any feeling really , just an " Oh , okay " moment and carry on . Also , the response of the orientalist / Islamophobe / etc . is , " 2 + 2 = 5 ! ! ! 2 + 2 = 5 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! " And after the This reminds me of the excuse of why we don't live to 900 years anymore . Apparently we had perfect DNA until original sin and the subsequent genetic mutations are why we don't live as long I'll give you attack . Skarmory's lowest stat is Special Attack , so unless you have some unique plan , I can't see what use it would be Wow . I definitely went into some sort of trance . omg my mom thought it meant someone was having sex .... apparently " balling " meant something totally different back in the 70 ' s This is so old . How is this on front page ? if you get fewer stalkers how do you protect your collossus And 2 of them are first edition zomg zomg zomg there are images ! OMFG ... I was looking at this for a few minutes and suddenly the ones out the outside opened their eyes . I swear , I __SWEAR__ they did not have eyes before ! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too creeped out for 7:15 in the morning ... And like I said , it isn't the IT staff or even dept . as a whole but management . If it's any consolation , it gets worse in corporate IT . That Sefaty Helmet looks like a Mario shell It's faint enough that it's more likely reflected light from the wall behind the camera Holy shit - apparently we've all been playing zerg completely wrong HOOK SHOOOOOT ! Holy Sht How lohg Did you make this ? This submission came before the I must have grown in the time between OP and you because I've seen both I see " quirk " has taken a heavier definition wow . that's awesome THOSE SHOES . Why are you sad ? Like everyone else ... I NEED that cube To be honest , on QRF , I spend far more time waiting on my security teams to be ready to head out usually . God damn . I'm reading " Meditation in plain english " right after I read your post , don't even know how I got there ( and it's free ! ) . I was tangentially interested in Buddhism at first but I guess I'll stay at it for a while . I am a " bodhi " , ama Oh fuck Crawl for * three miles * ? Wow , thanks I'm far more interested in what the hell led up to this event . I'm using Firefox 4 When they were talking about that kid in New Orleans going down to 170 I was like , oh , that's not too bad , I'm 170 lbs . Then they said " kilos " and I was like Not sure why you got downvoted for pointing that out Personally I don't ever get the feeling or worry of not having enough . But I do certainly feel hungry all the time . My problem with planning was I would start to plan the night before for the next day . Then I would try to go to sleep as early as possible so I could wake up and eat breakfast my thoughts * * exactly * * after reading comment above . Yah , that was weird.He just sits there , lights a signal and eats ... something ? But the next panel he isn't eating anything . I tried to read your comment but got caught up on your handle ... Yes , women's sexuality has long been accepted and respected in society ..... Oh my god . I don't know how it got any downvotes , I just told my own experience with it that reminds me how my cell bio teacher was talking about the first eukaryotes ... and how i realized they were our oldest ancestors ( of * every * multicellular organism I would have died if I suddenly had 2,500 dubstep tunes at my disposal 2 years ago You think native Houstonians leave too many car lengths ? So when does this start / when can stream start ? I do not find any such information on their website ... People who type with an excessive amount of emoticons . What do you need 12GB of memory for ? Holy shit . Well whatever it is I wish my brain would make up its mind Oh good lord . > redditor for 33 minutes I'm actually mesmerized by how many people on Reddit love Pink Floyd , Radiohead and the like . Never before have I seen so many people that are like me Those eyes are like Holy sh * t . He guessed Herobrine on his first try with me . He even has a picture of Herobrine standing in the fog . ok thanks :) ( what world does your clan operate This is / r / minecraft not / r / simci - ... ( This is / r / minecraft not / r / simci - ... ( During office hours , I had a student ask me to smoke pot with him at the end of finals week . Obviously , I turned down the offer , saying that it would be inappropriate for me to do so as his TA , but wished him luck on the final . Fast forward to me grading his exam--I find that he wrote me a note at the bottom of the last page . " Hope you have a good break . Shoot me a line sometime . XXX-XXX-XXXX " isn't glados supposed to be dead ? oh damn ... i guess i saw what i wanted to see .. What area do you live in ? I live in OK and wouldn't trust meeting a chick online here looking forward to some infestor v infestor action from these two There's an art boarding school in the u . p ? Once I saw a crazy drunk guy shouting with rage at an L . E . D . scrolling " Welcome " board for a multistory car park at 1 am in the morning . Took 3 police cars to subdue him . My username . Now that I look at it again , I see the Gamecube logo . My grandparents vacation to Alaska for a couple months out of the year and once , when i was younger , my granddad asked me to come with . I asked him what there is to do up there and he said he feasted on beaver and sometimes he visited the fudge factory . I said something to the effect of ' how do you have room for fudge if you eat so much beaver ? ' And he responds , " there isn't much room " Wow , did you really break up over body hair , or was it a bigger issue of him trying to change you too much ? that was one of the biggest nostalgia rushes ever You'd seriously put New Vegas above HL2 ? Why does this have more comments than votes ... thats really fucking with my mental right now explain please A guy I knew called me and tell me he wanted me to meet his family since his cousins were coming into town . My first thought was " this guy likes me " . Then he asked if I am " down for a gang bang " . I could have bet my life he was joking . I said no , and he kept insisting . I realized he was not joking So ... ( intensely curious and too afraid ) What is it ? can i get a map of cloud city ? Ahh , yeah probably not the diet then . Wait ... Weight gain ... Are you pregnant ? ! ... That went south fast . Unless you had a friend in that class with you then you felt like a boss ... I didn't have many friends , so this was a frequent occurrence ... but you care enough to comment .. Okay , cool . I'll keep that in mind . I'm not sure why you were downvoted . I just watched .. the whole video . £ 350 / $ 575 a month for a small bedroom in a house , living with a family Yap , I am still amazed how fast things work . I am even more amazed how fucking slow are computers without SSD . Waiting for programs to open ? 119 Connections ? Child's Play charity ? Is Chucky involved in that ? “ complete your movie watching experience ” is probably the bullshittiest phrase I heard … uhm … this week . FUUUUUUUU that's going to give me nightmares . I don't know why , but I am seriously freaked out by that That place hasn't changed in like a decade from the looks of it The article is six sentences long That when I turned 1 I had pneumonia and could have died . multiple ? Holy god , you're taller than me ( 6 ' 4 " ) and people said I looked like a skeleton at 195 .... I felt more creeped out by this because i was cornered Correct ! Waiting for the double points , eh ? I'm on to your game , duddles Then you're finding a fault of the media in the study OMG ... I think I need it ! They ... they look like infant hookers . my pussy tastes sour Yeah , that was not my best haircut ... cause I had no money and did it myself ... Think that's bad ? Think about how much a week's worth of undies cost . Fucking madness Stephen Colbert is hot ? ? ? Being in my 20 ' s and having a computer , i get a lot of " WTF ? ! Being in my 20 ' s and having a computer , i get a lot of " WTF ? ! i kept my games in boxes , on a shelf , what the hell were you doing with yours ? Fucking rad . Makes sense he studied with Wooten , I remember the first time I saw that instructional video where Victor's lackadaisically explaining how to slap-pluck your way up and down a scale at blistering speeds as a warm-up . I was like This is so interesting . Uh ... what schools ? ....... how does that happen ... Spoiler , House Dies Oh my ... I've never heard of that ... What the hell is a pikacho ? As an avid motorcyclist ..... ? ? ? ? As an avid motorcyclist ..... ? ? ? ? I don't know if I'm the only one , but it isn't showing up for me * * I can't be the only person who tried to scrape that stuff off my screen Is that hamburger real ? Nobody move , or the switch gets it ! I know , she's all flat round the curve like there's nothing there . alistar split pushing ? shit's hard Thank you ... - looks at username - Well . That killed my eyes . For some reason the blur effect actually made me dizzy Don't forget the dreaded " u " , " ur " and " r " . People start drinking at around 14 here , so I can imagine how many underage drinkers there would be with a legal age of 21 Any advice on the eyebrow thing ? This is what a stylist gave me , and obviously it's not working very well . You're definitely not made for alcohol consumption I always told this joke as a duck going into a bar and asking for crackers ! ( said Quackers ) . And the duck talks like " Got any QUACKERS ? got any QUACKERS ? got any QUACKERS ? " ( ALWAYS THREE TIMES damn that ass is EPIC ! Needle Rifle is more accurate than the DMR ... Is that actually true ? i think those are two different people ... anyone else gotten the secret ending ? Visit or Visit or Visit ? I was listening to Immortal Technique and I started to realize his inhaling . Now I could never not hear it haha thanks , i had never even thought of my hair as bieber-esque ; what has been seen , can't be unseen ! I had to watch Jaws and Tootsie for my first assignment . 2 months later I found myself playing blackjack with Dustin Hoffman The people would let you cut their hair off ? ahh ... I think I only saw it while it was in the cinema .... ill get my self somebody's security backup after exams [ ] ( / problem " Wow . I expected the tail section of the CRJ to be clipped off , Didn't expect the whole plane to be swung around like that You can't make clothing out of anything but leather in real life ? two months to get that , you need to calm down , You have me beat in some areas and I have played since classic Looking forward to dealing with this in the ladder ... Not .. quite .. sure ... how that applies ? Watch out for narcs . Maybe we control yours ... so you read everything except the data ? wow my bad , im really behind the times Wow , I do believe I'll be downloading some of his work I thought most of the rage was about Brazilians , not French Those bombs look like battle blimps ... and scary . hahahaha ... cheers buddy , surprising as it may be , I actually only learned that a few months ago ( I'm 22 and in my third year of an undergrad degree Is it really as awesome as it seems like it would be ... to be ... Bruce Campbell ? ! Also , thank you for being Bruce Campbell . I'm sure it can be an overwhelming responsibility at times and we're all very grateful . Hey , 19th April ..... that's my birthday . Furthermore , I was born at 20:11 ............................... It's not ? You don't have a unibrow , but that shape somehow makes me feel like you do . As stated in other comments , your brows are in need of work . Body seems good but that weird smile you've got going on makes me feel like you are raping me with your eyes . And not normal rape . Like you are mentally coating my feet in peanutbutter and licking it off or something . Haha , you just made me nostalgia to when I first started listening to Radiohead . I spent many long hours listening to In Rainbows , Amnesiac and Kid A on repeat in hopes of liking it ... Weird Fishes was the first one I " got " . Strangely , I acquired a taste for Amnesiac before anything else Now that's not BS or random Your police officers don't have guns ? That ... is way too much porn . Done that before , but i was watching porn .... At first I was like Then I was like Then I was like You have a family of hummers ? Still have both of them . Might be a bit . Bunch of people just asked for stuff How did you come to a conclusion that my boobs are far apart ... Just curious Defrag and Optimize after you install this . that was unexpectedly pleasing to my ears I really hope your neighbors are Redditors , and see this post . They are every where I always get pictures of random weird food has several darkest hour shows , no charles bronson You're 9/8 ths of a man ... well , how can we actually know what actual reality * is * NO WAI . Nothing wrong with using XP if it does everything you need it to This comic just made me wonder with horror how many siblings have accidentally fapped to each other due to things like GW . Believe it or not , I got into whisky trying to slow the drinking . Lol , very true . And I will be able to repair cars at lighting speed but how can you know that the reality presented to you in your brain is consistent with the reality that is presented to your senses The damage was done ? ... Why did I imagine an anus covered by hair ? really ? * really ? * try google ? type in reddit gw , you might be o_o ... o_O ... Ah yes , just ordinary ground line ... silly me ! They have toes on their legs ? Or he may have been referring to the first picture which looks dodgy to me Someone with loads a moneys donate 1000 $ and put some meme in the name field Am I the only one to get the urge to get back home from work asap and get my hands on the movie Once I accidentally I added jb to the zip archive of a programming assignment And the film before was American psycho . upvote for just getting me to what exactly will you guys be doing there Nothing like a video game to get you back on your feet . So i could jump on the bandwagon even though i will be able to pre-order it this friday through Amazon ? Only to save myself the 60 or so dollars and screw someone who can't out of a copy because it will be free ? I once went into game stop to order my copy of assassins creed brotherhood , I left 20 dollars for the limited edition . This took place about 3 months before it's release . The months flew by , so i went into game stop . I told them hi I'm here to pick my limited edition . And they replied oh I'm sorry we ran out . You have me beat You had a disagreement with a friend about no smoking policies , and that automatically makes you an expert on * all * forms of libertarianism for * all * times ? As in ' hey my name is Harmann , but you can call me Bob ' ? I honestly have no clue why you would say that ... Please expound because federal practices * precisely * mirror the local politics you were lamenting ... Seriously , why aren't you selling these things ? Or at least giving them away to a few lucky top commenters You called the picture of your back " proofniggas " ? If Judeo-Christian angels are sexless , then how do you explain references to Nephilim ? Never been caught masturbating before , but had some close calls as a kid . The one that sticks in my memory is the time that I actually fell asleep while masturbating ( This is the background for FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU atm TODAY huh ? I don't understand If the pronunciation of that sounds like I think it does , it sounds like someone sneezing . Um . Ethnobotany . At Ohio State University ? I was signed up for that course and dropped it first day ... is that the SCV profile picture texture on the terrain ? you have some secret foil induced inside information I see black people ! What ? Awesome sauce . N's Aecheops just killed my Reshiram in one hit with Stone Edge the other team must've been retarded if they lost 5v3 with that line up of stuns Why is it a gif ? holy shit . Well , I was about to go to sleep , but I don't think I can anymore What the hell does he have on ..... * grammar .... Did you eat at my restaurant ? Whoops , forgot about that And WoW learned nothing from its predecessors ? You always have an advantage when you're the not the first at doing whatever . It is actually using that advantage that seems noteworthy in this day and age Something's weird here - - - why would a * girl gamer * ask a * guy * out ? This isn't true ... nobody on Reddit has a girlfriend Thanks for your suggestions . Yeah , I know the grammar looks funny , the copy / paste didn't translate to reddit . Oh well . I'm still trying to figure out why you posted this comment an hour after LandCrusher posted the exact same thing ... Wow I remember using that 14 ( ? ) years ago upvote hand symbol ? we can totally go 3 layers deep if a * fetus in fetu * were to occur Done and done . I did the whole live on campus shindig my first semester of college and hated it so badly . Also , I have two assholes * cough * cats * cough * that I do not think Walker would like . Also , they would kick me out for like a month between may and June Why have I been downvoted for laughing at a joke ? They did a fantastic paint job ! And whatever they did for the hair was amazing . that dude on the segway was like . " fuck i saw him hit the wall and touch a few cones " You didn't know that you couldn't play the game until it was actually released ? I clicked . Wonder if they got double the pleasure It's looks nothing like a hobbit . I guess he dresses like that 3:36 am right now 11,000 ! ? ! That's more than Michael Phelps was eating ! Why do you want to reactivate your account ? This is awesome ! This totally looks like something I'd make and then when I show it to people they usually react ... I did this only in my dream I was fighting a bunch of people , and somebody grabbed me from behind , so I threw an elbow back . I elbowed my gf in the ribs . She just stared wide eyed WHERE ! ? How did we see that ? ? ? What's the bottle of lube for ? HOLY SHIT - I READ THIS JUST WHEN I WAS DOING IT ! Twelve YEARS Wow . Fish : Am I the only one who gets the creepy vibe that this could be her professor / teacher .. This gets posted every night . Dude ... upvote for a ridiculously simple solution to that . Maybe it's just cuz I'm not insecure and in touch with reality , but men seem to like me just fine mordor ... where the shadows lie " blindly downvoted below the viewing threshold , " ................ Bittter ! LMAO Holy crap , I actaully do neurocomputational modeling in mice olfactory systems What else am I supposed to do at work ? but did bird did exist before paper airplane ? i am strangely comforted that i was not the only one , yet , disturbed that i was not the only one ... My school didn't have a restaurant in the lunch room where and how do i get a pair How much cheese do you generally use ? ? I don't know how much a metric ton means You're 135 and a size 10 jeans ? Where on earth are you buying jeans from ? I'm the same weight and a size 2 in Gap's Curvy jeans ( other styles don't fit just because I have a bit of a butt ) . But seriously , where do you get your jeans ? I got so close to beating the normal one .... 2 people off - __ - :P do you get any extra BP from beating it ? ... and how are you supposed to get enough to hav 46 BP for the power items ... That's a lot of changes to the weapons That might be the case holy shit dude , not even a day and 10 rage comics ? ! ? ! The portal 2 pre-load just updated . sorry , my mistake for assuming . lol that does make your post a little creepy . First time I read it I was like Dat sourcecode . are you from SU ? What . The . Fuck . " You don't have permission to access / blondes.jpg on this server . " Weird , I watched it last night too . Look at that bunch over there , they've SPOTTED US Am I the only person who has never even seen one of these ? I think Its safe to say , that it really depends who exactly liked the photo was he using a science fair project as a base for his grill ? Awwwwww .... but I thought Atheists eat their kids when they're babies ? I don't know , but I'm pretty sure it's not food . TIL that automatic toilets are used for drug dealing and prostitution THEY KNOW This looks great . Sort of like a first person DOTA You don't look like the guy you put on the card . I've never seen your LP You need a video for this ? It's two screws . Wedding ring . My brother was once suggested GestapoFX ... How did you get that from the article ? Well handled , sir . Also , my Nephew has a phone . He's 8 . He started messaging me ( his Mum have him my number I guess ) ... I thought someone was playing a joke on me ... surely no ones going to give an 8 year old a phone and credit . I've seen the movie many times , but it's the first time I notice the pubes of the tables Me and a friend got 3/4 of an ounce , paid 100 GBP for it . That comes to roughly 7.7 $ per gram I almost made one about this same thing yesterday , make a different tax one tho . Never made front page tho . " Idol worship ? " I feel like " Time to update the syllabus ... " is definitely going to be a phrase going into my catchphrase pool . I think I might need to start a one liner notebook Now hear me out , i used to love playing jet moto , we played it all day . Then last year I bought it on psn , Wait what ? Your wife ? . . . i had read this as mind blown by a weird artificial intelligence robot : nods : I was trolling , but nothing happened . I would have thought someone majoring in animal science would be a little less squeemish about representative anatomy wait ... are you saying that politicians are competent ? that can't be right . likens gays to nazis ? That is just disturbing . uk doesnt tax poker winnings oddly enough im going to see jersey boys in ... vegas .. OH GOD . Fuck everything about this picture ! Kill it ! KILL IT NOW ! Don't let it breed and have babies that'll reach me in Toronto ! It ~ ~ was ~ ~ is I thought , " aw that seems relaxing . I wonder what a Mossberg is . " . * Google Image " Mossberg " * ... I think that he thinks he IS Ethan . Your girlfriend encouraged you to steal It's terrifying ! But I must keep looking at it ... Why would you buy a phone from best buy i think it would be better if that list wasn't necessarily in any order . just get through all of them and see how long it takes for you to break down . :) edit : clannad and after story need to be added to that list yea wow ... totally gonna check his stream when i can Yeah , so far everyone in / r / gaymers is pretty nice . Haven't encountered any douschebags yet . Maybe that means I'm the douschebag though . Have you played on a pvp survival server ? so what's the addon's name ? Amazing . Wish I could draw as good as those kids . The other ones are creepy . I think he's broken So these guys are using alts for the minute or two when they TP around before deleting the characters ... are they doing the starting area over and over and over ? I'm not sure if it's worth it . I talked to the guy who didn't believe in solar eclipse . They were giving instructions on how to watch it without getting your eyes fucked up and he just says it's all " journalist fabrications because that's not possible " ... this feels so wrong you look surprisingly a lot like my ex That is the most beautiful . thing . ever . Well , it didn't asplode , but there is a funny smell . I can't tell if it's the estuary or something ... else . You go to hell . YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE ! Oh they , re chicken . Shit , they taste like ham What if they don't live in the States ? DUDE WE HAVE THE SAME TABLE whoa nice vid This isn't a subreddit . TIL Ursula Andress ( from the thumbnail ) is 75 . Thank you . I was thinking everyone in this thread was high off their asses for a minute there Stack them on top of each other It took me , like , 5 times through that GIF to figure the damn thing out . I like mine with sriracha Well , to quote the article " could be " . apparently she was hallucinating ? Did anyone else wish the guy shouting into the mic would shut up so you could hear the music ? I just can't picture a monk holding an AK47 I also like what you did with your portal . But I think we may have ended up in the same Nether ... You smoking when you have asthma ? But ... You could buy more food with that money than you'd get for free I'm with there are a lot of mechanics Holy Crap , how has it been 45 minutes already Would listen but I'm saving it for the album . Can't wait He may have read that , I'm not sure . I'll ask him , though . That topic was priceless just for the webcam pics of that one guy holding up the revolver like I heard about the group , joined it but didn't realize I had to have a potato sack game . Oh well , so much for that Brian ? Is that you ? Dude , you act like you're Mr . Bigshot money bags walking in here tossing gold coins out of your pocket . You're giving people what is effectively free . You say you're not in it for the karma , but you're pointless non-self post link says otherwise . If you're happy about your job , you could have said so , rather you just post a picture of a potato But he gave away like 50-100 of em ! me gusta I didn't know such a thing could happen . Deep Anal Abyss Vol . 2 .... watch that for some Sure , I'll tell him once he comes online . Or would you like me to tell one for him instead ? These are prerecorded . They just didn't edit it . [ ] ( / gbeh ) It's a real turn off if you * don't * play video games when i went on the pill , i went up a cup size so i just stopped taking it . they haven't gone back to normal yet though .... THE GOOD MAN HAUNTS MY SLEEP This comic is actually my pall ( who just turned 21 ) and was telling me the story at work today . I told her I was going to make a rage comic for her because the events sounded perfect for a comic lol . She had no idea what a rage comic was until now Thats a lot of fried RAM Pretty sure i used to have this on my mp3 player back in highschool you could just click that little hide button under the title of every post I don't want to say ALL waiters / waitresses are mindless slaves ( it does actually require skill / talent in several areas like memorization , being polite , balancing , always looking nice , etc . ) but overall , it's a field where I can't for the life of me see the appeal beyond tips . Tips I say ! ! ! i have never pooped in a public restroom . Hey , you're moving to my corner of the state and part of your username is my last name . ARE YOU ME FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION ? ! so you're saying anyone with a good chunk of start up funds and 3-10 hours of free time a week could make profit in a similar fashion ? ? obviously not at the magnitude you're seeing , but a profit none the less ? ? I mean .... couldn't people google every single watch or collectible on there and pick out the ones that they find good feedback on dude .... all I can say is fuck yeah and I need to marry me a Japanese man so our kids can get amazing presents like this The 80 ' s personified ... I'm kind of in the same boat . I've been to Centretown once on a Monday night . Wasn't too bad , was fairly quiet up until one chick ran into some other chick she knew . THEN it got really loud someone downvoted you ? Egad , when you put it that way .... Its easier to aim with touchpad than mouse ? but yes . If I'm OCD enough to direct you to the correct subreddit , you can only imagine the lengths i will go to to achieve proper weight distribution Hope you dont mind ... Totally fapping to this right now . High fructose corn syrup ? How on earth do you manage to wipe * that * close to the water ? Does your toilet fill really high or something ? .... * both * of your jaws ? everything although ass is what really just make like So ... the ancients who worshipped the sun ( a star ) as the giver of life were closer to this understanding than christianity ? I wonder if Amazon will price match this one too and lower the price to 24.99 End Credits - That's not enough spoiler warning , geez , do everything have to be written in red blinking text over here What ? i was reading cnn ... over 100 reported tornadoes from this storm system . more than 60 of those were in north carolina You dont just take a lane when cars are doing 65mph Charity ? And honestly , why would you go to Cairo without a plan ? Here in Spain too : the biggest WTF happened when I realized there actually were young people who went to the church , believed in god and stuff I read this as ' ... and blanket farts ' . I'm impressed Holy crap , her ribs really poking through on that second picture . lol the wife always I'm not 22 ... I am watching you . First I was like First I was like Hotshot so carries team with rainbow powers Oh god , I can do this without even thinking . I'm disgusted and disturbed and .. I can't look away . That doesn't defeat the point of a tablet at all They all have the same expression . Dude , where in tacoma is this ? ! Get out of my head Me too MVP , BoxeR , MMA , Hyperdub , bomber ... is there any way code A Ro4 wont be 4 terrans ? I know that a red sun rising means blood has been spilled this night , but what about a red moon setting I'm suspicious that Reddit " crashes " are actually a feature to keep people more productive . If so ... it's working She's not even wearing jeans she is PERFECT Hitler was a she ? Weird ! I was just thinking about this scene and how hard it made me laugh the first time I saw it the other day . The funny part is , I wasn't actually high ... Wtf , you have to pay for Windows Updates ? Where do you live ? I have friended one hundred and ... wait , * one hundred and four users ! ? ! * Man he could have charged $ 100 a month for the closet space . With a gas mask ? ROBOT INVASION Lol yeah a bit nervous at first .. but don't worry I'll talk louder next time There is only one possible outcum with a position like that Is that quote from something ? cause one of my music instructors posted that quote as his facebook status on friday Losing several sentries and couple of zealot in the beginning ? Then tries to expand ? What is wrong with Huk ? I'm a diamond player and I know that was just simply a bad decision . Also , no Collosus ? [ ] ( / surprised " Goddamn , I never thought of bisexuality like that ! I only have PS3 , would that work as well Sweet ever-loving fuck . Why ? I mean ... Why not just be content with 200mg of oxy a day . Is the high from 2000mg of oxy a day any better ? I think the exchange above illustrates a broader behavior . It isn't just colon + close parens , people pair a wide variety of characters with the colon to express a surprisingly varied range of emotions in sideways faces . There is also a whole alternate vocabulary of right-side-up type faces . There's a lot to process ! ( If you click the picture ... new pictures come up ! ? I thought it was hilarious . Of course it wasn't ' good ' . First thing I thought was the poor poor Chinese qualifiers , all up against some of the best players in Korea I should have probably mentioned that ideally , I'd * like * to go to bed by 10 . By the looks just of the label , that'd make me stay up for 3 days BEGGING to work out ! Same with that red jug that they sell at the gym . good lord man ... I Wanna Be The Guy still strikes fear in my heart That , or you should start playing the loto ! the fucking silver thing from terminator 2 . it * wouldn't die * . Ha , I am glad you all like my cheeto idea this was my salad I've never seen that ED in Gintama before I just looked at yours . Hartville is very close to Uniontown ! Don't tell me you live in UT ... Yeah I accidentally had my headphones on max volume and on mute , and I went to listen to it , and unmuted it ... :D Same situation as me . Only CS . Oh well , I envy those who only got the potato pack only my railgun can shoot # of upvotes was 666 when I clicked on this \ m / ( Triple portals Yeah I was going to mention Happy , at one point he was around 94 % although now both him and select are 89 % ish . He's 151-17 wow that is one of 2 that i clicked . what are the chances . Wait , what ? I'm confused . Were you saying $ 22 meaning USD in the original reply or .. huh ? sweet mother of pearl ! girl humor . hilarious I tend to buy white ones to discourage the faint of heart There have in fact been host migrations . Apparently not all games are on servers for the beta , it's random . Some will be some won't be . Not sure of the logic behind this since I'd figure stress testing was something they really wanted to test ... but ... maybe later ? And Feeney still refused to take it I watched this video just to hear him say " draaank " , he said " drink " . Hee hee ... This sort of reminds me of that fantastic phrase in National Treasure , something on the lines of the American constitution being ' the single most important document in the history of man ' ... How did you make it over there on just $ 100 ? Wow that is a huge change I think you are freaking out cause it just happened .. but probably in 10 years time you will have new legs .. but probably even less time than that I didn't understand how the fuck you got the bagel around the center at first . I heard this joke as a Chinese president , with the mom saying her si - no way I've heard of , but got an upvote for asking . So tired of seeing inflate the dog , inflate the cat , inflate the panda every night Yeah , they should know that shit is getting serious . Unfortunately , my parents think that it's okay to call me right before exams , because they shouldn't pose a problem to me anyway ... Very interesting . But : 1 thc Me too holy crap . digging out my mindstorms set next time i go home Oh my god the pictures of you just went from really creepy to a really nice looking guy ! That is so cool you followed this advice and it was spot on Where are you applying ? .... they walk among us Gosh , you're right . I don't know ... I just clicked on a replay and this happened . Can you seriously run MC on that ? ! Dear God . It's like a genetic cesspool high on meth . What if they do it . You can go a week on one tank of gas ? Uh if you are going off the X / XX on each level youre wrong . but he's a P player Those hiiiips probably just a sun news marketing shill Wait , so you stated that she keeps thinking you're the one , but still wants to see other guys ? Shit dayum ! ! ! He asked you to be " friends " after THAT ? ? ? I felt the same way ... especially when I heard these verses read as part of a wedding . crazy , zero right away ... eyes are all Aaaghh ! ! ! ! I cant ... Take it anymore ! Im scarred for life . What is a controller board ? haha touch é . Maybe we should just focus on population control ... Maybe kill off several tens of millions ... billions rather ... or is the government already doing that ? ^ An exacto knife ? What the fuck were you doing in the bathroom with one ? tbh .... i kinda want another portal instead . These games are seriously outclassing half life Minecraft man with a Twilight Princess Link skin ... I would really like it if Vlad's puddle duration were reduced again , albeit slightly . He can puddle at the same time Karthus starts channeling his ult and still be invulnerable throughout the whole thing Thanks for making me feel old .. I totally stopped counting after those 150 . I've played newer Pokemon games but I mostly went Seriously ? That's it ! Battle for Wesnoth . So hot my computer needs it's fan replaced . I share his birthday ? TIL the largest number is * about * 45 billion . Yeah the online system really is amazing , it puts pretty much any other fighting game's lobby system to shame . And i haven't watched any fatality video on purpose so last night when i did noob saibot's fatality , i was like Is her name Gisela ? Is that mouseover text there ? Did you just take a screenshot of that , put it in paint , save it , then upload it to imgur ? Thanks ! Into Japanese ? I guess I could Oh Lord ... sex with Gollum ... get out of my head . Uhm .. they're not though ; not in TX anyway . They sell them at local German groceries , there is one just down the street from me . I actually don't see the skin problems everyone's freaking out about . In white pants , no less . Maybe we could bring everyone else up to our level I thought I was having a residual post 70s acid trip Holy crap , you are a terrible person There's many different shades of redhead Who texts full caps messages like that At first I was like That's what the real hitler wants you to think This means she's probably a scientologist Holy shit I never realized until now [ that such a similarity existed between the two series ] ( / spoiler ) . Yes , I definitely see it . But the little hands being held up are often used for Y U NO guy , and it seems like he'd make way more sense in this context than Kirby It looks awesome but I'm not so sure I could sleep there . I mean what if a rasta just walks into your room or a giant rice rat comes to visit while you're asleep . That is kind of frightening . I've cooked on a lot of different gas stoves due to how rapidly I change locations , and cooking time for me has always been very close to 11 minutes . How high is the damn flame on your stove ? It's all well and good till your host file stops words with friends from working entirely are u serious ? its called a tablet ? I've never gotten an audiobook . Does the person reading the book do the voices for each character ? ? B / c that would be amazing . No he's a dick . Douche and dick are different .. ... ( You and your buddy tried to beat his gf's bf ? You just destroyed my productivity for the next week I'm confused about the labia hanging out .... why would this happen if you're wearing a swimsuit that fits ? Can you guys contact an European store to print these too ? 15 dollars delivery costs to the Netherlands for a 19 dollar shirt yes however they haven't yet ... considering they released the preload > 10 days earlier ( meaning they finished the game early ) im guessing they had time .... must have been those stupid hats being added to the game At first before reading the title and I saw the pic , I thought Protoss got a Siege Tank , I was like WE ARE THE SAME PERSON ... didn't use a thesaurus . I like werdz . Few and far between ? Huh ? * ( what_the_fuck_am_I_Reading . jpg I have a compass like this , found it in a bin of stuff in my spare room , and the face was cracked . I'm still eating lunch XD Also It was amazing . And even better than the first and I havent even started co op . I used to think that " hiccups " was like a tiny parasite or something that could jump from on person to the next , but there was only one in the world so only one person could ever have hiccups at one time . So when I got hiccups I'd think it'd just come from some other person over in Asia or something . Imagine my surprise when one day I got hiccups at the same time as my mom . So basically , your experience with Texas ... is actually not having any experience with Texas . You saw something on tv and concluded that , because what you saw in that movie / tv show took place in a desert , Texas sucks for being in the desert , even though Texas isn't actually in the desert ... If you had to guess , how many hours do you think you spent playing Diablo II ? For me , maybe : 4x365x3 = 4380 " The snozberries taste like snozberries " Why did he have technical questions on linked lists I give no shits , but I don't chew gum either ... except when I'm at MLGs ... weird . Now I am intrigued . What do they say that is so repulsive ? What ninja escape hole ? Its ok I have portal and tf2 Did you play the Co-Op ... ? If I didn't know better , I'd think you were in love with him . Actually , I don't know better My friend Reggie said he was there and that it took him six tries AFAIK , yes , it's always been like that . Vote Tribble Roadkill ? Because that's the first thing I thought of even with the NDP prompt in the title here ... .... but then you also drink bat urine . Grats , can't break rank 1 silv into gold Suddenly the Nether . Interesting thought - she poses a dichotomy but she doesn't necessarily apply that dichotomy to herself ... kind of like the " sex or cheese " question , except this one is a value judgement rather than an arbitrary preference Is it fun using phil galfonds slide ? Which is actually an improvement . And I have no idea why we're being downvoted I'm a black girl and would never in my life do anything like that . Crazy people . r / nosleep Here goes nothing Steam * is * my world . Woooo ( Vuuuuu ) I just got home The " upside-down cross " is also a Christian symbol - - St . Peter's cross . Not sure why it's occasionally mistakenly used to represent satanism Just check out the comments on the last page . He comments on his own video like a douchebag . I went to school with him too ... I knew that something was behind all this ! and it was a Friday too I can hear you guy ya know omg I was just at Meijer yesterday and I saw this Everyone in Brazil pronounces it as " jiga " . Maybe the Doctor is Brazilian shahin ? really ? i was calling you Shawn all weekend Man , with that much space , why the hell wouldn't they just make an 18 ? I would have a few years ago . Now every song sounds the same I don't know why it started either , it's just sickening .. did you downvote me this is really funny because the PlayStation Network is gonna be down for like 2 days as well ... just like reddit kinda was ... TIL that Milla Jovovich is kind of a whore ... Jesus the balls on that guy . Everybody else is running scared shitless out and he just plows through that house like he's playing call of duty with cheats on And how can you determine how high is easch level on that scale ? I think I love you How much are you willing to pay ? Wow those are incredible And you wouldn't believe the trouble I went through , trying to find some locally ! Most people looked at me with an expression somewhat akin to this : I always saw ' TIL that thing is called an aglet Is this real life ? the first image I used to fold the page over so I wouldn't have to look at it watched that for 5 minutes straight I might get downvoted but what exactly is fart migration ? I was kinda hoping your text would explain this somewhat . Truth ... but what me and a friend did on 420 is that ... times like 52 . 9 bowls and 2 edibles all consumed in one 4 hour sitting in the a . m . how would sex work ? I know the feeling . We're out there and a lot of times we are looking for you too . Green or Conservative ? more powerful 2 gates rusheeeeees keep the child , I'll have the kid Erm .. so how would Reproduction work ? I mean .. yea , How ? Err , there * was * booty shake , but you'll also find there was " up'n'down the flagpole " bouncing too . Delaware was too weird compared to * Jersey * ? Yeah ... that's a little odd too . I dunno , her special parts don't seem to be doing half the amount of stuff mine seem to do during sexytimes Yes , ` My dad's best friend is a hardcore atheist physics professor , who's married to a devout catholic who goes to mass THREE times a day . Happily married too , for about 35 years . I have NO IDEA how though , she's more than a little bit crazy , she tried to bless me with holy water when I'm at her house , and give me books about the dangers of satanism whoa , i passed by the square today on my way to my grandparents ' , and didn't even notice . will definitely look out for it ( s disappearance ) next time . this is pretty crazy — who knows what kind of political and ideological tussles were behind this decision .. power of voodoo radar over ? what ? Valbuena off the post ! great loss ! Is the So , how does it works , is it basically to boil your own balls ? Damn you , I want to read that so much ! Er .... What ? Hey , I was just browsing reddit on my normal name and saw this I've got an interview in a week . We'll see how that goes . What is it with babies ? They are always staring into the depths of my soul like this Holy Crap how much does this pay ? but you're a courier and your bike has multiple gears Featured video is " St . Bernard Dogs Mating " Thanks , I missed it and dying to watch them ... Today's a busy day too : IPL , NASL , GSL , Destiny-iNc showmatch , Stars War . Your account name makes it look like your comment has negative points . But now you have a LICENSE . dear god , i hope you recycled after I don't know how you could browse the internet without it ! I find that ... strangely polite for some reason . TIL the RGV was once it's own nation . I have almost the same Shepard . OH GOD ... nightmare fuel ! A face in the dark appears and then all of a sudden it bursts into a million spiders . He looks exactly the same probably because it is ... No comprende ... why ? I really don't know . That said , PBR is the best . WARNING : do not search in google images . Surprisingly true .... I almost didn't do any form of stretching the day after a really hard workout , since I could barely stand up straight ... I was walking around like Gollum . Then I did a sun salutation and it was magically fixed You sir have obviously not been having gay sex lately Uh , he would not respond to this . What if you turned into a child while you were doing * it * ? Did anyone else Read : " The Woman I'm in Love with is Engadget " If you have to share the road with cars that are driving 45 mph , I would take * every * precaution to be safe ... I just packed my suitcase by randomly shoving things in there and * it was optimal * You following around Reddit or something ? Wow , i did not expect go get karma for this ne t'inquiete pas , I'm an ex-trap lurker myself , and still have a minor obsession with tg captions the more you know Am I the only one that found Portal 2 was way harder than Portal 1 ? Wow , you made me laugh and get scared all at once . christ been there too ! No anaesthetic either . Jesus I'd forgotten how painful that was Mine was about 60 seconds . That was 60 seconds longer than I wanted it to be I'm afraid to ask Same thing . Funnily enough it was because he had heard complaints about it from work , but not about South Park , so that was still allowed wait ... so Arthur is King Arthur ... leader of the knights ? whaaaaaa In fact it brings you closer to God when you hold your faith when still doubting ... Who carries that much in cash nowadays ? Hello....Debit/Credit Cards . I thought everyone in the rave scene knew what a ptot is Someone posted the link to the full thing here in the comments . You should go watch it , it's actually pretty fascinating unless the surgeon was female but , i'm a girl . wowa middle school whah Oh well then I would recomm ... * Checks username * ... * Mind shatters * > he came on screen ? ! Wow . I had no clue diabetics couldn't be pilots until 1997 . I love this . There's a hill near my house i get to ride whenever I go to my friends house . At the midway point there is one of these . Highest I've hit is 38 . I then realized if my brakes were crap I'd probably be going near 50mph into cross traffic . Huh . Wow . I have endometriosis , and before it was diagnosed , my menstrual cycles were so painful that I would vomit for hours before promptly either passing out or having a seizure , or both . I mean , I knew that shit was painful ; apparently kidney-stone painful . You paused the game for an ex ? Sweet thanks . Yeah I loved Warcraft 3 ... I must try HoN sometime soon . I've been avoiding minecraft Yeah sometimes i get paranoid that my mom will look at my history . [ Who has that much fucking time ? ! I see this the day I finally cave and make an account Your lack of punctuation seriously made that sentence kind of Yeah , tell me about it . I took Commons starting fall . Wow I just spent all my time watching them ... I don't even know why so much water was wasted in the making of that video I hope you're still holding out , + 5 % move today ADS EVERYWHERE ! Job description - Browsing 4chan . Hopefully I'll let you know the answer to that question in a couple of hours ... Why would you want to eat brown shit crust ? teh horror And again TIL that horses can get colic and it's serious . lol oops My eyes just melted Had seen one or two of these somewhere , but i never really paid much attention till today i thought breaking pred was a breaking bad reference I can never eat those again . Is this Dan ? ! I first read that as " Had to hold grandpa's dick when he passed " and became somewhat frightened and terribly confused as to why someone would do this / need this done to them when they died . Is it normal if I feel a bit turned on when I use my tongue instead of my finger ? ~ ~ Is it normal if I feel a bit turned on when I use my tongue instead of my finger ? ~ ~ Is it normal if I feel a bit turned on when I use my tongue instead of my finger ? ~ ~ Is it normal if I feel a bit turned on when I use my tongue instead of my finger ? What kind of wonky keyboard do you have that has slashes on the left side ? In a land locked college till mid may Or alternatively , our server breaks again at a critical moment . Geez , what's the use in having a dedicated server ? A lot more Quakes fans than I expected does that mean that Eugen is still a virgin ? Where is it defined as such ? Sit there quietly and let him do his thing , unless you want Scientology on your ass . How did it feel to get deleted at the end instead of being set free like the rest of us ? I don't think you can baptise someone after they're dead no kidding . I'm just ready for this shit to be done , then start all over again in the Fall ... What part of society deems the " cute , girl next door type " a flaw ? My god .. It's full of stars . Was this from a deleted scene from the Spring Break episode ? I don't remember this part with that guy making this face : Never had it crash , but it insists on making all the hover tool-tips float on top of all my other open windows I still remember that first rush when I lied to one of those things the first time . WHAT IF THEY KNOW I have never heard of this rule or whatever you want to call it ... and I'm an English major I dunno about this man . I signed up but i'm not exactly sure how practical it is . A facebook for gamers ? Haha , it will probably get you quite far , but hey , won't you feel sad about leaving terran behind ? I feel that if they get even one or two marauders then they will be able to kite your zealots around infinitely . Forcefields can't really fix that problem , either , because of limited energy and the range on marauders . But yes , you do bring up some pretty interesting points ! The Gengars and Gyarados are ... overwhelming How did you even get a 5 dan to serious I feel you , I have commitment issues as well . I've committed my dick to your mouth so if you can't commit to that then I can't commit to friends Does the battery not get damaged from putting it in your wallet ? wow . I kinda u turned wood to diamond As weird as it sounds , this is completely true . The country itself is amazing and the average American is an extremely nice person . They have some views I totally disagree with , but as long as you don't step on their toes , they're mostly cool . And the country ( i . e . nature ) is just I do not see a ring .... Celestia with a trollface ? hopefully this one .... You look just like my sister in the first picture Did you mean to do that ? Truthfully , this may be the hardest I have laughed at anything on Reddit ... and I'm not even high What the fuck . I literally just finished watching Jurassic Park and come on reddit to see this . GET OUT OF MY HEAD Shit I thought he was dead . What the fuck . I literally was just about to make that exact same comment . GET OUT OF MY HEAD Lisp ? Your friend in the background on that last picture ... Boo . I have over 30 puppies now I love you Chuck Norris but it'd be cool if you would stop walking through my state and ripping it up . He took some of the trailers , oh noooo I'm not sure what's more After reading the comments I paid attention to the dog's expression ... but I'm still wondering where's the other half of the baby ? ! And by fine you mean running over whores and killing cops right ? I did the same thing but never left reddit Oh god . I made vanilla chai frosting for my vanilla chai cupcakes and it had the same effect 2 dozen ? ? So 24 doughnuts right ? And a 1000 calorie drink ? ? That's damn near 7,000 calories ! The video kind of randomly skips from 10 to 16 mins in-game . Small feet or big shoes ? This . Every day to and from work - Lemon Grove to Mira Mesa . I really wanna build one , but I dont know how to make a good one . I heard that you have to clear out ALL caves within a 72 chunk radius or something You can rent automatics ? lol im black and like the my little pony show Ive had a half gallon of starsan sucked up into a Helles when crash cooling ... This " better " version is taking FOREVER to load on my work computer . Must be a big file . The anticipation is killing me WTF ? Did the geek dude actually believe he could cast magic or something ? did you check the basement ? ? ? Yes ! I just called and she said that there are a bunch of them in our loft ! She doesn't know if we have the full set , but she thinks we may . Also , we have a bunch of , if not all of , the " Mysteries of The Unknown " series . I can't wait to return home from school and check these out ! Also , noticed the selling price . He is not being tortured . He's being " protected " from himself . That ... can't be serious . Errrr ... uhh ... I hope I'm not her , but I've never seen anyone else who looks like me . i have lost faith in humanity because people applauded when she was done .... Huh ? Bradley Manning has already admitted guilt . And it never begs for all that unnecessary sex . ( Lol , what the hell ? Don't know why , maybe people would rather see an anime character doing the dances than an actual person . I portrait ... within a portrait ... within a portrait ... within a portrait ... within a portrait ... within a portrait ... within a portrait ... within a portrait ... INCEPTION so thats why all of GTA 4 ' s cheat numbers have 555 in them ... me too .. Anyone else concerned at how expensive the cable is Why do you have so many downvotes ? I just can't believe how terribly unprepared Sony was for this hack ! In my opinion , they were way too confident in their console . Apple and MS both have been hacked to shit , yet their users have always been protected on some level ( even if the banhammer takes some time ) . This is just complete failure ... wow Come to Japan . When the earthquake hit and knocked out our power for a few days I figured all the stores would be closed . Nope they busted out the hand held battery powers checkout machines . Have you ever been there ? He came from the future Well that dederps what you herp-derp-derp ... ! Why do these all seem so awkward hahaha we hit the front page last april fools when i pretended i didn't know her and asked reddit how to approach the random cute girl sitting next to me . got a lot of heat for that The blinking one ... that's a joke or an exaggeration or something , right ? Right ? I need to watch that movie again because I can picture each of those places in my head when I read them You beat me to posting that quote . And perhaps that's for the best .... I don't think I want upvotes for posting " Your vagina can turn inside out . " The trees built the fence That would explain my long hair . WTF i clicked and got pics of kids in bikinis . Is anyone else seeing a transparent effect with that photo ? im watching a movie in vlc right now and i can see it through that photo wait ... mouth . butt . vajayjay ... 4th hole ! ? I did . I've actually been three times ! The deer always attack me Why have I never realized that this guy was in this movie ? HP Customer Participation Program 272MB I don't know your personal situation so I should probably refrain from commenting ... but the realization that " you probably shouldn't do that " has never stopped be before . I don't know your personal situation so I should probably refrain from commenting ... but the realization that " you probably shouldn't do that " has never stopped be before . I'm having flashbacks to when I was a student and looking at internet contracts for my flat ... 7 years ago That's unbelievable . That's 1.75 pounds . Mind = blown . They're right next to each other on my front page . I knew about recount but I don't use it That'd be better in WTF , imo ... No one wanted McCain LOL And I wasnt even supposed to be interviewing for a sales position ... it was supposed to me a Marketing position it's okay ! I'm actually in Knoxville in the heart of the storm . We had a big funnel cloud earlier . Expect the announcement of when the very closed beta definitly maybe is announced . Who needs iTunes when you have . The power of ZunePass ! ! odd why dont you just download pokemon I read this , checked my spam , found nothing , went back to my inbox , BAM : email from sony . Took fucking long enough . They must have known I was checking my email From a distance I thought the two sharks were actually one bra Same here must be a conspiracy That is one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen ... This is the part where I turn my desk around and put my back to the wall . What is the marketing monstrosity in the OP ? Haha , the old guy at my office told me to veye a file today . I 6G of impact at the camera distance TIL they still make Brut I was playing a 4chan game where you would search your city for sex offenders , then you post the results . So I searched mine and found my next door neighbor . I realize I take my gf for granted Endangered Species .... Yeah , the Homo sapien species is fucking rare . I never understood what they said AH ! this is a rather creepy picture . Also , this is the first instance of recognizing someone in a random internet picture . I think I know the dude in the middle . Hours ... I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN . Prescription > California You wrote this in like , five minutes at school . I started re-reading a couple weeks ago in anticipation to the show .. I had forgotten how big / epic that whole world was .. umm did anyone else notice that the unicorn sparkles a little So many eggs So did I . you dip your banana in tea ? Whenever I hear about straight guys in drag it reminds me of Eddie Izzard , who is an amazingly clever and funny man X ) alot of people I know are still surprised that even though he goes on stage in dresses and makeup , he's actually straight . I guess I don't know many open minded people though This comic was choc full of offensiveness . You not going to blame Sony just a little ? Try living near Los Angeles , it's like bi-curious central out here . Pussy .... 220v and still alive * twitch twitch * Holy shit . That's half a week's calories No more than any of us can prove our current one prerequisite ? percoset ? That's what caused the earthquake ! Yeah sure that be great ! ... does this mean you're dead Andy Warhol plays minecraft ? I didn't know the arm that falls on Ellie was Samuel L Jackson's character's , I didn't even register that he died , he just suddenly disappeared from the movie . " Next time we eat out my sister " they they are there .... then where is tastosis ? Were did you get that shirt That link says " Jersey Shore . " Better question : How did they get the wood and tools up there to build the tea house in the first place ! ? Actually prevented me from clicking the link Theres ' a moving tree at 0:54 As a spider lover this makes me sad , but I love Garfield too so im torn Sure ! I would love having a pet bird named Jake in prison in my 60s ! commas in a username ? I hate the intro , Cannot appriciate any of the * humor * . But ! I love any news about TOR so I still listen each time I hate spider and I love Garfield so im not torn I havn't seen mau live , but everything i see online seems like he's actually doing stuff live and really works the crowd . i guess its more of a vibe that can't be transmitted thru video . Now Dada Life on the other hand ... I usually feed my python adult mice , but one day all the store had was a small rat so I picked that up instead . When I put it in front of him he just stared at it like It was Jatt iirc , and was it only a few days ago ? Which is which ? Haha so you're the one that was insulting my intelligence for nearly half an hour because I couldn't find a particular Stonewall video . I hope you were trolling , because if not you have anger issues I've been using a 3/2 all winter they're just like us ! ... we need to go derper . He asked me if it was okay with me . I said yes , he wouldn't have snuck away if I said I wasn't comfortable . I was comfortable with it , but it was just ridiculous because RIGHT after he got angry about that picture . Hey there , I am a curious undergrad and I want to play around with programs like Spartan and Gaussian . Can you recommend me a reference book / site anything ? Even though I am good with computers I just don't know what to do after installing these software Bitch is gonna lose balance and fall I'm scared of what Beard Guy on the right is holding ... big , red and swollen ( You're a funny person . That is all . one man with a lot self taken nude shots , sometimes with other men . weirdly he walked in with a family They give him words that already rhyme with each other ? wow , ~ ~ lots of parts and ~ ~ ( ok not THAT many parts ) very cheap shipping O_O cheaper than buying locally and having them send them over with a local curier Falcons gave up two firsts , two fourths and a second first I was like ^ _ - but then I was like How do you have five one night stands with only 4 people I always thought that hallucinations are internal to a person , so when a sentry hallucinate something , wouldn't it be the only one who can see it ? Or does the sentry actually cause hallucination in other units ? I'm pretty sure i didn't blink the whole time watching that Is that the male equivalent of being a stripper ? What exactly is he exercising ? Geez . At first I thought he wasn't going to do anything at all , then I thought he was setting himself up to crack his head on the floor , then I was like Aqueous equilibrium refers to any equilibrium occurring in solution ; acid / base equilibria fall under that subtopic . Also , titrations had to have been covered ; they're extremely important . It's when you analytically determine the concentration of an acid or base by neutralizing it with an acid / base of known molarity and recording how much of it you used . And QM should have been covered too . I hope you're trolling Your username makes me suspect sarcasm .. Damn dude .... that fuckin blows .... Why did the judge count it as meth ? Thanks for all the help . I was like yep . but nothing wrong with it ... unless you have a thing for animals ... kinda like how your name suggests ... Link us , or the love of Sagan ! Go to Sonic and get a double cheeseburger . I'm serious , do that shit . If you don't like it I will fucking paypal you the price of it back . Totally serious You really don't get it ? I'm 22 and find myself watching that show ( and enjoying it ) from time to time . Makes me wonder what I'll be like at 40 . a whole new world has opened up for me Would of been perfectly hipster if I said laser disc . Blood , why ? Bikes ... in a bus ? Why ! ? notice your mom is gonna see this as well . the last minute ... Moar like vigorously puking So ... why were you searching this video ? switch frontside front foot impossible . Cory Kennedy came out doing one front 180 down some stairs ... then 360 over a skatepark hip No . I do the same thing . During interview with Jinro you can see in the background that Idra talking with Huk ? ! ? ! ? Where is that figure coming from ? quite possibly yes ...... why ... Good lord , just think of the kinetic energy behind one of those bad boys . Definitely a girl . I know because I was there TIL derper Jesus , I had a Teddy Ruxpin doll do the same to me , only I had put my CATS tape in his player years before ( he would lip sync , it was awesome ) . So imagine hearing ' Memories ' being warbled in slow motion from the back of your closet only to discover the lazy-eyed off kilter bear singing along . Almost every online store asks for it these days . Oh wow , haha . I missed " beak . " Nice one , I'm dumb . And you play starcraft ? No I think they thought someone would steal it wait ... you just made me think ... if i reach thru the portal and fap myself , its almost like a stranger is doing it . saw one of those child gas masks on Pawn Stars the other day , this picture kinda puts it into perspective Did two separate people think I was serious ? Funny , you are the prime suspect . Cell phone cameras .... I know It's true that bisexual is sometimes much easier to explain than pansexuality . For me , because of how I feel about there being more than just 2 genders , i had this huge thing I had to explain about how I am bisexual , but I feel there are more genders than that , and on and on ... until people were just looking at me like so : Something is not right here .. You're looking into the blue portal , and see her / you coming out on the other side .. But the Orange portal is on the right , and you see nothing coming out of that .. You shouldn't be able to see yourself through that blue portal at all .. I thought the title of that magazine was " Taller " like ... a magazine for tall women ... Are you implying that there is a social group somewhere that ritualistically compares measurements of some aspect ( s ) of their vaginas ? ! Canon vs Nikon hate weirds me out , Nikon hand straps on my Canon stuff and have been asked so many times why I do it . It's not like there's any incompatibility for hand straps . Oh ... wow ... I forgot they even come with instructions . I had to open next month's package to get some but it says to take as soon as I remember ( now ) and take the other at the normal time . Then it says I do NOT need to use back up contraception ... He looks exactly like him . Understanding basic statistics is nerdy now ? It was the very first thing my eyes focused on this morning . I thought , " great , thanks . " ( I'm toorsdenote's sister ) I was freaked out by them too after that ! Funny the things we picked up on . I wonder if we discussed it together at the time or just both had a I'm really confused as to what this is ... > What would you get if you thought you were ordering a car ? A car fetus ? I ... guess so I don't know how I never noticed it then . Its tough but keep at it . I am on day 3 , have shown trace amounts of ketones for the last 36 hours and my wife just told me that she finished putting tonights dinner recipes into my calorie tracking software ... 92 carbs ! that looks like a front fender bolted to the frame and then a quarter cut . No need to apologize dude ( I'm Mexican myself ) , I actually thought of yours as more of a typo ... what got my spelling OCD all a-flutter was someone " fixing " the sentence leaving the typo / misspelling there So , let me get this straight , 1.5 million dollars is going to the family of a man who was estranged from them ? Where does that make sense ? There's an obvious reason he was homeless . Otherwise , why did they not shelter him ? Yet , when he is killed , they pop up and want justice and praise how great of a man he is ? you gotta love the black bartenders face at the end .. .... while exploiting the privilege of right of way . You use Opera ? ! ? ! ? I thought it was Lady Gaga at first glance . : O i live right there My gynecologist said my vagina was " exceptionally clean and well cared for . " Asked if I douche .... ( I don't ) ... and then said I shouldn't if I did , even if it makes it super clean . It's like an Iced Coffee , but with chocolate syrup instead of coffee . I dunno , maybe it's an Australian thing ? What in God's name are you hosting that costs $ 10,000 a MONTH in CDN fees ? Looks > stats Oh , hey , that's probably right yeah .. It would have been ineffective , the whole room was wet by the time I realized it was there I actually find tattoos like that on a girl attractive , and i've met plenty of girls without tattoos that are batshit crazy .. so i don't see your point of experience I wonder if the two pregnant girls knew what they were ' modeling ' for .. Why am I getting downvoted for talking about this ? I swear to athe that these are the exact numbers that I picked Pretty sure that was a joke , but then again I lost my ability to be shocked in the late 90s , when I discovered that there was not only such a thing as " clown porn " , but multiple sites dedicated to it . Can't tell if this is sarcastic or not YOU ARE MAKING CTHULHU I thought that the second pick was a man's feet She's wearing a truly effective corset . Either way , this shouldn't be humanly possibly what if you shot it into someone else's mouth ? would you get to sit in their stomach Your post is still up woah woah woah ... * looks at address bar * HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS A JPEG I most certainly did ! I was wondering what that was When I first saw the giant pickaxe I was like Damn , how much do you bench ? You don't think Dexter is a well written character ? Is that a papercraft rifle ? What is it ? Pyroclastic flows move at near super sonic speeds and are 400-600 degrees . I don't think good insulation will stop that . And the one from the left ? Science ! I laughed so hard that I cried . I'm sorry about your awful experience , but seriously , the mental image you painted about made me shit my pants I was laughing so hard woh I thought you had done this digitally , then printed it . I was asking for an image of the digital version so I could use it as a background . I felt horrible reading it ....... yet .... so right Best part : I'm not even furry :P Just got curious what all the hate on them was about , read ED's rendition ( good god that's a hate rant Twice the cost of my car i'm glad you decided to contribute . your pen anecdote , while hardly relevant , does make me feel a bit better . also , i always lie . bitches keep the pens they're lent , or worse , CHEW them Drying with toilet paper doesn't sound like it would go too well Probably not holy shit This is quickly transforming into a nightmare . Most of the people who have treated me badly seem to be far more intimidated by me now . I didn't necessarily do anything to them , but they have developed some sort of guilty intimidation towards me because they are also like , " Poker face . " You'd be surprised . I could swear Obama pulled an intentional troll face in profile at the beginning there ALIENS ARE REAL ! ! Makes sense , not sure why i was downvoted .. Just read in a different article when psn is back up we all have to change our username and passwords .. do they mean e-mail or the actual psn id ? I feel insane for this thread being 4 + hours old , on the front page , and no one yet saying " pics or it didn't happen " . Er I'm in the wifi room now too . I don't see you I can see you , but it just says " communicating with xzhsh . " Why is this in circlejerk ? what the fuck Sounds amazing . I wish I was there . I definitely will be there when UFC comes to New Orleans - FACT . Also , did you see the Makdessi spinning back fist live ? If so , was it as loud there as it was on tv ? I couldn't stop rewinding it interestingly enough , his 1 hour old comment wasnt showing 50 minutes ago You can actually hear them crunch . What is this layout Did anyone else notice the tripple nipple ? or omega This is new to me . Whe ... What did I just see ? ? It thinks I live in the UK ... I'm on the east coast , US . Thank you for the timely redirection ! For whatever reason I don't recall this from Blizzcon at all " That would be quite a lot of money ... Wow , I totally forgot this show ever existed . Talk about a blast from the past . I just want to know why you have a tshirt over your head My parents had one of these when I was growing up ... I used to play with it a lot . What would happen if you moved one of the portals ? You apologize for being even better than anticipated ! ? nuclear missile ... detected at 90 mins , tied at 2-2 . That would freak me out . john , while sam had " had , " had had " had had . " " had had " had had a better response from the teacher . I was about to say this exact thing , but then I realized : Why was the ship abandoned in The Lodger ? Yeah I use the same mechanical pencils as you ! Wow , fast replies My friend wasn't the accuser . My friend was a witness called to testify in defense of the accused . it wasn't water Half of the time I see an iPad in public kids are using it as a toy Haha , at first when I read it , I thought you were describing youre daughter . I did and I have a pretty sweet limbal ring myself ! And OH GOD ! Chrome said limbal is spelled wrong and wanted it replaced with " Limbaugh . " HOLY SHIT ! Relevant username . Town Halls and the " information " the crowds were given about the Affordable Care Act were accurate portrayals of democracy in action , but the Ryan Budget's reputation at Town Halls is the result of " misinformation " ? What ? I was gonna say that [ j ] is for jizz , but then I saw [ z ] I do now . Woah ... source ? The Dubbit hivemind is churning GOOD GOD My dad used to be a huge pot head when he was a kid and then he had to get clean for the air force and after cuz he met my mom and she hates drugs ... If my mom didn't hate drugs so much I wonder if me and my dad would be blazing all the time and if I wouldn't hate him ? Wow my whole life would be so different Yeah that's obviously a joke . I suppose you think Christwire is real Dunno about their method of burial . Well they've been milking terrorism + islam , why would they stop now ? why would they all of the sudden turn around and say , " Well , we don't consider this guy to be or have been Muslim anyway . " let alone just be like , " We have no sanctity for life , at least when it comes to people like him . " they probably made the best decision they could On an unrelated note : as long as we are using the broken system , I'll be registering as a republican to vote for Trump in the Repub primarys . That should really help screw things up for the GOP I just popped in here by clicking the random button ATM is still the norm funnily enough . And yes we have layer 3 dslams here too I think it was more of an evil twin rivalry .... get it ? marvel group ? like the Avengers ? If that's question # 1 I say you're boned Derp . Wat . bad solution ... can't read it well They actually manufacture these ? ? ? O_O_O_O _ Read a story in an engineering mag about when high tolerance resistors were first mass marketed to the military ... there was some spec about 99.99 % of the resistors being within tolerance in each box . So the application was very tight , to make sure they had some bench techs measure each resistor before going to production ... the techs found that exactly one resistor per box was bad and it was always on top . Turns out the manufacturer was adding the one bad one to meet the spec . I'm with you , but unfortunately my friends think it's just a waste of time As a young undergraduate from a foreign country , academia seriously scares me . To move a first world country decently I need to go to a graduate school first I used to work at Jimmy Johns His work is ... pathetic Only if you pulled down your panties with your high heels like in that first picture , though — that's the hottest thing ever . now i want that on a shirt Now switch it over to miles and you'll get to find this joy all over again . a tyrant ? Isn't it really more of a Pinsir , not a Heracross ? Also , - 1 comments for me . My ears | > When I'm at a 10 everyone sounds like that . My inner dialogue too . I'm a [ 7 ] and this was hilarious What exactly did the NDP do to BC ? Oh hey , high school kids browse reddit … Hmmm ... I'd love to do a Gallahad one , since I love his look , but I would probably be more suited to Toni or Adelaide ( which is actually the name of the city I live in , which is funny > w < ) . I really want a Conbat plushie though > w < so moody , so cute , so much angst , so much adorableness X ) what about you ? D: we should start our own r / HINABN :D can we do that ? er I can't see you Cleverbot is Slowly turning into Glados Superb crystallization .... its ..... its like a CAVE ! * gasp * I live in Harris County , too ... How is this nsfw ? How did you manage that ? Last I checked storms didn't stack ? Must have been in like every battle . Oh god no , fucking save us . It is totally beyond my scope , how you guys can come up with all these crazy ideas I'm just straight up wondering how the surgeon starts out with a sausage and nuts and ends up with a fucking vagina .... As I said before , calling it a 1:49 Guide doesn't sound nearly as catchy ! Didn't they say in an interview that you can fight 3-4 things at the same time easily ? Maybe it would be 200 boars instead The ratio right now 2206 Barca , 140 RM . Not going to fix your hard drive you would have moved the grill ? Oh gawd , now I want to hear that sample in a dark psy track Literally , instant downvotes . who the fuck is that ... As if I don't already feel bad enough for being on Reddit ...... geez .................. now I gotta start worrying it literally is like some sort of addiction . Am i the only one who sees the guy being gagged on the screen ? Shut up and take my money So since your country is bigger you should have cheaper gas ? Opened at work ... What my colleagues have seen cannot be unseen ... > Are there any faux pas I should avoid that I probably don't know about ? Someone got mad at me for not having my weapons in the correct hands or something , said I should have my heavier weapon as mainhand .... didn't know How far are you from the completionist anyway ? My Best Buy doesn't charge anything . So , let me get this straight , 1.5 million dollars is going to the family of a man who was estranged from them ? Where does that make sense ? There's an obvious reason he was homeless . Otherwise , why did they not shelter him ? Yet , when he is killed , they pop up and want justice and praise how great of a man he is ? How do you check stuff like this ? The real question is ... does this make Prof . Oak a pokemon Think the artist will wait ? I already put the deposit down and she's sketching it up ... I didn't think to ask my dad but he mentioned something about it yesterday . I swear he knows ... Sweet tap dancin ' Moses ! You made a who is Ruth Ellen Brosseau throwaway account ? ? I'm honestly surprised how many girls have kids at my job . I'm only 20 , turning 21 in a few days and i've been single for a long .. long time .. but i go to work and these girls that look as young as 18/19 talk about their kids ( in the plural ) and it just amazes me . Also they complain about cigarettes , coincidence Anniebot haunts my dreams Is that the correct spelling of Tyler's name ? The ABS material was going to expire soon ? i dont glove so i dont know peronally :D my advice is to make it your own , in whatever way possible . Also , experiment , get a variety of leds and play with them to see which you and your audience like best . theres no ' right way ' to do any of this , just the way that works for you . I put a cinnamon pop-tart between a cinnamon / raisin bagel with peanut butter and honey . I'd try deep-frying it , but I'm too scared of being addicted for the rest of my life Are there exams for the master's degree This is the first thing I thought as well when I red it ... Geronimo ? DOCTOR IS INVOLVED Good one .... i thought i posted this .. but i guess you did first Yeah , uh ... no way . When it rains , when it's freezing , when it's scorching hot ... I'm not biking 10 miles to work . Is there perfect weather where you live or something ? Wonder if pee-can is specific to NC . I always associated the other with northerners until I moved down here and everyone says it here too . You quote bandwidth prices for colocated services as if it applies to broadband OMG this is crazy ! In Naruto episode 1285 there is a sun in the sky . And in Bioshock 2 , if you wait till after the end credits , and if you position the camera to the upper right just so , you will see the sun also ! I was all like Sounds delicious Perhaps downvotes in this subreddit should renamed to " dives " The Allspark You just said interracial is so fucked up only you can watch I have weird sexual fantasies that involve women , despite not having touched on in years . Is there something wrong with * me * ? I want Totally thought this was the end of dead space 2 . That is not me ' ... and later became an influential sire . " Umm ... that makes me wondering if anybody already created Mount Rushmore in Minecraft Darkling . It is possible to beat that thing ? WTF now I notice it . In other news : Americans aren't even considering the slightest reforms to their system , because the founding fathers didn't want more than 2 parties I made my work-mate's girlfriend cry once because I put a sticker on her ... Apparently she was deathly afraid of stickers ... I don't whether to scream in horror or grab a fork . Thank you Awesome ! lol A relative of mine moved from Canada to Australia recently , and oooh the confusion - they didn't know what a " fortnight " was Does it have to be solid ? Or does manufacturing a hollow cube cost $ 50 ? MOTHER OF GOD Or , you have no idea what's happening and you aren't even on the computer right now . Or the scanner would forget she was pregnant as soon as it stopped scanning ? First it was normal like and then she got nekkid and I went So does poop . After typing that , I went to check if there was an r / poop / and there is . It is exactly what I thought it would be . I didn't know the Astronaut killed him with it's finger ... You should also look up articles of recent scandals in meat production ; maybe you can also find statistics on the percentage of Vegetarians in either countries . The price of meat is in no way a measurement of quality of life ... ~ ~ unless you're American of course Exactly * who * said Osama was treated unfairly Holy shit , Norway . You don't seriously believe that's a valid point 30 EUR ( ~ 45 USD ) for a 5 kg ( ~ 11 lbs ) package from Belgium to somewhere in the USA ... Which I thought was pretty expensive , until I saw some other peoples posts in here . I mean . Wow . lol that pattern is so cryptic The only difference is the size of the snake . Is there any editing done to this picture ? Or the reflection on the bubble was just like that ? That's amazing Since when does goku give a peace sign with his hands I understand you . I actually just sold that setup to someone else and went with a 120Hz setup . I didn't get enough use out of it to be worth the money . I only play comp TF2 and Quake Live anyway Inside my mind Poor guy Should I be creeped out … or turned on … I didn't think you meant * in Japanese * ... I know , right ? TIL a surprising amount of people buy " As seen on TV " products Yeah ! is that a triceratops on the card ? I wholeheartedly agree . I'll be honest and say that I hated the entire Dorne arc the first time I read the book . Every time I got to an Arienne or Oakheart chapter I literally groaned ... up until like the very last page , at which point I was like I just came in my pants , at how shiny those stockings are . Question , do these cats use normal kitty boxes ? It'd have to be the size of an entire apartment bathroom , I suspect . And take around 40lbs of cat litter per filling . ... did people seriously have THAT hard a time figuring out what was going on here and why it was funny ? Limbaugh incorrect and being a cancer to society ? No fucking way . I have 50 more wins than you , but 45k less monster and minion kills Hmm is he hiding his hotkeys or does he not use them at all ? No it's not If they lose your breaking up with them ? I'm glad the car didn't start . Oh God , why did you say this when I'm high ? ive never heard of kijiji I didn't say that you were . And you " live your life for Jesus " and want to " become closer to god " but don't pray ... This guy is really in love with himself WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER VOICE ? ! ? Work is haunting me on Reddit now I tried not to see the dead people pics , last one deff cant be unseen The HUNGER is taking over ! His label of metacore ... Battle Wench ? STOP SAYING MEOW ! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS ! Holy shit . It's like you were playing Russian Roulette and all the bullets were shot into the future . OMG - this is almost through my whole workday ! I will be super effective today ! Oh , noes ! My boss will start to think this is my normal working level So I rubbernecked and took a picture . Disturbingly , I'm not sure which would be more likely to explode first when interacted with when I saw you on top model i was like ' WHOA ' Are you in my apartment ! ? This is exactly what I did last night Holy shi ... Just the sense of scale is ridiculous . Nice fairy house ... ? whats minecraft ? I couldn't even imagine " my " police doing such things . And I saw THOUSANDS of videos like this with american one . What the fuck is wrong with american police ! ? funny how everything looks like chicken I had no idea a version of IE existed for UNIX 35 years and the thing doesn't even work ? Wow , a bit overwhelmed by the response ! I mean , I'm grateful but man ... I'm just a film nerd and aspiring actress that wanted to share a most awesome picture , I didn't expect the response to be like THIS but I guess I should have . I guess I'm feeling karma-whoring remorse ? ( They did . I don't have a paypal account . You haven't played BC2 ? No kidding ! I think after my first year I got off it for the summer , seriously messed me up . Now I'm back on ( off ? ) the wagon ... lately I've been hitting something like 6 cups a day I live in N . Las Vegas , and it seems no more religious than any other part of vegas . ( That being said , we're # 2 in the world of highest ratio of mormons to total population , right after Utah Pardon me , but these sound like two completely different tracks Now that's a manly beard if I've ever seen one . O_O i was thinking about doing one of these and i clicked on this and you're basically describing the exact game i can't remember Where the fuck are these girls ? How about a starcraft table , but everyone must construct additional pylons ? That's so interesting . When I started using the really cheap shampoo ( suave ) my hair got sooo much softer and easier to style . Battle ... of ... pubes ... The House of Representatives can make decisions ? How did you discern I'm a girl ? Did you see a " Yes , that makes a lot of sense . I guess I should let on that I'm actually about to start work on a source mod myself . I don't have any friends that are into modding so at this point I'm looking at doing everything except the OST / Voiceovers myself I didn't know this existed ... I missed the word " bag " after handlebar and was wondering why and how the fuck would you throw the handlebar away Howard is definitely better this year as opposed to last , and as a Sharks fan that's never good news for us . I also think he has done a damn good job of keeping you guys in the games , and Nemo has done the same for us . None of these losses can be blamed on Howard imo . He's been great ! And it's so not even remotely close to over . We have to win one more game , and well ... the Wings are never to be counted out . lol Forgot that term had um other meanings too I'm guilty of half of these ... and might have attached a mini Sharpie to my keychain lately , but cannot recall why ... I've tested this theory on / r / politics more times than you know . You have no idea how many upvotes those fake accounts have That * is * pretty heartless . Nash's eyes are freaking me out ! It's amazing to think simple harmonic motion described with Newton's law of motions can be applied to diatomic molecules Haha nice , thats a cool idea . i was finishing up my offline torphies for gta 4 due to the psn downtime , and i learned that some cars have voice navigation You must not be doing it right Wow . ... so that they can justify another tuition and fees hike Awesome ! Glad to hear from a comic shop owner . I just got into comics about 2 months ago and already have a collection of well over 300 + . It's so damn addicting I just have to say that I love this topic . I was really surprised so many people thought about us Americans like this . Generally , I get the idea that the outside world hates Americans I just have to say that I love this topic . I was really surprised so many people thought about us Americans like this . Generally , I get the idea that the outside world hates Americans Of course it has to rebuffer when you change resolution Oh shit . That's pretty intense . That sounded a lot like Cartman . What was it ? Who tried to boycott this ? I never heard anything about it I'm not spreading misinformation , you guys are just wrong about everything OMG YES YES YES YES . How were we found so quickly Wait , it is ? ... wait a minute . There's no actual * goat * involved in goatse , right ? This is really weird Did they die ? I wasn't expecting to see an ass fountain in that article . ... that looks like the bottle of lead substitute my dad uses in his 1950 chevy . I sure as HELL would not be drinking that . Must've been an awesome pie ... at least you don't have to listen to it or cuddle afterwards ; well , unless you wanted to .. Not sure , but most people miss it . I've gotta give them a good stare I didn't know I was quoting something . Definitely do not go there . how does a 48 card deck work My question is ... what doesn't work in bronze ? You screwed the hell out of her , what more did you want from her It also broke the power button . And the battery never dies . Any source for that ? I don't mean that in the rude / confrontation way - I just did a quick Google and couldn't find any breakdown of how students voted at all ( I did find AA breakdown cover though There is this certain shade of light purple that is irresistible and I just want to touch Picture of more awesomeness that my brain can handle Huh ... should the fact that the doors opened imply that the DT was detected and in fact reveal said DT ? Wow , I apparently said something that pissed people off , getting lots of downvotes . Would anyone mind letting me know what it was ? Indeed , who the hell would use that type of glove for an oven ? It'd melt straight away when touching a hot surface and inevitably fuse with your skin leading to very painful scarring is there a reason I got this in MY inbox Those are actually worse than what I'm looking for . This is showing as the domestic abuse thread for me and I've never been to / r / languagelearning . What the - - ? This is a mooseknuckle , but the thing in the OP's pic is not . This one is from the belly button , the OP's one is not Is anyone else getting this comment reply as an orangered after the downtime ? Isn't it still pay your own price ? I imagine my expression while watching that was hilarious . Nevertheless , it was quite fascinating ... people aren't back in yet ? Seriously , He could play himself in a movie , He's like is own Hollywood version of himself . is that tasteless ? I thought I was clear enough in the title ... congrats man . but you're not done yet . it's time for ng + and ng + + . Wow , I never thought about that . But I've never seen a tobacco commercial on tv . > * No adds ? bottom left : " shit appears when opened " I don't quite follow this comment . Back in my Subway days someone asked me for BigMac Sauce , and another older guy asked if we had those chicken wings from the advertisement ( which was a Burger King ad the best game I've ever seen late game zvz that would just be ridiculous , you army trade then just kill all their larvae Same , I'm not attracted to her at all ... yet , I kinda of am . man i miss those days . Before the ahole survival players took over What is that ? They actually ask " is there anything in tho car that shouldn't be " Iunno you tell me ? wow ... i totally read that as " So , my cousin threw his dog at a party today ... " ... what ? It takes less than two for me Why are there different levels ? Why aren't all DNS services the same level ? Do connections run through multiple DNS nameservers ? Is that even possible Anyone else distracted by his oddly long fingernails ? How is a health care bill the Right denounced as costing trillions of dollars not budget-related ThorZain seems superior . every time you see him lose a lot of stuff , his supply just jumps back to being way ahead ... YAY at 1:58 CST I was able to log in , now lets hope I can play I envy you this is odd ... when i clicked my name and was looking through my recent comments ... this was one of them ... Wow , Jonah looks like he's taking a real power-dump # # # # # # Indeed . Was a bit worried in " early " mid when ThorZain lost some units to miscontrol @ Kas ' 4th and I thought thats that . But then he bounces back and my face is pretty much " so hard to find the back button without taking my eyes off the statue .... TIL about pooping in someone else's butt for science . Wow ... I don't get it hold up . there was / is a way for students to give feedback about calendar changes before they go into effect ? Did he really switch ? I've got some suspicious moles that need to get checked . One in particular has dramatically changed shape and color . Vote for him . NOW . Before the zerg invasion starts . And after the entire military is unable to defeat the dragons , homeboy takes him out with an axe Yes , I have . And it's odd because after I die in the dream , it switches from my point of view to third person point of view and I can see my dead body . Did you level that land yourself or did it come like that ? my boyfriend says this to me " Now do these have stories associated with them ? Orrrr ... ? " wtf i always thought he was found in kirkland .... my house is less than 2000ft from where he was actually found ... it's full of stars At first I was like d ( Out of curiosity because it was deleted , what did that comment say ? I've never seen that in over a decade of using Google ... 1 ) How'd you post this pic if you were there right now ? Anyways , have a great one . I'm about to toke one up too . But here , the sun has just set . Dunno where the hell you are Oh . So you can't give any proof , you can't give a proper explanation of your role ( I'm sorry , ' artistic department ' doesn't really cut it IMO ) and untill now have just been saying that SOE has ' some idiotic business practices ' without ever explaining why . Wether or not this is real or fake : What's the point of this AMA ? Pizzas are NOT free if they take longer than 30 minutes to arrive ! That's very nice and all , but I can't get past Gerald Berke I read it as " ... imprisoned IN an asshole " Don't forget that he claims that strength is plan B , he claims his real strong suit is his quickness CONSPIRACY . This is definitely one of the trippiest optical illusions I've ever seen , and I'm only at a [ 2 ] Ah , in the UK it's just called tripe , served like stew . Never tried it though , the weird ' patterns ' on it hit my trypophobia switch for some reason By the looks of it a robin's egg . I don't see how much you could help I feel somewhat comfortable taking out a minor loan , because I am confident that I will be able to pay it back even in the near future , based on my burgeoning programming abilities . All I realistically need is a couple grand at most I'm so startled right now Is it by any chance directly at Champion's Gate ? I stayed at the Reunion for the past 2 summer vacations and that probably means there's a high chance I've seen your store . I wonder if in 30 years people will finally understand the difference between " friend " and " acquaintance " Oh fgs . How many first person adventure games on islands with minotaurs can there be ? Id seen the Uranium and the creeper had like 3 hearts assumed I was dead and took a screenshot for reddit's sake ( love you guys , Ill sacrifice my Minecraft self for your amusement lol ) But when I realized I wasn't going to die it was like Well I'm just always super cautious I guess . I always hear those horror stories of a girl meeting a cute guy at a bar and then waking up with her kidney gone GIF 1997 Forever ? Thanks ! But I wouldn't put your email in plaintext unless you're already getting spamloads of spam . I found it at a bistro in Atlanta ... listed under " imports " Question , if this is an old pic ... how old are they now ... Lunch box ? could you imagine this guy running L4D2 on versus ? he'd know where the special infected are and exactly when they spawn Dvorak symphony no . 8 and Ziguernerweisen . Quite . Your dad ? Oh my eyes No joke , I just did the same thing , peanuts included . This was awesome . Thanks for sharing . I was scared when it kept getting lower and lower ... Your cat destroyed ? A lot of Terrans Yoko has a very profound ability to touch you . Emotionally that is This is the first time I laughed out loud at a rage comic ... Oh myyyy ... source ? Was no one going to say , " Dump the trash " ? how did you know . Well , if it wasn't for the sexual context of a vagina - - I mean , which other organ gets a free pass for leaking bodily fluids everywhere Looks the same But we already * have * a reddit furs group ... it's on reddit . Yeah I was trying to eat snacks .. The lady on the left seems to be pretty happy about letting the beast out Maybe if they stuck it on the front windshield with a big wad of duct tape . A GHOST CAT ? Im right handed and this happends to me all the time . How did you come to be Padfoot ? And I just found out that Vin Diesel had a role in the movie , never noticed it before I'm with Videotron and I easily go to ~ 7MBps on steam $ 2 / g ? i don't mind the questions , but i really hope no one at Bethesda is taking these kinds of questions seriously . Youtube should check out reddit before giving the nsfw tag Wow , that's allowed ? so your " trick " is to zoom the camera in ? are you serious ? Am I the only one who thought the way he looked at the player ( in the closeups , anyway ) was a teensy bit seductive ? Especially when he takes you into the Ferris Wheel I would like to see you play UT or Quake with that setup an AMA because you are listening to something everyone can listen to ? Can you provide a picture of your keyboard ? Do people use VLC as their music player ? you really call that a mensch ? wow , the irony using a german word for that you change it ? I came here to say something to this effect . Well done , sir . Spanish writers are at least the writers with the most balls as far as I've seen , at least when it comes to confronting security people and cops . If you've seen Cebovideo you know what I mean .. They hold a conductor as a fucking hostage to piece a whole-train . I think they meant at that time . Now , I have no idea what it'd be like in high school and play Pokemon . Would I be God ? Tradition ? Also , it's not very tasty to eat nugs , baked or not . This is incredible . I think my mind ( and ears ) are blown to shreds Is there a vod for this game ? It looks ... INTENSE Not necessarily a bad thing Plus shemale just looks weird . I can't help read it and want to pronounce it like it rhymes with ' tamale . ' What's with the Italian flag ? last week , SOO MUCHHH FUN ! ! ! ! yeeyyy msn looks blueeee What am I ! ? Oh my god Damn . My parents were / are fucking awesome . I mean I always knew it but reading these replies makes me especially appreciate it . I would say I'm going to make the time to go call them , but I already have a time set up to skype them tonight . I live in another country and we still talk 4 or 5 times a week . I like to think I'm paying them back by being a pretty good daughter . I really hope I am But it's a stretched skin over a base that makes a reverberation . How is this morally evil ? Hmm you may have a point I need to get my hands on some of that ... cept I'm out of college ( trying to get into grad school though ) and I don't know what to tell my doctor .... I think you need to x-post that over to / r / trees hehe I guess so ... but fapping to a pencil doodle ? So you like to play on the internets betweenblowjobs ? I had this issue , and it went away on its own Guess what , you can see it in the original too Just when I'm about to go to sleep , I had to see this . Thanks for that . I'll never sleep What the fuck is going on here ? Wha ... Best ... Set ... EVER .. Moar like this prease ... That whole fucking website man The name makes sense . Phoenix -> reborn When I was in high school , I have a friend who was very goth . One day , while in class , he leaned over to me and said , " Hey , what year is it ? " to which I replied , " 1998 . " Then , with the look of a man most serious , he stated , " That's 666 times 3 . The world is going to end . I can take it down past my tonsils which I thought was pretty well compares to most girls . But this girl scares the shit out of me .... yet I can't stop watching He had to move his wife to get it there ... I second this , Daggerfall through Chrome please ! its spreading I tried to break Cleverbot once by teaching it who AM was from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream . When I told it that AM would get along with GLaDOS it started singing Still Alive Don't worry about it , my sarcasm is usually meant to be almost impossible to see through . It's more for my personal enjoyment really , though I do find myself impressed when people see through it . At least , that's what I hope people are doing when they upvote my troll posts jeez , rough looking brackets , qxc vs beastyqt round 1 , dimaga vs TLO round 2 likely Just curious , how good is it ? What about the logs ? fake-Ruby also championed this . I trust her . Also I'm at [8 ] ... what am I doing here ? What the fuck did I just see You mean that's [ not her natural hair color ] ( / spoiler ) ? And now with Kinect , what are you going to say ? " I was born with a misshapen body " 26.66 seconds with that ability Holy shit , that perfectly describes how I feel and how everyone around me calls me insane when I say it . they also work for dogs WOW ! You just wrote my life story but one year yourger . 300 GB and 16k songs ? At what bitrate ? I actually want those ... High templot ... mother archon That's really awesome . barcelona and real madrid have so many goals Wow ... turns out if the admin app I wrote is open the site crashes Uhh , yeah , same But the words come up before This is the start of so many Hentai Manga's It also involves potatoes ... Its locusts , not spiders Still very cool though , Garbage Pail Kids are Shizneez . Tell your wife that I challenge her to make a black tea-kettle in the likeness of Evil Eddie . Still very cool though , Garbage Pail Kids are Shizneez . Tell your wife that I challenge her to make a black tea-kettle in the likeness of Evil Eddie . Thanks , I'll save a day this weekend to practice them . For hours ... on end ... Looks like a fuckin ' army standing at attention . This just happened to me tonight , and I was like ... hmmm ? You look at me , why ? whoa , this is really , really weird .. i was reading through the post and i had this strange feeling that this was close to home ... i also go to UCSC , and play lots of starcraft I really need to find money for these new booster packs Okayyyyy ... that makes no sense ( what am I , a self hating hipster ? Pink Floyd's The Wall . Why the hell did I watch that when I was a kid ? It was one of the most delicious cobblers I have ever had the honor of making . CRAP , I wish I knew about that $ 80,000 Business Plan Competition earlier ... I could've totally applied . OMG this is unbelievable . At first glance i thought the frog was a giant spider I've actually been forced to burn 200 + DVDs for an upcoming tradeshow for my job ... so today I've been sitting at the computer and just ejecting discs , inserting new ones and hitting record . At first glance i thought the frog was a giant spider Its really intense Holy ! Its really intense Their age of consent is 16 , last I checked . Their age of consent is 16 , last I checked . I've tried on 3 different computers now , and always checked the settings & speakers ... and all I ever hear is slight " clicking " noises when you press a button in settings . Other than that , the world / server is pretty much completely barren of any sound for me I've tried on 3 different computers now , and always checked the settings & speakers ... and all I ever hear is slight " clicking " noises when you press a button in settings . Other than that , the world / server is pretty much completely barren of any sound for me Its really intense But you don't * know * them . those guys have matching clothing and hats Wait ... I don't edit comments except for spelling ... I have never heard of this from any of the people I have personally asked .. might just try this Don't know why no more upvotes this is the truth basically ... I mean why worry about wiki leaks when Osama is dead ... Do ... do they have .... samurai swords ? fuck ... i'm a little late to the rainbow party but sign me up for sloppy thirds . ( and you better make it sloppy , bitch ! I would shop here if you get caught say that you were experimenting with air-core transformer designs . can the fish smell the smoke ? bah , si ça peut aider les gens qui ont un peu du mal , je vois pas où est l'embrouille ... I've been wondering for years what style they taught me . Those are spoilers for the next few books if I'm correct So wait .. What started happening at around 1:20 ? The wife goes all ' f * ck ' like shit's going down somewhere and everyone else stays calm Woah , nice ! Didn't think it was possible with only 4 bonders I had nightmares for months because of this guy . Plus statues with killer lasers When I was about 8 years old I got a hot-dog from the concessions stand , but it looked a little funky so I set it down on the floor . After the movie ended , I picked it up to dispose of it in the proper trash receptacle , but as I emerged into the light I saw that it was completely covered in ants that were at that moment making their way up my arm . TIL Muslims make up 5 % of the American population . Dude , Justin Bieber .... I'm not a fan , but I don't hate him . I simultaneously have gained and lost respect for the guy , lol . Fucking pro to keep going like that , but dammit man there is a limit ! It tries all day , and has to fail for 24 hours . what the fuck I think I scarred my SO by yelping at this picture I phoned our helpdesk support and they changed my password with no information other than " my " name . and if you have easy downloader , why were you on that website to download it Almost looks like if it continues flooding , it could turn into a small sea ( yes ( how did you know You should have to tag the exorcist girl in your posts We do ? That means I have a herd of friends ... I take it this is your first time viewing Fight Club I'd be disappointed if you were . How do you get Sheen AFTER Triforce ... I might actually have to make that pie , the picture make's it look so awesome . I also have to say you are one brave girl going on those dates . It all seems so surreal reading it , like " wow ... fuck .. REALLY ? These people exist ? The nail under the bed is bigger I ... what ? 10-15 seconds ? Where can I find more of you ? ? I love number ten , myself . <3 Nine looks EXACTLY like my dad . And I mean EXACTLY EXACTLY . So seeing him running around with a random blonde girl is slightly odd for me to watch . Where in the world do you male redditors find these females ? Oh yea because developers tell publishers when to ship How do you know she ISNT your clone ? It worked for me . The video starts at 10:26 and I'm in the HTML 5 trial as well . I thought it was an odd reply , but I figured any excuse to stick my crazy in you should be taken .... For a moment I read your post as " To me most Estonian women are quite hot , even if it's my mom . " Demon eyes . Shit . Adderall is twice as strong as Ritalin ( by weight ) which is typically prescribed in 10 mg pills . That's 6 fucking ritalins all at once , holy shit Explain to me , exactly , how this doesn't apply to mens-rights Sorry to see this , that's gotta be a suck feeling to see AND right after getting your In-n-Out , FUCK . But would you feel any better if you accidentally it ? I honestly didn't know he was still alive ... Of all the things I expected ruined by this , Kingdom of Loathing was not one of them . Oh , I fully know that hats are worth tons . I'm just trying to get someone who has tons of hats that they don't need or doesn't play tf2 much to have pity for a noob . You figured it out . Smart man . Maybe His mom lives in Kansas How do they use the turn signal ? So much swag . Worst comes to worst in the situation where a cop actually pulls you over while smoking a blunt , if you EAT the blunt / roach he cant do anything about it ... I've seen it done on several occasions Thanks for the info - definitely an option I've read a little about and would be interested in from the sounds of it . . . but oh dear god . As a DDD cup woman I cannot imagine my breasts getting bigger Children aren't old enough to give consent . You look like my old room mate Connor . He lives in Jacksonville , too I live near Lake Tahoe and I have to say it's pretty fucking scary to open your eyes under the surface and see giant boulders and dark shadows . Oct 21st 2011 ? I thought his thing was May 21st 2011 . paper on a very very dry day , im talkin like 0 % humidity ... 0 Oh what the hell :( And I was impressed with myself for not crying til I got the hell out . But I did drive a mile in the rain with my laptop on the hood of my car without noticing til I got out The ginger kid . The blonde white chick between the two asian girls just right off the middle of the pic could almost be my twin . Looks like what I see on salvia . Guns ? maybe I'm going mental but they guy in that photo doesn't look like Osama bin laden Damn ! He's just making sure they obey the law . What about the face ? In May , definitely . My dad and I were both tested recently . He actually tests positive for two types I have feeling that you are stalking me , gooddaysir . How would it handle an erection ? It still blows my mind that the UK version has a UK narrator for some reason . Personally I think he's a bit more charasmatic than the US guy but still don't see the point there Good Lord , maybe THAT'S my problem . I'm on that same BC pill . Really ? I like scars personally what is that red thing at the bottom ? Did not know about the Cyclops mustache Wait , didn't you have 821 cycles at gas works park ? I can remember you saying that in my link about 828 cycles he got away what's the point with my nationality and my sexuality I want The Witcher 2 so badly . Can you give an example of a constructive response to some of these scenarios ? Genuinely curious here . I was the " good kid " when I was little , so my parents didn't really have to do anything with me . I have no idea what I will do if I have kids someday . I used to see these all the time when I was a kid Can't really say what body part I like * on * a female body ... maybe resting my arm around their waist while laying in bed ... Now , what body part I like * in * a female body ... What ? 10 roaches worth of food more don't help you kill protoss deathball ? Are you ironic or what ? It's like 1500 aditional HP Me neither . That our tongues have different areas of taste - sweet , sour , etc . I was taught this lie in school Wow one of my guy friends does that . But he doesn't say it to strangers . He comments on each girl in our group of friends and decides if they are proportional sizes , if their hips are good for baby birthing .. It's unbelievable . She's * YOUR * enemy too ! Both lower state orifices do that in states north of you . THEY'RE TREES ! Just pull over ! Also , Shift + number to input that interval downwards . S for slurs then spacebar until it's at the last note you want slurred , h for crescendos , shift + h for decrescendos , etc . SO MANY KEY COMMANDS ! Well I'll be damned ... Maybe it was a probe and I'm being tracked They actually do that ? You're supposed to wash your feet ? I'm reading that without beauty in yours . Must be the autocorrect on my browser . the point about your conscious being a balance of chemicals makes perfect sense when you look at schizophrenia and other mental disorders . A large chunk of an individuals reality may very well be their own perception of their surroundings , kind of how someone can go on with their day and not care for other world events / tragedies , because it's not a part of their reality . More like U Facebook frequently suggests a website that sells adult onesies to me You were surrounded by 700 roaches and you stuck around to count the albinos ? ... why do you spell rejoice like that ? It ... it's beautiful . June 16 , 2009 Wait , how do you mean ? Positive or negative ? Because I never said that " full attention as animals thing " and don't know where that came from ... it's not in my post . Never was . A damn good film . Between the 20 minutes it took you to make them and the time it took for your S / O to get home ? Oh , naked pictures of someone who's tangentially related to the show . Yeah , that's * exactly * why I come here . So much talk of C's D's and F's only reason I am watching this What do you do with your blushes ? I'm out of fingernails and toenails ... WOW hahahah this comment really put that response in perspective Exactly . Because Google has much less success than Facebook . Yep , cooking corn would do it . Where did that Rammus skin come from ? Will watch later , at work so cant now . I don't see any Football ... Not mine . You guys are pricks and assholes . oddly specific about it being fictional .... wow .. Speaking of stickers , what I don't get are those customized memorial stickers people emblazon on their cars . Uncle Dave " Lazy-Eye " Johnston died , I'ma pay him a tribute by putting his name , birth date and death date on the back of my truck . This has " anti-Michael You have to use fast travel between cities because there is no fast travel between cities ? So the Conservative party in the UK represents the undereducated holy cow Whoa wait wtf . I thought I was just trolling Holy shit ! Ozzy with short hair Caught me at a [8 ] & this had me looking just like you . What is punishment * for * , exactly ? Well , Breen did talk about hope for humanity and a lot about change from our past ; that doesn't bring Glenn Beck to mind , but rather someone else Lol , at first I assumed Einstein had stationary with an engraving of his profile at the bottom , and thought to myself " I had no idea Einstein was such a narcissist Wesley Snipes is a woman ? What do you have against people named Paul ? HOLY COW ! if one of my fellow country man politicians would do something FOR THE FUCKING PEOPLE FOR ONCE . not for a major corporation . so in all honesty ... NOTHING ! because , yeah , i can see that happening any time soon . I don't think my old flatmate ever bothered playing it , but he spent * months * going through the mods . Wtf is that thumbnail ? ! a sex . C4ing a tank when its looking right at you what did your grandfather do to you in those 5 minutes Obviously the cat is pissed about something or * someone * . Yeah , they definitely are pretty , which is exactly what RIT cares about . Highschoolers can't smell ' em when looking at the pretty pictures of the campus in some advertisement catalog . You really don't smell any weird smell from them ? can things get more insane ? ... why does he spell differently like that ? wait ... so stewart's brother liebowitz is one of the chiefs of the NYSE ? It's doing the same thing for me . I've spent the last five minutes trying to figure out why it was in my inbox and userpage ... Who knew ants were so bloody hairy .... The stereotypical porn star look is scary man You could get a decent used car for that . In what country was the airport ? I want to know where they give free bananas At first I was like " oooh ... A downvote and no answer ? But ... It's not even the same video . Dutch house ? y is the elephant so hairy ? I walked into a classroom at college and one of my friends just ran up to me and pretty much tackle hugged me yelling , " YOU'RE ALIVE " . The whole time I'm thinking , " Uhhh , yeah . I am . I'm straight and I do most of the " gay " stuff FJ's are so awesome . The first time I saw one , I was like How does the blinking work ? A bug in edit ? It seems to only show up with full screen yellow / pink ... ps : it just freezes that often while playing brink , so im a little concerned now Went in for lulz , came out better informed . I have a feeling you are against authority figures How did you make the What did you do to be included in the credits ? I was also about to ask if you and I are sharing the same life . All the way down to sophomore year break and the crazy ex . Only the hamsters knew . Was at a fuck buddies house , we are both pretty kinky and he is kind of like a daddy / dom and I am his sub . I was 18 and he was 29 , He invited his friend over and made me get naked and kneel on the ground while his friend was there , making me call him daddy in font of his friend and spitting on me and generally humiliating me , he then made me fuck his friend . Was a more extreme situation than any porn I have ever seen ... I'm shoulder surfing and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me ! I've had posts on r / android before asking about various issues or happenings and have often been told to just go ahead and root it . Several times by people that have rooted their sgs 4g . I feel like I'm missing something because I was under the impression this phone was fully capable of the process by now . i guess that would count as gross indeed No pictures , sorry I love the face with the purple electric tentacles ... You can also spell " stewardesses " Wow , I thought I was desensitized to most of this by now , but this ... Your welcome :) Donating can be very addictive Nah dude , just their mothers in my experience I must thank you for introducing me to such an awesome band Fucking made my mind and ears melt I'm at about an [8 ] right now and that detail this first time around was the most important in the whole gif . I was like What's up with Sweden ? I miss those girls . They wrote a letter to me , but I don't know how since they died from the " damn disease " a few years ago ... Maybe I am mixing something up , but I think I saw someone playing this game in Apple Store in Frankfurt few days ago ... What a strange second photo in that article . Weird caption ... has nothing to do with the story ! I totally would have done this if I could find my install media It's a well known icon . . . nothing to do with being cultured The Mechachrome engine makes me wonder if it's just an enlarged and civilized version of a Formula 1 engine . Also , 550 bhp @ 10,000 rpm I like how they left a little hole in the back so they can watch you through your window Why did I read that as ' nazi-financed ' ? can it actually catch on fire wow ... gordon was a 3d glasses hipster before anyone else Thank you ! And no , I suppose the title's slightly misleading . I only performed the first movement . My professor is pushing for me to play the entire piece ( two pianos ) for my senior recital , but considering it's most likely next semester ... Yea i was totally like " WTF ? " at how easily Clark moved the planet without a sweat , and it happen way too fast . You didn't even see him move it really . One second its about to crash into earth the next second its floating back in space . I think they're great Kitten is a friend of mine , has been for a decade , as we used to play CS1 . 6 together . Random diamond player . HUGE double take seeing his name . Well we'd be kind of working on it throughout the semester but not really . What I mean by that is we had a lot of homework assignments that were supposed to help us get to the final project but they weren't always beneficial . So the final project requirements were actually given to us last Saturday and the project was due Tuesday I open them in new windows by clicking the mouse wheel . I was hoping there was a better way that didn't create such a mess . It's like the back button on my mouse goes back in time to when no piñas were given and often times the 2nd yes it is unproductive for the economy that way , lol imagine a workforce composed of blind people I'll give you my bnet account with membership still active with a level 40 ( o ^ _ ^ o ) you made me blush ... or start dancing and singing like Cartman after an anal probe . Cream ? It's nutella . Malaria wasn't new " Those are actually worse than what I'm looking for . Upvote for being a caring person , sir * completedick * Haha , that's what I came here to say Perhaps I misread the intent of your message , but the way you phrased things it sounded like you were advising to install an SSH server within Cygwin , running on the same Windows machine as Firefox , then to use FoxyProxy to create a SSH SOCKS connection to your own machine ... I even opened that up in an incognito window ... I was like ... Ugh , read that as a Tool to the NIN degree . It's like my washing machine on turbo ! Except , it's a bird . My handwriting always has been and always will be completely illegible . Clint Eastwood just became my hero " secondworld 2 " Wouldn't that be a third world That ... actually seems like it could be kind of good . Or maybe I'm just hungry right now . Google " SANTORUM " ..... Sorry to hear that , i would have gone mad living in Aus then Sodomy probe , huh ? Not cyborg eyes , Portal eyes ! It's like stuff goes in one , and then reflects back out the other . So , if you look into one , you see yourself looking out the other ... why the hell is his name freddy then .. lol I definitely like it . Didn't mean to come across as mean . I'm sold Dude , do you know what website you're on right now ? My god Atheists will kill us all . Back in my PS1 days I had an air purifier that sounded exactly like the static from the radio in Silent Hill . I read this as " disease causing orgasm " and was like Major , major , major ... this is probably what we should have expected from him all along You are stunning ! And totally freaky , I saw a waitress at a restaurant tonight that looked EXACTLY like you You got yelled at ? Is this really this incident ? May I ask where do you live ? ( No opossums entering houses in New York City ... nsfw ... ? I don't know I'm fascinated if there was a sex scene after she died ..... Some of this just sounds like me when I wake up in the morning . Oh fuck the government is trying to kill me . So . Many . Feelings . I don't even ... wtf was that ? Does Hinton even have a music scene ? ? I use to be until I realized that sex with the wife was a better pass time ... It makes me sad now that I think about how much sex I missed when I was an EQ addict . Well , whatever it is , it's giving me an inferiority complex I have to agree That must have been horrible :/ DK's are awkward to fight against anyway let alone that many controlled by one guy My ( Canadian ) grandparents used to go to Arizona for the winter . Their ( American ) friends there would go south to Mexico for health care The Rake Song , by the Decemberists . At fist I wasn't really paying attention to it , just listening to it in the background , humming away . Then i got to about halfway in and realized it was about child murder Man .... how much is your nostalgia worth I haven't seen one for a while , but they make " smokeless " pipes . Smokeless if you don't hit hard , and hold it half of forever . What you don't realize , is this is Goro's uncle , so really only two of his hands are visible Tht guy really is a " Madhatter " Does getting a letter from cablevision count TIL : The difference between helicopters and autogyros . no paint in the wild they drag a consious cow behind a truck and trow firecrackers at tigers to scare them off ? I'm personally amazed at the lack of expletives . It gives me the impression this guy does this everyday . I came . This is the RPG of my dreams Suddenly ninjas It's quite strange that you haven't seen it because the last 2 panels are worded exactly . It's ... interesting . I won't downtoke , but it was a bit overwhelming . I feel like my ears at a [ 6 ] could not process that . and normally I like electronically based musick . They still have eb games So i can just talk to them I'd love to , but right now I'm not able to afford it , atleast the eating healthy part . What's trippy as hell is that I eat barely anything at all . I've been so dirt poor lately that I've taken to making a thing of rice , and eating a bowl a day , and that's about all I can do . The only problem i see here is the Catan box that still has plastic wrap now you are just making me drunk .... with words What does ... Why does this have 5 downvotes ? Im scared for 30yrs from now ... Thanks ? Is there a site / some sort of program that just list all of the sites that are supported by onion ? It has to be Cow and Chicken man . that show was amazingly funny and creepy . The red guy that hopped about on his ass was insane and cow would put her own milk back into the carton Her description of having a stroke is almost identical with one of my mushroom experiences . I turned off my auto renewal via their xbox.com site Sweet Jesus ! ! ! ( indeed ) I'm speechless ... Whaaat the hell ... Serious Dub Techno Use your vaporizer , why even bother with your bong why shouldnt a woman be allowed to be sexual again ? For your sister's sake ? Right , I thought surely this has to be brand new and then I saw 13 hours ago . Dear lord I just might ! Son likes guys . Dad likes hookers . Dad thinks son's the one with the problem ? Show me this $ 4 link ! I must have it now Witnessed this also Wow .... in 24hrs ? 2 times a day ? That's a looot ... even I don't do that a box of napkins . wow . i've got survivor stuff right here ... I tried making an enemy weaker . Forgot I'd been pushed inside myself . Vandalized my own powers . Ascended a level and then realized my terrible mistake . after a spartan revenge ? I thought from the thumbnail that they were going to try landing the plane on the car * looks at username * So you decided to call your pet Nameless ? Speaking of unwanted fucking toolbars . Started Firefox and see that there's a new Ask toolbar . . . . . no . Uninstall . Get done surfing web . Quit browser . " Oh , I forgot to look up something . " Open browser . New Yahoo toolbar . My nightmares they're EVERYWHERE ! Or if you want an Android tablet , get the Eee Transformer . Has a keyboard dock that also has another full battery in it , so you can either have an 8-10 hour tablet or a 16-20 hour netbook . Yea I was just playin ' . Wow look at all the posts . Please re-write your post I replied to then , maybe I'm missing something and answering stuff that's only in my head I WANT to believe My roommate ( Brazilian ) was the hostess for a Mexican restaurant . I was hanging on the patio , enjoying my pitcher of margaritas . When a this couple asked my roommate " Do you have menudo ? " ( traditional Mexican dish , made with beef stomach ) My roommate says " You know ... hold on a minute " At this time we watched my roommate ( bless her heart ) go inside and look up at the ceiling ( That's , like , several light years to the right ... Just extending the Bush tax cuts is enough to make me go Oh yes . Funny thing is that I'm not really a nerd--I was in a fraternity , do well with girls , party hard etc . - - so when all my friends saw me just completely nerd out and try to like hug pictures of my childhood character friends , they were all very What happens is when I get up my muscles clench right away and then when I stand up it's inside me . Nothing more mysterious or end-of-the-worldy than that . :) ( hopefully Kevin Rose sure as hell got buffed up Made by Hitachi the TV manufacturer ? I've always thought HGH was less harmful .. Apparently not ? When in that relationship , Umich , did you lose your spine ? I .. I can't believe I missed that . I thought it was an onion , and I'm straight . They only had one mess up , which actually turned into a funny story . It was during some sort of strike when they were really short handed . I was flying solo from NY to Stockholm and back when I was 10 years old , so I was assigned a stewardess to escort me . When I transferred in Copenhagen going back to NY , the gate agent asks me , " Is this your first trip to Frankfurt ? " . Wait you want to make it so that your usb automatically unlocks all your passwords volume is measured in centimetre ? oh shit ... > WTF ! ! ! That's my sisters cat Charlie ! ! Like not that exact cat , but he's a black cat and he brings in shit like that ! What the hell lool well to be honest I've actually always doubted my " conformist " indian dad .... I swear the times life hands me a nice pile of green and I end up cooking or inhaling my dad's always sitting there infront of the tv with a huge grin on his face and we end up sitting there infront of the tv flicking through all the channels with these huge hyena grins LOL .... sorry i typed a lot Shit ... awesome let me get my camera and show reddit . Damn the hook didn't stay on ... I wouldn't say I hate fat ( By fat I mean horrendously obese ) people . They make me VERY uncomfortable , especially after the most horrifying incident of my life which took place on a Greyhound Bus . I thought I was the only one ... I want to touch Pikachu's fur . Reminds me of an Andalite A feast fit for a king ... Or maybe they'll take it a step further LOL wow man . That made ME pucker my cornhole What the fuck did you have locked up in there ? A horse ? I can't imagine a penis being so thick and massive that it'd be mistaken for an arm stump . sick , and not in a good way . you son will probably die at the age of 25 at some distant oil field in south america , because , you know , he likes to be a soldier and stuff . i wouldn't encourage something like that , but hey ... who am i to question corporate american reddit ? sheer genius Every time I hear malleable I think of mallets hitting metal to remind me what malleable means . Which makes me cringe when I think of malleable cocks and balls i do this all the time i doubt that is real honestly , it makes me scared for myself . WHAT THE FUCK WILL MY KIDS BE USING Image Line Vocodex - Advanced Routing Part One ? What is this ? all your comments are so negative ..... but every single thing you post ..... sucks so much dick No Bathroom breaks for 14 hours ? ? ? says the modern american college sophomore Whoever was in the other truck must have crapped themselves TIL Juventus had a better road record than United . ( No need in comparing home records or table position or European succes though Fell asleep drunk . Woke up , arm was itching . Figured out I had fallen asleep against the heater and burned myself ( small blister dime a dozen dude ... sorry Heh , it was actually fun to drive like that . In that wheelie shot , I was traveling backwards at about 100 kph . We do ? ? ? Yeah , I wanted a moat as well - but forgot I had my access-tunnels right there , one z below Dude ... You play Udyr in mid ? Flabbergasted is the word I'm looking for I believe . Why not just sit down with both legs up and put them on that way ? Wow , I guess nobody likes that dude here ohhh god , you can tell I've had a long day at work when the first thing I thought was " Man , he relearned where all the keys were ! ? I'm embarrassed to admit how often this happens , but I constantly try to unlock things with my car unlocker remote thing . My front door , my work's key-carded entry , my mailbox ; all things must open with car remote unlocker ! I know healthcare is private in America , but good god is it really that expensive to get the snip ! ? parking on the side of the road ? Hooray for marijuana ! I've lived in the GTA suburbs my whole life and even I was shocked when I came to Toronto and saw people smokin dope on the sidewalk of Queen Street West . Also in Hamilton outside a church on Barton The possibilities .... they're endless ... * Ahhhh * , gotcha . Never knew it had a name . OK so maybe I am confused as to what is going on . When I look at the main page of my sub there is an " approve " link under every new post . They aren't showing up in my spam queue . If I don't have to click the approve , what does it do ? Downloaded the program , says my connection isn't fast enough to be able to view high quality video so I can't even open it I remember my first experience with such blatant racism ( which wasn't towards me , but shocked me nonetheless ) . I was a live-in aide for a 90 - year-old woman who would turn off the tv and complain about the state of the world whenever Barack Obama would appear on the screen , and I once heard her say nigger in front of children who couldn't have been more than 10 years old . is that CCCP ? That would be USSR , you found a kosmonaut's ring maybe And by something I said .. I mean a link I submitted its not just me ? Shut the fuck up with that Yeah . I said that's where I read it when someone was initially like , " How the fuck do you know this ? I think I'm living in the wrong Spain . I have to look for the other one , where people have 3 months of vacation and only work 30 hours a week . Jesus fucking christ , she's that old ? At first I was like Then I was like Hard to believe the last time I played BK was in 1998 That's not a normal habit No ... I stumbled into this game from an invite from TheHamMan ... what on earth did I walk into ? i heard that if you do shrooms too much your brain will scab over and give you dain bramage I read " Euthanism " which isn't a word , but I had a They filmed it ? ? When did the AI start microing ? I've only played the computer a handful of times on Insane ( once since the last patch ) and the last time I played it at that difficulty ( it ended up being PvP ) .. I got DT rushed when I was doing a 3gate expand build . Yes thats very likely . My 99 mustang is like that . Runs like a beast at 210k miles , has yet to give any engine or transmission issues . But the cup holders .. Dear lord wtf where they thinking ? Say what now ? How did you know he was touching himself ? hahah sorry dude woah Never underestimate the power of * * the snuggle * * Wait ... Are you basing it on just the movie ? Slugworth barely had a part in the book and Charlie didn't " sin " in it either . I think the fact that edwards wife had cancer might play an eentsy weeentsy part in that ... not that i agree . She cheated on him with cancer , first Upvote for The Stand . I just finished that recently , and not only has my stifling book depression finally convinced me there will never be another novel of such a calibre , but my life ( not to mention the way I look at sick people on the bus ) has been changed forever by it . That's exactly how I played the game ... There's something wrong with wearing socks with tennis shoes ? Well Adjusted is normal ? Has no body told him ? Calling a black child a cute monkey in front of their parents , because I call my cousins cute little monkeys and my mom called me one . I actually received this clock as a Christmas present holy fuck , rapture riding FTW ! Wow , thought you were just making stuff up . No seriously , how would they get down ? Is there a hole they can shimmy through ? read that as " you are a TRUE scientologist . " it's actually hilarious no matter what idra does , he is right and not only his opponent is wrong , but he is also considered .... bad mannered I have a feeling half of those stamps are paying for the weight of the other half of those stamps ... They played at a local bar here in town just last night and I missed it . I'm not . I just have terrible eyesight and completely scanned over that . Fist me , Jesus ! Looks more like a rapist's van . Did it take long to photoshop out the bucket of lollipops ? Half Life 32 , episode 33 .... my teammates can deal with not seeing me in the stat screen have bukkit .. but I want to use IndustrialCraft Mod and BuldCraft on my server and there isn't any plugin for them . I you don't know how to install ordinary Mod's in bukkit ? I'm getting a GTX 570 for that price Are you suggesting that girls who smoke aren't girls ? I never thought of it like that actually .. ? ! Before I even clicked this link , I somehow knew it would be Futurama . There's a reddit for everything ! ! 150 more since then This one , a jaw-dropper for me ! DAT EYE ! ! wish I had more upvotes It looks like the matrix bots If I didn't know better I'd swear this was my girlfriend . Dunno who would downvote you for answering the question I had I just deleted it because I was tired of logging on to facebook every time I sat down in front of my computer Lol yep . You know its all good when your girl loves your stinky pits . My boy literally never wears deodorant and he never has BO . He doesn't sweat . Its insane . I'll be all gross and sweaty in the summer and he doesn't even wear deodorant and he's fine . So not fair . When he's " stinky " he just smells like chicken soup , to me anyway 29 mp The downvote brigage is quick today How many times a week is normal Nobody's ever taught him a leg lock ? So its gona be that time of the month twice I have a lot of beatles songs that a friend of mine sends me . She's the same she loves older bands and stuff . I've got Lucy in the sky with diamons stuck in my head LOL .. it's serious trippy stuff I read that as ' cervix ' . Twice . Yeah , the things I'm most worried about are how many different ways the logo will be used , and how I'll have to change the file formats and the logo itself to fit the demands of those different media . Also , the thought of negotiating a contract is very daunting . I had to look at the answers for like 3 minutes ... 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HOLY SHIT Last time I spoke on xbox live someone said to me " I'm going to do you from behind you dirty cunt " I was like Wow , this takes the cake holy shit i know people that live in ridgefield thats how me and my friend did it I said the same thing as you . Server room with a router I thought i was the only one . The penis has a penis . I haven't seen amumu banned in ages Ditto . Fourth Riech Is that bad ? but you get s much cool stuff when you go underground ! today , I got 3 cloud in a bottles , 2 claws , 125 copper , 99 iron , 46 silver and 50 gold . all in a one hour run :D And only just got down to the lava \ There's games made for lady gaga on the iphone . ... says the InsaneSniper . what if she had to go to the toilet during the clip ? I hope you aren't using that as an argument for why it's ok to not wear your seatbelt ? Just read about ANOTHER guy from Australia who just got induced into a coma after " planking " on the roof of a car . My boyfriend for whatever reason downloaded a collection of Bob Ross videos last week . We both watched this very episode with at first he was all & #3232 ;\ _ & #3232 ; and then he was all Last night I was CoD : BO and I got a game invite from Cominfodatass 33 > ( no racist joke implied This probably sounds stupid ( haha , even that is being generous ) , but I didn't like the way he pronounced " sju " is this real life ? Fuck , I'm reading this entire interview in Tyler's voice . In Oklahoma ? ! I exaggerated to gain sympathy The Tourist wasn't the best movie ever , but it was still hella entertaining . Other than that , I agree . Apparently , Depp agrees that the pirates sequels were bad . They should've left it at curse of the black pearl . It's the only one whose plot I can even remember properly yes cuz people would take time out of their day to write a note like that just to post it on reddit , right ? dude , you just confessed to a murder on the internet I saw him at the airport yesterday when he came in on our LAX flight . I was looking a mess so I admired from afar . Hopefully I can doll up and catch him on his way back ! My mom loves him so she wants me to get a pic with him " to frame " . True story some lady at my grandpa's home fell off a bed while givin some dude head and broke her hip . Turns out after it happened people got to talkin and there were some two dozen dudes gettin serviced regularly A lava blade , in a spawner trap ? That doesn't seem right he died in 1995 ? wow , i had no idea , i thought it was more recent than that ... i guess all ive seen on tv was replays I was staring blankly at the poof on her head . Then I looked down . Then I was ... i was zoned out my bedroom window just staring at the neighbor's yard . I noticed a prairie dog hanging out in his yard just doing his prairie dog things , when out of no where a bird of prey ( moving too fast to know what kind of bird it was ) swooped in and snatched his ass off the face of the earth . at first i was like " . _ . " then i was all " After Ramsey said " I'm a crazy motherfucker , no one wants to go in there with me " just before the fight , did JDS call him Ramsey-pie ? You just listed every major console going back a couple decades , I'm not sure I understand your point , or maybe I'm just getting old ? I hope your name applies here WOMAN - YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME ! lol - I really did wish I would have more females to play with , I deal with too many lovable idiots , more idiotic than lovable . " Another " ? Holey ... It has 9k upvotes and ... 8k downvotes Im confused . You would like to see me bring earplugs to class ? Wait , what ? 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GREAT DOMINO'S GHOST IT'S REAL ( You mean that's not the norm wherever you come from ? Do you have draft beer and a giant screen with projector at your house ? I can't believe there's a subreddit for that ... I have no idea why they feel a need to connect to Ireland in the first place TIL people want to take pictures of Whoopi naked . Drunk at the wheel of a car ? I've seen a lot of my favorite speakers do live and impromptu debates on television . Labyrinth , Never Ending Story , and probably Watership Down . Watership Down isn't actually a children's movie , but being cartoon bunnies I always see it in the kids section ( when movie stores used to exist ) and its one of the first movies I ever saw . I absolutely love it and the book , but OMG terrifying imagery of cute fluffy things being tortured and murdered | if you are talking about culture in terms of ' culture in people ' , India surpasses USA in that . Where's the address or contact ? This reminds me : I haven't been active in * any * proper forum since discovering reddit . The format almost seems ancient now . Same happens when searching for rock band " pain " . Top ones are some reggae band then the actual pain cd's come Mine didn't hurt when I tried to stand on it , just wobbled between my knee and my ankle until I lost balance more like Holy fuck . I also talked to some of the followers that were at my school and brought up the verse in Matthew that says only God knows the date and time ( don't know the exact one sorry ) . They just said the " Almighty God " will tell you if you talk to him . more neighbors My wife sure doesnt , she watches porn more than I do WTF is up with that TL ;D R ? idk ... i sometimes wonder how we all survive since we cant police ourselves w hand guns , and all we have is socialized healthcare Haha ! My boobs swell and get tender for a few days before I start , but I don't think it has much to do with it . He mostly goes after my ears ( they stick out a little ; he says it looks like I'm listening all the time and it drives him crazy My nickname in school is teddy bear And a man should be indebted to a woman for going on a date with him ? * Napking * ... fuck me . Well I suppose that makes up for his homophobia and hatred a bit . I always said I'd still like him as long as he kept his hyper-conservative views out of his stories but then he did that one book where all the liberals take over the government and put christians in concentration camps or something Haha , I like you room . When did you add the art ? That wasn't there last time I checked Oh my god , ( This could quite possibly be the most mysterious song .... ever .... what a douche . As one of the comments on the page points out , this is indeed in sonnet form . 14 lines , 10 syllables each . As for the every-other-stressed-syllable part I think it could use some rearranging but it's well put together , if a bit It's the internet , and you're holding back ? That .. is ... so ... scary ... Yeah I also just noticed that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is going to play a cop in it aswell If ever I meet Dave Grohl , I'll probably be like Troy meeting Levar Burton . Not the OP but these questions can be answered if you just ask them yourself for 10 minutes can you give more specifics on this guac so I can get it Dem hips ! Jeopardy comes after wheel of fortune for me So I couldn't help but notice that your graph only furthers the X axis of this graph Yeah ... but Tie Fighter and Jedi Knight .... BEST GAMES EVER ? ? ? omg , who of you sick bastards made a * * Care Bear * * porn via rule 34 happen ? Brightens it up ? That is one scary looking ... bear That's Legit . I'm Beffudled , the house is actually taking the side of the people over a corporation ? What is 2gd doing in / r / sc ? Did she make you pretend to be a horse ? Does it ... turn ? Holy shit , I have a similar situation in my kitchen , there's a partial chimney ( comes down from the ceiling about 3 or 4 feet ) that was used for a wood stove . The hole is currently patched in the exact same Cardboard and Duct Tape manner , but instead of bees , it's wasps . And now ... sir ... now I am terrified of opening it . i am literally leaving in an hour to get some A hug from a bunny ? Jesus Hoverhands ? Don't worry I am not one of the people who goes on a Holiday the other side of the world whilst pregnant or with a screaming child So the rapture * DID * happen ? Gotta watch all of Chappelle's Show tonight Wikipedia page says there were 8 sequels . What a strange toilet seat ? Is it supposed to be never put up , so a man can piss without pissing on it ? You've never seen the posts here of people saying they're going out to gay clubs , part of gay-straight alliances , working with gay outreach programs , etc ? " Kather ­ ine Mar ­ i ­ on - ​ Host of " Kather ­ ine & Friends " late night sex talk show - ​ www.myc ­ i ­ tyra ­ dio.com " Tits of year award goes to her ! TIL I have an owl-face jeeee-sus . 22 for lagavulin ? I'm bogglin ' here . And I drink in manhattan on occasion . How can you compare civilian casualties in a WAR to a police force ? Is this not a case of lexical borrowing though ? TIL , Australians have * * 8 * * oceans . ( I've never heard of the ' southern ocean ' before . this frontpaged so fast I always thought it was for zippo lighters Why would you keep milk in a cabinet for 12 months ? 1988 too ! maybe we all went to highschool together I read " I eat out anyone I know . " Oh God I did ... This sounds like the beginning of a facebook dating service . How would you know if you're last ... > I did ... Woah wtf ? What's with the " This fucking blog sucks " post ? Gotta wonder who wrote that . Was it someone else getting into the blog somehow or is it some bizarre rage post ? I don't like it . I'm in a hot area during the summer so it would just milt off within an hour . I always thought of it as a hassle to put on everyday . Also when I do put on makeup ( once in a bluemoon ) , my boyfriend goes all " I like you better the other way D: " XD Also when I'm not wearing makeup , some people ask me what lipstick I use , and what kind of mascara I use . They go all g2x ? I just bought one my gf on for her bday , she loves it . She didn't really think much of it until switching between an app , browser and angry birds . From that point on , besides the screen size , she was like Holy crap . I didn't even notice that ! ... and add $ 40 for international shipping Holy crap man , your yard is steep as fuck . Is that like a 2 foot gradient Wow ! ! Yorgos is really going for Baroque with those guitar designs , huh Is that German ? Perhaps one of the greatest songs and videos that I have ever seen Yep , that's how the teachers got my name . Care to tell me how the rest of it happened , since you're so knowledgeable about my story ? Not doing your homework Holy cow those sprites are amazing Do they stay that small ? Your prostate gland ? I would , if I could figure out how to edit the post Holy shit ! ! Minimum wage is * $ 2.13 * ? ? I was making $ 8.07 bussing when I was 17 . Those Pikachu missiles are terrifying . I'd like to nail you .. perhaps .. if you prefer to perceive time linearly . A koreaboo . What on earth makes you think Europeans have to pay to use the bathroom ? That's an odd smattering of questions then . To be fair , I'm speaking from a different perspective ; I'm Canadian and this year was my first in filling out a census ( which was short , to the point and noninvasive ) . Guess I'm biased that way . Wtf kind of junk do they ask you ? The first room had 6 beds Is that ... Is that a grinder IN the filling chamber ? i think its more Wait - they're called ' Honkey Dogs ' ? I watched those for an hour Ringo was always a bit cheeky , i'm sure it wouldnt be the 1st time he made someone Children ghosts are scary as hell , i agree with everyone else Soylent Sprite is people Ss much cute , so little time . Who ever makes that is lucky or stupid if that takes more than an hour to make ... there's no way in hell I'm paying someone $ 20 an hour to make little outfits for apples as their hobby . only bosh has gone over 30 so far redditor for 1 hour There's a place to play indoors at the rec ? Cena = Jesus ? Upvoting for voicing opinions seems common enough . Downvoting for art and / or boob-hating seems extremely rare Seriously . I know for a fact whiskey helped . Did you see the size of that flask ! ? what laptop do you have ? I wish I could unsee this , and yet I couldnt stop watching . Wtf Hmm , maybe it was for the best then Why did you freak and say fuck you when she said show me ? Wow , WTF ? That is fucking retarded . Did no one see the guy on the right in the pink shirt , bouncing up and down with his tongue out ? ? Potentially even better than the actual song Jiz . Bee . " I would say I'm not really inept at jiu-jitsu , I mean , I've watched a lot of , like , Eddie Bravo videos . " . That was my birthday You have a bachelors in drumming ? I dare anyone to fault those tits ! I was trying to be delicate What a weirdo Medihoney is an expensive , medical-grade , prescription-only wound care dressing . It doesn't have any * C . Botulinum * spores in it , so while technically it would be safe , I'm getting weirded out that you're the third person to think it prudent to dissuade me from feeding this shit to a baby He was allowed to take a chainsaw into the stadium ? What's not interesting about a newborn turtle ? I just got this joke for the first time Out of the top three players hotshot is two of them I am interested , even if its like 30 min drive . I havent played very much since second edition though how do you do CPR on a heart that is in a shoulder ? I saw this a couple weeks ago ... I already have 130,000 energy points and 30 + badges . It's a bit addictive . Like grade 7/8 , i thought that was late It really doesn't take 30 minutes to undo 12 screws , put a new HD in , and put the screws back in . Thats one mouthful of a domain name Really ? I swam there a while ago when I was a kid . Was thinking about going back . How did it change ? and wasn't it posted by violentacrez , porn mogul of reddit ? I shall have to give this a try , thank you . There was an american band that caused me to When he's 30 , maybe . Or 40 . It was sketchy indeed . The room next to it had some plates and silverware still in it . Your claim that acid flashbacks are illusory and only psychological is completely baseless . You argue about me making a " post hoc " fallacy and then you completely speculate ... All of this happened from falling off a bike ! ? I did not know . Out of two ? I had one of these , and my male cousin played with it all the time ... Wow , what moves did it have ? No she found a coast guard guy and got preggers right away hows it taste op ? If that's true , I don't want to be an astronaut anymore either . Did you tell him you do the weird stuff ? ? HOLY SHIT ! implying its for one person ? [ ] ( / jackieeeee ! " What is this I don't even " ) The amount of epic is far too much to behold . For the first time , I wish I could upvote more than once . I price challenged Best Buy on the title . Then I used a $ 20 reward zone certificate . I got Dead Or Alive : Dimensions on Monday for $ 10.59 After Tax . It's awesome . oops this is boika's throwaway Oh god , once a week or so i go to a spa pool ( girl here ) , and alternate between the hot tub and pool . Generally most guys in the tub know to keep their arms out of the water or their hands in sight ( it's only good manners ) but every now and again there'll be a guy in the tub , who's muscle-movements in his shoulders look more than a wee bit suspicious . hey ! i was there ! I was an exhibitor at the Piranha Toys booth ! We had the big booth with the 3 women mannequins two of which had like gigantor boobs ! i didn't have enough money to meet any of the celebs < / 3 we were also at the women of scifi con too ! i died seeing tricia helfer and katee sackhoff in person Hit the word son and my eyes went from - _ - to Yes , they won't start hiding the truth even more . dude we live in the same town Whoa Your questions make no sense . Ca deficiency is linked to BMD loss , that is physiologically proven . In the second part of your post , you acknowledge that there is an epidemic problem of osteoporosis in the US , yet you berate us for being " obsessed with calcium " ? What do you want us to do , become less obsessed with calcium and more osteoporotic ? Nash's hair WTF did i just click on Linking to dumpert ... ? Why do you even go there if you are on reddit ? Why are you commenting on a 3 month old post StarCraft 2 has the same amount of syllables as RTS ( RTS has more if you use Real Time Strategy ) . why did people downvoted you ! ! It's weird , I didn't even think to mention that I'm female in my Steam profile . See I would so want to read about the HAARP now . However the other part of me doesn't want to be put on some list for visiting the site and I thought I was a logophile As Wolf Blitzer surreptitiously passes you a cigarette between the seats ... The tournament is really good , the stream quality looks amasing but ... $ 25 I'm in Calistoga . May I ask how you found that post ? It's a month old and was downvoted ... and your account is only 11 days old . Hey ! Are you me ? ! It's at 108 now OH ... my ... goodness . I just had boggle-eyes envisioning this . Well then we face a dilemma :( Question : How the heck are you accessing reddit from the sky ? This made me so hungry ... Reddit decided to show me this thread since I have 2X on my frontpage and somehow I was curious if it mattered But ... but ... I'm having a hard time choosing between He lost sight of ash he wouldn't explode . WHY DID I READ ANY OF THAT THREAD YOU LINKED TO What you did to your bars ? It's pop ... Though I read the title as " cases of poop . " Am I the only one curious as to what this mysterious liquid is Another raichu icon has appeared ... IS DAT SUM BUNK-BEDS ? ! ? The tsunami has caused shortages , which has caused prices to go WAY up . A D700 is $ 3k now What the hell is that bottle animal I am a big fan of caps . I was buying a new one recently and the sales lady said something to the effect of " That holographic sticker means it is genuine " . I payed for it , made the ' fuck that ' face , and peeled the shitty thing off . Its a fucking hat , not a collectors item How do you make this face ? Maybe it's just the angle , but your corgi seems very tall compared to other corgi's . I'm a crab \ are worlds really random generated ? I only started playing and only in one world , but your world layout almost looks the same as mine Terran is OP because we have harrassment units ? 300 GPM , what $ 105 a year does not seem like much Is there even a point to this food-shaped object ? Watch the others ! ! Are berries also grapes ? Just imagine having to bleach down there to make way for brighter colors ... the answer to what Those eyes ! ! ! I'm captivated Oh wow ... I've never seen this and this is ... so god damned awesome . Thanks for the comment . I am pretty sure he's straight , he's been with his girlfriend for quite awhile and has talked to me about making it more permanent . I'm thinking he is legitimately straight , though I don't want to judge . ^ _ ^ Plus , I've walked in on him having sex . you guys use big words I'm allergic to pineapple . Could this be a miracle ? ! ? ! That book was good A tenth of a cent ? a permanent [ 70 ] , too Not sure if serious or just trolling Yeah I was all Is my money supposed to skyrocket so high as a 2base terran ? Filibusting sounds like a huge design flaw . I certainly hope so Looks like a $ 2.80 / gal ( $ 2.81 / gal ? No he's not , of course not I think ... this lady is my high school math teacher TIL that Gmail allows you to be signed in to multiple accounts simultaneously . We had a tax free weekend ( whatever that is ) Just came to say TY for putting spoiler in the title ... I already read the comic this seems safe ... I started at women and ended up in a loop that switched between men and sex yes it does that made me think that shirahoshi might be the next nakama Do another straight line above where the balls pop out Too bad , I'm not a titties type of girl . Holy - I vote to destroy it lest someone decides to clone an army of Saddam Husseins . The article mentions that some people in Japan eat them as SASHIMI . Wow . He's really aging . I think it's great he's still up there performing though . I hate that the other members of DK have a new thing going on without Jello . They should have just let the past be the past . I'm just one of those punx that isn't a big fan of bands reforming years later without key members . A reunion show here and there is cool , but not what the DKs are doing I think i know the person who shot this picture next time , the beers are on me Happy Reddit Birthday Excellent question ... Whoa , relax ... man what is going on with cops these days ... ? OMG ! That black girl has white girl legs ! <3 inside ... can you help this friday and / or saturday evening ? ( holy fuck . You'd spend $ 3 on food for * one * lunch ? Why where shopping carts invented ? so woman could learn to walk on their hind legs . I'm only two misconceptions in , and already my mind is blown . " Dark ages rejected by most modern historians " . O_O holy wat And you replied within SECONDS of me replying to you . Are you stalking me ? Wow ! 39 and 37 ! That's amazing . I like to make the whole pot and drink it myself . Mmmmmm I wish it could be on my summer reading . :( Right now I have Rocket Propulsion Elements ( You're disgusted that a mother is naked in front of her kids ? he is so handsome Amazing eyes Hahahahah . This made me laugh starting at 0:54 until the end ... and a very strange dejavu at 1:14 . Yes I tend to forget that I note things so I note them twice , one on paper and one in blood HOLY FUCKING SHIT ! ! ! I THINK I TAUGHT THOSE KIDS SWIMMING LESSONS LAST SUMMER . NO LIE . Holy BM , Batman ! He pretty much told off Tyler , Incontrol , and Huk ( what they said recently on SOTG about zerg ) and told everyone to " suck his dick " . Very true . It sucked . Sober . After smoking , those cubes do wonders to your brain ( Wait , what ? It's just a regular occurring meet up . Just like weekly game nights that are held . yea its freaking me out man I have An iPod 4G ? And they all play * * Star * * Craft . At first I was like ^ _ ^ but then I was like So it " sucks " that they " automatically " die to tanks when they are the only target around ? wait , what ? u said 12-15 an hour , and pay isnt good , in the same sentence . How do you get a map like this ? Great video ! I was so sad I missed this ! Hope you didnt pass out from heat exhaustion But she made sure to have doctors on hand as well . I was all Whoa .. TIL that League of Legends has the subtitle of Clash of Fates Physicists get accurate results so biologists must be correct ... Only at the weekends ... sooooo Frisbee Saturday ? wait wait .. drugs in .. is that a spoiler alert for the movie I've never cheated on a test , ever , my entire academic life . NO ONE believes me when I tell them this . No one . Not a single person . What does that say about us as a society ? I felt evil when I decided to go with Shaw's 100Mbps package instead of switching to Teksavvy , after hearing all the horror stories ( I run a small business at home and can't afford the outage ) . Now I see Shaw's planning on 250Mbps plans . You can spread creep wherever you want Where did you get the impression that I want to deny anyone their safe abortions ? I am so going there on my 18th Mordor , where the shadows lie ... And the Infestor abilities while they're at it . I wasn't insinuating a 3gate push Wow , the other puns got upvotes .... Michelle Obama is more muscular than I will ever be I'm going to be waking up in a cold sweat after recurring nightmares of burrowed Infestors zipping between my bases at the speed of Helions . No . A tourist in the late 80 ' s Its super true , still remember every detail about that day So that's what a sinus looks like I know your pain , friend . I drive a Mustang GT and not only do people want to drive it because it's a stick , they want to drive it because it's a V8 . I let a friend drive the other day ... I'm surprised I still have a clutch or trans at all after how much he rode the clutch and how much bucking it did when he screwed up a shift . wtf is this ... Image does not exist Re-reading your comment ... I think it was implied . I was just out of it I guess I use Probably one I had not so long ago , I was in a jeep with a Korean family ( I'm British There will be no meta-discussion of downvotes in reddit The next picture on the gallery is somewhat worse How is it superior ? Oh wow , I glanced and thought they were dandelions at first ! That's some HUGE hail Even worse , my school had a state trooper . what's with the bath rope Either that car is gigantic or the queen is much smaller than i originally thought They can panic and still roll forward and crush a head . Doesnt take speed to kill . Dont know if troll or incredibly fucking stupid .... Realizes this is the * Queen's * boobs we're talking about ... ( THERE ARE BORG IN SWEDEN ? ! " The tsunami produced may reach heights of approximately 30 meters ( 100 ft ) . " I want to cry for some reason you can still get them ! no one has gotten back to me yet Then ... um ... maybe they have 2 computers set up with it ? If not I have no idea I like a plethora of choices . I usually mix mine with Metal , classical and oldies . My friend who is a programmer likes to listen to their rave music For a second I thought that was a blood stain left over from the person that died . And you're an electronic music producer as well ... and ... you're an ... Ableton user yet aren't talking shit about FL Studio ? I'm in some kind of twilight zone . Does it work ? omg , is that the same chick that we have immortalized as the ' My beliefs compel me ! ! ' meme ? ? I'll check on this later tonight . I didn't think anyone at 4chan actually got laid . * Oh , but it's the carriers that demand the locked bootloaders ! Motorola has no power to act due to a variety of business and technical factors . Motorola's limp wrists are tied ! * He's also white , albino , and with a British accent . huh ? Ooooh took me a second . Idk man , it should be fine ... both are the same on my channels I'll be right behind you Lebron James just came off the " worst " season of his career 58 wins . Do not forget the FIVE game losing streak . They lost the majority of games to the 1 and 3 teams in the east and in the last 2 series they dominated . LBJ should have been the leagues MVP . His old team went from number 1 in the east to lottery . He shut down the leagues current MVP and again dominated . Let's All lol pretty funny . but one question ... what's a 4chang ? It ....... was like 6 hours long I watched the trailer Oh ! Ditto , but just over a year for me . My brain has been doing things I absolutely do not understand . and the DREAMS Ah yes , I'm an American who forgets not everyone else is . I don't either ! I love that my boyfriend has chest hair ... and for some reason , he's completely owned by it . Holy shit . That's insane . Delicious kebabs AND a tomato kebab It's like she lived my childhood So wait , you're telling * me * I'm a trans woman ? I kind of already knew that . Totally missed that Kramer actually ended up looking better . The other three however When I read that , I immediately thought : ' Cowgirls + horses = herpes . Someone's been getting a little too personal .... ' . Literally just got back from ABove and Beyond in Santa Cruz . I can proudly say that they lived up to there name and went above ... and beyond ! ! That will also walk all your units back into range , instead of keeping your JUST in range ... range amazing timing ? How can you do it ? I can't find the " Poop-powered flight ? I am ... * gasp * RowanSpirit ! I always thought this was just a Toronto thing Sweet holy mother of God Lays ? ! We call them Walkers over here I understand the revenge . But shouldn't have done it in a public place to get caught . Looks like a snail . Those are some of the ugliest book covers I've ever seen once the belt comes off it doesnt go back on until its used Now i got the busy world of richard scarry theme song stuck in my head I thought the homo milk was from the US You were serious ... Same here ... worst thing my 6 - year-old girl has ever done is she tried to steal a lego from school a few months ago . Meat Steaks Try thinking about it more , you might it Ooh requests you say ? Well if you insist ... may we see a shot of you with your cute panties around your ankles wasn't this an outer limits episode ? That third sentence made your comment a bit ... Disturbing THE FUCK ? ! ? ! ... I'm a girl and I'm in pain reading this ... just ... fuck ... damn ... WHOA I LIVE BY THAR What the hell WOAH I WORK BY THAR Shall we duel at high noon then ? dude how drunk are you Beatport is failing ? one point sling ... and pics or it didn't happen . I do this , too . My partner and I aren't having a wedding , but I'll read articles on wedding websites . He calls it wedding porn . I pretend that it's just like a big trainwreck to me ( which is partially true ) and say things like , " Ohmygosh , I can't believe people waste so much energy worried about this--it's just one day ! The wedding industrial complex is ridiculous ! This is excessive ! " I believe it when I say it , but on the other hand , I'm secretly like A TAS on easy ? It's already at 8 there is minecraft in my atheism I've seen this on FunnyJunk too ... last night ... jesus ... those biceps You ... you don't actually even know what " white knighting " is do you ? Both of us Awesome ! I've been trying to avoid watching promos because I never like to know what's coming , but that was actually pretty interesting ! And I was shocked to hear his voice uh , no Don't mess with me They'll punch the highlights out of your hair ! Hello pretty blue eyes it looks like a toddler JFC didn't know they made guys so hot anymore Pretty blue eyes I first glance I read hand release and I was like but seagulls do live by the bay Bottom of page ad : " 5 Foods to never eat " My match lives 20 minutes away Just $ 7142.50 for a few days of playing starcraft . ( This has been here for seven hours and only has 10 upvotes ? You're an individual and , in species terms , unimportant . Oh . My . God . I just came a ~ ~ little ~ ~ lot . I'm still not sure if this place is exciting or scary . What's worse is that I can't even remember where I got the 180 dB from to check and I've done so much surfing today that I can't find it in my browser history . Thanks for the advice . As a longtime collector of various games for various game systems , I honestly didn't know this about GBA carts . I'll have to check out all my stuff this weekend ! Yet he is . FF III and QWOP aren't THAT hard , and megaman was possible to beat . do you mean you're my destiny ? Shuttles never landed on the moon tho * flips over hand * So why is it posted in / r metal ? I've heard that caesar line a lot from fundies , always makes me go That is cool , but I'm even more shocked she can play a Bach invention . That shit requires some intense hand independence and ambidexterity and while it's not totally fluid ... It certainly makes one wonder God that's hot . now im wondering how it'd look if a naked chick did a handstand , would her flaunting boobies throw her off balance ? yeah , how exactly does he do that dumb question , but are they pronounced " opus-ex " or " opus-ten ? " or skittles . Actually , no I don't . What the heck is that ... Um ... well you can make ' The Master ' out of it's letters , but that's probably coincidental ... or is it ? Apparently The US Constitution was written in the style of HP Lovecraft LUL he threw up a MissingN - IS THAT A GHOST ? ? ? ? ? Shit , I think you're right . We have only explored about 10 % of our ocean . Hell has gotta be down there somewhere . Just think of how many unimaginably creepy creatures there are lurking down in the depths that we have yet to discover .. damn , that was creepy Some kid was telling me about how he masturbated with his friend before . It was an impressive push .. but those EMPs Um it was a completely diff subject under the one I made .. o_O Lol .... I did not comment to myself . From Comely's homoerotic fanfiction to interactive homoerotic sex chats with Fallacy ... Same guy , different photo . Pretty This is far scarier than Peak Oil . Whoa I totally read that as " feared that sensitive information " what button is that ? I just bought that alarm clock ! ! XD Though I dont remember that tie around the plug I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW Why haven't they made a prequel about this ? What did she perish from ? I don't get the punchline Are those real ? Regardless I have had PlayStation Plus + from the start and downloaded everything but haven't really bothered to try most of the PS1 games yet , but now I definitely will . Does this game predate the 1st Xbox ? Evidently I don't live in the USA ... You guys take the whole patriotism thing way too far Why did I open that second link ? ? Worst idea ever The PONG in Keen was what I loved the most for some reason it makes me think of that thing i saw on the food channel ; cooking some meat on a shovel over a fire . He needs his hands to do the sign ..... and they're handcuffed . Wow . That was amazing . or cyclops from xmen Well shit I guess you shouldn't build anything that takes longer than 45 seconds . Are you kidding ? I've seen worse with Mini's ! It's Cali dude , people park IN the building . Just go to the mall and you'll know what I'm talking about . I once asked a friend of mine , she said nothing but started making giant thrusting motions Corningware , bitches . I used one for a hash plate once Guess I'm not allowed to criticize Lebron since I can't play basketball as well as him Near / on the asshole ! Like most women I thoroughly enjoy a good pussy-licking , but I've had a couple of guys get their tongues a little too close to the other hole for my taste . It's not that it feels bad per se , but just the idea of a guy being OKAY with licking someone's asshole kinda skeeves me out . And it's not like it was an accident , I've had a guy essentially ask my permission You dont know what ramen is ? Thats .. Odd . Where the hell did it come from ? ? Err .. it does ? I've done nothing but play multiplayer . What the ........................... Then how will they eventually type out the entire works of Shakespeare ? can you take a pic of your dad cradling you while you cradle your son ? Holy fuck ... this must be one of the worst designed sites I've ever seen ! Thanks for that , I just played that for 45 minutes without noticing . Yes ... ... Why is Pandora Tomorrow not on Steam ? Don't give up Soldier ! Try your feet ! Or get a friend to help . She's also my favorite character " Yeah , but I was told to post it on reddit to keep the list complete . I forgot to submit it to here back then , sorry ! I've had girls myself that totally go aggressive and could nearly bite my lips off . I tend to take my time figuring out what her lips taste like , rather than just trying to push my way in . Does that make me a girly kisser ? People actually use the mouse while editing text ? there're back . he wasnt even playing on hard ... You're comparing an act between * two consenting adults * to pedophilia ? They're aluminum , and the same weight as the iron inline sixes used in the 3/5 series of the time . I ( f ) just realized that I'm doing this too . Not because I think it has no calories , I really don't know why Pizza making * is * serious and dramatic > You're comparing an act between two consenting adults to pedophilia ? Eerily apt considering how Religious Chuck is . My step dad who is a Biker has this tattooed on himself from when he was about 8 years old Guys on the RSD Forums are already indoctrinated . Who's balls are that small compared to the shaft ? They're Back . At first I was like I used to work at a Borders too , and I NEVER got this question . I feel like such I creep looking up pics . of pedobear I think all this power has gone to Linus's head , and he's beginning to act and think like a cult leader .... I had this ... So how did the knob get there ? a tower of giraffes How the hell is LBP only 2gigs ? Am I reading this right ? Oh i get it , penis jokes .. The image looks stereoscopic . For extra enjoyment , cross your eyes and observe him in 3d ! maybe , actually I must be super tired , because my response and voting in this comment thread is off by 1 . How did I end up accidentally making this a self post ? well .. it didnt have any good reviews when I looked it up Why would you marry someone like that For a second , I thought it was something that dynamically changed depending on user's names . Then I remembered Reddit doesn't have my contact details . I see no onion on his belt .. Oh this doesn't look so ba - OH SHIT IT'S MADE OUT OF SAND AND TORCHES I am that hispanic chick Have the same lamp . Bought at Big Lots for $ 49 . What scared me is a similar set up to my room and I got scared for a second thinking , " Who is this chick taking pictures in my room while I'm gone ! " I wouldn't be able to tell you , dude . BC2 is my first " war " game type . I have no clue how BF2 is , I know it had jets and something called " commander mode " that's about it . Lol - I'm sure you can post that question over at / r / badcompany 2 and they can answer that for you - there's like 6k subscribers ! DUDE ! He knows ... Hung out with a friend of my boyfriend once . She asked me if she could have his child . AMG , that would mean your DS is either a ghost or psychic ! hmm - like sweaty ... face . the semicolon represent a sweat drop . the sweat drop usually adds as a sign of confusoin , embarassment or nervousness . I was using me : * Eat alone ? ? ? Yep , Personally never played single player but I could imagine the difference . Sad thing is though the economy is pretty much broken with all of the bots and what not . The recent ladder reset seemed to help a bit and I tend to stick with hardcore which tends to help get rid of some good gear in the economy . And if you don't mind me asking how the hell do you beat Durial alone That's scary . There was enough of her left to know how much of her was gone . Oh man , that's messed up The E3 one needs an exception . This should stay until E3 is over , for sure . That only makes sense . They're here . Where the hell do you live ? Fuzzy is right . Singapore has great food that ISNT American food , pretty much all American food here ( aside from McDonalds ) is pretty bad . McDonalds does well around the globe , and a drunken evening at 3am its nice to have McDelivery 24/7 What's at the end of that " stuff " ? Fascinating . Though I kept hearing that pulsing noise from the end of " Andromeda Strain " in my head while watching it . I've been using the internet since I was in 3rd grade , learning windows 98 and shit . ; 3 I don't know what you mean ! ? You would have preferred " Woody " ? hehe - yeah , I figured you weren't necessarily serious . If you were then , I was at Blockbuster video years ago , standing in line to get my video game rental , when I notice the guy behind me has Aliens in his hand . I turn around and say " Dude , I've seen that movie at least a dozen times , you'll love it , it's like crack . " and with a total pokerface he says " Well , I like crack , so I'll probably like it . " " After months of use … they go into a state where they look like zombies , wandering … in search of pleasure . " Seriously ? Lol and now we can both revel in our newfound depressed state ... Only your firstborn From the thumb I was like " Seriously ? " then I clicked and was all " I want your long eye lashes Why / How don't you have a belly button ? Really ? Oh man , those eyes . Yeah , exactly ... the high you get from solvents is really unpleasant , I can't believe some people do it on purpose . I was outside when I painted that chair hours ago and I still feel a bit woozy from the fumes \ \ _ ( Thank god you're back . Thought you left But Corexit is safe , and the oil is dispersed or cleaned up . BP has said so . the weakest link that is uploaded into the channel wasn't supposed to be the focus of this link , its the videos the dude has uploaded himself . Did I mess the link up ? It goes to the correct video when I click it this is one of the craziest / dickish stories I've heard on reddit . holy shit way to go the extra mile man and I'm sorry and wish I wasn't poor and could help . IF ONLY I WAS A TRUST FUND MILLIONAIRE No no , you misunderstand - with all these laws restricting behaviour and speech you're free . I choked on my water when I saw that the price for a mens ' haircut was " $ 50 and up " ... I pay $ 15 for mine . Very many crossbow quarrels and cannonballs , actually , but good guess . I think when spectating you can see key presses ? This is actually a troubling question That goes beyond " hover " all the way to " anti-gravity " . ... with the nether as the ways ... Will never open mail again Indeed , not to mention you'd hopefully get almost no stacks on it . Unless the game is going an hour and a half " I don't believe he's really there , but it was just the first thing that I thought of when I saw that picture . I probably looked for about 30 seconds in a bit of anxiety You can't afford one ? I do bleach . I've said that . I need this I get freaked out by typically trypophogenic things too , didn't know it would apply to this though ... Weird . I just recently started watching the Simpsons from episode 1 . I shat bricks the first time they showed Smithers and he was a black guy . Try typing " whatc " ... I always get a pretty solid suggestion from there I'm pretty sure I never added to my dictionary HE can happen very slowly , or not advance at all . If something is stressing the liver it will cause it . A tumor near the liver , or even Lupus ... lets hope they dont get out of hand like most korean mmorpgs and start charging players for better multiplayer units They let Cho solo bot and put Sona mid with Ashe which in the end worked out very well for them.Taric then switched to mid too and fell behind pretty hard.He was lvl 8 when the rest was like 15-18 We were using these up until about grade 5 for me ... then I moved to Barbados and it all went even further backwards I thought it was a typo until I started downloading . TIL Semantic Satiation .... and I read it as Semitic Sanitation ... 9 months , 2 weeks , 1 days , 11 hours for me You can delete the main page ? do you see the future ? This looks like total bullshit . Why .... would you grow in your parents house ? I am getting all kinds of other people's messages . Wow , you've played enough to recognize a seed ? but ... why are the tail lights on the left DIFFERENT COLORS Oh .. Oh my ... My heart just skipped a few beats and went " till it was too late . " TIL that gradients and XHR are a part of HTML 5 . He got Rance ( It gets even worse - I play on a laptop I think my grandparents are racist , because I've heard that term quite a bit . Why was this down voted I feel like removing the channelling aspect of her ult would make her viable if not overpowered completely . Kat ult + Zhonya's ? she looks so human We have something in common obviously baby is husband and husband is baby . wait .. no ... I read " the fact that I'm paralyzed .. " and was all like : Yeah , that's odd It has ... Evolved . I'm not sure what ' more fucked up there . The Wagon-Wheel-sized rims on the cop car or the fact the FBI is only paying 79k / year to start .. This is a repost , but now it's yellow instead of blue ! Muzak headquarters is close to me ... I know someone that works there ! Norway looks like an alien I don't run from police , they run from me Do you speak from experience ? It's a department store in the US , they give out a ton of coupons and discounts if you shop there . The watch was 20 % off , my mom had an additional 15 % off , and then she had a $ 20 voucher that was expiring soon . They all stacked together It's so thick . Yeah , and we talked about educational technology , then I saw you on the shuttle after my haircut and was like HI ALEX and you were like Farming is hard work , but its very fulfilling . Who picks weeds in the winter time ? I'm on [ 7 ] now and I didn't laughed It draws you in man ... I think it's the eyes holy fuck that coffee Yes I agree , especially becuse not only is he making her feel unattractive , but he's planting the idea in her head that anybody who says otherwise is " just lying to get in your pants " . He wants to not only break down her self esteem , but he also wants to make sure that she'll think anyone who tries to build her up is just lying . He wants her permanently broken . eesh > He wants to not only break down her self esteem , but he also wants to make sure that she'll think anyone who tries to build her up is just lying . He wants her permanently broken . eesh I chose them because I like fast units and taking over the map . For some reason I also love spreading creep What you got married before your one year annivesary ? s-so ... many ... Wendy's bags ... See , I love all the advantages of an ebook reader . That still leaves me with the same problem as physical books , though : I have no goddamn clue what to read . I have never seen a book advertisement . I dunno Yeah , it's not like you need food to live , what makes it important ? ... oh wait ... shit . She is a girl gamer ! Would you believe that ! ! ! Shit , is that normal for national fraternities ? the fact that you have " clay " and dont own color markers paint pens food dye or anything just boggles my mind the reporter planking on the news desk at end ... I live in the city and all I see are lights and airplanes ... I have found that I tend to dive much deeper into my work than most people do , since when I'm working on whatever it is , my mind is free from all sorts of distractions or urges . People do often come to me for advice since I tend to be less emotionally attached to things , and ( in their minds ) less likely to be biased . I even get asked about relationships , quite a bit * looks at username * Didn't you see the x-rated directors cut of Willow ? Warwick Davis = Bigdick Davis , you'd never believe it It looks like a nice place to live shit my bad . I can't look away . I heard that the voice surgery doesn't work looks kinda like titty fucking to me I hear this from literally every producer / engineer I know ... makes me nervous about diving head first into audio production total mind boner fuck ... ur heads one way but ur bodys the other this could possibly be worse than cracked.com " dude , are you like , high ? gay people are like - normal people's best friends " Are your legs actually that long ? Ghost car is waiting outside of your window . Anal Suntan Wonder How . Where . Want . Now . Must . Have . Now . MY SO asked his Chinese students what they thought of N . Korea , and many of them said that they are surprised that despite it being such a poor country , everyone is so happy there . Uhhh , wha ? I just unlocked the third engineer rocket launcher tonight which had the homing feature . Up until then none of them homed onto anything . Either I am completely unaware of a basic function of how to use them or this is incorrect . I feel silly for asking but who were Sophie and Craig ? Your pasta comes in jars ? ? ? Small city hospitals do . Our incinerator was outside the maternity wing . If 5.95 is too expensive for you , I have no idea where you could go But that's how it's like all the time .. This mental image will forever be burned in my memory , thank you for that tl ;d r , etc . , LOL , RTFM , RATM , I want to go to there ... That kid sounds creepy , you were right to tell him that SOON . You know what's kind of weird ... I could see some of this applying to EVE Online . FUCK ............... OFF .................. Why does my brain want to add ham to that picture ? Clever boy ? I had to re-read the title a couple times ... thought it was two dudes perform a queer cover What's creepy is I came here to make a comment about the kid in the back and was going to call him " Billy , " too . Ahhh I had this happen to me last week . No clue what negging was before now ; I just thought he was a giant douchenozzle Seems like there were a lot of strange / irrelevant inclusions in that article , from talking about how you were going to root for incontrol , how Protoss ' [ how the fuck do you do plural protoss ? the girl hes talking to looks like ellen page I ... what ? You would tell me that I look like someone that couldn't have a boyfriend ? Why ? What's wrong with the way I look ? What a strange , unsettling thing to say to someone that you're trying to flirt with What map viewer are you using ? Tons more detailed than the one I use That comment has ... over 9000 upvotes ! Oh yes , aren't they dreamy ? And wow , I forgot that fanfics exist ! ... where on earth have you found a burger for under $ 3 that isn't a fast food place ? Maybe it's locked for a reason ? Wait . Er , killing small animals ? Kicking in perhaps it should be called ... the inner-intertube That's disgusting . I wanna eat it I want to eat him Or everywhere I won . On whom ? That looks JUST like my sister and brother-in-law's cat Chibi . And she is the same age too Holy crap . I used to live in spotsylvania when I was in , lets see , 3rd grade . ING ? psychic OP MUTANT SMILEY ! Must be a new zerg unit with multiple mouths . I think the guy meant : I think my gf is the one i want because she knows about an sc2 caster Hoax by an angry ex-mormon ? Valve doesnt sue thier fans I see what you did there .... What the hell people upvoted this ? I don't believe in god * or * witchcraft How the fuck did it end ? The absolute FUCKING worst is when you're in the city going around little shops and there is no bathroom to be found and none of those places have customer restrooms pretty good instead of pretty good Just did the conversion ... Well , we don't actually know for sure that being on separate bikes would be more fun for either one of them Wow . My face when I went there last night : Oh noes . Damn . Looks like the scene in Lion King where Scar kills Mufasa which scene are you referring to ? People who have their text message alert as " beep beep " How do you make wine ? Your mom is either ignorant or extremely selfish , I hope it's the former . I should have said " pity you ALL " . My bad . How is it flawed ? Point it out to me , please . I like to listen to what other people have to say , you see No one except using up land ( I'm not even suggesting that they own land at this point - - it can be public ) . The irrationality of socialists is incredible .. almost .. unbelievable What , seriously ? wow , he started at age 30 . don't do that to pictures of amy pond You're right , that is mad . Do you even read r / Mensrights ? Then who is moving into my apartment on Sunday What the hell is with the tags on that video ? Well that was epic . I was like So only after starting this thread do I find out my father uses Reddit really ? all six ? That thing is HUUUUUUUUUGE ! I read that as " chickens " and was expecting a chicken being involved Or posh . Prices will change though ... This one annoys me that most . If they are fairly regular then there might be a chance that I remember them and what they got . But then you get the ones you've never really seen before and they say " the same as last time thanks " . I played crim to R100 + in RTW APB beta and didn't know you were supposed to kill an R5 crim . details ? Wasn't it 40 damage before ? Moon is giving us the evil eyes to beat all evil eyes . Wow , you guys really hate spiders Wow , you guys really hate spiders What did I just watch ? I am also super worried about getting pregnant ! I didn't use condoms with the ex and was still paranoid every month . If my period was ever even a day late I'd go get a pregnancy test lol . So yeah , implanon would definitely drive me crazy . I'd also heard stories of people who'd had it inserted incorrectly and it ended up getting lost in their muscle tissue who said it was a big deal ? we just weren't creative enough to come up with a different username ... stacks and heaps are easy The gorillas eyes scare me Seriously with you on this . iCarly is one of the best shows on TV right now you used your blood in the cooking of these tots ? yep it's there , only the + frontpage button indicates I'm not subscribed to it Harry Potter is amazing , no doubt . A month and a half for the last movie I live across the street Did you still buy the tickets ? If yes .. you're just part of the problem that's 6.4 logged with an instructor . Before that I flew copilot with a friend for about 10-15 hrs . Also that was a high-performance , complex , gps & ifr equipped , and this is a 172 and the gps is broken Last New Years my uncle argued with me for about 15 minutes about how Pizza was invented by Mexicans ... there were 5 other people in the room and they all agreed with him . One of them worked for the FBI at one point I finished it . That's scary how he's talking about he's already cemented in by the build process and the CommonJS stuff . It's not even 1.0 yet I took the pic to Supercuts and told the lady to make me look like this . She gave me one of these Why are they not muscle cars ? Trigger warning That's got some weird F1 - F12 keys going on there , first time I've seen that . I did it , then my Mac told me to go fuck myself . How tall are you ? Ahh ..... My ex-best friend was a Calvinist . My co-worker had someone piss next to them once . Didn't believe him til I got within 2 feet of him . I never thought I would converse with so many people I know at once on this site . Very small world Are they seriously singing I recently reprogrammed my internal voice to be that of a valley girl . Now I think in that voice all the time Love the game , was getting owned by the enemy , so I used the little Q cheat ... shortly after I was cutting down some trees ... but while cutting one down they all disapeared ... Holy shit , my hometown ! I remember having delicious peach beer there ( when I was 18 ) . Don't fucking tell anyone What in the fuck am i listening to It was because of that awful soundtrack .. It's bigger on the inside ... Does ..... does he come with the car ? The built in SD slot in my EeePC 1005HA works out of the box Clip , This . Almost everything looks plastic cause of how much it shines Ok , I'll know what to do for the next few hours . That thing is so damn funny I'm pretty confident that most abortion docs aren't dying with 6 months to live and in unmitigated pain . Also , last I heard , performing abortions isn't flouting ( your word not mine I'm with you . How much is that companion cube Looks like it would be a fun ride ! Sweet jebus ! 44 Downvotes and counting ! I just finished season 4 last night . Quicker ? But it's already instant ? I live in the bible belt and his works ( and works about him / his work ) are available at both my campus and public libraries . It's like as soon as I said this , Miami collapses . I have magical powers He was nice enough to let her know her daughter died a virgin ... How does it take you 20 minutes to fill out a time sheet ? okay ... sorry lol Dulce de batata ? ....... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ! ? That's kinda scary if yours looks exactly like that That's ... that's brutal . I can't believe anyone would be crazy enough to drive those Fuuuuuu , Didn't expect that I'm an open minded guy but I * really * don't get this fetish . It goes against every instinct . Like I don't even mind furries that much , foot fetishes seem weird but they're not a big deal . This one ? No fucking clue Er , wait . Are you saying my crotch may erupt into hundreds of evil , mischievous creatures ? ? You should hear my HD4850 . Same thing with the power and JET POWER TIL ' berk ' = ' cunt ' impossibly fast . it says your post was 0 seconds ago It did for me G-man's wife A little Amish girl saw me , a black guy , walking by and asked her mom " Who painted him ? ! his heart is in his ass ? ! I don't know why I find this so funny , but I'm rolling on the floor laughing my damn brains out right now . The accent , THE ACCENT Saw a 3 litre Asahi can yesterday . Torque ... I diidnt make it thru the first time tho , so I might be disqualified . I bought it on dvd at my PX while I was stationed in Iraq . It was about 20 or 30 minutes in and I stopped the movie , ejected the disc , and broke it in half .... I plan to ! I miss it so much ... I hear it calling from the trashcan .... Whoa ! More than that now . The tide has totally turned . Not sure if serious . my mom too ! ! Definitely sympathized with this . Convenient sex is not worth being with someone you are miserable with ( my ex was a crazy bitch , has a baby now At first I was thinking it was going to be a Friday joke . Then I got into the story and was like You're doing it ... interestingly My folks ( parents and brother ) took a trip to Isreal with our temple . On the way back , my parents last name was spelled wrong . Wut . People do that ? i never knew they could look like this . maybe i think im a little bit biased in what i see in the modern world these days * raises fist * media doesnt help Well I'm doing an engineering degree too , dunno if its the thing I really want to do though , Physics is sure hard , Maths isnt though xD and I get to choose a breadth subject too ! (: But I tried japanese , its quite hard , might do Chinese instead hehe ~ Sad to hear your allergic though , better than me at least , I dunno how to take care of animals yet I always preferred lip-gloss on chicks ... well at least I did . Thanks now I dont know where I stand It's not that bad . [ ] ( / dude " sometimes it's MUCH worse I've been finding the odd white hair since I was about 14 . Well actually , my little sister tends to spot them and yank them out without warning 200 apm with just mouse . watafaBALLER Solo Fortress 2 . There is no need for a team . Yes , RRSP's are canadian ... :P 15-20 % ... What the shit ! ? I normally don't eat with a knife anyways I come here to look for answers I guess she really is into anatomically correct teddy bears ? .. oh dear god . Of course I just made up the comic do you have an extra code still As you mention it , he's noticably more chill this MLG . Wow I have no recollection of this comment . Haha ... I must find more Is there any one else that doesn't know who JC is ? oh wow i didnt realize there were 3 shirts Razer ... speakers ? I am a little baffled . I have a basically clean install of OS X .. apparently installing the wacom tablet drivers also installed browser plugins that made my list of browser plugins " unique " . what argyle .... uh um .. lines .... KICK ... I've never seen buttons Ye gods . It's even scarier close up . Eh ? pH of my blood ? why have a password if you're just going to post it for people . Did this just make the front page ? I only ever saw LQ versions of this , so only saw the guys outline , now im even more scared ... I've never thought of that . That picture inspires me to build a table in hopes of a " Field of Dreams " style incident occurring . But , with my carpentry skills I'd likely end up with Rosanne Barr as the centerpiece when I finished i was gonna say something like this Your Pikachu looks quite fat ... I must question your methods of raising it to level 100 .. best track ever ... 10 or 20 times a minute ? Lol this thread got linked elsewhere , didn't realize how old it was Wth , I did put the tag there I read this as " I spent almost 5 years working on this makeup ... " I think I might know what generator you used for the map based off the things you have said about the map He balked at paying another 5 % of what he owed ? I beat Super mario 64 at 5 years old you dont see me The cervix ! Really ! ? I didn't know they went that far up Like , frozen food ? Chips ? Some sort of always fresh restaurant-style stuff ! ? word . they are always secretly trying to gather incriminating evidence on anyone and everyone - including their own mothers - in order to convict them of crimes . it's their job description . Why didn't she apply to teach at the good school district Jesus Christ ... are those his balls ? Actually made me go this reminds me of salvia Consider if it was in the right thread ! Having a brain that's only a slight thickening of the spinal cord probably helped ... That implies that he had to do everything else down there too . I only do this when my boyfriend is chasing me up the stairs and trying to grab my butt . hell of a nice raffle item for a high school What the fuck did they do , use a flamethrower on it ? lol ... I dropped Code Geass and have LOGH on my watchlist . Haters often tell it like it is . At first I was like :D then I was like I must know your UI set up I wasn't aware there was an agreed-upon acronym Just read the blog post showing the pics ... anyone else notice they added a brush behind dragon ? I didn't like it , but everyone else I know loved it . I'm guessing I didn't pay close enough attention because they kept talking about parts that I didn't remember at all . AND HE'S STILL ALIVE She's not going to drop her boyfriend and fuck you just because you say you like small boobs . This has to be the weirdest white knight attempt I've seen yet what . 15 bucks ? With what airline do you fly ? It's obvious it is . That's more than a texture bug Before I started working with PHP , I wouldn't know what you meant by this . Then I was reading up on the Mail function and I was like Ironically , Aphex Twin calls Radiohead's music " really crappy " That's pretty nice , but the prices . There always is room for improvement :) I'm experimenting with some different processing methods now .. I believe it is " ignoring " your movements because there is too much " noise " in the movements - - e . g . it is too picky at the moment . However , making it less picky may make it pick up too many movements ... I do all the time Wait , I could sell the medal for $ 35 or both the buds ? That was the first subreddit I've ever been to where there were no downarrows . the rapture Wow , thanks . I did not know that . I've just been trying hard to " think happier " . what date ( s ) are we going to have the Alien ? im seeing a bunch of different dates ... Holy crap , you're a 99 % match . I have never seen it that high before According to lolcave , my normal Elo is 2200 + Fuck this cuz it's a tool set Wait so , he's a guy ? You call those Loofah's ? I have a selfmade guitar with the EXACT SAME electric layout I'm not sure if this is a meme , but I had a friend who actually did this . Not intentionally , but it happened . They dated for a while , though for some reason it didn't last ... Thank god someone is standing up for the truth I ... don't know what to say . G-string are even worse I find No fucking way I could do that . That sounds painful as hell . I played Templar / Guardian when the game originally released and thought it was OP after a bunch of levels . At one point capable of running from the beginning to the exit of the level and tanking everything at the door " some of those can burn if it gets near your asshole / vag though . My labia minora ( that's the inside ones , right ? ) are truly long . They hang down like an inch and I can pull them out like three inches ; they're so long I can actually tuck them up into my vagina . no ? at least i dont think so I haven't slept for days ... too much reddit ! ! ! You think that's bad , it's twice as bad for computer engineers since it's even less well-defined of a field . He blends into the background so well Damn .... The more I here about the rest of the nation , the more it feels like the NW really * is * a separate country . Stop what from going through which hole ? Hee , you know , at first I was all sadface at being reminded to stop self bashing ( I start self bashing over self bashing at that point why would they chose that picture ? Thanks mom . wait was that 4 years ago outfit like his regular everyday outfit 1 . It is a fact . It's self evident . You admit as much in the very next sentence The guys who were conscripted in , yes . The real Nazis were not treated so leniently though . I've heard stories from the elders around where I live of German soldiers strolling through town in their uniforms on their way to work at construction sites during the war . ' 01 here , so very happy to have left the AV behind . I was home just last weekend , they've got these crazy awnings over the parking lot now welcome to the internet ... Best . Day . Ever I got food poisoning from a bag of generic brand choc coated honeycomb . 24 hours of vomiting Montana's within sight but no - and I don't think I really want to let the people of the interwebz know where i live Montana's within sight but no - and I don't think I really want to let the interwebz know where i live It would be " no homo , sis " and yeah , it will be totally fine All joking aside , I actually have that bag . I can't speak for anyone else and I wouldn't say I'm the most active of users but where I live ( southern GA ) , almost everyone is baptist / other form of Christianity so it gets tired real fast . nobody is showing up on your lawn and many people who bitch on these forums don't actually do anything constructive let alone to a level that of religious commitment lol what This would have helped me write Assembly a lot had I bothered to use it . Nope , I just refresh the " new " page for hours . The feed never stops . So then my bowl would be fighting cocks ? ? Did I see some jizz on the cat ? Infections ? How is this related to picky ? I dated a guy who didn't mind ... except that if he saw blood he lost his erection because " It's like I'm hurting you ... " We turned the lights out and the problem was solved ( for a while ) but yeah ... sometimes blood kills erections Either heavy flow w / o much pain or discomfort at all , or low flow with medium managable pain ( advil ftw ) Not a big deal , but my mom used to go through like 5 of those massive overnight pads an hour There are keys to maybe two cars , idk though . Weird shit happens at my house . I went out one morning to find ripped up pantyhose hanging out of the trash . Looks to me like they want to keep something from warping . I can't believe I forgot to mention those . Why did i read the title in my head with the voice of Morbo from Futurama ? How do you guys even notice these things ? Then we say that the Stallion is inside THAT one . You look so angry . I feel like the only one who honestly doesn't see it with him ! What is it about him that is so hot ? .. Wait , wait , total grilling newbie here . You use a weber in your fireplace ? Does that WORK ? if you adapt , you can impregnate a hot woman , raise a child with your own values , and actually CAUSE a better future That film taught me German . . . Kinderm örder ! Who doesn't ? I dont know whether this hot or not .. True , but people will still be a little peeved by the fact that they won't get the whole story ... I'd imagine . But a little insight on the declassed material should do their brains well , Are they being .. serious ? At 3 am ? This looks a little complicated The past , you fools ! We gotta warn them ... He had a very small dick . That's a relief . I always though drinking and boating always came hand in hand ... I didnt know people drove boats while sober TIL these things have an enema setting . She is . She wore it to the Christmas company party ...... Soooooo , did she bedazzle it or did you ? She's wearing the same dress in 6x07 . Yeah , I have often been thinking of nothing when my boyfriend has asked me , and I have to keep defending the fact that I really am not thinking of anything I like the one where he's all like Even on burst casters like Malzahar and Annie ? Does that work well ? You've got a anti-friend in your friendlist ... Did you have to code Pintos or Nachos ? My favorite activity was to randomly enable and disable interrupts until the piece of shit actually started working Holy hell , what's it like living in the 80 ' s ? Where is Equilibrium ? I was searching " turkey porn " and found this thread . For being passionate about skin cancer prevention ? ? Um , NSFW ya think well I just saw your sunburn That is so weird . I had no idea they could be so different ! ! ! I came Please tell me that is a dummy round . PUT . THEM . EVERYWHERE . Or ... buy it so you get refunded and 5000 free RP You can make more than one character without a new CD key . woahhh , the end there Um ... that's not me But what if they get angry at you ! Okay ... - clicks link - ohh .. oooo .. " oh the pleasure of being cummed inside " WHAT THE SHIT Yes ... because reddit doesn't get new users all the time . * slow claps * I havent see nyou on at all TIL that hail storms have the ability to kill 500 people at once ... Or the reverse , you would be a hipster for knowing * gasp * I thought the last one was the last one . Damn I hate them but they sure are paying Sony back I remember buying fresh doughnut-like pretzels with apple and cinnamon .... like 5 years ago in Adelaide ( TTP ) Yes ! Suzanne Collins adapted the movie herself , which is super promising . I'm stoked about the actress they picked for Katniss too , though some of the other casting choices are a little dubious ( the guy playing Gale was previously in a Miley Cyrus movie ... I came I came Fuck that , did you see that split screen 3D monitor ? Sony knows what's up . DO WANT Wait ... So where in this process does Microsoft come in ? This - scared the shit outta me . Video cannot be played on mobile Holy crap . The relationship between electricity and magnetism fascinates me . It's so weird and mysterious . Haha yeah Assaidi was awesome ! It definitely is Taarabt's loss , and now Eric Gerets looks like a genius for demoting Taarabt . When Assaidi scored that goal with all that dribbling , I was like Julie Andrews doesn't give a fuck . . . I guess . I never thought I'd see a 45 - year-old use the phrase " banged any of the incredible hoes that I've been with . " Holy shit it's Slenderman . After talking about how this fat , annoying kid was bugging her , she said ' lol ' , so I called her a cunt . She then began to sext me Mine too ! Did we go to the same school ? Yeah , and I can't do the system transfer either , because it needs a strong Internet connection . why would anyone buy a key for $ 2.49 for it to sell @ $ 1.90 ? You don't happen to be an Eagles fan do you ? For I second I thought that was Ben Stein yah - we should have baked Hitler a nice big cake instead For once , the white guy is cooler . He always kind of creeped me out . I think it's his face . how do you get your ' 2 fruit 5 veg ' a day then ? TIL ... Those that are still on Leopard must shell out cash to upgrade to snow leopard first .. So that goes for yours too ? The first thought was , " What if he'd not held the breaks ? Did Shen really not get picked at all ? Wow , pretty awesome , he's on TeamLiquid too No . 6 ? It costs $ 50,000 USD a year to raise a baby ? HGBarry Hack ? Menopause makes them bigger . My mother went from a 12C to 12E in the last few years and the doctor told her it's normal and most women would be thrilled ( i . e . suck it up ) Is that ... autohotkey syntax ? When I first saw it in a shop , I was like Dude , her orgasm makes her look like she's possessed That pressure is tough to deal with You guys go and do that ? ! Which part ? If only we had these capabilities here Who did that This guy does amazing videos . What he said about the air and filtering , I have never heard this before Ever wonder if after a while they're doing this sheet on purpose ? wasn't excited until I saw the bird scene . I was pretty - _ - through the whole thing . Then when they stuck the screen on a gun and started moving around I was It's Skyward Sword So . . . do you get do anything * fun * in Desert Bus ? Un diplom ático chileno en la capital china ¿ esa es la noticia ? How far is your bathroom from you gaming area ? ! Smith Machine ? Is this normal for pros ? I put all my production facilities on 5 ( rax , fac , and starport ) , and tab through them while pressing hotkeys . Works for me I just picked these lyrics out last week - - I've listened to this song dozens of times before I heard this and Sweet something of somewhere . I will most definitely stay clear , specially with the size of that thing Built in wavebird recievers ? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious . Whos personal info would he post ? I'm confused Look how much hair he had This makes about zero sense outside of your attempt to equate anon to mentally unstable bums seriously nice goals , but that just made me think " Damn pace abusers ! ! " ... too much fifa for me lately What's wrong with her arms ? Hey baby , wanna come over and see my fetus room . not to mention the leafs on the trinidad are about 6 - 7 inches long I am mildy creeped out by this post . I didn't really want to go back anyway . Season two was announced after episode one of season one due to positive feedback . You're allowed ... Just keeping an eye open here Good grief you used it correctly . I am so used to correcting redditors on the meaning of cognitive dissonance that I missed its proper usage . It's fine . He's just saying that he has yet to make a wife of one of his children . IMHO there are far too many child brides . Good for him for showing some restraint . No fucking way ... " Resistance is futile . " ? ? insane clown posse concert ? TIL Bug Chasing vibrams , wifebeater , and sweatpants ... to a concert ? Are there any negative longer term side effects ? Like what's the worst that happens ? Wait really ? Looks like an armless rabbit with a gas mask on . 1.5 TB ? What is this sorcery ? How much do you spend on internet in a month .... I have that fan .... What's in a crib and goes up down up down ? A pedophile ........ what do they pay you ? ? ? I thought Riolu was a Froslass She decided to play a support instead of a carry With the mordes it's funny too cause they feed but they never seem to talk unless it's in ALL CAPS or another language I didn't believe you until i photoshopped the 2 squares together and looked at the color values ... MY HEAD ASPLODE ! That's funny . Your name is dragoon , then you say you never played starcraft ... then you use the word " lurker " also . The coincidences This is utterly horrifying looking ! That women next to him looks a lot like the girl . Is Arnold fingering their daughter in front of them ? It is ? I'm a full-time student and I don't have healthcare Nice to hear it is award winning already . Is he ... wearing a kitten cape ? Calm down , it's just birds . at frist I was like ( > _ < ) , and then I was all ( Wait , this can't seriously be real ? I bought 20 bitcoins at $ 20 , they're worth $ 600 now Ah , I hate that feeling of rushing because you feel something behind you Could you go into more detail on the guy pissing himself while being choked ? We have Mouse Hitler in the building . What union is going to support a Democrat that was recruited by Republicans He didn't review Starcraft No i dont Wow , interesting . I was never really bothered by it . Am I abnormal ? cool - not sure then . I'm a noob when it comes to ketostix so I'll be watching for some decent info in here Erm , I know if drinking keystone light is not aimed at getting you drunk ..... what purpose does it serve ? My old roommate has that exact same piece ... I thought it said 2012 ? I had no idea a nude chick would be naked Jesus Christ ! Maybe it depends on the woman's body chemistry . You know how some vaginas develop antibodies that kill sperm ? Maybe the opposite can happen and it just becomes nourishing or something . Hell , even Crysis 2 ! I was shocked . The fuck did I just read $ 1500.00 is a tight budget ? Dr . Pepper is fruit flavored ? OMG it IS Caroline . Unlike Chell's orignial face , this one looks JUST like her character Man , don't get me wrong , I really love Die Antwoord and some of the stuff they've put out , but their performance was terrible Injection kit ? Still haven't made it down there yet , but thanks Luigi is supposed to be the tall one . The kid should have been Mario Is there something different about this ? I'm surprised it didn't get thrown out * before you even got to the judge * . It sounds like the kind of thing that the asst da would look at and dismiss without even going before the judge in my county . is ... is that a resident evil zero reference , or ... are you just really kinky ? dat's expensive The files must be ENORMOUS . Fuck . Dude , right ? Already where do you live to have to get / find these ! ? At work ? purple haired girl at 3:15 Wondering this same thing myself Perfect as in like behavior or they go nuts and throw the 4 characters into high school .... Was bout to go , The music kinda over did it , and what's with all the MW1 clips ? People still play that ? of course not , how could religious groups or ads be offensive to anyone ? The one true god is not offensive Although this is definitely worthy of being on the front page of reddit ( which it is ) , it only has like 10 up votes at the time of writing this . So what qualifies something to be on the front page then ? Who makes these choices exactly all I read between those " oh my gods " are ellipses You know what this means , right ? If the glasses cancel out what the other sees , if they look at each other , wouldn't their eyes dissapear ? I was expecting something more ... O_O ^ O_O ^ O_O ^ O_O ^ no way , old nickelodeon was awesome . now it sucks You should have robbed a bank or killed someone you didn't like while fat , they'd never recognize you now I too have a marker ball . But during performances , go all the same . People seem to like it more Those are fucking awesome Yeah ... but you notice how such a shitty comment got voted down . As if it wasn't welcome in that community Do you always have a PS - I think the I don't claim it to be good . It's more of that the title says it is . Screw ups and all . Seriously ; what do you guys eat for breakfast , lunch , and dinner ? Dining out doesn't count ; what do you cook ? Also , what's a casserole ? The beards are taking over she goes to my school There's a woman here at work whose vibrator broke ... so she got her dad to fix it . Already had a headache and yet I still clicked on the link .. Imagine someone from 30-40 years coming to our time and giving us a game from their time ! Maybe it happened and we are already in that game ! Zerg do that to me every other game 2 unlockable cores on the 555 ? Yea , really . Wait ... Do all girls think guys use Vaseline when whacking it ? I do understand your point . I was just arguing that having a more correct reality would make this game all the more awesome . Hell , that's why zombies are fascinating right ? BECAUSE THIS SHIT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN . And where do the mass gold farmers get their gold ? That's what I was saying Now I want it to be diabetes . Thanks for making me paranoid ! Let's invent a combustible vagina ... omg ... it IS a game gear I understand your first 2 points , but of course someone's going to quit if they join the guild with friends ( or especially with bf / gf or husband / wife ) and they're not on the same raiding team , that's crazy to separate them like that , they're obviously friends that want to raid together somebody tell me why drink is so fucking expensive here ? its extortion Is ... is that a real baby ? i don't think thats a jeep ... dr . recently prescribed an addictive anti-anxiety med for me and said that I would probably be addicted to it for the rest of my life . It's legal ... cannabis is not . Damn $ 110 so why am I being downvoted ? You're wrong , it's SO much fun ! But it's not like Club Med or anything , there's no cabanas . ( I'm not really sad about that either - seniors in their 80 ' s and 90 ' s in bikinis ? Things you cannot unsee . ) Could like ? ! Have you never had a chocolate covered strawberry ? dude wasn't that a film Sounds like my growing up in the Church as well . My grandfather emphasized this a lot to me as well . It was all on the girl , not on the guys ....... Ex : " I wish she were you . " Hey me too ! We're like twins Already bought it on the last holiday sale . I played it once . Nine hours passed in what felt like 2 . I am afraid to play it again . Unless ... unless he * is * Just realized the the true story face in NPH . PAX east ? ? This is a small world I don't remember him shooting Gale Ooh a Maths problem . * Gets out calculator * ... 500 ... / ... 24 ... * waits for answer * ... * divides by two * ... Ambiguity , I love thee . This wasn't actually the total number of hours played today was it I think I can hear his pelvis scraping against the rock ... my little boobs used to give me grief all the time when I was younger . Now that I'm 43 and they're still perky and young-looking , I can definitely say I am VERY . THANKFUL . Especially when I see what's happened to my large-bosomed peers I heard that after having kids , the period cramps aren't so bad - FALSE ? ? My girlfriend does this and it drives me nuts . She's friends with two different girls who talk shit about her . One time I caught one of them straight up gossiping about my girl and called her out on it . My gf was more angry at me than her shitty friend That seems like a lot of meds all at once . If you're drinking that ( 4 loko ) poison , then I don't know why you care about the calories Wow . No one has ever said I was a nice person before . * stares at screen ... stunned * they actually had a tank there TIL : Dustin Browder was the lead designer for every western game i loved No problem ! Sorry that I don't have any more to give :\ Currently trying to save up for tires . College student + price for tires = No , you don't . So , annoying ! Holy crap . That price is right and what's worse , it's got 21 ratings so at least 30 or so people have downloaded it I was streaming it online once and there was a French kid's cooking segment . It literally went like " Today we will make vegan pizza ! For your ingredients , you will need .. vegan sauce , vegan cheese , and vegan pizza crust . Assemble as so and you have vegan pizza ! " I wish I hadn't clicked on that . I will probably have nightmares tonight . Seriously , who the hell is this guy ? Imagine the things those 2 could create working together . It's a man ? I thought it was a woman i'd watch the golly-darned daylights out of that What does that mean ? They're looking for ... her ? We all should have known this already . I wish we could all be adults in this country and just say , " hey you like pot . good for you , but I dont wanna smoke it . Not hurting anyone ? Ok then have fun . " I hate that we all pretty much know the info , but cant have a rational conversation about it without the fucktards yelling so loud everyone thinks they must be right If religious people were this casual ... there would be no more religious people Yes . I too was sharing my thoughts . This is also a thought . Look , I'm still doing it . Oh my god , why did my German teacher never show me that ? My question is what in the world are they doing to these power cords to get them to break . there already is one No people just follow you there Why would you get it for PC ? I have the sneaking suspicion I know you , because I've been trying to get my friends to ride bikes with me for fitness all day today ... " je m'entends generalement bien avec les jeunes des lors qu'ils ont le meme etat d'esprit que moi " I thought this would be a story about quitting a job while standing over a bums body ... It makes me sad to think that I know some people that won't divorce because they think they will go to hell . But they claim they don't care they are miserable married because their reward is in Heaven . * * HOLY CRAP * * Wow , this actually amazing . At first , Kevin Smith was like I don't understand why you refused the money . Wouldn't it have been more useful to give that money to the homeless man instead of to the bitch ? I just don't understand . Why would you give her money ? You know you're famous now . You have your own stalker This shit is normal ? ! At first I thought you were having a conversation with yourself .... No , this is the subreddit that shouldn't even exist yep . i have no real need for a data plan either , but mostly i just try to spend as little time on the phone ( at least in public ) as possible . i hate going places and seeing that 95 % of the people are on their phones instead of talking to the people they're with . guess i'm an old-fashioned 20 - year-old . Oh , I figured you meant the * other * Maputo , Mozambique . This was the first time I've made a library before and I was interspersing my time between this and revision . But that library does look pretty amazing there is most definitely chatter on separator , which also seems to be looped along w / the other parts of the song . kind of drives me nuts , though , since it's SO faint , but I KNOW IT'S THERE . Jason Mewes just looks like he got a haircut Seconded . Had my first exam yesterday on 3 hours of sleep ( because Reddit's ruined my sleeping patterns ) and now shitting myself for next week Would you get the same effect if you used patches ? You don't want to protect your joints at the cost of your heart and lungs . I didn't say he didn't . Shit got real for me in Panel 3 . This is all very interesting ! See , I made brownies last week with some eggs that I've had in the fridge for a while . When I went to get the eggs , I didn't see an exp date on the carton so I went for it . The brownies turned out great ! And nobody got sick . . . . the weird thing was , I went back and found the exp date stamped for early May . Was just messing with ya ..... but how about an upvote I love how she pushes her boobs up at the start . I have to say , TL ;D W but omg crying , on a vid for eHarmony ? We all have food for username ! Bonus : We all work in healthcare That's interesting I'm not entirely sure your " girlfriend " isn't your beard When I'm driving I pretend I'm an astronaut piloting a rocketship , I make noises , shoot down enemies with my laser fingers " PEW PEW PEW " . But sometimes I forget to quiet down when I have people in the car . I'm 29 . AWKWARD Echelon ? ? Third Echelon ? HOLY SHIT SPLINTER CELL IS REAL ha , that made me laugh , but is there someone who can't ? Yeah Idk why that song is stuck in my head right now Hmm ... I always thought the G15 was a mechanical keyboard , the keys certainly feel clacky enough Oh YAYYYY ! Hi ! ! ! I felt like I was taking crazy pills for a second . The reed is actually made of cane . That's why it's called ... wait a minute . Reading these random thoughts and comments makes me realize why we need lawyers . Classes ended ages ago . I didn't see that Misread this as " Louis C . K . hitting on your kids " Question : does taking out a reactor stop production of the second marine , or does it start at half-produced when it moves up in the queue ? Am I the only one wondering how on earth the engine is still getting oil ? I pretend I can control the rain . When I want it to come back , I point my hand at the nearest window / door and say " mwom mwom mwom " ( yes , outloud ) Oddly enough , it works > I would really have no problem extending what " better " meant if you would just ask . Better as in more efficient , optimized , more progression / advancement , and win-win situations throughout society . If you need a more detailed explanation just ask what the ... I'm not sure if I'm just a noob-ent or what but I've never heard of anything like this At first I thought this was a joke . I was wrong . AOL is still around I thought this was an r / nba post at first and was like Thats strange , I already saw games in one of those things next to my local gamestop in California HOLY CRAP THAT'S HIGH Them arms ... At first i was like * oh you can get your facebook account back , all the pictures are probably still there if you get them to re-activate it at some point * then i was like oh god that's just terrible but i can't stop laughing The fuck are you talking about , someone can just fly up the window and pass a note " Gas station fap " is what I accidentally read first I'm at [ 4 ] and thought the canoe was filled with murky water . The answer did not surprise me . Dear god I was thinking the same thing Wow . Do her parents realize she's going to be the town whore ? What font is your browser using ? I should seriously troll this group of friends when I find them with " I'VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS At first I was Must be a complicated procedure bugs ? This should be on WTF How's the sex ? on comprends rien à ce qu'il raconte au tout début ... oh I broke my simple cat's brain yesterday ( not hard ) - he was sitting in a ( closed ) window and I was watering some plants along that side of the house . I guess he'd never seen me outside before because he was like Damn dude , be safe and shit We'll see ... It is PG ... In Canada I totally grandma'ed out over this picture and sent it to everyone . Then I chastised my cat for not being as demanding of my breakfast cereal milk . She just stares at me until I start making slurping sounds while I finish the milk . Then she gets all but that's why THEY know how to make beds I was just thinking that ~ ~ but ... the pictures don't exist . Thanks man . It's just that loads of people have total disrespect for the Slitheen and Blathireen families , but I was like ' Want to destroy the Earth by making us nuke each other , then sell the molten bits ' ..... What , they have actual brick & mortar stores for steampunk regalia now ? I just did that for about 5 seconds , and my eyes already feel fuzzy . No one believes me that this is how we ate them in school growing up . Jesus , what an amazing mother As a vegetarian for 6 years now I can vouch for how annoying this is . I do not understand why people feel like they need to convince me that I am missing out on something , or why they even care what I choose to eat . When I explain any of my reasons for choosing to not eat meat they are often met with hostility . Brick where did you get a hand grenade ? I don't know first i was like - _ - ... and then i was like how do you make those eggs ? Yeah , I have mattress covers ; I just like to get them * really * clean . I have asthma so dust is an issue , and all these stories of bed bugs / spiders etc scare me . I got kind of nutty after getting spider bites in my sleep at camp . Those legs How can you use " hell naw " in a positive way No , he didn't . And we're talking about a guy who plays Duke 3D still , like every other week ... for a weeks straight whoa , way more of an explanation than I could ever have asked for my mom used to tell me that girls don't fart ... they fluff . Friendly Americans ? ! Where ? ! ! ! ! uhm ... thanks , I guess ? ... I guess nothing represents pride in social progress over years of discrimination and bigotry like dancing around on a float in leather assless chaps while waving around a giant dildo . Makeup ! Wait , why does amir seem reasonably intelligent in that ? Wow awesone , I wonder how that cost saw this on Tosh , didn't realize until now it's real It's like a motorcycle , BUT IT FUCKING FLIES . Can't ... Stop ... Watching ... no , riding pigs that are riding spiders Yeah , I was looking at it from a size perspective as well . Fear the short ones , little bastards move so fast . Wow , we're pretty much the same body type . I could never have a relationship like this I too was very not as bad as wondolowski . Could of easily been 2 people conning you all Correct me if I'm wrong , but wasn't this the same episode where Bender asked Leela for help to dig up someone's spine because he was 1 away from a Mickey Mouse Club reunion Oh my god ! WTF ! Report them to Riot dude . That's some fucked up shit . Those two Eames DSW Ăăă ... sorry to disappoint ? also Fringe : O just saw the ep for the first time in the last week or so Maybe this was his intention all along w-wait ... so am I supposed to upvote or downvote ? I considered just leaving it unvoted but you covered that base too ... Wow . Why would you go to such a place ? And he can't do that without signing the birth certificate ? That is my policy . I give them one warning myself then I call the cops . Basically , if people are still going to make noise even after you tell them to keep it down they are being disrespectful and deserve the tickets / fines . But I didn't think you could get probation for something like that . I'm unaware of this ... holy shit Looking at him using his sword makes me want to play Legacy of Kian : Defiance again , the moves are nearly identical i would shit the bed if kiwi joined dig ... Did you just call weed a narcotic Talking about 69ing to students ? That seems kind of graphic ... Why didn't you vote No on nuclear power ? wow-there's actually people opposed to attractive women I'm 99 % sure STYDKO plays on US , so idk how you saw him on Wickd's stream . You son of a bitch I just had a minor freakout What music do you listen to ? Wait , is that Julie Benz ? Thank you ! That larva is terrifying you don't ... they buy you Lol , I remember finding my diary .. i went to the zoo every 2 days and had a new baby brother ( which i didn't ... ) Flammy went through two Prestiges in a gaming session ( probably 20 hours ) in a double xp not too long ago . Before that , he went through a single prestige in a day ( which I helped with the last half , 10.5 hours It looks like two faces stuck together : teenage son on one side , father on the other . It's okay , me too . And the amount of people who did get it make me feel stoopid Dam do I feel like an idiot . at first i was like gold scorpion ? that would be the last gun i'd buy gold for Don't you mean World War I ? By the time of World War II we already had the ability to outproduce every other country combined From girly man to manly man . I hope you are a man . I was just thinking , the beginning of this song sounded like the Pussycat Dolls Holy crap . I remember looking forward to attending a new junior high school when that went down ... UC ? It's exam week TIL AIDS denialism exists . This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen . There's over 1,000 ... It looks bigger than your wrist I ... don't think I can use my towel anymore ... paired with the sdk gun mod , and placed in a smp server ... Holy crap ! Why would someone downvote this ? Hey , just for the record I wasn't being sarcastic with my comment " Man , this game is full of WIN references ! " , thanks for the downvotes anyways reddit I realized just then how long I actually play Minecraft for hmmmm , really ... Yes , but I was specifically talking about the above comment , which had something like - 22 karma the fuck No , cause the ' destination ' would be learning from the ' journey ' . You know what a destination is , this is more of like a science experiment where no one knows someones behind the mirror watching . Will there be any more of these contests in the future ? Somehow I missed this one That was some fan art I was not expecting every other normal game i play has 5 ad carries . You pronounce IIRC as a word ? Apparently 2XC can't take a little joke Upvoted for brutalness . First I thought that couldn't be true , but then I started counting and realised it was ... I sort of doubt the endorsement funds could cover A FUCKING MANNED SPACEFLIGHT THESE TEND TO BE EXPENSIVE You going to see Ratatat in Central Park next month ? Got my tickets for $ 30 and the molly was free Oh my pasta deity , I have never seen that Dude I'm pretty much on your side , I don't think you're even paying attention to who you're yelling at at this point fountain on left .... no fountain on right ...... WHYYYY ! ! ? ? ! ! Thank you for the amazing tournament TB , looking forward to the weeke .... i mean the next tournament . Just asking does the delay function had something to do with the lag spikes from time to time . Also for some reason the Best / 720/480 had delay but when i switched to 360p there was no delay whatsoever , it was like looking into the future j'ai jamais entendu ou lu cette expression Sounds more like a personal problem for the introverted . and they let that bs stand ? isn't that some sort of federally sanctioned coercion then ? Holy shit , I thought reddit was upvoting some guy who took his disabled wife ( or sister or something ) to the zoo . After reading the first comment , I had to go back and look again Found in an abandoned house ? ? You've never heard of an insulin pump ? Couldn't get too far before my eyes started to drag themselves towards the last sentence Wait , I've never noticed any glitching graphics in SMP other than mobs jittering a bit on occasion . Where did he keep his money to pay for that ? ? Haha that's the one ! The guy at Game Stop told me he had 80 hours played on it . I was going to post this and then I saw your comment None , I think .... Lars and the realdoll . The guy never had sex with it . He actually had a legit personality for her Woah ! How did you know How ... What kind of English essay was it ? I didn't get any such request What the hell kind of guy wouldn't want to do any of that stuff ? Did he want to go shopping and get his nails done ? You mean , you have more than one tooth ? that would be a total mindfuck to see someone riding at a distance Wow , just can't keep this one off the Reddit frontpage ... Well now I'm going to have nightmares . I thought it was a steering wheel First : Slow Ride by Foghat . Second : Still Alive Noooo ! ! ! Don't eat it , dummy ! what exactly ... is that ? lol , i thought the link wasn't working , until i saw the tiny blue strip on the side , and went .... what assumptions ? Oh please let this be a movie . wait ... your boners are floppy ? I think you need to see someone about that When did Gosford move to Queensland ? The handlebar is the right way around , the front wheel has just rotated nearly 180 degrees . But I agree , riding it ( especially on the cobblestone and brick roads that you can see in the background ) would be ridiculously hard / impossible . Imagine getting the front wheel caught in the gap between the bricks According to ety online and wiki , it was mud . Where'd you get flying stones ? How do you become hated You win Red herring doesn't mean what you think it means , and this is the second time a reddit libertarian has made that mistake with me There's like NO ONE ELSE looking at the camera ( Holy crap that is my texturepack the interwebz sure made things easier for some people ... I think I had that same slammer toss bitches by the wayside , that's a lot of weed ! I just googled egg donations for shits and giggles and they pay more than 7,000 dollars per donation . You remember seeing a UFO when you were * 4 * ? Very nice .. wow . Gawd damn those fucking hips Go and get it removed . Today . Yeah ! that one was an old video since it is at the original camera spot and no bookcase ! are people getting commercials ? Why would people spend so much time concocting a story ? I don't get it well shit . I fall somewhere between 2 and 3 . Me too . After watching this awesome video I finally felt compelled to watch Beyonce's " Run the World " and well ... Wow . Oh yeah ... wow , yeah that * is * a pretty big inconsistency . Maybe she lives with her mom ? it's funny because he's actually motivating me to finish the campaign it did nothing .... I feel like I need it The question is , would eating them give you a time head ? At first I was like More like You just listed david's freind code This is my cat , every single night . And that is my reaction every time . Though , usually , when I open the door , he runs to his food dish and starts eating . I think he just wants company while he eats . Somebody's had their daily dose of crack yeah , and wait till you get through books 2-4 I'm sure CCP would reimburse you ... after a lengthy period of no responses from GM's who then tell you the logs show nothing I really don't understand this ... The most successful duo is Tastosis , and neither does real play-by-play . Maybe Tasteless does fill the role more than Artosis , but the fact is they are both extremely knowledgeable about the game ( obviously Artosis moreso ) , and personalities people really enjoy hearing , and that's what makes them successful , its not because they follow some textbook role A and role B . If anything Tasteless is the host , and Artosis is his co-host ... but anyone who says he's strictly play-by-play is just , very wrong Jar Jar izzat you ? Oh right sorry , didn't see the over , I read it as or .... man too much time staring at a monitor Christ ! I'm running the marathon on the weekend and every training run I've had so far this year has been below 20 No wai No control groups , the horror . Damn , I'll say . Really sexy fur coat . It's gone . your laptop's a pu $ * y magnet .... Ha ! well i chose that one since it has no hair over the body , so it made it easier . I see what you did with the neck , but why did you edit the bottom of the swimsuit ? Is that Nessa Devil ? * * " Multi-Trillionaire and Space hotel owner dies at 254 , revived seconds later " . * * Details on Space Cloud 9 . vey original ..... I understand enough of that , yeah . In my case it isn't anything insane , but people always take a step back when they see my last name . This turned me on . I ... Must ... have Motherfucka goddamn bitch one time i was driving behind one of those trucks on the highway and i guess there were spare tires underneath the cars on it or something cuz one of them fell off and came bouncing down the highway right at my windshield ... it was like straight out of final destination , i imagined it crashing through my windshield and hitting me in the chest crushing me . but i swerved and dodged it .. i no longer drive behind those You did that in ONE WEEKEND ? I saw the exact same thing Or your wife is smitzcraft ... Peeling , unfortunately . I've been trying to cut down on how often I change my polish ( I've had a once-a-day addiction for the past couple of months ) , so maybe that'll help . They have been the oddest shade--it changes between a faint yellow and a weird ... grey ? Did she actually threaten to kill herself ? Agreed . We have people who argue with us at work because we require that the dog have a rabies vaccination to come in here . " Oh my dog never goes outside .... " " I know my dog doesn't have rabies because I'm with him all the time ... " " I live in a million dollar home , so my dog can't have rabies " ( yes , someone actually said that to me Saltou para o lado errado . A cal çada é muito mais prop ícia para o suic ídio do que a água . Me neither . Or maybe I am from the US and successfully made you look like a crazy person . rammus + heimer . gg with that lane I've really started caring about Mcom Stations I want to graze with those sheep I think I saw my old trailer Somebody likes the Big Ten Conference ... My feet are very pale and very veiny . My veins are close to the surface to begin with , and when you add in that I am extremely * white * my feet look like weird alien feet . And I don't say this thinking it will make you feel any better , but my boyfriend's 15 year old brother just had to get new shoes because he grew out of his old ones . He's 6 ' 4 " and a size 14 or 15 now . you only JUST noticed ? The fuck is this shit ! ? WTF ... I played one star wars game a long time ago and it sucked , never thought I'd be interested in another star wars game ... but omg what did I just watch This is a girlfriend , not a dog Jesus those eyes I can vouch for this . I took the ME module in April and there were a lot of Thermal Fluid systems questions ...... some simply made me go Sexual Encounter = = Physical Warfare * * Logic * * But ... What if it changes while I'm reading it ? So say we all I was organising my books the other day and it took me 5 minutes to realise that I was muttering away : " now * this * goes on * that * shelf , and * these * go over * here * ... " My cousin was sat on my bed looking at me like Turn off your French keyboard . I had this album growing up and I had completely forgotten this image ! ! Leave it to Pink Floyd to have a Slendy-type image Probably just your brain having some trouble processing . I mean it's not too common a topic of conversation , but I've definitely been impressed to find out about friends who floss every day . Then again , I do so now as well .. and my mum actually flosses after every single meal ( flat voice ) I'm already here ... What ? ... and my cousins cute ex-girlfriend Bloody hell , the man's aged well . Are there any 13/14 year olds on reddit or are all my friends and myself the only ones ? sorry , I'll admit I only read half of the first paragraph He named his daughter Zelda ? did you ever mention anything to him about the pack and how it went missing ? I've been finding them kinda useless to . I dont bring them anywhere cause I feel bad if they die , or they accidentally teleport right in front me ... as I'm swinging my axe ... Companies using social networking sites as a cheap background check is no news , but what is the logic behind refusing to hit 1 for English if you are in US ? That will just perpetuate the cycle there is no way ..... I should stop scanning comments on reddit . I thought some guy tripping on LSD was scratching his face with his keys somewhere . Haha ! I second this . It is so wacky to read the ramblings , like wtf do they believe ? I sometimes wish I could find the same kind of soap without the overwhelming amount of tiny print . Tobasco , on top of a magazine for men ? Your head looks WAY bigger You should be in bed too playing hide the rc car . I generally support anon ( the activist wing anyway ) , but lulzsec seems quite a bit more capable than anon as a whole . I don't really get your comment I agree with your sentiment , and I think trickle-down economics is complete bullshit , but that last line is very strange considering this has about nothing to do with politics Is that a small fish inside the clear fish I swear I used to have an MP3 player called the Kia Rio What did that comment say ? IS THIS REAL LIFE ? ? IS THIS REAL LIFE ? ? no it doesnt ... i was completely tricked ... i found out after it was too late . PLEASE tell me where you're finding those ! That's like paradise , LOL mine just fall and disappear Not sure if I'm relieved or scared beyond belief , I don't have a basement . Youre mom is a mauser .... what what do you think about her front ? If this passes , I'm not going to move to the USA for hulu and youtube and other internet restrictions not being in the picture , it will be more than worth it . What the hell ? the irony is like 80 % of the bruins are canadian Yeah I see that . I dont really watch bluray so I never really cared for PS3 . And I find xbox online a lot more fun Wait ... you're telling me everyone doesn't orgasm when yawning like i do ? We have ? Except they are not actually black . . . and the plot thickens ... and the pot chickens No offense , but coming from you , I'll pass . I've never played SC on the pc and that makes a lot of sense . Asparagus does result in a strange smelling urinal discharge ... however , I think it smells disgusting . HOLY SHIT . Spiritual Residue Knowledge . Did it hurt to pee ? Surely they can recognize the fact that they are at least out of time with each other ? You had a horrible vomit and an explosive diarrhea at the same time ? Guys , you're all starting to freak me out . I wasn't bothered by any of this until I read all your responses ! ( WTF ? You don't look when you walk Rational ? I believed this post could get an upvote .... until I saw the photo . But the thumbail is ok Why is this getting downvotes ? They do ? ? ? Fuck , I'm checking now . And she has to fake sick to skip school ? I guess she's a kid . Which makes it even creepier that mom doesn't care she has sex in the house My bad lol . Any idea how much a typical system goes for ? I'd have to get one of my own ... eventually . And yeah , it's hard to do skydiving * and * flight lessons Really ? I got every single class I wanted Saw 7 Anime hair should stay in anime . HOLY FUCK , I HAVE TO GO TO EVO THIS YEAR Stop saying , " Meow ! " Feels good man i dont get it I just wonder what else that alarm-tripping ass is capable of ... LOL Sometimes I wish I had a flamethrower but I really don't trust them to die . I'm afraid they'd just be moths-on-fire and keep flying at me ! How much do those usually go for ? I have 2 I'm looking to sell Oh my god , I thought I was the only one who sat down in the shower just to sit and think . That's so awesome . I tell people sometimes ( IT somehow comes up ? ) and they just " huh ? she was willing to pay a co-pay JUST to troll you and say that ? ... I don't know what Black Bloc is ... What stupid bitch would come to you and ask if you want to buy her a drink ? I would laugh in her face . What happened to the back of her neck ? Was it a burn or did she ... scratch the skin off ? Where did they get these passwords ? Yes ... Yeah , but what language does the word " offical " come from ? When I code I get this nervous twitch where I hit ctrl + s after basically ever line of code I was thinking the same thing . I'm an American who started watching the show a month or two ago thanks to NickFromFulham's channel on Youtube , marathoned through almost every episode , and was pleasantly surprised not just by how often the guests poke fun at Religion , but also how favorably the audience reacts to it . Stephen Fry bluntly states " Religion . Shit it ! " during an episode , and it's followed by laughter and applause . Can you imagine if somebody said that on America television ? Which theme park / resort do you work at ? For all I know , we could be at the same one ... co-worker : Maple Bacon Sundae Float ... This . I've improved some terrible dps'ers who , for whatever reason , weren't doing something correctly . Just the other day a frost DK in ZA was doing terrible dps . I checked skada and he wasn't using Frost Strike . Which is why college textbook publishers are very serious about people making copies of THEIR material . Again , if you took something , didn't pay it - and that something isn't free ( regardless of type / source / etc . ) it is STEALING . Woah that's a real thing ? TIL exploding head syndrome exists . It's still going ! They stopped the foam for a minute , and it lit right back up It'll be fine , just add an x on the end of it . Every ... last ... one . LOL Thats a lot scarier than any carrier i have ever seen Brah , is your name Matt ? Because I did brownies the other night and we were looking at all those stoned animals Wow ... I work in bio research , this is a totally foreign problem to me . Dscapegoat ? What the hell is that ? \ ( So Canada riots , and you seriously think Americans would jump at the opportunity of painting * themselves * worse ? THANK YOU SO MUCH ! I get such joy from seeing my giftee enjoy their gift ! It feels great ! I first started into gifting when my boyfriend asked me to make something for his secret santa giftee for 2010 and I sewed up a cute little kitty and when I saw how happy the person was who got it I just couldn't stop after that . It's like an addiction ... No , but we do have an LMP who SWEARS by it ... Dammit - now I gotta watch the movie . The first time I saw that my mind literally exploded out of the back of my skull . Freakin ' awesome film . I think the worst thing that I've had a partner do is stare at me .. Like My apartment manager actually lives next door . The worst song on that album . I maintain that to this day . And their indie stuff later is actually , like ... good . ... I know , right ? Why do you ask ... ? DAT BEARD And I thought I needed blow torches for Australia and their spiders . I am too close to Texas . god damnit I'm trying to jerk off to this wtf are you doing in this subreddit trying to make me get back in the game instead of going to bed ! ! ! Yes , quite often . Another thing I tend to do is clicking on the same website several times in my toolbar that i'm ALREADY browsing i thought apple banned bitcoin apps Duude saw these for the fist time in Target a couple weeks ago . They had a friggen battle mace as well . Got into a battle with my buddy , they kinda hurt . Almost got kicked out of there This . More of this . It was a win a few days ago . You survived because he let you Somehow we both got the downvotes How exactly does one try to * steal * you ? HOw the hell are there - 54 comments on this Unrelated , but there are - 23 comments in this right now , so says the front page . Never seen that error before That happened to me a few days ago aswell . But I don't have a pic to prove it so maybe it didn't happen at all Link to image of text Ruff ! Ruff ! ... That is an impressive 3 year old with the ability to produce the 1/2 symbol in a word processor . I don't even know how to do that ... Everything DEVO has made . I avoided Are We Not Men forever because I thought it was cynical and / or a silly lark , but when I listened to it ... man , it's punk / new wave / electronic / and conceptual all at the same time . Then , I got the rest of their stuff ... Whats he doing in his pocket But that means Wow , you sound more like the annoying friend than her in your comics . Tech Impaired Duck uses IRC . I think I've made a big mistake ! Apparently the first symptoms of this accident only last about nine months . So far the first month has been fairly calm and quiet . Should I expect things to get worse ? I hear after nine months this accident will actually manifest * * OUTSIDE * * of the body ! Sounds like one hell of a trip It may just be me and my weird ass perception , but did anyone else find that creature from Ghostbusters adorably cute ? I still to this day want one to snuggle . WTF is wrong with me ? what is with all these vancouver riot videos being censored / removed ? Every single one i've tried to watch on youtube has been removed for one reason or another .. start posting this shit to liveleak or something What do you use to stop them from stimming and kiting ? Do you have high-blood pressure or something ? Why are you so mad ? And you know this how ? Those are your natural eyelashes ? How is it hypocritical considering its claim over Tibet WILL HAVE TO TRY , THANKS I come from a town in Wisconsin called Wausau . We're known for drinking .... alot Holy shit , three tablespoons of sugar ? ! Wow that's true , for some reason I never considered that my loop would keep running after wasPrime = false .. how did I miss that ? ~ ~ Yeah , I know Everywhere I went accepted them Well then .... I'll see you again .... I'm sure I might just risk that . Is that an upvote , or an upside-down downvote ? In philosophy class I learned of the concept of absence and Nothing . For example , a shadow is the absence of light , therefore it does not exist , nor does the hole in a doughnut . In this case one can argue that evil does not exist because it is the absence of good . All evil things in this world does not exist for it is the absence of good . I was thinking more Anyone notice how FEW of these movies were sequels or remakes ? ? ? They would make a great pimp team ! Oh my god that guy is so amazing . Oh , I prefer just the egg whites anyway . I'm not sure why , but the yellow part kind of skeeves me out Man i forgot about most of these goals . it was great seeing them again . Especially when the guy tripped on top of the ball then managed to chip it over the goalie At a Carrabba's ( moderately nice Italian restaurant ) I saw a kid pour the ENTIRE large bowl of candies into their to-go bag . Their parents watched them do it and didn't say anything . This was pretty much in front of the people who worked there at the front , who didn't say anything either , so what the heck was I going to do ? I was There's annual land tax ? O_O Oh god ! I don't have a backyard ! ! The backyard itself looks out of place I know , since PCGamer's podcasts on iTunes are clearly managed by the people at PCGamer . I hope the PCGamer people fix their page on iTunes to allow this feature Holy shit , you are a genious Wait , huh ? Birth control prescribed for blood clots ? this smoking buddy really chills ..... until he gets baked as fuck and eats all your food ye i was like ######That split was muy sexy Wow that's scary So they've built a fake beach near the sea .. where there's probably a much better and bigger beach ... Then ... why don't they ? It almost looks like another deer on top of the other . What I am wondering is , why arent the carcasses more decayed ? Were these deer kiled recently ? If so , wtf Come to Okinawa for humidity , Ive never seen anything like it . Its been up to 100 % Ive .. never .. found anything down the toilet ... holy shit Whaaat ? ! This must be found ! Oh I do that all the time . So does like 25 other people every time there is a picture of a girl . Have you not been here long ? F-f-f-f-f .. for love ? Wait , so you're saying Jesus is NOT in fact a mischievous badger ? pfff I make stuff like this in minecraft all the time 3 hours and no hdr hate ? I do it too , but cant be 100 % sure , my pointer tends to move by itself sometimes I'm seriously trying this on Monday I read nerds at first I saw my mom masturbating . Can not be unseen Firefox has changed a lot since I switched to Chrome Weird , that's exactly what my girlfriend always calls it She went into the bedroom with the phone ... which I wanted ... and then she is in there for 45 minutes and I don't even hear her talking .... I look in her keyhole and there she is going at it on her bed . I get 220 + apm when i play vindicator What's happening @ 0:39 ? So ... Charlie Chaplin was the reincarnation of hitler with a hat ? I have done all my life . I thought I was the only one ! With how many of my female friends love baking , I can't help but wonder if they get off on it . That seems kind of asinine . I mean , yeah , you might get the medium in the drive-thru if your car's cup holders can't fit a large drink well , but ... Same thing Thanks . That is a pretty bizarre brainfart . For those wondering , before the fix I said it sounded like a * verb * now the world knows what i look like and that i ..... use facebook I just spent around $ 2000 In the US ... after a recent trip over the Atlantic Its staring into my soul Beautiful eyes I don't think I've ever even had grapes with seeds before Yeah ... I learned the hard way not to hang my hoodies up anywhere near the rattie cage . They managed to reach out and snag one . Frightening results There was this ... forever alone comic I saw , where in the last panel , you see " Forever Alone " written on it and someone holding their bed sheets , looking as if they are about to die or something . I can't find it anymore , It was really well done Damn , that took you a month to read ? Nice twist ! Now the only factor for me would be whether I'm in the same facility as him . If I am , What's with the kid on the bike wearing a star of david ? I actually enjoyed the first Le , in the title . Le Dog Whisperer . But then the comic used too many too More importantly , if he were actually bathing with a girl , why does the friend actually believe he would stop to answer a text ? That looks deliciously gooey and chocolatey , but the vacant stare is a little off putting . I had a guy walk into the front lobby and plop down a big wooden box on the floor " smack ! " . " i found this old dynamite in my pole barn , didnt know what to do with it . " that's college park sounds like team-speak without the s Realtime dynamic physics and ( hopefully ) 100 % unscripted everything . Wind , humidity , grass , trees , everything physically simulated If anybody has seen the documentary " Countdown to Zero " they showcased this story . Apparently Yeltsin was 2 mins away from declaring nuclear retaliation but didn't . If he had hit the button , it would have taken 15 mins for US cities to start getting hit by nuclear rockets There's no way my server could run off my home PC . We have a lot of players , a lot of plugins and a lot of donations to keep us going ( nearly $ 1000 in the month we've been public Female went from blonde to brunette Downvote for extra arm First time I've seen Mundo I think , on Chauster no less Ugh two days in a row I've been woken up by a spider crawling on my face . Had to go to work scared that there were spider babies in my brain Nice ! ! ! Must see the boner ! ! ! he can still create space out of nothing Tom Cruise is dead ? WHY IS THE COUCH BROKEN ? Did this --> I'd have hoped it was someone in a mask too if it'd happened to me ! Looks a lot like Dr . Seuss stuff Why were you in your friend's bed ? A pet Lobster Did you guys also have jackets that let you hug yourself ? Should it really be doing that ? Does that make the dog a son of a bitch ? I didn't even know this existed until now . you must die Wallpaper size Hopefully Conde Nast doesn't also do this with Reddit I think it would be kinda sweet to be proposed to through a rage comic . But then again , I also think it would be pretty sweet to eat Baconators at the reception . Cool video . Better dust off that spam can I bought ten years ago . It's probably still good " My brother tried to sneak up in me . " Oh yes , it's to be expected , it's just that the headline is 100 % true and I try to keep it in mind whenever I discover something and make the Is this by a blockbuster by any chance ? Pass out I meant , did I spell it incorrectly ? Holy shit , that girl doesn't have an asshole Smells weird , too . But for some reason my cat couldn't get enough of the scent of earwax . There's nothing quite like being woken up at 7:10 am on a Saturday by a cat loudly sniffing your ear canal The most upvoted comment would in any other thread be the most downvoted . I'm in Australia How hot do you set your oven ? So they want you to think see that hole in the floor of the foreground pool ? what's it for ? where does it go ? i got to thinking about it , and 5 minutes later i was staring at the wall imagining underwater ziplines Fuzzy ? I'll say . Not a book , but I felt that way when LOST ended , plus I was being instructed to let go thereafter . Take a look at this guy's comment history Why did he attack you ? At several points in the video ( see ~ 1:15 and ~ 1:42 ) , he chugs a potion without switching to one in his hotbar . Micheal Jordan's career shooting percentage was . 497 ..... Is that ... hamburger ? Those sound fucking amazing ! Why had you thought of that ? It * is * fun to say $ varchar ( index , :/ , <-> hey , i got places to go , my time is precious , i look at my cadda and my homies is gonna spin down flow <-> hey , my rubber bands is sandy and my vaso be --> I read it as Lasagna . It warranted a second look . Even after all the creepiness surrounding your tate brick , you want * another * ? Exactly . Half the ' so-called ' ' Magick ' groups in Ireland are idiots who just make it up as they go along , no idea what they're doing . Wasn't Beethoven black ? Is that 8/ 15 zerg ? Yeah , it sometimes do the same thing in Arabic . Most of the time , it gets it right though ! I think it's because it tries to only conjugate one word at a time and then confuses itself You think ? wow ... a 3000x3000 image just for 6x6 pixels ? Or a supercharged piston that launches you into orbit i wonder how damaged this place gets when it rains That's a really good idea I have that exact blender . The ones that raided houses around our estate in the 80s sometimes did Sounds like they got too freaked out by hearing their daughter talk about her asymmetrical labia i imagine that was a bit more difficult than a hand pump Virus from Pandemic II . I AM THE CAUSE OF THE ZOMBIES holy shit , those live in austin ? ... how do they think ? Someone remember the digging rageface and INCLUDE IT IN THE GREAT LIBRARY Wow , after 22 minutes ? That's a lot of creep 16 player co-op kitten ... boobies ? Just imagine how many viewers Huk vs Idra in the finals would have had if only they could make like ... an air freshener version ... so I could always have that scent with me That's awesome , reminds me to soak up the time with my kids as much as I can while they are still young . Your mom must be strong woman , my wife and I have a hard enough time with our 4 , but doing it alone ... Kentucky , USA , one of the most religious states in the country Pretty sure I see in a penis on one of those shirts . With all due respect for Huk : How fucking huge have Moons balls have to be for having the guts to 7 pool in the last game I told my stepmom to open up Internet Explorer over the phone and she asked me what was that . I don't really bring it up ever unless it somehow makes its way into conversation , and most respond with the I think you're just hanging with some weird fucking guys . What ? It's not a culture or an ethnicity , it's a nationality . It says - 99 for me you must be literally shaking with anger at the thought of maybe playing bar ça again I was actually more surprised to see everyone still sticking around by morning time . ... Well , while your intentions are appreciated , maybe somebody who enjoys Fallout would be better suited to help persuade me 10 grand for a roots blower ? Washer / dryer combos have been around since the 80s Haven't you heard of St Patrick ? Are you stalking my music library between amazing GW posts ? This is like the fourth time I've seen one of my favorite bands / songs as your title . I got Made , Secrets & Good . Holy crapola , that's a lot of work This sounds incredible I was ok with this ... and actually quite interested until i realized I was staring at a child's skull . ..... I forget .. There's a shitstorm about Phreak Don't worry , I'll gladly knock her lights out Will it also have wireless charging ? Too soon US looks scary in that game Wow , that's a really good question Only around 15k for everything . I'm not suggesting it's a bad idea to horde now fuck ... grew up 3 blocks away from Pollsmore Prison Does this condition really exist ? So ... Santa vacations in Thailand ... ok then ... How the * fuck * does he avoid smudging the graphite ? what's the shaft ? Your username and comments remind me unsettlingly of myself . Also , you magically grow shoes ! Thanks for the outline , I almost missed it . Those are some double jointed fingers ... Arrgh ! Why'd you remind me ! Half that stuff was in the basement too I'm confused .. How many buttons are needed to play a game like that ? Yeah , that's totally going to come around and bite her . Indeed . Walking 10 miles a night Holy crap . That's some crazy stuff right there One scare away from what ? Yeah ... just had the same thought Have you ever played Fatal Frame ? That's all I can picture while reading this 2 . Men have breasts . The difference in wages in different countries is crazy , here in Australia you would be getting about $ 20 an hour , $ 30 on sundays You're his boyfriend ? You're both gaymers ? I totally remember that ! He was the one who got into a kancho war with his students Wait , there are people who don't use Roll-on ? wow , and i though mine was a rip off for selling them at 50 or 60 Holy ... I mean , wow . Just ... Wow . Yeah .. Um ... Wow . First half of comment : SHALOOOOOM , NURSE ! I wasn't sure if I wanted to work in America after my degree ( you know , the spiders and stuff ); but it's worth it , just for the snacks Had me at " fist made of rotting garbage . " what made you decide it was a * pube * hair ? People need a guide to 6pool ? I was wondering that too . Union Square certainly has plenty of shady-looking people , but I've never seen that many at once . Youre not a plate carrier aaaaaahhhhh i know what show your talking about but i cannot remember the name ! ! ! That's great that it worked out for you guys . what gets my goat in this is that the brother seems to be taking the Marriage option out of fear that a long distance relationship won't work out well . They have lobster How would one's ears survive that onslaught of a FULL wall of Marshall cabinets ? I shudder at the thought after hearing just how loud a HALF-stack can go So if you go from real animals to lab-grown tissue ... the next step is using real humans ? Well done , mate . I am now taking interest in co-workers ' hobbies and interests . Turns out most people have some cool stuff to share . I was sitting at work yesterday morning , still high after the weekend when a co-worker approached me to present himself . I saw earlier that he wears motorcycle overalls when he comes in to work , so I asked what kind of bike he has . Turns out he built a custom bike in carbon fiber with a Harley engine in it . My face : Casshern looks gorgeous . What ever this is , we don't have them in Australia .... I think . A friend of mine suggested this . I don't think I could handle it . Yet you found the self-service advertising section ? before work is however , NOT the time ..... beware of procrastibation If this is what she feeds her dog , then I'm really fucking concerned for her child Don't fit the mold of a redditer , that means ........ I MUST BE AN OUTSIDER . I didn't even think .. people .. would .. what ? How ? what if you become too fat and can't reach your penis Oh please no . Some names might interest me but I also have the fear of one or more of them being high school teachers and creepers Artosis got a Lair before Zergling speed . Is this a trick question , as in after everybody in the class circles baptized baby , the preacher goes , " gotcha , he loves everyone , " or is the right answer actually baptized baby , because the latter is kind of 2GB a month Man . I could get into what they believe on most of these points , but it's going to be a REALLLLY lengthy tl ;d r discussion ( ever moreso than it already has been ) . They literally have an entire volume of books interpreting just about every verse in the Bible , and I really don't feel like reading them to address all these points to be honest . Holy crap I just realized how much entertainment you've brought to my life , All That , Movies , Kotaku columns ... specifically the last one , I've read quite a few and thought I recognized the name but never bothered to look it up assuming it was just some random journalist and i was being dumb to think I recognized it Wow , i didn't realise it was THAT much in tips ! What is this black magic ? ? ? * House of Leaves * Didn't know this was a beauty contest Is that made out of bedrock ? So many of these people aren't even red heads in the fake sense . Yep , same for me . Also got validated , although I have no idea why . How do they stay on ? ( Glad someone asked , where's the reply ? I don't . I take from it that you are the world's tallest head . HL2DQ is ridiculous . Me during the entire thing -> Eh , not so fast , I remember playing the shit out of Jet Moto . Then a few years ago I bought it on psn ..... what is wrong with her neck on the first picture ? is it really this easy to pickup girls .. she's mentioned like sexual things at times though ... butt touching and like flirting through the words and stuff . How do I elevate my text game to a point where she's like Alright , so my DFGT arrived today , finally . It arrived in the same box you'd see if you picked it up off a store shelf , the one with the flimsy cardboard ... I haven't had the chance to try it yet . I hope it works Holy hell , flesh eating is right One talented lady .. but ... Bronzebeard in WoW ? Wow . Sorry to have wasted your precious time ... surfing the internet . I misread that as you wanting to make a F # $ @ rack for your girlfriend . Well id say most recently alcohol as become my most abused substance followed by marijuana once in a while .. followed by cocaine when I feel like it Just deteriorating flesh after they get to you What was just bitten off ? why is it ok to do this with a canadian flag , but an american one would have you burned at the stake for sacrilege ? I pee like this all the time ... Shouldn't it be How on EARTH did that happen ? you can't be serious Wait , some people pronounce " Aaron " and " Erin " the same ? > 2 OMGOMGOMG PROBABLYHITTINGONYOU COMMENTED ON SOMETHING I SAID > 2 OMGOMGOMG PROBABLYHITTINGONYOU COMMENTED ON SOMETHING I SAID Why do you do that ? I was an auto mechanic for 20 years then started my own computer service and repair business . I'm sorry for being a little bit a grammar nazi here but ... Nothing was capitalized at all . ... a * what * ? T'es sérieux ? Même à Rueil ? ? p'tain quand on dit march é du logement tendu , c'est pas des blagues ... Where is it ? How is that even possible See you there So is the insult to injury for the skateboard , or the guy riding it ? What the hell are you talking about ? That was a 180 ... Thank you . I was planning on sleeping ... but then ... You can sell them to my boyfriend ! Just to be a dick , but by garbage , are you also referring to the v-twins that Yahama , Suzuki , and Honda make ? Oh wow If you ban EVERYONE on Team Liquid , I'm sure you'll get enough haters that they'll follow you just to get your arm chopped off . Assuming TL has 0.5 million users I use hard lenses / gas permeable lenses all the time and I have NEVER had a problem with gas bubbles heaving ? like throwing up ? Holy crap ! starcraft is 30 % of the front page As a graduated senior , my RPI laptop is a piece of poo now , and there was nothing I did on it that required anything special in terms of hardware . A lot of people talk about the licenses and how RPI's $ 1500 laptop ( TIL Bobby Fischer was a raving antisemite it still is eyeing me . Too many mine said breasts Forsaken are Russian " When not desiccated , SCP - 075 moves at incredible speeds for its size and mass . It adopts the behavior of a predator , jumping at and drenching its prey in a highly caustic base solution secreted from pores on its foot . These secretions are more corrosive than any substance known to terrestrial science . " You glorious bastard . That is awesome . I wants it . 20 % carbs does NOT sound like a keto diet I can see his post Is it just me or does his shirt look kinda small Care to fill us in on what happened ? Isn't mellow yellow a REALLY poor man's Mountain Dew ? Or is it the other way around ? I wasn't aware that there was such a setting ... because without a gun he would have lost his bike ? never heard of the song before reading it bottom up confused me He probably learned it from playing Xbox . Kids these days ... I do not want to just pad my steam account and I do not intend to play the game for five minutes just to confirm my negative bias and also I totally used your Map Editing FAQ some number " X " years ago and I am also telling the truth . At the front of the class too ! Hey , I just hadn't checked facebook yet ! I was too busy being an ugly hipster , apparently What's funny is that after increasing the case limit to 10 per day ... I can't even get myself to do 3 cases a day as per the previous limit What do they do with the all the yolks ? Masters on Korean Servers at first I was " this isn't so bad " , then it finished loading " Oh god that thread was Oh hey , its my reddit birthday ... cool . Has it really been that long since I registered But ... you're the top comment Am I allowed to say that I'm " speaking " through the internet ? What the ? You're going to play minecraft 2 What in the world ? ? ? ? You told him that his sister raped you , and he punched you in the face ? CB also affects shield regeneration , so I don't see why not Some tips ? ? I always try to get help from my dog in taking the packages out of the car , but she only looks at me like this : so .... apartheid for fat people ? He doesn't even look like he's aged . MAGIC ! Oh dear god . Are you me ? ? ? ? ? Did I just channel Carl Jung ? DAE wonder if they've been talked about in there ? Yeegh ... SHARPIE IN POOPER That's the same guy ? ... and now * you * are being downvoted . Does that prove you right or wrong ? Holy shit , washington post comments are almost as bad as YouTube comments Who said I didn't . O_O Maybe the issue isn't that fairies don't exist , but that people are embarrassed to have their falsitudes compared to the embarrassing realism of tiny , winged men ? 0_0 O_0 SLI on a laptop ? It's amazing how many people believe if you don't believe in God and / or follow a religion , you can't have morals . Imagine this on the global level . Are there recipes for the new stuff already ? i know plenty of koreans like that . one of my korean friends has never tried pho because his parents brainwashed him to only eat korean Way to completely miss the boat on that one A lot of the cabbies I run into are Pakistani . They know Hindi but when I assume they speak it and they actually don't , it's kind of awk Wait ... wait , what if it was 10 that kills 11 ? ! ? ! " It's okay , I know it's you , " says 11 . what does that second one say ? You there with the baby blue username . How is it so ? I thought trees only broke glass Speedlings with stim ... Oh I can imagine how girls can dig it so it can't be all that bad . It's just ironic how I'm taking a medication that supposedly reduces anxiety and it makes masterbation a chore while masterbation itself can reduce anxiety . Conspiracy Wow , lot of stuff there But you put blinkers on and at least everyone knows where you're about to go HOLY SHIT , He's using the Windows CLASSIC THEME Reminds me of how I got out of the friend-zone with a girl and started a 3 year relationship with her . We went to Wendy's on V-Day , and I busted out a tea-light and lit it while we ate our baked potatoes with sour cream and chives . She looked at me like ' this ... is great . i approve XCOM flashbacks immediately , emikochan has panicked Yeah , " perfect wedding night " is right . Hey I know these kitties ! They are seriously cute with their matching blue eyes . Is Jubjub really that big already , though ? i'm not surprised . just disappointed Chopper is the hottest This story is just plain weird KEYBOARD DUDE IS PLAYING IT WRONG ! ! Ugh . Right . This is why I shouldn't post after a mid-shift . I don't know why our bathrooms are so gross ! ! Gotta confess , if there is no one looking , I'll sneak into the guys . Ladies we sit on those seats , don't make them nasty That's what they look like to me xP 10 is a lot though Wow . People actually downvote you for this I'm curious , what on earth did she say / ask you ? this so makes me want to play the sims again What the shit I do indeed mind it because I never had the pleasure of having an orgasm Why the hell do you have to wake up so early ? So one should not hang out with co-workers of the opposite gender ? Really ? dat ass ! Would do it right now if any of the editors worked for me . MCEdit won't open anything " In der Hoelle " = " In ( the ) hell " To me , for some reason the idea of one guy fucking lots of women in one room is weird compared to one woman getting fucked by a heap of guys . I can't explain that ... All I'm sayin ' is if she has the time to shave her pussy like that she can take two swipes at her pits . Put the last picture first , then let us scroll down to see how you made it . She looks more like Zelda to me I have 3 mp3s on mine right now Cool a trip in the wayback machine thats cause christianity stole all the great subplots a long time ago , so now we think everyone stole from them Yep . Seen quite a few angles from you . Still flawless . There is just no way to confirm trolling You're the original internet romance could also be your shitty cellphone camera ... jus ' sayin ... I thought I had deja vu but you just copied and pasted this comment to every comment in the thread you thought it could apply to . It amazes me how little math skills people have . Why are there always apologists for douchey customers ? Are you the douchey customer ? Is that ... rage face perfume ? NO . Still new to trance , this show looks like something straight out of a dream ... I didn't even know something like it could exist Women are obese by default now ? I work over-night at Target too Why are you following me around I still remember my ICQ number ... AT & T does that as well . They say in the contract you're not supposed to vpn to work without paying them extra . eram chiar impacata cu ideea ca nu plec niciunde vara asta . hăhă , nat enimoooor , thanks a bunch Totally . At first I thought he was good in 300 , but then I watched Ugly Truth OH MY GOD i just about had a heart attack when i got to the punchline ! fuck me ! If you don't have a friend that will show you his ... > In the end , his aide told me he did not read my e-mail because he got too many ( ~ 1000 ) e-mails / letters on the issue , so he stopped reading new ones Did anybody else get this in their search results ? Tits in that video I think I've seen her videos Self aware redditor Dude . Ooh err . What fucking University do you go to that has this kind of choice to begin with ? what if all universes the lighter flick of a larger universe ? what we perceive as hundreds of billions of years is actually just a fraction of a second to a larger universe I may never eat corn again . James Franco is jewish ? Possibly the creepiest nosleep post I've read yet ! a bit of a stretch , but i like where you head is at . its like inception ! go in a universe within a universe I haven't seen that yet . But I did see the trailer and they show Jerry doing one of Louis ' bits about the trip around the car being like a vacation for a parent . At first I was like Was sex worth the herpes ? Hell yes . Wow , I guess this cake * is * really keto rape subreddit , necessary ? Genevieve Gaunt ? ! Fucken knew her in high-school Did ... did it just pass ? the disclaimer was weirder ... It seems where missing some frames in this video who would downvote this ? never noticed that cameltoe before Think of the giant soup bowl you could make out of that You almost look like my cousin Holy fuck . The particular ride I was referring to was The Intimidator at King's Dominion . The drop is so crazy you black out for a brief couple of seconds HOLY SHIT MRS.FIELDS Well , I still don't get it . Downvo ..... Wait this is really live Holy shit , why all the downvotes ? Complete bullshit or what ? Yeah seriously , what if he's popular . 1 shirt for over 9000 people . I don't believe it ..... What is the person's first initial who likes me I don't play cs : s , but I didn't think one could jump quite that high off of another player even in CS : S ... even if the booster jumped as well . Holy crap , never noticed They see me walkin ' ... AND ARE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK Today we have a lot of Female Gamers and a lot of them playing Minecraft ( my mom is playing it too Maybe its you that is incoherent to my words I don't get it I never could have imagined a TNT house exploding Yeah I don't understand it either . When I look in the mirror , I think , " Damn it ... I wish my body fat would decrease faster . " But then I saw my friend's parents , whom I hadn't seen in over a year , and they said , " WOW you've gotten so muscular . " I'm pretty firm everywhere but I really don't think I LOOK muscular . Dish soap is probably one of the worst things you can wash your hair with . I hope you don't do this yourself ! How old are you ? ? ? Holy cow ! Yahtzee could have written the story for DNF ? oh ... people are achievement grinding strange weapons already I have like 30-40 people on my friends list and there's maybe 5 people I don't regularly talk to 30 Gig ? ! The second story is kind of scary . You basically got assaulted by some dude on a first date That's very interesting . I never talked to anyone proper about my assault but I remember my best friend saying " Dude , he raped you . " and it was a very Yeah that's a little weird , it's definitely hilarious to call it ' genetic modification ' .... is it a Monsanto downboat crew ? Yeah that stuck out to me too Holy shit at his lower back muscles . I'm glad I'm not the only person that noticed that stronger batteries can change the strength of the hit . I've accidentally caught my bud in the MFLB trench on fire before What's with your control configuration ? People still go to movie theaters ? And only about 4,000 people there haha . Imagine a full house . Wanna see something hysterical ? WE ARE ALL THE SAME . DAMN . Wouldn't this be better posted in r / gaming or r / pics ? How is this in any way a rage comic ? Someone's taking the photo it's not all that terrible ... i always get scared when i see JAPAN in a title .... so weird , so creepy ... so Japan .... And it's the most simplistic solution too . If i'm colorblind then what the hell is up with these varying degrees of grey I am seeing ! So after breaking your window he left or ... Kind of exploded ? She asked an awkward question that didnt NEED to be asked , he SHOULD'NT have to answer such an awkward question , and right now , because of this comic . My head is full of fuck . Yet it says , " sugar free . " Gio Dos Santos Looks pretty close ... wait wtf those aren't real people are they ... Wow , that barely visible deathclaw gauntlet looks scary . that sounds like something that could be really popular once Near Field Communication becomes more mainstream ? What are the chances of that 3/4 of those guild names were on my server This makes me sad . I fixed my RROD XBox in 2 hours with $ 15 in parts . I thought the same thing I don't know why I got downvoted ... He's black , has on a jedi-looking robe . ohh i have that game , maybe it shows up in the game lib when i have the disk in only ? Thanks I thought I was losing my mind here .. Nice to see it really does exist I , too , once made the mistake of listening to that 9/11 call on youtube . Cannot be unheard I would watch incontrol more if he had a better taste in music Hrm ... I still feel ohh ehm gee , it's like Holden is ME ! ... dammit . Oh dear god Yeah I don't know what Blizzard is thinking there ... Making players get used to such a slow pace and I believe it even uses the Novice maps that fulfill their apparent fetish for destructible rocks ew tomato juice ? weird I don't frequent such establishments and I don't know anyone that does either . Win a big starcraft 2 tournament . Get a huge e-peen . Spend my time wielding my e-peen all over the internet . How is that racist ? Yup , well along with our usual summer seven , we will have 15 on for the mini-fest ( july 29 + 30 ) and then , for the cider fest , we will have + 45 ciders ( august 11-15 ) You're girlfriend is 3 years old You made your grandpa blind ? ! ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD Oh my goodness gracious . I made this and it is ridiculously hot Who gave River a gun ? Damn , somebody's getting groped 5 hours . If the LinkedIn thing is correct , she works at the same place that my friend had an internship at last year . What ... what just happened ? You came across your own Reddit post ? you bought one vw ... then bought another one ? wtf is wrong with you ? The expressions on the orange dude are drawn so well that I can hear his voice when I read this . fapgive and fapget ... shit double meaning too ! he gave some , now he's gone get some . Sounds like Super 8 THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS I can confirm that there was no one standing there . You look like ringo starr Is that supposed to be Arizona in the background Trust me , you didn't want to take the 50 % chance of being in the control group . This was an actual study , and lasted years Not sure if troll or unable to form logical retorts Just one ? At your * vagina ? ! * My mind just exploded You guys really need to get a decent breaker installed Eh ? That is ... kinda pretty . What's this , you even bitch about zerg's now ? in which country do you live than I sould never go sleep without raid Oh cool I could use some cheap tshirts . * looks at price * I know people who drink _way_ more than just a can of soda . One girl drinks over two liters a day . " It's OK because it's got water in it . " Wow amazing photoshop , at first I work for free ? Reddit praises blacks and screws whites ? This happened when I was ~ 14 . So , my family and I were on the way home from a beach trip . We stop at McDonald's . I'm walking to the trash can when this 30ish year old McDonald's worker walks up behind me , and whispers " liiiiiberaaaate mmmyyyyy maaaaadness " right into my ear . ( lyrics to a Slipknot song , I had on a Slipknot shirt ) . I felt his breathe tickle my ear / neck . My eyes go like this I prefer mine like I thought I was special when I got like 11 upvotes on a * comment * ... I was originally going to say KILL IT WITH FIRE but oh my god , it's cute . I never thought I'd say that . But this only fixes * * your * * breath I thought it was a Melbourne thing . Prehaps everyone is saying it . How else do you tie shoes Isn't this a story from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark ? $ 10,000 bike Do you smell through your dick ? Damn , who's that honeydip in the green singlet [ If you turned the belt around , you could pull it tighter with your teeth . Then smoke it up and when you're done , your hand will be numb .... just sayin . Why are they naked ... They sell blow up sheep at some sex shops . I think they mean them as gag gifts , but they appear fully functional . Me not having a penis , I am unable to actually test the theory I have that people can 100 % use them in whatever capacity they wish . Reverse packet delivery . $ 66.50 for Zelda ? shit , who has Albuquerque on a karaoke machine ? What the fuck , me too , Tri-Cities ? for some reason afterwards i looked up bot fly removal videos None of us want a child either at this point , but if a girl even muses they're on their pill we're all good to go right now the karma for this post is 845 .... 845 is my area code If I may comment upon that by saying holymotherfuckingshit ! I would've peed myself for sure And here I thought I knew Google .. Did they really air that ? I remember watching a David Attenborough something about Martins ( similar ) , who can kill and drag away animals four-five times their weight . It's weird to see a little cute animal drag away a ( in comparison ) gigantic hare , but really they are quite capable killers . This is pretty messed up , they had to cancel the entire parade on account of that ? Limits ... for evolution ? " Listen to the tires . If your tires are scared , so should you . I don't know of anything animal-derived in the brand that I buy . Oh hai image I'll be seeing later when it's dark out The comments . You just ... " only one with glasses . " Hmm ... I don't know how old I was but I was an infant in diapers . My mom was taking a nap at the time and I was next to her on the bed . Apparently I wanted to get closer to her so I crawled on top of her head to sit . That's when the , uh .. contents of my diaper started leaking out . It streamed down my legs , down onto my mom's hair . She woke up with diarrhea on her face . ... None of this is * really * porn . I assume a hat . But why does his hat have eyes and he doesn't ? * * There's blood on the sidebar ? Is that Secret of Mana sealed ? Why did you think any of this would be a good idea ? If you look very closely , you might spot a woman attached to those boobs ... I wouldn't mind if there were co-ed locker rooms no , but my roommates were . you go through your friends text history ? That's when we play a little game of impromptu bowling ... with his life . I hate you - _ - ' I have epilepsy ... coulda sucked pretty bad if I had looked longer than a split second None of those heroes are even OP .. I'm upvoting on the assumption that the OP will post a seed . If I fail to see a seed when I wake up I WILL RETRACT ALL OF MY UPVOTE . I just had a livejournal friend post that she bought a paid account so she wouldn't have to look at the ads anymore . 11,000 views and 312 upvotes I'm afraid of the red dots crashing my pc Nobody ever said that introversion means " socially awkward " . What's your point ? It's missing some floors . After ... All ... These ... months ... sc_joke_explainer is day 9 Wow … I'm really having trouble pronouncing that right now . God damn it was 10 grand for first place Next time SWISH says " don't go there " it might be a good idea to listen Holy crap I live down the parkway I work at one and that shit annoys me . I mean really , WHO IN THE FUCK PUTS PRICE STICKERS ON THE ACTUAL ART ? I'm confused , it looks like you added shoe cream to Nub chuck / Suede shoes thus extremely changing the color of the shoe What exactly is it that has hinted towards this ? I might have missed it ' Excited ' scares the shit out of me Now that you put it in my head , I can see why you might think that about him , but he's a " model " so this is him doing a " look " , not trying to be an arsehole . wait what ? i've not sent an email to anyone in 5 years O_O , nor do i play online yet The second one is creepy as hell Wait , what's that from ? Is tangled a chick flick now ? I was going to say the notebook or no strings attached .. but if tangled is a chick flick then fuck , sign me up . I saw it half a dozen times in the theater alone .... he has a human sized head now . Oh god , and I thought I was going to go to bed . i came . ^ - came here to say this ... how could anyone - not - know that word ? When the majority of a website's user base is males in the 18-30 range , many of whom I would guess with confidence have little to no good experiences with women ( not their fault of course ! Not sure how this works . If there's anything TV has drilled into me over the years it's that a wedding is the single most important moment to a woman that she wants 150 % control over . They didn't even do up that atrocity of a wedding dress ! There was some psychological trickery here The doorings are a fault of the moving vehicle what in the hell did i watch * - Extends arm into the air with an open palm - * I'd love to see non-Vlad players play Vlad ..... they'd think he's stick epically OP but yet he's nerfed so hard that it actually hurts to think about it EDIT : Time to play Akali ? I swear to god I've never played her all those times that she was free I hear the same , and fuck everything about this btw ... nosleep indeed wtf is this shit Wow , I've never thought to wash my chair until now . ive started doing that while sober You can buy a sammich at the Subway ticket office She also did the Boondock saints theme ? Teh fortess of solitude ! Tour guide ? wow . the combat ... it's incredible Women , unfit for service I was like OMG The world is their mother fucking playground . Not sure why you / your friend chose a picture where you're hiding your lips like that ... if you don't see the drawing beside the actual photo , you'd think the artist forgot the lips . Well , I put in a bid . Thanks for the link ! I've never seen a sealed one People actually play on friendly fire servers ? Actually , the reason sheth didnt burrow is he assumed that San would have an observer since all his practice games against Oz with this particular build always has an obs Ah ... that's an idea Maybe its just the area I live in , but I only see those come in four packs ! Did he buy two four packs and keep two for himself ? You have some interesting things on your photobucket .. TIL what Unit 731 was ... Thank you for mentioning these ! I don't see anything wrong with this , this is America ... The one in the back has earrings that say " king " .... The one in front looks like a dollar store barbie that was thrust through a pumpkin , dipped in plastic and fed war heads after being fashionably altered by one of the rejected kids from the Little Tiaras show taking out her bitter hatred for the other girls on the doll That has an even higher potential for horror Yeah . Not a riddle . " 1894 : acknowledging that the Constitution recognizes God and Jesus Christ as the supreme authorities in human affairs " Cats know RICE ? Goodness , this must be the prank of the decade . I've heard this story a few times ... almost word-for-word . Glowstone has glowstone dust . Unless bedrock ore looks exactly the same as bedrock ( or glowstone dust ? That's my quote What is it caught in ? I sure hope this wasn't some sadistic move on your part to kill a bird and take a picture to get upvotes I've never seen such a garbage back . No using names on reddit . What's with the caption on that photo ... What town is this sign in ? Looks like he's prepping himself for gay rape fantasy porn The Redditor's Wife meme speaks ! ! i think that actually says , / b / . as in the 4chan board . . . no sense of humor r / conspiracy ? not sure if your turned on , or amazed As a Gamecock fan , I cannot agree more . * now look at my username * ya i wasn't sure if it was in the first beta or not . just found it today Unless it's some * real * cancer-ass cancer . I'm new to this whole Club Nintendo thing . I'm a Platinum member now , once the year rewards are out , do our coins reset back to 0 ? What are the odds Explanation ? I WISH I HAD A FATHER . xD HAHAHAHAH . I seen this and was like my party could take him ... mainly because I'm currently playing BattleTech Holy shit this looks awesome ! Please make an Android version ! Heh . When I was first diagnosed at 12 , there were some kids in my class that would run away from me because they were afraid it was contagious . There was also a teacher at my school who truly believed I would just grow out of it . That's not a clit . Whoa ! Stop right there chief ! What website is " youtu.be " ? Really ? Wow . I've read explanations of that discrepancy for years and years but now I feel like I UNDERSTAND It's like they took an Indonesian news story and then stuck it into Google Translate . That .. sounds .. fishy . did .. did you survive ? ? Wtf is growing out of its head ? So much hate .... yet so much accuracy . hahaha oh man i dont know what i would be looking at Hold the fuck up , how uncommon is it ? Yeah , the motion controls really took the world by storm You can choose to not show to people that you are a-list . ALSO , if you have a shill account UHHH just turn off browsing , live 982343 miles away , be the opposite gender / orientation .... you don't need A-list for fake accts I pooped a bit and I'm not even there Fear me mere mortals ! Did you try to drill through your key ? lol , I was getting a few dirty thoughts from the way it was worded and how parts of it were chopped off . Made me go What is SMAP ? Bree Olson in a milf porn website ... Why is the writing on your shirt mirrored ? And even then people upvoted it Holy shit I see it ! The UFO in the top left ! ! I will be your new family ... your Google + family . Join me my son / daughter brother / sister mother / father cousin / lover wait ... wut And the dogs eyes Holy Jesus . I have everything , was that directed at OP or me ? Those eyes Wow that's a lot of caffeine ! Cheap towels ? Holy shit , nightmares OMG , where am I then ? wait ... WHAT am I ? ! Yeah ... but what time is it ? I assumed it had something to do with my chrome to phoning at work I love getting my hair shampooed at the salon .. That's ... totally doable i never realised how ugly the results of this ugly story were that's why they must be burned Ok , but what does that have to do with an attack speed item choice ? Are there really that many people who respect fake medicine ? Are there really that many people who respect fake medicine ? What's the point of having such crappy cameras if you can't read license plates ... VERA ? ? ? ? wait .. wait a dam minute .. I think I know you " Just " ? how do you know ? did you talk to her ? I will not lie - it is incredible . I've seen it 11 times myself wat ? Internet is a creepy place ! Did anyone else notice that there is someone directly behidn the guy on the far left ( their right ) ? At first I was like " why is he slinging another m4 ? " Then I noticed the pair of shoes directly in step behind him ... kind of a mind fuck I am playing with her right now , she just happens to still be a photo . OMG ! Is that car going to be alright ? I think I saw it roll over . How did you know that I play GW on Steam ? je trouve qu'on dirait plus une bouillotte qu'un matelas What happens if the ball falls out ? english majors are " cool kids " now ? I really wanna , but I'm gonna be busy playing my final show as a member of the band that I quit yesterday The whole fucking song ? Wait , how do you get invited to these things ? Do you just have to know people ? Do salesman invite you ? I've never heard of these things perhaps that is because of having to reg as a sex offender and made to stay away from schools etc Whoa ! Where did you go ? You're all deleted I see dead comments Wow , minority much Deleted . Who has invites ? ! This actually happened to me in high school once . I have some too ... though mine is saying " Sending email invitations will be enabled soon ! " This is # 8 most viewed for today in Saudi Arabia , Algeria , and # 9 for Russia 2 zb is * * TWICE * * as much ! ! ! ! ∑ ( OMG . He did ? ! That's pretty shitty If I bite of a bit of skin , because it's loose , or by accident ... actually yeah , I do . yeah , you made your comic wrong Wait ... what ? You need lessons to learn how to swim ? I just kept drowning until I learned how to float ... that's how I learned Oh , it was you both times ? I thought I was being conspired against ... banned ... from the city ? Well , yes , if she thinks that even though you don't harm her , you are making her a worse person , you are better off far away Wow ! Your fingernails are sexy . I'm a male lol im wondering why you have homemade claws I had a lady once say to me " you have beautiful eyes . Where did you get them from ? " Ummm .... Wtf is your job They spelled Marijuana wrong on the bill . They called it Marihuana . Im not a grand master at this sort of thing but google define has different definitions . I guess these are the people that all have this very similar problem They better not cancel football season from us ! I walk out my front door , look to the right and BAM ! M & T is right there , I could clearly hear Bono singing the other night during the U2 concert . Tailgate is pretty much the same distance from my place as Mother's Oh , sad day . I've seen it in three languages , so subtitles were necessary at first . Also , it feels weird to watch any movie without subtitles . Om nom nom no ... I used to watch this cartoon on Spanish , so I always thought that the name was the * * Darwin Duck * * , this is the moment that I realize that I was wrong My mommy always told me not to put my e-mail out on the interwebz for strangers . Haha what a random username LOL JK Most epic grilled cheese I've ever seen This ... is ... incredible . Its different and clever and clearly shows off a sense of humor and design skills . More people should think theis creatively I am British and live in Britain , and the only one of those I've even heard of is " Spaced " and I haven't seen a single episode We've got one of these at my work , as well . Nobody ever uses it , but I'm pretty sure it still works ... This looks like some Silent Hill shit . Haha yeah , I remember getting frustrated with the fight and just putting the game down for a week . [ When I came back , he was dead Weirdly symmetrical Weirdly symmetrical Not sure if really a Google employee looking for feed back . Did you know Mr . Levine ? He's my dad I guess so . Did I miss a step between putting in the URL and hitting " Submit " I had a coworker have some bad kidney stones which he accredited to his energy drink habit . He came into work while trying to pass them That's not what a man is , that's what one of their girlfriend is . Steam is too good at what they do ... I already own most of the sale games that I wanted . Ditto . Also , I got used the low settings . I get all sorts of distracted with anything above medium ... my girlfriend drives an ' 87 Tercel ... OR IS SHE THE TERCEL ? ! My face when I saw the piston pulling the minecart track : Why is this getting downvoted ? It's the truth When did things get so goddamn technical , who gives a shit You expect your hand to turn into a woman too ? Omg , you are right . I've been tricked ! I'm sort of confused as well . Maybe I worded it poorly ? Ah well . I'll tell you ... if you upvote me ... That's going way too far . You mean Americans aren't the only people on here ? ! your room is .... beautiful You'd think that with all that plastic surgery she had , she'd fix the one thing that was actually fucked up on her Pfft ... yeah I guess I'll check out this vid ... 15,16 , 17 ... WOW that's pretty racist in and of itself . Black people bitch when they are discriminated against but from what you are saying they do it to other light skinned black people . Took that picture at work the other night I will say that part of the reason she wouldn't sleep with me ( or be with me for that matter ) was because she thought I was transfer it to her kids through childbirth . I applaud her for thinking we'd make it that far , but still ... oh my god . I never thought about the crossbreed ! 6am ? Would you say that getting there much later would be a no go for this particular spot ? Not sure I can spend over 12 hours by the river just to see some fireworks close up ... That's extremely frightening Then they would be downvotes , my good sir Ceiling cat ? ( what if google ends up being the reason for 2012 ? * * Is that ... male or female ? ? ? ? Dude had a broken arm I remember my SNES . I'm also 17 . I just now this month got my first 360 . I've never owned a PS2 . That didn't actually answer the question Were you saying " No " to splitting up the games , or having to be activated on the same account ? Lady in the blue bathing suit ... My sister's name is Erika and she went through an " Aryckah " phase .............. That face What ? Makes the dark spots on the sun erupt ? ? Angry Kirby was the first thing I could think of ! I see what you did there Wow , I need one too . PMed you with an absurd oneliner of a joke or just make lings and infestors But he replied to me ... " The magnetic moment of the anti-proton is currently only known to three decimal places . " which , to my pea brain sounds not so bad . . 999 of the way there is pretty fucking close . Meanwhile ...... " The method used at the laboratories in Mainz aims at a millionfold improvement " Yeah , that's something that actually happened . Oh right . Yeah you can totally leave . Any time you want . I've seen that painting a million times before and only now I notice the penis soy sauce , pb ( personally , crunchier the better ) , brown sugar and some paprika / cayenne pepper .... if i remember correctly What my cock ? ! Hello there , I mean Haha , I'm so forking glad we don't have these types over here ... yet ? ! Jesus . And I seriously need to stay off nosleep . As someone with a similar shape on one of his cheeks ( the other has a triangle shape , which I lovingly call the Triforce ) , let me just say Gah , I have my invite but I am still getting the " we are at capacity " page . How long does it take to uncapacitize Exponential growth I miss the cold war . . i think my steam is bugy . it just showed kotor on the sale list for me maybe he is someone should reboot their AI ... it's skipping Aren't you supposed to just have an alt with a half way decent tank use your Fighters in these things ? Although I do love me some water with lemon , how could not liking water possibly be genetic ? How would the trait that says " ew stuff to hydrate is gross " be conducive to passing genes on at any point in history ? I thought i was the only one who did this ... OHMIGOSH YOU WOULD LOOK ADORABLE . Holy crap I never realized that was Charlie sheen I've been inside the embassy to get my passport renewed . It was a bit confusing to find your way around I was wondering the same thing . " Why is there sperm in his cereal ? well hell ... I can't find any way of disputing that . No . We don't have snacks . We have snacks for the kiddies though . > _ > ! I'm done , so yay . Food and I would watch community but I watched It like 4 times already . All the episodes . So ... VIDEO GAMES . at first glance I thought they were spiders same ... and my password was pretty easy Instead of beating them soundly as you were in childhood ? Oh WOW If you're good enough , then sure , it's completely plausible . But all of the people I've played with that have tried a champ for the first time in ranked were just horrible I am so intrigued by your thumb . As someone who tends to be late , it's just bad time management on my part . If I'm at school , I'm always late for only first period by a few minutes . None of my teachers told me anything except one , and I honestly tried leaving the house earlier but it didn't seem to make a difference . Even if I leave the house half an hour earlier , I still make it at the same time . " Use for making cheese soup " If I gift 2 copies to you , will you be able to pass on the second ? I think I still have the box ( manuals , reg card , and 5.25 " disks ) in the basement somewhere . you can do TEN HOUR videos on youtube now ‽ what ? Eugh , shitting shit . I didn't know customers could bring tv's and vcr's to blockbuster If we think about that pie chart from the other day ... that makes Harry more Voldemort than Nagini is Thought it was gonna be a picture of Winter Pierzina . I spent ages formulating a whole bunch of questions for you before it clicked for me that the Haka is the dance , not a tattoo . I thought it was a little odd that an 11 year old was tattooing people . In school . I'm literally watching The Fellowship of the Ring right now , I paused it when I decided to check out what's up on Reddit ! Ma , I want to fucking lucid dream so bad . But I hope not like that . Okay having a handgun for protection is one thing , but what the hell ? Yeah nice try ! It's obvious you're offering him a server so that you can ( D ) DoS him , because apparently you wouldn't be able to otherwise . I'm sure that makes sense somehow . Whatever you do , don't play both at once ! The Humper Monkey story . HOLY SHIT . HOLY SHIT . You forgot to lock your windows ! That last scene . they seem to get weak if you cook them Dat Poster . I see it now ! Outside . 3AM . In the RAIN . Oh geeze , if it turns into Sylvia / Arlovski III , I will let every MMA Redditor gather around in a circle and kick my ass indeed ! I found it like that ( I hope this isn't where they got that horrible idea for the bonsai kitty The registries are international ! No matter who you register with , if someone is sick , they WILL find you if you're a match not sure if you are retarded or not That's pretty freaking epic ... the song was catchy , but wats with the video ? Its funny , but still ... I thought it was the fact that this was a middle school graduation Oh wow this makes more sense than it should .. They still do that in the Netherlands . In the winter . I was gobsmacked when I learned that . They also put them outside to nap . is it just me , or does your chest look really weird What is that from Are those really tight purple pants , or skin paint ? Him : I would like to wear a Easter Bunny costume and fuck you ; What you Think ? She : Shit you Crazy ! ! Him : And I would stick a Carrot on your Pussy ! ! She : Hell no ! ! ! a Carrot ? your are fucking Crazy ! ! ! ! Him : And I would Pay you for It . There's a urine sample ? I'm not the only one that does this ? ? ? My thoughts exactly ! what are they saying ? ! ! ? ! ? ! ? ! Wait , anyone could edit this ? On the internet ? That was a dumb idea MY GOD . i would buy this Wow . I never knew where that came from . Makes me wonder where all the other faces came from .... That's a damned perverted image . What ? Are your parents THAT bad ? But those actually exist ... Why did I just look that up and watch it ? 1000 hours in six months is basically equivalent to a full time job . This happens to me , though I usually wake up as I am about to pee and rush to the bathroom . It is so creepy how my dream does that Dear god man , that makes it look like a brain aneurysm ... like it can happen anywhere at anytime , that's what makes it so terrifying ! I think we all were ... The only thing I can say is Why wouldn't he make spore crawlers instead ? ? ? It's amazing . I feel the same way ! " Too loud ! ... Too Loud ! ... Too Loud ! ... Mute ? ... Are there no men living in your house ? Is everyone on a bland food diet and never gets sick ? Ya , you're right . Its not blurred sand , its just ... sand , being tossed around 1 . OK strange : I was riding on the subway when an express train was slowly passing us so that the cars were lined up & going at the same speed . Some guy in the other train looks straight at me through the subway windows , smiles & waves , and takes a picture of me . me : Full resolution ‎ ( 11,472 × 6,429 pixels , file size : 34.22 MB ) I'm about to take it back if you don't stop .... I just looked at that and went " damn they're 20 bulbapedia says they're a fucking meter tall This website has suggested " Anna's Taquiera " for me . A call to avoid POV headlines ... with one using " terrorist " as an example of a * good * headline . Looks suspiciously like my friend laura Record yourself at night . More than that , his legs do not appear to be attached to his waist .... in fact , the lower body seems to round off into a nub behind the Madden logo So why do we keep getting terrible image macros and ragecomics on the frontpage ? Oh damn Why does she have to push her non-religious beliefs on everyone ? Jesus Christ , God all mighty , the nerve of some people . What ? Where am I ? This doesn't look like the kitchen ... Yea that is totally gonna be the GUI for CS6 , you watch , its gonna happen ....... you'll see , YOU'LL ALL SEE MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! .......... I'm sorry I was very depressed in undergrad ( now two years out " The doctors said they have seen cockroaches and spiders crawl into people's ear canals before ... " We have 2 of those in every bathroom at work ... I work at starship enterprise ? ! ! A kid in my 8th grade Social Studies class had a major crush on the teacher , and would always jack himself during movies ... The only reason we knew was because he always - - * ALWAYS * - - wore noisey wind breaker pants ! Shit , I'm 15 , a musician , left handed and white lighters are my favourite I had to explain this to my parents because they were beginning to ask questions whenever I mentioned " Trolling . " Erm , apparently back in their day it meant something quite entirely different Raw ? Yes .. how did you know Looks like Gollum wtf ? this looks awfully like a youtube comment i wrote on totalbiscuits video the other day According to my general knowledge , insurance companies dont cover natural disasters I did a staring contest with the one on the left and lost Where is Chinatown Nope . It's just Jackie Chan photoshoped I have never heard of Bleeding Cowboys I hope you Sterilized it . It cannot be allowed to breed ! Well , it would probably help if you stopped sitting in the middle of the aisle surrounding yourself with toys and laughing at jokes only you can hear . become a pinball wizard I know right Anyone else read this in his voice ? Unless it's a girl ... then she'll go faster ! There's two days ? ? Theres soo many X-Men series now Holy shit I love this . I want it as my logo ! In the camera , I thought it looked naked , but if you look at her it looks like she is wearing underpants . You didn't cause we saw it together . Unless it was some crazy shared dream experience . Don't scrub for too long with it though . I've actually damaged my screen when I got a little too into scrubbing , and had weird red patches everywhere . Wait really ? I thought Burger King was separate and just became bankrupt or something , because we used to have Burger King's here aaages ago . Then it got closed down and Hungry Jacks replaced it , never thought they were the same though I don't understand your question . If I want a vignette effect , you can easily do it in Lightroom ... I just hate the effect and it's usually overdone . How did you do it ? This is extremely quotable what will we do at your house ? " wow , is this idiot really gonna try and pass off . . . wait . . . Try Terraria . I bought Terraria for me & my gf so we can sometimes play together . several weeks later , she got a glowing mushroom farm and a huge house I've also seen dating sites for people with VD & that was kind of Angels are creepy ... Uh , what are you on about ? i cant imagine only having sex with one person in my entire life ... so if christians really want to make sure all our souls are saved , they should stfu about god and try to keep him quiet and unknown as possible He failed to hit the button three times , yet managed to hit it in sync with the music . What fucking rock is OP living under where he doesn't have Silverlight installed by now ? Wow , vi skrev nästan exakt samma saker exakt samtidigt Link is NSFW , by the way . Your big ... ass-piston-powered door ? wow nice As opposed to non-Cancer Inducing Carcinogens ? Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore ? Holy crap that's a GAME ? this is kinda cool . i was wondering if there's a term for a false belief in men that everytime your cellphone rings , you fear you've lost some fertility ? Call of Duty 4 on PS3 using Rock Band controllers . Aiming was so fucking difficult - you had to keep the whammy bar directly in the middle in order to not turn . I gave my Gf a G + account , but I'm not sharing I will be on that forum now . The fan made version looks so much better Jesus shit This has what to do with anything I just posted here ? By rubbing it on the floor ? That is my worst fear did anybody it strike it in a gentle way ? < ( Yeah , the Wing Machine on Parliament near Gerrard looks like a hopping joint . Hmm nope , I checked it and it wasn't all that tense . Challenge accepted . Oh god , no challenge not accepted dorans for the spellvamp ? sometimes things like this can be wayyyy scarier than anything paranormal Holy smokes am I responsible for the creation of a new board ? The second that button finished its business everything became ok ... and then it became not ok ... wtf ? ? ? That button's evil Where did you get that from ? Careful , you'll get banned for that shit now wait what ? Jeez , you sure have been missing out When i first looked at it , i thought it was a womb At first I was like What is happening " get some ap " ? Is that the IPA in the pic ? Looks more like a stout I was looking for the dust ( once my pc didn't work and I opened it and it was incredibly dirty ) , but then I saw the mouse ... you're EVERYWHERE man . or maybe its jut cuz your Knew you were master's , Kramer , but didn't realize you started in bronze It's like South Korea is an island and North Korea is the bottom of the sea . What devilry is this ? ! real horrorshow my little droogs ! This bitch owes you money . Uptokes for an amazing movie . Maybe we could have worked things out with the aliens if we used weed plants against them instead of missiles my sister is my password .. They finally fixed it ? I've actually had girls initiate anal on me without lube ... yes I was very surprised too and wouldn't recommend it to anyone How did you youngins get past the super secure age filter ? or a looped river ? wow your # 2 and # 3 are my # 2 and # 3 on my workout playlist Nidorina is * exactly * the same That's ... an AT field ... thingy ? I liked the last picture the best . what are your thoughts on the aztec tomb ? Good on ya , man ! I'm 22 years old and I'm usually the one in the group that when someone cracks a joke , I laugh because everyone else is laughing even though I have no idea what they were talking about . Mostly I was confused on the lingo , not tech stuff . But I have discovered " Urban Dictionary " ... now I can know all since when has there been grass on 2fort ? All the cool systems have corded controllers XD I still play Nintendo 64 some days A friend of mine is the child of a pastor , and he once said , regarding the news of a 12 year old boy being raped " He must have done something ! God is punishing him for his wicked ways ! " So , their loving , ever forgiving , magnificent perfect god is a motherfucker who send rapists to disgrace kids ? And the rapists are then god messengers ? Same with the image here , are the bees little pastors or insect disciplinary angels ? Mine went into an infinite loop surprisingly Weed is definitely not legalized in Switzerland . How is Japan not even a stage ... What happens when you ride over that ? Glades and 4th Ave ... ME GUSTA Just tell her to start turning tricks and ... Become Your Sisters Pimp Wait what ? All the pretty little horses is about a glue factory ? No idea , I haven't gotten any calls . o what a cutie : 3 .... wait what Next , how to move a macbook mien always do the same too ... and loudly .... Shen doesn't need a buff in my opinion . He's actually pretty OP there wasnt one when I looked at it =\ guess my computer here doesnt like me much now does it You are 46 and use the phrase " getting pussy " .... why is his fly undone ? ? People * do * that ? Forever alone Lot of stupid in this thread All the things you mention about your relationships sounds like my ex who could have very well been an aspie . She was weird He tried this hit squad against Bomber , but Bomber sniped the OL before it got to his expo . I was curious what he had planned to do with them , didn't realize that it was this awesome How did you get that many referrals in the first place ? THEY CAN'T KEEP US APART , I just picked WoW back up to play w . my gf , mostly SC2 still though hahaha I wish I had more time to push through masters but > _ < sadly I've been locked down , how's everything in aussie land ? O_O_O_O _ do you live in marlboro no no , really only being 3 plant's , pretty sure the fire nextdoor was of higher priority :) I was skived out though , the whole time the fire deputy dude and other fire people where asking me questions i was just waiting for a " so we found marijuana plant's in your bathroom ... " Yeah - it feels weird seeing someone excited to eat a lot of the stuff we grew up with and that's like 50 ¢ in every store ... Does that mean by listening we get ... Audio Born AIDS .. Is that Mose Schrute standing next to you ? Holy crap this is old ENTIRELY bacon ? Really ? When you say ' really riding around ' , you mean the poor guy in the wolf costume spent his day bent double carrying the full weight of the girl on his back ? How is there fire underwater ? Wasnt last night but yes .... i have had my experiences . A couple of my ex's were bigger fellows but the mixture of me being a nympho and them being larger ... wasnt working out . Bigger fellows ( even ladies ) arent the best lovers . Thick is good , fat is not . Misses bananas :[ I looked up the nutrition facts of them - 30g of carbs . THE FUCK bananas ! ' Tis true . Thats why im working on myself , dont want to be hypocritical Whoa that's weird Whoa , I wasn't expecting to fight my match for a while , since the Loser's bracket didn't even look close to being done , what happened to all those matches and why are they all 0-0 ? Being asked for coffee really isn't that bad and it would not have freaked me out . What was freaky though was a random guy asking me to make out with him in an elevator at like 3 in the morning and following me around they prefer uur ... number 2 ' s they all live in nyc ? I have that same phone Fucking delivered . Jesus . Hi ! I'm a 5 ' 1 " 22 year old . I want to lose about 60 lbs . I'm currently 186 , I'd like to see myself around 120 . I've never been thin , so it's hard to say where I'll fall exactly . If I look and feel great at 130 , then I'll be happy there , but if I'm still " pudgy " and soft at 120 I guess I'd keep going . When I read about he and Grindewald in HBP , I instantly thought that Dumbledore was gay and thought other people thought so too . To my surprise , JK had to actually announce it dude that's amazing ... the longer i looked at it the scarier it got , by the end i was leaning away from my screen If god is infinitely powerful , and infinitely knowing , then shouldn't god be infinity . Wait , question from ignorance , what would have happened if he pulled out while you were clenching ? * * IF YOU CLICK THEM THEY VANISH * * I thought that this might be a good idea , until he started saying it was to the death .... i am totally making a bump key in the near future ..... Why does she have a rhino horn ? Are you ... me ? How come I always see shit on 4chan and tumblr , and then it's on reddit like 12 hours later ? Would you consider giving out any more ? TIL . I didn't even know this existed . I don't think her HRM is going to work there , also no . 2 " everyone pees in the pool at some point " You've been into this for a lot longer than I have your mom dresses you funny Lol they were in the 300 ' s im sure of it . Actually , over the past few years they themselves have lost some weight . Im proud of them , I think the " fat patty " comment didnt make them feel too good about themselves lol Yes , I did say that to them I shave with soap ; isn't that shaving and washing at the same time ? I mean ... I have to rinse the soap off afterwards , so ... that's shaving then washing , isn't it ? I don't understand this question . What are you ladies doing in there ? So basically they trolled themselves ? That seems rather redundant anyway , how does one having a tattoo affect their swimming technique when ( and I'm not too sure on this so forgive me ) a plaster would cause more of an issue than the tattoo ? Not to mention even water proof plasters come off when in water for extended periods of time damn . you are a beast . i went for about a 200 mile cruise up and down some canyons with a lunch break and i was sore when i got back . but that was on my cbr . still cant imagine what 600 miles could feel like " Cooking spiders always make that sound . " Sad , misunderstood elephant ... He thinks that ostrich's neck is a trunk Surprised to see Carmageddon TDR there Holy Shadow Moses Island , there's a subreddit for * everything * Nice ! That thing looks amazing People are doing that now ? How did child abuse and race get brought into a religious debate ? Google = The audio confused the hell out of me . Uh , yes , it's definitely human , that's creepy as hell . From the size of it , it looks like an older child's or tween not sure why this man is being downvoted . hes right Foreskin man ... wth did I click that ? Or we all descended from * many * single-celled organisms ... that looks like porn People always ask this and then they're surprised when someone says " He's unelectable , they wouldn't support Paul for the same reasons they wouldn't support a monkey with a hat on . " I don't get it it's pretty simple I dunno ... ya got me . ¯ \ _ ( No , he wasn't That is sooooo deep ! That must have taken you quite a long time .. I can't even draw a stick figure straight and you managed to draw such detail on 28mm ? Sounds like he's got either rage or inadequacy issues to work out umm , being the OP I think that gives me the right to r / atheism is here . Reddit Enhancement Suite You're an idiot . Put your damn hands on the wheel , stop using cruise control while driving surface streets ( i know you do This is my first sale too and i've spent over $ 80 How is he suppose to teach kids about drugs if he doesn't know anything about them ? How many children have you been de-pantsing as of late ? Just stop it . wow thank you for this , that is really unlike anything ive heard .. really amazing .... EDIT Im still listening .. and wow .... What the hell ? That's how my porn search goes when fapping i see a theme here I see London , I see France my god ... the stippling it depends on your settings , when you upload that picture you have control on what circles can view the pic . if you don't add any circles then it's available worldwide Yeah that too ! ! Scary shit , eh ? it depends on your settings , when you upload that picture you have control on what circles can view the pic . if you don't add any circles then it's available worldwide Dat dancing ... I think we already are at the moment . Imagine Leonardo Da Vinci with that sort of tools at his disposal The parts that sound like me acting like a crazy lady Aww , so the poor bun was laying there paralyzed ? I am on reddit because my boyfriend ( hardcore redditor ) showed me it after I met him , and now I can never get off of it I'm even more interested now Darth Vader is Yoda's father ? with the audio ... conduct a symphony ? all it needs is a submission link to something like stumbleupon and then .... inception submission ! The Hulk ? ww , didn't see the / s Google thinks I am a man who likes payroll , accountancy , baked goods , mathematics , and cats oh my goodness , i could ogle your chest piece up close for hours . You're going to marry blacklight 124 ? Are you sure you know where it has been ? 7229 calories . Enjoy your diabetes ... wait ... what ? Get a PD or 2 on her , and go for all BF items or just straight IEs and a Last Whisper . Those AAs are going to hurt Dude . So are you I was on the Wikipedia page for it yesterday . No shit . memop 3 @gmail . com Dont you judge me picture on the wall The happening ..... I've never heard this , The safety will not engage unless the hammer is cocked . god those pyros are so bad . Switch to the shotgun already . My god , vegetarian / veganism is so * trendy * here in Denver ... Once I was walking down the aisle in a supermarket with a friend and remarked I liked a particular toothpaste , to which I got " they shove that toothpaste down the throats of animals until they die " . I was like Same , and why does that have to do with GSL ? ? $ 4,400 in repairs ? That makes even less sense NEEDS MORE SUGAR . Im scared of the dark . When I hear a noise I do that thing that mice and hampsters do where they stand DAMN still and just look like this : how in hell did I not know that well , lets just say that today , i thought i saw something in the dark . It was nothing . But naturally , I stood there ( like that The DLC is free You're odd for having been in a 6 year relationship at the age of 21 LOL my first tie I was like wut ? Nothing happened . Bong hits on my second time and I'll all like Well , he's not the kind of dog that constantly barks , but he will do one or two loud barks if he hears a loud noise . He guards the apartment too , so if someone touches the door , he barks . I kind of like that though , because we live in a sketchy place and I've heard people come and try jiggling our doorknob Holy fuck ! so as a counterculture , they decide to stop believing in science and evolution Cool story , but ... people actually believe this ? You don't well that's good to hear , I just kind of had one of those apocalyptic thoughts about everyone abandoning it all at once who is this women and why does she keep popping up on reddit ? Not sure why you think it takes more than a few minutes for me to do so .. At first I was like I love it when I forget what subreddit I'm in and then read a title like this ... Even better - They are going to try to hit 300mph in it this year Also the insane amount of trolling on Chockstone made me leave ... why did you stop in the first place ? I thought it was a photo of Earth from space as the sun was setting or something Or an old man pretending to be a 45 year old girl " The blast wave was still large enough to be measured on its third passage around the world " Seriously ? As a bus commuter used to hour long commutes , that blows my mind In the poster's defense , they didn't say they were IN class ... they may have been home with their friend from class after school or something I know a lot of people who smoke in socal What the fuck , I just watched that last night Those scumbags are even worse . How in the fuck do a group of people have the right to tell me what I can and cannot do on my property ? It makes no sense and on top of that , I have to pay them to live somewhere ? Boobs ? ? WHERE ? ! ? ! Manu is one of the nicest people I've ever met , the dude asked me how my grandmother was about a year after I met him Did ... did he curl it in from the corner ? This must be some odd behavior I've never encountered in Sweden at least , even if a roundabout is empty you'd never ever go straight through it . Do people really do that in other places ? It's you . you are the dipshit . TIME STOOD STILL A Subaru that wont conk out for under 5k ? She's not nude in the anime , but she looks better than this . I doubt this artist has ever seen a naked woman in person . I don't like blood ! If you pick your nose too much your head would cave in So what does he do if she's got clots ? Chew on them ? Did this really happen ? ! > I doubt this artist has ever seen a naked woman in person . was there for a month ... Beer was so cheap and available ... I never saw it bagged though . Interesting . I must try this when i go back I did the exact same thing I doubt many of us can even follow what one pro does in one stream . Three would just be overkill The hair pulling thing ... That's me ! dear .... bob .... Warble Garble , dude , dont tell me you dont know what the bukkake bust is ... / b / ? They have strength in numbers . I would grab any sort of spray ( ant spray , hair spray , hell even febreeze ) and spray until the spray works or I drown them . Even when they are dead though , I couldn't stay in the room ... Vlad is a strong laner now ? Gasp ! Not a novelty account . Even better played . how ? IT'S ALSO AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX I actually have almost all of the CD's mentioned here If they don't like it why does like almost every fucking new hero they make have some kind of sustain mechanic When did a downvote become known as a downmod ? I've never heard that before . I have a friend who is extremely feminist ... I have a feeling she does this for her husband ... which makes me afraid to go to their house now ... How the hell can you not have heard of this during two years ? Thought so . He was awesome , I'm just finishing up Storm of Swords right now .... What are you talking about ? Red alert is actually good I resorted to highlighting to keep my place It's making me crazy that I can't see these images Selbst die FPÖ ? You are next . Where have I complained about the dye and ink ? ... and we've put these on projects ... I use my Kindle wall plug to charge my iPhone I thought it looked like some kind of spiketrap at first Thank you . This will be my first p2p pure , if you don't count my ' skiller ' . TIL that there is another Ontario in California .. I'm in Canada and was so utterly confused by the replies in this thread I'm about to get some . Imagine is someone was waving for a taxi beside that ladder Is that ..... is that old ass Damage Meters I see ? glass mask anyone ? xD ... my jaw dropped when i clicked on the link She must have thought it was sweat dripping down you win I would agree with you ... except he doesn't have any to feel anyways . I don't think there was a link when I first replied . That's sad though , I wasn't even aware of that and I was playing during Shards . Weird What does it say ? Oh my lordie lord , my face right now is " For real ? ! ! What a effing tower Origin of light beer ? Since when do people * * * like * * * reposts in / r / pics ? That is terrifying . No , but I would like to see money for the war and other frivolous things go to NASA and education Well , this is a bit unnerving ; I'm watching this episode now I have never seen these faces properly ? i wanna that cake rather than the cutter ... I was wondering the same , and for some reason thought it was talking about the Minister of Magic Yeah ! Also , on that same note , one time a friend's step dad came over to pick her up , and my dog just * * hated * * him . A few years later , she said that he had molested her , he was a rather skeevey person . Q ( What is that last panel It depends on how far down the rabbit hole you'd like to go . I was personally fascinated by astronomy and really enjoy knowing * how * things work - so I went into Astrophysics . Any branch of physics is a great field if you want to get down to the nitty gritty of * * * why * * * . Unfortunately we aren't necessarily paid all that well in comparison to other professions guys it was a joke , jesus christ could you give us that link ? It sucks when you misspell a word so horribly that it turns into a completely different word . Spell check becomes useless ! ! ! Or so you think ! So ... Much .... Metal ... It makes me want a funpack bag . I find this both hypnotising and slightly creepy . I'm a bus driver in America THEYRE GONNA DIE , GET THEM OUTTA THE WATER ! I don't understand how people can lose their authenticators . My jaw literally dropped when I saw some of the crap on spacedicks ... but for some reason I cannot stop looking Yes , sad but true . My original question is mostly rooted in curiosity as to why people read his story if they don't like the way he tells it . aww shit hes going to do it in a few min unless im wrong After reading " WHATS IN THE BOX ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? " I accidentally skipped the reply and read the comment below that said " Typically pr0n . " I'm wanting to buy a bunch of gift codes but the option isn't allowed .... reddit would have found it eventually , just like they found the zombie house Holy crap it has Pokerus Oh , it would seem it's cocaine . I couldn't really make it out and thought it was semen or paint to begin with Did you go around saying , " I hope that hot blonde propositions me for sex ... How did it take you 43 minutes to get out a viking ? Interesting , Mario Kart is the one I tested on my Sensation and it worked flawlessly , and I think the Evo 3D has slightly better CPU and graphics . I didn't even see what I did there Wow , what a way to call a girl a whore Really ? The guy on the right as no belly button One of them looks just like my PI Yeah ... I don't think so either . relax cutie pie The real story is that they talked about a poll done from a three day old wordpress blog ? That's the real story ? Did you get arrested for kidnapping ? Dear God .. Wait , armor updates ? When did they announce this ? \ So your teacher sexually assaulted you ? me too Just realized this is why I have no ads watching on nasl.TV I don't lift ( yet ) so I don't understand this ... How can you lose count when you're only going to 6 ? Paris & Janeway , having lizard sex and producing lizard offspring ... what happens in the Delta Quadrant * stays * in the Delta Quadrant ! ! is it terrible that i happen to be wearing an eagle shirt ( couldn't find a wolf shirt ) and leggings ? actually one of the best experiences i've ever had at the gym is when i helped this adorably chubby little boy . he had this huge goofy grin and kept staring at me like i was the coolest person in the world . broke my heart . pretty much the only creature that has made my biological clock noticeable It can be frustrating , but Badugi is also a very soft game . You can easily double to triple ( I've even quintupled on occasion ) with a solid preflop hand . You'll almost always get 2-3 callers who have ridiculously mediocre hands that chase all three draws and then they'll even call after their chase fails WHAT HAPPENS AT THE WATER PART ? The last exorcism of Emily Rose ! Ohh , I need one . The twitter bird got out of the computer Why is this guy being downvoted i was not prepared for how heavy penguindrum was I've had no lag ... the entire time Dude ... I know a Patrick with a 95 ' car ... MY EYES ! I'm just in ROTC right now , it even gets the wannabe officers all riled up ... I was wondering the same thing That's what they want you to think That bitch is scary looking Why is the penis wider than the arm ... ? I have discovered my new favorite rapper My bank char's name was " Rapeme " I got a 48 hour ban , which was my own fault A stupid one . The 1st and 3rd to last Imagine the smell , as well . This is bad I've found a used CA AUG pack I might be buying instead cause I get a custom rifle with Li-Po , a gasblowback m9 , 3 mags for both weapons , vest , 2 Li-Po batteries and a charger for the same price Is this some sort of revenge ? Kinda awkward due to the pizza thing , but I like I say ditch the expense if it's not getting you high and neither of you are happy with frequent , fun , awesome sex I hang out on RAWK . I use their idioms and slang now Why would I use a different nick ? And I thought a 50lb ( 22.7 kg ) pistol was good She knows . But I already know her face pretty well Oddly enough , I had a trans women do this to me at a restaurant as well . Oh , I'm sorry . People tend to get defensive real quick in race discussions , and I'm always like O_O shuold have * went * with cutie butt He said one of the videos took two days to upload * Gulp . * That chest ... It's like a loaded gun . Read the title " This could have been perverted . " So many things running through my brain Why were they blocking the door ? I haven't had a problem with hibernation on my 1005HA I can feel it staring into my soul starcraft 2 actually runs on your macbook pro onion ring secrets ? Are you for real ? Man , sounds scary How exactly do you teach atheism ? I know a woman who scratches their vagina during conversations Which episode ? yeh something went very wrong here I must admit You know what's really odd ? I made the comic because there was a Chrome window that warned me . But since I made it , I can't get it to do it again This is actually my friend . Special grab smashes are so bugged . I used to drag everyone to the wall to get that awesome wall smash animation , but most of the time I would do the default backbreaker animation anyway . Then I started getting the wall smash 1 . Against stalactites and pitchers As someone not into women ... she was pretty wasn't she I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that Seriously ? I've been looking for Chip's Challenge forever . Please post more ! This is creeping me out . I need to know what happens next Thanks for the spoiler in the thumbnail i have seen this before For cost stalkers actually lose to workers . Stalkers kinda suck Wow they had a switch for B & W or color televisions ... haha the problem is i work out with a ftm transgender dude who only wants to do weights I live in Rockford and I've never heard of anything like this regarding this guy Likewise . Tell me more about this " Flying Panty Monster " [ ] ( / b36 ) Fuck it : no more time limit . COME AT ME BRONIES ( and ... Sisnies ? This happened to my buddy . He had bought the 1942 / Vietnam pack and they wouldn't register , so he contacted support ; now his veteran status is 16 . That's an idea I can get behind . As long as she isn't a diabetic I know , I feel heaps behind . Can those give you viruses if you leave them open ? Because I noticed like 5 hours after my visit that it was still open This is worse than vampires . Imagine being chased by a bird that blocks out the moonlight It comes in * juice * ? His face is like the Ok rage face this is the reason why people need to learn the difference between NSFW and NSFL . You type I dated a girl who used to do something like that . I'd recommend a band , or a movie and she'd be all " meh " . Then she'd hear about it from a friend or see it on TV and she'd be all like " OMG this is amazing ! " . Actually , Christians back then wanted to die a martyr . There are many recollections of Christians actively provoking magistrates so they'd be sentenced to die Yes , I'm not classy because my opinion is that EG is not skilled You don't want to know How on earth do you spend so much ? Water in the nether ? What is this sorcery ? Submitted 58 minutes ago ! They look wax I was wondering the same thing . Being in fitness and trees can be confusing I'm a female and saw it all Are the people of Conservapedia really that stupid , or is it a collection of trolls ? I don't know which ... If u appreciated them so much , and made you feel sooo special why'd you break up with them if its not too personal How do you install this ? I have no Saves folder in my . minecraft folder That's what I said What is all the stuff ? This is ....... beautiful Must've really frozen you in place when you saw that ... What would the tin foil be for Yeah we signed ours in January too . I gave them a call and they told me , I just think it's odd that they wouldn't let you know where you're going to be living unless you ask Where the shit do you think she went He was telling the guy who commented you that you were joking . omg .... this never even occured to me Where can one obtain all seasons of No Reservations ? I've had mine on for almost a year . And I live in Kansas She has two rather large freckles peeking out of her bathing suit How much did you get it on sale for ? I must of missed the sale dogs probably think poorly of you I'm resisting the urge to play Gizmos and Gadgets ... that was the only game I ever played from the series but it taught me so god damn much about how cars work , how electricity works , what the different types of energy are and how force works ... fuck that game was awesome What the hell kind of monitor do you play on that has that kind of resolution everyone has fun with the figure 8 in the box haha . i found out when i did it that if i did the figure 8 in 2nd gear , i didnt have to give it any gas and it also seemed to be smoother Add a cheesed up meaty pizza arena dome roof and minds will be blown . Me too Fuse Mario and Frye . Do it Wow , people think of this thing as a ball ? But you can stick your penis into a guy ... does that mean all guys are girls then ? At first I was like O_O but then I was like Hah ! I watched like 4 seconds and was already blown away and thought " Good lord , this I kinda like the washed out look the other one had . Looking at this makes my eyes just lol have you guys seen all the unboxing videos on youtube of mac users unpacking their stuff ? . . stops , looks up , ceases rolling th J in astonishment . Haha , what ? It's not like you had to click it ... Sorry I inconvenienced you ? Totally didn't know FB could do that That is what my mother said about the ceremony , I just repeat it . Honestly what I got from that day was : chocolate , churros , the notion that my mother stopped respecting the catholic church as a religious institution when she was little and that my friend was almost as pale as her clothes You should tell us all what the note says . * We * won't laugh at you . Seriously . If it is normal for boyfriends to dump their cancer ridden girlfriends , maybe I should be looking for girlfriends in the cancer ward Wait ... that video was * * last year * * . She fucked up her face that badly in just a year ? " Off chance that this is real " ... you saw my dated rail passes right That's pretty much how you gotta do it . I've only had one pack's packaging rip straight open and i still have no idea how it happened How did you get so many ? Because we're on reddit Nobody has ever used " Shouldn't your " mechanics " include expanding ? It did that to me , but with r / trees You are so pretty ! I'm pretty sure they call those round thing's eyes . They're the same person For fuck sake these type of posts need some sort of warning label . Saw that and my guts almost came out my mouth I don't even watch tv ... A communist ? ! You have to be kidding . Dude ... awesome ! is there an age limit ? Wait , you don't like taking a shower ? Dear lord ... the horrible chat They sell Cascade in the US ? ! You on Clomide yet ? Took us about 2 years , and that finally did the trick or if not it was a big coincidence ... but it even took 6 months of that . Then after our first my wife refused to go back on birth control because she didn't want to have issues again ... and got pregnant again within 5 months Why can I cancel on the map load screen in TF2 ? I'm scared Is there really a character called ' Derpy ' ? IT'S A TRAP ! Note don't get rich and old in your town .... How ? Are ... are people only allowed to make one account now ? ! ? ! Is that a Pottery Barn desk ? I swear I just saw the same one , but a dark color , yesterday . Well we have a different machine to do the actual slices , we just need to mill it flat . Honestly , I suggested we just cut slices from the other machine until the whole thing was flat , but for some reason that would take too long . ( I feel like the cnc mill would take just as long ) So as I'm programming the mill , I need to put the cutting speed in . I've never milled bone Hey , everyone . Timetoeatastickofdeodorantforeverybody . I have no idea . The female orgasm is amazingly helpful in the uptake of sperm . Keep your legs up after sex . I can also confirm that I'm too lazy as well .... But right now I need all my bandwidth for Steam games I was thinking of those too . i just changed my chrome icon to internet explorer . Do you have any favorite youtube vids or anything of her work ? I've honestly never heard of her ! Seriously . People can't read menus . Not only is it on the front page , for me it's Number 1 ... omg , this dog looks exactly like my dog , down to the every detail An old dude who lives a block or two away from me spends a couple hours of his day working as a crossing guard for the crosswalk next to his house - he's super into it , waving at all the cars that go by and all . Before and after , he spends several more hours just sitting in the car in his driveway ... watching . that's the first time in a long while I've looked at a WTF link and actually been O_O / Why install vista as your 2nd OS ...... Damn those are nice Cool deal , ' twas fun . Props for sticking around for bit longer and helping find replacements I think if that happened she'd stop for about 2 seconds with a " * GOD DAMN LUNA The Draft ! ? The US still has a Draft ! ? You know those kids will grow up and become the workforce you work with one day , right ? If you think it's annoying from a kid ... imagine it from a 25 year old If the Koreans are right , then I wouldn't have survived past infancy I think the little boy thing could be a valid point Really ? It's the summer , what do you expect ? We get a 15 minute hurricane everyday at 2 pm You can only handle 5 people with 8 Gigs of RAM and a Quad Core ! ! ! ? ? ? Wait wait wait ... you mean to tell me there are people who don't own Oblivion yet ? I dunno , it could be like my pet hamster as a kid . We named him Harry , and he was a great pet ... then one day he had babies , so we called him Harrieta . Whoa . What if guidance counselors say this shit to motivate students ? By the way , if you wanted to know ... They're installing a chair lift for my disabled father so he's not limited to the downstairs area . SO MUCH DRILLING AND BEEPING THOUGH Seriously . Good luck with an Austin musicians craigslist . i always thinks she's squatting to pee ( What's disturbing about me ? Also , we pretty obviously have different builds since I wear 32 ' s at 205 , and THEY feel like they're about to fall off a lot of the time . Since when does God tell us to hate people ? First time I've seen it finally ... I have found a home not to mention the price is increasing half again for those of use with both services . Omg ... I can take the Russian amputation in another comment but this ... omg ... never gonna sleep again Woah ... I thought it cost more than that . And then her husband died under the exact same circumstances in the same house a few months later . No .. my team mates are seriously getting worse , several games I have had people die 4 times within the first 10 minutes , even after lane switching . I have people auto attacking creeps in lanes now , I even once had a twitch I wanted to say 41 what about with soup ? or steak ? I've always wondered the same thing From the thumbnail I thought it was a fish . I can do it , it just hurts and feels uncomfortable . I'm one of those young mainframe people and I hadn't encountered the pain that is the ' COND = ' until we aquired another company last year ( they're very old school ) . Since I'm so new I've been been learning from the manuals , bot just from the other guys at our shop . JCL has had IF THEN ( that can span multiple steps even ∑ ( Why whould you request something like that ? So , uh , I'm pretty sure I have enough space on my SD but my playlists and offline songs have disappeared " How am I going to pay for college . " ! =D That's awesome cant wait to see you guys back up Seeing them taken out in front of your eyes and shown to be working AAAAs isn't enough evidence ? what the fuck did i just look at ? Oh man , its been , well close to decade now I think Epic scheme for karma ? Somehow I feel like I know you . You are me Oh my goodness , creepy . I grew up in the midwest , I've only lived here for 2.5 years . Wait . This looks just like a red back spider which we have in Australia . I'm now wondering why we have the reputation of spiders and shit that will kill you when America has spiders just as bad Err , I'm sure his message is great and all , but what do you mean by " They could benefit from hearing this " ? How would they benefit from it ? i thought everyone could make this sound . maybe we are a special breed Holy fuck . Oh no . I'm trying to imagine something worse than Skitty . It looks like he has a triple dick me want ! Pamela XY Are you talking about the Stinson Beach right above San Francisco ? omg look at how ORGANISED he is You are not fucking kidding . I had to learn to aim again . I didn't realize how I fucking strong my stream is . The first time I peed after the surgery , I knocked off a small candle above the toilet . Taco Bell seems to always be a favorite among the Indians at my work ... now I see this oh my god i remember xanga Hipsters , hipsters everywhere Violentacrez likes coins ? wow nice speed Alas , she does not , and I'm not too keen on putting my address on the internet , but that would be ..... interesting . People actually do single arm handstand pushups ? They are indeed 10k ' s . I wish had dropped my half marathon time to 46:22 ... I will look for it now ! Security guy is having a helluva time in background companies in the US still actually call people ? all my initial applications so far were answered by e-mail ... avatar hipsters You sure you like anime ? So * that * is what her auto attack is ? My thoughts exactly . This reminded me that I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER ! Which Jesus ? Is that a picture of 4 different persons ? HOLY FUCK ! Pads and bandaids . no ... no way . that can't be real Oh man , I had never * heard * of lacrosse when I lived in SC ... then I moved to MD .... As of right now , I've only heard that it will be pre-loaded with 2.3 ( Gingerbread ) . The biggest advantage that I've observed with Gingerbread is vastly improved battery life . Also , supposedly the Bionic may have gotten a small re-design since the last initial specifications , so it may actually have a 4.5 " screen ! I know a guy who can crack his knuckles repeatedly using only one hand . Literally Crack , Crack , Crack , Crack until he gets bored . It freaks me out It takes 4-8 years to get certified as an actuary Wait , so there are mobile networks that are faster than my home internet connection ? ! Shock ! Because nobody thought that he was in Pakistan because our govt and military said so . And when the news came that he was found in Abbotabad near the Military complex , the reaction of everyone was Restaurant workers eat off your plate Complete shock . We were led to believe by Pakistani govt and military that Osama-bin-Ladin was not in Pakistan . When the news broke that he was in Abbotabad , everyone went Nope . This is and always has been my regular account . I didn't actually think about my name when I wrote the comment . Why do half the questions have a default answer ? Like military service as " yes " ? I am glad I missed both of those threads Japan dude , those guys are crazy Both ! OMFG . At first I thought you made a typo because I've always heard / said kattycorner . I was like : that's the cutest wrong use of a nonexistent word . Then upon my surprise , kittycorner is an actual word that means the same thing make that a dozen pretty cute girls , holy fawking shit This deal is actually 4 dollars . State opinion - get downvoted . I had no idea people were so passionate about it Dork-sided ? Wat ? Wait .. I remember this . This has been a map on Wolfenstein ! What episode was this from ? There are adult diapers that look like really thick pads . My mom bought them , thought they were pads , and gave em to me . I am so excited for this book . very jealous ! One question though ... is all of that thrown onto your floor ? ? i drink a truckload of coffee , but i also drink water , my hubby on the other hand , he only drinks coffee and coke Smoke another one Fun fact : Lo-carb Monster had to be rebranded " Lo-cal " in Canada ( or at least in Quebec Where'd they get the girl from ? You mean my family and I are not the only people living in Iowa ? ! Holy crap , it works wait what I'll never see Wobbuffet the same . Oh my gosh ! I think we should ask his permission to use I ... I never thought of it like this . It really is so many brown bics 8: 01 - " That's what a great sword is all about .... deep penetration . " [ Book Spoiler ] ( / b " Honestly , I quite enjoyed Lysa's death . For the pfff I have made l33t connect 4 boards back on creative months and months ago This is going to be my first dub show ever . Why wont she take her top off I have said too much already ! ! 1 Her son ? The moble app also doesn't include some of the mobile site only stuff like pull to refresh . I really hope google + comes out for iPhone soon , because I want to compare it like I did facebook mobile app . ( Did you know that the android version of facebook reimplemented the iPhone spinner widget ? Didn't even make the connection For some reason , it told me that only one survey could be accepted per user ... but I hadn't done it before . is that really even possible I hope you didn't say the " Hell yeah Mother f @ $ % er to his face " , that could kinda reverse the whole extra change thing ... although it could be fuel for another rage comic ! there are chocolate ones I think that's actually the name of the men's rugby team : The Brave Blossoms . That might be something to look at Is it a good idea to supplement being high with alcohol ? I'll watch the video in the morning . Not now I cant I worked at a Toyota dealership for 3 years , 2 of them as a Scion manager and I have nver heard of a " seller's license " ... Most I had to show I worked there was a name badge Bush don't mess around . I was gonna say a vintage engi cap , jesus christ i didn't know it was worth that much ! a mighty morphine waffle ranger ! a badass power ranger but with a waffle for a head . I find that I'm one of the 5 % that pressure techniques don't work on , but I has nothing to do with pain tolerance . It just doesn't actually produce any pain i love you . serious homo . cant ... stop ... watching ... kitty ... play ... in ... snow ... nice try who ever you are I was kidding They did not update the * source * . The latest update in the sourceforge page is 6 years later I played with a guy in low master's who never researches warp-gates . What ... the ... .... No , I listed Artists that were played on Glee . What's with all the deleted comments in this post ? First I was like : " lol wut where da bat at ? Then I was like : " Sooooo ... if being sexually attracted to men is not being gay , then what is being gay according to him ? I knows you're about to eat it . 2 days later and im the ONLY one ? that's incredibly surprising I'm sorry Mr . Shady , I wasn't aware of the fact , that you yourself have donated $ 50000 . But rest assured . If I alone would donate 50000 , the way you did , those were € 50000 ( $ 70.804 ) There's more than one ? it's ice so they're like birds ? first battle at Destiny's natural , DAT MICRO Wow , you've really never been to any nordic country . After reading the article sounds like a runaway holy shit he died Me too ! I was filling in some forms and noticed the 9 month difference in the first numbers I don't give the first crap . Nothing obligated them to do anything . They could have just ignored you . No wonder most companies do with people like you around Did your face closely resemble Which is why I laughed so hard when my mother showed me this . I was floored by just how insane she sounded in her letter . An African Religion ? Huh ? oh wow what a match i'm freaked over being a bigger lady , over what omiyage to bring , about being queer and tattooed ... Holy shit . I think that's my cast on the right monitor there Holy crap they get used fast . Holy crap they get used fast . Oh god ... I just stopped following / r / pics because of this knee-jerk drivel ... now it seems to have started following * me * You were smoking pot , and let cops into your place ? That sounds like my 25 year old brother wrote it Little did you know that most people reading this post would be mostly concerned with why the milk is in a bag and not a carton or jug they came in the mail today I think I've just been fortunate enough to never have heard of lemon parties before now ... sometimes ignorance is bliss deal . You were dumb enough to stab yourself in the foot ? I was his woman wingman ! I hooked him up with a few chicks by telling them his heroic firefighting stories and how he broke his neck twice . I figured he'd understand if I was hooking him up with other chicks that I myself was not interested ... Your leopard gecko is awesome ! so many comments ... I replied to this Be careful what you spend your student loan money on , its a slippery slope to thinking that you can just take out more loans . Before you know it , you will be at 100k and paying $ 1100 a month to try and pay it off before you have kids who need to be in day care while you go to work to make enough money to pay off your student load ... They dress it up ? sweet baby jesus ! ! Female here . Always wondered if even the prettiest girls titties moved like separate entities while walking / running commenced . My titties are no longer space titties with a crazy rotation and a gravitational pull that is borderline suspect ! Normal is as normal does , I suppose ! Dude , you picked from the bottom of the list . I was all like , " man , 25 isnt THAT bad " till i read that nearly 50 % of pell grant and student loan recipients think they have never benefitted from a gov program Is that the world trade center on the left ? Amorphophallus titanum = Giant misshapen dick Waoh , does anyone else see a witch in the window ? I just noticed " Got it ! " ahhhh i just finished season 3 and now im dying for season 4 wait ... so there's a reddit for raping ? You do know Coffee costs like 10p to make right ? Who goes to Starbucks unless you are away from the office ? So , the problem is one government isn't giving up a precious resource to another government for free ? Even the Palestinians in the article know this isn't strictly Israel's fault . Nice headline tho . But wasn't he the one that told the court I ate his food ? This will probably get me down voted in to oblivion , but I have never seen a whole Harry Potter movie nor have I read any of the books . That being said I dont get the joke or half of the other threads on here the last couple days . WTF , the weed that made me make this was chronic . It's still driving ? If everything on this planet ( or other planets Wow what a great correlation . Much like the correlation between a human brain neuron and the shape of the known universe ... ... ... Exactly . I thought I made that clear Or maybe not ! what the fuck dude ... his claw ... so close to your eye I think any car I've ever gotten gas for has a string attached gotta say , with the way he was riding , im surprised he wore sufficient gear to prevent serious damage I guess the screen shot doesn't really do it justice , but it wasn't just my first slime , it was also * * enormous * * . Was hoping others have had similar experiences . Also , I've been playing since February , and this is the first one I've ever seen . Is it just me or does this look like a .. Forever alone image here .. hes eating his whole birthday cake , alone . you can have the original if you want before i shopped in the troll face or even il upload the world to the internetz We could make .. our own porn . .. How many google + friends do you have ? I do feel for women who do have to put up with them . I do understand not everyone can take something . How the hell can you bleed for a year ? Sorry , from ANOTHER church ? I have to wonder at just how huge these people are . Don't underestimate cats . They want your seed ! Satire writing only goes so far before it become terrifying ... No kidding . In January I went to Prague in the Czech Republic , and some guy with a glass eye offered me 3 free joints . I took them from him and later that night I smelled one of the joints and it had a horribly strong chemical scent . Threw that shit out ; could've been PCP or something Those CS numbers . A pita ? That's a type of bread .... That yellow guy's voice sounds like Bender ... TELL ME MOAR OF THIS NEW SEASON ! What's with this ' First Image / Second Image / Third Image ' thing ? what the fuck are they buying at Walgreen's ? ? ? ? that costs hundreds ? ? We have the same rig surprisingly , I didn't think a 6950 would be able to push that far What is Big Ten ? My eyes went literally to I'm glad you're working on those portraits . Those were things of nightmares . Especially the eyes I was expecting an explanation . Holy shit , it's so perfectly matched I can see myself in his eyes Battlecruiser Cloaking Upgrade I'm like that as well . But since TF2 became F2P I've logged 100 hours . Now we wait for rule 34 to kick in HE DOES ? Cool ! But why did you tell us this was your first post ? ... I've only had white or yellow corn for pretty much as long as I can remember I have a serious crush on the updated Elizabeth . This reminds me of this blond chick I know who spent ages making Cookie Doe and then realised she didn't have an oven in her sleep out so tried to bake them in the Microwave Why not answer those questions in your post ? is this real ? I didn't realize the Native Americans had a military When I skimmed over this part about you calling the police and them not believing you , I automatically assumed you were a guy ... then I actually read the whole post . I jump around like crazy to avoid snipers when I'm a medic as well . I've actually played medic more than sniper . Just goes to a blank facebook page I don't think you can get more sex negative than this . what ? ! ? ! Then how did the first corn come about ? * mindfuck * I think you're hot How does that even make it ... more good ? TIL can't play cash poker online in the states ... Oh my god a clean public restroom . I'll never look at dry erase the same again . I am trying to imagine a non-southern Canadian AJ ... how ... did she have some other accent ? Like ... Newfie ? ? ? ! What animal is that ? I work at that theatre and I saw you guys That ... was simultaneously the scariest and most hilarious thing I have ever seen Fear is how I fall . - _ - ... I'm pretty sure one dude was grabbing the presenter by the balls at about 4:40 We are alway in the future The wobble is that large ? wait what ... I don't think I will ever sleep again This is the top post on my / r / all What the fuck is with those nipples > They didn't say if the experimental LE mice actually did the maze any faster did they Am i blind or does this ship like everywhere BUT Canada i ate chipotle at a 9 yesterday Ah . I actually never beat .. either game . one or two . has anyone actually pooped from that position though ? Kind of a complicated and farfetched joke , but ok Is that .. Is that qxc on the right ? I didn't see the ears .. now I can't unsee them I don't understand why anyone would downvote this post . So , from where did you post this ? Her arms looks weird as hell what else can it mean ? This ... this exists ? Sorry , bro for not having studied people's biographies enough . If I saw this on a server , I'd be more creeped out than seeing the most vile looking creature . I can stop whenever I want .................................. I'll suck your dick for an upvote and how he reloads all the grenades into one slot I'll be wearing regular shoes watching the ones on skates . Which is fine ... if your biggest problem with incest is creating deformed children This is distressing That's a sample size over here . it's a photon moving Yes , but before you post your gotcha reply , an X-ray isn't energy . It's a combination of mass and energy It's you Bahaha ! Does your cat scratch on the door to get in your room ? My cat will do it in the middle of the night and then when I finally get up to answer she'll run away They do ? ! What is Olmec doing in the corner You look amazing :) I humbly request a picture of you squatting without panties ... that would make me crazy Gas ... 22 cents a gallon ? I wish you could too It's a song he used to look at ? It's a poison headcrab from half Life 2 ... They jump really far , and clamp on to your face ... cos ya know ... YOUR FACE ! * t ( I'd rather he didnt . Last week I learned that I have a vitamin D deficiency . I repeat , in Miami I have a vitamin D deficiency . She's about to fall backwards off the landing , and land 1 floor down on her neck . The cold fusion of hydrogen molecules to solid iron is favorable ? I KNOW . Huge Spoiler Alert . I remember Starwars Galaxies being like that . If you wanted something you pretty much * had * to buy it from a player . You even had certain people known for better quality gear because of the quality of the materials used and other variables that I wasn't aware of because I didn't craft What . I must know , as well . Where is it ? ! ? ! ? I just called them idiots because they were in the game almost the entire round and had an average score of 400-500 ? That's very wierd , because I did my 1 placement game after the ladder lock and was placed into diamond But you cant even read that unless the box is partially open Zomg op . I just played through heavy rain for the first time today ... with a terrible hangover . That has always concerned me , I believe in ghost and demons and such , and I am kinda scared that one time the thing I will be seeing is real I thought she looked a bit like Rachel Ray What are these things you call " inches " But ... the Eiffel Tower ... isn't ... How do you do that with your eyebrows ? Where can I buy one Some great sites , thanks ! Don't know what to add .. I'm addicted to style blogs .. Wow , I wouldn't want to crash on that thing Yes , and she also plays Trudy on Mad Men which once again , she looks amazingly hot in . Thanks alot guys :) now i just have to figure out if i should dare doing this or not .. kinda scary to " MAYBE " fuck up a 1000 dollar cell-phone what did I just see I do that myself .. I feel so stupid now .. nobody has ever told me .. probably , everybody's laughing at me People * can * do that ? So theres like 10000 people on each server ? Where the hell did androidpolice get a stack of cash like that . What the fuck did I just watch Oh shit ... Other than the case , keyboard , and mouse , that's the exact build I'm about to put together I willl never call my sister a spunky girl ever again This . Just when you think it's done , the game gets you comfy in your ranch clothes , and then , IT HAPPENS Dude , are you trying to find reason in Minecraft Are you claiming the name ' Wally ' can't be translated to German or French ? Really ? We're adding spirits already ... what if he licked your neck I got the impression that they were supposed to be Phobos and Deimos ( which would still be bad , they'd look nothing like that ) . Worryingly , now you mention it , I think you're right and it's supposed to be Earth . That's when it's the hottest regardless of their actual sex . Wow , indeed ! I wonder if they'll ever find the body of poor soul who made the mistake of authoring that original piece . Julie finally makes a good point . Japan knows where the US players will try to aim . Solo's knee appears to still be hurt . Advantage Japan I just watched that for about an hour . It's more like I want to see it ..... umm ... what ? was just about to mention this . Thought for a horrible second that no-one else had played this game One time I was at a restaurant and the older waitress started talking about the weather and said tomorrow will be hot and she can't wait to wear her thong . Oh good god we have those in Texas Mine was pretty much the same way , except he specifically asked about being married to strippers . It went really badly for a couple of guys before my time It's like the fight with Shadow Link from OoT This actually freaked me out when I was little . I LOVED Reading Rainbow and watched it daily . Then I saw him on Star Trek & was like " YAY ! ! Reading Rainbow Guy ! ! Sooo great ! ! " and watched some , even though I didn't understand Star Trek . Then , his character on Star Trek took off his laser glasses thing and he had no pupils / irises and only eye whites , which made me More importantly , what was a complete stranger to anyone there doing at her father's funeral ? Frankly you could put 3x Jesus Beams with anything and it'd steamroll through . Any reason you chose / P over / Me ? Hero AI sometimes uses Arcane Echo correctly and you could get 6 Jesus Beams . I can't believe Quirks and Quarks is still around . I remember my dad listening to it on CBC Radio when I was a kid in the 80 ' s . ... or maybe she ran over 1 lady and 9 cats ! Oh come on . You're adorable . I wonder why you got downvoted . what ? What does true damage have to do with QSS ? Errr ... I don't actually know , I've never submitted a link that I've needed to edit . When she was about 14-16 , he'd make inappropriate comments about her body . At family parties if her , her sister , or cousins that were female would go to the restroom he'd try and ' accidentally ' walk in on them . And if he showed up to family parties none of the girls would go swimming because he'd just stare check out the drought on that one ! $ 927 Out of curiosity where did you hear it ? Why are we analyzing Captain Jack singing ? Could be fourloko Actually , the fact that you made it * to * potato while counting is the most impressive part . Dude I understand Which is when it is dated ... I work at a cinema and have unfortunately not had anyone do this :( i did have some woman ask for a " Bagina " choc top instead of Banana ... Did you remember when Major Lazer dropped Gold Dust ? Felt like a jet was taking off in the stadium I think I just had a seizure I would be horrified that that would induce a bear-trap jaw effect how the hell does this work ? I wouldn't , I'm too lazy Your friends don't love you . An m4 with uzi mags ? Few weeks later worrying about one sexy time ? Not that active it seems TIL Frank Sinatra died on the same day of the Seinfeld finale and the ambulance could get through traffic in LA because everyone was watching the finale Sorry , man of the night : Spanish Announce Table because you know some shit just doesn't get old There was a SMBC comic about this , but I can't seem to find it at the moment . It measured all the distances that you travelled by foot to get to a destination . Basically , all you have to is walk to your car , walk to your appropriate terminal once you reach the airport and then walk on the plane . By walking a couple hundred meters you are able to travel to the other side of the planet By nature I am a really curious person so almost everything intrigues me , but one thing in particular is chips . Like computer chips . I know this is an extremely rudimentary view of it , but in reality they are just comprised of lines etched in silicon . These lines in silicon dictate all the capabilities and actions of machines . They can store data , send commands , process inputs , and they're just lines in silicon Actually , I believe that it is impossible for one's type to change Well , I'm a German sexy nerd girl , but never f * cking call me a bitch but it's good to see Mark Canterbury wrestling again I see your point , but for me it was always the intention that put me off . And I've always kind of been real shy about my beliefs so anytime the word god is even brought up is an awkward moment for me Are you fucking serious ? OH MY GOD .... Holy god . that's like chastising a lion in the Serengeti for going after every gazelle it sees . " You've never seen gazelles in real life before or something that you have to And Windows Vista . And no Adblock . Ok , awesome , thanks ! I will probably have to flush her then , I didn't even think about the floodgates ! I usually give her about 1gal of water / nutes , so maybe I will give her like 3 gallons of fresh distilled water .. I know real flushing I would need like 15 gallons or something crazy , but I don't really feel comfortable doing that and Skyrim is in the world map . Oops .. caught my tautology . Still the description sounds very scary ... up to 3 gallons of gasoline in a cooler ... Thanks , that's what I'm hoping . People started talking about signing up again minutes after the exam--I wasn't planning on taking the MCAT twice . " .... and for SOME REASON didn't destroy it . " The worst part is that he took more years What kind of sword is that ? THUNDER ! try playing that with four loko . worst decision ever Look at Jaedong's minerals when he's harassing with 2 different muta clumps . Holy shit ... For me it was 1 ) Open door 2 ) where can we buy tickets I'm sorry , I've never read anything by him , can't help you out . Henryk does an amazing job with characterization if that helps out at all . My professor had one kid who copied the answer key exactly . " Answers may vary , " was one of the answers . I WANT TO SEE He said 2001 he went into a coma I hope you didn't pull over That guy is super attractive Yikes , small novel ... right because that's so " dangerous " Some co-workers an I looked into renting one along Selby ... it seems so FUN ... until you see the price . ALL of them ? ? You deliberately wrapped your lines before the physical cut-off ... but there appears to be no code ... No question . Get it . End of story . ok , that's what i though , just making sure s / he wasnt experimenting on me I told my friend to go for a proper fitting and she came back like i had 37 link karma yesterday 1998 called and asked for their cpu back I'm not sure how the gun will help when you can't hear if i didn't think it was ironic , i probably wouldn't have made a damn comic about it " It features flame sensor . " ... does this mean it has gaydar ? You guys sure are grumpy in this thread . Never used it Negative ; he never got to finish . Unless you think his mom praising him for his dick size would push him over the edge . This video seriously needs more upvotes . Enlightening What makes it not believable ? I will admit most of my beef with the kids is the ending theme . It's ... pretty obnoxious . Totoro I'm probably making a bigger deal of than necessary because I loved it as a kid . Generally it's still a fine dub , but it's got a couple moments that make you kind of go Buds ? Where did you see that ? I wouldn't leave me boyfriend if I started making more than him , I'd be fucking proud of myself for achieving that , and then take us on a holiday . Just have to go from having currently $ 0 , to over a million ... soon he likes dressing up like a woman Since when does " " " saving someone life " " " means " Becoming a man " what the hell does " being a man " mean to some people Pic was prolly taken during ' carmageddon ' , but thats just a wild-ass guess . How long did it take you to trace your hand ? I've eaten crickets in Japan . They were prepared in a sort of Chinese-like style and were sweet . We've also eaten what is called " kani-miso " which the dictionary translates as " miso-like paste found inside a crab's ( and arthropods in general ) intestinal area " . I picked 4 too ! Spoke like a true Rave - .... How the hell did the U get over THERE ! ? WHAT ! ? Netscape ( and christianmingle.com ) I don't know why , but for a moment ( judging by the thumbnail ) I thought it was a german trooper from the 40s with a ghetto blaster Did ... did my cat teleport into your apartment ? Seriously , that looks EXACTLY like my cat . ... Well , at least now I'm certain don't understand crazy wait a second ... not only is this thing two stories tall , you then SET IT ON FIRE ? Huh ? Why would they have electric wheelchairs in grocery stores ? I bet there are people with no idea who Jerry Seinfeld is either Oh really ? Damn , I always thought the Megaman Legends I played on the PS1 was the first one * views username * I think we should forget to invite this guy people . Bottom left .... 1,2 , 5,6 , 7 QuietTravels . 536 and ... I'm not sure . sc2ranks hasn't updated my profile in 20 something days and I can't check battle.net at work : 3 . This happened last night though around 7:30 , I wanna say . The player instead of saying " gl hf " said something like " lhfoun " which I responded to with Dude that's so far from common knowledge it's not even funny Holy shit . I want to be a woman now to experience that kind of orgasm . Unfortunately , it's only available in Chrome ... unless one of you guys might be better at searching Google than I am ? ? ? its kind of long , so be PATIENT Ha . Your cake almost looks like a pope hat over that It's pretty weird , since you can just go to any university library , poke a student there to get you logged onto a computer and then download all you need for free People wear perfume to exercise ? I sent a picture of my balls to this guy . Granted he was being an asshole to a friend of mine by asking for nude pics , so I guess I was actually being a Good Guy Greg ? Wow yeah that is a great album . Her pussy looks so perfect ... An that ass ... Don't get me started ! Sounds scarily like faith , to me But ... they're both female ? Wait he's gay ? Yes What the FUCK . Which guys ? Which guys ? I am How do you even fill 48,000 bytes with a sorting algorithm ? Are you hardcoding a sorting network ? Lmfao do you really consider this story crazy ? ? Why the hate ? I loved the thing you linked to regardless ! So pretty I just moved out of there 2 months ago definitely .. We've all had our epic comebacks . I had the team pull / suicide a few champs away from the nexus to give a couple precious seconds and i melee'd it down ...... with maokai Seconding the lamp - but wait until you move in . Some dorm desk furniture come with built in lamps . But one dorm I moved into had NO room lights whatsoever so the lamp was super necessary as the only source of light . Dunno if that is normal or not It's back up ! A little more than a 90 minute wait to get back in . everyone one the chat kept calling him an attourney ...... Can you ctrl + f any * mod _ * thing ? There should be some module . Both are super cute You were serious The " facts " about * what will happen in the future * ! ? There is no way in hell that is not a troll . So thats a Cheetah huh ... I mostly lurk on the dev tracker until something interesting pops up . That and try to post on good ideas to dilute the negativity so many posters have to well ... any ideas I knew there was something behind the 600 dollar price different One of them has it shaped like a down vote . Not even chocolate ice cream ? Today marks my 30th day of non fappage ( started June 20 ) . Also wasn't as difficult as it could have been . Had two wet dreams in the span of the month , one of which was a day or two after having sex ( twice ) His ex-girlfriend was raped and he had to " be there for her " Lol , you're welcome . When I first saw her , I had to google their relation . Nothing . People use the default chat channels ? You did this with worldedit ? WoW . What's wrong with that ? That looks like it could rival a 5 star spa ... such still , cool blue water , soft reflecting light , private walls , seemingly absent of creepy sea life MAYBE HE HAD HIS OWN PC ? I recently got an ASUS Sabertooth 990FX board with a UEFI . It's very nice , although it detects my tablet as a mouse and uses that instead of the actual mouse they do ? ... Eat it ... You make me look like a lightweight I did this 5 mins ago Oh dear word . Really ? ` mount - o rw , remount / system ` is too much effort ? He also has 200 cars , which he keeps in a pyramid made of glass . Fist post ? Those teeth scare the shit outta me Hmm , I may be on board with this . I shall be watching . Wow , we have the exact same taste in games Why does the fat kid in the first column look like hitler ? Yeah ... I guess I will have to catch up on the Harry Potter movies after all Holy hell , no " Honey , could you move the coffee table so I can vacuum ? " How is that a spoiler .... ? It's just his name , and Wyman Manderly is mentioned in the first two books . That was my graduation too ! still watching Gus was on Sesame Street ? that vod is sooo old How about some terminals to turn the Wow , that sounds medieval , what did you replace it with , a Deskjet 500 ? I would if the UPS guy was ever at the door by the time I answered it Fuck every thing about that . WTF is the point of a cross dressing day ? Haha ! It is ! That's Daisy . And it's really funny when they peek over at me when I'm sitting at my desk . Sometimes I have to put things to block them from watching me . It seems like you were just following their suggestion to me 360 under the leg over some dude . my face -> O_O ^ O_O ^ O_O ^ O_O ^ O_O ^ O_O ^ I zoomed in to see what was so NSFW about the cat and got an iPod screen full of penis . thanks ! ... d'you say something ? The mark up for these is crazy ! I hear some retailers are trying to get 275 . Box price is only 98 there are popular SN's here ? You mean he grows up to be a loved and respected author , blogger and family man who hangs out on reddit ? You just blew my mind How the hell is America not known for having bars ? Bars aren't even * called * ' bars ' in Europe maybe its not just any regular drive , maybe a regular drive does not work in space ? who knows , you got me intrigued now You're the owner ? I have this right next to my desk Clicking repeatedly to kill stuff in DA2 ? Woooooo , you can save 8p . Definately should have bought it before that sale ends . who did you play ? i don't remember anyone with nipple tape jesus camp ? It looks like they switched the pictures for the primary weapon and secondary weapon ... Why did you have to be naked for it ? Yes yes , but why did he have to be naked for it ? The fuck ? oh no . This is too familiar for comfort , right down to the girl calling her boyfriend " my love " and him using the phrase " not bad . " * That's * how you would push the buttons ? why'd this get downvoted why would you want chicago thin crust when there is chicago deep dish i didnt notice that oh god she's a sociopath I have no idea what you are talking about Looking at the thumbnail I thought the chalk art was going to be the waterfall going down the cliff ; as in the waterfall wasn't real but the cliff was . and why do I want to watch more ? webbed tits why is this downvoted ? DO NOT WANT Jesus Christ , are they real ? Hahahahaa , aww , now i feel bad . I kinda just jerked away , apologized , and walked off . At least he has a story of some weird freakazoid girl Says fapadeus I have never pirated before Great , Im never opening my curtains again Wow , somebody went " DOWNVOTE ALL THE THINGS " on this post ~ ~ either my hands are really small or your are fucking enormous dear god no ... Thought he was on vacation . How does this even happen ? No matter how high I get I can always tell , either by physical symptoms or my senses are messed up . Am I just not smoking enough ? As someone who is 6 ' with an athletic-thin build , I'm 175 . It looks like an illusion Interesting . I grew up in Louisville and moved to Tucson for a few years and then moved back . I visited Phoenix a few times while I was in Tucson . I wouldn't want to live in Phoenix . Nothing but strip malls . This is definitely the first post in the thread to get a mixture of So is anyone moderating r / terraria ? Or is it like a rogue subreddit ? That's strange .. on greemangaming.com it says it can be played on Windows XP but on Steam it says it can't News to me as well Looks like a freakier version of Space Hunter's Overdog . People still torrent ? So if he slams one end of his staff into the ground and sits on it or something , if he ults , would it end up in his ass or would he just be very high up Because ... Macs Maximum speed limit in jersey is 40Mph ? And the guy was looking at getting a 1098 ? linux can download anything mac or pc can . the operating system has nothing to do with it Hey I have the motherboard and ... printer Save this for later .. Yeah I'm lucky but I bust my butt My mouth just felt watery . How wrong is that ? 8th grader vs . grown man ...... There were no public schools during the founding father's lifetimes I love the chameleon mob concept ... but on creepers ! ! ! Protoss OP during beta ? What about the 1food 2 armor roaches ? ... Did someone really feel the need to go and downvote every comment you made to this thread ? what if i don't wanna come down but would like to stop being paranoid ? this needs to be put in r / lv426 en realidad no uso mucho los SMS , antes probablemente sí y quiz á por inercia sigo instalandolo . Ahora sólo uso twitter . $ 52k for the top 3 , $ 20 entry fee , looks like a really big event , long time period , finals in Vegas next June ... something to follow for sure Somehow it never occurred to me to nest those It's listed right under the video I opened it on Linux and was able to read it cold bongs are so much harsher than hot bongs imo . for some reason , my throat hurts more after cold bong rips than hot bong rips Bee stings . Never had one , never want one . What if I'm allergic ? I might be reading into this but i only just realized .. Clover = C ^ offee Lover Of course there's a r / bridgeporn ... how could I forget ? I don't understand ... why is this getting downvoted ? I finished my last qualifying match for 2v2 random , and was greeted by this Holy crap . As fat as kids are getting in the US it won't be long until we have 5 year-olds menstruating . :( Imagine Toddlers and Tiaras with a bunch of PMSing grade school girls . That is brilliant I would bring Nintendo , Microsoft and Sony together ... UNBEATABLE this isnt funny ... this isnt funny .... this isnt funny ... BASTIAN ! Wait , raised drawbridges block water flow ? Here , have 71 upvotes for your one-word answer . guys , check out the very first episode of the series . When Aang is explaining to the young kids of the southern water tribe what airbending is , it seems like a polar bear dog is lounging right next to the children Or about the time you learned about the pink sock i stopped reading at " waisted " Howww are you getting that much support from that thing So saying stomach breast is considered sexual harassment in Japan ? I died a little inside knowing that a lineup like that would never reach my part of the world all together . Seriously , so many hip hop legends in a row Get your knob squished by 8 pounds of screaming mass . If you want I can email you the . PSD file ? They only feed once a month ? What the shit am I looking at ? I feel like I'm on E . T . the Ride at Universal I hope that wasn't her mother on the phone . Really ? You think so ? How did so many people suddenly turn gay ? I get that same look . That's just not fair . on the basis of some anonymous redditors making accusations ... ? #######QXC is 2-0 and IM sends out a no-name Terran ? I thought someone said it's a beautiful campus . I don't want it to be a secret should have taken the picture a minute or two later when it was even more Never heard of Broken Sword ? I always thought Xeno meant alien Anyone notice ... he is wearing WHITE boxers ? ! People on the internet * lie * ? ! California ? This seems unlikely . dont blame us for alabama . wtf is the title ? i can't read that shisse Did you eventually find him ? That is so backwards ! And it also explains why , even though I got the same sandwich * every day * one winter when working across from a Subway , I had to go through that rigamarole every time . I've always assumed you were a female Ok ... then verify your claim that 86.3 % of academics make this argument Minus the green grass , that's what I'd imagine Venus would look like after we tried to terraform it . Woah , you , like , totally blew my mind , bro ... 49 minutes later , he has 96 points . I woulda guessed china ... They have some crazy buildings with hundreds of people in ' em I grew up in California . I went on a trip to visit my grandparents in Montana and was shocked by the absence of anyone with more than a few freckles ' worth of pigment . One woman actually looked at me with pity and said , " It's a shame you have to go to school with all them colored folk . " Is anyone else taken aback by how much of that thing signing memorabilia is pure muscle ? what the fuck is going on 154 upvotes , 1 downvote I can only hope to have that kind of progress . Yup , it's being worked on right now .. should almost be done . He had to replace my axle , too Appa has five stomachs ... At the space center ? Not the first time I've heard that What was the second and first ? If the engie has backup , what's the soldier doing trying to solo an entrenched engie anyways ? don't blame Alabama for ghettos . Well they're all upvoted regardless My mind feels violated wish .. what ? you're the one who said it I don't see the problem with new stuff at first i was like ... O_o but then i was all Is anybody on the team even out ? No problem ! She looks a lot like one of our kitties - easy to say because they're both all black - with the funny little chin and big does lemonade go well with cigars ? I had a teacher I'm grade two , Madam Desjardins ... I would shit myself if that happened to me . Why does an electronics company have rights to a superhero ? 4inchesoffury ! ? best name I have read all day ! upvote ! and how often do you go up to chicks and say , " Hey , I'll give you 8 inches ... it will be 4 twice , but that's still 8 . " Never ? Oh ... yea ... me ... either ... Wow , this is a much more common thing than I realized Session 9 ... ? Is that the one about the clean up crew ? Where is this Holy shit , really ? I had to take an ambulance ride a few years back after a horse made me smash my face into a tree and fall off , and that was only $ 350 , which was thankfully covered by my parent's medical coverage from their respective jobs . That was also about a 15 minute ride from a ranch out of town to the city . Though I live in Canada so I guess ambulances are cheaper here ... Where do you get $ 2 shipping ? I overheard one woman complaining about having to learn Spanish in high school ; " Why should I learn how to speak it ? So I can talk to the janitor ? " I moved away from where I lived in Connecticut out to Colorado , just a few miles outside of Boulder . A few months later I open the paper , and find out an old friend was the famed Colorado University rapist of 1996 I was talking sound quality Holy crap , your dog is going to vet school ? thanks , you almost forgot the hipsters didn't you ? there could have been trouble if you forgot the hipster .. oh hai sorry i accidently posted the wrong link its silent hill homecoming :/ try 1 , 2 , or 3 homecoming kinda sucked ... if you wanted to try it Isn't a hodgepodge of Scottish , Irish , and assorted regional English accents exactly what a " British " accent would be ? What ... the ... fuck . I'm paranoid of cleaning or oiling the blade , so terrified I'll mess up and ruin it Is this how nightrider came into being ? ? No central A / C ? What is this ? A third world country ? If your parents are the kind to try to drug you and then dump you at a mental institution by lying to the doctor , I think I know why you had mental anxiety . Why is everyone making these whooshing noises ? This is kind of blowing my mind . Chex Quest was the first " modern " computer game I ever played . River Song . Well that list got awkward quick . " Hey Shelley's on the flyers now , and Boogard is ... lmfao I didnt even finish .... cheers to beers ! ... FYI the last panel was the guy deciding to drive away and never come back ? ? .. dont ask Everyone's telling me what I shouldn't " try to say " White lighter That's a fountain ? Any one else seeing Forever Alone guy in the text ? " Karma is amazing " What is Wirefly and why are the phones so much cheaper there than from the carrier ? wow , such a huge difference that make up does I was waiting for the bus and it was pouring . I didn't have an umbrella and was getting absolutely soaked . This guy with a massive umbrella who was also waiting , walked up to me and said " Hey listen , if you want you can share my umbrella it's easily big enough for both of us . " Then before I could answer he says " Listen it's not like I'm gay or anything , actually just forget it , sorry . " I live really close to Paul's Valley and had no idea this was there Girls don't normally enjoy biting ? tastosis does the exact some sort of thing So explain why you think it's so " strange " that a known criminal with a long ( for his age ) , violent rap sheet * could have * had * :: gasp :: * * * TWO * * guns instead of one . Can I come with you I see ................ The ... flute ... I'm horrified and at the same time curious ... for ... science ? So , did you watch her strip on cam ? I gotta be honest . . . I didn't even know people were supposed to be able to see their mons while they were shaving When do the girl ... oh ... nvm . I happened to do something very similar when I showed a bunch of kids my penis . Similar effect ... but I think mine was a bit more traumatizing . really ? Some of these are hard I lost over half of mine once . Granted , it happened in a hospital . Five minutes later , I was in the ER being prepped for surgery . I guess I got lucky . Just a way to have fun did you take a screenshot of your clay just in case you died so you could post about it on reddit ? but lincoln's face is only on one side From now on , any time I see a woman with this hairstyle I will secretly be thinking " ... She has a loofa in there . " Nice to see some of my favorite webcomics represente-IS THAT NAKED KIMIKO ROSS ! ! ? ! ? ! what ? Arab , specifically ? My sister was just pointing out to me the other day that Harry parents were only 21 years old when they died Why does Ginny look older than Hermione ? So do you start drinking every time you open reddit ... ? Just lost 2 hours of my time At least the paranoia is ... you know ... smile at everyone or get killed to death by a man with mole hairs blowing gently in the wind HEAD far too big for body ... How do I save this post . Turns out it was actually ' ' death threat ' ' ... a few days later a laugh was had by all ... I see it . Daaaaamn . I just wanted to leave the convo with something positive but i guess you are touchy . You need to smoke a little more kid . And I have no idea how I'm supposed to get a boner with my vagine , but aaaaalright ? I remember one version where the ogress the prince is married to actually cooks up Sleeping Beauty's twins and feeds them to the prince . Dear god Since when does pornhub have CP ? you haven't read dostoevski then ... uh .. yuck . A vector image actually gets more precise ( perfected ! ) the BIGGER it gets ! I thought I was the only one . I can't tell what the scale of that piece is , but that cone / bowl looks massive ! I get my tetanus shot on the back of my upper arm Did I see some Capoeira moves in there ? American humor ... I just ... what ? ! " democratic republic " is a vague term , however , as is " the people " , far too vague to use them as part of a premise establishing a principle as its conclusion , imo . There are a couple of ethical premises relating to the use of force and majority opinion that you skipped over , too , however , but going over those would turn this into an insanely long discussion How come ? I'm ashamed to say for the first 2 panels my brain thought yous had no arms and matchstick erections A pig eating a pig , eating a pig , eating a pig The first Radiohead song I ever heard , besides Creep , was a live version of National Anthem , the SNL version if I recall correctly . That iconic baseline kicked in and I just couldn't believe the music that was hitting my ears . By the end of the song , my mind was blown and I was doing one of these Christine ? Wow , yet all the videos show amazing graphics You see a hug , I see a grab and a bite damn thats a pretty bad mistake Wouldn't that involve ... drowning ? Damn , just damn . Well it's easy to get there , I've heard .. but I was very stupid . I brought my own from Jerusalem Guy sure reads fast . I want one some people only have one and others don't have any Wow - That's like an option side of extra chips at McDonalds ! When I've seen the video a few months ago , I was like " How old was he ? Your friends tried to kill you . these eyes ... What happens at 0:40 ? ! ? ! wow ... I'm really really high right now and I think that clown may give me nightmares . on a quantum level , it actually has . in the 4th dimension , if you look at me , you actually see me from the second i was concieved until i turned to dust and everyhing in between at the same time in the same place . think about that : o I don't ladder . I clicked on the fb link expecting to see some old lady in a bad costume ... but she was actually pretty cute as opposed to all these modern , greatly written shows ? no , seriously , what are YOU watching ? My friend just installed Reason 5 a couple nights ago , and he's running Lion . christian -> catholic -> irish catholic I was watching the gingervitis episode of South Park when I stumbled upon this here . Oh gawd . Now that I think about it , she was acting rather ... Suspicious ... I haven't finished the game , but I loved the game even if it was overhyped . There was the problem with the spawn points , but is that really why people hate it ? I came This photo is so 3D .. Such incredible tournament ! I enjoyed it immensely ! Good music , excellent casters , and really epic games with a breathtaking finale ! mm , yeah , I dont really care about a thank you ; I just dont understand when people give me strange looks when I do something nice or give them thanks , i . e . at work I always make sure to hold the lift if I see some one close by and the response I get is " Oh , ( um .... isn't mesh see through ? I was all Geddes and Observatory FreeDOS is superior to a BSD derived UNIX with an innovative GUI and native support for MS Office and Exchange ? holy shit ... ... that ... is not even close to context . oh i understand :( well some other snakes eat eggs , crickets and worms ... i dont know which ones tho Looks like LeVar Burton was the one taking the picture . 125 dollars those rolls are too big bro This post really creeped me out because of how similar it is to my current line of thought / level of cynicism , and the age WASHTENAW and Geddes . O_ There is weed EVERYWHERE . I think I might even have some behind my ear . lol found out the previous owner of my house died in my room soooo i can relate just wanted to say that the run was really impressive . For a decent bit of the beginning , I thought that it was a TAS yeah ... I'm sure they would have eventually gotten around to it for the sake of the character , but then geordi laforge never got that luxury . I suspect , had tasha yar stayed we would have been subjected to more ... ugh ... * intimacy stories * revolving around a certain " fully functional " android . I have seen a similar reversed gif , but it was a cow that was being made when i started using reddit in 2008 - i used to check every page i commented on everyday - took me months to realize the orangereds were replies How ... how is that noisy ? all seeing eye on skateboard reggie was part of the illuminati I ... uhh .... damn it ... you got me Ssssherlock_Faget ... you ssssssuper ssssssssslueth . Tractor tyres ... HI , i'm chinese and has just graduated from my university which located in Beijing . It's an exciting thing to have a foreign teacher here . However , most of us have problem in listening & speaking english . That's why we keep silent in classroom . One minute you're a 9th grader with a level 99 sorceress on Battle.net , the next you're a " responsible " adult with a house and stuff .... twenty million people Because they all look alike . 2 days or 9 hrs later Is that bitch at 1:15 summer glau ? I am literally drinking the same exact thing ... She's popping out of that top Very cool , but where do your legs go ? Are you kidding me ? Wow ... I'm quite miserable from normal bites , but that sounds horrible . I definitely wouldn't expect my advice to work in a case like that It's a live webcam ! Silly ant , it's too late to make SkyNet ... you'll have to make something worse . I ... would actually buy that What the … ? I just ... what did I ... um ... but then ... HE'S GOING INSANE .... Wow . This is sick ! Thats what I get on single player I don't really lie to kids ... I mean , short of telling them something is gone when it's not . But I'd feel so bad if I lied to my son , he found out , and then his trust is perpetually damaged , however slightly . I want to know this answer , actually we're your friends , we're not like the others uhh no . Ask anyone that actually knows him djwheat has been casting bw for years and sc2 since the beginning How many boss's does she have ? you should xpost this in r / creepy Why is there blood on your face I dunno . I had an electric toothbrush with a cover for the head . When I leave it in the restroom , some kind of yellow crap deposits started to develop inside the cover . When I took it out of the restroom , it doesn't happened anymore . what's fan service ? I didn't realize he said mouse How long have you been saving these articles for ? Why'd you click it then ! ? yeah . The thing is . If its NOT setup time it takes longer to get to uber if you only heal the heavy . So often i've gotten " im building to uber " response as the excuse they use . oh my god you are beautiful . yes they beam quality tv shows to the sun Wow , we're just now finally starting to see Crysis maxed out with ~ 60 FPS . One thing I don't understand about the article - * " McGehee Secondary School is predominantly white , and 46 percent African-American " * - so 54 % of students are white ? Or did they count all the asian and hispanic students as white ? In which case the school wouldn't be predominantly white . Or are there no students of any other races there other than white and black ? Wow ... your caloric intake for breakfast is mine for the whole day I was surprised by how much this looks like my custom Shepard Why are you commenting on a 4 month old post ? It's included in New Testament Bibles ... ? Just what is going on with Heavy's face ? cerealbox eyes are watching you reddit . Does this solution continue to work past 3 molecules ? Rob doesn't really look that overweight . His arms actually look even bigger . My Reaction : " HAHAHAHA ... oh ... Son of a bitch ... Hey ! What are you trying to say ? ! ? Hey ! What are you trying to say ? ! I think I'm gonna have nightmares about that angry harpdarp face jesus that sounds horrible he is terrible . He actually cheats and still loses Is this a repost ? Acid hunter Suddenly , I feel completely talentless . DAYUMMMMM THAT'S A LOT OF TITTY Inner thighs are just fine ? Didn't know until they nerfed it that GP's active gave him a free BF sword It is definitely beautiful . Simultaneously , I am unnerved by the fact that I HAVE TWO OF THESE MONSTERS IN MY FACE . I think that was kind of the point ... I cannot explain without spoiling plot here . The movie on the other hand was completely awful . It plays it in such a way that they fast forward through the points from the series they wanted to keep the same and then just animated different action scenes and character personalities to make a movie from a different angle when you reply on reddit you should click the reply button no valve no valve Any advice for wives with nagging husbands ? How did you find that ? Watch Day [ 9 ] Daily 100 , hear story of young kid in Vegas ... wonder if this is the same situation I agree , but it's something new . And it makes more sense then = O cause you might actually go you could have probably posted one of these a day and reached infinite karma What about infinity divided by zero ? ! ... as if you watch numerous interpretations of what hell must be like ? wow .. thats a seriously weird and hard to read design I did not expect to click any link on this thread's comments and see a place so close to where I live . A small forge . It claims to get hot enough to do castings and even forge welding . I'd get the Larger one if I thought i'd need the excessive heat How the heck do you manage that in 7 minutes ? ... like a virus ... Oh my God , that specific episode gave me nightmares for like a week straight ! That blood guy was so scary ! lowball + sweets = quick sale Yet ono is fine ? Is this the original then ? You have the same glasses I do . Dear God , why did I have to google that ? I'm commenting so when I review my posts , maybe in a couple months from now , I will find this and be amazed again . Holy crap . He looks so thin . it could be a fantastic shot if you would have some kind of a thin line below these two rusty screws ( joint ? ! ) so it would be seen as a face . i mean , like this > > > Wow . It's so pretty , can't stop looking . It was worth a try , non-USA third gen ninja 250 ' s have a prime and no off . go figure that one out i dont get it do you have to pay to join this anyone else think of Aliens when watching this It looks like he's seen some action . His boots are blood stained Daniel Byran : BURY ALL THE THINGS I'm not saying there isn't tribalism in there , but I don't see it in the bits you quote So ... that's it , then . True photorealistic gaming So in the USA , when u get a DUI , instead of loosing your license they give you a special plate ? Wat ? We've had those guys around since we first evolved the idea of gods or the supernatural . What on earth makes you think Jesus was * first ? * Does anyone else look at this and think about how hard it is to bend paperclips into symmetrical shapes Does he really need to curse that much in his videos ? Promoting ... " The Smurfs " . What happened with LGBTGonewild ? Can't get to it until next week ? Check out the baby , when you see it you will freak ! ( SLENDER MAN Wow . Luckily I've had no problems with getting an IUD . Then again , I was 26 when I asked for it . Perhaps they thought I was old enough to decide that I didn't want kids at that point in time Like you can ? I have coulrophobia and a fear of fast food mascots ... why the hell did I click on that link how did his right arm get on the left side of his body ? ? How the hell do you remember your username ? i .... don't think so Have you read / r / LeagueofLegends for the most part ? Sounds like the direction we're heading in Fruit by the what ? Why would you put it on your foot ? That rug is as big as my house saving a cat from getting hit by a car The number 23 What kind of non-meat do cats even eat read title Engineer's forearm is as this as her neck i want a maple syrup donut now " What's NASA ? I used to play the tuba and student grade was like $ 6,000 and up I would never do it , but that doesn't stop me from encouraging other people from making stupid mistakes I wouldn't do ... Diamond pickaxe more like it if they are made of obsidian , it would take 15 seconds to kill them you know what , this makes sense ! with smart phones such a mainstream thing now , will videos go vertical too ? ! does that make Daniel a social media hipster ? With that troubleshooting , I'd have to agree that it definitely looks like both the mobo and CPU are dead . Something probably went bad on one of them and killed the other . I guess I've known enough Jamaican people in my life because I could easily understand all of that without the subs Good God . The quality of the Pixar animation and the human being on the background made me think the second picture was in real life Jeez , how old is your son ? I personally can't stand it when people don't actually spell out words when they text . I mean ... what's the point of a 160 character limit when almost every carrier has an unlimited texting plan available ? I always thought the only reason people txtd lyk dis wuz 2 keep da msg shrt as pssbl . Its magic . I don't know my gaydars always been awesome I had the exact same reaction to every point before I even read your post I'll duel you for her ... did you just offer her a job as a prostitute ? Foxy Shazam has been featured on like 5 different commercials ... They're more mainstream than every band on this thread combined How the hell does someone downvote that My my ... now that's just dandy ... and he's still streaming ... Holy freak y'all , you guys pay a lot . Its magic no , but you know what else isn't socially acceptable ? Missing lessons and then never talking to the person who was giving them to you again Each account gets one change , did you use yours ? Cause i still got mine That question is illegal ? I'm asked that question on a large amount of job applications I fill out . what-the-hell . This is one of the best shots i think i've ever seen I can't help but think you are Garth Trinidad pretending to be a regular Redditor . You're in my division too then ! Our division is pretty happening , I have 2 real life friends in it too Last one looks a bit like Pedobear ! Nothing .... Once , I almost pulled out the car keys before having parked , just to " parallelize " It's the router . the laser arcs It's only . 02 because it's ALWAYS-ACTIVE with 40 % cd . ALWAYS . You don't know abuse until you see a Kayle who's got that active every second you see her . you read the whole chain four times ? Oh , so it has been done ... It's not fair that she can sue for unfair dismissal when she didn't advise about her conditions before hand What if most of us were at 0 but a small percentage had a ridiculously high number . Funny .. that's how I get into bed . Good one mate ! That must have taken time . dude .... Meerkats and flamingos are all I can ask for . but we need to keep buying the gaming items so they'll keep supporting esports How'd she pull the sheets over her head if she was in sleep paralysis ? UNLESS SHE WASN'T ! AND THE CREATURE WAS ACTUALLY THERE CLIMBING THE BED why not ? ! dear Bob .... It is beautiful I * think * they would too , but I don't know how they'd respond to this . I don't know their opinions on atheism or how much they know about it . I'm trying to prepare for ... well , everything . The recent news on the redditor whose mom and aunt tried to kidnap her daughter because she revealed her nonbelief have really revealed what lengths people will go to to see their god worshipped . Wow , there's a sub-reddit for Star Trek ? I <3 you It's easier to plug in drunk than sober Wahh these are amazing Their stuff was seriously amazing not sure if clever , or autistic ... If it's on our cable box's , we just fast forward through the commercials . That pick is HALF his height I fucking shivered when he appeared at the top of the stairs Why Animals ? well ... his shirt does say " Dead girls can't say " and im assuming the last line is " no " . that means : the artist portrayed him as straight and a creep funny how im eating some ferrero rocher right now . i swear its the best candy ever invented Really ? I thought they were just sugar pills . Shit you're right . I always loved D City Rock , and somehow they made it better ... so why are you giving yourself an IV ? Or that spoiler could be full of stars Actually surprisingly enough , I go with the short a on Nasus . Who the fuck would pass up on that ? Boston - - so I've heard Oh man that would be terrifying . Especially if you see your number . Like it's at 50 min left to live so you start heading towards a hospital . You get on a train and there is a delay . While sitting on the train you notice that everyone has the same number as you . good god , women hide a lot under that make up Wow now I can't decide on what to do for my consular ... Miraluka or Cyborg who uses tiffs these days my wife You crazy kids ... Wait ... you willingly went on a gay cruise ? Listening to it and so far , its really good Omg , I tried it , it worked . I wish I could upvote this multiple times ; jesus you took the words right out of my brain matter Roach only ZvZ and he's _seen_ his opponent go infestors ? Why doesn't Caillou have hair ? ? ! Mother of god those hips ! it was 6.8 degrees this morning So , in a way , god and Adam were the first same-sex couple that produced viable offspring . Or so you thought I used to believe ... Did " Reboot into recovery " , reboot with the ANDROID _ in the upper left corner and then continues ( again ! ) to the blue guy inside the blue circle up to the old CM7 stable .. which works as usual ... why ? Taxes don't buy safe and pot-hole free streets ( check tax-code ) but I won't get into a political discussion about it with you . You'd probably whoop my ass and count that as a win . But something caught my attention . You said you owe taxes . Sounds like a rookie slip-up ! I'm not surprised it migrated with all those jewellery changes , especially as early as 2 months It's like pron for the eyes . Same thing I thought Just wait till the Blingmines Dat Soraka has like <3 items and <3 farm ... What ? you bone him ? If he was clever , he wouldn't be a preacher Hahaha yes , this room was ridiculous . The sense of accomplishment when you complete it is only rivaled by completing some of the levels in Super Meat Boy ( oh my god that warp zone to unlock " The Kid " was just brutal Hah .. sounds sort of scary .. I'll need to get a head lamp then I thought ' organless ' was a typo . Then I looked ( I can see why you would need a whole week for that ................ I agree . * * * 20 ? * * * so much awesome . I'd be just as happy with 10 but hot damn , 20 new games on my handhold console ? I can see why that wouldn't corner so well Haha , a little like the book Morrow is a trooper . I fell asleep to his stream last night around 3-4 am . I woke up just now around 9:30 am and his stream is still going ! He's still playing ! How can you be sure that really matters ? I couldn't agree with that last paragraph more . Maybe I should've had you write this post instead It doesn't even look real . Thanks for your help , personally I can't stand the standard Gingerbread buttons however from the feedback in this thread it seems like I am in the minority THAT SINGED ! ! FUCKING ROCKS ASS ! ! I wonder how it would've looked with the Riot or Surfer Skin can't tell if it's spelled perjury or the way you spelled it . I see it . Donate what is reasonable for your income level . $ 10 ? ... it's enough to make a statement . Come on , this is all of our country ... OMG I just realized the Stikkit guy was my high school crush ... ( They are rather sizeable A serial killer on the front of the Daily Mail in the UK was shown giving a Duck-face ... A serial killer on the front of the Daily Mail in the UK was shown giving a Duck-face ... A serial killer on the front of the Daily Mail in the UK was shown giving a Duck-face ... A serial killer on the front of the Daily Mail in the UK was shown giving a Duck-face ... the hell was going on Haha . This honestly how I feel about it . I dislike alcohol and other substances so is what I'm doing all that bad in perspective ? Or is by thinking that it's okay to take these opiates just me trying to justify my addiction 304 views , 894 likes ? What DBZ character is he supposed to be ? Flying bear claw heavy ? WTF you look like Craigery Morgan Jack the Reaper 3 for a dollar where I'm from and that the imitation ramen . Better find a better store Crap , and I actually agree with a lot of those proposals I'd hit that Great job . Though , they must be using an ancient computer system because I haven't seen that program in a center before I had a 13 game win streak , stayed in gold after the placement , lost 4 in a row , the opponent of my 5th game disconnected , and I was put in plat . Hmm ... That sounds pretty sincere . Well .... Thanks . I think I would say that it means that most gods don't exist because in most religions god would smite people for starting there own religion . However , it doesn't disprove a deistic god and therefore , in theists eyes , means we're still wrong Yeah Ive bought items in the game ... sooo many keys Oh wow , I didn't know he was so ashamed of Pretty Odd . I do like Nine in the Afternoon , Mad as Rabbits , and That Green Gentleman , but I can only handle it every so often ... And I mostly only like Nine in the Afternoon because of Rock Band 2 Nice photoshop It took me a year and a half . I want your name . Wow , I just now caught the typo Dal as in Indian dal ? I've always enjoyed dal in my favorite Indian restaurants , but I've never thought to attempt making them . Celebrities can still die ! ? also not a good reason but I digress it's actually been in the making for quite a while , with jeff bridges signed on I have the same bedspread Oh wow ... WTF . I was wondering what the hell you were talking about , then he ripped off his flesh . You had a dog called " Cat " ? For a while I thought the cats outside were killing each other . And then someone told me they were having sex . That's a distressingly hairy ass crack . wait , this isn't the standard way One of the senior RNs in the ICU said she had to stop herself from assessing people on the subway & believing that certain ones were going to die soon I just can't see myself dropping the internet entirely As much as computers do for us ... They are nearly no where as powerful as the human mind in creating logic , emotion , thought and feelings ... A computer can't do that ..... yet She has 17,780 videos , plus a second channel with 2,744 videos I see feet in the back ..... What the shit , I smoke erry single day all day and I just get it free from friends .. oh god .. look at what got picked as the thumbnail pic What , to Ellesmere Island ? You can do stupid shit like pistol spy and still top the scoreboards against really bad teams I don't know ... I just broke it open and there it was ... Valve buffed the heavy so hard you have to * choose to play badly * to get the assists achievement . Who mids with Mundo OR IS IT ? ! 128GB for me ! I didn't know Asimov said this This is me and my partner every single night . How can books be more expensive when they're free ? Gas pains ? I started downloading Harry Potter 1-7 in hi-def this morning , It started at 2kbps .... 40weeks 3days 15hours 4min 3sec Gravity is limited by the speed of light ? Did you italicize just the exclamation point ? I live in Texas and have yet to see an open racist Maybe you can help her have some type of permanently scaring accident ? And i'm saying that in 4 years thats never happened . The system wont do that automatically . If you're tethering it will however remove your unlimited data plan . But thats something all together different . We all do it here a dozen times a day . So no , no it wont . But think what you want . You being someone who doesnt even have at & t would obviously know better than someone who works for the company . Silly me Blocked at work for " adult materials " He's staring into your soul only time in my life I'll ever upvote the post of a guy that says is the only time hes upvoting a comment saying " fuck off faggot " I didn't know there were any . what is she doing Oh my ! ... What a freakishly large child ! How much do highschool textbooks cost ? I immediately had Sandstorm in my head while I watched that . Serious question : what makes him hipster ? Uhh ... uhh ... dear lord ... I have a half-sleeve in progress of mermaids , and an art nouveau backpiece . Was at a pool the other day and a guy in probably his mid - 40s came and sat beside me as I was sitting on the steps of the pool . " Nice tattoos , what do they mean ? " He got I know what you mean , but the things that made me it's beautiful Ah , so you're talking BIG boobs . ( Please , no one take offense to that ! I don't mean to come off as offensive ! ) I never knew they didn't go bigger than DD . Wait ... how did you thaw the * turkey , * then ? That is disconcerting That is disconcerting Mine says that too Why not just leave the image open in another tab ? Wait hold on , how the hell did you get a 545 deadlift in 6 months of training ? You need to like ... do something big with that kind of absurd progress I feel like i just saw my school's soccer team training session . We did everything in that video . Every ... little ... thing . Kind of interesting to watch , didnt learn much from it I have the weirdest boner right now ...... Wow , that is small Hey and welcome to the awesomeness of r / gaymers . I'm still waiting on my pokemon white to come in the mail average is around four , from those that i've seen . 6 + tends to be a Husky means " kinda fat " but not " fat fat . " Hope that helps kanjiman got DQ'ed in round 2 How do you tax health benefits ? was it really 6 and not 8 ? > THE DOG DID IT . Thank you ! It really troubles and confuses me that this was the top comment . I think i saw this in Clarksville This should have NSFL label . She mentioned John Wayne who was born in Waterloo . She meant winterset . Unfortunatlely the only John Wayne born in Waterloo was ... Well Gacy . So people connected that together and got an " oh no ... hopefully she has a purse , cause I don't want anyone to think about where she has stuffed the bills-n-coins Galleries like that make me wonder if the cops ever browse deviant art just to get an idea of who to put on a watch list Such shitty friends Oh ... ok . That * is * scary . Holy crap ! Love the Spanish version . Tried it English years later it just din't cut it . Personal opinion No . This is new to me On the fucking sidewalk ? The world " multifarious " comes to mind , but only if it actually has something to do with nefarious because cats , which I normally adore , are starting to creep me out about now with their multitudes of nefarious activities including slipping through openings like mammalian sludge . Andromeda only 90 silver hm , as much as i dont like the cops .. i think its better to get these cars off the road . in my country , you have to check your car every few years and without it you aren't allowed to drive . Also if you do some major changesyou have to check it , what i consider to be too harsh ... but holes in the car and so on ... ? I'm not sure if you're arguing against my point or not I called HP for a printer problem ( Note : NEVER buy a HP printer ) and I'm pretty sure the guy on the line did the same thing the women on the 2 sides are the same people . Yes , wouldn't want to distract the police officers . the " honor code " link there links to a ted talk rather than to , well , an honor code . Did it smell ? I totally get this . I game as well but I'm not nearly as competitive as my boyfriend when it comes to gaming . He will get angry when he loses and throw these little temper tantrums and then go into silence . How the hell do you drive pizzas for 7 straight years ? You could have gotten an associates , bachelors , and masters in that same amount of time Oh god , all those " narwhal bacon " ey people accosting me on the street I need part 2 Makes me wonder how many people have had sex with houses Yep , pot for sure . I was just glad the blow didn't show up Figured out how it works ? For all it's worth .... I completely regret refreshing the page ... you can make this a bubbler I got to it straight after I took this , had to set up a whole scaffolding system , the bottom was 1 block away from the lava lake . It feel strangly good collecting it Mowers can do reverse ? That doesn't sound like the best idea ... I laughed my ass off picturing this . Were I in your position , I would do it without hesitation . ... although , what if it fits ? I'm shocked ... I mean , actually ... fucking ... stunned ... I don't believe a drop of the evidence , because it makes no sense , but an upvote for the try This takes the idea of realistic pokemon battles to a horrifying level . I think I may have seen the Funk / Jack match on one of those old ass Insane Clown Posse videos Captain N called , he said " Holy fuck , what a bunch of sell outs " In an In The Court of The Crimson King album , I found some campgian flyer or something for Richard Nixon It ... still looks like a photograph up close ... I felt violated just watching that There is only 2 songs .. maybe 3 ... Ive only got friends who play Halo and CoD . Any time I talk about computer games like LoL or SC2 I get the ' Wtf ? Your internet's a top wut ? I don't even ... why ? But how did they get there Yeah I am in Winston , and WoW traffic was throttled so bad about half a year ago that I had to quit raiding ... he took a long break from tf2 . but he is back now and has like 40 vintage items and a bunch of crazy stuff that im like OP is so high he's a burger awesome .... purely awesome ! Haha ! I don't think IdrA will .. but he might .. 1 .. 2 .. 3 .. Wait .. THERE'S TOO MANY ! Neat & sexy ! Thank god , was expecting another launchrock Why the fuck is it sideways ? Dude are you sure she's 2 ? I myself am one . But what's the point ? Anything news periodic from the band should - and will - be posted to r / music . Unless you want to obsess over Wayne Coyne's hairdo or something i watched this shit when i was high heavy's expression : That would be 4 control groups in BW . Why was this downvoted ? Yeah , I remember that too . White-Ra Haha that's awesome ! I'll go to great lengths to hide , too ... as in , crouching at the bottom of the stairs to make sure they can't see me through the little window beside the door . And crawling behind couches and stuff because I'm worried they'll look in the window and see someone and be like " THEY'RE HOME ! KEEP KNOCKING ! " Even if the blinds are closed I'll worry they'll be able to see my shadow . Nature is amazing ...... my wife wants to go ... dear lord , help me What a rack on Nidoqueen Do you think people can only have one account ? Can people not make more than one account ? Now I want this in the notification bar This thread is too meta for me . no can't see it ... no not yet .. nope ... still no .. don't even know what i'm supposed to be looking for ! .. nothing ... no ............... I was thinking of the fanfic too and was all WTF Sooo many names Did that black growth just blink at me ? I go to FIU . I CALL BS ! ! ! ! ! next they will be saying polar bears can't swim ... oh they did that already What's the idiots comment for ? Oh damn I just bought this for my girlfriend , think ima cancel the order now that I read the comments Ha . I think that translates to " goes in Ashley's pocket " ... Hmmm ... Would PETA have an issue with this pretty sure that's everyones response for every thread on r / trees Why does the idea of twitter trending remind me of pokemon ? And the SCV decided it could cliff side while building a bunker ahh , that sounds great .... but spending time at school during the summer's kind of depressing People hang dead starfish on their christmas tree ? They have free Dr Pepper ? My childhood was similar . We couldn't watch The Simpsons for the same reason you couldn't watch Rugrats . But the strangest part was that we were banned from Pokemon BUT Digimon was fine because they were digital monsters in the digital world , no magic there Just wait till you get to the top ! You can dig up ? you MADE a seal ? I reclaimed after falling to a siege and when I came back , everything not securely bolted down was strewn about randomly , but the goblins were all marked as ' friendly ' . rogue woman posing as guys . I think I'm in the wrong place The game for the most part is balanced yeah ? One of those highlight reels I saw one of the pro players talking shit and talking about how zerg should never lose to protoss . Might be a dumb question but I'm curious on your take - there is no superior race correct ? Every race is capable of beating another , its just really dependent on the player right ? Sure each race has a special ability , for instance I think the force fields that protoss can implement to trap then use storms is pretty OP LMFAO ! I swear , I've seen sooo many barry manilow's greatest hits album ... I also see it everyday in my collection Interesting , why is he against it ? ( Been meaning to read Freedom Against the Machine ) - - I was just saying that since I've heard that [ must follow NAP ] thrown around in here a few times I don't think anybody needed a flow chart to tell us that Koreans are good . Reset ! ? ! Who has their bandwidth reset these days That's never ever happened to me Woah look at all those bubbles , like rainbows and sunshine in a compact ball of goodness ! People hang a dead tree in their living room for christmas ? would it cheer you up that's he's going to be in the new wes anderson movie ? AH MY EYES ! ! ! agreed . imagine if he started submitting people off his back now It's a ... cat subwoofer . Your welcome and that costume is amazing ! No way , it's Ethan Hawke ! ( I got that one too . The Heavy laughing maniacally from a multikill is my text tone on my phone . It used to scare the bejeezus out of me when someone texts me at night .... which is the whole point of Conan anyway . I think it took me a whole minute to realize you weren't knocking it over . Um .... Is it just me .... Or she looks a bit like Day 9 ? thought process : noob trying to do cool effe .... construction paper Really ? I've bought chicken kara age from Japanese people We quit going to our favorite pet store in part because the owner gave my son a big lecture on how animals are here to serve humans and that's why he'll sell birds repeatedly to little kids who accidentally kill their pets . He figures the pets are helping those kids emotionally somehow and that's why God put animals in his shop . Imagine an animal-loving six year old standing there with the tbh , i still dont understand how tasteless could look so young compare to day 9 Yeah man , I'm fiending for more competitive esports . I'm just sad I missed mvc 3 to be honest . But yeah Yes ..... It takes a pot to call a kettle black . I can , I have done it numerous times before . Adding in Evo this weekend made it even more Haha , wow ... so people have been reposting this message for six months now ? of which he has plenty ... why did u add the 鸟 I read that as " A Quick Guide to Vestigial Orgasms . " . It IS quite addicting It would probably have been cheaper to string a bunch of floppy drives together . From Europe here , that is what a pizza looks like ? Do you have a website where i could buy one ? That also confused me ... The order is exactly how you'd say it . I'm from Bowie . where else There's no way that vacuum cleaner can be on . My cats would have turbo-jetted out of the room at the very sight of any vacuum O_O I'm confused as to WHY they keep putting their hands down each others pants ... How is that part of a strategy to win , I mean hell I'd be doing it JUST TO DO IT but I must be too high , I was thinking " wtf is this baby posting on reddit Hasn't really happened to me yet I seen SlayersDragon do this I actually have one of these as well ! I actually have one of these as well ! So basically this is why sailors LOVE to drink ... So Cool I want that axe . a lot of that is totally wrong . you dont need navy invulns , and with injector you dotn really need faction mwd , although they are cheap so go for it . you also dont need faction gyros . the tiny increaseis not worth paying 140 mil for generally . also if you plan to roll with autocannons you might as well go with crystals and active shield tank . also there is no such thing as " orbiting too fast for anythign to hit you " in a machariel Since " flanks " would be the ... backsides of the ponies , what exactly IS this ? I am speechless ! I am ... without speech ! How about this ? In my system , teachers are not allowed to friend students until the Sept . after the student graduates ( from HS ) . However , my school has a facebook page which we were just told about in our beginning of the year meeting this morning , right after they reminded us we are not allowed to friend students . Oh , god . Is this from EqD ? I swear I've seen this before . I'm on Yaz right now and I have not one ounce of sex drive ( good thing I'm single right now You don't have a brake in Boston ? ... It wasn't that good Jaywalking is considered taboo ? Today is the day for bad spellers on Reddit . As it says right on the chart ? To let the Endermen in ! If there's no internet in Chicago , how are you posting this comment . Oh my god this has far too many upboats . I loved the new one ! Cept the ending . That sucked balls . But the rest was awesome Looks like Brigitte Bar-derp ... My 8800GTS died in june after owning it since November of 2006 . A true champion ( even though it cost me 475 bucks ! What are the clips from ? My eyes bleed from the saturated colour changes Yeah , I feel you . I mean personally , I think it makes sense if a D / ST out scores a QB , just because a QB is a single player on the offense and the fact that the D / ST like I said , is more than half the game of football . Maybe I'm wrong tho , and there's some math mathematical thing I'm missing and ESPN knows this and I dont Isn't that line used in TF2 ? Yep . He even lit some incense so we'd know what pot smelled like . 78 GB ? ! I thought I had a lot with 110 MB ... Where did you get 1.7 m ? It clearly says 1m . Am I missing something ? I thought I was the only one ... Bubble Bobble , although I know I played Mario before it but this is the first game I can actually recall and remember moments of playing ( borrowed the game from my preschool teacher In terms of impact , not intent . It doesn't matter that they are too late , because the mailings are false in themselves . I wasn't siding with the Koch brothers on this That is gorgeous ! I dont see it Thank you , scientist ent ! I'm definitely going to go out and get both flavors ... I didn't even know they existed ! That's some vile tasting shit . But , nothing else is like it . I can't believe I've never seen this before And her hands and feet are black ... Do they mean Dopamine ? Everything nice releases that Nah that's just how they sell small quantities of weed . Don't know where OP is from but here in Europe that's totally common to get between 1-2 grams in one of these ... uhm ... so I am told " One " of ? Wouldn't a bullet break the glass of the window ? It's been fixed so much original-finder isn't working ? First thing I noticed was the Internet Explorer icon I want to do that Anardil ! ! ! Who do you think you are ... Kanoden ? ? Can you believe this made me cry Is that one of the things to keep the top of the pizza box from smashing your pizza ? Not gonna lie , it was incredibly tedious . Quickest part was the black base stamp ... then came all the eenie weenie little dots of color , over and over and over and over ... The first 18 games are all shooters . Where's my coins dude I'm getting findmucked here time doesn't really exist . It's completely relative to the orbit of the earth . Full fat soda ? You just spelled out my Saturday Chromebook sucks . I have the new Samsung one and I'm already selling it ... Wanna buy ... ? Honestly I never considered Silent Hill an " asian horror " game , even though it's Japanese made . The main characters are mainly caucasian ( cauc-ASIAN Just like the planet . Just a speck of dust floating in the wind of everything . .... OH my god ... I just realized how small we are Are you telling me that you think 3rd world housewives are concerned about the fact that they have to do the driving for a week if their husbands are gone ? my parents lied about my residency to get me out of our shitty district . A girl was actually knifed on campus . She went to the office for help and the principal told her not to bleed on the carpets . Thanks for the explanation ! ... really I had no clue She's in him Well I wondered this when I was an exchange student there . I remember everyone kept asking me ( the blonde foreigner ) for my blood type , and after like the fifth time I started wondering . " So what's your blood type ? " " Uhh .. I guess it's O - or something . " " Oh definitely O - , you seem like it . " " I literally shivered as I read that comment . Drive through bank ? Why is a BttF reference getting downvotes I'm not just talking about the fact that the roaches are stuck behind it , the whole hatchery looks like it's sinking into the ground Yup if you pay £ 10 quid a month or have an unholy large balance you get the service that used to be standard . That .... doesn't even look real . or was it murder ? You seem to think that the working class is somehow in power not even a helmet I just gave it you TIL " y " is not a vowel in English This was 4 days before I was born . TIL all Asians ARE ninjas It's bizarre because I don't believe in god or the afterlife , but that sort of stuff seems to be the direction this is going That funny cos they also classify pedofiles as a kind of preist I pretty much have a poker face when I read through reddit but when I got to the part about her reaction , this was my face What's he got to do with Joseph Heller ? At first I was like " doesn't everyone shit out of their rectum ? " . Then I was like Really ? NOTHING is worse ? You are ... me . Do * you * know what a version control system is ? I can't think of anything a VCS would need specifically for Python . Your better bet is looking for how Eclipse ties in with your VCS . Also , you've " been developing a project for a while " and you don't already have a VCS ? That was incredible attention to details Just noticed that Same here Where in Canada are they charging $ 50 for fatpacks ? My local shops only charge ~ 35ish . Never gonna happen with ( most ) gay dudes either I misread this to say " Cracking my mother's fucking back after either ... " I was He kicked me , in the crotch ... with his steel toe boot . Not like a sissy kick , he went full force . I don't know about you , man or woman , but if getting kicked in the crotch full force with steel doesn't send you into a blinding rage , something has got to be wrong with you . What can I say ? I went off ... Guess I wasn't thinking about his future much . I was being attacked by two people and one of them was wearing steel on their hooves Indeed . you played with saiyan ? wait .. tripod is still around ? It is ? ! pockets yess , i may have ommited that detail At first I thought Missoula was a ghetto way of saying Missouri . dude , I just had a dream about these things oh is that so ? ? ? I don't think it's that intentional .... I had a very similar experience at my BJJ class , the guy I was rolling with was about 130-140 kilos , I am 73 kilos Thats my middle name and its an old passed down family name I hope not who the fuck is the guy on the right ? " Nautilus " is what I would call her ... She's beautiful I actually don't know what colour my curser is ... even if i plan to CF it later A true Christian would never do such a thing . Everyone else should not be offended by this . Therefore , logically , this scenario should never take place .... I already do it in games . You're the one that needs to try it , because you obviously haven't . Or you wouldn't be wrong Red Dead Redemption : Guitar Hero edition ? Holy moly that costs a lot of money for a t-shirt That prairie-dogging baby-head is the * creepyest * part of childbirth , IHMO . The head is blue and the baby is not breathing ... it's like mom is giving birth to a blue-marble lawn ornament . Then , * then * the nurse cranks the head 90 degrees and tugs with both hands and you're just expecting to hear a * * pop * and see the nurse fall backwards holding only the head . Not that I've lost sleep over this or anything ... I used to live 2 blocks away but now I live about 10 minute walk away . I'd give her the whole damn thing , fuck the tip . It's one of those , you know .... gremlins . I just don't understand why there'd be so many knives and why they'd be left in him ... did like no one notice this comment ? ... We were meant to take breaks ? Ugh .... I'm 27 and still noped away from that in a hurry . So he raped you ? his expression never changes i dont think anythings wrong with the texture since when you dig up some grass the blocks are surrounded by dirt like normal but then after 30 seconds or so the sides turn into stone . * suspicion arises * Is your Riot tag real then she may have done something to your neighbor's car Yeah I seem to encounter similar stuff a lot , lot of zergs will baneling all-in and when it gets scouted and doesn't work they're like " Terran EZ " it's not even 5 Well , the thing is , they can't arrest him for video taping them . That's why they called it obstructing an officer ( I think that's what they said , its been a couple hours since I watched it to work with construction ... and a bit of electrical engineering . im trying to do a double major with Construction Science and Engineering ( mechanical ) , the way of the work load im dealin with , i might be goin to do a minor in Engineering Lol , I see 5 evo's How do you know their penises are identical ? You just changed my life Dog probably saw a skier . What if he waited three times and on the fourth it went through after two minutes ? Umm World Con is in Reno which is in Nevada Isn't it weird how Colbert Report is now more legitimate news than the so called legitimate news outlets ? Halo 3 had levels ? Holy Christ , J . K Rowling you fucking genius . I love tacos The book of Eli was a braille book , how do you plan on having braille work in minecraft ? Oh god Thanks for sharing Now that you mention it ... that does happen . Gratz :D 14 here but I just got into it a week ago . Honestly no idea what I'm saving for since I just got back into neopets P: Last time I played I was 9 years old and had no idea what to do except play games . And gosh , were they fun back then When I was a kid and used to watch James Bond type movies , It would always bug the shit out of me that the baddie had huge resources and corporate head quarters / lairs . It just seemed so unfeaseable . I mean how would they get away with that in plain sight in real life ! . Then I grew up and in real life the is a difference , the baddies family / associates " fronts " have investment vehicles with presidents of the usa ( Carlyle ) That Miele costs about 2800 USD , and their countertop models cost even more ... if you know where to find one for around 500 $ please do tell What a creepy thing to do to someone you are meant to love Halo Matchmaking ... the things you'll see During a cold night , you guys need to huddle together for body heat . You may now prefer the first direction of his bed . During that entire scene I was 900 emails and counting I read that as my 14 year old dad ... Yeah there's a bunch of people running around with that name . Hell , there's even more than one of us on Reddit Is my icon already near my name ? I always assumed it was a worldwide hit Wait , is Madoka wearing a Kyubey dress ? I've never seen that I asked someone the same question . This is what he said , " those morals don't change , just the interpretation " Wtf why is there a web that says " some pig " on it ? On a serious note , did you not attempt to build a command center by the 12 minute mark ? And I thought that part in Saving Private Ryan was made up . So you assume all Catholic priests * must * have seen and participated in child molestation ? Good story but NSFW grams are between 10 and 20 ( 20 for good stuff ) , 40 to 60 for an 8th , etc . ounces are usually around 5 times the cost of an 8th ( because maths : B ) , but local clubs might have special deals . for instance , club i go to has a deal goin on right now where white widow is $ 200 for an ounce That's probably the worst thing to do in Barcelona Tyler oakley and Johnee follow you ! You're famous ! what the fuck was that ? I mean , of course when i think of John Cena I think of 1950 ' s gangsters ? The Chosen one , our prophet I would NOT want to be in that storm In which case it's child support . I paid alimony for 4 years due to the fact she was working part time and I was working full time . She has two degrees fwiw . Child support is another matter . I've been paying it for 15 years . One more to go . :) Then college hmm cause I had the key resent and it was only for the HiB 3 nothing else People who post on public forums and then don't want specific types of feedback make me go I didn't realize how big it was until I actually started it up I had my boyfriend cut my waist length hair once . I still have nightmares . You TA already ? Actually no , the last core set I played with was M10 , M11 hadn't came out yet I don't know how you expect me to take it , but it doesn't sound comfortable Yeah , it is worse in smaller towns :/ especially when its like 500 people I don't have a crt ( the dell replaced one ) but I won't look more into this otherwise I'll want to replace my monitor Oh man Steinbeck . I chose that novel for my grade 12 lit class ( I was feeling ambitious ) . I hated the book the entire way through . I couldn't stand the characters or the writing or anything . It was one of the hardest reads of my life . 5 minutes after finishing it , I missed that old Chinese man so much . Front Page ? ! maybe not that you can easily see Well , it seems you will remain ignorant for no apparent reason then . I dont currently own a car but when i did . It was the cleanest car around .. kinda reminds me the Beastie Boys college parties will never be the same For fear of spreading misinformation ... I'm not being serious in my above post . OMG , I just saw the whole thing , it stopped playing after 3 seconds the first time i watched it . WOW that was incredible , my penis wants more His eyes are moving Good lord ! I just realized that Godzilla movie was made 13 fucking years ago ... I'm from New Zealand and what is this Yes please So much blue Holy fudgemuffins on a stick . I completely missed that . I am a senior in college and I still use my L . L . Bean backpack from the 4th grade Wilfred is real I hope your past work experience has prepared you for this . I must wonder if you've worked for Andy Dick or some such character i cant tell if thats a good thing or a bad .... Oh my gosh ... I felt like the guy on the left the entire video long .... windows xp ? You're tagged as ' Crazy Pagan Dude ' in my RES . Just thought you might enjoy that . I thought you were joking about the burned guy when you responded to my comment in another thread . Then I read some of your comment history . You can't like metal and dubstep ? Awesome ! Is that the same as this one ---> > Weight ...... what ? Wait ... * * I'm * * in Canada . I noticed , there are older posts that just magically appeared too . the holy grail I'm not comfortable with this conversation anymore and think I need an adult . anyone else see the face in the ice beside the pup ? holy fuck that was beautiful Oh god , do I know you ? wow you are super attractive ! I didn't realise this was a lady-boners submission me want I think your getting the downvotes for the monitor This is so awesome Mommy told me daddy ran away ! He was hiding in her this whole time ? Me too I'm a computer science student in India and my class has more girls than guys . Oh . My . God . Never even thought of this . Too bad the claws look so weird and look like hands holding the claws Holy crap that was actually terrifying to just read and imagine Based on actual events ! I have never thought of Bratislava to be that expensive . They look a bit out of proportion . i was surprised when i learned this but i found out that in my sub rural Wisconsin town about 1/8 people don't have internet Best I've seen are the ones coming back from Iraq . They left as white Macbooks , and come back tan / red . I find a way to get the top case replaced , chipping or not . You should see the insides .. I can hibernate my PC laptops indefinably . My mac can't / won't and if i try the battery fails and is to never work again Actually you have nothing to worry about . I just graduated . where has you dad been for a few months srsly imba yo Well , as much as I love this show . If I had to chose a least favorite one I would agree with you about ' Over a Barrel ' . Not only doesn't it appeal a whole lot to me ( I'm not american so I don't really care about american history ) , but also the fact that the whole plot is rather flawed and the whole thing is fixed when Chief Thunderhooves is hit by a pie ... Only thing positive is Pinkie's song ( which they for some reason doesn't like What the shit ? OMG looks ike Pandora from Avatar Wisdom of the Ages referring to the existence of the Silence ? Holy fuck I just realized I played against him last night too At least it's not just me . That is so fucked up lol . I would never sleep again . It gets SO MUCH WORSE with Scheme / Lisp Wait , is that right ? Ten bucks for 4 songs ? I haven't purchased any dubstep tracks yet ; I've just listened on Soundcloud and Youtube . Just wondering if $ 2.49 / song is standard pricing . Oh , nothing's wrong with it at all ! I'm just saying that's what I would consider " short " for girls . I guess I worded that poorly before There's " invisible " match making rating , that gets lowered everytime you lose match , and increases when you win . In a nuthshell . Points dont matter in that regard . Actually I dont even know the purpose of points i never thought Mel Gibson would say something I agreed with ... I think it'll be around 8 total Steam tends to leak from a Valve ..... wait a second ... I love nature but this seems a bit too extreme show of emotions towards it ... what the fuck just happened ? I only ever see you with a UMP . Actually , I just re-read that ... I sometimes scare the shit out of myself on this subreddit Why is your weed white ? What ... do you blow into That's more than I make in a day That's weird Did not see that coming . Haha . I've almost done that before It has all kinds of languages . I'm Australian ... what did you type in to find this image ? They don't . Did you feed them small children ? In what way ? fashion ? and what hobbies would that be ? ? How can the newer bones be deeper down ? Are you ... me ? My white father changed his ethnic status at the Social Security Administration to Native American because of his sheer hatred of white people his eye switched O_o -> you don't laugh at * all * rape jokes ? how much fast food do you consume I've done that before , liked a wayyy old status . The only reason why I even saw it was because it popped on the right side of the screen when I was messaging . It was funny and I commented . It wasn't until later that I realized it was from the previous year . Now if that option * wasn't * there ... So you think he should play keeper ? Who are you guys ? I went to school with her too ! This IS the experiment ! Wait , * what ? * I thought I was up to date on the debt debacle , but obviously not . I thought the super congress was suggestion that was promptly voted down , but it is actually happening ? I think I now need to make a DF rage comic ... That is rape , girl At first I read those as sets , as in starting with a 2 plate widowmaker . I don't remember when I last saw something as retarded as two ranged AD bot . Wow that's dispiriting . I recently started going to the gym , and have been enjoying myself , but this sort of attitude really makes me But that means ... that means they were hiding somewhere in the house Haha that's actually exactly what happened when I looked at it It does say " Built on WordPress-based system " , so maybe it's their own hybrid / clone sandbox ? Macbook ... laptop .. what ? Oh my God . I have no idea why , but until I read your comment , I thought he was throwing a stuffed animal turtle or something Yes , yes he did ... Haha this makes a lot of sense . Me and a friend queue 5 ' s ranked together and play a ashe + sona combo and always go bot lane , and so far the games have been ridiculously easy . Overall we are 7-2 in ranked and around ~ 1400 rating . We always wondered how people even got below 1000 ratings too Apple has got to be the only company in the world that sues people for selling their products If it isn't , we are in complete control of our destiny and everything that happens . That's almost more frightening than someone controlling us I currently live in China until the beginning of next year . On top of that , the laptop I have here is extremely low-end , and my internet is dodgy as hell . Even if those weren't issues , the latency in playing with anyone who spoke English would be horrendous Wait , Night is actually Nelliyattu ? ? I kept waiting for the part where it was an illusion and he went , haha , just kidding ! how much do you weigh ? Way to fry my brain on Friday evening I was just trying to make someone's day ... Cool stuff ! It'd be awesome if you could finagle a Redstone system that would allow you to enter coordinates and have the board do it automatically Burt Reynolds and Adam West odd my insurance ( full coverage ) for me is only 1300 a year . i have a brand new 09 cbr 600rr too . and im only 22 Oh my gawd yes ... that stuff cannot be unseen i am not familiar . Holy crap . Hmmm .... It's weird how there's a lot of these kooks making outlandish claims in hopes of selling books .... it's almost a conspiracy in itslelf . Must be lucrative . Whew , thank you . This truly honestly gives me a bit of a relief . I also guess I should thank my mom for the OCD gene for my overall wizard-like list making and over-organized attributes haha . When something enters serious mode , Im usually right on it . This though , isnt exactly expected so I was like Ugh ... that was quite an experience . My roommate was totally insane . I'm scared to say anything further , because maybe it was you ..... what the hell is wrong with your baby Militairy time references things as " Oh Nine Hundred " . Ahhh , just a coincidence then . Maybe Kotaku stole it from you ... " It felt like he was looking straight into my soul ( though most females claim I do not have one ... . _ . im sorry . i didnt know that But then .... what counters Polar Bears ? ? I always thought it looked like goatse How do you know ( s ) he disapproves of pedophilia ? Holy Shit . OP here . I posted this last night thinking that no one would even look at it , and i check reddit this morning [ 6 ] and find that my karma jumped by like 600 ( not trying to brag it was just fucking surprising Not anymore , thanks . > Was like ... WTF did you do .... ... of his headstone ? I never thought it might be random and they say * war * is hell ( Those open ? I was expecting " Ice ice baby ... " or " Stop , Hammer time ! " , worse case " Never gonna give you up ... " but damn , he got us good . It's like answering a question " Have you seen the remote control ? " with " I like pickles ... and jam " That is terrifying . I only hope nothing like that will happen to me . In a staff meeting , we are heatedly discussing the direction of a new product and my coworker , trying to make a point , goes to say ( loudly ) " not to beat a dead horse " or " not to blow this out of proportion " but he mixes up the phrases and says " not to blow a dead horse ! " I'm all Apparently I'm still a child ... except I type like 90wpm If you want to become a professional novelist so much , you might first consider learning how to spell it ... Holy shit So , James , Lily , Lupin ( and Sirius ? ) all lived for a few years off of this fortune , and were still loaded enough to help support Harry for all of his years at Hogwarts .... What on earth did the Potters do to get so much money ! ? ? ! first google match 2 years ? Wait Messiah is back ? ! ? ! I think you need a new friend .... That one dot just disappeared Good to know . The only reason I was slightly worried is because in Miami it's really hard to find real lard . The most I have been able to find is partially hydrogenated lard or lard that contains hydrogenated soy bean oil . Guy needs to drop a zero on the asking price ! I thought it was surely a typo until he repeated it at the end . Yours didn't drop until puberty ? .... Historical hottie ? Well Foure told me to Post on this ... Are you talking about the look of disapproval face when it's incorrectly formatted ? This is the face : ಠ_ಠ but sometimes it comes up as Not to mention that it's missing its lower torso , upper arms , and neck ! This is creepy beyond all levels Why do Gas Stations sell Beer ? They Drive wow , the internet has totally fucked my brain . I was thinking " gosh , is he sad because he can't masturbate to her now that she called him " dad ? " Consider my mind officially fucked Maybe you were about to get your dick blown .... or about to blow someone's dick They always look more white to me Were you after a handjob , sir ? I have never heard of bums pretending to be the PPA , when has this occurred ? ! is that arthas in a marine suit ? There's far too much gooeyness and moisture ... I was born in the mid - 90s and I had a game and watch My hard drive doesn't even hold close to that is that a J of straight kief ! ? ! ( pizza ) hut the hell up ... Yeah ... that's crazy heh * nervous look * Secret Naked Malice AVERAGE LOOKING ? ? ? Looks great to me , although I did grow up on Starfox 64 Not always What smile ? All I saw ... ( boing ) i don't want to click it but its so bluuuuee Are ... are you serious ? ? Thanks for that , i thought it was the Bengals at 9-7 and the browns at 3-13 for a second . I was about to rage You accidentally checked in all your emacs temp / backup files . 5 hatches before 9:30 If you have any sort of decent GPU and get low FPS for whatever reason anyway , this won't help you . It personally doesn't matter what my video settings are , I'm still going to get drops to 40 from time to time . I was having a constant FPS of 30 , no matter what my settings were , until I uninstalled the game , emptied out the folder , and reinstalled it . People who are glad to get 25 are probably not very sympathetic though . So ...... FLUFFY . That's complex math ! What kind of gay men have * you * been hanging around with ? Yes ... ministuns on every attack ? I mean , I don't get angry at them for anything , it just comes off that way . - - Positive feedback ? I don't even ... That's ... really scary In math class last semester . Large lecture room . I had to sneeze , so I tried to make the sneeze somewhat discreet , unfortunately my fart was extremely loud . I was like O : . There was a brief moment of awkward silence before the professor continued . I still hold out in vain that no one knew it was me , but they know . They all know It's ... been a verb ... for a while ... Is that the official translation of " l'enfer c'est les autres " ? It's horrendous I feel like it's the opposite of that . Whenever I have full health I always manage to dodge skill shots even though I don't need to . The second I get into the danger zone apparently I'm unable to dodge anything I MADE this post in reference to the shitty state of our government Thank you :) I really don't get why I've been downvoted so much It's almost like corporate America is playing good cop , bad cop with us . The Democrats are the good cop and republicans are the bad cop . But both cops have the same goal it's a mount within a mount I'm pretty sure your entire reply is either wrong or irrelevant Second top rated comment : " All of the water in Hyrule passes under King  Zora's balls " violentacrez , just wondering , do people actually enjoy looking at / r / picsofdeadkids ? How did you even think of making that kind of subreddit ? I don't play ranked because I don't want to people with overly serious try hard assholes , like you What's with the huge number of people going to Silverwood all of a sudden ? how do you put on shampoo like a boss ? America still has factories ? You creeped me out a bit because I used to do something really similar . I used to do the same , but instead of just staring at myself motionless and blankly I'd have little conversations with myself where the " me " outside the car would know everything . The " other me " would give myself advice , and contemplate deep thoughts , or stuff i'd seen etc .... What if the pyro where to right click on the candles Holy fuck ! Not ... enough ... pixels ... Your teacher was OK with Jimmy just throwing himself out the window ? no . fucking . way . i just started watching this 20 minutes ago . my god the arm hair ! how is it possible to rage in minecraft ? This stuff is going way over my head . I used to look at people's screen , the skill tree ( looks like they fucking use half the skills or some shit ) , and go , " What ... the ... fuck ? " and now I understand . I still go wtf , but still What is * this * , exactly ( from ) ? Hey congrats man ! Your MMR must have been super high to get promoted all the way to rank 3 gold the best kind In the * forehead * ... Oh , you did ? Sorry , I somehow completely missed it You mean Penseive ? That landing Talk about nightmare fuel How on earth did you not scout the banshees if you were going on 3 bases ? That one's your own fault , man . it's sort of a pun on tree-people , weed people ... get it ? huh ? ! I like all the negative votes and comments on the video " Okay . Wow . So , did he win ? He looks angry Don't worry , it's not like your downloading from PSN . ;-) It shouldn't be tooo slow to download them , unless everyone jumps on the ten right away at the same time . The cross over the legs + face expression . ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( I just looked through your comics and i think they're all pretty good . I skimmed that part and thought I read something about still being able to go back whenever I want Oh wait , you can search on this site ? Maaaagic . Was this taken in a prison ? Heh . This reminds me of when I went to eat Vietnamese food with two of my friends , one of whom is Asian and one is middle eastern ( I'm white ) . The middle eastern girl didn't know how to use chopsticks and asked for a fork and when the waiter came back with the fork , he slowly passed me the fork . I'm pretty sure this Corpse construction ? Anything ? Huh ... didn't know that . It's Herobrine coming to get you oh god no . You seem to have some weird line-wrapping issues I read that as children instead of christian Looks a lot like Shyla Stylez to me . WOAH ! You chose a great video for this . Of course ! I'm usually the idiot staring into the bong cabinet . Now that you say that , that's all I can see too If Wolverine is there , you won't be safe from Magneto ( Also , wth doesn't chrome think that's spelt wrong ? Skype isn't designed for emergency calls . I've been washing the outside part of my body my whole life , that isn't going to change . It sweats and smells gross ( Note : Must trim tonight ) if I don't . I just always thought the vulva meant the outside . Did you tell the manager .. ? ... She looks like al pacino . I don't want to see the barbells warping when I bench ... or am I warping ? Nice fish . The wiki cant be wrong ... i use it for everything Uh ... right . But what good is a pistol going to do you if you get beaned in the back of the head At a [ 7 ] and I just teared up because I want them now more than I ever have in my entire life . Upvote but ... perhaps I'm just not reading right , I don't see a cussword in that This game is literally on my list of top games to play . It never got boring And the best part is RIT decreases tuition by increasing it ! Really , they've said that a few years ( every year ? ) . I think it winked at me at the end ... Maybe we already are ... There is something under my bed I actually did it , then again when the cd got broken since it was so cheap I can't believe you had a goddamn helicopter When was this taken ? Look at all the CRTs Thanks . [= I have been trying to find an eye doctor who has the equipment to look at it , but who also takes my insurance . Seems there are none around here and the first eye doctor lied to me to get me there . /= I think I am going to try to make my appointment with my old eye doctor and just drive the 7 hours to see him . Then atleast I will be able to relax knowing that I don't have to get the back of my eye cut out He said baby ... How did she get out of the room with the TV pushed up against the door ? I'm lucky to get in at $ 15 dollars at McDonald's for two medium sized meals . hydras vs tanks ? I have no idea what to do with all this money now I didn't read this , because I don't have too much of a problem with girls . Of course I don't get as many as I'd like , but one or two a year isn't grounds to complain . Maybe I'm the asshole Honestly , I've never seen O'reilly so calm and collected I thought this was a joke until I went to Startale's Liquipedia page ... wait , what ? That still doesnt answer the question . Say , " Oh no , I missed . " You look like someone I just met last week . Crazy I'm positive thats what it was , nothing more than pageview bait ... but there are some people on various Phins oriented forums that genuinely agreed with the article . I dont understand how - but hey ... to each their own so how does this work ? Sitting on the toilet in the condition described dont go hand in hand at all for me Introvert = being a dick that can't accept a simple compliment now ? After you have met a couple of foresters / drivers , you should be What the hell ? Are you stalking me ? I know . I look mostly white even though my mom is full blow mexican , she's pretty light though , all of us are but I'm your average Mexican chick , short , curly hair , caramel skin , able to speak spanish . I just am a nerdy and stereotypical year old something liberal . Can't tell if serious or retarded Sholuldn't have read this at work Um , never png usually has larger file size since it is loss less ... I think I blacked out and became a hipster there for a moment . My apologies ! And just think , if you were born in a different part of the world and were brought up to pray to the wrong god , you'd be out of luck . I have a 3 wide version , that is quite a lot of circuitry I want like ... TWO of them ! That baby looks scary with those black eyes Could you show us every day when you go home for lunch ? Had a drunk old lady pull up to my drive thru and after a long , tiring conversation of me trying to understand her and me giving her my name she says " Now Shannon , don't make me get out of this car and love up on you ! I'm bi , don't you tell nobody ! " Wait .. BE are offering telephone services ? I'm currently using a BT line to connect to BE as my ISP , this is one time I would of wanted an upsell e-mail ! Oh my Gabe ... if they have DOTA 2 achievements that unlock TF2 hats / items ... 40/25 / 72 ... that looks like soo much fun Wow ! ! ! I think I'm going to hit up Ikea soon ! I thing she was caught by the wind I'm buying these My little pony : Friendship is Magic dvds for my ... uhh .. little sister ... Oh GODDAMNIT , too many things that day ! This sounds awesome TIL there are speculums meant for babies . A black man was rubbing my leg in the london eye , england . I was 12 Yeah its kinda creepy when people do that . Same . I used to drag them before I still have ZoE 1 So many balloons you need to pop Who says " faggot around in my workers " any way ? A game of chess ? Some have said so . Oddly enough , my eyebrows draw the most attention for people . Why is a foot holding that sign ? Problems solved every day up in it FifthWorld StaTus WaY tO GOOO_O_O _ and syphilis ... I'm pretty shitty at gaming history , but from what you're saying isn't every single characteristic the reason why they're well , fucking over powered ? So you admit that you're alive , and live in a world ! GOT YOU KNOW YOU LITTLE BASTARDS ! If it didn't scare me so much I probably would be . You can't pull 315 ? And cookies ! Do they do this to folks who leave the church ? I've had friends have guys follow them to the train station in The Valley and then follow them home . Ppl ! Dont stare into the wheels too long , they can perform Legilimancy Who would do this I swear .. am I the only one who sees nipples ? haha I do this aswell . I then realize that if I was pickpocketed and didnt find out until i checked , what the hell am i going to do ? Im fucked . Its basically a pointless check but I still do it haha , I've seen similar at Subway . Order a meatball sub , on the whitest bread , with double cheddar cheese and bacon . Then get a diet coke and declare that they are on a diet I'm guessing less hair would be to your advantage .. You know so you don't get distracted and focus on other things .. the expression of the birds ... i could fall asleep in there Side query : Does anybody else pronounce MMORPG as , " MuhMorpguh ? " I heard Yahtzee ( Zero Punctuation ) use that term LONG ago , and for some reason it just kinda stuck in my head Wait , was your Twitch not AD ? Do they ship to sweden ! ? Why would they use the Epic Mealtime music ? Now I can only feel kinda hungry and grossed out simultaneously I tell this to people ALL THE TIME , but few believe me . Are you a teenager ? If so nice car man , if not ... ... what ... have they done . I should've paid more attention to the * * NaNiwa is recruited ? I literally just learned about this this morning as well , little over an hour ago . Weird . Holy shit . It still does not explain your , " if not ... Suddenly , I don't feel so up to eating this hot dog anymore ... jeez that's a lot of downvotes She's a girl , not a criminal . It was painful , You had to move a cursor with the stick sometimes people complain if you hide from line-of-sight . While not necessarily against the rules , it becomes harder for your opponents to gauge whether of not you are cheating . When fsticks hides in the jungle-path next to the 2nd mid tower , its hard to be sure that he wasn't just killing wraiths with lifedrain before popping his ult Yes , step mother . I may have been somewhat inebriated while typing . Why . gif Yeah ... the fuck are those red marks holy shit , i missed it completely I need the blueprint for this house What kind of asshole parent does that ? that Kudu guy is kinda scary Preferably farm work I think , specifically tobacco farming , its hard , constant labor , and you get to see the evil people feeding this nation with cigarettes are ... well ... genuinely nice people Blocked by work firewall for " illegal drugs " Nasus was played a lot I dunno . Probably . \ \ ( I thought it was a sticky grenade . Hey it is my birthday ! I shall do this YOU COULD ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ? Fucking hell , i was doing it the hard way all this time Umm ... you do realize that the riots after the hockey game were in Vancouver , * CANADA * right ? ? Which , though it is part of the continent of NORTH AMERICA , is in fact a country separate from the U . S . ? ? ? Just checking ...... Just last night I posted my very first r / atheism post , publicly admitting to be an atheist , and a Mormon no more . Today , this is my fortune cookie . It's my 5th highest rated tag Did you choose spectre instead of ghost ? yeah sounds awesome better yet they should have dogs being shot out of choppers instead of bullets his legs go on forever dont you understand its all a huge lead up to the dreaded 2012 ! SevenSevens just did . I'm going for the Flaming Lips on Saturday Why ? you gotta be shitten me Mind = Blown Oh god . There was a really sketchy house full of kids near my neighborhood . One day there was a dumpster full of their stuff in the driveway , the next day a crew was there ripping out all the walls . I think it depends on who does the search . The links that appear for me are not the same as yours But where is The Dragons of Eden ? ! Kind sir , send me IP as well .. have no played since before update wtf . TIL there are hurdles in QWOP Wow , what coupons are you using ? It's Korean and translated as " chocolate turtle egg " ... Why does my teeth hurt only after chocolate / big piece of gum ? No , but I want the Artic Warfare Cait she could blow him by standing up .. Creepy creepy . If it was meant for you , I wonder how the person knew that you would get the map . The smiley face in your sticker collection just makes it all the creepier . If I were you , I would definitely look up all the people from 4th grade . Just watch , one will be a serial killer . Jealous of you . At first I read that sentence as " Dude , Janeway would kick both of Picard's asses . " . Holy crap , I can't imagine sparks flying out of a phone GREAT question ... Make sure the options have the right region of the world set . I know mine once switched to Russia on me There's more than 1 ? wtf . Where did you teach You can't see differences between men and women ? You can't be serious . saw you guys for a second but then went to a less crowded bar Holy fuck . I , for one , would not fuck with those Sikhs . Dem crazy eyes ... And their texture when you squeeze them - it's like you can hear them . Oh another one . One time my parents were cooking and had invited me , my girlfriend , and her sister over . Girlfriend's sister ended up not coming , so during dinner I said " Better eat up honey , you're eating for two ! ' Everyone at the table gave me the I'm Native American and I always get the question do you live in a tepee ? Or how does buffalo taste ? The thought popped into my head : Mary Poppins is one of River Song's regenerations Well , now my guide lives in my castle's bathroom . You are a miracle worker .... I Googled and found that site ... but it was so hard to navigate ( either that or I'm somewhat mentally challenged ... Impossible to read Also , TIL that Theme Park was recently ported to PSN and the Nintendo DS . Are you my mummy ? Are you my mummy ? Where the hell were you stationed ? i see it just curious but .. how does this work ? My 6th grade camp night counseler was a bouncer for an " ice-cream shop " . He said he never resorted to violence but nobody ever believed his ass . He was really skinny too but he had a black belt I see . Somehow , I guessed it had to do with toilets as the gif was loading . I expected a butt wiper . This shit is craaaaaaaazy Surprise ending ... it came LIUDHUTULGHESLRIUGHSEOHIRLGHSPOIDUGVLFHOEUIDGTLKVHSEOIUFL . Official new nightmare for a few weeks . Today I learned Cool story bro . Not really asking a question though ... Say I had a copy ... How much do you think it'd be worth ? It's part of the entropy already . Not sure why you multiply by 3 \ * 60 \ * 60 ... Wow , gorgeous work , well done Andrea ! I thought it was claymation until the breakdown She swallowed it , didn't she ? She really did ... But the art is not pro ? i see madness in those eyes Did anyone notice the wikipedia entry said Jim Gaffigan acted in that movie ? Only semi-related , but I saw someone seriously playing AP Nasus yesterday . You know how they first learned to spell Canada ... C eh N eh D eh . I mean , am I right ? I keep staring at this picture hoping to see a pair of eyes that belong to Aragog My girlfriend was 1 when that movie was released ... I remember seeing it on its opening day , and loving it Banana Milk Who is she I did that too ! But on the way up , I would get on all fours and climb up the stairs like an animal lies , damn lies , and statistics . holy mother of all things .... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ? ! 1988 Quit stalking me I'm playing through it for the first time on my Phone Some of the different heroes are pretty fun . I played as the Empath yesterday and just dominated everyone . Damn I must have been really angry at HoN when I posted this at 3 AM Liquidpedia says MorroW's birthday is tomorrow I think you mean 1000 $ My god , I can't believe how hot she is . Wow It's like a nationwide involuntary response with you guys can't wait to find some of that shit That ... is fucking creepy . hopefully not Forest Gump quotes Well you should probably plug it in , then ? For me , the thing that got me into more " extreme " genres of metal was definitely Cradle of Filth . The first song I heard by them was Born in a Burial Gown , and I was like The bowl is so close to the mouth Dam , that's a long time .. Good move cutting ties though , must have been some nonstop flirting My reaction , as told by emotes : o . o o_o TIL that Jim Gaffigan played Bob in a disowned Nickelodeon horror movie ... So , when do these go on sale ? ? ? Why does you cock have an aura what ! Holding the blade towards the kid ? I'm in california and I usually get a quarter for 60 when I burn it , it gives off white smoke and doesn't add any taste I was just thinking ... 1/100 th of your annual salary could solve A LOT of my problems ... one-hundredth you aren't lying ! The first thing I see when I enter my Pony Folder is the 30.000 pixels version of the comic con poster ... 55 mb for a single picture Finally , another child like me ! How ... not to use emoticons ? I was thinking the same thing Sup dog ? Your first holo was a Charizard ? HQ4x has a performance hit , but not if you don't have it enabled . If you use the shader model , I think it actually uses the GPU instead of the CPU and therefore doens't hurt as much . But there are all kinds of weird pointless filter plugins for bsnes , and not a single person thought it'd be a good idea to port something as basic as HQ4x . How many grams carbs per serving ? I remember checking out a 90 % chocolate Lindt bar at the supermarket and being surprised that the net carb count was actually higher than the 85 % Are you paraspriting ? ... Fuck Kenny Powers , all I'm seeing is Cody Underwood there . i looked up german toilet through google images and up popped a bunch of blow jobs and a picture of hitler sitting in a urinal I think I like the " Four years ago " one better Er ... do you realize the entire point of this subreddit is to complain about non important things that make us rage ? Those eyes I was more afraid of the Ryze's items then anything ... People still build for AP on ryze ? Yep . And I'm a college student who pays for his own school . Does everyone that take ambien start to do various tasks before they sleep I was watching a special on the History Channel about the Titanic earlier today , and realized that next year is the 100th anniversary of the ship sinking . I then proceeded to think : " Hmm , if only those people knew that we would have robots and submarines down there one day checking stuff out ... " ... why do the specifics matter ? ... i have no idea what any of that is This just confused me why did who delete their comment and their account I wanted to make some kind of witty pun about a Mario power-up , but I was too busy being all If you have any extra charizards or raichus of any card i will make special sweet love to you TIL ... Soooooo .. how much you selling for ? How often do you put candy out exactly ? Do you have your signal bars hidden ? Or just don't have any signal in the picture ? I.ll be honest with you , I've reread this post already twice and still have no clue what you are saying . What flaw are you referencing ? I don't think I claimed that anybody can be an admin or moderator When I was really young , I use to ask my mom to marry me all the time . I told her I'd ship dad away in a box and then she could be with me forever . I'm female . i feel dirty I wish Chris Farley would come back so he could play this guy in a " based on a real person " movie . Wonder what the trailer would be like ... I would never ever use a juicer again if it had meat going through it What he said ! Holy crap it is now exactly 6:30 AM here That's fucked up . Jesus Christ , man . If you have that much yard you don't water it all . That would be like watering a whole park . I grew up on 5 acres and you just maintain a small portion around the house to be really nice and just mow / weed eat the rest . I remember when the riding mower broke and my dad sent me out with a push mower that wasn't self propelled . But he has to read your answers too ! 2 weeks ago somebody wanted to attach a mouse to my macbook ( some Word editing on a guest account ) . I just let them , but ... Nope . I read tymekpavel's link in his voice , too She apparently didn't even like him in the first place I wonder how she got such a strong arm ? ~ ~ No No No NO ! I am Coolio , He is Cooliooilo . Actually , I had not seen this iteration before . I never thought I'd be saving reaction images from Reddit In my class a ton of people have them , perhaps more than in my American classes Er , well , yeah . I figure most people who have it do . That Morde got stomped on The dog distracted me ! So .. yes . everyones a farmer What are you talking about ? We're ALL SWEDISH Upvote for mud butt . Actually ... You can really tell ... But it's shaved into a heart . More character than a plain old bare pussy . Most girls I know don't shave AT ALL . " sleep hygiene " ? How do I sleep better / more frequently / fall asleep faster every night ? Its a cool tee , but uhh .... what does it have to do with dubstep ? Oh . My . GOD . Hold up ... hold up .... better make sure that Apple doesn't have a patent on these also . Wait . He's gay ? Tales of Phantasia , I thought I had finished the game at one point but it was only about halfway done Had never checked it out . First two posts I read both made reference to " how much reddit hates women " . Wow . That is mind blowing . We have an orange tree , a lemon tree , and a fig tree . But I love these trees and I don't know how much wood you need Wow , these comments have taken a turn for the worst This happened to me two games now playing Taric , no clue what's causing it and it definitely isn't my ping I wouldn't say " never " ( I think she's ordered a gin and tonic a couple times ) but you're probably right she never gets intoxicated . Could you imagine being drunk and telepathic ? Holeeeeee crap * blink * * blink * Half his apm is just pressing the 4 and 3 buttons * blink * * blink * Just went through searching a bag of old McDonald's toys my family has gotten at one point or another but never opened and found # 3 , # 4 , and # 5 ( Applejack , Cheerilee , and Twilight Sparkle ) which makes me REALLY happy and I can't believe I had these just sitting around , but now I gotta collect them all BIG FUCKING UNI-BROW Atheist Catholic ? NSFW , if ye please [ ] ( / b14 " But to everyone else it is ! D: Believe it or not , there are some people who DONT like my little pony , crazy huh ? Why do you assume all the stereotypes about rural people are true The models are so perfect in terms of scale . Me gusta TIL that was Matt Damon Ironic how ? Boots of swiftness Udyr ? How does one " love " their virginity ? Lol , no it's more so in the first one , you look like you were fairly attractive , even in such a photo , and it implied a high potential . But then I looked at the " current " , and realized that the initial photo made me expect more . You look cuddly in the second one Why is he not wearing his clothing ? You want some 69 lovin for your mom Really ? Then .. why did you .. I'm confused now . You said a 580 will be about even with a 6990 . You think so ? Same here . That scene nearly made me shit myself - running down them and not being able to stop .. ? What the fuck ? ! ? ! I'm laughing , but at the same time my brain hurts No , my uncle was terrified . He was just shocked and didnt know what to say or how to react . Regardless if he were the caretaker , and if its even legal to just walk in whenever they want , still isnt an excuse for silently standing over a 13 year old girl and pulling out a hatchet from under the couch I was sitting on . There's an r / pokemon ? Like / r / Random_Acts_Of_Pizza , but with Doritos ? what happened to your hair Didn't know it was already out . Goddamn ... that looks intense , when I first clicked your arm pic on my cellphone it looked like you ruined a sleeve of tattoos ... but then I realized that was no tattoo Fucking chills man Well ... I guess she's failed at her reason for existing then ... It was a joke . First day on the job I saw gay porn TAKE MY MONEY NOW ! I saw this orangered and went isn't varnish flamable ? you will have to say it one more time , and what happens then Why is Zach in bed waiting for the black guy with the hole-y condom ? ! My face was literally " or a * mexican * racist troll At least you didn't change your status to something like this : " I'm super bored , please comment on my pics and I'll return the favor " .... did you ? Rum and root beer ? Yup . Literally every Beatmania / Touhou song has been played by Marasy .... and Beatmania is freaking crazy I hope this isn't directed towards me I love the But if she laughs too hard it might jostle up another fart ! Ehm , really ? why ? All of this will be fixed when the alter-ego figures out ways to control you outside of ambien doses . Well , everything but the red grapefruit problem . Maybe it will be something as easy as continually dosing Ambien . Maybe it will be something as horrible as replacing your vitamins , tylenol , etc with ambien . Hell , maybe he will start dropping ambien in all the various foods in your fridge . Cause really , where do you think half the box actually went in one night ? ! ? Yes , so does this mean it's fake I too am in mesquite No . I'm thinking of Chile , where it's normal and culturally acceptable to put toilet paper in the trash can . Fuck , it may be 3 months old but I need that snack \ m / i like you .. * lick ... When the hell did that get so popular ... ? What possible benefit does Burgertime have for a tilt sensor crossthe river of lava ? My thoughts exactly oh thats how Incontrole got there where he is now ! And also has blurred the hat That sucks that they still make you get a meal plan even if you don't live on campus . Offroad vehicle ? It is a CO detector , my house is only 10 years old and by law were required to have one . But I was definitely not hallucinating . If I were that means I would have inhaled and absorbed enough for it to affect my brain I thought I was the only one here Holy cow , I didn't know he came all the way out to / r / bicycling ... All those downvotes What happened here ? Are the flames supposed to be like that ? How do they go from both peeing in the same urinal to that last panel ? When I was in middle school a substitute science teacher told the class Jamie Lee Curtis had a y chromosome .. More like Gay Old Pervert . 64 v 18 tf2 is free to play 196 here , at first I thought i had spent alot , then I saw how much you had spent . I was helping a girl troubleshoot her internet connection . I looked at the computer and it was acting like it wasn't plugged in . I looked at the back of the computer and she had plugged a USB B cable ( the square one ) into the ethernet port . I explained that she had the wrong cord in the computer and she said " It worked in my last apartment ! " That is awesome ! Wait , maternity leave in America is unpaid ? I didn't know you were into LoL Not sure who that is just reading that gave me chills ! now , wth is this Marble Hornets stuff ? Bachmann looks like she's been embalmed . I've heard this before ... Are you sure it's a zit ? ... they're about the width of regular chopsticks , but they're flat , and metal and REALLY HARD TO USE . ... the fuck ? Look behind you THEY KNOW ABOUT OUR SPAGHETTI is there a secret compartment in the wall next to the table in the second pic sorry for asking this , but it's hard to tell the scale with a picture . About how big are they Pan right Those eyes plug in rings ? no kidding , frozen heart All Halliburton gave me was PTSD . I would get so fat if there was a pancake house next to my place of work I'm missing something here ? What does being a casual mesmer or having 13/50 in the HoM have to do with warriors ? I love you . Challenge accepted ? You must work in a really small bank then . I work in what I consider an average bank and I've already had a $ 890k check and a $ 1.2 million check handed to me . I've only been working for two months too . The Queen is immortal She thought a penis could lift a table ? You've seen juicers DAMN ! ! ! this should be the 4th movie on the " Vengeance Trilogy " Exactly this . Same wisdom / bravery / emotional / martyrdom stats , too . There is a mylittlepony subreddit and it has 4k readers I'm guilty of saying " woof " over the internet to things I find sexy ... I don't know WHY I do it - I just do This is more than appropriate here , but you could also post it to waterporn . On the other hand , what the hell is all that red stuff Wow that was actually very polite of the " entity " . Um Finn and Jake from Adventure Time ? Holy shit . You almost got molested Of course it's free , it's music There's no voice in Oblivion that says that Cataclysm came out after SC2 . I used to get like this .. for some reason , having a cloth around my eyes .. and basically not being able to see it happening really helped . Reddit's a tiny place , I've run into loads of Fal folks at random here Even if your eyes look like Damn , look at her eyes roll back as she devours that thing . Rooms ? ? ? I can't roll my tongue once , let alone THREE TIMES ! I'd like to know what the average IQ is , what with all that natural selection going on . is it odd that i wish i had the watcher from " the thing in my closet " in mine LOL I actually had one with the Gamma sign a few days ago , was also extremely confused . Holy shit , I live in Collierville too holy shit , that logo is awesome TIL there is a such thing as cow scrambling . omg ... i think i know her ! Sweet mother of god ! hahahah i just moved to Florida and i didn't realize that kayaking was something you couldn't do without getting sweat in your eyes not sure if i pay in rupees , or galactic credits .... So awesome So I opened that and it was perfectly in sync with the song I'm listening to I'm nineteen and I have NEVER seen this on ANY of my Math exams texas ent combined i may have just crashed the server by putting 10 dirt blocks on someone else's estate did he remove his twitter acc or what Ah ... well They're still around ... I got 5 of them as change a few weeks back and had a This happened to my friend , who is also a server . He still left 20 percent . His excuse was that he's not going to stiff her , so he might as well help her out . are there people out there that haven't tried pad thai ? Yeah ... I thought everyone would assume this means his twitter account was hacked Than garena ? What have u been smoking you said it , not me dude , your set-up is very very similar to mine . Lycosa Keyboard , Nostromo , and what looks like but may well not be a Deathadder . i dont see him not getting any love How many 5 year olds do you know ? I find it addicting , and the time went by really fast For some reason I thought the thumbnail was a upskirt Guys , this is bound to be a titillating clash between two titans of the SC2 community . One Geoff ' incontrol ' Robinson , and one Steven ' Destiny ' Bonnell II . We will finally be able to see who's the better player in this amazing bo7 . IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS ! ! W-woah , seeing something I made linked by someone else is just weird feeling There's tyler drama ? I'm part Portuguese , Iranian ( or Persian as my grandmother tells me . She hates being called Iranian ) , Filipino and Chinese . What in the world does that make me ? Cauc-Asian as well ? What is .. what is wrong with you ? Is that made of wood ? Appropriate username ... Holy crap , I have naked pictures of myself as a child . I have child porn ! ? ! Start taking out unnessassary components one by one . It might be that there's not enough power and it's shutting down to prevent data loss . The mobo might just be screwed even though there's a green light . Have you tried holding down the power button for a long time ? Could also be stuck in hibernation or something ( happened to me once . Right before Dell came to pick it up it turned on . They took it anyway Can we get a picture of Edmond to celebrate ? Maybe they meant , " I'm not eating this shit " . Doubt it though cuz Five Guys make me drool . It took me a few to really get locked in but I liked ST Voyager . They wrapped it up a little Girls stick their boobs up your vagina ? * * " I'm singing you dick , WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ? Is there an echo in here ? i remember when season 2 started this happened for me , after losing my first placement i was like Quite the looker ! Would it be weird for me to say that I really like your hair style ? How the fuck didn't I see that ? but if they where * all * drug dealers , who would they sell to ? I always forget the ER - 6f is marketed in the US as a Ninja 650 ... It is maybe the craziest 3 minutes in all of Star Trek . Paris apologizes to Janeway for knocking her up , Janeway uses this as an opportunity to _flirt_ with him and say " what makes you think it wasn't my idea " . please enlighten me mmk ? I'll admit that my first though beyond anything else was : Why would you keep your rape clothes ? I don't get it He has to watch his ' grandpa fuckin ' a man ' at the hospital ? What am I missing here ? Speaking as a female , some ladies ( at least me How can it have so many more likes and dislikes than actual times viewed ? Was . . . was that Osama bin Laden's face on the spider body on the first note ? So you found ( by accident ) probably the only honest and down-to-earth work environment ever and you ... ran away from it ? The internet is your LAN ? " Forbidden " Always . but .... but all the women I've ever been with = myself I'm more scared of this cat than I am the Goblin Shark I think it's that way in most countries , I travel a lot and I was very shocked when I found out that sales tax wasn't just included in the price in USA when I went there last winter A child's ... wedding ring ? oh mai god . i forgot about the voice chat . No fucking shit . Louie C . K . ? 3,5 sticks of butter and 3,5 cups of sugar . Do deer eat marijuana ? Instinct makes me question if you're really thanking him or not . Obvious fake is obvious . Officers do not do roll call . Colonels even ? Pffft . Listen to music i like how cait and wukong basically can't attack anyone without thornmailing themselves to death Is your hand huge or is it small ? hehe ! :D Hadn't really planned on it unless someone asked . But still , I'm still pretty amazed by how it took off You claim to be poor but you're buying Kashi products ? The second was OBVIOUSLY a bunny ! She's really talented at drawing on a paint program for only being 5 . Waaayyyy better than I was . Looks like the last one is some kind of cat fish person . Why not AoE 3 ? Pun ... overload ... what ? How does that make it irrelevant ? Holy smokes ! Oh my ... my Azunyan seems all grown up ... The dude with her must be the luckiest son of a bitch on this planet ! I agree . It's easier when they're inside ... I've never heard anyone actually insult the medic before . You must be playing on servers filled with assholes . Crazy downvotes . And Arkansas is ? sell none of it Wise ? The fuck ? Don't I wish ! At least you're good natured about it . Perhaps your boyfriend should stop playing video games That's good . I don't know where I could have picked them up though . I haven't slept anywhere else but my bed in a long time . I've heard of rare cases in which people pick them up at the movie theater and stuff though So , blogspot and picasa are one and the same ? I've been removing blogspot submissions because it contains the word " blog " ... I think GOD DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES ! awesome live show . Alice crowd surfed with a broken leg I live in Florida and like pools . Had no problem reading the entire thing ... I also find " scary " or " horror " movies funny . Why ? He watches you sleep you're a celebrity in my book . Are you a wizard ? I like the things she's wearing . MW2 poster on the wall At first I was like " Whoa what the fuck ! ? I think I have a toothbrush fetish But then .. which one are YOU ? ! What exactly is " siliconized latex " anyhow ? People actually message girls here on Reddit and think they're in with a chance ? Is there really a Change name bar ? If this is his other wife - just imagine the boobs on his first wife Oh wow , talk about some totally unexpected news . I am a citizen Holy shit Wtf is the megaman thing Not sure if tolling or agreeing Christopher Lee has a metal band ? OMG , it's the spirit of a whale ! RRRUUUUUUUUN ! xD gratz ! did you save your AP though ? OTHERS WILL ANSWER FOR ME Almost sometimes . Wow , I'm way too big of a Simpsons junkie . I'm noticing that so many of these quotes are not written exactly as they were spoken and it's bothering me I once played a Zerg who complained about Protoss being OP and said something like " I get ahead and I still lose " . Then I watch the replay and I had more workers than him , even though he took a third before me . I thought you couldn't taste most foods when you blocked your nose OMFG , yes , I know the game . The TIL an empty paper towel roll = = almost no room . I don't even know . I am obviously sans penis , but it sounds so painful that even someone who doesn't have one is reacting HuK traded over for IdrA ? Thanks for the wonderful array of answers But can it go in reverse ? no additional cost ? My name is Kayla and I was terrified that this was about me at first 16gb of memory ? Humble Indie Bundle just ended yesterday what ? ! ? ! no frame sliders ! ? ! ? ... they aren't turtles ? Did you see some of those no-heat-curl fails ? ChaeYoung is actually already a married woman ... so wait ... this makes her a perfect milf ... what does this do ? im scared to try it That song literally came on my itunes about 2 seconds before I opened the link Holy Informative Redditor Batman is it weird that i read that in benders voice ? I'm not talking about separate-but-equal , of course no two schools are going to be equal . I'm not exactly in the position to be judging education policy , but for goodness sake there's got to be a better solution than integration busing . \ \ ( At first your were like , After seing this I will forever be a monk ( I live 2 minutes away from the Microsoft Headquarters , and I got a bit freaked out with the screen-cap I'm crapping while I'm watching this and now I feel weird about touching the toilet paper ..... I don't know what to do ... i'm glad they have writing on the back window because if i saw a white crown vic like that on the road i'd be scared to pass it until i was sure it wasn't a cop Potions is up right now . I'm making my first batch , but it told me to come back in 80mins to do the 2nd half of the boil cure potion . 80 bleeding minutes ! ! The aliens would be like ' they know our * language * ! ? ' Seriously this was nothing Google Videos . Instead of I would not have thought of this in a million years . TIL * That's * what I was driving through when I lived in Norfolk . Looks like a slug covered in feeler-eyes-things . Little did you know I replaced you jizz with frozen yogurt ( i thought of ghostbusters The only thing I can think of right now is that my second toe on my left foot doesn't bend when all my others do . I don't know why . I may edit this later when I think of something better He's actually eating pork rinds . My mom made some beef heart stir fry but forgot to season / marinade it . Gave it away to my sister's friend who used it to make philly cheese " steak " sandwiches for her lunch thats a risky bet buys expensive bike , rigs shit to it theres no reason why the bumps cant be there without the printed pattern on them . thats all its for , too look pretty when taking a crap . not to mention the ones that are also scented Of what ? My uncle's brother was my surgeon . I've known him all my life . First surgery , " while I'm naked on the table getting stuff stuck to me " nurses and female meds students couldn't stop talking about how good looking he is ( he wasn't there yet btw ) . I was like I only saw one out of place capitalization The shield of dk melted , then what happened to Lina ? What ? I did not get what you were trying to say here at all . Chinese can be written in ... Chinese . Chinese does not phonetically translate well to English . A successful old man brink upon death is saved by the grim reaper . The grim reaper takes a human form . Death itself becomes human and ask the old man to show him the beautiful idiosyncrasies of the world . Death falls in love with the old man's daughter and experiences love for the first time . In a climatic tender moment death must take the old man away but is terribly reluctant . We see the beauty of the world through an entity of death experiencing it for the first time . Is he the ten .. Or are you then ten ... OR , am I the ten ? ? ? My eyes have never literally done this , but they just did this Omg I remember this image ... ! ! ! I thought I was watching Brothers and Sisters ... question - has anyone actually reached max stacks of starcall in a legit game ? Hundreds of thousands of people ? Its like you're typing with your mouth full . LOL jacking off helps :D or think about her while jacking off you passed on friggin Lunar ? ? For shame ! My old writing tutor's father once told her a story about some black ghetto lady who had a baby , but the doctors couldn't find the name of the baby on the birth certificate . She kept on saying " It's there ! PHE-MALL-EE " . Apparently she spelled it Female Reminds me of the 1st time I smoked with my brother who hadn't smoked in a while . After about a half of a blunt I asked him if he was high ... He rambled on for a good 2 minutes about how he felt like he did in grade school ... I looked at him with the LOL , this is hilarious . It must look like that . I was trying to show the most common error I make . And then I made it again I don't think that matters much , look at the guy's comment karma just zoom in once holy shit Allurex , today you did learn . It must feel awesome to finally beat the Never-Learn-Anything Syndrome , this must be a huge break for you ! keep it up She looks like she's about to strangle me why do i see penis in that picture ? Using 2 together ... I don't need wikipedia to tell me this ... i found out when i was about 5 . Maybe I have awesome time travel powers and I can go back to when it was working ? Thanks for all the suggestions guys . This has made me realise that I'm not actually all that bad . wow . can't believe they've put nazi flag .. for .... TLO Oh I never thought it as a gender-specific problem IRL . I just noticed on Reddit of late there seemed to be an awful lot of hate for women Nice photo ! It makes me feel like all the flowers have turned around and are giving me the hard stare : So how are you a JW if you do not agree with their views ? I was hoping you mistyped magneton cuz I don't have one . I've never seen a rare basic before I'm 21 and living at home . I find nothing wrong with it , really . I do plan on moving out in the next 1-2 years . I feel trapped here So you have hairy palms ? Maybe they were always there That sucks to do your load balancing manually $ 150 ? I'd rather put that towards a PC upgrade I like cupcakes , but not that much , sounds extremely fattening . considering each cupcake has about 500-700 cal . 125 armor ... were you also responsible for the downvotes Yeah , it's a terrible newspaper ... my friend linked this to me , probably thinking she was doing me a favor I did that two weeks ago except my usually professional-heel-wearing toes were giving me a lot of grief even in my " comfy " 6 inch stilettos . So I just drank more . I woke up the next morning with my baby toes black from two giant blood blisters . I'll be sticking with flats for a while . Still cool . Because 25 years later they roll out with nano-augmentation . I just remembered this game comes out next week ! I stand corrected then . For some reason , I've never heard about the ones you mentioned .. huh ? I read yaknow as yak-now . TIL Seth Rogen is on Reddit Nice job idiot .. At least you killed those damn spiders Holy balls , I'm on the front page . J'ai quand même pas compris Dude , wtf don't scare me like that . People reddit at work People reddit at work Maybe you should just have sex with them all I gota say its hard to describe what goes through your head when your just wondering around Reddit like usual and see your own video I know .... My mother used to be a model and she had some kind of playboy pictures done . But ... that's modeling , this is much much worse . I pay 27.9 % for no health care , and pay 7.25 % sales tax ... and lose $ 350 / mo outta my check for health insurance ... and $ 110 in other deductions ( medicare , ss , etc . ) and $ 460 is almost another ~ 20 % of my paycheck ... so ... I'm sitting around 55.15 % of my pay anyways . Oh and my prescriptions come outta pocket ... $ 150 er visit ... $ 25 office visit ... dental is excluded as is vision ... nothing for schooling ... Are there people in the world that aren't ADHD ? I've been playing since the beginning of July and got put into Gold 1v1 and have no idea how it was possible dat baby from half a gram ? i can't see any bacon O . M . G . He got a MBA from my school ( Northwestern University ) ! ! ! ! My respect for Zileas has just risen so much , my mind is blown That is terrifying . How much did that cost ? o_O please don't lie , you look Amazing ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Wow They are next to the League of Legends booth They look far too , bright to be skittles vodka Maybe ? ~ ~ Wait ... so I did a recraft with two craft hats a few days * ago , and got a Crafted Level 8 Professional's Panama . That means this is the 8th crafted version of this hat ? I literally just did that about 30 seconds ago before coming back to the computer . I was going to do one just like that , but the + doesn't appear in memegenerator ( and I'm very lazy today ) isn't that that girl from that song friday ? That would really screw with the autistic kids . we are surrounded by redditors everywhere we go . If we mess up , we will turn on each other for the karma Where are the alien's ears ? Looks like the big cities of Russia need to just be wired for everyone to drive bumper cars . HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY OMFG 592 post . This self.anime post has the most post I've seen on r / anime . And this is followed by that 300 + recent post . If he does 4 miles in 4 minutes , he's going 6 miles per hour . Not bad . I wish I could do as good as that . What does this have to do with anything lgbt ? Well . My theory is that Hagrid's mother could have used his father like a sex toy . you'll never believe what's inmy crater Wow , Bada's growing a HELL of a lot faster than Android did ! Far be it from me to judge anyone's misfortunes but .. A lot of things are happening here and the numbers aren't adding up .. dated eight months .. had sex three times .. his penis was ' around ' 3.5 inches .. O_o you're either brave or crazy .. the fact you had sex with him despite his .. shortcomings , fine . Love is blind , whatever . But the fact you didn't stop it with a swift punch to the throat the first time as soon as the jabbing and NEVER STOP KISSING ME started .. Oh my god .. I have that same fucking cup . But ... That was the point of the video ... I have never had one IF he is real ( And i think he is We don't have a cleaning lady , but when I was younger and we went on family vacations , my mom would always force us to make the bed before we left . What did you do for those 12 minutes ? The scary thing : Anderson has gotten a lot * better * since this fight . Sorry , I don't understand ? I literally gasped . I've never seen this man before , and I feel like I've wasted so much time not looking at this I kind of like that name . Sounds very ... heroic ? don't build it first Home now ! Nothing was torn , they thought my foot might've been broken though . At first , I was like Same thing happened to my friend's older brother except it was a starburst Okay so just to make sure I understand , free gifts ≠ free gifts even though free_gifts are illegal no matter the type or size They're breeding I remember being at a gay club with a bunch of friends in Chicago for a book release party for this book , OMG , the strange live events I saw make so much more sense now . I never actually looked in the book til today . I am i have warlocks bitch at me for healing them Your name is Khuram ! For my next trick , I'll make that stick in your ass DISAPPEAR ! conspiracy theory : the soldier in the Tomb of the Unknown soldier is not only known , but he is also undead Here's a gem . While eating Thanksgiving dinner during my school break from college , I noticed that my mom took off her front teeth exposing an endless row of tooth decay . I told how the hell did that happen and apparently she never told me that she was toothless for over 30 years . I can't look at her the same way again . I was going to say ... I really don't know if I would have called my mom in this situation , not sure I would want to put her thought that Haha . This is my brother's favourite homefood . My mom makes that version all the time and it's very much so a comfort type food . Apparently " authentic " egyptian koshari is different based on my brother's discovery at a restaurant that made theirs out of large pasta and chickpeas and something else . True . But I live around a mostly Caucasian neighborhood and have Caucasian coworkers who think the idea of being adventurous is eating crab rangoons . I managed to fix it . Apparently if the A is capitalized it tries to hyperlink but if the A is lowercase it treats it as plain text Who is this ? I had always thought my dick was racist before I saw this ! ( It's the best show around right now . Tell your wife about all of the people from Arrested Development that are involved in it and make her watch all of them ! MAKE HER A FAN . Damn ... he's definitely a morning person Please take all my upvotes for the day ! oh holy shit at that Why is it that whenever I see american food I think ' ' Eeugh , that looks disgusting and greasy ' ' , but when it's European food it's always ' ' At least weed is still illegal , amiright ? what the fuck is wrong with your girlfriend ? CombatEX doesn't have MLG pass , needs to find one I keep re-reading your comment trying ( and failing ) to figure out what you are saying . But it has upvotes , so maybe I am the only one confused by it . I imagined him to have a bit more hair early on my god ive been speaking in limericks I did not see the NSFW and i clicked the link .... my fuckin ' 5 yeras old cousin was standing next to me I do . A couple of those words that you used twice had the same meaning both times . I'm not sure what you think impregnate , or buckle means . Where can I buy 100 of those ? mmmmmm ....... I wonder if nev_lem made the pictured post and masturbatory reply so that he could then make this post pointing it out , and whoring karma I tried to get in this past adult league season but no one ever contacted me . I was on the " list " but was never placed on a team ? I tried to get in this past adult league season but no one ever contacted me . I was on the " list " but was never placed on a team ? Or , like when John Lithgow opens the shade and ... You made it to the end ? Had known him for about a year , same friend circle , went to LANs together ect . We had the same taste in music , games and movies , he was funny , smart , with the most enticing blue eyes and messy brown hair . Passed him a note saying " I think I like you . =/ " When he finished reading it , his eyes were literally You have no idea how shitty it is to have a low metabolism I have no clue , really You have no idea how many times I wanted to stick my head in the sand when I butted right up against negative numbers in my bank account . Best moment ever : when my wife loaned me $ 150 so I could cover payroll for one of my first employees . I signed her check over to him ... his eyes ! ! When the ECC first turned into the EU , it was relatively easy to have Irish grandparents , and that allows for dual citizenship . Turned in my German passport , got an Irish one , but I still have my German Arbeitserlaubnis und staatsbuergerschaft tho . Wow , I wonder how long it is before someone takes a picture of themselves dying ( by bear attack or otherwise ) and uploads it to something like twitter as their last action How can you hate Capcom ? Steve Ballmer is a dick . I didn't see you wash your hands ..... ( That's a big left nut This explains a lot Two weeks . Or he's not actually Scotty's It ... it used to actually * be * just a ' guy thing ' ? If you actually took the time to wash your balls there shouldn't be any problem , it's not like you shared the same towel with another dude ... did you ? I wonder how many man-years that represents Had it too and loved it ! Whoa , maybe all of us laqueristas have had it I read in a book once that someone " pushed their hair back " behind their shoulder , and I read it as " back hair " Greetings ! I lurk around place to place and recently found out this even existed and links to ponybrigade , which I manage and try to keep running smoothly to whatever extent I can . I've been astounded by how much ponies like to game - - just a year ago the TF2 server I had was only active on the weekends at best , and now it's expanded to six , including two outside the US , and they all manage to keep busy Replace the pb and j with nutella ..... Man , I would destroy her . O_ It's still at 666 ! I went on a no-carb , no-sugar diet and now no longer fart . Kind of miss them , This is amazing I wonder if Dildroid would work on that thing .... Pipe still looks bent to me . Did you downvote your own post ? O M G ! the next step on the progamer career ladder : model Spherical lens ? This is ... surprisingly good . Yes , MC OP ' cause LoL is full of really good players ... I don't I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick , but I don't mean to be . I just use the right one without thinking . I never understood how this was difficult , cause it just happens .. automatically . I read it in Roman's voice ... Omg . I think I love you ..... nutella Srsly looks familiar " thsi is mad gay let me see tits " I've listened to Pure Moods for 15 years ( Don't look at me ! ! ) and always assumed this was a Native American chanter . I thought James Franco was Rachel Maddow in the thumbnail That ping I fucked a chick that threw in this cd , and I wondered why it was so familiar . ... but I'm sure as hell glad you did ! The phaal challenge ? it goes to the picture . You mean " The original Endermen " l ... Is that a golden creeper in the background In an interview he also claimed that he only practices for 2-4 hours a day due to school . That's some talent right there Imagine how cool it would of been if Yahweh appeared . I see 3 big mushrooms in that picture ! :D i wonder .... is that the new biome ? Rip muscles off ? there's more of us than yo think ... this shit got out of hand ... from shit like this Wow that just happened to me a couple of days ago ! + seems crazy , but Strider's health may be less than Zero's . I recently dated a woman who didn't believe in dinosaurs , I thought she was kidding , she wasn't If you dare And , you know this how ? soro to ... doppio ga gozaimassuuuuuu 17 Hours ! Um . Okay ? This was an observation about the audio cutting out on the stream NIGHTMARE FUEL It's actually pretty nice that things with the same effect have the same name ... Maybe ........ It's the text of the GOD'S ! The top two comments are trying to defend this guy ; but I though the point of the " homophobe " title was as a joke . The guy is over-the-top acting scared , which would be the literal definition of homophobe . I never got the impression that the Op meant this guy actually hates gays . Took me way too long to figure out the 3rd cell was a fire Tim H ? Tim Horton ? Nope , it was one per person . I didn't know anyone stacked Wriggles Was a medic on fire with 95 % uber and very low health . I run screaming medic towards a medic . He shoots me with his " healing needles " . I die in front of him , in a very dramatic way . The whole team goes This is so hilarious and genius at the same time that i feel like trying it myself Holy fuck ! I just read the " does he know what he is getting in to " link and There are real girls in the crowd I certainly don't hate the guy , but i'm just not attracted to him . I feel like i'm in the Twilight Zone sometimes , because I see all these other gay guys dying over him , and i'm just like " . . . I don't believe the size of that ! Put one next to a gallon of milk ! How is it that you escape feeling wanted EVERYday when you look like that ? ? My mom still beats me at tetris and I'm now 22 ... also wins at Pac-man . She's a beast ! Maybe this is where I got my pro gamer skillz Wow ... But how do i find a guy who has it ? What cues should i look for ? ? I dont wanna approach some random guy and just ask him . Last night there was some black guy just wandering around a small area by himself for like , an hour . Would he be approachable about this ? Awesome , I only had a few features , but now I have a super shell oh god , is the soy sauce draining INTO its body ? ^ Read strap on ... insta huh ? These are actually players that have confirmed they've accepted the invite . I'm just speculating about who else will be invited Ah ... so Pinkie makes them . I see . It all makes sense now . Don't worry ; they'll still be banned on the Reddit servers . :) thank you kind sir ! They DO have karaoke ( Tuesdays ) and live music ( Fridays ) . Not sure why I've never been there before .. I live right off Potranco I think that Riot Singed skin is worth a tad bit more than Riot K - 9 Nasus If " Strap on " is the most i have seen one of those in a gutter once next to some baseball fields . That was actually my internet username when I was a kid At first I was all :P and then I was all Unfortunately , it was KISS - Animalize Wait a second ... that was 2 different people I certainly will now ... im so OCD about such little things .. I have a feeling this will be one of them HOLY SHIT it already is Why did I see / hear a guy standing next to a Chinese flag yell out " Nippon " ? It would be great if we got some rain here in phx , az I don't think girls have foreskin . And if whatever they have is considered foreskin , then that'd be genital mutilation I'd rather not say . That would be giving a little too much away Haha not THAT underage That kind ? Turns out Postal III is based on Source Engine and is supposed to come out with native Linux version No no , it doesn't worry me that I'm not attracted to other underage people , that's a good thing . it worries me that its kinda suddenly happened , you know ? And its freaked me out a bit . It's not a character , its the actual person . I don't want to say who it is That's a very good point . Phew for throwaway accounts We can work out a deal if you want I didn't even know that button existed . Apparently you can buy happiness , and it costs a fiver There should be a question mark at the end of that title . I don't wanna start a flame war how do you know about that ? This is a little concerning You can be a Vampire on that game No . Puts into perspective how new America is as a nation . I wondered for a bit what caused the noticeable drop in the rate of increase just after 1600 ... black plague im moving to new york in a week and would like to get in some of this action as well ! fb search yields no results though Or that panicked moment when you're not sure if that fart was just a fart ... vagina boob how old are you ? do i get a pizza after i do this This is how I read it ... ciabatta ... Mmmm , spinach ... Mmmm , chicken ... Mmmmm , apple slices o_o , turkey bacon O_O goat cheese and honey misused by angry girlfriends . Was her name Mrs . Bednar ? You ate a baconater that had been sitting there all night > ? this just overwhelmed me You can tell by looking ? ! oh my god Not quite as major as some of the ones I see here How the hell My gf bites her nails and this confused me . Mainly because she wears one of those as a ring . The most expensive book I've ever " required " for a class was 45 bucks , if I'm not mistaken . I like the textbook companies because they randomly send me a shit-ton of stuff ! Then this random textbook lady cruises by my office every year to ask me if there's anything she can do for me . I'm married , so the answer is always no . What's not to say you'll be iced coffee someday ? Note to self : Read username * BEFORE * mousing over links in comment threads I feel like they're stealing my soul ... Did you just make this up ? Yeah , wtf is up with that Yep IE9 is definitely as bad as IE8 Who are all those people still using Vista ? stai ce ? I especially like the part about how effective divining rods are . My little sister got rear ended ( how would you know that ? what does it mean A what ? Sure , that's the very first time Russell mentioned atheism . I think she is . How could you tell it was rat fur ? they nailed it because they took a bunch of stuff from reddit You've got a wife that plays dota ? Messi is failing to meet expectations ? I watched up to 46 in two sittings ... best thing on youtube in a very long time ... I've lost track , though ... are we in real time or are these the tapes found from the hotel ? And not a single fuck was given . I looked at him with ಠ_ಠ . He looked back at me with At least they let you know they are ........ ' fixig ' . They should a zoom out feature for observers / replays Does your car have internet access The day i stumbled upon a little website called ... REDDIT . Oh god how my life changed i read on load that this can hit 100c Diffuse ... EVERYTHING ! Genius ! Adorable until you hear the crunching when they eat it in front of you . " WHAT A GOOD LITTLE HUNTER " . what idiot makes a line chart with two lines of the same color ? I know exactly where that is . Then he had better keep her away from his son ... Yahhh ! ! ! Lets just eat lettuce and tree leaves My cat brings me dead presents all the time and leaves them right in front of my driver side door outside of my car . On my birthday a couple of weeks ago he brought me a baby bunny . Wow , probably too much time for me to spend until my lottery retirement plan pans out ... Thanks for the informative post . I bestof'd you What the hell ? ? ? Your girlfriend is crazy . I didn't even know couples traded phones anyways That movie was some fucked up shit ... my mom drives a Jeep Wrangler ... That is some excellent man posing . ..... how does it get " broken " when there's no bone or anything inside ? Ohh literally lost , I get it now .... God damnit Reddit ... You look like my last year's math teacher That 404 page had the strangest colors and shapes that looked like a broken water bottle to me did u just hear something SirKeating ? I can't believe I'm going to see EITS in less than a month I was trying to join a server and I got a message " You've been banned from this server " . I had never been on that server ... * Original packaging ! ? ! * Oh god . I read the first two sentences of your post and thought " oh hey , mine are like that too ! cool ! " ... holy crap I shuddered ... like a real legit ice down my back shudder ... Damn OP ... You scary holy crap I shuddered ... like a real legit ice down my back shudder ... Damn OP ... You scary holy crap I shuddered ... like a real legit ice down my back shudder ... Damn OP ... You scary what the fuck is wrong with my country This information just allowed me to cook eggs without them sticking for the first time ever If a chair doesn't work , buy a ladder - _ - . Or pick up one of those dudes in front of the Home Depot ( I'm totally assuming you are in America ) . Or buy a lamp If I lived in your area and could drive , I'd totally drive you Since you used " heard " I'll Skype call you and say it Did they KNOW it was your birthday ? Looks like all my reviews are fake can't they move blocks O_O lol i chuckled at this post ... so random .. Yeah , I spent the night with a really cute girl and she was telling me about Craigslist posts that she made to get dates . I was like " I swear to God this is the first post I clicked on while on mobile reddit as I sat down to take a shit and it freaked me the fuck out . Don't count on it . Rainmaker is money grubbing and unimaginative . They attempted to ' Reboot ' it and have said if they were to do so the characters would be completely different to appeal to the audience of today . It's very unlikely we'd see a proper continuation of our favourite characters . Not to mention that the entire team responsible for Reboot does not work for this company , when they first drafted to revive it they hired a writer who's top credit was writing the 3rd direct to DVD Rugrats movie . I'm in scania . Yeah I'll join a big one then You could always use the cached version of reddit Same ! I'm studying nursing ( in Australia ) , and there's a Canadian RN who's come over to upskill her degree or something , and she told us about how they have to hang all their food up in a box in a nearby tall tree when they camp so that the bears don't eat it ... The rest of the class just goes I just went there last month and it was terrible . Cause your brain is weird sometimes . It just remembers random things and puts everything together in dreams . I had a dream I was flying a jetpack once and raped a kid while I was flying Wow this is awesome . I've only started playing SC about 2 months ago and I cannot get over how awesome the SC community is . Barcraft and now this .. and they're even donating $ 5,000 . Day 9 is the man ! Our leader is strong . PS : that cheque is massive . I .. eh .. what ? You do know you can get that for $ 18 . off of amazon right ? This belt is scary . I can't believe I was that big . All my clothes hang off me now . How old is her computer that it can't even handle Diablo 2 ? I ... what ? Like online pizza delivery but by phone ? Sleep is for the weak people That's my birthday too WELL . Now I know what ' sounddocking ' means . isn't it weird how that movie is 12 years old Why is it bothering you ? ? I'm pee shy and proud ! I did filthy vulgar things with my ex ( you got me beat with your filthy vulgarities though .. red wings ! ? Sadly , usuallly the regular BGM . HOwever , on the rare instances I take my MP3 player from my car and have it on me while playing SF4 , I am listening to Buckethead , Primus , or Electric Six . Why someone would listen to anything else baffles me they let you fire warning shots at people ? I know the girl ( and anyone who cleans the bathroom ) wear gloves and just scrub the hell out of whatever needs to be scrubbed the hell out of . I think our cleaners are probably more super , for lack of a better word , because it's not just for a household it's for A STATE I prefer getting called a bitch in drive thru than cleaning the bathrooms , I don't know why This belongs in WTF . Are those pink panties ? ( * Have you seen our kid ? ? He looks like ... us . * Oh geez ..... That was awesome . My cousin used to do that same thing when he was young , I think it's a developmental issue . Also , why is that girl wearing her mother's underwear ? Holy shit , that artist is fucking incredible $ 978 , fair en ... IS THIS THE AMERICAN DECIMAL MARK ? > You DON'T save : $ 299 ( 75 % ) You save : $ 100 ( 25 % ) We want to teach kids about credit , but we fuck up their fractions . Holy fuck it was about to lay eggs in your ear ! same here ... i want theses .... bad .... Oh I'm sure they'll do a thorough investigation . I didn't even know socks had a left and right ... 15 bucks seems a little pricey . Will probably still buy tho Who won ? I was going to say you can pay as you go . Then I looked up how much law school is even at a public university I don't get an Ani invite every 30 minutes though . Who does Woah , that is totally insane I know , right ? Who would down vote something like this ? Mind = BLOWN That does * not * make it okay . ... the fuck I'm awake now . She's the Smurfette This video took me a looooooong YouTube run that eventually ended in a bulldog making twin babies laugh . did you cut the guys name out ? NSFL not NSFW ! Ahhhhh my eyes .... I need those ! Meh , I just get lucky a lot . Getting lucky has taken me this far .. why would I want to start working hard now ? I think I'm hooked . What the fuck . Adobe flash player crashed when she sat down I had a list of 5 websites that were selling it for $ 99 and by now all sold out ... Bestbuy put back the price to $ 399 I've been having the opposite luck with swordmasters . Me ( Acrobat ) and my other two elementalist , mystic friends have been stomping all the swordmasters . i've never seen a movie like this video purports to make fun of What the hell .. is it Chernobyl Atlantic Herring or something ? You might wanna scan that with a geiger counter before trying to eat it or ... something .. a walrus on her period No , I'm just a software developer . I was simply surprised at how little retail managers get paid . I wasn't trying to brag about how much money I make ( $ 45k is not even that much Why the hell is cancer so common ? So would Riot's legal department ... Just got a Heroes Hachimaki + 7 paints from this awesome guy - Last thing i want to see here is Relevant_Rule 34 ' s reaction What's derpenstine trying to ask ? Doctor Who AND MLP Huh ? Are there any beams pre-change ? Could you still go with all those cats judging you ? I was watching the two horses on the left , then I saw legs fly up on the right and I'm like it's really laid back so jeans / tshirt / tennis shoes are gonna be what most people are wearing . i'm 27 so i'm a bit older and tbh , the people there are mostly around my age or a little older . not sure how you feel about that but it's not like we'll be surrounded by old geezers I did mention in the OP that I took multiple ( metaphorical ) showers to wipe off the unclean feeling . I'm not ' proud ' in any way . Happy that I managed to score my first big major resale value ( a full buds profit That is a good question . I grew up in central Ohio , and once had a boyfriend whose dad said I had a northern Ohio accent , and then he proceeded to describe the different regional Ohio accents ... I was like , what . the word " kiss " means " fuck " in arabic slang . the word " Air " is also slang for " dick " it's also pronounced " Ayr " aswell , and although the next one isn't a curse word , the name Caleb translates to " dog " . going backwards , the word " fuck " is the past tense of unscrewed , not as in unfucking but unscrewing a lid or something ... mind fuck Holy shit ! 100,000+ Students and Academic Staff Same here My Eyes : .... doesn't barefoot running exclude five-fingers ? Really ? They were using real guns . And he really DID have a forcefield . Yeah , I knew they stacked , but I didn't know you successfully pulled off that tactic that many times > _ > Wow , those are really well done She looks like water pouring out of a faucet in a zero-gravity zone . So mesmerizing . I didn't think there were many of our kind ( gay forever alones ) in Philly . nope , im the guy with pikachu , lol . who are you ? Imma say it once . That's a picture of a one legged amputee . You can fill in the rest Doing the dishes ? Good woman . Deserves a reward The first 30 seconds are what my nightmares are made of ; brief demonic possession voice with club dancing . Wonder what a satan fart smells like .... Damn , how many players were in that game ? Is it horrible of me to have laughed ? Oscar's incredible hat trick game winning goal in the u20 world cup final . Haha , I've been watching for eight hours straight Ohhh , that's dedication to annoyance . You shouldn't have let them know it bugged you . I once told this guy I didn't like it when people watch me eat . From then on , any time I was eating with him he'd stop what he was doing and stare . like : There is a little kid at the rink where I skate who wears these things Really ? What compels a person to do something like this ? I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT TEXT TURNED BLUE . The 5th picture girl's eyes look a bit huge . Just did this on Windows 7 and my link bypasses an mp3 - wav conversion by going straight from youtube to wav , there's no program involved . Did you try it ? I know right ? I thought the " Stop having Fun " guy was just a myth ... Not to mention he referred to the two year old girl as an " it . " Moreover , avoid contact with the bat if at all possible , the shots you have to get for the vaccine are really annoying ( not to mention , at least when I had to get them , strangely neon colored It is Sounds obvious , but really a lot of ink is wasted when you print something without checking it properly first . I have known people who were unaware of Print Preview Wow . Would definitely like to see more nothing as far as i'm aware ... An equalist like me ? My name is Paul , and I was singing this last night for some reason . A * 12 * year old ? You can definitely explain that to them Oh , but it doesn't congeal ! That WOULD be really nasty Holy Fuck is that Ted Mosby ! ? For some reason this is seriously creeping me out at first i was all e_e then i was all thanks ... yeah idk The low moans is right and way more vocal than any non hearing empared chick ... the down side ? picture fucking a hot blond that sounds like a cow Because its been said like 50 times in other posts There's to many bitches ! This is terrible .. were you just joking ? I'm not sure ... Plenty of things we need to do better to deal with the billions more we can expect over the next few decades . Dealing with soil erosion and overuse of fertilisers so we don't waste precious phosphorous by having it washed into the seas , for example . But , moving from industrial scale farming to personal scale farming is not one of those things . It's madness , hippy madness . Ah i see , well that was informative , seems digital and ananlog have very broad meanings ive never seen those candles before Oh god , those perspective problems make me feel kinda queezy i read it as " lavatory " Sounds more like a play style issue than race issue ? Ah , Very well ... Uh huh Yeah . Theyre identical . That shouldn't be legal . I wouldnt wanna cross monitor kid Hah ! Maybe that's it . I can't even seem to recall the sensation I get . I live in Ireland , maybe I get ones about huge rain drops ? " There's more energy in the molecules of wax than in the molecules of TNT . " There is a starcraft.org ? Why didn't you just surround it in bedrock ? The house is still there he just can't get to it I'm about to start it as well The video id in the url is blowing my mind ... thc What is this witchcraft ! I ... wait , what ? You can hurt people with your mind ? Super Glass cannon Yi Holy shit O_o wth ? i was banned from posting threads cause i posted my stream , was checking to see if taht was lifted One of us ... one of us ... one of us ... oh man , what if you could burrow buildings .. ? oh man oh god oh man OH GOD OH MAN touche cheese I ... still don't know this ... One of us ... one of us ... one of us ... I'm not really a stalker but I've seen you many times lately . Holy crap you post a lot mine said the trunk if it weren't for Hydreigon and Reuniclus , I would have thought this was from an older game I haven't played , because I have no idea what this is A 1GB flash drive ? How sure are you ? ( This is what my experience has been too . Non-religious , but attended Catholic school as a kid . Evolution was part of the curriculum , and never treated as less than fact . Then I learned about Creationism on the internet , and went Can't trust them but you love eating their food ... ? ? ? Look at picture of elf houses , see T - 16 skyhopper in background Who wants to be _that_ guy ? You know , the one whose dick causes cancer . Wizard Meth I can think of two reasons scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll the fuck have i done this isn't real " Going down " on someone is archaic ? Since when ? Interesting . It's on the complete series set . I just went and watched it after you said it was banned . I feel that the moral may not have to do completely with it . I feel the almost headache inducing flashing sequence in one of the songs may have been one of the other reasons . mine is private too , but they are still asking such stuff - . - i clearly said NO TNT , and what do you think thats away 1 hour later ? THE SPAWN I don't know what this is ... I'm more amused that two women can do this and live than anything . Like I want to show this to everyone if it was raining during a sandstorm , wouldnt it be more like raining mud ? like , some sorta crazy mudstorm ? Didn't notice this was r / minecraft until the third frame , so when it said ' can you take away the rain ? Alright ' I was like ' YIKES Oddly , watching this video and seeing the height made my wrists hurt . * Ate ? * We're talking about HER APPLE , right ? I guess y'all skip throwing the coxs in after you win a race then ( I hope ) ... Certainly a badass moment but in future you never try to grab a falling knife , what if you'd cut open your hand ? At first I thought this was a kindergarten checklist ... " Has a tattoo " i'm just enthralled that this picture is in color at first i was like Why is this downvoted ? Is it a scam ? I'm not going to give anyone the requested info without a . gov domain unless it's verified as Real by Reddit ... Thing is : I saw her - yes , she IS a girl . And she has such a low voice It's like . . . you knew exactly what I was doing People still use Tissues ? 3 second silence on a 6 second cooldown ? i had gom player but i had to get korean one to play the vid Hmm really ? I didn't think there was a difference Microwave ... doughnuts ... I know , that is the term that was used during the last election , though . I really couldn't believe that someone could be a Muslim AND a member of a radical racist Christian Church also ... Really ? I hadn't checked ! Awesome ... that has to be my all time low . The ironic part is I'm from the south ... can't seem to add you on sc2 Captain Jack ? Pose as little girl -> gay get all teh guys . Milk of the puppy ? WHAT WHAT WHAT ? ! ? ! ? ! MOFFUCKED ! I got 90 % because I chose option 1 on the last question ... How about TvP on the Korean graph ? 38.8 vs 61.2 why is everyone dying today ? But ... Hair has nothing to do with femme From Stringer Bell . Being Level 85 gets you women ? What's with Cesc's sports bra ? ! It's an American HBO show set in the 1930 ' s on a traveling circus . There is mystery , magic , struggles between good / evil - and it is very well done , well acted , and set up . Although I'm not done yet , I would highly recommend it to you based on the programs you listed . Although I am very disappointed that The Wire is one of your dislikes ... You're right ... Weird . When I first started playing it it started at the breakdown ... I , for one , have never felt that PC gaming was dying . 51-52 . Outloud , but I'm alone ... but , ticks and mites are arachnids , not insects I just want to share an encouraging story along this line , since I'm thinking about it . So , Disturbed has a kind of reputation for misogyny due to songs like " Down with the Sickness " and " The Game " right ? The one time I was at a Disturbed show and didn't have my own seat , not a single guy hassled me and my cousins . A few women decided to grind on my female cousin , though . inflatable beer pong table ? don't you need a hard surface to play beer pong ? " Breast jobs ... usually make the person look better " So true . I'll try , I have a lot to do . Support Morgana ? Honestly , AKB 48 just overdoes it for me . I always thought Morning Musume was too big for their own good . Now AKB 48 comes along Wonder what's on tv ? .... for the rest of the night . Personally , I find it disgusting just thinking about it . I've never tried it , but I don't think I want to I was just thinking about this last night while I was at a [ 7 ] and brushing my teeth ! It's awesome ! And then the minty flavor left in your mouth , om nom nom nom nommm ! Now .. try brushing your teeth .. in the SHOWER ! Well it is dude , it's a picture of my wood ... wait that came out wrong 8 hours . Holy mother of God . But , wait , what ? With Carrie Fisher coked up , wasn't he a tag team partner with the Big Boss Man ? What's even freakier is seeing the wings at landing when most of the fuel is gone and they're deflecting 6 foot up whereas they were bending down a few feet before takeoff . You never deleted your internet history ? I deleted mine everytime I got off work I can only handle so much blowing of my mind in a short span of time ... I must get off of this thread Sweet mother of God ! That looks pretty damn good ! MY . GOD . My god your lips . Now that's a * bright * idea ! I just posted an article about my sleep paralysis in / r / nosleep . I went to a concert in Indy last fall . It was mostly really awkward fat girls with Hanson tattooed all over their bodies or attractive drunk chicks , and one 50 - ish year old guy in cutoff shorts ... Batman Exam Two years to the day ... I'm moving to this exact town in less than a week . Is the saying ' wetwork ' , I always thought it was ' woodwork ' That fence kinda looks like a penis Wow , that is by far the most imbalanced / unfair trade I've heard of yet i know . i cant marry everyone . Unless I was a polygamist . But WHY ! Why is there writing for one message and an image for the other there isn't ? this is impressive In grade three I was given detention because the teacher thought I was wearing lipstick , even though she scrubbed my face with a paper towel and nothing came off . She said it must be " mood lipstick " , whatever the hell that means that works shhhhh dont tell her . i think she mighta already commented on the thread Just read through their ' comedy ' about atheists . It was just insults For some reason , the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic ( before i noticed your " avengers filming " was Prototype Yikes , seems it was an agonizing process for you ! Alright thanks , I'll definitely try and make it through the rest of today and go to sleep at around 9pm or so and hopefully that helps ... I keep setting the alarm , which is across the room ( About 15 feet ) , and I apparently turn it off , according to my roommate ( Says I go to the bathroom , talk and stuff , which I have no memory of Alright thanks , I'll definitely try and make it through the rest of today and go to sleep at around 9pm or so and hopefully that helps ... I keep setting the alarm , which is across the room ( About 15 feet ) , and I apparently turn it off , according to my roommate ( Says I go to the bathroom , talk and stuff , which I have no memory of Why is a girl fapping ? Damn , sorry then . People really use that ? Fuck . ... * and * you're only 5 ' tall ? There are other redditors in Singapore ? i thought it was over , the second one caught me so of guard i'm still shaking I am at work at the moment and just jumped around and hid under a book ... My colleagues looked at me like Wuuuut ? that's awesome . my mom's name is Eiko . bon matin At first I was like " no way " , and then I was like " 34560 Glad to see your dad meets your expectations . Jellyfish ... Especially those giant ones in Japan Lucky us ! If not ... I had on headphones I haven't noticed any other visual change in r / Guildwars 2 except for the position of the search bar when i disabled it . Am i missing out on something ? Looks exactly like what I've got mate Its not a real puppet :) Just an image of one .. why does no one get this ? I carved a picture of a zombie / puppet / mermaid in a stint of boredom . Its not like a functioning puppet and im not going to do standup with it . So ... There's a lumberjack themed theme park ? It's very strange that my mind had pictured a woman teacher . When I go back and read it , I was sure there was a " she " or " her " in there . I can only suggest splitting it into the six main pieces . The tiniest about of movement and gravity wins against the bottom magnets . The weight of it in one piece and shaking in a vehicle ( for 16 hours You'd think somebody would do the math at some point to see how much revenue is lost because of this and do something about it YES ! Thank you , finally I can get this out of my head Holy fucking shit . Well they certainly don't hover hand . Also , that's kind of a creepy expression Matt has Correct . Also , 3 minutes ? ! That's a leg ? I think that the combination of the apple and the leaf make an M for mac rumors , and that the seeds form a mouse clicking with white space . I hope that's all there is - I'm going to school for graphic design Huh , weird . I was taught gringo english and I've always called it a queue . They had Tumblr in ancient greece ? I think this has been posted 48 times since the rally ... Caspar the ghost.Realy You use deodorant on your back ? I've had those for the longest time . Doctor gave me lotion for it Are you psychic ? it's not go-ee-thee ? Building was shaking crazy Stropping on his hand , I'm on Long Island NY and we felt it too , Hahah it was so funny . I was a DADT engineer on the F - 22 for Lockheed of which Boeing was our partner . Our crack criteria was determined by the airforce , so I was wondering how different the criteria was for commerical planes . You mentioned CFRP doesn't fatigue making me go Wow , me too . Cum brothers Towson here , felt that . My PC tower was wobbling The elusive Mommicus hypocrticus ... But is it so when you're in front or behind the cable ? I need the crow I felt it in Chillicothe . My wife told me people in Northern Michigan felt it as well . Looks amazing . It's not easy to get color like that . And the white ! WTF is that o_O Holy fucking crap ! I'm 30 miles from the epicenter Deadwood needs a nerf ? Man , I think that movie impressed both my Dad and 9yr old me . Just sitting there watching the dinos running across that giant field , definitely a total o_o o_O Jacy knows everything > You'd think somebody would do the math at some point to see how much revenue is lost because of this and do something about it Man , 3 months ago I would've agreed . Then I drove in SF during rush hour for the first time since selling my car and moving up here . I'll take awful traffic and stuck on the fwys ANY DAY over trying to maneuver the FiDi at 5pm on a game day Skip a bunch of remakes to surprise the shit out of us with twilight princess Did he use the dog as rape bait ? omg so cute Did the original Yuna have her pants up so high ? Just about everyone on reddit . she coulda worked there This in itself is a post about the earthquake . pics ? Nice catch ; weird that the Flickr page would have it wrong How is knowing the basics of first aid relevant to dating ? NICE ! It's not seasons old ... Are people seriously having this discussion ? Jesus ! I had no idea ... god people have no sense of humor nowadays You sound like my friend ... Huh . I was not aware that any companies actually put discussion of your salary into an NDA . Seems very odd . Anytime I've had an issue while under an Apple warranty they've made it extremely simple to deal with . I've abused this current MBP for 2 + years with no issue ( every day , work / personal /8 + hrs daily ) so I've never had to replace any parts . I have had an iPhone display issue and they replaced the phone with barely any questions . But , yeah , mileage will vary . You've heard folks being told to buy a new computer while under warranty ? Is anyone else creeped out by how orgasmic their faces look ? Ahhhh , same response and age The point of this thread is discussing that law , and whether or not it makes sense for bikes in all situations . I actually cried shenanigans on your shenanigans , and checked it in MS Paint myself ... wowzers I was thinking the same thing ... I want to see your cook book collection . That * is * fucking terrifying . Especially since I just saw that AWFUL video of that kid jumping of the bridge in Lebanon or wherever and getting his whole face split in half and dying That was this first thing I saw . snap me too . ohyahbohr's resume looks eerily like mine though I don't know much about art , but I know what makes me wake up screaming in the middle of the night . Is that ... The pigeon who wanted to drive the bus ? I read the first half of your comment and was all I do have a best friend , and it bewilders me , too . OMG WHAT A GIANT ... tail ! Cuddly fella ... She's a grandmother at 45 ? I love this , but I cannot believe ... I guess 32 is the official age at which I cannot conceive putting this much effort into a coloring book . But well done . I'm sorry . If developers like this can get jobs I think it may be time for me to start hunting for a job I just realized it had multiple openings ... I want those shoes When I heard that I was like Didn't we have that before ? I remember seeing it just a few days ago . ErisHeiress answered correctly , but I just came to say that the middle one looks EXACTLY like a hair comb we used as a prop in a production of Snow White I did as a kid ! And Apu Nahasapeemapetilan isn't voiced by an Indian either . Subreddit much ? how did your friend become more ethnic ? HOW DO I GET ONE You two looked identical oh my god you're right ! I open most things from in my inbox , don't notice stuff like that ... dude how can you stand that all the time ? ! I see you reading this ! Ditto , but 25 and 19 . The one in the check in booth . You bought 6 and received 12 ... or you bought 12 and received 24 Whew . Close call ! Your heads appear to have grown my ~ ~ god ~ ~ < some deity that may or may not exist > that brings back memories I'm more sad for the thing next to her . Maybe we shouldn't have dismissed him over a scream ... Calc-educated redditors ? I learned this in high school when I was 16 ... Everyone does here ( France ) . You don't in the US ? Or is it that most redditors are under 16 ? Wait really ? There's a full plate of kimbap out on the table right now jesus what have i done Might ? It's the Libyans ! The intro was kinda of fucking creepy to the video ..... that's not even remotely the same How can you not want those ? Just wait until the syllabi end and the actual work begins So you really think China is going to invade the US ? Pretty sure that was freshman English here in the states bro . Either way , cool movie . The remake was fun to watch too since it had guns and shit Your dorms have computer labs ? Your dorms have computer labs ? what the heck is this about ? I am really confused as to how you did not figure this out That should make for some interesting tan lines When I comment on something I always forget about it , then when I see I have a message I think " Oh shit , what have I done now .. There are plenty of youtube videos showing the results of that exact thing happening . lol no ... but my gyno had very big hand I marked this NSFW due to the busty advertisements on the sides of the website . I have always found that ghost terrifying So is * this * what I'm watching right now outside in the brickyard ? ! ? Everything . Yes ! 949 redditor ! This is the most amazing bp I've ever seen I didn't notice that at all Yes you should be ashamed . GO PLAY IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW Wait ... what ? Who looks like this when using a smart phone ? I lost mine to ' Blood and tears ' - Steve Vai r u kidding , right ? how'd you do that 1.5 is several decades ? Lolz people still get games through places other than steam ? Anyone care to explain why this guy's getting massive downvotes ? 368 ? Is ... is that a typo ? Upvoted just for Feed Me , but this song sounds a little generic by his standards . Doesn't make me go An eigth for $ 50 ? I'm 6 months older than her Hey any luck ? I've the same problem with no luck . Both channels seem to kinda work , as if I plug a headset into the headphone port on the speaker HALFWAY , both channels of the headset work fine . I've had the speaker apart with no obvious bad solder joints and no obvious mechanical damage to the speaker itself . I'm stumped Not only destructible debris ... creatable debris ! ! Imaging this game with average redditors White text over a white shirt ... genius How did you get that out of this ? wow op answered thanks ! also when you do get it open can you post links of what's in it in either a new thread or the original text box of this thread so we can all see " Smell Yo Dick " But when you flush , your pee / poop particles go everywhere ! ! Even on your * toothbrush * . Oh yeah . Then you ran across things like " Usagi's Usual Morning " and you were left all Not only do I go to UNC , but I'm also going to my first Kendo practice tonight Lol wut . I went to sleep with 209 upvotes , woke up with 217 . HAO DID U KNOW I don't really understand ... Ah right . I tested it on all the FOV settings and sadly that didn't solve anything for me ! I want to run my game on 90 ... All these " these comics are all the same " comics are all the same . I read " 57 penises , " and was thoroughly confused . My apologies then . I misunderstood , that's the last time I reddit before dinner . Hungry = read something incorrect , apparently You're lucky ; my 65lb Lab mix tries to climb into my lap while the car is moving . A what delay , now ? When i saw it was a bird he was making , i was like Is is it weird that the show's theme was playing on pandora when I saw this So liking more than one genre of music is a bad thing ? Who are you quoting ? I've read that exact paragraph before she is pretty , those eyes Holy shit , i want those shoes Looks like the heavy from TF2 You're very aggressive , I can see why people don't annoy you in game You really think immortals , warp prisms , and ravens are useless ? I hate when comics are way to god damn long and then not funny at the end Way too much damage for ... a tank ? wait a minute ... i may have this system wrong He was upset about never being circumcised ? I am in the business of making things dull to shiny . Or kills a bike lane and puts a kitten there instead . woah i didnt know dainese had anything under 400-500 oh shit oh shit I * was * suspicious ... I guess I just accepted it once the clip ended with no obvious indication of being a sketch show , except ... uhm : " THE BOAT . how did you find this picture Why is the american government running adverts telling it's citizens to enforce its christian moralities on people ? why was it necessary to get on all 4 ' s I actually researched this because you just blew my mind . I refused to believe that Messi , after living in Barcelona since he's been 13 years old , can't speak Catal á . But you're right . Why were they selling their signs ? Where is this ? Upvote ; that was fucking incredible everything is brown This is some Hindu-Nirvana shit right here im not really sure how many entered . i chose to enter at the place where i bought a bike because it didnt seemed like they advertised the event as much as places like berts . who knows , maybe i got chosen because i was the only one who used that dealership What's with the creepy doll on Oprah's couch ? what on his right arm ? ... universe ? That dude is surrounded by hot women , booze , and sex and he could not look any more bored . i am at a loss for words . this sort of blatant alcohol abuse is excusable . no ! not the captain ! ! ! ! ! funny , 2 days ago it would appear that you were a female who has only ever had one night stands ... Gas from trees ? How about he just freaking accept that everybody's not dtf every minute he is ? I have no idea what that guy is doing Yeah I thought this was an in-game screenshot when I first saw it The Knights of New ... Failed us ? ? ? Wow , Icenhancer is getting better and better Holy ! The screenshots are amazing now do Battletoads What the I don't even ... Oooh , My favorite thing about DF ? Those times you look down at what's happening and think : Those eyes , I can't look away I don't see the problem with what she said . I know exactly how you feel . I have to go to " work " , then pack the car in preparation to leave tomorrow . Holy shit . I can't believe I leave for the playa tomorrow . hmm ... based on the votes , ( 5 v 5 ) i guess i should have titled this " look what my girlfriend drew at her office " love the band , but still think this is an odd single for the new album I never used SAI ... that's what young people use No clue * NOT * the strangest ? Proof . education , sustainability , social justice matters ? I now see dicks instead of bones ... So much weed At first i was like - . - then i was like Good idea ! For some reason i didnt think of a squat rack . I just checked craigslist for what you were talking about and found one . Full olympic weight set , bar , lat pull down , squat rack , ab-bench and bench , ez curl all nautilus brand . $ 205 there is no spoon I get this a lot too . I'm a software engineer as well and it is funny how many times folks tell me to my face that Macs are for people who don't know what they are doing , or are overpriced , or that you'd be foolish to buy one . DO THEY HATE REDDIT ? ? ? ? Nigger homes ? Holy crap ! and how old are you ? ? ? be honest ... i must know Ah ! I see why I didn't recognize any of these bands ! They have gone against the grain and posted the album title first and the band second . Ladder anxiety on League of Legends ? am I the only one who read nun instead of noun ? oh baby i'll like the beans off your body anyday is that you blametruth o-o he just made a video about finding his old cards you better pray my gf doesn't click this fucking link .... I am Hold up , where did you even get a picture of a child with a boner ? lmao , if only . It went more like Why is the infiltrator a young kid with no brains ? I was like " Oh its LeBlanc you stupids " then read that and looked closer and I went How on earth do you mistake the clutch for the brake ? Maybe he * does * understand why we're asking , and that's why he's not saying anything . 2 time trials in a 7 stage race is also a bit that was supposed to be a reply to the parent Caitlyn doesn't have a stun yes actually ... maybe this is actually a cancer support group and we're not supposed to be here ? ? ? Is that finn on the screen ? Why does someone keep voting you down for speaking plain , hard facts ? what song was it ? " My grass was the wrong color . " After re-reading her post , I'm a little unsure about what Merissa is saying . She didn't explicitly state her point , or what the reader was supposed to agree with . After going through it slowly , I think it can be interpreted that Merissa wants illegal immigrants to be shot or sent to 12 years in prison . Show is seriously awful . Not sure why I keep watching it . Does this mean I was right ? Woah just staring at that picture of 10 and 11 in the SAME outfit is really making my head spin . I can't get a handle on it , seriously . Woah just staring at that picture of 10 and 11 in the SAME outfit is really making my head spin . I can't get a handle on it , seriously . HOLY GODDAMN . Your what is far from that usual ? Makes you wonder , what do tattoos with oriental writing really say in English speaking countries . I think your car has the red ring of death my uncle had a squirrel infestation in his attic and he dealt with it like any gun nut would , he shot at them with a . 22 rifle Haven't had those in a while ... I hope they still sell them here Hahah so great ! Im not creative either ... some of these titles im like 35 days ? ? that is the sickest bong i have ever seen I'm really curious though , wouldn't she have felt the hair while showering / bathing with soap ? Or even the tiny bit of texture that feels through the toilet paper when you wipe ? I must either have industrial grade pubic hair , or your mom has infinitely soft down hair Actually im the type of guy that would prefer that . I constantly notice how photoshopped cleavage is in magazines . It doesn't even look real at all , I don't understand how people approve it for their ads I would let my kid keep their teeth in their mouth where they are , knowing full well I could knock them out later if I chose to . Unless you are talking about something different ... Appropriate username why would an L be a blunt ? true that , but still i box like that too . i am left handed , but use the mouse right handed Damn , it's TRUE So you wouldn't even be creating anything then ? Kinda defeats the purpose of trying to making something , no ? Do it again . Oh dear god , i know who that girl is This is so awkward . All of TNG is now up for streaming on Netflix . what does getting a kick in the balls got to do with either boners or periods ? Basically the same as most of you .. but on more than one occasion I ended up bleeding through my jeans at school and find my chair was covered in blood A yellow lighter ! I think my face is more akin to In your linked video , he looks like he is locking some of his knuckles in the tiger pushups ... cheater ! The phoenix eye ones are impressive tho That looks like George Takei ... what's different about typing left-handed ? Why does the pyro have a shirt She does it better than you That's why my package was late wtf happened to that sniper ? That's a really broad question This is the cutest thing I think I've ever seen The thumbnail had me thinking he was just blowing massive spit bubbles . Don't know why I clicked on it Oh easy done . I actually have some thick art board left over that I was gonna try ... but I think since thats not plastic , it'd soak pee and what not and smell a bit ... where ? Hey do guys think the squid will join the crew I was there in 2006 and I didn't see a single one you're not expected to do anything I'm kind of calling fake if , in 3 years , that was your weirdest request ... Stop . Karma doesn't matter . Nobody cares if Why try a DEMO when I can try the entire game ? " really ? 2011 Dallas Cowboys : MIB 3 years and no posts We can see that by your minerals ... that wasn't a creak . That's ... quite a magnet you have there . As a college Korean American myself , I can't say that I'm exceptional when it comes to holding down my drinks . But you see some of the 40s - 50s adults in Korean restaurants and they'll have about 12-16 empty bottles of soju between 3-4 guys . And they consider those ' round 1 . ' Crazy stuff . how do you record this Wait what this thread is about Soraka people were actually phoning you up because you're closing a subreddit ? Really , the New Brunswick part ? ! yes , way too cheap You still need the phillips head ? ! Imagine how bad it was for women before pads . They had to wear freaking _belts_ with dangling clips . They had thick padded cotton cloth pads that had to be washed _by hand _ and hung out to dry . That doesn't sound like Steam . Landing on it's belly ! ? don't knock it till you've tried it I'll show ye ... TIL I am a hard sci fi writer Because an engineer will hit me , and I will die , and it will piss me off Nice game . I keep messing up when the Green one appears on the bottom right . My brain forces me to think that WASD is for the balancing ( since it's on the left ) and the arrows for the green . God damn you That green chair is amazing .... * * Original Submission [ 100 % ]: * * [ Why I'll never make Reddit front page . ] ( / r / funny / comments / jv2dz " Posted by * * Posted : * * 7h before this post by * [ o_OReddit ] ( / user / Based on your username , I might pass unless you've washed your hands Ah , of course ... I thought the antenna looking thing was connected to it My dad just out of the blue says , " They will cry wolf ... she says it's ok and that everything is fine and dandy but then they cry wolf . Be carefull . You don't want to put yourself in that situation . " So I said , " OK , Dad .. " What the fuck did I just see ? What is your summoner name ? It shouldn't show 1401 as silver , since that's not even close enough for the rounding issue it is still fucked up for me I can't stop watching it Why are you talking about * Ro-bearBerbil , * when my comment was in response to anonIdahoGuy's " evolutionary instinct " argument ? It has nothing to do with Ro-bearBerbil's situation . Seriously , I mean the people leaving comments on there are either incredibly oblivious or just stupid . What if she's just crazy , too ... I wouldn't call that nice No-one's here Yeah I brought one of these to office hours once and the professor was like " Unless you go on I - 75 , then you're going North , South , East AND West all at the same time . I love the numbered grid pattern here , but it's god-awful in Hialeah , where the streets start and stop every other block Damn , I gotta drink 5 drinks in an hour to be past the legal limit ? I would buy one I could watch his hands all day JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ! Especially the way he says ' next ... ' as if that is a request for a new pose / photo What is it ? How do you guys restore photos like this ? ! Is there a tutorial on how to do this with photoshop somewhere ? Baby broth ! ! He's reaching for his neck ! He's reaching for his neck ! I got a phone call from a guy I like , telling me that I would be better if I lost weight ... yesterday ... at 3am ... waking me up omg omg omg i had totaly forgot about that i could hear the ocean When is the bonus weekend ? often suggests you don't ALWAYS call her that I remember this show Rivers aren't THAT frequent . This is oddly creepy The thought of non-existence . Just ... not ' being ' anymore . four head ? that's a point 4 head Did I play against you earlier ? ! ? ! Perhaps s / he was waiting for him to come alone , then would pose as a friend / family member to ' pick him up ' and take him to his lovely date ! Lol creepy thought , perhaps s / he was watching OP's friend each time he arrived ? You sound like a fan of eugenics . Without LSD it is already one crazy mindfuck ... that portion size looks huge Holy wow . You were right WTF is this shit I don't use a tablet to browse the web ... Beautiful quads Thank you very much ! I would very much appreciate if you made a video , but ofcourse you decide ! This helped a lot ... now i just need Cinema 4D ! She writes baby fur comics too , this site is fuck'd um .. why the hell would her sister out her ? They look like a I transferred from overseas to the States after my sophomore year . HALF WAY through my junior year , the county school system decides to administer a test to determine if I was placed in the proper English class .... by pulling me out of my academic English class . The test administrator asked me " Do you speak English ? " What if being higher scares me ? because west jet flights have those TV's on the back of the seats ! AND THAT SHIT'S AWESOME . It's just the staff ... they worry me . How is BF3 more like CoD compared to BFBC 2 ? Haha Linton Oaks . wtf was a gator doing there ? How do you know ? She ripped our Valdmir on mid hmm it would be better the other way around $ 465,270 ... Intriguing I thought of barnacles ! Sick keyboard ! Man are people fast on grabbing these , get one in 0.5 sec and its already used This shit should be BANNED . That last panel made me feel a bit iffy because of the previous one . Also , iffy is apparently a word Then why did you ask ? e ok , serios , chiar nu am vrut sa mananc nimic azi If i remember correctly a 1.2 TB SSD costs $ 5,00 . There is a Qadiani video there as well That is badass . Can you really link to porn here ? Play Dead Space 2 and see how far i can get before i turn the game off in mary-jane induced fear Nintendo did 9/11 Where did you buy yours and for how much ? I just posted a link to the same video that is a recommended watch to anyone after they view the video . I posted that link because it wasn't posted yet and I did so without any intent on starting an argument . And you think I'm mad ... because of .... What ? Mind = Blown . That is sooo awesome , even the text sends chills down my spine . I swear majora's mask probably traumatized me a bit as a kid . Right . Ummmmm ... okay . Thanks for , uh ... answering ... Yeah , I have a pretty long neck , though I've never really gotten many comments about it ... The most noticeable ting is that I have a very long chin ( not visible in this picture ) . Also , I thought we were rating looks , not fashion sense wow .... why doesn't he just get a chill mat ? That's like $ 70 USD though . My cat is ADDICTED to my little brother's scent , especially his sweaty clothes . My brother has a bad habit of taking off his clothes when he gets home from baseball and leaving them on the floor , and on multiple occasions I've caught my cat rolling around in them like they were full of catnip or something . Depends . How long have you been lurking ! ? did you look at the map ? there were at least 2 paths that crossed through Oklahoma I love you forever He * * owns * * a Catholic Why are all of your smiles exactly the same ? ! over 200 subscribers … OK , i am very sorry ! But i dont get it though , Black Ops ' ' Battle Recorder ' ' was able to be seen in Youtube .. aww chihuahua ... but what happened to the dog on the right ? If by " forced surgery " you actually mean " additional taxes " then , um yes , I guess so . Why are you reading this thread then ? Am i turning blind or why dont i see a pinkamena there dish soap and sponge ? Why is your flair pink ? The part where the fungus comes out of the ant's head is nasty That is one of the greatest clips I have ever witnessed in my life Everyone usually loses to MVP I wish . Haha I * used * to be a carb queen ! I thought pasta was one of the healthiest things I could eat Its looks like the left two faces in the 4th - to-last panel get larger or smaller as you scroll up and down . what is in the video ? those fans are amazing , but I don't think I'd trust em on my junk That's a lot of views His win streak is extraordinarily impressive I'm terrified to level a new alt after reading this . * * * IS ANYONE INTERESTED IN CREATING A FOCUS GROUP DETERMINING WHETHER AN AMA FOR A PERSON WHO HIJACKED A THREAT AND WASN'T HONEST ABOUT IT WOULD BE WORTH CREATING AN AMA FOR ? ! ? ! i dont go over to friends houses because last time i did he was a sleep humper ( i'm a guy to so he might be gay I just don't understand how that could have carcinogens when trees don't Did I hear something about unlimited detail ? You didn't ? I'm sorry to hear about your aunt How could you possibly think you are ugly ? You're just bringing up the folder that the " Search Control Panel " box searches through . You'd mightaswell just use the standard control panel I've actually had people try to offer me money if I taught them . To be honest , it's just something I randomly know how to do , like wiggling my ears , or taco tongue . I bet that means I could make ratatouille too damn you are fine wow did not know australian and american parties were so close There are soo many other problems with this build man , that like .. You know .. outweigh the time you spend injecting queens . Like .. wondering queens is an issue The comments on that video Lovely area ..... maybe just trim those back a little more You hardly remember her in a drunken state but you know she's an 8 ? I had a dream that went from being about soul eater to pokemon to gash bell and ending with harry potter How could such a grandeur of a mistake have taken place Haha ! I like this . What's with the stairs with a torch on it , though ? Your ignorance level is too damn high ... does that even make sense ? Great shot ! Fantastic view of the sky there . I'm planning on checking out the harbor on a run later today . Winds are still kicking right now .... Oh Notch ! I've been telling everyone about the release and it's guessed date . I didn't even bother to get prepared . Wait am I reading this right ? A gamepad . A piece of physical hardware used to control a local system . It requires internet connectivity ? I was still living in Saint-John , New-Brunswick when that happened and all I can remember is the intense damage it caused to the tree in front of my house . It was literally split in half I wouldn't say pissed but there is a look in his eyes . Kinda like That key contains his DNA " official " build ? How old are you ? Proceed ... sounds like my breakfast . Why does the picture look like a painting when you zoom in ? Is that technically ... your neighbor with the kids , or the neighbor next to them ? That is an amazingly awesome beard . I previously thought he was a medicore zerg . What an eye-opener taking down the favorite Puma Ja też nie Wait , what ? I'm lost . I was just kidding on the stalker . You looked away to type this , are you still with us Bob ? Way to knock out my coco berry bombs :P Awesome pic too , what camera do you use ? Thanks , I think my eyes / eyebrows are one of my favourite features . people are allowed to have their own favourite features , right ? Oh yeah . I saw this once the other day . I could've sworn it either thouwas trying to make me stalk someone wait a sec .... this isn't fitness For some reason , I hated the Lunataks My first reaction was to make sure this was posted in r / woahdude . It only happened once in my experience . Right after we landed , the pilot announced that we were about 45 minutes early to our destination , which prompted a round of applause from the passengers . my first bike is a measly 107BHP ... .. I almost went for a z1 Wait , what does that mean though ? Do you think reddit limits one account per IP ? Mine had sex with the dog I'm confused as to what this means though . Thanks for the info . I didn't * think * that's what it was For some reason I felt as though I was going to have an anxiety attack I think Pobelter's signature was really nice Yes + collar . All the time . Wow , that headline Look at those ears ! How do you say no to that face ? ! did OP accidentally double ENTendre ? LOL , Sooooo True ... but i would like at least get a glimpse of the " Logic " on this issue ... its better then the story my buddy told me about his wife , evidently she had a dream where he did something in the dream that was F'd up and pissed her off in her DREAM and when she got up she was pissed at him for what he did in her dream for 2 days ... evidently she does it ever few months . but never tells him what it is that he did in the dream cool . They're canadian ? That will haunt my nightmares tonight , and many to come ... At least he doesn't punch them . I can't believe all the comments fro people agreeing with her I rarely watch CN anymore and I think the new cartoons are pretty cool but a little bit weird . The only thing that surprised me when watching Adventure Time was that in an episode about stealing and there was this girl that acted all innocent then said " I'm gonna cut your throat " or something like that . I was like That smiley doesn't work well . It's a mix between Woah … It's big ! And awesome looking ! Is there an inside ? For sure ... Thanks for NO SLEEP tonight , OP ... I read this as " I would hit you with a bar . " You're right ! I always thought those were completely insane . But I tried 5 minutes ago , just to see how impossible they are . I went " Weeeee ! ! ! " into the air , just like Tony ! im actually watching dexter right now I also want to know this ! I can't get enough personal feedback from people . I've been especially wanting to hear some negative feedback from people who got a chance to play the game , cause let's face it , nobody who's played the game has said anything negative about it ! How many times have you seen that ? We have a tough 8 game stretch to begin the season We have a tough 8 game stretch to begin the season Phantasy ... Star ? Sega games ? 10 and older ? For a while I thought those were octoplurals .. then when I got it I was like not sure if serious . Finally , a vibrator I would be proud to display on my work desk . more so as a blonde You serial ? same except im hiding the full big book under a few boxes and never ever ever ever move those boxes , cause that picture scares the hell out of me then you proceed to attempt to attack that squirrel and your friend . I just watched " Noroi the curse " at first I was like " This isn't so bad ... " But HOLY SHIT I can't even move after I saw the ending ! I rarely see a car with a full tank of gas . Hahaha , epic . This always happens to me in my car , stupid car design I saw that thumbnail and thought it was a kid Why did I think it was September already ? That should be an easy distinction for me , since my birthday is 9/1 No way . I thought you looked familiar I really hope this didn't happen Your dad looks like a douche ... I'm only $ 25K in debt tho I've been sick and what not other times , but I guess I've been ridiculously lucky Up Boat ... But I got to ask , did your boss knew ? Chelsea * got * Yossi from Liverpool ... Doesn't it bother anyone that this is the third post about Ambien / Zolpidem / Stilnox that has made it to the Reddit frontpage in as many days ? I've ridden with you before While sober Lost ... I had seen my grandfather watching it , and it seemed pretty good ... 4 days later , I watched the whole series in a week MC definitely packed on the pounds since april Maybe Verizon will get the DROID Prime while other carriers get the Nexus Prime nah , I was just impressed by my friend's ability to keep the mouse that straight how did you just discover this 3 weeks ago ? dat ashe + annie , fucking awesome Not sure if he doesn't realise I was being sarcasting .... or if I am being trolled Just got to that part . It was strange . meh . i actually BOUGHT standing stone — on CD at that ! — and after a few listens , was v . He had hair You have some serious haters or something do you mean the lunar dews from the quest for the adventure to get the cyguns skill Why are they all staring at me like that ? ...... do they .. do they want to .... Hes like the best caster that still covers BW My god ... You're beautiful I have never seen a more oniony horrified man poo on a dog's face more in my entire life . We . Ran . Out . I'm not jealous at all .. girls think I'm their therapist and tell me all the things ... wait .. wait what . Nice work . I'll keep you in mind if / when I need those types of services . What is wrong with concept-Rarity's legs ? this is my first exposure to Uncharted 3 in-game footage . looks like a penis Am I the only one curious what's in that present looking box in the background Because the CS and DOTA communities are prime examples of a good community ? " lol , better than whatever that piece of equipment is . I do like to partake in trees ... Maybe google knows Where did you read that amendola might not make the roster That Iron Golem is insane . Then you have a shitty old doctor who didn't take the right notes Dude , she's licking your eye Were we ? Chavs . They're everywhere This would certainly debunk the myth the Dave is " too cool " to do an AMA ... You my fri ( ent ) are so drop dead gorgeous ... Yea , I did the same thing . I was like holy shit Hey ! I know someone who works for Tagged . I wonder if you are my friend . Just imagine getting arrested and seeing that My dad passed away a few years ago after losing his battle with liver cancer . As the executor of his estate , I got to go through all of his belongings after he passed . I found boxes upon boxes of injectable erectile dysfunction medication . The kind you inject into your junk . Me gusta I hope so considering I took the " Mazdaspeed 3 " badge off of my car . Good lord ! GSII . Hands down . Even the ugly or creepy ones ? is it wrong that i noticed it after only half a second ? ... why have I got " Chickenwire " written next to your name here ? Lol the guy that said that line did the best in my opinion . The others just sounded so plain a parts . But the video was so amazing none the less Why is this article 15 individual pages state liquor . huh .... something tells me thats not the case ... That sounds terrifying . Can't be unseen Ironically ... snakes can swim . I'm on that exact same laptop right now ... Colored text Isn't this like the Run From The Cure documentary It looks like an eyeball , with the iris , the pupil , and the fovea in the back sending everything to the brain Took a quick look at final game 2 , can't even see the first two kills For a moment there .. I thought it was a Kangoroo , big teeth Did you visit my bathroom last night ? I literally just watched that episode 25 minutes ago YOU'RE SUPPOSE TAKE THE WATER OUT ? ? ? So did .... I .. ... So you made a gif out of a youtube video that was posted yesterday ? upboated for being a cool guy about it , usually people act less than civil in these matters anybody else thinking of zanzibar from halo ... ? 52 kills with m416 but only 49 kills total I love Rory . I ... I love Rory . It was my first visit to r / creepy and I regret everything about that link people do that ? Shit . I don't get it . Please explain . I was up there in ... March or April and it started freeze raining while I was driving with my family to the hotel . That was really weird . And then the last day we were there it snowed for 10 minutes . Will the mobs actually nomnom the villagers , though ? There are people that put pasta and cold water in a pan and then turn on the stove ? Why did I read that in an angry Frenchman's voice ... ? ME LIKEY ! TIL some people drink coffee with cream I just got an 8 - bit Kougra . Did they change the rules on that ? Apologies , I glossed your post too quickly . Knees BEHIND the toes ? Holy shit , it took me 15 in one sitting NO FUCKING WAY ! ! ! ! Next time . Loseitgonewild ? Dat neck . My little sister is slowly beginning to like Harry Potter . When she holds something for a wand though , she naturally holds it like Voldemort It's staring right into my soul ! Just wondering , is there a version without the smoking ? I've never noticed that about showers , honestly . WAIT . Who's taking the pic ? try the doubleclick ... That'll be awesome to use in field toward a noob . " But .. But .. I'm afraid ! ! " ' man fuck that noise ! CDP ! ! ' " wots CDP ? Non-pretentious Vancouver ? You look like you merged him with Zac Efron " One large scorpion " huh . you posted this comment 3 times ... something tells me the problem isnt on Mojangs behalf ... Hahaha , that makes sense . It's like the time I went to that Magic : the Gathering prerelease in Chicago . People were like WOMAN ! There are people blazing on the streets everywhere Mom ? Only if you're willing to help , sweetheart . That's just horrifying . This is truly beyond belief . The fact that this stooge is still on the bench boggles the mind Mine is totally green Those women make me go I'm 22 and I still pretend I'm a wizard . In fact I have a couple friends and when we get together we'll occasionally get some roman candles and " duel " each other . May not be safe , but neither is a wizards duel And no armor class like Queens of course Some people like achievements I recognize one of those photos is at the Home Depot Outlet ( Which I think closed ) on the E / W Connector . Why are they filming in Austell of all places ? HOLY CRAP ITS A GILF I guess 4 more people liked it since I posted Not just playing that many games and still being bronze , but just playing that many games this season So , we should dress in our everyday clothes ... I had almost the exact same rainmeter layout , with the same background I find it hard to believe you're 44 . It was pretty good and then I heard her voice for the chorus and I was like Your friends eyes are a little scary . * * How do I get a phone number or a facebook BEFORE talking to a person Raid mode Have I seen you in school ? Oh damn . I got chills . 5 minutes ? hahaha I just watched that episode last night When in the holy crap did the 90 ' s become nostalgia ? They don't have traffic , they have competing swarms . I'm not in the US and here we call it amphitheatre . ^ _ ^ I don't know what other name we would have for a circular room with rows of seats overlooking a stage . You want more Corruptors so that your ground army is even smaller ? I did a " Adding artwork , please wait ... " You're 15 more times likely to die from heart disease . How come no one's interested in a Day 9 + Artosis combo ? Is this something not beneficial to drink during / prior to training ? The rumors are getting more and more ridiculous , and Porto apparently want Lukaku in Pereira deal , what gives > Floating village in the middle of the ocean ? ~ ~ That's cool . :) ~ ~ THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME ! ( Or how they can fit into overlords Why are you taking your kids to McDonald's in the first place ? new rig . I like to play a role that allows me to use tactics to my advantage ... something that allows me to outsmart the other team and get rewarded for it . I do , however , play AP carry for my team I read that as 36,178 cm . We have a giant among us To be fair , Green Day was actually classified as punk for their earlier albums . But .... Blink 182 and New Found Glory were always pop as far as I know . It reached it's download limit , I missed out MEEEE ! But I'm getting better about it . I comment on things . Still too chicken to post links . Which half ? Blitz Alistar lane There really is a reddit for everything Damn , that thing works the fuck out It takes slightly over 2 seconds IIRC and 1 single heavy bullet does 50-54 damage at close range I thought you were calling Sangho ( TSLKiller ) a QQer Eh your problem is having a celeron i remember that game i wasted so much of my life on that , then i found world of warcraft So you are saying I should go lane mid as talon ? I hope I don't get yelled at all game here come the nightmares ... Your daughter at four is smarter than I am at 25 . Well .... ok but . Fuck . I'm pre op trans man . Gay men usually avoid me . Thus i usually don't hit on them . Yet they are so pretty . Surely you mean Thi 4f I haven't ! I want to call the cops .... I didn't even know huh ... we were talking about vikings but you ended talking about thors I got Hufflepuff on Pottermore ! We are like opposite twins How do her arms not pop out when he swings from them ! ? irresponsible would be doing it AT work My brother's fortress in minecraft is named Valhalla Am I doing the math wrong ? 15 years would be our life expectancy if 1/3 of it was sleeping and 5 years would be the coma like state ? Wait ... " 400,000+ Missing " . What the actual Fuck ? Holy shit . Typed into google . Got ' The Four Types Of Life Insurance ' . No thanks mr insurance salesman What does being a hipster have anything to do with my choice of food ? I simply find most traditional Chinese meals unappetizing and unfavorable . What about the guns ? DK does more damage than other warriors , at least that's what I remember First i was like I literally stared at it for about 30 seconds with my face not moving from amumu's bandage toss . for me , it is so slow looking , yet deadly and felt like it is going to get me where ever i go What did Haypro do ? Wouldn't this mean that Wolverine's bones are now ... lasers ... Yes , yes they do . Some of them . And underwear . Bleh I'm sorry if people think that , I just honestly rate myself as below average , wouldn't step foot in r / AmISexy for fear of death How the HELL do you think anyone ever submitted a copy of their ID with an application for something before wait theirs a mlg in Ottawa > Err , he asked why fans liked Pokemon , and I answered his question . I'm confused about why you think I'm acting like a persecuted minority . 0:37 her face goes from . _ . to The cyclotron * is * right across the street . They let you play GP Yoshiro isn't a developer ; he doesn't even work for tripwire . No idea why he's been offering them free support to the degree that several people on reddit know him by name Who are you ? Ohhh man . Yeah .. hormone rage is one of the scariest things ... I can only imagine pregnancy hormone rage Late 20s / early 30s is borderline cougar ? Seeing a player that I've gotten to do a skype interview with ( stalife ) talking in real life is fucking bizarre Angelo State ? I've looked at this a few times over the course of today . I * * just * * noticed the scale showing 1000 AU . How does one log a chat after the browser crashes ? Now I'm kinda scared . Wait , so the game saves the location of the bodies you left ? This should be posted in self defense . I'm pretty sure the Indian military has some variation of this in grenade form I don't get it I honestly thought there was three gorillas in the picture . the internet has always been portrayed as a cloud in diagrams It would be pretty weird seeing a teacher going out with a 1st grade kid ... Gf : " Honey I'm not in the mood ... :/ " " Oh really .. " holds up bell .... Dinnggg This explains everything ... I would hang out with 4 year old me . I would like to see what I was like before the world ruined me ! I didn't know I had fellow redditors in that class That agile only cost 350 $ ? As long as it isn't My Lotus Notes at work always suggests that I replace Broward ( as in Broward county ) with " Broomrape . " Learn a bit of anatomy . Which muscles are where , and how the " grain " runs . Warn up an area first , see if there is tension in the head ( bulging part ) of the muscle or in the connecting ends . Don't ignore the pectorals on a woman ! did anyone else notice that this is a MOTHERFLUFFIN ' JPG ? ? ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Hahaha ! Haha ! Haaaa ... ! Ohhhh man . Oh , OH , you were SERIOUS ! This is truly interesting ... I had no idea ! I read your comment and went back to look for ' her ' . I can't believe I missed her the 1st time Does Bloodrazor go to his spikes ? I was reading this on the toilet in the bathroom at work , busted out laughing . The rest of the people in there must have thought some odd stuff was going down in my stall Why is that mirror so filthy ? in my game , both teams got mass DC . i'm not particularly mad at riot , though , because it's not as though they're * trying * to screw the games over ... or ... are ... they ... ? Stalife's gf is smoking hot Liked Rytlock the best , Logan can't pronounce Thackeray right , Eir was fine , Caithe is indeed more feminine and Zojja is also very good . Zojja's VA sure did look like she gets a lot of enjoyment out of her job My wife gives me this argument all of the time . She says she'll change her mind when it becomes legal ... ( now i have the song stuck in my head That place didn't close down ? My wife is a sleeping chatterbox . Though maybe not " funny " , it still stands out as one of the more odd things I've ever heard anyone say under any circumstance : " babies are protein " It can't be spoiler free , he's playing the game for over an hour Why is there one teaspoon of sugar when n = 3 ? Why would you make a throwaway for this post ? Just think if the worst styles from the 70s and 80s combined into one vomitous pool of mismatched color and bad patterns He actually seems to look quite similar to the original I really , really wish I hadn't gone to that site .... I want StarTropics 3 so badly . Why did we all read it this way ? ? What do you mean " * Just like the rest of you * " Uggh this thing used to scare the shit outta me Maybe there should be knights of amisexy who do Dead shark ? Maybe human , that would be intere .. HOOOLY SHIT ! While asleep , I once woke up my then boyfriend to ask him if he's tasted the swan's head . I said that it was in the refrigerator and it was delicious . Last weekend , my fiancee sat up in bed and said , " What is that large face doing over there ? " My response ... I'm looking at this pic on the same exact keyboard and hand in same position . lol im trollin ' , come the fuck on . well I didn't expect to make any friends with a schedule breakdown you mean a cash register ? cashiers are people If you sorta look at it with an angle to the right ... it looks like the side shot of a goblin ... or some witch ... with a shadowy contrast in the " background " . When I look at it directly I see someone of a Spanish heritage whose been beheaded We do have discussions . It just usually changes to an entirely different topic from the original submission usually after only 4 comments . You still watch TV on a CRT ! I thought about what kind of stuff I would actually read on said subreddit , and then I got a little blinky . I'm not sure how many nefarious reasons there are to hoard socks , but I'm pretty sure redditors would enlighten me I have REM Sleep Behavior Disorder ( I act out my dreams a lot ) so I've said some ridiculous stuff . My best quote was probably telling my college roommate , " Don't shoot me . I swear to God , if you shoot me , I'll PUNCH you in the FACE . " After which I laughed maniacally and went back to sleep . I creep myself out sometimes . So wait , you waited 2 years to post this picture ? Wanted to save karma for a rainy day ? goddamn I want to do this for my speech presentation ! ! ! Is it possible to do for my speech presentation class I have not My ex girlfriend told me that she loved me for the first time out of the blue . Turns out that I had told her that while I was sleeping . trying to make sure I was really saying it on purpose she asked me three times to repeat myself . That next morning was awkward ... Brofist . 13:30 and I'm still up Hopefully since she's a redditor she doesn't run across this and become absolutely mortified that you're airing her insecurities paired with a topless photo to the world , resulting in legions of basement dwellers telling her to lose weight because she's not as perfect as THEIR imaginary Mila Kunis / Olivia Wilde lovedoll . Fuck ! I wrote whole bunch of text and then I clicked Cancel by accident That's trippy , it's correctly described my life so far . is the any way to edit titles ( * How can they be snobs if they * can't make their own sushi * ? ? ? I was playing a match and some friends call me to go outside . I tell them im playing and i'll come after the game ends.In the moment i close the call , the other team surrenders . I was like The water pressure of the tub kind of equalizes the pressure on the inside . Nothing really comes out . Until you stand up I got the same thing with r / economics a couple times . He was wearing that the entire competition , the venue is just always kept somewhat cool . Unfortunately EG doesn't actually have hoodies for their players , its something all teams need Do you learn those language just to read the original version ? Tasted like ice cream with almonds You stopped lifting ? Lol , huk is wearing a team liquid t-shirt Please keep us updated on the progress . How long under the bowl before they starve ? Stung 20 times ? This is funny and all , but why did you tell us it was your first post ? Why are her feet red ? 10 minutes in , still no music What did you and your sister smoke ? This is the first real time I have WTF'd on this reddit Yo Dawg is like 4 years old and overplayed . I'm just shocked that anyone can get a " big laugh " from it The idiots , they are multiplying THOSE GUYS . My Camp Counselor friend and I were hiking in SoCal and she pointed out Tarantula corpse on trail that had been eviscerated by said beastie I'm confused ; there was no scratching . Not a bad idea . I might do that . It will be fantastic because it's a 4 - bedroom apartment style dorm . I could look across the lobby and stare into the faces of those I suspect while their face turns into Haha - she just visited my profile again . Twice in one day ? Wait ... Wait ... Did that guy get his thumb replaced with his toe ? ! ? ! Yeah , so apparently you're just a little more condescending than I usually see here . I'm glad you recognize your superior sense of humor . o_O ^ So much for seeing what Al can do . Fumble on the first play This is a really dark episode - I think it was even a Halloween special or something . I remember feeling genuinely creeped out by the concept of bloodbending ( being in control of another person against their will ? Former 0311 / 8154 ( Marine Corps Security Force Close Quarters Battle Team Member ) here . I TOO registered on reddit ( long time reader ) just to post here . Oh , the color scheme tricked my eyes . With a purple fill and gray outline the gray looked like it changed Didnt think o that one Sooooo .... are you gonna sell ANY of them ? The only think I want to know about is that haircut . Who the fuck pays $ 1800 for a virtual hat ? I just don't like the sound of that * at all * . never seen such a device . a folding dual keypad thing with a screen Wow , I only just read this passage yesterday I know how you think because if a manga is already finished a series should better cover everything . But in this case ... its terrible Which holilday season ? Same , that's why I was asking if it's treated ( as in potable ) or simply reclaimed water .... also , we meet again . Without Reddit , I would have never known . Thank you . SO THATS HOW THE PEGUSI HAPPENED Good Lord ... Is he holding a straight razor ? Dude , you got a 5 for 1 deal . 5 kitties for the price of 1 . Why the heck is the raw pork so much darker ? im so conflicted with whats real Wait ... people use TONGS for bacon ? There was a story on here a while back : Someone's roommate was using a q-tip and somehow left it in and forgot about it . A few moments later she felt something tickling her ear , and thinking it was a bug , smacked her ear , driving the q-tip into her ear canal Did you nips start bleeding ? Wait , didn't one of the Universal Century Gundam series have a few weird ass ' fighter ' combat scenes ? There's was more like two insane jousters , where they just line up to attack a larger target or themselves , but each time it took a long time to negate the original acceleration . Looks like it . Wow , she's 8 inches taller than me yet she weighs less . My school uses * both * . TL just straight up deleted the AZK threads . Blue line out to Downers Grove This man needs to be watched closely ! Haha , yeah , I read that line and immediately thought of the chainsaw scene like , " What ? That has to be it . There's no way it'd work with female human / male giant . The female would wind up little more than a condom with legs and arms . There is nothing wrong with being wet , it's even a plus , but the images summoned by the term " snail trail " are instant boner killers WTF does RL have to do with an album ? Awesome . Thanks ! I'm going into cytotechology so naturally I figure I'd better know this stuff Whoa , wait , I thought that was just an effect they used in " Fallout : Nuka Break . " Where is this actually ? Dat mustache . I would make sableye or banette real .. to scare the crap out of everyone Very close . But , anything that would make me Panel 3 ... Um ... Does she have a shlongus ... ? Where's the pic ? Or maybe it would look like a regular staircase on shrooms Did you just admit that you're cumming in half a second ? what ? you never saw x-men 3 ? How da hell did i not notice that the first time i looked ? ! What the hell did I just watch Damn how many lighters are there in that mandala ? How ? Since I got linked here from another thread , that's all I knew until the page loaded Hmmmmm perhaps .... Mordorkaiser So what happens if he feeds the chaos emeralds to the horse ? Yes .. yes its is .... I know this is a weird word to describe Walmart , but some of the ones in Jax are beautiful House of the Scorpion is probably already happening wait , so you're driving , getting directions , listening to music ... AND watching a movie ? all at the same time ? Wow ... that is one badass looking puppy ... This was the last panel : Wait , that's both MW2 ...... Wuh , how ? I seriously did not know what the actual lyrics were to this song until I FINALLY looked them up today . I was always like " how can they say fucking with out it being censored " Will glasses really help cure it ? Like braces ? They have all male universities ? Looks more like That seems like it'd be pretty hard to code Shit Bryan could play every character on the show and he'd actually be good at it . Uh , Well i do love it . Im not a big player ? NO JUMPING ? ? ? ? Source ? How to get your teammates love you ? Don't feed as Teemo It's especially disconcerting when you're ignoring the main story and you stumble upon this . It's like , * how do you know about my dad ! * He doesn't remove fog Exactly . You Ents are nicer than the people I am friends with Singed has been up on predictions for like 3 weeks now but better I haven't even got " started " yet , yet I've been playing for over a hundred hours ( \ * checks \ * ... no , over 200 hours Yours must be nicer than the ones around here .. I would * never * eat any food that came out of one of my local stores . That's near where I live Texan here . I'm not sure what that is , but I assume it was the Confederate flag I had this exact same thing happen to me ... with a Wow guy too You know if I am eating an icecream bar and my dog usually finishes it by licking the stick , and I keep the stick in my hand and forget ... and lick it again .. then only a couple hours notice ? i ....... I just tried this . Woah .... I would tell you what I roast my vegetables with , but I'm on the wrong forum . It isnt ? Then what in the hell have I been excreting ? Bidding is currently at $ 148.96 what does baja taste like ? Wow . or IS IT ? he has THE POWER It really wasn't ? I once did this FOR 7 HOURS . Somehow I still had gas left ... like 1/8 of a tank . I have been so busy with class stuff I read that as I hate fucking my cousin I didn't notice that one at all I don't have photoshop .... You ... STILL CAN Yup , He tried to pass it off as the 11th commandment " tho shall not correctly pronounce the letter R " but everyone knew he was just trying to hide the fact he lost his lips in a fight to the death with an armadillo and came out of there before too Your nephew is still alive after calling your sister / his mom a bitch and a cunt ? ? ? Does that mean I'm Notproblem_Santa ? What if you don't have a dishwasher ( We actually don't have one where we live and we have the same sort of food processor blades ) I literally have no interest in karma . I don't think I actually understand what it does . Her whole body is a melanoma 2rax expand You will die in 30 Days ! ! ................ and people start to die one by one , and only the ones who watch the video died ..... That is scarily accurate Oh god , thank you for reminding me of this gem ! This was one of my first videogames . My dad bought it for me after I swam one entire lane in the public pool . It was 100 bucks back then ( holy shit Christians are always picked on ! yeah that's a big ol ' NSFW link right there . ahck my eyes . It's asking if I want to play thermonuclear war ... yep ! Merci beacoup ! ! 25km of tunnels ... and that was just one little base ( Yes . Very yes . I came here to say exactly this Cypher from the Matrix maybe could have been a Gryffindor ( y'know for choosing the red pill to find out the truth ) at the time of his sorting before he realized he hated being set free and betrayed everyone to get out . Agent Smith for that matter could have been sorted elsewhere ( at least for the first Matrix movie ) since he was just enforcing the rules , but I don't know which other house he'd be in . all the time That was the other odd thing about that league ! I looked at the 2010 season totals and the top 10 kickers made Arian Foster look like waiver wire filler . Under those rules I would have taken the QB who gets sacked the most in the first round followed by a kicker Why is this the top post on / r / programming ? Inbreeding much ? really ? b ... b ... but it said .. jpg ... Rocket Propelled Tracking Grenade ? HOW ? The hell ? I thought it was a raptor running around in the grass ! Lol , account date means ... what ? Does reddit limit your IP to 1 account now ? ! ? ! Who gives a shit about karma ? hahaha .. that's awful My match history begs to differ On my flair more likely some Subgeni ... except i don't think they would be criticizing liberals HAHAHA ... yeah .... looks completely different Am I a crazy Muggle or are some of those pages music scores ? In the preview I couldn't tell what this was about , upon clicking I pretty much went . " What the fuck is that shit ? ! More like possession . yeah i think it's working . i used my laptop and didnt sign in and seems to be ok Well ... I'm almost 19 . :P haha you're such a senior citizen XD ... but actually younger than all my siblings LOL Nobody has ever replied to you before ? Ah , good point xD . I forgot you don't call it uni over there . Although my spelling of mum / mom gives it away ? Which are the Brazilian ones , Baden Baden ? That's the name of a village in Germany HF ! ! ! ! ! ! you just ruin my day . :( I'm going to cry ... and play with my dog for the rest of the week .. and feed her with ducks .... Reminds me of the cabin in Dexter where Deb finds out she's been dating the Ice Truck Killer . But he is announcing a feature in this tweet . Hahaha , no , he was quite into girls , at least I hope so . ... is there any reason why I should think you are stalking me ? Holy crap . Where does that put us on the Kinsey scale ? Woah . I didn't know bed bugs were actually real . What If it was only your grandma ? i guess i can see that . i dunno . i'm OCD so even the whole anal thing freaks me out ( germs ) as much as i would like to try it ( not so much the analingus , just anal ) i can't bring myself to ... germs What's with the clouds ? They look like they are inbred or something If Obama was on that list You know what's nuts ? I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about from the la las you wrote . Wow - she looks like my double ! That's not cute ! ! ! That's fuc $ ng wrong and sick I jumped into Half Life 2 recently remembering how awesome it was . Then " Take Gordon to the Raveholm tunnel . " I really don't have an interest , not my thing . I mean I am interested , but not in taking anything , just hearing stories . I had overheard someone say they became sexually attracted to their purse after taking stuff and I was all Of .... of course I would . Why wouldn't anyone .... I mean .... wtf . When you say it like that it sounds kind of scary Question should be : How did that terran survive for 40 minutes against multiple huge ( apparently ) baneling attacks ? TIL people put salt on fruit Wait was that thing playable ? Quite the speedy reply I quite enjoyed watching The Gathering , I dont know why it wouldn't be included I can definitely see this . I was an enumerator for the census and I had to go back to tons of houses multiple times . On the other hand , culturally , I think India and other countries may be more inclined to fill out a government form , whereas in the us it may be looked upon as an intrusion . I got a lot of people that said they didn't want Obama knowing where they lived . Does that constantly create new pages ? yeah he went about that the completely wrong way . What do you mean ' YOU PEOPLE ' ? ? ? ? How to better other peoples game ? Maybe you're looking to better your own game ? Maybe you made something interesting about league of legends ? My childhood belongs to her . i just beat it with wasd , had 4 of the idols on by the end too Let's see ... 5x Deathcaps = 700 AP + NLR's 80 = 780 + the 30 % boost is 260 bonus , so that's 1040 . That heal o_O 1.4 k + no cc . Those cannonballs , 373 per cannonball . Shit works Wait , so there were ganks on top and bottom , and mid were both left to free farm all game ? Want so much The direction of the spin seems to change at my will . I might've also been looking at it too long . I've stroked a pigeon once Not sure if trolling or just retarded Had no idea you could only play Terran Nice thx ! will check this out . The first one was kind of I know you already have 31 comments so I'm probably too late on the ball . But I'd kill a man for a sub or chinese or something . I'm amazed , I actually don't get this one . That , um ... looks * very * uncomfortable . the fuck .... Yeah serious WTF look on my face right now ... I've been a dude for as long as I can remember and I have never seen them just ... move about of their own free will When she engages you for a fight , make sure you're around a swarm of minions . i think i'll install it right now thats amazing This is hilarious ! I woke up this morning shivering ( I do not have the A / C on at night ) , thinking there was some sort of cold front that came in , but when I checked the weather online it was about 95 What the fuck . Did I just change someones life ? i looked at the controller first ... thought ... i don't remember that color I'll spray my love all over you You just go up to random suspicious looking people and ask them for weed ? Oh wow . That looks beautiful . I should spend more time in Waterfield Yeah i think we're on the same page :| - What did you give to derpgrooves ? I seem to be the only person who actually likes Outland . How original . Seriously , you see these same posts every fucking week I was * sure * I was missing something really obvious when TWO people in a row said that 2.1 * 3 = 3.6 This makes front page ? I have the LG Optimus V and I'm still in love with it i know Wait , what the hell was that , that's no Doctor I recognize Enter the void Get checked This is terrifying My mother is from New Haven and my grandparents still live there haha . Wonder if we're related Wha uh eh uh well uffff mh okay ( Um ... where are the pictures of you guys in your 40s ? why are they raging at each other ? Holy shit . Al Bundy . that's a horribly malformed kitty hmm , i start university on saturday , i should stay away from advice animals My grandma also had those in stock ! She had a whole candy banquet for the grandkids . :) I used to love going to her house ... until she told me my mother's life would have been better if I had never been born . To be fair , the asians live mostly in houston , blacks mostly in dallas and houston , and hispanics mostly everywhere but north texas . And you expected otherwise ? I know what you mean , it feels nice . I got some friends to observe my eyes whilst I do it too . The iris / pupils adjust size apparently my face at the start - _ - ... my face at the end Is that .. winamp .. for your phone ? Good god . to continue receiving downvotes ? Bills ' goes usually for 4-5 keys , so this means that you could trade a team captain for a bills ? Why do I have to find the right guy before 24 ? That was weird . can't hurt to ask , take pictures / video , and upload them for all to enjoy ... I'm only playing online with my PC without headset . Is this normal ? PvT in Korea ~ 30 % Yeah that took no time at all I thought the same thing about my HD590 until I replaced them with a K701 . It's like pulling cotton out of your ears . Did you just type ' her ' for ' hair ' ? ! O_o This happened to me at Friendly's once . I was barely able to finish eating with that sick , empty gaze piercing my soul . I gotta " walk the walk " IRL ... I'll have to work on that , I'm kinda goofy Dave lives in my town Ran a red light right in front of a DUI checkpoint while stoned out of my mind . Got pulled over , didn't get a ticket , then I passed through the DUI checkpoint successfully . Yikes , this reads like a comment on Youtube . I made one mistake on an almost near perfect Windows XP install where something I removed I thought I never needed caused an error or unique problem a year down the line ; and it was pretty difficult to find a solution to it . Had to like , download , and re-register some module that is responsible for some of the dialog boxes and things in the add / remove components windows . Wait , what ? Why would you get jealous of his female friend ? Why Do You Type Like This ? That ... ass ? ? ? I thought I was the only one intrigued by this ! Maybe he is a gay-lesbian hermaphrodite ? That's not even how graphs work . Upvoted for my brain-fart . Have you ever dropped anyone and had them break anything or get hurt ? Do they get super pissed if so ? It's a Dinosaur I was pretty sure that it was a glass door before reading your post I miss Boba so muuuuuuch . Can never unsee .... I'm going to assume you're Caucasian . Do what Asian people do , give them a bob ( don't cut it yourself , of course ) . I grew up with that Article refers to her having developed boobs and pelvic widening at 4 Can't really tell if your hair is actually longer or not though Exactly that ! Though weirdly I went away a short distance on business a few weeks back , and the company had paid for a room and breakfast / dinner at the hotel restaurant , and I found myself if my smart-ish work clothes half way through my grub in the restaurant before I thought ' Du ... dude . I saw this as a child . I didn't know what the fuck it was and thought I was mad and that it didn't exist Looks like that bitch that took over Hogwarts ! Civ 5 is the first Civ game I've played ... and thus far I've logged 26 hours . How'd she know it was a toenail ? It could have been a really gnarly thumbnail from someone with a clubbed thumb . That quote has about 0 to do with class warfare Those veins ... I was under the ( evidently false ) impression that the iPod touch and the iPhone used the same firmware , so I admit you got me there . That does seem like a particularly odd choice to charge for the updates just on the iPod touch , though . Any idea why that is ? how sincere ): .. unless you were just trying to trick me into giving you a link to my gw posts so you could be the judge yourself I've seen that picture before ... are you reposting this ? stream peaked at 21,5 k viewers - THIS IS MADNESS ! He talks like the timecube guy ! Wow , there are at least two of them out there . And comes looking for me I have this done to me all the time So weird . I saw this in a grocery store recently but it didn't occur to me the significance of it until now ... a game within a game Isn't that the house where everyone was saved from the library ? i thought it WAS it his whole head Not me . Sprinkle liberally on ice cream and add maple syrup Viking Lamb ( they sell at the GWood market ) has the best lamb in the world Wait ... You've been watching me ? Right before you hit Weatherford after Fort Worth . Some petitioned to change the name of the town , the people living there didn't want to . You are a wizard You won't have to say gg to them if you win . Unless they whine about zergs even when they win What the ! The eyes ! This car has seen things that can not be unseen wasn't this posted yesterday ? Upvote for the Commodore Pet - the computer I learned BASIC on . My husband . Usually one a week . Always freaks me out . First 25 minutes , I thought it was hilarious because of how bad it was . Was hoping there would be some horror in there . Then the novelty wore off . And then the last 10 minutes , I was like o_o , and then the last 2 minutes I was like And he saw what you did , everything you did ! God , he only tells peoplebto kill in the bible . Oh wow . Huh . It's not a c-section scar after all , it's a tummy-tuck scar . That was one of the coolest things I've ever seen ever that bald guy is so creepy looking . If something is redundant isn't it considered inconvenient ? What do your grandparents think of Girl Talk ? I feel like I could push it over Wow you must be soooo much fun to hangout with Just cause they're not 120Hz monitor that makes them not a gaming monitor ? Agnostic theist ? Looks like its been photoshopped out . Is that truly what this picture is of ? Oh . I was misinformed then . She doesn't look old enough to drink , let alone old enough for anything else ... For the monitor ? I tried Anyone else see a smiley face with the top of those two shaded rectangles ? Does a bear shit in the woods ? HAHA trust me we've wanted to try that but honestly , by the time we finally get her over her phobia we'll be like 60 , you prolly wont want to see us then , if you do then ... i dont want you to see us Wait what ? Some guy , named destiny , who's the same rank as this guy , said the same thing ? Man , that's a bit intense for a prank Uptokes for WinAmp , dude , I though I was the only one left . Is that Dodger in the back ? Shaun Shaun Shaun I am sorry Shaun Shaun all the credit cards and the taxes reasons Shaun please allow me Shaun Shaun I checked Shaun I don't get how a Celestia cutie mark chalk drawing isn't pony But how do they know that he should have mindwiped them ? there's a board game coming out ? ! where ? ! when ? ! must have ! wow that was epic I like Axe I've been searching for something about men like this . 67 is cold ? So you're saying that cooling something that melted would make it solid again .. ? Uh ... No I mean at the zoo ! The pandas ! Weren't they ... trying ... to have a baby ... ? Or something ... ? My ovaries are going to need a similar treatment , started yesterday WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FATHER . NOT COPS , CALL THE FUCKING INQUISITION . WTF . My gawd you have an AMAZING ASS SUDDENLY .... CREEPERS . Shit , what ? Tattoos at 15 ? Why americans even install these scary things ? Wow , that's legitimately creepy . Reminds me of my neighbors that are kind of paranoid , and the night when I was getting out of my car and the wife just stared at me ... That was freaky enough before I saw the flashing " recording " light . A desegregation joke that's not about Mississippi or Alabama ? that's what she said .... ? Where's there a rod there's a sleeve . You can add a second video card to a laptop ? Sorry , should have mentioned I am using the Lion version also . It seems somewhat sporadic as no issues at present . I did make a post about it , right here . You replied to it .... I've gone so far as to put my bag of burgers in a car seat . If I came home with a damaged burger I'm pretty sure the hubby would consume me instead . Are you sure ? Because the one tying ( or rather tightening ) that knot is the person that is invited He is so pretty ! Someone is gonna cum on that pussy So you like what the Spider setup is doing , you just would change that the laptop be Windows ? Right there with you Not all popcorn is , only the old stuff . I also had hardpipe a / c ducts covered in asbestos insulation . That old house probably also had lead paint now that I think of it . Hmm , not sure I got what you meant ... is that a meme-reference I'm missing or are you in Tofino with goodies to make this epic story carry on ? ( How strange . .... HATS ! Don't want to turn this into an RTD bashing thread , but they pretty much sum up my major problems with his era . The two stories had lots of potential , but then ruined with rubbish monsters . Going back to Gridlock , was there any reason at all for the Macra to be there ? Not only did it ruin a race of giant crab people , but the idea of being trapped going round and round in circles forever was scary enough to me I can't believe how fast this happened . Nothing going on yesterday , then I wake up this morning to the news of a nice big forest fire going on close by but that would mean others could mock my choices 250 hours ! And ... they're un-even ? ... She looks kind of like Jenna Haze Surely we'll have a plethora of a certain age group who have severe blood circulation issues in the future ... or right now ? Does that actually work ? How can creepers not get there ? This gives Atheists a bad name but .... its fucking funny as shit . Shark tattoo ? Maybe she made use of it ... Pretty sure AssBandit being banned is my fault > I was thinking to myself the next morning , " I SHOULDNT BE ALIVE " What base color did you use on that leafy green nail ? My eyes are all I worked 911 for the Electric Zoo .. People need to learn how to handle their drugs the great Kim Jung Il of North Korea . He shoots like a thousand arrows and has the physicality of four bears So true . In which case there is no close or far positions That's uh ... that's ... I had motion sickness when playing Wolfeinstein 3D a few weeks a go . Never had any with Descent I'm sorry but how do you forget the price of an operation like that ? HOW ARE THEY GOING TO TOP THIS IN NEXT EPISODE 7 HOURS Man , sc_joke_explainer must really know Day's schedule ... One step to becoming a first class stalker That's some butt plug I can't stop staring at the creepy Rainbow dash . They need a stupidly large and uncropped JPG image ? :D I know it makes me a loser .. but I'm going to say it anyway ... so epic XD Wow . Thanks . I only use stock settings . In what country are you paying only $ 20 for 4-5 fast food meals I just watched the entire thing . This . Changes . Everything upvote because people need to know about stuff like this Are you for real ? The freaky part is that I didn't notice until you mentioned it That is cute and equally creepy . Did he just spontaneously grow a Goatee in that second to last panel ? Vad gör du om krigen tar slut ? Are you from the thought crime division ? I have an old action figure collection on a shelf facing my computer ... I hope to god they can't see what I'm doing there ... can someone tell me how do you post image at facebook comments ? Holy shit and i thought my eyes are red when im high . Wait , they could do that ? ! ? ! you're saying this on the internet ...... on .. reddit It's a bad omen when I misread " thrive.gallup " as " olive.garden " Everything . Go nuts . Take pictures of the telescope , you fine folks , a starry sky and perhaps that UFO you saw last week but didn't tell anyone about . The luggage People actually need a card to read the Unknown text ? Wow ... I can read it normally . Sunshine state ? It's kind of hard to spot so I don't blame you . I can't figure out if the dot next to Metallica is Anthrax or Slayer I DONT GET IT . please explain further wait .. whys he holding turds ? if they were stacked , wouldnt it just be a door ? My brain can't comprehend your comment because you seem to capitalize random words for no reason . Has anyone gotten their picture on the wall ? So what happens when you downvote someone back ? They kinda remind me of the twins from Super Jail . The difference between a theistic deity and a deistic deity ( is that redundant ? INCEPTION . Ryze with Mejai's Lol , i haven't heard of that ! format monthly ? Im thinking about buying the Link earrings interesting . i was playing a game with my friends where you get a vocab word for the GRE and if you don't know it , you drink ( yes , that sounds lame , but it was an excuse to party on a tuesday night ) . the first word i got was sagacious Who would downvote this ? Wait . Drive-through coffee shops ? Well , having never been pregnant or planned to be pregnant , that's something I didn't know . Though you'd think if you were planning / knew you were pregnant the first thing you'd do is find out the shit you're not supposed to do ... at least that's what I would do if / when that happens WOW . That is an incredible resume My penis spewed blood at the sight . I'm sure that compared to what most creatures look like at that depth , this shark would be considered * * adorable * * In my match history , they will always have near 100 % win rate . Finally a event near me . Airing a .... 3/10 IMDB rating movie Just looking at that photograph makes my hands sweat I want my funk  uncut but it IS mindbending ! Those are MALE cows yet they have UDDERS .... Somebody rly spent over a billion isk on that ? Why do you think this is a novelty account ? Quadruple Hammer time I'm pretty sure that's something you talk about in human anatomy or health , not biology I don't ev ... you're doing something wrong Thanks ! Wow , they are pretty way out from Toronto . That is astounding . By the Gods . I know who you are . I'm amazed at how many people listed pornographic / scantily clad women on display . Do people really do this ? : O WAIT , I'm at 4th and Battery . I'm IN the Denny Regrade > What does it mean when you " get " it ? As in , how do you know ? Like , something pops in your vagina and I don't believe adding any real life names to this discussion will help in any way . In fact , I think it'll only cause problems . It's a good rule in general to remain anonymous on the internet . It's a scary place ! Moving ... Sidewalks ? What is this wonderful invention you are talking about , and why don't my sidewalks move ? * What does it mean when you " get " it ? As in , how do you know ? Like , something pops in your vagina and What are u actually doing on panel 4 ? Getting up from ur chair or shitting on the floor ? That is a lot of people Why can't you be in the UK Definietely not starting well today Only in the preseason do you get the Lions , Cowboys , & Texans ranked ahead of us & then the season starts . And these are supposed to be experts yes me lord .... but who took this pic ? Am i a .... Nerd ? ? ? Easily one of the most naturally gorgeous guys I've seen posted on this board . I didn't even read and I thought the first pic was of some hot guy in a beer ad with a dog That - could - be it . Older skill quests like FH and whatnot wouldn't stack . Crash shot however does i remember you giving me helpful advice and some asshole being a dick to you You should post a picture of the inside ... Those lady champs are OP champs . That Akali ? That Caitlyn ? That Irelia ? Annie ? Cass ? That Taric ? Oh wait ... Does Taric count ? Maybe when this happens to people , it's evidence that the universe really is just one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively . Hoooly crap , that's what I'm listening to right now ! So trippy clicking on your link and seeing that My wonderful girlfriend once mentioned to me that her parents would buy me a coffee table if I wanted them to . It was more in context than it sounds , but even at the time I was like so much all caps Yea granted you have a home theater system Theres a mod that allows you to play EV Classic and all its mods on evn ! no ... wh ... ohmygo .... idonteve .... i love you . Wait ... Isn't that Captain America ? That would kind of suck if it didn't . " Oh no ! My last torch went out ! How am I supposed to find my way out now ? " Bethesda : " you're on your own , kid . " I beat DX1 in 24 hours . My playtime for DX : HR doing everything was 40 hours . How the hell does he think it's shorter than the original ? Good god you lot watched R movies young . this was released the same year i was born Anytime I hang out with female friends and a guy compliments them or tries to talk to them they always get labeled as a creeper . I guess all guys are creepers Oh shit , I didn't even notice that . I guess it's blocked in the US . I approved it , I imagine it will get downvoted but oh well , maybe some people from your country ( ENGLAND I would so play this game some of us can ... I can't tell if you like it or not hey yeah that's a good idea , studying some games would definitely help , thanks . Sorry for my ignorance but the hell is PM ? I know I've said it elsewhere , but eardrums heal within 8 weeks or so of rupturing .. this is why I'm so or a mac keyboard ? I do . The whole point was the thread littered with not compatible ? all you need is a USB drive and an internet connection , what computer doesn't have those ? My first thought who says there is only one really enjoying how the group is full of spam Awww , how cut - - For sure . They rerun the episodes until you can study them ! this is new to me ... O_o I work at JJs too ! Why was that message forwarded ? And why is that condom unwrapped ? I was under the impression that sharks had live births ? That looks like a Pokemon ! ! Cool I agree with this , I'm a little confused on that one Dat Ass wait , how do you know i am married Are you serious ? That is amazing and brilliant marketing tactic . I'm really fast when it comes to leveling up 1 black ops prestige took me around 13 hours and one mw2 prestige took around 15 hours game time . If i could buy a few bags of doritos and mountain dew I could maybe level up to 10th within a few weeks Dude , I'm not stupid either or a combination of both So are Australians preparing for the " Summer Block of TV Programming " ? The female guitarist I'd love to know what the biological / evolutionary / instinctual reasoning is behind finding a situation like that terrifying . What is it about a little girl with long hair standing still ........ Wow .. that was 1990 or something EYES . THOSE EYES . Where are all the club signups located I had gas pains so bad once I thought my intestines were going to rip I was listening to Drum And Bass while clicking this Exactly what I was thinking Repost is repost , you mean ? Oh it goes on and on ... she aggressively shoves me and grabbed a sandwich one time proclaiming " GIVE ME THAT " in an angry / rude voice , right in front of the guy ordering and she goes " I'm sorry about him " and he looks at her puzzled and says " Holy SHIT Wow , I know someone who goes to each of those colleges I had a dream were i was in love with a guy ( dramatic pause here : im not gay ) and we were travelling to meet his family since he was going to tell them that we were together , and i was really happy about it ... So now the Bukkit killjoys are patching cool exploits * before * the game comes out ? Who saw that one coming ? 1.80 € i once saw 98 octane I'm thinking it'd be more like Scarface bitch has a huge mouth Clarity soraka ? Wait wait wait wait wait . Your properties ( right click ) key is on the left side of your keyboard ? ... 200 mb ? It looks like a level from Shadow of the Colossus you managed to ge it out ? holy shit the price are super expensive Also , and this is news to me , apparently " Real life " is referred to as " meatspace " now . I am honestly impressed / shocked / There are campaigns in Halo ? ? ? Now that's a super girl . 5 seconds later ... wait , she's wearing a superman top too . Of course , but I was just getting the basics out of the way . There's a lot about the politics of what is a creature and such ( I think I know all the wizarding laws is that a new design for capri suns ? or an old pouch ? i've never seen one like that before As someone being friend-zoned , how should I best get over this girl ? I feel as if I have all the worst tendencies of the Reddit male . Oh , and I have OCD and am possibly bi-polar , which kinda sucks too . I am 22 . I do not live with my parents mannnn ~ ~ sub logo ( top left ) rollover text would indicate not you're a disciple I guess I'm just seeing the cleartype engine . Your settings are probably just different than mine . On my screen , I can tell quite easily that there is something " wrong " with the lettering ... like they've got colored edges . It really bugged my eyes out while looking at it . DC + + was so dope in ' 06 and ' 07 . I used to be like at first i was like o_o but then i was like ........ ? I am Swedish and female . Check the username on the post I linked . wow wait , so its a real place ? You can't shit if you wear underwear ? Never knew that was possible I'm confused , what does it mean to Nerf a Pokemon ? Whoa , To reclaim my pride I never insult the other person how the fuck is this on the front page Wow ! I love racing Laguna Seca in GT / Forza , but this picture really puts that corkscrew into context . I never would have thought of it being so steep , even in the game it doesn't seem like that have you considered that this very post has changed r / trees in a possibly significant way ? I pressed ctrl + some scroll down action ... cannot be unseen . What kind of prank ? I'm more concerned about the other persons reproductive organs that are located in their neck .... You've made a fan out of me , that manner MUST GET MORE PONY I haven't played any type of mmo in something like 4-5 years . I did play WoW for a little bit , and before that I played UO and EQ2 ( very briefly ) . Why do you ask use wp-cache . I'm ... confused Wasps aren't bees , though many people probably can't tell the difference . I've never been chased by bees , but stung plenty of times by wasps while painting . A bee can only sting once ( then it's dead ) ... very unlikely that one will sting you for no defensive reason . Did you throw a rock at a hive or something ? Just curious , did you say " there's no I in lying ( possibly lion , or lyin ' ) " in the song ? I hate to break it to you sir , but there is an i in all possible forms . The memory resources just from the wordpress database requirements are a lot even without users connected wp-cache is only for serving static files to people who are connecting . now you're thinking with portals i DID kill for a pizza beard . Ummmm ... wtf ? Kinda necessary and only semi controllable bodily function ... hahaaha I know .. when I saw the whole thing I was like Babble , oh you mean the explanatory proof of why your ideology is false ? Demonstrated in clear well written text ? Even the simplest mind could conclude that you are wrong from that statement and I shall not exclude yours from that list . So I'm assuming you are smiling at what a retard you are . the right eye has some crazy rolling thing going on though which means only one thing ..... he's the ANTICHRIST ! ! ! ! ! I never fucking knew it looks and sounds cool Definitely a troll , there is no way you are both a female and rational at the same time ... There is . OMG those are ADORABLLLLLLE thankyou I am so buying these What is an intro to logic class ? I was always under the assumption that logic class ( in the philosophy department ) meant symbolic logic and ( maybe ) some minor philosophy of language ( Russell , Frege , etc . ) . Perhaps some Kripke semantics depending on the pace . But based on the OP's post and the distinction you just made , is this not universal ? Is there some other kind of " logic " course out there ? maybe i wouldn't hit that ... Gah , the joke is that he's calling himself massive So they are still good ? Again these ARE on the deusex website okay that was creepy 2:40 Cat .... My two best friends and I are the characters of this comic When I found out that I * must * have a TV license to buy a TV but I don't need a drivers license to buy a car No way ! I got one too on maple island . I never even heard of reddit until I met mike / huntersd this year . The culture is strange and new My suggestion : Make sure only one of those is out at the same time I'm most certain pokemon yellow was always in color I found myself downvoting everything you say . " Wasting money is not negligence , only not using enough money is negligence " I was like Hello my opponent and potential next opponent , Where does a " K " come into place when you're talking about Bloomington-Normal ? How did you tell the difference ? I didn't even know these machines existed . It's my birthday too ! Wow , the Dreamcast is half as old as I am ! XO is amazing .... Woah ... Someone liked 13 ? Are you * actually * trying to argue that stalkers " aren't doing anything wrong " ? haha I love this ! ! I don't think I could do it , I'm easily spooked That looked edible Apparently if they both tried to get on , it wouldn't float properly . And there was no other floating debris around ... This is so good . I love it . By the thumbnail I thought it was a real picture . Really incredible . Metascore ( for what it's worth ) of a whopping 69 . Listen , You're great and all but .... Yeah . I have a lot of things going on in my life and I just don't see any room for a pen pal right now . all trailer were demoed in pc there is only 1 trailer that contains ps3 footage the one about the frosbite engine and only a little snippet of the that trailer was ps3 footage what are u talkin about lad and do u seriously thought that those graphics were demoed using a ps3 | The point of the comic is that there is a big difference between most Christians in the world and , say , a very radical Southern Baptist in America . Or worse , the Westboro Baptist Church Wait just a minute ? Were you invited ? Wait just a minute ? Were you invited ? That's some heavy duty blinds on the outside of the windows They walk like zombies . that's a chick ? ? ? ? ! ! ! I cant find Idra's stream from anywhere ? i am a girl with BPD , recovering alcoholic , hopeless romantic and a misandrist . you're either my soul mate or my arch nemesis Um I can try , but no guarantees . TIL that only cheapskate losers buy Rolexes . huh . what do you suppose the enderwomen drop ? I'm 26 and I still have those moments . Only they last longer Wait . I've won every game I've played as AD Brand . And that's around 10 of them That was pretty cool ! I was scared when he started riding the moped with his cello though ZeNEX indeed lives , they just raise a player up , he starts getting good and SlayerS take him Honestly , cut out any soda's from your diet . Your body will hate you , but high fructose corn syrup is horrible for you . Do some excercizing , get 7.5 hrs of sleep a night . You'll be all But who took the picture ? ' Tallica ! , , ! ( Do items despawn when you die now ? If you even get an answer , let me know ! Oh , dang Why did I read that as " Help needed : GF doesn't work " ? Yes but if you read the books , you would know the spoiler already . It's like knowing the future . I hope owning that car blocked you from voting in government elections That is so weird ... I was literally going to comment with " Directed by David Lynch . " That really speaks to how distinct and talented a director he is The OP is probably referring to the tendency of people to bump into them on the stage and knock them over , but if you have a nitro finish ( such as with a US Gibson or Fender ) , then any stand with foam rubber lining will gradually * * dissolve * * the finish where it comes in contact ! Seconded . I think I see someone outside try to walk in but I don't understand how the different panes of the door moved that way . Who the fuck just nonchalantly does that ? Like ... if someone reached over and just touched me I'd smack the shit out of them . Either that or he's part half-orc Where's the location ? Your are officially my perfect woman Yeah . I remember going on IRC and just leeching gigs of the stuff . Come to think of it , next time I am at my parents ' I should covertly dispose of the boxes of dusty old diskettes they still have up on the office shelf just in case ! Everyone goes fine with AD / Arpen ? Why the downvote ? she got shot in the face and LIVED ? ! Man , Redstone circuitry is confusing to the fullest How do you put it in your pocket And lube the fuck up if you're aiming for 2 hours - - chafing from either party is a painful , joy-killing experience . Really ? Encontre esto al respecto . Creo que todos seguimos con la tradici ón de comer perro Where on earth is this place - nekkid people everywhere ! wait .. how are you playing the new patch ? Picking him up ? You play in a league where Colston wasn't drafter ? it's supposed to be a full moon that day I was picking my nose when I saw this and I don't even ... what ? ? ? ? ? .... Nope , not rubbish . Clearly you are untapped creative genius and don't even realize it I find this happens quite often in TF2 as well Are you saying you actually have a Corgi hanging in your cubicle ? Haha I love this gif . The kids face is priceless . " And 100 % of workaholics _die_ . It's terrifying . ummm , what exactly is it Really ? Holy cow that's amazing Professor will notice . Earn bonus marks ... ? what the fuck why no anestesia ? no one should be awake while their face is cut open Did not expect an amazingly hot pic on the class page it says you will have a live session on Sunday , Sept . 8 . What ? they're trying to kill you I must do this . M click isn't all that hard Yeah me too , but then he warped in 5 more stalkers somehow guess what . that's where i'm from and * at * right now . Hot damn , what a steal I agree with everything IdrA says here . The change to fungal is fine , the change to NP is too much ( just preventing it from working on motherships would have been more than okay ) . Both other players have good points but the big changes in this patch are to Zerg , so IdrA's perspective is the most important . I still don't know know to deal with thors in ZvT ... as if ghosts weren't powerful enough I had come across the dungeon and thought it was strangely empty , then a second or two later he teleported in And I thought it was S2 trolling again . They probably all play the DotA 2 beta , that's why servers were down That is a big scary black man wtf did I just watch ? Do they have jaws ? ! idk if that's even possible Why did you take a photo of a PC game ? When I first saw him in character that laugh was funny because I though he was acting and impersonating someone with poor social skills . Then I saw him in real life and he laugh exactly the same Wow that's interesting , so reading this i randomly came up with the idea that scientists should conduct experiments where a lobster or something else is in ideal conditions for growth for example a higher oxygen ratio in the water or a sort of sealed off enriched " perfect " living conditions or something and just see how big they really get I hate it when that happens . Scares the shit out of me ... And then you think : " What if you can't move ever again ? " Because it's not just a beefed up Wii ? It has an entirely different hardware architecture ... What kind of extremist hates jazz ? Did you actually read what I said ? I'm saying that " pregnancy " starts on the first day of the last period . That is , you start counting the time of your pregnancy from that date . I specifically said this is ACTUALLY around 3 weeks BEFORE you will conceive . I already have over a 15.0 ratio on waffles with over 20gb downloaded Haha , that was unintentional , and I'm not even on a mobile phone . I've lived in the U.S.all my life and i haven't heard half these words / phrases I had no clue a disc could possess such power . Holy fuck are you fuckably cute OMG , lol . When I saw this , I was like : won't the cookies fall out when you drink them . Then ( upon reading your comment ) I realized everyone is not left-handed $ 500M , as in * Million * ? He's not ranked in any leagues either ... if i click a link with the mouse wheel button it alt tabs Im not even that much of an ent and my eyes looked like this This is not a fake AMA but I'm not whoring myself out on your anything . You're not the only one with a PhD Looks at username Wow ... A reply after 2 months ? socke is better .. like 10 times better This sounds like me right now in grad school ( I wasn't out during college ) . I get along with guys pretty easily because we have a lot of shared interests ( sports , booze , boobs , video games , music , etc ) . I have some straight girl friends , too , but much less lesbian friends . I feel like this last part should change soon ... What god forsaken things have you been looking at ? Are you implying Pyros need help dealing with Soldiers / Demos ! ? This happened to me , too He did what ? i had to read it twice .... Dat cottonfield Yeaa .... good one . can't see Super Nes anywhere Yep , ours had some people from Twilight a few months ago . There was a line that must've been ~ half a mile / 3 hours long to get autographs . And a lot of the people in line were middle aged men and women , not kids I think it's on the wristband ? 2-4 REF , depending if you charge for the Gift Wrap . Lugermorph is 2-3 REF and the Gift Wrap is 1 REF . Vintage Lugermorph is 9-11 REF Sweet Jebus . Well , I wouldn't approach you because I'd be convinced you're too hot for me and I'd get shot down . or possibly , everything in the StarCraft universe is actually insanely bigger than we thought , with the exception of nuclear explosions It's in the AUR The Endermen took their hair Here's hoping that doesn't happen So many pink Kirby's ! Nice . But I feel that its been photoshopped I just noticed , there are so many girlfriends that make LoL fan art Woah , you should charge your battery A four-dimensional point outside of our universe . But … But … You WERE there . Unless you aren't Brady Hoke Stop jabbing me with that ! ! ! but i only see one person hey , imgur was back up two minutes later ! and it's the only way i know how to post a screenshot to reddit 21 started watching in 2006 . The best times of my high school life was catching up on doctor who and watching anime . Every restaurant I've ever been to has had this exact policy . Where is everyone else eating ? A world without pizza was thinking the same thing I am SO cooking that Dude ... is it just me or are the creepers guts moving The Next button doesn't work in Chrome , FF , or IE ! WTH . ... What ? That's not all they're beating MINER COWS ! redbull in a bottle ! ? Circles in minecraft ? The Princess Uncle ? My 7th grade science teacher told the class she learned out to urinate standing up while living in Africa . Unfortunately for me in FL I don't get OT from daily hours . I came in at 10:00 am once for an all day shift ( 7:00 pm supposed to leave ) . Around 2pm I get a call from my co-worker telling me he's stuck out in some city over 3 hours away and he can't make it in for reasons not relevant to this post . I ended up having to close by myself ( it's rough enough with 2 people ) and I didn't get out until about 11pm . Fun night ! I can only imagine how Dubstep would feel I'm more worried about the wonder twins making out What ? Claw ... I've just realised Against blizzard Cyclops zombie car Holy shit ! It's so funny because it's true ... His / Her face … . Only if you're my brother . come on guys vote and comment . over 1k views and 7 votes .... No ..... Today is 9/11 ....... I first saw her in " Matchstick Men " ( one of my favorite movies ) , at first I thought she was a extremely talented very young actress . Then I looked her up and found out she was 23 at the time He never said you were making a suggestion to notch though . How the fuck does that work ? It can't even be voted on anymore and it's constantly changing ? You lost your nose As a small disclaimer , I didn't draw this . Do people really yell those types of things at you ? Why would anyone buy anything from S2 now WOW ! A kilometer is ... mindboggling is this real life My wife knows that I'm on it , and I trust that she will reign me in if some crazy shit goes down . I'm not otherwise medicated , nor do I have anything else wrong with me , and I'm in the best shape of my life . I sincerely hope I don't end up in a field , though Why is Harvest Moon so popular ? Hydras aren't terrible Holy shit , I didn't notice that Eat Pills , Take nap . FOREVER so gorgeous jesus christ , i've never worn contacts ( even though my vision blows T_T ) but this piece of art was really strong yeah i dont know what my opinion of this is Is it a sexual thing or do you just want to be slapped ? No elevator Same . why isn't it working ? As a judge would say to your last statement " SPECULATION " and then your entire point would be dismissed . It hasnt happened so you cant act as if it has . On the flip side , there are laws against selling land to jews in the west bank . Are those bleeding dicks ? ? How did I not see that on my front page before now > On the flip side , there are laws against selling land to jews in the west bank . That last panel ... it's so beautiful ... I want one First thought when I saw this .... RAWRRRRR oh shoot , my bad . you're right Alriiight , that seemed so unlikely to me that my brain just refused to believe it . Aaaaaaand Tara ... Jessica .... HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh - - - " OK dude ? what's wrong ? " Looks like there's an alligator trying to eat a bunny You'd be surprised . In college , my two roommates and I were talking , and the topic of how annoying ' clean-up ' can be after dancing with rosy palm . One roommate looked at my other roommate and I and said , " You mean * something comes out * ? " and he was dead serious . My other roommate and I looked at each other like this : I heard All I Need , Fake Plastic Trees and I believe High and Dry at Chipotle and I've only gone there like 4 times I don't think it's the ' facts ' ( without sources , by the way ) that are getting you the down votes I don't want my gf using flamethrower on me Is it bad that I saw " Huck " and thought to myself " HuK is really good at StarCraft my god According to youtube , the video contains subliminal messages Yeah , when I went clubbing in Prague , I did the same thing . These three French guys wanted to do a foursome with me I wanted to reply with " this . " but then saw your username . Is it your real name ? I ask ' cause my name is Venescha . at first i read that as , " likes you black " When I read that I thought .. " Why would you get Benjamin Watson at the end of the season .. I'm totally going to start stalking you now What would Rockmelt be ? It really depends on what you like and what you look like ( I don't know how to work it any other way ) . Some styles just do not work for some people . My personal opinion is wavy . Combination of both . The day my girlfriend tried the whole wavy hair thing I was like Mine crashed unless I had all the gfx settings on full . SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN For the past 6 months or so that Ive been reading your comments , Ive always assumed you were a guy .... ? Be careful , your cat might kill you next . Define used ... You have no idea how hard explaining that to my mum was ... Oh , true , dunno why i thought he donated 1200 in the last one too THANK YOU . As a female who masturbates ( amongst other things ) in her sleep without knowing , I can say there are most probably cases of men jerking off in their sleep without realising . The shame every time i'm told I was going at it in my sleep is horrible Drop Bears are Serious Business ! That's fucking amazing . I've never even seen a hotrod in real life , but this takes the cake Over 11K comments . " I'm a vegan and my favorite food is bacon " zombies come from villages ? how could i have possibly read this before ? what is going on ? I hope she doesn't have a statue ... oh wait , rule 34 , nevermind . But wait , why are YOU polishing it It's funny , i know a family with the same kind of dog with the same name . wait a minute ... ur not running windows in a linux virtualization are you ? I live in Denmark and was once asked by a foreign guy if it was true we had polar bears living on the streets of Denmark . I think that is completely insane All seriousness aside , that's a whole shipload of whoop-ass wait ... I thought nailing a white chick was the crowning achievement for any black man ... atleast that's what undercover brother taught me Well that's a simple solution ! " No honey , we * do * need a new TV . I don't care if we just bought another one last year , I just want to be able to play Angry Birds on it ! Why are you putting a pillow and blanket on the couch ? " Lets not mention the almost complete lack of load times in a huge open world diamonds ! Holy fucking crap ! ! ! Wait till you find out what they'll pay for all the other things you've been throwing out Would like to know why I got 4 thumbs down for this comment ? BJ Penn says that you're a bitch if you tap out to strikes . However , not showing up for the 5th round in a title fight apparently isn't bitch worthy . You think that's bad ? I knew an Asian girl in high school who asked me why Americans make such a big deal about voting . Really ? You see my posts ? When I read that , I though your truck was fucking the hot chick . It is occasionally visible on chrome I'm sure someone will pwn me for this , but back in i think 06 or 07 i read twilight . I thought it was a very well written book and was anxious to read the next book in the series . Then hot topic learned who edward cullen was ...... Can someone explain what exactly is happening in this picture ? First ride I went on when I was four . I think that and Splash Mountain have scarred me for life Yeah how was that not up there you replaced the clutch twice in 3 years ? I tried that once , he moved it away When I saw the thumbnail I thought you were saying jeb was coding Minecraft in binary ! I wanted to visit Seattle one day ... now staying in England my whole life seems like a great idea > why Americans make such a big deal about voting . The first photo clearly shows it closed I always imagined what it would be like if the ocean was clear and you just looked down ... ... I just moved here . Is this really a thing ? Oh ... then I guess I am a Gryffindor after all . he also seems to be doing the " fuck this shit " face ... i mean i understand that . But then again , those are games which are easily accessible . People aren't gonna say " oh gosh i'm bored I WANNA STACK CUPS ! :D " Cup stacking is actually i sport ... i mean wtf ... did you just describe Kelsier as a ' honorable " nice " guy ' ? I want details . I like candy . You're not suposed to feed the animals guys . the entire time . Why on earth do you need so many of them ? I thought they were all the same ? I use the toasted-sesame-seed-jar from my spice rack . I may be the " old " stoner in the family . How do you go from drunk to sober to having worked out in 2 hours And wow is pronounced wao : O Only the first ? I'm from Connecticut . We just had ants . Not the biting kind . Just regular black ants . Apparently I had it easy aw lol i remember watching this as a kid , then found out he's from marvel years later My reaction : " * Myspace . Started an account in Early 2005 . Caught on like 4-5 months later , after I had abandoned the account . I was like This is happening in America too , its really sad . I can't believe people don't know how to turn screws George Lazenby can act ? Imagine the first time you leaned back in a chair and got your second dick caught in the slats . They aren't dead ............... but they NEVER wake up . I had to look at this for like 5 minutes before I seen it correctly , at first I thought the face was connected to the body and the piece of panty coming down from the officers wrist was the ass crack and that there was a fist in the vagina . Someone can't fucking compliment Notch without being yelled at for " Circlejerking " ? but YOU discovered earth , did you not ? i'm on to you ! How do they know it's your birthday ? From your profile ? If so , can you make it your birthday every day ? ( They are no copies of WotR now ? ! Wow , weird , such a good game Really ? My cats aren't de-clawed but since when was it so inhumane ? Outdoor cats yeah , but indoor cats ? Don't hate me because of my ignorance ! boobs need to breathe ? You ... sound like me . I don't know if i should be jealous that I don't get to see your boobs in real life or the game I read this as the top post on my front page . My name is Phil . I thought I was found out . You have good spelling and grammar for someone who was drunk . Holy Jeebuz I was just about to make thread about the exact same thing , exact same tune . If god doesn't exist , then who wrote the bible ? Think about that one . I've seen some stuff man You should never stop posting ... ever baaahahahaa ! ! I can't stop laughing at this photo ! ! ummm , theres nothing posted here I am also speechless . ( Coworker on my last day of work before vacation to visit family in Scotland : " Is it winter there when it is summer here ? " o . o I would change the fact that you can float beer bottles . This should be required reading for everyone making rage comics Sometimes I just randomly open my eyes and every once in awhile the girl will do the same at the same time and it's kind of weird ... or kind of funny Pissed me off that everyone loved Toxicity so much and they would all say " This is such a good debut album " . I was just like So you have several machines to ? ( dunno what it is in english . ) Wouldnt that cost like a fortune ? We have one tamper and one machine and that's enough for us wh ... what Tiny is about as far from a carry as you can get . if he can do it ... Talon is free ? I have a odd crush on you now Good ol Hutchinson here ... side note , don't ride any of the state fair rides this year . I was stuck on one for almost 30 minutes because the breaks broke Oh . I have absolutely no idea ! ! I wasn't missing anything ( to my knowledge ) and either my roommate didn't look through her stuff carefully or wasn't missing anything either because I told her and she said everything was there .... What is this website and why does it look so sketchy ? Holy Cow How on earth are you actually letting that work ? Just triple expand and fast-tech to Brood Lords to siege the turtle defences if you see them sitting in their ONE FRICKIN ' BASE . See you on the frontpage For good reason ! That's my topic dude . If you think fishing is redundant you've never played Vechs ' Super Hostile maps . Things don't look too crazy in all honesty considering the game , but how the balls did Polish Asia come into existence ? Are you just trolling me ? Why is she yellow ? I think these are the people who believe we Germans won the war and Hitler still rules surpreme . ... Why the hell are there melons on his cheek ? So people from Essex don't all sound like Jamie Oliver ? THAT'S WHY IT'S ALWAYS SNIPER . Another Luxray has appeared Imagine going down * forwards * , so that you're facing down , and towards the way you're going ! I'm from Canada . I just found out that my parents got married a year after my birth and had four kids together ! lol , it took me a moment to realize what I meant Bitches love winky face ... wait does that make us bitches ? ! Oh wow I think I know that girl ... At least , she has the same first and middle names , and she is ridiculously promiscuous . I don't understand this joke but it made me laugh anyway . Haha I am an A cup :/ lol every female in my family is from a C to a DDD not sure if coworkers or just coincidence ... haha thanks man . appreciate it . also , that was a great list So it's racist ? Well done . I'm a girl and I slept like a log after playing . Upvoted anyway because that game is so awesome , I had a great time playing it even though the crowbars and meat cleavers were deteriorating over time That would be awesome That Siegfried and Roy and Sigmund Freud were one , single person . You tell me how me or capn could be trolling this , and I'll give you an internet . An ENTIRE internet . Only females know how to use a stove / cooker ? just looked up the song " FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE - The Violation " i think i had this look on my face You can't even get cursors in screenshots I have a hardcore Christian friend who was a physics major . I thought that the penis and vagina touching was sex , until I saw actual porn and I was like My roommates loved that shit . All I remember is something about gloves ? And ice skating ? I don't even remember . I tuned them out a lot . Once wouldn't have been so bad . They left it in for WEEKS . Is it just me , or did that milk turn blue ? How did you do that ? I recently went to San Francisco and mentioned Chik-fil-A as my favorite fast food chain to some SF locals , they asked what that was and I was all sadly , yes ... would have lost anyways . But I watched that game looking like this ---> My first 99 was Range You're a bit sensitive , aren't you ? As I read the ' I thought I heard a soft whistling bit ' a song I was listening to played a whistling in the background super cute , but the spots on the back look like a melting skull How fucking old is the bread we find in Dungeons ? ? no no no ... good bongs have a slide that pulls out to clear the chamber .... You better not be playing FPS with it bro Me . To . Where the fuck do you live , i counted an easy 10 + brown recluses on there soon the govt is gonna start wiping us out ... for the one world order ... they want to bring down the world pop . to 500,000 y u need internet fame when u so beautiful A web browser ? NO WAY ! ? the scary part here is that you should never put a bottle in a vagina open-end-first because you can get suction issues , so it likely would've gone bottom-first . I asked the same thing Funny , it reads just like the beginning of the Bible in this hotel room . Sadly thats the only thing of her's I know .... I should do some studying I'm working on my law degree now , maybe you can motorboat that I've never gagged like that in my entire life . That ... that ... Those are delicious when eaten simultaneously . I talk like that IRL all the time , is that bad ? damn Select , you scary ... Wait , SOAP left ? ! Spine up if you see it coming and make lings . It bloody takes less time to drink a cup of tea than the time it takes to gobble up that piece of porkchop ? The issue I always have with a Half-Life film is the same problem Gabe brought up years ago . Gordon is a * transparent * character , made for the player to embody . The whole game and all it's characters revolve around this notion , breaking that will throw the whole dynamic on its side . Now a movie set within the universe ( or universes What does [ Q ] do ? Yeah , let's just say that when you learn that lesson , you never forget it . OH . MY . GOD ... ooh , thanks for posting , amazed BratOK didn't make it , did he even try to qualify ? haha , same here . No one ever has a clue what I'm talking about . Maybe we both just need cooler friends Depends on how you do your breeding Why the christ would you give your bunny a bath ? I like to think it's a facade , but then I have people tell me I'm even cheerful and crap even when I don't mean to . ... why is the see me after class exclamation point dotted with a heart ? ... He Who Must Not Be Named Does the cover look poorly shooped to anyone else ? His hands look ot of proportion , and his eyes look like a females , look at them There was no phone ... Finally caved and made an account - I'm fucked ... Fourth order in 3 days I suppose it's a bit better than Jack Harkness being one's Forever Alone Hero . Almost all of Jack's friends and lovers end up dead . To me , it looks like a happy yellow ghost . FA mewtwo ! I saw this yesterday and I was like being recognized is one of my worst nightmares , mainly because my brother goes on reddit . you can buy the cinnamon dolce syrup ? very pretty girl WHAT ? Boromir was Martin ? yeah I wasn't a fan of Harry Potter either , too many arbitrary magic rules . It's magic damn it , there are no rules . apparently only Dumbledore and god knew that . What did you think it meant I don't know Really ? Actually dkubb from datamapper ( a very big project ) advocates to space between curly braces . Quite a few people in the github community do in fact do this oh my gosh ! My boyfriend has this shirt . I was unaware that it was sold anywhere but at the super rustic shop in the middle of idaho that he got it from . I love that shifter ... very steampunk . but I wouldn't be able to stop seeing that face above the nav screen Major props , Such jump height Jim Carey did this ? i never knew the MFLB didnt have a smell I've never played it before ! I'm loving kitty druid :D ( Except for the only stuff that drops is never better than my heirlooms ... i can't wait for lvl 80 how have you been rejected ? SEE A DOCTOR . ASAP . I see what you did there You can push a lot of weight on it if you do a narrow press . If you widen it out as far as your hip joints will go , it's a _lot_ more difficult . It feels a bit like you're trying to crush a tree with your thighs . That's a really good point .... True , but it also depends on the OP's definition of " regular sized cup . " A shot of espresso is only an ounce . If the OP meant even a 12 oz cup , that's at least 10 shots of espresso ( if you include a little space on top so it doesn't spill ) . At approx 75 mg of caffeine per shot ( at least , that's the average amount in a shot of espresso from Starbucks ) that's just insane . Barney poster ? Wait a second , you live in Indiana ? Where ? I don't think you're supposed to give your lottery numbers away . That's like telling someone your password I think this is the time to test one's limits ... Dave Mustaine is pretty much the number one reason I picked up guitar . Yeah , he's a douchebag , but the anger and immediacy he conveys through his guitar is astonishing . And he sings while he does it . You can use it to cheat ? i don't get it . her boobs look so much bigger with clothes on Pics ... ? Holy * * I've got a laptop in the attic that was unplugged from 1994 - late last year , even it still knew the time Don't you guys like .. not get anything for having bronze ? Wouldn't you rather have no medal in your profile ? Holy shit you're beautiful The town on the ravine would be really cool if it were cleaned up . Kind of a daunting task though . Nice video , but man , do you ever sit still ? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT CLICK Kuyt at 1:46 Does the majority of the christianity stackexchange seriously believe in Noah's tale ? I didn't ... know that this was in question . Oh wow I saw this TNG episode just yesterday for the first time Yes . How can it peak at 200ish but hit 500 ? Let the game begin . Not sure I read this correctly Saw the pic of Ezreal and immediately read gender-swapping champion instead of weapon-swapping champion this was one of those where my eyes got increasingly squinty until BAM So many Ultra Rares . To be fair she's just ignorant . You might be considered stupid for buying an HDMI cable at a game stop instead of online or at a discount store How long have those two been vegans ? Are we still talking about coffee ? And it's only 29.99 € in Steam But it's COLD up there ! ! ! whell i really like snivy or whatever the snake thing is called , its evolutions look really cool . the pig looks okay , but the water is just like .. This isn't petty bullshit at all . lol ok this'll be interesting if it works out you saved my day wait .... some one on the Internet agrees with me now imagine that , once they have NPC villagers I have a crappy-lappy and I got a performance BOOST for some reason . Wow ... what a rush ... But clearly everyone was talking to me Oh , chewing on the finger skin . Quit in the 8th grade , and am immensely happy I did , but man that was actually tasty It was ? How am I the one making crazy generalizations ? The bikini one is the only one I've tried . Ironically , it carries the same warning as the regular stuff Of course ? I'm totally not a harley guy , but that Sportster ... * * Holy f * cking sh * t . Wow . Congrats . The only time I was able to enter the house was when I had to kill zeds to get in . Wow , who is she .. You mean that one crazy eye ? Yeah ... I , as a Vikings fan , say to start Fitz Same here I'm pretty terrible actually haha . I don't know how they can play on expert . Restroom ... just once ... Where the hell are you going to get the cash for all of those items as Taric what about cops she's cute for that age That's ..... not real is it ? ? ? ? Oh my .. you're right . Can't Stop watching Scrubs ... Finished the series ? Better watch it again Should I have chosen Judy Dench ? Loved these books ! They made me want to get a job . Then after high school , I joined the military ... Oh my god ! What did you do to Marmaled and Kif ? They are everywhere ... 14 is kinda cute . 21 ... gawddamn TRUE ! I remember seeing ads when I was about 6 ... I'm 25 now and he still looks the same I'm kind of scared Wow I thought I was the only one . They are in our bars now I just found out that I'm epileptic I don't need absolute mint , but I don't really want destroyed cards ... does that make sense ? Wow ... Pitchfork gave it a 0.6 / 10 . WTF ... I don't even ... wut ? I know all the others but what's the third one in the picture ? ( with the medieval critters ? ? ) It rings a bell but I can't remember it's name .. You're a genius . I've used telekinesis and kamehahas but never thought to just choke them . How much oxygen would O squared be ? It always strikes me that the biggest change between the first picture and last picture in these transition logs is the person's smile . Also , OMG your hair is awesome . oh maaaan , adam ! ! you're doing that silly commenting thing again ! ! what next ? ! It's been that way for the last week for me with a bunch of streams . I went to college with Shii . Didn't realize he had so much internet presence . ehhh I wouldn't say crusty ... you've never seen the like a boss meme ? Her teeth ... while , i'm not talking facebook , but the lil green friend button on users profiles , what exactly does it do besides say their your friends ? Tip - they probably won't even review your application unless you sign it in blood . And no pigs ' blood - they can tell the difference 7 pounds was a good film I would very much be interested in a Doctor Who perspective on wtf happened there . :) The story of Roanoke always gave me the chills in American Culture Studies - WHERE DID THOSE PEOPLE GO ? he's not wearing black socks during sex is he Yeah because that makes more sense than Christianity ? ? ? Really , even in release it doesn't optimize your code ? Are you certain ? Bikini Urgot ? ! > I suppose it's a bit better than Jack Harkness being one's Forever Alone Hero . Almost all of Jack's friends and lovers end up dead . Please tell me thats actually in reverse playback [ ] ( / rcrossfire " Sorry to interrupt you two but , whoa Isn't that the movie where people fly through space ............ and then ride horses on a planet ? What is this obsession with being a ' hardcore ' gamer ? Can't people just be gamers and talk about shit they play ? iPhones do that " REMEMBERS a woman was gods gift to men " <-- doesn't that say she is property or am i just missing the sarcasm train here ? Privacy as a teenager ... you just post the link . I think this has descended into a circle jerk now What the .... ? Boris Yeltsin still lives ? Jessica Alba you say ? That's cool , I guess . So much faux science in the comments You aren't being forced to watch it ! Zuckerberg wasn't even in this article . Anime boobs ... I can't believe how much my post has been downvoted since last night . Do people actually like ignoring Skyward Sword ? In reference to that clean & jerk video , how the hell does one catch 430 lbs on their shoulder without breaking a clavicle ? natures pocket Stalk away . I immediately went to the 4/4 ... why didn't they case up the beta sinkhole Beautiful . At the risk of looking stupid , what's the red line snaking it's way across the lower part of the picture ? It looks like lava Zorua plushie ? MUST HAVE . Why does it have to be a pirate ? Happened in New / North a while back too ! Had to redo the entire building insides over the summer ! And the girl's family paid for ALL of it . My first thought would have been " why hasn't he responded ? ... oh god ... did I accidentally sms that my Facebook ? ! " Talon requires skill ? I have yet to lose a game as him and I end up facerolling entire teams after 10 minutes You replied to the reply to the joke . I ... cannot compete with that Oh , just making sure that you weren't still close and that now he has just vanished and thors Nothing a pair of tin-snips can't fix . The nutso thing is I always ask them what their budget it , and almost always come in significantly below it . Lol . I enjoy the sentiment . I'll probably do vice versa since I already have Skyrim on pre-order ( big TES fan here ) ... but things are not at all certain ( big Zelda fan , too Budge . I forgot about Borderlands . I still need to play that sometime . I feel like there's so many good games out these days I haven't applied the pineapple trick for a long time and mine is surprisingly still OK , a bit salty . Lots of tofu and meats and chocolate milk this summer . Hmmm , I'm an undergrad at a reputable southeastern university .... What happens when the makeup comes off ? I am 27 ..... I just finished Grad school My college charged that much 128MB flash drive back when I was a freshman Hey baby , you're the only Ten I see . For me , half the time it's the gif you posted , the other half is this face : You've read A THOUSAND fanfics ? Damn you look great .. I would love to find you wrapped up for my Birthday that's for sure . Huh ..... I've heard Mozilla cause some issues that produce this error as well , but I don't use Mozilla , if that isn't your problem then I dunno what will help Why is this NSFW ? PEOPLE BETTER SHOW UP , IM GONNA BE MAD IF I ACTUALLY GET OFF MY COMPUTER AND SHOW UP TO THIS THING AND NO ONE IS THERE i would like to have the ip please my ing is I laughed so hard at this comment my co-workers all how does he not know ooo i've had that ! Tastes soooooo gooooddd ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I have blueberry atm , super crystally Ah ! So what you are saying is that I'm probably not going to get some nice crispy noodles if I use udon ! ? North Carolina , I guess ? Unsure about what you mean 491 exactly here too . He is probably the best foreign zerg out there at the moment ... And it was just announced he is even going pro for one year , he is about to become a monster in no time . So far he was practising for just two hours a day , what a sick nerd baller ... what if they stole a chest Oh , that sounds adorable . I should go ahead and take a stroll do - HOLY CRAP ! I dropped Roy Helu from my draft for Moss , then immediatly dropped Moss for Caddilac Williams just so my buddies would text and call WTF FOR WANT ME PLAY TO BBOOOOO this trade I want to go i just pulled up this article in my university's computer lab and some aerospace engineer gave me his business card after trying to talk to me for 20 min PUPILS ! ! ! ( It knoooooooooooooooooows DO WANT . But ... clanker was nice . Although I see your point . I was afraid of that fucking shark on treasure trove cove ... i had to get in and out of the water in a second or two . is this the new canadian fiver ? The Bit with the ships was my favorite It turned his entire world upside-down face . Lego has no skill like that and how are you going to go about doing that ? I've never seen a sponsored link section This is the paper enemy from the Jackie Chan adventures . Everyone builds only one infestor , apparently . my thought process once i realised it was a frozen body ... DONT LET IT MOVE , PLEASE GOD DONT TWITCH OR BLINK AT ME OR I WILL PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH MY MONITOR ! ! ! I really regret clicking on that So ... smooth ? Indeed . Any trip between the US east and west coasts involves walking between Miami and Mexico City . wow , this is badass It's true . Waitresses need to start leaving my boyfriend alone wolves were fun , but next time you play a mage try paralyzing an enemy and then blasting them with a strong fireball with a 10 ft range . I did that to a bear once and he disappeared into the forest horizon . I ran after him trying to find his body , but gave up after I fought 3 enemies . What worried me was that the fucker was still alive when he disappeared Freedom Force * gasps * I have HiBs ( except # 1 ) You seem to have none of those What on earth is wrong with posting things game related ? I don't think that friends one is very well done ... the worst part being when he's shot in the head while the happy music plays ... Almost broke my colar bone I like how they turn around when I tell them to . I LOVE THE BACKGROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER ! ! ! ! ! Your dog just sprouted a kitten . The moment I saw the posted photo , I thought , " hey , that street / tree set / road / curve looks EXACTLY like a road right down the street from me here in good ' ol Virginia " - then I zoomed in and saw that your license plate is in Virginia . You wouldn't happen to be in the Star City , would ya ? Can you explain what you just wrote ? how can you sexualize an already sexual experience ? What's the Reader ? ? I've been like this since my breakup abut a year ago . Attractive guys around me but im not too terribly interested in pursuing relationships . Maybe it's also because I don't really feel that attractive ? I feel like i've forgotten how to get started on a romantic relationship again . And even stranger , I'm not really too bothered by it . I think I'm just too used to being single and having guys as friends now and enjoying my own life . Ok all the citys of the south american countrys are there but where is Paraguay ? If you read the cables , they do . They even quoted a newspaper piece as inside info - 881 Karma . He does it on purpose Maybe , but I also feel like you'd also have to be born with some innate ability , or " wiring " if you will , to understand such complexities . Whoa . Does anyone else see faces on the majority of those chips ? Like reddit shutting down . 50 bucks for 3 grams ! ? I was seriously looking at that dog for 20 secs trying to determine if someone took a pic of my dog That happened to me with Anchorman . Walked out of the cinema wishing I could get my money back , watched it at a friends house a year later , couldn't stop laughing the whole way through They have a squat rack , but they don't allow squats ? This kind of reminds me of District 9 You look signficantly older with make up lmao ! ! ! who doesnt look at porn at work ? ! ? ! ? ! Holy crap That sounds awesome . she ... I encourage him to stay with the pizza ... LOADS OF PEPPERONI Indeed . This is spreading like AIDS across Africa i have euphoric highs and suicidal lows in a span of a few minutes these days - i'm scaring myself Wait ... Americans don't use ' pavement ' ? I'm Canadian and I use ' pavement ' ... unless it's some sort of slang over there I'm not familiar with ? I know her Isn't the exe an installation file ? Why on Earth have I been downvoted for this ? amazing article by whatthefat I know that this is solved , but I gotta ask .... how was he a bully ? but you don't have kids with the other person yet ? that's kind of why I suggested the M35 / 45 . Thanks ? At first I thought you were talking about Melty-man and I thought , his knees are about the only thing normal and then I looked at the legs on the guy to the left ... I ... their size is not a valid reason at all . Good luck :) Way to drop it like it's hot Pentakill Trundle could also be a roady , caries around a speaker and beats people with it , or maybe he summons a giant speaker . She looks like she needs a shave Apps like AppZapp , App Shopper , and App Hits will let you see what's new , on sale , or free ( People don't seem to mind having sales where they give away apps for free . I saw " Why do I cut my nipples every single time I shave . " TIL NPH isn't straight oh , absolutely . she was all giddy and bubbly until she stood up , and looked around expecting to see everyone ready to buy her a drink , but instead was confronted with a roomful of so I'm getting married to an atheist in the near future .... I fear this same situation intensely , coming from my bi-polar southern baptist parents . Did you just have a conversation with yourself and then delete a couple of them to make it look like it was someone else ? ? At first I was like WOW . but who would ever quit the game Hey ... this comic was submitted 4 months ago by a different user ( Iint ) Women using * straight razors * ? On their vaginas ? What does ? Nice Mole . I dont get it too ... Yellow Monitor ? ( It was the parent not the child in this case - how often did your parents end up spraying you with blood while growing up ? A leather binocular ? yeah , we all felt bad , and i doubt anyone did it maliciously , but it was just such a shock to see it that we couldn't wipe the Every time tumblr happens on my screen I panic and click home . It's like the 90 ' s had a child , a technicolour mindfuck of a child that is slowly eating the rest of the internet whilst staring at you with a creepy grin Black sack Yin and yang have gender associations ? wat I don't know why so many downvotes . Granted , I disagree with you , but you did answer the question . Support ... Orianna ? So you play games to lose ? Honestly , who gives a fuck if BP and Shell gave her money to say global warming is a lie , as opposed to a bunch of rednecks giving her money to say the same thing ? \ \ ( Tristana has a skillshot ? Did ... you read the title of this thread ? Yep . Just like driving down a motorway When Socke is the worst player in a group OH MY GOD ! Damn , your dick cures crazy . ... * that's * what you look like ? 60 an oz ? that weapon he uses is so . damn . scary ! * IT'S JUST AIR ! ! * The Money Issue : I agree that in DI is was stupiid . There was WAY too much of it so searching for it was pointless , not to mention even zombies drop their wallets .. Ya .. But I disagree that it should not be in a game anywhere . I think there are MANY MORE creative ways of adding it into your game world and making worth finding , and worth hoarding . But ya I was like ... server info button ? Think about how this movie is to a little kid : ' Your Mother can't be with you any more . ' Holy crap . It's like millions of angels all took a piss at the same time . why do you have a carved pumpkin so early Does a comment on teenagers purportedly being tortured really need to end with a Japanese onomatopoeia ? Wait Abraham Lincoln was an atheist .... shit they let anyone in What class is that ? you mean we're not supposed to dream of this shit ? I thought IWC stood for " I Will Complain " anyway Yours is in so much better condition than mine :( did you restore it ? On a side note , don't you love the Mind = blown The Black Backpacker ... yeah i like the sound of that man , but my original plan was to buy the 2oz for 150 , then sell 1oz for 150 to some sucker , then i get a free oz of bud , brilliant BROWN GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN PA lasts for five years . $ 20 . Wait , rape cures homosexuality ? A couple minutes ? I saw a dog Why did ( previous to this generation ) they all look like horrible frog monsters ? Seriously , how did those mutated-looking things sell to little girls under the premise of being " pretty " ? Well , damn .... I have no idea whats going on here HE SEES MY SOUL ! 100 % uptime , no CD really ? Well that's a fucking game changer . I can't even wrap my head around 5v5 or 3v3 with an ability that redirects HALF of any incoming damage ALL the time , let alone 2v2 . It turns arena into a mana game and kind of illegitimizes any team without a healer , doesn't it ? Then again maybe they won't have arena at all also throw in a splash of pokemon yeah dood ... i totally thought you ment odorfree . Im the noob RES can filter submissions out ? i'll never doubt you again i love going back and listening to all the weird tunes i listened to in junior high / high school . - tries to think of anyplace that has the initals AM ... Has anyone else ever noticed that they look like their Heil-ing Hitler ? I understand this reference ..... What did you do to train yourself to this level ? Red Amp . Not bad ? Hot diggity damn . I can't view it I have a Razer Imperator with 5600 dpi . Also , what maps are popular over in ETF 2L ? I've heard you guys play turbine a lot TOO .. MUCH ... CUTE You should join me and tilleyrw with the bacon ! Shit . No offense but I don't see how it's really confusing at all . At first I was " WTF is this shit ? I have one of those . Lame " and then I was Apparently all of the Ron Paul supporters would i was unaware there was a legal age to smoke trees This is so many levels of creepy . I don't even know what to say ... My Optimus V can run it Oh my god . I never realized that . Someone who moved past a childhood fear ? Amy was kind of stashed away in the last episode with Craig too . do you know the muffin man ? I love being able to actually see the players during the matches . DRG's left hand ... Good job man , I saw your post last night and this morning when I got on I was like I never had a dog , but I was housesitting this summer , on the tail end of my period , so I was only using a pad . Rolled it up and threw it away in the bathroom garbage can , which was a small step trash can . I went downstairs for awhile , and when I went back up , the dog had stepped on the pedal to open the trash can , fished out my pad , and was ripping it to shreds . My face : sorry buddies and pals ! they were all gone with in like 5 minutes You're comparing Catholics ... to the Yakuza ? lmfao ! This is so fake .. i hope 88 cents a pound here ... Seriously . if thorzain played protoss , what would his zealots say ? How is that relevant ? Lol omniscient parents are scary ... It might be a complete coincidence , but I get phone calls from my mom every time I'm tripping . I've learned to ignore them ... One time she sent me a text at 3am that said , " You're not doing anything dangerous are you ? I just have this bad feeling . Stay safe . " This amazing why so many downvotes Back spacing * is * kind of what the backspace key is meant to do Propably because it looks like a huge clusterfuck of ideas put together in one game . I never realized how many women used pads until all those TrollXC comics So it's " popular in Japan " except " it's a niche thing " . ( What about people who are ambisextrous ? They should rename it Ok . I accept this . However , during the parent-teacher conference , his dad ( a bass player and an editor with no gaming or engineering background ) gave me the that is twisted as all hell If this is possible I wonder if they can develop " gold " life forms that self replicate . Add ingredients , come back a week later to 100lbs of 24k gold .... How do you know this ? I would hate having anything furry inside my stomach My nightmares are coming true steve irwin once said crossing a hippo filled river was the most dangerous segment on his show . At first I was like ; _ ; but then I was like You didn't enjoy Portal ! ? ? Two of my friends were watching this down the hall from my room . One of them shrieked so loudly the RA ran down to make sure no one had died . Ridiculous . Why is it I can't stop watching this Wow ... Guys , I'm not kidding here but I think that's my cousin from Rhode Island . article is interesting but not nearly as interesting as the insane comments I remember when I used to love Thomas . It's always nice to see young ones today loving the same things I used to love . Delicious reasons It's funny when a biased video is telling you what bias means omg the ears ! > < so cuteee ! the eye in the background though ... the thing is , is i want something that will run well , get good fps on my comp ... TF2 doesn't , it gets crap FPS , like 2 fps when in a gunfight ... something that my machine can handle ( if there is anything I wish I was that clever Hipster teenagers at an anime convention said you play VHS tapes in " VHS players " to my face while I waited to get my copy of MMPR : The Movie . But Frontier is already on the Xbox for the Japanese market Took me a few reads to realize " Hash Brown " was not actually short for " Hash Brownie " . Back to r / trees I think . Now expand upon that in the sense that our whole makeup is made of a things inside of things . Now think about how our bodies as a whole is a thing that is inside another thing and then go bigger . Until you come to the mind boggling idea that perhaps we are a thing in the Universe that maybe the size of a cell in another thing ! What if the destruction of our planet caused a change in our solar system which caused a change in the galaxy which caused a change in other galaxies that eventually caused everything to be destroyed from what it was ? Cannot stop looking ! ! What kind of sink do you have ? I see you everywhere . Well , that's different At first I red " Kill them with kidneys " and was like Must be terrifying to have sex with you . I believe it Whoa , cut down on the megapixels man ! Wait until you're against grievous guards . I actually had this exact thought process a couple weeks ago , except I replaced the Eagles with the Packers Holy shit SW Battlefront 3 on Frostbite 2 would be AWESOME ! I like how they feel and look , so I don't want to omit them altogether . Duct tape would hurt , no ? As far as I know I'm only on one site that has any furry stuff Made my hair stand on end Is that bee moaning " pedo-pedo-pedo " all the way to orgasm ? You mean melodramatic ? Dang , I didn't know people traded for referrals Are you older than 21 ? If I am not mistaken , it was written 11.33 or something . Rodgers can really run Mine was running upon that Japanese eel porn site ( its like bangbros with regular updates ) ... I refused to believe it was real at first , like those fake tentacle JAVS , but after browsing the site for a few minutes I promptly got the hell out of there . It's ... not exactly like we've ever been in danger of losing the right for democracy . We've never been in a position to have our form of government / law making taken away . Are those yellow strands cheese ? They look like noodles Until you find out one of them is a guy in a wig There we go . Finally got a turnover . 1st of the year ( inc preseason Oh shit that's an hour away ... Definitely going there Why couldn't I stop watching this ? ! Holy balls , I just noticed that It looks like a 3D render . I thought helping esports hurt esports ? What the fucking fuck ? What's his plan for making a profit ? Lol itll be crazy deju vu if that ends up happening to you . I also wonder whats in the bag ? ? Sweet panut butter exists ? Egads , if there's ever proof that we're still evolving , it's that shit . That's not the foot of a " perfect species " . TIL that yakuza girls has tattoo too ... Orange water AFAIK there are no potions ? Am I the only one that sees Stanley Tucci ? You cant NOT watch it closely . Its ... mesmerizing Oh no , it is I who doesn't deserve you ! I would do anything for a homemade OU hat ( with a fuzzy ball ) LOL . Just let me know if you're allergic to anything . I can send shrimp and grits mixes , pecan pralines , or a shirt . Anything you want . No that's not how it was designed from the beginning at all I'm just thinking about the holocaust Know anything about torrents ? I think you mean My aunt ask me to fix the sales terminal ( glorified register ) for a Portuguese guy who runs her favourite bar . I need to look documentation online , I ask one of the girls to lend me her laptop . I was watching a documentary where they were talking to the producer of Stargate series , and he was saying that he just flips a coin every year to see if he should continue the show or not . I don't know if that's true but ... I feel awful ! This just turned me on for some reason Well that's definitely not Breaking Bad right now Bacon margarita ? a common as muck untradable gun that is droppable for a max shit , i just realized i went on like 4 dates with a girl this summer . not even kidding . I'm pretty sure .... that's a jacket Haha , thanks ! Though I wonder how you know this . Am I being reddit-stalked ? I've got no idea , I've actually never even seen anyone before you . I know there's a few blue stars out there ( I think someone named EMLB or something like that , and maybe Adebisi also ? ) , and lots of people with medals out there as well . Not gonna lie , simply having an icon next to their name makes me more likely to notice / remember their posts Shinpads . There for a reason . OMG ! me too ! No exceptions . I mean , I like his casts . I've been watching him for years as well . But ... jokes about kidnapping his son ? That toilet is a zombie . ( wanna see bad parenting ? get a job @ a grocery store .. I wonder if he's still there , and has yet to make a decision Who here is surprised ? you get glares ? ... why was she at a cemetary ? And ... why did she have to leave it there if she was at a cemetary ? This was taken by a friend of mine at North Dakota State University . Kind of disturbed seeing it posted here Huh , what ? Did you read his handle ? I kept reading " it " as H , made it confusing A . J . ? Is this you ? I used to work at CVS ( in LA , actually ) and we'd get people who come in to spend their money on cigs and / or alcohol , so it's made me really hesitant to give . We had one guy who would bus in from the other side of the city to stand in front of out door , beg for change , then come in to buy snacks / milk with it , and then go home . It was like his day job and he's been there for at least four years . Me Gusta OMG BENOIT SIGNS ARE SO WRONG ! ! 1 ! " The human body can not take that " well ... it just did ... technically two human bodies just did ... If he would have called it a sidewalk slam , I would have marked #iwc Well , doesn't every unit in the game have to stop to shoot except phoenixes ? apoco es la secretaria de cultura ? They don't look like WoW graphics .. what's this ? OMG ! where can I get this game ? ( x ( x_ ( X_x ( I shall provide for the russian women in need of my help . what was this meant to link to Not really , but put a bag of chips in there It used to be There's no ketchup in McD's in the US ? How do you guys live ? I feel ya . Had nothing to do on a rainy Saturday and watched a full fraking season in a day . If you find this out , let me know Was bist du denn von Beruf , wenn ich Fragen darf ? Why all the paypal hate ? oh ok , yeah i think i do I have a very deep / manly voice , but my vocal cords curled up and assumed the fetal position when they heard Tasteless at MLG Raleigh Most Formidable Lord and Master of Desperate Housewives ... Yeah - living in the UK I don't even feature in my own poll What is going on get a job Your FOV gives me a headache just looking at the screenshot . Is that fire hydrant actually functional ? If you are inside a building on the " ground floor " then what do you call the surface on which you are standing ? I generally call the flat surface inside of a building a floor . Unless they just leave bare ground exposed for the floor in buildings in the UK ... Dramaaaaa , goooo tooo first paage ! Everyone must know and participate max settings and streaming Common at age 13 ? Does this analogy go any deeper than you hate seeing them ? Fungal drops The fact that he recognised your bookbag says to me that he was paying you a little more attention than is normal to begin with wow , didn't realize untill seeing that , I've seen this movie They ... already do support border-radius ? He asked a question , but then he went on several sentences explaining how ' not gay ' he is and how he presumed the other guy was ' not gay ' but suddenly a simple gift has him questioning it and nothing but a ' gay ' gesture . WHY ? why is a gift ' gay ' ? What makes a " Gay gift " from a " straight gift " ? ? From the description he gave , it sounds like his company makes predator drones . Did Catherine ever wake up ? Holyfuck ! I think I'm in love And here I was thinking David Tennant could never look unattractive .. this is just weird Mind blown . I loved that game . Haven't played it since the 80s . I was about to link to the same time The person taking the picture is not safe I dunno she's hot ... but there's so many jump-cuts It's actually confirming my suspicions that no one likes them , especially moletrap . It might have something to do with your levitating cell phone . So is this supposed to be a blank post or is something wrong ? Wait wha ... ? But I was there ! this might be the best metaphor I've ever read on reddit That wasn't a joke and I had no idea anyone else asked that That last one is a This is gonna be weird question , but for all of you dudes that have done this .... what made you want to Did not read this post till after i posted the earlier one . COULD THIS BE THE SAME GUY ? ! ? ! not likely ... unless youre in los angeles It's fate I'm just some random kid that was watching WhiteRa's stream when he brought this up Sweet stuff man , i needz to download I make less than $ 0 a year and i live a comfortable life ... Who are you Not sure if real boobs or back boobs . I love her handwriting You played 10 hours a day of customs ? Funny thing is , I actually don't It's such an easy to understand concept that half the internet doesn't get it . I used to be a manager there . The only thing worse than pizzas before you close : are ICBs during the day shift . You have to have them up but never sell any so ... It might sit in there for a solid 4-5 hours What do the controls on the side do ? steam says you dont exist Metallica are sellouts for going video Fuck bitches and see if I can make babies that will eventually become my friends in the future when I was a little kid . Tornadoes definitely count . That's a wild story maybe it has holy shit , if blizzard would do this I used to live on Fieldcrest Ave Using campus computers ? omg my trodgors never look that good It looks like a weird alien with tits I really , really didn't mind RTD as much as people seem to . No one can really say if you'll " pass " or not ahead of time . But I'm not intersexed and I pass just fine . Well ... a little better than fine . It actually became a welcome problem when I was transitioning ; no matter what I wore or how short my hair was , I couldn't pass for a boy . DAT ASS Actually I was about 12 when I coined the name , so it's funny you say that . I even misspelled it at the time but it just stuck . But we're not doin the casual conversation thing but the hostile towards strangers with opinions thing , right . btw what does that even mean ? How does my choice of name imply age range , I'm genuinely curious now . Lay your flawless logic on me brothah I can't even fathom what a teeth orgasm would be like You are awesome . I was stupid and didn't go for a while , but the dental hygienist I ended up with when I went in a few weeks ago was amazing , and now I know how clean teeth really feel . The scaling is what always frightened me away from the dentist , but she used an ultrasonic one after numbing up my gums .. really gentle , I actually kinda enjoyed it I'll come around after work , probably inebriated Oh ! That's no problem at all ! I've just had chance to get to my comments too ! Phew , 2 days old a lot of them . Holy fuck she's fine . Because nothing is sexier than cold steel at sexy time I read that as ' Australia : Tasmania moves to recognise same-sex unicorns ' ... ( Especially in Strobe by Deadmau 5 . That climax ! Oh lawd ... and at the end there is a giant hammer for the really tough ones Wtf did I just watch Holy mother of pretty ! ! Thanks ! ! This is awesome Yeah , it is a horrible place to be unemployed and looking for work . But it is a great place to be when you're employed in a good job . Rent is so cheap and buying is actually an option for people on the average wage . Unlike the cities , which I've been led to believe require you to be a millionaire to buy ( but I'm just a dumb country guy who hasn't been to the city much so who knows > and the other guy looks like James RandiOOHHMYGOD ! ! Since they share a vagina , when one has an orgasm , they probably both have an orgasm ... That's how you know your fiscal policy is a little screwed up . " What ? It's going to cost me more money to live ? That's it , I'm quitting my job " ... Digglet used dig ! ...... I know someone who looks like this This is like the Jesus on the piece of toast ... > and the other guy looks like Chuck TesHOLYBEARDONGS ! ! Maybe it was Enderman Reddit is its own universe . 785 sold is that girl singer at : 18 the one that sang for final fantasy x ? Oh was that Lara ? Where is this video ? Does not compute ... [ ] ( / bonbon " I didn't know about My ReddEnt Ponies , so thank you ! " ) [ ] ( / y00 " But now I'm confused about / thatsnothowyouspellpinkiepie . I've never seen it in the r / idliketobeatree emote list It's actually used as an insult , in many movies , games when referring to " tough guys " or tough group of men , or just a tough group in general . " LET'S GO , LADIES ! " So weird . I guess because being a female automatically means you're inferior And getting called one is insulting ? If it's soft , why did it crunch when you bit into it ? i read somewhere that this only removes acceleration on normal windows but acceleration returns in games There are some variations that people say are useful against some Zerg openers , but I haven't tried them myself , but + 1 weapons and pushing Zealots / Sentries and dropping the Stalkers / Immortals seems reasonable . Maybe you could do some reasonably timed pressure , expand , and transition into two-base Blink Stalkers or Colossi - but that just sounds like standard PvT play . It just popped up , I'm sure it was just from a scumbag virus . Took the picture myself , but still how do you explain something like that what 23 do you follow ? Clickthroughs ? What clickthroughs ? Did I mention I live in New York ? i had my lady friend put me in a gogoplata the other day and holy shit is it effective There was the SWAT van and like 4 fire trucks Jesus Christ this is messed up . in my 10th grade French class my teacher started talking about Nutella and everyone was all like " yeahhhh I LOVE THAT " and I said " What's Nutella " ? I got a lot of weird looks . Why had I never heard of it ? Well the drive is " My Music " so why would you even look in there for videos ? It's bizzare seing an article that claims such a small percentage of fans watches the show every week . One of my squad leaders recruited a female without a vagina Chicago gets more than 100 % ? Imagine tightening a chain that was last tightened by one of the Wright brothers . You know what ... I'm dumb . I've seen them . Why on earth did I think there wasn't one ... So , people watch you all the time ! Take me for instance ... right ... now ... This ... was a game ? TF is tier 1 ? I think we need to add " Better = Subjective " to the / r / Android's logo Is that a tarantula in the center ? for once , i actually fully agree , this would be an awesome feature . not so sure on how difficult it would be to code though .. other variables could be continents , islands , etc ... or maybe i need to stop playing so much civ v ... I feel the same way .. but like .. If you BOTH touch your Wenis ' together ... does that mean you sexytime ? And if she didn't notice ... is that rape ! ? Holy shit , this is a case where you can actually legitimately claim losing by a pixel That is really awesome . I am pretty sure this is what I looked like when I was viewing this wonderful afghan -> things usually aren't . For stunned at idiocy , I prefer Not sure if serious Uh ... I wasn't aware that there was a sixth borough titled " Eastern Queens " an * now even dolls can have horrible nightmares about dolls Chuck returns this fall on Fridays Whore indeed ! have a pity upvote . Holy crap ( pun not intended ) , my eyes have been opened . This is a revelation . I'd never even considered that people stand while wiping In think he several words Imagine rolling off the bed Not so pretty , but I've been notcing tiny pimples appearing on my legs .. for .. whatever reason . Tummy too . Seriously wtf . Nothing really on my face though , so thank you and I hope it stays like it is . yea , we've had entertaining times trying to squeeze in any sex , especially because little one started teething at 2.5 months You'd ask me to " control " my dog even though your dog is the aggressive one ? What language is this ? Insane photo . ... for a moment I didn't see what this was a reply to and thought someone was doing that thing where they look at my post history and tell me all about me from what clues I've put out there . Aside from the birth month and educational progress * you're me * . Thank you . Just tried that . Still no waveform . I thought I was alone Garen is pretty beast in lane even without runes Well , she is wearing circle lenses . I don't care if you are white or asian , they are quite frightening . Google them I eat sooo much of the purple ones and the next morning I go grapeshit the toilet . Those calves . imagine it crawling on your face and possibly eating one of your eyeballs I think the privacy settings are messed up again as well . MWAHAHAHAHA ! Time to get my creep on ........ YES THIS . My superstitious russian mother tells me that I'm not allowed to sit on cold surfaces , especially metal , because it'll give me reproductive issues in the future . I suppose I'm just supposed to carry around a heating pad for my bum all the time . I thought I was the only one who noticed that there was no dog at all I see Jabba the Hutt ... I didn't even know you could craft .. Have you ever seen either one of them except through an LCD display ? Maybe they are one and the same . I was on my iPad . And it filled the whole screen . THE WHOLE SCREEN . in highschool , some guy asked me to junior prom half a year early . I didn't really reply , and he took eye liner , scratched his wrists with it , and lined his eyes to look emo . Holocaust - means burnt sacrifice in a religious context . You know that in almost five years on Reddit I have never used that functionality . iT hsant ' arfeckted me abit if you have the insides laid out with iron bars for strings , and big hammers all set up perfectly that would be awesome :D also make it actually swing the hammer with pistons , and when the hammer strikes the iron bar , have redstone trigger and play the note block Haha , nice . Not sure what tweaks they speak of , we don't throw anything that would affect the USB layer i saw the the perfect timing on the missle turret and thought to my self , if it was post patch Huk might actually have won with those DT's All I can think of is ski free ! ! ! This is better than FIFA 2012 Probably not Im sorry , but did i read something about zombie chickens in that ..... Awesome license plate . I want it Aaah ... Organix ... My intro to it years ago . Sit down on a couch . Dude sits next to me . " Want some acid ? " Molly bears ? CIA pays , insists that they are not with the CIA when i first starting losing weight ( on hormonal birth control ) i got my period twice a month for several months I've been on a bunch of roofs ... I'm glad I never took pictures , but I'm still a little scared now Hull ! ? Unlucky hehehe . I kid , I kid ... or do I ? I got an invitation from someone the first few days it came out , haven't been back since . All my friends are still on facebook , no one is making the move the game sounds pretty horrible from the bad stuff I've heard . two of my buddies can't get enough of it though and keep asking when I'm gonna get it . That mode is EPIC ! So fast ! I felt like I was on a rollarcoaster the whole time ! This is disturbing as Hell . Oh god ! Even the * dog * ! ! - - I will never unsee this I couldn't agree with you more sir . I've tried ' Fortress Craft ' on my 360 and I thought it was complete garbage and horrendously boring . Sure it's got fancier graphics and better shaders etc . but that doesn't make it better . Nothing will ever compare to MC . I'm related to YOU ! ? ! ? ! ! ? ! ? ! ? It kind've said that it wasn't populated because if people moved there then the people wouldnt want to commute to a 30 minute drive to work or something .. ? > Your personal information is valuable , but it sure as hell is not more valuable than money . Please tell me how ! ! ? ? you'll have to explain this term to me . My brain's being stupid what the flying fuck ? you didn't know ? Quite so I'm left handed but for some reason I use scissors with my right hand . : s I actually cannot use my left hand for cutting things Wow , I thought messages are just autodownvoted and there is no logic behind it Awww thank you ^ _ ^ Nowadays they don't drive me as crazy as they used to , only when I wear volumizing mascara ( like i need it I am very surprised they let people out on the track in jeans There are also dental dams too , which look like Fruit by the Foot . And condoms look like suckers when they're in the wrapper , so ... Ya it works really well . Just my ocd Villa for Pedro my eyes : What documentary required $ 17k ? You know Chelsea is in on an awesome season , when we fucking win in a penalty shoot out ! God damn I always-always hate penalty shoot out , because most of the time lady luck is not on our side . Being down to 10 men in 48th minutes and Turnbull on the goal ( that was a Isn't Jr . exclusively used with males ? I thought I saw something similar recently . Not sure , I have not been truly dedicated to keeping up with my Soda Pop data . Ok , well keep me on file . Sometimes there's a Mad Milk or two there too ... feminism in politics That is quite a story I just now realized what your username is How'd you get that much by then ? I like to clip things onto my face , nose , ears ... and make my coworkers cringe . Honest now ... Is your comic related to the guys - version ? that actually wasnt as bad as i thought it would be .. but why doesnt he just blow them out ? Yes , wear Scottish formal attire to celebrate the patron saint of Ireland . Since when do we have an outdoors in the winter ? oh god . the eyes Holy shit who skips Deadmau 5 to play 2 ' s Seriously ? Is it me or are her eyes really dilated ? Holy shit , I didn't know they came that small ... looks more like an ingrown hair than a penis Exact same fan I use . Wait so she is married and has an affair with a woman on the side or ? who knew ? turns out the body is complex If you think about it , there's got to be a handful of big-name celebrities among us here at Reddit ... That's really interesting to think about . Hot damn , I didn't realize that was how ZipCar worked . That's amazing shit I think it's more about how the creators of barcraft ( They're watching you Maybe you should stick with proper diet and exercise rather than gimmicky pseudo science shit pills that happened before to me I'd start building it into the cliffside , and make a super-awesome tunnel through the hill . Huh ? uhh ... what about it ? I'm confused The r / Chicago one ? Or a Chicago Harry Potter subreddit I'm not aware of . Your roads look so clean . what did i just watch ? How does that even make sense ? I posted that an hour ago , came back and saw mad karma and 36 replies What does the asterisk indicate ? sitting on a bench reading this They totally just took your idea . I'm watching the offcast stream and UltraChen are totally doing an instant replay of the last match in between rounds . Someone from Reddit must have gotten to them I think POF is geared towards an " older " , more mature audience as well ( im in my mid 20 ' s ) and is set up like a cut and dry dating site rather than a myspace page . I never met any crazies just one dude that was about 30 lbs heavier than his pictures and had a retainer 80 before , 90 after mediocre showings ? I think you should check his track record again Fantastic ! Also , I don't know where the Fallout reference fits in , but I happened to browse this right when I was playing New Vegas on the other screen Not as an alarm but I set Ke $ ha's We R Who We R as my ringtone because the first few notes sound like a phone anyway . Now whenever I hear the song , I have this weird urge to check my phone just in case . TIL that people keep panthers as house cats My name is Clayton ... Cambridge Square ... staring down at you Oh man - I had to upgoat you for this one , because it's the only one which has made me laugh rather than go ... TIL that I'm married to the wrong person Why did you get so many downvotes ? and i thought only mothers had eyes in the back of their heads ... Why did i read " with both of the hotties of the Tokyo Game ... " I don't know if you noticed but the hot shoe mount is not standard . I love battery grips for the extra batteries and the vertical grip but have you seen the sony one wait wait wait ... they have bills beret ? How the fuck can I get this ? Time travel . I thought protestants were more reasonable compared to catholics yeah me too . that still doesn't explain why you couldn't have more than one type of soldier in a single hex . again : imagine the land area a hex represents . at the very least it could be thought of as a battlefield . you can't have more than one type of soldier on any one battlefield ? I just want to say reading this topic at 2am in the morning when I should sleep messed me up . I am now on a hunt to breach the " deep web " and I owe it all to this topic ... in a good way If you think something as vanilla as coming on someones face is so terrible , what's your opinion on hardcore bdsm , or gang bangs , or a guy pissing on a girls face or blood play etc ? This .... Could be a wonderful art teaching tool HL - 2140 here and I can do the same thing . I'll never buy an HP printer again . My Brother printer has been working flawlessly for almost 2 years now and it was only $ 35 Are you saying there's barely anything to fix about Oblivion ? Happened to my dog once , out of nowhere he started humping our bitch and soon get fully erect ( dogs can get enormous , man His face is constantly Oh ... my .... god ! WTF US didn't even make the list ... San Juan Capistrano = Delores Umbridge No , we dressed normally . Well ... he did . All i owned at the time were heels and business casual clothes ... You know what's freaky ... I've eaten at Applebee's before too Nocturne , using Duskbringer + Ghost for chase speed that makes enemies go Creep much We don't get to watch a lot of Skins games here in Colorado so I never understood a bunch of the hype around Taylor before he was killed . Thought he was an up and comer on the cusp . Then watching a few these highlight videos put it into prospective ... they are based on what some men want , not what women look like you know - and i admit i have jacked up my feet from wearing heels from too young an age - but it's harder for me to find comfy flats than heels . What if we're all in a dream . Shit , that's gorgeous . Isn't that how a 4chan * ner * regards reddit ? I keep trying too ! But it keeps telling me its down for maintenance Winning doesn't appeal to you ? You should still have the AI control Ghandi , so people who don't play the game will all of a sudden be surprised to find out how much of an asshole he is in civilization To each their own right ? Good luck surviving the country music . Never could figure that one out ... you'd think the AI would be programmed to use it as a last resort . Jeff Dunham looks exactly like Kiefer Sutherland except with brown hair . Sorry about the messed up third image ! Not sure what happened there . ... live webcams ? how long before that is abused ... live webcams ? how long before that is abused I'm going to hold you to that ! I'll take shot of whiskey when I get home , in honor of our new found friendship ! Remember to take a blanket or two if you decide to make sexy time on the beach Did that one on the ground break all of its teeth ? " New " Android OS ? Not there for me People got a lot better in the interim . I was high diamond when the game first came out , quit for a while then came back and got put into gold . I've seen him about three times now . Creepy . Oh ok . That Morgana .... Yeah but eggs are small and surrounded in bloody mucus stuff I was like How did you know ! WHERE CAN I GET A " Bourbon Bar " Just to add . 3:06 there is some nasty grinding So few keybinds . im in kingsburg , ca btw hit me up plz . goin to sleep for a couple hours 3.5 tabs of avatar acid ( 180mcg / tab ) + 20mg 2C - E + weed = Playing l4d2 with roomate .. i died so I was watching another player playing ... kept commenting on how bad this fucking newb was ... then realized it was him Wait ... so you * know * that hat ? Like , that hat that belongs to that guy ? Holy crap . You look amazing Oh shit , wow thanks ! For a female , it is . That's nothing compared to some women . I ask my best friend how long she'll be after she gets off work to get ready to go down town ( she closes at 8p m ) and she says she's not gonna be able to get down to the club till at least 1030 . My nokia brick had a camera Why would he ever say something like that in the first place ? ? haha yep this is really weird Is it weird if I think that's kinda cool ? Unlikely to happen but oh god please let me be wrong . Dude , I was just thinking of this exact same book , thinking the exact same thing . Really ? Furry feeling ... back of neck and beginning of shoulders ... where the trapezius muscle is located ... I've had one of these for 7 years , and he's the size of ... diameter of ... a toilet paper roll ? wow . That looks a lot like one of my friends . Barcraft discussion starts around 22 minutes . Towards the end , our very own You need to find some lotion on your job site How the heck do you pronounce that unfortunately , just got out of long term relationship but now I have a place to bring girls over to so I guess all is not lost No Detective comics ? Batman and DC are the 2 must have Batman comics IMO . Congrats on finally getting into comics ! I just started back in January and my collection has grown from maybe 20 comics to about 300 now has that guy always been old ? Blockbuster is still around ? I tried to draw a pony , but then remembered I can't draw , so I drew a penis instead . Watching it walk was weird . I hope Freddie goes far . Someone donated $ 10,000 ! For a while now I've been thinking that Nathan Fillion would be an amazing 12th doctor ( not that I don't love Matt Smith ) . Because honestly he and Alex Kingston could play off each other soooo well . Then when I tried picturing the two of them together , I realized that River ( Song ) and Capt Mal essentially are wearing the same thing ...... this is great comedy ! too bad you cant compile Reddit dialogoue into a sitco — wait ! She was in my way i knew there are some connections to something really big . so disney makes the rules here ! Did you see it ? This really really didn't work when I tried it Mind blown maybe space is an illusion of the mind that needs no crossing Nope , I dropped them after Week 1 . For the Browns . Well damn , ~ 230 invite codes Girl In the Fireplace ? really ? those clockwork creatures freaked me out I want to keep thinking it's blood anyways .... much creepier that way Aw , MAAAN - nooo ! What is this - every show I like is going on hiatus until summer-fall 2012 . ; _ ; I don't get it , is there some kind of secret deal that nothing worth watching is aired between now and the summer next year ? Never gonna give you up They were going out since he was 12 and she only realised he was nuts after this ? ! The guy must be an incredible actor not to mention a sociopath . I agree with every sentiment in the comic , except it literally only took ten minutes for me to lose my first game . that song just made sense in my mind for the very first time ... thanks to a reddit analogy . i think i've been redditing too much You're really going to risk your life or the life of innocent bystanders over a stop that your company is making $ 15 on ? I'm a guy ... and I like the " PON PON PON " song by this wierd Japanese girl ... frikkin amazing It is fear of things like that happening that makes me carry a small pack of emergency wet wipes in my purse or bag when I go for a hike ... Your paycheck is only $ 34.31 ? Why would sonar goggles allow you to see lasers ? veri nice Oh my god , I hate you And they're wallpapers ? K12 gate = a gate that can withstand 1,200 , 000 ft-lb ! You're thinking of GSL Crossfire , I think . How do you get spines onto the plateaus on shakuras ? Anyone wanna actually tell me this is worth it ? I thought that was common knowledge Um ... Paramore is awesome . They're a legit rock band fronted by a girl . Why are you embarrassed ? I'm fine with anything other than those squidward ... things as npcs What are you going to do with 3 dirt 3 copies ? Dude , you lost me at " the 111 is rarely used outside of Korea " Ghast village ? robocop , that scene has haunted me for years Woah , did not realize that ordnance and ordinance were spelled differently just use a dish cloth or something . Or your shirt . anything but your bare hand oh my god ... That's awesome I was at a lawyer's office , signing my divorce papers when this beautiful buxom blonde walked in with documents for me to review . Her skirt barely went down far enough to cover the bits and her breasts were spilling out of her top . Of course , I'm fixated on her like a deer in the headlights when the lawyer suddenly says , " My wife here blah , blah , blah ... " May sound silly , but how well do you all know those drones ? I still remember my confusion when I returned from my hiatus ( between when my younger siblings stopped watching and the time I started babysitting ) to find that everyone finally met Snuffy ! Oh good god send me the god damn link right the fuck now Unless there's more than one entity present ... Is that a folder on your desktop called ' Day 9 nudes ' so basically ... you're jerking off a " snow " man .... I think a repeater would work no ? Not sure how those work . Do you have windows in this steel container ? First I had to reread the question about three times , wondering if bat meant what I thought it meant , because I couldn't imagine someone bought these two things together Now they need to bring the same game to their lens lineup . I've been really impressed at their bodies so far , but so far there hasn't been a single lens on the platform that has made me go " WANT My jaw is on the floor What does that say ? Can't see I want some blunt . Oh , did they ? I've really only been diligent about watching the countdown shows for the last week or two ( only been into kpop for a couple months :P ) . Congrats to them , then ! Looking at the comments for most of their performances for Be Mine , most of the fans seem to be worried about them needing rest .. sounds like they were on the countdown with that song for a long while . And then they're already coming back next week . I remember those pictures floating around . Now , I'm not getting pervy , I'm just being a male here - but her body is seriously mature for the age she is . It thought she was 19 , 20 easy at the time . Just saying . Blows my mind she was 14 How could he ask you to make him a sandwich on first date .. ? You have to go to a doctor . The same thing has happened to multiple times ; it turned out I have orthostatic hypotension and it was the easiest thing in the * world * for the doctor to diagnose : he measured my blood pressure lying down , sitting up , and standing up ( 25 points difference Did he really call you a bitch ? Absolutely incredible photo ! I was ecstatic to see you posted the source - then simultaneously dumbfounded by the fact someone downvoted your comment how do partners feel when you let them know ? I'm pretty sure his tie in this picture contains the universe ..... Perona has um ... grown . no Trinity Force or Jungling ? I agree , Sona can be a beast if played right . now you have me worried reminds me of kirby's dream land 3 .... That's freaking ironic : A dish originally created to reduce waste becomes the cause of _massive_ waste . Weird to see other people from SJP here on Reddit i've been watching animu since the early 90s and started reading manga around 2008 - and been avidly collecting fanart and other original art in places like pixiv , drawr , deviantart and personal sites of japanese / western artists Can not unsee ... Yi got a rework ? wow ... that guy / girl was hot Half Life : Opposing Force . So much hassle , for THAT ? AMERICA , FUCK YEAH ! ! ! I'm not sure if I'm impressed or terrified My mom married my Air Force dad 52 years ago in England and came back here . She became a citizen before I came along , she still knows more about the US than I do . Sounds to me like he's trying to get you to leave him The 1st guy was the lucky one . They are right , and smarter than you . So STFU . That is about the size pf the current population of Canada what kind of stupid mistakes Did you manage to take that picture with a mug of coffee ? May i ask you how you got into the Beta ? And BTW Demon 360 Last Hits Carrier , Voidray , Phoenix , Archon , Zealot mix vs Zerg . * Wild Pidgey fainted * I walked past it at eight tonight ... I * swear * there was a gaggle of people congratulating each other for buying something from the new store . you never seen doctor who ? ! Tell the nice children that the man survived . Tell them he survived when knowing yourself that the only true kindness in that situation would be a swift death Oh . My . God . How is your dress so tight that a pantyliner would be visible ? ! The cure is attending to that arousal ? I don't think what I * think * is lady blueballs is worth downvotes , when I'm asked for my opinion on what it is and what to do about it ? i opened this picture and as i read the title , a train honked a few blocks from my home ... Ya , and then you can't hear when someone enters the room I bet she felt big yelling at a defenseless eight year old ! haha I am happy that I am not alone in a situation like this . Heaven help us if years down the road my boyfriend and I get married , have a child and it's a GIRL . When she was being nice to me , she told me that she wish she never had boys but had girls instead . She also told me that it was okay because she can just have female grandchildren to help her do whatever she wants What is wrong with people . What do you mean you forgot to get it ? Thing is , he * is * great , but the set as a whole is really lacking . As is often the case with people like this they could benefit from a whole lot of choreography . Hope to see more though , I was definitely I feel like I've seen this post before ... Which is odd for an ask Reddit post . First time I've seen a repost . Looks like Kirby with chainsaws ... one of each please well then you have to worry about lesbian predators I'll buy it for 100 $ Sorry about the bad pic I just realized something ... Reddit isnt always the first place to see things from the internet ! I saw that video a long ass time ago on newgrounds . Not sure if this is a Fry meme ... you must sweat a lot to have grime buildup so much i wasnt expecting tentacle porn at all Cross-post argumentation ? I'm feeling followed now ... I thought you wrote " about thirteen years old " Nothing has the ability to confuse me as much as this show does Is the girl on the right missing a leg or that an optical illusion ? ... at once ? So , like , it's basically a creeper ... From Minecraft ... Redditor since : 2010-12- 20 My mom cheated on my dad . She used to drive a school bus and got caught with another bus driver in a bus at a football game . My reaction was something like this Those scores wat . Same here . I haven't been this confused by a TV show since Lost . You would need to have a two-globe system . An our globe made of iron and an inner globe of low-heat conductivity glass . And then you would have to make about a hundred batches to work the logistics out . You left off the 2nd fastest AMD card What's wrong with you ? ? The circling boat has been , uh , circled . The comments were just starting to roll in , I will post the good ones . so far , 2 people have LIKED the news she's mythical to me Awkwardly , that's right where my eyes went What if Terry Pratchett forgets everything he's ever written . Im gonna get in on this one too . So many pixels Yeah - the trains are reaaaaaally clean . Last I checked , I was my own entity . Mastering this sounds like it would take supersonic legs omg ... i'm in love with the normal Arizona half and half's , but Ive never seen any with alcohol . Do people really think work ethic and ability to process information is genetic ? Can't you just poop it out ? Yeah , I was surprised at how much drinking pop matters when you're trying to lose weight But ... the GSL finals are usually shit Why the devil was this in the spam filter ? how do people come up with these terms ? ? ? I think you deserve huge props for your performance There there . No harm was done . And it was nice to listen to the song for the first time in ... holy fuck that song came out in 2003 Holy crap , what did you do ? what the .... The amp goes to 200 Maybe that's because her name was Nagisa . Nagisa sounds a lot cuter , perhaps you would have cared for her more had you been aware . All joking aside , I didn't know about that Kyou world . Going to check that out . I might just not remember it . Apparently I may have missed a lot as I wasn't aware of all the different endings you guys are talking about r / doctorwho ? Hm , yes , I once saw a motorcycle crash where the person was going full highway speed , went over the front end of his motorcycle ( not wearing a helmet ) then actually got up and walked a bit before the paramedics arrived ... and had no head or spinal injuries ! ( ok some minor bruises / scrapes ) but they agreed to never ride without a helmet after that . My response was Maybe ... I read the crap out of that thing soooo many times . Had listed the weaknesses of certain buildings to fire or collapse ( firehouse was vulnerable to fire , architect's hut was vulnerable to collapse ... He wrote ' irregardless ' .. You are an atheist ? I actually thought the asian was the small guy ... then the camera zooms out . Wut ... Fantastic ! I can tell your favorite of your assets is your bum ! And I can totally see why ! I completely forgot about this show ... You have opened my eyes My favourite movie ever . It makes me cry every time . That's crazy weird You're making my head hurt And whats so special now ? For a second I thought my sister is using reddit . The second one has 4 pictures , of which 2 show a black model Or does metal stick to them .... What , what ? I don't remember the kindly orc part You used 2 months to get diamond ? Oh gosh , I reallly hope so . I want to be able to more than 1 full 60 second runn . How did you get into my computer ? ? What's with the BIOHAZARD bag hidden in the back of the groceries slide ? Same day as my father ... how did you know ? Err ... Have these kids finished junior high yet ? Pasta with mayo and spices ... Really ? He was a cool security guy though . I had taken about 15 photos that I could keep . And he gave me the option to lie ( by asking if I took photos several times ) , but I'm a really bad liar .. I think he only made me delete them because there were security cameras above us Herman Cain looks a lot like Citizen Kane in that picture did anyone else notice the Hitler face in the 2nd to last panel ? Gun is on Steam ? ! Scavenger hunt ! Yes All white males Automotive Engineering , for me . " So , like a mechanic ? " I usually go 2 months at a time then stop for a week . I've done this with Marvelon and then Apri . If I continue for a 3rd month I usually have spotting . I stopped a month ago and I have been using the Mirena IUD . Been spotting for a month and it is driving me nuts ! ! ! ! Although , now I use a divacup because I find that panty liners irritates me 1 . When i found out how the hell my mom lost her right hand thumb . I found out that it was bitten of by a horse and then eaten by it . i took a cake decorating class at michaels and this would have been like class 15 . you do a cake for every class and they dont even cover fondant in the first level of classes just regular icing . so yeah i would say in my " learning to be a cake decorator " this would have been cake #20 maybe . if not then i guess she is a natural cake prodigy That's what I thought when he first started , then he added even more I haven't heard anything about the first thing . mother of god I'm not actually sure I can believe this was a thing to begin with ... When was Lion Dance Kog'maw free ? Google and youtube buttons What the fuck did i just look at ? ? Fantastic blog Gotta say , you are one hot pregger frauline . Very hot . And you don't look far along at all , which is crazy . Don't be scared , I fell in love with her eye / makeup as heterosexually as I could I have no idea , but I wouldn't be surprised if a civil war were to break out if people did this My eyes were I'm just wondering if Missouri was underrated ? I was at the game last night , and they looked pretty good . But , I'm not sure . Cool , I'm in too .. Seems like I'll have to learn a bunch of rules , though , since I never heard of most of the games mentioned In this economy maybe longer Oh my god Seasons and Ages WHAT ... THE ... HELL practice tail presses ? Actually I just looked again at the amount it was selling for ... I love your EYES ! ! ! ! lmao doing just fine . Wait you walk through traffic in downtown Manhattan ! ? Is that note pinned with a knife ? am I supposed to know you or are you just being whimsical ? am I supposed to know you or are you just being whimsical ? Yeah , coming from Australia , I thought it was really weird that even though America doesn't allow nudity , even though they have shit-tonnes of swearing and drug use Not sure what you mean by that ... I wasn't correcting grammar , I was correcting the facts . If I corrected someone who said " George Bush was the most peaceful president of all time " would you call me a grammar nazi ? Mine doesn't take me to the lock screen first , just opens up task manager Where did you buy those from I .. I've never seen that Atheist Eagle here . Told all my fellow scouts I was an atheist . They were Ok with it , well would you looky there man and i though i had hyperhidrosis but damn ... You probably had pink eye . Meat knuckles Will be ? Maybe his supplier charges him more so he has to charge his customers more to make a profit . \ For some reason I looked at it and thought it looked like rodger from American Dad … and this is how they get those crazy , fucked-up interior analysis results in Top Gear when they buy used cars . I don't know if that's such a good idea - my fingers get extra rowdy when they're drunk . That is magical ! Oh dear god ... what the fuck did I just watch ? ? ? ? and yet i insist on watching everything this man does Shouldn't A-CHA be under Follow-up ? The first minute and a half sounds more like the result of two hyperactive cats running across a keyboard than anything a human would come up with . Anyone else notice the roach literally shit itself when the wasp stung ? Poor non-stick surface Haha fucking awesome . I will give this a go once I decide on a cast iron skillet Try ten days You shouldnt even be worrying in the first place since boots of swifness it's amumu recommended boots Cool . I know someone called Euan Maclennan . it is , therefore it thinks ? It's like christmas except with no fat man in a red suit ... oh hang on page 4 ... Damn you Who the f * * * keeps downtoking everything , man ? That thing used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid ... Come to think of it ... It still does Wait ... who are you again ? It kept following me , sitting on tree branches above my head , or sitting on statues I was trying to photograph . Then it started swooping me But .. the bible .. isn't it meant to all be true ? That would be the one . For those who're calling BS on this - - I was there in ' 02/03 and the ZCMI Mall was indeed the place . Right next door to the World's Largest Weirdness Magnet ... This mother fucker needs a doctor . Duuuuude he looked like an alien . I think I have that same shirt that's good ! i'm still addicted to coffee with sugar and milk but i'm reducing the sugar . but i stopped eating most junk food or fast food - i could be stricter I thought that was next month . Yeah what a great upgrade . Good god , you're one hurricane made of fire aren't you ? This makes zero sense thats fucked ! But ... then that means ... I dunno , I personally had shivers when I watched the ending I honestly don't see the point of [ nsfw ] in the title of a post on / r / nsfw We could elect our own presidENT ( Adding a + 1 to this . The reason I * try * to get to bed somewhat early is so that I can be out of work early the next day ( make my own hours ) , and to the gym by 3:30 ish , beat most of the crowds . But I definitely could not see myself squatting 215 lbs after being awake for 30 minutes . That is never a lol situation . it's a Err ... You think its fair for a guy to hit a girl ? Wow , this is impressive effortposting Of these , #10 is probably the most controversial Or worse , vivisection . At first I was like O_o then I was like I was going to say that Shadow Word Death could be implemented into rotation now , but it has always been in my rotation . omg no way and the rest of reddit says we aren't serious I actually live in Boise , and am part of the CSL team for BSU . I wouldn't mind a barcraft is that a dog in a zoo ? How does solar power kill people ? That's some weird looking monitor or is that a tv ? yeah I don't like millipedes and stuff like that . I used to have this really gross wall to wall carpet in my room ( that had been there for over 20 years ) and when I was cleaning stuff in my closet , I realized that small millipede things were coming out from the edges of the closet It's a flavor-rich juxtaposition , sure ... but the human in the Victim of Night artwork looks nothing like Slayer of the Wicked . Is that a butt plug These kind of pictures always scares the shit out of me ! " IsitagifIsitagifIsitagifIsitagifIsitagifIsitagif ? ? ? ? " So the Gods ARE watching Damn it ... I used 1.9 :( That means it wont be playable in official 1.9 right ? You're FA ... ? ( You showed your very recently-ex a comment tree in which you called her a psychotic bitch , and then said you were still in love with her in the same breath ? Notch , lookin ' good in that pic ! Are you sure you know what logic means ? Jesus , nightmare fuel ! Seriously ? Does anyone know that Marley hated white people ? Wow did you ever get hit hard with the multiple-post glitch Not even a half-rotation I'm so confused , you said you were defending that guys " logically sanity " , which according to you is a technical term in computer science ( although googling " logical sanity " brings up nothing related to this Hate to do this but you spelled Cthulhu wrong Shit man , I read that , looked at your username , thought that * I * had posted that , and freaked out because I didn't remember doing anything like that And his name .. Was Tony Balogna . Why on Earth would you even try to submit a link to your GMail on Reddit ? Seriously , did you just tell me I'm ' using the meme wrong ' ? I don't understand why I'd be banned . I didn't really do anything besides comment on someone's post about fraps yes , why ? it really hurts my eyes ! This is very disturbing Michelle Bachman causes my nono spot to become chafed and I break out in a rash all over my back ... Ya that game was interesting . Support Ashe nope just did today I'm a straight woman and got kind of turned on . What does that say about me ? My first thought was that it looks like a fucking hurricane is trying to form over lake Michigan . ... i just had a flashback . Wtf ... you didn't wash your ass till now ? lol Still not sure why Buffalo , WY is north of Billings , MT on this map . I know ! Her freaking wedding dress wasn't even zipped up and her face was blotchy from all the panic-induced crying ... not my ideal wedding Accept the fact that I have to beat diamond players now and just fucking 1v1 ladder looks extremely feminine in the first shot Australia ? Thanks for letting me know who the 6th person sitting with them on Colbert Report was ! How does one bend his leg around the knee but not at the knee ? .... how do sneak up on something in the sky Spend too much time on the web ? joking . it's really messed up though because i'll let Shadow inside after taking her for a walk and she'll imediately sprint at the cat and start rapin ' the shit out of her . Are you kidding ? That girl stole the show They are always nesting in hollies year around . Scary as fuck Why is he in the delivery room Oh man , I thought this was a USF Bulls coach til you made this comment and I studied the logo more . I had the ¯ \ _ ( " It really makes you think . If they DO exist , where IS everybody ? ? ? " What kind of wicked workout is that ? 100 squats followed by deadlifts , leg curls and leg extensions ? I still have the tabs open but haven't read them Wish I could upvote this more ! Though I think it's also a bad sign when you go to attempt ctrl + F on the textbook keyboard that doesn't exist I am surprised both by how many of those I already knew , and how many I did not . I want We have a creation museum here in San Diego i tried and tried ... but i can't stop The * Frankenvag * looks like a baseball ( Munch . The scream Wait . Star Nation is real ? I thought it was just a joke the first time I saw it . You have a very nice wardrobe for a male wow Not my current dog , but my last dog would forage for treats in the cat litter box . When we'd see her sniffing the cat's butt , we'd call it the candy dispenser . Women do make me hard I cannot even access the link right now Ouch :/ I really hope you eventually passed it You didn't have lairtech when he came at you with battlecruisers Wow from a lot of the comments given I assume most of Redditors has this problem ? What's a cute girl like you doing being single ? * looks at comment * - Over 17 hours of television in 24 hours ? Who says you're supposed to go through such a phase Not necessarily . Why hasn't evolution singled out people who want to be killed and eaten ? ( Yes , they exist ah i see - i can only find megafolinic at the store i went to - will get it and see what happens . you seem to be taking 1600 mcg of the folate and b-complex on top of it - do you have any side effects Jeeze - reading those comments was depressing omg , I lived right across from you in the Block . Surprising that there's not a single explicit reference to Meego on the press note I love the You must get all the ladies . 1pm an 10pn ? ? where you at cause it's 1-6 pm in Belfast Yeah , but what's needed is a clean install disc . Shouldn't have to remove crap from it . Else , might as well be satisfied with whatever's on your restore disc that you may or may not have ( Had to have my tonsils removed when I was 3 , so I'm happy to say I will never have to experience this Why do people down vote a true answer ? i thought that said skin-walkers at first What's the pic you're referring to ... ? Not sure if sarcastic or supportive Really ! ! Wasn't there soap in the water ? Wasn't there soap in the water ? not to mention that the pig playing the piano has his head turned 180 ° I thought they were made out of calcium .... they smell like shit IMO Both you and the OP look like ex boyfriends of mine . Both you and the OP look like ex boyfriends of mine . There's a notification already too Sooo , if you're about to fuck and you have a piece still there , it'll come out ? I agree with you , but I think we're in the minority . Like if you just don't shave ? Because I kinda do that out of lazyness ... Who's getting downvoted for what now ? I wasn't talking it personally only 18 ? omg i feel so dirty now Babies bottom ... mushroom tip .. I called him rat-a-tat-a The _really_ scary thing here is the thought that pedophiles might not be that different from you or I . Dammit , I stole a crumpled up piece of paper in the Shivering Ilse's one time ... I don't even wanna know what kind of quests that will give me Woah . thanks . Lamb and Mint Didn't know pedobear was lurking my post At which point exactly did I stop replying ? You should get those looked at , man I want a wallpaper of this .. Steven was just asking about you I find that baffling . How can you ace a course if you don't grasp evolution ? Would you ever consider doing a video-blog of said vacation ? or a short documentary ? ! Or just bring me I also got mine at 7:15 . That has to be THE most uninformative picture ever Your username made me upvote you . I prefer to dip my uncles meat in it ... did you include your Amazon Affiliate Code in it Good god he has intense eyes in that photo ... what ? I have to go home try this now . what about actual lesbians ? yeah it was but you know I was gone in the clouds and now that I have come back to earth I realize how stupid of a mistake I made , it's not you baby , it's me , i'm sorry , it's over . ( i think i'm still a little high Played Horde with 4 Japanese people yesterday and I didn't hear * anything * from anyone the entire match . Is it just me or does her head seem out of proportion ? Oh my god , I read this in his voice . You the Caitlyn who shot me This scares me because I live near that location . NO IT ISN'T ! A milkshake has colloids , solids , and liquids . Reccomended 900w psu for crossfire ... Hopefully my enermax 850w will cope with the VTX 3D edition ! ? ! It seemed the MSI version was a bit more power intensive .. Why did you put that song in my head ? I know enough for the new job , but that's not where my six figure income is coming from why is your stoplight backwards ? TRY THE MEATBALLS ! That's in the psych department , not math ITT : people these days , have no imagination and just want to pinpoint everything that's wrong Hmm , I'm guessing you don't watch streams or into the scene much . People are starting to talk about him and use him more and now he's kind of the " hip " champ that everyone says is underestimated just because some " pros " said so ( dyrus , therainman ) O_O but yeah i guess he still doesn't get enough love , but people are talking about him a lot atm I love your voice . So many rage comics about getting caught fapping ... why aren't you people locking the door ? ! did this before in my car , it was too fucking dark and it was the lucky ! not so lucky . No one cares to check back . this whole thread is blowing my mind I don't know . Perhaps no feel the rush ? You ... you don't see any change ? You .... never had to take a database class as part of your program ? I wouldn't compare an MMO to ... reddit Wow , what seed did you use to generate this world in minecraft ? thanks , missed that somehow even though I knew it would be a teamkill sorry , but do you see them as progressive then ? I've tried it and I didn't really like it all that much . It felt like I lost control of my body 170 is thin for being able to eat that much food He doesn't automatically have the right and expectation of return unless they find actual incriminating evidence on it ? THIS . Sweet jesus . no message received yet . I hope you're not someone who recognized me from this story Good lord I've heard starvation mode is crap . I've been eating almost 1200 calories , and then working off about 400 a night . Last night though , I ate about 1300 ( and honestly it was kinda fattening stuff , I had taco bell .. and even manwich I'm a better apologist than that guy redditor since ... tomorrow I .... read words that weren't even there Me too , I was thinking it was some sort of fetish file transfer system ... I've found , oddly enough , that making eye contact and quickly looking away when the guy looks at you is a good way to get them to come over and talk to you . that explanation is fine , but i dont understand why im so violently downvoted WTF are you talking about ? Why does crit give you more chance ? That happens to * EVERY * farm-hand on moisture-vaporator farms on Tatooine ? Oh . right . I knew that I have a relevant picture to post to this when i get home . Saving link for later Oh my god ... that explains so much ... God is like me playing Garry's Mod was this The AwesomeTruth Project ? He didn't wall ? Holy crap . I have to wait till tomorrow to give thoughts . Seeing as I reserved at Gamestop I didn't get an early access code . 24 hours can't pass fast enough NTBEdit ? What is that ? Hrm that does make sense , that said I got retardedly lazy with my post and I wanted to also include " This faster than light FTL * , change in reality would require a new methodology in measurement of existence . Gravetic Sensors ? Is someone going around downvoting EVERY post ? how big is your penis ? Just spent 5 minutes reading all the text Oh ... The counter guy speaks Italian with an accent Wow ... that must be superrare ! your last pic makes you look so Asian How did you do that on MS Paint . WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED Gloryholes at raves ? Josh ? Josh is gay . You put your Rapeface on ? Yes there are I will give you 150 dollars for all of them I want all my burgers like this Didn't actually believe dogs actually reddit until now Made it to losers Round 4 of MLG Raleigh , knocking out TDMass and barely getting cheesed out by QxGAgh ; my first ever live tournament . regardless as which support you're playing you need to play somewhat aggressive ( depending on their champs too ) that soraka banana hurts hopefully he / she can add some paragraph breaks The date on that video is wrong ... unless , this is all part of 2012 It's not tough to spell it right when you have the whole internets in front of you and I'll never be able to unsee Quantum Physics . Specifically how subatomic particles are also waves and they are both at once when your not looking . I kind of did this one time but it wasn't like that - I would have broken up with the ex even if the next hadn't been there . But I don't even have a boyfriend right now , much less a backup one Two minute timer before the clip starts ? You realize this is YouTube , right ? You can just click ahead . I was just going to watch the movie when I clicked the article , talk about weird ( Apparently , it's managers that do it . As to why , I can't accurately say , but my guess is it's someone that once was a worker bee that loved what they did and decided the only way they could earn more money was by becoming a manager , hated it , ended up with major resentment issues and decided to passively / aggressively take it out on the rest of the company . I was trying to write emails to clients , and shes literally causing me to somehow click and erase everything I see the original price for that is $ 60 .... would anyone actually buy it for that much ? possible answer to " What brought you to atheism ? " ... Church and Judeo-Christian God . When I first heard this , I could not believe how amazing the sound on this track was thats not a good comparison at all , the guy nicely asked for a run .. just because he used u instead of you doesnt make him a douche im in socal too . i mounted mine with an L bracket way back when i had an 03 cbr . no plate lights too . never got pulled over for it Ha ha who were you ? I was there on Thursday before the party set up ! I cooked all the food on Friday . I am sure i met you , or you are a ghost These are the marks left behind by ancient teleportation methods . And $ 225 on Amazon atm He's talking about the " Monopoly " game they have where you can win stuff by peeling stickers off the containers And putting an ender chest into an ender chest makes a blackhole ! otherwise your chest that holds all your things would be holding a chest that's holding all the same things and is thus holding itself Ok , I'm a girl and that has ME cringing ... Natural products are different , at least they have product Holy crap - I saw a girl wearing these on the train the other day and did a double-take . The fact that this is posted here worries me that this will become a trend Really , salt ? And here I was worried I ate too much salt ( garlic salt , I put it in damn near everything ) . I've heard it could be lack of potassium before - since I can't have nummy bananas , I bought liquid potassium before ( it's a weird brown color , you put it in a glass of water , and the water tastes strangely like ... milk . how did you possibly find all the sand to make that glass you guys wouldn't be saying this was cute if you realized he's partially in the garbage disposal Allistar is FREE ? WAAT She is GORGEOUS ! Well ... is she ? Those first panels were really repetitive I got stitches on my thumb one time and a couple of spots weren't numbed , that was incredibly painful . I can't imagine that shit on my junk Yeah , cause we are gonna use Rivera before the playoffs in what is a meaningless game to us . apparently not Steve Wozniak , Jhonen Vasquez , Peggy Fleming , Dustin Diamond ( Sreech ) , Jason Dahl ( captain of flight 93 ) , Brandy Chastain ( My neighbor I could have sworn i got this question for 8th grade I didn't know that dragon flies ate mosquitoes Was more just clarifying that there's more to bullet energy than ammunition calibre , but yeah , that's kinda ... ... It actually just moved to another storefront in the same shopping center . It's so much tinier than it was . Oh , ok . But then that could still perfectly work with the world actually being older than 10,000 years and evolution being caused by God . So why do you still hold those opinions ? I started listening and at the end my eyes were literally like this : Honestly I have never actually had a burger at wendys It was probably a person who was pedantic about " killed " ... Ours too . Awww it's cute ! Wait til you get a real peeler .... you have not known pain until you put tea tree oil on one of those suckers Wait a sec ... are those glass planes giving off light or do you have glowstone or something behind them ? sigh , how many more times does this need to be explained Average is 80 million actually . Can be as much as 200 million . Who the fuck bobs up and down while eating someone out ? i don't think he was trolling The fact that the mycaelium actually gives off spores makes me not want to go anywhere near these islands . Just look what happened to those poor cows ! NGC = Nintendo Game Cube Oh man I would have freaked out if I had to drive WHILE tripping . I refuse to drive when I smoke weed , so I can only imagine Came here to guess that ... Same thing here . Everyone played N64 . I actually never even met a kid that owned a PS1 until probably 2003 or 2004 . Same with the PS2 - - everyone I knew had a Gamecube and I only saw a PS2 in person in 2007 or so . Requiem for a Dream , It's not that crazy but i'll never watch it again Judging from your username , you always try to date me as well you just made my head explode with awesome memories .... you went from 88 lbs to 154 lbs in 4 weeks What the frack did I just read ? Oh , really , RandomGuyOnTheInternet , well , it must be correct then does the red pill include computer languages ? I could speak binary Requiem for a dream . Came out of that movie going " the fuckkk ? " I now know why I never do drugs . It wasn't a mindfuck in a confusing way , just idk . I don't have an addictive personality in any sense if the way so watching that and seeing what addiction to ____ can do made me Didn't he make a thank you video ? Looks like the guy in the back has 3 of em its defintly not your face and your amazing eyes but it might be that t shirt in 2nd pic Minecraft is getting more and more realistic every week It was uploaded today Don't lie , you are Hermione aren't you ? I remember my parents finding this very issue in my room and being like Yeah , maybe some blocks should be excluded ! It looks like the fence is sucking nutrients out of the melon or vice versa ! Ichi the Killer was pretty You're right I thought so too Should I be excited about this ? I mean he looks like Noct + Malz Oh , wow . Hooray ! But men have an X chromosome ... I understand the concept , but I'm a bottom , and I can say with certainty that it takes a real man to bottom . My match did not send me an anonymous message on reddit gifts . So i'm hoping he or she will actually send me something And then they start wiping down the counters where all the food was prepared and put it back as the hand towel Yeah . Especially the thumbnail . my gf just told me she can make salad bowl out of grated cheese women have two , yo TIL that I am left-eye dominant , but I'm right handed . How can they not care Where does it say yellow ? I haven't had a good Jewfucking in a while . Damn ! ! ! ! Downvoting cus you made me go " That's my husband ! Very impressed at both his choice in subject matter and placement . I only wish I had been that smart with my first tattoo . But hey who really is smart at 18 487 Games I don't fucking believe it . I want to bear your children I love this film . I tried to get a few people I know to watch it and it was instantly " Woah I don't do subtitles " that would be excellent ok some asian chick in panties .. waaaait a sec . I somehow forgot that and thought it ran Android What ? Divide by zero ? Oh heavens those hips ! Some of the cartons are upside-down . I'm sorry but ...... whaaaaa ? i have tried different games to keep me distracted but i always end up spending most of my free hours in here ! Chimps in the wild can be incredibly aggressive . One of their favorite attack methods is to rip your balls off so you cannot reproduce . You napped at work Is that the Fortress of Solitude in the background ? Don't understand why you're getting downvoted OMG what have you done um ... you look familiar Snow White was the first one ever . That was ... well , I don't really know how to respond to that WTF . Is he shuttling a Probe with a Warp Prism to build a proxy pylon ? Or have them all start up one after another creating an unnerving echo effect . TIL it work You look great either way , maybe with a slight advantage going to the first photo , only because you look like this Show him Guild Wars 2 Instead of stock options , They give Karma Points . Or is he still alive i was biting your nails as i read your post Bloody hell . Do redditors spend all their time driving around highways looking for kittens to rescue ? I had a towtruck driver ask me why I bothered to pull my truck off the road when it died on me . He said " If someone hits it , your insurance will take care of it . " I was like 37K on a 32 year old car ? That seems exceptionally suspect . ~ 1,150 miles per year ? Holy shit . I thought it was a bunch of hair at first . Those are the longest legs I've ever seen . Gag I saw the guy heading towards the water and thought , " pssh what an idiot , there's no way he can jump that . " Then I was like " This reminds me on Minecraft for some reason . no belly-button ! ! ! I never said that ... I'm just saying open relationships aren't bad . thanks anderson pooper for introducing me to this wonderful subreddit Someone thought A was a date ? ? ? My clan mate kept spawning on me and blinding the fuck out of me , dumbass didn't know how to turn it off She looks kind of like Skrillex .. They're called rompers , and I agree . Just imagine how difficult it is having to use the bathroom in them ... you have to take off practically everything I still have a bunch of those in my garage some where O_O * O-O O . O OoO Girl at my work gave it to me . Buuuut I have a GF while looking at the instructor . This had exactly 666 upvotes when I read the title . TIL men hate pretty much every type of female footwear , heels ? nope . Flats ? nope . uggs ? nope . gladiator sandals ? nope .... etc . what type of shoes ARE acceptable ? Just a bit unsettling Does she have any tutorials on the web ? the monkey is planning something , don't trust him Does your girlfriend not let you eat sherbert ? MrFugums is still making backgrounds ? you're not meant to flush those things anyway . ... so much for sleeping tonight holy crap , this is one of the longer stories , but it's so awesome . What language is his client in Same here . Then I watched the one " The Easter Bunny is eating my candy " ..... I have similar teeth , and girls in Japan always compliment them whenever I'm there . They also are jealous of my more prominent-than-average nose . Strange Minigun is really 7-10 . 33 refined ? Yeah ! haha . As a kid ! TIL there is a new " movie clips " feature on youtube My gym teacher called them finger farts . I'm more worried about my ability to binge enough carbs on the refeeds . I'm supposed to eat 1120g . There's a second one at the top left of the bowl . oh god yes , you had to wait till the page you wanted scrolled through again if you missed anything - the horror kinda cool , next time make the camera pick up the bird I did not know c + + had a puts function . I can't believe I actually just learned something from an " OHAI GUYS I CAN HAS MY HOEMWURK PLS " post That's odd , when did jailbait get un-banned ? Gold teeth ? How could you like that as a mormon ? At least you were gentle about it I know that little , just that I'm one of the few that played SMRPG first and FFIV after and I was going about " THIS IS CULEX SONG " Eh , they were mostly grays " How big is your fucking house Hmm .. i wonder why they both have red / white packages ? Man , when crossups happen you're like Man , when crossups happen you're like This rhymes a bit ... are you Zecora ? I can't even imagine him on the lakers at this point .... Scary If you're the creepy old guy at 27 , then i'm the creepy old lady ; __ ; Then again , I have a kid and no available babysitting in the area so I can't come anyway . this .... makes sense . as a girl , though , reading it made me feel , I dunno , uncomfortable , I guess . its so very calculated . That's reasonable . Imagine a crazy St . Bernard on you . Hm , that was pretty good . Wait , that was just the intro . Imagine them taking someone home .... and the other person's surprise when shirts are taken off 20 $ coaching low diamond zerg Drop Carter , I PROMISE you that one of the other teams WON'T be like " I was 160 and now 135 > I PROMISE you that one of the other teams will be like " It's so beautiful . What is it ? No ? Suddenly , I understand everything . The attack is up a bit just to let the kick not have that much feedback on it , and even when the attack is at 0 it still does it what have you discovered ...... Well that took me by surprise It's even worse when the neckbeard looks like pubic hair . In Toon ? I have long hair . My head is covered in spiders ! We had roaches many years back . Those fuckers were insane . They'd crawl around in the microwave while it was on and nom on whatever you were trying to cook . how did you get them so fancy I only saw the two , not the one by the foott more like CARL SwAGAN . Wow , I was listening to another song by them when I came across this post It's funny , I've done this on three separate occasions and I've yet to get bug guts on my hand Redditors don't have girlfriends TIL there is an r / BeefFlaps .... what can i trade you for it ? Um ... I'll try to get the replay up , but it says There was an error parsing your replay . mind blown More or less . Unless you're talking about me directly . wait , people are actually upset that Reddit is being called out for posting jailbait ? why r u responding to an 11 day old post ? Christ man .. what's wrong with you ! We weren't allowed to use them on holidays ? ? mc chris aint got shit on this guy ... I'm an RPG and FPS player , only battlefeild , and when i see myself play battlefeild its more like You look like a girl I went to High School with . My bad , this is trees . I thought this was LGBTrees i couldn't do it Is there anything posted at r / jailbait that you could not see at your local swimming pool or beach . Sell the kids swimsuits that cover less than some undergarments and then raise hell when someone gets caught looking at them ... makes sense to me What's your opinion on Ron Paul ? He's a polarizing politician on Reddit . Lots of people love him and lots of people hate him . Kind of like .... John Cena This one does not glow Well how big is the reddit RO community ? That just happened to me too ! I think I get an average of three a day , but I'm not exactly conventionally attractive . But yes , that is pretty much how the messages go . And then there's these dudes . Very few of them but ... I am seriously considering buying one myself now . And why are those two ladies calling each other " man " and " dude " ? Overreaction to a very common optical illusion ? That doesn't make any sense - you want a lot of units if you want to end the game quick Damn , I thought that was just me Seriously , I'm wearing leather pants , a black shirt , it's 25 degrees celsius outside , and this gave me chills Agreed , total mindfuck going outside at midday and thinking I'd been teleported to Spain Why on earth would you think that ? They really do rob students with those loans , I gotta tell ya . It's astounding that people still pay them off in their 30s . Though I've never qualified for financial aid , the state says my parents make too much money . I'm 5 foot 3 , 108 pounds , and have natural GG boobs ( which are possibly still growing are there still tickets for this Level.dat is corrupt ... which means our world file is broken . World.Java keeps on puking all over the place ... and slowly rising the sea levels daniel craig and liam neeson Why would I vandalize my own mine ? I built it Who are you with that you're getting 22 up ? a use for golden swords ? This sort of thing happens in a lot of games and I am always equally confused by it every time ! Yupp . All while , " damn , woman . You're so sexy . Want to do some e on my couch and * * * * " It fixed itself Oh no he was lovely . I thought it was fake at first , like one of those little halloween rubber toys because it was in the fall and he was so big and calm but then he moved and I pics or it didn't happen . Marcus ? Change your keys then ... assumption is the mother of all fuck ups One time , I bought a milkshake from mcdonalds fairly late . when I went to sleep , I put it on my dresser . When I woke up , I looked at it . It was blue , green and yellow out in the fields 500 mb download ya i know u . u but it seems not what the ? Seriously ? Damn . That's just ... wow . I thought we were gonna be at the same retirement home . Oh , I'm definitely at fault here . I won't deny that . To a degree . However , she did just break into my house . Dude I live in Mexico and don't know where this is Is this a job offer ? Men have bought drinks for me plenty of times . I can't even imagine going up to someone and * asking * ( or demanding ? ) them to buy me a drink . I literally came here to say those exact words i am of the opinion that is because , as a Canadian , his show must seem normal to you and uncreative , and maybe you are unaware of how ridiculous that makes Canadians look to the rest of the civilized world Every single time you say socialism a Republican dies . Good advice but my ex lives a floor above me That looks fucking awesome . I could teach you everything I know . Wow . Never heard of that book before now . That boob is pretty nice , but * goddamn * dat cat . If I had the money , I'd try that running wheel . Although it might require training just to get the cat to know how to use one of those . Thanks and how do you know my age ? When i went to Alaska I called the credit card company to tell them I would be traveling in Alaska and not to suspend my card ( they are fraud-happy ) . The rep proceeded to inform me about foreign currency exchange fees ... my response : The head of Buggy is your extra panel ? You want more tummy ? Try mixing as many of his songs together as you wish .... because they blend together seamlessly ..... its as if its all the same song My god ... I had forgotten about all the nightmares ... yeah thats my stance on it . I didnt know reddit was such serious business Did ... did you drink the marina sauce ? That was so ... weird . The graphics are captivating to the point where I can't really pay attention to the lyrics except during the chorus , even after a few times Those guys are absolute ninjas My boyfriend had his hair cut at that Supercuts ... they went waaaaayyyy shorter than he wanted . The one thing we DID ask for them to make sure to groom & fix , they barely touched . They basically did the opposite of what he wanted . Nice , father and son jerking off in the same chair at different hours I read that in an Ozzie accent . Dunno why . Never heard of this guy original content my ass ! why is this so upvoted ? Does the guy on the right have a lizard on his man area ? You mean it's not a repost ? Absolutely sick . I can make some decent rocket jumps in QuakeLive too but this is just another level ! I'm a guy and even I know that ... not because I would masturbate to the drawings or anything like that when I was 12 years old ... One time I was sleeping , and kind of half woke up because I felt something moving around in the back of my throat . Since I was barely conscious , I automatically swallowed . I swear to this day that it was a spider And the resolution in the original photo is 4x higher . Yay for detail ... Dont you have this ? HAH ! I love living in Sweden .. sometimes . Before the cold comes Whoa , you're generalizing so much here ... Holy fuck Wow that figures ! I live in a 32m ^ apartment with my girlfriend and we pay 840 € a month + utilities . That is considered very cheap . One liter of milk is 2 € here in norway . I should visit romania for my vacation . My cat was just doing that . Then , because I was ignoring him , he played with a glass of water until it knocked over . My whores will be attending your wedding ? Too much playtime already . Sounds like a fun place to work Well , that was creepy ... I drew that bracket ... IdrA wasn't too pleased with me ( he is in 1/4 with Revival and then Puma / JYP in 1/2 final if he wins ) . God the shit i could have been caught masturbating to Holy shit , I do it looks like were a bridge attaches , the hole are way to small to be a bass guitar , and have you ever seen a bass tele ? Including launcher options and not mentioning ~ ~ - noframe ~ ~ - noborder ? When I was like 6 my grandpa told me that the corkscrew on a swiss army knife was a " nose picker " . It wasn't until I was 18 that I thought " waaait a minute ... " At first I was like that would be awesome , and in-game the smoke moving in the background , while a distant light is flashing would be awesome .. too bad battlelog has taken over You're the result of a one night stand I ... have never tried poptarts . I don't think I want to . ................ Suck less ? Every time I see your username I can't help but think of some unholy mix of * Back to the Future * and * Take That * Or Basketball ... they use 5 man teams and usually have 1 or 2 carries like Lebron James , or DWade Whys PES / Winning the icon Why ? Why down vote ? Is that Amon Amarth beer ? I love it ... but .. why are you talking to his long-long hand ? Today is day three but she finally came out on day 2 late at night . She kept licking my neck and kneading me . She also maximized my windows and fullscreened some video I was watching while walking across my keyboard awesomely awkward moment when the song i was listening to on iTunes snyc'd up with the fighting nuns I think we're going to need a bigger boat . 2.7 mil take home after taxes is already kinda huge Nice post . Reminds me I really should get around to the one I've had in my WordPress drafts for a couple of weeks I thought I was the only one . Definitely not Australia . They banned rated " M " video games and have compulsory voting I don't even know what ' Holes ' is How did they even make that ? ! That's just bad luck ... Why ? I thought the only HIAC was Orton / Henry ? Ohh your just showing off with them there brain skills Since when do men wear cardigans ? Wat ? Burrow ... buff ... ? Thats actually somewhat accurate . I remember trying to catch one of the legendary birds ( Zapdos , i think ) and threw 20 UltraBalls with no effect . 1 greatball ... CAUGHT ! Is that poop by the toilet paper The butt is always watching ... high five my man , i was on that shit when i was a young lad , i honestly think it may have broken some wiring in my mind , when i got to the point where i felt no emotion i started throwing them under my bed .... had a pile that would make scarface go ... MMMmmm , Oh ! no thanks I'm full ... We have the same names ... well , with the anal bleeding and all What's with all the hate ? even Yankee fans are hating on the Rangers ? Isn't your username the name of one of the Imperial Storm Troopers in Star Wars ? That's pretty fun .... ny ....... oh . The girl holding the shirt Neon Lithium ! The twist is that he already made it Yeah what a week ... chat is down , tournament is a fail , and the wide-spread lag in ranked games yesterday and today is ridiculous ... what is going on riot ? do you wipe from the front ? arm hair ? Corgis poop an insane amount , actually . Is that Mark Zuckerberg ? This entire thread makes me all too happy .. Holy shit , he needs to clean his house who else expected a street fighter reference Missing Anivia Missing Anivia Perhaps a Doppelg änger ? I just tried that .. My fingers don't flatten when i make that type of fist That ... That really sucks . The first thing my mom said was , " How can you be sure ? " but I think she's already over that . ( I came out yesterday FWIW . Just to be clear : is fornication actually a crime in Nigeria ? Why was this commercial banned ? I love that you took pictures of the whole process , what a neat idea ! Man , what if I take a picture after each stitch and make a gif of my project stitching itself . sshhhhh .. just appreciate . I think it's one of the only truly overpowered guns in the game , and only because its accuracy at range / recoil is too damn good . Why don't you have the UMP anymore ? Wow , 24,932 down votes . I see , what a bummer ! ! ... hmm hope they get that fixed and buttoned up in the next week Woah , look at those stripes on that dog . Audino Medic is actually kinda scary to think about . Cool , have an upboat . If you look at the references , # 2 supposedly describes how to make hexagon and pentagon holes What ? How ? No way - she'll find me Wow . What whores Totally . Especially if the stubble is getting on the long side , it can legitimately hurt . World Elite , what a scary team Solid state gyroscope ? The text is THE mot important part . i freaking love what's IN those panties TIL hemorrhoids can pop Can someone explain what is going on here for a math noob ? oh god yes ! Hahahah they are so cute ! Will there be baby creepers ? ? ? ? Oh god , imagine a swarm of baby spiders ! ! Congrats ! I'm doing my first in November , 6 weeks That exists in Australia ? I DIDN'T KNOW THIS EXISTED ! ! ! Because you answered him with a question Wow .. Yeah , I kind of felt bad for him . But mostly I was just weirded out . Oh my god . The memes from my two most loved games have merged . Like some kind of awesome Mordechon . This was posted a while ago .. you trying to get karma , boy ? At first I was like : I didn't even know that you could clone maps It sounds ridiculous and terrifying That's cool as fuck I see no Bowman picture Not true . I can give myself a - 1 . Just click the upvote arrow after it's highlighted . Eating your own semen .... what ... speed limits ? Starcraft is a slow game This . My brother bought an ' 89 suburban that has a replaced engine , which happened to be carburated . His only problem as of this moment is it hasn't broken in a forever and he's bored He's in Grandma's Boy ? Where ? Me too , I wasn't aware they weren't referred to type 1/2 anymore ? I've had this ( tinnitus ) for my entire life . In fact , it never occurred to me that it wasn't normal - until I was in a collegiate audiology class . The professor was explaining tinnitus , and I raised my hand and asked , " So , is this just louder than the usual buzzing one gets in quiet rooms ? " and everyone ( including the professor ) looked at me with Is that a code word for something ? dragons slowing down time would cause some issues i think i don't think it is , i have yet to find the clothes of the last person murdered in this car , but i have yet to get the tool box open in the trunk , it could be in there No more going to sleep feeling like you're on meth . so uh , what is it we're supposed to be looking at here ? i mean , you spotted a tree ? is that it ? Yeah , wish I'd read that before I clicked on the link . We're expecting a baby on Skyrim Day and so that was a bit more than I wanted to see right now . The silver fox .... She's making the sound from Pokopokopikotan . They look like demons She remembers . > ( I came out yesterday FWIW . since they can bring the dead back to life this means most ( not all ) of the people will be living forever and there will indeed be an overcrowded population , some will choose to die ... so you may have to actually wait your turn , but you're dead so I would guess time is irrelevant ... I could think about the possibilities all night He has a child Holy crap , you invented a Bag of Holding for the PC op ! Sorry ! I'm surprised there's as many as us as there are . I grew up with the notion everyone hated gingers . What's with the being in the back seat ? Creepy . I am a page designer at a newspaper . We think hard about this stuff . It is the same as scissoring , it says its a synonym for it . And scissoring is fun and normal , why would it be considered not normal I scrolled all the way up to see the username . I think you're probably right , I just didn't feel like going to the trouble . Not really worth blogging about either since the people who follow my blog won't try Minecraft because they don't get it or fear becoming addicted . Whatever you do , don't google image search for it Holy crap . The picture of the woman holding the still-living cat's tail while she hits the back of its head with a cooking torch is fucking insane . But the things that I ascribe to having learned from religion are not telling what is good and what is bad , it changed me in other ways . I feel like you're trying to undermine the spiritual value of the Bible by flattering me and not giving it the credit it deserves ... But you did . Hey - Game 2 made me sooooo nervous ! Thats like 2 . x % tax , jesus ... 8.5 % where I am . I didn't know it went that low Terran on less than 20 scv's and around 4 cc's can produce a hell of a lot of units holy shit Why is that ? They crawl up the outside of the radiator pipes in my house or sneak through the gap under our basement door . I know . I don't understand this . It all makes sense now ..... Those arms ! The girl from the ring is all grown up , so her crawling towards me whenever I'm masturbating for sure ... when i read " ex-playboy extraordinaire " i was like gtfo * rolls eyes * but then you bust out this list and without even reading i'm like maybe this dude isn't completely full of it I can't remember the last time I brushed my teeth ... it was probably months ago Probably because you have to download the maps from China ... even though it's the same maps as the other regions I ... think I recognize that nub . Opiebreath ? Got a thing for dinosaurs ? You think anarchy's taking place in the US ? You don't have a TV ? My boss once said that when i asked him for the keys to the company van Oh good , maybe I can get those blacksmithing patterns on my hunter by then fuck , that looked painful IMMEDIATELY . Especially when he stalked me Rarity is best ... fluffy puppy ? Opposite here :) I introduced my boyfriend to the site . However , everything rhiesa said about me is right on the ball Was that drawn with a mouse ? How did you know it was a bad weekend ? How does no one arrest you for that ? Because instead of God , it could have been Aliens ... On second thought after watching a few gameplay videos of that scene , maybe the dam just has shit textures Haha , it's funny you say that , I'm already halfway through a Sailor Moon . : 3 I have a Megaman pattern drawn up as well , and I like your other suggestions too - definitely wouldn't have thought of Cooking Mama on my own . :D And , yeah , I tend to cross-stitch while I'm doing ... just about everything , lol . Had to stop cross-stitching while driving though ... my stitches weren't as even . sweet jesus .. You use windows media player Oh wow , didn't know Shark Prince was from WE . He was # 1 in solo queue for a tiny bit last week . Clockwork Orange The bigger gripe is how awful Normal steering feels to me . So insensitive for whatever reason . But the tire + road interface feels so god damn real I apparently got a girl pregnant when I was 15 .. never had sex with her and she admitted that it was my baby ( not just to students but even to me and my teachers ) I thought it was " What is this grocery ? ! I just watched the heroin episode last night ! Oh , I know this ! I love this blogger , although she has this weird tendency to take ordinary sentences and then rearrange the letters like an anagram to spell out offensive things about Twillight . I suppose if there's an interest . there is no way it can be legal to force employees into this contract That's hilarious ... Until someone does it to you . Nachos , hotdogs and pizza at school ? Keep the photos of you in costumes , but maybe add some of you in regular clothes ... unless those * are * your regular clothes > Looks like SC2 gets its first venue with fluffy chairs Fucking magic and sorcery ! wtf why are you downvoted Odd that you wouldn't know him when you reccomended Freeman for the Doctor . I'm gonna file this under Well , if you've ever been in such a situation , then you understand . You understand that rationality doesn't provide a single answer . You understand that in that situation your rationality is what rationalizes the mistake and rationalizes your persistence , and it is only something else , humility perhaps , or love , that can break through it ? For some reason you think that your reason always provides you with the right answer hey i wanna be in Anti-food snob ? " what if they said that just to make sure happy ... and that the outbreak has already begun Fine by me ! I can't imagine why anyone would be downvoting this , either ! Huh ? Really ? ! What about Santa ? You are a torrent God . I had something similar happen at school once . We had a new German teacher ... who was cross-eyed , and you know a cross eyed teacher and 11 year old kids doesn't go well together . One of my classmates actually rolled up a newspaper and hit the teacher on the butt with it I never would have known this I read that as 6th birthday I was about to say : LOL those aren't kittens , you imbecile ! Then , I was like ... I can't see you with my rose colored glasses Not sure if I would enjoy that . Jesus christ . Context ? Where is this from ? Dude , I remember that one too . There were more videos of the same girl . Seemed incredibly dodgy ; it did look like she was held captive . i didn't notice the first guy get knocked out til the end of the video and i played it back and was like in my experience , those who stress " healthy eating " like you do tend to have an undeserved superiority complex over those of us who don't . and i don't just mean eating , i mean in every way . one really notable way to tell if someone thinks they're better than you is if they try to make you more like them ! you better be on the lookout , they're everywhere . maybe even in this thread You have perked my interest beyond belief Totally agree on the story and characters , except the Hunter guy himself . Can't even think of a single defining trait for any of the students Drop Dead Fred and Howard the Duck ! Best movies from my childhood ! ! Tried watching them as an adult ... Not good , not good at all . Not sure what my stoner parents were thinking Or maybe I'm just a Chinese * agent provocateur * ... Welcome to .... the Twilight Zone . Every time I watch videos like these I think bad things are going to happen to me The Great Gatsby . Seriously , what the fuck , F . Scott Fitzgerald ? When Gatsby died , I didn't even KNOW . I found out in class later and was like , " GATSBY DIED ? Or do you just use that word without knowing * what * you mean ? What the .... you can shoot at the end Beidermein-hoff or whatever it's called . Happened to me twice already over the last two days , and this is the third . I bought three boxes of those durex at Costco today . They are 48 packs and only cost $ 9.99 . When you've been going down to the local corner store every few days and picking up a 5 pack for like $ 6 ... well let's just say I was all Holy shit you are hot as hell How did you - - Where did - Oh my god . Turn two Storm Crow ! Totally , that one makes perfect sense . That calf-lock I really like the anime one . I think it'd be perfect for a serial killer comic Where in Canada ? We had no such thing at ours . Wow how can you even collaborate ? Exchanging files ? and I thought I was a huge AC nerd . He's all .... smooth .... I wouldn't so much say I get made fun of , but I certainly get many incredulous I would say smile , instead of not looking or fearing eye contact , because if you fear it all , one day a girl is gonna be eyeing you up and she's going to see I WAS BLIND ! I DIDN'T KNOW ! all the stuff that gives me a headache i actually thought that that was supposed to be katarina huh . Katrina was 6 years ago . Really not related , but as i was browsing the links , i caught this one from the corner of my eye and i read it as ' Cuba asks permission to speak to Einstein ' and i was like , wait , what ? what the fuck have they done What the actual fuck ? I've seen this a bunch of times before but never picked up on how creeped out that is . He wants someone to come jack off all over his kids toys . wow those graphics are amazing maybe a pee-filter ? ? Uh , you're doing the same thing . Their hands are fucking terrible , definitely Taekwando Is this ... the * second * time he's done this What are you on ? He fought his way back to France from Africa Holy balls NesTea ... That was scary as shit Those are polar opposite events My boobs are somewhere between a B and C cup , and I have * zero * sensitivity on my nips . It's the most bizarre thing . If I squeeze a nip between my thumb and index finger , I'm only aware of sensation on my fingers . Oddly enough , my name * is * Frank ... One tank a week is like a free car But this happens to me and I'm a girl . What are you saying ? After marathoning the whole series for the past ... couple weeks ? ( I lose track of time easily ) I can easil say this was one of the episodes that had me a combination of : : O :'( Gynecomastia = * man boobs * par for the course with Blizzard . Good to see my new rig will be put to the test .... I too am curious , since 175 is fairly decent . as a german i don't get it ... You like ... salty ... taste ? Really salty taste to be more in fact ? bu ... but .. but you just did My face went from :) to I've never heard of this brand before , but I like the looks of a lot of their stuff . How is it so cheap ? ? ? ? I think it's consisted cheating if the name of the girl is in the title of the post . That's nothing , my friend who i must say is a little special . He still trick or treats , he is 24 . He says he has a love for candy ... vancouver . there is even a raw vegan restaurant downtown ! 101 here , felt pretty good . It took me forever to remember the Alicia Spinnet and Merope's names . I should have remembered Hokey , and I blanked on Warrington and Montague for the I . S . Didn't know malfoy's wife or the runes professor , since they weren't mentioned in the books . And who on Earth is Melinda Bobbin ? ? how did I go so long without knowing that Haha ! That was my reaction . " Ooh , a subreddit about trees and stuff ! ...... How did you get your hp's etc blue I had to google it but this ... appears to actually be a thing Do you happen to live in Castle Point Apartments in East Lansing , MI ? I swear i've seen some of those networks before Definitely , when I see all the enemy team's bars get 50 % red I'm like That shit is crazy . NSFW that man .. I'm at college . i shall be one of her disciples mind = blown Is that a red raptor doing backflips on the roof ? Crazy downvoting brigade I installed the Rage drivers , but only by using your method i was able to get any result Exactly . Odd to think someone would do that I was at a tailgate , we were just starting to drink , so I wasn't drunk yet , but maybe I was tired . Anyway , I open a can of beer , and my friend's dad says " There's an open container law here , put it in this plastic cup " So naturally , I take the can of beer , and place it inside the cup instead of pouring it into the cup . That was beautiful ! I hear really , * really * late term abortions are legal in Florida as long as you use duct tape Dear god You what ? ! how do you remember your username ? ... lemme get this straight . They pulled your loan last minute , but still expect you to pay up ? Someone you dated in high school gave you his new e-mail address 5 years later . Oh , thanks this reminded me : You know the 2 pallets of livewire you purchased in 2003 after graduating and stayed in your mom's mansion's basement for 42 days straight playing halo on xbconnect and wc3 on networked pc's ... me & the other guy slowly exported half a pallet for our later stock . Also that 100 $ sandwich we made , we totally ate more than 50 % of it , but you were too out of it to realize we only gave you 20 % hahah so good I like how many words came out of their mouths with nothing really said . They spun it to be a referendum against Obama , brushed off the idea that Wall Street workers are bankrolling , immediately assumed any non-strictly capitalism is socialism , and claimed more equal wealth distribution doesn't equate more equal prosperity . I did that too for some strange reason Anyone else notice all the Satanic references ? The word " speculum " freaks me out . why would you take pictures of your sister ? Tim just have Jeff coach you Seriously ? I kind of enjoyed when casters are looking around for the unit . This is the first time I've ever seen someone even talk about this . A first weekend tester ? Or a guy who got invited to the regular beta and thus been invited to each ? Okay . My friend just did something similar and I was like if I am not mistaken this is wilbur theater , and I saw this show live Tha fuck did I just listen to ? and why was it amazing ! ? I have an odd boner 0_0 ^ It's like you know Then what holds the chair on ? At 14:50 ... did Teller just go " Mm-hmm " ? T ... there is a spiderman guild ? Lets just say I've been exploring and trudging through a few areas and just recently found out I wasn't supposed to go there yet Someone mentioned that the donor pays the tax . Although the mouths look like cow utters like a bullfrog ? Or is he Can you even reload . 22 seeing how the casing is dented when fired ? WOW ! Where did these come from because I want them Actually , 3 year olds are smarter than reddit My gf's drive is so high when she's on the pill 180 $ a month Good god that thing is actually terrifying Creepiest part - I had that shirt on earlier today before I even thought of that picture . Wow I was an idiot :( Thanks for pointing that out ! No idea what I was thinking , all I remember is I was still half asleep and thought I was on to something WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD " ANIME " ? [ DWD ] ( / s " Manderly enjoying it so much was pretty fucked up . I can imagine him pretending , but going back for extra helpings … I say " Dress in drag and do the hula ! " all the time when people ask me what we should do or something of the like . Amazingly not that many people get it . I'm pretty sure Coke isn't supposed to look like crude oil Sounds like he's obsessed .... Watch your back . Really ? I guess I'm not as awkward as I thought My god Are ... are you my boyfriend ? Cause he literally wears those exact 3 ... That's me , not him . The pulse is not mandatory I'm not sure if I should downvote or upvote , for it is both sad and hilarious ... For a very long time , I was wondering where the hell Kel'Thuzad was hiding in Tempest Keep . Well when you put it that way ! Sounds like my childhood How is the NCR in any way socialist ? I think you accidentally a letter Heh , til ... what , like , continuously ? Yeah , I'm getting the exact same type of thing on my maps .. It's like Ezreal dressed up as Ashe . His eyes and jawline Thanks , guys . I had a blast making and wearing it , and now I've got a mania for making props ! It's been 3 years and she hadn't asked you that yet ? Me too ! It was just a picture and then IT STARTS MOVING ! ! ! Good point . Then why do I have this guilt about attention ? I upvoted you for the work you put into this i've been playing zombies on black ops . Are you in the north or south building ? Why is this posted on my local radio station's website ? I have to agree , this is just awesome . In general it's so much joy to watch this tourney so far . Even the breaks and ads are entertaining . I haven't been kept up to date on LoL for the past week , but is this an actual skin that's coming out ? I figured " tempaccount 123 " was a throwaway Just read this at a [ 5 ] in class and almost shat myself . I didn't read the whole thing , but I read the Harry Potter stuff he wrote out in an African accent . I'm doing a big uninstall to clean my comp up a bit .. Where the fuck did all these C + + Redistribution's come from ? Genius ... How can you tell its original from the jacket ? i was convinced that was a gif doesn't sunday night fights look like this ? Absolutely stunning wow , it's an amazing idea and I could even find a boutique selling them in my own city but 240 € a bowl WTF I've never thought of that I'm not quite sure when these nerd / gaming related food trucks started popping up , but I sure am glad they did Woah . She looks like a MGS 4 Gecko in the original . Holy shit . That is both insane and seems like something out of a fantasy novel Are you sure you are STRAIGHT As in , the University of ? Hmm , I was unaware of this I like tokers . How much ? Thank you haha . Just found this subreddit an hour ago . I'm gonna be logging a lot of time on here Yet my 9800 GTX is missing how u put rage faces in text ? You do ? Then what is their job lol glad you did your research You could put like the abbreviation of your school name on it . Like mine's JMHS down one side . I've never seen any with names down the side . At all , actually I take it you've had the pleasure of experiencing central . Such a fun place I can't stop looking . * She's so kinky in her comments .... * Everybody got out their camera to take a pic of him while he was doing this in Omaha a few weeks back . I have a pic of someone taking a pic of him doing it Mind blown I might care that someone else cares . it's like a swimming pool How did he get karma with no submissions ? are you sure that's not " ocean " ? edit : never mind , i guess the being covered in water thing kinda negates the whole " land " thing am I the only person that uses automatic ? Where was he when the original Macintosh came out ? Alright , that last face is actually kinda terrifying Oh good god . The Doctor scared the bejeezus out of me . Dark room , and all of a sudden , a moving face . eeep ! As a turkey I am greatly horrified of what might become of me . redditor for almost 2 years . Apparantly her clock turns on the radio A LOT . It's creepy Glad I'm not the only one who caught this . I was very The first list has WW as top tier and the second has him as bottom tier . SO IT WAS A SUICIDE ? ? ! I have used Mint a few times . I have trouble getting generic drivers for this OEM crap . I suppose on a system I built myself it would be no problem . But I cannot live without my headphone ports working . I also never was able to find a decent music player with a media library . Upon installing one , the prerequisites for one of the packages was itself Who is they ? And why All the terrans are playing marine tank or some kind of bio / mech . who is the model Yeah , that's a wild dream all right . Have you any reason to fear for your vision ? your hair you genius And it wasn't created by any random guy - - created by our Creator . ive ... never actualy noticed that You shut up and take this back right now , techradar I'm so confused oblivion reference in my little pony and a subreddit with my little pony . when I was young my little pony wasn't anything like this umm I dunno what to say upvote I guess ... WHAT ! ? How can they not know it ? o_O its a basic disease > : O all dermatologsts should know it You did the children an incredible service by never allowing them to see that . yes tell us , i want a puppy now Can't . Look . Away . Also , she'll probably press charges now so good going not to ruin your childhood or anything , but the star behind his left hand makes it look like hes doing the shocker i have a sensitive dick . maybe it's because i'm circumcised , but any teeth at all feels like death \ * morbid curiosity * What is it ? I can't let my cat see this picture . He'll go all " challenge accepted " . You'd get a Gallardo and not an Aventador ? Wayhey ! Great stuff indeed ! Edibles are amazing aren't they ? ( whoa ... your counter top looks like space Whoa .. I think I do this . I never really thought about it before reading this post or all these comments . you've born into a weirdass family A good friend of mine claims she can remember her own birth Is it me or does the dog already have this look on his face ... Fifteen years old .... * * You can tell they are by their ... No wait , never mind . Based on their list , I've been depressed for as long as I can remember Well then . WHat the heck is this ? heh , np . I just fixed the link for Watching Evil Empires ... didn't know I linked Future is in the Future twice . take a picture with just one contact in . does it look like this ? --> Funny you say that ... I also have a story about a friendly Uncle and Horses ! But this story also includes a bunch of candy ! I'd love to tell you more , but he told me that if I said anything to anyone I wouldn't get anymore candy uh oh , judging on that last cross I think he did jinx it ... Is is happy or angry ? Its a lose lose for me , I can never come out Wait , your ice cream trucks give out scoops ? ! ? He also has the same facial mannerisms as George W . Bush . What ? on shrooms Or maybe it DOES KNOw Oh ... MAMA ... Man , CA sucks . A buddy of mine lives in weed and tells me all about it . Plus , it only lasts two years while pa's lasts five . Ups ... I think some people are about to have heart attacks , crashes , cancer . etc . Lets pray they don't go to JP Morgan for financial assistance with their project . I think that guy is my cousin ... There's a new version ? Did that statue move ? My reaction : : / .... O_o .... It took me 10 minutes to figure it out , what the fuck is wrong with you people ? omg mikko have the same championship points as Loeb Didn't know that , I was under the impression math faculty are under a reasonable amount of stress to get funding ( unlike biology , for example I thought that was a floating island in the sky at first Yes I do , on both devices . Which actually led me to figure out that it was * not * a clock problem but in fact an I / O buffer size problem Have you been to the US ? You have to show your ID to get beer ... and you complain about games This . When I used it as my argument , they compared to what Hitler used to do to people with disabilities . Yes , it's the exact same thing Big brother is watching YOU . I'm not sure I want to know how , but I knew what you had said before I read the translation ... Wow ok Peer pressure , criticism , ridicule , feelings for women that they may or may not entirely understand , feelings for men that they may or may not understand Global warming caused it . I do that too , but more out of my fear that the person after me won't change it and the dryer will set on fire . Some of the lint traps I've emptied have obviously not been cleaned in 10 cycles Love gingerass .... not to crazy about the socks however . That's really cool , but you have no idea how intense my sigh of relief was when I saw you had down a plastic covering over that mattress . Dear Lord-the things that must be in there Being a women takes away from their achievement ? Guy lagging out has the same name as me Just be aware that the Steam part has already been activated . I dunno if this disables online Co-op or not , you might wanna research that first I thought everyone did this . I guess not . Is that the chick from Glee ? My actual face : Fuck the system . This is just bringing us closer to new world order At first I thought you were standing in a foot or so of water Who adds their teacher on Facebook ? But ... I don't care about sports Well he's not exactly ashamed of it , and he doesn't have to be it's his own life he can do what he wants in it , just kind of wish he HADNT told me , I didn't ask . Some things are best left unsaid I guess . Also , he is going back to asia for a holiday by himself , I trust him and all , but asian hookers love white men so ahhhhhhh ! Possibly , you think a teenage male can look good enough in jeans to make you take note of it ? How come they just couldn't give him some cereal dear god what have you done It looks like he's trying to smuggle some children heads inside his body Frost with 5 . x mastery Is it really ? Wow , Pinkie They drug test Time Lords ? What about Dustin Hoffman ? He's pretty much everywhere I dont get it what kind of sick world do you live in where no one says please / thankyou ? Also - how the heck did you land up at this level of the thread Sweet jesus you suck at argueing on the internet I misread fagbug for fuckbag ... a JPG gif file Is that what she said ? So you didn't want your 450 IP back ? my thoughts exactly .... theres no way that came out of her , its as big as she is already It's weird how chickens just magically escape fences when no one is looking . Lol.That ' s my favorite store . imagine all the people in the stream chat coming to reddit and creating accounts You look like Sarah from collegehumor Wow , must have been a pretty awesome school if you had your own pool you know , if you put the cat poop in a smaller bag and TIE IT UP FIRST , you'd have to stick your head in the trash can to smell it . I'm willing to believe you wouldn't smell cat shit in the trash can if you had no idea it was there . I say this because it baffles me that the scent of rotting food waste doesn't make you gag while cooking . Oh , but cold-dried catshit ... the kind flies can't even smell ... yeah that's the WORST . How did you take screenshots ? how do you get down ? Is that a brownie cake ? She said no such thing as TMI . Information ... Not pictures . All of a sudden , I wish the apocalypse would happen that's quite a good staff without high level enhancements / potential And they cannot strafe worth shit . I was pretty beast at avoiding at4s in BC2 because I would strafe all the things , but now I can't strafe more than 2 meters without crashing into the ground Remember how freaked out the Doctor was at that , though ? It wasn't just an " Oh ! Oh , Jesus bloody Christ ! That wasn't there when I posted it ! That enderman and that creeper .... I think Ill be scarred for life You're right . I care about my cats eating more than myself . However , I am a bit worried about the impending no toilet paper for 3-5 weeks situation . Any chance this was pulled off facebook . I have a friend that posted this exact photo . Speaking of stereotypes ... I've just met my first angry Canadian . G ( I still cant see i don't blink You ’ re right I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link If you only watch one match from IPL 3 , make it this one . Isn't this what they're supposed to teach in high school ? We had a project over analyzing commercials and their targeted audience and how it affects them . I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link There is always a witness . Did anyone else find that kind of disturbing ? another question : why you know pornstar names ? I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link Wow , that was funny , but is that person okay ? ! Follow them around for hours with a vacant face like this If wasted bytes ( not even K ) are a concern , why the fuck are you running 7 ? the truth .. it hurts so goodly Recalling back into your own base seems like something that could make a huge difference going forward . You can literally take your whole army , go out and kill some stuff , but instantly come back to defend any counters Eh ? I think he has a great radio / casting voice and his commentating flows with the game very well . His game knowledge hasn't impressed me , but it's never made me go " WTF ? ! WOW ! Has any of these spam links ever been fruitful on here ? I don't understand why anyone would post such a link to reddit , it's not like any redditor will fall for it and pay for this book I .. I didn't get it at first . But when I saw it ... I was wondering what the Aplly Wadsworth Constant was . What's the pay like there ? It wasn't a beehive though , it was billowy and hanging down . that is fucking epic basically my roommate showed that it is possible to dedicate my old GPU a 250 GTS to only run PhysX . While I have my main GPU do everything else the 560 GTX . According to Nvidia this is entirely possible even though I don't entirely know how but it is . I think its mostly moral , except for the eggs bit . Personally I try to avoid eggs if I can , cuz when you think about it , its just mildly creepy . Is scared to click that just sounds like fun GAH ! ! Don't post me links to Etsy ! ! Do you want me to be poor ? ! I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think ( HOPE ! ) those were tears I've somehow managed to convince several people that I am an amazing pianist because of my air ( okay . table ) piano abilities . I thought I was the only one I guess you must not have much peace of mind . What fear mongering country do you live in . This is SO COOL OMG ... seriously ? That was my nickname as a child ... if your a senior in highschool this year , i know who you are Actually , lube is a really good idea . I can't tell if he changed it ! I understand the logic in the lack of harm that the baby spiders can inflict , but I was talking more of the psycological harm of many tiny spiders crawling up ones leg . I myself would rather get bit by a single one ... I cracked my head open on a bed when I was 6 . thats one of the more interesting things that has happened to me It asks for my country I hear actual paste was used in copy / pasting . I still call it P . E . even in high school i thought that was Katana not . hawt . Did you just catch the live game ? I don't remember the scene with the cat at * * all * * . I have family members with posts like that . I'm so proud ! You're right about the tonometer now throat I think about it . Definitely one of my least favorite tests . the worst was that I had pretty small eyes from all the years of glasses and the assistant kept saying ' open your eyes wider .. wider .. ' and i was all like Vegas is full of down and dirty players . Or perhaps it really was BEFORE and AFTER Doesn't " Wallace " sound like it would be Dheeraj's last name ? Why ? Its kids , theyre not gonna appreciate finer cuisine anyways . Was about to reload when realised that ANTARCTICA IS WHITE ! ! Holy shit . HAH ! I'm not hurting anyone ... THEY ARE What do you need those specs for ? I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link Ok thanks , will do . Just looking online ( at the-house.com ) , the site review said that DCs have a pretty universal fit and that's what they're known for Whoa . I was just on there . Nutella is like the biggest mouthgasm you can have while smoking Holy shit . Did she really do that ? Unless it was a delivery goat There is a kid's park by the beach in the town next to mine , on a few occasions , late at night ( so nobody would see us Wow , we actually converted someone with sarcasm ? That's a first Haha ! I'm pretty sure it doesn't take 20 minutes , I walk a minute and I'm at the 27 bus stop and usually 8-10 tops I'm at the metro A G-G-G-GHOST ? ! Woah . I read that wrong . I thought she took another test . FOAL , why would you use the same one twice ? 6 ' and only a 155 bench ? Are those two mutually exclusive ? How did you get there ? I am doing extremely well laning with her , but have not tried jungle . Tried it co-op and failed Is this real ya , 5 mana for 6 cards is pretty good in any color . especially green I think I just got diabetes ! WTF did I just watch ? Personally , I think Orange Juice becomes the nastiest thing after brushing my teeth , but I have yet to eat an Orange . I may try this ... unless i'm falling for the trap Soon balloon how in the world can you be a " geologist " and a young earth creationist ? the two are at complete odds with eachother ! wtf ? how did he even pass the course ? did he lie and put what the course taught rather than what he believed ? Is there a trumpet packed behind those olive green shoes ? Some serious damn luck , that's how . i came to this conclusion about 2 hours ago . and considered making a comic about it . get out of my head charles That is awesome I thought that kind of stuff was always set up by some porn company ... It doesn't work 30-35 minutes ? O_o its not Holy shit , clean your room CoD an esport the hand job thing sounds .. interesting lol This also has 666 comments right now . Actually I'm an unemployed college student studying towards a degree in digital forensics ... but congrats on being the most paranoid person I've talked to today . This is a must - have mod I thought the full game was ALREADY released . I don't know how people can sleep in the MIDDLE of the bed I once heard about someone I knew ( not really friends with them but they were in my class in secondary school ) putting a stick up a cats bum then throwing it down the stairs . It died not long after hearing about that story Do you just have a bunch of x-ray blow jobs ? I was in line for a beer at a Cubs game and when it was my turn to order the lady asked how many I wanted . I said one , then some asshole behind me says over my shoulder " Two . He'll have two " . It was Bill Murray ... and he made me buy him a beer . this one time i was on reddit and i saw a poster with the user name dr_octagonapus , which is the same as my psn tag At first I was " aww ... he's adorable : 3 " and then he changed clothing and I'm thinking " hot damn ! Not sure why you're being downvoted . The nose , jaw , brow , and lips are very different . There's one GM terran ( can't remember his name ) that doesn't have his barracks in a control group . He goes back and clicks on them . They also sterilize the skin before injection Looks familiar I don't get your statement about trolling ? Meta-troll ? Man I've been playing flash games for the past week haha . All of a sudden I'm making 1.5- 2k per game in addition to all the neggs and codestones ... I had a bowl cut once ... Not very cool for a ten year old girl . WTF that's clearly meant to be Earth there rising on the horizon ... yeah give us some google map instructions so we can check it out , maybe there is money in there , or an unsolved murder mystery , maybe it is an old box , or someone can use a metal detector to find rare treasures . I love how everyone is reading more into what I said than I said . Was just curious how well-rounded his education was , but I guess all we need is math and engineering amirite guys I love how everyone is reading more into what I said than I said . Was just curious how well-rounded his education was , but I guess all we need is math and engineering amirite guys I love how everyone is reading more into what I said than I said . Was just curious how well-rounded his education was , but I guess all we need is math and engineering amirite guys Hmm , that's something I've never seen before . Might have better luck asking in the UDK forums or reinstalling . That's a strange bug You don't need to grenade jump on the first level . Hmm . We use the same GPU . ( Why do you do this ? I had a funny smell inside my car for about a month , that is until yesterday . I found a rotten box of Chinese food under the backseat . I have no idea how it got there ; the last time I had take-out was 2 years ago ... So ... she gets to name a burger after her dad and decided to call it the " Dave's Big & Juicy " ? And she even puts his name in there just for good measure . Though I did ACT headquarters . As someone who didn't go on Reddit this weekend , that's me . . . What . the . hell . happened between American and European redditors ? Are you me ? ! That was like a 5 yard leap This doesn't even make sense What is this The future of humanity * switches tabs and turns music on * Oh . that link is all kinds of messed up . I also felt like their in-game graphics looked like crap . The scores and names were white on fluorescent green . She found a partner for this sport too ? It looks like one of those creepy real estate agent photos that mix the fake look of glamor shots with the soulless gaze of a high school yearbook . Embers shouldn't be going in the mouth piece . I watched law and order uk the other day and I didnt know you guys still wear those white whigs ! Damn , saw him in Australia last year ~ $ 100 a ticket ! But .. but ... these are women's jeans I don't understand the question . So .... inception is just creepy to you ? or , you know , bring it to the police before doing anything with it . i can't believe i got this far down and nobody has said that Now I'm thinking about my blinking Derp , I attempted to d / l it and it says it's not supported on my phone ? Could be worst . You could be like a friend of mine with a baby who refused to sleep anywhere but in their bed until he turned five . Incidentally at five years old they put rails on the boy's bed too Did anyone else watch this reversed ? ... How do i get the thing after your username ? ( What media are YOU watching ? Pyro is voiced by a man While I'm sitting on it of course I love to drown my cereal in milk wait gosu huk I'd say * we * are the victims , not her I can't stop looking at it I figured out my neighbor had passed when there was a wall of flys on her window . I had to replay the part where JR said Gerry Brisco as Hardcore champion ... just to make sure I had heard that right ... when the hell did that happen ? Four pairs of $ 700 shoes not quite sure what this is suggesting ... I ignored your advice up until yesterday when I went to train again and my god you were right . Never felt a better pump or rip there Elevator scene ... Lol and i have problems to pass lvl 3 And to think DRG was originally in pool D . looks like it evolves from the roach Even worse .. with the recently found keylogger virus found on the computers used to control these UAVs . Hacking into these types of control computers would be a higher priority motive for enemies . Imagine enemy coordinates being retrieved since these Alpha Dog's won't be alone or even RDP or RFB protocol interception to take control of these things . Don't know if I should be more bothered by the fact that you found that clip or that you related it to your own fapping . I can't even think about spending that much on my wedding . That's pretty much my college tuition for all 4 years ..... I'm 21 and I just learned that the other day . I've been skirting death almost every morning for years . Because we don't have 5 + Master league players one looks bigger than the other Look , I don't MIND the delay if it's really for the purpose of bettering the show . But giving me the " I wouldn't want to go inside from my barbacue in the summer to watch Doctor Who " thing , I mean come on . It's deja vu . They just changed the Matrix I was expecting a face plant from the One Wikipedia article explained so much of my life . I worked for Best Buy's Geek Squad for over two years . Started off with amazing aspirations of working my way up into upper management . Was pounded down a year later after being asked to step down as supervisor of the department I was in . They weren't willing to offer any help or training . The company has a horrible training program for associates and anyone wanting to work their way up . Also got very tired of the self-entitlement the customers had . NEVER AGAIN . She seems to be like the kind of chick that would drop a duce and then drag you into the bathroom to check it out . Now I'm just curious what would be in that . Gay Marriage was legal 70 years ago ? I just realized that if I will mostly play Battlefield 3 on my new PC then I payed 1.1 k for this game I think you missed the point of my post I failed hard enough to delete it . Yet it wont delete . 0.1 % achieved 1 year ? Is it even possible to play for 1 year in gameplay hours ? ? i must e-mail this to him Am I the only one who noticed that the tree is in the middle of the road ? So shoppers can't take pictures but the BBC gets to film there ? Sailor Jerry Sailor Jerry O_o .. won't say anything abou that statement lol wtf is wrong with you guys . I need this WTF did i just watched ? Oh shit , she's a 10 years old . Here have some o's And yet I'm downvoted ? As a really young child , I used to believe that all grown women had penises , just like men . I just assumed they grew out of their vaginas at puberty . Wait but Minecraft is 21 dollars Any idea why a pit viper would be living in your toy box for so long ? Actually no . I only get this accent when I speak to other people who have it . I notice with other people it gets thicker or almost disappears depending on the setting . We just seem to bring it out in each other . FOR SCIENCE ! Yeah that's what I thought I always found axe impossible to NOT smell like I took a bath in it . It's so strong Seriously ? i read it like that like 3 times in a row If you haven't watched Breaking Bad yet , you have time to catch up before season 5 . As a woman I found this ridiculously enlightening I thought the tastes of / em would be more Bassnectar prone than Basshunter . I stand corrected . Dear god this creeps me out so much At first i was all like sorry i'm not following . It's bad manners in HoN to win a game when the opportunity presents itself ? You scare me ... Wait , Fedora 16 is going to be BM ? Anything but r / trees * " there is no way that is actually a thi - ... well what do you know . Except for the incest , * obviously . * He looks exactly like my roommate THE SAME THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME THE SAME THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME New El-B ? Yeah .. oh look , a fun smile .. open up .. RUSTY BLADES Make that sextuplets . There's a video of a man body sliding across a line of greased women . I can't find it atm , but I have a . 45 on order . Suddenly , I am glad that I have chosen to partake in my second amendment rights . I can't figure it out . Gay ? They're fucking hot Gay ? They're fucking hot * Screenshot * my poop on the sidewalk ? That ... is a terrifyingly ugly baby . where did you find such a hat they have 4 garage doors I thought they were kept apart because the rabbit would eat all the food . Or maybe step on the guinea pig . The people at the pet store just say , " Don't put them together , " and stare off into the mid-distance when you ask why . Whaaa ? so the detective's father murdered the victim who's death he was investigating ? ? ? Yeah , so TIL about Balut . I was gonna say something like " beets , " but you , my friend , win this game . Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid Can't tell if trolling or just very What was with the guy in the shower at the end ? Thats what I'm scared of ! i still dont understand ... i did my comments myself and have no other accounts ... How do you come to your conclusion that i posted on multiple accounts ? I am a female who is essentially addicted to TF2 . I never go on mic , my name is more masculine I suppose and my chat content is unisex in nature . I don't want people to know I'm a girl because I don't want to be considered the xX . ~ GaMeR . woah ... I'm not alone . Happened to me when talon patch installed . Thought it was new interface . About couple days later , it switched back to normal . I don't know what went wrong . I thought it was normal until I see your post , OP . So ... what * is * the white stuff on the pizza then Not . Even . Then . What is this game you speak of ! ? I think guys that are insecure about their sexuality watch that . They can't admit they want to watch a dude get blown so they watch this . i can't believe i watched this movie more than once ... it had pauly shore AND brendan fraiser in it I misread this as " flat-assed and proud . " Was going to berate you for being proud of this and then I saw the picture Fear of cheese ? That was painful to watch Is it bad for chicks to drink beer now ? ... this made me yawn . your tricky Dont you mean the 700th time :p haaaaaaaaa yeah idk why but it told me it failed so i was like ok ... leave the thread .. and then i get like 3 posts with negative scores and I'm like I knew it was a lot , but 64 Are you forgetting rules 1 & 2 ? Brilliant beyond comprehension . If that's the case how was Mario born ? If you don't mind my asking , why put " XxxX " marks into your username ? From my perspective it seems to signal immaturity , just as if you were randomly capitalizing letters in your username . In this very thread someone commented that they didn't " want to be considered the xX . ~ GaMeR . Ha , I actually got a few messages from what I'm assuming to be Americans calling me stupid because I didn't know when Thanksgiving was Both equally pleasurable . So you go Caitlyn top ? Really ? TIL about Giant Earthworm Didnt you know that we are just a big trueman show ? Lol thanks ! And for being so kind , I have a great investment for you ! You ... Yes YOU ! Could own 6 gold PRICELESS COLLECTIBLE Pokemon Card ... things ... Why would you still go out to dinner with her ? Oh my god is it .... chilly ? was it sunset bar and grill on comm ave ? Drugs make me paranoid I'm probably fucking weird but this made me laugh my ass off . I'm morbid Dallas jumped 5 spots on a bye Do you realize how large the population is ? Sure , there might be a lot of participation , but in the grand scheme of things , I don't think its as many as some of you think . I mean , I'm seeing comments like ' Do you think they're banning Tweets and posts from the backbone of the internet ' ... wat ? After death ? This is case and point . Some of these people are so caught up in their own hype , that they start spouting off conspiracy theories like ' They're blocking hashtags on Twitter ' ... wat ? Oh , my god . His tricky His tricky Even if this is a repost ... where in England did the OP live to not have trick-or-treating ? that was an unexpected twist at the end This ... is a fucking great idea . That's not even close to true . People can't account for getting their phone hacked and data stolen . That's like saying if you didn't want to get robbed you should not have been carrying cash / anything of value on you . Tech has not been invented to measure average sound level over a period of time ? And mushrooms WHAT DID IT SAY ? Yeah wasn't really trying to whine about it . At first I was just like " srsly , lol ? " and then dude was like " YEAH , DEAL WITH IT " while I really don't care . I think it's just the logic that makes me go DNF already had hats that movie was directed by ... Frank Oz of Muppets fame Anyone else look at NesTea's 100 % win rate on Dual Sight ? That's a great idea What about the top floor of a parking garage ? I fucking love the Elder Scrolls What's going on at the very bottom of the pic / your snatch ? It looks like there's something ... there ? FEED ME You must be in the Phoenix Metro area Found this on deviantart , I would love to give the author credit , just haven't found him why does that subreddit have 112,000+ bronies Tentacle grape anime drink ad Thousands ? What's the one at 1:25 ? yeah ! except it was like ... 3 weeks of lucid dreaming . Well , two times a week for 3 weeks . When I used up all my time one day I switched to incognito mode in chrome and it let me keep watching . I dunno if it gives me unlimited time but it worked to postpone it at least . season 2 started ? How did you manage this shot ? On another note this post in r / makinghiphop doesn't seem to be appearing oops ! ... guarantees moist meat . I like to leave it in the pot covered while it cools enough to handle . You can eat it straight off the bone or pull all the meat off for nicer presentation . Some people really like to eat the eyeballs Where strides the behemoth ... what if you are driving under the influence and crash your car and kill them as well ? True , I don't use it much beyond some simple browsing , facebook , texting and snapping photos . The Nexus S screen takes a huge dump on the Nexus One screen , so imagine what my upgrade to a 4.6 " OLED retina display from my n1 Sometimes I feel like people are just making up in-jokes on the spot I apologize to all who actually took this seriously . wait . i had no idea this was a kid that sung this song Seriously just had my V mask on and was listening to 1812 overture Really ? I always thought it looked exactly like him What ! Why would anyone want that ? She looks like lady gaga in that video TIL Nine Inch Nails is one guy . I'm in Canada and I made about 6 thousand in four months this summer working full time .. so I have no idea what kind of job you could work as a 20 year old to make 14-16 thousand . so how does deep fried bacon not fit that ? In which she cannot control her basic bodily funtions ... So .. what is this ? Milking the 5 seconds of youtube fame ? Radiation from what ? Or - crazy guys get here first , and paint the girl to be crazy , when really its them . Holy crap , those pictures are terrifying . Yep , but I'm actually winning more . Might switch back to protoss You got me Why are you damning O'Shea ? I drama no one but you cares about How much rest time in between those sets ? Sounds like a lot of sets / time before you even get into your work-out So weird seeing something on the front page of Reddit that I've seen at the source before . Being a pharmacist and refusing to sell legal pharmaceuticals is like being a bus driver and refusing to drive to a legal destination . Why is it that we take one seriously and the other not ? Maybe because I'm a female and I find Cena utter gorgeous I am more willing to put up with his God awful movies . I actually thought Austin's movie " The condemned " wasn't too bad . But I've seen some terrible , terrible ones ... this is probably a truffle ? Aside from the serial killer eyes . But that's were I buy my mead i wonder if [ 12 ] exists I don't know what to believe anymore Why can't you use Steam ? You risk the scumbag answer of " Well , the most important thing to know is the cure for cancer . " Except you just used your question , you now know * what * you're suppose to ask , but you'll * * never * * know the answer haha yeah , it was like half chopped off ... i read it in hs . r u in hs ? I live in the Piedmont triad area of North Carolina near woods , we don't seem to have creepy stalkers here thank goodness Holy shit , that's a girl ? I seriously thought it was a boy . TIL if you edit fast enough reddit doesn't mark your comment as edited ! I'd have to say that Transformers 3 was even worse . I was so incredulous about how bad it was , that all I kept repeating to my bf was , " What in the fuckity fuck just happened ? ? " ... stop postin these stupid LS / DS chars It was a giant spider . Oh god what has she done most likely the creepiest advice I've ever heard for someone about to move out of their parents place Just one minute ? ! What shitty university blocks steam ? The first days of my exchange semester in France , some trouble with actually using the language I'd studied for years . All I have with me is the 22kg I could take with me , so no kitchen appliances or anything . I know absolutely no-one . I wander around the city alone and go to eat in a nice restaurant , where the following conversation takes place : " Table for one , please . " " Table for only one ? " Atheist enough . She'll ask me if I've I believe that Jesus died for my sins and accept him as my personal Savior . My answer will be , " no " . I don't really see how you can call yourself a * * Christ * * ian and not believe that basic tenet How can you not put ketchup on pizza ? There is nothing more frustrating than going to the bench up 5-10 and then coming back down 20 . more like 13 ...... The look on the other kids ' faces is priceless , most don't know what it is , the few that do are in awe that I'm listening and the parents , I'm not doing this for the parents . Fucking ... black people always attacking innocent white people what have we created Wow . Skinned Muscle Man was some genuine High Octane Nightmare Fuel . How does your head hold so much stupid ? 2 girls ... 1 cup Forgive me , but I find it absolutely bizarre that there are people who can use the Bible as their source of truth and not believe that they need to accept Jesus as their savior What are some of the " uses ? " And who is this guest ? Herobrine ? ! Mine is saying the same thing and it's kinda annoying since I was billed on Sept 16th and still haven't gotten my box . I checked out the " My reviews " section and I see they've added some survey's so I guess I'm getting September's box from what I've gathered . I know they got behind and all so I'm trying to be patient . But now I'm wondering if I'll get two boxes this month ( the late one from September and then actually October's box ) . According to another comment in this thread , he's already dead . Yet he uses weapons that are based on depth perception Coily for some epic underground tunnels as defense ( also , underground water ) and Boleslava so I'll be always happy and eat marshmallows all day That's exactly what someone who as been to Dugway Proving Ground would say ... After reading all these comments , I was wondering how so many women wouldn't realize their shirts are unbuttoned ? Wouldn't you feel it ? Then I remembered that most women wear bras ... I guess if that happened to me , I would realize it quicker , but people would get more of an eyeful Mine Facebook-messaged me . Imagine going to the bathroom and finding _that_ sticking out of your toilet . Very cool . Why do I love painted miniatures so much ? Really ? It says " A chin to rival Jinro's ? But , you see , logic is lost on these hardcore ' revolutionaries ' . They're caught up in their own bubble of what things SHOULD be like , as opposed to how things actually are . I mean , come on , the guy starts with ' I CAN RAISE MY HAND TO ANY COP I WANT TO ' ... wat ? ! Weird I just started reading this thread and it's 10:17 am here . A distributor does not have fluids in it 8 hours to download OSX update . Thats my Gf Every single ? I just noticed one breast is a little larger than the other and I was like A down-vote ? Really ? Why ? What is reddit gold ? Yeah , how did you know ? I was like that sounds so cool Then how ? Don't tell me that sex is your only physical activity .... When was Castiel killed by Zachariah ? What if what I wanted to buy was ... your SOUL Am I the only person here beginning to suspect they have a benign pituitary adenoma aswell ... It's down ! I like this comic You've got to be fucking kidding me . I'm only a undergraduate here ... but my opinion always was that Neuroscience would be more marketable than Ecology . The 2nd cake reminds me of teeth ... It's a Conestoga Wagon ! Not sure where Schooner came from . Probably because Sooner ( Conestoga ? ) Wagon doesn't sound as cool ? What the fuck am I looking at ? I never said they didn't . It's like a virgin looking at a guy with a 12 " cock . I recommend people to watch the recommended link at the end of the video . Pjanic's goal And them Marines . FedEX > UPS I'm sorry ... that was cold . But really though , I'm curious I used to fence , too ! Are we twins ? Holy mother of god , I almost spewed melted cheese everywhere Anyone who uses Just watched LOTR last night , and Nazgul doesn't fit this guy at all . Those things are scary . This guy is so nice . R . I . P Steve jobs . I wonder if he knows where his products are . : O OMG .... he pulled a Voldemort . All apple products are his horcruxes ...... You are very popular Woah . My mind has been BLOWN . Holy fuck , I was doing this when I read this . Are you from Toledo , OH ? Because I was just at the Walmart there and there was this same pop sculpture . Dear god , what have I done ? > Anyone who uses No , just causes cellular damage in the liver . You should see what it puts those liver cells through It is a door to another place I just sat there in wonder ... Mines Cheaper by the Dozen . That many kids ? can ` t find it So that's how the corporate overlords disseminated the zombie virus . UFC PPV days will never be the sAmE shit . i was born in ' 79 TROLLING TO THE MAX ! I think this is a must watch for Zerg , lest it happen to us as well 1 ) The new MMO ? You've ... probably never met * * flocks * * of entirely naive East Asian girls before who use lots of " man , and i thought these faces were already hideous ... One of my coworkers was eating one of these today , except he put mustard in it kids in a sand box I Couldn't decide whether to laugh , or cry . Hmm .. I've never heard them play tbh .. Now I'm wondering if I'm in for a surprise You can see the holes from his plugs . He obviously an actor ! Good lord . Oh you , stop saying logical things . Seriously how could you LMAO ! not that bad I did not think the video title would be so accurate yeah i googled it and the only other acronym was for " reasonable drug use " and i was like ... This is eerily close to what I was thinking . Would be fucking amazing if that would happen and bush would be like " waiz , what the ..... Humm ? Ist der Kinderparteitag etwa schon vergessen ? Oder die Tatsache , dass man bei einer solchen Vorlage wie dem Trojaner eine Pressemitteilung rausgibt , die vor Unwissenheit nur so strotzt ? I've never heard of a fiance being referenced as men only the hell ? ' more than 300 paid members ' ... ok 300 is freaking huge , and WTF YOU MEAN BY " PAID " o_O i have NO.SINGLE.CLUE how many joints I have rollen my snoughs sound like ceezes . The need to shave the inside of my nose .... is that peanut butter ? i remember my friend ( who was 2000 ~ elo pre-reset ) saying jungle jax is trash now Is that ONE bong ? I was expecting a white-ra quote or silly anecdote , but your story is much better than that ! He sounds like such a good person the googly eyes on the pinguin My error . All good . Turned out to be a password issue . My minecraft crashed when i created a new world .... lol yeh because turkey probably had the hardest group I want to thank keytud for trying , but my thesaurus is bigger than squidboots ' , at least in this thread ! Oh mother of GOD ! The eyes of the ender are PERFECT ! You throw them and they fall down after they have shown the way , when they are right above the stronghold they explode ! Play some rock for him , then . idk I find it adorable when my cousins sing along to him , it's the cutest thing ever to me . He probably just seems like a really cool rock star dude to kids and it's embarrassing to see the " jokes " adults come up with about him . Society as a whole goes on and on these days about equality , " it gets better " and gay rights yet has no problem insulting a child via sexuality because he sings pop . Looks like The End really needs to be fleshed out . why diarrehea ? I think it just went down Holy shit Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa . That's cool I , uh ... AM or PM Thanks for the constructive comment . Nope ... and I found one , on my forehead . When I saw this , I literally OH MY GOD ! ! ! Holy fucking dicks ! I don't even ... Its almost like they don't represent the people . Are you a viking ? She should really put the batteries in a dildo first ... Where do you meet these girls ? That doesn't even make sense I mean this seriously . The hairs on my legs are even standing up and jumping ! I just may :D no guarantees If I will follow through with this hehe but I'll let ya know , in the meantime feel free to fb me :) ( see messages ) . I'm gonna start a social experiment and make a ridiculous amount of friends all over the world LOL ! Im doing Control Tower work at COP right now , on that track , it's weird to see how much shit has been added to it in the last 23 years Small world My eyes went from this - _ - to this Kill :D eath Ratio . I've seen enough hentai to know what happens next I've seen enough hentai to know what happens next When did he switch to Prime ? That disturbs me far more than the cysts . Wtf is that thing and why is it tumor baby-ing off your thumb ? are you really making some smart-ass comment about how he lost all of his possessions in a natural disaster ? Awesome , thank you so much , I'll hopefully be ordering this weekend ... time to practice soldering before bits arrive Link ? Proof ? If I'm working every vacation , and through the school year , where are these 3 extra weeks coming from ? I'm from Arizona , and I didn't even know this existed . mindfreak ! I was just going to ask this question about 10 minutes ago , but the window closed on me and I decided not to ... Not only did the flies disappear , but so did the burger Whore . Fool . Broken . Holy shit , I just throw mine on the floor i second this . i'm going as inigo , although everyone i've told has never seen the princess bride Key is in a chest at the top level after the elevator , I picked it up coming from valley of drakes with my master key I heard they take half . Looks like bacon This is what I think is probably the sound created from ancient armies when they are marching , getting ready for battle . This crowd really pumped me up tbh , I wonder what kind of feelings it generated in soldiers marching to war Only capital G's work .. interesting . Read this thread without the original comment . Back ... I read the entire sad story ... Why is Rainbow staring at me ? WTF she is still staring ? She smiled when I looked back , ooo , look down , look down , okay , maybe she's still looking ... ohp , she is , she's probably going to say something . I bet that's it . Sigh , she looks like my sister ... she's ruffling my hair ? wow it looks good but i don't know if i'm coordinated enough I thought that too at first , but when my car's battery is disconnected all the presets remain . once after I got the car back it had a random country station , a talk show on the next , then all the rest of them were my old ones . If I went to bars , hell no I wouldn't be offended . Instead this usually comes from guys in my classes and friends-of-friends who are trying to flirt . You look very familiar , and I have no clue why woo ! I forgot about this subreddit I can't even remember It's accurately descriptive of how men's penises appear different when flaccid vs . turgid . I don't see what's so useless about it . A lot of these seem to be underhanded compliments to themselves ... K . O . P . is how it's commonly called by us locals I didn't even know she had a book . Pretty sure 1 . is the submit reply button I don't know how close I was to the end . But I couldn't make it Did you not post something recently that says the internet is srs bsns ........ O_o ........... * and humidity ! I can relate , i thought it was the most un-scary boring movie ever . That seems to disturb my friends for some reason Then how are you typing Vampire cat I know , right ? Bitches hate big dicks .. Agreed . It definitely feels like you're the only one who doesn't like them sometimes . That's my link No , it was not 15 feet . I know the difference between yards and feet As long as I don't have to cut it off myself , yes . OMG That Rainbow Dash Might as well just play the game if setting up the bot takes that long Okay . Unded Mad Kings Guard goes for over 20m Created a new account ? You look enough like me that it kind of freaked me out for a moment I found a drawer full of old used condoms with dried semen in them . I wish my girlfriend won arguments this way One of my faves , along with Laura from San Francisco and her doppelganger's suicide ( #94 ) . I hope you washed your camera / phone oh I get it , you're an idiot . Oh , then its a new scroll CombatEX playing Terran in 2 different race scores ? ! My Firefox never uses a lot of memory . EXACTLY . 12 Months pregnant ( That all went down in a minute and a half . ... This looks like some warped kind of Reddit meetup . That's quite good You're from outstate ? How about my 8600 GT silentpipe =D I mean who needs more than 256mb anyways ? and don't forget the last move he made Oh wow It was probably shitty 70 ' s shwag , anyway . You still could've made some awesome brownies with 20 pounds , though Dude , you praised Unity in the Ubuntu sub , you are so going to get down voted how come you have serial killers if your cops stop them before they do their act . shit like this scares the elites . they know they are outmatched . my impression of my reacion = When she said that she saw some " intresting stuff " I was thinking of the creepy comments she's been getting Nope . I was a little shocked to see how many people can , though . Ugh that weed looks not good . i needed way to long to figure out that i can interact with it using my Mouse John Bradshaw .... the wrestler ? What do you usually pick up at the TP to score a few mil in 9 days ? " LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE ! ? ! Is he sure they are wrestling ? stunning ... You are on the internet , and the best you can find is a crappy G4 oatmeal wrestling segment Holy crap , WTF is that thing ? I see . Do you have any idea where the laughter came from though ? I think I love you Yesterday Notch joked on Twitter about making dragon's more difficult . I suggested that they should be on fire on fire and drop scales that grow into creepers . I seriously hope he didn't take it into consideration I realize I'm in the minority here , but I have had nothing but trouble with Schools First . Every loan has been a problem , every loan agent , every transaction . God forbid you should ever ask them for anything . Be sure to get anything they say in writing , because their say-so is really worthless . Other than that , they are great The guy stole pictures of her naked computer ? I weigh 100 ... he lost TWO me She's been like this for about 4 months though ... 8D Thank you ! ( I feel compelled to thank anyone who comments Wait .... WTF is that ' Hands off , bitch ' one from ? send me 300 bucks and ill send you the jeans So is the submitter . PvP's ... so yeh Why are they such randomly different prices ... ? bought set from them ? Won't get rid of embryo because of God ... but has sex before marriage ? epic debate ? ... When I make grilled cheese sandwiches , I actually grill them instead of frying them pretty sure only one baneling is taken out per mule you drop . so it isnt exactly cost effective . now if they had orbital dropping of banelings .... A few years ago , a group of us were doing mushrooms at my buddy's friend's college dorm . It was late in the night so we were mostly coming down . I was still tripping balls . This girl starts reading from this huge book , and it sounds like some weird , godawful poetry . So , sans filter , I ask , " who the fuck wrote this shitty poetry ? " Everyone gave me a look like Steam's updating fort me did you just ask if you can tell time from shadows ? I figured that's what you meant . Oh , well , not nearly as embarrassing as talking to a stranger on the phone and saying " I love you " when you hang up . English isn't my first language , and up until this moment I was pretty sure these two words were pronounced differently . " Your " is like " four , " while " you're " is like " pure , " am I wrong ? " hobo finger " Hah . That's kind of a joke . Rory was nowhere near as cool as the Doctor . Is that Milli Vanilli ? I dont understand I live in Alberta , and I have no idea where you must live that people sound Texan I think she meant " Birthday_Anal_Rapist " ' s username made her go Time to open more crates . I found my old game boy and the first thing that came to mind was WOW THIS IS HEAVY What in the actual fuck ? They named a town after me ? oh wow , he has a g9x like me ... and he plays without the grip ... Where was this faq located exactly ? sweet . pick a spot sunday near you and we'll make it " Round 2 " there for people who can't come out tomorrow . i'm pretty much down to make this work however possible . ;) throwing a date out just seems to get better responses like this instead of ( my usual response ) " yeah , let's do this whenever ! i'm totally down " . I agree , I didn't mean to make it seem as if modern Greek was the most difficult , just one of the more annoying ones in my experience . I have no desire to put myself through the hell of ancient Greek Racking brain to think if I've ever grabbed a can from outdoors that was left overnight ... Do hot girls like you really need to ask if you're sexable ? When I fought him apparently I managed to knock him to the ground because he just sat down and let me take him from 50 % to dead without attacking me again This is a good idea , I've gotten mail from 2 previous tenants holy shit he actually looks like Jane in that first pic of season 3 Wait ... what ? That's a thing ? Really ? Wow only about 3 months It's just like Taric too :D Designers watching too much Power Puff Girls Outpost has images as well Back when World of Warcraft came out , I joined a random server and got into a guild . I made some friends in that guild , and we played together for 4 years . In the 4th year I found out one of the completely random people I'd been playing with in my guild lived 2 streets away from me . We went to elementary school together . 6 months before we found out he moved an hour away I'm holding up I guess . Thanks for checking in on me that isn't a wig ? Awesome video , but you shouldn't pretend you went Sexy and smooth Decade * can't edit from phone ? Every other day ? Were you going to parties and getting a lot of one-night-stands , or using this every-day-life " hello " method to get constantly laid ? Says the man who's account is 22 days old Son , you just blew everyone's mind , and if it got implemented , everyone's computers , imagine the ram usage . A case lasts me roughly 3 weeks , so this will last me eternity 20 $ a gram jesus , where do you live i wish this was my friends houses Which counties did you visit where they remove girls ' internal organs ? How did you know I was Asian ? I didn't draw her legs . You don't regularly get observers ? I need a smiley where my hair has been blown off . I once dreamed that a girl turned into a clay-mation monster after our escape from a demon and yelled out " Hell hath fury " right as the demon rushed in to cut off her head with a sword at which point I orgasmed and woke up . Same here . It was so soon after the game ended and the there wasn't many topics in before it , so it being sarcastic at that point would've surely been illogical . Unless you can see into the future ......... ? ! that's what i said i bet that welsh guy got stoned out of his tree with the stuff that snoop smokes This is what they get for closing r / jailbait . yes , let them come here instead ! Avast just blocked a trojan from this site Heaven is presented as a place of no free will and eternal worship of an egostistical god . But don't forget it's the best place ever ! ... Speak " friend " and enter ! ? How big are your thumbs ? ! ? I'm on the Southside and the sky is so dark , it looks like it's night time . That would be a hard instruction to follow . Especially since C is both flat and natural . And use spellcheck ? Are you trying to tell us to ' know ' ( as in knowledge ) about everything or are you really mispelling ' now ' ( as in right at that time ) throughout the whole thing ? Can someone dumb this down for me , Im having trouble understanding . Is your username a steven merchant reference ? ! Which one ? How did you get a ball of fingernails in your colon ? Stormy ; so the same as mine ? Expensive . 30-50 euros shot or short ? Commercial-free version already A Classic . Entire song gave me goosebumps / shivers . I would re-install it and play now , but I'm sure I would just get tired of the graphics . BF3 beta spoiled me I've recently noticed those spellings being mixed up a lot , and now I'm wondering how many times it has happened without me noticing I thought that until just now Wow . There are a lot of weapons I think this all the time Låt dem demonstrera om de vill . Men varf ör ockupera Hags ätra station av alla platser ? They literally give you a checkbox option as you set it up to disable that im a guy , and my sister and i are 2 years apart , we didnt bathe together that often , but when we did it wasnt a big deal , why should it be ? We're siblings . When i was a baby my sister changed my diaper whenever my parents werent around ... why would they tear up ? OMG . Ye , I also noticed that in this episode . I commend you sir ! Someone has to do it ! ( I could never sid : Glen : TIL that German WWII POW's were taken to the US . And some stayed he won the third game too without MarineKing nuking himself " It was 3 caucasian males , two wearing glasses ... " Hell , I don't even know the term CSE . Drawing on LSD is the funniest thing ever , well to me . Bird brained egg head ... i dunno ... I can't help thinking that thousands / millions of years in the future , aliens will be saying the same thing about us Maybe I don't want to . I would have to belly dance ... What did I just watch ? I saw on a stream ( so unconfirmed ) that there were 500,000 people in Madrid alone ! cause he's all out I've been wondering the same thing .. I vape one loosely packed MFLB trench , and I'm gone for a couple of hours . And I've been smoking for 10 years I agree , the Darknuts are fun to fight . Not so much when they pair them with Wizrobes and the walls are electrified . Wait 2 boxers ? Holy shit ... it does That ... makes so much sense studded belts and then a golfing polo I want to stuff them all in my face guys look at the ELBOW on the right .... then look at the ELBOW on the left ..... SHE HAS A MINI ARM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! what happened Do the ... dead I have 4 Eagle looks blind Why would it be dull ? Ignore the host , dismiss compliments on abilities , and steal goody bags ... from the shadows . I'm going to go shower in real water now . And enjoy living in Amurrica . ....... I've only heard of queen and edward sharp So how I know if I'm attractive ? You have created infinity Are you my clone ? I shall not let this happen . I'll get you with my willow tree powers . Jessica Biel or Mila Kunis , which ever will have me honestly No , what my point is that you start to think in the shower ... jerk . I'll be right there I wish people would learn how to park . People do this with normal sized parking spaces ... Maybe those dogs are the reincarnation of said evil owners ? ? Oh my god . These pictures are fantastic . Love the muscles and dick and ass . Epic Asian Father . Reminds me of Mulan Um . That's pretty fucking scary actually . Who initially responded ! ? Same with me . I was 5 minutes in thinking " This is a lot more plot than usual That's not a duck , that's a fucking griffin wow , and I thought my brushes got pretty bad sometimes ... holy fucking shit Is this Lyndon State ? I only smoke by myself , I get weirded out around other people when I'm high Oh , wow , feeling like you're dying is never good . So what are we arguing ... As far as the knee , she probably locks her knees a lot . If you do it too much it'll start to bend in farther and farther . I can do it with mine but not quite that far WHY IS IT BACKWARDS Hello , I don't have a spare wheel , just a stupid emergency liquid sealant pack . I don't think even the half-sane pro-environmentalists believe we're a danger to the planet itself , it's just a poorly worded way of saying we're fucking up the environment . We should protect the environment , imo , because ... that's where we are 6300 IP That's basically drow archer from DotA With his cape flaring out as if the wind caught it , and baby bats flying out instead of ravens What the fuck did I just read ... I've not tried ANYTHING new since lucid . We only update to the LTS ' at work . 12.04 is going to be one massive update If that guy isn't a fag then neither am I that's proofed =) but to be fair i have to say that i've got german weed once and there was hairspray in it , i heard you guys have that problem often Even having like 6 kiwis in a lil plastic box is like being royalty to me . I can't even imagine those lil suckers in bulk . So this guy really believes he is hardcore ? ... I believe it was Norm Macdonald that said that Was that Erin from the office ? I lold at how close she was to The title screen . It's the only place I feel safe anymore .. What I don't understand is why the van seems to run over her on purpose ... You think of Latveria as Western ? Funny caption , but instead I found myself wondering why Trooper Taylor is on the sidelines for Arizona after coaching a game for AU . Such ... Big ... Eyes I get that a lot ( mostly from short asian girls But that cats british Wow man , that sucks Imagine those eyes during climax You guys go to wards where everyone wears white ? That seems ... odd . is she considered not sexy ? Work out the " chinks " ? There is currently a man holding this sign up weird ... i live in chi .. i had no idea this was going on fucking yes please Pics or it didn't happen Oh wow Weird , this feature was in the beta ? Created a throwaway to actually comment instead of lurking : You're not alone , I've been having the exact same problem , can't come with girlfriend , haven't had intercourse , am a virgin , anxiety etc ... I feel bad for giggling but I didn't even know about this either . Hey , isn't that the yogscast-image ? " WHO TOLD YOU ? ! ? Game 2 I'm from Finland and what is this ? thats real ? GigaByte . All these years I've been saying it as Gigga-Bite . Fuck I'm stupid . doesn't ms4 mean 4th sem of basic sciences ? I don't think anyone can come up with a viable cheese-insinuating acronym for HuK [ ] ( / russoidea " they sound legit to me " ) OMG . Time to bring out the rainbow gear . Absolutely ridiculous . Just about halfway through the first of my two essays for Tuesday Is that someone's arm on the ground in the top left corner of the photo ? WHAT ? HOW COME YOU GUYS PAID EXTRA FOR ELECTRONIC COPY ? Holyshit WOW . I have my behavioral neuroscience text out right now while reading this comic . You speak truths - - but when no one's expressed attraction to you in a long time / ever , then something as insignificant as someone laughing at your joke could make you fall hard for anyone , regardless of who they are Yea , I'm pretty surprised also I just did a dictionary post of this word for my English class Me too . Though now that I think about it , why can't the OP just fax Temple their info I hate to sound suspicious ( or assholish ) but where are you that you can't do this yourself ? If you're in Philadelphia ( as your title implies ) , can't you do this yourself ? Didn't realize you were the author , my mistake : X Hopefully there is some way to cope with it ( totally not the right word for what I mean ) . It's always awful , that ' feeling ' after a nightmare happens that messes your whole day up .... except this is to like , the 2089378972 653th exponent of that . Good luck to you o_o ........ oma gash .................... ur right . I thought it was a Q-tip . so many fucking commercials For a brief moment I thought that insanely hairy arm was hers .. Why don't you pass over my comment without upvoting it and find out ? My reaction : Daaawwwwwww :) .............. I think I lasted about thirty seconds of can anyone find a video of this shit ? Thank you for the reply . It seems I can't run AHT because I installed Lion from the App Store . I'd run it from my SL disk but I removed my optical drive and don't have an enclosure for it quite yet . Woe is me You can get purple tomatoes ? I'm being chased and I'm almost dead , I don't have time for math why would you do that ? when i read this it had 39 points What the hell , OP ? Nice title ( but that's less than one woman a year A giant gaping puss volcano perched atop your nose for all the world to gawk at . Jeeze ! Every time I hear about this , it makes me want to play Sim City . So , I'm pretty sure I almost died .... ur brain thinks ... about itself Not a teacher but I remember way back in kindergarten I was using the bathroom and my friend in the stall next to me reached down under the stall and showed me her " pooey finger " . I do this . Now kiss her . Holy fuck its Issaquah Hmm , that just might be crazy enough to be crazy . hmm .. figure skater ? Holy fuckleberries that's a serious scar ! That's not even a scar , it's more like a head seam . You just blew my mind . What .... I don't know what to think of this . As someone who was a libertarian , and then a liberal , I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about That TV is BOSS ! It was released on the 11th ... You're getting upvoted for admitting to speeding and then racing to escape from an officer of the law . Same boat I didn't really want my lunch money , anyway ... Is this true ? All I can see is spider venom and erections . The image in my head is too horrible for the internet I once had an acquaintance show up uninvited to our apartment who proceeded to take an 1/8 th of mushrooms and rampage around our apartment ( ~ 200 + lbs trained in MMA ) yelling about how life had no consequences On a side note . The ZR - 1 is stupidly fun to drive I wore a red TNG Skant dress last year . All I got was drunk men coming up to me going " oi oi , red shirt . Doesn't that mean you're gonna die ? ! " And I had to go into full on geek mode and explain " well actually this means command because .... " Their reaction : It seems that the nebula is ( was ? ) about 7000 light years away , so someone over there would see Earth as it was 7000 years ago . So they'd see a bipedal species developing the wheel and farming , and possibly wonder how far we'd developed ... since when has the jewish religion anything to do with communism ? Seems like I was put in the STD carriage Wait .. Umm .. How do you know where I live ? Wow , what a horrible interview ... she basically tried to tell him how he reacted , and what he wanted , cutting him off constantly to change the direction of his arguments . Which , seemingly , wasn't sensationalist * enough * as it was Stored * below * freezing point ? I was always told to never freeze insulin . I'm kind of creeped out . I'm at work so there's no adblocker , and the ad in the corner of the imgur page was for the company my boyfriend works for My husband was just talking about getting interested in football . I asked why . " Because everyone's always talking about it . " christmas colors already It looks like the portal from Terra Nova Been said before but ... You sure you're not on GPRS ? No arena has been posted like 35 times now Oh very nice ! Thanks ! I will have to keep this in mind for next time . I am hoping my 4.0 doesnt need any maintenance of this nature any time soon though ... Two # 1 crafts , two # 2 craft and then a # 3 , # 4 and # 9 . How'd you manage to craft them What happened on the 6th & 7th holy shit osama's sisters / cousins are hot They know ! ! ( what the hell kind of fanfics do you read Median XL is definitly worth it . GREAT mod . Ive played countless hours in it . The end game is sooooo addicting I can't think of any other reason to be so damn cheerful about shark week oh , you and your sensible assumptions :) i like to believe in the cannibal version thou , so much more interesting , left me a bit Every single poster in that sub has a name that ends in two numbers , including the one that submitted this bestof ..... I smell conspiracy . Our stores carry like 2 of those . The iced tea and the ice tea with lemon . I didn't know there were so many flavours . you're not getting upvoted because you stated the obvious There are chapels in schools ? Your post just made it occur to me that that could be why he did it that way . OK , who is Lyn and what is China's G-League ? Not really I'm happy that Rainbow Dash wasn't the focal point , but was surprised about Pinkie Pie I'd very much like to see that Spider-Man : The Animated Series , trumps it completely . I think it is the best thing to have come from the 90 ' s . It's a masterpiece of structured art that goes full circle by the last episode . It's abundantly clear the amount of time that was put into this show , and if you haven't seen it , go do so now My gf is actually freed from paying the fees ( student on Baf ög ) , and she decided to register since she didn't have to pay fees anyways ... Big mistake . Every semester they ask for her new student id - before the semester actually started ; they will ask for the money in advance ! Every semester they get an interest free loan from all the baf ög - students in all of Germany Explain please ? I was fully charged at 7:30 AM this morning and now at 6PM I'm at 88 % I got chills reading to this ... what . Cool , but for some reason Phoenix AZ is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean . Nazi salute is a part of the Mexican Pledge of Allegiance ? Those IDIOTS What did I just watch ? Is 17 a minor in Utah , and did she give consent for said search under duress ? I thought the BF3 bind to you like steam ? You mean , you don't look at the bottom of a shoe when you buy it ? RIAR ! I remember hearing about necromancer in Oblivion then finding out you can't do any . And no , pulling zombies out of thin air with summoning doesn't count So how exactly does that fit with the out of proportion cartoony in-game graphics oooops i thoguht that was a pm or something I'm glad you agree with me , regardless of how pointless and trivial my opinion might be to you . It's not tough shit - - he didn't actually accomplish anything impurities are aluminated Wait - is that an HTC Vigor ? She looks like a derpy barbie doll Only a libertarian could see something cute like this and then lament the world for it's lazy do-nothings . I took a stress course in HLTH at a different school and it was totally a waste of time . It was all chi voodoo with chakras and meridians and psychic entrainment and " all life vibrates at a frequency which is why being close to so many electronics is bad for us " oh god , good question I used to have nightmares about falling through the ice on a lake Woah my husband was in Boulder this past weekend Had sex with a hyper kitten with sharp nails in the same room . And I will let you have the last word on that ! Only one jar of nutella ? ? Dick . I can't help but think that your nipples believe otherwise . Are you saying you only eat the meat of vegans ? I'm a lover of delicious food that's bad for you , but damn , this made my stomach hurt just looking at it no one is driving Her face = You mean there's a chance that it doesn't drop ? hurry up damn it , im from metro detroit and its gonna get cold here fast You should have seen the look on this guy's face at my job when I filled him in on this . Someone in our break room had some jello and the vegan co-worker was all " Oooh jello , that sounds good , I haven't had that in a while " . After a Who buys a twenty pack of hard drives . Wow did they just try and see how many celebrities they could cram in a shitty movie to get people to watch it ? I always thought I was the only one being OCD about pizza lunchables . When other kids would ask for a slice of pepperoni in my mind I would say , " NOOOO , don't ruin the perfection of my 3 pizzas " or when I see other kids eating their own pepperoni before making the pizza I would go These kinds of people make my crafts look pointless We can see you , you're still here I'm impressed Wait , you worked with Cage and Vin Diesel ? ! I gave 6 copies of different games on steamgifts so what There are hackerspaces that would LOVE some of these . 3rd Vid confused me the guy from burn notice has that grin Wha , Huk might actually be smaller than TLO You know , I've never seen a hooker in the Elder Scrolls ... probably because , considering the character models they had in Oblivion , that would be a frightening experience for everyone involved has he even played this game before ? What do you mean I don't comment ? That , or ... maybe figure out how to possibly control a violent temper you may have , as murder in dreams tends to indicate the loss of said temper . And patch things up with your friends and / or family , as limbs suggest connections and relationships . The one person who assures you of your decision may be an aspect of yourself you know was right to have done what you did . I stop completely at all stop signs ... There was ? Charlie Batch ! WTF I'm not even sure what their ultimate goal was . Uh , what ? Okay , I did this to my roommates cast iron by total , ignorant accident . What * is * this " seasoning " you need to do on a skillet like that and how do you do it ? I don't get it ... The internet is everything , and everything is the internet . Seriously or sarcasm ? It actually confused me that you two were actually replying to each other coherently in this thread . go dawgs ! Omg , now I can't stop seeing Amber . I remember seeing an interview forever ago with Shia where he swore he wouldn't go through that " trashy , reckless phase " that most actors at that age seem to go through ... so what happens if you get hit by an RPG ? Dad use to work at 7-11 as a manager for a few months . He said every tuesday a chick would come in buy tissues , a bottle of handsanitzer and condoms . As long as theres no gif of that mind boggling run out of bounds are you kidding ? it does EXACTLY what you want ! A billion years ago ? Life , from what I gather from Google searches , has been around for over 3.5 billion years . And the planet was , according to this article , completely melted by the impact . how fucking old are you ? you didnt have SPOONS ? ? Don't be afraid of your shoes . Be afraid of the spider setting up housekeeping inside them . I could very well be wrong . The guy is like a wanna-be Don King ( the promoter / manager ) . The amount of things he demands are kind of silly . Whats if he changed the fighter last minute ! ! ! ! ! Hes talented though , going to korea soon to compete with other disabled gamers , hes head of the disabled gamers division at vVv , and currently working together with Steelseries to develop tools for disabled gamers .. i used the word disabled a lot there Where do they have this dough to pay for an entire house Its weird , my RL friends call me by summoner name and friends I made on league call me by my Real name damn ... no , posting it on reddits fine ... but circlejerk probably isn't the right place to post ... and i only found your post by searching for nikola tesla Especially given the meaning of " root " in Oz ... Those nips are HUUUUGE ! As someone who is contemplating moving to New Mexico from the Northeast , thank you for making the distinction between it and Texas . You ... You can do that ? At first I thought this article was going to be all " the Pill is bad cuz it causes blood clots and stuff , go for non-hormonal instead ! " and then I got to the part about masturbation and homosexuality and when life starts and I was like That look ... WTF is with that one girl The automation in that Vox A track ... I think that's too far ... Don't you think ? I'm only 17 . They aren't ? ? ! Did ... a Barca fan just put a Real Madrid v Lyon match ? Wow , who let you have internet access Ah , at least she is nearby . Do you get a chance to hang out with her still ? She looks so lovable . I have no idea how you could ever actually * give her away * as in , let go of the leash when it was time . Get some variety in your life young man / woman ! Use weapons not because they are strong , but because they are fun ! I'm currently trying to produce the divine hands of the GODS on a cleric which totally sucks for me because i have to parry everything ! That and the fact that i'll never make it to the embers on this character . I can't connect to the server it says a gif with sound I almost have but I felt like it was making my dick shrink Won't they be playing these games on Wine or something ? or he reposted it into one big package ? Fuck man , its like free drugs once a month . I'm not sure if it's just me , but I find Tim Hortons coffee to be kinda * sour * now Why do you look almost just like me ? You talking bout me or the bees How does an iPod " die " They're the same price love to give you as many fantastic orgasms as you want ... I dunno ... I remember getting lost and finding myself right in the middle of a mobile home maze where a group of rough looking guys were about to hold a dog fight . I'm pretty sure they were thinking about hijacking the van and using us as dog food . You spent almost 3 grand shopping ... ? There is a place where you can play darts , Jenga and iPad games ? Oh the numbers of quirks with my body ( male ) . Similar like you , except my right eyelid doesn't lift up as well as my left , resulting in a slight O_o unless i'm conscious of it and i put in effort to fix it up to nice ! Good to know , i can finally order a mcnugget again ... although I dont imagine it being any better than it was before ... I think ill stick to making chicken at home I had a former boss who said I was closed-minded for thinking he and a few of the waiters were idiots for holding this belief . She's that old and still calls you daddy ? sooooo ..... tryna spare a white ? holy shitsticks that is amazing ! Does McMaster have any kind of organized Starcraft community ? I often daydream of barcrafts at either Boston Pizza , Twelve Eighty , The Phoenix or any other places that serve beer . I'm not sure whether to upvote you to agree or downvote you to agree Are these people for real ? I'm feeling a little I too am celebrating a Reddit birthday , but my weight has remained the same . People actually download porn to their harddrives nowadays ! ? Who would name their child slut No clean-up at a [ 10 ] ? im actually learning how to play this from the stream ........ Yours came with a key ? * turns flux on * wait ... I live there too ! [ ] ( / milk ) Is that your sticker ? It's not mine a joke within a joke ! no doubt .... haha still have the feeling of " did i hear that right This is the first one to make me shake my head in disappointment . That's possible ? Bash.org is getting updated again ? If they don't have time to reach to their hip to reach a gun , then what makes you think they can reach a lock box I'm just kind of sad for you that you'll remain a dumbass your entire life Haven't heard of that ... ( this isn't a negation / confirmation .. just saying I never heard of it I'm just kind of sad that you can't use proper grammar your entire life . I thought I was the only one Hahaha ! Me and my friends were watching it and my friend was like " OH GOD ! " We all turned to him and were like " Wtf ? " so he rewound it and showed us and we were all just sitting there in awe ... are you two my long-lost brothers My grandma goes by Geri because her name is Gerildean Literal shit ? Yeah starting on Madagascar is a pain . How many caps is this ? So his friend was , in effect , acting as life support . WHOA Whoa , I saw no such manditory Nikasaur-worship clause when I created my Reddit account Wasn't this a wrestling move ? That's brilliant Linux Mint this kind of reminds me why I have my G11 logitech keyboard mapped to display " Resend Last Message , Vista Crashed ( - ( - _ ( - _ - ( That's the most epic skin I've ever seen ! Would be instabuy Do you do strength training except for cycling ? My knees are always what concerns me the most and I'm never sure how to strengthen them without overstressing . Rowing seems to do it for my a little bit , think this is close to cycling . But I'm not sure about ' real ' strength training like with weights That's all ... and no links ? I just get a 52 minute video of Tnomad playing as gangplank and saying nothing karma means something ? It almost sounds like , " Gang Bang here " Bruce Lee said this ? The garden of Eden was not an underwater volcano of mud ! ! ! ! ! hahahaha Read teh bible for it is teh truth I'm not trolling .. Seriously .. This is something that has eluded me since I found out about it . Is it better than the real thing ? What was NSFL about that page ? Child of the Corn Is this a plug for spotify ? IT HAS A TUMOR Oh my god . I made it this far . The rest of things , all the rest of the things were gross and funny . This though , this is truly gross . I'm sitting in my office , reading , laughing , but I got to this and just went You pretty much nailed it with that description . And as for who watches the show , the fan-base is surprisingly made of teenagers and adults . I have yet to meet a little 7 - year old girl who likes the show The Poughkeepsie Tapes . Watched it by myself , wish I didn't Crunchy one ? ! I grew up watching my dad open doors for people . I didn't realize it was something a man was supposed to do for women ( my parents were pretty relaxed about gender roles ) . I started opening the doors for people at a young age . Most people thank me and go inside . Occasionally , I get the man who refuses , REFUSES to have a woman open the door for a man . OCD kicked in . There are more on one side than the other ... But , I like drinking tea , .. that's a LOT of tea I need to make if I want to soak my feet in them . I didnt watch sotg - what happened from huk that would cause inc to lose his cool ? I can only assume you have poor reading comprehension . Nowhere there does Jesus say what you are saying in that chapter , or the one before and after . Why is the thumbnail my account icon ? But Buddha was an indian prince who found enlightenment I cannot tell you how excited I am that you posted the recipe . I don't really see this movement getting anywhere until it hits tea party numbers Maybe he'll eventually get lipo to physically remove those extra cells . hahahahaha oh jeez sorry i didnt think that thru I had forgot that they had official forums Have you ever been to Hero Market ? The people that chill there ... My road started there Also an IT professional with an incomplete English Lit degree ..... So I was flipping through some streams last night . Clicked Chaoxs stream when it was around 1500 viewers . Not 5 minutes into it he starts asking people what article of clothing he should remove . Only reason I don't tell people I like SNSD is ' cuz they would have never heard of them . Heh , they go I just remembered how nice it is to be indoors . It was old . The part that got me off was this fashion show scene where all these models were walking the runway exposing themselves in a sheik way and I was just o_O .... lmaooo .... where are ya from ? ;) If you fix the grammar in your image , I'll gladly upvote it . Also , " by the a voice " . Not really on topic but ... I just realized my family usually eats spaghetti on Sundays . Wait a minute , there's already addons ! ? Where did you get them ? I can verify that this peace sign waving man is in FACT the same man . He used to proclaim that the equations the professors were teaching us lies and that education system was flawed . His solution to this was his universal genius . Holy shit , what's the source for that ? Is that really him , great photoshop , or a chick that reeeally looks like him ? I'm baffled They can't feed more babies . Whoa , I followed the pattern without realizing it ! 15 years ago ! ? ! I've lost all hope . You want to raise a baby giraffe ? Make another one of him finding Kimba . The Room , so much naked tommy wiseau She put her hands on the floor Clearly you jest . Wait . Judging by greenmikey's link , you aren't . I didn't even realize they look different until a friend gave me a penthouse and a playboy magazine as a joke . I may not have masturbated to them but I definitely studied the pictures so I guess they ended up being useful . And then my step dad found them - that was fun to explain I want to go to there This whole thread has blown my mind wide open . I will never be the same again > And , yanno . It's a marketing campaign . If you're not going to be judging a marketing campaign based on customer impressions , what are you going to judge it on ? > And , yanno . It's a marketing campaign . If you're not going to be judging a marketing campaign based on customer impressions , what are you going to judge it on ? Well can't say I didn't try . ¯ \ \ ( We've all been there . I remember jumping out of my seat and screaming " yes ! " so loud I woke up my roommate when the towering pillar of hats dropped for me . It's difficult to explain that sort of thing Speaker For the Dead is only the * beginning * . Shit gets real . The entire series is mindblowing . I read them all years ago so I don't remember much but I do remember making this face Maybe something to hold a hard boiled egg after you take it out of the water ? I have nightmares about this But how does their protesting not come under disturbing the peace ? I may seem a little ignorant but causing such intense negative emotions towards you at such a special time as a funeral seems kinda like disturbing the peace to me I'm scared of motherless , every third video is full of scat Epic dad and Epic teacher . What mythical city do these people live in How the hell does a video get 3.8 million views in barely more than a day Does anyone like it for the music ? what .... did I just watch ? Hahaha ahhh , makes sense . For a second there , I was like Can't believe RD is so popular I thought he was about to masturbate Spike is NEAR ? ! Whoa . I saw him sitting in the crowd . It was weird . no offense but I can't think of any texture pack more ugly than the default one What does it mean " As opposed to Australia " ? Wouldn't it deliver the same message if it had said " England " or " America " or not mentioning another country at all ? ? Oh noooo .... I think you're onto something mate fapfests are creepy ? this could be something confusing ... looks like Bill Murray Ooo , didn't know about Rhapsody ... to reddit ? If he didn't have the same voice I'd hardly believe it was him Yeah driving in VA is the worst . My ex was doing somewhere around 100 and got about 3 days of jail time . He said it was kinda fun and the dudes were cool though .... dunno what that was about Oh sweet mama of the prince of monks . That is a piece of art . I gotta try this . Hah , I can barely tell the difference . Freaking visual arts types lose their shit over them though Yes , screw that bastard from taking from our hard work and giving us nothing . Holy shit you're right mate , i don't know what to say , seriously Lines up perfectly Reading " I went mass phoenix into Carrier char .... Carrier ? ! " Holy shit you're right mate , i don't know what to say , seriously true .... i didnt mean literally the baby wont or cant at all ... just that its not running out to the toilet .. I refuse to get my monkeys high , too expensive ... and too delicate ... animals are people too ... they make decisions ... I think I read it on the first page .... Man air lifted to hospital after fight with cat ... there was a knife involved Is that really how tiny baby piggies are ? I still have 3 pairs of JNCO jeans that i wore as a freshman in high school ... about 11 years ago now ... I still actually fit into them . They have managed to last longer then any other pairs of jeans I have bought since then I'm 6 ' 0 and only need a 32 " length . Your legs are 3 inches longer than mine . I just did 1 min 27 secs . My hands were going numb and I was beginning to get tunnel vision Give me an example of what the appropriate NY accent is . To my knowledge there are several . Yeah , that would be amazing Wait what ? People actually find German accent sexy ? ! A lot of things come to mind . Buy a Zamboni and drive that trucker all over the new ice rink that I bought and renamed in my honor . Take an air balloon ride from the East Coast to the West Coast . Throw gold $ 1 coins at people passing by like how Ezio does in Assassin's Creed . Build a water park , even though I don't know how to swim . Oh man . I saw a girl the other day wearing one of these tails . It's already catching on April O'Neil Where I live , the norm at nail salons is $ 5 for eyebrow waxing . UPS recently rerouted one of my two boxes of wheels to East Alton , Illinois ( instead of WA through Hodgkins , IL ) . It arrived there yesterday ( the 19th ) . I was supposed to get both tomorrow . I now get them Tuesday . They said they " can't upgrade a package once it's in transit . " So the box that went to Hodgkins , IL will be here tomorrow . The box that went to East Alton , IL will be here Tuesday . How often do you leave food uneaten ? Drunk Mr.Bitter is so awesome That isn't any less disturbing than OP's pic Find the kitty ! ... before he finds you ... JESUS ! ! Nirvana used chorus and distortion effects . My mum's on the phone . Apparantly , Sarah isn't talking to Sandra and Jane , and MARK MIGHT BE LEAVING HIS POST are you sure the man behind the tree isnt the same person ? Contained my laugh at the airport gate . Couldn't lol . sir ? Huh ... looks like the force is greater on the outer circle than the inner circle ... very strange Ha ! They totally would . But there is already 2 dogs , 3 cats , and two people here . That force is inversely proportional to the center . So where did he take his naps curled next to Sometimes I have a feeling that WoW is trying to be meta too hard ... Mouse overs are not shown automatically with RES That looks so fucking hot , I just wanna grab your hips and ride you so hard You talk to strangers ? TIL syphilis is curable . FUUU reddit o . o stop scaring the shit out of me That story ... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE Fuck that story . People still play source ? Wait , it doesn't pay well ? If it weren't so close to the game's release you could very likely get someone to do this trade . But , man , I've played at least 10 hours of it already and barely have 12 % completion . The game is absolutely * massive * The Italian covers just make me go wtf ? oh jeebus you're right ! I did not realize how much penis and speedos were in that video . Wow . I've figured out that they are inside of a piano . But that just leads to more questions Redditor for 12 days Nah definitely not Robert Half , and even so , is there something wrong with them that people should know about ? Wasn't he also vac banned ? sweet merciful jebus Did anyone else read the part where they state that McDonald ’ s soft serve vanilla ice cream contains Castoreum ? " Castoreum is nothing more than the anal secretions of a beaver mixed with beaver urine . " ... because that was the high point of Chinese history ; torture and murder of millions at the hands of Japanese imperialism . Right . Yeah .. I uh , I had to google it too because ... you know , its not like I play that game online or anything ... Sorry but I cannot tell the difference between the real ones and the fake ones I got to " It is a waste of pasta " and my eyes went My wife is that guy Singing with Sisko = How could you possibly think that was cool ? I wanna know too ! ! SO CUTE . SO FIERCE . SO PROPER . YET SO CUDDLY should I not be taking 2 advils ? Cause I do that a lot But I can't even light this by myself man ... At first I was like Yeah , why even bother working with a church organization if you're atheist ? Shit , has it really been that long ? file not found Brown goes with almost any outfit Thank you , I'll take those into account and use them to my advantage ! You fight Sef ? The guy ... who has the fortress ? I'm not sure if you're half joking or not ... but it is very likely to be true . She sat through listening to a guy ramble about video games , actually paid attention , and then went home to draw pictures about what he said to then show off to him the next day ? DID SOMEONE SLIP ME CRACK ? ? ? ? Is there another / b / other than on 4chan ? ? Who said barnes would miss a forward pass ? This would be an awful condition on a guy though If someone has this condition as a guy their only hope is to dry out during the day wtf why does that all fit together so perfectly ? That's some weird stuff right there Topless pictures of Geri Halliwell when Spice Girls was the hit thing in the world . 11 year-old me had a thing for the spicy one That's a very well done drawing . At first i read testicles holy fuck , I live like an hour from Montreal ... why is this the first time I hear abt this My name IS Adam , but the girl that .. would post has no idea what reddit or / r / gw is about , right ? holy shit tasteless is allergic to cinnamon She looks like she's been sucking off an elephant all night . Is it supposed to look " sexy " ? I don't usually post comments to YouTube videos but when I do it's because OMFFFG If you don't want it critiqued you shouldn't open it up to criticism You want to see the man's oh face ? i wouldnt want to get caught with tthat thing under water I honestly don't know Oh my god . They did build a black * Executor * Well I am located in Florida ... Its an illusion . The book is holding the table up . What if , you have to destroy a good colossus , to produce 2 weaker ones Where is the other boob ? My brother eats like this . One time I offered to pick up some food for him from McDonald's and he asked for 3 mcdoubles and 3 mcchickens . I was like , " I didn't know you had friends over . " His response ? " I don't . " Are you for real ? ! It was kind of fucked up how well that matched up Oh , now that's just creepy . Creepy in a good way somehow though ... I feel like elementary school would have left me with PTSD flashbacks if we played like that . Holy shit . This is huge . Now I understand why SaSe is still in Quantic Gaming . Err , no . Damn Reddit you scary .. I feel like we've just been hit by an atom bomb . I backstabbed that bastard at a very low level and did almost no damage to him . When he got back up ...... he was mad you are really good at spy 40 million ? WTF ? ! Have they forgotten the FFP totally ? Kinda looks like FuSoYa from Final Fantasy 4 NOW I see the light ! So simple and right before mine eyes ! I as well received exactly 5 of the same email You were one million dollars in debt ? You had ~ $ million in debt ! You can get drafted for a conflict ? That's surprising , I need to look into this . It's not that I don't respect your opinion and honestly I might give it myself of I was in the other side . We've known each other since I was about 6 in 1981 Starting them off young on the road to being a furry Super Bowl ? ... but ... sports and sports-watching date back to ancient times Oh , is the Time Square now on Paris ? Kinda actually . They also don't cost that much - lane him up with Soraka and you can harass like hell Humble Bundle ... 8 games ... 5 $ ... Including Frozen Synapse . Is there something I don't get here ? Or are you trying to sell a game that could be bought a week ago extra cheap for several keys ? I remember getting to the level where you steal blood from the girl in the bath and being like His middle name is Mojo ? ha . its a very loving name for sure As soon as I got to " ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO ! " I heard KMFDM's Looking For Strange play in my head . you're face is pretty hot ! * scrolls down * HOLY SHIT .. hm I never thought of that holy cock and balls , how big is it ? ! TIL r / wtfart Actually , I looked down and saw that Opera had an update available . I installed it and now it works . Did they just add support for